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A baby.
A nudge.
Aah!
Aah.
Aah.
Agh!
Agh!
Agh.
Agh.
Agreed?
Agreed.
Ah, ah!
Ah. Ah. Unh.
Ahh.
Aim.
All right, good. That's where you wanna go.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go. Careful of the edges!
All right, now I'm gonna tether you to me.
All right, okay.
All right, the way I see it...
All right.
All right. After you.
All right. Keep going.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right...
Am I a go to assist Dr. Stone in removing the panel?
Am I a go to cut link to auxiliary?
Am I a go to retrieve?
And by this time tomorrow, you're gonna be back in Lake Zurich with a hell of a story to tell.
And I have a bad feeling about this mission. Ha, ha.
And she makes me so proud. So, so proud.
And that is good, because I'm running on fumes here.
And then I realize that this guy is not a guy.
And to think he went to Harvard.
And where are you driving to?
And you tell her that I'm not quitting.
Aningaaq.
Aningaaq. Mayday.
Aningaaq...
Anxiety's not good for the heart.
Any use as an escape pod for reentry is impossible.
Anybody...?
Anyone...?
Anything. I don't care, as long as they don't talk. I just drive.
Are you close to the airlock?
As Houston recalls, she, uh, took off in your '74 GTO.
Astronaut is off structure. Dr. Stone is off structure.
Because either way...
Better.
Booting comms card now.
But I crashed it.
But I'm gonna die today.
But it was just right under the bed.
But not without me because you're my last ride.
But still, it's a matter of what you do now.
But that would be just a best guess scenario on my part.
But the thing is, it's that I'm still scared.
Call Anatoly and tell him he's been bumped.
Can you do that for me?
Can you get the Explorer to prepare the airlock for arrival? Copy?
Can you please tell her...
Can't beat the view.
Card is up.
Certainly.
Check your watch. Thirteen hours and 11 minutes.
Chinese lifeboat is a Shenzhou.
Classical?
Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Matt, talk to me.
Come on, Ryan, say it.
Come on, Ryan.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Agh!
Comms card reboot in progress.
Congratulations. Kick back, take the rest of the day off.
Copy all, Houston, and in work.
Copy all.
Copy that, Houston.
Copy that, Houston.
Copy. Explorer, prep airlock.
Could Houston be misinterpreting the data?
Could you be a little more specific?
Current debris orbit does not overlap with your trajectory.
Dad wanted a boy.
Damn it.
Damn it. Agh!
Debris chain reaction is out of control and rapidly expanding.
Debris from the missile strike has caused a chain reaction...
Debris is from a BSE sat.
Define "multiple satellites."
Did you find the vodka?
Did you try the soft landing jets?
DMA M1, M2, M3 and M4 are complete.
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Do you see the airlock?
Down there. Mother Earth.
Dr. Stone and I are gonna make our way back to base.
Dr. Stone and I have determined to proceed to ISS...
Dr. Stone and I would like to retrieve the body...
Dr. Stone, do you copy?
Dr. Stone, do you copy?
Dr. Stone, do you copy?
Dr. Stone, Houston.
Dr. Stone, Houston.
Dr. Stone, Medical is asking if you want to return to Explorer.
Dr. Stone...
Driving home.
Either I make it down there in one piece...
Either way, whichever way...
Engineering admits that you warned us that this could happen.
Engineering is recommending a vis check for component damage.
Engineering requests fuel status on the jetpack prototype.
Engineering says thank you.
Enjoy your last walk.
Especially Engineering.
Even Engineering?
Even for your pretty blue eyes.
Ever since then, that's what I do.
Every time I passed over Texas, I looked down...
Every time.
Except for a slight malfunction in the nulling of the roll axis...
Expect a communication blackout at any moment.
Explorer, do you copy?
Explorer, do you copy?
Explorer, Dr. Stone requesting faster transport to bay area.
Explorer, engage arm and pivot to cargo bay.
Explorer, new data coming through.
Explorer, over. Explorer.
Explorer, ready to disengage HST.
Explorer, repeat...
Explorer, this is Houston.
Explorer, this is Kowalski, confirming visual Contact with debris.
Explorer's been hit. Explorer, do you read?
Fire.
Five hours off the reservation and I show 30 percent drain.
Five.
Flash your light.
Four.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Funny, that.
Give her...
Give my compliments to Engineering.
Go ahead, Houston.
Go.
Go.
Got it.
Got you.
GPS is down. I can't... It's down, I can't...
Grab ahold!
Grab anything!
Grab him!
Grab him! Agh!
Great.
Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
He appears to be doing some form of the Macarena.
Her name is Sarah.
Here we go.
Here. Here!
Here's hoping you have a hell of an insurance policy, Houston.
Hey, doc.
Hey, Matt?
Hey, Matt?
Hey, Ryan?
Hey, Ryan?
Hey, Ryan.
Hey, you wanna know the good news?
Hey.
Hey.
Houston, can you please turn that music off?
Houston, do you copy?
Houston, Explorer. Copy.
Houston, from first inspection, comms panel appears to be dead.
Houston, here's the tricky part.
Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Houston, I'm fine.
Houston, I've lost visual of Dr. Stone.
Houston, I've lost visual of Dr. Stone.
Houston, in the blind, this is Dr. Ryan Stone.
Houston, in the blind, we have a visual of the ISS.
Houston, in the blind.
Houston, in the blind. This is Kowalski.
Houston, in the blind. This is Kowalski.
Houston, in the blind. This is Kowalski.
Houston, in the blind. This is Kowalski.
Houston, in the blind. To confirm:
Houston, in the blind...
Houston, in the blind...
Houston, this is Explorer, copy.
Houston, this is Kowalski. How do you copy?
Houston, this is Mission Specialist Ryan Stone.
Houston, this is Mission... Mission Specialist Ryan Stone.
Houston, update.
Houston, you're coming in over an AM frequency. Copy.
Houston. Houston, in the blind.
Houston. Houston, please confirm identity.
Houston. This is Dr. Ryan Stone.
How are you feeling?
How did you get here?
How long do you think it'll take you?
How you feeling?
Hubble telescope engaged. Upgrade fully functional.
Huh? No? All right.
Huh? Tell me what happened.
I am off structure and I am drifting. Do you copy?
I apologize for not complying.
I can see the Chinese station.
I can't engage my thrust with you two yo yoing around.
I can't. The board is still initializing.
I could get used to it.
I crashed it every time.
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
I don't know! I don't know, I'm spinning! I can't...!
I don't know.
I found a little extra... A little extra battery power.
I get it, it's nice up here.
I got him!
I had a daughter.
I had you. I had you. I had you.
I hate space.
I have a visual of Explorer.
I have brown eyes.
I have to say, I'm glad to see you.
I hope I see her soon.
I just drive.
I know, we're all gonna die. Everybody knows that.
I know, you never realized how devastatingly good looking I am.
I listen to the radio.
I mean, I'd say one for myself, but I've never prayed in my life, so...
I mean, what's the point of going on? What's the point of living?
I need help. I am...
I need to... I need to get rid of the Bay O...
I said...
I see she's holding hands with some hairy guy in board shorts...
I should've stopped working as soon as you instructed me to.
I tried everything.
I used to sing to my baby.
I wake up...
I was driving when I got the call, so...
I was just happy that they didn't cut the funding to my research.
I will correct trajectory.
I will engage S Ka Dae...
I'm about to undock from Tiangong.
I'm afraid we're getting nothing on this end, doctor.
I'm calling from the Soyuz TMA 14M.
I'm currently out of fuel and adrift, do you copy?
I'm fine, Houston.
I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm all right.
I'm gonna break Anatoly's record...
I'm gonna make it.
I'm losing visual of you. In a few seconds I won't be able to track you.
I'm not gonna make it. I'm slowing you down.
I'm pulling you with me.
I'm ready.
I'm really scared.
I'm redlining. My O2 tank pressure is low.
I'm Stone. Dr. Ryan Stone.
I'm telling you, it's a hell of a story.
I'm telling you, it's a hell of a story.
I'm trying, I'm trying!
I'm used to a basement lab in a hospital where things fall to the floor.
I've got you. Right here.
I've never flown a Shenzhou.
If somebody is listening, they might just save your life.
If this works, when we touch down tomorrow, I'm buying all you guys a round of drinks.
If you copy, please confirm identity.
If you decide to go, then you gotta just get on with it.
If you don't detach, that arm's gonna carry you too far!
If you factor in our current orbit...
Illinois.
Illinois. Central time zone.
In the Soyuz, the power button is...
In the Soyuz, the power button is...
Indeterminate estimates make Houston anxious.
Initiate emergency disconnect from Hubble. Begin reentry procedure.
Installing your system in the Hubble is the purpose of this mission...
Is that a lullaby you're singing?
Is there a Mr. Stone?
Is this the Chinese station? Is this Tiangong? Copy.
ISS is at 7 o'clock.
ISS is at...
ISS, if you hear us...
ISS, initiate emergency evacuation.
ISS, this is Houston.
It doesn't matter.
It helps that I didn't have you around to distract me.
It was '96. I'd been up here for 42 days.
It's 8:00.
It's a bit of a hike...
It's a simulator, that's what it's designed for.
It's above you, next to the Zarya module.
It's amazing.
It's been confirmed that it's the unintentional side effect...
It's designed for hospital use, but this one's a prototype.
It's getting hot in here. Okay. All right.
It's just a new set of eyes to scan the edge of the universe.
It's just keeping your lunch down in zero G is harder than it looks.
It's not good. Most of our systems are gone.
It's safe.
It's the same feeling I had about Mardi Gras in 1987.
It's time to go home.
Its reentry protocol is identical to the Soyuz.
Its reentry protocol is identical to the Soyuz.
Jesus Christ.
Just a little Sunday drive.
Just remember, Houston's partial to margaritas.
Just say something, say anything. I don't care.
Keep going.
Keep singing. And sing and sing.
Kennedy reports meteorological conditions no go...
Kind of like winning the lottery, huh?
Kowals... I have a vis... Kowalski, I have a visual.
Kowalski, initiate emergency disconnect from the Hubble.
Kowalski, repor...
Kowalski, visual of debris at 9 o'clock.
Kowalski, we know you don't care about things like this...
Kowalski! Is this great or what?
Kowalski? Kowalski, do you copy?
Kowalski.
Lake Zurich.
Landing is green.
Landing is launching. It's the same. Didn't you learn that in training?
Landing...
Landing... Landing is launching.
Let me see what's going on.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go home.
Let's go visit the Chinese station.
Lieutenant Kowalski, do you copy?
Like a Chihuahua that's being tumble dried.
Link to communications card ready for data reception.
Locks releasing in three, two, one.
Look to the west.
Look, you need to board the station.
Man down! Man down!
Matt, do you have a visual...
Matt, I made it, I'm here, I'm on the station. Do you copy?
Matt, immediate return to Explorer. Repeat, immediate return to Explorer.
Matt, this is Ryan, copy.
Matt, this is Ryan, copy.
Matt...
Mayday, can you copy?
Mayday, mayday. Mayday.
Medical is concerned about your ECG readings.
Medical now have you with a temperature drop to 35.9...
Mind if I join the fun?
Minie...
Minie...
Mission Specialist Dr. Stone and Mission Commander Matthew Kowalski...
Most likely a spy sat gone bad. Now it's shrapnel.
Most of them are gone.
Multiple satellites are down and they keep on falling.
My CO2 alarm went off. My CO2 alarm went off.
Nearly there. Replacing battery module A1 and C.
Negative. We've been here a week, Houston. Let's just finish this. Ahem.
Never crossed my mind.
Never... Never mind the story, Houston. Never mind the story.
No more just driving.
No, 8 percent.
No, let's let the boys down there worry for us.
No, no, no, don't!
No, no, no, Houston. Don't be anxious.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no! Damn it, no!
No, no, no. No, my name is not mayday.
No, still nothing.
No, that's a negative.
No!
No! Don't you fu...
No.
No.
No. No.
Nobody ever taught me how.
Nobody ever taught me how.
Nobody will mourn for me, no one will pray for my soul.
NORAD reports a Russian satellite has incurred a missile strike.
Not a problem.
Not any more than usual, Houston. Diagnostics are green.
Not one second. Now. Shut it down.
Not yet.
Not yet. I wasn't kidding about those fumes.
Now you decide to shut up? Talk to me.
Now you're getting light headed, right?
Now, Houston?
Now, to clear you from the jets, I'm gonna give you a little push.
NPR?
O2 down to 1 percent.
O2 down to 2 percent.
O2 down to 5 percent.
O2 down to 6 percent.
Oh, come on. You've been yammering since we left Cape Canaveral.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm gonna die, Aningaaq.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, no. I'm coming to get you.
Oh, nothing, Matt.
Oh, you don't have four minutes. We're going manual.
Oh, you're a clever son of a bitch, Matt.
Okay, all right.
Okay, come on.
Okay, come on. Come on. Come on.
Okay, great, just like training.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm done. I'm done.
Okay, landing, landing.
Okay, landing. All right.
Okay, let me tell you a story.
Okay, okay. Here, here! I'm here!
Okay, sorry. Yes, copy.
Okay, that doesn't sound good.
Okay, this way.
Okay, uh, undocking, undocking. Um...
Okay, uh, undocking, undocking. Um...
Okay, we detach this and we go home. Piece of cake.
Okay, what do we have?
Okay, where is it?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Activate... Activate undock.
Okay. Copy that, Explorer.
Okay. Okay, good.
Okay. Okay, I remember this. I remember this.
Okay. Okay, I remember this. I remember this.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Pretty scary shit being untethered up here, isn't it?
Okay. Soft landing jets trigger automatically...
Okay. Where is it, where is it?
Okay. Where is it, where is it?
One eighty.
One hour. Ahem.
One.
Only a simulator.
Or is it too late?
Our current location is approximately...
Our radar...
Our radars detect you on a reentry trajectory.
Outstanding.
Over there.
Oxygen is going down. It's going down fast. It's going down fast. Nine...
Please confirm link.
Please copy.
Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.
Please don't do this. No, no, no. Please don't, Matt.
Please elaborate.
Please expand.
Please proceed.
Please talk to me.
Please, please, please. Please don't do this.
Please.
Please.
Proceeding to override.
Put a bow on it, Dr. Stone.
Radio transmission absent.
Red.
Reminds me of a story, Houston. Aah!
Repeat, do you copy?
Report your position.
Report your status.
Rescue mission is on the way.
Right back at you, Houston.
Right now, your eyes are bloodshot.
Right. Copy that.
Right. Okay.
Roger that.
Roger that.
Ryan, do you hear me?
Ryan, let go.
Ryan, you copy?
Ryan, you're gonna have to learn to let go.
Ryan!
Ryan?
See? Where you go, I go.
Set your watch for 90 minutes.
Seven minutes to get out of here.
Shariff, what's your status?
She doesn't like to brush it.
She was 4.
She was so worried about that shoe, Matt.
Shenzhou, come on.
Shenzhou, in the blind, this is Houston.
Shenzhou, in the blind...
Shenzhou. Shenzhou.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Should we be worried?
Shouldn't we be turning? We're drifting again.
Shut up.
Since I had to listen to endless hours...
Sing me to sleep, and I'll sleep.
Sip, Ryan.
Sit back, enjoy the ride.
Six weeks I'm blowing kisses at that woman.
Skies over the Midwest are completely clear...
Slipped, hit her head, and that was it.
So I packed my car, and I headed to...
So now that we have some distance between us...
So where's home, Dr. Stone?
So you have to sip, not gulp.
So, doc, now that you work for NASA, how do you like us?
So, what do you like about being up here?
So, what is this scanning system?
Sorry. Sorry.
Soyuz has to think...
Stand by for arm maneuver.
Stand by for locking.
Stand by, Houston, I'm gonna reboot the comms card.
Standing by.
Steady.
Stop, stop, stop!
Streets are full of people, I'm thinking there's no way I'm gonna find this girl.
Stupidest thing.
Sunday drive?
Surprisingly, Control hasn't heard the Mardi Gras story.
System is ready to reactivate.
Telecommunication systems are dead.
Tell me about, uh, Mardi Gras. Tell me about the hairy guy.
Tell me where you are, give me your position.
Tell them I still prefer my '67 Corvette, though.
Terrific.
Thank you, doctor.
Thank you, Houston. Agh.
Thank you, Kowalski.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That applause you hear is for you, Shariff.
That my girl is holding hands with...
That second Soyuz is too damaged for reentry...
That would make it roughly...
That's a Chinese station.
That's a date, doctor.
That's a negative, we're not seeing any data.
That's a negative.
That's an order.
That's as close to an apology as you're going to get from them.
That's because you're breathing CO2.
That's better.
That's good.
That's nice, Aningaaq. Keep singing, just like that.
That's okay.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
That's right, that's right. Come on, come on.
That's so sweet.
That's what I'm gonna miss the most.
The bad news is...
The Chinese station's about 100 miles.
The damages to Explorer...
The good news is, we're about 5 minutes from the ISS...
The impact has created a cloud of debris...
The problem must be originating from the comms panel.
The radio.
The silence.
The station must have been evacuated because the first Soyuz...
The sunrise.
The tether broke, I'm detached! I'm detached!
Then all of a sudden, I look up and there she is. I'm about to yell out.
Then we land at Edwards and I find out that she's run off with this lawyer.
There was nothing you could do to change that.
There we go. Let me guess.
There you are. Hang on tight.
There you are. Okay.
There's a baby with you, huh?
There's nobody up here that can hurt you.
They can't hear us.
They're calling from Earth.
They're for landing, so...
This can has one or two good thrusts left...
This is Houston...
Those are dogs.
Three point six PSI.
Three, two...
Three...
Three... Three...
Tijuana. You've told this story, Kowalski.
To Anatoly.
To confirm...
Top 40?
Traveling faster than a high speed bullet up towards your altitude. All copy.
Tri module separation.
Try again.
Uh, eenie, meenie...
Uh, I got it.
Uh...
Undocking, undocking.
Undocking.
Unh! Agh.
Visual examination doesn't reveal any damaged components.
Visuals nonexistent.
Visuals nonexistent.
Wait.
We don't know that. That's why we keep talking.
We should have listened to you, doc.
We were gonna get hit no matter what.
We'll keep you posted on any developments.
We're fine! Unh.
We're getting there.
We're going back to the shuttle. How's that for a plan? Copy?
We're going to miss you, Matt.
We've deployed a rescue mission...
Well, I've got good news and bad news.
Well, it's been a rough week. If it makes you feel any better...
Well, it's day one, and I'm bumping my way down Bourbon Street...
Well, looks like we're going to have to improvise.
Well, Medical doesn't agree, doc. Are you feeling nauseous?
Well, my eyes are brown.
Well, people say I have beautiful blue eyes.
Well, then you know.
Well, we have a full on chain reaction.
Well, we're not receiving any data.
Well, you did all right.
Well, you weren't so bad yourself.
Well, you're the genius up here.
What are the good people of Lake Zurich doing at 8:00?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do you miss down there?
What have we got?
What kind of a name is Ryan for a girl?
What now?
What would you be doing?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What, what?
What? What?
What's the blowback, Houston?
Where are you? Give me a visual. Just tell me what you see.
Where are you? Where are you? Comms. Comms.
Where are you? Where are you? Forty five, 90, 180.
Where do you pitch your tent?
Where is he? Where is he?
Where is it?
Where is the power? Here you are.
Where the hell is that?
Will commence search for survivors.
Will you mourn for me?
Will you say a prayer for me?
Wine, not beer.
With north at 12 o'clock...
Woof, woof.
Yeah, Lieutenant Kowalski, yes. Yes, Lieutenant Kowalski, I'm here!
Yeah, pretty scary shit.
Yeah, that seems to be the case.
Yeah, well, call me a genius...
Yeah?
Yeah. Yes.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes. Yes, I see it. I see it.
You are gonna see a little girl with brown hair...
You can holster that torch, Dr. Stone.
You can just shut down all the systems...
You copy?
You copy?
You gotta admit one thing:
You gotta be kidding me!
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta plant both your feet on the ground and start living life.
You have beautiful blue eyes.
You have beautiful...
You have to let me go.
You just hold on, and I'm gonna start pulling you in.
You keep dropping and you're gonna kiss the atmosphere.
You know, to know...
You need to board the station.
You need to detach!
You need to focus. Anything, use the sun and the Earth, give me coordinates.
You never flown the Soyuz either?
You point the damn thing at Earth. It's not rocket science.
You see it?
You see that dot in the distance?
You should see the sun on the Ganges.
You tell her that I love her so much.
You tell her that I love her, Matt.
You tell her that she is my angel.
You're attracted to me, right?
You're breathing too fast.
You're burning oxygen, and we don't wanna do that.
You're burning oxygen.
You're gonna make it, Ryan.
You're gonna make it.
You're gonna take the Soyuz, and you're gonna cruise over there.
You're losing altitude, Tiangong.
You're losing consciousness.
You're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere.
You're pulling me away.
You're the expert, doctor. It's your call.
You've just left the hospital after an 18 hour shift.
Your dogs. Dogs, you know.
Your kid died. Doesn't get any rougher than that.
Your O2, give me your O2.
Your status. Give me your readings.
Your tank is out of oxygen, but you still have it in your suit.
Mayday. Yes, yes. Mayday, mayday.
Aah! Gotcha.
Agh! No.
Agh! No.
Agh! What?
Airlock engaged, ready to receive. Houston, elaborate.
All right, Shariff, let's do this. Roger, Matt.
All right. We've lost Houston.
All right. Nearly there. Copy. Please hurry.
And I crashed it every time. Do you wanna go back or stay here?
Aningaaq is your name? Is that your name? Mayday. Aningaaq.
Aningaaq, is that your name? Aningaaq.
Assistance appreciated. Permission granted.
Brake! Brake. You have to brake! I can't, the can's...
But I... I wanna hear you say...
Clutch him like he's your valentine. I got him.
Do you have a visual of Explorer? No.
Do you have a visual of ISS? No.
Dr. Stone requesting faster transport. We have to go. We have to go, go, go!