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Role Models (2008) "Role Models" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2008 that follows the journey of two salesmen who

Role Models (2008)

"Role Models" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2008 that follows the journey of two salesmen who find themselves sentenced to community service as role models for troubled kids. Starring the comedic duo of Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, the movie showcases their incredible chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through the challenges of mentoring their assigned misfit children.

The film features a talented cast, including Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Jane Lynch, who all deliver outstanding performances that add to the laughter and heart of the story. "Role Models" not only provides a lot of laughs but also explores themes of friendship, growth, and the importance of positive role models in our lives.

If you're looking for a fun and light-hearted movie that will leave you in stitches, "Role Models" is definitely a must-watch. And the best part? You can easily play and download the sounds of this film right here! So grab your popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare for a wild and memorable ride with "Role Models."
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A black Sheba.
A gift. I love him so much.
A great little dude? You're cute.
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go.
A mere 12 years ago, I was a raging alcoholic.
A minotaur!
A party to, not the party.
A prison of drugs, alcohol and sick thoughts.
A very animalistic woman,
A what?
About time! Let's rip this shit up!
Actually, we need your help.
Ah, Sarah.
Ah!
Ah! Gleebo, look at you. A visage.
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal has Mercury delivered upon us today
All hail King Blufgan!
All hail Lunesta.
All hail Queen Esplen of Navalore!
All my costumes have the same colors and same symbols as Xanthia.
All right, Ronnie. That's enough.
All right, you were right.
All right? Please. Danny.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Don't encourage him. He did kill the king.
All right. Bye.
All right. I'II...
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
All right. Let's move right along here.
All right. That was good!
All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.
All right. You boys have fun.
All right. You're my PIC, Wheeler.
An honorable, albeit court appointed, friend once said to me,
And a large black coffee.
And all of their songs are about fucking!
And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly,
And besides, you can't start a country with two people.
And don't expect me to testify on your behalf.
And for every can sold, Minotaur will make a donation
And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?
And grande is Spanish for large.
And group B, go with Duane. What you got on tap, Duane?
And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
And he thought he'd stabbed you.
And her whispering eye.
And holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand,
And how this girl's gonna get some of his dick!
And I came in here, I proposed to you...
And I can just walk right out of here.
And I don't know which way is up!
And I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
And I get to sing your name
And I got a little something something for you to wear.
And I hope we'll be all right
And I like boobies.
And I miss you so much
And I really feel as if it's given me some perspective on things.
And I think you two dudes are gonna become real homeys.
And I would love to take you if you're interested.
And I'll fade into the mist.
And if I stay with Sturdy Wings for another five years,
And if it's meant to be, you just...
And if you get hit in the chest, then you're...
And if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
And if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
And in such strange and frightful attire?
And instead, over the next 30 days,
And it makes me feel bad about me that I can't make you happier.
And it's particularly terrifying because it's true.
And left him so you could go get a blow job.
And listen good. I am a very animalistic woman,
And me, the Cat!
And nothing would make me happier than to fight alongside you brave men.
And now you're gonna have to stay after class.
And once it's in our tummies
And singing is not my idea of fun. All right?
And some drugs, too.
And take some pride in dying an honorable death.
And that boy is my cub,
And that God awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies
And the kiss!
And the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
And the victor shall rule the realm.
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
And then we're gonna stay up as late as we can,
And then when you come back, it'll be time to meet... Drum roll, please.
And there's just nothing cuter
And they put on guitars and makeup to get girls,
And this is a good month for that, too.
And we can get to know you a little bit better?
And we just can't find the sound
And we would like to officially invite you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army.
And when it comes to my son, I am a lioness,
And when you're addicted to helping,
And you are in the slammer, like M.C. Hammer.
And you can spike the ball down, or you, over the net.
And you don't wanna go to prison.
And you don't want to spend your life without them.
And you know what, sweetheart?
And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a shit,
And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.
And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know.
And your positive attitude and your whispering eye
And, Danny, they suspended your license. Did you know that?
And, fellas, will you do me a favor?
And, FYI, it's called a venti because it's 20 ounces!
And, seriously, you're gonna get
And, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy.
And, you know, hoboes.
Another round of Pac Man. Right.
Answer me. No, ma'am.
Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik,
Anybody see the little kid I was with?
Anyway, I was just wondering
Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
Are abducted and sold
Are you calling me a liar? You're a liar.
Are you implying that we're not here?
Are you like a superhero or something?
Are you serious?
Are you sewing? Yeah.
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Argotron. Face me, if ye be brave enough.
As long as you stay away from drugs.
As much time with your Little...
As we call them here at Sturdy Wings.
As you command.
ASAP, I'm sorry. Huge crime.
At least in public.
Augie kind of got screwed over today.
Augie, look, you're a good kid. I like you,
Augie, screw them.
Augie, what the hell? Your boys just killed me!
Augie! Augie!
Augie?
Augie.
Aye, my lord.
Aye.
Bad decision.
Bang your drum, bro. Maybe I should be like you.
Be nice.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because despite this very well thought out and romantic proposal,
Because he's the king. I beg you!
Because I heard that the giant panda bear
Because if you fight the urge to go to sleep,
Because sometimes in life, everybody needs...
Because they have this clear videotape of you stealing
Because you're one of these guys that's good with kids, right?
Because, you know, just how he is.
Becca and Sarah.
Becoming a normal kid. He is a normal kid.
Been five years.
Before the first apple cider break.
Believe it.
Beth, come on. You don't have to do this.
Beth, I am so lonely without you
Beth, I gotta help Augie. I gotta go.
Beth, I hear you calling
Beth? Yes, Wheeler?
Bid him good morrow.
Bitch!
Black folks don't play soccer.
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
Blufgan is the last man standing of them all!
Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!
Boobies!
Boobs? Yeah.
Bow as your daughter does.
Bow down, little girl. Little girl, bow down, bow down.
Bring some Ambien. You'll sleep like a baby.
Brothers and sisters of the new nation of Kiss My Anthia,
Bullshit each other instead, okay?
But at that moment, I knew what I had to do.
But Davith of Glencracken is the one you want.
But he was lying to everyone and told everyone that he killed me.
But how? It's called training.
But I actually like my life, okay?
But I think there's something to be gained
But I think you're perfect because you're young, you're fun,
But I thought you'd pussy out.
But I worked my magic on the judge,
But I'm not really into the whole buddy buddy,
But I'm still in love with you
But I'm watching you, Daredevil.
But it had faded off when you touched me, so don't flatter yourself
But it was real. It was from the heart!
But it's definitely not as gay as I thought it would be.
But it's got a pretty melody
But my job is to dress up like a minotaur and keep kids off drugs.
But Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy Wings, I want to be your Big.
But the Pac Man here, I think it's 50 cents.
But there's room in Laire for all belief systems.
But they really wanted to celebrate your milestone.
But we've got the ass...
But what about that girl you're always looking at, with the cap and the...
But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
But whatever the reason,
But when I found out, I stopped kissing her, but I fucked her friends.
But you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!
But you have lost the ability to take any joy in life.
But, you know, this isn't reality. It's not the real world.
Cacedonia!
Cacedonia!
Call her. Sweep her off her feet.
Call it out there.
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
Can I get a tall chai?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are?
Chance.
Children, many of them just like you,
Chin chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.
Close the shades, take the phone off the hook,
Cocaine.
Come on, Beth. You're not...
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah!
Come on, man! Just having some fun.
Come on, Wheeler. Let's meet your kid. His name's Ronnie.
Come on, whitey, dance! Break it on down! Get it funky!
Come on, you guys!
Come on! Let me in. It's cold out here!
Come on! Let's kill some Cacedonians!
Come on! Sit down!
Come on.
Come on. Hey. Ronnie.
Come on. I took the afternoon off.
Come on. It'll be fun. No.
Come on. Say it.
Come up with such a life altering program?
Come. Let us gingerly touch our tips.
Common rookie boob watching errors?
Community service? What, we got to clean toilets?
Comrades!
Concentrate. Not from concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
Congratulations.
Could I hang out with your 10 year old son?
Could lead to dying sad and alone? What?
Countrymen, smell the battle in the air!
County courthouse, 3:00. All right.
Crank this shit up to 11,
Crapped my pants in front of a girl I liked,
Damn it.
Damn straight.
Danny ever offer you drugs? Well...
Danny ever offer you drugs? Well...
Danny, I didn't...
Danny, I'm with a client, so we'll talk later.
Danny, just drop it. Let's just get out of here. It doesn't matter.
Danny, just listen, okay? We're a team. All right? You and me.
Danny, life is hard, and you've become the hardest part of my life.
Danny, stop.
Danny, you are not taking this breakup seriously.
Danny, your Little is elsewhere. Why don't you come with me?
Danny?
Danny.
Danny's been working here 10 years!
Davith is gone. Nice work.
Davith of Glencracken.
Diana has put her bosom away.
Did I ever tell you you're a dick?
Did M.C. Hammer go to prison?
Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Did you hear that? Danny?
Did you know in the 14th century that
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
Didn't I teach you a lesson the last time?
Didst he slay me?
Die, coward!
Disturbing the peace, parking in a no parking zone.
Do it! Let's go next!
Do what makes you happy. Hey. Whoa!
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a cape.
Do what you need to do.
Do you accept lira, or is it all euros now?
Do you fight all his battles?
Do you know the song Beth? By Kiss?
Do you mean a venti?
Do you really think I wanted this?
Do you think I give a shit if you guys go to prison?
Do you think we can speak in private for a second?
Do you understand? Yes.
Doesn't matter anyway. He got me kicked out.
Doing cocaine in the Village, but I'm not.
Don't judge me by that move that...
Don't listen to them, all right?
Don't look over there. Look here.
Don't throw shit, Ronnie. Come on.
Don't worry. I'm very pro choice.
Don't worry. Once the little ones are asleep, I'll break out the PG stuff.
Don't you mess with my dark arts.
Don't you run me over!
Don't you sass me.
Don't you want him to wear what makes him happy?
Dost the Xanthian weep like a maiden?
Dude, don't give up that sweet ass pussy on my account.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Come on.
Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle earth
Dude, I thought we could park here.
Dude, if I'm gonna have to chauffeur your asses around, let's make it 10:00.
Dude, please, could you just be decent?
Dude, you saved my life.
Dude, you're too jacked up on Minotaur. This is a mistake.
Dude!
Dude! You're a liar.
Dude.
Dude. Nice, man.
During adolescence, I hungered for guidance
Easy to do hung over.
Eight hours down, 142 to go.
Eleven, 12 hours or so.
Emit a wonderful aroma, especially at night.
Enclose, stab.
Enough with the game face, all right?
Esplen!
Et tu, you two?
Even early barbaric modalities have their place.
Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher.
Even if she was married?
Even though this is one of my top four all time fantasies, I can't, okay?
Everybody, we're here to celebrate my best friend, Danny!
Everyone, I'm telling you the truth. I killed the king!
Exactly. I'm BS proof.
Excuse me one...
Excuse me, miss. Yes?
Excuse me, miss. Yes?
Excuse me? What did you just say?
Falsely accused.
Feel the steel of my hammer!
Fellows? These young gentlemen here have decided your fates.
Fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor.
Fight well, and may the best country win!
Fighting a never ending war to control the realm.
Figured I'd be married. I'd...
Fine!
Fine. Good.
First time with the program?
Five cents for every year, times five...
For not showing up to the hearing this afternoon.
For sending us such a brave and valiant warrior to Xanthia.
For the rest of our lives together!
For the way that I behaved last time.
For time eternal,
Forget it, Danny.
From a committed, caring adult.
From us spending 139 more hours together.
From when they ordered pizza at the beginning of the story!
Fuck it, because life is horrible.
Fuck you, Anson!
Fuck you, Miss Daisy!
Fuck.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking Cacedonian ass.
Fulfill your destiny, Blufgan.
Game end!
Game face, bro.
Game face, bro. Game face.
Game face, buddy.
Game on!
Game on!
Get ready for some pain.
Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids,
Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!
Get the hell out.
Get this! They've been getting pussy nonstop for 30 years!
Getting up in front of a group of people
Ghost Busters. Okay. You know what?
Ghost stories later.
Girls can be gay.
Give her one call.
Give him your hat. Danny.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me my damn juice.
Give me two minutes.
Go fuck yourself.
Go get them, Augie!
Go on.
Go, Blufgan!
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
God damn it, Ronnie!
God save you!
God, I'm really kicking your ass.
Godspeed, Blufgan, and all hail Xanthia!
Gonorrhea? At the very least, crabs. What the hell?
Good actors.
Good for you! I hope you feel good about yourself, God damn it!
Good morning.
Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.
Good one! Good one, Ronnie! Now open the fucking door!
Good question.
Good talk, Wheeler.
Got lots of handouts, information to cover,
Got you, man! Got you!
Grab a straw and snort?
Great. Now I gotta do it.
Greetings, Artonius.
Greetings, friends.
Greetings, nobleman!
Greetings.
Group A, come with me for Martin's midnight mystery hike.
Guilty as charged.
Had to get my bagel dog fix. So how's little Ronnie?
Hail, Esplen!
Hail, Esplen!
Hail, Lunesta!
Hail, Xanthia! Hail, Xanthia!
Happy anniversary! Did you know?
Happy now? I'm gonna kill you!
Has a little baby panda bear,
Have anything to do with what I want to say
Have we met? I don't know. Have we?
He can spell.
He could actually win. It's anyone's game.
He doesn't need another man leaving him behind.
He doth not slay the king.
He hadn't. Of course he hadn't.
He has trouble sleeping outdoors.
He hath too much pride.
He killed you. Give him your hat.
He loves Laire more than anything.
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
He rules the entire realm? Yeah.
He was fucking his cousin.
He was sleepwalking.
He wrote the music to The Sting.
He'll be fine. He's 10. Come here.
He's having sex with a married lady.
He's into dragons and fairies
He's just a kid, but he's got the heart of a lion...
He's one of our youngest. Single mom, full time job.
He's out.
He's running. We're running.
He's the one built like a brick shithouse.
Hear he, hear he.
Heard that. Really?
Hell no!
Hello? Hey, Ro Ro. It's Wheeler.
Help! Help! Help! Her, I don't like.
Her boss is a chick?
Her name's Sarah.
Here's a couple of time sheets.
Hey, Augie, ready to...
Hey, Augie, when I was a little kid, I accidentally
Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.
Hey, big guy. What you doing here?
Hey, but while I've got you here in my personal space,
Hey, come on, buddy. I'm not your buddy!
Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?
Hey, Danny.
Hey, did you know that dinosaurs are not extinct?
Hey, did you see that spell of unbreakable madness I casted on those orcs?
Hey, do you want to get ****d?
Hey, don't get me wrong, all right?
Hey, Esplen. Thanks.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Hey, hey, Danny. Is this all your Ambien?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, Odeon. Make way for King Argotron!
Hey, hey! Okay! Okay! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Hey, hi. I need to talk to you.
Hey, I tried to tell them you don't like surprises,
Hey, I'm in a rut, just going from school to school
Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!
Hey, King! King!
Hey, little Littles, your Bigs are here!
Hey, man, can I ask you a question?
Hey, man, what you doing?
Hey, master handler.
Hey, maybe you'll roll doubles. You know?
Hey, pick us up in two hours.
Hey, pull over to the mini mart and get me some OJ,
Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing today? Doing a little drawing?
Hey, we could pretend to be their uncles, pull them out of school.
Hey, we gotta be at the Blue Valley Middle School by 1:30.
Hey, what are you... What are you... Get...
Hey, what does this look like to you?
Hey, what's going on here?
Hey, what's up, my PIC?
Hey, Wheeler! She's tasting your beast!
Hey, why don't you come over for dinner on Saturday night,
Hey, you don't know how Wheeler feels.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Martin!
Hey! Nice cow outfit, homo.
Hey! Sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
Hey! You must be Wheeler.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on.
Hey. Fancy meeting you here. What, are you stalking me?
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch your mouth, little man.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Where the hell are you guys?
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt,
Hey. Ronnie.
Hey. What's up?
Hey. Where's Ronnie?
Hi, Blufgan.
Hi, Danny.
Hi, Ronnie.
Hi.
Hi.
His idea of fun is a fucking pottery class, yo.
His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!
Hiya, King.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold up, dude. Methinks I have a plan.
Hold your ground!
Hold your ground!
Holy shit, man!
Holy shit.
Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls!
Honky? That's racist.
Hopefully, we'll be tasting the beast
How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?
How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
How are you today? What are you doing here?
How did Wheeler come to be naked in the center of camp?
How is he?
How many dates do you have to go out with a girl before you get to touch her...
How much is that? Here's a 10.
How much time do you have left?
How?
How... What do you mean?
How's it going?
How's it going? Lunesta?
Hug me. I don't want to do any of that.
Huzzah, huzzah!
Huzzah, huzzah!
I accidentally cast an unbreakable madness spell on him.
I ain't your pal, vanilla.
I already talked to Kuzzik and Artonius,
I am a lioness,
I am just a girl standing in front of a boy, telling her to love her.
I am the coach. I'm the coach, and I'm the point guard,
I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse.
I can go. No, no. You stay.
I can rock 'n' roll from, like, 1:00 to 3:00. You need to party.
I can't believe I won.
I can't believe my eyes.
I can't believe she didn't take your bait.
I can't believe we're going to jail.
I can't stand it anymore!
I cannot stall any longer.
I cannot wait to meet mine.
I could do this job forever.
I did what any good coworker would do.
I didn't do it.
I didn't know I could hurt him, you know?
I didn't mean to.
I don't drink juice, biatch!
I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day.
I don't have a goldfish, Jim. You know what I mean.
I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?
I don't know about that. I'll have to google it.
I don't know if this is some kind of joke to you, Danny,
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't speak for Wheeler, but I'll be there.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't got a raincoat.
I don't know. Probably.
I don't know. What's up with you?
I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.
I don't think so.
I don't think so. It's not you. I hate having dinner with people.
I don't think there's many warriors left, you know.
I don't understand. How are we BSing you?
I don't wanna hear any more about your Dungeons & Dragons
I don't want that.
I fight for your honor.
I figure you're probably
I figured I'd be something,
I forgot to tell you, they'll be telling
I fucked my cousin's friends.
I give lots of shits!
I got fucking carjacked.
I got my own hang down to touch, kid.
I got nothing to show for my life.
I got shotgun!
I got you a venti chai,
I gotta pee.
I gotta pee. I really gotta pee.
I gotta talk to her.
I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh?
I had four, five girlfriends at one time. Didn't I tell you that?
I happen to know a really nice Italian restaurant in Manhattan Beach,
I hate camping.
I hate myself, yet I'm better than everyone.
I hate your face.
I hate your face.
I have let the naysayers of this world bring me down.
I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this kid.
I hear what you're saying. We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short.
I honestly can't say I would do the same for you.
I hope you weren't planning on slaying me.
I just can't promise anything.
I just had one of those days where you wake up and say,
I just want to start by saying I think you're amazing, okay?
I just wanted to come by and apologize
I killed the king, Mom.
I killed the king. Oh, my God.
I know I don't deserve it,
I know I have already won.
I know I'm gonna put mine right in here.
I know it's really hard for you right now, but I just want you to know that
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience,
I know that, but in this world, I don't have to be me.
I know that's not the case here.
I know there's a lot of stuff I'd like to say.
I know what I'm doing. Really?
I know why you're here, so don't BS a BSer.
I know you like chili.
I know you're engaged. I haven't forgotten.
I know, but to understand it, you really have to see it for yourself.
I know, right?
I know! That's what I'm saying!
I know. I know. I fucked up, okay?
I know. It's just that my... Denver omelet?
I left you the Crock Pot.
I like how it evokes the concept of ass and butt.
I like Ronnie's version better.
I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.
I like these people. No, I know.
I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day!
I like to rock 'n' roll part of every day. Party every day.
I like your take on boobies.
I love Kiss.
I love this job!
I love you, too.
I love you.
I made it for you.
I may wet my pants. Where's the bathroom?
I mean, a girl did beat you,
I mean, did you guys think this was funny?
I mean, I've got nothing to give a kid.
I mean, what are we after here? Okay.
I mean, you laid that genius line on her.
I never quit.
I said it is tough, but I think it's tougher with parents like you.
I say nay! I will fight!
I see a familiar face.
I shall approach him from the rear.
I should have never started feeding the goddamn elves.
I should really go.
I should take a piss more often.
I stand here before you not as the Augie Farks you once knew.
I suggest that you ask your Littles to go with you.
I sure do.
I swear I could take him. I could take him down.
I think that Augie is just having kind of a tough time in life,
I think that's got it.
I think they meant the other definition.
I think they're over here.
I think you're afraid I'm gonna kill you again.
I thought that's what you just said.
I told you I'd pick you up at 10:00, right?
I told you, you asshole!
I told you. Game face.
I understand. Okay.
I used to have sick thoughts.
I usually have errands. Party.
I want to grow old with you, Danny.
I want to hear you say it.
I want to, but I gotta go find my friend.
I want you both to listen to me, okay? And listen good.
I want you to go left through these trees.
I want you to meet someone really special.
I wanted to be gone by the time you got home.
I was hiding in the bushes the whole time.
I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get together.
I was wondering if you could maybe sign off on my hours from yesterday.
I wasn't fucking my cousin. I...
I wasn't really 100% yet.
I will claw your ass up until you shit sideways.
I will hit a child.
I will not be embarrassed!
I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your hours.
I will, Kuzzik!
I will, Kuzzik!
I will. Kill the king.
I will. Thanks. Okay.
I would have enough money to
I...
I'd already prefer jail.
I'd be psyched if he was my kid. Please.
I'd like you to leave now, please.
I'll burn them up in a...
I'll drink to that.
I'll go with you.
I'm a dick. I'm a dick!
I'm a dickish dick, and I'm in a rut. We're in a rut.
I'm at Jefferson Park. Look. I can't talk right now.
I'm certain he filed for bankruptcy, so don't BS me right now, okay?
I'm completely faithful to him within the area codes of greater Los Angeles.
I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings. I'm here for Augie.
I'm determined to make it up to him. All right?
I'm disappointed. This isn't gonna hurt anybody.
I'm fine.
I'm going to take them to the zoo,
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
I'm gonna sing.
I'm gonna stop you there, Danny boy. That is a scary story.
I'm gonna stop you there, Danny boy. That is a scary story.
I'm having a terrible day.
I'm helping Augie with something, and then I'm on my way, okay?
I'm here to service these young boys.
I'm just gonna be like...
I'm Karen. Hi, Karen.
I'm kind of a pacifist.
I'm listening.
I'm Lynette. I'm Danny.
I'm not Ben Affleck.
I'm not going anywhere until you talk to me.
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
I'm not here by choice either, by the way.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not sure which one. It's not a... It's not.
I'm not that interested in becoming Mrs. Dick in a rut.
I'm not your friend.
I'm sorry. I don't care.
I'm sort of engaged.
I'm stuck again!
I'm the entire organization.
I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard.
I've been bad.
I've been talking to him for half an hour. Kid's barely said a word.
I've been to prison.
I've been to prison. I have.
I've been with you seven years, and it's been getting progressively worse.
I've had so many of these things.
I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous.
I've killed her a couple of times in battle, but that's not really anything.
I've seen longer.
If by gay you mean the old English definition
If I could just get him one on one,
If I had a nickel for every year that I've been with Sturdy Wings,
If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
If I'd known you were gonna be such a prick. Excuse me.
If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm full of shit.
If it was up to me, I'd lock you both up, but the boys are saying you're okay.
If maybe you could see it in your heart
If not, you just miss three turns.
If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.
If you were a kid, would you want to hang out with me?
If, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck?
In countries all over the world, including our own,
In my 20s and 30s, I suffered through an endless cycle
In what way are we full of shit?
Instead, if you are killed, you are done!
Into the world of underground sex trafficking.
Is it not? Because, if you think about it,
Is make a case at the hearing that you did your best.
Is our most experienced and dependable volunteer.
Is that based on something that exists or...
Is that true?
Isn't that a sleeping pill?
It is tough. But you know what? This is my point.
It isn't? No.
It looked good.
It means vagina.
It means vagina.
It might.
It takes a village.
It was great. We did 14 hours. Will you sign our sheets?
It wasn't a blow job. We fucked.
It's a blast. It's contagious. I know.
It's a creature of myth,
It's a crown, dude!
It's a crown!
It's a fight to the death!
It's a piece of plastic.
It's about time Sturdy Wings found someone who could.
It's also the only one that's Italian.
It's Artonius.
It's bad enough I'm going to jail.
It's completely unacceptable, and at Sturdy Wings,
It's completely unacceptable, and at Sturdy Wings,
It's court ordered.
It's Danny. Oh.
It's early morning The sun come out
It's fine. Look, I'll be right back.
It's getting worse. You know, man? The sun is shining,
It's gonna take some serious lawyering on my part.
It's her voice mail.
It's humiliating.
It's just my friend was upset, you see,
It's just that...
It's like 24l7 or been there, done that. You hate that, too.
It's like, Get out of here! Leave home!
It's Live Action Interactive Role playing Explorers.
It's my fifth year with Wings.
It's not how we roll.
It's not poison. It's got juice in it.
It's not that easy, Augie.
It's not that we're not psyched that you're our kid.
It's not the manpower. It's the power of the man.
It's okay.
It's okay. I don't need it.
It's real in the game of Monopoly.
It's that guy from The Burger Hole.
It's the bigger ones that do way more stuff.
It's the bigger ones that do way more stuff.
It's the judge's favorite organization.
It's this fantasy world where anything is possible.
It's too late. It's already up.
It's tougher when you... With parents like you?
It's your fault because you just threw it all away,
Jeez.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Dan. You know what they call the sizes here.
Jim is not my dad.
Just do it! Live it! Rock it!
Just get off my back.
Just let her know how you feel.
Karen, would you mind signing my hours sheet?
Keep your blades sharp but your wits sharper.
Kid, you wanna spend some hours together or not?
King Argotron be damned. We fight with you.
Kiss on the cheek? No.
Kiss?
Knights used to write love songs and poems for the women they loved,
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Kumbaya
Kumbaya, huh?
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my...
Kuzzik.
Last night was shaking And pretty loud
Leave me alone.
Let me ask you something,
Let me give you a little motto I live my life by,
Let me guess. You're not really rolling with the ladies in school, are you, Augie?
Let me put it this way.
Let me tell you something. I am not your Big, and I'll hit you.
Let us thank the gods
Let's dance, Ben Affleck!
Let's do a little dimostrazione.
Let's do it.
Let's do this, we shall!
Let's do this.
Let's get married. I don't have a ring.
Let's go do stuff together kind of thing.
Let's go, Michael.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. I'm ready.
Let's shake things up. I have an idea.
Let's take a hike. Thank you.
Lifestyle you chose
Like Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon
Listen, I have an arrangement with my fiancé.
Long live Xanthia!
Long story short, you guys are not going to jail.
Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs.
Look at that.
Look at that. What does that look like?
Look at these people.
Look, Danny, whenever a door closes, another opens, okay?
Look, dick. Venti is a large coffee.
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
Look, it's gonna be okay.
Look, just keep it together, bro.
Look, kid, you're obviously not a big fan of me, and that's okay,
Look, life is hard, all right?
Look. Hey. This is us.
Look. I'm sorry, okay?
Look. I'm sorry.
Looks like thou art fell for the oldest trick in the scroll.
Looks like you guys could use a hand up here.
Lots of pulp.
Love gun
Love gun
Love gun
Love, take me down to the streets
Love, take me down to the streets
Lynette! Augie's little buddy's here. He needs your signature.
Make it known to the Xanthians that if they let Augie fight with them,
Man, forget you, man.
Man, I'm gonna kick some Cacedonian ass.
Man, why do you bow for that guy?
Man! She got some boobies on her!
Many reasons.
Martin Gary. I can always spot a newbie.
Martin, come on up here.
Martin!
May I please be excused, Mom?
May I present to you my vassal, Artonius?
May Xanthia and Kiss My Anthia be allies.
Maybe give us a few more, just for kicks? Round it up to 50?
Maybe play a boardgame or tell a knock, knock joke.
Maybe they're curious.
Maybe they're just bored.
Maybe we should just go to jail. It's 30 days.
Maybe worry a little bit about them and not so much about your hours.
Maybe you heard that because you're 2 feet away from us.
Me, either. I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he'd come in his pants.
Men, get ready to dance with swords!
Mike Snifferpipits who?
Mike Snifferpipits who? How many Mike Snifferpipits do you know?
Mike Snifferpipits.
Minotaur!
Mitch from Graphics, take over!
Mmm hmm.
More coffee?
Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what other options we have, you know,
My bad. Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?
My dick!
My father was a traveling salesman.
My father was a traveling salesman.
My guidance counselor signed me up.
My language is English!
My mother, out of necessity, was a whore.
My PIC.
My... How is this my fault?
Nature.
Nay. This one is mine.
Never gets old.
Never mind. What?
Never stare at the boobies, kid.
Next time you want to bullshit me,
Nice one, dude.
Nice.
Nice. Come on, baby!
Nice. Look what you started.
No goals, no ambition.
No later than 3:00 p. m., okay?
No money, no job, no hope.
No one loves Kiss.
No one's lasted more than a day,
No shit?
No ties, tangle free.
No way. I killed you.
No worries, my liege.
No, 'cause you did it is why I think you did it.
No, but I killed you.
No, but we... Serious, we are very, very proud of you.
No, I can't give her this.
No, I can't talk to her.
No, I didn't know that.
No, I don't want to plea bargain.
No, I don't want to talk to you right now.
No, I mean a large.
No, I'll be there.
No, I'm being straight with you, man.
No, I'm decaf.
No, it's a good decision.
No, it's all right. This is better, you know.
No, it's not gonna be okay!
No, no, no, dude.
No, no, no, no. It's over. You blew it. It's done. Okay?
No, no.
No, no. There's girls there.
No, that's... Parental signatures are mama's department. One second.
No, this is... This is part of my battle attire for Laire.
No, you sit down.
No, you're not sorry. You don't care about any of this!
No! No. More later! Now I must fight!
No?
No?
No? What's the minimum?
No.
No.
No.
No. Come on, Connie. Stay awake.
No. I am committing to this breakup. This is the best thing for us.
No. Never heard of them.
No. No. They couldn't at the time. That's why they had to dress like clowns.
No. What?
No. Why?
Nobody tells me what to do.
None of these lyrics
Not a real king, but you, yeah.
Not bad. Blufgan.
Not gonna sign my hours sheet now.
Not my modus operandi.
Not my problem.
Not to mention highly illegal, you jackanape.
Now exit my Burger Hole, boy.
Now I'm addicted to helping.
Now let's rock Westside Academy!
Now that I'm queen, I was wondering if maybe
Now we get to share the moment with Wheeler and...
Now you will kneel before the king.
Now, if I go to jail, I'm gonna lose my job. Listen.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gots to get my Slurpee on.
Now, that's that, so as far as this goes, I didn't do anything here,
Obstructing a police officer, attempted grand theft auto,
Of course he has a turtle.
Of failed relationships and constant feelings of inadequacy.
Of fun, enjoyable and carefree, then, yes, it's extremely gay.
Of the Spaceman.
Oh, a true story!
Oh, drag. I really wanted to win that pointy little hat.
Oh, fuck me. All right. You got it. I got you.
Oh, God, really?
Oh, he seems to be wounded.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Look.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. She's moving out.
Oh, my God. You're here.
Oh, no. Don't turn that engine on. I swear to God...
Oh, no. I'm really good friends with the school nurse. She's a divorcée.
Oh, no. It's not a... It's not a cow.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, Saint Venise!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. Ronnie!
Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. So good. Good times.
Oh, you were right about us being a great match. Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Hi! Hi.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. He got me my junk.
Oh. Okay. Cool.
Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some,
Okay, game over.
Okay, I'm gonna leave now. Wait.
Okay, I've got a really good horror story,
Okay, kid. Let's mingle.
Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!
Okay, then.
Okay, we logged 14 hours this weekend.
Okay!
Okay? Any questions?
Okay? We got one more school.
Okay? Your presence here, court ordered.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. He killed the king.
Okay. I think I can do that.
Okay. I'm your Little, and you're my Big. I like that.
Okay. If you say so.
Okay. Okay. Joke's over, buddy.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. See you. See you.
Okay. That's enough.
Okay. That's good fun!
Okay. This is my place.
Okay. We lost a man, but we can still do this.
Okay. Well, that's probably good.
Okay. Yep.
Okay. You know, I got a theory about boobies.
On October 31st. Halloween, go nuts.
Once we pass this point, there's no turning back.
One minute you could be sparring with an elf,
One slice to the king's chest and down like a sack of elderberries!
Only thing missing was rock 'n' roll.
Ooh, la la!
Ooh! They got chicken fingers.
Ooh! Uh...
Ooh.
Open the door, Ronnie.
Or he came extremely close.
Or the ridge itself?
Or until they have to clear you out for soccer practice.
Or your fruity Cocoa Puffs...
Ouch! Watch it!
Out here, I'm just another woman who's ready to cheat.
Overnight? That's great. Sign us up.
Ow!
Ow! Don't hit so hard! Okay.
Parents don't want you hanging around with their kids for some reason.
Party every day. Rock 'n' roll all night and party every day!
Pass it. No.
People say, Embrace life. Enjoy life.
People tend to avoid people in capes.
Perfectly acceptable hug between a Little and a Big.
Pick you up at 10:00.
Play a game of Pac Man.
Play some Xbox.
Please, do not be late. No. I know.
Please, just flip the switch and put it down.
Please! Watch your language!
Preaching to me about hours
Prepare to have your worldview rocked.
Punk bitch.
Put down some lines of selfishness,
Put yourself in my shoes, would you?
Quiet down! Quiet down! Gather round, ye nobles!
Ready to go?
Really?
Really? Because according to this, you were a party to...
Really? Says who? Fellini?
Really? She's gonna be banging Patricia Feingold?
Really? Yeah.
Retreat to the castle!
Retreat! Go! Like the leopard! Like the leopard!
Right here. Thank you.
Right in the ball sack. Fuck.
Right, Wheeler? Yeah. You are white.
Right.
Ro Ro.
Rock you like a hurricane
Rock you like a hurricane
Ronnie just got in. He walked all the way home. What the hell...
Ronnie was supposed to be home a few hours ago.
Ronnie! Ronnie! Take the wheel!
Ronnie.
Ronnie. Ronnie.
Round mounds of grass shaped like...
Rub a dub dub!
Rub a dub dub!
Said anyone who wears a cape and has a sword should have more friends.
Sarah.
Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur.
Says the punk living in the shit hole.
Screw them. We'll start our own country.
See how that feels.
See you tomorrow, Ronnie.
Selling poison to our nation's youth.
Separating moments before they crash into the ground,
Seriously, this song is called Love Gun, and it's about Paul Stanley's dick
Setting up the tent directly to the left of us?
Shall I take him out, sire?
She dumped me.
She let me keep it after I fucked her.
She says I take no joy in life.
She'll be flattered! Why not?
Shit hole.
Shit, this kid really jacks you up.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Thank you.
Shit. Thank you.
Should... Should I kiss you now?
Shut up, shut up, shut up. Then you go into sidelines.
Shut up! Okay? Shut up!
Signed him up about six weeks ago. Matched him up with eight different Bigs.
Sleep, friend.
So both of us don't want to be here.
So do you have a girlfriend?
So don't you come in here,
So good to meet you. You, too.
So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?
So I heard there was some sex on the trip
So I know it sucks,
So I'm going to guarantee you that Mr. Gary
So if you wouldn't mind, you can clear my name,
So let's get married.
So let's get started.
So probably best to put the kibosh on physical activity.
So remember, stay off drugs, drink Minotaur and above all...
So Ronnie's out on some kind of hike.
So speaking of whatever you guys were just talking about,
So therefore, there's twice as many boobs as there are men.
So what's this?
So whenever you'd like to taste one, help yourselves.
So why don't we take a little break, get a cup of joe?
So why don't you two guys go home,
So you BSed a BSer.
So you get hit in the arm,
So you gotta hop.
So you gotta hop.
So you guys have to be at the courthouse
So you watch the kid for a few minutes?
So you're aware that you've committed one of the most
So you're playing by her rules. Are you the coach?
So, Aug, it's a pretty interesting cape.
So, Augie,
So, Augie, why do they call it Laire?
So, Danny, you must be glad that you're almost done
So, do you like Coca Cola?
So, FYI, there you go. Okay?
So, I mean, what am I supposed to say to him?
So, if you get a chance, give me a call back and...
So, what do you do with kids?
Somehow we gotta get them on the weekdays, too.
Something good, a professor, engineer.
Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher.
Soon enough. Soon enough you'll want it.
Sorry, Blufgan.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's fun though, right?
Sounds gay.
Standing there with the moon at his back
Stay close, like cotton on a lamb.
Stay off drugs! Minotaur!
Stop it!
Stop. Who are you? What do you want?
Story time is over! Everybody, let's break into our groups.
Sturdy Wings is a simple concept.
Sturdy Wings is a simple concept.
Sturdy Wings! Sturdy Wings!
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
Sure thing. You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king.
Sure, Martin.
Sure!
Surprise!
Sweeney? Me? No. Now that is a knee slapper.
Take that, you lily livered coward!
Talk to her.
Taste the beast!
Taste the beast!
Taste the beast!
Taste the beast! Stay off drugs!
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou preparing for the Battle Royale?
Tell your kinsman
Than a little baby panda bear...
Than just to steal your gold and leave you penniless!
Thank you for warning me.
Thank you, Minotaur man.
Thank you. Thank you, noble king.
Thank you. What? Fast.
Thank you. Yep.
Thanks for doing this. I'm doing it for the kids, not for you.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for meeting me.
Thanks for the offer. Maybe some other time.
Thanks for trying to be nice, Mom. Jim.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, man.
Thanks. God damn it!
Thanks. I have two cats, so...
Thanks. I liked your whiskers.
Thanks. Sorry I killed you.
Thanks. Was that eyeliner?
That could be any bald guy.
That guy's black. Right there.
That is not me.
That is not safe! He can't drive!
That is your BS.
That just sounds kind of creepy.
That was so low, dude.
That wasn't a stupid question.
That would have been fun, huh?
That's 25 cents. That's a quarter.
That's 25. We get it.
That's a good movie.
That's a nice routine you worked out.
That's a pretty smart strategy.
That's almost a decade of living the dream.
That's another one I hate. Heard that!
That's because this is soccer.
That's booty, son.
That's cool.
That's like a silver medal. Kind of makes you hungry for the gold, huh?
That's not a Wings' song.
That's real.
That's right, some kids are allergic to their own sweat.
That's scary!
That's so funny, 'cause I think elementary school is hot.
That's the king.
That's true, I am white.
That's what I thought. Hey, Augie, I'm sorry.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's Wheeler,
The battle begins!
The Cacedonians have our kinsmen surrounded.
The end is near.
The evil King Argotron has us cornered.
The Get Out of Jail Free card,
The girl at the party... She said ASAP.
The Goddess of Navalore saw me cry, Mom.
The king is unprotected.
The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!
The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!
The length of a moon, hence honeymoon.
The most insane sympathy rebound pussy.
The net is like your goals in life, and you are the ball.
The only thing we can do now
The pizza delivery boy
The Starchild.
The way you think it's going to.
Then fall towards the earth while rotating,
Then I'll have enough for another round.
Then quit.
There you go, Danny. Now you got no friends.
There you go.
There'll be no magical rejuvenation powder today.
There's a nation at war. Are you in?
There's a transformation.
There's cake! Let's try and enjoy ourselves.
There's gonna be a lot of sweet ass pussy there, girl pussy.
There's precious little time.
These are four of the smartest guys who ever lived.
They can kick you out?
They can't hurt you now.
They come second to your selfishness.
They don't come first for you, do they?
They killed you, so you have to die an honorable and noble death.
They look like idiots to me.
They put makeup on, and it's all good!
They said I'm too much of a liability.
They used to say, You shouldn't fight.
They wanted to give you 30 days in jail.
They will speak of the courage of Kiss My Anthia.
They're kicking me out of Xanthia.
They're my kinsmen.
They're probably fucking right now, and they're old dudes!
They're these ******* guys that grew up in New York,
Things start to get all trippy, and then we're gonna fuck.
Think you can do better? Who's got a better story? Come on.
This bitch tried to grab my joint!
This got them girls?
This is a battle to the last man standing,
This is a classic case of guy on the ground.
This is Danny. He wants to be your new friend.
This is how it ends.
This is it.
This is just... This is just soft foam and duct tape. It can't harm anyone.
This is Karen again.
This is Karen, Ronnie's mother.
This is my country's emblem.
This is not us.
This is not.
This is so unfair!
This is unsafe.
This is your last chance. Start acting like Bigs.
This isn't beach volleyball.
This sucks ass.
This...
Those are my testicles.
Through one on one friendships.
Tim and Sue
To celebrate you joining the rest of the world.
To enhance the lives of these children
To let him fight today on the battlefield.
To listen to me
To make matters worse, I had a massive drug addiction,
To match up with a new group of kids, or Littles,
To sleep, perchance to dream.
To the Keep Kids Off Drugs foundation.
Today I stand before you a warrior!
Tonight
Too bad old Sweeny herself couldn't come up here for this trip.
Totally. Come back next year.
True that, true that.
Uh huh.
Uh, could we make it 10:00?
Um, that...
Um... Should we come back?
Used to be addicted to pills.
Vagina!
Venti is large.
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Venus herself would be jealous. Braman, good to see you.
Very close, Starchild.
Wait a minute. Are you breaking up with me?
Wait a second. That's not fair.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
Wait. I know it.
Was Philip,
Was too here.
Way to go, big guy. Does this mean
We are the butts of Chip Monk ass
We are the monks of chip monk Charlie's
We bring adults and children together in a structured format
We can come back. Yeah.
We can do this. We just got to stick together.
We can finally get rid of those boots
We can just be together
We can see each other.
We can't.
We come home after 30 days, she's banging her boss. I guarantee it.
We do need to shake things up.
We don't have to get married
We go out, we'll have a few brewskis, we'll talk this over.
We go to prison, you're never gonna get Beth back.
We have not been us in a while, because you are not you.
We just work together. Not best friend.
We kissed, because I didn't know she was my cousin,
We need a little love Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We shall see him on the battlefield today.
We will get ****d in jail. Do you understand?
We will give you food to eat
We'll destroy each and every one of them, without mercy,
We'll have a bonfire. We'll make a thing of it.
We're a smaller country, but we're no Cacedonia, Danny.
We're all from Xanthia.
We're gonna have a celebration
We're having an overnight camping trip, Big Bear this weekend.
We're making a detour. Where?
We're outnumbered, and it's overwhelming.
We're powerless. We have to accept it.
We're psyched. I'm so psyched, I can't stand it.
We're running!
We're selling them nuclear horse piss for 6 bucks a can.
We're trying to keep it... We're trying to keep it real.
We've lived together for seven years... You know what?
Wear lipstick. I don't care.
Well, he likes girls. That's a good thing. That's a surprise to me.
Well, I should have guessed. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.
Well, I trust you two will work this out. I'm not gonna micromanage.
Well, I was talking about two adults having some pasta,
Well, I'm kind of on hiatus right now,
Well, I'm not sure I agree with that, but to each their own.
Well, it looks like I'm out of handouts.
Well, listen. I got a long standing relationship with this judge,
Well, looks like maybe one of your people could use a hand.
Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt fuck these kids.
Well, since you put it that way, it's still not my problem.
Well, that was stupid. I know, right?
Well, that's great. I hope that's true, Danny.
Well, that's how I know you. I teach at Morgan Elementary.
Well, that's very kind of you, but I would like to respectfully decline.
Well, there you go.
Well, watch this though first.
Well, we got that in common.
Well, welcome, Lunesta. We bid you good battle.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Well, what do you do?
Well, why are you here?
Well, you see? It's wonderful. We're learning so much about each other.
Well! Well, well.
Well.
What a scene.
What about STDs? No. Herpes?
What an accomplishment. Feels good, doesn't it?
What are you doing here? I wanted to talk to you.
What are you doing here? I'm breaking you out.
What are you doing out here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you, the babysitter?
What did I do?
What did you do?
What do you want, asshole?
What have you got?
What I'm trying to say is that when I get out of prison,
What is he saying? Okay!
What is he saying? Okay!
What is your problem?
What part of game face do you not understand?
What should you say when someone offers you drugs?
What the fuck is Sturdy Wings?
What the fuck? I'm driving! What...
What the hell is Laire?
What the hell.
What the...
What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you.
What was Danny doing with those Ambiens?
What you drawing there?
What you mean?
What, do you think I'm a pushover? You know what I used to eat for breakfast?
What?
What?
What? 'Cause I'm black, you think I did it?
What? Are you kidding me?
What? Are you serious?
What? Esplen is still alive?
What? Hello. What?
What? That's not a motto.
What? What? Wait. No, no, no. No, you can't do that.
What? What? You're kidding me.
What? Whoa, whoa!
What'd you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?
What's gonna happen?
What's her problem?
What's the point?
What's up his cooz?
What's up, man? Hey. How you doing?
What's up, mino tards?
What's up, Wheeler?
Whatever.
Wheeler hasn't called me back. Are you guys gonna make it or what?
Wheeler, switch with me. No way, dude.
Wheeler, where you at?
Wheeler? Wheeler. Wheeler.
Wheeler.
Wheeler's good.
When I asked my friend Danny if he wanted to get ****d.
When I killed you, I was, like, No way.
When I was his age,
When someone offers you some illegal drugs, what do you say?
When the elders speak of this day,
When you love something, you set it free,
When you're standing over there, and you're standing over there,
Where are you?
Where can I pick one of those up, the gay zoo?
Where did the last 10 years of my life go?
Where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons,
Where you going?
Where's Wheeler?
Which is what they call a large here, which I love.
Which is your blow,
Which one of us has the Ph. D?
Which sounds pretty normal to me. Life is tough.
Whispering eye?
Whispering eye.
Who are these clowns?
Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?
Who wants to sniff this bush?
Who you gonna call?
Who you've met, like, 127 times.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do what makes you happy. Hey, buddy...
Whoa, whoa! Danny!
Whoa!
Whoa! Don't dis the Starchild.
Whoa! Okay.
Why are you laughing at me?
Why are you telling me this?
Why bother?
Why did you put presence in quotes?
Why don't you believe me? I swear...
Why doth he not show his face here today?
Why not? Come on. We'll do a duet!
Why would a person use illegal drugs?
Why would I not?
Why would you ask... No, I don't have a girlfriend.
Why?
Will you hold me? No.
Wings? Yeah.
With another sin
With glee glop and the floopty doos, all right?
With your required time with Augie.
With your required time with Augie.
Wonderful.
Would it kill you to say please?
Wouldn't dream of it. We'll have a great time.
Wow, you weren't kidding around.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Well, that's very nice.
Xanthians.
Yap, yap, yip, yip.
Yeah, and Becca and Sarah.
Yeah, and if she doesn't come back, I'd go for that friend of hers in the sweater.
Yeah, because I don't want it.
Yeah, focus. You'll get it.
Yeah, I can't do this.
Yeah, I just drew them on.
Yeah, I know what you need.
Yeah, I know where you're going with it.
Yeah, I wish.
Yeah, I'm banned. This is a great thing.
Yeah, I'm not gonna wear this.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's based on true events.
Yeah, let's go. Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, once you get caught, the game's over.
Yeah, she probably just had to hold down the fort.
Yeah, that kind of was my plan.
Yeah, that's one of their hits from the '70s.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, well, I think that Ronnie's a great little dude.
Yeah, well, the crown looks very good on you, very regal.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah? Well, I got dumped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. A real blast.
Yeah. Beth, please. Lawyer the shit out of it.
Yeah. Earlier.
Yeah. Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie.
Yeah. I don't know. I don't...
Yeah. I figured they would probably do that.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. I'd love that.
Yeah. I'm ready. All right.
Yeah. It's 'cause I send my enemies to their eternal resting place.
Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large.
Yeah. They'll probably double our sentence
Yeah. Unsafe. Okay, I had a protection spell on me. All right?
Yeah. What are you doing?
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta hop.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yep!
Yep.
Yes, he did.
Yes, my liege.
Yes, she is!
Yes, sir. Yeah.
Yes, well, you know, I've been doing this community service for almost a month,
Yes, Wheeler?
Yes!
Yes? So what's up?
Yes. Kill the king.
Yes. Yes, I do. Yes.
Yo, Augie! Fuck his shit up, man!
Yo, Hogan's having another party tonight, man. You gotta go.
Yo, Wheeler! You in there?
Yo, Wheeler. What up, dog? You scoundrel. What are you doing, man?
Yo, Wheeler. What's up, man?
You are an S H I T T Y friend.
You are going down!
You bitch!
You both are disqualified from Laire forever.
You can call me if you need legal advice.
You can do anything you want in life
You can't go anywhere. Come on.
You can't use it. You gotta hop around?
You can't use it. You gotta hop around?
You complete me.
You could use a little dose of the outdoors.
You decided to come for dinner. Great. Come on in.
You deserved it!
You did a really good thing tonight, Wheeler.
You did good, Augie.
You didn't kill me. Now exeunt this battlefield.
You don't always have to get breakfast this time of day.
You don't even know that one.
You don't get married to get out of a rut.
You don't happen to know any Wings, do you?
You don't know who Kiss is?
You don't need an intervention.
You don't think I've noticed the 34 C's in the camouflage tank top
You ever talk to her?
You forgot to say please.
You get hit in the leg, you lose the leg.
You get hit in the leg, you lose the leg.
You get married because you love someone
You got a thing for Sweeny, Martin?
You got crabs.
You gotta promise me. Yeah, I promise. I just...
You gotta put it behind you, like this.
You guys are reckless out there.
You guys are unscareable.
You had me at 'hello. ' Oh, God. Danny.
You have been a bad boy!
You have to log 150 hours of community service.
You know what I used to eat for lunch?
You know what, just keep the change.
You know what, you've been picking fights with everybody.
You know what? I would never have invited you over for moussaka
You know what? We're making a detour. What?
You know when I want him to wear what makes him happy?
You know why? Kids come first.
You know you want it.
You know, Augie, maybe you should think about losing the cape.
You know, being aware without drawing attention.
You know, Danny?
You know, dress like a nun. Sure.
You know, giving the kids an energy boost to stay off drugs.
You know, I could be back in New York
You know, I may not be so happy go lucky, but I'm a realist.
You know, if you think about it, this is kind of your fault.
You know, it's particularly exciting for me to have a new batch of Bigs
You know, like at Christmas when you get a gift? That's what Ronnie is.
You know, my dad left me when I was young,
You know, one call to the judge from me,
You know, we are so thrilled that you are gonna be spending some time with Augie,
You know. Wait. I know it. Wait.
You long for her whispering eye. We can...
You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch.
You lose your arm. Yes.
You lost an arm, honey!
You made that for me?
You mean, besides nothing?
You okay?
You pull the trigger of my
You ready, pal?
You see, Ronnie? His dick is the gun!
You see, Ronnie? His dick is the gun!
You see, there are as many women as there are men on this planet.
You shall be slain.
You should be embarrassed of yourself.
You should stop by.
You shut up, whore! My mom is not a whore!
You sit down, young man.
You sure do like boobies, Ronnie.
You sure?
You think he's normal? Yeah, I think he's normal.
You think he's normal. He's normal.
You wanna go?
You want me to move?
You want to wear a suit of armor? Who gives a shit?
You were incredible. Second place!
You weren't even here when it happened!
You white? Then you Ben Affleck.
You wish to kiss me?
You would, Danny, because you're my friend.
You!
You'd wanna be my king?
You'll never catch me!
You'll tear me up so bad that when I shit, it'll come out sideways.
You'll want your little buddies' parents to sign them after each outing, okay?
You're acting like as if you had a goldfish and it died.
You're always looking at her.
You're dead.
You're dickish. Yes, I'm dickish.
You're funny.
You're gonna need that sense of humor if you're gonna keep up with my son.
You're just a miserable dick now!
You're lying.
You're lying. I can tell. Danny, stop.
You're mean to everybody!
You're my PIC. Just don't cock block me tonight.
You're not hearing what I'm saying to you.
You're not Sturdy Wings material.
You're on thin ice, buddy.
You're one to talk. You took a 10 year old to a party
You're only doing this because the judge is making you.
You're out of Xanthia. What are you talking about?
You're out. Look...
You're out. Look...
You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
You're so romantic.
You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king.
You're the worst mentor ever! No wonder your girlfriend left you, you asshole!
You're, like, beauty and brains incarnate.
You've been slain by the mighty king. Now get lost,
Your beautiful smile
Your kid's name is Augie Farks, a little older than most of the kids.
Your mom's psyched that you're her kid.
Your proposal was bullshit!
20! Venti!
...and the eye of the tiger.
...reckless endangerment, destruction of school property,
...your Little!
'cause I would love to see you penetrate me again.
'cause in this moment, doing what I love,
'Cause me and the boys are slaying
'cause nothing's gonna work out
'Cause they're awesome?
'Cause, the kid, man, I don't get it.
'Tis a mere month away.
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