Thelma & Louise (1991) Edit

A 1966 T Bird convertible leaving the scene,

A couple of convenience stores, liquor stores.

A distant voice is calling me away

A friend of mine who owns a club. Doug Randall.

A friend.

A ghost town with a gold mine

A guy whose parole officer is probably having a shit fit right about now.

A man was shot.

A pick axe in my head

About 110. Oh.

Acting like what? How am I supposed to act?

Afraid of a little rain, Max?

Ah, I don't know. You know, nowhere.

Ain't you gonna offer me some teeny weeny, witty bitty little drink?

Air holes.

All he wants me to do is hang around the house the whole time

All of it. That... That... That he was raping me.

All of the bad feelings have disappeared

All right, all right.

All right, all right. I'll do it.

All right, everything in? Yeah.

All right, I'll see you in a bit.

All right, I'm just gonna pull over.

All right, let me go now. Come on.

All right, Louise, will you? Where'd you get this?

All right, we'll just go play it by ear.

All right!

All right! Get me another one.

All right! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!

All right? No. No.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, Thelma. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. I've changed my mind.

All right. Is there something I can do for you?

All right. Lena, go on home.

All right. Now, I'm gonna go and...

All right. Okay.

All this for us?

Although now, Mrs. Dickinson's wanted in Oklahoma for armed robbery.

Am I in trouble, Officer?

And 'cause Louise here is mad at her boyfriend 'cause...

And ever since that day she's been living in between

And everything looks so complete

And everything's gonna be fine, all right?

And for once, just really let our hair down.

And get the hell out of Dodge, yeah.

And head down towards Dallas.

And I am.

And I can't go back.

And I can't tell you what.

And I don't wanna love you, but I do

And I get the feeling like you're gonna, like, split permanently.

And I thought since we're going in the same direction,

And I want you out of here by 5:00. No, 3:00.

And I'd just kind of waltz on in and I'd say,

And I'll be getting out of here.

And I'm gonna hold you personally responsible

And I'm not having a turd's luck getting a ride out in this rain.

And I'm not sorry that son of a bitch is dead.

And military lifestyles of years past,

And now they're in some serious trouble.

And probably considered armed and dangerous, at least I am,

And probably considered armed and dangerous, at least I am,

And probably nothing would've happened to him

And she sat there softly singing

And stand before the mirror

And steal Darryl's fishing stuff.

And that vehicle is registered to one Louise Sawyer.

And the husband says a gun is missing.

And the military contingent boasts an actual member of the 5th Cavalry.

And the next thing you know, these girls are gonna get shot!

And the phone's probably tapped.

And the room went spinning round

And the scene of our last goddamn crime!

And then our whole plan's just gonna be all shot to hell.

And then we'll be home tomorrow night.

And there's your syrup.

And we have reason to believe that your wife was

And we have some witnesses that saw

And we'll figure out then what to do.

And what'd I say? Do you remember?

And what'd you say?

And you comb your hair

And you're not here to tell me about it.

And, baby, you're so smart

And, oh, my God, that other shit of pointing to your lap.

Any failure to obey that command

Any reason to believe they've left the state?

Anyway, he wouldn't care Hell, he gave them to his friends

Anyway, we don't want to end up on the damn Geraldo show.

Approach with caution.

Are wanted in connection with a murder?

Are you at work?

Are you aware that Mrs. Dickinson and Ms. Sawyer

Are you in love with somebody else?

Are you in town? It sounds long distance.

Are you just gonna leave for fucking ever?

Are you up to this? I mean, I gotta know. This isn't a game.

As far as I'm concerned, yes, ma'am, you're in a lot of trouble.

As she lay there beneath the covers

As she rode along through Paris

As you brush your shoes

As you know, we've tapped your phone in the event that she calls in.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

At least now I'm having some fun.

At the age of thirty seven

At the age of thirty seven

Aw.

Bad timing.

Be careful with that gun.

Because there's no physical evidence. We can't prove he did it.

Because, you know, I... I don't want to lose you.

Behave yourself. Oh!

Believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.

Besides busting parole, I haven't done one wrong thing.

Besides, what're we gonna say about the robbery?

Best drivers on the road.

Better not look back

Better not look back

Better not look down if you want to keep on flying

Better not look down if you want to keep on flying

Bitch! I should've gone ahead and fucked her!

Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.

Bright sun shiny day

Bright sun shiny day

But he said she'd never touch it, wouldn't learn to shoot it.

But I got something I got to talk to my friend about in private.

But I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.

But I think it's time to just

But I... I asked him not to tell.

But I'll catch up with you later on down the road.

But I'll tell you what, I thank you for your time.

But I'm gonna have to haul ass.

But I'm not going to, so don't ask me.

But I'm not gonna tell anybody anything,

But I'm not sure. Perfect.

But if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why.

But it wasn't neither one of those two.

But not like this.

But she'd probably say no. She's a little bit uptight.

But still we have to choose which way to go

But we'd already been going out four years when we got married.

But you didn't like that, so frankly, Louise, I'm out of ideas.

But you don't wanna go through Texas?

But, you know, I mean, I can ask, you know.

But...

Buying it in a parking lot.

Call him? Mmm hmm.

Can I have another room, please?

Can you wire me the $6,700 and I'll pay you back?

Can't you tell when somebody's hitting on you?

Careful.

Careful. Careful.

Cat got your tongue?

Cheek to cheek with him all night!

Children laugh, children cry

Christ.

Come back here!

Come here, old Jimmy.

Come here! Come here! All right, all right, all right.

Come here! Come here! Come on!

Come on, damn it!

Come on, get a grip. Drive us to goddamn Mexico, will you?

Come on, I do.

Come on, I never get to do stuff like this.

Come on, Kurt, kick it.

Come on, Louise.

Come on, now. I'll kill him!

Come on, tell me. I know you're not just some schoolboy.

Come on, Thelma, murder one and armed robbery?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Psycho killers or bears or snakes.

Come on. That's okay, I'm married, too.

Cooking methods. Questions are encouraged.

Cool. Can I wear these?

Crazy.

Cut your engine off and place your hands in plain view!

D l D 10 17 55.

Damn it, Thelma, if there's one thing you should know by now,

Damn, damn.

Damn, I don't know why I just didn't go to the police right away.

Damn, Jimmy, what did you do,

Damn! I hate that. I hate being called a beaver, don't you?

Damn. What are you gonna do? Just stay drunk all day?

Darling, I'm so happy for you. That's great. I really am.

Darling, there is one thing you should know

Darling, there is something I must tell you

Darryl, calm down, please.

Darryl, it's me.

Darryl, this is Louise. Let me talk to the police.

Darryl!

Darryl?

Darryl?

Darryl.

Darryl.

Darryl's been calling, mad as a hornet, making all kinds of noise.

Decaf or regular?

Did I cause that? No, I'm sorry.

Did I hear somebody say "Peaches"?

Did they ever indicate that they might be on the run from the law?

Did you get married real young, Ms. Thelma?

Did you see his butt?

Did you see how polite he is? He was real sweet.

Did you see that guy? He was right in the middle of the road!

Did you tell him? What did he say? Is he mad?

Do you know her, too?

Do you like chili? They got good chili.

Do you love me?

Do you mind if I speak to him alone for a minute?

Do you think Thelma Dickinson would have committed armed robbery

Do you understand?

Do you want to take off your eyewear, please?

Does that mean "Pull over. I wanna show you what a big, fat slob I am"?

Does this have something to do with another man?

Don't be a child. Tell him you're going with me.

Don't blow it.

Don't ever fucking hit me! Fucking bitch!

Don't get so mad. I can explain, okay?

Don't holler like that.

Don't hurt me, Harlan, please! Shut up!

Don't hurt me, Harlan!

Don't need this bullshit in the morning!

Don't think so.

Don't you fucking lie to me!

Don't you worry about it.

Down here, they're looking for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates

Dreaming of a thousand lovers

Drive like hell.

Drive! Drive the car!

Everything looks different.

Everything's changed.

Everything's gonna be... All right?

Exactly.

Excuse me for not knowing how to act when you blow somebody away!

Excuse me, do you have a phone?

Excuse me, may I?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Extra ammo. Good idea.

Eyes on my lever now

Fill her up. There you go.

Find some way we don't have to go through there.

Fine, okay.

Fish and hang out and stuff.

Follow us.

For at least part of it if anything happens to them.

For Christ's sake, I got to get the hell out of here.

For Christ's sakes.

From this day on you'll never walk alone

Front.

Fuck Louise! Fuck...

Fuck that!

Fuck you!

Get out of here by 3:00 today.

Get the car. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Get the fuck out of here.

Get your foot off that table.

Get your stuff and let's get out of here.

Give it to me here.

Give it to me.

Go fuck yourself.

Go!

Go! Go!

Go.

God damn it, Homer! Christ, I gotta get to work!

God damn it, Thelma, every time that we get in trouble,

God damn it, Thelma.

God damn it!

God, I hate when you... This always happens when you're in a hurry.

God, please, please, God. Don't let us get caught.

God, that J. D. Kid is a little shit.

God, that J. D. Kid is a little shit.

God.

God.

Goddamn bitch!

Goddamn, you are gorgeous.

Good answer. Same goes double for me.

Good driving.

Good God.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is a robbery.

Good morning.

Good.

Good.

Good. That's real good. Listen, where do I go?

Gosh, didn't he say anything positive at all?

Gosh, what are you...

Got it. Okay. All right.

Great!

Guess you could call it that. My eyes are open.

Hal, why don't we go ahead and let the Bureau in on this?

Happy birthday, lady.

Harlan, please! Harlan, please! Do you hear me?

Harlan, you bothering these poor girls?

Harlan.

Has anybody asked his wife?

Have a good day at work today.

Have a good trip. Thank you.

Have to be pretty good. Have to be pretty damn good.

Have you lost your mind? Is that it?

Haven't I told you I can't stand it

He already thinks you're out of your mind.

He also says that at that time he met a man.

He also told us that you and Mrs. Dickinson seemed close.

He got it for her 'cause he's out late a lot,

He identified you through a series of mug shots.

He is an asshole. Most of the time, I just let it slide.

He just loves the chase is all.

He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun.

He said he took it to a motel in Oklahoma City.

He says he's still too much of a kid himself.

He sounds like a real asshole.

He wasn't even home.

He'll freak out and call you 100,000 times.

He's a student. He's gone.

He's getting a divorce, so his wife's getting this place.

He's gone. Like the wind.

He's gonna kill you!

He's got a lot to be proud of.

He's over there. Uh huh.

He's taking a shower.

Hell, I told you 50 times.

Hell, no, I was just being friendly.

Hello, Louise.

Hello, Ms. Sawyer?

Hello, this is 9 8...

Hello?

Hello? Hello? I'm in the trunk. I'm a police officer.

Hello.

Her husband said she would never touch that gun.

Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for

Here it is.

Here you go. Be careful. All right.

Here you go. You got the sausage, pancakes for you,

Here.

Hey, baby! I'm your Captain Muff Diver!

Hey, baby! You ready for a big dick?

Hey, hey!

Hey, how do you know about all this stuff anyway?

Hey, how you doing, little housewife? You all packed?

Hey, I'm Louise.

Hey, live it up. That's what it's there for.

Hey, look! Look who it is, it's that guy.

Hey, Louise, better slow down.

Hey, Louise. Hi.

Hey, now you listen to me.

Hey, now, look. I'm warning you. Just drop it.

Hey, quit it. Stop it. Stop it.

Hey, this is Jimmy. I'm not here right now.

Hey, throw in some bottles of Wild Turkey, too, will you?

Hey, we could change our names.

Hey, what'd he say?

Hey, where are you girls anyway?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, there. You all right?

Hi, this is Jimmy.

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm.

Hold on!

Hold on! Hold on!

Hon?

Hon? What?

Honey, you better hurry up!

How about "Peaches"? Could you try code word "Peaches"?

How about you? Where'd you learn to shoot like that?

How are things going out there?

How are you?

How come Darryl let you go?

How did they know that?

How do you know there's...

How do you know they didn't...

How do you like the vacation so far?

How many times has that woman got to be fucked over?

How we gonna get gas? I mean, trading on our good looks?

How you feeling now, darling?

How'd you feel if somebody did that to your mother?

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Hurry up. Let's go.

I ain't apologizing for shit!

I always wanted to travel, I just never got the opportunity.

I am funny. Real funny.

I am happy, sweetie. Happy as I can be.

I believe you do.

I can feel it when I hear that lonesome highway

I can feel it when I hear that lonesome highway

I can hear it when I stand beside the river

I can rest for a little bit and then I'll figure out what to do.

I can see all obstacles in my way

I can see it when I look up in the sky

I did,

I did! I had a suggestion that we go to the police,

I didn't ask him to come.

I didn't know.

I do believe you.

I don't feel good. I've been sick.

I don't feel so good. What's wrong? Come on.

I don't follow the customers out to the parking lot.

I don't intend anything by that, sir.

I don't know what he's got to be mad about.

I don't know, I...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, Louise.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Just shut up so I can think.

I don't know. I don't think so.

I don't know. I think we're gonna have to think about that.

I don't know. I think...

I don't know. I'm just gonna bring everything.

I don't know. Just tell them what happened.

I don't know. Warm stuff, I guess.

I don't like where we're goin'

I don't mean to be rude,

I don't remember ever feeling this awake. You know what I mean?

I don't rob no banks. Come on.

I don't think he is gonna apologize.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't want anybody losing their heads!

I don't want to love you, but I do

I felt it when the sun came up this morning

I got it! Hello?

I got no feeling for you.

I guess everything from here on in is gonna be pretty shitty.

I guess I went a little crazy, huh?

I guess that's what he's doing.

I have a collect call from Thelma. Will you accept?

I have about $6,700 in the bank.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I heard that.

I just came to see you, baby.

I just didn't think it would hurt to give somebody a ride.

I just don't know how to use it. Will you take care of it?

I just flew across two states with that ring in my fucking hand and...

I just want you to be happy.

I just... I just told him if he ever got to Mexico, he should look us up.

I knew that I could not wait another day

I knew you'd want me to take the job, sure, but...

I know he's a pig.

I know it can't be fun

I know this whole thing was my fault. I know it.

I know what happened to you in Texas.

I know what's making you run.

I know.

I left him a note.

I left him stuff to microwave.

I like your wife.

I may not even make it home for dinner. You know how Fridays are.

I mean, can't you make an exception?

I mean, God gives you something special,

I mean, God, you're as bad as Darryl.

I mean, I just can't believe it! No!

I mean, I just couldn't live.

I mean, I just want to know.

I mean, I think we ought to tell the police.

I mean, I...

I mean, I'd understand if you was thinking about it.

I mean, if we give them enough time, they'll come to us.

I mean, in broad daylight and everything?

I mean, look at this map!

I mean, nobody would believe it.

I mean, oh, God damn it, Thelma, it's not okay.

I mean, really. That business with your tongue.

I mean, that's what... That's what happened, isn't it?

I mean, what are we gonna do for money, huh?

I mean, what is that supposed to mean exactly, huh?

I mean, why are you acting like this?

I need more time.

I need your help here. Did Harlan Puckett...

I never been with anybody but Darryl.

I repeat, turn your engine off

I robbed a gas station,

I said you had a nice pair of eyes.

I sure am having a good time. This is real fun.

I swear, three days ago,

I swear.

I think I can make it now The pain is gone

I think I fucked up.

I think I got us in a situation where we both could get killed.

I think I need to keep walking.

I think I'm starting to feel a little better.

I think it's probably not a real good idea right now.

I think it's the goddamn Grand Canyon.

I think it's time to let go.

I think maybe you just don't love me anymore.

I think so.

I think that's better. What do you think?

I think we should stay off the interstate. We're too conspicuous.

I think we're going to Oklahoma City,

I think you ought to pass it on.

I thought he would not tell anybody, you know.

I turned the TV on and wrote a letter to you

I turned the TV on and wrote a letter to you

I wanna give you something.

I wanna give you something.

I wanna know, is it true?

I want you to call Darryl.

I want you to call Darryl.

I want you to find out if he knows anything.

I want you to hang up, you understand?

I want you to just... You guard that money.

I want you to know neither one of you are charged with murder yet.

I was afraid I'd missed you.

I was just thinking about you.

I woke up in a hotel I didn't know what to do

I woke up in a hotel I didn't know what to do

I won't.

I... I haven't seen you this way in a while. You're usually so sedate.

I... I love Thelma.

I... I understand. I didn't mean to bother you.

I... I... I got it. I was afraid I couldn't get a check cashed on Saturday.

I'd just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket.

I'll be damned. Isn't that strange?

I'll be darned. Just ignore him.

I'll be seeing you, Louise. Mmm hmm.

I'll bet you even called us "beavers" on your CB radio, didn't you?

I'll call you back in an hour.

I'll get it!

I'll have a Wild Turkey straight up and a Coke back, please.

I'll never make it. Can't we just stop somewhere for a minute?

I'll pin you.

I'll say he ****d me and you had to shoot him.

I'll say one thing. This is some vacation.

I'm a part of you

I'm a part of you

I'm beggin' mama please move over

I'm beggin' mama please move over

I'm fine right here.

I'm going back inside.

I'm going to Mexico.

I'm going.

I'm gonna get a job. I'm gonna work at Club Med.

I'm gonna have a margarita and a shot of Cuervo on the side.

I'm gonna make you pay for this! You hear me?

I'm gonna make you!

I'm gonna stop at the next town. We'll get a motel room.

I'm gonna stop someplace for a cup of coffee and then...

I'm gonna...

I'm here to pick up a money order for Louise Sawyer.

I'm hitting the little girls' room and then we're out of here.

I'm in deep shit and I gotta know what you're gonna do.

I'm in deep shit, Jimmy. Deep Shit, Arkansas.

I'm Investigator Hal Slocumb, Arkansas State Police.

I'm just not ready to go to jail yet, okay?

I'm just sorry it was you that did it and not me.

I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner than this.

I'm not giving up.

I'm not gonna talk about that.

I'm not gonna tell him a thing.

I'm not gonna tell you what's going on.

I'm not talking about it. Okay.

I'm ready when you are.

I'm sorry, doll. I just didn't want you to be late.

I'm sorry, I mean it.

I'm sorry, it's just I'm just not used to seeing you this way.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood for company right now.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We needed the money, now we have it.

I'm spinning.

I'm the great and powerful Oz. Who do you want to be?

I'm the one that should be mad.

I'm the only one she's ever spoken to. You've done a good job.

I'm trying to figure out what to do.

I'm trying to figure out what to do. But you could try...

I've never been lucky! Not one time!

I've never been out of town without Darryl.

If not, you'll have a tag on your toe. You decide.

If that's what's worrying you, please don't think...

If waiting tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature,

If we panic now, we're done for.

If we want to come in dead or alive.

If you even think he knows, I mean, even if you're not sure,

If you hadn't taken all their money?

If you think he does, you gotta hang up the phone,

If you weren't concerned with having so much fun, we wouldn't be here right now.

If you'd just hang on, I want a word with you.

If you're not back here by tonight,

Imagine not wanting to drag him into this.

In a way, you got something to go back for, Jimmy and all.

In a white suburban bedroom

In a white suburban town

In case he steals the spark plugs.

In case of what?

In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose

In Texas.

In the future,

In the meantime, you said we was gonna have some fun,

Is he a funny uncle?

Is that true?

Is the manager in?

Is Thelma with you?

Is there a problem?

Is this Thelma? Thelma, when are you gonna run away with me?

Isn't he? Isn't he? You're smooth. Yeah.

Isn't it beautiful?

Isn't this fun?

It don't matter.

It happened to you, didn't it?

It is just two days, for God's sake.

It just means shut up, Thelma.

It looks like she may be planning on being gone a while.

It looks like the Army.

It surely is.

It was like I'd been doing it all my life.

It wouldn't hurt nothing.

It's a good thing they're not all as friendly as you.

It's a nightclub, Hal, not a drive in.

It's a place called the Vagabond Motel.

It's all your years of waiting tables has made you jaded, that's all.

It's at 1921 North East 23rd.

It's best just to get on out of the state if you can.

It's Bob's, the day manager's.

It's definitely not okay.

It's gonna be a bright

It's gonna be a bright

It's him. It's definitely him.

It's just a question I have to ask. Are you close with her?

It's just hard not to notice two such pretty ladies as yourselves.

It's like I said, he's no different than any other guy.

It's not like I killed anybody, for God's sake.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's on the bed table.

It's on the nightstand! It's okay.

It's our future.

It's probably not a good idea.

It's the mountains. I guess it gets cold at night.

It's under "Peaches."

Jeez, about a hundred goddamn people saw you dancing

Jeez, about a hundred goddamn people saw you dancing

Jeez, Louise, that wasn't very nice.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! I'm sorry.

Jesus!

Jesus.

Jimmy, this is Louise. Look, I've been trying to call you.

Jimmy, what color are my eyes?

Jimmy? Did you talk to him?

Jimmy.

Jimmy's gonna wire me some money and then we're gonna...

Jimmy's not an option.

Judy, let's get married.

Just chalk it up to

Just follow me, Thelma.

Just for a second, and then I'm gonna get it together.

Just get real comfortable.

Just kept it in a drawer for years.

Just leave them. I'll get them, thank you.

Just that I did it and I can't undo it.

Just the check, please.

Just the look on his face when...

Just wait... Darryl, will you let me talk to whoever's in charge there?

Just what do you think we should tell them, huh?

Just what is that supposed to mean?

Just...

Keep it that way.

Kick the stones out of my bed

Landed in Memphis like original sin

Law is some tricky shit, isn't it?

Lena, do you have any ideas or don't you?

Let go of the old mistakes.

Let her go! Louise!

Let me go! I mean, I'm married!

Let me talk to Slocumb.

Let me talk to the police.

Let's add it up here,

Let's dance. All right!

Let's go home now. I'll kill you!

Let's keep going.

Let's see who'll win a prize for keeping their cool.

Let's see.

Let's start behaving like that.

Like you really miss her.

Listen to me, I said I'm not gonna hurt you. All right?

Listen up, you two. I'm gonna go in. It's just gonna take a minute.

Listen,

Listen, Jimmy.

Listen, little boy, of course I want you to go.

Little honey, are you goin' out tonight?

Little nursery rhymes

Look out. Look out. Don't... Don't do it.

Look straight ahead

Look, everything we got to lose is already gone anyway.

Look, have you seen my friend?

Look, I don't know what's going on with you, or what happened

Look, I'm sorry. I mean...

Look, up until now, we had only two things going for us,

Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down,

Looks like we could get on this Road 81 here

Looks like you got a real fucked up idea of fun.

Louise and him don't get along.

Louise said that he would have to go, so... He's gone.

Louise, don't get mad, okay? But where are we going?

Louise, get the keys.

Louise, I almost feel like I know you.

Louise, I don't know how to fish.

Louise, I'll do anything.

Louise, it's okay.

Louise, just don't you worry about it. You hear?

Louise, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.

Louise, now you just tell me what the hell's going on here.

Louise, we still going to Mexico?

Louise, where are we going?

Louise, you shot him.

Louise!

Louise?

Louise?

Louise?

Louise?

Louise? Hey, baby.

Louise? Is that the way you answer the phone?

Louise.

Louise.

Louise. Hey, Louise.

Louise. Louise. Oh, shit!

Louise...

Ma'am, would you be quiet? Sir, get down, please.

Ma'am, you sure you wouldn't rather have a large economy size?

Ma'am? Yeah, I'll be right with you.

Marian, there's a police officer here.

Max, you gotta take me there.

Maybe I should just step out of the room for a sec.

Maybe we should just tow your car behind, too,

Maybe you got a few too many parking tickets.

Maybe.

Me, too. I feel awake.

Mmm hmm.

Morning, is Louise there?

Move back, people.

Move! Jesus Christ, come on.

Mr. Dickinson? Yeah?

Ms. Sawyer, I don't think you all are gonna make it to Mexico.

Murder one? We can't even say it was self defense?

Murder? What, Thelma? Damn!

My God, this is beautiful.

My goodness. You were sure gentlemanly about it.

My head's fine.

My husband wasn't sweet to me, look how I turned out.

My life would've been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now.

My taxi's here.

Nah, I don't think so.

Nature's gift we turn for gold

Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl does it. How hard can it be?

Neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this,

Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, yeah.

Nice meeting you.

No kidding? Look, we gotta go. I'll call you back, all right?

No one knew where we were going.

No, Hal, cannot do.

No, I didn't say what it was for. I told him I was buying a car.

No, I didn't tell him, and that's what we gotta get straight now.

No, I do love you.

No, I don't want to go through Texas.

No, I wasn't worrying about that.

No, I'm calling from the Playboy Mansion.

No, I'm out of town. I'm in...

No, it's not anything like that.

No, it's okay. Hmm?

No, it's secured until further notice.

No, Louise, I don't.

No, no, that's okay.

No, probably not, but I appreciate your time.

No, thanks.

No, that's not why I came.

No, Thelma, I don't give a shit what we have for dinner.

No, Thelma, it's me.

No, Thelma, it's not okay.

No, Thelma, we don't need the lantern. The place has electricity.

No, we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us

No, you won't. You'll be back today.

No, you've always been crazy.

No? You're okay? Uh huh.

No. No, not no more, Thelma.

No. No.

Nobody saw it. Nobody knows it was us.

Nobody'd believe us.

None of this is okay.

Not this time. I mean, this time things have changed.

Not this weekend, sweetie, she's running away with me.

Not yet.

Nothing but blue skies

Nothing will.

Nothing.

Nothing. Got messed up.

Nothing. Why, do I seem different?

Now I leave for work, and you take complete leave of your senses?

Now is not the time to panic.

Now it's just like a whole other ball game.

Now one of the things we had going for us is gone!

Now what kind of a deal is that cop gonna have to come up with to beat that?

Now, calm down. These boys know what they're doing.

Now, do you want to come out of this alive?

Now, go on. Get in there.

Now, I know it's crazy,

Now, I know you can't get it out, but I need that money.

Now, I really, really apologize,

Now, I've told you, I'm not gonna talk about this anymore.

Now, if nobody loses their head, nobody'll lose their head.

Now, trust me.

Now, what are a couple of Kewpie dolls like you doing in a place like this?

Now, you either find another way or give me the goddamn map and I will!

Now, you either find another way or give me the goddamn map and I will!

Now, you're either gonna tell me every damn thing you know,

Now...

Of green Thunderbird. Requesting assistance.

Officer, I am so sorry about this,

Officer, I'm real sorry about this.

Oh, God damn it, Thelma!

Oh, God damn it!

Oh, God. How do you stay so positive?

Oh, God. Oh, God, please don't let us get caught.

Oh, I'm just some guy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Louise? Uh huh.

Oh, Louise? Uh huh.

Oh, man! You wouldn't have believed it.

Oh, my God, he's a Nazi.

Oh, my God, Louise! Oh! Look, look!

Oh, my God, Louise. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Get the car.

Oh, my God. Jimmy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no! I can't believe it.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit, Thelma!

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's good, that's just sweet.

Oh, what? Tell me something.

Oh! Goddamn, you bitch!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Shit! Jimmy. Hi, stranger.

Oh! You kept me here all night to ask me

Oh.

Oh. Thanks.

Oh. Wait a minute. Officer, could I have your belt, please?

Okay, have a safe trip.

Okay, I will, too, then.

Okay, if you say so.

Okay, then, listen. Let's not get caught.

Okay?

Okay? Thanks.

Okay? Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, bye.

Okay. But it's gonna be a quick stop.

Okay. No, I want to take it anyway, just in case.

Okay. Say, what kind of stuff do I bring?

Oklahoma City.

On the phones until we find them.

One, nobody knew where we were, and two,

Ooh wee

Ooh!

Ooh.

Oopsy doopsy.

Open the trunk.

Or I'm gonna be all over you like a fly on shit for the rest of your natural life.

Or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car.

Or if I'm going your way...

Or what you all did,

Or you might just wind up crying

Or you might just wind up crying

Or you might just wind up crying

Out for how long? Four years.

Phew!

Place your hands in plain view.

Please don't hurt me, Harlan!

Please, I have a wife and kids. Please!

Put out an APB and see what we get back. All right.

Put the hammer down Keep it full speed ahead

Red hair, brown eyes,

Red hair, green eyes, 5'10" tall, 130 pounds.

Regular, please.

Relax. Harlan, stop it, please! I mean it!

Remember when we first met?

Right.

Right.

Right. I'm real sorry. Excuse me.

Right. Where are they?

Say, you two boys have a lot in common.

See if that's him.

See, I'm trying to get back to school. My ride fell through.

See, if you get on that radio,

See, Louise...

Seems the land of opportunity for me is just a curse

Seems they were looking for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates

She did. How fast was I going?

She isn't having any fun!

She knew she'd found forever

She left me a huge tip.

She paint with chili sauce

She realized

She saw him singing once when she was 17

She thinks he's a pig.

She wants to talk to you.

She'd never ride through Paris in a sports car

She's the one I hope did it.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! God! Kurt's got it. He ends up with the ball.

Shit! Shit!

Shit! Sorry.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Stop! What's wrong?

Shit. Well, we don't need the East Coast anymore.

Shoot the radio. Right.

Shouldn't we go to the cops?

Shut up! Please.

Simple as that.

Sir, would you do the honors?

Sit down!

Smile.

Smoking.

So do I want to come out alive?

So he's letting all his friends use it

So hold me close and say you feel it too

So I was thinking that if you're going my way

So let's have some!

So many miles to go before I die

So she let the phone keep ringing

So somebody better talk to them.

So that's where you're at, Oklahoma, huh?

So there's a small chance that I can actually do them some good,

So this is all my fault, is it?

So we're still okay.

So what if he was?

So, how long before we're in goddamn Mexico?

So, tell me something, Ms. Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids?

So, whose place is this again?

So, why don't you just keep that?

Son, I got a feeling about something and...

Sonny, you wanna hit me up with some syrup?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sort of speeding out of the driveway there.

Stand away from the line, please.

Still we have to choose which way to go

Stole it.

Sunday night, you'll call him back,

Sure wish we could have brought him with us.

Sure, over coffee, sometime. I'll buy.

Sure, that'd be fun.

Surprise.

Suspect driving, Louise Elizabeth Sawyer. White female...

Take all the cash out of the drawer, put it in a paper bag.

Take care of yourself, now.

Take his gun and lock him in the trunk,

Take me, break me, make me a man! You're gonna hit your head!

Take some kind of pill that makes you say all the right stuff?

Take your damn time. Come on, here we go.

Tapped the phone? What are you talking about?

Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown.

Tell him you're having a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night.

Tell that judge in Bakersfield my trial will have to wait

Tell them what, Thelma?

Texas.

Than he already is.

Thank you, darling.

Thank you, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Just stay there.

Thank you. Now, you get down, too. Yes, ma'am.

Thank you. Okay.

Thanks, I'll try again later.

Thanks, Jimmy. I appreciate it.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Okay.

That don't carry much weight with Darryl.

That guy was hurting me.

That Louise is nothing but a bad influence!

That place with a little dance floor

That son of a bitch burned me. I don't believe it.

That'll happen.

That's a good band.

That's certainly possible.

That's gross! What's he gotta do that for, anyway?

That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband.

That's not a good reason to get married.

That's putting it mildly.

That's right.

That's something you gotta know up here. That shit cannot be taught.

That's the code word. I miss you, Peaches.

That's the secret word.

That's what I want everybody to believe.

The call of the wild!

The Fort Reno Days Festival highlights settler, Indian,

The keys are over there. The keys are over there.

The news was talking about a dragnet up on the interstate

The news was talking about a dragnet up on the interstate

The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas.

The other occupant of that car.

The police radio, Louise.

The same old question over and over again.

The smaller one, the one with the tidy hairdo,

The strange thing is

The volume gets turned way up,

The wild night is callin'

Thelma kind of took to him.

Thelma,

Thelma, come on, we're out of here! Thelma, come on.

Thelma, for Christ's sake!

Thelma, good Lord.

Thelma, hello!

Thelma, how much money you have on you?

Thelma, I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

Thelma, I'm not gonna talk about this!

Thelma, I'm not making any deals.

Thelma, is he your husband or your father?

Thelma, it's not funny.

Thelma, just put a lid on it!

Thelma, listen up, now.

Thelma, Thelma, listen to me. Listen to me.

Thelma, we're getting pulled over. All right.

Thelma, we're not gonna get to the cabin until after dark as it is.

Thelma, what happened?

Thelma, what is it? What's wrong?

Thelma, what's wrong with you?

Thelma, where in the Sam Hill are you?

Thelma, where's the money?

Thelma, you know how I feel about Texas! We're not going that way!

Thelma, you left him alone in the room?

Thelma!

Thelma!

Thelma!

Thelma!

Thelma?

Thelma?

Thelma.

Thelma.

Thelma.

Thelma.

Thelma. That's your name? Thelma? That's a lovely name.

Thelma. What?

Thelma. What?

Then aren't we going in the wrong direction?

Then I just sit back and watch it for a little while.

Then I'd waltz right in.

Then what difference would it make if we stopped?

Then what is it, God damn it?

Then you best be on your way, all right?

There's no excuse for that.

There's nothin' but blue skies

There's nothing you can do for me now.

There's nothing.

There's two girls out there that had a chance. They had a chance.

These women are armed, Hal. This is standard.

They think it turns us on is what they think.

They were on their way to some guy's cabin and they never showed up.

They would've made out like I'd asked for it.

They're brown.

They're charging us with murder.

Things like "incarceration," "cavity search," "death by electrocution,"

Think they saw us?

Think you found your calling?

This here... This is J. D. How'd do?

This is 1 12. I am in pursuit

This is Darryl.

This is just the first chance you've ever had

This is too much. They got guns pointing at them!

This one's on Harlan.

This wasn't your fault!

This young man here's on his way back to school

This your vehicle?

Till the world turned to orange

To Mexico from Oklahoma City.

To really express yourself.

Touched lightly on the eyes of Lucy Jordan

Trouble is, it doesn't look like an accident.

Try not to get too excited, Louise.

Try to.

Trying to remember

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn off your engine.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh...

Uh... May I ask which direction you're heading?

Um, I'm with Louise.

Um...

Um...

Unbearable, I'd imagine.

Until this grand illusion brings us home

Very close to that same amount to a Ms. Louise Sawyer.

Wait a minute. Shoot.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait for that right moment to make my move, see?

Wait, Louise, I want to come with you.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. Excuse me.

Wait.

Want anything?

Was the type to pull something like this.

We better get off, just in case.

We both got what we settled for.

We can never know about tomorrow

We can never know about tomorrow

We can't even probably prove by now that he touched you.

We could live in a hacienda.

We don't live in that kind of a world, Thelma.

We got it!

We just have to figure out what we're gonna do next.

We just have to figure out what we're gonna do.

We just wanted to get something to eat.

We left town for the weekend... Minding our own business.

We need to get you some fresh air, little lady.

We should talk. Please, I want to help you.

We think you should apologize.

We thought we were gonna have to put out a fire.

We understand each other?

We want to try and find out where they are.

We were just having a little fun, that's all.

We'd have to ask my friend.

We'd have to. That thing barely makes it down the driveway.

We'd still get in trouble, we'd still have our lives ruined.

We'll be drinking margaritas by the sea, mamacita.

We'll just be gone one more day

We'll take you to Oklahoma City,

We're fine. How are you?

We're fugitives now, all right?

We're going to have someone here at the house

We're gonna need money.

We're gonna need more money.

We're just giving him a ride to here, then he...

We're just gonna stay there and, you know,

We're out of here tonight.

We're... We're in the mountains, we're fishing.

We've been seeing you all over the place.

Weird. We got some kind of a snowball effect happening here or something.

Well,

Well, come on in. Wipe your feet.

Well, darling, look out, 'cause my hair is coming down.

Well, Darryl, that's my husband... Darryl?

Well, don't leave it... Just don't leave them there.

Well, he sure got his work cut out for him now, don't he?

Well, he'd never let me go.

Well, how... How'd you... I mean, what'd you say?

Well, I guess 18's kind of young.

Well, I just waltzed on in there and I said...

Well, I know I'm supposed to be gone and all, but...

Well, I may be an outlaw, darling, but you're the one who's stealing my heart.

Well, I thought that's what you wanted.

Well, I'm kind of stuck here like stink on stink.

Well, I'm not on drugs, but I might be crazy!

Well, I've been better.

Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some old gal, some old gal's husband.

Well, it wasn't. We were walking away. We got away.

Well, just relax, will you? You're making me nervous.

Well, let's see.

Well, look, Jimmy'll come in off the road and you won't be there.

Well, no, it wouldn't hurt.

Well, now that you mention it, yeah.

Well, now, I've always believed that, done properly,

Well, see, first you pick your place, all right?

Well, see, it's really not up to me. It's not my car.

Well, shit twice and fall back in it.

Well, sir,

Well, then I just don't wanna say.

Well, wait now. I still have to ask Darryl if I can go.

Well, wait, wait.

Well, we needed the money.

Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

Well, why don't you give old Jimmy a kiss goodbye?

Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to

Well, you don't.

Well, you get what you settle for.

Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?

Well. What?

What about it? Nothing.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Why are you unpacking?

What are you doing? Why are you unpacking?

What are you looking at?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did you say?

What do you mean, parole officer?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What for?

What happened to your hair?

What happened?

What happened? Tell me what you said.

What in the world are you doing here?

What is that? That is disgusting!

What kind of gun was it?

What the fuck is going on here, Louise?

What the hell's wrong with you?

What time are you picking me up?

What will it be, ladies?

What, did you fucking kill somebody?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? All I said was "hello."

What? Are you a criminal?

What? Get in the car!

What? Harlan.

What? What are you talking about?

What? What?

What? What'd I do? Nothing, that's what.

What? You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma,

What'd you do?

What'd you rob?

What's he doing? He's kind of walking this way.

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the big rush, Thelma?

Whatever time may take away

Whatever we go through

When you call him, you gotta not tell him anything about this.

When you holler in the morning?

When you're walkin' out on the street

Where do you think you're going, huh?

Where is he now?

Where the hell are you at? Are you all right?

Where you going?

Where you going? Fresno.

Where? Why can't I bring it to you?

Where'd you get the $6,600 in cash?

Where'd you learn to shoot like that?

Where's the money? Oh, my God.

Wherever we may travel

While he's out doing God only knows what.

White female,

Who are you, anyway?

Who cuts the electricity off

Who did it?

Who do you think did it?

Who's gonna believe that?

Who's the cowboy?

Who's the nut?

Whoo!

Whoo.

Why don't you go out to the pool and take a swim or something, all right?

Why don't you just tell him to get lost once and for all?

Why don't you tell me what's going on?

Why don't you try it on?

Why don't you try?

Why don't you... Um...

Why now?

Why, Jimmy?

Why, yes, she is.

Why? I didn't think he'd tell anybody.

Why? What's he got to lose? Except my life savings, of course.

Wide awake.

Will be considered an act of aggression against us.

Will I be?

Will they know what we've sold?

Will you help me, please?

Will you take care of this gun?

With them jewels and the cross

With them rusted engine blocks

Women love that shit.

Wonder if Darryl's home yet.

Wonder if Jimmy's got back.

Would you believe me if I told you this whole thing was an accident?

Yeah, but they don't know that.

Yeah, funny how so many people want to buy a carpet on a Friday night.

Yeah, I been seeing you, too.

Yeah, I believe I am.

Yeah, I believe she's the woman driving the car.

Yeah, I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives.

Yeah, I'm choking on it.

Yeah, I'm fine. How are you? Long time no see.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, or does that mean, "Suck my dick"?

Yeah, see, we were looking for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates

Yeah, then... Shit, I don't want to talk about this.

Yeah, well, I got you a room there, Thelma.

Yeah, where do you get off behaving like that with women you don't even know?

Yeah, who wants to know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, of course I can.

Yeah, you shut them. Asked me if I knew what color they were.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. He says he's not ready yet.

Yeah. I guess.

Yeah. It's something else, all right.

Yeah. Sure did!

Yeah. Well, I'd appreciate it much.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep, that's him going. I love watching him go.

Yep?

Yep.

Yes, I know.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, sir, that is.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Sure.

You all have a good day, all right? Drive safe.

You and I

You and I are standing at the crossroads

You and I are standing at the crossroads

You and I, we're getting older now

You are disturbed!

You are so sweet to that guy. You know, you really are.

You be sweet to them, especially your wife.

You better dance with me before you leave, or I will never forgive you.

You bitches from hell! God damn it!

You bitches!

You call me back and I'll tell you which office to go to.

You calm down. Don't make me sorry I brought you.

You came all this way because you thought I was with somebody else.

You can go on in and take yourself a nice cold shower.

You can keep it moving

You can keep it moving if you don't look down

You could help me try to figure out what to do, all right?

You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.

You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving, did you?

You didn't see that one coming, did you?

You didn't tell him what it's for, did you?

You do? Uh huh.

You do? Well, you're lucky.

You feel like that, too, like you got something to look forward to?

You finally got laid properly. That's so sweet.

You get your butt back here, Thelma, now.

You girls about ready to get serious?

You girls are in some hot water.

You girls are kind of young to be smoking, don't you think?

You gonna apologize or what?

You got it now.

You got some great moves, honey.

You got... You got too much metal going here.

You gotta stop being so open.

You hear me? Come on, stand up!

You just get blank or... Or plead insanity or some such shit.

You know good and damn well what I'm talking about.

You know I hate to fly.

You know what else? What?

You know what happens.

You know why. You already said.

You know, certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind.

You know, for the first time in my life, I wish this car wasn't green.

You know, I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning.

You know, like you're really happy to hear from her.

You know, sir, now that you mention it,

You know, we could give him a ride, huh?

You know, you could have been a cuckoo

You know, you think you're the only one with dreams that don't work out?

You know, you think you're the only one with dreams that don't work out?

You know.

You let her go, you fucking asshole,

You might say we had a meeting of the minds, yeah.

You okay?

You robbed the goddamn store?

You robbed the store?

You said we was just gonna take a nap.

You said you and me is gonna get out of town,

You say you're sorry, or I'm gonna make you fucking sorry.

You say you're sorry.

You seem like you're crazy or you're on drugs.

You sound kind of funny, Louise.

You start this shit, I'm out of here!

You sure we should be driving like this?

You sure you don't want me to go with you?

You sure?

You two better say your goodbyes, you understand?

You understand? Yeah.

You understand? Yeah.

You wanna come back over there and sit down?

You wanna come on in?

You wanna take it out of your wallet, please?

You want a drink? No.

You want anything special for dinner tonight?

You want to get in the car, please?

You want to get out of the car, please?

You want to lighten the load a little bit? Yeah?

You want to put your hands on your head, please?

You want to step back and get in your car again, please?

You want to step into the trunk, please?

You want to step out of the car, please?

You want to step to the back of the car, please?

You was ****d.

You watch your mouth, buddy.

You women are crazy! You got that right.

You, too, sweetie, the best.

You'd almost think they'd want to forget about it for the weekend.

You're a bank robber?

You're a good friend.

You're a part of me

You're a part of me and I'm a part of you

You're getting in deeper every moment you're gone.

You're gonna find out that we're wanted in two states

You're gonna have an amazing story to tell all your friends.

You're gonna have to pay for that!

You're gonna have to pay for this!

You're my husband, not my father.

You're not gonna give up on me, are you?

You're right.

You're smooth. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

You're somewhere on the face of the earth.

You're standing in your pizza.

You're starting to irritate me.

You're still with us, though.

You're too easy. Come on. Here.

Your friend?

Your miseries will be my goddamn mission in life.

Your storm trooper of love!

Your turn.

5'7" tall, 120 pounds.

"Women love that shit." I'm sorry, it's just...

Is that it? Uh huh.

... New Mexico and Arizona on felony warrants for armed robbery,

...'cause we wanted to try and have some fun.

...I just wanna ask your opinion.

.38.

'cause everybody did see me dancing with him all night.

'Cause I didn't ask him.

'Cause if he is, then he and I got something in common.

'cause that means the police have told him,

"I love you, honey."

"I sure hope you're having fun.

"If not, well, you got a tag on your toe. You decide."

"Ladies, gentlemen, let's see who wins a prize for keeping their cool.

"life imprisonment," shit like that. You know what I'm saying?

"Simon says, 'Everybody down on the floor.'

"Suck my dick."

"Take that cash and put it into that bag right there.

"Uh... You, sir. Yeah, you do the honors.

"You deserve it. After all, you put up with me.

"You've got an amazing story to tell your friends.

$61.