Booksmart (2019) Edit

A butter personality.

A little here more, boy.

A sex worker for his fourteenth birthday?

A time to celebrate.

A video of people hookin' up.

A while ago.

Aaron, I can see you breathing.

About having to land a commercial airliner

About him sweeping me off my feet,

Abso fruit ly, ladies.

Actually stay here for a while.

Actually, you know what? You two will love...

Adorable farmer, new to the city.

Ah.

Airplanes and musicals.

ALAN (singing): ♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪

Alan, I was so clear in my text.

ALAN: Fair townspeople!

ALAN: I have a wake to plan.

ALAN: Look at you.

ALISON (whispers): Shut the fuck up, Rob.

All aboard the SS Lit...

All he wants to do is goof off.

All I know is that we have a lot more to learn.

All of those women are European trafficking victims.

All right, but once we get a sense of the mechanics,

All right, focus up.

All right, well, as you might recall

All right.

All right. After you. After you.

All right. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.

All right. I gotta pack up.

All right. I'll see you later.

All right. I'm gonna go take my seat.

All the fucking girls call me that, too.

Also got into those colleges.

Also, I wanna enjoy it. Fucking sue me.

Always in a good mood,

Am I fucking losing my mind?

Am I here to farm, or have I given up that life?

Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.

AMY (singing): ♪ If you don't say something ♪

Amy never called you that.

Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be

Amy, I swear to god, I need to get out of here.

Amy, I'm so serious. They think that we're robots.

Amy, make it stop.

Amy, no.

Amy, this thing drives like a cruise ship.

Amy, use your brain!

Amy, we only have one night left

Amy, what are you doing?

Amy, you fucking slapped me...

Amy, you'll love this.

AMY: All right. Well, just so you know, I know my rights.

AMY: And it costs $71,000

AMY: Careful.

AMY: Go!

AMY: Hand sanitizer. Chapstick. College IDs.

AMY: He needs milk! Someone get him milk. That's...

AMY: Hold the phone. I'm coming.

AMY: I gotta put that in the old suitcase.

AMY: I will.

AMY: I will. I...

AMY: If you could just let me go...

AMY: It's all she had.

AMY: Jesus.

AMY: My grandma gave me that right before she died!

AMY: My legs are, like, half an inch longer than yours.

AMY: No!

AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...

AMY: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...

AMY: Oh, probably not rolling, though...

AMY: Oh, that's too much milk. He, he just had too much milk.

AMY: Okay.

AMY: Pull me back in. Pull me back in.

AMY: She's kidding.

AMY: Um...

AMY: We could hitchhike.

AMY: Well, I'm just throwin' out suggestions here.

AMY: Well, this seems excessive. Shotgun.

AMY: What the fuck? What is happening?

AMY: What?

AMY: Whoa.

AMY: You hear them getting degrading Nicknames?

Amy!

Amy!

Amy! Ame, we're not...

And all he cares about is being cool and having fun,

And also I don't want to.

And as soon as I got high, I just cried about the fact that one day

And before you know it, you'll be neck deep in Ryan.

And clerking for a federal judge between junior and senior year

And commendations from the governor.

And cries in the bathroom at parties.

And editing law review at Georgetown,

And find some people who are into the same weird shit I'm into.

And gave you a prison tat while you were sleeping?

And get into good colleges.

And glowing profiles

And go before the judge, but we both know...

And grief.

And hang out on the weekend.

And he definitely doesn't want me,

And he doesn't even look at girls

And he's been killed like a dog in the street!

And I can't, because I'm working all summer,

And I know it'll haunt me. I'm a peaceful person.

And I may not have before, but I see you now.

And I need to know if I have to buy your votes.

And I showed up to suck their dick while they waited for help.

And I want you to have fun

And I'd like to meet someone who met Sasha.

And I'll tell you something...

And I'm calling Malala, so come with me.

And I'm gonna continue to do that

And it worked.

And it's mid six figures, so I'm not complaining.

And look down at everyone who's ever doubted you.

And make thy plans to attend

And maybe my innate biology

And my geometry was off, and...

And Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky

And now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs,

And now you're sad that you're wet? Like...

And run into old friends.

And see new parts of the city

And she said she, she, she hit a possum

And she's got a really cute smile.

And skinny, and they don't drink carbs.

And smart and also brave.

And some of us know how to win.

And some weaker people might call that a tiny crush.

And tapped me to start her speech.

And that is why you're a champion.

And that we always have to do it together all the time.

And that whole part of it, maybe, yeah.

And that's so sad.

And that's where I'm at right...

And the driver can't contact us, we are fucked!

And the harder it kicks, the closer she is,

And the important thing is that we just, we shove 'em down,

And the love of my life!

And then like, I can't marry her,

And then you give up just when things get uncomfortable.

And they don't have the code.

And trying to rob someone with no weapon.

And videotape the whole thing for a couple days.

And we are gonna change our stories.

And we just need to stay calm.

And we never speak about them again.

And we were going to an A plus party.

And we're going to Nick's party.

And wherever you three are next year, I hope you do, too.

And yeah, she may be a little nuts but...

And yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize

And you just went straight for that butt hole?

And you just willingly got in the car of a strange man?

And you know when I lie, I just add too many details.

And you weren't even fucking brave enough to tell me about it!

And you...

And you're all pretty great. (chuckles)

And, you know, the pendulum then swung

Anyway, I need to go over the end of the year

Ar are you okay?

Are casting their ballots for his penis.

Are just one cheese and one sausage pizza.

Are we gonna go to school, or... MOLLY: No.

Are you about to say you're gonna judge me

Are you aware of it? 'Cause I'm aware of it.

Are you gonna come to Nick's tonight?

Are you insane?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are... are you good?

Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,

As Fuck!

As modern tragedies

As seamless as possible, so that when I'm up in New Haven...

Asian huasca.

At my inauguration assembly, folks?

At Yale next year, so...

At, like, a sex dungeon.

Audiences deserve something original, I think.

Aw, you girls look fabulous!

Baby Jared says, "Happy graduation, everybody."

Back's great, too.

Bail! Bail! Bail!

Because he's just... he's a jock.

Because I feel pretty good.

Because I'm a butter personality.

Because it's not true.

Because she thought he laughed at me.

Because that country's not really a fan of gay people.

Because that's not subtle. We will persist!

Because they plan the dances.

Because they were dipped in an unbelievably potent drug.

Because they'll ask too many questions.

Because tonight is your night.

Because we all have weird interests,

Because we have seen this man.

Because we wanted to focus on school

Because you literally decide nothing.

Because you should flip off, so shut the fuck up.

Before eventually becoming

Before graduation. Ugh.

Before I would have guessed he hooked up with Ryan.

Before she leaves for Africa.

Before you go to Africa.

Boom.

BOTH (shriek): Yes!

BOTH: Mmm...

BOTH: Whew!

Botswana.

BOY: Can we get a re rack, please?

BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!

Budget numbers we have.

But hey, you stay right here, yeah?

But I also got a 1560 on the SATs.

But I can ignore it, I can fight against it

But I got a horrible UTI.

But I will not be cutting down my allotted time.

But I'm gonna miss you guys.

But if you wanna go to Nick's, you should really go.

But in this case, I have so much to be sorry for.

But is it bad?

But it turned out to be a graveyard.

But it's not like they ran out of gas

But much, much worse.

But my mind knows that that's stupid

But really, I don't know any more than you guys.

But she'd probably make you quiz

But the bennies are pretty tight, man,

But the irresponsible people who partied

But the possum didn't die.

But there's been a mistake.

But they're probably spending every weekend

But yeah, that's one idea.

But you try hard.

But you're actually pretty fun.

But you've mentioned it many, many times.

But, look, I don't want that for you.

By doing what we do best.

Bye, Gigi.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me on that weird international flip phone, okay?

Call the paramedics. Call the police.

Came in a little hot there.

Can I get a what what?

Can I see you again?

Can you fetch me an inhaler? 'Cause I can't breathe, Amy.

Can you please just leave me alone?

Can you please stop repeating that sentence?

Can't we just graduate,

Chain of custody!

Cheese and sala me being your dad

Chips and sal so long, high school.

Choose a lane!

Class of '19 for fuckin' ever! Whoo!

Class of 2019, say what? Champagne?

Come on. Jare Bear comin' at you from all angles, right?

Come on. Too cool.

Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,

Come, come, come. Now, now, now!

Completely consensual bash.

Congratulations, guys.

Considering their whole Jesus thing. It's nice.

Cool, cool, 'cause I'm, I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.

Coolest grad night party in town.

Delegates from every group of girls

Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc, Queen Noor of Jordan...

Did the possibility of sexual assault

Did you fuck Miss Fine?

Did you guys go in the pool? What's going on?

Did you just ask Miss Fine

Did you just score your teacher's phone number?

Dinner's about ready.

Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (chuckles)

DJ Rod!

Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.

Do I wanna know what a "tin of special things" is?

Do it for me. Come on, Amy. Come on.

Do people really think I had sex with a prostitute?

Do you guys have a weapon?

Do you have the address? We can't find it.

Do you know a Lyft driver that knows

Do you know how many Jamba Juices

Do you know what? My vag is stuffed with diplomas.

Do you know where Nick's party is?

Do you think it's true that his dad got him

Do you wanna text her to see if she's okay?

Do you want to go do karaoke in the guest room?

Don't call her that.

Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Don't patronize me.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch your eyes!

Don't trust people. Oh, my god.

Don't worry about it, chica.

Doubted you.

DOUG: Charmaine, get to the safe room.

Drugs? Oh, no, that's not drugs.

Dude, are you actually here right now?

Dude, go talk to Ryan.

Dude, how am I supposed to get that?

Dude, no. Her vagina's probably stuffed with diplomas.

Dude, no. I am screwed. I can't leave.

Dude, nothing has gone according to plan tonight.

Dude, scissoring is not a thing.

Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.

Dude, you're in full on jail. (chuckles)

Dude?

Educational purposes.

Enhanced by Point.360

Enough with the revivals already. It's total bullshit.

Ever again, okay.

Ever enter your minds?

Every single night! (laughs)

Every time I come to visit you,

Every time somebody arrives, okay? (chuckles)

Everybody calls her that.

Everything has a name. O Love my baby girl.

Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging

Excuse me? Pardon me?

Excuse me. Jesus Christ!

Fa fair townspeople!

Fair townspeople, I swear to god!

Fake college IDs,

Ferris isn't trying to fall in love...

Fine. I'm going. Just gonna...

First crush?

Flip it upside down.

For dabbling in pornography?

For my sake, my self esteem?

For when she needs a liver.

For, like, 28 hours.

Forever.

Friend.

From my analysis yesterday,

Fuck the soccer ball.

Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.

Fuck those losers.

Fuck you, dude.

Fuck you, George.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, I left my phone in his car!

Fuck, yeah, I do. Fuck, yeah!

Fuck!

Fuck! No one is answering!

Fuck.

Fuck... No! Not right now.

Fuckin'...

Full support, no questions asked,

Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?

Gege, are you okay?

George locked himself in the closet.

GEORGE: Now that the amuse bouche

Georgetown. Jesus.

Get her. Flick the bean.

GIGI (on phone): Jared, where the fuck did you go?

Gigi likes to crunch them up and snort them.

Gigi, hit the track.

Gigi, mm, dig deeper.

Gigi, the girl who jumped off your boat

GIGI: Because she loves him.

GIGI: By the way, I am pretty impressed

GIGI: Fuck!

GIGI: I told him. Those guys seem quiet,

GIGI: Karaoke in the guest room!

GIGI: Keep it down out there!

GIGI: No. (sobbing)

Go get 'em.

Go get her. Hug me.

Go! Immerse yourselves.

God, I missed you. Fuck.

God, I'm gonna miss you. Come here.

Going for the back. That's cool.

Good luck at Google next year, okay.

Good morning.

Good. I'm glad you guys are having some fun

Good. You're ready to dominate this day.

Got their graduation gifts. Right?

Great air flow back there. Get on in there.

Great deal of care was taken.

Great. Okay, that does sound like her.

Grip escape move!

Guys, the re election is coming up,

Ha has anybody seen, uh, Molly?

Half Slytherin, half Ravenclaw, yeah?

Hands off each other.

Harvard.

Have a great... (purrs)

He sprained his ankle. She had a hearing aid.

He was just looking at a meme on his phone.

He's allergic to work.

Head off to college,

Help! Molly, help me!

Helping women make their own tampons.

Here comes the one percent.

Here. Try one of these strawberries.

Hey, Amy, there's...

Hey, Evelyn.

Hey, guys, let's go ahead and take a seat.

Hey, have you guys seen Amy?

Hey, hey! I need you to do the talking.

Hey, I'm not going to college.

Hey, Jare.

Hey, listen, this pong

Hey, Miss Fine? You should come party with us tonight.

Hey, um, I might pretend

Hey, you can't smoke up here.

Hey! A dollar in the swear jar.

Hey! We are not assholes, okay? Let's just...

Hi, it's Molly and Amy.

Hi, Miss Fine.

Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?

Hi, Theo.

Hi.

His aunt went on a cruise ship that broke down,

His boner all up against Ryan.

Hmm.

Hmm. This...

Ho how...

Hog tie your ankles,

Honestly, anywhere I can find a couch to crash on.

Honestly, it's surprising that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,

Honestly, pushy is a compliment.

HOPE: (giggles) Sorry.

HOPE: All right, well, uh, have fun, nerd.

HOPE: Go!

HOPE: Okay.

HOPE: What the fuck?

HOPE: Yeah, I figured.

Horrible. Like... horrible.

How 'bout you don't knock it until you've tried it?

How are you dry?

How are you so fucking shiny?

How are you?

How dare you say that about my best friend.

How did you graduate sixth grade?

How do I pee? How do I shit?

How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.

How many orders that big do you think

How much you wanna bet?

How old are you, by the way?

How tall are you?

How?

How?

How? How are we gonna find out where the party is?

How's it going? Did you find Ryan?

Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?

I always felt like we were similar.

I am beautiful.

I am dead serious.

I am not a coward.

I am not graduating without you.

I am shutting it off real quick.

I can be the last one on the plane.

I can just plug it in up here.

I can't believe that happened.

I can't believe you didn't tell me

I can't look right at it.

I cannot believe I lasted an entire year

I cannot have another Mango A Go Go ever again.

I could have you across the state line

I deferred Columbia until next fall.

I did. I did.

I didn't know you could do that from that angle.

I don't audition.

I don't know a Nick.

I don't know if that was clear.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know anything.

I don't like him.

I don't need to use my brain.

I don't think that's the hole you think it is.

I don't think we are.

I don't usually leave my underwear

I don't want you guys to make the same mistake I did.

I feel like it could help you relax.

I feel like you're gonna move. Don't move.

I felt like I had to prove that I was better than you.

I figured I'd bring back your clothes.

I gave guys "roadside assistance," right?

I gave them a ride home, that's all.

I got in early.

I got pregnant with my first child in the summer...

I got recruited to go code for Google.

I gotta go take care of them, make sure they don't kill themselves.

I had some really dark moments there in my 20s.

I had the lives of 100 people in my hands.

I have headphones, madam.

I have nowhere to go with this. It's too perfect.

I have this thing where I like to hear

I haven't slept with anybody.

I I was being a coward.

I just can't imagine my life without you.

I just don't like meek people.

I just like that she's...

I just need to be smooth and flexible.

I just want people to know my real name.

I just, you know, wanna see some stuff before college.

I just... I didn't think the girls would, too.

I keep that to protect myself from bad people.

I knew, like, Ben and Max and Dick Splinter

I know this is unrealistic and bad for women,

I know where Queen Noor is from.

I know women apologize too much,

I know, dude. I can barely believe it.

I left my tin of special things

I lied to you, Moll.

I like my choices,

I locked that.

I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park,

I mean, he's you know, he's the vice president.

I mean, I don't even have nipples.

I mean, I went crazy.

I mean, is it? Is it worse?

I mean, it's not Apple,

I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman

I mean, this ass won't quit.

I mean, what are you doing for the summertime?

I mean, you try hard at everything. That's what I like about you.

I missed you.

I need to review that part. Wait, it start...

I need you at a two.

I never have to see any of you

I only know sorrow...

I said it to you. You can't smoke.

I said, I said once a day.

I should probably go make sure that's not an actual dead man's float.

I should probably take off mine, too.

I spent the majority of my 20s

I think I do.

I think I might, like,

I think it's healthy for a relationship

I thought I knew everything about you.

I thought the strawberries would have hit by now.

I thought you were a sex positive feminist.

I told you guys that, right?

I used to think you were all work and no play...

I wanna design fucking airplanes.

I want you to experience this.

I want you two to go to this party,

I was having the conversation with her.

I was kicking ass and busting curves,

I was so selfish.

I was so... scared of you,

I will be directing, and Alan...

I will fucking lay you out. Okay?

I will see you two inside, all right? (laughs)

I wish that would've been a secret,

I would make passionate sex to Molly Davidson.

I would've guessed that Nick hooked up with Theo

I, I got some soup dumps.

I, too, have a fear of big cats.

I... I am fun.

I... I can't reach.

I... I don't know what to do once, um...

I'd just put a bag over her personality.

I'll come back a moment, okay. Don't move.

I'll have 'em change it. What do you think?

I'll holler at you later, I guess.

I'll just, um...

I'll start a fire!

I'll take care of you. You guys are the best.

I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with.

I'm a single woman living in Los Angeles,

I'm being sarcastic!

I'm being so mean to him, but it's working.

I'm calling Malala.

I'm co... I'm coming...

I'm fine.

I'm going for the entire year.

I'm going to Africa without you.

I'm going to experience a seminal, fun anecdote,

I'm going to Yale, too.

I'm gonna give you the address.

I'm gonna go downstairs.

I'm gonna have to pay a fine

I'm good, I don't even know if she's into girls,

I'm incredible at handjobs,

I'm just copying the address.

I'm just doing my best,

I'm just gonna...

I'm just so thankful we get to spend the whole night together

I'm literally gonna physically die.

I'm looking straight down at it.

I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.

I'm not going for the summer.

I'm not gonna be here.

I'm not gonna, like, suck a dick at my own home

I'm not knocking it, but it's just...

I'm not used to approaching it from that angle

I'm offer only. (chuckles)

I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.

I'm so glad you called.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. These shorts, they don't have pockets.

I'm sorry I'm so controlling.

I'm sorry, but I don't get it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry.

I'm sorry. That was bad.

I'm sorry. We can touch your clothes?

I'm taking a gap year.

I've always wanted you to come out.

I've been fucking waiting for this

I've been planning it for months.

I've done whatever you wanted all night.

I've heard great things. And hey, everybody else

I've never lied to my parents before.

I've seen it, like, 50 times.

Ice tiger.

If I didn't drag you to do things, Amy, you just wouldn't do them.

If Nick's what you want, then that's what you deserve.

If only there was just...

If she wants to party with you?

If we claim to have a weapon,

If you don't tell me what it is,

If you ever say anything like that about yourself again,

If you guys wanna listen to your music,

If you need anything.

If you roll these, and then you'll have more room.

If you were a criminal, you'd be

Imagine if I just went in. That'd be weird, right?

In a completely different direction.

In her hands 'cause she loves me.

In January? You've been lying to me since January?

In my case.

In my summer program

In places that aren't my room.

In some meaningless protest somewhere

In the United States.

In your car, and I need it!

In your weird ass bathroom. Watch my stuff.

In, in, in. Go, go, go.

In, like, 40 minutes,

In, like, whatever this is.

Interesting.

Is actually supposed to be my thing.

Is is there really another way you would prefer,

Is taking a million APs and getting into Yale

Is the "her" me? 'Cause I'm fine.

Is this some Manson family shit?

Is this some mirage?

It died.

It is very important that you keep the safety...

It makes sense to hook up in a car.

It was actually funny. It's, it's what we did

It was great, wasn't it? (chuckles)

It's a female detective.

It's a little bit shocking

It's a long trip. (chuckles)

It's a means to an end.

It's a murder mystery party.

It's a national chain. It's a sensation.

It's a nice dress.

It's a party, technically.

It's a purely ceremonial visit.

It's basically a popularity contest. He's useless.

It's crazy we haven't hung out

It's different from her sexual orientation.

It's fine. Everybody shows up to parties late.

It's fine. I'll use mine. I'll use mine.

It's for educational purposes.

It's go time!

It's gonna be fine. Trust me.

It's infuriating.

It's intolerable.

It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.

It's just is not, it's not what I anticipated.

It's like ayahuasca but asian.

It's like everything's different.

It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.

It's like... it's cooler to be late.

It's literally all we do.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

It's okay. Amy! Amy! We will get it tomorrow.

It's over on the west side.

It's sick! The catering company

It's the panda, okay?

It's too weird of a story to be made up.

It's, it's all right.

It's, uh, Nick Howland's aunt's house.

Its adrenaline and rage just made it stronger...

Jared, it's fine. Isn't she your girlfriend or something?

Jared, just go.

Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.

Jared, you are not my student.

Jared, you know where the party is, right?

Jared, you took Spanish, right?

JARED: "I am a woman.

JARED: All right.

JARED: Big me, littler me,

JARED: Good morning.

JARED: Okay. Now, you guys said

JARED: Yo, yo, what up, Miss Fine?

Jared... stop.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Just a down, but a flip.

Just a quick Q.

Just call me Jordan.

Just forget about Nick's. No one will even tell us where it is.

Just got a little dizzy for a second there.

Just kidding. I don't have one.

Just kidding. Imagine if I did, though.

Just wanted to drop off a last day present for my favorite teach.

Just, just make up a story, but don't say

Just, like, please don't call me "Triple A" at Yale next year.

Just, you... you talk a big game

Just... just perfect, round, huge mounds.

Ladies, it's the last day. You know?

Lamb meatball?

Last year in Barcelona.

Lean In: Women, Work and the Will to Lead...

Leave you in a room with, like, a saucer of milk

Let me have this body!

Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.

Let's call another Lyft.

Let's focus on getting through the rest of the day without...

Let's fuckin' do this.

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Lido's could have filled tonight?

Light 'em up, Luanne!

Like I don't know you next year.

Like this.

Like, a bajillion.

Like, I do all the heavy lifting in our friendship.

Like, It was bad. You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?

Like, no, too much flick. Like... whoo.

Like, not even ironically.

Like, some really dark moments.

Like, you jumped in the pool,

Listen to me, this actually might happen.

Listen, my teammates usually aren't this mean.

Little baby Jared at the bottom.

Look at the memory box,

Look at you, you bad bitch.

Look what I found,

Look who made it!

Look who she's bringing.

Look, I use, just...

Look! Oh, god, you're bringing Lingling.

Lot of angry people in this town.

Love you. (chuckles)

Make her feel good.

Make her feel like she's not so lonely.

Make it stop.

Malala!

Malala.

Malala.

Malala.

Maritime law. Just come check it out for a little bit.

May be starring, pending auditions.

May I offer you the front, mademoiselle? No?

Maybe my body can like him,

Maybe the mayor?

Miss Fine, I thought there were no cell phones allowed in class.

MISS FINE: Okay.

MISS FINE: Sit down, y'all. We got work to do.

MISS FINE: Yes, please. Please touch my clothes.

MISS FINE: You know what? Why don't I just give you two my number?

Miss Fine.

Miss Fine.

Mmm...

Mmm... no, I'm pretty sure you can,

Molly, what time is it? You have to go.

MOLLY: ...because I swear to...

MOLLY: Amy, we need to get

MOLLY: Are you aching to be murdered?

MOLLY: Come on up. Come.

MOLLY: Delivery guy!

MOLLY: Enough about the possum!

MOLLY: Huh.

MOLLY: I have to see for myself.

MOLLY: I want to make the transition of next year's student government

MOLLY: I...

MOLLY: I'm sorry. Are you shutting the door on us?

MOLLY: Just stop trying so hard, okay.

MOLLY: Missed ya.

MOLLY: No, no, no,

MOLLY: Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.

MOLLY: Our legs don't bend.

MOLLY: Thank you so much for your help!

MOLLY: These motherfuckers.

MOLLY: What the fuck? You have a gun!

MOLLY: What? What the fuck?

MOLLY: You're embarrassing me.

MOLLY:...the idea of submitting to authority.

Molly!

Molly. Here's to you, gorgeous.

Molly...

Molly's like a butterface for personality.

Most stunningly gorgeous creature

Motherfucker! You're everywhere!

Motherfuckin' homework.

Museum of death, 'cause its smog is killing us all.

My boobs are too heavy. I have no core.

My crew was counting on me. I mean, I was their Sully.

My dick can't get hard.

My eyes hurt so bad from your beauty.

My husband, Robert, was an esteemed Broadway director

My husband. He's been killed!

My mistake. My mistake.

My parents did it. Their parents did it.

My whole body's like a fucking dolphin.

My, my, my. Mmm.

N not in, like, a violent way,

Na, are you kidding? No! No way.

Name one person whose life was so much better

Nice.

Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.

Nick, there's some student government stuff

Nick, where are you going to school next year?

NICK: I got you. You ready?

NICK: You got to open your mouth

Nick?

Nick's auntie's house is about to be poppin'.

Nick's like the great equalizer.

Nick's party...

No breath control, but it's good.

No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.

No offense.

No one in this entire school knows me at all.

No one will know if you watched one porn one time.

No spatial awareness at this school.

No, are you nuts? No, he... Nick is fully...

No, I can't call a Lyft, because if my phone dies

No, I don't. Got, like, 13.

No, I think we need to leave. Come on, let's go.

No, I think you just have to step up your game.

No, I won't let you do this.

No, I'm not leaving just because you're doing the thing that you always do.

No, I'm not... You know what, I'm not gonna move.

No, I'm sorry.

No, it's not, because you're not the one

No, no, Molly, please, I'm asking you. Let's just go.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, we are not staying,

No, no. N o. Thanks. Uh, you actually...

No, thank you,

No, that was bad. That was bad.

No, we just don't only care about school.

No, we're just gonna stay here.

No, you didn't.

No! Can we just stop talking about this?

No! Everything is gonna be just fine.

No! No, thank you! No, seriously, Gigi.

No! Stop. Mom, do not talk to the actors.

No? That's okay. Maybe later.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Don't get sucked in.

No. Honestly? No.

No. We are not stopping.

No. You're just one of those people

Nobody around here even attempts the Thursday.

Nobody knows that we are fun.

Nobody's winning in that outfit. (hisses)

None of us can.

Not a single Jamba Juice, like, every Jamba Juice.

Not as sharp as your chin.

Not even each other.

Not even pot?

Not, like, sex stuff. I mean, like, you know...

Nothing more exciting or daunting

Now that we're already in your car,

Now, mace. Listen,

Of bacon wrapped dates is over,

Of course he would. He's so fucking stupid.

Of course I do. I know where all the parties are.

Of course not. I...

Of course, Annabel.

Of course.

Of course. Aren't you gonna go to Uganda or something?

Oh, and Triple A takes the lead.

Oh, and, Tanner, where are you going to school?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck. Okay, see,

Oh, god, you taste like my vitamins.

Oh, god. She's glowing.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, I, I am out.

Oh, I'm actually here for someone else. I'm so sorry.

Oh, is it over?

Oh, Jared!

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my god, can you believe that, by the way?

Oh, my god, here.

Oh, my god, there you are.

Oh, my god! Don't look down, Amy. No!

Oh, my god! Graduation.

Oh, my god! I'm so sweaty!

Oh, my god! You guys are here.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Alan responded.

Oh, my god. Are you guys out of your fucking mind?

Oh, my god. Gigi, stop doing that!

Oh, my god. I just...

Oh, my god. My car is fucked up.

Oh, my god. Oh, shit, shit, shit.

Oh, my god. Tanner ate a ghost pepper.

Oh, my god. What the...

Oh, my score is... my score is very low.

Oh, no, no, no. They're usually blonde

Oh, okay. Well, that's actually noble.

Oh, please do not stop on my account.

Oh, right. Right, okay.

Oh, she's, she's cute.

Oh, shit, that...

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. That's crazy.

Oh, speaking of vulva,

Oh, that wasn't about me.

Oh, that's fair. Okay, I'm sorry.

Oh, wait, what did I miss?

Oh, well, that's not really what I meant.

Oh.

Oh. (chuckles) Principal Brown was my dad.

Oh. Fuck!

Oh. No, thank you. Not a drug person.

Oh. Right. "Hang out," yeah.

Oh. Thanks so much.

Oh. Work. Get it. Tushy.

Okay, Alan, you don't have to do your entrance

Okay, all right, let's call a chariot.

Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!

Okay, I got you, I got you,

Okay, I'm going to pee

Okay, if your characters aren't married,

Okay, okay. (chuckles)

Okay, okay. Hey, why don't you sit here?

Okay, so she tapped you?

Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask

Okay, thank you.

Okay, that doesn't sound like her.

Okay, that voice did not make you sound older.

Okay, that's it. We have to wake up.

Okay, that's not true. I blew them.

Okay, wait. So, what is this address I'm taking you to?

Okay, Waze says 19 minutes. We're doing it in seven.

Okay, we are not hopping off. Keep driving.

Okay, well, agree to disagree.

Okay, well, if you guys are here,

Okay, you're at a ten.

Okay? It's all love.

Okay? You still have a chance.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (exhales)

Okay. I know you are.

Okay. Jordan?

Okay. Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.

Okay. That's embarrassing.

Okay. We've broken a lot of rules.

Okay. You know what?

On a boat, shitting in buckets.

On her SAT analogies while you fuck her.

Once we get to Nick's, all of this will be worth it.

One time I ate a legal pot brownie

One time I threw up, and my mom caught it

One, we have fake IDs.

Ooh.

Or are there exceptions for ass kissers?

Or calling people on their shit

Or did I actually get president Molly

Or I'll turn up the heat. Just get the jackets off.

Or one of her hunches is, like, you know, close,

Or we go together.

Or, I don't know, in your bed doing homework?

Other people's sexual preferences?

Other stuff.

Otherwise, we're just gonna be the girls that missed out!

Our prints aren't on the powder. We could pour it out the window!

Our, our friend, she just texted us,

Outside of academic activities.

Outside of school before, you know?

Outside Whole Foods across town.

Overcompensating for the fact

Ow! Fuck, that hurt!

PAT: Fuck.

PAT: Oh, my god! Oh, my god! What the fuck?

People can sense it. It turns them off.

Please be good to my Amy.

Please don't put your face on the face.

Please fucking leave.

Please go.

Please, for the love of all things?

Please. You two saved me from rewatching Gilmore Girls.

Plug in. Your phone's gonna die.

Plus, I'm writing a book now.

Plus, not everyone's lucky enough

Plus, Ryan is gonna be there.

Porn. We streamed a lot of porn.

Pre loaded with photos of all our best high school memories.

Pretty sure I do.

Principal Brown is right there!

Principal Brown?

Prob... They're probably a little soggy now,

Quick Q.

Really?

Really? Like, now?

Registers him as an ideal mate.

Remember when you missed Hope's,

Review your histories in the parlor.

Right. Well, uh,

ROB: We're fucking sitting ducks.

Rule of threes.

RYAN: I'm so stoked you're here, dude.

RYAN: What?

Said it's the coolest party they've ever been to.

See Amy? She fucking freaked out at me. I don't know what's wrong with her.

See you, Molly.

See, well, that's easy for you to say

Senora Fine.

Seriously, don't worry about it.

Seriously, go.

Sharp elbows.

She also asked me to remind you that...

She always acts like she's like 40.

She gave roadside assistance

She just seems like she'd be a really fun person

She projects disgust to cover up a deep desire...

She said Nick's having a party tonight.

She says they work better that way.

She wanted you to come.

She wore a polo shirt to prom.

She's a sad person, you know?

She's the most loyal person I've ever met.

Shh!

Shit.

Shit.

Shouldn't you be, like, marching

Since two people decided not to show up.

Since, like, seventh grade.

So cool. I'm just gonna...

So I can get out of here...

So I got a lot of shit in this car.

So I'm good. That was...

So Nick's gonna throw a party at her house.

So we can get into their 24 hour library.

So, all our schedules are gonna be off now.

So, either I get arrested and I join you in there

So, get some tunes goin'.

So, I brought you to the best party,

So, I have to kill Molly.

So, if you could just tone it down

So, last night was amazing.

So, Molly actually warned me she might be a little late

So, Molly...

So, nothing you say is of any value to us.

So, um...

So, we're going to his party.

So, what are you two wearing?

So, while you guys were all studying AP handjobs,

So, you're basically children?

Some dog walker's gonna find your bodies

Somebody always gets arrested the night before graduation.

Someone on board might know where it is.

Something you guys should be thinkin' about.

Soon, it's gonna be stuffed with job offers

Sorry about that.

Sorry it took so long.

Sorry, are you talking about porn?

Sorry, I just really don't know

Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.

Stand atop the mountain of your success

Stanford University? (scoffs)

Still workin', and, you know, the baby...

Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop.

Stop.

Straight white man, your time is..."

Swear to god.

Take a deep breath.

Take care of the old Volvo for me.

Take the helmet off!

Take the helmet off!

Take you to some cabin,

Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?

TANNER: Dude! No.

TANNER: I wish she was fucking 40, man.

TANNER: Welcome, my little turtledoves.

TANNER: Yes, he is.

Tell you about how she's endangered?

Than the blank page, you know? One of the books I'm thinking about doing

Than the blank page."

Thank you so much, Miss Fine. You totally saved us.

Thank you! Thank you so much!

Thank you.

Thanks.

That came down from corporate.

That car belongs in a museum.

That fell off way before anything happened between us.

That I never had fun in high school.

That is exactly what I am.

That is my best friend in the fucking world.

That makes a lot of sense.

That much I understand. It just...

That position is...

That shit' s like a filing cabinet down there.

That was a detour.

That was embarrassing for me.

That was not a party.

That was nuts. (chuckles) I don't know what that was.

That was your plan! That was never my plan.

That way, you guys can call or text me

That weird crochet pig?

That went over,

That would just make our lives.

That you have been mounting that tragic panda

That, that you're into Ryan.

That's bullshit, Moll. That's bullshit.

That's fair.

That's it. Signin' off.

That's just Gigi's vitamins.

That's my bad. But we are here.

That's not at all the same.

That's not derogatory. It's a factual description.

That's really cool. Me, too.

That's the whole thing with pass codes.

That's what the kids are doing, right? (purrs)

That's why I'm taking a gap year.

That's, that's awesome.

That's, that's what I meant also.

That's... gross.

That's... He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.

The baby kicks. You know?

The best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.

The drama department's summer program,

The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!

The end of the year budget, so if you could just...

The house is mine until 11:00 p.m.

The little white cat from The Aristocats.

The night before graduation.

The orthodontist.

The panda. Whatever. Just...

The puzzle every single week,

The words of powerful women before I party

The youngest justice ever nominated

Then use the cash to produce some new musicals.

THEO: Morning, my queen.

THEO: Okay. So, I would marry the sex doll.

THEO: That's cool, man, yeah.

THEO: Yeah! That's it.

There are drugs in my orifices.

There are in this country?

There are more prisons than colleges

There she goes.

There's a masseuse in the back, male or female.

There's an iPad in here.

There's no other way, dude. Like, I can't fuck her

There's not a soul here, Ames.

There's nothing strong enough.

There's only one thing left to do.

There's so many specifics.

These are just mounds.

These proportions are insane! Where's my chub?

They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."

They did both.

They probably think we're calling about school stuff.

They spend every minute together. It's so weird.

They think all we care about

They worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.

They'll try to call Nick's aunt.

They're gonna come in here. They're gonna find us.

They're twice as long as our torsos.

They're you know, they're stuck

Things are going so well over here. Like, really, really, really well.

Things are never gonna be the same, but it was perfect.

Think I'm gonna backpack around for a bit.

Think of it as a documentary.

Thinkin' about doing a detective novel.

This actually might happen.

This high school and this earth has ever seen,

This is amazing.

This is crazy. We graduate tomorrow.

This is fucked!

This is insane. You made gift bags?

This is like your nightmare

This is obviously not helping.

This is our nightmare, Amy.

This isn't possible.

This isn't working.

This just says "orthodontist."

This looks fun, but I'm not gonna,

This might be a felony.

This song goes out to my cast.

Time for some nights we'll never remember with some friends we'll never forget, huh?

To an unsupervised house party?

To be a footnote in your story.

To come out on a weekend?

To find someone like you and Amy.

To have secrets, and now we have one.

To have sleepovers and lie around with.

To have studied and partied in high school.

To house an inmate in California.

To not discuss where anyone is attending next year.

To really show each other how much we care

To remind myself of the respect and awe

To supplement the, uh, the old income.

To the Supreme Court of the United States!

To three senior guys last year.

To where you delivered some pizzas tonight.

To where you delivered this huge order tonight.

Tomorrow under some overpass.

Too many ladies wanna lock this down,

Traditionally handsome and weirdly charming,

Traffic was nerts!

TRIPLE A: That girl is so weird.

Turns out, he wasn't. I mean, he wasn't laughing at me at all,

Two half cheese, half sausage pizzas

Ugh! My god!

Uh, elbows.

Uh, I'm, I'm playing soccer at Stanford.

Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.

Uh, Molly, you're a fucking doll.

Uh, no, no way, okay? I fuck with Hufflepuffs.

Uh...

Uh... Amy, there's, uh, someone here to see you.

Uh... no, thank you.

Um, Char Char. Dougsicles.

Um, exsqueeze me, ladies.

Um, it's okay.

Um, so, isn't it crazy that it's the last day?

Um, that's cool.

Um, what the fuck am I wearing?

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... I got it. Uh...

Um... I just wanted to say...

Under eight minutes? You're joking!

Unless they look like Triple A.

Unless...

Until all of us can pee without genitals,

Up to you.

Up your vagina at Columbia next year?

Vagina involved.

Very Freudian, but I'd worry about paper cuts.

Very thoughtful.

Visualize what you still want to achieve.

W We've never hung out with any of these people

W Well...

Wait for my signal. I'm gonna create a diversion.

Wait, are you guys cold?

Wait, are you guys talking about Molly Davidson?

Wait, Molly's here?

Wait, wait, Molly Davidson's gonna be late

Wait, what? No. Ju just dry off.

Wait, where the fuck do you live?

Wait.

Wait. Are you the mayor?

Wait. This is your house? Alan!

Wait. What do you mean "on board"?

Wait. Where are you going?

Waiting to be reborn.

Was that Cardi B?

Was the greatest honor of my life.

We added this embellishment here.

We are A plus people,

We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around

We are gonna be...

We are headed to the biggest,

We are smart and fun.

We are stranded. Please pick us up! We need...

We are the only assholes who did one.

We ask the questions!

We both know that Nick only ran for VP

We can just stay for a second.

We chose. We didn't party,

We did drugs. We can say we went out.

We did it. Huh? We got you through high school.

We did it. Let's go home.

We did it. We went to two parties.

We didn't have to choose. They did both.

We don't want them to feel insecure.

We get it. We get it.

We have the address! Okay, I'm calling a Lyft.

We have to do this.

We have to go to a party tonight.

We have to stick to the plan.

We haven't done anything! We haven't broken any rules!

We hooked up in their car.

We just need you to give us the address

We just want as much time together as we can

We made, uh, mushroom cap and gowns.

We need to figure something out before we get to Nick's.

We spend every minute together.

We still don't have the address to Nick's.

We still don't know where we're going.

We talked about Harry Potter. He knows I'm a Slytherin.

We were at school together.

We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.

We were looking for Nick's party!

We were thinking, uh...

We will be performing the bard's comedies

We won't.

We'll fucking fight you to the death!

We'll get you cleaned up on board.

We'll probably just do a Korean face mask.

We're at Lido's Pizza on Victory Boulevard.

We're gonna arrive right at the crest

We're gonna trade some information,

We're having a date night or anything.

We're healthy, nubile young women,

We're looking for Nick's party.

We're not gonna go on a post college trip together,

We're not gonna graduate together,

We're not gonna move to DC together? Our whole plan...

We're not. She's not...

We're okay. We're okay.

We're on a boat ride now. What's up with that?

Well, Amy and I are gonna skype

Well, blood attracts lions. I'm saving lives.

Well, dude, we went to a party.

Well, for someone who has no idea what they're doing...

Well, gender is a construct of...

Well, how tall do you think I am?

Well, I don't need to know all the words.

Well, I don't, I don't really...

Well, I got no problem with a filing cabinet.

Well, I guess you didn't.

Well, I'll get something peppy going. We'll get this party started, huh?

Well, I'm, I'm done.

Well, I've never done the splits in my life.

Well, it definitely was a party.

Well, it's yours now.

Well, lucky for you two,

Well, our class's official policy is

Well, see you at graduation, Molly.

Well, technically, it won't be my couch,

Well, that's just her gender performance.

Well, with her, there'd be more...

Well, yeah.

Well, you're just a basic hot girl

Wha... I'm at two percent?

What a fucking compliment to get Molly to roll.

What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?

What am I gonna do without you girls next year?

What are we thinking?

What are you doing out here?

What are you doing? Go back.

What are you guys talking about?

What are you...

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What does that even mean?

What happened to her eye?

What I'm doing with all that stuff yet.

What if Gigi takes it and dies and our prints are on the tin?

What if I don't use my hands?

What if we get in trouble?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is wrong with you?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck, Jared? I said door to door.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Oh!

What they have is very, very special.

What took them four years, we are doing in one night!

What up, chicas?

What will I be doing during that time, you might ask?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No, no, the plan is to go to Nick's.

What? No, she's... (laughs)

What? No.

What? Wait.

What... I mean, why don't you do it with Nick,

What're you guys doing up here?

What's a year?

What's wrong with you? Fight with your wife?

When did you get here?

When I tell them I'm meeting you at the library,

When I'm actually meeting you at the library.

When Model UN went to Amsterdam.

When we were at school, all of us.

When you're really just mean.

When you're, like, three feet tall, all right?

Whenever she's close to a clue,

Where I gotta catch it in my mouth. It's complicated.

Where my father can walk in at any moment.

Where Nick's aunt lives?

Where the fuck are you going to school next year?

Where was this energy

Where's my vag?

Which is my party.

Which is why we have to stick to the plan.

Who allowed you to be this beautiful?

Who are you calling?

Who claims they're honest

Who has to deal with their creepy smiles

Who is she supposed to be?

Who takes no prisoners...

Who's ever doubted you.

Who's gonna peak in high school.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why am I barren?

Why are you being so obsessed with this party?

Why are you being so pushy?

Why are you even at a party?

Why are you so cruel?

Why did I have to use the visual aid? Wait!

Why do you look like that?

Why does he always do that?

Why don't we play a rousing round of... J'accuse!

Why don't y'all go through some of those bags?

Why don't you just tell them we're going to a party?

Why is my battery so low?

Why is she here?

Why the fuck am I at two percent?

Why would strawberries hit?

Why would you do theater when you could do debate?

Why? It's funny your parents think we're boning.

With an electric toothbrush.

With how well you guys are holding it together.

With Nick as my vice president.

With your face on it, Jared.

With your name on it.

Without me, you wouldn't do anything.

WOMAN (on audiobook:) Random House Audio presents

WOMAN (on tape): Good morning, winner.

WOMAN (on tape): You've worked harder than everyone

WOMAN: "Internalizing the revolution."

Women in their 40s know themselves.

Woo!

Would it be okay if Amy stayed over at my house tonight?

Would say stupid shit.

Would you be afraid to go to Uganda...

Would you mind driving us there?

Wow, I take it back.

Wow.

Wow. You know you only get, like, one Malala a year.

Yale. You can just say Yale, please.

Yeah, Amy's spending the summer in Botswana

Yeah, and she's pregnant, too.

Yeah, and you're Amy...

Yeah, because I knew if I told you,

Yeah, fuck it. I approve. You're up.

Yeah, here. There you go. Catch.

Yeah, I can't believe I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.

Yeah, I do, because I can't like him.

Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.

Yeah, I have to decide

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I...

Yeah, I'm calling it.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, it feels weird to be on this side of the car.

Yeah, just... Uh, we're playing this game

Yeah, meet new people

Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt

Yeah, no, you can stop flipping me off

Yeah, right next to me. Please, sit here and let's go.

Yeah, somebody here came from there, I think.

Yeah, that's your private information.

Yeah, why do you think I'm here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that, right?

Yeah, yeah. Shantay, you stay, honey!

Yeah, you are.

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. (chuckles)

Yeah. Get rich off that,

Yeah. I mean, what are you, like a...

Yeah. Respect for Sasha.

Yeah. You know, like vitamin D, B 12.

Yeah. you know, my mom can drive us to the ceremony.

Yes, he did! Yes, he did.

Yes, maybe he is classically,

Yes! Oh, my god!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

You are a badass...

You are a philistine.

You are coming with me.

You are literally glowing.

You are the motherfucker who got arrested

You are the strongest, coolest, smartest,

You called Malala.

You can make yourself come using only your mind?

You can tell she's not supporting,

You can't buy people's affection.

You can't tell anyone.

You couldn't have just gone around?

You decide what we do and when we do it,

You didn't?

You do know you guys are matching, right?

You do not speak to her that way.

You don't even know me.

You don't have to shove anything down.

You don't wanna go to Nick's lame house party.

You don't. A boat is international waters, right?

You ever made love to a Mexican?

You failed the seventh grade twice.

You force me to do whatever you wanna do.

You fucking morons. Jesus.

You get the point.

You girls need a ride?

You go from that to Avril Lavigne.

You good?

You got a mic. You gotta sing.

You guys are so stupid,

You guys don't even care about school.

You guys excited?

You guys honestly freak me out...

You guys hungry?

You guys want a drink or a smoke? Nothing?

You guys want some music, maybe?

You have the same parts she does.

You have to put my heel in your hole.

You just drugged us, and you tried to throw us off of a boat.

You just have to rise to my level.

You just take what you do to yourself,

You kinda know what you're doing.

You know that we are too smart for that.

You know this is why people say

You know what the worst part is?

You know who else was pushy?

You know, 'cause when I'm scared,

You know, celebrate this wonderful achievement?

You know, prison kinda changes you.

You know, teachers' salaries today and all, it's...

You know, they say you never forget your first.

You know, when she gives birth, but, um...

You know, yeah, I'll give her that,

You know? Please?

You ladies deserve.

You might as well take some of the extra characters

You need more of the arc.

You need to have a little bit of fun

You never take charge. I always have to push you.

You remembered I'm going to Africa?

You sneaky little bitch!

You think she wants to watch you and your friends

You think that going to Africa makes you tough,

You two want me to drive you

You understand that greatness takes sacrifice.

You wanna get pancakes?

You wanted to go to the best party.

You were incredible! You were so scary!

You were spending more time on, like, the hair

You were trying to save me from seeing Nick rub

You would have a couch to crash on.

You'd bully me into staying.

You're 20, right?

You're a bad friend!

You're a fucking bad friend...

You're a fucking coward, Amy!

You're amazing.

You're coming with me.

You're coming with me.

You're doing fantastic.

You're finally gonna make your move.

You're fresh from the water. You're a mermaid. You're here.

You're just gonna be scissoring a different girl.

You're just gonna give us the address

You're like Molly's little sidekick bitch.

You're right. Can we just call a Lyft?

You're selfish and mean!

You're serious, Jared? This is your party?

You're wild. Wait, wait, wait.

You've been out for two years, and you've never kissed a girl.

You've hit the level of perfection,

You've just come out of the water.

You've worked harder than everyone,

Your backstories are actually in the packets.

Your hole!

Your ugly what?

2 8 3 1. Well, tha tha that's my pin number.

5'4"?

7:20.

...because we're not staying. ...barren orthodontist.

...from the shop. Shh! I'm napping.

"...in his or her absence." I got it. Okay, so...

(all cheering) Seniors rule!

(all laugh) Yeah.

(both exclaiming) Hey, come here.

(both mumble) We made special names for all this stuff.

(bottle shatters) Okay! I'm calling security.

(car honking repeatedly) MOLLY: Hey!

(doorbell chiming) Oh, Jesus Christ.

(engine starts) ♪ Holy calamity ♪

(exhales) Her, her what?

(fireworks bursting) Jump.

(Gigi snarls) Madam Mayor,

(girls chuckle nervously) Oh, this town.

(girls chuckle) All right.

(girls chuckle) DOUG: You know,

(girls gasping) I feel like if I don't,

(girls screaming) AMY: Fuck!

(honking) Hey, you dumb son of a bitch!

(Hope chuckles) Whoa.

(laughing) Oh. Okay. There he goes.

(mace sprays) (both exclaiming)

(Molly chuckles) Um...

(muffled music playing) Prepare to get bashed!

(phone ringing) Uh...

(plate shatters) Oh, Jesus!

(rapid squelching continues) (Molly and Amy exclaiming)

(rapid squelching) AMY: No, fuck!

(retching) (gasps)

(shower running) Amy, just go.

(smacks lips) Amy? Don't do your lecture voice.

(snoring) (George vocalizing)

(stammers) Just call a Lyft. Fuck.

(students cheering) Whoo!

(techno music playing) (disc scratching)

(thud) (clattering)

(water splashing) Holy fuck!

(woman 1 moaning) WOMAN 2: That's fuckin' hot.

(yelping) Amy!

♪ It's not fair ♪ Woo hoo!

10 4. That's for the boy. (ululating)

A lady detective. Oh, really?

A little. Just a little nippy.

about each other. Oh!

Aim for my mouth! We have to go over

ALAN: He's dead! What the fuck?

All I'm saying... No.

AMY: Am I driving? Of course you're driving.

AMY: Bye, Molly. JARED: I'll see ya.

AMY: Come on! Come on. (Molly sighs)

AMY: Hmm? Who?

AMY: Mm... (sniffs)

AMY: Need this? No, that was my fault!

AMY: No! That's the one thing

AMY: No. MOLLY: No, no, no.

AMY: Oh, sorry. (Hope chuckles)

AMY: Okay. Lingling?

AMY: Really? Yeah.

AMY: That's pretty good. Oh, you know what's good?

AMY: Um... No.

AMY: Well... CHARMAINE: Oh, Lingling.

AMY: What? No! No! MOLLY: No, no!

AMY: Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Do you know what kind of possum, or...

Amy! The safety's not on!

Amy! Amy! Amy! (girl shushing)

and now I'm just... Be still, my heart.

Anyway, see y'all later. GIRLS: Okay.

Are you kidding? No, I'm...

Are you okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Are you okay? Um... Yeah, sorry, just...

At least take the heels off. I'm fucking spent.

because they broke a couple of rules. Picasso.

Big Ass party. Aunt Viv! Aunt Viv, I love...

BOTH: Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

BOY: Yeah! Woo! Are you...

but they're great cold. It's all right.

Bye, Molly. Why does he...

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Go make those tampons, girl.

Bye. I love you. Bye.

Celebrate the end... MOLLY: This is not

CHARMAINE: Yeah. That's olives.

Chicken spring roll? No, thank you.

Come in. (peppy jazz music playing)

Cool. No, no, no,

Did you know that? OFFICER: Is that right?

Didn't I, Jared? JARED: You did. She said it.

Do not go gently... Whoa, she's really good.

Does she talk dirty to you? Mm mm.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. It's not a thing.

Don't let college fuck it up. (all cheering)

Don't move. Okay.

DOUG: Yeah. I'm calling it

Doug... CHARMAINE: Do you know what?

Dude. No.

El presidente! And the protest lady.

Except Gigi. I'm a golden starfish!

Excuse me? Sorry, what, my friend?

Excuse me. (music stops)

For you, I... For me.

Gege, I just got it back... Okay.

Genius. Yeah.

GEORGE: Okay, excuse me. BOY: Whoa, Triple A!

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. (cheering and applauding)

get drunk and break things? THEO: Yeah, sorry, hold on.

Get the fuck out of my car! AMY: Oh, okay.

GIGI: Fuck! You all right?

Go back, actually. Yeah, scroll back?

Go, Crocketts! (mic feedback)

He seems to like it. I think we should go home.

He's dead! Who's dead?

Hey, Amy. It's her.

Hey, I have to stock up... Once a day.

Hey, you okay? (exhales)

Hey. Hey.

Hmm. AMY: But, uh...

HOPE: Are you okay? Yeah.

HOPE: Ew! Um...

HOPE: Oh, my god. Ugh.

Hope! HOPE: No.

How did you get here? And how are you dry?

I am a powerful woman." BOY: My boy!

I am so sorry. What the fuck?

I didn't mean it like... Uh, no.

I don't know what... I can't think about it.

I don't... A down flip.

I got you, I got you. THEO: Okay, chips!

I had the exact same thing. Really?

I have headphones. He's four feet away from us.

I have no breath. What?

I love that girl. Yeah.

I meant more like... I'm... I'm gonna go.

I missed you so much. MOLLY: Been one night.

I think I'm in love with you. Uh... I don't think you are.

I thought we weren't supposed to talk... Just tell me!

I was going through a thing. (whoops and laughs)

I will now be attempting... AMY: Wait, look.

I'll give you mine after. Oh, no, no,

I'll just share the contact. I can just...

I'm gonna share the contact. TRIPLE A: Wait, wait, wait.

I'm not gonna move. Right? Don't move.

I'm not gonna move. Yeah?

I'm really stressed about it. I'm...

I'm sorry for that, too. (chuckles)

I'm sure it's complicated. NICK: Oh.

in the institution. Uh huh.

is a book of quotes. (phone beeps)

It's always your plan, Moll. I can't believe you.

It's on pitch. Yeah, yeah. I support you.

It's shocking to me. (door opens)

It's so terrible. Yeah, it's a disgrace.

Jared, wrap... (air horn blaring)

JARED: No, please don't get on my car. GIGI: I'm fucking spent, Jared!

Jesus Christ! God! Gigi, what the fuck?

Miss... Fine. (ice cubes rattling)

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. TRIPLE A: Mm hmm.

Mm? Why don't you start us off?

MOLLY: No, wait. Amy! Amy! GIGI: Yes! Yes! Yeah!

MOLLY: No. Is that the party

MOLLY: Principal Brown? (groaning)

MOLLY: Yeah, my special friend. Mm hmm. yeah.

Molly! (grunts) There you go.

Move! AMY (gasps): Jeez!

My boy. That's my boy. I'm so proud of you. It's amazing.

my mind can't do. AMY: No!

My mistake. AMY: Oh, my god.

my mom will die, so... (gasps)

Neck deep in what direction? You tell me.

Nick. Just one second.

No Wait. What?

No, I don't think so. Dance party upstairs!

No, no, no. Gege. Gege! (Gigi screaming)

No, you're a fucking doll. What?

No! Yep.

No. (trills) I'm here.

No. Come on. Please?

No. He's fully flirting with me.

No. No.

No. Nope.

No. Please.

No. no! 'Cause I have so much to say...

No. No. No... (gasps) Oh, let me get in there.

No. Not acceptable. This is not okay.

Nobody asked for that. (Alan groans)

Nope. Doesn't work for me. Hmm.

Not bad. That's pretty good.

Not just the principal. Cool.

Not really. Yeah, not really, I can tell.

Not the nose. On the head.

Of course. Nick. You need more... Oh.

Oh, gotta get that bag. Yep. Gotta...

Oh, my god! (all cheering)

Oh, my god! JARED: Welcome to the club!

Oh, my god. No, it's okay.

Oh, my god. 9:43. What?

Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay.

Oh, no! Pretty cool, huh?

Oh, oh, oh! Hey! AMY: What? What? What?

Oh, oh! (upbeat music playing)

Oh, well... CHARMAINE: You gotta taste this.

Oh! Fuck! MOLLY: Fuck!

Oh. What'd you just say to her?

Okay, that was my bad. Nick?

Okay. MOLLY: Definitely.

Okay. MOLLY: Go, go, go!

Okay. Whoa!

Okay. Get her. Whew! Okay.

Okay. Mm hmm. Yeah?

Okay. Ready? Mm hmm.

On the neck. MOLLY: Make it stop.

or is this, like... (both stammer)

Pick up, pick up, pick up! Who are you calling?

Please get a change of clothes on. This night.

Please? It's for you. Oh.

PRINCIPAL BROWN: Okay. Okay. "...a proxy..."

Principal Brown? BROWN: Yes.

Really? MISS FINE: Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes.

Really? Yeah.

Right there. Right there.

Rosa Parks. Name another one.

RYAN: Come on, let's go. Okay.

RYAN: Come on, Tanner. All right, well...

RYAN: Dude. (softly) Amy.

RYAN: It's all good. Yeah. Here you go. here.

Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Where? Where?

SAMANTHA: Whoo! Are you kidding me, Samantha?

She's kidding. No. I'm not.

She's okay! Just bail.

so we will send you our Sunday Times. Yep.

So, I have to stock up. (Amy groans)

So? So, we messed up.

Special friend. Normal friend.

Stop! (laughing)

Stop! Do pandas roar?

Sure! Don't engage, don't engage.

Susan B. Anthony. God damn it!

Swan dive into the future! Grip escape move!

TANNER: That's very true. (laughs)

Tapped me. Okay.

Thank you, Miss Fine. Kill it.

Thank you. Of course, of course.

Thank you. Yeah, thanks.

That little elephant? AMY: No! Stop!

That wasn't my best. Come on. Jesus Christ.

That's great. MOLLY: Mm, my girl!

That's more than Harvard. OFFICER: Yeah.

That's not gonna help. TANNER: Oh, fuck!

the fuck out of here... Oh, my god!

The, the, the night before graduation? DOUG: Well...

THEO: Here. (Tanner groans)

There's a party to get to. AMY: Oh, sorry.

They'd kill me in Uganda. Why?

Think about that. What?

This is drugs. What?

to graduation? Yeah.

To Yale? TRIPLE A: Uh huh.

TRIPLE A: So bad. (toilet flushes)

True. PRINCIPAL BROWN: I hope

Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh, what? Look at my body.

Um, my eyes. Ow, ow! I'm physically unable...

Um... Uh uh uh.

Um... We can stop if you want.

Um... Oh... AMY: Um...

Wait, what? Why? MOLLY: She's... No.

Was he stabbed? That sounds very tragic,

we don't need characters... Hideous...

we have to go over. Come on, man!

We know. They need to know.

We understand, okay. Yes, yes, we do.

we were talking about... BOY: It's our last day.

Well, why does it have to be... Charmaine: Oh! (gasps)

Well... Every... I mean, look at...

What are you guys doing here? What is going on?

What did you say? Molly loves Nick.

What do we do? Don't move. Don't inhale.

What hole? Your corn hole!

What is this? MOLLY: No!

What you two have... We do. I'm sorry.

What? (chuckles nervously)

What? Let's go to Nick's party.

When did you decide that? When I applied.

When I lived in Barcelona. (Molly groans)

Where is it? Come into my office. Now.

where somebody ate a ghost pepper? Yes.

Where you going to school next year? I couldn't be less interested

Where? I don't know.

Who allowed you to be this beautiful? Who allowed you to take my breath away?

Who's "they"? We are not one dimensional.

Whoa, what the fuck? How did you get here?

Why is she here? Oh. Excuse me.

with her car. Oh, no.

Yeah, Molly hates Nick. Thank you.

Yeah, Stanford. Mm hmm. Stanford University.

Yeah, why not? Oh, great!

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. (Theo laughing)

Yeah. Ah, it really is. It is.

Yeah. Okay, you don't move.

Yeah. This is honestly, it's exhilarating.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Genius. Yeah.

Yes! Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You guys are serious? TRIPLE A: Mm hmm.

You have to go. Amy.

you know I'm gonna get it... It's the panda!

You never take charge. I take charge all the time!

You should call for one. I'm gonna go home.

You still wanna go to Nick's? You don't?

You were not part of this, so... Sit down, Theo.

You're gonna kick it off. Okay.

...15 pizza boxes.

...because you're gonna be on a flight

...is at his aunt's house.

'Cause I haven't seen her either since yesterday

'cause I'll be staying with a family, but I'm sure they'll be cool with it.

'cause I've seen it a lot.

'Cause the funny thing is, I actually have a weapon.

'Cause there has been an emergency.

'Cause this part's over...

'Cause we gotta get started. She kicks it off. Huh? Nobody?

'Cause you fuck a panda every night.

'Cause, we're, like, right by the freeway.

'cause, well, I don't believe

"...for the vote to take place..."

"And I'm ready to take the fists

"and if a senator isn't present for a vote..."

"diplo meatball."

"Fuck a panda." So fucking funny!

"I'm Molly Davidson."

"My heel..." Your heel in my what?

"Nothing more daunting or exciting

"of my femininity to the status quo.

"on the senate floor,

"Prepare to get consensually bashed," that'll say.

"Shakespeare in the Parking Lot."

"this sort of thing happens all the time

(Alan clears throat) Mark thy calendars

(all cheering)

(all laugh)

(all moaning)

(Amy grunts)

(Amy inaudible)

(Amy mumbles)

(Amy sighs)

(Amy sighs)

(angrily) Somebody give me the address.

(ball clatters)

(bell rings)

(both breathe deeply)

(both breathing deeply)

(both chuckle)

(both chuckle)

(both exclaiming)

(both groaning)

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

(both moan softly)

(both screaming)

(both speaking Chinese) Speak Chinese.

(both squealing)

(both whooping)

(boys laugh)

(breathes deeply)

(breathes shakily)

(breathily) Listen to me. We're gonna be fine.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(car approaching)

(car door opens)

(CD player clicking)

(cell phone buzzes)

(cheering)

(chuckles awkwardly)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles) No. I meant, like, come out

(chuckles) Okay.

(chuckles) That's...

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat) I came out in the tenth grade.

(clears throat) So sorry, excuse me.

(clears throat) Sorry, I'll just... What's up, Gege?

(clears throat) The SS Lit As Fuck!

(clicks tongue)

(club music playing)

(continues in Chinese) Criminally negligent homicide!

(cries) Oh, my mom has a scarf that color.

(crowd cheering)

(distorted) My last words!

(door closes)

(echoing) Worked harder.

(engine idling)

(engine revving)

(exclaims quizzically)

(exhales deeply)

(exhales heavily)

(exhales sharply) I knew you guys partied.

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhaling loudly)

(fast tempo music resumes)

(fireworks popping)

(funk music playing)

(gagging)

(gasping)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps) Oh, my god.

(gasps) You want?

(George vocalizing)

(giggles) Oh, my god. Of course.

(Gigi humming)

(growls) I'm so happy you guys are here.

(grunting) Not today!

(grunting) You need to throw up!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts) Cindy, I swear to fucking god.

(grunts) Gigi!

(Hail to the Chief playing as ringtone)

(hip hop music playing)

(Hope chuckles)

(horn blares)

(ice cubes rattle)

(in deep voice) Does not matter!

(in English) I'm not getting any of it.

(inaudible dialogue)

(inaudible shouting)

(inaudible)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(key clatters)

(laughing)

(laughs excitedly) Yes! Yes!

(laughs) "To her level."

(laughs) Holy shit.

(laughter)

(laughter)

(mic feedback squeals)

(mimics elevator whirring)

(Molly breathes deeply)

(Molly gasps)

(Molly groans)

(Molly snapping fingers)

(mouthing)

(mouths)

(muffled grunt)

(muffled music playing)

(mumbling)

(music fades out)

(music stops)

(Nick laughing)

(objects clattering)

(old jazz music playing)

(orchestral music playing)

(panting)

(Pat muttering softly)

(phone buzzes)

(phone ringing)

(piano playing classical music)

(police siren chirps)

(pop music playing)

(purrs)

(purrs) have a great summer.

(raucous cheering)

(ringing)

(ringtone continues playing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(scoffs)

(scoffs) Because some of us enjoy working with others.

(scoffs) No. She's not... No.

(shoe clatters)

(shouts) We know it's at his...

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) I mean, it's okay.

(sighs) Oh, god.

(singing) ♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪

(singing) ♪ Crockett... ♪

(slams door)

(sniffles)

(sniffs)

(soft hip hop music playing)

(speaking Spanish)

(stammers) Are you okay?

(stammers) Don't show me your pass code.

(stammers) How is that for you?

(stammers) I was going through a whole fucking thing.

(stammers) So, how is your summer going?

(stammers) Uh, do you have a phone charger?

(stammers) Um, well, if you ever end up in Botswana,

(stammers) Well, just this look.

(stammers) You don't drag me,

(stammers) You know, this job's a good way

(students cheering and applauding)

(students cheering)

(students exclaim)

(students exclaiming and whooping)

(Theo clears throat)

(Theo whooping)

(Theo yelling)

(tires screeching)

(tires screeching)

(tranquil music playing on speaker)

(trilling)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(video stops)

(water splashing)

(whispers) "Friends"?

(whispers) I once tried to masturbate

(whispers) Quick question.

(whooping)

(yells)

♪ 'Cause the toter of the toolie'll ♪

♪ 'Cause we aiming for the stars ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A double, double rum cola ♪

♪ A long, lonely time ♪

♪ All these hoes around here sitting on they ass shots ♪

♪ All you ever gonna be's another great fan of me ♪

♪ An older version like me, is she perverted like me? ♪

♪ And every time you speak her name ♪

♪ And I looked up in my mirror ♪

♪ And I said, "Who's that there? ♪

♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪

♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪

♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪

♪ And time ♪

♪ And time can do so much... ♪

♪ And you talking all that shit... ♪

♪ Are you alone boy? Come give me dome, boy... ♪

♪ Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy? ♪

♪ Baby duck if it quacks with a Luger ♪

♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪

♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪

♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪

♪ Bitch, I got a attitude ♪

♪ Brushed my hair, went downstairs ♪

♪ Burn towns and villages ♪

♪ Burning, looting, and pillaging ♪

♪ But if you buy my drinks I can act like I do ♪

♪ But to be honest, I'm getting concerned ♪

♪ But we're electric linked ♪

♪ But you wander through your thoughts ♪

♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪

♪ Crockett, Crockett, Crockett ♪

♪ Crockett, Crockett, hide it in your pocket ♪

♪ Damn my contemporaries ♪

♪ Does she know that you told me ♪

♪ Don't care who you are don't care what you do ♪

♪ Don't close your hands ♪

♪ Don't hold back, I want to break free ♪

♪ Don't look back, I want to break free ♪

♪ El P killin' it, Killer Mike killin' shit ♪

♪ Every drum, every single beat ♪

♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪

♪ Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest ♪

♪ Fuck outta here, yeah ♪

♪ Get running, start pumping your bunions, I'm coming ♪

♪ Give it to me now ♪

♪ Give up the funk ♪

♪ God is singing through your body ♪

♪ Goes by ♪

♪ Here in my arms ♪

♪ Hey, now you, drank up all my liquor, come on... ♪

♪ Hey, you wanna hear a good joke? ♪

♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly what a ****a came for ♪

♪ Heyyo here's a gun, son, now run, get it the gutterway ♪

♪ Hit my phone boy, is you home boy? ♪

♪ Hmm, but stay ♪

♪ How long am I supposed to wait? ♪

♪ Huh, you doin' shots from afar... ♪

♪ I came straight from the stage... ♪

♪ I don't care and they're aware ♪

♪ I don't wanna say I'm getting concerned ♪

♪ I don't wanna stress you out ♪

♪ I don't work for free I am barely giving a fuck away ♪

♪ I got money (Oo oo oooh) ♪

♪ I just pay them, I don't care ♪

♪ I just wanna tell you the truth ♪

♪ I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ I rob Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty ♪

♪ I started this job selling rocks and arrows... ♪

♪ I still remain that dick grabbin' slacker ♪

♪ I want to make this play ♪

♪ I want to make this play ♪

♪ I want you to know ♪

♪ I will punch a baby bear ♪

♪ I will walk into a court ♪

♪ I wish nothing but ♪

♪ I'm a bitch I cannot be bothered ♪

♪ I'm a fool for that shake in your thighs ♪

♪ I'm a fool for that sound in your sighs ♪

♪ I'm a fool for your belly ♪

♪ I'm a fool for your love ♪

♪ I'm a mensch, get correct ♪

♪ I'm feeling these songs... ♪

♪ I'm gonna take you to the hospital ♪

♪ I'm not here to ask about your mother ♪

♪ I'm the baddest in the building ♪

♪ I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow ♪

♪ I'm too legendary, it's so... ♪

♪ I've hungered for your touch ♪

♪ If we only got a moment ♪

♪ If you'll never see 'em coming ♪

♪ In his shit give me lip... ♪

♪ In it for the monetary growth... ♪

♪ In the next ten minutes ♪

♪ It's not fair ♪

♪ Lala lala lala la ♪

♪ Like a broken promise ♪

♪ Like the way I work it then I bend it over show 'em shots ♪

♪ Linus and Lucy ♪

♪ Look at me then look at these hoes ♪

♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪

♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪

♪ Look at this dough, look at this gold lookin' evil ♪

♪ Look at this dough. Look at this gold... ♪

♪ Matter over mind if we're being honest ♪

♪ Money, I got money ♪

♪ Money, I got money ♪

♪ More then all these fakes I bet these bitches know me ♪

♪ Motherfuckers try to tear us apart ♪

♪ Murder you friggin' Moolies ♪

♪ Murderers try to hurt us ♪

♪ My darling ♪

♪ My heart says to my ears ♪

♪ My revolution... ♪

♪ No caressing, no caressing ♪

♪ No caressing... ♪

♪ No ice with a straw, yeah ♪

♪ No ice, with a straw, yeah ♪

♪ No! ♪

♪ Nobody speak ♪

♪ Nobody speak ♪

♪ Nobody speak ♪

♪ Nobody speak ♪

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked ♪

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Nobody speak, nobody get choked ♪

♪ Not the cemetery or the penitentiary ♪

♪ Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate's done with ♪

♪ Now I see just why they stare ♪

♪ Now these bitches want to be me... ♪

♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪

♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪

♪ Of the cross I bear that you gave to me ♪

♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪

♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

♪ Oh baby baby baby babe ♪

♪ Oh baby baby baby please ♪

♪ Oh baby baby do you ♪

♪ Oh, I know you're faded ♪

♪ Oh, I know you're faded... ♪

♪ Oh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪

♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪

♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪

♪ Oh, ooh, no, love ♪

♪ Only facts, I will shoot a ♪

♪ Ow, we need the funk... ♪

♪ Ow, we want the funk ♪

♪ Picture this I'm a bag of dicks ♪

♪ Put coke in the doobie ♪

♪ Put me to your lips I am sick ♪

♪ Roll woolies to smoke with Snoopy ♪

♪ Say ♪

♪ Scream insanity ♪

♪ Shipped out, and bought and y'all feeling it ♪

♪ So slowly ♪

♪ So tell beggin' Johnny and Mommy to get the fuck away ♪

♪ So what I got a attitude? ♪

♪ Take my hand, take my everything ♪

♪ That I am happy for you ♪

♪ That spit a loogie ♪

♪ That you gave to me ♪

♪ The best for you both ♪

♪ The minute I know ♪

♪ The time we spent in came corrected... ♪

♪ Then I pop it then I shake it like an assquake ♪

♪ These bitches ain't fuckin' with me killer ♪

♪ These bitches ain't fuckin' with me killer... ♪

♪ They were born from your body ♪

♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪

♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪

♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪

♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪

♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪

♪ To deny me ♪

♪ Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is boxed ♪

♪ Valiant without villainy Viciously foul victory ♪

♪ We curse them and all their children ♪

♪ We know it, keep goin' ♪

♪ We will rock it ♪

♪ Welcome to the days of the broke and shallow... ♪

♪ What more can I say? We top billin' it ♪

♪ While erect, screaming "Yes... ♪

♪ Who's that there in that mirror?" ♪

♪ Whoa, my love ♪

♪ With a point and hollow ♪

♪ Would she go down on you in... ♪

♪ Y'all ****as got me hot ♪

♪ You tryna play coy like a Gameboy? ♪

♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪

♪ You, you, you oughta know, Alan ♪

♪ You'd hold me until you died? ♪

♪ You'll never have to hide ♪

♪ You're having a bad dream ♪

♪ Your function to Funyuns ♪

♪...little wench I'm unmentionably fresh ♪