The Other Woman (2014) Edit

A grappling hook? Really?

A lot. I don't want to hear that.

A pipe burst in his house and he went back to Connecticut.

A pipe burst in the bathroom... I have to go handle it.

A three way? Yeah.

A Z Pak? But I'm not sick.

About your husband, you should ask him.

Actually, don't tell me.

Actually...

Affairs? You're looking at it.

Again? This is the third night this week!

Ah, the Chuzzlewit Pinch.

Ah!

Ah! (GRUNTS)

Ah! I haven't seen her. We didn't have that twinkle.

Ah! Tune in Tokyo.

Ah... Right this way.

All right.

All right. If you really want to.

ALL: Yeah.

Am I right?

Am I right? (GASPS)

AMBER AND CARLY: Kate! Kate! (WHISTLES)

Amber got Mark's password off the nanny cam.

AMBER: He's back to sexting like a freak.

AMBER: He's taken this shit international!

AMBER: Hi, Mark.

AMBER: I think I see a dolphin!

AMBER: Though we did have to significantly reduce your share.

AMBER: You look so pretty.

An accident? I know.

And drink gingko balboa all day.

And every time I flushed the toilet, the shower got cold?

And guess what? What?

And I don't have a job! (SOBBING)

And I feel like an idiot for trusting you over him.

And I honestly do not know what I'm going to do at all!

And I like to think I'm a good guy, so...

And I started thinking, maybe he is shady.

And I think he's getting suspicious.

And if I was Ray Charles, I would actually be blind and...

And in China who love feng shui. (SOBS)

And it's going to suck.

And it's not all Hong Kong, either.

And makes me the villain?

And no matter how many women you sleep with, or cars you buy...

And not friend friend, like boning friend!

And put everything in your name.

And see, I am not situated.

And that I care about your problems...

And that's a happy ending. A shitty ending...

And the dating pool was everyone!

And the Hot Rabbi's Cousin? Cut them loose.

And then divorces me for fake cheating?

And then it just comes out so harsh.

And then one day that ring will just be a ring.

And though it brought us together,

And though Mark's an asshole, they had something real.

And to relieve the pressure, they had to cutout a chunk of his skull.

And we had the bathroom in the kitchen?

And what do you plan on doing if you find this girl?

And when I get this feeling, I'm usually always right.

And when she's done running around with you,

And where in the story does he act like a jerk?

And you ambush Prince Charming's wife.

And you know what? It's about to happen again, so if you don't mind...

And you let her because...?

And you smell so good.

And you're calling him Mark?

Any messages?

Anything?

Anything.

Anyway...

Are they sensitive? Does that hurt?

Are you Carly? No.

Are you crazy?

Are you in? I'm in!

Are you jealous?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Actually, no.

Are you okay? I've been trying you all day!

Are you serious? It's a window!

Are you serious? Or more!

Are you still sleeping with my husband?

Are you the famous Mark?

Are you?

Are you?

As far as talking to someone who won't blab,

As long as it works, it doesn't really matter why.

As long as it works, it doesn't really matter why.

At some point you say... I play tennis, right?

Baby, this is Dana. Hmm?

Bad! How come?

Be careful.

Be careful.

Because he's a killer and I'm not.

Because I said so. Why, do you like her? Because she is fired!

Because I took it away from him.

Because if you did empty those accounts,

Because my whole world just blew up

Because you know how I get carried away with all the colors...

Because you think we're friends

Because...

Believe it.

Best night ever!!!

Better?

Big year. Great job.

Bill, I told you, don't call me at night!

BOTH: Hi.

Bullshit!!!!

But for your sake, I hope you're lying.

But he didn't ask for forgiveness, did he?

But her real name is Carly.

But I didn't want to show up empty handed, so I brought food.

But I think a married guy is a perfect fit for you.

But if I play against John McEnroe, I expect to lose.

But if two million doesn't work, we shut it down.

But if you can't, I suggest you get a game plan and leave.

But if you want to talk, we can. Sure.

But it was really nice meeting you.

But it's such an icebreaker.

But sadly, I had to empty those accounts.

But she's spying on me, like a double agent.

But that's just me. He's your husband.

But the lawyers say it's all very amicable.

But there's something very wrong with that.

But what about the people who try to work it out? Maybe that's an option.

But you need to lay off that until

But, anyhow, I'm here.

By losing it, what would I do?

By the same guy. I call it a tie.

Bye, I'm going.

Bye, see you later!

Bye!

Bye!

Bye! See you later!

Bye.

Bye.

Ca? Ca.

Ca? Caaarly.

Call me when you're done being pissed.

Call me!

Can I get some napkins?

Can I have another drink?

Can we get three punches, please?

Can you help me out?

Can you open the door for me?

Can you?

Can't forget this.

CARLY: Amber.

CARLY: And the pictures!

CARLY: Anyway, speaking of changes...

CARLY: Can I make a toast?

CARLY: Divorce papers.

CARLY: Good idea. Never. Ever.

CARLY: Great.

CARLY: Great.

CARLY: I can't believe he was cheating on me!

CARLY: I'm not going out the window!

CARLY: I'm not Gumby!

CARLY: It's like a midlife crisis mistress!

CARLY: Mark's not just a cheating scumbag. He's a thief.

CARLY: Mmm hmm.

CARLY: Okay, what are we looking for? What's the clue?

CARLY: Perfect, we're halfway there!

CARLY: Those bank transfers...

CARLY: We looked.

CARLY: We need to find Mark and his bank.

CARLY: Who cares? Where else has he traveled? Please don't tell me Thailand.

CARLY: You won't go to jail.

Carly!

Carly!!

Carmela? Really?

Cheaters don't change.

Come join me.

Come join me.

Come on, let's get you in the car.

Come on, Thunder.

Come on! No!

Come on.

Come on. You'll love Dana.

Come sit down.

Dad, this is Amber.

Damn it!

Damn.

Dana?

Deal with her. And then deal with the real problem.

Develops start up companies.

Did you and Tony enjoy Hong Kong?

Did you ever think when we had that shitty

Did you forget?

Did you have sex? No!

Did you just say something about the Bahamas?

Did you just start sleeping together?

Did you know she was his mistress when she was in the house?

Did you want this smoothie?

Didn't you notice our skin? That nice Bahamian glow?

Do I?

Do what you need to do. I support you? Yeah, right.

Do you care if I smoke?

Do you promise?

Do you? Yeah.

Does this mean he's not training for the marathon?

Does this open? The window? Anywhere?

Does this...

Doesn't Mark see you naked all the time?

Don't be mad. I'm not being anything.

Don't come at me with all your...

Don't do that.

Don't do this. I love you.

Don't forget. (ENGINE STARTS)

Don't get too close to me. I'm getting sick.

Don't make fun of 'Nam. Best years of my life.

Don't mention the whole mistress thing.

Don't move.

Don't worry, you look good.

Don't you have a job?! Or hobbies?! What is wrong with you?!

Done? That wasn't even a conversation.

Down! (SIGHS)

Each other's hair and drinking Cosmos.

Enough for a pre Op transsexual.

Ever!!!

Every time I look through binoculars, he has another mistress.

Everything is wrong with you.

Ew!

Excuse me.

Family comes first. I'll see you when I get back.

Feng shui is good 'cause it's important...

Feng shui is not what you think it is!

Fifty times?!

Fifty times?!

Fine! Be done.

Fine. Rock, paper, scissors. Winner has sex with my husband.

First, one was mine, so that doesn't count. Second...

For all my money, you're crazy.

For basically forcing me to be your friend.

For the bacon, I think.

For what?

For what? Ca.

Forget I called.

From now on, you have to tell me

Get away. Get away, get away! (SCREAMS)

Get Dave on the phone. I need all pertinent materials...

Get down. Get down.

Get into the...

Get out!

Get over. It's a step down.

Go back! Go back!

Go to Connecticut.

Goes down, they'll come after you first!

Gone.

Good boy.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good morning!

Good things, I hope.

Good to see you again.

GPS does not lie.

Guess.

Hacked into his computer the night

Had the idea for SwipeSwitch.Com.

Happy Anniversary. (GASPS)

Hard time in Africa feeding a village.

Has he talked to you like that, or has he...?

Have a great weekend.

Have a seat, but please keep your dog off of my furniture.

Have a seat.

Have I made mistakes? Yes. Big ones. Huge ones.

Have you packed? I want to get on

Haven't been here since I bought the place.

He ain't losing money, he's robbing it.

He banks, so let's go to the Bahamas...

He came over after work.

He can't give away what he doesn't have.

He can't have sex till he finishes his Z Pak!

He could pick any scenario, and he picks that?

He has a wife, okay? He's married.

He has been working his whole life...

He is awful.

He is! But better me than you.

He made me the bad guy. And he's divorcing me?

He must be taking Viagra.

He must have literally screwed your brains out!

He needs training.

He said something nasty's going around, and you should take one, too.

He said you cheated on him, then asked for a divorce.

He saw the dog and drew his own conclusions.

He used you to create the company

He'll look at the office while you go.

He'll love it. Who?

He's a contractor. Oh, a contractor.

He's a liar, Kate. Who cares?

He's a short guy? Bald?

He's always going to wind up on top

He's just a puppy.

He's just on a high from the business trip and...

He's not a donor kidney.

He's stealing, Kate. Making money for them is the way he does it.

He's still treating me like I'm blind.

He's supposed to be with Amber! Shit!

He's up! CARLY: Really? What's he doing?

He's your brother. What would you do with him?

Hello?

Help me up.

Here you go.

Here you go. Thanks for the ride.

Here, you want this? I'm switching to vodka.

Here's my ice shield.

Here's to having friends...

Here's what you do... look for blind offshore filings.

Hey, baby.

Hey, buddy! I'm here! Stop!

Hey, Miss Whitten.

Hey, Nick! Hey, man! I... What?

Hey!

Hi, Amber.

Hi, hon.

Hi, honey!

Hi, Mark.

Hi, sweetie! You're home early!

Hi, there.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Kate. I met you on Friday.

Hi. Red or white?

Hi. Um...

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm...

Hold on! Wait, wait!

Hold that thought.

Holy shit! What?

Holy shit.

How are you? Not too great.

How do you feel? I don't know. How do you feel?

How do you know he's here?

How do you know where I live?

How long have you and my husband been seeing each other?

How many were there?

How much?

How was Miami?

How'd it go, weirdo?

How'd you get in the building?

How's it going? Not good.

Huh, could this day get any worse? Really?!!

Hypothetically...

I added kiwi.

I already read it for us. You just have to sign.

I am done!

I am done. I'm done.

I am in.

I am McEnroe!

I am not a mistress. A mistress knows she's dating a married man.

I am not Martha Stewart!

I am not sleeping with him! And the fact you think I would, really hurts!

I am!

I am.

I bet your dad's hot.

I can change. You can help me.

I can give you the names of three different lawyers.

I can go with you. That'd be fun.

I can wait for you. I don't mind.

I can weather a little hate sex.

I can't believe you're not interested.

I can't defend you if I know you did it.

I can't even read these anymore.

I can't go to jail! No, no, no.

I can't join a gang! I don't know how to make shanks!

I can't put my finger on it,

I can't stay in this Mark moment forever.

I can't talk to you until you stop crying.

I can't tell. (CHUCKLES)

I canceled. What's all this?

I care so much,

I chickened out and said I had Chlamydia!

I cleared the bench.

I come here because it's like a hobby that pays well.

I did not expect this at all.

I did not think that I would be right at all.

I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.

I did, because I was a mistress virgin and you were the first.

I did. I really did.

I didn't know he was in Miami.

I didn't know, so I'm not a mistress. Can you say that, please?

I didn't mean it.

I didn't. No, he's, um...

I do know.

I do.

I don't call a boyfriend back after I find out he has a wife.

I don't care about you or Mark or your marriage or your dog.

I don't care.

I don't do this. I'm too old for this shit.

I don't even know if she's American. I don't know.

I don't even understand this.

I don't hate you at all.

I don't know anything about that.

I don't know that, either.

I don't know why men find these sexy.

I don't know! There's been wine, and...

I don't know.

I don't know... a couple months.

I don't mind!

I don't need to wreck someone's home for a date.

I don't think so. I've kind of been in the zone here.

I don't think that's how it works.

I don't think we have the same size foot. (GASPS)

I don't understand.

I don't want to go.

I don't want to make license plates!

I don't want to sit someplace where you and Mark had sex.

I feel bad for you. Let me walk you out.

I feel like I need to go to brain camp.

I feel like I owe you an apology for the other night.

I found this... wire transfer instructions for a company in the Bahamas.

I get it. Get what?

I get it. Things are coming into focus.

I get more ass than a toilet seat!

I got all that out of my system with that one.

I got him for Christmas. They look good.

I got him! I got him!

I got Micromacks.

I got to go. I got to go, baby.

I got to work tonight.

I got to. There's two feet of water in my basement.

I had a fecal incident.

I had a Jetta.

I hate working on the weekends.

I hated it. (CHUCKLES)

I have a friend who could do it.

I have boobs!

I have no money of my own!

I have so many lotions at the house.

I have soft hands and a small mouth. I will be the bottom!

I heard him on the phone with her...

I heard, and he's meeting somebody!

I hope so.

I just am sad.

I just can't believe he'd lie to me.

I just don't know if I can hold out.

I just started seeing someone.

I just thought maybe we could talk, because I, um...

I just thought maybe we could talk, because I, um...

I just want to talk. I thought we could have some dinner?

I know exactly what I would do with it.

I know how assholes do asshole y things...

I know I said I would, but you looked so sad when I won, I couldn't.

I know that you think it's that bad,

I like it.

I like the way your brain works, but...

I love it. Really?

I love this tie.

I loved that apartment.

I mean, do you think that he still loves me?

I mean, maybe a little,

I might not always get it right, but...

I miss you.

I miss you.

I must be. You are...?

I need like at least a week of prep, minimum.

I need you to buy me some pants.

I needed some pants and the only person

I never liked that guy. I never liked him.

I quit my job so we could focus on his job. I put off having kids...

I really thought we were soulmates.

I said next week last week so it's this week.

I saw it and...

I say it's our turn to take this shit international.

I shoved you.

I started digging around. Everything was locked.

I started redecorating. What do you think?

I still think I'm not ready to compete with women like you.

I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

I think it's good she's super hot.

I think it's great. You do?

I think it's just sweat.

I think specifics are a bad idea.

I think we just broke up.

I think you like me.

I think you're being greedy. Me?

I think you're being hard on yourself.

I thought I would come here and you would tell me I was crazy.

I thought maybe we could talk?

I thought she was his ex mistress, but...

I thought you were giving him hormones.

I told you that before you married him. What a piece of shit!

I want a divorce, Mark. No.

I want him to feel what I feel, but worse.

I want out of the loop! Take me out.

I want to be the one...

I want to. (SOBS)

I was crazy to think we could be friends.

I was going crazy without you. I'm sorry for being a jerk.

I was happy.

I was keeping you in the loop.

I was kidding about that.

I was out for a jog and my hammies locked up.

I was thinking, what sucks...

I went to China! Do you know how far away China is?

I went to the doctor. He gave me a Z Pak.

I will wind up in Gen pop. Turn around.

I would expect that from other guys in their offices, but not you.

I would love to, but it's kind of a tricky project...

I would put a coffee table right here...

I wouldn't even be me without you.

I'll be damned.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'll do it. I don't have a lot of feelings.

I'll have to send her to rehab.

I'll keep adding it!

I'll make a steak and salad...

I'll see if he can meet tomorrow night.

I'll send tons.

I'll take a stab and say it's because

I'll tell you all about it at dinner.

I'll tell you what my mother told me... words to live by.

I'll think about it.

I'm a 34 inch waist. The fit doesn't

I'm assuming you came here

I'm Carly. You must be his housekeeper.

I'm Carmela, Kate's decorator.

I'm cute cute Kate.

I'm fine, thank you.

I'm going to take a shower.

I'm having fun.

I'm insecure. I have issues.

I'm just saying.

I'm looking for a different Mark.

I'm not French. I had a little Edith Piaf moment...

I'm not saying you have to be bald

I'm really happy we're doing this.

I'm really okay. Thank you. I hate being touched.

I'm really sorry. I thought I had him that time.

I'm saying everything fails eventually and monogamy is not natural.

I'm saying that if you want to take him down...

I'm so glad you're here. We have so much to tell you!

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, baby. I have to take a raincheck.

I'm sorry, did you say you had a fecal incident?

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Ugh!

I'm sorry. Um... where were we?

I'm taking him to obedience school today.

I'm trying not to.

I'm usually a fun date. I am.

I'm wearing these glasses because I look like shit.

I'm wondering, what if I keep my clothes on...

I've been dating for decades! I don't need this anymore!

I've missed you.

If Edith Piaf rises out of the grave and

If he's not seeing you — I'm so sorry I said that, that sucks...

If I let you in, we are not braiding

If I was going to lose money, that's where I'd do it.

If I'm being honest...

If I'm being honest...

If I'm investigating him or I go to the Bahamas...

If we find any more mistresses,

If we put our brains together...

If we're going to do this, I need a drink.

If you can live with that, like the French, then stay put.

If you could, do it today. No need to read it... it's just the usual stuff.

If you don't mind...

If you had something to lose, you'd understand how hard this is.

If you killed him, don't tell me.

If you're going to cave every time he pays attention to you...

If you're going to cave every time he pays attention to you...

If you're having a panic attack, go outside and get some air.

Ignore her. She's working through some stuff right now.

In Connecticut. With the Canadian crew. Which is code.

In order to make yourself feel better.

In that too horrible to be true kind of way.

Incredible. He didn't even notice!

Indian girl. Beautiful.

Instead, he's totally fine and I'm sitting here with the two of you...

Is anyone Carly?

Is it ever going to get any easier?

Is it serious?

Is Mark calling?

Is that still circling the drain?

Is the ottoman okay?

Is this some Tyler Durden Fight Club thing?

It brings up our group average.

It can't be the sex... you were a lot nicer and your hair was more shiny.

It doesn't matter anyway.

It is. But we can work it out.

It just felt so good to be touched, you know?

It just looks like you're a little bloated.

It just seems like everything was so simple then. You know?

It looks like you put on weight.

It means he's still viable. You haven't rejected him.

It must be big. You were crazy about him two days ago.

It tastes different today.

It was an accident.

It was good! We ran on the beach, met Mark's new mistress...

It was like this red mist came over me.

It was... Ugh!

It would look so hot on you.

It'll be so hot. I think it'd be a game changer for us.

It's a Jetta! So?

It's a Jetta.

It's barely in the red!

It's been eight weeks.

It's boring stuff from the accountant. ServiceCircuit again.

It's bullshit. It's bullshit! Global bullshit! I call bullshit!

It's completely crazy, and I don't know where it's going...

It's gingko biloba. Balboa was Rocky.

It's how he handled it.

It's just that you were going to meet my dad...

It's like a... just not...

It's like his sex drive is tripled.

It's like...

It's not a big deal. It's very new.

It's not always a wreck. Stan and I were married when we met.

It's not bullshit. It is.

It's not like I cared about any of them.

It's not my first.

It's not your fault I married a monster.

It's okay. The wine hit me wrong... I have a splitting headache.

It's over. I'm getting my ideas direct from the factory now.

It's something that rhymes with...

It's the only way.

It's too late for that.

It's too soon.

It's you who's liable. So don't threaten me, honey.

It's your signature all over those contracts.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, that was... I think that might have been his balls.

Just have a seat. (SIGHS)

Just pulled over for a little stretch.

Just tape them up.

Just think of that next time you eat pig bacon.

Kate King.

Kate, I'm sorry, but I can't.

Kate, what's going on?

Kate, you remember my partner, Nick.

KATE: Everything!

KATE: Go higher.

KATE: Good morning. ((GROANS)

KATE: He is.

KATE: How about that clue?

KATE: I can't believe I'm in the mistress's closet.

KATE: I know Mark is at the One and Only.

KATE: I was with the board last night.

KATE: Look, he won't catch us.

KATE: Mark's.

KATE: Oh, boo hoo! He cheated on me, too!

KATE: Oh, come on.

KATE: Oh, no.

KATE: Oh, there it is... the end of the road.

KATE: Okay, but when you sleep with that many people...

KATE: Okay, target is moving! Target is on the move.

KATE: Okay.

KATE: Okay.

KATE: Probably enjoying.

KATE: Probably tongue.

KATE: She comes in peace, so be nice.

KATE: Sorry for the tough love.

KATE: That dog is trying to break me. CARLY: He really is.

KATE: That's crazy. CARLY: It's a miracle.

KATE: That's funny, neither did I. But apparently...

KATE: Try living in the same house with him. All I get is surprise penis.

KATE: Unbelievable. CARLY: Wow!

KATE: Why can't he stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?

KATE: You're such a good girl.

Kate!

Kate?

Kate...

Katie, if she's full of shit, call her out on it.

Katie?

Katie?

Katie. Sweetheart?

Kissing. Uh huh.

Lawyers cost money.

Let me just lay down for a minute.

Let me just... I'm sorry.

Let me just... Wait. How are you doing that?

Let me see. Let me see!

Let me tag along for a drink. You said I'd like it.

Let me tell you something about Martha Stewart.

Let's get into the car. Be very careful.

Let's go!

Let's go! He's probably halfway there already!

Let's never sleep with the same guy again.

Let's say I was hedging my willpower.

Letting it out is better than having to tell the cops

Like a brain camp.

Like a triangle of his skull, they cut it right out of his head...

Like fifty times at least.

Like in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

Like what, a cheating husband of my own? Stop.

Like you pooped your pants?

Like, a brain camp.

Little apartment on Charles Street...

Lives a couple of streets over on Clark.

Look at this.

Look what I found. This is a list of all the start up companies...

Look, I don't know if you're here out of...

Losing it?

Lots of pollution.

LYDIA: Mark? Hi.

Lydia.

Major breakthroughs.

Mark is flying down this week.

Mark King to see Miss Whitten.

Mark King?

Mark Kink.

Mark was able to lead a whole other life

Mark will be back any minute!

Mark, you're a real piece of shit.

Mark, you're not a very nice person.

MARK: Honey?

MARK: I'm home!

MARK: Katie!

MARK: Katie?

MARK: Wow, look at you!

Mark's cheating on you?!

Mark's in Miami. Why is he calling you?

Maybe an eleven.

Maybe I should just tell him in person.

Maybe one of us should sleep with him.

Maybe we should have a drink and talk.

Maybe you should ask her about ServiceCircuit.

Me cry on the inside like a winner!

Me, too.

Me, too.

Miami was amazing.

Micromacks? I thought Dave Cohen was handling this merger.

Mike.

Miss Whitten asked if you would wait in the conference room.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. I realized that with you.

Mmm. Yeah?

Mmm...

Mmm...

More like the toilet. But the potential's there... we could make it work.

Mouse hammock.

My brother, Phil.

My dad's divorce.

My name's all over everything!

My situation's pretty situated at all times, it's true.

My wife's not some criminal mastermind.

Nah, I think I got it.

Nah. Don't worry about it.

Next time, call a plumber.

No board of directors, a P.O. box for an address...

No jinxies. I get it. It's good that Mark doesn't have a nickname.

No man likes that.

No problem. You're welcome.

No way! I don't buy it.

No, 'cause then I have to go home and deal with Mark.

No, and for good reason.

No, don't go just yet. Just one kiss.

No, I can see you. Go out the window.

No, I didn't kill him.

No, I really don't understand this.

No, I was setting the mike. What do you want?

No, I'm his wife, Kate.

No, I'm not jealous. I just don't have an insane girl crush.

No, it's fine. It's good.

No, no, no, no, no! Are you kidding me? No!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no. We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband.

No, no. You know what? I overreacted.

No, okay. I get it. Okay.

No, something feels off.

No, that's fine.

No, there's no room under the bed.

No, this is where I would want to exist, right here...

No, we can't keep her! We have a dog at home!

No, we can't. If you have any questions

No, you go see your dad.

No, you were right about everything. And he's still lying to me.

No!

No! Do you have a problem with the Feds?

No! How come?

No! I can't go to work with my tits taped!

No! I kind of want one, too.

No! No, no.

No! No, you can't have my husband and my brother!

No! No!

No! Of course not. It's barely dark outside.

No! That's being very greedy.

No! You can't get in there. I'm ticklish.

No! Yours! You're the CEO.

No!!!

No. And I feel like if Amber won't talk to me, then...

No. He doesn't?

No. I got this.

No. It's...

No. No. I have the wrong address.

No. No. You can't... What? What?

No. Not really.

No. Please keep the lid on the pot.

No. So you're welcome. By the way,

No. The client said he was too emotional.

No. When you have a body like that, everything fits you perfectly.

No. You think he's an evil sociopath.

No. You'll be fine.

Non stop.

Nooooo.

Not a lot of it, but some.

Not all. Just half. That's what equal partners get... 50%.

Not exactly.

Not hide. Lose.

Not really.

Not really. I am!

Not technically, anyway.

Not that you're a whore! You're not a whore.

Not the organ I was thinking of.

Not yet.

Nothing from Amber, either?

Nothing.

Nothing. I just think it's more complicated than we thought.

Now it's like a shallow puddle...

Obviously, but which one? The only one.

Oh, baby, send me a picture, will you?

Oh, boy.

Oh, by the way, your dad called...

Oh, come on!

Oh, God!

Oh, God. (BOTH LAUGHING)

Oh, gosh. Okay.

Oh, he's wearing those cute shorts

Oh, hell, no! Now he's crossed the line!

Oh, honey? I need you to sign some papers for me.

Oh, I feel so awful.

Oh, I miss you, too.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you'd have your phone off.

Oh, I'm still working.

Oh, is it?

Oh, just some stuff for the accountant.

Oh, Mark. Yes! Mark.

Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I can't believe I said that.

Oh, my God, that's it! He's cheating on us!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Did you do it more than ten times?

Oh, my God! I am obsessed with that idea.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, I didn't!

Oh, no, no, no. You're all lying.

Oh, no! You're going to Connecticut now?

Oh, oh, oh! Hey! Hey!

Oh, oh...

Oh, please! Every relationship I've ever had, something felt off.

Oh, red is so cliché.

Oh, shit! Oh!

Oh, this is beautiful!

Oh, well, I would, but I'm pretty sure...

Oh, what's wrong?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, you know, sometimes I like to put on my dress.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And we need a check for the painter, too.

Oh! Come on!

Oh! Team King!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. It's good, right?

Oh. What's this about?

Oh. You're not a mistress. Thank you.

Okay, Fernando, go, go, go!

Okay, fine. Gun to my head...

Okay, fine. She's beautiful.

Okay, great, come on. Let's get in the car. Come on, come on.

Okay, great.

Okay, hold on one second. Just one second.

Okay, I'll tell you anything you want if you just leave.

Okay, let's go this way. All right.

Okay, let's go. (CAR ENGINE STARTS)

Okay, look.

Okay, okay.

Okay, one more. A couple, maybe. Uh... three.

Okay, turn around. Turn around.

Okay, we're done here. I'm going to do it.

Okay, you know what? Feng shui rules.

Okay!

Okay? Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Are you all packed for your business meetings?

Okay. I just, um...

Okay. I'll keep you in the loop?

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. That's great.

On that happy note, who needs a drink?

Once you meet my dad and I meet your friends,

One kiss and good bye. Okay, that was it.

One night, and you go back to being a Stepford?

One time and having sex ten times.

One time, or two out of three?

One time.

Only young, hot girls drive Jettas!

Ooh!

Ooh! Ah! Ah!

Open it.

Or anything. Just like a fig leaf.

Or are most of them like you?

Or green!

Or payback. That's how we framed it with Nick.

Or we can talk after.

Otherwise, his brain would have...

Ow!

People can see in here!

Phil went for a run and Amber's making frittatas.

PHIL: Don't worry, we didn't hook up.

PHIL: Hey, hey, hey!

PHIL: It's just bad.

PHIL: This should be good.

PHIL: Well, well. Look who's here... the wife and the mistress.

Picking up my phone is like being flashed on the subway.

Please don't do this.

Please focus. I am focused!

Please?

Plus, I'm traveling to Miami and the Bahamas.

Pst!

Put on something sexy, get your ass out to Connecticut...

Put the Lawyer, the Wife and the Boobs together...

Put your foot down. Please go.

Ray Charles over here tried to pass herself off

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Aw! Really.

Really? Please.

Really? Yeah, really.

Really? Yeah.

Really?! That's right!

Red or white what? Wine.

Remember how tiny it was?

Right there. Twelve o'clock.

Right.

Right.

Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.

Safe flight!

Screw it. I'm coming home.

Screw turkey. I like pig.

See you in a bit.

See? See?!

See?! This! This!

Selfish people live longer.

Send me a few pictures.

Send me the cleaning bill.

Seriously, can you please say I'm not a mistress?

ServiceCircuit.

She doesn't even know that I know they're still together.

She handled prison like a boss!

She needs freakin' brain camp! That's my money!!!

She pretends to be my friend,

She told me about this naan bread.

She was supposed to have sex with him.

She'll realize that's gone.

She's 24, a dance major. I eat anything she tells me to.

She's doing all of the stuff, the feng shui... in the house.

She's getting up!

She's kind of troubled. But you smell amazing. What is that?

She's like a cliché of every wife's waking nightmare!

She's lovely. She is.

She's Mark's girlfriend...

She's my little idea factory. (LAUGHS)

She's not a hooker. She's just a slut.

Shit, he's early. Who?

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shut up.

So can I ask, what the hell are you two up to?

So fake it until you make it.

So forget all this bullshit and go surprise him.

So is everybody like hot hot Phil in your family,

So let me get this straight. I came into your bed naked...

So much fun!

So they don't have to wear glasses.

So you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself.

So you needed the pillows to resist me.

So you're talking about maximum pain, right?

So, how's Carmela?

So, this is my brother.

So, what's up? What's this big mystery you want me to solve?

So...

So...

Soft skin. We met at Trader Joe's.

Some food is right here.

Somebody's being negative. I'll go.

Someone gets bored and unhappy and is saying it's over.

Something like that.

Something's not right.

Sometimes I can be more tough than love.

Sorry, honey, not tonight.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. (BOTH LAUGH)

Sorry. Do you mind? I'll just be a Sec.

Sorry. You're right. We barely know each other.

Step down. Step down. Okay, there you go.

Stop frowning before you break your face.

Stop the grappling! I'm strong when I'm mad!!

Stop, you crazy housewife!

Stop!!!

Stop!!!

Sure thing.

Sure.

Surrounded!

SwipeSwitch?

Tequila or vodka?

Thank you for everything. I really appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Right?

Thanks. I appreciate it.

That can't be right. It's a trick!

That feels so much better.

That is it!

That is so weird.

That is so... Okay. That's... What an asshole!

That makes sense.

That marriage was doomed, so it wasn't cheating.

That might be a while.

That reminds me, I need you to sign these, honey.

That was so much fun!

That was throw up.

That wasn't a shitty apartment. That was a great apartment.

That'd be perfect, thank you.

That's a $300,000 car, asshole!

That's all they want.

That's because I have a Stan, okay? He works.

That's enough.

That's for you.

That's how you run a double agent.

That's like a really good thought, and

That's not right. I heard about ServiceCircuit last night.

That's not the point. I don't do married guys.

That's not true. You're not alone.

That's part of the con.

That's probably why you're wrapping up divorce number five

That's right, bitch! Chlamydia!

That's so smart and funny! That's really witty.

That's the good news! Your name's on everything.

That's what happens when you piss people off.

That's what he said? That I cheated?

That's what I'm talking about.

That's why you take it beforehand. It's prophylactic.

The awful thing doesn't happen thing.

The best thing to do is just not think about it too hard.

The details do matter, because...

The details don't matter.

The feng shui spatialist chick.

The girl at the shop told me that sheer is the next big thing.

The guys loved your gift card swap idea.

The guys want to do dinner. So I'll stay in the city tonight.

The guys want to do dinner. So I'll stay in the city tonight.

The Hot Rabbi?

The last time I was single, I was 24

The money you stole from ServiceCircuit?

The one thing we're not giving him... sex.

The only person in the world...

The point of being pretty is that you don't have to.

The road before traffic starts.

The skull was holding his brain...

The three of us...

The worst part about this is, you seem so nice...

Then cry on the inside, like a winner.

Then it's going to suck a little less.

Then what, you pull out my weave?

Then why call me? For permission?

Then why even call?

There are so many people in the world

There she is!

There you go.

There's got to be a little latch or something.

There's one guy?

These nipples look like they've done

They are on the move.

They become a part of this...

They didn't tell me anything. They showed me.

They just need to have...

They seem really happy. Mark is making them rich!

They should have that for your brain.

They wanted a ruthless law robot, so...

They were all flings, and they knew it.

They're going to put in half a million as seed money.

They're having some kind of group breakdown.

They're putting more money into it.

They're straight out of the Congo!

Things got really tough in here, huh?

Things shifted this weekend. It was different. You don't know.

Think about it. Between the two of us...

This is a bag full of vomit.

This is awkward.

This is Cece. Kate's the one who

This is just so unoriginal, Mark! So cliché!

This is like a logic puzzle.

This is me being done. Fine.

This is not okay. I am part of Team King.

This is pretty.

This is putting your ducks in a wood chipper!

This is what happens when Carly makes

This is what it's come to, huh?

This isn't frickin' Sister Wives.

This looks like a box of bungee cords.

This may sound wrong, but I kind of want him to hurt.

This place is awesome. My neck was so tight.

This window. Just open it a little. Crack it. Just crack it.

Though technically, I have been competing

Thunder, get me a beer.

Thunder!

Thunder! Traitor.

Time to go, sweetie.

Treatment and he's still calling?

True.

Try these on. These ones are very special.

Turn the car around!

Twenty two, super hot.

Two million.

Two of my favorite things. (BOTH LAUGH)

Ugh! Why do you say that?

Ugh.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Uh, I couldn't read the menu because I left my glasses at Nina's.

Uh, no.

Um. I'll send you a check for your urn.

Um...

Unbelievable.

Unfortunately, no.

Unless you want to stay.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, what?

Wait! What do I do? You can't just leave me.

Wake up. You're making out with your dog.

Want to know who Nina is?

Watch this.

Watch what I taught Thunder.

We are. The weirdest friends ever.

We bonded over dim sum and spatial reasoning.

We followed you home.

We have a situation.

We just need to find the bank he's using.

We met in Hong Kong. I told you.

We should go. Now.

We should kick him in the balls!

We think Mark has another mistress... we're going to find her.

We valued everything you own, and...

We waited for someone to leave and then snuck in.

We were pretty out of our heads,

We'll cuddle and sleep in.

We'll find out what Amber knows.

We'll get dressed up and you can see...

We'll get your number. Can we keep her?

We'll go to that hot chocolate place in the morning.

We'll have so much fun!

We'll have the whole weekend in the Hamptons to work that out.

We'll talk about it.

We're adults. We had sex.

We're getting the band back together.

We're going to lose him.

We're not in competition. We got played

We're out of air. It's hot in here. Just crack the window.

Welcome to New York.

Well, actually, the phone bill,

Well, I heard a story on the news...

Well, I was sorry to hear about you and Julie.

Well, if we don't leave until tomorrow,

Well, it's going to suck for a little while.

Well, it's not a big deal, but...

Well, not me! So he's cheating on both of us.

Well, now that sex is off the table...

Well, shit! I don't know! All I know is what

Well, this isn't putting your ducks in a row.

Well, what if he's in love with you?

Were you on PCP?

What about the chair?

What about your father? Leave Dad out of this!

What are they?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

What are you guys doing?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about? Do you know what she means?

What do I do? Now I'm Barb Melman?

What do you need, Kate?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want to do?

What does your gut tell you? (BURPS)

What happened to being calm?!

What happened to just painting it red?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What if he just put it in halfway...

What if he's calling to say he loves you and wants to be with you?

What if the top part of me hated him, while the bottom part of me...

What is going on?

What is going on?

What is he doing?

What is it?

What is that?

What is this?

What is up with your hot brother?

What is your deal? Do you not get how weird this is?

What it does is hold your tits up.

What the hell did you do?

What the hell?

What we're doing, where we're going...

What?

What?

What? From her?! Is this some kind of joke? You're firing me?

What? What is it?

What? What?

What? When I meet her? (LAUGHS)

What? You heard me.

What? You robbed me. You three girls robbed me.

What?! You had sex with him?

What's going on with you?

What's going on?

What's this guy do?

What's Thunder doing?

What's up, Leonard?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

When did you fire Joel?

When did you start eating naan?

When people have lazy eyes...

When that happens, I have to stretch.

When?

Where are we? Seriously. What is this, Saigon?

Where are you going?

Where are you going? I don't know.

Where are you going? To do push ups.

Where are you going?! Wait!

Where have you been?

Where you going? Come here.

Where's your guy?

Which is fitting, as obviously I don't know anything going on in his life.

White shirts and thin turkey and all that...

Who didn't try to rob me was a hipster.

Who orders gin?

Who you sending the selfie to?

Who's Mark? The guy I'm seeing.

Who's this?

Whoa! Nice.

Whoever. (CHUCKLES)

Whole room is filled with lies and secrets.

Why did you have your phone on?

Why do I schedule breakfast meetings?

Why do you work so hard?

Why don't I meet you after your meeting?

Why don't I meet you after your meeting?

Why don't you come to my investor dinner this weekend?

Why is he calling you at all?

Why? They're the first things you see.

Wishing you'd left the first time around.

With me?

With one of my sorority sisters.

With who? Carmela!

With women like you and just didn't know it.

Without you even noticing.

WOMAN 1: My husband likes this pasta.

WOMAN: Hi. What are you doing?

WOMAN: Miss Whitten? There's someone here to see you... Kate King.

WOMAN: Well, I'm not working. And I am so freaking hot.

Wow! Thank you. That really means a lot.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Mmm.

Yay! Thank you! (LAUGHS)

Yeah, I do, because he used to touch me, too.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, it's like a dream come true.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that's me... Mistress of the Year.

Yeah, well...

Yeah.

Yeah. Are you okay?

Yeah. I couldn't be more okay. What?

Yeah. I just wanted to clear the air, and say that...

Yeah. It Will.

Yeah. That's fine.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah... No.

Yes, it is.

Yes, Kate. Exactly like that. I shit my pants.

Yes! Hi. It's been ages.

Yes! I do?

Yes? Kate!!

Yes. And have you ever seen shit like this?

Yes. Oh, my God!

Yes. Okay. Right. Mmm hmm.

Yes. We're celebrating. Just let me clean up.

You and your vagina need to just...

You are an empty man. KATE: Mmm hmm.

You are innocent in all this. Let's go back to Phil's.

You become the enemy. If he thinks...

You better.

You can afford it, then.

You can waste your own time, but I'm done.

You can't care for yourself unless you toughen up.

You can't get excited about it...

You can't ice me out. I'm going to ice you out.

You can't. There's too much morning sun. It would blast you.

You cleared the roster.

You come back and you're super smart.

You could go lay on a beach and get tan

You could go to jail!

You deserve something different, something better than that.

You didn't mean to hug her to death.

You don't get to walk out. Don't ice me out.

You don't have it in you to rip me off.

You don't see me worrying about my job, do you?

You don't think I can handle it?

You don't think you can take her?

You found it! I did.

You get back here!

You girls started in on the tequila...

You girls think you can shake me down

You go. I'll call you later.

You got to stretch it out. Stretch it out.

You guys came!

You guys have no faith in me.

You had sex with my husband fifty times?!

You have a threesome, I don't flipping care!

You have money. You have half of what Mark has.

You have one hour. Okay.

You have the perfect place, and you are the perfect girl...

You have to admit, that's pretty good. Seriously.

You have us. Exactly.

You haven't dated just one guy in a long time.

You included Nick? Bullshit! Now I know you're...

You jumped out a window for me.

You just have to pick a spot and be okay with it.

You keeping track?

You know it's not actually happening, right?

You know what? I'll do it.

You know what? Right?

You know when you get like that?

You know when you just feel like, Normal clothes are blah...

You know why? Even if you meet a nice guy... and by nice...

You know, I am like...

You know, what the hell do you know? You get it wrong all the time.

You look gorgeous today. Thanks, honey.

You look so pretty!

You made us a ton of money this year. Nobody bats a thousand.

You mean he should hide his money?

You mother... (HORN HONKING)

You must hate me so much. If it's any consolation, I hate me more.

You need a guy with something to keep him busy.

You never use their names!

You okay, baby? You need my help on this?

You Okay? Yep.

You pulled my hair, which is totally...

You pushed me.

You realized feng shui is bullshit.

You said we just had to find out where

You saw him?

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

You see him?

You see? No hands.

You should think about being nicer to me...

You shouldn't pay for that.

You slept with him.

You still there?

You still want those? Yeah.

You sure about that? Yes!

You sure the window doesn't open?

You sure you're not angry?

You sure? You're talking to your phone.

You taste good.

You think she had that made?

You think we could let a sister down?

You told me that was next week.

You told me you'd get a divorce and we'd move to Tuscany.

You took off your clothes to go skinny dipping.

You want another?

You want me to get it?

You want to know the truth? Your husband sucks!

You wanted to be friends, too. You just didn't know it.

You weren't going to mention these?

You will thank me for using a fake name. You want Phil...

You won't get away with this!!!!

You won't get away with this.

You won't see anything through those hedges.

You would do that?

You wouldn't get dressed, so I buttoned you in backwards.

You wrecked two marriages!

You, too!

You, too. I hope I see you again soon.

You'll end up back where you started,

You'll like it. Come on. I'll show you.

You'll send me the lawyers' names?

You'll take it off and it'll just be something you used to wear.

You're being a very negative detective. Give me a boost up.

You're being paranoid.

You're calling because you got a zit?

You're his fall guy!

You're his soulmate. I'm a whore.

You're making a mistake.

You're not a whore. Let's go outside.

You're not.

You're overreacting.

You're saying I should stay with him.

You're sleeping with my husband?

You're sleeping with my husband?!

You're so amazing, to be friends with your husband's mistress.

You're so full of shit.

You're so funny! You'll see when you meet her.

You're so much better now. Thank you.

You're the one going down, not me.

You're welcome. Are we done?

You're worried about him. I am.

Your cholesterol's down. Why not turkey?

Your Indian girl didn't veto that?

Yup. That's a lot better.

...'cause I'm not certain I really like you yet.

...a concept called restitution.

...a pretty little patch of happiness.

...about a guy who ate an undercooked pork chop and...

...absolutely cannot hide?

...and a set of dates for deposition.

...and fix that young man's plumbing.

...and gross and I don't want to do that!

...and has to go on dates. I am not equipped to go on dates.

...and have no flab and not need a wax...

...and I don't want to complicate things.

...and I just can't do that anymore.

...and I just want to stay in our bubble a little longer.

...and it all went downhill from there.

...and let's get him!

...and on top of it, I have to get my ducks in a row.

...and she is going to take half of it! It's not fair.

...and then I took a really hot bath after and really cleaned up?

...and they implanted it in his groin...

...and they'll blab! You are literally

...and tried to molest you,

...and what's happening, 'cause I can't take it anymore!

...and you could probably take off all your clothes right now...

...and you're just like, I wish I had a costume!

...because he wasn't ready.

...because it's just a matter of time before

...but guess what? I don't.

...but if he isn't seeing you, he's seeing someone else.

...but if we want it on video, I need a different court reporter.

...but the idea of worrying about

...but with big underpants.

...can be just as shady as he can.

...cheek implants and lives in a condo in Norwalk...

...doing the Benson Depo on Tuesday...

...double D, natural double D. A triple D.

...fifty.

...friends that love every part of you.

...get down.

...hand holding during dinner.

...he has the perfect woman. What else would he need?

...he's got that look in his eyes, that...

...he's lying to me and sleeping with you. (CHUCKLES)

...his head would have exploded.

...I don't know what's going on with you,

...I mean that he's not an obvious sociopath...

...I thought of you.

...I would have never known that I needed to change.

...I'm exactly where I want to be.

...I'm going to go see if our toilet can take a punch.

...I'm the CEO. I'm the CEO of several companies, actually.

...if I wanted to protect my money

...is because your wife repaid all the money.

...is really throwing me into an all American rage.

...is that he should be the one freaking out, not me. I didn't do anything.

...is that there's lying and cheating

...it turns out they're still seeing each other.

...just a hint of a zit and you...

...leave me out of it.

...looking at that.

...Mark's invested in. Three are offshore and one's a blind filing.

...Martha Stewart...

...mentioning your new friend Carly to Mark?

...morbid curiosity, or you and Kate

...my zipper just got caught on my necklace.

...need this dog, so thanks for making no sense.

...nothing will be enough to fill the hole inside you...

...now I'm totally serious, like... not...

...obviously I did something wrong.

...of age appropriate men who are old...

...one day at a time operation. Today is light recon day.

...or anything and just be ready to go.

...pick at it a little bit, and...

...pretending not to know you...

...schlintercourse.

...so I could have my morning coffee.

...soul sucking, life ruining face crater that you...

...Stan's wife was fat, with no sexual charisma.

...that number at the bottom is your joint net worth.

...then I'm still involved, and...

...there's a difference between having sex

...they get their eyes worked out

...to confirm that you and he were still on for drinks with Mark.

...try not to make that part any worse for her.

...until it becomes this...

...we have to speak to one another,

...we'd end up here?

...we're thinking about something a little bigger than that.

...weird little man logic. This is a...

...were for Service Circuit. Guess whose signature is all over them?

...what I'm doing with all your great ideas.

...whatever happens between you and Mark is your business.

...where something real should be.

...which was swelling, and his head would have just exploded.

...while pretending not to know about his whores...

...while we're having sex? Really?

...who makes him start a new life

...you have a perfect killing machine.

...you hold it together.

...you keep picking at it...

...you know how sometimes you get like a...

...you know, that...

...you won't lose your shit like you did with me. Don't say you didn't.

...you're clueless, you have an edge. Get your ducks in a row.

(BEEPING)

(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BOTH GROAN)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING) Hard, too.

(BOTH MOANING)

(BOTH MOANING)

(BOTH PANTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Okay.

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Ooh! Oh!

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CHEERING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Whoa!

(CHUCKLES) You know what?

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) Except for Carly. We were exclusive.

(COUGHING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DOG WHIMPERING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOORBELL RINGING)

(DOORBELL RINGING) Hold on.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(EXHALES)

(FARTING)

(FARTING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GIGGLING)

(GLASS CRUNCHING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS AND SCREAMS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) (GASPS)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(HORN HONKING) Hello?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INTERCOM BEEPING) You framed it with Nick, now?

(INTERCOM BEEPS)

(KATE SCREAMING)

(KNOCKING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Ah!

(LAUGHING) Yes!

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Me? Yeah, you.

(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

(MARK STUTTERING)

(MOUTHING) Come on.

(MOUTHING) Fuck you! Fuck you!

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Oh, God!

(RETCHING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SHRIEKING) Wow.

(SHRIEKS) We did it, we did it!

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Five, maybe...

(SIGHS) Oh, my God, I've hit rock bottom.

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry.

(SNIFFS)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING) Oh, no.

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(STAMMERING) Empty? What are you talking about? How...?

(STAMMERING) What do you want me to say?

(STUTTERING)

(WHISPERING) Kate King is at security.

(WHISTLES)

(WHOOPING)

(WHOOPING)

(WOMEN SPEAKING FRENCH)

(YELPS)