Free Guy Edit

A cappuccino.

A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair

A level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.

A little Sunday Drive.

A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding.

A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver

A sequel.

A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?

About a self aware NPC is real?

About NPCs and how I play the game.

Activate death blow.

Actual AI. You know, alive.

Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.

Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.

Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.

AKA Millie Rusk.

All I need from you is to get me in there.

All I'm doing right now is opening the door.

All of this, levelling up so fast.

All over themselves if you say it.

All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.

All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.

All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!

All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.

All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.

All that shit makes your level go up.

All the characters have different skins. Of course they do.

All these people here are players. We live in the real world.

All these? This one? Right, this one?

All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.

All yours. Just put down the axe.

Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?

Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit

Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?

Also, he's, like, crazy hot.

Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four.

Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.

An NPC? That's impossible.

An obsession with feel good diva pop.

And a green tea boba.

And all pursuant spin offs?

And another thing.

And every morning,

And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.

And go.

And guess what? Keys is my boy.

And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further

And he was alive because he met the one pers

And he was alive because he met the one person

And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person.

And he's a dick?

And here he is, taking out Beefoven,

And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.

And his now no longer in the background a digital friend.

And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory

And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.

And I had to make it realistic, so

And I knew I was right. I was right!

And I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,

And I never found it again.

And I work at the bank.

And I'm what? I'm what?

And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that

And if you didn't use our code

And it could get me fired.

And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.

And kip up!

And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing.

And now he's lying about it

And now I'm one of the sunglass people.

And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,

And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor.

And of course he's not even real!

And of course it doesn't look the same.

And she had this very cute but oddly specific habit

And some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,

And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.

And that's yours.

And the Bombshell character in the game

And the evidence that I need is in the game.

And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.

And then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.

And then I remembered.

And then I saw you.

And then killed.

And then we're gonna ban you for life.

And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.

And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.

And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.

And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.

And we're all just players in the game?

And we're in some sort of gang together?

And where the hell is Dude?

And who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day?

And you can come and go, but, to me,

And you don't have to be scared.

And you know what? I don't want her to.

And you, you tried to steal it from me

And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.

And you...

And you're gonna hand it over.

And, for a second, I felt amazing.

And, honestly, it's got me realising,

And, Millie,

And, Millie, it works.

And, then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?

And, you, what is she still doing in the game, man?

Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight

Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible...

Antwan is a genius.

Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care

Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.

Antwan out!

Antwan out.

Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.

Antwan, come on, man.

Antwan, hey. You look great.

Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.

Antwan, is there something there?

Antwan, stop!

Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.

Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.

Antwan, you should see this.

Antwan, you told the fans

Antwan, you're talking about terminating

Antwan!

Antwan. What else?

Anything I want. Thanks to you.

Are trying to murder a very small child.

Are we talking about God? You've met God?

Are you Blue Shirt Guy?

Are you kidding me?

Are you looking for some sort of banter thing

Are you married?

Aren't you sick of being shot at?

At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.

Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?

Aw, shame will have that effect.

Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?

Be careful.

Beat it. Go, go, go.

Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.

Because looking at your lips move violates my NDA

Because she's got no proof and her ex partner works for me.

Because we're not the same.

Because you have got to meet him, Keys.

Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,

Big guns, bigger moustache.

Bigger! Badder! Radder!

Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted.

Blue Shirt Guy?

Blue shirt guy.

Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?

Blue shirt?

Boot everyone.

Boot Molotovgirl now.

Boot them out of the game, now!

British.

BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.

Buddy,

Buddy, I missed you!

Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!

But he forgot to scrub the reflections.

But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams".

But he's running around, levelling up crazy fast

But he's still stuck in Free City.

But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.

But I can't keep spending all my time with you.

But I love it!

But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'

But I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.

But I'm not really good with descriptive words.

But I'm not scared anymore.

But if you're not real,

But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.

But it's all here, check it out.

But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.

But Millie's got a real instinct for these things.

But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,

But some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.

But that means any players who die will be done for good.

But that shit ends today.

But that's kind of my speed.

But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.

But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.

But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.

But then, one day,

But way better.

But when I was in the back garden on that little swing

But yet his hands are so soft.

But you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.

But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

But you gotta wake up, please.

But you need to leave.

But you only exist here.

But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh?

But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

But, are you sick of living in the background?

But, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering.

But, right before he finished, he finally told my dad,

But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?

Buying Free City 2.

By being the freaking good guy.

By early Tuesday night.

Bye bye, Blue Shirt.

Bye, Guy.

Bye, Molotov.

Can I come with you?

Can I get a little

Can I pretend I'm a ghost?

Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?

Can you please just let me go?

Cancel every player account!

Cappuccino.

Catchphrase! Everybody's watching!

Catchphrase?

Catchphrase.

Cheers.

Clearly.

Coffee used to be my favourite food,

Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.

Come in.

Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.

Come on, Blue Shirt.

Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.

Come on, bring it in!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.

Come on, Guy! You know me.

Come on, man. Get up!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come here. Come here.

Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?

Come with me.

Coming soon... Free City 2!

Coming to get ya.

Cool, we're a team.

Cool.

Could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents

Crazy awesome!!!

Crosshairs.

Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.

Damn, girl, you're so feisty.

Deal?

Desperation, and a mountain of college debt.

Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.

Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?

Different how?

Diva pop. Yes, that's her.

Do you know the other security guards?

Do you like ice cream?

Do you see that?

Do you see them all now? Yeah?

Do you see this?

Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?

Does this look intimidating?

Doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?

Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.

Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.

Don't have a good day, have a great day!

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Don't have a good day...

Don't have a good day...

Don't have a good day...

Don't have a good day...

Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.

Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!

Don't say words to me!

Don't talk to Antwan.

Don't walk, run.

Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?

Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?

Door, door, door. I got it.

Drop in Dude now.

Easy. I know your security guard.

Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik

Enough.

Even now, after the wipe.

Every day. Always.

Everybody down on the ground!

Everybody down on the ground!

Everybody down on the ground!

Everybody down on the ground!

Everybody except you.

Everybody get down on the ground!

Everybody get down on the ground!

Everyone! Gather round!

Everything else.

Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.

Except it's not. It's Keys' game.

Except one thing.

Except they are there.

Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Expected you to just follow the rules...

Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?

Finally!

Finds himself in the crosshairs.

For a player to be a good guy.

For more of today's highlights

For starters, you can put your arms down.

For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.

For when you wake.

Forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.

Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.

Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.

Free City 2 is not an update...

Free City 2: Carnage.

Free. What you said. Yeah.

Friendly gesture!

From a renegade gunship stolen by

Front of warm, dry gunfire...

Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.

Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.

Get back to work!

Get down!

Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.

Get up, Guy, get up!

Get up, Guy.

Get up, Guy. Get up.

Get up!

Get up.

Giddy up!

Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Giving this whole world the finger.

Go back to your side, man.

Go be the good guy.

Go find it and get out.

Go get 'em, Guy!

Go without me!

Go, go, go!

God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?

Good fucking morning, Goldie.

Good Lord, rook.

Good morning, Goldie.

Good morning, Goldie.

Good morning, Goldie.

Good morning, Goldie.

Good morning, Goldie.

Good morning, sheeple!

Good thing I know better.

Good.

Got a tall, half caf, double foam oat milk,

Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!

Got it.

Got jokes, huh?

Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.

Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,

Great.

Growing up in my family, it was

Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.

Guy was, like, a one in a billion miracle. We can't replicate that.

Guy,

Guy,

Guy, can we talk?

Guy, I came to save you.

Guy, I need you to listen to me.

Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.

Guy, we need to talk.

Guy, what are we doin' here?

Guy, you don't do this, man.

Guy!

Guy!

Guy!

Guy! What about beers on the beach?

Guy! Where you goin'?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy.

Guy's behaviour is much more complex than it should be,

Guy's looking for a clip

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.

Harder laughter!

Hardly ever, Guy.

Has anyone seen my cat?

Has anyone seen my cat?

Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...

Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?

Have a good one, Guy.

Have a good one, Guy.

Have a good one, Guy.

Have a GREAT day!

Have a great day.

Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.

Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.

Having my arms up is just a real time saver.

He can call you by your real name.

He can never be the same.

He can't do that.

He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.

He is the first real artificial intelligence.

He knows where we're going.

He loves the bubble gum ice cream.

He made it.

He meets you in Free City, and once he sees you

He punches so hard.

He was just kidding!

He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive

He'd been waiting for his whole life.

He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you.

He's also a really cute guy.

He's barely written, but, sure, start the upload.

He's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.

He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.

He's dead! You hear me?

He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.

He's glorious.

He's got that place booby trapped with spawn points.

He's in the crosshairs and embattled.

He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.

He's just an NPC. Waste that mother

He's just resting.

He's like an icon. Is that the right word?

He's losing me money.

He's lying. He lied about using our code,

He's smart enough to be this diabolical.

He's so sleepy.

He's still stuck in this life, this loop.

He's very expressive with his body.

Hello, Hinata.

Hello, Officer.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Her name's Millie.

Her who?

Here goes.

Here we go. Y'all watching this?

Here you go.

Here's this week's highlights.

Hey, 40 year old virgin! Get over here!

Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.

Hey, Buddy...

Hey, guys.

Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.

Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?

Hey, Mouser, check this out.

Hey, my real name is Millie.

Hey, so where's the bank?

Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.

Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hi!

Hey.

Hi, Randy. Milton.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Higher level?

His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.

His name is Luigi.

His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.

His whole world's about to end.

Hit me. Ideas.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.

Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.

Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.

Hold the fudge.

Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?

Holy

Holy hell, what just happened?

Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!

Honey, honey. Shush.

How about you?

How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?

How are you pulling this off?

How can I move on?

How can you?

How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on.

How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?

How does the sunglass girl know your name?

How good is that?

How many an hour?

How'd you get in here?

How'd you get it?

Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!

Huh.

I always wondered what was in here.

I based it off of

I can bench press a sentence.

I can explain everything.

I can't believe I've never been here.

I can't die!

I can't even believe

I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.

I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects

I can't trace him.

I can't, okay?

I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.

I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.

I didn't have time to wrap it.

I didn't see that coming.

I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.

I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.

I don't care.

I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.

I don't even know what's happening right now!

I don't get it. What is this place?

I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.

I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know who this guy is, but he's out skilling all these players.

I don't know, but he's good.

I don't know, but I don't buy it.

I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?

I don't know, why do they?

I don't know. Keep walking.

I don't suppose this thing can fly.

I don't understand.

I don't want that.

I don't want you to stress

I feel brand new.

I felt pretty alive.

I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.

I found these glasses and then I can see things now.

I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high.

I got you a present.

I got, like, 5% of that.

I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.

I have naturally dewy skin.

I have no idea where these fools are running to.

I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.

I have to show you something.

I hope it has the proof you're looking for.

I just checked the server stats.

I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.

I just felt so

I just find the order of those threats very confusing.

I just miss my best friend.

I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?

I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?

I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.

I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.

I just wanna fully understand, here.

I know 'em all. Why?

I know how.

I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!

I know the woman I'm looking for.

I know what you want.

I know what you want.

I know you got the brains for it.

I know you have.

I know, I know.

I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

I know.

I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.

I levelled up.

I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.

I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.

I love banana cream sandwiches.

I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!

I love it!

I love it!

I love my life.

I love you, Millie.

I mean, he's just like you...

I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.

I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.

I mean, I'm an idiot,

I mean, I've seen the general area,

I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.

I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.

I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.

I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

I mean, um,

I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?

I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?

I mean, when you put it on there,

I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.

I might've found something.

I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.

I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...

I need to know where.

I really appreciate this, Keys.

I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?

I remember.

I rode a dude, too!

I said, stay down!

I said...

I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?

I should be thanking you?

I start my day with the most delicious coffee

I swear to God, if you touch that sock

I talked to her. I talked to her.

I talked to one of the sunglass people

I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?

I think he's lying about Free City 1.

I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.

I think it's going really well.

I think someone's at the door.

I thought the same thing.

I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.

I thought you liked Blue Shirt.

I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?

I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god mode on this beyotch.

I told you to smoke his ass.

I took a piggyback ride on a half dude and a half horse,

I took your advice.

I tried that, but I,

I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.

I turned off the accent filter.

I used to shoot all the secondary characters

I waited outside by the murder train,

I wanna dance to that song with my body.

I wanna kiss you so badly.

I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight.

I wanna write a song about it.

I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.

I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.

I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.

I was wondering when I'd see you again.

I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.

I work alone.

I worked on him myself. He's perfect.

I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.

I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher

I... Lose?

I'd like to try a cappuccino.

I'll give them right back.

I'll just, uh, grab you one.

I'll make it.

I'll make it.

I'll say.

I'll see you on the inside.

I'm a player.

I'm a victim! I'm a victim!

I'm about to end this fool.

I'm done playing your game, Antwan.

I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.

I'm gonna need your sunglasses.

I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.

I'm Guy.

I'm here with Guy.

I'm here.

I'm joking.

I'm just a love letter to you.

I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.

I'm just gonna put your gun down,

I'm just gonna...

I'm just saying, we could make an original game.

I'm just this idiot who's in the background?

I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.

I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.

I'm never gonna die!

I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed,

I'm not gonna tell you.

I'm not stuck in a loop any more.

I'm not.

I'm pretty good.

I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.

I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,

I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,

I'm so, so good at this.

I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.

I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?

I'm sorry! Oh, God!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. "So what?"

I'm terrified.

I'm the robber!

I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way.

I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.

I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.

I've been figuring some stuff out.

I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there,

I've been scared my whole damn life.

I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,

I've lived here in Free City my whole life.

I've looked, Keys. You know I have.

I've never given anyone any of my fingers.

I've never seen anything like this.

I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.

I've seen this place.

If I could just make it out past that water,

If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.

If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything!

If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally,

If we can find our original build in the game,

If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.

If we reboot the server

If you change your mind, I'll be around.

If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.

If you don't, we're gonna kill you.

If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.

If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,

Impressive.

In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,

In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.

In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.

In Free City, I have everything I need.

In love.

In pieces!

In the history of dumb deals, right?

In the one place no one can even get to.

In the whole, wide, whole world.

In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.

Including your digital boyfriend,

Inoperable!

Into a little bit of Thanos Snap?

IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.

Is quickly becoming the little indie that could.

Is that a swing set?

Is this the North Pole?

Isn't that what you said? You said that.

It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.

It is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.

It just seems like that's something new, you know?

It was essentially the building blocks of the character.

It was just constant.

It will never work.

It'll explain everything.

It'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.

It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.

It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.

It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.

It's a strictly observational experience

It's a video game. And that's all it is.

It's a whole new world over there.

It's all a lie!

It's all gonna disappear for good.

It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this.

It's always, sort of, been there.

It's amazing.

It's been the best day of my life.

It's bubble gum flavour.

It's crime o'cl

It's crime o'cl Mum!

It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.

It's deeply, deeply attractive to me.

It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"

It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.

It's just a glitch, man.

It's like a digital walkout.

It's like a waterfall made of letters.

It's like every NPC went on strike.

It's like Jesus washed my tongue

It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.

It's not like they're climbing on top of one another,

It's not like you used our code anyway, right?

It's okay. Come on.

It's on you now. Everybody's watching.

It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.

It's over.

It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world.

It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.

It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.

It's time I played mine.

It's true. It really sucks.

It's what I've been trying to tell you.

It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.

It's why you can never leave Free City.

It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition.

Jeez, that's good.

Jimmy?

Jump.

Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain,

Just forget about that for one second.

Just give me what's left of Free City.

Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.

Just look at the trace log I sent you.

Just lots of little snacks.

Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.

Just say my catchphrase.

Just take it off. What are you doing?

Keep pushing. There you go.

Keep talking.

Kentucky Fried Chicken Chicken, Part Two.

Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.

Keys, I need you to focus.

Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.

Keys, you're a goddamn genius.

Keys!

Keys! I need your help!

Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.

Last server.

Leave us.

Let go!

Let me build my own world from there.

Let's do this.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's have a great day.

Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?

Let's move on from the concept, okay?

Let's not have a good day,

Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?

Life form right now, okay?

Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.

Like, all the time, she would repeat.

Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?

Like, he reminds us of what's possible.

Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.

Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.

Listen carefully.

Listen up, Neutrogena.

Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.

Listen, dude.

Living in my house, there is no God!

Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.

Look, Guy

Look, Guy! Guy!

Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you.

Look, I don't have long.

Look, I don't know if anybody does it,

Look, I have to tell you something really important.

Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.

Look, I know it sucks.

Look, I know this world is just a game to you

Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.

Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you.

Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.

Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...

Looks like rain.

Looks likely.

Lose the skin!

Loser.

Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.

Love that song.

Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?

Make me see him. There he is.

Man, I love it here.

Matcha latte with cinnamon!

Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?

Maybe he can help?

Maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.

Maybe I could help you.

Maybe I do.

Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.

Maybe in the real world.

Maybe it's not meant to be.

Maybe not the worst thing.

Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.

Maybe not.

Maybe that is my programming talking, but, guess what,

Maybe we just stop the killing.

Me too.

Me.

Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

Meanwhile, the game Free Life

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Millie

Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?

Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.

Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.

Millie, I can't help you.

Millie, I care about you

Millie, I'm sorry for running away.

Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...

Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.

Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!

Millie, please.

Millie, put all that aside.

Millie, there are no other players in that house.

Millie, we have to celebrate!

Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.

Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?

Millie! It's me, open up!

Millie? Millie?

Millie.

Mine now.

Mixed with late afternoon stabbings...

Mm hmm.

Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.

Mmm!

Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.

Mmm.

Mmm. That's hot.

Mondays, am I right, Joe?

Money. This is Free City.

Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.

Much, much better.

Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!

Mum! Are you serious with the

Mum! Do not touch that sock!

My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.

My real name continues to be Guy.

My viewers will just banana cream sandwich

My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.

Neither are you.

Nice skin.

No missions here.

No thanks. I'm good right where I am.

No thumbs!

No way, no how.

No, and I need you to remember it.

No, he bought it and then he shelved it.

No, I can't say that. It's not

No, I do.

No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?

No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.

No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

No, it's really bad.

No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right?

No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.

No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.

No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.

No, no, no! No!

No, no, no.

No, no. Not doing that. I

No, the 4:00.

No, who are you really?

No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now?

No, you're not. You're not.

No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.

No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?

No. I remember everything.

No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.

No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.

Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.

Nobody knows.

Nobody try to be a hero.

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!

None per hour, Guy.

Nope!

Nope. But I know who does.

Not exactly.

Not really good with words in general.

Nothing matters more than numbers!

Nothing. You're funny.

Now get out of here. Go be nicer.

Now Keys finds us a bridge.

Now, from the beginning...

Now, I got a question.

Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.

Now, I've gotta ask.

Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.

Now, it might sound weird,

Now, where are those servers?

Now, you know me, I'm Guy.

NPC.

NPCs: Hi, Guy.

NPCs: What?

NPCs: Yeah!

Of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.

Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.

Of every bloody, bullet ridden corner of Free City.

Of gender roles, the patriarchy.

Off you go.

Officer Johnny!

Officer Johnny!

Officer Johnny!

Officer Johnny.

Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?

Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.

Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?

Oh, Free City? Ah. No.

Oh, God.

Oh, he found the button.

Oh, hey, uh

Oh, I know.

Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.

Oh, I wanna hear everything.

Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

Oh, I'm sorry, what?

Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, it's okay, Bud.

Oh, Joe!

Oh, Keys, uh

Oh, let me guess.

Oh, my God, if they see this

Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.

Oh, my God, that's it.

Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.

Oh, my God, you're amazing!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Guy!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What am I doing?

Oh, my Guy loves swings.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, shit, that's a death blow.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.

Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.

Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.

Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.

Oh, you are fired.

Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.

Oh, you never have.

Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?

Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?

Oh! Pretty bleak.

Oh! So close.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?

Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?

Oh...

Okay, bring it.

Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?

Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"

Okay, so,

Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen

Okay, that's not good.

Okay, this is too weird.

Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.

Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?

Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good day to you.

Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.

Okay. Just to be clear,

Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.

Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.

Okay. Okay. Fine.

Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.

Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?

Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!

One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere,

One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.

One of the biggest publishers in the world.

One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.

One small coffee over four hours girl.

Oof! Oh, shit!

Ooh! Ooh.

Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.

Ooh. Ow.

Or am I missing something?

Or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.

Or his wife.

Or is somebody outside pumping you up?

Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.

Or that nice lady.

Order up and drown your bloodlust

Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.

People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.

People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.

People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?

Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...

Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.

Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game

Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

Please escort this former employee off the premises.

Please try to remember. This is really important.

Please wake up from your standing coma.

Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?

Please, Guy, you're all I've got.

Please, I have a goldfish.

Please, just stay down!

Please.

Popping today and not in a good way.

Portal gun? That sounds expensive.

Pre order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.

Pretend with me.

Probably win your lawsuit, huh?

Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?

Props on the NPC outfit,

Punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.

Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.

Put these on.

Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.

Rabbit.

Rabbit. Okay? My fault.

Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.

Really hard to understand.

Really?

Reboot!

Right here,

Right here, I've got everything you care about.

Right here, right now, this moment is real.

Right there.

Right?

Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.

Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.

Right.

Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?

Run free, better me.

Run.

Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip

Scared me a little bit.

Screw it. Art nerds.

Security!

Security! Kick this punk out.

See a lot of gun violence in your world?

See what I mean? Hero.

See?

See? That's not even his car.

See? Was that so hard?

Seem happy.

Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.

Select your skin.

Seriously, man.

She exists.

She was the same as mine.

She's looking for your build.

She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.

She's wearing sunglasses.

Shit!

Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.

Showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.

Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?

Skins? Don't even worry about that.

So friendly!

So he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.

So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?

So I don't exactly feel like one.

So I had to base this girl off of someone,

So I say things like an idiot sometimes.

So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.

So many guys with guns.

So much money.

So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets

So the entire world is a game?

So we can make it better?

So we can't kick him out of the game.

So we're breaking and entering now?

So what do we do?

So when Free City 2 launches on Monday

So, I don't care if he's Arnold Frickin' Schwarzen Vader.

So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.

So, I'm fake?

So, if you took some time to learn his name,

So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.

So, to get a little personal,

So, what are you gonna do?

So, yeah.

So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.

So?

Some kinda paradise and shit.

Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.

Someone find me Keys!

Someone wrote that program.

Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man child.

Somewhere out there is the author.

Sorry, Guy.

Sorry.

Sorry. Are you closing?

Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?

Speaking of busy, we just doubled

Still Guy.

Still why?

Stop!

Stop! Where did you hear that?

Stuck.

Stupid mission?

Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!

Sunday should be warm and sunny

Sure.

Take care.

Take care.

Take it off, man.

Take that. Boom!

Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.

Terminate him. Reboot.

Than we thought was even possible.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for making this with such love.

Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!

Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. That was nice.

Thank you. That's sweet.

Thank you. You too.

Thanks to our code.

Thanks, Guy.

Thanks, Keys.

That actually hurt my hand.

That building, that's fake! This street...

That car

That feels unnatural.

That gives you 5 minutes.

That glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.

That is unexpectedly hot.

That makes me so happy.

That man is dead!

That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.

That split second between rising and falling,

That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.

That was dope.

That was so much better than ice cream.

That will never see the inside of a courtroom

That would have been, like, the worst thing ever.

That would mean I'd have to tell him.

That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.

That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,

That's a new one.

That's deep.

That's her.

That's it. Come on, quicker.

That's like I can taste you, deep.

That's my dream girl, Buddy.

That's not a word.

That's not true.

That's the girl.

That's touching.

That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.

That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.

That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.

That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.

The 2:30?

The amount of unique visitors we can handle.

The data's been erased, but it's in your head.

The end.

The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,

The first confirmed artificially intelligent

The first time I kiss a non toxic guy in, like, forever

The game wasn't even made for someone like this,

The guy was smoked by a non playable character.

The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.

The guy, put him up here.

The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'

The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.

The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,

The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends.

The three quarter high top, gorgeous foam soles.

The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

The way you move, it's almost dirty.

The woman of his dreams,

Then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non player guy.

Then how can our original build be in the game, right?

Then I followed you.

Then I saw you.

Then kill her in the game.

Then let me do it for you.

Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.

There are three things I love in life.

There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.

There is literally nothing lower.

There is no bank.

There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.

There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.

There is something inside you, Guy.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go. You got it. Yeah.

There's a world out there where we can be free.

There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts Blue Shirt Guy!

There's always a guy with a gun.

There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.

There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,

There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.

These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.

They called me that. What is an NPC?

They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.

They go on all sorts of missions.

They got cool hair, cool clothes.

They have a devil may care attitude and they run this town.

They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.

They stuck you in that bank and

They won't be usable in Free City 2.

They'll be gone forever. You need to listen.

They'll freak out.

They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.

Things can be different.

Things that Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.

Thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.

This is Free City.

This is me.

This is my favourite flavour in the whole world.

This isn't you.

This place, these people, that's all I have.

This will all be over soon.

This woman is exceptional.

Those are questions.

Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.

Time for Dude.

Time to give up? You wanna give up?

Time's up, bank teller!

Today is gonna be different, Goldie.

Too high! Too high!

Totally. Right?

Trolls exist?

Trolls?

True. The choice is totally yours.

Tune in to the Kill Cam

Turn around.

Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.

Ugh.

Uh huh. Captain Khakis.

Uh uh. No.

Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.

Uh, hey, Mills

Uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.

Uh, if you know how to, go for it.

Uh, no, Millie is the genius.

Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.

Uh, there's not a button for that.

Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.

Uh...

Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see,

Unless there is something out there.

Until it crushes your soul.

Until we do find out who you are,

Until, eventually, he is alive.

Up until recently,

Vacuum right now?

Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?

W I have an idea.

Wait a minute, are you

Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?

Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.

Wait, hold on one second.

Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.

Wait, so you did steal their code.

Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?

Wait! Wait!

Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?

Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?

Want some four wheels to the face?

Way, way better.

We all have our secrets, I guess.

We are in the middle of something.

We are tired of being stabbed!

We can be whatever we want.

We can't all be you, Guy.

We can't let them get across that bridge.

We did it, Mills.

We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.

We do now.

We don't have any defences.

We don't have anything.

We don't have police, military, no nothing.

We don't mess with the sunglasses people.

We had bubble gum ice cream.

We have 48 hours.

We have to fight together.

We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.

We need help.

We never dreamt this would've happened.

We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.

We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.

We should come up

We should definitely go!

We used to do the same walk together every day.

We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,

We're apex predators.

We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!

We're coming to get ya.

We're dark. Free City is offline.

We're doing great.

We're done with that.

We're golden.

We're gonna need a bridge.

We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.

We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.

We're not the same.

We're screwed.

We're still working on him.

We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.

We're too busy to gloat.

We've been over this.

Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.

Weird funny.

Weird or not, when people find out about this,

Welcome back.

Welcome to the conversation, genius.

Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.

Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.

Well, how do I get to a higher level?

Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.

Well, I may not be real, but, for a second there,

Well, it's sort of a secret.

Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.

Well, this was great.

Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.

Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?

What about a little Thanos Glove...

What about corpses, Millie?

What about Free City 2? Free City 3?

What about gun violence?

What about the profits that you got from our work?

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna give you? A sequel.

What am I looking at?

What are these? Trick glasses or something?

What are we doing here?

What are we lookin' at?

What are we supposed to do now?

What are you

What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

What are you trying to say, Guy?

What build, Antwan?

What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?

What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here

What have you got?

What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.

What if he has nothing to throw?

What if I could tell you that you could be more?

What if we can change it?

What is happening?

What is happening?

What is that?

What is that?

What is this shirt?

What is wrong with this...

What just happened is you almost blew my mission.

What matters more than numbers? Money?

What more could a guy want?

What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

What the hell was that?

What the hell?

What the shit?

What to do? What to do? Got it.

What would you do if you found out that you weren't real?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I don't want anything inside of me.

What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.

What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.

What? What'd you say?

What'd you say?

What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?

What's going on?

What's happening right now?

What's happening?

What's in it for Antwan?

What's inside of me is inside of you, too.

What's so special about this video clip anyway?

What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.

What's the other thing?

What's the point?

What's the thing that gets you up in the morning?

What's up, Keys?

Whatcha mean "so?"

Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.

Whatchu talking about, Willis?

Whatever a centaur is, I did it.

Whatever we want.

Whatever. Right? Yeah?

Whee!

When I was bored, you know?

When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.

When the sequel launches, this whole city,

When you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.

Where are all the NPCs?

Where are the servers to Free City 1?

Where are we going?

Where characters would grow and change and feel real...

Where computer generated characters interact and evolve.

Where did you get that skin?

Where the hell is everybody?

Where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy

Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.

Where we get to decide who we wanna be.

Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?

Which leads me to this.

Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?

Which will be mined and sprayed with high calibre fire

Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who is this guy?

Who is this guy?

Who looks like an NPC?

Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?

Who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone.

Who'd have thought that so many people

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoever it is, they're good.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are you doing all of this?

Why do people keep asking me that question?

Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?

Why not?

Why would anyone do that?

Why would I make another restaurant called,

With a tall glass of murderjuice.

With just a scattering of drive bys.

With my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.

With numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.

With that Molotov chick.

Word of advice?

Would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them?

Wow, this is harder than I thought.

Wow, you are a special kind of noob.

Wow, you just made that really creepy.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.

Wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment

Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!

Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, he's gone viral.

Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC

Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.

Yeah, I do know.

Yeah, I get you. Bro.

Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.

Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.

Yeah, it makes sense.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah, just one problem.

Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, not a dancer. No.

Yeah, shiny things everywhere.

Yeah, so you just boot the trash ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.

Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.

Yeah, there you go. Go get it.

Yeah, this one.

Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.

Yeah. And then I saw you.

Yeah. How did you

Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.

Yeah. So what?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?

Yes, I work at the bank.

Yes, there he is.

Yes, we do.

Yes, you're right, I did.

Yes!

Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.

Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.

Yes! Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Definitely.

Yes. There he is, the little do gooder.

Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

Yo, dumbass.

Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.

Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.

You act like it's not a shoe in your face.

You are dreamy.

You are so hot.

You broken or somethin'?

You brought him to life, Millie.

You brought him to life.

You brought him to life. You brought him to life.

You can have anything you want.

You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.

You can taste it?

You can't go past the water line. I tried.

You can't.

You can't.

You changed him, Millie.

You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.

You chose your side, little Padawan.

You come here! I'm coming to you!

You could be with, like, a good guy.

You could just reboot the server.

You could rob a store, carjack someone,

You could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.

You did it!

You didn't do shit.

You didn't!

You do not wanna hear about that.

You do that, Antwan is done.

You don't do this.

You don't mind this, do you?

You don't wanna hear this. No.

You done?

You get me, bro?

You get some coffee, then you come to work.

You get to that build.

You go, girl.

You got a video or a screen grab?

You gotta keep going.

You guys have always done what's expected of you.

You had to win, and that pressure, you know,

You have a beautiful home.

You have a great outfit.

You have beautiful grenades.

You have no idea how long I've waited for this.

You have something I want.

You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits,

You have to leave. I can't talk to you.

You heard about the asshole running around in the game

You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.

You know it. Mmm.

You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,

You know that moment,

You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal

You know this.

You know what they're not doing, guys?

You know what time it is?

You know what time it is?

You know what time it is?

You know what time it is?

You know what time it is?

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.

You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.

You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.

You know, I guess I felt trapped.

You know, in my life,

You know, that player in the NPC skin.

You know, this whole good guy routine,

You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.

You let an artificially intelligent

You literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.

You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

You mean the portal gun?

You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys? Today is the day.

You need to have a higher level than that.

You okay, little guy Guy?

You only think that because it's in your programming.

You really have to do that here? I'm saying my

You really like that game, huh? My 12 year old nephew's addicted.

You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.

You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.

You seem adjective.

You should be thanking me!

You should see it in here.

You show 'em we matter.

You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.

You wanna finish this out with me?

You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.

You want to kiss me badly?

You want to kiss me?

You were right. Our code, it is in Free City

You will be in therapy for the rest of your life!

You will if you make it across that bridge.

You work at Soonami, don't you?

You, all the people in it who aren't players,

You, you, you

You.

You.

You're a non player character.

You're absolutely right.

You're absolutely right.

You're gonna see.

You're good. Oh, anyway

You're just gonna destroy it.

You're my best friend, Buddy.

You're not.

You're not.

You're obviously fired, you know that.

You're real.

You're right.

You're so hot.

You're the guy who lies down and takes it!

You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit

You're welcome.

You're what we call an NPC.

You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.

Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.

Your life could be fuller.

Your taste in blue shirts and five octave musical superstars,

60. That's bad.

"what what" for my followers, Guy? What?

All right, you know what time it is? No.

Are we gonna hug? I'm coming for you!

Are you kidding me right now? Yeah.

Back off! I said, don't! Just real quick. Real quick.

Be strong. Okay, bye.

Breathe through it. There you go. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Buddy! No!

Buddy! Sorry.

Buddy! Buddy! No, no! Keep going!

but I get it. Yeah.

Bye now. That's so much more than one.

can you just stop saying it like that? And then you thought that would be

Cheers. Cheers.

Closer. There he is.

Code. Code, yeah.

Code. Code?

Come here. Come on, bud. Go, let's go.

Come on! Come on!

Doesn't make sense. What?

Everything. Ditch it. Take it off.

Experience, guns... Yeah.

Go. I'll be back.

God, those two were young and dumb. Jeez.

God! You're 22,

Great. Yeah. I know a joke.

Guy? My Guy? Guy.

Guy. Guy. Whatever.

Has this evolved into more than No.

Have you been? Yes.

He's not kidding. I'm not.

Her name's Millie. Who?

Here you go. Thank you.

Hey, guys. Hey, Guy.

Hold on. Is that That's a

Holy This is a good thing.

Holy shit! That's right!

Horrible! Yeah.

I am I'm so confused... Why is it so hot?

I am? Yeah.

I know. Except you don't know.

I love the bank. ...and do the same thing every day.

I work at the bank. Right. The bank.

I'll let it go. Yes.

I'm gonna go talk to her. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm sorry, what? You gotta kill me. Please kill me.

Is that a Glock in your pocket? No.

Is that a lightsabre? It is.

It screws up the mission load... Screws it up!

It's a replacement. Exactly.

It's crazy, actually. It is, yeah.

It's not a big deal. I know, I know.

Keys. The AI worked.

Let me ask you a question. Okay.

Let's take... Just watch.

Like a hero. Ooh. Easy, tiger.

Like every other day. I'll be back for those.

Like, 99 more. Bye now.

Millie, I'm Come on, Keys, he stole from us.

Millie! They're taking me out.

Mmm hmm? Mmm.

Mmm hmm. No.

Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. Oh, my God. My God!

No way. Here. Yeah.

No way. No. It's strictly platonic. No, no, no. We're friends.

No, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

No, not gonna happen. Nope.

No, this can't be happening. What are you talking about?

No, you're not. I'm coming for you. Yes, I am!

No! No?

No! No. I know.

No. Uh huh. Yes, you do.

No. You've got an inside track.

Non... A background person.

Oh, man. Wow.

Oh. Coffee?

Oh. That's mine.

Oh. That looked like it hurt. Yeah, a little bit.

Okay, fine. I'll forget it. Fine. Good.

Okay? Guy.

Okay? Makes no sense, homie. Mmm hmm. No sense.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Bye. Okay.

On it. You can't do that.

On three. One, two, three One, two, three

One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? Yeah.

One who has been Your Guy?

Piper. Who is Blue Shirt Guy?

Please. Okay.

Pre sales are down 16%. 60.

Put 'em on. No.

Put that down. Uh huh.

Really? Really.

Really? You're gonna do that? Really.

Run over? We done with that.

Screw it. What? Oh!

She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. That's cruel. You're cruel.

She's not kidding. I'm not.

Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? Bye, Mr. Buttons.

So then I had my codes Oh,

Solution. Antwan.

Somebody's about to get shot. Light him up!

Taken hostage? No more.

Thank you. No, that's not a compliment.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks for the assist. You got it.

That he's actual AI. AI?

That's me. Hey.

That's my gun. Quiet time.

That's tough. No. No.

The cripple says to the homosexual Whoa. Stop, stop.

The girl. Oh, my God.

The one with the sunglasses? The sunglasses, yes!

The whole thing. The face, the outfit. How?

They really are. Terrible.

They're touching. Yeah.

This is bullshit. Who is this guy?

This is it? This is the game clip? Yeah, that's it.

This is kind of funeral... Doesn't matter.

This is too weird. I thought the same thing, too.

This is what we've been working for! No, I let him kiss me!

Uh huh. Yeah?

Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. Whoa.

video game character kiss you? Oh, okay,

We'll take two of the usual, please. You got it, Guy.

We're like best friends. Friendship.

Well, I... Somebody's about to get shot.

What? It's two Glocks.

What? Seriously.

What? What?

What? You see a lot of those?

What? You were right.

What? What is it? Oh!

Who is this? I don't know.

Why? And we're gonna keep killing you.

with a catchphrase, okay? All right.

Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. Sense of humour.

Yeah? ...worked.

Yeah. I love you.

Yeah. Wait, who? Millie.

You are so much more than that. I don't wanna be more than that.

You can't hack the NPC avatars. No, sir!

You do? I mean,

You got it. Guy?

You know that! I gotta try.

You know what time it is? You know what time it is?

You know, get stuff. Yeah.

You said it, Guy. Yeah.

You taught me how to play it. Boop boop.

You were right. Oh, come on in.

You're being rotten right now. Rotten. I'm being real.

...a goddamn difference in the world.

...and it makes the game look bad.

...and surprisingly curious.

...another look at that leaderboard.

...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.

...have a great day, I guess.

...have a great day.

...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.

...is not a player.

...it's fake!

...um, you could do so much better than that guy.

'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.

'Cause Keys and I made something great.

'Cause maybe we could meet up later.

'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan.

'cause you think we're friends now

'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.

"Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."

"has been turning heads by being the good guy."

"He's good enough."

"This colourful character in the video game Free City

"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.