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Head of State (2003) Head of State is a hilarious political comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Chris Rock, who also

Head of State (2003)

Head of State is a hilarious political comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Chris Rock, who also stars as the lead character. The cast includes Bernie Mac, Tamala Jones, Dylan Baker, and Robin Givens. This satirical masterpiece tells the story of Mays Gilliam (Chris Rock), a local Washington D.C. alderman, who is unexpectedly selected as a replacement presidential candidate. With the help of his eccentric brother, played by Bernie Mac, Mays embarks on an unexpected, yet uproariously funny campaign trail, where he challenges the political establishment and shakes up the status quo.

The movie is filled with witty dialogues, sharp political commentary, and memorable performances from the cast. It ingeniously uses humor to hold up a mirror to society and shed light on the absurdities of American politics.

Head of State is a must-watch for anyone who enjoys clever comedy and wants a good laugh. You can easily play and download the sounds of this gem from our website.

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A bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate.
A bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate.
A black man will become President of the United States of America.
A black man will become President of the United States of America.
A debate isn't an argument.
A debate isn't an argument.
A man with a dream
A man with a dream
A man with a dream To do the world some good
A man with a dream To do the world some good
A motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
A motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
A senator? I'm just an alderman.
A senator? I'm just an alderman.
A simple man
A simple man
About what the people need.
About what the people need.
After a slow start, Mays Gilliam has made some dramatic changes...
After a slow start, Mays Gilliam has made some dramatic changes...
After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam...
After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam...
After this is over, we get to work.
After this is over, we get to work.
After what you said, you need a foot put up in your ass.
After what you said, you need a foot put up in your ass.
Ain't nothing better than that! Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
Ain't nothing better than that! Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
Alderman Gilliam can be captivating and entertaining.
Alderman Gilliam can be captivating and entertaining.
Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back!
Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back!
Alderman Gilliam, same question, please.
Alderman Gilliam, same question, please.
Alderman Gilliam's office.
Alderman Gilliam's office.
Alderman Gilliam's office. What are you upset about?
Alderman Gilliam's office. What are you upset about?
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
All I'm seeing are people, normal people like every other American.
All I'm seeing are people, normal people like every other American.
All right, I guess.
All right, I guess.
All right, turn it off. Wait till this woman gets her cat.
All right, turn it off. Wait till this woman gets her cat.
Am I what?
Am I what?
America is taking advantage of you!
America is taking advantage of you!
America is the greatest country on the face of the earth...
America is the greatest country on the face of the earth...
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
America, Mays.
America, Mays.
An everyday man
An everyday man
An off the record comment by Mays Gilliam.
An off the record comment by Mays Gilliam.
And act like a grown man for a change, Mays!
And act like a grown man for a change, Mays!
And brand new metal detectors, let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
And brand new metal detectors, let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
And cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone's endorsement of Mays Gilliam.
And cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone's endorsement of Mays Gilliam.
And everybody loves a big titty woman!
And everybody loves a big titty woman!
And Ghostface Killah.
And Ghostface Killah.
And give them all a good old fashioned American hug.
And give them all a good old fashioned American hug.
And he knocked me out!
And he knocked me out!
And here's the bill for your car note.
And here's the bill for your car note.
And his running mate, General Olson James...
And his running mate, General Olson James...
And I promise you this:
And I promise you this:
And I see you, but I don't know you.
And I see you, but I don't know you.
And I think you're okay.
And I think you're okay.
And I want to say:
And I want to say:
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my election be ruined by this asshole!
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my election be ruined by this asshole!
And I'm running for President of the United States of America.
And I'm running for President of the United States of America.
And I'm sorry, Mays.
And I'm sorry, Mays.
And if I got your vote for President
And if I got your vote for President
And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out.
And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out.
And if these ads are so bad, why hasn't Gilliam said anything?
And if these ads are so bad, why hasn't Gilliam said anything?
And knock me the hell out!
And knock me the hell out!
And look at you. Grow up, you got to dress better.
And look at you. Grow up, you got to dress better.
And Mr. Earl will bring you at 8:00 sharp.
And Mr. Earl will bring you at 8:00 sharp.
And now is not the time...
And now is not the time...
And now we got these corporations stealing all the money.
And now we got these corporations stealing all the money.
And that's what we want, a man of the people.
And that's what we want, a man of the people.
And the white people will vote for us...
And the white people will vote for us...
And there's no such thing as black on black crime.
And there's no such thing as black on black crime.
And thinking you're staying on my bus.
And thinking you're staying on my bus.
And this is what America is all about.
And this is what America is all about.
And to me, America is like a fine performance car.
And to me, America is like a fine performance car.
And to this day, I don't smoke. Not because I'm scared of cancer.
And to this day, I don't smoke. Not because I'm scared of cancer.
And we need to reach out to them...
And we need to reach out to them...
And you said "shit." Presidential candidates do not say "shit."
And you said "shit." Presidential candidates do not say "shit."
Apologize.
Apologize.
Are these your bags?
Are these your bags?
Are you getting gas? You're holding my line up.
Are you getting gas? You're holding my line up.
Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?
Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?
Are you going uptown?
Are you going uptown?
Are you insane? You can't just go out in front of 5,000 people and talk!
Are you insane? You can't just go out in front of 5,000 people and talk!
Are you on the pipe?
Are you on the pipe?
Are you sure? I could send a car to pick you up.
Are you sure? I could send a car to pick you up.
Are you with me or are you with him?
Are you with me or are you with him?
Arnot picked you so you could lose.
Arnot picked you so you could lose.
Around here when people have a problem, they don't call the mayor, they call me.
Around here when people have a problem, they don't call the mayor, they call me.
As we've seen tonight...
As we've seen tonight...
Back up.
Back up.
Be a real politician!
Be a real politician!
Because everybody watches videos, MTV, BET.
Because everybody watches videos, MTV, BET.
Because we've shown we support them.
Because we've shown we support them.
Because when it comes to judging talent and potential...
Because when it comes to judging talent and potential...
Better schools...
Better schools...
Between Washington, D.C., officials and transit authority operators...
Between Washington, D.C., officials and transit authority operators...
Big business and small business, show business and ho business.
Big business and small business, show business and ho business.
Biggest man in town He's the head of state
Biggest man in town He's the head of state
Bottom line:
Bottom line:
Bounce!
Bounce!
Bring him back. He got to vote.
Bring him back. He got to vote.
But I'm not in it.
But I'm not in it.
But I'm trying to go through that Neptune feel
But I'm trying to go through that Neptune feel
But if I don't see you tonight, I will see you soon.
But if I don't see you tonight, I will see you soon.
But if we hurry, we'll be able to get a table at Jezebel's.
But if we hurry, we'll be able to get a table at Jezebel's.
But isn't it obvious that God has blessed America?
But isn't it obvious that God has blessed America?
But it is yours.
But it is yours.
But it's obvious he's not a party line candidate.
But it's obvious he's not a party line candidate.
But lately I've been thinking about the Botanical Gardens.
But lately I've been thinking about the Botanical Gardens.
But Lewis will smack it back down!
But Lewis will smack it back down!
But sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
But sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
But talks broke down when the newly appointed alderman, Reginald Shannon...
But talks broke down when the newly appointed alderman, Reginald Shannon...
But that ain't her fault! That's the school's fault.
But that ain't her fault! That's the school's fault.
But the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.
But the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.
But there's nothing wrong with being an amateur.
But there's nothing wrong with being an amateur.
But this is very important.
But this is very important.
But we need a running mate.
But we need a running mate.
But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him.
But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him.
But you guys are the people.
But you guys are the people.
But you have to know these things.
But you have to know these things.
But you know and I know that you will endorse Lewis.
But you know and I know that you will endorse Lewis.
But you know me.
But you know me.
But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why?
But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why?
Butter, bacon, that make the country great.
Butter, bacon, that make the country great.
By naming you as his running mate. Why?
By naming you as his running mate. Why?
Call Reverend Barton for that one. No...
Call Reverend Barton for that one. No...
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question?
Can we just move on? This is ridiculous.
Can we just move on? This is ridiculous.
Can't do it. Once they laid the explosives, there's nothing I can do.
Can't do it. Once they laid the explosives, there's nothing I can do.
Can't trust no damn body!
Can't trust no damn body!
Cancer lover!
Cancer lover!
Cheaper than asthma and AIDS medicine, I'm an amateur.
Cheaper than asthma and AIDS medicine, I'm an amateur.
Cheer up, we'll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there.
Cheer up, we'll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there.
Chicago, please welcome your next president:
Chicago, please welcome your next president:
Come here, brother.
Come here, brother.
Come on now. This ain't about me.
Come on now. This ain't about me.
Come on, baby! Sugar baby.
Come on, baby! Sugar baby.
Come on, brother, I know you know how to do this dance.
Come on, brother, I know you know how to do this dance.
Come on, did you hear them?
Come on, did you hear them?
Come on, hoes!
Come on, hoes!
Come on, man. It's orange beer with a nipple top. Now, who's that for?
Come on, man. It's orange beer with a nipple top. Now, who's that for?
Come on, talk to Mama.
Come on, talk to Mama.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. Wait a minute!
Come on. Wait a minute!
Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians.
Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians.
Construction workers, nurses.
Construction workers, nurses.
Could I ask you something?
Could I ask you something?
Could you at least turn it off? Let the lady get her cat.
Could you at least turn it off? Let the lady get her cat.
Crime is crime.
Crime is crime.
Crip walk!
Crip walk!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! Why didn't somebody around here think of this?
Damn it! Why didn't somebody around here think of this?
Damn you, Mays Gilliam!
Damn you, Mays Gilliam!
Darling, are you done yet? No? If not, it's okay. I can wait.
Darling, are you done yet? No? If not, it's okay. I can wait.
Debra, hold on.
Debra, hold on.
Deep in the heart of Texas
Deep in the heart of Texas
Democracy doesn't work for you when you're not winning?
Democracy doesn't work for you when you're not winning?
Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know.
Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know.
Did you call Hammer?
Did you call Hammer?
Did you hear about that guy running for President?
Did you hear about that guy running for President?
Did you hear....
Did you hear....
Didn't you see me talking?
Didn't you see me talking?
Dionne is in the house. I know she is.
Dionne is in the house. I know she is.
Dionne, baby? I got something for you!
Dionne, baby? I got something for you!
Do you believe we need stricter gun control laws?
Do you believe we need stricter gun control laws?
Do you have any idea why they chose you?
Do you have any idea why they chose you?
Do you have drugs on you? Get them off, I'm not going to jail for you.
Do you have drugs on you? Get them off, I'm not going to jail for you.
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives?
Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives?
Do you really think these people give a damn about you?
Do you really think these people give a damn about you?
Do you think they would have chosen an ignorant ass ****** like you?
Do you think they would have chosen an ignorant ass ****** like you?
Don't be ashamed! It ain't your fault.
Don't be ashamed! It ain't your fault.
Don't call me with that bullshit! You see I'm on TV.
Don't call me with that bullshit! You see I'm on TV.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Don't intrude in my life anymore. I don't want to have anything to do with you...
Don't intrude in my life anymore. I don't want to have anything to do with you...
Don't steal my car now.
Don't steal my car now.
Don't take unscreened packages. Security reasons.
Don't take unscreened packages. Security reasons.
Don't worry about the polls. They're just a sampling. Polls change.
Don't worry about the polls. They're just a sampling. Polls change.
Don't worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him.
Don't worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him.
Don't worry. I've been talking to the people downtown...
Don't worry. I've been talking to the people downtown...
Don't you get it, Debra? I intend to run for President in 2008.
Don't you get it, Debra? I intend to run for President in 2008.
Down in the polls, Gilliam still has no running mate.
Down in the polls, Gilliam still has no running mate.
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you got.
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you got.
Even I knew that.
Even I knew that.
Even Puff Daddy wears a suit to court.
Even Puff Daddy wears a suit to court.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everywhere I turn, they're trying to put a foot in my ass.
Everywhere I turn, they're trying to put a foot in my ass.
Everywhere you go they say, "What's up, nubby?"
Everywhere you go they say, "What's up, nubby?"
Excuse me, hoes!
Excuse me, hoes!
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me, the Teamsters are here.
Excuse me, the Teamsters are here.
Excuse us, please.
Excuse us, please.
Five.
Five.
For his involvement with this man...
For his involvement with this man...
For President...
For President...
For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam...
For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam...
For the last time, I'm not running for President.
For the last time, I'm not running for President.
For young and for old
For young and for old
Freeze!
Freeze!
Friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor.
Friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor.
Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job!
Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job!
Geller and I will advance the party...
Geller and I will advance the party...
Geller and them up there pumping your head up.
Geller and them up there pumping your head up.
Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam.
Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam.
Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam.
Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam.
Get a union man on this.
Get a union man on this.
Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter...
Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter...
Get me on the news so I can apologize. That's what the people want to hear.
Get me on the news so I can apologize. That's what the people want to hear.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Gaines is dead?
Get out of here! Gaines is dead?
Get ready for...
Get ready for...
Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero.
Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero.
Get your ass in there!
Get your ass in there!
Get your ass out!
Get your ass out!
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Gilliam has over 90 percent minority turnout.
Gilliam has over 90 percent minority turnout.
Gilliam is done and Big Dave says, "Waa waa!"
Gilliam is done and Big Dave says, "Waa waa!"
Gilliam is over 30 points.
Gilliam is over 30 points.
Gilliam is under investigation by the FBI...
Gilliam is under investigation by the FBI...
Give me a break!
Give me a break!
Give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.
Give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.
Give me one good reason why I should go along with this.
Give me one good reason why I should go along with this.
Go ahead, baby brother. I got this.
Go ahead, baby brother. I got this.
Go check our accounts.
Go check our accounts.
Go to work. Handle your business. If you need me, call me.
Go to work. Handle your business. If you need me, call me.
Go, Mays!
Go, Mays!
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America!
God bless America!
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good offers.
Good offers.
Good work.
Good work.
Got it for a song at a repo auction.
Got it for a song at a repo auction.
Got nowhere to go
Got nowhere to go
Great party. Too bad about the fire.
Great party. Too bad about the fire.
Guys, I'm all for labor, I'm all for unions.
Guys, I'm all for labor, I'm all for unions.
Hanging up?
Hanging up?
Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo?
Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo?
He doesn't know what he's gonna do
He doesn't know what he's gonna do
He feels bad, mighty low
He feels bad, mighty low
He has elected to go first.
He has elected to go first.
He is scared. He's holding the ball, hoping the clock will run out.
He is scared. He's holding the ball, hoping the clock will run out.
He knows that. That's why he won't.
He knows that. That's why he won't.
He looks you up and down and says, "l got to see some ID."
He looks you up and down and says, "l got to see some ID."
He owns a bottling plant in D.C. and I spoke to him about our problem.
He owns a bottling plant in D.C. and I spoke to him about our problem.
He really thinks he can make a difference.
He really thinks he can make a difference.
He said, "All men are created equal, but black women got the nicest ass!"
He said, "All men are created equal, but black women got the nicest ass!"
He took Gaines' place, sir.
He took Gaines' place, sir.
He was right behind me. Should I look for him?
He was right behind me. Should I look for him?
He will be destroyed, sir, as you wish.
He will be destroyed, sir, as you wish.
He won't listen to me!
He won't listen to me!
He would take a lot of work.
He would take a lot of work.
He'll be very angry because he wanted to be your best man.
He'll be very angry because he wanted to be your best man.
He's a war hero and Sharon Stone's cousin. He can't lose.
He's a war hero and Sharon Stone's cousin. He can't lose.
He's avoiding me like he owes me child support.
He's avoiding me like he owes me child support.
He's chosen his brother, Mitch Gilliam...
He's chosen his brother, Mitch Gilliam...
He's just some kid who thinks he can make a difference.
He's just some kid who thinks he can make a difference.
He's not an alderman.
He's not an alderman.
He's running against you, sir.
He's running against you, sir.
He's running for President and every vote counts!
He's running for President and every vote counts!
He's unbelievable!
He's unbelievable!
Hello, children.
Hello, children.
Hello, Debra.
Hello, Debra.
Hello, Martin.
Hello, Martin.
Hello?
Hello?
Help me. They locked me out of my office.
Help me. They locked me out of my office.
Here are your off the cuff remarks. Learn them. See you later.
Here are your off the cuff remarks. Learn them. See you later.
Here. Let's take a look at this.
Here. Let's take a look at this.
Here's a story for rich and poor
Here's a story for rich and poor
Here's the cable bill. I didn't pay that, either.
Here's the cable bill. I didn't pay that, either.
Here's the light bill. I didn't pay it.
Here's the light bill. I didn't pay it.
Here's the story about a man
Here's the story about a man
Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
Hi, how are you doing? All right. You all right.
Hi, how are you doing? All right. You all right.
Hi, I'm with the Pork Commission
Hi, I'm with the Pork Commission
Hi, Oprah!
Hi, Oprah!
Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam, alderman of the 9th Ward of Washington, D.C.
Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam, alderman of the 9th Ward of Washington, D.C.
Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam, candidate for President of the United States.
Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam, candidate for President of the United States.
Hold it!
Hold it!
Hold on. I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Hold on. I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Hold that thought. We have a caller from Detroit.
Hold that thought. We have a caller from Detroit.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Home of the cowboys!
Home of the cowboys!
How about "God bless Haiti" or "God bless Africa"?
How about "God bless Haiti" or "God bless Africa"?
How about "God bless Jamaica"?
How about "God bless Jamaica"?
How about them Cowboys?
How about them Cowboys?
How can we turn this around?
How can we turn this around?
How can you do that? Just a nickel bag!
How can you do that? Just a nickel bag!
How can you help the poor if you never been poor?
How can you help the poor if you never been poor?
How can you make drug policy if you never smoked a chronic?
How can you make drug policy if you never smoked a chronic?
How can you stop crime if you don't know no criminals?
How can you stop crime if you don't know no criminals?
How did you get into this line of work?
How did you get into this line of work?
How do we limit violent material? Turn it off.
How do we limit violent material? Turn it off.
How do you know about her?
How do you know about her?
How do you know that? It just happened.
How do you know that? It just happened.
How do you want to handle this?
How do you want to handle this?
How does being a bail bondsman qualify you to be Vice President?
How does being a bail bondsman qualify you to be Vice President?
How many of you have children that they call stupid?
How many of you have children that they call stupid?
How many of you work in a mall you can't afford to shop in?
How many of you work in a mall you can't afford to shop in?
How many of you, right now...
How many of you, right now...
How many times have I told you? You got to quit trying to fix shit.
How many times have I told you? You got to quit trying to fix shit.
How's business?
How's business?
I am a bail bondsman.
I am a bail bondsman.
I am a war hero, and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
I am a war hero, and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
I am going to run an alderman for President?
I am going to run an alderman for President?
I am in Detroit at a Player's Ball with pimps and whores.
I am in Detroit at a Player's Ball with pimps and whores.
I am not being rude, I am working.
I am not being rude, I am working.
I am not getting off this bus!
I am not getting off this bus!
I am not getting off this bus. We're in the middle of nowhere
I am not getting off this bus. We're in the middle of nowhere
I am tired of being engaged. I am tired of being
I am tired of being engaged. I am tired of being
I appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
I appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
I asked my niece the other day, "What's four plus four?" She said, "44."
I asked my niece the other day, "What's four plus four?" She said, "44."
I believe in gay rights because when I see gay people...
I believe in gay rights because when I see gay people...
I came on board to run a campaign for a man we didn't expect to win...
I came on board to run a campaign for a man we didn't expect to win...
I can help you do this.
I can help you do this.
I can't decide whether we should have a DJ or a band.
I can't decide whether we should have a DJ or a band.
I can't do this. You got to get me out of here. I can't control him.
I can't do this. You got to get me out of here. I can't control him.
I can't wait to start working, and do I have a job for you!
I can't wait to start working, and do I have a job for you!
I cannot believe you got me out here like this.
I cannot believe you got me out here like this.
I could've got you into the council next term. Now you're red lined.
I could've got you into the council next term. Now you're red lined.
I couldn't take what you were saying.
I couldn't take what you were saying.
I did some extra work, and a few things that went straight to video.
I did some extra work, and a few things that went straight to video.
I didn't come here to argue with you.
I didn't come here to argue with you.
I didn't know the camera was on me. I was playing around with some sound guy.
I didn't know the camera was on me. I was playing around with some sound guy.
I do no such thing.
I do no such thing.
I don't believe it!
I don't believe it!
I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top.
I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top.
I don't know what else to say...
I don't know what else to say...
I don't know what she's talking about. We checked the house, nobody is in there.
I don't know what she's talking about. We checked the house, nobody is in there.
I don't know you, and I don't like you.
I don't know you, and I don't like you.
I don't know. I guess I'm all right.
I don't know. I guess I'm all right.
I don't know. I might have to work.
I don't know. I might have to work.
I don't know. It seems like they're trying to get me.
I don't know. It seems like they're trying to get me.
I don't mean to be out of line, sir...
I don't mean to be out of line, sir...
I don't see how they could do this to us.
I don't see how they could do this to us.
I don't smoke because I think my dad is going to walk through that door...
I don't smoke because I think my dad is going to walk through that door...
I don't think everybody appreciated what you did in there.
I don't think everybody appreciated what you did in there.
I don't think I want Gilliam and his homies to be in the White House.
I don't think I want Gilliam and his homies to be in the White House.
I don't think we need more gun control.
I don't think we need more gun control.
I don't want that garbage. What will I do, feed your car to my car?
I don't want that garbage. What will I do, feed your car to my car?
I don't want to go negative.
I don't want to go negative.
I feel we need to talk to our kids....
I feel we need to talk to our kids....
I forgot how nice D.C. was.
I forgot how nice D.C. was.
I got meat!
I got meat!
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go. Good luck, and call me if you get a chance.
I got to go. Good luck, and call me if you get a chance.
I hate America, but I love Brian Lewis.
I hate America, but I love Brian Lewis.
I hate that piece of shit!
I hate that piece of shit!
I have a question.
I have a question.
I hope they take it!
I hope they take it!
I know him, but I don't drug lord know him.
I know him, but I don't drug lord know him.
I know it's fried rice, but it's not "fried" rice.
I know it's fried rice, but it's not "fried" rice.
I know Lassiter is out, but I think...
I know Lassiter is out, but I think...
I know we haven't exactly always seen eye to eye...
I know we haven't exactly always seen eye to eye...
I know you are, but what am l?
I know you are, but what am l?
I know you got no reason to trust me, but I'm asking you to.
I know you got no reason to trust me, but I'm asking you to.
I know you know how to do the Electric Slide.
I know you know how to do the Electric Slide.
I know you're working. I'm working, too. So let's keep working. Want to dance?
I know you're working. I'm working, too. So let's keep working. Want to dance?
I know!
I know!
I know. The mayor is fed up with you.
I know. The mayor is fed up with you.
I like it. I like traveling, I like meeting the people.
I like it. I like traveling, I like meeting the people.
I like to get to know people before I get involved.
I like to get to know people before I get involved.
I like you for you.
I like you for you.
I love the Lord, and I love the King, Elvis Presley.
I love the Lord, and I love the King, Elvis Presley.
I love this guy. "That ain't right."
I love this guy. "That ain't right."
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you, I've known you a long time. You've seen a lot in your life.
I love you, I've known you a long time. You've seen a lot in your life.
I love you, man, and I'm with you no matter what.
I love you, man, and I'm with you no matter what.
I love you, Mays!
I love you, Mays!
I need to get on with my life!
I need to get on with my life!
I need to know. How real is this? Can we win without California?
I need to know. How real is this? Can we win without California?
I never met Nato. I don't talk about people behind their back.
I never met Nato. I don't talk about people behind their back.
I noticed you weren't at the party, so I thought...
I noticed you weren't at the party, so I thought...
I promise if I'm your President, I will take care of everybody:
I promise if I'm your President, I will take care of everybody:
I read that they're going to shut down our bus line.
I read that they're going to shut down our bus line.
I represent my whole race.
I represent my whole race.
I say we enforce the laws that are already on the books.
I say we enforce the laws that are already on the books.
I should be talking about something a little more relevant.
I should be talking about something a little more relevant.
I should stab you in the neck with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
I should stab you in the neck with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
I still have to clean up. I don't know how long that will take me.
I still have to clean up. I don't know how long that will take me.
I tell you how business is. Business is great.
I tell you how business is. Business is great.
I think I want 150, maybe 200 people.
I think I want 150, maybe 200 people.
I think she'd be happy to get out of this rattrap.
I think she'd be happy to get out of this rattrap.
I think we found our man.
I think we found our man.
I think we found our man.
I think we found our man.
I think you're very attractive. It's just that...
I think you're very attractive. It's just that...
I think you're....
I think you're....
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you we won't stop.
I thought I told you we won't stop.
I thought you could do something real good in Security!
I thought you could do something real good in Security!
I thought you wanted more!
I thought you wanted more!
I thought you were talking about this guy named Nato.
I thought you were talking about this guy named Nato.
I told you....
I told you....
I took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening's fundraiser.
I took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening's fundraiser.
I took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening's fundraiser.
I took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening's fundraiser.
I voted for Mays Gilliam.
I voted for Mays Gilliam.
I want people to vote for me, not against Lewis.
I want people to vote for me, not against Lewis.
I want this guy done. You hear me? Finish him!
I want this guy done. You hear me? Finish him!
I want to go on vacation! You're horrible in bed!
I want to go on vacation! You're horrible in bed!
I want to help you.
I want to help you.
I want to introduce you to Chester Norris Allen.
I want to introduce you to Chester Norris Allen.
I want to thank you for inviting me to the Lone Star State.
I want to thank you for inviting me to the Lone Star State.
I want to win.
I want to win.
I was getting the party started.
I was getting the party started.
I was hoping you'd call. Are you okay?
I was hoping you'd call. Are you okay?
I was just trying to help Miss Pearl.
I was just trying to help Miss Pearl.
I was so proud of you. You were so good last night.
I was so proud of you. You were so good last night.
I was trying to call you, but I've been doing press all day.
I was trying to call you, but I've been doing press all day.
I went to the University of Nebraska...
I went to the University of Nebraska...
I wish I could quit.
I wish I could quit.
I wish it was that easy.
I wish it was that easy.
I wish you would.
I wish you would.
I won!
I won!
I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're getting shot.
I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're getting shot.
I, Ronald Reagan, do solemnly swear....
I, Ronald Reagan, do solemnly swear....
I'd like to say you are full of shit.
I'd like to say you are full of shit.
I'll be fine. I'll walk.
I'll be fine. I'll walk.
I'll be fine. I'm just gonna walk.
I'll be fine. I'm just gonna walk.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
I'll call you.
I'll call you.
I'll double check the PA system. You'll make a brief statement at 11:00.
I'll double check the PA system. You'll make a brief statement at 11:00.
I'll make phone calls, send out fliers.
I'll make phone calls, send out fliers.
I'll tell you about our agenda.
I'll tell you about our agenda.
I'll tell you where he's at. He's with his peeps!
I'll tell you where he's at. He's with his peeps!
I'll wear whatever you need me to wear. What fundraiser is this?
I'll wear whatever you need me to wear. What fundraiser is this?
I'm a bail bondsman. I got an office on the Southside.
I'm a bail bondsman. I got an office on the Southside.
I'm always working. I never get a chance to check it out.
I'm always working. I never get a chance to check it out.
I'm available to you around the clock, just let me know.
I'm available to you around the clock, just let me know.
I'm Brian Lewis, and I am your last chance.
I'm Brian Lewis, and I am your last chance.
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm from the Athlete's Foot
I'm from the Athlete's Foot
I'm glad you asked.
I'm glad you asked.
I'm Janet Silvers reporting live in D.C., where transit operators....
I'm Janet Silvers reporting live in D.C., where transit operators....
I'm just playing. Come on.
I'm just playing. Come on.
I'm just trying to get the party started.
I'm just trying to get the party started.
I'm Mays Gilliam, and I'm running for President of the United States of America.
I'm Mays Gilliam, and I'm running for President of the United States of America.
I'm not crazy! Gaines was 20 points behind. It's ten weeks to Election Day.
I'm not crazy! Gaines was 20 points behind. It's ten weeks to Election Day.
I'm not talking about Jamaica, the beach tribes you all love.
I'm not talking about Jamaica, the beach tribes you all love.
I'm not worried about Lewis. I'm running my race.
I'm not worried about Lewis. I'm running my race.
I'm running against this guy.
I'm running against this guy.
I'm seeing everybody else!
I'm seeing everybody else!
I'm sorry I threw you off the bus. It was wrong.
I'm sorry I threw you off the bus. It was wrong.
I'm sorry, brother, but ain't nothing I can do.
I'm sorry, brother, but ain't nothing I can do.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins. What can I do for you?
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins. What can I do for you?
I'm sorry. You know what? I never got your name.
I'm sorry. You know what? I never got your name.
I'm talking about stabbing Jamaica. That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about stabbing Jamaica. That's what I'm talking about.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm the government. I know everything.
I'm the government. I know everything.
I'm tired of spending my time waiting for you to quit acting like a child...
I'm tired of spending my time waiting for you to quit acting like a child...
I'm tired of your little games, tired of being your little secretary.
I'm tired of your little games, tired of being your little secretary.
I'm what's best for the party!
I'm what's best for the party!
I'm with him?
I'm with him?
I've always said I wanted a wedding in a church...
I've always said I wanted a wedding in a church...
I've been high, I've been robbed, I've been broke.
I've been high, I've been robbed, I've been broke.
I've been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you.
I've been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you.
I've been talking all day. I was talking to the press.
I've been talking all day. I was talking to the press.
I've been Vice President for eight years.
I've been Vice President for eight years.
ID? You mean to tell me a one legged teenager can't have a drink?
ID? You mean to tell me a one legged teenager can't have a drink?
If America was a car, it would be a Bentley...
If America was a car, it would be a Bentley...
If America was a woman, it would be a big titty woman.
If America was a woman, it would be a big titty woman.
If anything'll happen to you, it'll happen to him first.
If anything'll happen to you, it'll happen to him first.
If he get out of pocket, put your foot in his ass.
If he get out of pocket, put your foot in his ass.
If I get shot, everybody is fired.
If I get shot, everybody is fired.
If I got a good idea, it shouldn't matter what the hell I'm wearing!
If I got a good idea, it shouldn't matter what the hell I'm wearing!
If I quit...
If I quit...
If I see Mays Gilliam, I'll bust a cap in his ass.
If I see Mays Gilliam, I'll bust a cap in his ass.
If I was 12, I'd have a gun, too.
If I was 12, I'd have a gun, too.
If the party needs to get started, I'll handle it.
If the party needs to get started, I'll handle it.
If there is anything you would like for me to do, I would be happy to.
If there is anything you would like for me to do, I would be happy to.
If there's a leak saying Gilliam is going to win, you'll get a late rush.
If there's a leak saying Gilliam is going to win, you'll get a late rush.
If these voting trends sustain, it's likely that for the first time in history...
If these voting trends sustain, it's likely that for the first time in history...
If they do that, I can't get to work!
If they do that, I can't get to work!
If they had any idea they could win this thing...
If they had any idea they could win this thing...
If they shut down this bus line, I will drive you to work myself.
If they shut down this bus line, I will drive you to work myself.
If they shut down this bus service, I will drive you to work myself.
If they shut down this bus service, I will drive you to work myself.
If we want a real shot at this thing, we got to get Lewis to debate.
If we want a real shot at this thing, we got to get Lewis to debate.
If we're gonna run this campaign, it's got to go my way.
If we're gonna run this campaign, it's got to go my way.
If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now, you could stop crime.
If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now, you could stop crime.
If you look over there, it's the Lincoln Memorial.
If you look over there, it's the Lincoln Memorial.
If you look real hard in the window, you can see Oprah counting her money.
If you look real hard in the window, you can see Oprah counting her money.
If you put Robert next to Nelson...
If you put Robert next to Nelson...
If you rob me, I'll whoop your ass.
If you rob me, I'll whoop your ass.
If you see Mays Gilliam, please do not call the authorities.
If you see Mays Gilliam, please do not call the authorities.
If you work two jobs, and at the end of the week...
If you work two jobs, and at the end of the week...
If you're in trouble, yell "Security!" and my people will handle the situation.
If you're in trouble, yell "Security!" and my people will handle the situation.
If your child's school has old ass books...
If your child's school has old ass books...
In case you've forgotten, I intend to run for President in 2008...
In case you've forgotten, I intend to run for President in 2008...
In Florida today, guns and explosives were found at a junior high school.
In Florida today, guns and explosives were found at a junior high school.
In his presidential campaign.
In his presidential campaign.
In the latest exit poll, Vice President Lewis has 51 percent of the vote.
In the latest exit poll, Vice President Lewis has 51 percent of the vote.
In the latest polls, Mays Gilliam is up just one point, to 10 percent.
In the latest polls, Mays Gilliam is up just one point, to 10 percent.
In this CNB News exclusive, our cameras caught Gilliam...
In this CNB News exclusive, our cameras caught Gilliam...
Inside of 20 years, you know the numbers...
Inside of 20 years, you know the numbers...
Is be the first party to nominate a minority for President.
Is be the first party to nominate a minority for President.
Is because I thought you had potential!
Is because I thought you had potential!
Is for you to debate me right now!
Is for you to debate me right now!
Is Mays Gilliam for cancer or against cancer?
Is Mays Gilliam for cancer or against cancer?
It ain't right.
It ain't right.
It gives me great honor...
It gives me great honor...
It isn't right!
It isn't right!
It looks like Gilliam might just pull an upset in Illinois.
It looks like Gilliam might just pull an upset in Illinois.
It seems clear Gilliam is going to take New York.
It seems clear Gilliam is going to take New York.
It was good seeing you again.
It was good seeing you again.
It will make the 6:30 news if we do it now. We just have to put it out there.
It will make the 6:30 news if we do it now. We just have to put it out there.
It's a template. We'll get you in there eventually.
It's a template. We'll get you in there eventually.
It's business. We'll do what's best for the union.
It's business. We'll do what's best for the union.
It's Crib Malt Liquor, man!
It's Crib Malt Liquor, man!
It's dead wrong!
It's dead wrong!
It's Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2004.
It's Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2004.
It's good to see you, boy!
It's good to see you, boy!
It's just a guy I say "What's up?" to. But I don't know him know him.
It's just a guy I say "What's up?" to. But I don't know him know him.
It's just a saying. Come back!
It's just a saying. Come back!
It's like Timberland, and I got a bit of Missy moving up there...
It's like Timberland, and I got a bit of Missy moving up there...
It's likely Lewis will take Michigan.
It's likely Lewis will take Michigan.
It's not a black owned business?
It's not a black owned business?
It's not about the vote. We're looking out for the convicts.
It's not about the vote. We're looking out for the convicts.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's not working. I'm only one point up in the polls.
It's not working. I'm only one point up in the polls.
It's okay!
It's okay!
It's on! Guys, come here!
It's on! Guys, come here!
It's people like you, the ranchers...
It's people like you, the ranchers...
It's time.
It's time.
It's unprecedented, but if I put in a call to the party chairman...
It's unprecedented, but if I put in a call to the party chairman...
It's you people, the dairy people...
It's you people, the dairy people...
James Brown, Luther Vandross, Rockwell, the Crown Heights Affair.
James Brown, Luther Vandross, Rockwell, the Crown Heights Affair.
Jefferson had a black mistress.
Jefferson had a black mistress.
Just do what we say.
Just do what we say.
Just do whatever you can to make his life a living hell.
Just do whatever you can to make his life a living hell.
Just give me a break!
Just give me a break!
Just run your race.
Just run your race.
Keep your head up, it's your best bet
Keep your head up, it's your best bet
Kim. How is it going, honey?
Kim. How is it going, honey?
Knock out your kids. It helps.
Knock out your kids. It helps.
Know what you need to do? You need to leave. I won't tell you again.
Know what you need to do? You need to leave. I won't tell you again.
Ladies and gentlemen, Alderman Mays Gilliam.
Ladies and gentlemen, Alderman Mays Gilliam.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mays Gilliam!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mays Gilliam!
Ladies and gentlemen, our American children are hurting today...
Ladies and gentlemen, our American children are hurting today...
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America...
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America...
Ladies and gentlemen, Vice President Brian Lewis.
Ladies and gentlemen, Vice President Brian Lewis.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Leave the people alone, damn it!
Leave the people alone, damn it!
Let me ask you something, brother. When they gonna let you speak?
Let me ask you something, brother. When they gonna let you speak?
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Let me get ten Nine Lives, four Lucky Ducks, two Straight Pokers...
Let me get ten Nine Lives, four Lucky Ducks, two Straight Pokers...
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
Let me hear you say, "Oh, yeah"
Let me hear you say, "Oh, yeah"
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
Let me introduce you to Martin Geller, Debra Lassiter.
Let me introduce you to Martin Geller, Debra Lassiter.
Let me see you bounce!
Let me see you bounce!
Let me see you shake!
Let me see you shake!
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let the lady go inside.
Let the lady go inside.
Let the people decide.
Let the people decide.
Let's get something straight.
Let's get something straight.
Let's get to know each other.
Let's get to know each other.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's keep Mays Gilliam out of the White House.
Let's keep Mays Gilliam out of the White House.
Let's move.
Let's move.
Lewis ain't no punk. He ain't no joke.
Lewis ain't no punk. He ain't no joke.
Lewis has been Vice President for eight years.
Lewis has been Vice President for eight years.
Lincoln freed the slaves...
Lincoln freed the slaves...
Lisa Clark!
Lisa Clark!
Little brother, you all right?
Little brother, you all right?
Little guy against the big guy, corporations against the people.
Little guy against the big guy, corporations against the people.
Look at him now, man Ain't this great
Look at him now, man Ain't this great
Look at my little brother! You said you'd call when you got here.
Look at my little brother! You said you'd call when you got here.
Look at my shoes and at the bags. Shut up and follow me.
Look at my shoes and at the bags. Shut up and follow me.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at this poster: "Mays." Who are they talking about? Willie?
Look at this poster: "Mays." Who are they talking about? Willie?
Look at this! This is great!
Look at this! This is great!
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at you, man! I see you all on the shows, politicking.
Look at you, man! I see you all on the shows, politicking.
Make a statement of some kind, try and sound sincere
Make a statement of some kind, try and sound sincere
Make sure he doesn't embarrass us.
Make sure he doesn't embarrass us.
Makes the mayor look bad.
Makes the mayor look bad.
Making what was arguably the most controversial statement of the day.
Making what was arguably the most controversial statement of the day.
Man, I want to know
Man, I want to know
Man, news travels fast.
Man, news travels fast.
Maybe I like to work? Excuse me.
Maybe I like to work? Excuse me.
Maybe they should get Shaq. Nobody can beat him.
Maybe they should get Shaq. Nobody can beat him.
Maybe you need to take advantage of what's in front of you.
Maybe you need to take advantage of what's in front of you.
Maybe you're right. We could tailor the speeches more to you.
Maybe you're right. We could tailor the speeches more to you.
Mays Gilliam began this race....
Mays Gilliam began this race....
Mays Gilliam did not attend this year's annual rally against cancer.
Mays Gilliam did not attend this year's annual rally against cancer.
Mays Gilliam has been out driving people to work.
Mays Gilliam has been out driving people to work.
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead by several points.
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead by several points.
Mays Gilliam, Debra Lassiter.
Mays Gilliam, Debra Lassiter.
Mays Gilliam, he's for cancer.
Mays Gilliam, he's for cancer.
Mays, darling, I've been thinking. I want a small wedding.
Mays, darling, I've been thinking. I want a small wedding.
Mays, darling!
Mays, darling!
Mays, you're running for President of the United States of America.
Mays, you're running for President of the United States of America.
Me?
Me?
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
Milk makes the body good, and you make the country good.
Milk makes the body good, and you make the country good.
Miss Pearl, no!
Miss Pearl, no!
Miss Pearl, we got to get out of here. They're going to blow this place up.
Miss Pearl, we got to get out of here. They're going to blow this place up.
Miss Pearl!
Miss Pearl!
Miss Pearl! Come out!
Miss Pearl! Come out!
Miss Pearl.
Miss Pearl.
Mitch! What's up?
Mitch! What's up?
Mitch! Why you looking around? It's Reggie.... Where my money at?
Mitch! Why you looking around? It's Reggie.... Where my money at?
More beef than East Coast, West Coast rap. Check it out!
More beef than East Coast, West Coast rap. Check it out!
Most opponents are saying your brother destroyed any chance of winning...
Most opponents are saying your brother destroyed any chance of winning...
Move that fat ass! One, two, three!
Move that fat ass! One, two, three!
Mr. Gilliam, can I have your autograph?
Mr. Gilliam, can I have your autograph?
Mr. Gilliam, how would you deal with white collar crime?
Mr. Gilliam, how would you deal with white collar crime?
Mr. Vice President!
Mr. Vice President!
Muhammad, get me a gun in case another kid tries to get crazy.
Muhammad, get me a gun in case another kid tries to get crazy.
My daddy got his bike stolen right there.
My daddy got his bike stolen right there.
My gosh, lady, my brother said he was sorry. Let it go.
My gosh, lady, my brother said he was sorry. Let it go.
My little brother, running for President.
My little brother, running for President.
My momma told me to whoop your ass.
My momma told me to whoop your ass.
NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Need a ride home?
Need a ride home?
Need a ride?
Need a ride?
Negative ads. Lewis is up, Gilliam is down. I think it's great!
Negative ads. Lewis is up, Gilliam is down. I think it's great!
Next thing you know, we on Death Row!
Next thing you know, we on Death Row!
Nice to meet you. Take a seat.
Nice to meet you. Take a seat.
Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living?
Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living?
Nice. Real nice.
Nice. Real nice.
No more bombs now. And don't use guns.
No more bombs now. And don't use guns.
No one was injured in the incident, but with just six weeks till Election Day...
No one was injured in the incident, but with just six weeks till Election Day...
No questions. Sorry.
No questions. Sorry.
No, come on, stay!
No, come on, stay!
No, Debra. I need you out there, and this is going great.
No, Debra. I need you out there, and this is going great.
No, he does not get away with this crap!
No, he does not get away with this crap!
No, I did not call Hammer.
No, I did not call Hammer.
No, Mays!
No, Mays!
No, not my bike!
No, not my bike!
No, sorry, I don't.
No, sorry, I don't.
No, that's not good enough for you.
No, that's not good enough for you.
No, you ain't. Look at you. If you call this ready, this won't get it.
No, you ain't. Look at you. If you call this ready, this won't get it.
No, you can't win without California.
No, you can't win without California.
No!
No!
Nobody wants to hear that.
Nobody wants to hear that.
North America.
North America.
North...
North...
Not 10 minutes after you fired me, I had two offers for jobs.
Not 10 minutes after you fired me, I had two offers for jobs.
Not after the way you treated me.
Not after the way you treated me.
Not the part of D.C. you're familiar with.
Not the part of D.C. you're familiar with.
Not to sabotage him so he'd lose.
Not to sabotage him so he'd lose.
Now give me one reason why you shouldn't.
Now give me one reason why you shouldn't.
Now it's my turn. I'm getting mine!
Now it's my turn. I'm getting mine!
Now we can watch Martin!
Now we can watch Martin!
Now you ask me, sir, what qualify me to run for Vice President.
Now you ask me, sir, what qualify me to run for Vice President.
Now you need a ride from an ignorant ******.
Now you need a ride from an ignorant ******.
Now, back to the Jay Z song already in progress.
Now, back to the Jay Z song already in progress.
Now, before I go, I got one more thing to say:
Now, before I go, I got one more thing to say:
Now, contrary to popular belief, politics is no place to express yourself.
Now, contrary to popular belief, politics is no place to express yourself.
Now, he and Vice President Lewis are in a statistical dead heat.
Now, he and Vice President Lewis are in a statistical dead heat.
Now, how in the hell does this guy help the party?
Now, how in the hell does this guy help the party?
Now, I've been Vice President for the last eight years.
Now, I've been Vice President for the last eight years.
Now, this is the White House if Gilliam is elected.
Now, this is the White House if Gilliam is elected.
Now, we'll lose, of course, but the minorities will be happy.
Now, we'll lose, of course, but the minorities will be happy.
Now, you know you need to stop.
Now, you know you need to stop.
Of the United States of America.
Of the United States of America.
Of the United States of America.
Of the United States of America.
Oh, my God, you are everywhere. Look at you!
Oh, my God, you are everywhere. Look at you!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I'm having too much fun. I got to get back to work.
Oh, my God. I'm having too much fun. I got to get back to work.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I got to go.
Okay. I got to go.
On the count of three, I want everybody to take care of their own damn kids!
On the count of three, I want everybody to take care of their own damn kids!
One of the most dramatic campaign finales of all time.
One of the most dramatic campaign finales of all time.
One of you all will drive me home because my bike is messed up.
One of you all will drive me home because my bike is messed up.
One question here.
One question here.
Our American children's futures are at stake here.
Our American children's futures are at stake here.
Our next question comes from
Our next question comes from
Over there.
Over there.
Over to the hands of an amateur.
Over to the hands of an amateur.
Paid for by Osama Bin Laden.
Paid for by Osama Bin Laden.
Pay attention. This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101.
Pay attention. This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101.
People are saying these ads are dirty politics. Give me a small break!
People are saying these ads are dirty politics. Give me a small break!
People come to me when they in trouble, like the USA.
People come to me when they in trouble, like the USA.
People got to make money and get to work.
People got to make money and get to work.
People that make eggs, milk, cheese...
People that make eggs, milk, cheese...
People would be cheering if I read the recipe for corn bread.
People would be cheering if I read the recipe for corn bread.
People, Armageddon is upon us and Big Dave is scared.
People, Armageddon is upon us and Big Dave is scared.
Play the game when you're working for them.
Play the game when you're working for them.
Please welcome presidential candidate Mays Gilliam.
Please welcome presidential candidate Mays Gilliam.
Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.
Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.
Prescription drugs, I'll lower the prices. Let me explain something else to you.
Prescription drugs, I'll lower the prices. Let me explain something else to you.
Presidential candidate Gilliam is shaking it up.
Presidential candidate Gilliam is shaking it up.
Presidential candidate Senator Gaines...
Presidential candidate Senator Gaines...
Protestors took their concerns to transit officials...
Protestors took their concerns to transit officials...
Put your hands up in the air and step away from Mr. Gilliam!
Put your hands up in the air and step away from Mr. Gilliam!
Regarding the shutdown of the 9th Ward bus line.
Regarding the shutdown of the 9th Ward bus line.
Relevant?
Relevant?
Remember, sir, just nod and move. Nod and move.
Remember, sir, just nod and move. Nod and move.
Right there is the Jefferson Memorial.
Right there is the Jefferson Memorial.
Say cheese!
Say cheese!
Security!
Security!
Security!
Security!
Security.
Security.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Shake that ass, Grandma!
Shake that ass, Grandma!
Shannon is taking over your district.
Shannon is taking over your district.
Sharon Stone is a defector.
Sharon Stone is a defector.
She better get out, it's going to blow!
She better get out, it's going to blow!
She just showed up.
She just showed up.
Shit, it's not working!
Shit, it's not working!
Shorty G!
Shorty G!
Show me a man that's never said shit, I'll show you someone full of shit!
Show me a man that's never said shit, I'll show you someone full of shit!
Shut up. You want to win, you'll do what I tell you.
Shut up. You want to win, you'll do what I tell you.
Since I've been here, you haven't really given me any assignments.
Since I've been here, you haven't really given me any assignments.
Sir, it's time we prepare for a debate.
Sir, it's time we prepare for a debate.
Sir, we really should debate.
Sir, we really should debate.
Sitting on chrome doves, with TVs in the headrests...
Sitting on chrome doves, with TVs in the headrests...
Six percent are undecided, saying...
Six percent are undecided, saying...
Slick, I don't vote. You gonna buy some of this meat, or what?
Slick, I don't vote. You gonna buy some of this meat, or what?
So don't worry about Lewis, don't worry about the press...
So don't worry about Lewis, don't worry about the press...
So we commissioned our own team of super whores.
So we commissioned our own team of super whores.
So we concede the election to Lewis?
So we concede the election to Lewis?
So, baby brother, this is it. You ready?
So, baby brother, this is it. You ready?
So, in closing...
So, in closing...
So, tonight I want to say: "God bless America, and everybody else!"
So, tonight I want to say: "God bless America, and everybody else!"
Some of the world's best talent was there:
Some of the world's best talent was there:
Somebody make sure she gets home safely.
Somebody make sure she gets home safely.
Something is wrong here.
Something is wrong here.
Something's happened. We got to pack and get out of here!
Something's happened. We got to pack and get out of here!
Sorry I'm late. I had to change.
Sorry I'm late. I had to change.
Sources say the Teamsters may endorse Lewis.
Sources say the Teamsters may endorse Lewis.
Speak.
Speak.
Stop worrying. This will work out fine. Bye.
Stop worrying. This will work out fine. Bye.
Superman! Saving lives and stuff.
Superman! Saving lives and stuff.
Sure, I'd love to work on a presidential campaign.
Sure, I'd love to work on a presidential campaign.
Surprised you're not somewhere with your girlfriend.
Surprised you're not somewhere with your girlfriend.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Take a cab!
Take a cab!
Taking everybody's pension, and nobody going to jail.
Taking everybody's pension, and nobody going to jail.
Talk to them, make it look like you believe in what you're saying.
Talk to them, make it look like you believe in what you're saying.
Tell the people that!
Tell the people that!
Thank you for inviting me to the Player's Ball!
Thank you for inviting me to the Player's Ball!
Thank you, here you go.
Thank you, here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, children.
Thank you. Thank you, children.
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
That ain't right.
That ain't right.
That guy right there! Don't trust him!
That guy right there! Don't trust him!
That is some bullshit.
That is some bullshit.
That man has been Vice President for eight years.
That man has been Vice President for eight years.
That may be, but he won't debate you because you call him a little bitch.
That may be, but he won't debate you because you call him a little bitch.
That means even if he loses he's the frontrunner in 2008.
That means even if he loses he's the frontrunner in 2008.
That shit you pulled over there cost the city money.
That shit you pulled over there cost the city money.
That we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, I'm an amateur.
That we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, I'm an amateur.
That will return us to an America we can be proud of.
That will return us to an America we can be proud of.
That's a punk move. Ducking and hiding like a little bitch!
That's a punk move. Ducking and hiding like a little bitch!
That's another reason he's not qualified.
That's another reason he's not qualified.
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about.
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about.
That's my brother.
That's my brother.
That's some bullshit. Ain't it?
That's some bullshit. Ain't it?
That's the Treasury.
That's the Treasury.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
That's what Washington insiders want to know after Gilliam's chief advisor...
That's what Washington insiders want to know after Gilliam's chief advisor...
That's what your ass get.
That's what your ass get.
That's what your problem is. You got to work with us.
That's what your problem is. You got to work with us.
That's why I don't smoke.
That's why I don't smoke.
That's why we picked him.
That's why we picked him.
That's why we want you. You care about the little people.
That's why we want you. You care about the little people.
The 2005 Presidential Inaugural Ball.
The 2005 Presidential Inaugural Ball.
The babysitter has to take her child to daycare.
The babysitter has to take her child to daycare.
The better the education, they become more productive citizens.
The better the education, they become more productive citizens.
The big question: Where is Mays Gilliam?
The big question: Where is Mays Gilliam?
The candidates have agreed upon a short closing speech.
The candidates have agreed upon a short closing speech.
The first question is directed by coin flip to the Vice President.
The first question is directed by coin flip to the Vice President.
The first thing I'll do is make you my First Lady.
The first thing I'll do is make you my First Lady.
The horses wear blinders.
The horses wear blinders.
The minorities will be happy and they will vote for us in 2008...
The minorities will be happy and they will vote for us in 2008...
The minorities will be the majority. The smartest thing we can do...
The minorities will be the majority. The smartest thing we can do...
The nanny has to take her child to a babysitter.
The nanny has to take her child to a babysitter.
The night before the election.
The night before the election.
The only reason I accepted this engagement ring from you in the first place...
The only reason I accepted this engagement ring from you in the first place...
The pension.
The pension.
The people can't decide. The people are too busy getting shot in the ass.
The people can't decide. The people are too busy getting shot in the ass.
The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs.
The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs.
The people you meet tonight have plenty of it.
The people you meet tonight have plenty of it.
The press is in Lewis' back pocket.
The press is in Lewis' back pocket.
The problem is, nobody reads the books.
The problem is, nobody reads the books.
The race for President is over.
The race for President is over.
The race for President is over.
The race for President is over.
The race for President now turns to the West Coast.
The race for President now turns to the West Coast.
The reason Gilliam hasn't responded is because he has too much integrity.
The reason Gilliam hasn't responded is because he has too much integrity.
The savings and loan, the airline industry.
The savings and loan, the airline industry.
The situation is getting tense with the threat of the bus line being shut down.
The situation is getting tense with the threat of the bus line being shut down.
The stage is set for what will be...
The stage is set for what will be...
The stars at night are big and bright
The stars at night are big and bright
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are going up.
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are going up.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
The United States is changing. America is changing.
The United States is changing. America is changing.
The whole world! God bless you!
The whole world! God bless you!
The working mother has to take her child to a nanny.
The working mother has to take her child to a nanny.
Then you didn't call everybody.
Then you didn't call everybody.
There are 250 million people out there deciding who to vote for.
There are 250 million people out there deciding who to vote for.
There is no question that Lewis has Texas.
There is no question that Lewis has Texas.
There is no way in the world I could have ever done this without you.
There is no way in the world I could have ever done this without you.
There seems to be an agreement...
There seems to be an agreement...
There won't be another black candidate for 50 years.
There won't be another black candidate for 50 years.
There's a couple of people I want you to meet.
There's a couple of people I want you to meet.
There's a Mitch Gilliam outside. He says he's your brother.
There's a Mitch Gilliam outside. He says he's your brother.
There's about one and a half hours left at the West Coast polls.
There's about one and a half hours left at the West Coast polls.
There's been an outcry that something needs to be done about school violence.
There's been an outcry that something needs to be done about school violence.
There's no such thing as white collar crime.
There's no such thing as white collar crime.
There's nothing in there. We got work to do.
There's nothing in there. We got work to do.
These folks will do everything they can to help you get elected.
These folks will do everything they can to help you get elected.
They act like us. We're bombing countries all the time.
They act like us. We're bombing countries all the time.
They ain't stealing their money, they stealing our money!
They ain't stealing their money, they stealing our money!
They all know Lewis didn't want to debate you. Show them why.
They all know Lewis didn't want to debate you. Show them why.
They come from all around just for one handshake
They come from all around just for one handshake
They don't even see each other. They just run their race.
They don't even see each other. They just run their race.
They don't know who they're voting for, they just know it's not Gilliam.
They don't know who they're voting for, they just know it's not Gilliam.
They gave Magic Johnson AIDS, turned Michael Jackson white.
They gave Magic Johnson AIDS, turned Michael Jackson white.
They had a speech written for me...
They had a speech written for me...
They need to smooth over the mall situation, that bus thing is heating up.
They need to smooth over the mall situation, that bus thing is heating up.
They responded.
They responded.
They should have known better than to talk on a cell phone in a plane.
They should have known better than to talk on a cell phone in a plane.
They shut down the whole bus line. What can he do about that?
They shut down the whole bus line. What can he do about that?
They shut up Muhammad Ali and Richard Pryor.
They shut up Muhammad Ali and Richard Pryor.
They sure don't want me to be the next President.
They sure don't want me to be the next President.
They take a poll for everything I do.
They take a poll for everything I do.
They want to cut bus service until they finish construction. I should go.
They want to cut bus service until they finish construction. I should go.
They were just talking about your ward.
They were just talking about your ward.
They wouldn't do that, baby! They know we're in here.
They wouldn't do that, baby! They know we're in here.
They're the everyday common folk, working people. Laborers.
They're the everyday common folk, working people. Laborers.
Think about it.
Think about it.
This ain't you. You gonna say this shit? This shit is booty.
This ain't you. You gonna say this shit? This shit is booty.
This could be a hot button issue for both parties.
This could be a hot button issue for both parties.
This could work in our favor. Florida is a big Second Amendment state.
This could work in our favor. Florida is a big Second Amendment state.
This fellow, Gilliam, is an alderman from D.C.
This fellow, Gilliam, is an alderman from D.C.
This is a big joke, right?
This is a big joke, right?
This is a great spot.
This is a great spot.
This is all your fault!
This is all your fault!
This is America, see?
This is America, see?
This is as far as you're going to get!
This is as far as you're going to get!
This is Conservative Talk 520. You're listening to Big Dave.
This is Conservative Talk 520. You're listening to Big Dave.
This is messed up This really sucks
This is messed up This really sucks
This is my neighborhood, where I'm from. I got my first bike stolen right there.
This is my neighborhood, where I'm from. I got my first bike stolen right there.
This is my new headquarters.
This is my new headquarters.
This is my time.
This is my time.
This is Nicollette White, she's your executive director of internal Liaisons.
This is Nicollette White, she's your executive director of internal Liaisons.
This is not your campaign.
This is not your campaign.
This is serious. This is not the Player's Ball.
This is serious. This is not the Player's Ball.
This is Shorty G. I arrested his ass. I thought you got the chair, boy.
This is Shorty G. I arrested his ass. I thought you got the chair, boy.
This is the White House without Mays Gilliam. Peaceful, isn't it?
This is the White House without Mays Gilliam. Peaceful, isn't it?
This is what we wanted.
This is what we wanted.
This is your campaign. You're supposed to be in charge.
This is your campaign. You're supposed to be in charge.
This is your decoy, Mays Junior. He enters events before you.
This is your decoy, Mays Junior. He enters events before you.
This isn't a circus, it's a presidential election.
This isn't a circus, it's a presidential election.
This isn't just an election. It's a moment.
This isn't just an election. It's a moment.
This looks like it may come down to California.
This looks like it may come down to California.
This looks like it may come down to California.
This looks like it may come down to California.
Three Crabpots and five Powerballs.
Three Crabpots and five Powerballs.
Throw your hands in the air
Throw your hands in the air
To accept the party's nomination...
To accept the party's nomination...
To lead America, it takes experience.
To lead America, it takes experience.
To run for President.
To run for President.
To turn this fine vehicle we call America...
To turn this fine vehicle we call America...
To violent materials?
To violent materials?
Tonight you have seen two different men...
Tonight you have seen two different men...
Tonight, America will get its first impressions of Mays Gilliam.
Tonight, America will get its first impressions of Mays Gilliam.
Tonight, no matter what, win or lose, I want to see you.
Tonight, no matter what, win or lose, I want to see you.
Tonight, smile, shake hands, and be nice to the wives.
Tonight, smile, shake hands, and be nice to the wives.
Track four. Check out track four.
Track four. Check out track four.
Traveling all over the country and meeting all those people?
Traveling all over the country and meeting all those people?
Trying to be like you, hero! What's up, man? Saving kittens?
Trying to be like you, hero! What's up, man? Saving kittens?
Tupac could have used a guy like you.
Tupac could have used a guy like you.
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
Unless they give me a job in that new mall they're building.
Unless they give me a job in that new mall they're building.
Vice President Brian Lewis still holds a commanding 84 percent.
Vice President Brian Lewis still holds a commanding 84 percent.
Vice President Lewis has finally agreed to one debate...
Vice President Lewis has finally agreed to one debate...
Vice President Lewis won the coin toss.
Vice President Lewis won the coin toss.
Vice President Lewis...
Vice President Lewis...
Vice President Lewis...
Vice President Lewis...
Vote for Gaines and James.
Vote for Gaines and James.
Wait a minute, that's my car!
Wait a minute, that's my car!
Wait up.
Wait up.
Wait, come back!
Wait, come back!
Wait. Here they come.
Wait. Here they come.
We bail people out. We bail out Mexico...
We bail people out. We bail out Mexico...
We can get rid of the school thing with a statement that will blow things over.
We can get rid of the school thing with a statement that will blow things over.
We can run a background check...
We can run a background check...
We can't mingle with the guests. Plus, I don't know you.
We can't mingle with the guests. Plus, I don't know you.
We can't take it. You sell malt liquor to kids.
We can't take it. You sell malt liquor to kids.
We could do it by the tulips. It'll be beautiful
We could do it by the tulips. It'll be beautiful
We could write our own vows!
We could write our own vows!
We didn't take it, we gave her $40,000.
We didn't take it, we gave her $40,000.
We find a candidate, he'll back him.
We find a candidate, he'll back him.
We got a couple of freaks over there.
We got a couple of freaks over there.
We got tired of getting caught up in sex scandals...
We got tired of getting caught up in sex scandals...
We got to kiss this bitch.
We got to kiss this bitch.
We got work to do. We way behind in the polls.
We got work to do. We way behind in the polls.
We have a plane waiting for us.
We have a plane waiting for us.
We interrupt the Jay Z song to bring you this special bulletin.
We interrupt the Jay Z song to bring you this special bulletin.
We just got endorsements from Raekwon the Chef...
We just got endorsements from Raekwon the Chef...
We know what happened today. We know you lost your job.
We know what happened today. We know you lost your job.
We need a candidate that will put on a good show.
We need a candidate that will put on a good show.
We need to put some laws on the Nelly video.
We need to put some laws on the Nelly video.
We need to start putting laws on videos...
We need to start putting laws on videos...
We need to study this issue, and appropriate legislation...
We need to study this issue, and appropriate legislation...
We now return you to the Jay Z song already in progress.
We now return you to the Jay Z song already in progress.
We really had a great time.
We really had a great time.
We should go with something measured, accurate. Let's call him on his record!
We should go with something measured, accurate. Let's call him on his record!
We stand a chance if you call your connections to the energy companies
We stand a chance if you call your connections to the energy companies
We start campaigning tomorrow. We'll be all over the country.
We start campaigning tomorrow. We'll be all over the country.
We want to make sure when they get out that they stay out.
We want to make sure when they get out that they stay out.
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
We won! Aren't you happy?
We won! Aren't you happy?
We won! We did it! Yes!
We won! We did it! Yes!
We'd like you to do something for us.
We'd like you to do something for us.
We'd like you to run for President.
We'd like you to run for President.
We'd like you to run for President.
We'd like you to run for President.
We'll lose this one.
We'll lose this one.
We're gonna do it the way I want it done.
We're gonna do it the way I want it done.
We're here to help. The people really like you.
We're here to help. The people really like you.
We're not joking.
We're not joking.
We're not talking about running a rib shack but a country!
We're not talking about running a rib shack but a country!
We're the government. We know everything.
We're the government. We know everything.
We've got a nice check for you.
We've got a nice check for you.
Welcome to New York City for the 2004 Presidential Debates.
Welcome to New York City for the 2004 Presidential Debates.
Welcome to the show, Alderman Gilliam.
Welcome to the show, Alderman Gilliam.
Welcome to your campaign headquarters.
Welcome to your campaign headquarters.
Well, that depends.
Well, that depends.
What about NATO?
What about NATO?
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing talking to the help?
What are you doing talking to the help?
What are you worried about? Your face isn't on the side of a bus.
What are you worried about? Your face isn't on the side of a bus.
What can you do when you're feeling low
What can you do when you're feeling low
What can you do when you're feeling low
What can you do when you're feeling low
What did you expect? They would just make you President?
What did you expect? They would just make you President?
What do you have there?
What do you have there?
What do you have to say about your brother's controversial comments?
What do you have to say about your brother's controversial comments?
What do you plan to do about taxes?
What do you plan to do about taxes?
What do you plan to do about this?
What do you plan to do about this?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What happened to Gaines?
What happened to Gaines?
What is it?
What is it?
What kind of display was that?
What kind of display was that?
What kind of house is she supposed to get with $40,000? A crack house?
What kind of house is she supposed to get with $40,000? A crack house?
What now?
What now?
What steps should be taken to limit our youth's access...
What steps should be taken to limit our youth's access...
What the hell is he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
What the....
What the....
What's going on down there?
What's going on down there?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's it like...
What's it like...
What's my clothes have to do with.... Are you seeing somebody else?
What's my clothes have to do with.... Are you seeing somebody else?
What's the first thing you're going to do, Mr. President?
What's the first thing you're going to do, Mr. President?
What's the matter with this speech?
What's the matter with this speech?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's up with this guy?
What's up with this guy?
What's up, Warren?
What's up, Warren?
What's your problem? I'm ready, okay?
What's your problem? I'm ready, okay?
Whatever. Cats got nine lives. She'll be fine.
Whatever. Cats got nine lives. She'll be fine.
When I have a son, I hope he's fortunate enough to get stuck up right there.
When I have a son, I hope he's fortunate enough to get stuck up right there.
When I see it I think about the guy who has to scrub Lincoln's balls for minimum wage.
When I see it I think about the guy who has to scrub Lincoln's balls for minimum wage.
When I see that, I think of our forefathers fighting to make this country what it is.
When I see that, I think of our forefathers fighting to make this country what it is.
When I was a kid, my daddy caught me smoking...
When I was a kid, my daddy caught me smoking...
When I went in there I wasn't thinking about being a hero.
When I went in there I wasn't thinking about being a hero.
When I'm President, I'll take care of you.
When I'm President, I'll take care of you.
When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin...
When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin...
When it comes to creating so many enemies...
When it comes to creating so many enemies...
When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food...
When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food...
When the country is in trouble, I'll bail them out.
When the country is in trouble, I'll bail them out.
When you get out there, listen to the crowd.
When you get out there, listen to the crowd.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we on this running mate thing?
Where are we on this running mate thing?
Where I majored in Theater and Communications.
Where I majored in Theater and Communications.
Where's Mitch?
Where's Mitch?
Which America?
Which America?
While people in this country starve every day, I'm an amateur.
While people in this country starve every day, I'm an amateur.
Who am I supposed to pick? Nobody wants to run with me.
Who am I supposed to pick? Nobody wants to run with me.
Who are the backbone and the spirit of this great land of ours.
Who are the backbone and the spirit of this great land of ours.
Who are you to call this place a rattrap?
Who are you to call this place a rattrap?
Who did you call?
Who did you call?
Who do you trust?
Who do you trust?
Who have you guys chosen to run against Lewis?
Who have you guys chosen to run against Lewis?
Who said I was quitting?
Who said I was quitting?
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for?
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for?
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
Who will replace him?
Who will replace him?
Who will run a race they know they can't win?
Who will run a race they know they can't win?
Whose baby is this? It ain't mine!
Whose baby is this? It ain't mine!
Whose mama? Not my mama!
Whose mama? Not my mama!
Why am I not out there driving a damn bus?
Why am I not out there driving a damn bus?
Why are you out here since inmates don't have the right to vote?
Why are you out here since inmates don't have the right to vote?
Why can't you just play the game? Wear a suit!
Why can't you just play the game? Wear a suit!
Why do I have to have bad credit? Can't I be saving up for a car or for school?
Why do I have to have bad credit? Can't I be saving up for a car or for school?
Why do you have to be so negative?
Why do you have to be so negative?
Why don't you cop one of these pork chops?
Why don't you cop one of these pork chops?
Will I get another speech anytime soon?
Will I get another speech anytime soon?
Will now be played by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
Will now be played by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
With his new controversial campaign ads.
With his new controversial campaign ads.
With over 10,000 gun deaths per year in the United States...
With over 10,000 gun deaths per year in the United States...
With the polls about 30 minutes from closing on the East Coast...
With the polls about 30 minutes from closing on the East Coast...
With two very different points of view, battle to win your vote.
With two very different points of view, battle to win your vote.
Work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke?
Work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke?
Would you like our reception to be buffet style or formal seating?
Would you like our reception to be buffet style or formal seating?
Yeah, but I don't even know what I'm all about.
Yeah, but I don't even know what I'm all about.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's over now.
Yeah, it's over now.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah? Well, I got us this far!
Yeah? Well, I got us this far!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, you did. We're having a debate. A debate ain't nothing but an argument.
Yes, you did. We're having a debate. A debate ain't nothing but an argument.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, Lewis! Your mother's got a really big ass!
Yo, Lewis! Your mother's got a really big ass!
Yo, what's up? I'm Osama Bin Laden.
Yo, what's up? I'm Osama Bin Laden.
You ain't talking about my clothes.
You ain't talking about my clothes.
You all need to stop.
You all need to stop.
You all will get a big laugh out of this. You know what? I don't care.
You all will get a big laugh out of this. You know what? I don't care.
You an American?
You an American?
You are so lucky. You don't know how good you got it.
You are so lucky. You don't know how good you got it.
You been talking, but when they gonna let you speak your mind?
You been talking, but when they gonna let you speak your mind?
You better come correct.
You better come correct.
You better not tell!
You better not tell!
You call yourself whores!
You call yourself whores!
You can cut into Lewis' numbers. Talk about the kids, not about the guns.
You can cut into Lewis' numbers. Talk about the kids, not about the guns.
You can go to war when you're 18, but you can't have a drink till you're 21!
You can go to war when you're 18, but you can't have a drink till you're 21!
You can raise taxes, start a war....
You can raise taxes, start a war....
You can run, but you can't hide.
You can run, but you can't hide.
You can survive a stroke...
You can survive a stroke...
You can't challenge his record when Mays doesn't have one.
You can't challenge his record when Mays doesn't have one.
You can't just pick some guy...
You can't just pick some guy...
You can't trust nobody. Everybody's trying to rob you. Nobody!
You can't trust nobody. Everybody's trying to rob you. Nobody!
You can't use food stamps to buy tires.
You can't use food stamps to buy tires.
You couldn't find a congressman...
You couldn't find a congressman...
You do what I tell you to, or you'll be back in D.C. on your bicycle.
You do what I tell you to, or you'll be back in D.C. on your bicycle.
You don't even see my face.
You don't even see my face.
You don't mind, do you?
You don't mind, do you?
You ever been to a horserace? My dad used to take me when I was little.
You ever been to a horserace? My dad used to take me when I was little.
You get 25 points in the polls, consider it a win.
You get 25 points in the polls, consider it a win.
You get California, you get the election.
You get California, you get the election.
You gonna get yours! I'll tell Ma!
You gonna get yours! I'll tell Ma!
You got a damn nub!
You got a damn nub!
You got it?
You got it?
You got just enough money to get your broke ass home...
You got just enough money to get your broke ass home...
You got my word.
You got my word.
You got time to jog, but not to debate?
You got time to jog, but not to debate?
You got your job same way I got mine.
You got your job same way I got mine.
You gotta get to the back of the bus.
You gotta get to the back of the bus.
You guess? You don't know? You either ready or you ain't.
You guess? You don't know? You either ready or you ain't.
You guys couldn't find anybody else to run? You couldn't find nobody?
You guys couldn't find anybody else to run? You couldn't find nobody?
You have no Washington experience, no political experience or connections.
You have no Washington experience, no political experience or connections.
You have some people to talk to. Tomorrow, work.
You have some people to talk to. Tomorrow, work.
You have to get the endorsement. You said you want to win.
You have to get the endorsement. You said you want to win.
You just represent yourself.
You just represent yourself.
You knew about this all along?
You knew about this all along?
You know nothing about Nato? I know nothing about NATO.
You know nothing about Nato? I know nothing about NATO.
You know what they say about first impressions.
You know what they say about first impressions.
You know what you need.
You know what you need.
You know you messed up, man.
You know you messed up, man.
You like the way your campaign is going?
You like the way your campaign is going?
You need anything? Because it look like you need some help.
You need anything? Because it look like you need some help.
You never know, you may look up someday, and it might not be there.
You never know, you may look up someday, and it might not be there.
You said it was your brother. I did my homework as well, okay?
You said it was your brother. I did my homework as well, okay?
You said we needed somebody who can help the party.
You said we needed somebody who can help the party.
You seem like a nice girl.
You seem like a nice girl.
You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen!
You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen!
You suck!
You suck!
You thought you'd leave your kids a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
You thought you'd leave your kids a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
You too, buddy, old pal.
You too, buddy, old pal.
You took the lady's house. Can you at least let her get her cat?
You took the lady's house. Can you at least let her get her cat?
You turned the party out. I have never seen anything like that.
You turned the party out. I have never seen anything like that.
You want to get in, you got to fit in.
You want to get in, you got to fit in.
You, my friend, are an amateur!
You, my friend, are an amateur!
You're 18 years old. You go to war.
You're 18 years old. You go to war.
You're always talking about, "God bless America, and no place else."
You're always talking about, "God bless America, and no place else."
You're an alderman. You work with the people.
You're an alderman. You work with the people.
You're here to lose.
You're here to lose.
You're in this as thick as I am. Of course he's supposed to lose!
You're in this as thick as I am. Of course he's supposed to lose!
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
You're not calling me an ignorant ******...
You're not calling me an ignorant ******...
You're not gonna believe this. We got the Teamsters!
You're not gonna believe this. We got the Teamsters!
You're on with Big Dave.
You're on with Big Dave.
You're probably right.
You're probably right.
You're right, Vice President Lewis. I am an amateur.
You're right, Vice President Lewis. I am an amateur.
You're running for the vice presidency. You're a bail bondsman.
You're running for the vice presidency. You're a bail bondsman.
You're the man! You ain't got to worry about no assassinations or nothing.
You're the man! You ain't got to worry about no assassinations or nothing.
You've got a lot of nerve hanging up on me.
You've got a lot of nerve hanging up on me.
You've got five weeks left.
You've got five weeks left.
You've only got a minute!
You've only got a minute!
You've seen churches burnt to the ground, dogs sicced on kids...
You've seen churches burnt to the ground, dogs sicced on kids...
You've seen Malcolm X and JFK killed.
You've seen Malcolm X and JFK killed.
Young versus old. What's better than this?
Young versus old. What's better than this?
Your coming out party. Campaigns cost money.
Your coming out party. Campaigns cost money.
Your girlfriend is on hold.
Your girlfriend is on hold.
Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller.
Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller.
20 percent black, 21 percent Asian, 39 percent Hispanic.
20 percent black, 21 percent Asian, 39 percent Hispanic.
"Fuh buh"? Fubu.
"Fuh buh"? Fubu.
A word from our sponsor. We want to debate!
A word from our sponsor. We want to debate!
Am I getting paid for this? Yeah.
Am I getting paid for this? Yeah.
Are you an American? Yes.
Are you an American? Yes.
Bad? Yes, sir.
Bad? Yes, sir.
Boy, I'm proud of you! Mr. President! Mr. Vice President.
Boy, I'm proud of you! Mr. President! Mr. Vice President.
But it's a Chinese food restaurant. So, what's with the fried rice?
But it's a Chinese food restaurant. So, what's with the fried rice?
Can I get a good night kiss? No.
Can I get a good night kiss? No.
Can I have a massage? Yes!
Can I have a massage? Yes!
Can we do this? We're the government. We can do anything.
Can we do this? We're the government. We can do anything.
Can't you let somebody go check? We already looked.
Can't you let somebody go check? We already looked.
Connelly? Boys.
Connelly? Boys.
Don't you play with me like that. I'm not playing.
Don't you play with me like that. I'm not playing.
Don't you remember? It was on the news! Not my news.
Don't you remember? It was on the news! Not my news.
Fix it! Get to work. I'm trying.
Fix it! Get to work. I'm trying.
For President. Of what?
For President. Of what?
Foreign Affairs? No, not Foreign Affairs.
Foreign Affairs? No, not Foreign Affairs.
Good evening, sir. What's up, Nikki?
Good evening, sir. What's up, Nikki?
Got tickets to the symphony. Really?
Got tickets to the symphony. Really?
Hall and Oates! The Fat Boys, Rob Base.
Hall and Oates! The Fat Boys, Rob Base.
Have you decided on a running mate? We're thinking about it.
Have you decided on a running mate? We're thinking about it.
He talked about your mother! So what?
He talked about your mother! So what?
Hello? Good morning, Mr. President.
Hello? Good morning, Mr. President.
Hello? You up?
Hello? You up?
Hold on a second, I got another call. You better not put me on hold.
Hold on a second, I got another call. You better not put me on hold.
Hold on a second. How could you put me on hold?
Hold on a second. How could you put me on hold?
How about a cripple? I don't think so, Charlie.
How about a cripple? I don't think so, Charlie.
How do you propose we do that? Watch this.
How do you propose we do that? Watch this.
I believe the Alderman is over his time. You had eight years to talk.
I believe the Alderman is over his time. You had eight years to talk.
I can do something. No!
I can do something. No!
I can't do it. But it's Election Day!
I can't do it. But it's Election Day!
I can't stress that enough. Alderman Gilliam?
I can't stress that enough. Alderman Gilliam?
I like you, sir. Shut up.
I like you, sir. Shut up.
I love you, man! I love you, too.
I love you, man! I love you, too.
I voted for big business. I voted for Lewis.
I voted for big business. I voted for Lewis.
I wish we'd get into the White House. To have a cookout?
I wish we'd get into the White House. To have a cookout?
I wish you luck, sir. Arigatou.
I wish you luck, sir. Arigatou.
I'll take a T bone. You like gizzards, too?
I'll take a T bone. You like gizzards, too?
I'll talk to you later. Bye. All right.
I'll talk to you later. Bye. All right.
I'm coming! She's coming!
I'm coming! She's coming!
Is this good? It's great.
Is this good? It's great.
It is late, I'm out of here. You need to take a cab.
It is late, I'm out of here. You need to take a cab.
It's like that? That's the way it is.
It's like that? That's the way it is.
Just okay? I'm just playing.
Just okay? I'm just playing.
just some finger foods. Thought that was you.
just some finger foods. Thought that was you.
Know what I mean? I like you for you.
Know what I mean? I like you for you.
Let's dance. I have to work.
Let's dance. I have to work.
Let's get this thing going. Come on.
Let's get this thing going. Come on.
Lisa, I need some help in here! Will you wait a damn minute?
Lisa, I need some help in here! Will you wait a damn minute?
Lord, we're going to jail. We're not going to jail.
Lord, we're going to jail. We're not going to jail.
McMasters? Big boys.
McMasters? Big boys.
Mr. Earl, nice to see you. Nice to see you too, sir.
Mr. Earl, nice to see you. Nice to see you too, sir.
Nice car. Ain't it, though?
Nice car. Ain't it, though?
No, it isn't. Yes, it is!
No, it isn't. Yes, it is!
Of the United States. Of what?
Of the United States. Of what?
Of what? Of America.
Of what? Of America.
Of what? The United States.
Of what? The United States.
Oh, my God! We've got to stop him.
Oh, my God! We've got to stop him.
Should we call Hammer? No.
Should we call Hammer? No.
Show them how you do it. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Show them how you do it. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
So you can blow up the bus line? One thing at a time.
So you can blow up the bus line? One thing at a time.
So, where are you off to now? I'm not even sure.
So, where are you off to now? I'm not even sure.
Stay focused. Take your time.
Stay focused. Take your time.
Stop being in such a hurry. We've been here all morning.
Stop being in such a hurry. We've been here all morning.
That ain't right! Right! So, let me get this straight.
That ain't right! Right! So, let me get this straight.
That ain't right! Where is the nub?
That ain't right! Where is the nub?
That went well. Very touching.
That went well. Very touching.
That's great, little brother! They'll announce it at a press conference.
That's great, little brother! They'll announce it at a press conference.
The kids liked me. You were very genuine.
The kids liked me. You were very genuine.
The Million Babies Mamas March? It's a very good cause.
The Million Babies Mamas March? It's a very good cause.
These girls are good. Good morning, Mays.
These girls are good. Good morning, Mays.
They don't trust you. I'm not the one stealing people's houses.
They don't trust you. I'm not the one stealing people's houses.
They liked it. I don't care what they liked.
They liked it. I don't care what they liked.
They're getting nervous. We've got to do something.
They're getting nervous. We've got to do something.
This is amazing! It's amazing.
This is amazing! It's amazing.
We already have gun licensing. But that's only to carry the gun.
We already have gun licensing. But that's only to carry the gun.
We picked you because Shut up!
We picked you because Shut up!
What about Mosley? Girls.
What about Mosley? Girls.
What about Sanderson? That's a joke.
What about Sanderson? That's a joke.
What are your plans for Social Security? Give it to old people.
What are your plans for Social Security? Give it to old people.
What do you think you're doing? Stop it.
What do you think you're doing? Stop it.
What does she do? She sleeps with you.
What does she do? She sleeps with you.
What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is this? Where's Mays?
What the hell is this? Where's Mays?
What time is it? I think it's a little after 7:00.
What time is it? I think it's a little after 7:00.
What was it, Mr. Hawkins? The bus.
What was it, Mr. Hawkins? The bus.
What you were up against. The odds!
What you were up against. The odds!
What's going on? I'm leaving you! That's what's going on.
What's going on? I'm leaving you! That's what's going on.
Who did you vote for? For what?
Who did you vote for? For what?
Who doesn't like a hero? Big business loves a hero!
Who doesn't like a hero? Big business loves a hero!
Why did you change the channel? He's scared!
Why did you change the channel? He's scared!
Why'd your brother make you anchorman? I don't have
Why'd your brother make you anchorman? I don't have
Yeah, but you like it, right? A little.
Yeah, but you like it, right? A little.
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
You didn't see me on the news? No, I didn't.
You didn't see me on the news? No, I didn't.
You know me. No, I don't know you.
You know me. No, I don't know you.
You should consider Sanders. We're considering several options.
You should consider Sanders. We're considering several options.
You the man! You the woman!
You the man! You the woman!
You'll be in good hands. Pleased to meet you, sir.
You'll be in good hands. Pleased to meet you, sir.
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
"God bless America, and no place else."
"God bless America, and no place else."
"I have a dream that one day...
"I have a dream that one day...
"this nation will rise up...
"this nation will rise up...
$10 on three.
$10 on three.
$20 trillion one, $20 trillion two....
$20 trillion one, $20 trillion two....

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Execution Soundboard
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Toyota SFX Library
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TrinityS (Original Soundtrack) - Video Game Music
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A History Of Unreal Music - Video Game Music
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8ty98o
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Eminence In The Shadow Soundboard
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Giuse Lombardo
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Stacey Q Soundboard
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Bakugan: Defenders Of The Core - Video Game Music
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The Soul Power
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BurnStar バーンスター - Video Game Music
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Showering SFX Library
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Shutirou
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Doberman SFX Library
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Quack Collection
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3D Spins! - Video Game Music
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Demise - Ascension - Video Game Music
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Munin - Video Game Music
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Capra Soundboard
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Radal Soundboard
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Hahn Krähen Soundboard
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Astrology DS: The Stars In Your Hands Russel Grant's Astrology - Video Game Music
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Yogi Bear
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Reflect Missile Trajectile リフレクトミサイル - Video Game Music
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VRITRA HEXA ORIGINAL SOUND TRACKS - Video Game Music
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Hybris - Video Game Music
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Eidolon - Ambient Tracks - Video Game Music
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Soul Sacrifice Delta ソウル・サクリファイス デルタ - Video Game Music
Vibrant artwork of Soul Sacrifice Delta featuring characters and mythical creatures in an epic fantasy setting.
Rear Door SFX Library
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The Mythical Dacentrurian - Joe And Mac: Caveman Ninja - Bosses (Arcade)
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Soldier Girl Amazon (Terra Cresta) Sei Senshi Amatelass 聖戦士アマテラス - Video Game Music
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Biswanath Mukhopadhyay
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ShoeNice 420 Soundboard
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Canaan - Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold: The Fafnir Knight - Voices (NPCs) (3DS)
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Tamilsong Soundboard
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Randy Cantrell
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NoomDeezy
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Ali Howard - Forza Horizon - Racers (Italian) (Xbox 360)
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Atletico De Madrid Football Club Songs
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Xamuel Soundboard
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Air Boat SFX Library
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Emma Sheen - SD Gundam G Generation Genesis - Combat Dialogue (Nintendo Switch)
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Franklin's Great Adventures - Video Game Music
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The Return Of Spooktacle (Plant Island) My Singing Monsters - The Return Of Spooktacle (Plant Island) - Video Game Music
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Katrina Watts
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Austin Rose
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Velvet Soundboard
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Funny Discord Memes
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Hi-fi SFX Library
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EINER SANTIAGO DAZA JAIMES
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Circus! Soundboard
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Jane Joseph
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Nelu Soundboard
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Rocko's Modern Life: Spunky's Dangerous Day - Video Game Music
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Toad Sounds: Mario Kart 7
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Canaglia
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Random 近 Sounds
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Tenkiame Tenkiame: Sun Shower 天気雨 - Video Game Music
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God Forsaken Touhou - Video Game Music
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48 HOURS TO LIVE Soundboard
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Mook 15 - Yakuza - Ryu Ga Gotoku - Enemy Characters (PlayStation 2)
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SaticUSA Soundboard
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Click Button SFX Library
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Brandon Dailey (The Gotham Ninja)
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Fighting Run ファイティングラン - Video Game Music
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Андрей Наумов
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Hero's Saga Laevatein Tactics Eiyuu Senki Laevatein 英雄戦記レーヴァテイン - Video Game Music
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Dayna
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Lk_sis Soundboard
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Anna Fisher
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Lineage - The Glorious History 리니지 - The Glorious History - Video Game Music
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Peter Micheli
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Manip Soundboard
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Anthony Rath
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Karen Bonilla
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Lauren Coureas
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سعد عبد الله سعد ال حنيان
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Barbara Bertoli
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Aah SFX
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Jacques Bacon
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The Suffering: Ties That Bind (Re-Engineered Soundtrack) - Video Game Music
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Sound Effects - Happy Wheels (Mobile) - Miscellaneous (Mobile)
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Michael C. Hall - Waze GPS
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One Armed Bandit SFX Library
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Onigiri Original Sound Track 鬼斬 Original Sound Track - Video Game Music
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Alakabla Soundboard
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Gran Turismo 5 - Video Game Music
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Christian Rockwell
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Coin Drop SFX Library
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Wha Soundboard
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Gears Of War: Judgment The - Video Game Music
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Mai-Hime Bakuretsu! Fuuka Gakuen Gekitoushi?! 舞-HiME 爆裂! 風華学園激闘史?! - Video Game Music
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Witches Of Eastwick Soundboard
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