Repo Man (1984) Edit

A chicken man. Did you ever see a farmer's wife? Huh?

A friend of mine had one.

A lot of people don't realise what's really going on.

A new ID don't cost no more than a pink slip.

A repo man goes it alone.

A scientist who is also in our secret sect

About finishing school, that's what I'd like to do.

Adios, butthole.

Agent Rogersz, they're getting away.

Ah, bullshit!

Ah, do you, uh...

Ah, yes! Look at them.

Ah, you're fucking nuts.

Ah! What the hell are you doing?

Ah...

Ah...

Ain't going to be no repo man. No way!

All free?

All right, all right, all right!

All right, as soon as I check the trunk.

All right, don't shoot! Come on, all right, all right...

All right?

All right.

All right.

And also, naturally, I would like them to be right next to each other.

And Archie's gone...

And he'd come to the door in a dress.

And it just seems like the thing to do and...

And put them into a machine over there like that.

And shove your dog's head down the toilet?

And split it sixty forty, you and me.

And the Malibu and everything.

And then what, you woke up in a puddle?

And we were bellhops.

And we were sixty five years old.

And we were working in this sleazy shithole motel

And yet...

And you didn't do it. What did you do with it?

Answer me!

Are there pecan pies in the back seat?

Are you paying attention to me?

Are you sure?

Arsehole!

As long as you have good credit, and my credit is spotless.

As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indie.

Ask him about the Malibu.

Asked me to be their manager.

Assholes!

At 4:00 this morning.

Auto? Auto Parts? (Laughs)

Aw, be cool dude. We got more.

Aw, let me help you, Archie dear.

Aw. Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.

Aw...

Awful quiet in here.

Be right back.

Beautiful evening.

Because you haven't earned the rights yet.

Besides the whiplash, this isn't a repo car.

Best goddamned car on the lot.

Bollocks.

Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles.

Bruce I Peason, brokerage consultant.

Bud, listen to me.

Bud.. Yeah?

Bullshit, you're taking their word against mine.

Bullshit! I got the fucking papers on it.

BURNING SENSATIONS: "Pablo Picasso"

But I want you to know it isn't personal.

But I'll show them.

But if you think about it for a minute...

But it still hurts.

But it's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention

But that's when you got to watch yourself.

But this is yours, your car?

But you don't know how to drive.

But you know something...

But, um, I want to know if I could have the money first.

Charming friends you got there, Otto.

Chevy Malibu.

Chicken shits. (Clucks)

Close it, Duke! No! No!

Coffee break.

Come and get me, copper.

Come and get me. Come on.

Come on, cocksucker!

Come on, come on.

Come on, dickhead!

Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes.

Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes.

Come on, Duke, you putty butt. Kill him.

Come on, guys!

Come on, Miller! Hi, Marlene!

Come on, out!

Come on, you fucker, come on! Just try it.

Come on, you fucking popsicles, let's get that car.

Come on, you popsicles.

Come on! Come on! What are you going to do with that bat?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on, if you think you're man enough.

Come on. Go!

Cool car.

Cops and robbers.

Could be. What do you say kid?

Credit is a sacred trust.

Currently responsible for at least thirty vehicles in the field.

Dad?

Dallas.

Dammit. A joke's a joke.

Damn right, just like John Wayne. What's wrong about that?

Debbi, honey...

Debbi...

Designer of the neutron bomb.

Destroys people.

Detectives dress kind of square.

Did you like the tea?

Did you read that book I gave you?

Dioretix.

Do you remember that you once told me a long time ago,

Do you think all repo men follow the code?

Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved?

Do you want to go out with me again some time?

Don't care how long it takes, dildos.

Don't even ask, because I don't know.

Don't even use their fucking social security numbers.

Don't forget it, etch it in your brain.

Don't look at them! If they see me, they'll kill me.

Don't lose him, man.

Don't worry about that, come on. You give it a try, all right?

Don't you ever tell me to shut up.

Don't you say fuck you to me. Don't you know who I am?

Down in Miami, Florida.

Drop it, motherfucker!

Duke! Debbi! What are you guys doing here?

Duke. Debbi. Archie.

Eleven years of repoing cars and what have I got?

Ever been to Utah?

Ever hear of the neutron bomb?

Everybody could stand a hundred chest X rays a year.

Everybody does it.

Excuse me while I fold my pants.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.

Fifty thousand dollar Porsche might make you five grand.

Flying saucers.

Follow me in my old lady's car. It's right here, okay?

For the sake of this and future generations,

Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills. You know what I mean?

Free, my ass! What are you, a fucking commie?

French fry maker Agoura. That's absurd.

From out of town, huh?

From the finance company.

Fuck that.

Fuck the seat!

Fuck this! Let's go do some crimes.

Fuck you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore.

Fuck you, Plettschner! Ow! Ow!

Fuck you!

Fuck, man. Girls pay to go out with me.

Fuck, no way!

Fucking millionaire, six payments behind.

Fucking trash.

Gasoline?

Get a little house.

Get back in there or you don't get paid.

Get in at 3:00am, get up at 4:00.

Get into five or six of them a day and they don't mean shit any more.

Get me another beer.

Get out of here.

Gilligan's lsland.

Go get us two sodas.

Go, go, go!

God, I love this job.

God!

Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!

Goddamn it!

Good evening, Otto.

Good gag. You pull this one a lot?

Good! Where is the Malibu?

Got all night, amigos.

Gotta get going here.

Gotta love getting fired from your job in a big way, Otto.

Great! I'll come back and pick up my stuff later

Greatest American that ever lived.

Guys who make it are the guys who get into their cars at any time.

Half baked goggle boxed do gooders telling everybody it's bad for you.

Have a nice day. Or night.

Have you read this book?

He was in the service then.

He was such a monster. I used to have to tell him no.

He's been telling me that he isn't going to take the car this time,

He's going to open it. (Laughs)

He's nothing but a big baby.

Hello?

Hello.

Help! Help! No! Help!

Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation, Marlene speaking.

Hemisphere, hemisphere.

Here, kid.

Here.

Here. I'll handle it, pal. Uh, settle down.

Here's the young new waver we've all heard so much about.

Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs.

Hey babe, need a ride?

Hey Oly! Look at Bud?

Hey, Ace. Wait up.

Hey, ain't no job for no man.

Hey, Budsky. There's your girlfriend.

Hey, come on.

Hey, Debbi! Watch this.

Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday.

Hey, great. Terrific. Here's your shit.

Hey, he's talkin' to you.

Hey, I know you.

Hey, it's cool, man. It's cool.

Hey, kid, I need a contract driver.

Hey, kid. Hey, you hard of hearing, Ace?

Hey, kid...

Hey, Oly.. Your wife's hanging all over Otto.

Hey, Plettsch.

Hey, take it easy.

Hey, what street was the Cutlass on?

Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car?

Hey, you gonna let him lie to you like that?

Hey, you want some help with that beer, kid?

Hey!

Hey! Blanks get the job done, too.

Hey! Hey, look at that. Look at those assholes over there.

Hey! Hey! Take it easy.

Hey! Yo! Hey buddy!

Hey! You want a ride?

Hi! I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir?

High heels, hair nets, those ridiculous trench coats.

Hmm?

Hold it, Marlene. Freeze!

Holy sheep shit!

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.

Honey, I don't know, some alley...

Honey, I don't know, some alley...

How are you doing, man?

How come that pig's got a wooden leg?

How come you didn't do it? I don't know what's happened to you.

How come you don't hang out with your friends no more?

How you doing, asshole?

How you doing, baby?

How're ya doin', Duke?

How's your neck, Napoleon?

Huh? I wasn't singing, guy.

I ain't afraid of nothing, see.

I bet you're a used car salesman.

I bet.

I called bullshit on that.

I can't hear you. I'm using the scrambler.

I can't. I can't leave her car in this bad area.

I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mum. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

I do my best thinking on the bus.

I don't have it any more.

I don't know. I'm gonna kind of be busy with work.

I don't read them books.

I don't ride with anybody unless they wear their seatbelt.

I don't think he knows.

I found out where she was coming from.

I gave you the money last week to pay it.

I got to get her to the hospital, okay?

I got your beer.

I guess that means no.

I guess you're right.

I had this wild fucking dream the other night.

I have something here for you.

I have the papers on this car. You guys want a beer?

I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood.

I jumped on that action from day one.

I kill people like you.

I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate.

I know I should have stayed with you, but ah...

I know that, Bud. But we've got to sit down and get our stories straight.

I know what you done.

I like music too, man, hey.

I mean I feel like we're not communicating any more.

I mean I seen men stabbed, and it didn't mean shit.

I mean it was really weird.

I mean it was really... it was kind of scary.

I mean you can't just shoot into people's houses.

I mean, girls might like you if you lightened up a little bit.

I mean, I don't have it, Marlene doesn't have it,

I mean, sounds and lights like I never heard before.

I never broke into a trunk.

I really love you, man.

I represent the Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation.

I said do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?

I said I ain't afraid of nothing!

I saw all these fucking coloured lights and, uh, sounds.

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof,

I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills.

I tell you, it comes to something when they expect you to pick it up.

I think a little.

I think a lot about this kind of stuff.

I think Canadian bacon is better myself.

I think we better take a look, all right?

I walk into someone's place of work.

I want to punch his fucking lights out.

I want to punch his fucking lights out.

I want you to put it in the car, ya hear. You're working.

I was into these dudes before anybody.

I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls.

I was there, remember?

I worked five years in a slaughter house and ten years as a prison guard in Attica.

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean?

I'd like you to meet Leila and her weird friend.

I'll deal with you later.. I've got a customer to attend to.

I'll get your ass!

I'll give you another instance.

I'll see if I can borrow some money from somewhere.

I'll tell you where. The future.

I'm blind, man.

I'm busy, man.. I told you I was working.

I'm glad I tortured you! How can you leave me?

I'm going for a little spin.

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

I'm going to get your ass!

I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill everybody. (Laughs)

I'm offering a thousands dollars for his Falcon.

I'm so tired of giving you money and you squandering it.

I'm standing right next to you and you were fucking singing, cut it out.

I'm supposed to be the host here.

I'm the one who's supposed to be in that car.

I'm well armed and I know where you live.

I've been thinking.

I've been wanting to do that one for a long time, honey.

I've never seen the like of that.

I've never seen the like of that.

I've seen guns. Guns too, they don't mean shit,

If I finish school.

If it ain't the repo man.

If people carpooled, we'd be out of work.

If there was just some way to find out how much the motherfuckers owe

If you say our names, we'll have to kill all these people, Archie.

In addition, I would like them to be as close to the window as possible,

In South America, thousands of people go missing every year.

Is it you?

It happens sometimes. People just explode.

It helps if you dress like a detective, too.

It isn't sausage, Otto.

It looks like sausage.

It never fails.

It took me two weeks to get this money up so I could come and get it.

It was a gift. From all of us jointly.

It was with you and me,

It's a Chevy Malibu. We've got to find him.

It's a grand if you show me where his car is, Napoleon.

It's a repossesser.

It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

It's all part of the plan.

It's all right I don't blame you for being afraid.

It's for you. A girl.

It's from someplace, uh...

It's like when I was a kid, you know, I had this set of big wheels you know.

It's more than a job, it's... It's a calling.

It's none of your business. You want to be a hero?

It's one of my rules.

It's peaceful, man.

It's really very simple, Mrs Parks.

It's sittin' right outside.

It's so immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad.

It's so small no one knows it's there until blammo.

It's too hot in here, man.

It's too late... you already are.

J Frank Parnell.

Jeffersons.

Jesus Christ, twenty thousand dollars.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, who done that to you, son?

Jesus! Open the door, man! What are you doing?

John Wayne was a fag.

John Wayne was a fag.

Just act natural.

Just ignore him, Duke.

Kevin, stop singing, man.

Laugh away, fuckface.

Leaves buildings standing.

Legs sticking up in the air.

Leila?

Let go of me!

Let me see your driver's license.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go do the job.

Let's go get a drink.

Let's go get sushi and... and not pay.

Let's go get sushi and... and not pay.

Let's go.

Let's settle these motherfuckers' hash for good.

Like hell we are.

Like now.

Linear and inverse vectors merge in zero.

Listen, I think I left a book of matches over in your office over there.

Lite!

Lite!

Lite!

Lite!

Lite! Lite!

Lite! Open the door.

Look at you. You pick it up.

Look, about the other night.

Look, I need some helpful soul to drive it for me, okay?

Look, my old lady's real sick,

Look, we turn it in, we take the money,

Look. Booth's setting him on fire.

Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck.

Makes you wonder how much they owe.

Man, she's pretty hot.

Man, we've been looking for this little red devil for a long time.

Managing a pop group?

Many young men your age in these uncertain times...

Marlene, I'm on my coffee break.

Marlene!

Marlene?

Maybe he's looking for a job, hey Budsky?

Maybe not.

Medical expenses and harassment for a car they fucking own.

Miller, what are you doing?

Miss Magruder?

Mmm, how utterly charming.

Most cars you rip are worth two or three hundred dollars.

Most of them are on the run.

Mother, father. Got anything to eat?

Motherfucker just flipped you off.

Motherfucker, I'll kick your fucking ass. Come on!

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker! Come on!

Mr Peason is carrying a permit for a pistol.

My car looks just like this.

My car's gone and we're going to get to the bottom of this.

My face!

My first reaction is, ah...

My old man was exactly the same way.

Natural causes.

Need a vacuum, sir?

Neither do I, but it's my birthday.

Never broke into a car, never hot wired a car, kid.

Never mind about that.

Night, day, it doesn't mean shit

No Christians, either.

No one is innocent. Proceed.

No point in looking for one either.

No way you can do that on twenty grand, man.

No, no, no... Wait!

No.

Nobody knows if it's your car or somebody else's car.

Nobody knows where they go.

Nobody's got to do that shit. Not in this country.

Nobody's supposed to be here. This is my parents' room.

Nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm.

Normally I'd let it go,

Not any more. We ate 'em.

Not in my face.

Not many people got a code to live by any more.

Now he's got them in the truck of his car.

Now he's well again.

Now how come this junk is worth so much?

Now how come this junk is worth so much?

Now listen, next time I give you some money,

Now stop being selfish and tell us his name.

Now that we've got some money

Now, I said to the boss, I said,

Now, it doesn't matter that the man was you.

Of course.

Of every major newspaper in two days' time.

Oh yeah, you're fucking a we ripped your car, asshole.

Oh, dear, what a shame.

Oh, dear, what a shame.

Oh, hey! Do you want me to check the trunk?

Oh, man!

Oh, my god! Oh!

Oh, my god! Stop!

Oh, my neck? Yeah! Oh! Shit!

Oh, shit. I forgot all about her.

Oh, shit. My neck is killing me, man. I think I got whiplash.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, those Rodriguez brothers, huh?

Oh, well.

Oh!

Oh...

Oh... Yeah, I get it! Uh huh.

Okay, boys, we've got the whole team here tonight,

Okay, his name was...

Okay.

On second thoughts, Budsky.

On the moon? (Chuckles)

One day my mind was literally bursting.

One of them.

Only an asshole gets killed for a car.

Only an asshole gets killed over a car.

Only on the women.

Open the door, Lite.

Open the door, man, open the fucking door.

Ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.

Ott, Ott...

Otto, don't go.

Otto, pull yourself together.

Otto, stop.

Otto, these aliens aren't on ice or anything.

Otto!

Otto?

Otto.

Otto...

Out of order.

Ow, shit!

Ow!

Ow! Motherfucker!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Paid? You don't get paid.

Partied with them all the time.

People get so hung up on specifics,

People think this guy's a cop,

Pernicious nonsense!

Pick it up!

Piss off, asshole.

Prick.

Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.

Put that damn gun down, boy. It ain't no toy.

Put your seat belt on, boy.

Radiation, yes indeed!

Real live car chases.

Really? Why?

Repo man don't go running to the man, Marlene.

Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

Repo man's always intense.

Repo man's got all night every night.

Right now we gotta get both my cars out of this bad area, all right?

Rodriguez brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon.

Roll the window down. Roll the window down.

Roswell, New Mexico.

Same as us, Otto.

Saturday Night Live.

Say, Mo, what's happening? You won't take a lift?

Screw that!

Scumbags.

See what I mean, punk?

See you at the yard.

See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations.

Share something with you, for Christ's sake.

She's pregnant. She's with twins, she could drop at any time, all right?

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! This is bullshit, Oly.

Shit.

Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you.

Sir.

Sit around and watch everybody else do the work for a while.

Sixty four Chevy Malibu. Twenty grand.

Smuggled the corpses off this air force base.

So fucking hot I think that shit in the trunk is going to melt.

So how much do I get paid, twenty five bucks a car?

So I can sit in my car and watch my things.

So never say fuck you to me.

So that only leaves...

So the farmer says the ice broke and he fell in...

So what? Take her there.

So you can get the fucking twenty thousand dollars for the Malibu.

So, all you have to do is take your clothes out of here like this

So, who are these Rodriguez boys?

So, you want to talk about it?

Society made me what I am.

Some people aren't cut out to be a repo man.

Somebody has to work around here.

Something wrong?

Son of a fucking bitch.

Special deputies. Pull over.

Special deputies. Pull over. Hey!

Speed, huh?

Stop fucking around, man!

Stop this fucking car.

Stop this fucking thing.

Stop!

Store front operation, but the money is in escrow.

Suddenly somebody will say, like, "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp",

Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp.

Sure.

Take it easy. The guy's head is hurt.

Take off your clothes.

Take South America, for example.

Take the rest of the week off, Budsky.

Take the rest of the week off.

Take the rest of the... I can't take the fucking rest...

Take the stairs.

Talk about what, kid?

Tense situations, kid.

Thanks for the ride.

Thanks, Deirdre. I'll be right there.

Thanks, I made 'em myself.

That book will change your life.

That Chevy Malibu, baby.

That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller.

That kind of thing.

That lays on top of everything.

That motherfucker's still down there.

That picture is going to be on the cover

That was intense.

That you told me that you'd give me $1,000 to go to Europe

That's a picture of four dead aliens.

That's bullshit.

That's how come I don't drive, see?

That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner.

That's some weird fucking shit. Eh, Bud?

That's terrific. Really terrific.

That's what happened to this friend of mine.

That's what I call the repo code, kid.

That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed.

THE CIRCLE JERKS: "Coup d'État")

THE CIRCLE JERKS: "When the Shit Hits the Fan"

The city wants us to carpool, but nobody gives a shit.

The Flintstones.

The fucking millionaires. They never pay their bills.

The goddamn Rodriguez brothers are suing us for malicious damage,

The hell he was!

The hell I can.

The life of a repo man is always intense.

The lights are growing dim.

The Malibu.

The next day nothing.

THE PLUGZ "El Clavo Y La Cruz"

The Rodriguez brothers are...

The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds.

There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.

There goes another. All these people, man, with one person in each car.

There had to be a time when there was no people, right?

There's a maniac in there. What are you doing?

There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man.

There's Miss Magruder.

They ain't scumbags.

They could be starting to decay.

They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free.

They don't realise that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence

They just, like, disappear.

They know I'm not a cop.

They miss out on seeing the whole thing.

They ought to have 'em too.

They think I've come to kill 'em and I would.

They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things.

They weren't in the middle of the street.

They're a couple of scumbags, Oly. You know them.

They're always bitching about their case load.

They're going to think you're packing something.

They're pathetic.

They're shit scared.

They're winos, they don't have any money.

Think you're pretty slick, don't you?

This is agent Rogersz.

This is intense.

This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler?

This is really a nice old car.

This is swell.

This looks like my car.

This thing is hot.

This way, your holiness.

Those men in the car next to us. Don't look at them.

Three times decorated in two world wars.

Till we got married.

To the way you space the cans.

Too bad, Bud. This is going to cost you plenty.

Too quiet.

Twenty five.

Twenty thousand dollars for a Chevy Malibu?

Two notorious delinquents

UFOs, how the Mayans invented television.

Uh oh! The Rodriguez brothers.

Uh uh, I'm going to be right here heading north at a hundred and ten per.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh.

Uhm... I don't know, what do you think?

Um. Have you seen Bud anywhere?

Unfortunately it isn't bullshit, it's a summons.

Wait! Wait! Stick with me. I'll make you a repo wife.

Waiting!

Want me to take them?

Want some byoot, dude?

We could buy ten of them for that, Marlene.

We got problems, man.

We have a cell meeting in two minutes' time.

We paid it off.

We'll tow it to a cliff and drive it off.

We're always on the lookout for a few good men.

We're going to have a press conference and tell the world.

We're going to the hospital.

We're just the mules.

We're sending bibles to El Salvador.

We've got to find them before they turn into mush.

Well, ah, how much you gonna give me?

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't know. I figured since I found the car first that, uh...

Well, I don't know. I mean, that's pretty severe.

Well, I don't know. I mean...

Well, I mean you see a lot of fucked up cars come in, but...

Well, I've been in the hospital, you see.

Well, not too long ago, but um...

Well, says the farmer, about three months ago...

Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.

Well, the least you could do is give me a blow job.

Well, the way I see it it's exactly the same.

Well, we don't have all night.

Well, well, well!

Well, what about me?

Well, what were they doing out in the middle of the street?

Well, where did all these people come from?

Well, you'd better not be. I don't want no commies in my car.

Well...

What about our relationship?

What about our relationship?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Don't do that.

What are you doing? Open the door.

What are you going to do with them, put them on Johnny Carson ?

What are you laughing at?

What could have done that to him?

What could have done that to him?

What did you do to your face, kid?

What did you want to tell me?

What do you mean, cost me plenty?

What kind of car does your...

What really matters is that the guy that did it has got to pay the price.

What the hell's going on?

What you got in the trunk?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on?

What's in it? Drugs?

What's the difference?

What's the matter with you?

What's your problem?

When did you get out of the slammer, man?

When the fucking place don't stink so bad.

When they cancelled the project it almost did me in.

When we first started out I thought I could teach you something,

Where did all these people disappear to, hmm?

Where is he?

Where the fuck is he?