Some Like It Hot Edit

A country club for retired bootleggers. I'm puttin' you up for membership.

A herring?

A man in my position has a responsibility to the stockholders.

A merger? How long will you be gone?

A sax player and a bass?

About the roadhouse?

According to our tax adviser, she's only so so.

After all, we don't wanna hurt Osgood's feelings.

After all, you work here and l work here. It's nice to have you with the organisation.

Ahoy, there.

Ahoy.

All aboard.

All aboard.

All lovey dovey and whisperin' and borrowin' each other's lipstick.

All right, boys, let's blow out of here. We'll take care of those guys later.

All right, boys. Now all together.

All right, Charlie.

All right, come on outta there.

All right, driver. Once around the park, slowly.

All right, drop 'em, you guys.

All right, everybody. Hands up.

All right, everybody. This is a raid.

All right, girls. From the top again.

All right, girls. Here are your room assignments.

All right, girls. Let's take it from the top. And put a little heat under it.

All right, girls. Who does this belong to?

All right, go ahead and starve. What do l care? Freeze.

All right, if you insist.

All right, Spats.

All right, what's goin' on around here?

All right, you're clean.

All that's left is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste all squeezed out.

All the girls drink. But I'm the one that gets caught. Story of my life.

All the way to Urbana for a one night stand?

All they have to do is play eight bars of ''Come To Me, My Melancholy Baby''

All those little people who have invested their life savings.

And a sax.

And always the same 400.

And another nice thing about this yacht lots of closet space.

And Cora Jackson?

And don't mess up the cake. l promised to bring back a piece to my kids.

And have him buy me 50,000 shares of Venezuelan oil.

And here you are, making a chump out of all those experts.

And I'm gonna keep an eye on you.

And just to show you what l think of you, Spats,

And keep your eyes on the road.

And l get goose pimply all over, and l come to 'em.

And l intend to keep it that way.

And l keep gettin' those alimony cheques every month.

And l wiped the steam off your glasses.

And lettin' them two witnesses get away. That sure was careless.

And tell her I've got a new batch of Rudy Vallee records.

And that phoney accent? Nobody talks like that.

And that's the bridge. So that you can get from one side of the boat to the other.

And there was goodies all around.

And they all just want one thing from a girl.

And they found her strangled with her own brassiere.

And were trying to find our way out.

And when l woke up, l wanted to swim right back to you.

And when they undress us, I'll die of shame.

And while you're at it, fill it up.

And why would a guy wanna marry a guy?

And you gotta be girls.

And you're makin' like Diamond Jim Brady.

And, if l say so myself, you made the right choice.

And, Mary Lou, do up your kimono when you ring for room service.

Answer the tele...phone.

Are my seams straight?

Are we in Florida?

Are you crazy? The place is crawlin' with mobsters.

Are you crazy? We're up the creek and you wanna hock the paddle.

Are you decent?

Are you the replacement for the bass and sax?

Aren't you a sweetheart.

As a matter of fact, I'm not coming back at all.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

As a matter of fact, l spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

As long as he has a yacht, a private railroad car and his own toothpaste.

As soon as we get a job, I'll take you to the swellest restaurant in town.

As soon as we're in Florida we'll blow this whole setup.

At a time like this? They wanna blast our heads off, and you wanna shave.

At Moe's Deli no more knockwurst on credit.

At the Seminole Ritz in Miami. Transportation and expenses all paid.

At the University of lllinois they're havin' a St Valentine's dance.

At two in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad.

Because we're pals. The two musketeers.

Because when people find out who l am,

Before that you had a pint in your ukelele...

Besides, it's none of our business if you guys wanna bump each other off.

Bessie let her hair grow and is playing with Stokowski.

Better bring a check in case the joint is raided.

Bienstock, l oughta fire you.

Bienstock!

Bienstock!

Big joke.

Big joke.

Big joke. What's the rap this time?

Bon voyage.

Boy, would l love to borrow a cup of that Sugar.

Boys, know anyzhing about any garage or witnesses?

Brains aren't everyzhing.

Bull fiddle.

But ain't l had the pleasure of meetin' you two broads before?

But certain men would try to take advantage of a situation like this.

But could l take another crack at it?

But don't worry about it, Sugar. We'll see a lot of each other.

But how long can we keep this up?

But I've got this thing about girls.

But it was too late.

But it's such a waste. A full moon, an empty yacht.

But l don't care. lt was such a bore.

But l say he's a man who'll go far.

But l say, you can't keep a good man down.

But l say: to err is human, to forgive divine.

But tell her not to worry. This'll be a quiet little midnight snack, just the two of us.

But that's the way the oil gushes.

But this time we'll make sure there are no witnesses.

But when you're on it, it's like a cruiser or a destroyer.

But you have. You've given me all that inside information.

But you're a girl thank goodness. That's why l joined this band.

But... you're not a girl. You're a guy.

Buttermilk.

By the way, did you get my flowers?

Bye, Sig. l wonder if I've got room for another ulcer.

Can't make an omelette without breakin' an egg.

Candlelight, mint sauce and cranberries.

Certainly not.

Charleston, Savannah, Jacksonville and Miami.

Cheerio.

Clothes hang better on you than they do on me.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on, boys.

Come on, Daphne.

Come on, girls, break it up.

Come on, kids. It's two o'clock.

Come on, now. Speak up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. On your feet.

Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?

Could be. You play the market?

Daddy's is in Venezuela. The company is laying a new pipeline.

Daphne can't talk right now. ls it urgent?

Daphne got a proposal tonight.

Daphne,

Daphne, you're bothering us.

Daphne?

Daphne? It's that naughty boy again.

Daphne.

Daphne.

Daphne. Cut it out. What do you think you're doing?

Daphne. Daphne, where are you?

Daphne. l had no idea you were such a big girl.

Did he get fresh?

Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?

Do come. lt'll be such fun.

Do you mind riding backwards? lt may take a little longer.

Do you use a bow, or do you just pluck it?

Doesn't matter.

Dolores, do you still have that vermouth?

Dolores, you sleep tight, you hear?

Don't call us. We'll call you.

Don't crowd me.

Don't fight it.

Don't give me the musketeers. How am l gonna keep him ashore?

Don't move.

Don't say that.

Don't worry about those two. They're as good as dead.

Don't worry, Spats. One of these days we're gonna dig up those two guys.

Drexel 9044.

Easy, now.

Elope? But there are laws, conventions.

Embalming people with coffee. 86 proof.

Especially tenor sax.

Ever hear of Deluxe Cleaners on Wabash Avenue?

Ever since then,

Extra. Extra. Seven slaughtered in North Side garage.

Face the wall.

Fat chance. Call him back and say I'm not goin'.

Fear of bloody aftermath. Extra. Extra.

First my glasses disappear, then one of my suitcases.

Florida Limited leaving on track one for Washington,

Follow me, please.

For he's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For instance, there's a certain party from Chicago,

For me?

Forget it. One false move and we're off the train.

Four,

Four, five, six, seven...

From satchel mouth at table seven.

From who? Toothpick Charlie maybe?

Galloping Ghost. He's 1 5 1 and it's his kind of a track. He's a real mudder.

Gee, l wish I'd been there.

Get a load of that rhyzhm section.

Get it while you're young. Fix your lips if you wanna look nice for Osgood.

Get out.

Get those two guys.

Girls, you'll wake up the neighbours downstairs.

Give me five minutes, then hit 'em with everything you got.

Give me that.

Gladys!

Gladys. Are ya there?

Go get some paper cups.

Go on. Tell me all about him.

Good evening, sir.

Good night, Gloria.

Good night, honey.

Good night, Sugar.

Good school. Your family doesn't object to your career?

Good. Then you won't be needing your car.

Goodbye, Charlie.

Goodbye, my darling.

Got a special tutor to read me books that were banned in Boston.

Got it. Supper, yacht, after the show. I'll tell her.

Grab a boat to South America and hide out in a banana republic.

Grab her.

Greased Lightning.

Happens to me all the time.

Have l got things to tell you.

Have you ever been with a male band?

Have you ever tried American girls?

Having an ulcer is like having a burglar alarm go off inside you.

He even got Charlie's last toothpick from the garage. Had it gold plated.

He said he'd come to hear us play maybe.

He wanted me to wear 'em tonight.

He wants to go to the Riviera, but l kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.

He wants to have supper with me on his yacht.

He's a real gentleman. You know. Not one of these grabbers.

He's not only got a yacht. He's got a bicycle.

He's picking me up at the pier.

He's the first nice guy I've met in my life. The only one that ever gave me anyzhing.

He's waiting for a signal from his yacht.

Hello, Charlie. Long time no see.

Hello, copper. What brings you to Florida?

Hello, my dearest darling. It's good to hear your voice.

Hello?

Hello. Let me talk to Bessie Malone.

Hello. Mr Morris? This is Poliakoff in Chicago.

Hello. Mr Poliakoff?

Help. Please. Help. Help.

Her father was the vice president of Hupmobile.

Here l am, doll.

Here we are, packed and ready to leave for Miami, and what happens?

Here we go.

Here, there and... around, and...

Here. I'll carry the instruments.

Here's the cocktail shaker.

Hey, Bienstock. You know, there's something funny about those new girls.

Hey, Dolores, will you see if there's any flowers outside?

Hey, l want another cup of coffee.

Hey, let's rub some ice on her neck.

Hey, Rosella, there's a party in upper 7.

Hey, Sheboygan. What was your last job? Playing square dances?

Hey, Sugar, it's for you. From the yacht.

Hey, there's a party in upper 7.

Hey, these are real diamonds.

Hey, you want some? It's bourbon.

Hey. Have you got any maraschino cherries on you?

Hey. Join us.

Hey. Join us.

Hey. That's no dame.

Hi, Jerry. Everyzhing under control?

Hi.

Hi. I'm the bass fiddle. Just call me Daphne.

Hi. Which of you dolls is Daphne?

Hired the most beautiful French upstairs maids.

His empty stomach has gone to his head.

His mother. We need her approval. But I'm not worried because l don't smoke.

His yacht?

Hiya, Spats.

Honest.

Honestly.

Honey? Hey, she called me ''honey''.

Hot diggety dog.

How about it? Has Poliakoff got anyzhing for us? We're desperate.

How about Rosemary Schultz?

How about that ''toodle oo''.

How about that one over there?

How about that talent, huh?

How are we gonna get outta here? How are we gonna eat?

How are we gonna retire him?

How can l? No matter where l go, there'll always be a Shell station on every corner.

How can you be so selfish? We owe rent. We owe $89 to Moe's Delicatessen.

How can you think about food at a time like this?

How did those holes get there?

How did you get that bracelet?

How do they keep their balance in these things?

How do you do?

How many boys are stuck on me?

How much do l owe the Milk Fund so far?

I wanna speak to Mr Morris.

I'd be out in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele.

I'd better blow. lf Colombo sees me, it's goodbye, Charlie.

I'd have remembered anybody as attractive as you.

I'll bet while we were talking, you made $100,000?

I'll bring this back when it's empty.

I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats striped.

I'll meet you on the pier again right after the show.

I'll say.

I'll say. l had two ponies drowned under me.

I'll take a rain check.

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a...

I'm a federal agent. You're all under arrest.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl...

I'm a liar and a phoney. A saxophone player.

I'm a what?

I'm a...

I'm afraid not. l can't make it tonight.

I'm Cinderella the Second.

I'm Daphne.

I'm going to see him again tonight and every night.

I'm going.

I'm gonna be on the boat with Sugar.

I'm gonna press the suit myself. Telephone.

I'm lookin' around for somebody to fill my shoes.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not crowding you, am l?

I'm not even pretty.

I'm not gonna let this one get away. He's so cute. He collects shells.

I'm not quite sure.

I'm not very bright, l guess.

I'm only with them cos I'm running away.

I'm Osgood Fielding the Third.

I'm sick of being the flag. l wanna be a bull again.

I'm Sugar Cane.

I'm terribly sorry. l seem to have hiccups.

I'm terribly sorry. You're not hurt, are you?

I'm thin, but I'm wiry.

I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

I'm workin' the night shift and l got a bottle of gin stashed away.

I've always been fascinated by show business.

I've been considerin' several candidates.

I've checked with the coastguard. There's gonna be a full moon tonight.

I've got very low resistance.

I've had it. ln Kansas you smuggled liquor in a shampoo bottle.

I've never been completely alone with a man in the middle of the night,

I've seen you pull some low tricks on women.

In memory of seven of our members from Chicago, North Side Chapter,

Is this a private clambake?

Isn't he a bit of terrific?

Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?

Isn't she a bit of terrific? Let's see Poliakoff.

Isn't she a sweetheart?

Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?

It's $12. We can get one of the overcoats out of hock.

It's 100 miles. It's snowin' outside. How do we get there?

It's a '25 Hupmobile, green, coupe... sir.

It's a member of the herring family.

It's all right for a bachelor.

It's amazing we never ran into each other before.

It's an opera, you ignoramus.

It's been ten years since l elected myself president of this organisation,

It's carrying that bull fiddle around.

It's exquisite. Like a floating mansion.

It's freezing outside.

It's just regulation size. We have three. Mother keeps hers in Southampton.

It's like smoking without inhaling.

It's like taking someone to a concert when he's tone deaf.

It's no use. We're not gonna get away with it, Joe.

It's not far enough. Those guys know us. Every hood in Chicago will be after us.

It's not how long it takes. It's who's taking you.

It's not my fault. l didn't invite 'em.

It's not that. It's just that I'm harmless.

It's not the icebergs.

It's nothing.

It's OK. l was scared it was Sweet Sue.

It's on account of these shells. That's my hobby.

It's on the level this time.

It's private. Please, go away.

It's Shell Oil.

It's sort of funny, you being out of gas. l mean, Shell Oil and everyzhing.

It's Sweet Sue.

It's the same thing all over again.

It's the thought that counts.

Jerry, listen to me.

Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will you?

Jerry, you're outta your mind. You can't get away with this.

Joe, if we get outta this hotel alive, we'll sell this bracelet, take the money,

Joe, this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire.

Joe, three weeks in Florida. We could borrow clothes from the chorus girls.

Joe. Come back here.

Joe. Don't look at me like that. lt was all a joke. l didn't mean any harm.

Josephine and Daphne are in 41 3.

Josephine and Geraldine... Come on.

Josephine, just imagine. Me, Sugar Kowalczyk from Sandusky, Ohio,

Josephine?

Josephine.

Josephine.

Josephine. Yoo hoo.

Junior gave it to me. He's gone to South America to marry another girl.

Junior, time for your nap.

Just a filling. Doesn't have to be gold.

Just a little trick l picked up in the elevator.

Just keep telling yourself you're a boy.

Just the three of you on that great big boat. You, him and Rudy Vallee.

Just the two of you? What about the crew?

Knock it off, will ya?

L almost caught up with them today.

L always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

L am.

L bake him a great big pizza pie.

L beg your pardon, miss.

L beg your pardon?

L bet there isn't one under 75.

L brought some cheese and crackers.

L buy me a brand new negligee,

L called Mama. She was so happy, she cried.

L can never have children.

L can tell you one thing. It's not gonna happen to me again ever.

L can think of a million things.

L can't go on, Joe. I'm weak from hunger, l got a fever, l got a hole in my shoe...

L can't imagine where she'd be.

L can't wait to see her face. Will she be surprised.

L cut myself while shaving.

L didn't do anyzhing. lt just happened.

L do, too.

L don't care.

L don't expect it to last. I'll tell him the truth when the time comes.

L don't have much of a voice, but this isn't much of a band, either.

L don't have one either.

L don't know about the captain but the navigator's gettin' his tail outta here.

L don't know.

L don't mean to be forward,

L don't want her to know we're in cahoots.

L don't want you to think I'm a drinker. l can stop if l want to, only l don't want to.

L feel like such a tramp, taking jewellery from a man under false pretences.

L figured if we eat nothing but bananas, we could live there for 50 years.

L forgive you.

L forgot to give you a receipt.

L gave her three transfusions. We had the same type blood type O.

L got a funny sensation in my toes.

L guess he's not gonna show up. It's five minutes to one.

L guess some like it hot. l personally prefer classical music.

L have a feeling she'll show up any minute.

L have a terrible past. For three years I've been living with a saxophone player.

L have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month.

L have this thing about saxophone players.

L have. l spent six months in Vienna with Professor Freud, flat on my back.

L haven't had white orchids since l was a debutante.

L haven't seen you at our services before.

L heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr.

L heard you opera lovers were meetin'.

L hope my mother never finds out.

L hope so.

L hope this time you wind up with the sweet end of the lollipop.

L just got a cable from Dad. The board of directors have decided on a merger.

L just got this motorboat. It's an an experimental model.

L just thought I'd go home and have some cold pizza.

L just thought that us girls should stick together.

L kept a lookout for icebergs, l sorted your shells and mixed your cocktails,

L knew you would. l only wish there was something l could do for you.

L know why you wanna stay. You're after Sugar.

L know. Every time.

L like coffee, l like tea.

L may not be Dr Freud or a Mayo brother or one of those French upstairs girls,

L may throw up.

L mean your shoulders and your arms.

L mean, I'll see.

L mean, normally the aft is on the other side of the stern.

L mean, when l think about you and your poor ukulele...

L must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up.

L never did like the name Geraldine.

L never knew it could be like this.

L never slept better. l had the most wonderful dream.

L only come ashore twice a day when the tide goes out.

L play the ukulele, and l sing, too.

L quite agree.

L recognised him, too. His picture was in Vanity Fair.

L seem to be out of gas.

L smoke. l smoke all the time.

L tell ya, it's a whole different sex.

L tell you, Joe, they're onto us.

L tell you, l will never find another man who's so good to me.

L think he's going to propose.

L think I'm gonna be sick.

L think the light switch is over there.

L think they got me.

L think you're on the right track.

L think... Ow. You dropped it.

L thought l heard voices. l had to talk to somebody. l don't feel like going to sleep.

L thought l made it clear that l don't want any drinking in this outfit.

L took a step toward her.

L took off my glasses. She took off her glasses.

L understand you're looking for a couple of girl musicians.

L used to sell kisses for the Milk Fund.

L used to sing with male bands, but l can't afford it any more.

L wan' another cuppa coffee.

L want another cup of coffee.

L want another cup of coffee.

L wanted them to fly orchids from our greenhouse, but Long lsland is fogged in.

L wanted to thank you for covering up for me. You're a real pal.

L wanted you to know how grateful l am for what you did for me.

L was in love once, but I'd rather not talk about it.

L was still on the yacht and the anchor broke loose.

L wish l were dead.

L wish l were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am l a boy.

L wonder how much Sam the bookie will give us for our overcoats.

L worked with six in the last two years. Oh, brother.

L wouldn't say that. Careless, maybe.

Last l heard, she was playin' with the Salvation Army.

Lce. What's keeping the ice? The natives are getting restless.

Let us now observe one minute of silence

Let's get outta here.

Let's go there, blindfold the orchestra and tango till dawn.

Let's go.

Let's hope they brought their grandsons along.

Let's look at the record. ln the last fiscal year,

Let's make it an even million.

Let's talk this over. Why couldn't we do it?

Let's throw another log on the fire.

Lf Bienstock catches you again...

Lf I'd been watching my step, l never would have met him.

Lf it wasn't for you, they'd have kicked me off the train.

Lf l ever found a girl that could, I'd marry her just like that.

Lf l promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner?

Lf l wasn't such a coward, I'd kill myself.

Lf l were you, I'd take that bracelet and throw it back in his face.

Lf my mother could only see me now.

Lf there's ever anyzhing l can do for you...

Lf there's one thing l admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.

Lf they catch me once more, they'll kick me out of the band.

Lf they catch us, there'll be blood all over. Type O. Come on.

Lf we could only find somebody for you.

Lf we get outta the hotel alive.

Lf you gave me a chance, we could be living like kings.

Lf you need an orchestra to play at your wedding,

Lf you wanna pick up a little money tonight,

Lf you want a ringside table, just say you're a pallbearer.

Like l was tellin' you fellas.

Like someone was barbecuing them over a slow flame.

Likewise, I'm sure.

Listen to me: no butter, no pastry. We're on a diet.

Little Bonaparte and Toothpick Charlie will be singin' in the same choir again.

Little Bonaparte don't want no hardware around.

Little Bonaparte's gettin' soft. Hasn't got it here any more.

Lmported a troupe of Balinese dancers

Ln here.

Ln the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Look at that. Look how she moves.

Look at the palm trees, flying fish...

Look, Gladys, it's three weeks in Florida.

Look, if you're interested in whether l am married or not...

Look, it's terribly sweet of you to want to help out, but it's no use.

Look, stupid, he's 10 1 . Tomorrow we'll have 20 overcoats.

Look. The two broads from the elevator.

Look. We get room and board. We're getting paid every week. Look.

Look...

Looks like Poliakoff sent a couple of real ladies.

Ls that so?

Lt ain't loaded.

Lt certainly is delightful having young blood around here.

Lt has all my resort clothes.

Lt is below zero. We'll get pneumonia.

Lt is so draughty.

Lt just so happens the president of the Venezuelan oil syndicate has a daughter...

Lt looked so small from the beach.

Lt seems like they're on the wrong track.

Lt seems to be stuck in reverse.

Lt sleeps 1 2. This is my friend Daphne. She's a Vassar girl.

Lt was delightful meeting you both.

Lt was impacted. His jaw was swoll out.

Lt was my freshman year at Princeton.

Lt was suicidally beautiful.

Lt was?

Lt'll break his heart when he finds out l can't marry him.

Lt'll break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire.

Lyin' in the sun, palm trees, flyin' fish...

Mail her a postcard. Those gorillas may be here any minute.

Mama is keeping score.

Manhattans? At this time of night?

Maraschino cherries?

Max the waiter knows the electrician that wires the rabbit.

Maybe I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep.

Maybe if we had some music. How do you dim these lights?

Maybe those dames ain't dames.

Maybe you could come to the hotel and hear us play.

Maybe you'd better go after him if you don't want to lose him.

Me and those two witnesses you have been lookin' for all over Chicago.

Me and Tiny had them cornered, but we lost them in the shuffle.

Me, too. Bye bye.

Me? I'm just a customer.

Me? I'm the manager, not the night watchman.

Men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless.

Meshugeneh. Played 1 1 2 hours at a marathon dance.

Mice?

Mineral baths. Now, really.

Mint sauce or cranberries?

Mommy!

Most of the time, l slap it.

Mr Bienstock, could l have my flask?

Musicians.

Must be the way the weight is distributed. Now come on.

My birthday?

My car? Why, you...

My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till l get the recipe.

My dad's more interested in railroads. Baltimore and Ohio.

My friend Josephine, gonna be a bridesmaid.

My glasses. Where are my glasses?

My golf clubs. Putter, niblick, No.3 iron.

My last time around with a male band.

My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. Sort of a contortionist.

My mother's a piano teacher. My father was a conductor.

My name is Josephine, and this was your idea in the first place.

My name is Josephine.

My name is Josephine. Sax.

Neither can l. Let's go tell her right now.

Nellie baby, what are you doin' tonight?

Nellie, baby, if it's about Saturday night, l can explain.

Nellie, get me long distance.

Never mind leaving your door open. l got a passkey.

Never mind.

Next. What's in here?

No fair guessing.

No guy is worth it.

No lights. We don't want them to know.

No more food. I'll have ants in the morning.

No pastry, no butter and no Sugar.

No tricks, no mirrors, nothing up my sleeve.

No, just dumb. lf l had any brains, l wouldn't be with this crummy girls' band.

No, l didn't sleep too well, darling. To tell the truth, l never closed an eye.

No, my cocktail steward.

No, Spats. Please, no.

No, we couldn't.

No, your bass. lf we hock that and my sax...

No!

No. Funerals.

No. It's nice and cosy.

No. l wanna play.

No. Tomorrow we go to the dog track and bet it all on Greased Lightning.

Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

Nobody's perfect.

None of that, Sugar.

Not always.

Not even air.

Not that way. We don't wanna run into Spats and his chums.

Not the coleslaw in the face and the squeezed out tube of toothpaste.

Not there. That's the emergency brake.

Not tomorrow either. l have to leave.

Now and then Mother Nature throws somebody a dirty curve.

Now you tore the other one.

Now you've done it.

Now, about our date for tonight...

Now, fellow delegates,

Now, let me see. Where do you suppose the steward set it up?

Now, some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats.

Numb, no feelings, like my heart was shot full of Novocain.

Of course not. As a matter of fact, it was just the other way around.

Of course you're not.

Of course, he's still got a lot to learn.

Of course, like in every business, we had our little misunderstandings.

Of course. How silly of me.

Of course. l understand. At least, l think l do.

Of what?

Oh, and... get rid of your roommate.

Oh, come on, Spats. We know you own the joint. Mozarella's just frontin' for you.

Oh, fascinating.

Oh, l tell you, my dear, this is the only way to travel.

Oh, no. I'm not gonna get caught in a miniature sand trap with that guy.

Oh, no. Not tonight, Josephine.

Oh, no. We're just a couple of musicians.

Oh, that. Just a little going away present.

Oh, that's cold.

Oh, we'll think of somethin' cute.

Oh, well, we won't tell anybody. Not even Josephine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you can do better than that. Give him the teeth, the whole personality.

Oh, you know. The old shell game?

Oh, you wanna see my driver's licence?

Oh. Are these your bags?

Oh. That kind of merger.

Oh. The feeling's mutual.

OK, boss.

OK, button my spats.

OK, everybody go to bed. Good night, girls.

OK, let's go. Aces bet.

OK, Spats. Report to the sergeant at arms.

OK.

Olga and Mary Lou are in 41 2.

On a millionaire's yacht.

On the level?

On Thursdays they always serve me in the small salon.

One, two, three,

One.

Only we ain't payin' no taxes.

Ooh, honey.

Ooh, look out. Here comes a big one.

Oops.

Oops. There.

Or was it Bryn Mawr?

Osgood proposed to me. We're planning a June wedding.

Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood, l can't get married in your mother's dress.

Over.

Pardon me, miss.

Personally, I'm type O.

Please stop that. Stop that.

Please, Jerry. That's no way to talk.

Please, miss...

Possible straight, possible nothing, and a pair of eights.

Pushover for who? What...

Put it here.

Put on the lights. l can't see what I'm doing.

Quick, gimme a nickel.

Quite a while.

Real diamonds.

Register over there.

Relax.

Remember, he's your date for tonight, so smile.

Remember? You had this bad tooth.

Reminding all you daddies out there that every girl in my band is a virtuoso.

Right?

Right.

Room 41 3. We'll be in touch.

Room 414? This is the ship to shore operator.

Rosella and Emily in 41 5...

Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands.

Run along, Daphne dear. I'll catch up with you later.

Safety first. Anyzhing to get away from those bums.

Sam the bookie? Nothin' doin'. You're not puttin' my overcoat on a dog.

Same faces, same instruments.

Saxophone, bass. Am l glad to see you girls. You saved our lives.

Say, boss. I've been talking with the other delegates.

Say, do you know the one about the girl tuba player

Say, Joe. Tonight's the night, isn't it?

Say... Don't l know you two from somewhere?

Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee...

Scotch. Make it a demitasse, with soda on the side.

Security.

See you at the banquet, Spats.

See you on the bandstand, girls.

See? Nothing.

See? She'll rub it on me, I'll rub it on her, we'll rub it on each other. Bye bye.

She and l, we are not built the same way.

She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.

She doesn't approve of girls who smoke.

She squealed on her roommate

She thinks I'm out on my yacht, deep sea fishing.

She took a step toward me.

She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.

She wore glasses, too.

She's so eager.

Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, glasses and a yacht.

Shells? Whatever for?

Ship to shore?

Ship to shore? All right, I'll take it.

Show the gentleman into the chapel. Pew number three.

Slashed her wrists when Valentino died.

Smart move.

So inhale.

So the one legged jockey said: ''Don't worry about me, baby. l ride side saddle.''

So the one legged jockey said...

So we baked you a little cake.

So we're a little early. What's a few months between friends?

So when George White's Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida.

Some people say he's gone too far.

Some people would say that's real sloppy.

Something goes wrong inside.

Something tells me she's gonna come through that door in a brand new outfit.

Something tells me the omelette is about to hit the fan.

Something unexpected came up. I'm sailing right away.

Sorry, but that's reserved for members of the immediate family.

South America?

South Side Chapter.

Spats Colombo is looking for us in every male band in the country.

Spats Colombo. Delegate from Chicago. South Side Chapter.

Spending it on other dames and betting on horses.

Spills, thrills, laughs and games.

Steady, boy. Just keep tellin' yourself you're a girl.

Stop kidding. You vulcanised Toothpick Charlie, and we know it.

Sugar, a little advice. lf l were a girl, and l am, I'd watch my step.

Sugar, come on. Let's play ball.

Sugar, do yourself a favour. Go back to the millionaires.

Sugar, if you feel you're coming down with something, my dear,

Sugar, you got the key? I'm locked out and I'm makin' a puddle in the hall.

Sugar, you're gonna get into a lot of trouble.

Sugar!

Sugar!

Sugar?

Sugar.

Sugar. ls Sugar in here?

Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.

Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks.

Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn.

Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes.

Supposin' l gotta go... like for a drink of water or something.

Sure. Pack your things. At the next station... Your flask?

Sweet Sue and her Society Syncopators.

Sweet Sue and her Society Syncopators.

Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz?

Talk about elegant. You should see the yacht.

Talk about sad.

Tell her I'd like her to have supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.

Tell him you get seasick. Play miniature golf with him.

Tell him you're gonna elope with him.

Tell me, who runs up that flag?

Terribly sorry.

Thank you, fellow opera lovers.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks just the same.

Thanks.

That bass fiddle, she sure knows how to throw a party.

That depends on whether you're coming or going.

That is unexpected.

That solves one problem. Now we don't have to worry about who to pay first.

That summer we were at the Grand Canyon.

That wasn't very good for public relations.

That'll put hair on your chest.

That's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think.

That's all been taken care of. I'm giving them shore leave.

That's good thinking. Daphne's a pushover for him.

That's it for tonight. This is Sweet Sue saying good night,

That's just like Jell O on springs.

That's one of 'em.

That's ridiculous.

That's right, pour it on. Talk me out of it.

That's right, Sugar. Now the rest of you. Out.

That's strange. l sent 'em to your room.

That's the radio.

That's three quarters of a century. Makes a girl think.

That's us. And I'm Daphne.

That's very interesting.

That's what I'm running away from.

That's what you'll have to do dig 'em up.

That's when l was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire.

That's why we named the oil company after it.

That's wonderful.

The best thing in the world is a shot of whiskey.

The big noise he made on St Valentine's Day,

The boys told me you was gonna have a birthday.

The bull fiddle's dressed warmer than l am.

The Chinese laundry is suing us. We owe money to every girl in the line.

The coastguard will call if any icebergs appear.

The cops will find two dead dames and take us to the morgue

The day after the shoot you sent in spats with blood on 'em.

The fog finally lifted over Long lsland and they flew them down this morning.

The moment anyzhing turns up, I'll give you a tinkle.

The navigator just came in. We're ready to cast off.

The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you,

The Old Caledonia went down during a wild party off Cape Hatteras.

The sax runs off with a Bible salesman and the bass gets pregnant.

The sweet end of the lollipop,

The William Morris Agency in New York.

The word is, Little Bonaparte is real sore over what happened to Toothpick Charlie.

Then it's the police, the papers and the Mob in Chicago.

Then one morning you wake up, the guy's gone, the sax's gone.

Then there were the Mayo brothers, injections, hypnosis, mineral baths.

Then we get a quick annulment, he makes a nice settlement on me

Then you'll be in all evening?

There are laws, conventions. It's just not been done.

There are two things l will not put up with during working hours: liquor and men.

There comes a time in the life of every business executive

There must be some girl someplace that could...

There they are. More millionaires than you can shake a stick at.

There was somethin' in that cake that didn't agree with 'em.

There was this girl. Her name was Nellie.

There'll be no buzzin' around tonight.

There's a convention, all right. There's also the ladies' morgue.

There's a dance tonight.

There's a roadhouse down the coast...

These are my lawyers. All Harvard men.

These came for you.

They all go south for the winter, like birds.

They can't be too far away.

They do indeed. Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent.

They don't care. You're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag to a bull.

They get those weak eyes from reading.

They have a Cuban band that's the berries.

They hire a shyster lawyer and sue me for three quarters of a million dollars.

They must be worth their weight in gold. Are you always this generous?

They must catch cold all the time.

They must have some sort of built in motor or something.

They need a couple of girls on sax and bass.

They run up a red and white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails.

They should have been delivered by now.

They shrink when they're marinated.

They slipped through our hands.

They told me l was kaput, finished, all washed up.

They went to a conservatory.

They were out of potato salad, so l brought coleslaw.

They wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago, so we'll finish the job here. Come on.

They're gonna line us up against the wall and...

Third floor.

This beach ain't big enough for the both of us.

This is Joe... sephine.

This is our manager, Mr Bienstock. And I'm Sweet Sue.

This is without doubt the trickiest, lowest, meanest...

This may even turn out to be a surprise party.

This way, Daphne.

Those idiot broads.

Those long, tiny little columns in The Wall Street Journal.

Those?

Thought I'd come in case anybody decided to sing.

Three,

Three, please.

Time to change for dinner.

Tomorrow I'm gonna call my broker

Tomorrow, remind me to send a cheque for $100,000 to the Milk Fund.

Too bad, Charlie. You woulda had three eights.

Too smart to drink your own stuff, huh?

Toothpick Charlie? Never heard of him.

Two,

Up.

Up. Up.

Us? We was with you at Rigoletto's.

Used to be like a rock.

Very interesting.

Wait a minute. Haven't you got a pew not so close to the band?

Wait for Sugar!

Wanna bet?

Was that anyzhing?

Watch out, Daphne.

Watch that corkscrew.

We are appearing at the hotel.

We call ourselves Josephine and Geraldine.

We came to pick up a car. Nellie Weinmeyer's car.

We can't borrow from the girls they're on the way to jail.

We can't walk out on her without a goodbye.

We coulda had three weeks in Florida, all expenses paid.

We don't care where you find them. Just get them on that train by 8 o'clock.

We drifted for days and days.

We get second hand wigs, a little padding.

We got a yacht, a bracelet, you've got Osgood, I've got Sugar. We'll be cookin'.

We got time off for good behaviour.

We gotta get out of town. We could grow beards.

We have been playing with the wrong bands.

We made $1 1 2 million before taxes.

We might as well do the same if we don't find two dames by tonight.

We spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

We thought you was all broken up about Toothpick Charlie.

We were on the highest ledge watching the sunset,

We will get out of town, but we're gonna shave.

We wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago.

We wouldn't be caught dead with men.

We'd cuddle up under the covers and pretend we were lost in a dark cave

We'd never live to testify against Spats Colombo.

We'll be through here in a couple of weeks.

We'll have cold pheasant with champagne.

We'll take it.

We'll try.

We're all set. Whens the kickoff?

We're anchored. The ship's in shipshape shape.

We're just doing this for a lark.

We're watchin' the train station, roads and airport. They can't get away.

We've got bourbon. We can make Manhattans.

Well, anchors aweigh, and have a bon voyage.

Well, Daphne has a beau, l have a beau...

Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater.

Well, down the hatch, as we say at sea.

Well, happy days.

Well, he's young and he's handsome. He's a bachelor.

Well, I'll be.... He does have a bicycle.

Well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it.

Well, it is to me. Will you give her a message?

Well, it just so happens he is looking for a bass.

Well, it's all rather complicated. What we call high finance.

Well, it's more like a mental block.

Well, l think I'd better be going.

Well, pull in your reel, Mr Fielding. You're barking up the wrong fish.

Well, why'd you take this job?

Well, you've got a lot of nerve.

Well?

Well. Spats Colombo, if l ever saw one.

Well...

Well...

Whaddaya mean, who is it? It's Poliakoff. l got a job for ya.

What a heel he was.

What a heel. l spend $4 to get my hair marcelled,

What a waste of money.

What about my engagement present?

What are ya? Comedians? Get out.

What are you givin' me with flyin' fish?

What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.

What are you tryin' to do to that girl, puttin' on a millionaire act?

What are you...?

What did he say?

What did you expect? A one legged jockey?

What do you mean, maybe? l saw the way he looked at you. He'll be there for sure.

What do you think, Josephine? What does your crystal ball say?

What do you want from me? My head on a plate?

What else is there for me?

What happened here?

What happened to my bracelet?

What happened?

What is it?

What is she like?

What kind of a band is it?

What kind of a girl do you think l am, Mr Fielding?

What now?

What, young lady? What are you staring at?

What?

What's going on here?

What's she doing in Philadelphia?

What's that you said?

What's the beef? We're sittin' pretty.

What's the matter with those dames?

What's the matter with you, anyway?

What's this?

What's what?

When he starts thinkin' about retirement.

When I'm with a girl, it does absolutely nothing to me.

When l was a kid, Joe, l dreamed l was locked up overnight in a pastry shop.

When l was a little girl, on cold nights like this, I'd crawl into bed with my sister.

When suddenly we got this impulse to kiss.

When we worked in the gypsy tearoom, we wore gold earrings.

When you booked us with the Hawaiian band, we wore grass skirts.

Where did you girls play before?

Where did you learn to kiss like that?

Where did you pick up that cheap trick?

Where is the wake? I'm one of the pallbearers.

Where to?

Where were you at 3pm on St Valentine's Day?

Where's that bourbon?

Where's your shell collection?

Which is the port and which is the starboard?

Which nobody can deny.

Which nobody can deny.

Which nobody can deny.

Which nobody can deny.

Which one is it? The big one?

Who are unable to be with us tonight on account of bein' rubbed out.

Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife?

Who was stranded on an island with a one legged jockey?

Who, me?

Who?

Whoops.

Why do l let you talk me into these things? Why?

Why not?

Why not? He keeps marryin' girls all the time.

Why, it ain't for another four months.

Why?

Will you girls go away and form your own party?

With all the world unrest, nobody should have a yacht that sleeps more than 1 2.

With money like Rockefeller and shoulders like Johnny Weissmuller.

With those bells on their ankles and long fingernails.

Would you mind moving a little? You're blocking my view.

Would you mind rejoining the living? Goose it up a little.

Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

Would you try it again?

Yeah, sure, Joe.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good old Nellie. l could wring her neck.

Yeah. Real hot.

Yes, Joe.

Yes, Mr Fielding.

Yes, Mr Mozarella. This way, sir.

Yes, of course. Where could they have put it?

Yes, Sue?

Yes, they're here. White orchids.

Yes, this is 41 3.

Yes.

Yes. All the money in the world, and what good is it?

Yes. Eight hours later they brought her up by mule.

Yes. Just a little bourbon. Must have slipped through.

Yes. We have to be very careful whom we pick for a roommate. Hm?

Yes...

You and who else?

You betcha.

You can both go take a flyin' jump.

You don't get off that easy.

You don't have two girl musicians available, do you?

You don't know what they're like. You fall for 'em.

You don't say.

You don't say.

You don't want me, Sugar.

You girls seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials?

You got it made. Fielding wants to have cold pheasant with you on his yacht.

You haven't got a bathing suit.

You heard her yes.

You heard Josephine. Girls. Everybody out.

You heard your mother, Junior. Scram!

You know like a husband. That's why I'm glad we're going to Florida.

You know Osgood? ln the elevator?

You know, l play tenor sax.

You know, those orchids from my greenhouse?

You know. Skeet shooting, dog breeding, water polo.

You may have seen it in newspapers or magazines.

You mean you let 'em get away twice?

You mean, like, frigid?

You might say we had a passion for shells.

You must be quite a girl.

You own a yacht?

You poor thing. You're trembling all over.

You poor, poor boy.

You promised me that the minute we hit Florida we'd beat it.

You pull yourself together, you go on to the next job, the next saxophone player.

You recommended my mortuary to your friends.

You see what l mean? Not very bright.

You see, l have a theory about men who wear glasses.

You see, on Thursdays I'm sort of lost around here.

You see, we have these oil interests in Venezuela.

You should see a doctor a good doctor.

You should've seen me before l went on a diet.

You slapped my face?

You stay here as long as you like.

You sure dress nice, boss.

You think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin.

You too, Spats.

You too, Toothpick.

You tore 'em again.

You usually walk out and leave 'em with a kick in the teeth.

You wanna blow your first week's pay on your teeth?

You wanna make a federal case of it?

You watch your ulcers, I'll watch those two.

You were the captain and l was the crew.

You will not talk me into...

You'd better keep a lookout.

You'd better tell the other girls to watch their language.

You'll forget him, Sugar.

You'll pick her up after the show in your motorboat. Goodbye.

You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself.

You're dynamite.

You're gonna be on the boat with that dirty old man?

You're gonna call the police?

You're gonna get hurt. When I'm aroused, I'm a tiger.

You're gonna meet a millionaire a young one.

You're gonna spoil my surprise.

You're in berths 7 and 7A.

You're not giving yourself a chance.

You're not goin' nowhere.

You're not?

You're not.

You're right. Tomorrow we'll pay everyone something on account.

You're so flat chested.

You're very kind. I'll bet you're also gentle and helpless.

You've had your fun. The party's over. Everybody go home.

Your face is familiar.

Your hands clean?

Zowie!

Zowie!

Zowie!

1 3 girls in a berth is bad luck. 1 2 of you will have to get out.

7 and 7A.

414... That's the same room number l had in Cincinnati,

''Zowie.'' I'll give her the message. What message? What motorboat?

A saxophone player? What else? Was l ever crazy about him.

About what? The future.

All right, so what do we do now? First we gotta get out of these clothes.

All right, Spats, get your hands up. What's the idea?

And also Sugar. Sugar?

And blond. We could dye our hair.

And bring your yacht. Come on, Daphne.

And that one, too. OK, doll.

And where were you? Where were you?

Another bridesmaid? Flower girl.

Anyway, you're gonna meet him tonight. l am?

Anyzhing this time? I'm afraid not.

Anyzhing today? Nothing.

Anyzhing today? Nothing.

Anyzhing today? Oh, it's you.

Anyzhing wrong? No, no. Not a thing.

Are you all right? I'm fine.

Are you staying at the hotel? Not at all.

As soon as he gets up his nerve. That's some nerve.

Been waiting long? It's not how long you wait.

Believe it or not, Josephine predicted it. Yes. This is one for Ripley.

Black Bottom Bessie? Schpielt zich mit der Philharmonic.

Bring the cocktail shaker. Oh, Sugar.

But l might spill some. So spill it.

But Mama broke it up. Why?

Bye bye, Mr Fielding. Bye bye?

Bye bye. Listen, doll.

Champagne? l don't mind if l do.

Come on in. The water's fine. Have a Manhattan.

Come on, Jerry. Wait a minute.

Coming out parties. lnauguration balls.

Did we forget anyzhing? Yeah. The shaving stuff.

Did you have a nice time? Nice?

Did you hear that? But they're not watching yachts.

Dirty old man. What happened?

Do you suppose he forgot? You know how those millionaires are.

Do you suppose she went shopping? Shopping. That's it.

Do you think he's too old for me? Jerry, you can't be serious.

Dolores and Sugar in 414. Me and Sugar?

Don't get burned, Daphne. Oh, I've got suntan lotion.

Don't you bulge? Bulge? Me?

Done what? You tore off one of my chests.

Down, Daphne. See the shape of that liquor cabinet?

Drop what? We came for a car.

Especially when I'm blue. We understand.

Fight it. Well, suppose l lose.

Funny? ln what way? l don't know, but l can feel it right here.

Get lost, will you? That's the way l like 'em big and sassy.

Give me room 414. What are you doin'?

Going up. Hold it.

Gonna catch yourself a rich bird? l don't care how rich he is.

Good luck. Thanks.

Good night, Daphne. Good night, Josephine.

Good night. Good morning.

Goodbye, Charlie. No, Spats, no.

Harmless? How? l don't know how to put it,

Have a good time, girls? The most wonderful thing happened.

Have you tried? Have l. I'm trying all the time.

Haven't l seen you somewhere before? Not very likely.

Haven't you ever noticed it? Yeah, now that you mention.

He's busy. You'll have to wait, boys. All right, we'll wait.

Here we are. Are you two from the Poliakoff Agency?

Here's a cracker. No crackers in bed.

Here's the vermouth. This is a private party. Please go away.

Here's your Valentine's card. The two musicians from the garage.

Hey, honey, what's up? Party in upper 7.

Hey, Olga, how's your back? Trumpet.

Him and Charlie was choirboys together. Stop or I'll bust out cryin'.

Hold on. OK.

Hortense, dear, good night. Good night, Daphne.

How about a couple of drinks for us? Sure.

How about that guy?! Hands off. l saw him first.

How about you, Josephine? l think I'll soak in a hot tub.

How can we? We're broke. We can find another band. A male band.

How? There's a dog running in the third.

How'd it go, girls? I oughta wring your neck.

How's the bottle? Half full.

How's the stock market? Up, up, up.

I wish we had ice. Easy on the vermouth.

I'd better go before l catch something. Not that sick.

I'd like to, but that would be difficult. Why?

I'll be back later. Oh, no. You wait.

I'll find something. Like what?

I'll get cheese and crackers. I'll get a shaker, you get a corkscrew.

I'll make it up to you. You're makin' it up pretty good so far.

I'll say. No, tonight we get paid.

I'll throw up. Then let's go dancing.

I'm a boy. That's the boy.

I'm a girl. You're a girl.

I'm a man. Well,

I'm Mr Mozarella. What can l do for you? I've come to the old lady's funeral.

I'm not doing anything. Really?

I'm not stupid. l know there's a problem. I'll say there is.

I'm sorry. I'll be on the bandstand. Oh, of course.

I've been married seven or eight times. You're not sure?

in the middle of the ocean. Oh, it's perfectly safe.

It's humiliating. So you got pinched. So what?

It's over here. Yeah, over here.

It's too bad. l think it's time he retired. Second the motion.

It's who you're waiting for. Thank you. And for the flowers.

Jerry, l told you, it's a sure thing. We will freeze.

Jerry, lie down. You're not well. Stop treatin' me like a child.

Jerry, there's another problem. Like what?

Joe! What?

Josephine. Oh. l didn't hear you come in.

Just a minute. It's me. Sugar.

l can't wait to tell Josephine. Yeah, Josephine...

l don't join nothin'. Oh, you'll like it there.

l don't know what you mean. Now l got all those coffins on my hands.

l don't think so. l wish you'd make sure.

l don't want to bore you. You couldn't possibly.

l feel like everybody's starin' at me. With those legs? Are you crazy?

l got pinched in the elevator. See how the other half lives?

l guess I'll have to give it back to him. Wait a minute, Jerry. Let's not be hasty.

l guess she's not here. Isn't that funny. Josie!

l hate to see 'em go to waste. l had nothin' to do with it.

l met one of them. One of whom?

l oughta have my head examined. l thought you weren't talkin' to me.

l suppose you want a tip. Forget it, doll.

l took him for a blood transfusion. We have the same type blood.

l want mine to wear glasses. Glasses?

l was at Rigoletto. What's his first name and address?

l wish they'd put us in the same room. So do l.

l won't sue you, no matter who you are. Thank you.

Let me carry one of the instruments. Oh, thank you.

Let's blow. Blow where?

lf William Morris doesn't come through... Come on, Geraldine.

Like fallin' into a tub of butter. Watch it, Daphne.

Like when? Like right after the ceremony.

Like your honeymoon. We've been discussing that.

ln the garage on Clark Street? Clark Street? Never heard of it.

Look at all that silverware. Trophies.

ls it that hopeless? My family did everyzhing they could.

Making a telephone call. Who has time?

Maude, sweet dreams. Good night, Daphne.

May l? Help yourself.

Me, after Sugar? l saw the both of you in that bus.

Men? Don't worry about that.

Move along, Dolores. Trombone.

Mozarella? Never heard of him. We got different information.

Mr William Morris. You mean this is a girls' band?

Nellie told us about it. Not too late, are we?

Nighty night, Emily. Toodle oo.

No, I've been on the wagon. Please.

No, the ukulele. And l sing, too. For your own amusement?

No, we haven't. l can't understand it.

No! Yes!

No! Yes.

No. How does it go? Cut it out, girls. No rough talk.

Not that, you idiot. They're from Osgood.

Not you, Sugar. I'm going to get some ice.

Nothing at all? Complete washout.

Now she's in bed with nervous collapse. Tell her to move over.

Oh, I'm not interested at all. Well, I'm not.

Oh, no, please. Don't do that. She's ticklish.

Oh, no. You must mean two other broads.

Oh, please. lt won't happen again. I'll say.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Nellie Weinmeyer's car.

Oh, yes. For a whole year. l thought you said three years.

Oh, you invest in shows? Showgirls.

On a day like this? It's lovely out. Yeah, well, let her soak. Come on.

Opening at the opera. Riding to hounds.

Osgood's meeting us at the pier. We're not on the pier yet.

Pass me the peanut butter. Anyone for salami?

Pipe down. We'll all be fired. Sugar. Don't leave me here alone.

Please, come back. I'll walk, thank you.

Please, girls. Will you stop this? Could you use some Southern Comfort?

Pleased to meet you. Come on.

Polish? Yes. l come from this musical family.

Poor Josephine. Me?

Put it on Miss Weinmeyer's bill? Yeah. Why not?

Quiet. I'm thinking. The landlady will lock us out.

Quit stalling. We'll miss the train. l feel naked.

Really? From a rich millionaire.

Really? l don't know why, but they curdle me.

Refresh my memory. Spats Colombo.

Rosella. Fiddle.

Rough? I'll say.

Running away from what? Oh, don't get me started on that.

See you around, girls. Bye, Sugar.

Shave our legs, stupid. Shave our legs...?

She doesn't have one either. You don't? We can rent some at the bathhouse.

She is so inexpensive and she told... Come on, Daphne.

She's getting annoyed with me. l wouldn't wonder.

Shell Oil? Please, no names. Just call me Junior.

Shut up and keep packing. Yeah. OK, Joe.

Sig, we wanna talk to you. About the Florida job.

So he threw it right in my face. Forget saxophone players.

Sorry. We only serve coffee. Coffee?

Spats, what are you doin' here? l just dropped in to pay my respects.

Sugar Cane? l changed it from Sugar Kowalczyk.

Sugar, l warned you... Please, Mr Bienstock.

Sugar, what are you doing? l told you, I'm not very bright.

Suppose he loses. Why worry? This job'll last a long time.

Suppose it doesn't. Jerry boy, why paint everyzhing black?

Suppose it's an emergency. Pull the emergency brake.

Sure. Who needs vermouth?

Take off your corsets and spread out. Oh, l don't wear one myself.

Terribly sorry. Would you like some more champagne?

Thank you, Daphne. Thank you, Daphne.

Thanks ever so. You're welcome.

That makes me feel just awful. My dear, it's not your fault.

That so? Every time.

That the joint? Who runs it? l already told you.

That's what you call high finance. That's what l call a louse.

The services are over. Let's go. Go where?

There must be a sneak thief around here. Oh. Here it is. Hi, Sug.

There. Isn't that better? Yes. I'm a girl... I'm a girl...

There's one thing l envy you for. What's that?

They got the bull fiddle. No blood?

They repealed Prohibition? Oh, you can do better than that.

This is from me to you, doll. Beat it, buster.

This is where l get off. Oh, no. No, no, no.

Tonight? Why? Cos I've got some plans.

Type O. Oh?

Upsy daisy. Fresh.

Vanity Fair. That must be it.

Want some gas? Yeah, about 40 cents' worth, please.

We all gotta go sometime. Yeah. You never know who's next.

We can adopt some. You don't understand, Osgood.

We can have it altered. Oh no, you don't.

We did the right thing with it. You're not pullin' one of your old tricks.

We didn't see anyzhing. Did we? What? No. Not a thing.

We don't have to run. Oh yes, we do.

We was layin' 8 1 you wouldn't show. Why wouldn't l?

We won't breathe a word. You won't breathe nothin'.

We'll walk. lf we have to, we'll starve. There's that ''we'' again.

We're going for a swim. Coming? A swim. Oh, you betcha.

We're just like sisters. Well, I'm your fairy godmother.

We're not? l don't like no witnesses.

Welcome to No Man's Land. You'll be sorry.

What a beautiful fish. l caught him off Cape Hatteras.

What are you doin' with my flowers? Borrowing 'em. You'll get 'em back.

What are you doin'? Just makin' sure honey stays in her hive.

What are you doing tonight? Tonight?

What are you givin' me with a rabbit? The odds are 10 to 1 .

What are you saying? Me and Sugar? You and Sugar.

What do you want? Hunchbacks? It's not the backs that worry me.

What engagement present? Osgood gave me a bracelet.

What floor are you on, sweetie? Never you mind.

What for? Orders from Little Bonaparte.

What happened? I'm engaged.

What happened? Search me.

What makes you so sure? My feminine intuition.

What theory? I'll tell you when l know you better.

What thing? They just sort of leave me cold.

What time do you get off tonight? Why?

What you need is a slug of bourbon. Oh, no. I'm off that stuff for good.

What? Guess.

What? I'm a very sick girl.

What'll it be, sir? Booze.

What's in Florida? Millionaires. Flocks of them.

What's on Thursdays? It's the crew's night off.

What's the job? Three weeks in Florida.

What's the matter, Sugar? l don't know. All of a sudden I'm thirsty.

What's the password? ''I've come to Grandma's funeral.''

What's the surprise? Not yet.

What's this? Josephine, over here before it melts.

What's this? My mashie.

What's with him? He drinks? No, he ain't eatin' so good.

What's with the omelette? Nag, nag, nag.

What's wrong with us? You're the wrong shape.

When there's a lull... Aren't you a little young for that, sonny?

When? Better have a drink first.

Where are you running? As far away as possible.

Where did he conduct? On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Where do you think you're goin'? Urbana. It's about 100 miles from here...

Where were you guys? We was with you, at Rigoletto's.

Where's he gonna be? He's gonna be ashore with you.

Where's my ukulele? Now a ukulele.

Which instrument do you play? Bull fiddle.

Who are you? Now, really!

Who is this? This is her roommate.

Who's gonna raid a funeral? Some people don't respect the dead.

Why, you stupid idiot. Boss, we'll get 'em after the banquet.

Why? I've got to see a dentist tomorrow.

Will ten cups be enough? This is a party for two. Ten cups?

With me? That's right.

With you. Me?

Would you do me a favour? Certainly. What is it?

Would you like a glass of champagne? Love it. Which way?

Would you like a little cold pheasant? What happened?

Would you move along, please? Yes. You're in his way.

Yeah, let's shove off. Wait a minute. My bracelet.

Yes. We're the new girls. Brand new.

You can't trust those guys. l can't trust myself.

You collect shells? So did my father and grandfather.

You don't owe me nothin'. l wouldn't say that.

You ever been in Chicago? Us?

You got a corkscrew? Stella has.

You gotta be under 25. We could pass for that.

You have an upstairs and a downstairs. Yes, the hurricane cellar.

You know something, Mr Fielding? What?

You know when you come out? Yeah. Second time they sing:

You know, I'm gonna be 25 in June. You are?

You like it? l always did.

You mean we're alone on the boat? Completely.

You mean you can't fall in love? Not any more.

You need a bass and a sax? The instruments are right but you're not.

You see, he needs help. What for?

You shave with spats on? l sleep with my spats on.

You talked me into it. Let's go. Attagirl, Geraldine.

You will come and hear us play? lf it's at all possible.

You won't tell anybody, will you? Tell what?

You'd bet my money on a dog? He's a shoo in.

You'd better get some cups. Cups?

You'd better go get it fixed. You'd better come help me.

You're entitled. Maybe you'll meet one too, Josephine.

You're flattering me. Of course, I'm sure you're a gentleman.

You're gonna call Osgood. What'll l tell him?

you're leading again. Sorry.

You're society girls. Oh, yes, quite. Bryn Mawr, Vassar...

You're wastin' the taxpayers' money. Call your lawyer if you wanna.

You've flipped your wig. Now you're talking.

You've got cold feet. Isn't that ridiculous?

You've got some? l know where to get it.

Your admission card. Thanks, Charlie.

Your bracelet? It's ours. All right. What happened to our bracelet?

Your head's hot. That's ridiculous.

Your wife? No, my flag steward.

Your yacht? The New Caledonia. That's its name.

''Friends of ltalian Opera'' that's us.

$6 a man. Be on the campus at Urbana at 8 o'clock.

$850,000.