Crocodile Dundee II Edit

A little present.

A little slimy, you know.

About 500 yards that way, behind that ridge.

Actually, I was thinking about looking for a job.

Ah, excuse me.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Meat eater.

Ah. That's the tree.

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

All right!

And Diamond.

And even if the guys you call are straight, what are they gonna do?

And he had to go through that initiation.

And he moved like lightning, and...

And how is old Bessie, Gator?

And I'm gonna bust her out.

And I'm no good to her.

And if your Mick screws this up...

And Mick's Place, it's all swamps and rocky mountains.

And no man alive knows this place better.

And now I owe him one.

And shot.

And Teddy's the fella that's gonna help us find him.

And then on to Staten Island Ferry,

And then you act like you're some sort of a rock star?

And there was no sound.

And there's more. He killed a guy, personally.

And throws one at you.

And where exactly is that?

And you didn't even get a shot off?

And you mean you were out there alone and wounded for 12 days, Mr. Reilly?

And you should leave a message after the beep.

Any suggestions?

Are you okay, buddy?

Are you really enjoying that?

Aren't you gonna ask me what this is all about?

At the very least you could come and watch me get my head blown off.

Be back soon. I'll check on Wally.

Be careful. This isn't a game.

Beast. The perfect gift for Donk.

Because I understand how the bastard thinks.

Better ask Leroy. He's in charge of the cavalry.

Better than average.

Billongamick.

Billongamick. Does that mean something?

Bob Tanner did and I had his head blown off, like that.

Bob? I don't know what you're talking about.

Brannigan just walked inside the building.

Brannigan told me to follow you. And that's it.

Brannigan.

Brannigan. Look, something's happened.

Breakfast.

Breakfast.

Bring the letter to Hoyt Street station, downtown side.

Building across the street!

But don't worry, I'll send you some framed copies.

But don't worry, it won't come near the fire.

But he doesn't know that. Not much you can do about it anyway.

But he'll be back.

But I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

But no one touches Dundee. He's for me.

But not here. Somewhere I can see 'em coming.

But when you have a name like Leroy Brown,

But, uh...

Bye.

Call Mick. And pray he has some brains.

Call you back in two minutes.

Can I help you?

Can I help?

Can you wait while I check this?

Can't you smell it?

Check out this party!

Clint Eastwood?

Clint Eastwood.

Cocaine.

Come back!

Come in here with their sirens wailing and their guns blazing?

Come on, Jose, get up.

Cómo está?

Completed in nineteen hundred and...

Crap magic.

Crawler nasties in this place.

Crikey, Diamond, you must have a tapeworm!

Damn! He's going in!

DEA, international drug rings...

Death before dishonor, all that stuff?

Denning, bring him back!

Did you chase a snake into the cane fields?

Dig right in.

Do we?

Do you know where they are?

Do you mind? I'm starving.

Doesn't work.

Don't fool around.

Don't miss, Mick.

Don't put it away.

Don't start shooting at shadows. We don't want the cops around.

Don't try to stop me.

Don't you have a post, mister?

Don't...

Donk.

Double the price. The girl's got to die.

Dundee went bush about a week ago

Dundee!

Dundee.

Dundee's some sort of a ghost or something.

Dunlop radials, Tony's bike.

Encompassing 481.2 rail miles.

Erskine!

Erskine?

Erskine?

Ever since that old black tracker walked off.

Every time I see you, you've got food in your hand.

Except perhaps me. I'm sorry.

Fair.

Felipe.

Fill this up with those berries. I'll be up on top of the ridge.

First you shoot my head, now you try to drown me.

Five, 10 years from now,

For you.

Forgive me. I am Luis Rico.

Fortunately, they know my rep round here.

Four. Okay, you can look.

Freeze! Hold it!

Fun, isn't it?

G'day, amigo.

G'day, mate! Bet you've got some stories to tell, eh?

G'day, Sarge!

G'day. Want a cold one?

Garcia, kill him.

Garcia, let him go.

Garcia!

Gazing across at Wally and Nugget and Donk.

Get away from all the noise and the traffic,

Get outta here! Come on, let's go.

Get some sleep.

Get up here and get the fresh air.

Give him nothing. Get rid of him, or your lady is a dead woman.

Go!

Gonna be a long night, too.

Good luck, Mick.

Good to see you again, Gator.

Good, mate. Anything for me?

Gosh!

Got a fork? Thanks.

Got it.

Got something here for your lady friend.

Gracias.

Great. Did you send them off?

Grubby little parasite.

Guys like that should be just taken out

Guys like this own cops.

Hang on a second. Colombia. Yeah, I got it here.

Has been known to take small children away.

Have I ever, son. Have I ever. But not on a dry throat.

Have you ever been hopelessly and completely in love,

Haven't seen him around, have you?

Hawaii, maybe.

He can climb down there and get it his bloody self.

He didn't fly in here and take Jose.

He does like I tell him, you both come out alive.

He has to, you don't walk away from a $100 million business.

He knows about their magic.

He lives with you?

He owed us a favor.

He says that the DEA, they staked out the place.

He says the boyfriend is back.

He sent you a letter. Where is it?

He spends most of his time in Colombia these days.

He used to be the President!

He wants to drive, let him drive!

He wants to know if we're allowed to eat these men.

He was adopted by Aborigines,

He?

He'll have skipped the country by now,

He'll kill somebody, he's crazy!

He's all right. It's just a scratch.

He's already shown us the way to Jaba Point.

He's gone!

He's gone.

He's got Mick!

He's headed for Jaba Point, that's for sure.

He's into some pretty heavy shit.

He's leading those other two mongrels up to Jaba Point.

Hello, Rico. Nice suit.

Hello, Sue.

Hello.

Hello. This is Mick Dundee here.

Here. What's this?

Here's the photos Bob took.

Hey, great message. Listen, Sue, this is Robert.

Hey, hey, hey. Relax! It's just me, man.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Judy, what's going on?

Hey, Leroy. You throw a great party, man.

Hey, Mick, my friend didn't see you throw. Could you show him? Huh?

Hey, Miguel, there is something going on outside, man.

Hey, Miguel!

Hey, there's a guy walking past your window.

Hey, yo! Like, be cool with the clutch!

Hey, you ugly mother. Give me your wallet!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Look at this!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. He's going in!

Hi, Doris. Nothing exciting, just going through some mail.

Hi, Sue. What are you doing?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

How big is Mick's Place?

How can we be of service?

How do you know that?

How do you know that?

How do you like your eggs, mate?

How're you doin'?

I am home.

I can't do it with you watching.

I don't give a damn about the air!

I don't have a brother.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't know. He still sleeps on the floor.

I don't know. I never heard anything like it.

I don't want to stop you. I just wanna get past.

I don't want you to do anything with it until you hear from me, all right?

I got it.

I gotta split.

I had old Bessie.

I just got a couple of deliveries to make.

I just... I sent you a letter. I don't want you to open it.

I knew it was you all the time.

I know you're up there. Come down,

I know, a sheila would only slow you down.

I left a trail even Wally could follow.

I loved that bitch!

I mean, anything under 1,000 square miles up here is a hobby farm.

I might have known it would be you.

I need someone who's road wise.

I never got any message. The machine's been broken.

I noticed you're getting pretty tight with Leroy.

I taught him.

I tell you, and you kiss me goodbye.

I think we're gonna need some help.

I think you'd better come with me.

I thought you two were mates.

I told you. Black magic.

I took pictures of the whole thing.

I was assigned to guard your door. Mick invited me in.

I was thinking I could be sitting in the bar at Walkabout Creek right now,

I would consider it a personal favor if you'll hear my man here.

I would've started looking for a job last week,

I wouldn't say it's worthless. It does have some redeeming features.

I'd really like to get Wally the kind of thing

I'll be back for dinner.

I'll just smooth the way.

I'll show you the Reserve Bank.

I'm about to throw myself off this building.

I'm cool.

I'm cool.

I'm gonna get into trouble!

I'm gonna make a telephone call. See who's about.

I'm gonna retire, buy myself a little island.

I'm not really here, this is a recording. It's good, isn't it?

I'm so lucky to have a rich man like you.

I'm strictly legit.

I'm the only one that's gonna get shot at.

I've been following you.

I've been looking for Walter Reilly.

I've got a problem. I need your help.

I've seen you around.

If he moves, kill him.

If I even start to think she's hurt, my guts twist up, I can't think straight,

If Mick want his clothes back,

If what you say is true, it's lucky we brought the Kryptonite.

If you're followed, if you screw this up,

In a cage, Donk!

In fact, I saw Donk's twin brother over there, in New York,

In here.

In the Bronx Zoo.

In the bushes, if you miss, you don't eat. Isn't that right, Mick?

In the meantime,

Infrared beams!

Inspector Brannigan. Drug Enforcement Administration.

Is that part of the job? Digging?

Is this what I think it is?

It don't fit.

It is to me.

It looks like you've already taken care of business.

It stinks! Is it gonna work?

It was just a question of timing, 'cause Mick and I had this plan.

It would be here by now. He left a message on your machine.

It's a very large native bird, it's very rare.

It's been a long time, amigo.

It's just a python, you big girl.

It's like they jumped off the face of the planet.

It's like, curiosity, my man.

It's Nixon! You know, Tricky Dicky?

It's not very big. You could walk across it in three or four days.

It's not wise to annoy me.

It's the most extensive subway system in the world,

It's these New York fish, Sarge, they won't take the bait.

It's time for you to do your Lone Ranger stuff.

It's time we stopped playing this bushman's game his way.

Jaba Point, because there's fresh water there and caves.

Jaba Point?

Jabajada Arderdah, which means,

Jefe.

Just a second.

Just admiring the view. You want coffee?

Just how exactly was Bob involved in this?

Just out of curiosity, why...

Keep an eye on the kids.

Keep going.

Ketchup?

Know how come he can throw like that?

Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole damn cemetery!

Leroy tells me that your gang is the coolest gang in New York.

Let me just grab some cigarettes, then we'll talk some business.

Let me make one thing perfectly clear.

Let me warn you, he's a bad dude.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Like, the word gets around,

Listen, boys, you should be nice for the lady.

Listen, don't put that in the water,

Listen...

Look at that!

Look, I think I've been more than reasonable

Look, look, look. How should I know where she is?

Look, this goes to Moore, Bank and Patterson,

Look!

Looking for some kind of a job.

Looks like explanation time.

Looks like these guys are gonna blow up Long Island or something.

Looks like they've found the shack.

Lord! Man, no! Ahhh!

Lots of guys with machine guns, shit like that?

Luis.

Man, you really are prehistoric. Hey. You want the job?

Maybe I should go and talk to him.

Maybe just a day or two till we pick us up another tracker.

Maybe like those cushions that say, "I love New York,"

Maybe we should just call the police.

Maybe we teach him some good games when it gets light.

Maybe you should get into some other business.

Me and my guys can take care of Dundee.

Mick Dundee's the name. Fairly new in town.

Mick thinks this is some big game. Rico didn't come here for a picnic.

Mick, I gotta split.

Mick, listen, this is really important. I'm in a lot of trouble.

Mick, please do what they say and be careful.

Mick, the gun's empty. There's no more bullets.

Mick, this area we're in now, does it have a name?

Mick, this is serious shit you're talking about.

Mick! You're back!

Mick?

Mick?

Mick.

Mick.

Mick.

Mick.

Mick.

Mick's bloody lucky you can't shoot straight, Wal.

Mick's clothes.

Mick's Place.

Mom?

Move to those rocks and wait.

My fellow Americans,

Nah, I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk.

Nah. Needs garlic.

Nah. No worries, Mr. Rico.

Nice jacket.

No sound at all.

No worries. See you back here.

No, I can't say that I have.

No, I don't know him. Does he live round here?

No, mate. We just hold them.

No, no, no...

No, no. Go on. Go on.

No, no. No trouble, darling. Just get into the car, okay?

No.

No.

No. A man can't stay on holidays forever.

No. I walk around here every day.

No. No, not jail. We'll hide you away somewhere safe.

Nobody knows nothing, not even the Feds.

Now we finish it.

Now we're all on foot. That makes us even.

Now you can get some sleep. Relief watch has arrived.

Now, here's another one of your fellow countrymen.

Now, if any of you city folk went out there and got lost,

Now, that's a knife.

Now, where's Sue Charlton?

Oh yeah, it was him.

Oh, Bob Tanner. Isn't he your ex husband?

Oh, Mick! We definitely have to get you a job!

Oh, my God! He's got a gun!

Oh, my God. It's a jumper. I'd better call the police.

Oh, right!

Oh, right. Yeah, that was just like him, Ralph.

Oh, Sue, he's cute! Where was I when you two broke up?

Oh, thank God! I thought you were gonna leave me here.

Oh, yeah! Yeah.

Oh, yeah. To a bat, this is like that Channel No. 5.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.

Oh. That's Teddy. He's a tracker.

Oh. Wind, maybe.

Okay, fine.

Okay, here she is.

Okay, Kemo Sabe. We're set.

Okay, like... I got a little supply business going, right?

Okay, mate.

Okay, some visitors.

Okay, Tanner, you'll get it. Just calm down.

Okay, why does it mean that?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Back in a sec.

Okay. When you make up your mind, you let me know.

On the 23rd floor of that building right there.

One thing more, amigo.

One.

Only I wanted to see Doug meet his mysterious twin brother.

Only to find out that...

Or I could be here looking at you. No contest.

Or I shoot your friend.

Or you can say, "We went out to Long Island"

Over easy. Thanks, Mick.

People expect you to be bad.

Photographs, pictures of a guy named Rico. It's evidence, you know.

Pictures. We think she's got

Plan was working till you turned up and shot Mick.

Play?

Please get on the train in an orderly fashion.

Please! What do you want?

Please! What do you want?

Probably double the value of this place.

Probably.

Put your hands on your head.

Qué será, será. Oh, speaking of action, when am I gonna meet Tarzan?

Quick hands.

Read my lips. They shot at me!

Rico blew it when he kidnapped you.

Rico was at the cocaine plant.

Right.

Road wise.

Roof, I think. Go, go! Move it!

Scary, eh?

Screw that!

See where he knelt to fill his canteen.

See you later, Mick.

See, he's more like an Aborigine than a white man.

Seven to two is even?

Shall I go after him?

She must have got off at the wrong stop.

She was the one that put Walkabout Creek on the international scene.

She'll be dead in two seconds, if she's still alive.

She's a brilliant New York journalist.

She's not here to guard you, she's here to protect you.

She's still alive.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shoot the dopey bastard!

Shove it!

Shut up and listen.

Si

Si, Señor.

Sit.

Smell.

Snakes are good eating.

So did I.

So he shot his best mate?

So he's gonna have a picnic with those two!

So is I.

So tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question,

So we go to jail while Rico walks around free?

So what happens now?

So what were those New Yorkers like, Mick?

So, what have you got?

So, what's in it for us?

So, you want us to charge down the guns, huh?

Somebody knows.

Son of a bitch!

Soon, I promise.

Sorry.

Souvenir.

Stationery.

Stay with him.

Sue Charlton.

Sue, listen...

Sue, this is Charlie.

Sue, what are you doing? Mick told us to wait here.

Sue, what's he like in bed?

Sue! Sue Charlton.

Sue?

Sue. You should see the joint...

Sweep the area, and stick together.

Take your pants off.

Telephone call.

Tell Felipe to bring Mick around for a coffee.

Tell him to just sit tight. This is getting out of hand.

Tell me about him.

Thank God you're back. Did you hear that noise?

Thank you very much. Bye. Just come and get me, all right?

Thanks, Rat.

Thanks.

That bad, bad Leroy Brown got something going down,

That he talks to the animals.

That is the mating call of the jarra jarra bird.

That you put in your car.

That you've been used?

That'd be $200,

That's a first!

That's Denning. And Erskine in the truck.

That's enough job hunting for one day.

That's funny, Ralph. Who is it?

That's his backyard, up there.

That's mountain goat country,

That's my man!

That's not Mick?

That's right.

That's right. But that's only half of it. First, you gotta find the animals.

That's the whole idea.

That's the word.

That's what I call my mine. It's like my retirement fund.

That's what we're here for, huh?

That's what you call cool, is it?

That's where the action is.

That's your stationery.

The Aborigines call him

The car's... I mean, like, the wheels are out back.

The fella you're looking for, would that be Mick Dundee?

The first thing is to put you two into protective custody.

The next stop will be City Hall.

The only thing you can raise around here are mosquitoes.

The two brothers are over there, looking out for them other fellas.

Their black magic.

Their sweat?

There he goes.

There is all this weird howling.

There must be tracks. Find them.

There you are! I was just making sure that nobody followed me.

There you go.

There's a cop coming to see you.

There's a quicker way.

There's nobody else that I trust. This is big with a capital "B."

There's nothing we can do here.

There's nothing wrong with the food, it's the company.

There's the bats.

There's TV cameras,

They already killed one guy! Now come here and get me!

They can't stay away. I mean, with my reputation...

They don't even have machine guns, man.

They were a lot like us, Nugget. A lot like us.

They're gonna know you're there before you do.

They're good men.

They're holding her prisoner in a big mansion

They're only kids, punks. Go get rid of them.

Think! When we were children,

This Dundee likes to play games, Miguel.

This holds us up, no?

This is all hazardous to your health.

This is just between you and me. This goes no further, right?

This is Mr. Rico. He pays the bills.

This is the legendary New York City subway,

This is the luxury holiday house?

This is very simple. We do business and you go home.

This man can take us anytime he wants to.

This man thinks like me.

This must be Rico.

Thought you might need a hand.

Three or four days! You can walk across New York State in two!

Three.

Till we get Rico off the streets.

Tomorrow, when we go up to my weekender,

Try the lobster. I had it flown in from Maine this morning.

Two.

Ugh.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, Sue's not here either,

Um, yeah.

Um...

Under the circumstances, so what do you say...

Wait till someone comes. You got that?

Wait.

Wakey, wakey.

Wally's aftershave.

Walter! Over here!

Was there a letter for me from Colombia?

We can really stir things up with these.

We cross here. You lead the way, amigo, we'll cover you.

We don't need him now, anyway.

We made the right decision, mate. Stuff the money.

We still keep in touch.

We swapped it with that bastard, so we can flush the other fella out.

We was here all night.

We'll be there within the hour. You'll be out on the next flight.

We'll cross over here.

We'll see.

We're camping. Do you want coffee or not?

We're headed in the right direction, mate.

We've been here since first light.

Well, he came out of nowhere.

Well, I don't care if it is worthless. I'm glad it's yours, I love it.

Well, I don't know, Leroy. Don't really know what I wanna do yet.

Well, I really wanted to get ahead of Wally.

Well, I think we'd better get the others, now I know where he's headed.

Well, I'll have to go with you.

Well, it doesn't!

Well, it makes a man irresistible.

Well, none of my business.

Well, of course, you see...

Well, then look no further.

Well, there are bushmen and there's Mick Dundee.

Well, these heavy dudes kidnapped my woman.

Well, we haven't found Rico yet.

Well, you could put it like that, yes.

Well, you seem to have managed okay so far.

Well, you're the only one I've ever brought here.

Well, you've come to the right place.

What a bastard.

What about this one?

What are you doing up there? You scared me.

What are your chances of getting outta here with that jacket on?

What are your chances?

What did he say?

What do you mean?

What do you say you and me just forget this little incident ever took place, okay?

What do you want him to do?

What do you want, crocodile man?

What have you got in mind?

What I want from you is a distraction, so I can get in.

What is it?

What makes you so sure?

What noise?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What?

What?

What's going on here?

What's happening here?

What's in the bag?

What's stopping you?

What's that?

What's that? Don't know?

What's this one?

When we get in, Mick, whatever you do, be cool, go easy. These dogs bite.

Where are you going?

Where are you going? Come back here! He has a gun!

Where did all these people come from?

Where did you send them, Bob?

Where do you think I got this fella?

Where is he?

Where is he? Where does he live?

Where's he going?

Wherever he wants to. How should I know?

Which provides service to World Trade Center.

Which way is it?

Who are these people?

Who are you and what do you want?

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you're kidding? You ain't gonna...

Who?

Why would Dundee want you dead?

With this, you can do anything to anybody.

With your help we can put him away for keeps.

Would you ask her to give me a call, if you happen to bump into her?

Would you get me Bogotá 6 3 7, please?

Would you get me New York City, please?

Would you look at this stuff!

Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on my lunch break.

Wrong. It's money and power.

Yay!

Yeah, an uncle of mine left it to me years ago.

Yeah, Brannigan. Sure, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't understand how these people think.

Yeah, but not to you.

Yeah, but think what it'll do for your reputation.

Yeah, but this is the Territory.

Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I'll go along with that.

Yeah, I've had a bad feeling about this

Yeah, it's a croc. Big one.

Yeah, like, he's cool.

Yeah, nice fella.

Yeah, so what?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. No problem.

Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

Yeah, well, maybe you can protect her, but I know I can.

Yeah, well, see how you like it if someone comes running out of the dark

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. It was all I could think of to save his life.

Yeah. Okay, okay, just stay put.

Yeah. Right. That's a rabbit.

Yeah... Here's another one, real quick.

Yes, sir.

Yes, very tall.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. I wanna talk to Sue. Now.

Yo, Mick, let's walk. Less ears on the street.

You be cool.

You can eat it, but it tastes like shit, right, Mick?

You can go play. I've got to go to work.

You can only buy in America, you know.

You can say, "We didn't do nothin'."

You could kill yourself.

You didn't have to bring in extra help, Mr. Rico.

You don't sound very convincing. I think I'll test it.

You got any ketchup?

You got something for me?

You gotta be Dundee.

You gotta get me out of here. I'm not a cop. I want protection.

You had the same idea yourself, did you?

You hold me here at gunpoint and threaten to kill people

You in the dinghy! This is the police.

You just hang on.

You keep an eye on this lot. I'm gonna go after Wally.

You kill people for a living. Not very good at it, are you?

You killed Bob?

You know these big time reporters, out reporting till all hours.

You know this country?

You know what this is?

You know who that was? Clint Eastwood!

You know, I thought that greaser really did turn into a goanna.

You know, like the song.

You know, pens, erasers, office supplies.