G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Edit

A 10 millimeter caseless Gatling submachine gun,

About 4 years ago, my boy had issues.

Actually, I think I'm just about close enough.

Actually, not that much. Just images.

Aerial attack imminent. All personnel to the bunker.

After that, obviously, a lot of things have changed.

Air Force, right.

All ground transports, rendezvous at Base Brothers Grimm.

All Howler Hunters will rendezvous at Base Roman Ruin.

All I know is, neither one of you deserve her.

All of you have been recalled by your respective heads of state.

All right, boys. Attack formation.

All right, I got a visual on it.

All right, ladies! Mount up!

All right, listen up. NATO wants the best of the best.

All right, Mr. Science Officer, you're up, okay?

All right, the second one in my sights.

All right, you trusted me, I guess I'll trust you.

All right. Keep tight, boys.

All right. Stick to the plan. Scarlett, Snake Eyes, take the front.

All right. Walk away. It's over. This ain't pay per view.

All right. You 3, guard the machines.

All she's done was because of you!

All teams, listen up, this is General Hawk.

All the same, I'd avoid potholes if I were you.

All units, fan out! I repeat, all units, fan out!

All units, we are under attack! They're after the warheads!

Almost there!

Always and forever.

American politics, governors, senators, congressmen.

An advanced cybernetics heads up display helmet,

Ana, drop the case!

Ana, we could get out of here right now, free and clear, safe and sound.

Ana!

Ana!

Ana! Ana!

Ana?

And a kung fu grip.

And awaiting your signal.

And because of you, Duke. You abandoned her.

And besides, his work at the lab goes much better after we've touched.

And Dr. Mindbender and I escaped with his research, which I perfected

And has the ability to eat anything from a single tank

And him, the damn Zen master,

And I have never seen a tac operation like this.

And I need you to weaponize them for me, or we'll kill everyone in here.

And I'm so sorry that I couldn't face you afterwards.

And if it wasn't for General Hawk, you'd have failed.

And if you can't quantify or prove that something exists, well,

And initiating facial reconstruction tests.

And lost the trust of our clients in the process.

And my personal favorite,

And speaking of classified information, you still haven't answered me.

And that's the important thing.

And the time and date that the image was captured,

And then he steals the warheads back.

And they're completely obedient?

And they've activated the warhead. I'm tracking the kill switch now.

And triple explosive, heat seeking, fire and forget rockets.

And until I find out, I'm not lowering anything

And what was your plan?

And what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water?

And where exactly are you, sir?

And which you will now experience first hand.

And with her intel and toys, she'll find you.

And with the help of a little NATO funding,

And you know I qualify every time we're on leave.

And, God willing, their sons.

Anything larger than a quarter that touches that floor gets fried.

Are you going to shoot me?

Are you going to sign in or shall I?

As I've never forgotten what they did to Clan McCullen.

As will their sons

As you all know, Team Alpha is under direct orders

As you can see, it quickly converts to eating any and all material in its path.

As you can see, we are loading my nanomite warheads

At ease. Duke,

Attention! General on deck!

Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not based in science.

Baroness? Wow, she really traded up. Financially, of course.

Beautiful! You guys are like the little white couple on the wedding cake.

Because I discovered something.

Beijing, Moscow, Washington...

Besides, I'm married, remember?

Black Hawk's waiting! We gotta go! Nothing you can do!

Bloody hell.

Bogey at 10 o'clock.

Boots on the ground. A folded flag in her arms.

Brain scans showed a complete inactivity

Breaker?

But allow me to check them to see if any have been damaged.

But at MARS Industries,

But he won't be conscious for another day or so.

But I didn't say when and I didn't say which route to take.

But I don't think he's gonna give you much in his dead condition.

But I have something I need to do which goes against all orders.

But it does mean I've gotta get you mission ready,

But not with you, darling. Let me freshen up and I'll meet you downstairs.

But one thing's for sure,

But one you can't tell me the name of, right?

But perhaps in this century, I'll outdo them all.

But the devil is in the details.

But then again, that would be an emotional response,

But this world is messy enough. No.

But to run the wars!

But we'll take them out.

But when Rex programmed them, he sure didn't want them taken out.

Bye bye.

Call McCullen. Tell him we have the 3 warheads.

Cannon now offline.

Capable of firing 50 rounds per second. Fully self contained firepower.

Captain Hauser, Mr. McCullen requires a signature.

CEO of MARS Industries and the builder of these warheads.

Charging pulse cannon.

Charting new course for alternate route.

Clan McCullen is far greater and more powerful

Come on, Ana.

Come on, buddy, let's go. Let's go, get up, come on!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, dude. Give me one good reason why not.

Come on, girl. Time to show me what you got.

Come on, Scarlett, babe. You in or out? We gotta get in this fight!

Come on!

Come on! Here we go!

Come on.

Come on. Come on! What?

Come on. That gotta be some kind of a record or something.

Come see for yourself.

Coming through!

Commence the launch sequence.

Congratulations, Duke. You just saved Paris.

Congratulations. Wait. It's not official.

Consider it done. The Joes will never know what hit them.

Construction of the presidential bunker has also been completed.

Cortical nerve clusters show complete inactivity.

Cut through that building across the street.

Damn, that ninja's fast!

Damn!

Deep down, you're still the same man I fell in love with.

Deep down, you're still the same man I fell in love with.

Deploy the SHARCs!

Detaching SHARCs 1 3...

Did you know that, Duke?

Did you think she loved you? Did you imagine your life with her?

Didn't I ask you not to yell at me?

Do you have any idea the state she was in with me dead, you gone?

Do you have anything else to say before the sentence is carried out?

Do you love my boy?

Does Ana know about this? About you?

Doesn't mean I've got to like it.

Don't let that cannon catch you out in the open.

Don't make me shoot a woman.

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't start being all nice to me now. Gotta go.

Door! The door, the door! Get the door!

Dubble Bubble? It always helps me.

Duke wasn't born. He was government issued.

Duke, behind us!

Duke, it's beautiful. It's too beautiful.

Duke, watch out!

Duke, you have to hit that kill switch!

Duke! Come on. We gotta go.

Duke! Duke, it's on the Baroness!

Duke! They're back!

Duke! They're back!

Each of these warheads contains 7 million nanomites

Easy, Ripcord.

Eat this!

Egghead brother get hurt.

Eject, Ripcord, eject!

Elevator cables. They've got a surface entrance.

English, Doctor?

English, Storm Shadow. Where are your manners?

Even whilst you sold arms to our Lord himself.

Ever.

Everybody stay tight on the enemy craft.

Excuse me?

Eye color. Skin tone. Hair follicles.

Fear is a great motivator.

Finally, my wife is home.

Find the control room. Open the exterior hatch.

Fine. Done.

Fire at the opening! Right side, right side!

First blocking, then expelling the cobra's venom.

First fight I lost since I was a kid.

Football game, ATM machine, airport...

For example, eat metal.

For nearly 4 centuries, my ancestors have been

For you, Zartan, I'd make an exception.

Forgive my jealousy.

From a nuclear blast to a nanomite warhead.

From the best military units in the world, the alpha dogs.

General Hawk is stable now,

General Hawk, we've lost our engines. We're completely disabled.

General, clearly you were the security option I should have chosen.

General, it was our team that got wasted out there. We deserve payback.

Genius? You are too kind.

Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that tomorrow morning,

Gentlemen, let's get it going.

Gentlemen, Mr. McCullen,

Get in!

Get out of my way! Get out!

Get out!

Get up, get up, get up, get up!

Get up!

Getting closer.

Give me some separation.

Go, go!

Go, go!

Going hot in 3, 2, 1.

Good luck, Joes.

Good luck, Joes.

Good. Because I think I'm about to get arrested, again.

Goodbye, sweetheart.

Guys, there's something else. Going to sonar view.

Have you ever felt truly alone?

Have you tracked the case?

Haystack in a coal mine.

He creeps me out. What I'm trying to say is...

He did it. He actually did it.

He doesn't say. So, somehow you're all in the same unit,

He is hungry.

He was caught selling arms to both sides.

He's coming around. Get those. 50s on him!

He's got 3 inch needles in his head!

He's here.

He's just emotional.

He's taking the nanomites back into the upper atmosphere.

He's the only family I've got left.

Hello, brother.

Hello, Daniel. How was your meeting with the Minister of Defense?

Her name is Ana de Cobray. Baroness, if you're feeling formal.

Here.

Here. Take the kill switch.

Hey, Duke, weren't we supposed to meet up

Hey, guys, they're alive and they're on the move.

Hey, is that Dubble Bubble?

Hey, isn't that...

Hey, look, they've got their own attack subs.

Hey, man, Breaker told me that Scarlett graduated college at 12 years old.

Hey, no, no!

Hey, Scarlett, it's Duke!

Hey, what are you doing? A little beach reading?

Hey.

Hey. Looks like we're all seeing ghosts today, huh?

Hold on!

Holy...

How cute. Give me some love.

I am sorry.

I apologize. I just came to offer you a ride back to post.

I appreciate your thirst for knowledge, Doctor,

I can't. Rip has one more warhead to take down.

I could continue my research.

I could have contained the situation.

I didn't think it could.

I do love you, my beautiful Baroness.

I don't know you, and I sure as hell don't know who they are,

I don't know. All the men we lost, General Hawk wounded,

I don't wanna spoil the surprise.

I gave her a way to deal with the pain. I gave her purpose.

I gave them a code to quietly reactivate it.

I got it. Thanks.

I got you. I got you.

I gotta go get that case.

I hate to break the news to you,

I have a target in mind, one the French will never forget,

I have never seen Snake Eyes take a hit.

I heard you the first time.

I hope so.

I just missed everything you said. Hey, how do I look?

I know, I know! I'm on it, I'm on it!

I like croissants.

I mean right now!

I mean, I don't see them anywhere.

I mean, look at you.

I need you to sign here, here and here. And also here, here...

I promise.

I said you've been ordered back to the Pit,

I spent 10 years and 13 billion euros creating these 4 warheads.

I take it down.

I thought all you Special Ops guys were tough.

I told you I'd kill him if he touched you again.

I understand we even tried to recruit you a few years back.

I wanna see everything that's going on down there.

I want SAMs on that thing! Light him up! Light him up!

I will get those warheads back.

I wish you would have been there.

I'll be coming with you to retrieve the warheads.

I'll be waiting for you.

I'll be waiting for you.

I'll control my own brain, thank you very much.

I'll give the orders from here.

I'm a businessman. I'm going to use them.

I'm asking.

I'm coming. I'm coming!

I'm going after McCullen and Rex.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

I'm gonna make you very unhappy.

I'm not giving up on you.

I'm only going to buy one of these, so why not?

I'm sending you now, Storm Shadow. No more mistakes.

I'm sorry about Rex.

I'm sorry that I couldn't bring Rex home.

I'm talking jets, man. Jets.

I've been in the military my entire life

I've been thinking about where we should transfer to.

I've designed something

I've finally taken my place in a long line of McCullens.

I've got a shot.

I've never seen anyone override the programming, even momentarily.

If I was spying on you, you would never know.

If I were really there, I might actually let you touch me.

If it weren't for us, you'd be out there with the rest of your boys.

If this guy remembers his way home, maybe we can find both.

If those nanomites hit the ground, it's all over.

If we live, I'll show you everything.

If you had let me stage the assault at your precious factory,

If you had sent me in the first place, it would already be done.

If you know the height of the object, the length of the shadow,

If you're gonna shoot at something, kill it. Otherwise, take up knitting.

Ignite primary engines.

In my mind, it doesn't.

Into the high V missiles.

Is to rewire the laser panel's brain by carefully...

It had to be NATO's fault!

It is beautiful.

It means they intend to use them.

It must be voice activated.

It photographs everything behind you and puts it in front of you.

It shall not end with my death!

It will be done.

It'd be comprised of the top men and women

It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies.

It's in Egypt. The Pit, only mentioned in whispers.

It's light years ahead of what anyone else is doing in the field.

It's my mission, my package. I carry them, I deliver them.

It's not regular Army, based on all the accents.

It's not regular Army, based on all the accents.

It's not?

It's now or never.

It's the perfect location. Nearly undetectable, easily defensible.

Its venom can kill a full grown elephant with a single bite.

James McCullen is no more. Now you are Destro.

James McCullen, you Scottish pig,

Joe style.

Just doing my job. Now guide me to Washington.

Just give me the case, God damn it.

Just so you know, some targets are harder to hit than others.

Just so you know, when I get a target in my sights,

Just trying to help. General!

Keep your eye on her for me.

Knowing is half the battle.

Laser Artillery Weapon. That sounds good.

Launch immediately.

Let me guess. Never sell to both sides?

Let's bring them home.

Let's do this.

Let's get that bastard off the roof.

Let's get that bastard off the roof.

Let's suit up.

Like that's gonna happen.

Listen, Mindbender, do whatever it takes.

Locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coal mine.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I don't see how you could teach anybody to win everything every time.

Look, I think you and me got off on the wrong foot.

Look, man, what if it was one of your guys?

Look, that wasn't you.

Looks fast. That McCullen got some gadgets.

Looks like McCullen's working an angle he don't want us to catch.

Looks like you're gonna be seeing a lot of me around here.

Looks like your mission is complete here, Duke.

Looks pretty remote. Might be a good location for a base.

Love to.

MARS Industries manufactures 70% of all arms on this planet.

Master.

Match and shoot! Missiles off!

Maybe a northern one.

Maybe that's what he wanted you to learn.

Maybe.

McCullen gave me orders to kill the Baron if he so much as touched you.

McCullen has something special in mind for you.

McCullen.

Meet the genius behind all my nanotechnology.

Millions of people are gonna die if you launch those warheads,

Minimum distance at all times. Apaches are covering us from overhead.

Missile 2, all telemetry and propulsion systems nominal.

Morocco. Where were you born?

Most husbands don't have such mysterious wives.

Move it.

Moving ceremony, I'm sure.

Mr. President, it's good to see you.

My beautiful Lady of the Lake.

My name is General Clayton Abernathy. Perhaps you've heard of me, Duke.

My neck just doesn't seem important.

My scan says they're intact, sir.

Nanomites, it's beyond...

Nanomites, perfect little healers.

Nanomites, perfect little soldiers

Nature's Grim Reaper and symbol of lethal purpose.

Negative. There's nothing on the scanner.

Never get caught selling to both sides.

Next time, I'll drive.

Nice going, ace. You just saved Moscow.

No way. I signed for them.

No wonder nothing ever gets done.

No, and she never will.

No, no, no!

No, no, no! It's too early. It's too early!

No, not me.

No! McCullen has plans for him!

No! No! No!

No.

No.

No. No!

Not even the Joes have the technology to catch them.

Not gonna explode, is it?

Now that we have a moment to ourselves,

Now you care?

Now you die.

Now you will die without a word.

Now you'll know what it's like to be a monster.

Now, if we sold one warhead on the black market,

Now, so the bastards who attacked you can't find you,

Now, this is very cool.

Now, what shall we call you?

Now, you have to admit, you had that coming.

Of course.

Of the self preservation region of the cortex.

Oh, crap!

Oh, God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They're going to use him to weaponize the warheads.

Okay, Apaches, we're heavy, so keep your eyes open.

Okay, he's touching it.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, Rip, I have the coordinates of the other 2 warheads.

Okay, Rip, you only got 30 seconds before it enters the lower atmosphere.

Okay, so what about Duke? We're just gonna forget about him?

Okay, so, I've been wanting to do this before we deploy.

Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that.

Okay, we got a track on McCullen's sub. He's headed up into the ice pack.

Okay, we're almost there. Scarlett, you better put your suit on.

Okay, what's that?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fire!

Okay. I'll get back to you on that one.

On one condition.

Once at maximum velocity, Mach 5,

Once the target has been destroyed,

Once unleashed, the nanomites will not stop, ever.

One got through. I hit them!

One more thing.

One was downed immediately.

Open it, please.

Or at least most of it.

Or not.

Perfect for a couple of cowboys like you.

Pioneer 1, this is Pioneer 2, going night vision.

Pioneer 1, this is Pioneer 2. Going NVS.

Pioneer 1, you've been hit.

Pioneer 2, engage!

Please don't touch that! That's my equipment. It's very...

Please hand over the case, sir.

Pointing your weapons at me doesn't make you my friend, now, does it?

Probably just a tremor, but have a team check it.

Promise me, Duke.

Proximity alert.

Pulse cannon fault. Pulse cannon fault.

Put down that weapons case, son, and let us deliver those warheads.

Put that in the RHINO, would you?

Remember, McCullen had us open the weapons case?

Remember, science requires sacrifice.

Retargeting Joe submarine.

Rex?

RHINO's carrying the package in the middle.

Right away.

Right before you broke up that bar?

Rip, Duke, take the back. Breaker will be our eyes and ears.

Rip, if we average your scores with Duke's, you pass, too.

Ripcord, get out of that plane!

Ripcord, the Moscow missile will impact in 4 minutes.

Ripcord!

Ripcord?

Ripcord?

Roger that. Skies are clear all the way to Ganci.

Roger that. There's nothing up here but us.

Roger.

Run 3,000 miles across the ice?

Same team.

Sazu489...

Science requires sacrifice.

Second in your battalion. Weapons specialist, jet qualified.

See you, Duke.

See, I'm attracted to you. And you, you're attracted to me.

Self preservation. I'm taking you in, Rex.

Send a team to rendezvous with Storm Shadow and the Baroness.

SHARCs Victor, Franklin, Tango into flanking positions.

She did this for him.

She was a blonde. Her name is Ana Lewis.

She's got highly classified intel and state of the art weaponry,

She's like some freaky little deadly genius.

Shit!

Shit!

Shoot! Blast away! Bust a cap!

Shut up! I gotta get you out of here first!

Sir, one of the Joes shot down the warhead heading for Moscow.

Sir, sensors detecting seismic activity to the southwest.

Sir, there's a hostile Mantis craft coming up behind us.

Sir.

Snake, we're running out of time. You gotta do something.

Snake!

Snow. That leaves us with what, 1/3 of the earth?

So my Team Alpha will deliver you to me.

So that I never forget the most important rule in dealing arms.

So that no man, woman nor child may ever see your treacherous face again,

So what do you say?

So why do you keep it?

So will I.

So, if any of you decide that you have to leave now,

So, McCullen uses NATO to fund his R&D

So, that's what this is all about.

So, what are you saying?

So, who's this? Another recruit?

So, you tell me, is it working?

So, you're asking us, right?

Some place with a lot of metal.

Somebody take out that damn cannon. There's 200 Joes on that sub.

Someone would like to have a word with you.

Stand down, Snake Eyes.

Stand down. Stand the hell down!

Standing in front of you are Delta 6 Accelerator suits.

Stay tight. Here they come.

Still trying to develop intel.

Stop!

Stop. Ana, stop right there.

Storm Shadow has one of the warheads, and it's armed!

STRATCOM is tracking 3 warheads

Take the warheads to Paris. Have them weaponized.

Take the warheads to the missiles. I want them ready to launch in one hour.

Take us up. I'll create a distraction from outside and keep them busy

Target 2 is Washington.

Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did,

Than any of you could ever imagine.

Thank you. Thank you all so much.

Thanks a lot, buddy!

Thanks for ruining the mood, Rex.

That have just launched off the polar icecap.

That house will not be there in 5. I already called for the air strike.

That is a lot of ice.

That limits the possibilities.

That mission was classified, so clearly someone sold us out.

That reactivated the tracking beacon.

That redhead is really starting to piss me off.

That short circuits the nanomites, preventing any unwanted destruction.

That was for McCullen.

That's at the polar icecap.

That's her.

That's not a fair assessment. He followed his orders to the letter.

That's right. You don't kill women.

That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.

That's what you're saying. It's not what I'm saying.

That's why we're here. We got Panthers front and back.

The 3 volley salute.

The beauty of nanotechnology.

The brain survives a couple of minutes after death.

The cannon control room should be right there,

The closest target is Moscow. You'll have to hit that one first.

The floor is pressure plated and laser protected.

The French forced him to wear it for the rest of his life.

The French have agreed to let you all go on the condition that none of you return.

The greatest creators of weaponry in the world.

The king cobra, magnificent creature.

The launcher triggers a kill switch unique to each warhead

The lower atmosphere.

The missile's just gone drone. It's going in for the kill!

The mission is a go. I say again, the mission is a go.

The other 2 are currently entering the upper atmosphere.

The pain must have been excruciating.

The protocols are in the case. I told you, I don't have much time.

The schedule mustn't be compromised any further.

The Shield creates defensive technology, like high tech bunkers,

The Sword creates and sells weaponry.

The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself.

The world will turn to the most powerful man on the planet.

Their capabilities are beyond anything we've ever encountered.

Then they'll turn to the person with the most power.

There are 2 sides to McCullen's operation, the Sword and the Shield.

There's a manual?

There's gotta be another way around to Rex and McCullen.

There's more.

They don't look too friendly to me. I gotta get my boy.

They feel no fear.

They feel no pain. Concepts of morality are disengaged.

They feel no regrets, no remorse.

They know exactly where they are and what they do.

They shot them right out of the air.

They think they know.

They, of course, deactivated the homing beacon.

They're already way too far out of range.

They're going to detonate one of the warheads on the Eiffel Tower!

They're gonna eat through the entire city.

They're Joes.

They're launching the missiles!

They're not weaponized yet, and the kill switches are inside.

They're something much, much better.

They're telling the other ships to abort. He's gonna blow the ice pack.

They're warheads, dear.

They've built a military base under the polar icecap.

This belonged to an ancestor of mine.

This bother you?

This had nothing to do with him.

This is Captain Duke Hauser. Prepare to be boarded.

This is Duke calling all Joes. The ice pack's coming down!

This is going to be the achievement of a lifetime.

This is the part where you get to say thank you.

This will only hurt a little.

Thousands of miles across and 10 stories thick.

Till we get those things out of your head,

To an entire city.

To return to their respective national bases.

To strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman and child on the planet.

To the enemies of our Lord, King Louis XIII,

Tom, put a self test on the flare and start to scan for...

Tommy guns. Firing, firing, firing!

Tracking signal is good. Don't let go of that truck, Snake Eyes.

Try this on for size, boys.

Twin gas propelled grappling spears

Unfortunately, the bunker in which I took shelter

Unlike your simpleton king, his enemies know

Unseen until it strikes.

Up until the last 4 years.

Video from the Aqua Cam is coming online now.

Wait a minute. McCullen is Scottish. Maybe the plane responds to Celtic.

Wait, no.

Warheads, Rip! Come on!

Was just a prototype.

Watch this test of the world's first nanomite warhead.

We are not going to kill you, McCullen.

We can retrieve the electrical impulses from his most recent memories

We didn't do it. We're the good guys.

We go at dawn.

We gotta find out who's holding their leash.

We grabbed this image from one of our tactical cameras.

We have access to any photograph on any server, anywhere in the world.

We have to find a quiet way to get inside.

We injected 1,000 cc of the nanomite solution into each subject.

We lost them!

We need to find out everything we can about her.

We need to find the other 3 warheads first.

We need to get you buttoned up.

We need to get you down to the bunker, sir.

We need to invite him in and show him the path.

We survived that blast, somewhat.

We take this to mean the terrorists are unfocused.

We'll let CNN show the world how well they perform.

We're going to make an example of you!

We're not allowed to engage with friendly forces.

We're on a deadline. We need those warheads now!

We're still trying to locate the 3 remaining warheads, sir.

We've got our orders.

We've got the warheads. Prep the Mole Pods for evac.

Welcome to the Pit, Duke. I've read a lot about you two.

Well, everybody's sorry about something.

Well, I guess that's me.

Well, I know who she is.

Well, I never tire of a good fight.

Well, I'm in.

Well, I've lost men, too, Captain.

Well, that wasn't enough.

Well, that's just fine, but you seem to be a little short of transportation right now,

Well, that's where she's going.

Well, they haven't made any demands. What's their plan?

Well, whoever you are and whatever this unit is,

Well, you can't believe everything you read. See, I actually...

What are these things?

What are you doing? Don't close that. Don't...

What are you doing? Oh, my God!

What are you gonna do with the warheads?

What comes next, more so.

What comes next, more so.

What did I say? I thought we were done with this conversation.

What did you just say? My team did everything we could out there,

What do you mean by never? Like, never, never, ever?

What do you say, sir?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What have you done to me?

What if it was Scarlett or Breaker? What would you do then?

What it needs is unification, leadership.

What kind of escape route is that?

What kind of outfit is this, anyway?

What kind of outfit is this, anyway?

What you'll have to do

What? Then what the hell was the, "No, no, no, no!" for?

What's your point?

When all else fails, we don't.

When I'm finished, the money will take care of itself.

When our master was killed, you took a vow of silence.

When these missiles detonate,

When you move them, she's gonna come after you. You know that, right?

Where all the laser conduits converge.

Which are supposed to protect one from anything

Which feeds into the suit.

Which means there's a whole hell of a lot of money behind her.

While you lot infiltrate the facility from above. We'll find Duke...

Who are you?

Who is this?

Why didn't you just kill me?

Why? Why didn't you just come in?

With their weaponry, financing and intel, these guys are high line pros.

Working together, sharing intel. Now we have 23.

Wow, this is some primo stuff here.

Wow. Nice rock. That's a lot of love.

Wringing money out of NATO, this was supposed to be the easy part.

Yeah, 'cause he didn't sound like he was asking.

Yeah, but my leg is pinned. What the hell was that?

Yeah, I know. They're driving right into the heaviest traffic.

Yeah, I'm on it.

Yeah, it is, right? That's why you're pulling Rex out of the lab.

Yeah, that was my last job. I'm in a whole new outfit now.

Yeah, that's her all right.

Yeah, that's the one and only reason why we got our asses kicked out there.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, you good?

Yep.

Yep. Everyone gets photographed in some way at some time.

Yes, as a master of disguise, you have no equal, my friend.

Yes, I do.

Yes. Yes. Of course it's yes.

Yo, Joe!

Yo, Sergeant Stone.

You almost lost your life out there. You have a reason to be concerned.

You and what army?

You and your little lab rats are so clever.

You are relentless, Duke. I'll give you that much.

You can't save me, Duke. No one can, not after all I've done.

You could have stopped all of this just by letting her know you were alive!

You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked.

You don't find it in 4 minutes, you get out of there.

You don't remember Thailand about 4 years ago?

You get knocked down, you get back up.

You guys better get the hell out of there.

You have to knock it down before it re enters the atmosphere.

You have to promise me that you will not let my genius,

You just find a way to guide me to those warheads.

You knew that! 10 years setting this up,

You know, Duke, this has only just begun.

You know, I don't think your dad's crop duster counts as hours logged.

You know, I've been flying

You left me for dead, Duke, and look at me.

You may have blackmailed your way onto this team.

You missed one.

You need to disable the tracking beacon hidden in the case.

You picking up anything?

You said knowing's half the battle, right?

You scored in the top half percent of all people we've ever tested.

You scouted me 4 years ago. Now I'm ready. Let's have at it.

You shall wear this mask for the term of your natural life.

You son of a bitch! Ana buried you!

You think it, it does it.

You tried to overthrow the Crown in conspiracy with its enemies.

You were my best student.

You will call me Commander.

You?

You'd have to kill me if you told me, blah blah blah.

You'll be able to do all the research you want.

You'll be safe down in this bunker, sir.

You're British. What are you, French North African?

You're coming with me.

You're gonna go after those guys that hit my convoy, huh?

You're gonna need these.

You're right. McCullen, that son of a bitch.

You're still here, right?

You're too close, Rip! Back off!

You've been found guilty of treason for the sale of military arms

You've done well. You've thrown the caber clear out of the yard.

Your choice, Duke.

Your first order of nanotech warheads ships from my factory in Kyrgyzstan.

Your job, Captain, was to protect them,

Your king is a vile bag of filth who murders his own allies.

2 guys can still have a stare down over who gets the girl.

3 left.

10 nations signed on in our first year,

18 months of studying my target, learning mannerisms,

20 seconds until impact.

70%.

Again. Again?

Again. Again?

Again. You're gonna need that helmet.

Alert all defenses. Yes, sir.

All right, let's see what we got here. Black Ray, Eliminator, LAW.

Ana, look, I'm sorry, but I can't... Yeah, yeah, classified, top secret,

Ana! Security, to the operating chamber!

and a lot of good men went down. Yeah, but not you.

and convert them to images. Well, can we find Duke?

And it just came back on. That's my boy!

And secure this area. We're on it.

And who says you're not a thinker? Hey, I found her.

Are they Joes? Hell, no. They're jokes.

Are you proposing? I'm actually done proposing.

Are you ready, Mr. Zartan? Born ready, Doctor.

Bird down! Bird down! Back up! Back up! Back up!

Can you fly one of these things? Don't move! Ana, put the case down.

Chart a course up to the ice pack. Yes, sir.

Come on, give it to me. All right, there you go.

Come on, we gotta get in this fight. Careful, my leg!

Detonate the ice pack. Right away, sir.

Did it work? Yes, yes, it worked.

Did you hesitate when you saw him? No.

Don't say the Air Force. The Air Force!

Duke's got to be in there somewhere. And the warheads.

especially for you, James. No!

From NATO, sir. Are you okay?

Full speed ahead. Detaching SHARCs.

Go, go, go! Come on! Let's go! Let's go!

Grab the warheads. Kill all the bad guys.

Haystack. Right.

He is a cur, a weakling! He does not fight like one.

He's still alive! He can't be.

headed your way! What?

Hello, Duke. Ana?

Here, let me look at that. I'm fine.

Hey, Bill? Yeah?

Hey, dead guys don't breakdance! What's happening, Breaker?

Hey, do me a favor. Yeah?

Hey, Duke, I've been thinking. You know, I warned you about that.

Hey, hey, same team, same team! Hands up!

Hey, is that McCullen's shadow? What you got?

Hey, the weapons case. What?

Hey! My 3 favorite people. Mr. Weems. Good, man?

How do you feel about this? I feel very emotional.

How do you know me? Expert marksman,

How many warheads? 4, Mr. President.

How soon before it strikes the city? 17 minutes, sir.

How was Monte Carlo? I didn't get what I was after.

Hurry, Breaker! Come on, come on, come on.

I already said yes. Oh, my God! Congratulations!

I am the best at this! All right.

I didn't want anyone to see me like this. Why?

I gotta get Rex. We gotta go, man!

I hate it when you level with me. It's going to be a long 5 minutes.

I never got asked to join any Op group. Really?

I suppose I should be grateful. Most husbands would be.

I told you. Not now, Rip.

I'll do it! Put it down!

I'll send a jet. Business first.

I'm already unhappy. Get up!

If you want revenge... I know her.

In the alley! Get down, get down!

Is she still alive? For now.

Is that blood? Spaghetti sauce. Don't ask.

It's all up to the Joes now. Please hurry, Mr. President.

Lab? What kind of lab? Particle accelerator.

Let's get them. That's my girl.

Let's not forget that point. I'm gonna kill you, Rex.

Lie down. Okay.

Look, Captain... Rip!

Man, we look good. Yeah, well, you better get used to it.

Missile tubes. Must be for the nanomite warheads.

Missiles armed. Match and shoot.

Mr. McCullen is standing by, sir. Patch him through via TelePresence.

Nanomites, they're eating him. Must be some sort of self destruct.

Never? It could be worse.

Nice going, slick. It's not his fault.

Nice shooting. Thank you.

No clear goals. No.

Nobody can do what I just did. Okay.

Not until you answer my question. Okay.

Nothing you can do, man! Come on! I gotta get Rex.

Now how do we get out of here? Follow me.

Or you can just stab it. This is Scarlett. We're in.

Possible target? Yes.

Pretty cool, huh? Any questions?

Provisionally, of course. Thank you, sir.

Put that asshole on the ground! Roger that. Put some hurt on this guy!

Put the weapon down, sir. We're not the enemy.

Put your hands up, Rip. We don't have time for this!

Rex! I press this, she dies.

Rip. I get it, Rip. You like her. Sorry, my bad.

Ripcord, can you hear me? Loud and clear, buddy.

Ripcord, you missed. The warhead has entered

Seal the door. Sir.

since I was 13 years old. 13 years old.

Sir. What is it?

Snake Eyes? No. Me.

So hand over the case. What's your unit?

So there's nothing you can do for her? It'll take some time,

Sorry to disturb you, sir. That's all right, Corporal.

Spherical trigonometry. I must have missed that class.

Teine. It's Celt, Scottish for fire. Okay, got it.

Thank you. John. Welcome back, sir.

The fire controls are not in here. What do you mean, not in there?

The French are pretty upset. Of course they're upset.

The record is all 20 killed. Who did that? Let me guess.

The teams have been deployed, sir. Get me a satellite uplink.

The whole damn system's down. I'm trying to bring it back online.

Then I want you to test one. Test one?

They got Duke. We know.

They were watching us. Okay. So what did you get?

They're evacuating the Tower. We're only 2 kilometers away.

This is cutting it close, Duke. I'm not letting those 2 get away.

To hell with it. Rip. Rip.

Try Teine. What?

Very nice. So far we've created 20 Neo Vipers.

We already have. Good man.

We are screwed. Relax. I got everything I could.

We don't have much time. Ana?

We gotta go after Rex and McCullen. How could it be Rex?

We're attracted to each other. Thank you!

We're running blind. Kill them. Kill all the Joes.

Welcome aboard. Thank you, sir.

What about it? I bet you he gave us a code

What about the other two? We gotta find the kill switches.

What about you? He doesn't speak.

What are you doing? Plugging into his cerebral cortex.

What does it accelerate? You.

What happened to you? I jumped over it.

What happened to you? I went through the train.

What? It's not official.

What's going on here? I need you to do something for me

What's our status? We've lost aft thrusters and the sonar.

What's that? Camouflage suit.

What's the code? 5 2 9 4 4 0.

What's the status of the Joes? They've been detained.

What's up, girl? Good job, Joes.

Where's the door? Make one!

Who's he? Daniel de Cobray.

Why? He doesn't say.

Wow. That was a bit nasty. Think so?

Yeah, but can you fly it? I can fly anything.

Yeah. So? Well, we just passed kilometer 41.

You all right? I'm fine.

You can do that? Yeah. I told you to read that manual.

you can figure out its location. That's why I missed that class.

You can't shoot me, can you? I will if I have to.

You did this to your own sister! I loved my sister.

You do what I say, when I say. Got it? Yes, Daddy.

You first. My team just saved your life, son.

You wait here, okay? Where are you going?

You want to get up in the air? Yeah.

You're not seeing the whole picture. Then tell me.

2 o'clock! Go, go, go!

19 stand before you. Is it working?

...in a matter of seconds by a strike by a missile...

'Cause I want to be on the ground, in the fight, not flying over it.