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The Fault in Our Stars (2014) The Fault in Our Stars (2014) is a heart-wrenching film adapted from the bestselling novel by

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

The Fault in Our Stars (2014) is a heart-wrenching film adapted from the bestselling novel by John Green. This tender love story follows Hazel Grace Lancaster, portrayed by Shailene Woodley, and Augustus Waters, played by Ansel Elgort, as they navigate the complexities of living with cancer. The star-studded cast also includes Nat Wolff, Laura Dern, and Willem Dafoe. With its emotional narration and unforgettable performances, the movie captures the essence of vulnerability, love, and the indomitable spirit of the human condition. Explore and download sounds from this beautiful film here.

A child who believes there is a life after a novel ends.
A coherent thought about An Imperial Affliction.
A drawing of a thing is not the thing itself.
A dress.
A grenade?
A lot more trouble than it's worth.
A metaphor.
A quick question for you.
A side effect of cancer.
A story?
About what happens after the end of the book.
Absolutely. Really?
Actually, the fourth time I took the test,
After he invented champagne?
Ah, a fatal...
Aim left.
All of our labors will be returned to dust.
All of which worked for a while.
All right, here we go.
All right, I guess.
All right, Jackie, let's go.
All right, so at the end of the book, Anna's...
All right?
All right.
All right. Bye bye.
All right. See you soon.
All right. What's your story?
All this we pray in Jesus' name.
All your efforts to keep me from you are gonna fail.
ALL: Amen.
ALL: We're here for you, Hazel.
ALL: We're here for you, Isaac.
Always!
Always.
Always. (LAUGHS)
Always. Always.
Amen.
Amsterdam!
An Imperial Affliction.
An Imperial Affliction.
And a little insane.
And after that?
And an infinite collection of others.
And Augustus Waters was the star crossed love of my life.
And Bacchanalia, so... (LAUGHS)
And be happy.
And be ready whenever you guys want to do something.
And debauchery is totally fine with you?
And drink gimlets and take pot.
And drinking orange juice with a guy in a Rik Smits jersey.
And Epcot Center.
And for taking the time...
And for that, lam...
And for the champagne.
And for the gentleman.
And he said he came all this way to give that letter to you.
And he'll be there till the end
And he'll be there till the end
And help other people, maybe counsel families...
And how are you feeling, Gus?
And I am in love with you.
And I don't know how long I have left to get answers to them.
And I feel like ending your book in the middle of a sentence...
And I had a touch of osteosarcoma about a year and a half ago.
And I have great friends like Augustus Waters to help me out.
And I just held them.
And I know that love is just a shout into the void...
And I know that the sun will swallow
And I like all this because it's really nice to hear everybody...
And I like hanging out with you and everything...
And I like my choices.
And I need you to get out of my car right now...
And I probably won't be able to get more than a sentence out...
And I remember once...
And I sat with her, before I got caught.
And I want Van Houten to tell us
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord...
And I willed myself to imagine a world without us...
And I... I think we should talk to Dr. Maria.
And I'm gonna obliterate everything in my wake and...
And I'm gonna remember you.
And I'm sorry for yours. And sorry for ruining your trip.
And if that scares you, then I suggest you ignore it.
And if that's not enough for you,
And in exchange...
And is the Dutch Tulip Man up to something...
And it felt like my chest was on fire...
And it lit up like a Christmas tree.
And it says, Enjoy. Mr. Peter Van Houten.
And leaving a mark on the world.
And listen, I say this with the utmost of affection...
And live in a mansion made of clouds...
And now I'm breaking all the rules
And she got it.
And she has these humongous...
And she kept talking over me
And she said that she thinks we're still coming.
And she suffered beautifully for so long.
And she will be the rest of her life.
And so much depends upon the... The transparent G tube
And tapers off.
And tell you what became of Anna and her mother...
And that oblivion is inevitable.
And that one day...
And that we're all doomed...
And that your book is full of important literary questions...
And that's Hazel.
And the spread of the tumors
And then eventually he just went unconscious.
And then I'm going in to the hospital to have another surgery...
And then one day, my lungs started filling up with water.
And then sent it to Van Houten.
And there's gonna be a time after.
And there's this pathetic old swing set...
And they tell me to try them on...
And this was it.
And this was it.
And this...
And tulips.
And twice a day instead of once.
And two and a half working pairs of lungs.
And we as adults, we pity this.
And what a worthless world that would be.
And when it does, there will be no one left...
And when it was over...
And you get this world, and that's it.
And you're not gonna be a mother anymore, and I'm sorry...
And you're not gonna have anyone to look after, or hover around...
And yours is even though you had freaking cancer...
And, God...
And, God...
And, I don't know...
And, incidentally, sir, we both really
And, of course, if you ever do decide to write anything else...
And, still, a 15 percent chance it might fail.
And, uh, now I'm part cyborg, which is awesome.
ANNE FRANK: All is as it should be.
ANNE FRANK: And yet, when I look up at the sky...
ANNE FRANK: At such moments...
ANNE FRANK: It's difficult in times like these.
ANNE FRANK: We're much too young to deal with these problems...
Anne Frank's diary would become world famous.
Anne's father.
Another scotch and soda, please.
Apparently Gus wrote something down
Apparently he was struggling for breath for a long time...
Apparently, he moved to Amsterdam
Apparently, the world is not a wish granting factory.
Apparently, they... I don't know if they do this that often,
Apparently, they... I don't know if they do this that often,
Are bigger than other infinities.
Are you guys ready?
Are you in pain?
Are you messing with us?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you really?
Are you sure?
As it should.
As long as you don't contemplate the mechanics involved.
As opposed to normal?
At the end of this goddamn book!
At the time, it's just another decent day.
Augusto World.
Augustus Waters fought hard for many years.
Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch. (GUS LAUGHS)
Augustus Waters.
Augustus, I can't breathe. (LAUGHS)
Augustus, keep reading, keep reading!
Augustus!
Augustus! She may have forwarded that email on to Van Houten.
Augustus?
Augustus?
Augustus?
Augustus...
Augustus...
Baby, it's okay. It's okay.
Baby.
Beautiful.
Because Gus, I don't even want to see a world without you.
Because I don't want to hurt you.
Because she couldn't handle it.
Because she dies, or that she becomes too sick to continue...
Because there's really no one else...
Because they're an amazing antioxidant.
Because to do so would constitute a sequel...
Because Van Houten's assistant just emailed me...
Because you have reservations for two tonight,
Because you know she is.
Because you said that.
Because you're beautiful.
Because, you know, they're robot eyes.
Been wasting all my time
Believe me.
Beside the white chickens.
Besides that... (HAZEL LAUGHS)
Between author and reader.
Both for your kind words about An Imperial Affliction...
BOTH: Mmm.
BOTH: We should do it every year.
Bravo.
Bullshit! I can't.
But apparently we were literally in the heart of Jesus.
But between the three of us, we have five legs, four eyes...
But everything. An oncologist is set there.
But for some reason it's been working for me.
But for the same reason I did anything these days.
But Hazel's different.
But he doesn't actually give it the power to kill him.
But he never responded.
But he was quite insistent I attend his funeral...
But he's never responded.
But her hands were still her hands.
But I didn't save it, so...
But I didn't want to say so.
But I kind of could use the help.
But I really would like to know
But I would just really like to know.
But I would like some evidence.
But I've been waiting until I could form
But it is a pipe.
But it's not.
But mostly you...
But not like that. Trust me, it's amazing.
But now with quite the impressive
But only for three days, not six. Oh, my God.
But so does going to the mall.
But that day, it was almost impossible.
But that doesn't mean that her family and friends don't have a future, right?
But that is not what happened.
But that meant a year of torture, the loss of my leg...
But that wasn't the truth.
But that's okay.
But then again, Van Houten uses words like tendentious
But there are tons of other girls.
But there's an unwritten contract between author and...
But there's nothing I can do about that.
But they have oxygen on airplanes.
But they keep thrusting themselves on us...
But Van Houten will get it.
But we also have two dozen eggs...
But we don't have the money, you know?
But we forgave him.
But what the voices are feeling.
But when the scientists from the future...
But worst, worst, worst of all...
But yes, I definitely believe in something.
But you can never catch him, you see?
But you do have a say in who hurts you.
But you never give it the power to kill you.
But you of all people know it's possible to live with pain.
But you promised!
But you said that the PET scan was encouraging.
But, B, hasn't actually died.
But, Gus...
But, how could little Hazel Grace,
But, really, I'm just here at Isaac's request.
But, then stopped working.
But, to be completely honest,
But... I'm very sorry.
Call him!
Can I come in?
Can I see him?
Can I still go to Amsterdam?
Can we, for one second, just focus on Anna?
Can you come? Can you come and help me?
Can you just get out of my car?
Cancer perk.
CAPTAIN ON PA: Flight attendants, prepare for take off, please.
Check your inbox.
Chemo.
Christ
Christ is our friend
Circumstance has made him cruel. (SIGHS)
Clearly an error in judgment.
Come a time when all of us are dead.
Come here.
Come here. Come here, come here.
Come in, please.
Come on, Hazel Grace. Take a risk.
Come on, help me.
Come on, just eat something, honey.
Come on, we've been through this.
Come quickly, he said. I'm tasting the stars.
Come to my house with robot eyes...
Cool? Sure.
Could you just not be ridiculous right now, please?
Could you just tell her I was here?
Counterinsurgence.
Dear Hazel, received word via the Genies that you will...
Dear Mr. Peter Van Houten,
Dear Mr. Waters...
Dear Ms. Lancaster...
Decreases exponentially the more the condition advances.
Depression's not a side effect of cancer.
Desperately lonely swing set
Did he give it to you?
Did you dress like her on purpose?
Did you email the Genies to tell them that the trip was off?
Did you ever write that eulogy I asked you to prepare?
Did you get that letter from your author friend?
Did you, uh... write his eulogy yet?
Do I want more days for Augustus Waters
Do pay a visit at your leisure.
Do you happen to have five dollars?
Do you have my passport?
Do you know what Dom PĂ©rignon said
Do you mind if I sit down?
Do you realize that? I'm dying, and you're gonna be here...
Do you think Hazel and I can just have a little time alone?
Do you think that I...
Do you think you could find your way down...
Do you want to share with the group?
Doctor Maria, everybody knows.
Doctor's appointments.
Doctor's appointments.
Does Anna's mom marry the Dutch Tulip Man?
Does anyone want to start? Who wants to kick it off?
Don't ask.
Don't call my parents or 9...
Don't get mad. I am mad.
Don't hit that, don't hit that.
Don't worry, take your time.
DR. MARIA: Give it a chance.
DR. MARIA: The truth is...
DR. SIMMONS: Normally, the tumors start resisting the treatment...
Dragon carrot risotto for the lady.
Dude, come on. Really?
Dude, I'm not deaf. I'm just blind.
Dude, it actually worked? Yep.
Dude, take that off.
Dutch cheese and tomato.
Egged.
Eight prescription drugs, three times a day.
Eight prescription drugs, three times a day.
Erupting from the belly of the blue lipped boy
Even
Even if you died...
Even in his last few days...
Even when you die...
Every last one of them.
Every second, worse than the last.
Everything.
Everything. We're just so good.
Everywhere.
Ew. He's not my friend.
Exploiting his cancer tastic past in the heart of Jesus.
Feel abandoned?
Fine.
Flight 1721 is now prepared to begin boarding at gate 46...
Fluid in the lungs preventing oxygenation.
For our little infinity.
For the chance to acquire even more cancer?
For you to connect with people who are...
For your generous email.
For, I don't know, a while maybe.
Forever.
Frankly, I'd read your grocery lists.
FRANNIE: But, okay, what...
FRANNIE: Every year. We should do it every year.
FRANNIE: Gus, you're so inventive!
FRANNIE: Hazel, I'm not being ridiculous.
FRANNIE: Hazel?
FRANNIE: Hazel?
FRANNIE: I know.
FRANNIE: Today, in China,
FRANNIE: We better get you dressed...
FRANNIE: Yeah?
Friends!
Friends.
Funerals, I'd decided, are not for the dead.
Funky Bones by Jeep Van Lieshout.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Get out of here. (LAUGHS)
Get over yourself.
Get rid of them.
Get some rest.
Give me more, give me more, give me more!
Gives you an idea how we feel about you.
Glazed with rain water
Go ahead.
Go to town!
God knows it's what everyone else does.
God wishes to see people happy.
God! There's always a hamartia, isn't there?
Godspeed.
Good evening.
Good to see you.
Good? All right, sweetie.
Great odds.
Great. Well, the door's open.
Guess what, Gus. This is your life, okay?
Gus really loved you, you know?
Gus, I have to call somebody.
Gus, I think we should wait until dark.
Gus, I'm a grenade.
Gus, it's infected.
Gus, sit down.
Gus, this is what it's like to drive in a car with you.
Gus, what are you doing here?
GUS: Afterlife? Mmm...
GUS: Although it does make an excellent weight loss strategy.
GUS: God?
GUS: Hazel Grace.
GUS: Hazel Grace.
GUS: How about angels?
GUS: it was really awesome. Was that incredible?
GUS: Keep throwing, keep throwing.
GUS: Look.
GUS: Mr. Van Houten, I'm a good person, but a shitty writer.
GUS: My fears?
GUS: No pressure. HAZEL: Yeah.
GUS: Ooh! HAZEL: I think that's ours.
GUS: Straight ahead, yeah.
GUS: Thank you. Enjoy.
GUS: Yeah.
GUS: Yeah.
Gus!
Gus!
Gus!
Gus? Yeah?
Gus.
Gus. Hey. Nice to see you.
Gus...
Hamartia?
Has the cancer found its way into your brain?
Have fun.
Have you been going to that support group I suggested?
Have you been to the Anne Frank house?
Have you ever stopped to ask yourself...
Have you heard from Monica?
Have you never been on a plane before?
Have you tried contacting this Peter Van Houten fellow?
Having never read An Imperial Affliction...
Hazel Grace Lancaster.
Hazel Grace,
Hazel Grace, he just called me sir.
Hazel Grace, I hope you realize...
Hazel Grace, you did not go to Disney World.
Hazel Grace? Hmm?
Hazel Grace? Hmm.
Hazel Grace.
Hazel knows the truth.
Hazel Lancaster.
Hazel, Gus is here...
Hazel, honey, we're not gonna do that.
Hazel, I know Gus is sick, but you got to take care of yourself.
Hazel, I think that's enough.
Hazel, I'm saying I wouldn't mind.
Hazel, I'm sorry. I have no idea what's going on.
Hazel, I'm trying to explain something to you.
Hazel, that's so beautiful.
Hazel, we don't have to... I can do it.
Hazel, you cannot not eat.
Hazel, you have to be hungry. You didn't even eat lunch.
HAZEL: And so I went.
HAZEL: Augustus Waters died eight days later in the ICU.
HAZEL: But then something strange happened.
HAZEL: But they can't!
HAZEL: Can I have the keys? Oh.
HAZEL: Do you think I could join in on that deal?
HAZEL: Hi. GUS: Hi.
HAZEL: I believe we have a choice in this world about how to tell sad stories.
HAZEL: I couldn't breathe.
HAZEL: I fell in love with him the way you fall asleep.
HAZEL: I know! FRANNIE: You did?
HAZEL: I wish I could say that Augustus Waters
HAZEL: It was so awesome.
HAZEL: Maybe.
HAZEL: Mmm, no.
HAZEL: Mmm.
HAZEL: Oh, my God.
HAZEL: One of the less bullshitty conventions of the cancer genre...
HAZEL: The most important thing in any MRI...
HAZEL: The only thing worse than biting it from cancer...
HAZEL: Well, thank you.
HAZEL: You know, sometimes...
Hazel?
Hazel?
Hazel? (CHUCKLES)
Hazel.
Hazel.
Hazel.
HAZEL. And that was my life.
HAZEL. And then this happened.
Hazel...
He detested me.
He doesn't need this in his life.
He feeds oxygen through your tube.
He invited us to Amsterdam.
He just met you...
He made his wish meeting you so that we could talk.
He puts the killing thing in his mouth...
He sounds quite Dutch.
He was always able to crack a smile.
He wouldn't shut up about it. (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
He's got to be hurting her boob.
He's had a tough night, Hazel.
He's the only person I've ever come across in my life...
Hello, Augustus.
Hello?
Hello. Are you Monica's mother?
Her eyes were closed. Her skin, pale.
Here we go, bud.
Here we go, man. Here we go.
Here, sit down. We're going to Amsterdam.
Hey
Hey
Hey, don't worry.
Hey, Gus! How are you?
Hey, Gus.
Hey, guys. Uh...
Hey, Hazel.
Hey, Isaac.
Hey, it's okay.
Hey, listen, Gus.
Hey, listen. (SNIFFLES)
Hey, sweet pea.
Hey, sweetheart. Is it Top Model time?
Hey, want some company?
Hey, you watch it.
Hey, you, I am so sorry.
Hey, you.
Hey!
Hey! Augustus, hi.
Hey. Oh, it's just Hazel.
Hey. Rik Smits jersey?
Hey. You're okay.
Hi, 9 1 1? Um, we need an ambulance.
Hi, Augustus.
Hi, guys!
Hi, Hazel Grace.
Hi, Hazel, how are you?
Hi, I'm Isaac.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.
Hi! Hi, I'm Augustus.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His battle was a courageous one, and his strength...
His blood pressure's low.
His heart... (SIGHS)
Hmm.
Hold on.
Honey, would you like to be excused?
How cool is this?
How dare you!
How did you come up with that?
How do we do that?
How do you even know that?
How do you know about that?
How familiar are you with Swedish hip hop?
How fast can you get here?
How would you like to go on a picnic with me?
How you doing?
How you doing? You look ravishing, Hazel Grace.
How's he doing?
How's she doing?
However, just in case it doesn't work out...
However, thank you...
However, we do need closure, don't you think?
However, you know, it doesn't hurt to talk to him...
Huh?
Hush! lam in the midst of a grand soliloquy, here.
I actually think that his response is fairly appropriate.
I already told you.
I already used it. Pre Miracle.
I also think the Earth is round.
I always thought I would be a hero.
I always thought I'd have a grand story to tell.
I am grateful to anyone who sets aside the time...
I am in love with you.
I am not a mathematician, but I do know this.
I am not interested in talking about that book.
I am particularly indebted to you, sir.
I am writing to thank you for your electronic correspondence.
I am, however, with Isaac, and...
I am.
I am. Hello, ma'am.
I asked my parents if I could buy a really nice suit.
I assume that answers your question.
I barely know you.
I came here for one thing and one thing only.
I can't believe I have a crush on a girl with such cliche wishes.
I can't believe you called him douchepants.
I can't tell you.
I can't, it's stuck. (BOTH LAUGHING)
I cannot answer your questions, at least not in writing...
I cannot stop thinking about this goddamn book.
I cannot tell you how thankful I am...
I decided to plan this pre funeral.
I did something with the dessert...
I didn't believe a word.
I didn't call it a nine because I was brave.
I didn't cut this fellow off for the hell of it.
I didn't find it that annoying.
I do know what you mean, I just don't agree with you.
I do know... I... I know a poem.
I do not feel like continuing to share my thoughts with readers...
I do not want your pity! VAN HOUTEN: Of course you do!
I do see your point.
I don't know any other way to say this, Hazel.
I don't know, it just came out.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't necessarily think I'd wear it on a date, though.
I don't really get that shirt.
I don't suppose you can just forget about this?
I don't think you're dying, Augustus.
I don't want to ask you for any favors...
I don't want to read anything.
I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters.
I don't...
I enjoy looking at beautiful people.
I feel like such a loser.
I felt an ache in my hip.
I get it in a literary sense or whatever, but...
I got it.
I got my GED, so I'm taking classes at MCC.
I got some strength back.
I got this.
I gotta run. Bye.
I guess I wouldn't go as far as to say no...
I hate myself!
I have a question.
I have acute myeloid leukemia.
I have no interest in reading another word of that asshole's again.
I have one of those. I got it for my fifteenth birthday.
I have retinoblastoma.
I have to call 9 1 1. No!
I have to go!
I hear this restaurant is unbelievable.
I hit it! I hit it!
I hope she likes hers.
I hope you will not mind that he shared that email with me.
I just want to say that there's gonna
I just... I could use a little flair.
I kept saying always to her. Like, Always.
I knew this was the right thing to do.
I know it's kid's stuff or whatever, but...
I know that these are not important literary questions...
I know what you're thinking.
I know what you're trying to say.
I know, I know. Friends.
I know, right?
I know! ...and he's giving you his wish.
I know.
I know.
I know. I know you didn't.
I know. It is rather abrupt.
I like it.
I like that version as much as the next girl does,
I like you.
I like your suit.
I love her.
I love it when you talk medical to me.
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
I love you, Hazel Grace.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you.
I may have found...
I may have.
I may switch you to Zoloft.
I mean, Amsterdam!
I mean, do you think we could actually go?
I mean, I understand that she dies...
I mean, I was supposed to be special.
I mean, I'm hopeful that I'll be able to attend as a ghost, but...
I mean, it could be time we tossed you out on the street.
I mean, it's really just the sky.
I mean, not like a heaven where you ride on a unicorn all day...
I met Goofy!
I might have lost it or something,
I need speakers at my funeral.
I really do like these. (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
I really don't understand why I can't just drive myself.
I refuse to pity you in the manner
I said I'm not interested.
I should probably go to sleep.
I smell eggs. That eggs?
I smell like hospital, so I should just change.
I somehow feel that everything will change for the better.
I still have her necklace on.
I think he'll like it.
I think I'm breathing better.
I think it's just so truthful.
I think that's us. That's us.
I think we'd make a good team.
I think we'll just have the check.
I thought meeting you would help him...
I travel in style, or I don't travel at all.
I understand that the story ends
I want to go to Amsterdam, Gus.
I want you to have everything you want in the world.
I wanted to buy cigarettes.
I wanted to do it myself.
I wanted to do something for myself, you know?
I wanted to do something for myself, you know?
I was diagnosed when I was 13...
I was so angry.
I was supposed to tell you with your dad.
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind answering a few questions I have...
I will never forgive you if you call them.
I will not indulge your childish whims.
I will read this horrible book with this very boring title...
I won't accept that.
I would love to do that.
I would love to give it to you,
I would love to read it.
I would say, limited.
I wouldn't exactly call him a fan.
I'll always be your mother.
I'll see you soon. Drive safe.
I'll take that, sir.
I'll take the stairs. No problem.
I'll write you a sequel.
I'm about to lose my eyesight, and she can't handle it.
I'm afraid there's no elevator.
I'm aggressively un hungry.
I'm Angel.
I'm assuming you have a little more time, you interrupting bastard.
I'm at the gas station.
I'm Augustus Waters.
I'm being positive.
I'm Beth. I have spindle cell sarcoma.
I'm blind, but I'm not that blind.
I'm doing okay. (SNIFFLES)
I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.
I'm free later this week, we could...
I'm gonna find a way to hang around here
I'm gonna tell those scientists to piss off, because...
I'm grand, yeah.
I'm Hazel.
I'm just gonna drive for a bit by myself.
I'm just gonna hang out for a while, if you don't mind.
I'm just saying.
I'm like the Keith Richards of cancer kids.
I'm mad because I think you're special. And is that not enough?
I'm not depressed.
I'm not going anywhere with that man.
I'm not gonna be a mom anymore.
I'm not gonna talk about our love story, because I can't.
I'm okay.
I'm Patrick.
I'm really not in the mood.
I'm really sorry about that.
I'm serious.
I'm so excited, I can barely breathe.
I'm so lucky to love her, Van Houten.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky. (CHUCKLES)
I'm so stupid.
I'm so, so sorry.
I'm sorry about that. Gross! Get outta here! Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm sorry. And I don't love it.
I'm sorry. You're right.
I'm taking classes in social work.
I'm trying to give you what you wanted.
I'm very lucky.
I'm very sorry.
I've been looking for a way to tell my father I kind of hate basketball.
I've been trying to tell you, I'm kind of awesome.
I've been wanting to call you for a few days now...
I've made plans with Augustus Waters.
I've never lit one.
I've written him so many letters,
If that's what you're thinking.
If the medication is working, I don't understand why I can't...
If we just made out?
If you have any sage words of feminine advice.
If you want the rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.
In a city that's famous for its vice
In a foreign country?
In case you're wondering, that's why I like you, Hazel Grace.
In no way lessens my affection for you.
In spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.
In support group, there's this new girl...
In the ICU.
In the middle of a sentence...
In the Republic of Cancervania for not working.
In the time it takes you to run ten yards...
In which you are accustomed.
International Goji Berry Day.
Is 18 year old dudes with one leg.
Is for everyone to remember you, for everyone to love you.
Is having a kid bite it from cancer.
Is he your boyfriend? Is that...
Is it really 1:00 AM?
Is it?
Is Monica in there?
Is that for me?
Is the convention known as the Last Good Day...
Is this where you take all of your romantic conquests?
Is to lie completely still.
Is to rate your pain on a scale from one to ten.
Isaac, does Support Group Hazel make this better or worse?
Isaac, Hazel Grace from the Support Group is here.
ISAAC: (PANTING) I'll help you clean this up.
ISAAC: (SINGING) But now I'm breaking all the rules!
ISAAC: Hazel, can I get a hand here?
ISAAC: Hey, guys?
ISAAC: I know, but...
ISAAC: I'm nervous.
ISAAC: No, I'll share.
ISAAC: That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?
ISAAC: This feels so good!
Isaac! Focus on me.
Isaac.
Isaac.
Isaac.
Isaac. Oh.
Isaac's in the midst of a psychotic episode right now.
Isaac“.
Isn't that great?
It actually has crossed my mind. (CHUCKLES)
It didn't work in over 70% of the patients...
It doesn't matter where Monica is.
It hurts so much. (SHUSHING)
It is a drawing of a pipe.
It just sort of ends right above where the knee would be...
It seems Isaac and Monica are no longer a going concern.
It seems Isaac and Monica are no longer a going concern.
It tickles!
It totally sucks.
It was a privilege, though, wasn't it?
It was actually a really fun trip!
It was amazing.
It was annoying. He talked about you so much.
It was going about how this is going.
It was like I was gone already, you know?
It was magical.
It was our pleasure.
It was unbearable.
It wasn't great or anything.
It would increase some risks.
It'd be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
It'll be better than any piece of shit that drunk guy could write.
It'll have blood, and guts, and sacrifice.
It's a fatal flaw.
It's a good thing I saved mine.
It's a metaphor, see?
It's a mother's dream.
It's a novel.
It's a side effect of dying.
It's a thing we can live with.
It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals.
It's about cancer?
It's about embracing your destiny,
It's all dark to Isaac.
It's all right. A little more to your left.
It's amazing.
It's an impressive collection.
It's been an okay week.
It's called a cannula. And it helps me breathe.
It's called Phalanxifor.
It's down to you, Hazel Grace.
It's exciting.
It's great. NEC for 14 months.
It's impossible not to imagine what...
It's just everything, I guess.
It's just not the truth.
It's like I said to the Genies...
It's my favorite novel.
It's not a big deal.
It's not fair to him.
It's not like you're gonna do anything.
It's not over yet, you know.
It's not.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's the greatest thing I'll ever be.
It's true. What if you get sick?
It's utterly impossible for me to build my life...
Jackie!
Journey? Really?
Just before the surgery...
Just before you went into the hospital, there was this...
Just getting all the equipment over there.
Just like Anna.
Just me, then, Lidewij.
Just received an email from you at this address.
Just to try to keep the goji berry theme going.
Keep it going Keep going
Kept his sense of humor until the end.
Kind enough to whip something up.
Kind of.
Know that her one true wish was to visit Mr. Peter Van Houten...
Known as the Trolley Problem.
Lam eternally grateful.
Lastly, I was hoping you could shed some light on Sisyphus the Hamster.
Later, when I started feeling better...
Legs are very heavy. (EXHALES DEEPLY)
Let alone any of us.
Let me guess.
Let me just tell you that not being able to breathe sucks!
Let me show you something.
Let's go watch a movie.
Let's go.
LIDEWIJ: Hazel and Augustus!
LIDEWIJ: I will not do this, Peter.
LIDEWIJ: The only member of the Frank family to survive was Otto.
LIDEWIJ: Yeah?
LIDEWIJ: You invited them.
Lidewij. Hazel.
Life comes from life.
Like all real love stories...
Like all real love stories...
Like all sick kids, your existence depends on it.
Like her mom, the Dutch Tulip Man...
Like, is this some sort of performance?
Listen, douchepants...
Literally in the heart of Jesus.
Literally.
Literally.
Living on his parents' couch...
Lonely, vaguely pedophilia swing set
Look at the cars. They're like...
Look at the ground!
Look at the stained glass.
Look at this, Hazel.
Look what he said!
Look.
Look. Uh...
Looking incredible!
Lord, we ask that You be with us today, that You be close...
Losing you...
Love you.
Make some friends.
Makes me sick.
MALE NARRATOR: Frank's family came from Frankfurt, in Germany.
Maybe she wasn't loved widely, but she was loved deeply.
Maybe you'd like to share your fears with the group?
Maybe. Do you want to try it?
Mi casa es tu casa.
MICHAEL; Hello?
MICHAEL: (STAMMERING) How's your health now?
MICHAEL: I like the color.
MICHAEL: Is that what... ? FRANNIE: Yeah
MICHAEL: The good news is...
MICHAEL: Well, I like it.
MINISTER: ...for his strength and his courage.
MINISTER: I will fear no evil, for You are with me...
Mmm hmm.
Mom, focus, we're talking about Amsterdam.
Mom, how could you not tell me this?
Mom, look at this.
Mom, we're going to Amsterdam!
Mom! (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
Mom! Hazel, what's wrong?
Mom?
Mom.
MONICA: Always. ISAAC: Always.
MONICA: I like it when you say it first.
More radiation.
More stars?
Mr. Van Houten, thank you so much for writing back to us.
MR. WATERS: How's it going, Just Hazel?
Mrs. Lancaster?
MRS. WATERS: Take your time.
Much like Rik Smits.
My bad.
My daughter was eight.
My friend Augustus Waters...
My leg.
My love...
My mother decided that I was depressed.
My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster.
My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster.
My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster...
My young friends.
Needs loving home.
Nervous?
New friend?
Next thing I know, I found myself in an experimental trial.
Nice to meet you guys. BOTH: Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you. I'm Michael.
No idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
No new tumors in your body.
No one could get it under control.
No tumor growth.
No, he didn't write it. Gus wrote it.
No, I don't.
No, I just want to cry and play video games.
No, I mean now.
No, I was just taking a bath.
No, I'm okay.
No, I've got stuff to do. I'm gonna do errands.
No, it's not that kind of a book.
No, it's totally fine.
No, no, no, of course not. Of course not.
No, no, no. Not your cancer story, your real story.
No, no. Please don't call 9 1 1. Please.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No, what's your full name?
No, you did not spend it on him. You spent it on us.
No, you're not!
No, you're right.
No, you're so beautiful.
No? No?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. (STAMMERING) Let me...
No. No.
No. Uh...
Nobody does.
Nope, not a thing.
Nor is a T shirt of a drawing of a thing, the thing itself.
Not bad.
Not because of his superhuman good looks...
Not Disney.
Not much they could do.
Not once. I hate that girl.
Not that I don't trust you, but how could I trust you?
Not that it really matters, but I was his girlfriend.
Not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.
Nothing happens! They're fiction!
Nothing has ever looked like this in all of human history!
Now I know exactly where to line it up.
Now I'm just embarrassed.
Now, certainly, you can run past the tortoise...
Now, we are going to hear from Gus' special friend...
Now, would it?
Nurse! We need a nurse right now!
Oblivion.
Oblivion.
Oblivion's inevitable.
Obviously, about what happens at the end of your book.
Of course I did.
Of course, my lungs still suck at being lungs...
Of course, there is a bigger infinite
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Oh, God.
Oh, Isaac, I'm so sorry. (ISAAC CRYING)
Oh, Isaac, I'm so sorry. (ISAAC CRYING)
Oh, it's super insane. It's... It's... It's... It's crazy!
Oh, my God, Augustus.
Oh, my God, Mom. I'm not worried.
Oh, my God, we're flying.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Hi, hi. I love you.
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
Oh, my God. Yeah, go, go, go!
Oh, my!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, Stop, stop, stop!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS)
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Oh, you did?
Oh, you look so handsome!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Careful!
Oh.
Oh. Oh, wait, the food.
Oh. So, you read your fan mail now?
Oh. That's all right.
Oh. That's just because she can't speak English.
Oh...
Oh... So, yeah.
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay, Hazel Grace?
Okay, Hazel Grace?
Okay, I'm not healthy, and I'm gonna die.
Okay, I'm not seeking political asylum. It's a few days. It's a vacation!
Okay, lungs, you keep your shit together for one week.
Okay, Okay?
Okay, so, now what?
Okay, we've been through this. I was 13.
Okay, well, that's great. But I am not beautiful.
Okay, what's it about?
Okay, yes.
Okay! (LAUGHING)
Okay?
Okay. Gus, listen, why don't you go home?
Okay. What's that?
Omnis cellula e cellula.
On the one hand, you can sugarcoat it.
On the other hand...
On this observer of the universe
On... (GASPS)
One of the first things they ask you in the ER...
One second.
Ooh!
Or any plane.
Or because he only got 19 years
Or between zero and a million.
Or is he just completely misunderstood?
Or Lexapro.
Or maybe your friend, here?
Or they took it, but I just...
Or they took it, but I just...
Or you're gonna off yourselves or...
Or, like, a poem?
Oranjee. Yeah, this is it.
Ours will die with us.
Ours will die with us.
Pain demands to be felt.
Particularly, as you so astutely pointed out,
PATRICK: Oblivion?
Pay attention. Please! Can I go?
People don't understand the promises
Perhaps okay will be our always.
Perhaps some breakfast first, Peter?
Perhaps there's a scenario...
Perhaps we can do some sightseeing?
Peter Van Houten!
Peter, that's enough.
Peter! They're here!
Philippa Foot was an English philosopher...
Please fix this for me.
Please get out of my car!
Please, be nice.
Please, come in.
Please, come in.
Please?
Pretty much worst case scenario.
Radiation.
Rather abrupt? Are you kidding? It's evil!
Ready, Gus?
Ready?
Reality shows.
Really, just keep them coming.
Really?
Really? Yeah.
Remember what you said about Vegas?
Right now?
Right, as your mom, I love this idea.
Right?
Right. Fancy...
Sandwich?
Satellite colony in my lungs.
Scotch?
See this circle?
See this little friend right here?
See, the thing is, we all want to be remembered.
See?
Seeks the butts of children.
Seriously, are you okay?
Set of numbers between zero and two...
Shall I continue?
Shall we?
Shame. Yeah.
She asked me to write one, and I'm trying.
She didn't want a million admirers. She just wanted one.
She had leukemia like Anna?
She hasn't even texted you to make sure you're okay?
She just eats like a bird, she barely leaves the house.
She said she wanted to break up with me before the surgery...
She thinks I have a drinking problem.
She was in the ICU, and I snuck in for 10 minutes...
She's depressed.
She's funny without ever being mean.
She's reading the same book over and over.
She's so beautiful.
She's that kind of girl. But the truth is, her lungs...
Should ever you find yourself in Amsterdam,
Should ever you find yourself in Amsterdam!
Should we go to the Van Gogh Museum?
Sid. Acute lymphoblastic leukemia.
Sir? Uh huh?
Slowly, and then all at once.
So here I am.
So how are your eyes, Isaac?
So I talked to the Genies, and they're all for it.
So if I were you, I would go back inside.
So much depends
So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow
So much depends upon... A blue sky
So now, here he is, divorced, friendless...
So sorry that I spent your wish on that asshole.
So that I can go home, and be by myself and grieve!
So that I can take it to Vegas and marry it.
So this is a glass eye.
So this is the actual bookcase that hid the Frank family.
So we've come here seeking revenge.
So, after that surgery, I'm just gonna be totally blind.
So, are you back in school?
So, can I please go?
So, do they eat a lot of goji berries on Goji Berry Day?
So, I had a PET scan...
So, I looked it up and it sounds amazing.
So, I'd say if I have any fears,
So, I've lost this baby as a result.
So, instead, I'm gonna talk about math.
So, it's your death suit.
So, sorry to one up you, dude.
So, tell me about you.
So, that's what's up. Thanks.
So, they called it The Miracle.
So, we pay for your treatments, your oxygen machines.
So, we're on a date?
So, what happened?
So, yeah, that just happened.
So, you're saying...
So... was it awesome?
Some infinities are simply bigger than other infinities.
Something is wrong.
Sorry, let me clear this for you.
Sorry, she's asleep.
Sorry, the tomatoes are Mexican. (LAUGHS)
Sorry, the, um, stairs...
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds awesome.
Speaking of which, you're probably wondering...
Specifically the following.
Stay healthy?
Steep stairs. I can do it.
Stop it! Do not... He is not my...
Stopped his heart, which was also made of him.
Such a beautiful day.
Support group
Support groups can be a great way
Sure, Gus.
Surely, goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life...
Surgery
Swing set needs home.
Talk to me.
Tell her, Gus.
Terrible.
Testicular.
Than I'm likely to get.
Than I'm likely to get.
Than what he got.
Thank You for Your presence, Lord.
Thank you, ma'am. Wow.
Thank you, though. Have a great life.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
Thank you. It's the first time I've ever worn it.
Thank you. Mmm hmm.
Thank you. Take care. Bye.
Thanks for letting me try it. You're welcome.
Thanks, Gus.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That cares little for individual lives.
That does not include zombies or Stormtroopers.
That he could see that his work has shaped real lives.
That I don't already know.
That is a circle of virgins.
That is amazing.
That is disgusting.
That is exactly what I was asking
That is for you to tell me what happens
That is gonna hurt like hell.
That is my biggest fear, Mom.
That just might work.
That no one really solved it...
That not for a single moment did his courage waver.
That one is not nearly this nice.
That sounds lovely.
That they're making when they make them.
That this cruelty, too, will end.
That would not be wise at this juncture.
That You comfort his friends and family.
That you trying to keep your distance from me
That your last good day is your last good day.
That's a step, right?
That's different.
That's fantastic. Yeah.
That's incredible.
That's incredible.
That's it? Is that all?
That's not the suit you wear to funerals?
That's not the truth. I was wrong.
That's probably why I'm still a virgin.
That's sweet.
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
That's the thing about pain.
That's why.
The antibiotics kicked in.
The author, his name is Peter Van Houten.
The champagne is our gift. Enjoy.
The drug may be worsening the edema.
The Grim Reaper staring you right in the face...
The guide book says it's fancy and very romantic.
The instructor looks over at me, and she says...
The lining of my chest and my liver...
The nurse asked me to rate the pain.
The nurse came in and she called me a fighter.
The only way I could ever authorize a trip like this
The problem, of course, is that there's no way of knowing...
The reason I called it a nine was because I was saving my ten.
The reason I called it a nine was because I was saving my ten.
The Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams.
The sky is making me sad.
The tortoise has a ten yard head start.
The tortoise has moved maybe one yard, and so on, forever.
The trophy? Yeah.
The usual.
The way they do in movies and romance novels...
The whole thing? Yes, this whole thing!
The whole thing.
The young fans with whom you've been corresponding.
Then I'm sorry, but it's not nothing.
Then make something up! (GLASS CLATTERS)
Then what happened?
Then, having made my point, I'll probably put the robot eyes on...
There are infinite numbers between zero and one.
There are many stairs.
There are, like, fifty Magritte references in An Imperial Affliction.
There is nothing that you're gonna tell me about my disease...
There was a time before humans
There ya go.
There you go. Hold on.
There's a beautiful quote in Gus' home that reads...
There's a thought experiment in the field of ethics...
There's always that possibility.
There's no smoking on this plane.
There's point one, point one two, and point one one two, and...
These questions have haunted me for years...
They are Augustus and Hazel...
They cease to exist the moment the novel ends.
They cut most of it out, and he almost died, but he didn't die.
They don't actually hurt you unless you light them.
They drained a liter and a half last night.
They drained the fluid from my lungs.
They have doctors in Amsterdam. And cancer.
They probably texted always to each other 14 million times this year.
They seem so absurd and impractical...
They told me I had an 85 percent chance of being cancer free.
They'll always love each other, and whatnot.
They're good.
They're not in my head, is the only problem.
They're using a skeleton as a playground.
Think of all the beauty in everything around you...
Think of something. The first thing that pops in your head.
This has nothing to do with Gus.
This haunting,
This is all you get.
This is it.
This is just a thing, Hazel.
This is just so hard.
This is my room.
This is not a pipe.
This is not about Monica. This is about you.
This is one sad swing set.
This is the dry. Uh huh. Very good.
This is the truth.
This was the great and terrible ten.
Though I couldn't speak, I held up nine fingers.
Thyroid, stage four.
To answer your question, no, I have not written anything else, nor will I.
To be remembered.
To love him?
To make my parents happy.
To never have to encounter Americans.
To read my book.
To remember Cleopatra or Muhammad Ali or Mozart...
To show us that one day, if we 're lucky. ..
To take out the other eye.
To tell me that the book, and here I quote you directly...
To the book in the first place...
To the literal Heart of Jesus in the next few minutes?
To the right, a little bit.
To your left, a little bit.
Try this.
Try to recapture the happiness within yourself.
Turns out to be so complicated...
Turns out to be so complicated...
Ugh. And you were doing really well, too.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, cancer.
Uh, Lidewij, play Bomfalleralla immediately.
Uh, my folks call them encouragements.
Uh, specifically to those who Anna leaves behind.
Uh, they won't let me in. It's family only.
Uh, thyroid, originally...
Uh, you don't take pot.
Uh, you mean besides the terminal cancer?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... A gentle reminder...
Uh... Me? Yeah, I am excellent.
Um, I was 13 when they found it.
Um, I would love to go on a picnic with you.
Um, I'm Augustus Waters.
Um, nope.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Unexpected.
Until Cantor's proof that some infinities
Until Cantor's proof that some infinities
Until, finally, we're forced to think up a solution.
Van Houten for in my letters.
VAN HOUTEN: I can't do this, Lidewij.
VAN HOUTEN: incurably so.
VAN HOUTEN: Lidewij?
VAN HOUTEN: May I?
VAN HOUTEN: The Americans?
VAN HOUTEN: Who the hell is they, Lidewij?
VAN HOUTEN: You know why I left America, Lidewij.
VAN HOUTEN: You've come a long way.
Van Houten's assistant, emailed her.
Vascular inhibition...
Very few people have been on Phalanxifor as long as Hazel has.
Violates that contract, don't you think?
VoilĂ .
Wait, does it have zombies in it?
Wait, what?
Wait, your hands are so cold.
Wait.
Wanted to thank you for dinner last night.
We are gathered here today
We are going to Amsterdam, right now.
We are going to Amsterdam!
We are Mr. And Mrs. Waters.
We bought them dinner last night?
We could be just like him.
We didn't want you to feel abandoned.
We didn't want you to feel abandoned.
We don't speak Swedish, sir.
We figured the whole thing out. We're going.
We had an amazing trip. (CHUCKLES)
We had surgery on one eye when I was younger...
We have bottled all the stars for you this evening,
We have some questions...
We just hung out, it's not like I'm waiting for him to call me.
We just walked around.
We leave in a month.
We love it.
We love your book. Yeah.
We need to fake pray now.
We really don't know the long term effects.
We should be, though, if they ask. You know?
We thank You, Lord, for the life of Augustus Waters...
We went to Anne Frank House.
We'll tell him you were here.
We're all gonna die pretty soon.
We're flying! (FRANNIE LAUGHING)
We're going to Amsterdam.
We're going to Amsterdam.
We're going to Amsterdam. You can come talk to me.
We're here with J.C.
We're in a silver Jeep at the gas station. (POUNDING)
We're just friends.
We're so relieved.
We're working so hard to eradicate.
We're your parents.
Weird fetishes?
Welcome to my humble abode.
Welcome to Oranjee.
Welcome to the sweet torture of reading An Imperial Affliction.
Well done. Yeah.
Well, Hazel Grace, like so many before you...
Well, I demand to see this swing set of tears.
Well, I was talking to him at the cemetery...
Well, maybe. I don't know.
Well, not all cancers are alike, and yours is particularly unusual, Hazel.
Well, she is, I'm not.
Well, that explains the aura of sophistication.
Well, that is the kind of thing I would know with a fake ID.
Well, that metaphor, it's prohibited on today's flight.
Well, that's some good advice.
Well, the PET scan is encouraging,
Well, then you've got to stay healthy.
Well, they're not so much cold as just under oxygenated.
Well, um, it appears my entire body's made out of cancer now.
Well, we gotta do something about this frickin' swing set.
Well, we're sharing the wish. We're... I mean, he... He... Yeah. We're sharing it.
Well... It's Amsterdam!
What a load of shit, huh, kid?
What a monster.
What about the chemo?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you thinking about?
What can I do for you?
What did you forget?
What happens after his book.
What happens to everyone after Anna dies.
What if you came?
What is this life?
What is with the always?
What, are they wet? Wet hands.
What, do you think that that's cool or something?
What, you're saying that you're totally fine...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Hmm?
What? I haven't told her yet, Isaac.
What? That's howl speak to all my friends.
What? What?
What'd you use it on?
What's going on, guys?
What's in your nose?
Whatever you want.
When did you get so grown up?
When Hazel was sick, I knew I was dying...
When he should've gotten way more.
When I am gone...
When I couldn't catch my breath
When I first got sick...
When it seems like the inexorable decline has suddenly plateaued...
When the cancer, which was made of him...
When the pain is, just for a minute, bearable.
When.
Where beautiful people learn beautiful lessons...
Where do I throw? Just throw hard.
Where nothing is too messed up that can't be fixed...
Where there is hope... Hazel.
Where you going? We're gonna eat something. I have to go.
Which didn't stop them, of course.
Which is what was happening to me.
Which of you is Augustus Waters?
Which you might publish or otherwise share on the internet.
Which, when overexpressed, can contribute to disease, decay...
Who knows, you might even find it enlightening.
Who read your book at my recommendation...
Who wants to share their story with the group?
Who, A, understands what it's like to be dying...
Who's next?
Who's ready for some answers?
Who's way out of my league. Monica.
Whoa!
Whoa! A college girl!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. (FRANNIE GASPS)
Why are you embarrassed?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why don't I play another song?
Why don't you just ask the Genies? Use your wish.
Why not?
Why not? ls there any way we can make that trip happen?
Why stop there? Hmm?
Why would you say that to me?
Why you care so much about your silly questions?
Why you're sitting here eating a bad cheese sandwich...
Will it help me breath, too?
Will you tell me a story?
Will you tell me it?
With an apology and a Peter Gabriel song.
With your teenage daughter running free with an older boy...
Within the numbered days.
Without disappearing into a puddle of tears.
Would anyone else in the group like to speak to that?
Would be if someone familiar with your case...
Would be, um,
Would benefit either them or me.
Would it be absolutely ludicrous...
Wow, yeah, that's something.
Wow! Can We go?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, and turn around. Sit down. There you go.
Yeah, duh. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I guess it is. (HAZEL LAUGHS)
Yeah, I mean, it's a bit pretentious...
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, I used to play.
Yeah, it is indeed. I loved that guy.
Yeah, it's not my thing.
Yeah, just a sec. (SIGHS)
Yeah, Mom, it was awesome!
Yeah, no. Um...
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course. Of course I will.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, put your hand out.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, thank you. Much, much better.
Yeah, um...
Yeah, we're going downstairs. Bye.
Yeah, well, I'm over it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. GUS: Yeah.
Yeah. Make yourself at home.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. This is Hazel Grace.
Yes, and the Dutch Tulip Man.
Yes, but an airplane?
Yes, Hazel?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did. But the ending.
Yes!
Yes! Yeah!
Yes?
Yes.
Yes. I'm so glad that you liked it.
Yet brilliant novelization of my favorite video game.
Yet I cling to them because I still believe...
Yet you seemed so intelligent in print, Mr. Waters.
Yet.
You anoint my head with oil. My cup overflows.
You are a failed experiment in mutation.
You are fated to live out your days... Peter!
You are not still a virgin.
You are special, Augustus.
You called a ten a nine.
You called a ten a nine.
You can let go, sweetie.
You can let go, sweetie.
You can only decrease his lead.
You can't do that!
You can't say stuff like that.
You cannot make me. MICHAEL: Of course we can.
You coming?
You did not use your last dying wish... I was 13.
You did not, you did not!
You didn't ruin our trip.
You die in the middle of a sentence.
You do love your symbols.
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...
You don't need... You know?
You don't send me to support group.
You don't understand.
You feeling better, buddy?
You gave me a forever...
You get me, and you get your family,
You go.
You got it? One more week.
You got this. GUS: All right. Come on.
You gotta get me a fake ID so that I can go to clubs...
You gotta...
You guys are cute.
You guys are gross.
You guys don't have to worry about me.
You guys, this is...
You have to understand, Hazel's still pretty sick.
You heard me.
You just die in the middle of life.
You just do it.
You just ruined this whole thing.
You know how I know? she said.
You know what I mean.
You know, I want more numbers...
You know, I'd kind of hoped that he would be the one eulogizing me.
You know, if I can take what we've been through...
You know, just so you're prepared.
You know, just treat me like I'm not dying.
You know, something they would publish in all the papers, and...
You know, the ones that are famous
You look really nice, by the way.
You need to break something.
You need to go.
You need to make friends, and be a teenager.
You never worry if she's smarter than you...
You okay, Hazel?
You Okay?
You Okay?
You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies.
You remind me of her.
You see, I intend to live an extraordinary life.
You see, we may not look like much...
You think that the only way to lead a meaningful life...
You think?
You two are so adorable.
You used your wish moronically.
You were young, impressionable...
You'll want to read this.
You're a shitty person, but a good writer.
You're a survivor yourself, huh?
You're American.
You're faster than the tortoise,
You're just gonna sit and you're gonna stare at walls...
You're just gonna sit here and wait again.
You're just saying?
You're just so busy being you, you have
You're just too sick.
You're late.
You're not gonna have a life anymore.
You're stage four.
You're what?
You've got a phone call to make.
You've just got a touch of cancer.
Your boy Waters and I corresponded quite a bit in his last days.
Your daughter, she's done a great injustice.
Your driving, while unpleasant, is not technically unsafe.
Your interests, your hobbies,
Your mom and I were just saying the same thing.
Your passions, your weird fetishes.
Your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
Your table, Mr. and Mrs. Waters.
Your turn, Gus.
Yours are the first missives to which I've replied,
Yours most sincerely, Peter Van Houten.
Yours most sincerely, Peter Van Houten.
Yours, with great admiration, Hazel Grace Lancaster.
Zombies? No! (LAUGHING)
...I can't think about the misery...
...on the same journey.
...to go to Disney World.
...was a source of inspiration for each and every one of us.
...will you wear?
...you will read this.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(ANNOUNCING OVER P.A.)
(BAND PLAYING DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(BETH CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CAR ALARM BLARING) That was so exhilarating!
(CAR APPROACHING)
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES) (LAUGHS)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) This is it, look.
(CHUCKLES) You're welcome.
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLAPS)
(CLEARS THROAT) Good evening, Hazel Grace.
(CRYING)
(DIALING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(DRY RETCHING) Take a deep breath.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE STOPS)
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
(EXHALES)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(FRANNIE LAUGHING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) What? Yeah.
(GIRL LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
(GRUNTS) I just want to kick something.
(GUS CHUCKLES)
(GUS CLEARS THROAT)
(GUS LAUGHS)
(GUS WHOOPING)
(HAZEL BREATHING HEAVILY)
(HAZEL EXHALES)
(HAZEL LAUGHING)
(HAZEL SIGHS)
(HAZEL SOBBING)
(HORN HONKING) Whoa!
(HUMMING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(ISAAC CLEARS THROAT)
(ISAAC YELLING)
(KISSES)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Ha ha ha ha...
(LAUGHING) We're going to Amsterdam.
(LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Um...
(LIDEWIJ SPEAKS DUTCH)
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
(LINE RINGING)
(LINE RINGING)
(MAN SPEAKING GERMAN)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(MICHAEL LAUGHS) Can you just get in the car, please?
(MICHAEL SHUSHING)
(MIMICS GROANING)
(MOCKING LAUGH)
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
(PANTING) Pillows don't break.
(PANTING) What's wrong? Sorry.
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
(QUIETLY) No.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Oh, my God.
(SHRIEKS) You did not! You did not!
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(SIGHS LOUDLY) Oh, my gosh,
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Do you know if it hurt or whatever?
(SIGHS) okay
(SINGING) Christ is our friend
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLING)
(SOBBING) I love you.
(SOBBING) Oh, my God.
(SOBBING) Please hurry.
(SOBBING) This is the best news.
(SOBS)
(SOBS) And I don't know... Um...
(SOFTLY) I love you so much, Augustus Waters.
(STAMMERING) And how are you doing?
(STAMMERING) I don't smoke.
(STAMMERING) I wouldn't mind.
(STAMMERING) See, I decided a while back...
(STRAINING)
(STRAINING)
(STRUMS CHORD)
(SWEDISH HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(SWING CREAKING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(VOICE BREAKING) It's so unfair.
(WHISPERING) Don't be afraid.
(WHISPERING) Oh, my God.
(WHISPERS) Don't be afraid.
(WHISPERS) Hi. Gus... again.
(WHISPERS) Thank you.
(WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH)