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Sex Drive (2008) Sex Drive is a comedy film released in 2008 that tells the humorous tale of a high school senior on a wild

Sex Drive (2008)

Sex Drive is a comedy film released in 2008 that tells the humorous tale of a high school senior on a wild and raunchy cross-country road trip to meet a seductive girl he met online. The movie chronicles his hilarious misadventures, as well as his search for love and self-discovery along the way.

The film features a talented cast, including Josh Zuckerman as the socially awkward yet endearing protagonist Ian, alongside Amanda Crew as the attractive and mysterious girl he's determined to meet. Clark Duke and Amanda Crew provide hilarious and memorable performances as Ian's best friends on this outrageous journey. James Marsden also stars as the enigmatic villain, injecting another layer of humor into the film.

With its clever writing, witty humor, and outrageous situations, Sex Drive guarantees laughter from start to finish. Whether you're a fan of comedy, coming-of-age stories, or road trip movies, Sex Drive is a must-watch.

If you're looking to relive the laughs or explore the sounds of this film, you can play and download the soundtrack here.

A computer is like a big calculator, you know, with the screen.
A computer is like a big calculator, you know, with the screen.
A genuinely wacky, zany and unrated viewing experience.
A genuinely wacky, zany and unrated viewing experience.
A hundred bucks says she has a wiener.
A hundred bucks says she has a wiener.
A juicer.
A juicer.
Again?
Again?
Ah !
Ah !
Ah !
Ah !
All ocupado, sport?
All ocupado, sport?
All right, boys. lt was a pleasure meeting you.
All right, boys. lt was a pleasure meeting you.
All right, come on, lan. You can do it.
All right, come on, lan. You can do it.
All right, this is it for us, Duane,
All right, this is it for us, Duane,
All right, this is not what it looks like. lt was a project for school.
All right, this is not what it looks like. lt was a project for school.
All right, well, come on, take them off.
All right, well, come on, take them off.
All right, you take the car,
All right, you take the car,
All right, you're up. Grip it and rip it.
All right, you're up. Grip it and rip it.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good deal. We're going to Knoxville.
All right. Good deal. We're going to Knoxville.
All right. Let me give you some advice, Lance, all right?
All right. Let me give you some advice, Lance, all right?
All set?
All set?
All these feelings that l've been having lately anyway.
All these feelings that l've been having lately anyway.
Am I getting a signal?
Am I getting a signal?
And a chalupa!
And a chalupa!
And gambling. Went to Vegas once. And buttfucking.
And gambling. Went to Vegas once. And buttfucking.
And he has a chop shop at 5th and Crescent!
And he has a chop shop at 5th and Crescent!
And I don't want to ruin this. You know?
And I don't want to ruin this. You know?
And I mean, you really beat an endangered species to death today.
And I mean, you really beat an endangered species to death today.
And I never care to hold onto what I just couldn't kiss goodbye
And I never care to hold onto what I just couldn't kiss goodbye
And I never should've tossed my shoes.
And I never should've tossed my shoes.
And I tell you she was gorgeous.
And I tell you she was gorgeous.
And I think you're better than that, Kimberly.
And I think you're better than that, Kimberly.
And I was like, yeah, this gets hotter by the second.
And I was like, yeah, this gets hotter by the second.
And I'll give you a ride home, but I don't think that... What the fuck?
And I'll give you a ride home, but I don't think that... What the fuck?
And I'm gonna go for veterinary medicine, 'cause that's where...
And I'm gonna go for veterinary medicine, 'cause that's where...
And I'm like, Yeah, you're a fucking Ph. D. of cock.
And I'm like, Yeah, you're a fucking Ph. D. of cock.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
And if you do good, momma's gonna take real good care of you.
And if you do good, momma's gonna take real good care of you.
And if you don't believe that, you can suck my dick.
And if you don't believe that, you can suck my dick.
And it don't make no difference to me
And it don't make no difference to me
And it is always a pleasure. She's just a delight.
And it is always a pleasure. She's just a delight.
And maybe an additional tit or two.
And maybe an additional tit or two.
And maybe I'm just being selfish here, but it is not enough.
And maybe I'm just being selfish here, but it is not enough.
And my dick.
And my dick.
And on New Year's Eve, Felicia and I finally visited Grandma.
And on New Year's Eve, Felicia and I finally visited Grandma.
And Rex did make my life hell for a while.
And Rex did make my life hell for a while.
And Rex is actually a pretty great guy these days.
And Rex is actually a pretty great guy these days.
And something about her hot, shaved pussy.
And something about her hot, shaved pussy.
And sure as hell not this bladder of mine.
And sure as hell not this bladder of mine.
And that's no way to live.
And that's no way to live.
And the assaulting the officer.
And the assaulting the officer.
And then coercing my load out on to the crying face.
And then coercing my load out on to the crying face.
And then it's back to the Stone Age.
And then it's back to the Stone Age.
And this means a lower standard of filmmaking for you,
And this means a lower standard of filmmaking for you,
And we both know what we want
And we both know what we want
And Wednesdays and Thursdays you're on to the balls.
And Wednesdays and Thursdays you're on to the balls.
And whatever you do, man, always wear a rubber. Christ.
And whatever you do, man, always wear a rubber. Christ.
And where is Luis? 5th and Crescent!
And where is Luis? 5th and Crescent!
And you can toss that friendship right out the motherfucking window.
And you can toss that friendship right out the motherfucking window.
And you fucking made it happen.
And you fucking made it happen.
And you go bang the female woman like the good Lord intended.
And you go bang the female woman like the good Lord intended.
And you know what? lt happened.
And you know what? lt happened.
And you're a dick.
And you're a dick.
And you're gonna cry to because Derrick Dicottes found some other girl.
And you're gonna cry to because Derrick Dicottes found some other girl.
And, I mean, if I don't go back, I'm gonna be shunned.
And, I mean, if I don't go back, I'm gonna be shunned.
ANDERS: All right. Why don't you do one more?
ANDERS: All right. Why don't you do one more?
ANDERS: All right. Why don't you do one more?
ANDERS: All right. Why don't you do one more?
ANDY: Dude, we would bang her so hard.
ANDY: Dude, we would bang her so hard.
ANDY: Stop shooting our car. RANDY: lnconsiderate.
ANDY: Stop shooting our car. RANDY: lnconsiderate.
ANDY: Why don't you take a picture, lan?
ANDY: Why don't you take a picture, lan?
Anybody can shoot someone in the leg, dude.
Anybody can shoot someone in the leg, dude.
Anytime. it's your home now.
Anytime. it's your home now.
Are you into me?
Are you into me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure you got the right hole?
Are you sure you got the right hole?
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
As long as it's about me
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Winner! Winner! Winner!
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Winner! Winner! Winner!
Awesome.
Awesome.
Baby. Come here. Come on, now. Come on, now.
Baby. Come here. Come on, now. Come on, now.
Back here.
Back here.
Backslash we rule!
Backslash we rule!
Balls! I got to go. Evil cousin's spending the weekend.
Balls! I got to go. Evil cousin's spending the weekend.
Be back in a couple minutes. I'm gonna wait for that to numb up.
Be back in a couple minutes. I'm gonna wait for that to numb up.
Because her lifestyle is keeping her from being happy.
Because her lifestyle is keeping her from being happy.
Because I'm just trying to show another human being a little compassion.
Because I'm just trying to show another human being a little compassion.
Because it's really high elevation, and you can see the stars really well...
Because it's really high elevation, and you can see the stars really well...
Because you are right on the verge of a freak out.
Because you are right on the verge of a freak out.
Because you guys are friends.
Because you guys are friends.
Becca? Hey.
Becca? Hey.
Before my wedding.
Before my wedding.
Bite my dick, asshole!
Bite my dick, asshole!
Blink twice if you feel you're in danger.
Blink twice if you feel you're in danger.
Boat show, you and your boyfriend bring it in here.
Boat show, you and your boyfriend bring it in here.
BOBBY JO: Whoa!
BOBBY JO: Whoa!
BOTH: Oh !
BOTH: Oh !
Boy, those were the best six bucks I ever spent.
Boy, those were the best six bucks I ever spent.
Boy, you need this more than anybody.
Boy, you need this more than anybody.
Brandy! Shit.
Brandy! Shit.
Burn that mother down
Burn that mother down
Burn, baby, burn
Burn, baby, burn
But actually I have a town car outside if you wanna go see...
But actually I have a town car outside if you wanna go see...
But before we get down to business,
But before we get down to business,
But he got no respect for bitches.
But he got no respect for bitches.
But I just haven't had any luck with girls, Rex.
But I just haven't had any luck with girls, Rex.
But I'm guessing this chick is baby fresh.
But I'm guessing this chick is baby fresh.
But I'm still apprehensive about her husband being there,
But I'm still apprehensive about her husband being there,
But if you're on Rumspringa, what's with the buggy?
But if you're on Rumspringa, what's with the buggy?
But in the alley and I ain't that cheap, now
But in the alley and I ain't that cheap, now
But it was never the same between us.
But it was never the same between us.
But it's an impressive thing.
But it's an impressive thing.
But it's complicated
But it's complicated
But it's not nearly as bad as it sounds on paper, okay? I promise.
But it's not nearly as bad as it sounds on paper, okay? I promise.
But maybe I should? Or maybe I shouldn't?
But maybe I should? Or maybe I shouldn't?
But never. Never fucking ever. You know?
But never. Never fucking ever. You know?
But otherwise, this is awesome.
But otherwise, this is awesome.
But that Thanksgiving,
But that Thanksgiving,
But the obvious statement to make here is that you like her.
But the obvious statement to make here is that you like her.
But this time, it wasn't a just friends kind of thing.
But this time, it wasn't a just friends kind of thing.
But you got to bury that shit way down. This is America, God damn it.
But you got to bury that shit way down. This is America, God damn it.
But your whole trying too hard thing,
But your whole trying too hard thing,
But, man, where am I ever gonna find another girl as cool as Mary?
But, man, where am I ever gonna find another girl as cool as Mary?
But, please, I'm begging you, go take that girl to visit Grandma.
But, please, I'm begging you, go take that girl to visit Grandma.
But, you know, back to what we were talking about earlier,
But, you know, back to what we were talking about earlier,
Buttfucking.
Buttfucking.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Can you believe the girls around here, man?
Can you believe the girls around here, man?
Cat fight!
Cat fight!
Chances are you'll suit me to a T
Chances are you'll suit me to a T
Check it out. it's totally working.
Check it out. it's totally working.
Cheese and rice!
Cheese and rice!
City folk are always trying to solve things with money.
City folk are always trying to solve things with money.
Coach's got me hitting the bench pretty hard.
Coach's got me hitting the bench pretty hard.
Coach's got us running two a days, so I gotta bounce.
Coach's got us running two a days, so I gotta bounce.
Cocksucker!
Cocksucker!
Come crashing through your door
Come crashing through your door
Come here, we're gonna have a talk.
Come here, we're gonna have a talk.
Come here, we're not done. Get in here.
Come here, we're not done. Get in here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, baby! Open the goddamn door!
Come on, baby! Open the goddamn door!
Come on, bro. You ain't gonna kill no one.
Come on, bro. You ain't gonna kill no one.
Come on, come on. I do not want to die naked.
Come on, come on. I do not want to die naked.
Come on, darling.
Come on, darling.
Come on, get in. Get in !
Come on, get in. Get in !
Come on, get up. What are you hiding?
Come on, get up. What are you hiding?
Come on, girls, let's help me get some fellas up in here.
Come on, girls, let's help me get some fellas up in here.
Come on, guess.
Come on, guess.
Come on, Lance. Get serious.
Come on, Lance. Get serious.
Come on, Leesh, just drop the hard ass thing for two minutes.
Come on, Leesh, just drop the hard ass thing for two minutes.
Come on, man, she's not worth it.
Come on, man, she's not worth it.
Come on, man, she's not worth it.
Come on, man, she's not worth it.
Come on, we're young, and we're Amish, and it's Rumspringa.
Come on, we're young, and we're Amish, and it's Rumspringa.
Come on, you know me better than anyone. I bet you know who it is.
Come on, you know me better than anyone. I bet you know who it is.
Come on, you're almost there! You're almost there! Go, go, go!
Come on, you're almost there! You're almost there! Go, go, go!
Computers?
Computers?
Cool. I didn't even know that you knew where I lived. I mean...
Cool. I didn't even know that you knew where I lived. I mean...
Could be ten.
Could be ten.
Could I use The Judge this weekend?
Could I use The Judge this weekend?
Could we send you some pictures? We don't really have cash or anything.
Could we send you some pictures? We don't really have cash or anything.
Could you be my nasty girl and let me do that dirty dance with you?
Could you be my nasty girl and let me do that dirty dance with you?
Crabs or genital warts or some pussing thing that's coming...
Crabs or genital warts or some pussing thing that's coming...
Cuddle up.
Cuddle up.
Curiosity about men.
Curiosity about men.
Cut you open and let the dogs get at you.
Cut you open and let the dogs get at you.
Cyclops.
Cyclops.
Dad, what did you do with my helmet?
Dad, what did you do with my helmet?
Damn, yes.
Damn, yes.
Damn.
Damn.
Darren and I already discussed them, and he said he'd pay for it.
Darren and I already discussed them, and he said he'd pay for it.
Did I hear something about you wanting to borrow my car?
Did I hear something about you wanting to borrow my car?
Disco inferno
Disco inferno
Do not watch this version first.
Do not watch this version first.
Do you know any breathing exercises?
Do you know any breathing exercises?
Do you like what you see?
Do you like what you see?
DOCTOR: Felicia Alpine.
DOCTOR: Felicia Alpine.
Don Henley's words represent our love.
Don Henley's words represent our love.
Don't apologize to me.
Don't apologize to me.
Don't be so fucking desperate. Come on, be a dick. Be cool.
Don't be so fucking desperate. Come on, be a dick. Be cool.
Don't lean on it.
Don't lean on it.
Don't let her step in it.
Don't let her step in it.
Don't let that deter you from fucking him.
Don't let that deter you from fucking him.
Don't move, asshole, or you're a fucking stain.
Don't move, asshole, or you're a fucking stain.
Don't puss out. Be cool.
Don't puss out. Be cool.
Dr. Teddescoe will be with you present like.
Dr. Teddescoe will be with you present like.
DRUNK AMlSH GlRL: Rumspringa!
DRUNK AMlSH GlRL: Rumspringa!
Dude, I don't care if fucking Steve McQueen's zombie corpse is in that car.
Dude, I don't care if fucking Steve McQueen's zombie corpse is in that car.
Dude, I really can't stress enough how much you're gonna enjoy visiting Grandma.
Dude, I really can't stress enough how much you're gonna enjoy visiting Grandma.
Dude, seriously? Still? I thought you got over this shit.
Dude, seriously? Still? I thought you got over this shit.
Dude, sure you can. I believe in you, you know.
Dude, sure you can. I believe in you, you know.
Dude, take it easy. This wasn't your fault. He jumped right in front of you.
Dude, take it easy. This wasn't your fault. He jumped right in front of you.
Dude, turn around.
Dude, turn around.
Dude, weren't you in my gym class? What is it? Egan?
Dude, weren't you in my gym class? What is it? Egan?
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, what the hell? Why are you driving Rex's car?
Dude, what the hell? Why are you driving Rex's car?
Dude, when we get out of here, just tell her you got pinched.
Dude, when we get out of here, just tell her you got pinched.
Dude, you never do anything crazy. Ever.
Dude, you never do anything crazy. Ever.
Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself,
Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself,
Dude. Don't even bother. Your game is not gonna work on that girl.
Dude. Don't even bother. Your game is not gonna work on that girl.
Ease it back, man. That donut ain't fucking around.
Ease it back, man. That donut ain't fucking around.
Eat bat, dickhead !
Eat bat, dickhead !
Every drop helps so much.
Every drop helps so much.
Every drop helps so much.
Every drop helps so much.
Everybody just be cool.
Everybody just be cool.
Everybody likes Lance. I like Lance.
Everybody likes Lance. I like Lance.
Exactly. lf someone asks you if you're a pole smoker,
Exactly. lf someone asks you if you're a pole smoker,
Excuse me, do you have a pair of scissors?
Excuse me, do you have a pair of scissors?
Excuse me, ma'am, that was my pump.
Excuse me, ma'am, that was my pump.
Excuse me! Is this tragic story turning you on?
Excuse me! Is this tragic story turning you on?
Excuse me. Do you know where the Gap is?
Excuse me. Do you know where the Gap is?
Excuse me. We kind of need you to pee in the radiator.
Excuse me. We kind of need you to pee in the radiator.
EZEKlEL: So at this point, her panties are off,
EZEKlEL: So at this point, her panties are off,
Felicia!
Felicia!
Felicia. Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
Felicia. Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
Felicia. Why can't you just say it?
Felicia. Why can't you just say it?
Felicia's awesome,
Felicia's awesome,
FELlClA: it's so hot out here.
FELlClA: it's so hot out here.
FELlClA: Oh, yeah, apparently there's a guy named Luis,
FELlClA: Oh, yeah, apparently there's a guy named Luis,
FELlClA: Okay.
FELlClA: Okay.
FELlClA: They're not working !
FELlClA: They're not working !
FELlClA: Turn the wipers on ! lAN: They are on.
FELlClA: Turn the wipers on ! lAN: They are on.
FELlClA'S MOM: When will you be coming back?
FELlClA'S MOM: When will you be coming back?
FELlClA'S MOM: You guys drive safe now. Bye!
FELlClA'S MOM: You guys drive safe now. Bye!
FEMALE OFFlCER: Anything else?
FEMALE OFFlCER: Anything else?
Fill up the tank, would you, buddy?
Fill up the tank, would you, buddy?
Find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters.
Find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters.
Fine, fine. Okay. But if any of you pervs peek,
Fine, fine. Okay. But if any of you pervs peek,
Fine, okay, you were right. My feet are killing me,
Fine, okay, you were right. My feet are killing me,
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. I'll say it.
Fine. I'll say it.
Fixing other people's shit for free.
Fixing other people's shit for free.
For God's sake. You two rump rangers couldn't wait five minutes?
For God's sake. You two rump rangers couldn't wait five minutes?
Free donuts, free coupons.
Free donuts, free coupons.
Free love on the streets
Free love on the streets
Fuck stick, I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my shnuts.
Fuck stick, I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my shnuts.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck you !
Fuck you !
Fuck you ! Motherfucking son of a bitch !
Fuck you ! Motherfucking son of a bitch !
Fuck you. We've talked about this.
Fuck you. We've talked about this.
Fuck! I can't fucking believe this.
Fuck! I can't fucking believe this.
Fuck! She heard everything then.
Fuck! She heard everything then.
Fuck. I know you didn't take my car, lan.
Fuck. I know you didn't take my car, lan.
Fuckface!
Fuckface!
Fucking A your mom likes lan. Look at him. He's a big, bright crimson king. Right?
Fucking A your mom likes lan. Look at him. He's a big, bright crimson king. Right?
Fucking cock expert. Cockspert.
Fucking cock expert. Cockspert.
Gents.
Gents.
Get all ready. Looks good.
Get all ready. Looks good.
Get away from me. ls that what you do?
Get away from me. ls that what you do?
Get on your feet, you motherfucking pussy!
Get on your feet, you motherfucking pussy!
Get your ass out of the car, motherfucker!
Get your ass out of the car, motherfucker!
Get your shit, queer bait! We're going home.
Get your shit, queer bait! We're going home.
Give me that fucking shoe...
Give me that fucking shoe...
Go right!
Go right!
Go running down by your sister.
Go running down by your sister.
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
God !
God !
God damn ! My back teeth are snorkeling.
God damn ! My back teeth are snorkeling.
God damn it, Rex, I got this! Do not fuck with me! Not now!
God damn it, Rex, I got this! Do not fuck with me! Not now!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it. Fuck!
God damn it. Fuck!
Good. My boys are all here.
Good. My boys are all here.
Good. Well, then where are we going?
Good. Well, then where are we going?
Great. See you.
Great. See you.
Hands to yourself, O.J.
Hands to yourself, O.J.
Hands where I can see them.
Hands where I can see them.
Harsh.
Harsh.
Have a lot of nice memories there.
Have a lot of nice memories there.
Have a nice walk, shit birds.
Have a nice walk, shit birds.
He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief.
He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief.
He took my fucking baby.
He took my fucking baby.
He wanted to go to his car.
He wanted to go to his car.
He's 1 8 years old. I don't have to do that shit anymore.
He's 1 8 years old. I don't have to do that shit anymore.
He's suffering, Lance. I'm not gonna leave him here by himself. Okay?
He's suffering, Lance. I'm not gonna leave him here by himself. Okay?
Hello, my name is Sean Anders. Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.
Hello, my name is Sean Anders. Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.
Hello? Little buddy? Hello.
Hello? Little buddy? Hello.
Hello. Hello?
Hello. Hello?
Hello. This is a coupon for six free donuts. Donuts?
Hello. This is a coupon for six free donuts. Donuts?
Hello. This is a coupon for six free... No? Okay. Sorry. Donuts? No.
Hello. This is a coupon for six free... No? Okay. Sorry. Donuts? No.
Help him to aspire to the heights of Jon Bon Jovi.
Help him to aspire to the heights of Jon Bon Jovi.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go. Pulls to the left.
Here you go. Pulls to the left.
Here. Strap that end down. Tight.
Here. Strap that end down. Tight.
Hey, are you sure you want to get dental work done in Floater, Kentucky?
Hey, are you sure you want to get dental work done in Floater, Kentucky?
Hey, Big D, sorry. Go back to sleep. You're golden.
Hey, Big D, sorry. Go back to sleep. You're golden.
Hey, come on, Lance, I didn't mean it like... Come on, dawg.
Hey, come on, Lance, I didn't mean it like... Come on, dawg.
Hey, Dibits, fuck off.
Hey, Dibits, fuck off.
Hey, don't look at me like that. I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.
Hey, don't look at me like that. I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.
Hey, dude, wait up. Hold on.
Hey, dude, wait up. Hold on.
Hey, guy. How'd you...
Hey, guy. How'd you...
Hey, Harry Potter, take you and your girlfriends out of here.
Hey, Harry Potter, take you and your girlfriends out of here.
Hey, hey, hey, ass.
Hey, hey, hey, ass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, highlights, back it up.
Hey, highlights, back it up.
Hey, hold on !
Hey, hold on !
Hey, how about you sit the fuck back down before me and you have a problem?
Hey, how about you sit the fuck back down before me and you have a problem?
Hey, kid, where you from?
Hey, kid, where you from?
Hey, lan, Felicia, this is my boy, Ezekiel.
Hey, lan, Felicia, this is my boy, Ezekiel.
Hey, lan. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
Hey, lan. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
Hey, Lindsay, sweetheart, where you going?
Hey, Lindsay, sweetheart, where you going?
Hey, man. You looking for somebody?
Hey, man. You looking for somebody?
Hey, Mary!
Hey, Mary!
Hey, pick this guy up. Maybe he can show us back to the highway.
Hey, pick this guy up. Maybe he can show us back to the highway.
Hey, real quick, guys, what's the story of the girl?
Hey, real quick, guys, what's the story of the girl?
Hey, sir. l've got something yummy for your little girl.
Hey, sir. l've got something yummy for your little girl.
Hey, sweetheart, listen. Please don't take this the wrong way,
Hey, sweetheart, listen. Please don't take this the wrong way,
Hey, sweetheart, men are talking. We got this one.
Hey, sweetheart, men are talking. We got this one.
Hey, that girl you work with, Becca, you gonna bring her to my party tonight?
Hey, that girl you work with, Becca, you gonna bring her to my party tonight?
Hey, there, Bilbo Baggins, there's no height requirement.
Hey, there, Bilbo Baggins, there's no height requirement.
Hey, this is Rick. He's played arena football.
Hey, this is Rick. He's played arena football.
Hey, way to go!
Hey, way to go!
Hey, you got my stuff.
Hey, you got my stuff.
Hey, you know, I was thinking, do you always have to flash them the twins?
Hey, you know, I was thinking, do you always have to flash them the twins?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, ladies.
Hey! Hey, ladies.
Hey! I'm driving halfway across the country to go to...
Hey! I'm driving halfway across the country to go to...
Hey! Stop!
Hey! Stop!
Hey! Thanks for the lift, man. l've been out there for hours.
Hey! Thanks for the lift, man. l've been out there for hours.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. What's the plan?
Hey. What's the plan?
Hey. What's your secret?
Hey. What's your secret?
Hey. You okay in there?
Hey. You okay in there?
Hey...
Hey...
Hi, John. I didn't see you there.
Hi, John. I didn't see you there.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador.
Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador.
His heart was breaking for this poor little thing.
His heart was breaking for this poor little thing.
Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay?
Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay?
Holy buckets.
Holy buckets.
Holy fucking shit! That's how you do that!
Holy fucking shit! That's how you do that!
Holy shit, lan.
Holy shit, lan.
Holy shit, lan. Right on !
Holy shit, lan. Right on !
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How about you just chill out, man? Be cool.
How about you just chill out, man? Be cool.
How much I think about you, no
How much I think about you, no
How old are you?
How old are you?
How was I supposed to know it was an endangered possum?
How was I supposed to know it was an endangered possum?
I am not racing in my brother's car.
I am not racing in my brother's car.
I am so proud of you !
I am so proud of you !
I am so sorry. I was just...
I am so sorry. I was just...
I appreciate your honesty.
I appreciate your honesty.
I assume you get compensated very well for that.
I assume you get compensated very well for that.
I broke my key off and Ron let me borrow the...
I broke my key off and Ron let me borrow the...
I broke the key off of our locker. I couldn't get my clothes out.
I broke the key off of our locker. I couldn't get my clothes out.
I can love you long time
I can love you long time
I can't be the guy that you're gonna talk to about your boyfriends anymore. I can't...
I can't be the guy that you're gonna talk to about your boyfriends anymore. I can't...
I can't be the guy who's gonna pick you up in the middle of the night,
I can't be the guy who's gonna pick you up in the middle of the night,
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
I can't believe she had a fucking baby.
I can't believe she had a fucking baby.
I can't believe you took a fucking abstinence pledge with a hard on.
I can't believe you took a fucking abstinence pledge with a hard on.
I can't deal with a landing strip.
I can't deal with a landing strip.
I could never see my family again.
I could never see my family again.
I couldn't see you through the corn. I'm sorry.
I couldn't see you through the corn. I'm sorry.
I dare you to say they taste the same
I dare you to say they taste the same
I do. That's premium Felicia.
I do. That's premium Felicia.
I don't care what you think
I don't care what you think
I don't care what you think
I don't care what you think
I don't care, okay? Ezekiel, take all the pieces and just
I don't care, okay? Ezekiel, take all the pieces and just
I don't give a shit what Denise says,
I don't give a shit what Denise says,
I don't know if that's what you're going there for or...
I don't know if that's what you're going there for or...
I don't know what l'd do if I ever lost you.
I don't know what l'd do if I ever lost you.
I don't know what to...
I don't know what to...
I don't know, a little hard work, fresh air, missionary position.
I don't know, a little hard work, fresh air, missionary position.
I don't know, Rex. You know, just feelings,
I don't know, Rex. You know, just feelings,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Sex.
I don't know. Sex.
I don't see no keys in my hands
I don't see no keys in my hands
I don't think I could do that for real.
I don't think I could do that for real.
I don't think that's really how it happens.
I don't think that's really how it happens.
I don't think you got the plums, boy.
I don't think you got the plums, boy.
I feel like that when my dick's in your mouth.
I feel like that when my dick's in your mouth.
I figure with the parts and labor, you know, out the door... 4,200.
I figure with the parts and labor, you know, out the door... 4,200.
I got a lot of money
I got a lot of money
I got nothing. There's no bars. You know, it probably just needs water.
I got nothing. There's no bars. You know, it probably just needs water.
I guess you get to live.
I guess you get to live.
I had to party with some new homies.
I had to party with some new homies.
I hate this vacation
I hate this vacation
I have a church thing tonight.
I have a church thing tonight.
I have a crush on someone, a boy, a guy.
I have a crush on someone, a boy, a guy.
I have to go to church.
I have to go to church.
I imagine all those weeping teenage girls outside, l need to dance.
I imagine all those weeping teenage girls outside, l need to dance.
I just wanna nasty girl
I just wanna nasty girl
I just... I knew you were gonna do something you were gonna regret, and l...
I just... I knew you were gonna do something you were gonna regret, and l...
I knew you'd find some way to fuck this up for him.
I knew you'd find some way to fuck this up for him.
I know, I was with this stripper in Vegas, and I was like, you want this?
I know, I was with this stripper in Vegas, and I was like, you want this?
I know, I'm sorry.
I know, I'm sorry.
I love you guys 'cause you're awesome.
I love you guys 'cause you're awesome.
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
I loved your penis on the lnternet, by the way.
I loved your penis on the lnternet, by the way.
I mean that. I don't say it enough.
I mean that. I don't say it enough.
I mean, Christ, I'm out buying him clothes right now.
I mean, Christ, I'm out buying him clothes right now.
I mean, he's a dentist, so it's totally not a big deal.
I mean, he's a dentist, so it's totally not a big deal.
I mean, I doubt I can hot wire it, since I don't even know what that means.
I mean, I doubt I can hot wire it, since I don't even know what that means.
I mean, I got all that stuff from Friday Night Lights,
I mean, I got all that stuff from Friday Night Lights,
I mean, Lance, I really like you, but Rumspringa's over for me.
I mean, Lance, I really like you, but Rumspringa's over for me.
I mean, okay, look at Andy and Randy over there.
I mean, okay, look at Andy and Randy over there.
I mean, seriously, you wearing that, churning some butter. Sexy.
I mean, seriously, you wearing that, churning some butter. Sexy.
I mean, that looks like you. Like the eyes.
I mean, that looks like you. Like the eyes.
I mean, that was a lot of work.
I mean, that was a lot of work.
I mean, the opportunity to help a neighbor, that's a gift.
I mean, the opportunity to help a neighbor, that's a gift.
I mean, there's a lot of chores that need to be done around here.
I mean, there's a lot of chores that need to be done around here.
I mean, there's a number of charges,
I mean, there's a number of charges,
I mean, there's only one thing left.
I mean, there's only one thing left.
I mean, unless that's what you're into, and then, whatever.
I mean, unless that's what you're into, and then, whatever.
I mean, we fixed your car for free, and you're leaving.
I mean, we fixed your car for free, and you're leaving.
I mean, you got a smooth running vehicle now, you know, 'cause we fixed it.
I mean, you got a smooth running vehicle now, you know, 'cause we fixed it.
I mean, you know the only reason is because I don't want to ruin our friendship.
I mean, you know the only reason is because I don't want to ruin our friendship.
I mean, you know, l've sort of been practicing
I mean, you know, l've sort of been practicing
I need you ready for that.
I need you ready for that.
I probably shouldn't even be talking to you but...
I probably shouldn't even be talking to you but...
I should.
I should.
I swear to God it will be your last conscious act.
I swear to God it will be your last conscious act.
I tell you, that was a very good year for corn.
I tell you, that was a very good year for corn.
I think I know.
I think I know.
I think l'd rather stay a virgin forever than lose it on pity sex.
I think l'd rather stay a virgin forever than lose it on pity sex.
I think that's real sweet.
I think that's real sweet.
I think there's still room for somebody to write the great American novel.
I think there's still room for somebody to write the great American novel.
I think we should take our clothes off.
I think we should take our clothes off.
I think you may have had a little too much to drink. Maybe you should...
I think you may have had a little too much to drink. Maybe you should...
I think you might be right. I think I might be getting gay.
I think you might be right. I think I might be getting gay.
I thought me and...
I thought me and...
I told her she could stay here this weekend.
I told her she could stay here this weekend.
I wanna have his baby, he's... Whatever.
I wanna have his baby, he's... Whatever.
I was sure you were standing me up.
I was sure you were standing me up.
I wasn't friends with any of them.
I wasn't friends with any of them.
I would.
I would.
I'm a little bit of an Amish floutlaw.
I'm a little bit of an Amish floutlaw.
I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
I'm Bobby Jo.
I'm Bobby Jo.
I'm driving nine hours. How am I not coming off desperate?
I'm driving nine hours. How am I not coming off desperate?
I'm gay as hell.
I'm gay as hell.
I'm gay! And, so, that's it.
I'm gay! And, so, that's it.
I'm gonna ask you this just one time. Did she give you the nugget?
I'm gonna ask you this just one time. Did she give you the nugget?
I'm gonna go check on the car.
I'm gonna go check on the car.
I'm gonna go see if Lance...
I'm gonna go see if Lance...
I'm gonna lift up this door and my big fucking glorious bitchy Judge
I'm gonna lift up this door and my big fucking glorious bitchy Judge
I'm gonna say this once.
I'm gonna say this once.
I'm just fucking with you. I don't need one more charge brought.
I'm just fucking with you. I don't need one more charge brought.
I'm just saying, you guys put in a 20 minute show,
I'm just saying, you guys put in a 20 minute show,
I'm kissing you, and I'm thinking about somebody else.
I'm kissing you, and I'm thinking about somebody else.
I'm not going home a virgin.
I'm not going home a virgin.
I'm not saying that you're gonna do that on my, well...
I'm not saying that you're gonna do that on my, well...
I'm not twat... Doing that.
I'm not twat... Doing that.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I just took a squirt a couple of minutes ago.
I'm sorry. I just took a squirt a couple of minutes ago.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't do this with you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't do this with you.
I'm sorry. This is good. This is fine.
I'm sorry. This is good. This is fine.
I'm the only virgin I know. I need to get this done
I'm the only virgin I know. I need to get this done
I'm worth the wait.
I'm worth the wait.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
IAN: A few weeks later, I was Felicia's date to Tiffany's wedding.
IAN: A few weeks later, I was Felicia's date to Tiffany's wedding.
IAN: By Christmas, my dad got used to the idea.
IAN: By Christmas, my dad got used to the idea.
IAN: Dylan knocked up Becca and had to take my old job.
IAN: Dylan knocked up Becca and had to take my old job.
If you couldn't have gotten to your shows,
If you couldn't have gotten to your shows,
If you felt the need to reciprocate in some way,
If you felt the need to reciprocate in some way,
If you're short, tall, big or small Long if there ain't no big surprises
If you're short, tall, big or small Long if there ain't no big surprises
In misery
In misery
In misery
In misery
In misery
In misery
In misery
In misery
Is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me,
Is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me,
It's just coming across as needy, you know?
It's just coming across as needy, you know?
It's making my head spin
It's making my head spin
It's time for you to pledge. Right now!
It's time for you to pledge. Right now!
Jesus! That was, like, 11 minutes ago.
Jesus! That was, like, 11 minutes ago.
Jesus. l've been pissing for an hour.
Jesus. l've been pissing for an hour.
Just go away. Now.
Just go away. Now.
Just promise me you won't ever be like Lance.
Just promise me you won't ever be like Lance.
Just relax, man. I got a good feeling about this, you know.
Just relax, man. I got a good feeling about this, you know.
Just ring it up, man.
Just ring it up, man.
Just shut up, Lance. Of course it's my fault.
Just shut up, Lance. Of course it's my fault.
Just take your fucking clothes off, asshole!
Just take your fucking clothes off, asshole!
Karen and I want you to have this, for Christmas.
Karen and I want you to have this, for Christmas.
Karen, let me have that for you.
Karen, let me have that for you.
KAREN: Oh, dear.
KAREN: Oh, dear.
KAT: In the back! In the back!
KAT: In the back! In the back!
Keep him safe on the road.
Keep him safe on the road.
L... I really don't. I mean, I don't really even watch football.
L... I really don't. I mean, I don't really even watch football.
L... I really don't. I mean, I don't really even watch football.
L... I really don't. I mean, I don't really even watch football.
L'll be that guy. ls that what you want?
L'll be that guy. ls that what you want?
L'll call you from nationals.
L'll call you from nationals.
L'll do it.
L'll do it.
L'll get them later.
L'll get them later.
L'll just leave these here for you.
L'll just leave these here for you.
L'll stake you all to the ground,
L'll stake you all to the ground,
L'll turn the car around, I'll flip a bitch, and I'll go pork somebody. Right now.
L'll turn the car around, I'll flip a bitch, and I'll go pork somebody. Right now.
L've seen better.
L've seen better.
Lafferty, Nesbitt, your bail has been posted.
Lafferty, Nesbitt, your bail has been posted.
Lan is a bust ass virgin.
Lan is a bust ass virgin.
Lan just killed that guy.
Lan just killed that guy.
Lan, come on, baby. Don't be shy.
Lan, come on, baby. Don't be shy.
Lan, do not listen to him.
Lan, do not listen to him.
Lan, do you know anything about fixing these old Pontiacs?
Lan, do you know anything about fixing these old Pontiacs?
Lan, don't do this. No, don't turn into Lance. You're a good guy.
Lan, don't do this. No, don't turn into Lance. You're a good guy.
Lan, dude, there's like 80 wet chicks here. Get off your wallflower ass.
Lan, dude, there's like 80 wet chicks here. Get off your wallflower ass.
Lan, give me the goddamn gun before you shoot your dick off.
Lan, give me the goddamn gun before you shoot your dick off.
Lan, honey, I made you some tollhouse cookies.
Lan, honey, I made you some tollhouse cookies.
Lan, it's not like that at all.
Lan, it's not like that at all.
Lan, just look at this. I mean, you roll up in a '69 GTO,
Lan, just look at this. I mean, you roll up in a '69 GTO,
Lan, lan, whip a shitty!
Lan, lan, whip a shitty!
Lan, look at him. There's not a lot that we can do.
Lan, look at him. There's not a lot that we can do.
Lan, look out!
Lan, look out!
Lan, this can be our little secret. No one has to know.
Lan, this can be our little secret. No one has to know.
Lan, wake up, faggot. Judge rolls in 20,
Lan, wake up, faggot. Judge rolls in 20,
Lan, why do you got to work the mouth when you talk to us?
Lan, why do you got to work the mouth when you talk to us?
Lan, you know the other night at Lance's party?
Lan, you know the other night at Lance's party?
Lan, you little cock sucker!
Lan, you little cock sucker!
Lan, you wanna get off your duff and come over here and give Karen a hug?
Lan, you wanna get off your duff and come over here and give Karen a hug?
Lan, you're going the wrong way.
Lan, you're going the wrong way.
LAN: Fuck you, Lance. God, you don't even give a shit about him.
LAN: Fuck you, Lance. God, you don't even give a shit about him.
LAN: Holy shit.
LAN: Holy shit.
LAN: How can nobody go down a road for an hour and a half?
LAN: How can nobody go down a road for an hour and a half?
LAN: I told you we didn't have time for this,
LAN: I told you we didn't have time for this,
LAN: Please, don't yell at me. I'm doing the best I can.
LAN: Please, don't yell at me. I'm doing the best I can.
LAN: Please! No!
LAN: Please! No!
LAN: She wants me to meet her tonight at the Big Boy in Knoxville.
LAN: She wants me to meet her tonight at the Big Boy in Knoxville.
LAN: She wants me to meet her tonight at the Big Boy in Knoxville.
LAN: She wants me to meet her tonight at the Big Boy in Knoxville.
LAN: Stop it! I'm warning you !
LAN: Stop it! I'm warning you !
LAN: Where the hell's the road? FELlClA: lt feels like left.
LAN: Where the hell's the road? FELlClA: lt feels like left.
LAN: Wow.
LAN: Wow.
LAN: You know, when you cut your foot on a piece of glass,
LAN: You know, when you cut your foot on a piece of glass,
Lan. Dude, where you going?
Lan. Dude, where you going?
Lan. Where you going? Don't give up.
Lan. Where you going? Don't give up.
Lan... Over there. Slowly.
Lan... Over there. Slowly.
LAN'S DAD: Karen? Karen, honey? REX: You okay?
LAN'S DAD: Karen? Karen, honey? REX: You okay?
LAN'S DAD: Karen? REX: Are you okay?
LAN'S DAD: Karen? REX: Are you okay?
Lan's gonna treat it like it's meat that needs tenderizing.
Lan's gonna treat it like it's meat that needs tenderizing.
Lance, don't you know your little theory of People want what they can't get.
Lance, don't you know your little theory of People want what they can't get.
Lance, it doesn't work like that.
Lance, it doesn't work like that.
Lance, what are you doing?
Lance, what are you doing?
Lance, you know, I really do want to visit my grandma, but...
Lance, you know, I really do want to visit my grandma, but...
LANCE: All possums go to heaven.
LANCE: All possums go to heaven.
LANCE: Are you guys hungry? ls this place open 24 hours?
LANCE: Are you guys hungry? ls this place open 24 hours?
LANCE: Dude.
LANCE: Dude.
LANCE: So you want l 80 East and then 65 goes all the way through lndiana.
LANCE: So you want l 80 East and then 65 goes all the way through lndiana.
LANCE: That's a lesson learned.
LANCE: That's a lesson learned.
LANCE: Watch out, lan ! Fuck! FELlClA: Watch it, lan !
LANCE: Watch out, lan ! Fuck! FELlClA: Watch it, lan !
Lance! Cut it out! Come on, you don't know who's in there.
Lance! Cut it out! Come on, you don't know who's in there.
Last night, your old man popped the question.
Last night, your old man popped the question.
Laura, Cindy, this shit is totally gratuitous. I love it.
Laura, Cindy, this shit is totally gratuitous. I love it.
Leesh, you know what? Fuck the friendship!
Leesh, you know what? Fuck the friendship!
Leesh, you're so stubborn. Look at your feet.
Leesh, you're so stubborn. Look at your feet.
Let me put it in your butt.
Let me put it in your butt.
Let me tell you something, lan. I had it something fierce.
Let me tell you something, lan. I had it something fierce.
Let me tell you something. I didn't catch your name.
Let me tell you something. I didn't catch your name.
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go, ladies.
Let's go, ladies.
Let's go! Kick it in the ass, dildo!
Let's go! Kick it in the ass, dildo!
Let's go. Bring it in.
Let's go. Bring it in.
Let's go. We better go.
Let's go. We better go.
Let's see, what else?
Let's see, what else?
Let's talk seriously for a second.
Let's talk seriously for a second.
Lf you value the rest of your teeth, you will shut off that pump.
Lf you value the rest of your teeth, you will shut off that pump.
Like I give a shit!
Like I give a shit!
Like, right when you take your mouth off and it's like kind of
Like, right when you take your mouth off and it's like kind of
Like, she won't stop crying.
Like, she won't stop crying.
Lindsay, say hi to your mom.
Lindsay, say hi to your mom.
Listen, Reba.
Listen, Reba.
LlNDSAY: Well, come on, lan.
LlNDSAY: Well, come on, lan.
Ln the trailer.
Ln the trailer.
Lock up cell B.
Lock up cell B.
Logan, do not eat that. You will fuck up your appetite!
Logan, do not eat that. You will fuck up your appetite!
Look at this fine crop of handsome fellas I got here.
Look at this fine crop of handsome fellas I got here.
Look, all I'm saying is everybody wants a challenge.
Look, all I'm saying is everybody wants a challenge.
Look, I didn't even know what she was talking about. That doesn't count! Okay?
Look, I didn't even know what she was talking about. That doesn't count! Okay?
Look, I have my insurance card. I'm sorry. We're from out of town.
Look, I have my insurance card. I'm sorry. We're from out of town.
Look, I know you don't approve, but I'm sorry, I just...
Look, I know you don't approve, but I'm sorry, I just...
Look, I said we're going home. I don't want to talk about it.
Look, I said we're going home. I don't want to talk about it.
Look, I'm sorry, okay. I don't mean to lead you on here,
Look, I'm sorry, okay. I don't mean to lead you on here,
Look, I'm sorry, sir, but we can't give you a ride.
Look, I'm sorry, sir, but we can't give you a ride.
Look, there's this girl...
Look, there's this girl...
Look, we're almost there, and I'm not letting her do this.
Look, we're almost there, and I'm not letting her do this.
Looking at you And you are looking at me
Looking at you And you are looking at me
Lord, please bless this Fall Out Boy.
Lord, please bless this Fall Out Boy.
Love beef.
Love beef.
Love will keep us alive. Just like that song. You know that song?
Love will keep us alive. Just like that song. You know that song?
Ls there a cock and balls on the front of me again?
Ls there a cock and balls on the front of me again?
Ls there gonna be more hot snatch like you there?
Ls there gonna be more hot snatch like you there?
Ls this the plan?
Ls this the plan?
Ls your sister still a slut?
Ls your sister still a slut?
Lt doesn't have to mean anything. lt doesn't have to jeopardize our friendship.
Lt doesn't have to mean anything. lt doesn't have to jeopardize our friendship.
Lt feels pretty good.
Lt feels pretty good.
Lt is. You know, I mean,
Lt is. You know, I mean,
Lt looks like you fellows got it all under control.
Lt looks like you fellows got it all under control.
Lt probably wouldn't have changed
Lt probably wouldn't have changed
Lt smells like beef jerky. You know?
Lt smells like beef jerky. You know?
Lt's a great party school.
Lt's a great party school.
Lt's a man's life.
Lt's a man's life.
Lt's classic.
Lt's classic.
Lt's gonna happen whether you fight it or not.
Lt's gonna happen whether you fight it or not.
Lt's just got like that sour sweetness.
Lt's just got like that sour sweetness.
Lt's lan.
Lt's lan.
Lt's not a reflection of... You're so pretty, like...
Lt's not a reflection of... You're so pretty, like...
Lt's okay, baby. Just let those tears fall.
Lt's okay, baby. Just let those tears fall.
Lt's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry.
Lt's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry.
Lt's the spirit of the community around here.
Lt's the spirit of the community around here.
Lt's, you know... I mean, what is it called?
Lt's, you know... I mean, what is it called?
Made lots of money.
Made lots of money.
MAN 1 : Oh, shit! You know what? We see the fake balls on the table there.
MAN 1 : Oh, shit! You know what? We see the fake balls on the table there.
MAN IMITATING SOUL SINGER: Yeah!
MAN IMITATING SOUL SINGER: Yeah!
MAN IMITATING VAN DAMME: Don't be a pussy. Tell her she's an ugly skank.
MAN IMITATING VAN DAMME: Don't be a pussy. Tell her she's an ugly skank.
Man, you're too... Here, thanks. Thank you so much.
Man, you're too... Here, thanks. Thank you so much.
MAN: All right. See you later, buddy.
MAN: All right. See you later, buddy.
MAN: Cut.
MAN: Cut.
MAN: Sure you don't want to get in on this, bro?
MAN: Sure you don't want to get in on this, bro?
Mary!
Mary!
Maybe we could hum along
Maybe we could hum along
Maybe you should shut your face hole 'cause l've only had one beer ever.
Maybe you should shut your face hole 'cause l've only had one beer ever.
Maybe. But what if she's not?
Maybe. But what if she's not?
Miss Tasty? How did you get here?
Miss Tasty? How did you get here?
Miss Tasty? How did you get here?
Miss Tasty? How did you get here?
Mmm ! A message came in.
Mmm ! A message came in.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Great.
Mmm hmm. Great.
Mr. McBroom. Ma'am. Where the fuck's Brandy at?
Mr. McBroom. Ma'am. Where the fuck's Brandy at?
MS. TASTY: lan?
MS. TASTY: lan?
Ms. Tasty.
Ms. Tasty.
Must be the cancer talking.
Must be the cancer talking.
My grandma has got some cancer.
My grandma has got some cancer.
My husband killed himself last Christmas.
My husband killed himself last Christmas.
My stomach's killing me. Tell me if you see a rest stop.
My stomach's killing me. Tell me if you see a rest stop.
Nice hair. lt'll look even better in my crotch.
Nice hair. lt'll look even better in my crotch.
Nice. Always classy.
Nice. Always classy.
No coaching there, Lombardi. Read the sign.
No coaching there, Lombardi. Read the sign.
No one's around for miles. Come on.
No one's around for miles. Come on.
No way, man ! You're dead.
No way, man ! You're dead.
No way! No way my little brother's taking it in the chili ring.
No way! No way my little brother's taking it in the chili ring.
No, actually, she doesn't. She doesn't, ever.
No, actually, she doesn't. She doesn't, ever.
No, and I know that's a stupid thing to say. I mean, she's not even...
No, and I know that's a stupid thing to say. I mean, she's not even...
No, but I'm gonna pummel his ass real good.
No, but I'm gonna pummel his ass real good.
No, come on. I love that your shoes are in that tree.
No, come on. I love that your shoes are in that tree.
No, dude, forget Felicia, okay?
No, dude, forget Felicia, okay?
No, Felicia, it's not about the sex. it's not. I'm weird.
No, Felicia, it's not about the sex. it's not. I'm weird.
No, I don't
No, I don't
No, I just... I spilled beer on my shirt, so then I had to...
No, I just... I spilled beer on my shirt, so then I had to...
No, I'm gonna text Tasty, and I'm gonna tell her I'm not coming.
No, I'm gonna text Tasty, and I'm gonna tell her I'm not coming.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it means run wild. it's an Amish tradition where when we turn 1 6,
No, it means run wild. it's an Amish tradition where when we turn 1 6,
No, no, it's fine. Thanks. Thank you.
No, no, it's fine. Thanks. Thank you.
No, she isn't. She doesn't even have a...
No, she isn't. She doesn't even have a...
No, stop it, stop it.
No, stop it, stop it.
No, thanks, man.
No, thanks, man.
No, thanks. lt looks like you got your hands full there, so...
No, thanks. lt looks like you got your hands full there, so...
No, tomorrow.
No, tomorrow.
No, you are. You keep talking about it.
No, you are. You keep talking about it.
No! Oh, God ! No, thank you ! No, thank you !
No! Oh, God ! No, thank you ! No, thank you !
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Felicia, this is different okay, because she changed me.
No. Felicia, this is different okay, because she changed me.
No. Guys, come on. I don't have the aim that you do.
No. Guys, come on. I don't have the aim that you do.
No. Lance, no! Put it back. Did you just hear him? Please.
No. Lance, no! Put it back. Did you just hear him? Please.
No. Stop it. Put these back.
No. Stop it. Put these back.
No. You're funny.
No. You're funny.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not one car. Can you believe it?
Not one car. Can you believe it?
Not this time.
Not this time.
Not you, not Angie, that's that girl I was telling you about.
Not you, not Angie, that's that girl I was telling you about.
Nothing, I just... I really like you,
Nothing, I just... I really like you,
Nothing. I was...
Nothing. I was...
Nothing. She's fine. God, lay off.
Nothing. She's fine. God, lay off.
Now come here.
Now come here.
Now tell me, is that nasty girl you?
Now tell me, is that nasty girl you?
Now, ball bag.
Now, ball bag.
Now, come on, man, this possum's not gonna fuck you.
Now, come on, man, this possum's not gonna fuck you.
Now, come on, take your clothes off.
Now, come on, take your clothes off.
Now, I thought you were someone else, all right?
Now, I thought you were someone else, all right?
Now, listen, these girls at Madison are gonna be fucking at a college level.
Now, listen, these girls at Madison are gonna be fucking at a college level.
Now, listen. I got another car coming any minute now, okay?
Now, listen. I got another car coming any minute now, okay?
Now, the party, it doesn't start
Now, the party, it doesn't start
Now!
Now!
Oh !
Oh !
Oh !
Oh !
Oh ! I...
Oh ! I...
Oh ! Oh !
Oh ! Oh !
Oh ! Sure, sweetie. Do you have a stringie?
Oh ! Sure, sweetie. Do you have a stringie?
Oh ! Um... Well, there's this kick ass cancer center there.
Oh ! Um... Well, there's this kick ass cancer center there.
Oh my God. Do you have a degree in this?
Oh my God. Do you have a degree in this?
Oh, Andy and Randy finally got a girlfriend.
Oh, Andy and Randy finally got a girlfriend.
Oh, Bobby, you were so awesome back there.
Oh, Bobby, you were so awesome back there.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God ! Damn it!
Oh, God ! Damn it!
Oh, God ! Jesus fucking... God damn it! I'm trying to do the right thing here.
Oh, God ! Jesus fucking... God damn it! I'm trying to do the right thing here.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God ! Thank you so much. Hey, I have a secret.
Oh, my God ! Thank you so much. Hey, I have a secret.
Oh, my God, your head. Wait... Does it hurt? Let me see.
Oh, my God, your head. Wait... Does it hurt? Let me see.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Excuse me! Sorry!
Oh, my God. Excuse me! Sorry!
Oh, my gosh ! Hey.
Oh, my gosh ! Hey.
Oh, my gosh ! That's so awesome. Wow, I gotta get some fruit.
Oh, my gosh ! That's so awesome. Wow, I gotta get some fruit.
Oh, no, no, no. Ms. Tasty, please don't cry.
Oh, no, no, no. Ms. Tasty, please don't cry.
Oh, no, we're good. We're good.
Oh, no, we're good. We're good.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I was just hoping you could slit my wrists for me quickly.
Oh, no. I was just hoping you could slit my wrists for me quickly.
Oh, no. I'm not. Not anymore.
Oh, no. I'm not. Not anymore.
Oh, shit, lan !
Oh, shit, lan !
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, that was awesome!
Oh, that was awesome!
Oh, yeah ! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank,
Oh, yeah ! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank,
Oh, yeah ! I like Lance, 'cause he's so hot.
Oh, yeah ! I like Lance, 'cause he's so hot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Um...
Oh. Um...
Okay, but you do know that she's not into you, right?
Okay, but you do know that she's not into you, right?
Okay, dude, you don't know that. I mean, she could have anything under there.
Okay, dude, you don't know that. I mean, she could have anything under there.
Okay, listen, you have got to be cool, 'cause if they see you shitting yourself
Okay, listen, you have got to be cool, 'cause if they see you shitting yourself
Okay, my bad.
Okay, my bad.
Okay, seriously. Quit being such a fag and get in.
Okay, seriously. Quit being such a fag and get in.
Okay, so I'm gonna go out that door, and I'm gonna go have meaningless sex
Okay, so I'm gonna go out that door, and I'm gonna go have meaningless sex
Okay, so l... Oh my God, this is so lame.
Okay, so l... Oh my God, this is so lame.
Okay, twat blocking.
Okay, twat blocking.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, sorry. You're doing so good. Proud of you.
Okay. All right, sorry. You're doing so good. Proud of you.
Okay. Are you gonna... Awesome.
Okay. Are you gonna... Awesome.
Okay. Go away.
Okay. Go away.
Okay. I think you might.
Okay. I think you might.
Okay. I'm gonna go tell my mom.
Okay. I'm gonna go tell my mom.
Okay. Okay, fine.
Okay. Okay, fine.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. We'll all hold our breath till you get back.
Okay. We'll all hold our breath till you get back.
Okay. Yeah, I was stalking you just a little.
Okay. Yeah, I was stalking you just a little.
Okay. You're right.
Okay. You're right.
On three, guys. Three, two...
On three, guys. Three, two...
One... No, two.
One... No, two.
Only to find that you got the same old movie with a few extra curse words,
Only to find that you got the same old movie with a few extra curse words,
Or for free if you meet the right girl and tell her I'm on Rumspringa.
Or for free if you meet the right girl and tell her I'm on Rumspringa.
Or I'm gonna have the fucking neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole.
Or I'm gonna have the fucking neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole.
Or like I said, we could send you guys some CDs.
Or like I said, we could send you guys some CDs.
Our new friend's got nothing left in the tank.
Our new friend's got nothing left in the tank.
Our transportation is all over the floor of that barn.
Our transportation is all over the floor of that barn.
Ow!
Ow!
Paruresis. That's what they call it.
Paruresis. That's what they call it.
Pepper grinder!
Pepper grinder!
Pepper grinder! Yeah.
Pepper grinder! Yeah.
Planets.
Planets.
Please, do not turn around because of me. Okay.
Please, do not turn around because of me. Okay.
Plus, more cock, like this.
Plus, more cock, like this.
Professor.
Professor.
Pull a breath like another cigarette
Pull a breath like another cigarette
Quick car wash?
Quick car wash?
RANDY: Where'd you come up with that?
RANDY: Where'd you come up with that?
RANDY: You should pee on us.
RANDY: You should pee on us.
Real simple. Climb the rope, hit the bell, win a prize.
Real simple. Climb the rope, hit the bell, win a prize.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
REX: (LAUGHlNG) You suck.
REX: (LAUGHlNG) You suck.
REX: You suck!
REX: You suck!
Right on.
Right on.
Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
Right up our ass. He's in our ass.
Right up our ass. He's in our ass.
Right. Whatever, scrotch. You can't get your fist pregnant.
Right. Whatever, scrotch. You can't get your fist pregnant.
RlCK: Brandy! FELlClA: Uh oh !
RlCK: Brandy! FELlClA: Uh oh !
RlCK: Motherfucker!
RlCK: Motherfucker!
Rumspringa! Whoo!
Rumspringa! Whoo!
Run for your life.
Run for your life.
Russ, man, check it out. Yo, look who's buying jimmys.
Russ, man, check it out. Yo, look who's buying jimmys.
Said I don't care just what you think
Said I don't care just what you think
Said I don't care just what you think
Said I don't care just what you think
Said I don't care what you think
Said I don't care what you think
Said, I don't care what you think
Said, I don't care what you think
SANDY: Come on !
SANDY: Come on !
Say my name and his in the same breath
Say my name and his in the same breath
Say, the boys still hanging?
Say, the boys still hanging?
See Duane, he was there.
See Duane, he was there.
See how that shoe fits.
See how that shoe fits.
See my lady and I here, we've been married forever.
See my lady and I here, we've been married forever.
Seriously, dude, pack your shit. We're going to Knoxville.
Seriously, dude, pack your shit. We're going to Knoxville.
Seriously, though. You're a fag.
Seriously, though. You're a fag.
Shathayd's right. No respect for bitches. None whatsoever.
Shathayd's right. No respect for bitches. None whatsoever.
She gets out of line, you pop her one?
She gets out of line, you pop her one?
She has it shaved into a landing strip.
She has it shaved into a landing strip.
She made you wear the fucking costume again, right?
She made you wear the fucking costume again, right?
She may be
She may be
She was hiding in the back seat, no biggie.
She was hiding in the back seat, no biggie.
She'd be two knuckles deep right now daydreaming about your big black cock.
She'd be two knuckles deep right now daydreaming about your big black cock.
She'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll think that's bad ass, because it totally is.
She'll think that's bad ass, because it totally is.
She's gonna drop an egg right there in the Big Boy parking lot.
She's gonna drop an egg right there in the Big Boy parking lot.
She's gonna live forever. Well, a long time.
She's gonna live forever. Well, a long time.
She's in, she's in. Watch this.
She's in, she's in. Watch this.
She's just gonna shit all over you. Trust me.
She's just gonna shit all over you. Trust me.
She's only nine short hours away, okay?
She's only nine short hours away, okay?
She's pretty. Marry that girl.
She's pretty. Marry that girl.
She's probably a guy. Some fat old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
She's probably a guy. Some fat old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
She's right across the street, Rex. She wants to do it with me and everything.
She's right across the street, Rex. She wants to do it with me and everything.
Shh !
Shh !
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, that boy lan don't seem like he got no balls at all.
Shit, that boy lan don't seem like he got no balls at all.
Shit, where's my phone? Hey, you got a new smile.
Shit, where's my phone? Hey, you got a new smile.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. How much is a lot?
Shit. How much is a lot?
Shit. I got gum in my bush.
Shit. I got gum in my bush.
Show them, Karen.
Show them, Karen.
Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.
Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.
Signing off, I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
Signing off, I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Sir? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
Sir? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
Smack her around a little bit?
Smack her around a little bit?
So anyway, we're there and she's like...
So anyway, we're there and she's like...
So be safe and sorry I didn't knock.
So be safe and sorry I didn't knock.
So close to giving in
So close to giving in
So everyone can just stop freaking out about it.
So everyone can just stop freaking out about it.
So he met this chick on the lnternet, which is sketchy.
So he met this chick on the lnternet, which is sketchy.
So I did.
So I did.
So I had the best time with you last night.
So I had the best time with you last night.
So I kind of want you to fight it.
So I kind of want you to fight it.
So I tell him I love him.
So I tell him I love him.
So I tells my daddy, You know what? You're not the boss of me.
So I tells my daddy, You know what? You're not the boss of me.
So I wouldn't know anything about your '69 GTO Judge.
So I wouldn't know anything about your '69 GTO Judge.
So I'm just gonna skedaddle. You all take care now.
So I'm just gonna skedaddle. You all take care now.
So if you want a ride to work you better get your poop in a group.
So if you want a ride to work you better get your poop in a group.
So l'd say that makes us dead square.
So l'd say that makes us dead square.
So she's like, Yeah, I want it, I want it.
So she's like, Yeah, I want it, I want it.
So take that for whatever it's worth, buddy.
So take that for whatever it's worth, buddy.
So we were both naked in the back seat and we started having oral...
So we were both naked in the back seat and we started having oral...
So what happened with Becca?
So what happened with Becca?
So what if you're a virgin? God, lan, it's just sex. it's not...
So what if you're a virgin? God, lan, it's just sex. it's not...
So what's she doing in Tennessee?
So what's she doing in Tennessee?
So who is it? Who's the lucky caballero?
So who is it? Who's the lucky caballero?
So who is it? Who's the lucky caballero?
So who is it? Who's the lucky caballero?
So you got my number. You're gonna call me, right?
So you got my number. You're gonna call me, right?
So, if you've never seen Sex Drive before, please, for real,
So, if you've never seen Sex Drive before, please, for real,
So, last year I was at a dance with my boyfriend.
So, last year I was at a dance with my boyfriend.
So, Ms. Tasty, what's your real name?
So, Ms. Tasty, what's your real name?
So, okay. So, are your parents, like, still going
So, okay. So, are your parents, like, still going
So, wait, you do want to party?
So, wait, you do want to party?
So, what's in Tennessee?
So, what's in Tennessee?
Sometimes you get that bronze medal, you know?
Sometimes you get that bronze medal, you know?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you. I have this exact same tribal tattoo.
Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you. I have this exact same tribal tattoo.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds like someone's got one in sideways.
Sounds like someone's got one in sideways.
Spooner. Spooner. Spooner.
Spooner. Spooner. Spooner.
Sport, fuck me and not some stranger.
Sport, fuck me and not some stranger.
Stand in line, change a 1 0,
Stand in line, change a 1 0,
Stow that shit in the trunk. Christ, you look like a Mexican butt hole.
Stow that shit in the trunk. Christ, you look like a Mexican butt hole.
Suck his cock, lan.
Suck his cock, lan.
Suckers!
Suckers!
Sugar biscuit? God, I suck at this.
Sugar biscuit? God, I suck at this.
Sweet relief.
Sweet relief.
Sweetheart?
Sweetheart?
Take it easy while we do all this for you.
Take it easy while we do all this for you.
Takes and other bullshit that will make the movie way too long.
Takes and other bullshit that will make the movie way too long.
Tasty, I got sidetracked last night.
Tasty, I got sidetracked last night.
Tasty's probably a guy, anyway.
Tasty's probably a guy, anyway.
Terry, phone call.
Terry, phone call.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank you for coming for me.
Thank you for coming for me.
Thank you, guys, very, very, very much. You guys fucking rule, man.
Thank you, guys, very, very, very much. You guys fucking rule, man.
That didn't work out like you planned, did it?
That didn't work out like you planned, did it?
That is a long drive, my sugar biscuit!
That is a long drive, my sugar biscuit!
That is one of the better sets that l've seen today.
That is one of the better sets that l've seen today.
That is so beautiful.
That is so beautiful.
That's a tough one. You love it and you're obsessed with it.
That's a tough one. You love it and you're obsessed with it.
That's a weird little dude you got there.
That's a weird little dude you got there.
That's all she is. lan, gas station.
That's all she is. lan, gas station.
That's good cock, John.
That's good cock, John.
That's got to count for something.
That's got to count for something.
That's right, John, and that's not all, we promise lots of additional scenes,
That's right, John, and that's not all, we promise lots of additional scenes,
That's right. I'm not afraid to hit a lady.
That's right. I'm not afraid to hit a lady.
That's right. Take a seat,
That's right. Take a seat,
That's what you say about everyone.
That's what you say about everyone.
The best of us can find happiness
The best of us can find happiness
The best of us can find happiness
The best of us can find happiness
The best of us can find happiness
The best of us can find happiness
The big Mexican won't go down ! Take the shot!
The big Mexican won't go down ! Take the shot!
The boy did have some plums. He had some plums.
The boy did have some plums. He had some plums.
The first day I saw her, I said, This is gonna be my wife.
The first day I saw her, I said, This is gonna be my wife.
The lnternet?
The lnternet?
The only way you can keep his kind around is to get his babies up in you pronto.
The only way you can keep his kind around is to get his babies up in you pronto.
The pepper grinder.
The pepper grinder.
The viewer,
The viewer,
Then he met a gal over in Wofford.
Then he met a gal over in Wofford.
Then one day I got it into my head that we ought to be more than friends.
Then one day I got it into my head that we ought to be more than friends.
Then, sport, fuck me.
Then, sport, fuck me.
There could be a little Hitler or just a full, nasty Chewbacca.
There could be a little Hitler or just a full, nasty Chewbacca.
There is a lot of work that needs to be done around here.
There is a lot of work that needs to be done around here.
There you are.
There you are.
There's $40 in the cow for fun money,
There's $40 in the cow for fun money,
There's no maybe. Okay? And I'm saying this as your best friend,
There's no maybe. Okay? And I'm saying this as your best friend,
There's no service out here.
There's no service out here.
These friends, they don't love you
These friends, they don't love you
They are fine. All right?
They are fine. All right?
They could give a fuck.
They could give a fuck.
They don't make little wheelchairs for him. He's done, man.
They don't make little wheelchairs for him. He's done, man.
They just love the hotel suites, now
They just love the hotel suites, now
They're gonna fuck with us.
They're gonna fuck with us.
They're nice.
They're nice.
They're not for me. They're not.
They're not for me. They're not.
This is a fucking written invitation to your dick from the lnternet.
This is a fucking written invitation to your dick from the lnternet.
This is going to be hilarious.
This is going to be hilarious.
This is gonna happen.
This is gonna happen.
This is serious matter.
This is serious matter.
This is the type of girl who has...
This is the type of girl who has...
This must be what you want to do. So do it, chicken shit!
This must be what you want to do. So do it, chicken shit!
Those guys are total nards. They never get anywhere.
Those guys are total nards. They never get anywhere.
TlFFANY: Felicia. How's it fitting, hon?
TlFFANY: Felicia. How's it fitting, hon?
To visit your grandma? Whoa!
To visit your grandma? Whoa!
Tonight, 8:00 p.m. at Big Boy.
Tonight, 8:00 p.m. at Big Boy.
Totally, I mean friendship is awesome. Good call.
Totally, I mean friendship is awesome. Good call.
Try it.
Try it.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh... lan. lt... I think it's still...
Uh... lan. lt... I think it's still...
Um, I'll take these as well.
Um, I'll take these as well.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um... I'm kind of working right now.
Um... I'm kind of working right now.
Um... Knoxville, Tennessee.
Um... Knoxville, Tennessee.
Unless you've got something better to say to me.
Unless you've got something better to say to me.
Vegas in general is just... Good times.
Vegas in general is just... Good times.
Wait, are we talking about dudes?
Wait, are we talking about dudes?
Wait! Put it... Put it back.
Wait! Put it... Put it back.
Wait. No, no, no, no! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown !
Wait. No, no, no, no! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown !
Wait. Wait. How did you find me?
Wait. Wait. How did you find me?
Want some of this?
Want some of this?
Way down below the ocean...
Way down below the ocean...
We are in jail.
We are in jail.
We can go live like you heathens for a while.
We can go live like you heathens for a while.
We could maybe try to write a check later on,
We could maybe try to write a check later on,
We dated for a few weeks.
We dated for a few weeks.
We finally found out what's been up his ass all these years.
We finally found out what's been up his ass all these years.
We gotta go find Ms. Tasty.
We gotta go find Ms. Tasty.
We had one of these at Cub Scout camp. I kind of mastered it.
We had one of these at Cub Scout camp. I kind of mastered it.
We have fun.
We have fun.
We have to give him time to get used to the idea.
We have to give him time to get used to the idea.
We just need one thing.
We just need one thing.
We still talk from time to time.
We still talk from time to time.
We used to stay up all night just talking and laughing and carrying on.
We used to stay up all night just talking and laughing and carrying on.
We would take that ass and just...
We would take that ass and just...
We'll come back. I promise.
We'll come back. I promise.
We're back tomorrow before Rex even knows the car is gone.
We're back tomorrow before Rex even knows the car is gone.
We're friends so you know you're not gonna get some, like,
We're friends so you know you're not gonna get some, like,
We're going to Knoxville, and you're getting your nut.
We're going to Knoxville, and you're getting your nut.
We're not... She's not my girlfriend.
We're not... She's not my girlfriend.
We've been to a motel.
We've been to a motel.
We've got the vision Now let's have some fun
We've got the vision Now let's have some fun
We've got the vision Now let's have some fun
We've got the vision Now let's have some fun
We've got to get that guy laid tonight.
We've got to get that guy laid tonight.
Weird, that thing must have fallen straight from space.
Weird, that thing must have fallen straight from space.
Well, good luck with the future ride, spaceman.
Well, good luck with the future ride, spaceman.
Well, he looked at me, and you should have...
Well, he looked at me, and you should have...
Well, I called your cell phone, and then someone answered here.
Well, I called your cell phone, and then someone answered here.
Well, I say this Lance, he sounds like a real hunk of man.
Well, I say this Lance, he sounds like a real hunk of man.
Well, it's just we've been best friends since we were really little,
Well, it's just we've been best friends since we were really little,
Well, let's see, Tasty.
Well, let's see, Tasty.
Well, looks like we're up. Go on, get in there.
Well, looks like we're up. Go on, get in there.
Well, that is gonna change today.
Well, that is gonna change today.
Well, you look nice.
Well, you look nice.
What a punch. I think my kids are gonna be retarded.
What a punch. I think my kids are gonna be retarded.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Leesh, that's a bad idea.
What are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Leesh, that's a bad idea.
What are you looking at, Ellen DeGeneres? I will crush you.
What are you looking at, Ellen DeGeneres? I will crush you.
What do you want me to do, you know?
What do you want me to do, you know?
What does it taste like?
What does it taste like?
What happened?
What happened?
What have you got?
What have you got?
What is going on with you? You bought rubbers?
What is going on with you? You bought rubbers?
What is that? She's not good enough for you?
What is that? She's not good enough for you?
What is this blowjob that you speak of?
What is this blowjob that you speak of?
What is this blowjob that you speak of?
What is this blowjob that you speak of?
What is wrong with us? Let's go have some fun. Come on.
What is wrong with us? Let's go have some fun. Come on.
What smells like jizz?
What smells like jizz?
What the fuck is this all about?
What the fuck is this all about?
What the fuck, dumb ass?
What the fuck, dumb ass?
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What were you doing in the back seat?
What were you doing in the back seat?
What were you doing, man? Shit.
What were you doing, man? Shit.
What were you doing, man? Shit.
What were you doing, man? Shit.
What ya got, Mr. Mans?
What ya got, Mr. Mans?
What you'd lose if this bus couldn't have gotten back on the road,
What you'd lose if this bus couldn't have gotten back on the road,
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? For fuck's sake, lan, don't you watch Dateline?
What? For fuck's sake, lan, don't you watch Dateline?
What? He's gonna what? With what?
What? He's gonna what? With what?
What? I'm just saying, you usually dress so... You look nice.
What? I'm just saying, you usually dress so... You look nice.
What? What's wrong with you?
What? What's wrong with you?
What? You think everything in my profile's the God's honest truth? No.
What? You think everything in my profile's the God's honest truth? No.
What? You're telling me she doesn't shit talk me?
What? You're telling me she doesn't shit talk me?
What're you crying about? She's like, ...wanted to be a doctor.
What're you crying about? She's like, ...wanted to be a doctor.
What're you doing? You're firing off your skin pistol?
What're you doing? You're firing off your skin pistol?
What're you gonna do? Hit a girl?
What're you gonna do? Hit a girl?
What're you, a Gap model?
What're you, a Gap model?
What's going on? Something troubling you? Be a buddy.
What's going on? Something troubling you? Be a buddy.
What's the deal? Dude.
What's the deal? Dude.
What's up with the bandana, dude? Huh?
What's up with the bandana, dude? Huh?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
What's your favorite song?
What's your favorite song?
When I was a girl, my best friend was a fella named Creighton McDaniel.
When I was a girl, my best friend was a fella named Creighton McDaniel.
Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Where is he? Talk to me, dudes.
Where is he? Talk to me, dudes.
Where the hell are we? Where are the Google maps?
Where the hell are we? Where are the Google maps?
Which is a show. it's also a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.
Which is a show. it's also a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.
Who would like to share her story with these young men.
Who would like to share her story with these young men.
Who's gonna pound on it? Say it. lan's gonna pound on it.
Who's gonna pound on it? Say it. lan's gonna pound on it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Hey, what is this? Why are the seats out?
Whoa! Hey, what is this? Why are the seats out?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why did they even make this stupid road?
Why did they even make this stupid road?
Why don't they just let me live?
Why don't they just let me live?
Why don't you step up and win your girlfriend a prize?
Why don't you step up and win your girlfriend a prize?
Why don't you take me for a ride?
Why don't you take me for a ride?
Why?
Why?
Why? 'Cause he got to fussing some over a suffering critter?
Why? 'Cause he got to fussing some over a suffering critter?
Why're you smiling at me? I'm serious.
Why're you smiling at me? I'm serious.
Wiener!
Wiener!
Winnebago! Winnebago!
Winnebago! Winnebago!
Works for me.
Works for me.
Wow, I didn't know that you were coming over.
Wow, I didn't know that you were coming over.
Wow, Leesh. That's hot!
Wow, Leesh. That's hot!
Wow, thanks, but I think we've all seen your dick enough for one day.
Wow, thanks, but I think we've all seen your dick enough for one day.
Wow, you look beautiful.
Wow, you look beautiful.
Wow, you're really pretty. l've never seen...
Wow, you're really pretty. l've never seen...
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! A little tip action there. That's really suggestive.
Wow! A little tip action there. That's really suggestive.
Wow. Really? Right here?
Wow. Really? Right here?
Wrong.
Wrong.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah !
Yeah !
Yeah, but it was a just friends kind of thing.
Yeah, but it was a just friends kind of thing.
Yeah, but, I mean, we could totally come back.
Yeah, but, I mean, we could totally come back.
Yeah, dude. You been putting off visiting your grandma for too long.
Yeah, dude. You been putting off visiting your grandma for too long.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, I know. But it doesn't matter. I still... I could never do that to you.
Yeah, I know. But it doesn't matter. I still... I could never do that to you.
Yeah, I know. I lost a lot of weight 'cause I had the runs... The flu.
Yeah, I know. I lost a lot of weight 'cause I had the runs... The flu.
Yeah, I'm great. I just beaved a family of four.
Yeah, I'm great. I just beaved a family of four.
Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be one kick ass quilting bee.
Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be one kick ass quilting bee.
Yeah, it's just a fucking girl's mess, and then we're gonna be...
Yeah, it's just a fucking girl's mess, and then we're gonna be...
Yeah, it's like a series of computers that are connected through...
Yeah, it's like a series of computers that are connected through...
Yeah, kind of. Being kind of a dick. l'd say... No, not really.
Yeah, kind of. Being kind of a dick. l'd say... No, not really.
Yeah, maybe we should.
Yeah, maybe we should.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, no shit. She's always cock blocking you.
Yeah, no shit. She's always cock blocking you.
Yeah, no, the only thing about that is we're kind of behind schedule right now.
Yeah, no, the only thing about that is we're kind of behind schedule right now.
Yeah, nobody offer to help. I got this under control.
Yeah, nobody offer to help. I got this under control.
Yeah, now he only uses the word faggot during rough sex.
Yeah, now he only uses the word faggot during rough sex.
Yeah, tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it.
Yeah, tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it.
Yeah, that ska band from Delaware.
Yeah, that ska band from Delaware.
Yeah, we hit a few snags, but she's banging like a champ now.
Yeah, we hit a few snags, but she's banging like a champ now.
Yeah, we've got a lot of use for that around here.
Yeah, we've got a lot of use for that around here.
Yeah, well, that's out. I was supposed to meet her two hours ago.
Yeah, well, that's out. I was supposed to meet her two hours ago.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm still a virgin.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm still a virgin.
Yeah, what do you guys typically...
Yeah, what do you guys typically...
Yeah, witness sucks!
Yeah, witness sucks!
Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met.
Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Jordan.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Jordan.
Yeah, you do. You're stroking it, too. What the F?
Yeah, you do. You're stroking it, too. What the F?
Yeah, you know, l... Gosh, if I was really to calculate
Yeah, you know, l... Gosh, if I was really to calculate
Yeah, you should. You should really get on the road.
Yeah, you should. You should really get on the road.
Yeah, you think you're hot shit?
Yeah, you think you're hot shit?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah? You move your meat, you lose your seat. Hmm.
Yeah? You move your meat, you lose your seat. Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hard.
Yeah. Hard.
Yeah. I want us all to get naked and party.
Yeah. I want us all to get naked and party.
Yeah. No, I'm pretty stoked. I got into the University of Wisconsin,
Yeah. No, I'm pretty stoked. I got into the University of Wisconsin,
Yeah. Yeah, like a sleepover or something. lt'll be fun.
Yeah. Yeah, like a sleepover or something. lt'll be fun.
Yes. lt hurts.
Yes. lt hurts.
You all just wait 20 minutes and I'll top it off for you.
You all just wait 20 minutes and I'll top it off for you.
You been doing like I told you, being a dick?
You been doing like I told you, being a dick?
You better hope so, mister. Get in.
You better hope so, mister. Get in.
You bleach that.
You bleach that.
You can do it, lan. You can do it.
You can do it, lan. You can do it.
You can get a blowjob for $1 0.
You can get a blowjob for $1 0.
You can just stick with my finger if you want 'cause this feels great, so...
You can just stick with my finger if you want 'cause this feels great, so...
You can keep your stupid flipping lollipop, anyway!
You can keep your stupid flipping lollipop, anyway!
You can pound it till it bleeds.
You can pound it till it bleeds.
You can see I'm having a conversation here.
You can see I'm having a conversation here.
You can watch, if you're into that kind of thing.
You can watch, if you're into that kind of thing.
You could see them from space! What's up?
You could see them from space! What's up?
You don't know how far we have to walk. Those are your only pair of shoes.
You don't know how far we have to walk. Those are your only pair of shoes.
You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters.
You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters.
You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip?
You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip?
You don't want to come off as desperate.
You don't want to come off as desperate.
You don't. Okay.
You don't. Okay.
You done fouled up my ride, so I'm gonna have to take yours.
You done fouled up my ride, so I'm gonna have to take yours.
You drove halfway across the country.
You drove halfway across the country.
You Felicia?
You Felicia?
You find me that wallet, I'll buy one.
You find me that wallet, I'll buy one.
You find me that wallet, I'll buy one.
You find me that wallet, I'll buy one.
You fixed it?
You fixed it?
You fucking heifer.
You fucking heifer.
You give your heart to that boy,
You give your heart to that boy,
You go nuts, party for months or years till your folks start hassling you,
You go nuts, party for months or years till your folks start hassling you,
You go on ahead. I think I'm gonna stay here, kick it Amish.
You go on ahead. I think I'm gonna stay here, kick it Amish.
You go out and you lure little dorks like me into your little no having sex club?
You go out and you lure little dorks like me into your little no having sex club?
You got a big fattie under there, don't you?
You got a big fattie under there, don't you?
You got a fucking cannon for an arm, dude.
You got a fucking cannon for an arm, dude.
You got a little loogie.
You got a little loogie.
You got arrested, you got in a prison fight.
You got arrested, you got in a prison fight.
You got the shy bladder?
You got the shy bladder?
You guys should come watch.
You guys should come watch.
You have my phone. I didn't know... This is for you.
You have my phone. I didn't know... This is for you.
You have to stop doing that to him.
You have to stop doing that to him.
You held out for a good one, the one you wanted.
You held out for a good one, the one you wanted.
You just deny it, straight off. No pause, no farting around.
You just deny it, straight off. No pause, no farting around.
You just got to stop worrying about being the good guy all the time.
You just got to stop worrying about being the good guy all the time.
You kids need some help?
You kids need some help?
You know in all the teen unrated DVDs,
You know in all the teen unrated DVDs,
You know that thing, when runners say they break the wall?
You know that thing, when runners say they break the wall?
You know what else?
You know what else?
You know what every girl l've ever banged had in common?
You know what every girl l've ever banged had in common?
You know what might make you feel better? Putting 40 on pump two.
You know what might make you feel better? Putting 40 on pump two.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? Fuck you ! I want a divorce.
You know what? Fuck you ! I want a divorce.
You know what? I'm good. I'm just gonna...
You know what? I'm good. I'm just gonna...
You know what? Mostly I'm disappointed. lt shows zero character.
You know what? Mostly I'm disappointed. lt shows zero character.
You know what? You're probably right. God, you're so sensible.
You know what? You're probably right. God, you're so sensible.
You know why? 'Cause our love will dry them up.
You know why? 'Cause our love will dry them up.
You know, and it's all good after that?
You know, and it's all good after that?
You know, I mean, I do got a gun.
You know, I mean, I do got a gun.
You know, I mean, look, you've already opened, and I could help you close.
You know, I mean, look, you've already opened, and I could help you close.
You know, I miss sarcasm. it's mostly lost on my people.
You know, I miss sarcasm. it's mostly lost on my people.
You know, I read that they have a really great astronomy program.
You know, I read that they have a really great astronomy program.
You know, I really feel sorry for Mary
You know, I really feel sorry for Mary
You know, I visit my grandma sometimes two or three times a week,
You know, I visit my grandma sometimes two or three times a week,
You know, I'm a butterfly now because of her.
You know, I'm a butterfly now because of her.
You know, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby has got to be about a year old now.
You know, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby has got to be about a year old now.
You know, my dance team's performing over at the tent in a couple of minutes.
You know, my dance team's performing over at the tent in a couple of minutes.
You know, she doesn't even want me. She wants him.
You know, she doesn't even want me. She wants him.
You know, sweetie, there's still time to have your boobs done
You know, sweetie, there's still time to have your boobs done
You know, the vet said there's actually a good chance he might pull through.
You know, the vet said there's actually a good chance he might pull through.
You know. it's okay. You're into Lance.
You know. it's okay. You're into Lance.
You like him, don't you?
You like him, don't you?
You like it?
You like it?
You look a little different than your picture.
You look a little different than your picture.
You love me, too, then.
You love me, too, then.
You may want to cover your eyes, sweetheart, there could be some splatter.
You may want to cover your eyes, sweetheart, there could be some splatter.
You never really get to see the star's naughty parts.
You never really get to see the star's naughty parts.
You purchase an unrated DVD to view with your friends. Only with your friends...
You purchase an unrated DVD to view with your friends. Only with your friends...
You should bang her. We would.
You should bang her. We would.
You should take his car just on principle.
You should take his car just on principle.
You should've seen the look in his eyes.
You should've seen the look in his eyes.
You sure?
You sure?
You think they care what women think about them?
You think they care what women think about them?
You think, like, maybe I could hang at your place this weekend?
You think, like, maybe I could hang at your place this weekend?
You unlock this fucking car, or God is my witness,
You unlock this fucking car, or God is my witness,
You wanna party?
You wanna party?
You want me to shit in it?
You want me to shit in it?
You want these gift wrapped, Egan?
You want these gift wrapped, Egan?
You were right, lan. '69 Judge. You were worth the wait.
You were right, lan. '69 Judge. You were worth the wait.
You're a dick. You know what, ma'am? You're a dick, too.
You're a dick. You know what, ma'am? You're a dick, too.
You're fit.
You're fit.
You're gonna party with the Amish.
You're gonna party with the Amish.
You're laughing.
You're laughing.
You're my little brother, lan. All you gotta do is ask.
You're my little brother, lan. All you gotta do is ask.
You're really good at that. That's really wet. Two...
You're really good at that. That's really wet. Two...
You're welcome. Sorry.
You're welcome. Sorry.
You've got one hour!
You've got one hour!
Your grandma says she's really excited to see you.
Your grandma says she's really excited to see you.
Your pop's got a bombshell to drop, so ears open.
Your pop's got a bombshell to drop, so ears open.
Your techno music beguiles me.
Your techno music beguiles me.
Your whole being a dick thing with this girl I met online.
Your whole being a dick thing with this girl I met online.
Yup.
Yup.
455 Big Block, Ram Air. 4 1 1 posi, something like that.
455 Big Block, Ram Air. 4 1 1 posi, something like that.
'Cause we're the shit. Yeah, you oughts to know that, bitch.
'Cause we're the shit. Yeah, you oughts to know that, bitch.
(LlSPlNG) Fucking A, chicken shit. Fine! You know what?
(LlSPlNG) Fucking A, chicken shit. Fine! You know what?
A pleasure. Yeah, thanks for fixing our bus.
A pleasure. Yeah, thanks for fixing our bus.
Actually, we were just about to go. That sounds super fun. He'll be there.
Actually, we were just about to go. That sounds super fun. He'll be there.
All right, all right. lAN: Take your hands off her!
All right, all right. lAN: Take your hands off her!
All right, just take your shirt off. Okay, good.
All right, just take your shirt off. Okay, good.
All right. No, now, homo.
All right. No, now, homo.
All right. And when you do, don't...
All right. And when you do, don't...
All right. Now you. No way. Forget it.
All right. Now you. No way. Forget it.
All right. So... Hey!
All right. So... Hey!
All right. Thanks, little brother. Yeah.
All right. Thanks, little brother. Yeah.
All right. We good? Yeah, we're good.
All right. We good? Yeah, we're good.
Amen. We gotta roll, man. Thank you very much.
Amen. We gotta roll, man. Thank you very much.
and get this goat over to Luis. Right.
and get this goat over to Luis. Right.
and take it a little... No.
and take it a little... No.
And that guy's looking right at your dick. Atta boy.
And that guy's looking right at your dick. Atta boy.
and we kind of had a moment. Oh ! Oh, did you guys have a little moment?
and we kind of had a moment. Oh ! Oh, did you guys have a little moment?
and you just piss in the radiator. Really?
and you just piss in the radiator. Really?
Another one for the collection. Cool. Thanks.
Another one for the collection. Cool. Thanks.
Anybody can shoot a gun in the air, dude. l'll shoot you in the leg.
Anybody can shoot a gun in the air, dude. l'll shoot you in the leg.
Appreciate it. Thanks for playing that show for us, too.
Appreciate it. Thanks for playing that show for us, too.
Are you all right? Do I look like I'm all right? Fuck!
Are you all right? Do I look like I'm all right? Fuck!
Are you bitching out on me? No.
Are you bitching out on me? No.
Are you gonna go to college? University of Boulder.
Are you gonna go to college? University of Boulder.
Are you okay? Fuck. Yeah.
Are you okay? Fuck. Yeah.
Are you smoking cigars now? Yes.
Are you smoking cigars now? Yes.
Bang. Yeah. ln chicks.
Bang. Yeah. ln chicks.
Be that guy! That guy rules. FELlClA: Sounds awesome.
Be that guy! That guy rules. FELlClA: Sounds awesome.
BECCA: Say it. You're my little donut girl.
BECCA: Say it. You're my little donut girl.
Bite me. I'm not your consolation prize. Come on. Don't be hating.
Bite me. I'm not your consolation prize. Come on. Don't be hating.
Bobby Jo, who the fuck is that? BOBBY JO: Who?
Bobby Jo, who the fuck is that? BOBBY JO: Who?
Both hands, asshole! lAN: I can't move the other arm.
Both hands, asshole! lAN: I can't move the other arm.
But all I was saying was that... Shh ! Let's see it in a large. Okay?
But all I was saying was that... Shh ! Let's see it in a large. Okay?
but all you care about is your stupid dick. lan.
but all you care about is your stupid dick. lan.
But here you are. Look at you. See you.
But here you are. Look at you. See you.
Bye, sexy. Yo, lan.
Bye, sexy. Yo, lan.
Can I ask you another question? You just did again.
Can I ask you another question? You just did again.
Can you handle it? Are you sure? Okay. Yeah.
Can you handle it? Are you sure? Okay. Yeah.
Dad, lan's free... Can it, Rex.
Dad, lan's free... Can it, Rex.
Damn it, lan, get up... No, no, honey. it's okay.
Damn it, lan, get up... No, no, honey. it's okay.
Damn, you're hot as fuck. Yeah.
Damn, you're hot as fuck. Yeah.
Do we really have time for... Hey, hey.
Do we really have time for... Hey, hey.
Do you have any jacks? Yup.
Do you have any jacks? Yup.
Do you want us to come over? Do you like pizza?
Do you want us to come over? Do you like pizza?
Do you wear thong underpants? Do you want us to take our shirts off?
Do you wear thong underpants? Do you want us to take our shirts off?
Does he have an attitude? No, he's fucking with you.
Does he have an attitude? No, he's fucking with you.
Doing what? Twat blocking.
Doing what? Twat blocking.
Don't apologize to her. I'm sorry.
Don't apologize to her. I'm sorry.
don't think I'm gonna carry you. You know what? I will be fine. Okay?
don't think I'm gonna carry you. You know what? I will be fine. Okay?
Dude, we got to go. REX: Fucking piece of shit!
Dude, we got to go. REX: Fucking piece of shit!
Dude! What the fuck? You nailed his girlfriend.
Dude! What the fuck? You nailed his girlfriend.
Dude. Hey.
Dude. Hey.
DYLAN: Nice underpants, lan. Snap! Dang, that was funny.
DYLAN: Nice underpants, lan. Snap! Dang, that was funny.
Everybody wants... What they can't get. I know, I got it.
Everybody wants... What they can't get. I know, I got it.
Excuse me. Listen, old man, I'm only gonna tell you...
Excuse me. Listen, old man, I'm only gonna tell you...
Felicia, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Felicia, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Felicia, you want to do this? Yes.
Felicia, you want to do this? Yes.
FELlClA: lan ! Dude! I'm... Could you excuse me for a second?
FELlClA: lan ! Dude! I'm... Could you excuse me for a second?
FELlClA'S MOM: When? No. Bye! God.
FELlClA'S MOM: When? No. Bye! God.
First day of Rumspringa? Rumspringa!
First day of Rumspringa? Rumspringa!
for a few hours. Actually, I was wondering if Dylan's here.
for a few hours. Actually, I was wondering if Dylan's here.
Found your computer maps, douche bag ! Okay.
Found your computer maps, douche bag ! Okay.
Fuck off, donut. Rex, it's me.
Fuck off, donut. Rex, it's me.
Fucking asshole! You're a dick!
Fucking asshole! You're a dick!
Get down ! Hey, hey, come on.
Get down ! Hey, hey, come on.
Give me the gun ! Jesus, man, what do I got to do?
Give me the gun ! Jesus, man, what do I got to do?
God ! FELlClA: Gross.
God ! FELlClA: Gross.
God damn it! I knew it! l didn't say anything.
God damn it! I knew it! l didn't say anything.
God, I'm such an idiot. Look, there's something about Lance.
God, I'm such an idiot. Look, there's something about Lance.
Got it. So take me back to the Big Boy
Got it. So take me back to the Big Boy
Grammy K? lAN: She's fine.
Grammy K? lAN: She's fine.
Guy, you're not wearing any pants. Yeah, I know.
Guy, you're not wearing any pants. Yeah, I know.
He didn't, though, did he? Hmm? Mmm mmm.
He didn't, though, did he? Hmm? Mmm mmm.
He's really hanging in there. God ! Fuck!
He's really hanging in there. God ! Fuck!
Heads up. What's with you?
Heads up. What's with you?
Help him to... Thanks.
Help him to... Thanks.
Here's that pee you ordered. Roll them up.
Here's that pee you ordered. Roll them up.
Hey, Becca. How are you? I'm good. I'm fine. Whatever.
Hey, Becca. How are you? I'm good. I'm fine. Whatever.
Hey, boys. You get some rest? Thanks, man. Thanks for fixing the bus.
Hey, boys. You get some rest? Thanks, man. Thanks for fixing the bus.
Hey, can I ask you guys a question? You just did.
Hey, can I ask you guys a question? You just did.
Hey, congrats. Good to see you. Hey.
Hey, congrats. Good to see you. Hey.
Hey, I was born to fertilize. Yeah.
Hey, I was born to fertilize. Yeah.
Hey, lan. Yeah.
Hey, lan. Yeah.
Hey, Lance. Tight party. Okay, rude.
Hey, Lance. Tight party. Okay, rude.
Hi. Hey.
Hi. Hey.
Hold on to your pantyhose. Okay, we gotta work on your banter,
Hold on to your pantyhose. Okay, we gotta work on your banter,
Holy shit. Jesus!
Holy shit. Jesus!
How about I tell you after? Yeah, sure.
How about I tell you after? Yeah, sure.
How did you know that? lt's on Russ Miller's blog.
How did you know that? lt's on Russ Miller's blog.
How old are you? Old enough.
How old are you? Old enough.
Howdy. Howdy.
Howdy. Howdy.
I'm 25 years old. l don't know what he's talking about.
I'm 25 years old. l don't know what he's talking about.
I'm a firefighter. GlRL: Fuck off!
I'm a firefighter. GlRL: Fuck off!
I'm from Chicago, I mean, outside Chicago. Are you two married. No?
I'm from Chicago, I mean, outside Chicago. Are you two married. No?
I'm into you and I'm hard. Yeah.
I'm into you and I'm hard. Yeah.
I'm looking forward to that. Hey, no, seriously, we will.
I'm looking forward to that. Hey, no, seriously, we will.
I'm telling you, I could shit right now. Awesome.
I'm telling you, I could shit right now. Awesome.
I'm uncircumcised. Yeah.
I'm uncircumcised. Yeah.
I'm... All right, all right. You got to get over the monkey.
I'm... All right, all right. You got to get over the monkey.
I'm... All right, all right. You got to get over the monkey.
I'm... All right, all right. You got to get over the monkey.
Jesus, lan ! Not so close. God damn it!
Jesus, lan ! Not so close. God damn it!
Just give me a minute. No, no, no, no. Now, sissy.
Just give me a minute. No, no, no, no. Now, sissy.
Just... No, now, chode stroker.
Just... No, now, chode stroker.
Kick ass, we'll come. Yeah, where is it?
Kick ass, we'll come. Yeah, where is it?
Kristy, you ready, baby? Okay.
Kristy, you ready, baby? Okay.
l asked you first. Nothing.
l asked you first. Nothing.
l can't even tell her I'll be late. Good. That's perfect. Keep her waiting.
l can't even tell her I'll be late. Good. That's perfect. Keep her waiting.
l don't know if you saw it, but... lan.
l don't know if you saw it, but... lan.
l don't play football ! Okay.
l don't play football ! Okay.
l don't want her along. Really?
l don't want her along. Really?
l fucking told you. l know where it is.
l fucking told you. l know where it is.
l thought you had, like, a girl in there. Yeah, right. I wish.
l thought you had, like, a girl in there. Yeah, right. I wish.
l took a wicked digger. Yes, you did.
l took a wicked digger. Yes, you did.
l was born barefoot. Hey! Wait!
l was born barefoot. Hey! Wait!
l win. Again.
l win. Again.
l would've eaten your asshole, you know. Really?
l would've eaten your asshole, you know. Really?
lan, do not pick up a hitchhiker. Don't worry, I won't.
lan, do not pick up a hitchhiker. Don't worry, I won't.
lan, dude, you're working the mouth. l don't give a shit!
lan, dude, you're working the mouth. l don't give a shit!
lan, get in this car. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
lan, get in this car. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
lAN: Do you hear that? There's a ringing. Your loss. it's like razor blades.
lAN: Do you hear that? There's a ringing. Your loss. it's like razor blades.
lAN: You guys are amazing. Thanks.
lAN: You guys are amazing. Thanks.
lAN: You like that? Did your fucking balls just drop?
lAN: You like that? Did your fucking balls just drop?
lan? Oh, my God, dude, what happened? lAN: I don't know.
lan? Oh, my God, dude, what happened? lAN: I don't know.
lan. And her dad's balls in plain view...
lan. And her dad's balls in plain view...
lan. Oh, no. Please.
lan. Oh, no. Please.
lan. Yeah?
lan. Yeah?
lan. Yeah.
lan. Yeah.
Lance, I got it. Yeah?
Lance, I got it. Yeah?
LANCE: He's tagging out. Ladies!
LANCE: He's tagging out. Ladies!
LANCE: I hear that. Oh, yeah.
LANCE: I hear that. Oh, yeah.
LANCE: Was that you screaming in there? l don't want to talk about it. Ever.
LANCE: Was that you screaming in there? l don't want to talk about it. Ever.
Lance? What the fuck is going on? That's the son of a bitch I was looking for!
Lance? What the fuck is going on? That's the son of a bitch I was looking for!
Like a little tree trunk. lAN: Thank you.
Like a little tree trunk. lAN: Thank you.
Listen, sir, we didn't... You're good people.
Listen, sir, we didn't... You're good people.
Lolly? Thank you.
Lolly? Thank you.
Look at you acting like such a girl. l know, I know. Okay, okay. Here it is.
Look at you acting like such a girl. l know, I know. Okay, okay. Here it is.
Look at you. You're a new man. No, I'm not.
Look at you. You're a new man. No, I'm not.
Love you so much. Cool.
Love you so much. Cool.
lt's about time you visited Grandma. Yeah.
lt's about time you visited Grandma. Yeah.
lt's foot cancer. She's got a little foot cancer.
lt's foot cancer. She's got a little foot cancer.
lt's just a round number. Yeah. No, I didn't really...
lt's just a round number. Yeah. No, I didn't really...
lt's just past the movie theater. Thanks, man.
lt's just past the movie theater. Thanks, man.
lt's Lance, right? No.
lt's Lance, right? No.
lt's not a marathon. lt's a sprint.
lt's not a marathon. lt's a sprint.
lt's not. No?
lt's not. No?
Merry Christmas. Thanks.
Merry Christmas. Thanks.
Must be a good living. Yeah, we do. I mean...
Must be a good living. Yeah, we do. I mean...
My 1 4 year old brother Dylan? Yeah.
My 1 4 year old brother Dylan? Yeah.
No coaching. What?
No coaching. What?
No, Becca, I did it yesterday. Please, lan.
No, Becca, I did it yesterday. Please, lan.
No, Mary, wait. What?
No, Mary, wait. What?
No, we're just friends. We're amigos. You make a good couple.
No, we're just friends. We're amigos. You make a good couple.
No, we're not. Okay. You stole Rex's car.
No, we're not. Okay. You stole Rex's car.
No! What the fuck are you doing?
No! What the fuck are you doing?
No. No.
No. No.
No. Okay. Then yeah.
No. Okay. Then yeah.
No. No, sir, l... l got you. I'm just teasing you, man.
No. No, sir, l... l got you. I'm just teasing you, man.
No. No. No?
No. No. No?
Nobody? l... I was kidding, too.
Nobody? l... I was kidding, too.
Not exactly. I mean, it was... And he came all this way.
Not exactly. I mean, it was... And he came all this way.
Not into dudes. No, no, no, no, no.
Not into dudes. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, baby, you know they're only for you. Okay, cool.
Oh, baby, you know they're only for you. Okay, cool.
Oh, man, it's this douche again. You want it? You got it.
Oh, man, it's this douche again. You want it? You got it.
Oh, man. Wow.
Oh, man. Wow.
Oh, shit! Okay. Okay, all right.
Oh, shit! Okay. Okay, all right.
Okay, thanks, man. Thanks, man. We gotta roll.
Okay, thanks, man. Thanks, man. We gotta roll.
Okay. Okay. Wait right here. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Wait right here. Okay.
Okay. You ever heard of Rumspringa?
Okay. You ever heard of Rumspringa?
Ow! Cut it out. Hurts, doesn't it?
Ow! Cut it out. Hurts, doesn't it?
Please, no! Come on, it's not even my car! And good luck with the lady friend.
Please, no! Come on, it's not even my car! And good luck with the lady friend.
Pretty cousin? lan, she's the anti Christ.
Pretty cousin? lan, she's the anti Christ.
Purple sounds great, lan. Purple? Yeah, I can go...
Purple sounds great, lan. Purple? Yeah, I can go...
put them back in there. I don't want... lan, you've gotta calm down.
put them back in there. I don't want... lan, you've gotta calm down.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yes. Really.
Really? Yes. Really.
Ron and lan want the four one uno. Whatever. You guys are gross.
Ron and lan want the four one uno. Whatever. You guys are gross.
See you. Bye.
See you. Bye.
She touch your butthole? No, no. Jesus, no!
She touch your butthole? No, no. Jesus, no!
She's in... Fe lay cha! You banging her?
She's in... Fe lay cha! You banging her?
She's into you. Yeah, no shit. Get in line.
She's into you. Yeah, no shit. Get in line.
She's still super hot. Fuck you, too. See you.
She's still super hot. Fuck you, too. See you.
Shit. Don't cry. We can fix it.
Shit. Don't cry. We can fix it.
Shut up! Now, take it easy on the hair.
Shut up! Now, take it easy on the hair.
so he can get on with killing me. What about visiting your grandma?
so he can get on with killing me. What about visiting your grandma?
So how's it feel? lAN: What?
So how's it feel? lAN: What?
So what'd you do to her? Hmm?
So what'd you do to her? Hmm?
So where's Felicia? Fel ate cha. Yeah.
So where's Felicia? Fel ate cha. Yeah.
So... Oh ! it's a funny story. I broke...
So... Oh ! it's a funny story. I broke...
So... Rumspringa!
So... Rumspringa!
Some autographed photos? Or we could give you CDs.
Some autographed photos? Or we could give you CDs.
Sometimes I just miss the world. What do you miss the most?
Sometimes I just miss the world. What do you miss the most?
Sounds pretty good, you know. Yeah, it sounds...
Sounds pretty good, you know. Yeah, it sounds...
Tank is at a little low. Yeah, thanks. Right.
Tank is at a little low. Yeah, thanks. Right.
Teddy. Lance, my man.
Teddy. Lance, my man.
Thank you, man. lt's what I live for,
Thank you, man. lt's what I live for,
Thank you. We're sorry.
Thank you. We're sorry.
Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome.
Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome.
Thanks. We were just banging that chick in our car.
Thanks. We were just banging that chick in our car.
That is so funny. That is so funny.
That is so funny. That is so funny.
That shit does not work. lt works on you.
That shit does not work. lt works on you.
That was awesome. How the hell did you do that?
That was awesome. How the hell did you do that?
That would make me so happy. All right. All right. Fantastic! I'm doing it.
That would make me so happy. All right. All right. Fantastic! I'm doing it.
That! That's Felicia.
That! That's Felicia.
That'd be nice of you. How is she now?
That'd be nice of you. How is she now?
That's awesome. Okay. Are you okay? Why are you in jail?
That's awesome. Okay. Are you okay? Why are you in jail?
That's gross. You like them both, don't you?
That's gross. You like them both, don't you?
That's the funniest thing, too. l know.
That's the funniest thing, too. l know.
The cord's too short. Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
The cord's too short. Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
the viewer. The viewer.
the viewer. The viewer.
There you go, Tex. FELlClA: You're soaked with pee.
There you go, Tex. FELlClA: You're soaked with pee.
They're in my pants. Which are?
They're in my pants. Which are?
This Amish thing is a real motherfucker. Yeah, tell me about it.
This Amish thing is a real motherfucker. Yeah, tell me about it.
This bombshell. Come on. You know, she's not into me anyways.
This bombshell. Come on. You know, she's not into me anyways.
This is insane! l know.
This is insane! l know.
This is John Morris. Screenwriter and producer of Sex Drive.
This is John Morris. Screenwriter and producer of Sex Drive.
Time to go. Shit!
Time to go. Shit!
Uh oh ! Oh !
Uh oh ! Oh !
Wait, I mean, you're serious? Yeah. I'm serious. We're good. No worries.
Wait, I mean, you're serious? Yeah. I'm serious. We're good. No worries.
Was I there? No, come on.
Was I there? No, come on.
We brought beers and rubbers. And some lotion for your tits.
We brought beers and rubbers. And some lotion for your tits.
We could hit you on our way back through. Okay.
We could hit you on our way back through. Okay.
We don't have any money. No jobs.
We don't have any money. No jobs.
We had shit to do. Uh oh ! See that creamy stuff?
We had shit to do. Uh oh ! See that creamy stuff?
We promise... Plus, we promise more tits.
We promise... Plus, we promise more tits.
we spent all night on the bus... Yeah.
we spent all night on the bus... Yeah.
Welcome to the unrated... Uncircumcised...
Welcome to the unrated... Uncircumcised...
What about Felicia? What about her?
What about Felicia? What about her?
What about your other girlfriend there? Nice.
What about your other girlfriend there? Nice.
What are you doing in there, man? What're you doing out here, man?
What are you doing in there, man? What're you doing out here, man?
What are you thinking about? l asked you first.
What are you thinking about? l asked you first.
What color bra are you wearing? ls your mom hot, too?
What color bra are you wearing? ls your mom hot, too?
What is that? Oh, my God.
What is that? Oh, my God.
What the fuck are you doing? I'm gonna take him out of his misery.
What the fuck are you doing? I'm gonna take him out of his misery.
What? Come on.
What? Come on.
What? Look, you're pissing in front of everybody.
What? Look, you're pissing in front of everybody.
What? Rex.
What? Rex.
What? No, l... You're shocked. You can't believe it.
What? No, l... You're shocked. You can't believe it.
What? Who? Lance. I mean, he's the crush, right?
What? Who? Lance. I mean, he's the crush, right?
What're you doing? MAN: Still rolling.
What're you doing? MAN: Still rolling.
What's up? Hey, do you have a phone number?
What's up? Hey, do you have a phone number?
What's up? What's up? What's up, what's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up, what's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up, what's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up, what's up?
What's wrong? Nothing. I mean...
What's wrong? Nothing. I mean...
When are you done? Yeah, what are you doing after?
When are you done? Yeah, what are you doing after?
Where do you live? What color car do you have?
Where do you live? What color car do you have?
Where's Felicia? She went to get corn dogs.
Where's Felicia? She went to get corn dogs.
Who said that? Who said that? l can't move the other arm.
Who said that? Who said that? l can't move the other arm.
Who the fuck are you? Holy fucking fuck balls!
Who the fuck are you? Holy fucking fuck balls!
Whoa. You look pretty. God, shut up, lan !
Whoa. You look pretty. God, shut up, lan !
Why can't you? Well, I asked you first.
Why can't you? Well, I asked you first.
Why? We just do.
Why? We just do.
Winnebago! lAN: Where?
Winnebago! lAN: Where?
With our dicks! Yeah, our dicks are huge.
With our dicks! Yeah, our dicks are huge.
Would you like to help? Not really.
Would you like to help? Not really.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah, but no offense... Right, 'cause I'm Amish,
Yeah, but no offense... Right, 'cause I'm Amish,
Yeah, I asked her. She said no. Good. Dude, she's totally wrong for you.
Yeah, I asked her. She said no. Good. Dude, she's totally wrong for you.
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Yeah, lan, come on. You're being rude. Can we do that later?
Yeah, lan, come on. You're being rude. Can we do that later?
Yeah, lan. Sorry, it's a... it's a habit.
Yeah, lan. Sorry, it's a... it's a habit.
Yeah, no shit. I'm dying to see Ms. Tasty.
Yeah, no shit. I'm dying to see Ms. Tasty.
Yeah, no worries. lt was a nice five song set.
Yeah, no worries. lt was a nice five song set.
Yeah, what's your problem, bitch? Nothing. I'm fine.
Yeah, what's your problem, bitch? Nothing. I'm fine.
Yeah, you got a little... Thanks. My ears are ringing.
Yeah, you got a little... Thanks. My ears are ringing.
Yeah, you mentioned that. Yeah, super hard.
Yeah, you mentioned that. Yeah, super hard.
Yeah? Yeah. I didn't mean to undersell it,
Yeah? Yeah. I didn't mean to undersell it,
Yeah. Damn.
Yeah. Damn.
Yeah. l can hear you.
Yeah. l can hear you.
Yeah. So if you ever get any cancer,
Yeah. So if you ever get any cancer,
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, it's like... it's famous.
Yeah. Yeah, it's like... it's famous.
Yeah. You're a moron.
Yeah. You're a moron.
Yeah. No, but it's... So we're good? We're good. Yeah, technically.
Yeah. No, but it's... So we're good? We're good. Yeah, technically.
Yeah. We'll fix it. Wow, that'd be cool.
Yeah. We'll fix it. Wow, that'd be cool.
Yeah. Well, maybe you don't know. No. No, no, I'm gonna stop you.
Yeah. Well, maybe you don't know. No. No, no, I'm gonna stop you.
You are dead, psycho virgin ! No, no!
You are dead, psycho virgin ! No, no!
You don't like that? l don't eat...
You don't like that? l don't eat...
You ever had a peppermint fatty? No. Let's have that.
You ever had a peppermint fatty? No. Let's have that.
You ever hear of a rolling brown out? No. Let's try it.
You ever hear of a rolling brown out? No. Let's try it.
You fixed it! Yeah.
You fixed it! Yeah.
You got... Yeah.
You got... Yeah.
You guys are some strapping young lads. l don't know if we're really built for that.
You guys are some strapping young lads. l don't know if we're really built for that.
You guys got my stuff? lt's gonna be a few minutes.
You guys got my stuff? lt's gonna be a few minutes.
You guys got my stuff? lt's gonna be a few minutes.
You guys got my stuff? lt's gonna be a few minutes.
You know my boy lan? Yeah. No. I don't know.
You know my boy lan? Yeah. No. I don't know.
You know, I don't mind... Dude, if you told her to fuck off,
You know, I don't mind... Dude, if you told her to fuck off,
You love me. Fine.
You love me. Fine.
You queer? What?
You queer? What?
You serious? Do I look serious?
You serious? Do I look serious?
You used to be on my paper route. Okay, sure. My mom likes you.
You used to be on my paper route. Okay, sure. My mom likes you.
You want to smell my finger? Yeah, okay.
You want to smell my finger? Yeah, okay.
You were stalking me. No, I wasn't. l...
You were stalking me. No, I wasn't. l...
You won't. What are you thinking about?
You won't. What are you thinking about?
You, get your ass up. Give me a minute.
You, get your ass up. Give me a minute.
You're breaking the old man's heart. No, I'm not. I told him I'm not.
You're breaking the old man's heart. No, I'm not. I told him I'm not.
You're losing him. No, I got him. I got him.
You're losing him. No, I got him. I got him.
You're my best friend. l know, and you're my best friend.
You're my best friend. l know, and you're my best friend.
You're so sweet. Yeah.
You're so sweet. Yeah.
You're welcome. Thank you, it's really cool.
You're welcome. Thank you, it's really cool.
Your daughter still selling those cookies? Yes.
Your daughter still selling those cookies? Yes.
Your daughter still selling those cookies? Yes.
Your daughter still selling those cookies? Yes.
...edition of...
...edition of...
'Cause my evil cousin is driving me nuts, so, I don't know,
'Cause my evil cousin is driving me nuts, so, I don't know,
'Cause you're a big, giant pussy. That's right.
'Cause you're a big, giant pussy. That's right.
'Cause you're awesome.
'Cause you're awesome.
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
(BLANKET RUSTLES)
(BLANKET RUSTLES)
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
(BOTH SQUEALlNG)
(BOTH SQUEALlNG)
(BRANDY GlGGLlNG)
(BRANDY GlGGLlNG)
(BUZZlNG)
(BUZZlNG)
(CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING PLAYING)
(CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING PLAYING)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
(CHlCKENS SQUAWKlNG)
(CHlCKENS SQUAWKlNG)
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Goldie, scoot over.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Goldie, scoot over.
(CHUCKLlNG)
(CHUCKLlNG)
(CHUCKLlNG) Hey, Becca. Looks like you had a long, nasty night.
(CHUCKLlNG) Hey, Becca. Looks like you had a long, nasty night.
(CONTlNUES FARTlNG)
(CONTlNUES FARTlNG)
(COUGHlNG)
(COUGHlNG)
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING)
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING)
(DISCO INFERNO PLAYING)
(DISCO INFERNO PLAYING)
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
(ENGlNE SPUTTERlNG)
(ENGlNE SPUTTERlNG)
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
(FAME
(FAME
(FARTlNG)
(FARTlNG)
(FARTlNG)
(FARTlNG)
(FLUSHlNG)
(FLUSHlNG)
(FLYING HIGH PLAYING)
(FLYING HIGH PLAYING)
(GARAGE DOOR OPENlNG)
(GARAGE DOOR OPENlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GASPlNG)
(GlGGLlNG)
(GlGGLlNG)
(GOT YOU PLAYlNG)
(GOT YOU PLAYlNG)
(GRAND THEFT AUTUMN / WHERE IS YOUR BOY PLAYlNG)
(GRAND THEFT AUTUMN / WHERE IS YOUR BOY PLAYlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTlNG)
(GRUNTlNG)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN COCKlNG)
(GUN COCKlNG)
(HONKlNG)
(HONKlNG)
(HONKlNG)
(HONKlNG)
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
(lAN EXCLAlMlNG)
(lAN EXCLAlMlNG)
(LANCE AND MARY MOANlNG)
(LANCE AND MARY MOANlNG)
(LANCE EXCLAlMlNG)
(LANCE EXCLAlMlNG)
(LANCE GRUNTS)
(LANCE GRUNTS)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHS)
(LANCE LAUGHS)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG) I'm fucking with you, lan. We're good, man.
(LAUGHlNG) I'm fucking with you, lan. We're good, man.
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LET'S GET IT UP PLAYlNG ON CAR RADlO)
(LET'S GET IT UP PLAYlNG ON CAR RADlO)
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
(LlNDSAY MOANlNG)
(LlNDSAY MOANlNG)
(LlSPlNG) Me? You two are fucking scheming behind my back.
(LlSPlNG) Me? You two are fucking scheming behind my back.
(lMlTATlNG SOBBlNG)
(lMlTATlNG SOBBlNG)
(lNAUDlBLE)
(lNAUDlBLE)
(MAN WHOOPlNG)
(MAN WHOOPlNG)
(MOANS)
(MOANS)
(MOOlNG)
(MOOlNG)
(MS. TASTY EXCLAlMS)
(MS. TASTY EXCLAlMS)
(MUTTERlNG)
(MUTTERlNG)
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
(POPPlNG)
(POPPlNG)
(PORCUPINE JACKET PLAYING)
(PORCUPINE JACKET PLAYING)
(RETCHlNG)
(RETCHlNG)
(REX LAUGHlNG)
(REX LAUGHlNG)
(RlCK GRUNTlNG)
(RlCK GRUNTlNG)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREECHlNG)
(SCREECHlNG)
(SHUSHlNG)
(SHUSHlNG)
(SINGING) ...below the ocean Where I wanna be
(SINGING) ...below the ocean Where I wanna be
(SINGING) 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
(SINGING) 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
(SINGING) Burn that mother down, y'all
(SINGING) Burn that mother down, y'all
(SINGING) Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
(SINGING) Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
(SINGING) Hey
(SINGING) Hey
(SINGING) I Iike 'em all in shapes and sizes
(SINGING) I Iike 'em all in shapes and sizes
(SINGING) I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw
(SINGING) I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw
(SINGING) Life is beautiful
(SINGING) Life is beautiful
(SINGING) Never go down So let's get it up
(SINGING) Never go down So let's get it up
(SINGING) You can't know, oh, no You can't know
(SINGING) You can't know, oh, no You can't know
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlNGlNG ALONG)
(SlNGlNG ALONG)
(SlREN WAlLlNG)
(SlREN WAlLlNG)
(SLURPlNG)
(SLURPlNG)
(SNlFFLES)
(SNlFFLES)
(SNlFFLES)
(SNlFFLES)
(SNlFFLlNG)
(SNlFFLlNG)
(SNlFFS)
(SNlFFS)
(SNlFFS)
(SNlFFS)
(SNORlNG)
(SNORlNG)
(SOBBlNG)
(SOBBlNG)
(SPlTTlNG)
(SPlTTlNG)
(SPLUTTERS)
(SPLUTTERS)
(STUTTERlNG)
(STUTTERlNG)
(TASER ZAPPlNG)
(TASER ZAPPlNG)
(THUDS)
(THUDS)
(TIME TO PRETEND PLAYING)
(TIME TO PRETEND PLAYING)
(URlNATlNG)
(URlNATlNG)
(WHlSPERlNG) Flowing river, gentle stream. Flowing river, gentle stream.
(WHlSPERlNG) Flowing river, gentle stream. Flowing river, gentle stream.
(WHOOPlNG)
(WHOOPlNG)
(WHOOPlNG)
(WHOOPlNG)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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