Battleship (2012) Edit

A Bronze Star in Afghanistan? The same man.

A car that doesn't start. You're living on my couch!

A game change.

A job, or... You said job twice.

A little too much sleep for you? Yes, sir.

A missile, past Iwashiro.

A new alternator belt, so I don't have to drive you everywhere.

A special acknowledgment to Commander Stone Hopper, United States Navy.

A toast.

Acquiring courage.

Acquiring courage.

Admiral Shane!

Adversity is the state in which man

After all these years, that finally just clicked.

Aimed at target.

Alex, it's coming your way!

All engines ahead, flank.

All engines ahead, flank. Aye, sir.

All engines ahead. Aye, sir!

All engines, ahead flank.

All hands, man your battle stations.

All right, let's get her to sea. We have got work to do.

All right, princess, go get 'em.

All right?

All right. Let's go.

All you need to do is call him.

And a bunch of other stuff I don't understand.

And all roads leading to this mountain have been destroyed.

And even if I had a user's manual

And half a man ain't enough to be a soldier.

And has a depth of about two nautical miles.

And his stubbornness cost the United States.

And I am asking your permission to marry your daughter.

And I am sorry I let you down.

And I look forward to seeing you at sea

And I love her.

And I'd like to welcome you on board

And I'm going to talk to your father as soon as I get back.

And I'm madly in love with her.

And identify yourself, over.

And is the right mass to sustain an atmosphere.

And it's some hydration and some oxygen saturation,

And look him straight in the eyes.

And no one has the right to ask any more of you,

And put your ass in the co pilot's seat, sir!

And six weeks to go through it all,

And the helmet is, basically, extreme sunglasses.

And then they will use it to slingshot their transmission.

And they, whatever they are, are somewhere in the middle.

And this dynamic is the following.

And took out 25,000 people?

And we got back an alien response?

And we have no way to hit them from a safe distance.

And?

And? And they have the exact same eyes.

ANGUS: Jimmy! Oh, my God!

ANGUS: That's not going to help, is it?

ANNOUNCER 1: A penalty kick has been awarded to the United States.

ANNOUNCER 1: Big save! Great save!

ANNOUNCER 1: Hopper sails one miles over the crossbar, nowhere near the goal.

ANNOUNCER 1: Hopper... Goal!

ANNOUNCER 1: It was a very poor attempt by the obviously injured Alex Hopper.

ANNOUNCER 1: Looks like it's going to be his little brother, Alex Hopper.

ANNOUNCER 1: Stone Hopper has come up the field.

ANNOUNCER 1: Stone Hopper has placed it perfectly.

ANNOUNCER 1: U.S.A. 's Ordy squares the ball over to number 6, Alan.

ANNOUNCER 2: All eyes on Hopper.

ANNOUNCER 2: And by contact, you mean Nagata kicked him in the face.

ANNOUNCER 2: Big save! Stone Hopper, he's answered every test today.

ANNOUNCER 2: Clever backheel into space...

ANNOUNCER 2: If I was Stone, I would have picked another shooter.

ANNOUNCER 2: Indeed it is, but a storm is brewing on the field

ANNOUNCER 2: We are now into stoppage time. Can the U.S. tie it up?

ANNOUNCER 2: What a heartbreak for the U.S.

Any warship, police or military personnel, please respond, over.

Are the weapons ready?

Are you a Captain?

Are you crazy? That's a museum.

Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship?

Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship?

Are you ready for this? Born.

Are you ready to play with the big boys?

Are you seeing what I am seeing?

Are you sure?

Art of War.

As from now,

As from right this second, there is a new dynamic at play.

As the scrappy U.S.A. team is butting heads with Japan.

Attack by who?

Attack, sir? Really?

Awesome!

Awesome!

Aye, aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Babe, it's a formality.

Babe, you need to get out of there.

BARTENDER: It ain't happening. Chicken burrito her.

Base course, 2 2 0. Speed, 25.

BASE OFFICER: Comms are down up here. You got anything?

Battleships are great ships.

Be safe and keep charging.

Be safe out there, look out for each other and keep charging.

Bearing is 2 3 2 true, approximately 8,000 yards.

Beast, flashlight.

Beast, I didn't know five seconds ago, and I don't know now.

Beast, update.

Because if so, they have gone way too far.

Because the Chinese have sampled it.

Because they might want to fuel up their jets.

Because this is my pet lizard, sir. Penelope the Third.

Been working on a destroyer, haven't you?

Before being de commissioned and replaced

Before being de commissioned and replaced

Being especially free of admirers then.

Best cover your ears.

Boom.

Bra, I've never...

Brace.

BRIDGE OFFICER: Captain on the bridge!

Bridge, main control. I got eight boilers hot.

Bridge, starboard lookout. I've got an unknown surface contact.

Bridge, TAO. I've got nothing at 2 3 7.

Bring up chart plot.

Bronson is going to take it.

Bronson!

BROWLEY: Are you kidding me?

But for an Earth like planet, the distance is just right.

But I'm asking.

But other places were also affected.

But that's not what it means.

But then there's destroyers, which are just awesome.

But they are kind of like dinosaurs.

But they are kind of like dinosaurs.

But this is boob ish behavior.

But wasting lives will not help.

But we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea.

But... No means no, Hopper.

By the way, that girl you were trying to impress last night,

Cal! Huh?

Cal.

Cal.

Calm down, okay? I'm going to frigging save you.

Captain Lou, Malaysia.

Captain Nagata kindly reached out to help.

Captain Nagata, Japan.

Captain Nagata.

Captain! Captain!

Captain.

Cell phones, radios, Internet, everything is shut down.

CHAIRMAN: Mr. Secretary, four of the five objects landed in the Pacific Ocean.

Champion, when I was 12.

Chart plot. Bring it up.

Check safe, check clear. Check safe, check clear.

Cheers.

Chicken burrito, roger that.

Chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Chief Moore. OFFICER: Sir.

Clear the bridge. Clear the bridge!

Closed, number one is armed.

Combat, Captain. I have a visual on the track bearing 2 3 7 on the horizon.

Come along, Hopper.

Come on, Beast.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Hopper, cozy up to Nagata.

Come on, Jimmy! Whoo!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, take the picture, Beast.

Come on, you with me?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Damn it!

Come on. We're just about there.

COMMANDANT: We are in contact with Admiral Shane of Pacific Fleet.

Commander.

Commence air operations.

Communications?

Congratulations to Japan, our 2012 RIMPAC Cup winners.

Contact DESRON ONE. Commence anti submarine warfare exercises.

Contact ETA, 21 seconds.

Contact is seven miles out, and closing fast.

Cooperation and collaboration amongst the countries is the goal.

Copy that. I love you.

Copy that. Signal the John Paul Jones.

Copy, sir.

CORA: But, sir, that's the wrong direction!

CORA: Contact, two miles out.

CORA: Foxtrot, 2 4.

CORA: General quarters, general quarters.

CORA: Nothing, sir.

CORA: Roger. Echo 1 1.

CORA: Roger. Echo 1 1.

CORA: Saddle Ridge will be in weapons range in five minutes.

Correct.

Correct. But I don't think they can see us, either.

Could I get a beer and a chicken burrito, please?

Dad?

Did he just say Jerry Lewis?

Did you get me that?

Did you see it?

Dismissed.

Display NOAA data.

Do not waste a wish on a girl.

Do you have a piece of equipment that can make a call?

Do you have anything to say to me? Anything?

Do you know who her father is?

Do you realize you're still the same man that won the Golden Gloves at 22?

Do you think that looks like a door? ANGUS: A door?

Do you think that this could be some

Do you understand that?

Do you want to die today? Do you want to die?

Don't get too close to it.

Don't you have something more important you should be doing right now?

Drop it now!

Drop port anchor. What?

Easy...

Eat it! Take it! Let go! Let go.

Elevation? 2 2 0.

Enjoy these naval exercises, Hopper.

Especially you, gentlemen. It's a true honor.

Establish communications, reinforcements, follow on forces.

Every 24 hours, our station in Hawaii

Everything you've got!

Examples of the finest men to have ever served in any navy.

Excellent.

EXECUTIVE OFFICER: We've lost contact with base. All comms are offline.

Eye on spotter, sir.

Fire a warning shot. One round, ten mil, left offset.

Fire control is offline. I need three minutes.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire! CIC, fire!

Fire. Fire.

Firing mechanism reset! Secure the hatch.

First off, I'd like to welcome you all to the RIMPAC International Naval War Games.

First, we are bringing all available resources to bear.

Five minutes, starting now.

For extraordinary heroism.

For your exceptional heroism and gallantry in combat operations.

Forget World Cup, this is the RIMPAC Cup final.

Four hours, I copy.

Freeze!

From here on, until I state otherwise, there will be no more debate,

From RIMPAC?

G'day!

G'day. Shut up.

Get me the Sampson. Yes, sir.

Get me to the John Paul Jones.

Get on your gun. Yes, sir.

Get on your gun. Yes, sir.

Get out of here!

Get out to Coronado and get your hands dirty with the big boys?

Get ready for overtime.

Get the guns online and we're going to ram this thing!

Get the guns online, and we ram this thing.

Get them out of the water.

Get up.

Get your ass to CIC.

Get your goddamn eye on that spotter!

Give me your permission.

Give Tony my best, but I don't need you

Go mess with him and see what happens.

Go, go, go!

Go, that's your call. Knock 'em out.

Good afternoon, Sampson.

Good choice.

Good job out there, Dad.

Good morning, Mr. Zapata.

Good to be here.

Good.

Goodbye, everyone.

Got it, chief.

Got it, sir. On my camera.

Got some weird activity on all the radar screens.

Great start.

Great, you and Mustard can go and make some memories on Mauna Kea.

GUARD: That way, sir.

GUNNER: Gentle, boys. Gentle, gentle.

GUNNER: Loaded.

GUNNER: Stop! WALTER: Clear!

GUNNER: We need help! We need to get the carrier over here!

GUNNER: We need help! We need to get the carrier over here!

Had the highest overall rating last year.

Happy birthday, little brother.

Happy birthday. Blow out your candle and make a wish.

Hard left rudder.

Hard starboard.

Hard starboard. Aye, sir!

Has also made impact with the Pacific Ocean.

Has anyone called the Chinese? Because this is no meteor.

He could send this into overtime.

He doesn't hate you. Shut up. Shut up.

He hates me.

He hates the man.

He is a great humanitarian, sir.

He is definitely concussed.

He loves his daughter, she loves you. He's going to respect that.

He refused to come out of the game

He runs the whole damn fleet!

He said, One day we would find them,

He said, We ain't alone.

He said...

He was a handsome man.

He's a tactical actions officer

He's going to smash my face in.

He's losing his mind, all over again.

He's not dead! He's not dead!

He's not going to smash your face in.

HELICOPTER GUNNER: Abandon 9 30!

Hello, Hopper.

HELMSMAN: Sir, we have a hull breach.

Help me!

Here we go.

Hey, Lieutenant, you good?

Hey, Mike. Admiral.

Hey, ref! (WHISTLE BLOWING)

Hey, wait up! Don't leave! Don't leave!

Hey. I thought you would be out of range by now.

Hi, Dr. Nogrady.

Hit it!

Hmm...

Holy shit!

Holy shit! A hit, sir! Hit!

Home of Planet G.

Homer, sir.

Hopper needs five minutes of your time.

Hopper, let's go, come on. Hopper!

HOPPER: Get in there!

HOPPER: I have around five minutes of left time.

HOPPER: It's a buoy.

HOPPER: Pearl Harbor here, we're approximately here,

HOPPER: Raikes...

HOPPER: Status of weapons?

HOPPER: That buoy is underwater.

HOPPER: This way.

HOPPER: What do you see?

HOPPER: Where did we find it?

HOPPER: Yes, yes, I knew that.

Hopper!

Hopper!

Hopper! There's a helo headed for the Sampson.

Hopper?

How about now? GUNNER: Still a little tight.

How are we looking? It's all reef.

How are your driving skills?

How do you track water displacement?

How is he?

How is it that you screw everything up?

How you doing? Burritos, right there.

I ain't never seen an alien. Have you ever seen an alien?

I am hoping somebody here can explain this to me.

I am looking at it, Mr. Strodell.

I am sensing a lot of anger.

I am sorry, I don't have that number.

I am with NASA.

I began to fall.

I believe it's for that asset they have domed the islands.

I can see fish, Ordy. Come on, man.

I can't because it's down there, in that nest of aliens.

I can't get a line on it.

I can't get a line on it.

I can't.

I couldn't get Beyonce either.

I do not possess that kind of courage.

I don't have a death wish, thank you very much.

I don't know what to do, sir.

I don't know what you're thinking, sir.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Wherever it is they're from.

I don't need radar.

I don't think so.

I don't.

I doubt it takes much to freak him out.

I feel you.

I got a burrito! I got it!

I got it!

I got it! Firing it up!

I got tazed.

I got this guy, Tony. He said he can get you a construction job.

I hope I ain't around when that day comes.

I hope so, sir. Call me, Hopper.

I just don't get it, man.

I kept telling them no, and they kept...

I know you will, sir.

I like it.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you, too.

I love you. I love you.

I may be free of admirers right now but there is still time?

I mean, even I couldn't get Beyonce.

I mean, I'm not saying that you are a boob,

I need that round. We need to bring it to turret two.

I need to know when we round this point if we can hold her tight.

I need you and your friend off of this mountain right now.

I need you off this mountain, right now.

I said, it's going to be like Columbus and the Indians,

I saved the world.

I swear you said, Donald Trump. Want to clarify?

I think I heard a Mike Tyson, as well.

I think I will have a chicken burrito.

I told them it was a bad idea, but they kept yanking.

I told them that something like this could happen.

I want a chicken burrito.

I want every available plane on this ship in the air, now!

I want everything loaded.

I want you to focus on that green marker,

I was actually talking about you, Nagata.

I was within the rules. Really?

I will get you your chicken burrito.

I will personally...

I would like the Commanding Officers to come to the stage.

I would like you to send a team over and take a closer look.

I'll do it the second you come up here

I'll tell you what, boys, this is a head stumper.

I'm a pretty lucky guy, you know that?

I'm Cal Zapata. We sent out a beacon.

I'm encountering some severe...

I'm far from more aware than you of the need to get inside there.

I'm fine. Bronson, you're gonna take this.

I'm fine. I don't need your help.

I'm going in. You're not going in.

I'm going to walk up to him, man to man,

I'm hungry.

I'm keeping you on your toes.

I'm nervous. Shades off.

I'm not getting in. This is your show, now.

I'm not sure how you say it in English.

I'm not sure.

I'm over it.

I'm skeptical that Hopper is 100 percent.

I'm sorry, but there is no possible way that I'm going down there.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I messed up.

I'm squared away.

I'm the idiot that's going to kick it through your keeper's face.

I'm thinking an Arleigh Burke class destroyer

I'm wishing you success and growth, and happiness.

I've always stayed out of your business, haven't I?

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I've got five distinct objects...

If a planet's too far away from its sun, it's too cold.

If five ships can do this, what do you think 50 can do,

If he's human, could you have him put the gun down?

If Hopper scores, the U.S. will go into overtime.

If I could get to my spectrum analyzer, then, theoretically,

If it gets hit by a wave, it transmits a signal.

If it's too close to its sun, it's too hot.

If Jimmy says he's getting in, he's getting in!

If there is intelligent life out there, and they come here

If they have lost their communication ship, how could they do that?

If they have lost their communication ship, how could they do that?

If we return to Pearl

If you can't...

If you change your mind... I won't.

If you did, it was only in reference to the fact

If you give me five minutes

If you have to tell me 1, 2, 3, you don't start with

If you want to talk about anything...

If you'll just give me one second...

In presenting the Navy Cross to Commander Stone Hopper

In the face of overwhelming enemy force.

In the Pacific Ocean, off the coast of Hawaii.

Incoming on the right!

Incoming, headed for the John Paul Jones.

Incoming! Incoming!

India 3 7.

India 3 7. Loaded.

Is about to rain hell down on this mountaintop.

Is everyone accounted for?

Is everyone all right?

Is everyone all right? OFFICER 1: All good, Chief.

Is my back all right?

Is that accurate?

Is there anything besides anger in there, Mick?

Is this some kind of exercise?

It appears the event is headed your way.

It has the resources that could take this entire mountain out.

It is my great pleasure to present you with a Silver Star

It is my great privilege to recognize

It isn't anything from this planet.

It only orbits into range once every 24 hours.

It should be right there, but we are not seeing anything.

It still makes no sense.

It takes a fortuitous bounce.

It will take a miracle to keep her off the reef.

It would be a thankful honor

It would be an honor to have your permission to marry her.

It would be an honor to have your permission.

It's a start, Mick.

It's a stupid, nincompoop idea.

It's closed. Too late, pal.

It's fine.

It's going down!

It's going to be a great year.

It's going to be like Columbus and the Indians.

It's heading towards us.

It's literally not of this Earth.

It's made of a material that does not exist in the periodic table.

It's me speaking, you listening. Me saying, you doing.

It's more like a pulse, it's not a brick wall. There are gaps, okay?

It's my birthday and my wish.

It's not impossible.

It's right there. Please?

It's so close to the way we say it.

It's something in the neighborhood

It's still unclear exactly what it was that hit Hong Kong.

It's the North Koreans, I'm telling you.

It's too late to eat a burrito. Too many complex carbs.

It's weird, man.

It's weird, man.

It's your ship, sir. You're senior officer, sir.

JACKIE: ...or anything that might be out there listening.

JACKIE: It seems as though NASA is setting up shop

Japan, 2. The United States, 1.

Jerry Lewis?

JIMMY: Incoming, incoming! Sir, they're coming from both directions!

JIMMY: Negative, sir.

JIMMY: One of their transporters must have crashed

JIMMY: Sir, if I could just have a minute.

JIMMY: What the heck is that?

JIMMY: Who is this guy?

John Paul Jones, Charlie Oscar.

John Paul Jones, this is Sampson, Charlie Oscar.

Johnny, chicken burrito her.

Johnny.

JOOD: Incoming, incoming!

JOOD: Sir, they're bringing up all the rounds from the lower mag right now.

Just like the great Jerry Lewis.

Just make sure you're on it!

Just not today.

Just one twist of the key and we will be good.

Just the helmet. Just the helmet.

Just the radio frequencies.

Keep going. Just a little bit more.

Keep the ship out of the surf and spray...

Kitchen's closed, Hopper.

Klyvich is offline. Should be back in two minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare to bear witness to the making of history.

Lawrencium?

Lead with that next time. Okay, Danny?

Left, hard rudder! Left, hard rudder, sir!

Legs on.

Let me remind you that this is a combat vessel

Let's give them a warning, Helmsman.

Let's go, we have to jump!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

Let's see if we can't buy the world another day.

Let's take these bastards somewhere they don't want to go.

Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired, Mick Canales.

Lieutenant Commander Alex Hopper.

Lieutenant Hopper, what an honor. Thank you for joining us.

Lieutenant!

Light it up!

Light them up.

Light your cupcake and raise your glass.

Like destroyers.

Like, We're going to need a new planet kind of bad feeling.

Listen, they're here at the satellite array at Saddle Ridge, do you copy?

Lock down the ship!

Love you, too.

Make sure your ass is on it.

Making significant contact with Hong Kong,

MAN 1: Let's all be seated.

Man, look at yourself.

MAN: Hey, Jack!

MAN: Just scramble the jets, Admiral.

MAN: Keep your feet together.

MAN: Stand up nice and tall.

MAN: What the hell is Hopper doing?

Many governments have declared martial law.

May I please marry your daughter?

May this be a great year for you.

Maybe we should call NASA.

Maybe we should call the Air Force,

Me and my crew, we're going to have to be on our toes this year

Me neither.

MICK: Any station this net, any station this net, this is a call for help.

MICK: Just get in the vehicle. Let's go.

MICK: Keep going!

MICK: We better get gone, too.

Mick!

Mick! Don't leave me alone.

Mick! Where are you going?

Mildly impressive, Hopper.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Most easily becomes acquainted with himself

Move like water?

MULLENARO: Fire!

Multinational maritime exercise.

Mustard's dead. Mustard got hit by a dump truck.

My brother would have done the same.

My chair is your chair, sir.

My dad said they would come. He said it my whole life.

My dog, Mustard, could climb this mountain.

My feet can't get any closer.

My God.

My grandmother could climb this mountain.

My radar's totally down, sir.

My uplink never misses. It's not going to miss.

My way is much more simple.

My words.

Nagata made contact with Hopper inside the box.

NASA DIRECTOR: We are looking at the very real possibility

NASA have called us. They're on the phone right now.

NASA?

Natsu campu.

Negative, sir, it's moving all over the place.

Negative, sir.

Negative, sir.

Negative.

Never been more sure of anything in my life.

NEWSCASTER 1: RIMPAC is the world's largest

NEWSCASTER 2: RIMPAC is a military ballet of 14 navies...

NEWSCASTER 3: 20, 000 Navy personnel.

NEWSCASTER 3: Relationship building is the key.

NEWSCASTER 4: Not all the action is taking place out on the water.

NEWSCASTER: The news has sparked global unrest as populations panic,

Nice one. It's a joke, right?

No more discussion, no more compromise!

No problem. We will get a team in the water right away.

No, he's not a Captain because he's always late. Come on.

No, sir. I got nothing, sir!

No, they're gone. They're gone.

No, we are not.

No! Let's just...

No.

No.

No.

No. Great. All right.

NOGRADY: It is the strong belief of the Chinese

NOGRADY: Looking at the grid patterns,

NOGRADY: The Air Force is online.

NOGRADY: Today really marks the first stage

NOGRADY: What is it, Parker? Take a look at this.

Not dead! Not dead!

Not even close.

Not good, sir. Not good.

Not much.

Not today.

Not your driving.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch.

Now!

Now.

Of an unprecedented technological advancement.

OFFICER 2: (ON RADIO) Just heard something on Level Four.

OFFICER: All right, let's start this turn! JOOD: Aye, sir!

OFFICER: Confirm Lieutenant Hopper en route.

OFFICER: Securing SPY, sir.

Oh, brother, somebody is going to kiss the donkey.

Oh, my God! My back!

Oh, my God! What the hell? (SCREAMS)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, is he a cyborg? Are you guys with them?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Move it, Raikes!

Oh, uh, Dr. Nogrady is on the phone for you, too.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh!

Okay, calm down. I can't.

Okay, go. I'm all over it.

Okay, sir, I put the helmet on,

Okay, so they can't see us and we can't see them.

Okay.

Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

Okay. Thank you!

On a ship of your own command, soon.

On the other side of the barrier.

On the radar, sir.

On this outstanding exercise...

On what we know about the situation in Hawaii.

One looks where he kicks,

One minute left.

Only, we're the Indians.

Or 500 or 5,000 or 500,000?

Or I'm going to break my steel leg off into your ass.

Or the Conquistadors and the Incans.

Or they would find us.

Or Tony's help, for that matter.

Ord, get your ass to the lee helm.

Ordnance?

Ordy, anything?

Ordy, anything?

Ordy, is it possible? Can you do it?

Ordy, stop talking for a second.

Ordy, you are way too close! Come left!

Our communications station in Hawaii has the ability

PILOT 1: That's a negative on all frequencies.

PILOT 2: Kill the engines!

Place Mount 51 in remote, batteries released.

Please don't waste it.

Port barrel. Ready to rock and roll.

Port side ready!

Potentially perfect for sustaining life.

Prepare to be boarded.

Prepare yourself.

Probably.

Purrs like a kitten.

Raikes, up.

Raikes, you better be there.

Raikes, you're with me. Let's go!

Raikes!

Raikes! Get to the gun plot, finger on the trigger.

Rapid, continued fire!

Ready to fire.

Ready to fire. Fire!

Ready to rock and roll, sir.

Reagan control, this is Rough Rider 4 0 4.

Real bad idea, Lieutenant.

Really?

Receiving this award, on behalf of his brother,

Release the anchor.

Reload! Reload!

Request you establish communications

Right around Diamond Head, here.

Right here in our own backyard.

Right here! You're almost there, come on!

Right in the middle of your back.

Right now, our navy is effectively trapped outside the area.

Right now, you're going to acquire that courage,

Roger that.

Roger that. How would you suggest that I prepare myself, sir?

Roger.

Romeo 2 6.

RONNIE: We think there's something inside of it.

Rough Rider 4 0 4, come in. Do you copy?

Rough world.

Run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo.

SAILOR 1: We've got two down, sir!

SAILOR 2: Go, go, go! Get in the water! Go!

Sam, how are your driving skills?

SAM: Can you hear me?

SAM: How is it?

SAM: Mick, put your gun down.

SAM: Slow breaths, slow breaths.

SAM: That's the John Paul Jones.

SAM: You're doing pretty good for a guy who doesn't want to be hiking.

Sam?

Sam's a physical therapist now.

Satellite dishes here on Oahu

Saving the world is one thing, Hopper. My daughter is quite another.

Scientists have confirmed there was a UFO landing

Scope, 2 3 7, what do you got? Stand by.

Scotland, Germany, France, even Iowa.

Second coordinate, Romeo, 2 6.

See that?

Sending out very powerful signals into deep space

SHANE: And fought in World War ll...

SHANE: Captain Jacks, Australia.

SHANE: Sir, I can't explain this.

She told you about that?

She went absolutely crazy because she can't handle the sunlight.

She's armed.

She's everything I have,

She's smart, kind, beautiful, funny,

Shit!

Shit!

Shut up, man. What the hell is happening?

Shut up. G'day.

Sir,

Sir, at this point we are working on a couple of theories.

Sir, CIC reports both Spy and Fire control radar cannot lock on.

Sir, do you really want to attack this thing?

Sir, give me your permission. What's your deal?

Sir, I can try, but I don't know what...

Sir, if you would please just give me an order.

Sir, it was a fluke accident. The bathroom floor was wet.

Sir, please! Set the course to 3 1 0.

Sir, the Myoko is sinking!

Sir, we're hot over here. Missiles good to go.

Sir, we're unable to contact the Sampson.

Sir!

Sir?

Sir? Turret two is 500 feet away.

Sir.

Sir.

Sir.

Sir. Sir. Sir.

Sir...

Sixty five dollars to your name?

Slingshot where?

So far, only five ships have made contact.

So if they miss it, they have to wait.

So we can track without radar.

So, now you're messing with my job. My life!

So, what is it?

So, why don't I see...

Something very peculiar.

Son.

Sorry, kitchen's closed.

Sounds like fun.

Stand fast, Mr. Hopper.

Stand up tall. All right. I had enough of this.

Starboard side, armed.

Start transmission.

State your identity and position. Over.

STONE: Another round, birthday boy.

STONE: I want everyone to stay frosty.

STONE: That's the John Paul Jones, right?

STONE: Yeah.

STONE: You all right?

STONE: You're not going to call him, are you?

Stop messing things up, okay?

Stop worrying about this and walk up and do what you got to do.

Strike!

Summer camp.

Summer camp...

Super secret Navy surprise exercise?

Sure looks that way.

Talking to yourself, Mr. Hopper?

Tango 1 9.

Tango 1 9. Loaded.

Targets are holding defensive formation.

Taylor, did you break this son of a bitch?

Team leader Alex Hopper has got to do something to rally the troops here.

Tell me where this came from. Stop.

Tell Nagata I'm going in, with or without him.

Tell them to have it ready when we get there.

Thank God. I'm okay.

Thank you, that's very sweet.

Thank you.

Thank you. I love you. Thank you, Daddy.

That book is Chinese.

That is the right distance from its star to hold water

That is weird. Seriously, Dr. Nogrady?

That seems a bit juvenile, wouldn't you say?

That this is legitimate extraterrestrial contact.

That what crashed into Hong Kong

That would be incredibly, incredibly bad.

That you both project great physical intensity, sir.

That's a collision course! Are you clear on that?

That's a ship.

That's all I have ever known.

That's an order.

That's correct.

That's enough. What do you mean?

That's flattering.

That's Hopper.

That's not good.

That's not splitting off. That thing is breaking apart.

That's not your name.

That's perfect, because look!

The Bellboy and original The Nutty Professor.

The burrito girl?

The cop left the keys on his belt.

The engines haven't been started in a decade.

The fact that you know that infuriates me beyond words.

The fifth one appeared to have broken apart

The final, as we sign off,

The firing systems are all analog.

The greatest fighting ship in American naval history.

The incoming tracks.

The island's under attack.

The many men and women who demonstrated exceptional gallantry

The Mighty Mo, the U.S.S. Missouri.

The Myoko? Yes, sir, it is.

The Navy?

The only element they've been able to identify is lawrencium.

The other looks where he doesn't kick.

The same way we did.

The score is 2 nil, Japan.

The U. S. is finally on the board, showing some signs of life

The U.S.S. Missouri was the final battleship

Then set course to 3 1 0.

There are sailors in the water, sir!

There are two kinds of idiots, Hopper.

There is a way. Away?

There will also be sporting events here on land.

There! Go!

There's another one.

There's no satellite to receive the transmission.

These are planets that share a similar relationship with their sun

They are headed straight for me.

They are likely to be your last.

They are locked in on my signal.

They are probably going to kick you out of the Navy.

They believe whatever made impact with Hong Kong,

They just thought, No, they will be sweet.

They killed my brother and every man on his ship!

They're dead! CO and XO are dead.

They're designed to dish it out like the Terminator.

They're designed to take hits, like a floating punching bag.

They're going to transmit a signal and establish communication.

They're still on the ship.

This is an emergency call. Can anyone hear me?

This is bullshit.

This is going to be sweet.

This is my property.

This is the U. S. Navy warship John Paul Jones.

This is U.S.S. John Paul Jones,

This really helps.

This ship is 70 years old. It's totally outdated.

This sucker's really jumping around.

This sucker's really jumping around.

This will not happen again. Do I make myself clear?

This year I'm quoting from Coach John Wooden.

THOM: Are going to open it, Jimmy?

THOM: What is that?

Thomas and Potts fished him right out of the water with a grappling hook.

Those few whose actions deserve special note.

Those things work!

Thousands of sailors on dozens of ships

Three minutes, tops.

Thumbs up, that helps.

Time! Time! Time!

To be completed by the United States

To have your permission to honor your hand.

To send a message to deep space via the Landsat 7 satellite.

Today I want to update the American people

Train all three turrets to 2 1 0.

Transmitting displacement data.

Trump

Tsunami buoys. Tsunami buoys?

Turn it off now!

Turn it up!

Turn the damned thing off!

Typical.

Ugh.

Unknown vessel in the vicinity of 1 5 degrees, 3 7 minutes north,

Unknown, inbound at the horizon.

Unless we have a plain line of sight.

Valor and courage were exhibited by so many

Vampire, vampire, vampire. Killing with CIWS.

Very good movies.

Very perceptive of you.

VETERAN: Good, sir. Good, sir.

VETERAN: Status of turret three?

VETERAN: Status of turret two?

VETERAN: Turret three is down.

Vic, leave your car here. We'll go block the road.

VINCE: It looked like a jet.

Wait, let me just fix that.

Wait, what's going on? Why?

WALTER: ls there anything I can do to help?

WALTER: LT! Lieutenant, get up!

WALTER: Sir, there are sailors in the water.

WALTER: What is it? Lost cargo? Chinese?

Was some sort of communications ship.

WATCH OFFICER: Alpha Bravo. Sampson, this is Alpha Bravo.

WATCH OFFICER: Sir, we just got word from Pearl.

Water displacement.

We are all going to die.

We are going to die.

We are going to take a walk.

We are here to crush every other ship.

We are here to sharpen our skills as a team.

We are looking for patterns of water displacement.

We are not here in this weapons room to learn.

We are tracking something splintering off of the main group.

We beam to Landsat 7.

We can't get in and they can't get out.

We can't. Everything is jammed.

We could find a frequency we could broadcast on...

We don't know. Whatever it is, it took out the marine base

We fall back. Bang, again.

We got one round of high explosive back aft in turret three.

We got to get off this mountain.

We got to go.

We have begun to identify so called Goldilocks planets.

We have finally managed to identify one planet

We have no ships left.

We have no weapons to attack with, sir.

We have one.

We have with us today, veterans from the Missouri

We knew that. You look good.

We need the Marines. We need the Army. We need all of them.

We need to get in there!

We need you now.

We only have one round left, right?

We sc****d together what we could, sir. But it's not much.

We still don't have enough crew to fire it up.

We will discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.

We would practice it as a contingency plan.

We're about to kiss these rocks, Ordy!

We're all going to die!

We're going to be close maneuvering with 13 nations out here.

We're hit!

We're looking at an extinction level event.

We're trapped out here.

We've been doing it to America for 20 years.

We've got about five hours.

We've lost communication with everyone

WEAPONS OFFICER: Mount 51 has been designated.

Weird?

Welcome to Day One of the RIMPAC naval war games.

Welcome, everybody. It's really great to see you all here today.

Were there men out on that bridge wing?

Were you in the rules when you kicked me in the face?

What are you going to say?

What do you hold in that bearing?

What do you mean, Bronson? No, negative.

What do you need, son?

What do you want us to do, Hopper?

What do you want?

What does that mean? How are my driving skills? They're horrible.

What happened? OFFICER: Captain and XO are dead.

What I'm saying is that our visitors seem extraordinarily concerned

What I'm saying is that our visitors seem extraordinarily concerned

What is NASA present in this room for?

What is that shit?

What is that?

What is wrong with you?

What kind of chuckwagon...

What my daughter sees in you is a great mystery to me.

What the hell are they doing? Why aren't they attacking?

What the hell are those things?

What the hell are you guys doing up here?

What the hell is he doing?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell? Are you going to stand there, staring at me?

What the...

What time is sunrise?

What was that, Petty Officer Raikes?

What was that?

What we know right now is we can't target them

What?

What?

What?

What? No.

What's Landsat 7?

What's the difference between a battleship and a destroyer?

What's wrong with you, drama queen?

What's your name?

When is the satellite in position?

When we fire, they will know where we are.

When?

Where in the Pacific?

Where is he? I wish he was standing right here.

Where's the captain? Where is he?

Which I have no idea how to fire up.

Which idiot are you?

Which is even better.

Which is why I think it's a perfect time for you to talk to my dad.

Which is, rather grandly, entitled Planet G.

Which will amplify and relay the signal to our targeted planet

Which would be fine, but they are steam,

Who are we shooting at? I do not know.

Who are you?

Who can?

Who do I call to teach you humility?

Who is communicating what? To who?

Who talks like that?

Who, along with his outstanding crew and ship,

Who?

Who's Hopper?

Who's in charge?

Who's next full senior?

Who's running the ship? Hopper.

Whoa.

Whoo!

Why am I staring at a lizard?

Why are you here?

Why? Because we are still alive.

Why? CORA; Do if.

Will you shut up?

Wish for a job, an apartment.

With a more modern fleet of vessels,

With an attempt to communicate with anyone...

With establishing a line of communication home.

With my vessel on VHF channel 16,

With the score, 2 1, Japan.

With very weak character, leadership and decision making skills.

With what words?

Without having outperformed every other ship on that ocean,

Without radar, we have no way to track them, correct?

Would it be funny if I punched you in the face?

Would that be funny? Stop it.

Yacht? Satellite?

Yeah, Art of War. Fight the enemy where they aren't.

Yeah, I love it. A two piece meal.

Yeah, I was.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, man. Really weird.

Yeah, that's correct.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Get it.

Yes, sir, I can do it.

Yes, sir, there were.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Come on, easy. Easy.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. You think you've got what it takes?

Yes, we have checked. It's not the Russians, it's not the Chinese.

Yes! Yes, I do.

Yes. SAM: Yes.

Yo, Saunders, we've ended up in a department

You are a very smart individual

You are going to die. I am going to die.

You are joining me in the Navy.

You are saying that we sent out a signal

You are.

You better not be up there.

You both think this is a joke and you are very much mistaken.

You can call him or join me in the Navy.

You can do it.

You can't track anything without radar.

You dirty, cheating, sneaky...

You ever seen anything like this?

You ever seen anything like this?

You feel me?

You got nothing on Jay Z.

You got to start prioritizing your information.

You got to stop tapping.

You got to stop tapping.

You guys make a great couple. Are we dating now?

You have 15 seconds. Go.

You have got so much potential.

You have got to make some calls. There has got to be...

You have them surrounding your islands,

You heard him. Display NOAA data.

You just threatened one of my sailors.

You know I will throw your ass off this ship.

You know that girl?

You know what else he said?

You know what I mean?

You look dapper.

You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.

You look so cute.

You may want to come take a look at this.

You men have given so much to your country,

You need to destroy the facility. We have four hours.

You ready to get your ass off that big gray monster,

You ready?

You remember Sam?

You remember Sam?

You say that satellite will be in position in three hours?

You see? I don't think that they can handle the sunlight either.

You try anything else on?

You want me to send up another plane?

You would grow up, you would mature a bit!

You would learn from your mistakes.

You're 26, and what have you got? You got, what?

You're freaking him out, Mick.

You're going to go get it.

You're saying E.T. wants to phone home?

You're saying that a flying telephone cratered

You're tapping. You're the loud one.

You're welcome. You're very welcome.

You've got skills, but I have never ever seen a man waste them like you.

You've got to go down and get them.

Your daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Your last therapist says that you lost the will to fight.

Your wish came true, honey. Go get him.

YUGI: Let's go! Let's go!

YUGI: Our heads go bang.

8:43 a.m.

600 long tons, sir. Just enough for a maintenance run.

...or you will plunge to destruction.

(ALARM BEEPING)

(ALARM WAILING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(ALL EXCLAIM IN SHOCK)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(APPLAUSE)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(BEEPING)

(BELCHES) Chicken burrito time, I'm out.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(CELTIC PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(CRASHING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(EXCLAIMING IN JAPANESE)

(GASPS) Stay down!

(GREETS IN JAPANESE)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Chicken burrito.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HIGH PITCHED RINGING)

(HOLLOW BANGING)

(HOPPER YELLS)

(HOPPER YELLS)

(HORN HONKING)

(HUMMING) (THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

(HYDRAULIC HISSING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INDISTINCT)

(JIMMY WHISTLING)

(MUFFLED CHEERS)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(SAILORS CLAMORING)

(SAILORS SHOUTING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIREN CHIRPS)

(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(STATIC CRACKLING)

(STATIC CRACKLING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING) (MUSIC STOPS)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(WHISTLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

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