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Crocodile Dundee (1986) Crocodile Dundee is a classic comedy film released in 1986. Directed by Peter Faiman, it became a

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Crocodile Dundee is a classic comedy film released in 1986. Directed by Peter Faiman, it became a tremendous box office success and catapulted its leading actor, Paul Hogan, to international stardom. Set in the Australian outback, the movie follows the adventure of Mick Dundee, a rugged crocodile hunter with a unique sense of humor and survival skills. When a New York journalist, played by Linda Kozlowski, travels to Australia to interview Dundee, their worlds collide, leading to hilarious situations and unexpected romance.

The film delights audiences with its fish-out-of-water story, showcasing the stark contrast between Australia's wilderness and the hustle and bustle of New York City. The chemistry between Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski is undeniable, adding an extra layer of charm to the movie.

If you want to relive the essence of Crocodile Dundee, you can play and download the sounds of the outback and the movie's iconic quotes here. Let the adventure begin!

A city girl like you...
A couple hundred dollars' worth of cocaine.
A death roll?
A fag, for Christ's sakes!
A feeling of being so alone.
A guy dressed up like a sheila. Look at that.
A lot of people believe that they're telepathic.
A man dressed up as a girl.
A man... A man to whom I am doubly indebted.
A rock ledge, log,
A walkabout?
A week later, he crawls out of the bush,
Aborigines don't own the land.
Aborigines, well, like all God's creatures,
Absolutely.
Ah, I don't know.
Ah, maybe we could take in a movie or, you know, go to a dance or...
Ah, New York is no place for a country gent.
Ah, New York is no place for a country gent.
Ah, no more for me. Thanks, Mick. I must be getting on home.
Ah, no. I thought I'd go Walkabout.
Ah, there he is.
Ah, well, you see,
Ah, Well...
Ah! Sue, darling! You're back.
Ah.
Ah. Is that what you were doing?
Ah. Just making sure.
Ahem. Your father's expecting you, Miss.
All right!
All right!
All right! Hang loose, my man.
Always looking for a good time.
And he said, In the summertime.
And he tells everyone in town,
And he tells everyone in town,
And his name...
And his name...
And how are you finding New York?
And I don't believe I know your daughter.
And I will see where he was attacked and how he survived?
And I'll meet you at the Echo Billabong on Wednesday.
And into the first pub for a beer. (LAUGHS)
And is there a Mrs. Crocodile Dundee?
And it's terrific, it's great.
And roll you over and over and over till you stop kicking.
And she didn't wait?
And the old tea towel over your scalp.
And this of course is Mr. Dundee.
And what's yours, crocodile?
And you were just out here fishing?
And you were out here hunting crocodiles in that?
And your Mr. Dundee, does he...
And your wallet.
Anti nuke, women's lib, save the whales.
Anyhow, enough about me leg.
Anyway, he wasn't happy with the grip he had on me,
Anyway, I went off on walkabout.
Are either of you ladies attached or married or anything like that?
Are you building a freeway
Are you going to talk all night, my man, or you going to screw one of them?
Are you involved in cattle, Mr. Dundee?
Are you leaving us, Mick? You going back home?
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Are you telepathic?
As always.
As he's our guest,
As... As you can see, we're all glad to have you back.
Bad fucking language in front of ladies.
Bad language?
Been standing up there for 600 million years.
Best pupil I ever had.
Better way, huh?
Black fellas love them.
Blocked nose. Right.
Bloody Wally.
Breathe it in real deep.
Brings it out in the open, no more problem.
But he is here in town. Somewhere.
But he managed to increase the circulation
But I won't have anyone using bad language in front of a lady.
But if you stand around out the front of a place like this,
But if you're talking legend...
But it tastes like shit.
But not our Mick. (CHUCKLES) No.
But stick close to me, you'll be all right.
But still my dad get angry if I don't show up.
But the funnel web spider can kill a man in eight seconds,
But you being a sheila,
But, right now, I want Richard to explain
Butt out, Dundee!
By all means, bring along this, uh, Crocodile Dundee.
By our new found friend, Mr. Michael J. Dundee.
Call me Mick.
Can't handle his drink, poor fella.
Can't you stop her from taking all these dangerous assignments?
Cities are crowded, right?
Close.
Come on over, meet this guy from Australia.
Come on, guys, put your money on me.
Come on, Mick.
Come on, Wal, what'd he say?
Congratulations.
Could you send them through to our table, Matt?
Couldn't be better.
Couple months.
Crikey, Mick. I better get going.
Dangerous bastards.
Definitely no place for a city girl.
Definitely no place for a city girl.
Delivered, literally, out of the jaws of death
Despite the rugged beauty of this land,
Did you, uh...
Didn't know she was nuts.
Do I ever.
Do you want me to have a look at that?
Do you want to eat somewhere special tonight?
Doesn't care.
Doesn't know.
Don't come back neither!
Don't go away, love.
Don't know that one.
Don't leave. I'm not going to marry Richard.
Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker.
Donk, tonight's me lucky night.
Dorothy and Wendell Wainwright. From Australia.
Dorothy's fine now, but she used to be really uptight.
Down under the water and jam you under it...
Dragged him down under.
Eager to spend time with my girl.
Eating something without having to kill it first. (CHUCKLES)
Enjoying yourself at our expense.
Even medium rare goanna.
Every man and his dog in the joint knows
Everything Okay?
Excuse me.
Find yourself a nice, comfortable spot
Fine. We went from there...
First trip anywhere.
For a minute there I thought you were making a pass at me.
For a minute there, um...
For how long?
For medicinal purposes.
For washing your backside, right?
Fran, how are you?
Friendly, full of beans, but, uh, a bit weird.
Friends. Welcome home, Sue.
From what Wal's told me, living in the city can be just as dangerous.
G'day, girls.
G'day, Irving. How are you, mate?
G'day, mate!
G'day, Sue.
G'day!
G'day.
G'day.
G'day.
G'day. Ooops!
Get into it.
Get it into you, pop.
Get out of here! Get going!
Get the steam going. Right.
Get this...
Gets patched up and disappears.
Give us a look. It's all right.
God bless you. You saved my life, really.
God.
Goin' down? Ah, yeah. Just blowing the froth off a couple.
Good eating.
Good night, Mick.
Good night.
Good one, skippy.
Good. Just came down for a couple of days.
Got it opened. Know what we found inside it?
Got to have an opinion. Got to have a voice.
Got to pay for the room in advance, have we?
Great. I'm starving.
Great. Why Crocodile?
GUS: Hey, you take care, now.
Ha ha! Grazie, Roberto.
Hanker for a bit of, uh, male company?
Hasn't she got any mates?
Hasn't she got any mates?
Have a nice day, Oiving.
Have you told Sue about Sunday?
Haven't you ever lived in a city?
Haven't you ever protested anything?
Having a good time?
He almost started a riot
He crawled right into Katherine.
He had a little too much to drink.
He okay?
He reckons it makes me more colorful for the tourist business.
He runs a safari business out of somewhere called Walkabout Creek.
He thinks his way.
He wants me to take care of things here.
He wasn't trying to eat me on the spot.
He's a legend up here.
He's a nice fellow.
He's coming through!
He's coming through!
He's cool.
He's gone walkabout.
He's like a regular Tarzan.
He's only been here a dozen times.
He's probably lost.
He's probably marching right now for the gay Nazis or something.
He's the best bushman in the territory.
He's the bloke that was grabbed by a croc on the Rapid River.
He's waiting with his guests in the lounge.
Hello, young lady. Been reading your articles.
Here, let me get this.
Here. Try this.
Here's a go, fellas. Good on you, Mick.
Here's my little Italian mate, Danny.
Here's what's left of me boat.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, fella! (WHISTLES)
Hey, girls, girls.
Hey, how many of us are staying here?
Hey, lady, where you going?
Hey, look at this big cheeky bugger.
Hey, my man, what's happening?
Hey, pal.
Hey, Simone.
Hey, Sue, come here, look at this!
Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Ah!
Hey! It's got a gun!
Hey. Hey.
Hey. I do.
Hey. Thanks for the lift, mate.
Hey...
Hey... That was a guy.
Hi, Dad.
Hi.
Hi. Pleased to meet you.
Him and me both, Wal.
Him, I've got to meet.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Sounds like a prize ratbag.
Hmm. Thought I heard something.
Home to seven million people.
How big was it?
How can you say that?
How did you get away?
How did you know?
How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done?
How does he find his way in the dark?
How he runs this newspaper better than I do
How long were you gone?
How wonderful.
How would I know, shit for brains?
How you doing, baby? It's me, Simone!
How you getting on with the New Yorkers, Mick?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh.
I already made arrangements to meet him.
I asked one of the tribal elders one day when I was born.
I believe I'm deeply in your debt for saving my daughter's life.
I can hardly wait.
I can live with that.
I can see you got some friends. Follow me, please.
I caught one down there about three weeks ago.
I do apologize. It's just the drink.
I don't know what you call it, but I'd like to look at that dish
I don't know, I think...
I don't know.
I don't suppose you know where?
I got it. Here you go.
I got to talk to that man down the end.
I got you. I got you.
I guess everyone in this room
I have a little place where I live all by my lonesome.
I have been trying to tell you all night.
I have your latest piece right here in front of me
I knew you were tribal.
I look great.
I love ya!
I love ya! I love ya!
I love you!
I mean, ain't no crocodiles out there, but a fast moving Chevy
I mean, ain't no crocodiles out there, but a fast moving Chevy
I mean, any normal man would have just turned up his toes and died.
I mean, I don't imagine that they have any...
I mean, there he was out there doing a quiet spot of fishing,
I mean, where would someone like you stand on,
I miss you, too, honey.
I need a piss!
I read the Bible once.
I really miss you, darling.
I reckon this place saved me life.
I should've been home hours ago.
I shouldn't have made that crack about the lunatic asylum.
I suppose you don't have any shrinks at Walkabout Creek?
I suppose you don't have any shrinks at Walkabout Creek?
I swear.
I think I know how you must have felt...
I think I'm going to throw up.
I thought I was a goner.
I trust that's in order?
I want Mick to come back to New York with me.
I want you to take me out where you were attacked,
I was just getting on top of them.
I was just talking to the ladies and making a bit of progress.
I was only being friendly.
I was raised by the local tribe.
I was sort of married once.
I, uh... I did some thinking.
I'd drink you under the table any day, my friend.
I'll be there tonight.
I'll get a cab back to the office.
I'll get in the back, Gus.
I'll get us a drink.
I'll gonna have to find a way of keeping you in town.
I'll have a lash.
I'll pick you up early.
I'll take you to where I camped the first night.
I'll tell her meself. I'm coming through.
I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee.
I'm fine. How are you? I think...
I'm from Walkabout Creek in the Northern Territory.
I'm here, aren't I?
I'm Mr. Dundee's business partner.
I'm not going to marry Richard.
I'm on my way to a corroboree over at the Jabba.
I'm sorry that Mr. Dundee isn't here himself to meet you.
I'm sorry. He's not normally like this.
I've been reading about him in the paper.
I've got a chopper meeting the plane at Darwin.
I've got me reputation to think about.
I've got my own apartment downtown.
IDA: One for your mate, you mad bugger.
IDA: You better get your men out of here.
If I give my heart to you
If I went and lived in some city, I'd only make it worse.
If you do, you'll never come back. Right, Wal?
If you get into trouble, fire a couple of shots in the air.
If you want to play, why don't you play with me?
If you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick to say hello to Senator Manly.
If you're gonna go, take the gun with you.
Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together.
Incidentally, Miss, if you're looking for Crocodile Mick,
Influencing her as her editor.
Is it dead?
Is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
Is that you, Rosita?
Is this your first trip to New York?
It could take you weeks to nail him down.
It means to, uh, wander around and discover new places.
It really fixes us up.
It seems you've been tripping all over the world,
It was great, wasn't it, eh? And what about the yams?
It'll be getting dark soon.
It'll probably take two.
It'll take you to Grand Central Station.
It's a bloody drag,
It's a pleasure having you here to share this.
It's all right. It's a mate of mine.
It's all right. It's over.
It's everybody's business.
It's for... After you... You know.
It's full of crocs. What do you reckon he was doing?
It's good shit.
It's just a scratch.
It's just that you were due back here yesterday.
It's like their mother.
It's okay. He's Australian.
It's only about another hour to the river,
It's that...
It's the way we do it back home.
It's those city cowboys.
It's too crowded. We're jammed in like sheep.
Jesus...
Just a bloody poacher, eh?
Just around the corner.
Just bite the end off. They're really sweet.
Just by looking at him.
Just in time to buy another round, too, mate.
Just kids having fun. Are you all right?
Just relax.
Kangaroo steak or possum grits!
Keep in touch.
Keep your head down.
Killed it, of course.
Knows how this beautiful lady and I I feel about each other.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Lady here wants to talk to the guy in the black hat!
Last time I looked.
Left him there to die 100 miles from nowhere.
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off.
Let me tell you about the rest of me.
Let's eat.
Listen, I'm sorry about that,
Listen, uh, you two should really be alone.
Listen, we've got a busy day tomorrow, so get some sleep.
Listen, you do understand
Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee,
Long as it takes.
Looking for a good time, honey?
Lucky bastard.
Man, I ain't from no tribe.
MAN: Come on, fellas. Five bucks, anyone who can make Donk spill it.
MAN: Give me a kiss, Donk.
MAN: Good evening. Follow me, please.
Me and God...
Me?
Means no crocs.
Michael J. Crocodile Dundee.
Michael J. Crocodile Dundee.
Mick Dundee from Australia.
Mick Dundee from Australia. How are you?
Mick Dundee!
Mick Dundee.
Mick Dundee's room, please.
MICK: Ah, television.
MICK: Don't know.
MICK: Don't know.
MICK: G'day.
MICK: Get out of the way, dopey!
MICK: Hey, come on, Dan. You're in no condition to drive.
MICK: I thought you said your dad sells newspapers.
MICK: I'll catch up with you, Nev.
MICK: Jesus Christ!
MICK: Just leave the spare towels on the bed, will you?
MICK: No, I'm not putting down your black widow spider,
MICK: Of course, it took me a week to crawl this far.
MICK: Of course, the real danger down there is the sharks, though,
MICK: Of dying? Nah.
MICK: Oh, bonzer people.
MICK: That's incredible.
MICK: Um, time doesn't mean much up here, Miss.
MICK: Wal's idea.
MICK: You know, I didn't mean, um...
MICK: You married?
Mick!
Mick! Get stuffed!
Mick?
Mick?
Mick? In a big city?
Mick.
Mick.
Mick.
Mick.
Mick. Have a drink.
Mind over matter. (CHUCKLES)
Mind this for me.
Miss, I assure you, you're gonna spend a few wonderful days here.
Mmm. Great.
More like a love bite, really.
More tucker here than you could poke a stick at.
Muchas gracias, love.
Must, uh...
My God.
Nah, that's illegal. I was just fishing.
Nah.
Nah. Common sense.
Never been to a city.
Never Never Safaris.
Neville Bell. Sue Charlton.
Nice chatting to you, ladies.
Nice joint you got here.
Nice people.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Reilly.
Nice to meet you, Simo.
No interviews, no pictures, nothing.
No one in our tribe's got a flash car like this.
No problem.
No worries.
No, but it will come to me.
No, but would you listen to this?
No, it's nothing.
No, it's... It's all right.
No, no, no. (CHUCKLES) No, no, he's very reserved.
No, uh, let me.
No, we handle ourselves pretty well up here in the bush, Miss.
No. Back there, if you got a problem, you tell Wally.
No. Back there, if you got a problem, you tell Wally.
No. Favorite subject.
No. We're both single ladies.
No. You got lens cap on.
None of my business.
None of your business?
Not bad eating, but always give me gas.
Not now.
Not on me, you silly bugger, on the bushes.
Nothing. Why?
Now this will be quite a novelty for you, Mick.
Now what?
Now you can see where he sunk his teeth in.
Now, boil the water,
Now, come on, Dundee.
Now, I'm going to leave you in Mick's capable hands,
Of course, no one more than I.
Of course, not only did he bring back to me the woman that I love,
Of the newspaper in the process.
Oh, can I come?
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ. It's like living with Davy Crockett.
Oh, darling, I'm so glad you could come.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, God. We got separated in customs.
Oh, hang on.
Oh, he meant well. (DROPS CUP)
Oh, hell. The dogs are out.
Oh, I hate the bush.
Oh, I think we can work something out.
Oh, I took the liberty of booking you into our hotel.
Oh, I was just about to.
Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him.
Oh, it's a bit rough, but I'll manage.
Oh, it's a king brown.
Oh, maybe the odd one late at night.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no. You can't take my photograph.
Oh, please, call me Walter.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, sorry, Mick Dundee. I didn't catch the name.
Oh, that's just the boys having fun and games.
Oh, there's no way I'd leave you alone on your first night in New York.
Oh, there's someone I want you to meet.
Oh, wait a minute. I'll do that.
Oh, well, I don't know, just the two of us out there alone?
Oh, yeah, Gus. No worries.
Oh, yeah, Simone.
Oh, yeah. Deadly.
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be dead for dollars.
Oh, yeah. No troubles at all.
Oh, yeah. No worries.
Oh, yes. They were great.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! (GASPS)
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. I'm sorry. You believe it will take your spirit away.
Oh. It's a drug. You sniff it.
Oh. Phew.
Oh...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Old bushman's trick.
On his hands and knees...
One dog, please.
One dunny, one bidet.
One for me, one for me mate.
One what?
Ooh!
Or how I'd feel if I were out here alone.
Or proposing to the finest catch in New York state?
Out of the way, dopey!
Out there the big fat sheila's eating.
Paper would pay.
Patricia, a drink for Mr. Dundee.
People go to a psychiatrist to talk about their problems.
Perhaps he'd like to order for all of us.
Poisonous?
Probably see you around.
Psychiatrist.
Pub. You know, somewhere to get a drink.
Put your face right over that.
Put your head right down onto that.
Ready as I'll ever be.
Really? Yes, what?
Richard and I want you with us.
Richard is warm, caring, and I love him, okay?
RICHARD: He sells a lot of newspapers.
RICHARD: I'm fine.
RICHARD: New York City, Mr. Dundee.
RICHARD: So, that's Jungle Jim.
RICHARD: Sue, don't misunderstand me, please.
Richard!
Richard! You could make it this evening.
Right, well, uh, till Wednesday.
Right.
Right. Absolutely.
Right. Okay, thanks.
Righto, mate.
Roam across the earth and be left in peace.
Room service took on a whole new meaning.
Rosita, uh...
Said to meself, Mick, old son,
SAM: Sweetheart?
Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
Say, the nuclear debate?
See those rocks sticking up there?
See you at seven.
See you there this afternoon.
See, Nev's a real city boy, but his dad's a tribal elder.
Seems like a personable fellow.
Señor Mick?
Shall we?
She found a wonderful shrink.
She just needed to unload them.
She loves me. (CHUCKLES)
Shh! Shut up, you guys.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Show me how you survived.
Shut up!
Si, Señor Mick.
Simpson, Mr. Dundee.
SIMPSON: Nice to see you again, Miss. Mr. Mason.
Sir?
Skinning the bastard.
Smooth shag, eh? (CHUCKLES)
Snake infested swamps...
So arguing over who owns them
So he let go to get a better one, and I talked him out of it.
So I ought to, mate. Sneaking up on a man
So it is.
So tell me, what's the sideshow all about?
So, I'm writing down Wally's number and my office number.
So, what are we drinking? Uh, two vodka martinis,
Some nitwit's put two dunnies in here.
Somebody stop him!
Something closer to home.
Something the matter, darling?
Sorry.
Sorry. Can't seem to get my mind in gear.
Sounds just fine.
Stay here.
Still be there when you and I are gone.
Straight past the hospital
Strange girl.
Sue Charlton, Newsday.
Sue, even if this thing is for real,
Sue, I'm not complaining about your work.
Sue, when you were away,
SUE: Good to see you looking so fit and well.
SUE: He said you hit him.
SUE: How old are you?
SUE: Last month this guy in the Northern Territory
SUE: Mick, give him your wallet.
SUE: Oh, don't worry about Mick.
SUE: Oh, well...
SUE: Was once...
SUE: Well, what do you think?
SUE: Weren't you afraid?
SUE: With chili, onions, sauerkraut, and some peppers.
SUE: Wonderful country out here.
SUE: Yeah. Can I get the direct dialing code for Australia?
SUE: You don't know?
Sue!
Sue!
Sue.
Sue's come back to us,
Sure make a mess of you. (LAUGHS)
Sure. Every time I get thrown out of the pub.
Table for three.
Take care now.
Take you down to the bottom of the water,
Talked?
Tell him don't leave. She's not going to marry Richard.
Tell him I love him.
Tell him not to leave.
Tell me, who's the new man?
Ten minutes of that, you'll be clear as a bell. No worries.
Tenderize you a bit.
Thank God you're home safe.
Thank you very much. I couldn't have done it without your help.
Thank you, Gus.
Thank you, Gus.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Um, perhaps I should order for all of us, right?
Thanks, mate.
Thanks.
That croc was gonna eat me alive.
That girl, she's a guy.
That makes you the biggest busybody in the world.
That story's getting better every time you tell it, Wally.
That was amazing.
That will do it.
That'll do. Uh...
That's a good idea.
That's a knife.
That's an Aboriginal habit.
That's it.
That's mineral water.
That's right. I'm only a sheila.
That's the dangerous end.
That's what we ran while you were down under.
That's why I love it, 'cause I fit right in.
That's why you have so many accidents over here...
That's wonderful.
The big ones, you know, like Jaws?
The lady down the end wants to see you!
The one in the black hat.
The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car.
The thing bit his leg right off,
The towels for Señor Mick.
The water was running 20 foot up the bank during the wet season.
Then he'll take you away to his meat safe somewhere.
Then I'll have none and you'll have two
There you go.
There you go.
There's a better way of doing it than that.
There's a sort of strange emptiness about it.
There's a subway two blocks that way.
There's a TV if you get bored.
There's always one more story.
There's just one other thing.
There's no law against that.
They belong to it.
They just want the right to
Thief! Thief!
This giant crocodile came up,
This is Echo Lake.
This is Karla. I'm Simone. Where you from, honey?
This is man's country out here.
This is the man I'm writing about, Mick Dundee.
Thoughtful, too...
Three Filipino fishermen...
Time for a little tap dance.
To start with, she's a better kisser than Donk.
To the original rebel.
Trevor, get the spotlight over here, mate.
TREVOR: Can't you see where you're aiming?
Tribe?
Try 18.
Try the grubs and the sugar ants.
Tucano's. 7:30?
Tucker?
Turned him over, bit half his leg off,
Two beers, Ida.
Uh, 16, 18 foot, maybe.
Uh, don't you worry, Miss.
Uh, excuse me, Gwendoline.
Uh, he called down this morning to say he was checking out today.
Uh, he was just trying to get a bite, that's all.
Uh, here, Wal. Mind Cyril for me
Uh, I thought you were somebody else.
Uh, listen, are there any more of those around?
Uh, no worries, mate.
Uh, see, crocs don't like fresh meat.
Uh, well, a slight exaggeration.
Uh, what year is this?
Uh, where?
Uh. When are you coming home, mate?
Uh...
Uh... (GASPS)
Uh... The Aborigines.