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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules" is a popular movie based on the bestselling book

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

"Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules" is a popular movie based on the bestselling book series by Jeff Kinney. Released in 2011, the film follows the misadventures of middle-schooler Greg Heffley as he navigates the complexities of family, friendships, and growing up.

The cast brings the beloved characters from the book to life, capturing their quirks and personalities with finesse. Zachary Gordon masterfully portrays Greg Heffley, an awkward yet endearing protagonist, while Devon Bostick perfectly embodies the role of Rodrick, Greg's rebellious older brother. The talented cast also includes Robert Capron as Greg's best friend, Rowley, and Rachael Harris as Greg's loving, yet sometimes clueless, mother. Additionally, Steve Zahn shines as Frank, the perpetually clueless and amusing father.

The movie revolves around Greg's attempts to navigate his first year of middle school. However, things become more complicated when his older brother Rodrick discovers Greg's secret journal, threatening to expose all of Greg's embarrassing and cringe-worthy entries.

"Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules" takes audiences on a hilarious rollercoaster ride as Greg tries to outsmart his mischievous brother while also dealing with the typical challenges of adolescence. From disastrous attempts at impressing girls to hilarious encounters with school bullies, Greg's escapades are relatable and thoroughly entertaining.

The movie effectively captures the essence of Jeff Kinney's humor and storytelling, blending witty dialogue, slapstick comedy, and relatable situations that will leave viewers of all ages in stitches. It strikes a perfect balance, appealing to both children and adults with its genuine portrayal of the trials and tribulations of navigating middle school.

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So, whether you're a die-hard fan of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series or simply looking for a good laugh, click here to access the soundboard and immerse yourself in the humor and chaos of "Rodrick Rules." Be prepared to embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing out loud and appreciating the challenges of growing up.

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A bathroom with 'n lock and nobody can tell me the opposite.
A game sounds like fun until you realize these are games of the year 1800.
A gift from Manny to get excused for 't ruin your game.
A girl friend is a coincidence which I do not want to humiliate.
A new school year begins.
A spy! He's in here.
Action.
Actually we have, that I admit, a great time.
Alacazam, Alaca ... Zoo Wee Mama.
All hardcore roller rockers off the court.
All right.
All right. I ask your brother the same.
All this is not real. This is real life.
Amazing how well you match.
Amazing, but I enjoy it to see them rehearse for the talent show.
An All star soccer player, was model and chairwoman of the sixth grade.
And ...
And about life spoken.
And all the other players try not to laugh.
And ever will my children to him Uncle Rodrick they call it.
And here are my other guys.
And his assistant.
And I notice that you never Holly Hills have become closer.
And I'll never never do it again. I know.
And if I get him Löded Diper, if we win the talent show.
And if not, I will. And believe me, you do not want to experience.
And if there was a lock, I would use.
And nobody comes to visit.
And now, for my grand finale ...
And Rodrick is the king of laziness.
And sorry that I did so badly. Okay. Bye.
And take a snack.
And that girl skating rink, smiled at me.
And that is magic.
And the relationship with your brother. Swear ...
And then I have been there. So quiet.
And then you deal with the fans. Especially the girls.
And this?
And to be sure to ...
And tonight when you sleep deeply ...
And yes, there was' n lock. No, Greg came in so often ...
Andy's Magical Kisses. Let's start with that.
Anyone can be an Internet sensation. We.
Anything new to tell?
Approx. The best guitar player of Plainview.
Are you crazy? Here peep?
Are you okay?
Are you sometimes family Rodrick Heffley?
As far as I know, he just five U.S. dollars from Dad got to stop.
AS I AM HOME Rowley
As if you should ever touch them. Watch and learn.
As your leader, you also for a month under house arrest.
Ask her to roller skate.
Assistant? Really.
At Holly.
At least you're not dropped.
Backstage parties. Then we go backstage.
Backward.
Bag.
Be careful and be home for nine hours.
Be supportive.
Because I did not underwear wear on my head.
Because sometimes it's my only moment of privacy.
Because, Rodrick, that my family event and you belong to the Heffley family.
Beginning.
Behold SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN? BIG MAMA KEEPS YOU in the eyes.
Bill was perhaps the title is perhaps a Rock Star 'in the middle.
Bill, the group twice as well.
Binding. That's what great teachers.
Bloody clothes.
Boarding. Why? What are you doing here?
Both.
Boundaries, rules. I'll show you some pictures Show where I was talking about.
Break a leg, so we can leave.
Brother ...
But here was my mother. She would find so much fun here.
But how do I do if If I really fall back?
But I got it back and I had a five.
But I think he is not happy.
But if you look forward to continuing celebration ...
But if you punish him, he knows that I've said.
But it was really fate that Holly here, too.
But it was really fate that Holly here, too.
But my brother is having a the most important relationships in your life.
But my father? That is another story.
But no worries, I have the rest of the middle to it behind me.
But nothing makes me happier than that you're friends, right Frank?
But on Sunday morning, I had no choice.
But these girls do not hang out with guys like us.
But this deserves to be read aloud.
Can I borrow your eyeliner?
Can I have your autograph? Yes, of course.
Can not. He sleeps al I want it not awaken.
Can we please watch a real TV show?
Can we talk privately? Of course.
Can you do that, Greg?
Can you explain what you are doing in this picture?
Can you get a cobra that I can learn to dance bring me?
Can you identify it at least?
Catch.
Chirag would have liked it so wished.
Chirag? Now you see me, huh?
Chocolate. See?
Close to the park.
Coach Malone?
Coach Malone? Very funny, eh.
Come forth.
Come here.
Come on, it's our turn.
Come on.
Come on. Give back.
Come on. It tickles a little.
Congratulate your father for his promotion because of me.
Continue to deny, even if they discover it.
Cups on the table. 'S Party can better be good.
Dad, stop it. Do not move.
Dad, we'll say it publicly crazy by crazy dancing mom?
Daddy you still helped with this task?
Damn! Quiet.
Dear Greg, meet me in the art room for the afternoon.
Did anybody dance?
Did you hear something just now?
Did you know? Who knows?
Did you say a meeting? As for 'n job?
Do it again now. Why can not you fall backwards?
Do not believe you kept a party.
Do not move.
Do not touch that phone. Everyone stopped.
Do not want to be part of our family?
Do not you?
Do you have a good time together politely?
Do your best.
Does he know about the D U E R?
Each family vacation.
Economic policy over fiscal responsible places ...
Enjoy your candy bars.
Enough if you're in the basement your parents live.
Enough of them. Who is ready to rock?
Enter, I'll do it well themselves.
Even in school, ruining Rodrick my life.
Everyone back roller skates. Are you?
Everyone will see the pull. People watching.
Everything will be fine. He's coming.
Except when he must torture me.
Excuse me.
Fake vomit. The classics can not surpass.
FALLING LADY
Finally, there were not the latest technological advances ...
Finally! Someone I billions can give.
Flowers are grown? Mr. Sten spinning over the world?
Fly, fly away. You are free, buddy.
Follow me and it'll be fine.
For homework, right? Yes, absolutely.
For later.
For the next ten years? Listen.
For this we thank our ancestors ...
Forget 't. I want out.
Forget all the people.
Forward.
Forward.
Four? Only four times?
FOUR. AGAIN.
Frank, you must do something. Yes.
Fregley thinks I am.
Fregley. I thought that his grandfather a punishment should be.
Game, set and match.
Get out.
Getting it on the earth about one hundred years ago.
Girls like tough guys like it.
Give it back.
Give it continues to Holly.
Give it to me? Nothing great from, or ...
Give Rodrick 't even idea about how challenging it really can be.
Gives me notes. False.
Go ask her to dance.
Go away. What is it, Rowley?
Go for it. Good for him.
Go inside and open the door and let me out.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Good.
Goodbye. Bye.
Goodness.
Got it?
Gotcha!
Gotta go, Mom. Later, Mom.
Grab the ball! Fast.
Grandpa finds nothing but television.
Great film, Frank. You think not?
Great, she has no idea. We need to "form a team against them.
Great. That's so sweet.
Greg gives you a drum lessons You deserve each a dollar Mama's Money.
Greg Heffley.
Greg, I can not tell your parents lying about the party.
Greg, maybe we can ... Silence, Head Cheese.
Greg, Rodrick, meet my editors: Mr and Mrs Cowen Salz.
Greg, that looks chocolate. Manny.
Greg, what are you doing?
Greg, you have two weeks under house arrest. No video games.
Greg, you want something Rowley and his father say?
Greg, you're there before!
Greg.
Greg.
Greg. Hi, guys.
Greg. See you later.
Guess who wants to sleep? Manny.
Guys, use poetswax not ...
Happy birthday, Grandpa.
Have a big brother is not so bad.
Have fun. Good evening.
He actually held me.
He appealed to me. Was there no lock on this door?
He can hear you.
He chose the maid over my supermodel?
He did.
He did.
He did. Greg!
He does nothing on purpose. Right? No.
He has lots of cool tips. I'm not so sure.
He is coming! The foot is coming!
He is happy and she. Let's keep this for us two.
He is just three years. Only three years.
He is still going strong. 'S house looks pretty good.
He looks better reception the monitoring channel.
He never gives up. Of course.
He saves you. Dad.
He seems cold. Maybe he 's scarf needed.
He sleeps all day. You got a talent you want to display?
He worries Rodrick as I am ...
He's coming.
He's coming. No, then flipping them.
He's your brother.
Hello, boys and girls. I think your great ...
Hello, you're at the Heffley family. Leave a message.
Hello. Pleasant.
Hello. Rodrick, with mum.
Help, the door is closed. Yes, and it remains so.
Help.
Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here.
Hey Romeo, how did it with the new girl?
Hey, guys. Manny is sick, so we're bound for home.
Hey, guys. Pizza anyone?
Hey, Mom.
Hi, Greg and Rowley. You're still down like I'm invisible?
Hi, Holly, I was happy with your note.
Hi, Holly. Hey, Fregley.
Hi, Holly. What are you doing here? I'll visit my grandmother.
Hi, I'm back from the to travel halfway around the world.
Hi, Rodrick. Hi, honey, okay?
Hi, Rowley. Hi.
His face.
His group performs without him. That's not fair.
Hit my brain in a knot. Did you call me Fregley?
Hold on.
Holly Hills is better than Price and he is an All Star.
Holly sits in your class? Mama ...
Holly thinks I'm Fregley.
Honey, hi.
Hopefully doin 'fine. She seemed in pain.
How bad can it be?
How did you do for money? You know ...
How did you hit up there?
How did you know? The oldest form of bullying.
How do they not notice that the lock is gone?
How do you ensure that your hair smells so great?
HOW TO CARE FOR YOU ITS SO AWESOME THAT YOU SMELL?
How was your summer?
How would it be to my family to have that really loves me?
How's Manny? He feels better already? Ocharme.
I 've seen. Unfortunately it is illegal.
I almost feel his presence. What are you talking about?
I also have a sister who is spoiled. Tell me about it.
I am a bird.
I am an artist.
I am Chirag Gupta and I'm single.
I am down crazy.
I am the founder. We now have a new one.
I ask you something. Kisses, Holly.
I call it: Mama's Money.
I can do my magic act and you were my assistant.
I can not believe my luck. That Holly is here.
I can not print. I'm out.
I can not.
I can only say: Hang on, we 're going blissful evening.
I can show her the whole year how wonderful I am.
I could only give mine.
I crawl through your window and I give you a hug.
I did today 's math test and I probably failed.
I didn 't. No, I was exaggerating "a bit.
I do not know how it was. It must be part of the Greg and Frege.
I do not know though.
I do not think so.
I do not.
I do wish that ...
I don 't.
I found a lot cooler Chirag when he was in India Sat
I give her a note anonymously with 'n question by.
I go for it. Cover me.
I go into action.
I go upstairs ...
I got a present need for a family gathering.
I got him in an embrace.
I got him! Get m.
I got it done.
I gotta go. It was nice to see. I'm looking for you tomorrow.
I had a mess expected.
I had an appointment with her and we did show a good time together.
I had no idea. Really?
I have already thought of.
I have lived ten years in this house and I closed that door many times ...
I have never until now faith or believe in fate.
I have no idea how my column this week to write. I feel such a failure.
I have not done since the second year.
I just spilled g**** juice on the seat and you've blamed.
I just talked to her and we later rollerblading together.
I knew he loved a party. It popped out, but I recovered it.
I knew that door 't lock it. It seemed like I was going crazy.
I know it: Explödid Diper!
I know,
I know,
I know,
I know,
I know,
I know, Look at the small sixth graders.
I know, You want me 'chicken' game?
I know. She takes you down a lot.
I listen. You just have to do with what you have.
I love you in the eye, Heffley.
I mean it.
I mean: Not really.
I miss very Chirag. When would he come back?
I must find my girlfriend.
I need to talk to your father.
I need your help. Now.
I never had students so like the school wanted to start.
I never lie. Joshie says that hurt everyone liars.
I post it on YouTube.
I protected you.
I read that when this task, I was quite surprised about the content.
I really do not eat it, Mom.
I should have been.
I smell roast beef?
I stood there like fools.
I swear
I take him back still.
I take you later.
I think 't. No idea. Do not keep it on the matter, Mom.
I think I made just too much stuff.
I think it's dead. He sat long in my pocket.
I thought that his grandfather a punishment should be.
I want my art to perfect.
I want to Westmore seventh graders welcome.
I wanted to talk to you all. And would you paint?
I was also surprised. You have been solved?
I will ... What?
I will not say its really not. Maybe more or less.
I will now always be honest.
I wish her a 's letter. You mean in words?
I wish it was true. This brings hope for us all.
I would do the magic thing with Rowley.
I would have to rehearse.
I would love her. You know that if they did?
I would never issue a task Rodrick had made that ...
I would not anticipate but I very well resolved.
I, the unusual Rowley ...
I'd better go roller skating.
I'll get you so.
I'll take him out tonight for 'n good time.
I'm a superstar!
I'm barely touched. There are so many songs.
I'm going if not inside.
I'm going to dance next to Rachel. First get some beer.
I'm going to switch from T shirt.
I'm here.
I'm in the basement. Why? Would not you rather be with me?
I'm in the ladies' room?
I'm not going in with "n poop smear on my pants.
I'm not sure I can.
I'm not the spy.
I'm so happy I am not this year.
I'm sorry, Mrs Gilman but my mom is not currently within.
I've never been so embarrassed. Everyone we know was there.
Idiot.
If I ever do something, it is now.
If I had smelled nothing, I had been bald.
If I see a blind ...
If our group is great, We have parties every night.
If someone 's sound, 's party is over.
If they pretend they do not like me, that is true.
If you do not ask to dance, they leave and have you got a party without girls.
If you do something to embarrass me ...
If you have so much confidence ...
If you say ... But can I redeem?
If you say you can watch me, you get it.
If you want ...
If you're smart, you save ... Can I exchange it?
IJshoofdpijn.
Immediately. They try to get along with each other.
Impossible. You have only five earned.
Impressive. My older son wants nothing with his younger brothers to do.
In what class is she? The seventh.
INCOMING CALL
Incredible, really tried Rodrick be kind to me.
India is fascinating. It is the beauty of Southeast Asia.
India? Why there go?
Is everything okay? It took too long to have recorded.
Is finally resolved. I had two weeks not see the bathroom door.
Is he not eight? He is eight.
Is not that cheating?
Is not that sweet?
Is the card with the horse account.
It comes back as you go the middle is.
It has been decided.
It has been uploaded.
It has never been worse.
It has no lock. We are on when they discover ...
It is here abandoned. Nobody really believes that.
It is mine. Let go.
It is not a toy, but figures.
It is time, brother, that you know the secrets it teaches great life.
It looks dangerous. What if I sat down there?
It looks fake out. It really happened.
It makes us both off. REST IN PEACE, GREG
It seems like anyone here skipped.
It seems to me a bunch of lies.
It was even better than during the rehearsals.
It was good that I was locked down. Forward.
It was only a rehearsal for the talent show.
It will be nothing. It's just your imagination.
It's a chance to see things others in our class had never seen.
It's chocolate.
It's official fight.
It's okay, Mrs. Heffley. Greg Holly thinks less of him thinks.
It's shameful. What? I think that is important.
Its mission is to make my life a hell.
Jeez.
Kaastic!
Keep going. We turn to.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls ...
Ladies and Gentlemen: The unusual Rowley.
Last week, my older sister hair remover in my shampoo.
Later.
Let all sit down please, We have our places.
Let me goodnight wishes Greg.
Let me guess: He was laughing about something that really was not funny.
Let me not beat up again. I was sick and there was something in my eye.
Let me say how happy it makes me here today so many happy faces.
Let me start by saying a brother have been overestimated.
Let's go to sleep.
Let's go upstairs.
Let's go upstairs.
Let's go.
Let's keep it strictly here.
Let's see how often our video watched. Must be a thousand times.
Let's see.
Light a bomblet in the classroom.
Like me and Manny and finally, we like Bill.
Listen ...
Listen Greg, sorry that I previously Fregley said.
Little boy ...
Löded Diper always need helpers. Go up the group?
Lödid Diper!
Look, a floating Corn Dog.
Look.
Look.
Loser VILLAGE
Ma would give me money if I brought home from school.
Magic tricks is bad enough. Whoever is doing the tricks, assist ...
Mama ...
Mama just need to stop in the jar.
Mama looks a thousand times.
Mama's Money That does not work. Rodrick is now paid.
Mama's Money.
Manny and the other side. And I am always accused.
Manny denounced all Since he can talk.
Manny, what have you done? Not me.
Marry my assistant: Scottie. Greg.
Master of illusion. And accompanying me on stage ...
May I say ... You realize it might not now ...
Maybe Greg can help. He can be your assistant.
Maybe me physically to but I am mentally mature.
Maybe we can paint on? I do not know how to make paint.
Maybe you like it and as a family group to form.
Maybe you need a feature so people want to see.
Maybe you should set one.
Maybe. Go on, wimp?
Mealtime, everyone.
Mom ... Yes?
Mom and Dad forced us to show the languages ??to go.
Mom is not appreciated I have the full fair.
Mom would make us do something when they saw us so busy.
Mom, can I use your PC for homework?
Mom, I'm sorry.
Mom, it's Mrs Gilman of the PTA.
MORE Suffering SEVENTH CLASSIFICATION Seventh class.
Most hate it when summer stops but I must say ...
My assistant has stage fright and do not want the show.
My brother has been using my stuff and finally I get the problems.
My father must be happy that I Rodrick hanging around with.
My father must handle things, So he takes the whole family.
My God, you were great.
My God.
My instinct knew you were lying. You did not tell me?
My knee.
My life is officially over.
My luck has finally changed.
My luck has finally changed.
My mother started an advice column to write for the local newspaper.
My name is ... We know exactly who you are.
My parents supported me tremendously.
My PC would serve only for homework.
My relationship with Rodrick is worse than ever.
Nerds.
Never give slightly. Deny.
Next year I want the cake cutting. If you are still alive.
Nice run, Heffley, You just need to work towards.
Nice try. But you also think ...
Nincompoop.
No chance of escape.
No computers, phones or modern medical miracles.
No hard feelings, right? You know what ...
No hard feelings?
No idea, huh?
No idea.
No idea. No idea?
No, all takeaway. Burgers, fries and pizzas.
No, he will make it spoil. He wanted to say hello Rowley.
No, I understand 't.
No, it is very difficult. There are Firstly, no home cooked meals.
No, it's definitely not for everyone.
No, it's not what it seems.
No, look.
No, nothing. We go to class best.
No, really, I'm here. Hi, Mom.
No, you do that. I did it almost.
No.
No.
No. You can not make. Give me 'n years of house arrest.
Not impose on me. They are still wet.
Not really, I had a hearing. It was pretty bad.
Not with my brother. He hates me.
Nothing, he has my game destroyed.
Now the kitchen.
Now the recording has Rodrick when I walk around in my underwear ...
Of one hundred years ago.
On one day are you Uncle Greg Rodrick and Uncle for each other's children.
On weekends I stay as far away from my brothers.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO I remember this task.
Only a fool finds humor in bird droppings.
Or go to the playroom. You find games fun, right?
Or should we look at the Foot?
Others ...
Otherwise I give it back to Holly so they can read this nonsense.
Otherwise I'll call Mom. Conga!
Our parents are very angry So we stayed 's weekend at our grandfather.
Our party, brother.
Painful. Do something so they change their minds.
Pak 'm.
Papa began to write my tasks because that task.
Patty Farrell Double R and L.
People are unbelievable. It is here just good food in it around.
Pepperoni.
Perhaps one million times.
Perhaps we should take the talent show.
Plainview today announced a new contest: Most Talented Plainview.
Plays Mr. Draybrick not cheat? He gives every year the same task.
Please.
Please.
Poepie.
Poop! He has pooped his pants!
Pull me down.
Push the legs out.
Put it in your pocket. You do not reveal your best tricks.
Put this on.
Quiet, Diaper Devils. Really? We are going into the audience for us to win.
Read it just for all.
Real life, not to exceed.
Really?
Really?
Really? Of course.
Really? Yes.
Really? It's your best friend. This is important for 'm.
Really.
Really. This is my place. No, I was here first.
Record.
Recording?
Relax.
Relying PARENTS, RESPONSIBLE CHILDREN
Remain strong. What is this? A Corn Dog.
Remember when we were young and so we danced and parties?
Remember: The goal of the game is up the joke on the map to read ...
Reminder: You can not make if you're dead.
Render, Rodrick. This is too funny.
Respect your parents, guys. Joshie says too.
REST IN PEACE, Rodrick I?
Rodrick and I will never friends.
Rodrick got it together for my dad all his homework was five years long.
Rodrick lets you play ...
Rodrick makes my life On the one hand miserable ...
Rodrick says he's a professional musician, but ...
Rodrick THERE
Rodrick told me you were a professional musician, so you deserve them?
Rodrick, can you come here?
Rodrick, you can only back and forth ride to school for "n Mon
Rodrick's debt. He held "a party the door so we had to change.
Rowley always wanted a brother have.
Rowley his favorite meal.
Rowley, how are you?
Rowley, I have good news.
Rowley. Greg.
Rowley's mother brought some snacks and a suitable film.
Rule one: Do not in something you do not want.
Rule three: Do not do anything someone else can do for you.
Rule two: Always Lower expectations of mom and dad.
Run.
Say hello to the boys and girls, Freggars.
Say that I'm not. That would be lying, and ...
Say you really like his gift.
Scottie my karate is my assistant.
Scottie, come on. You let the fans for magic was not in the lurch?
See that clock? They play every hour a slow song for couples.
See who's in our class.
Seriously? She is famous and they would be millionaire.
She called me just Fregley?
She comes from Oregon because "r dad got a big promotion.
She does not know how social I am.
She is almost as beautiful as my mother. She is very popular.
She is really good.
She is super nice.
She just moved here. I my grandfather.
She seems already 100 years old.
She will love it.
She wrote last week 's article about being brothers always there for you.
She's new. Anyone can get her.
Simply Releases Toppers Translation: Tokke www.simplyreleases.com
Sit down, please.
Slightly higher.
Smell the fragrance. Do not, Rowley.
Snacks in bowls drinks in the fridge ...
Snowed in the desert?
So, come on.
Somebody farted.
Somebody farted.
Sometimes I think about things I do not know.
Sorry I chose an inappropriate movie for overnight.
Sorry that I slipped and I'm so sorry.
Sorry, Greg, here is a peace proposal.
Sorry.
Sorry. That's okay.
Sounds fun. But what if you can play any musical instrument?
Stairs finished!
Stationary.
Stay away from me.
Stay where you are and your father come to your rescue.
Stop him.
Stop with it. Why do not you say to mom?
Stop.
Stores. There is enough in to my thirties.
Stupid bird!
Success. There are real funny jokes in between.
Such as? Teenage dance.
Suffering GROUP DANCING CRAZY WITH MOTHER
Thank you, Fregley.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thanks, Holly, great job.
Thanks, Mrs. Heffley, but I practice stay at home my magic act.
That does not mean the old tasks your brother to be.
That does not sound easy. No.
That falls into place very heavy but I can not revoke the punishment.
That helps nothing. He's an asshole.
That hurts.
That I would never reach eighth grade.
That is important. You must know each other.
That is not cool, bro.
That is not so good run.
That is the m. I'll get it.
That is the way to Rock 'n Roll, bro.
That kid is very good.
That school now looked pretty good.
That sounds much better than sixth graders.
That sounds very rough.
That was great and I would not die.
That was just.
That was me you are guilty.
That will never happen. No chance. She will never talk to you.
That you have convinced Mom I could play, was really cool.
That's all I asked. You've seriously screwed up.
That's good.
That's gotta hurt.
That's great.
That's hilarious, Grandpa. Read another one for Greg.
That's not me.
That's not you? No.
That's your story? There was no lock and you do not know what I'm talking about?
The "saw the lady in half" trick.
The door of the bathroom has normal 'n lock.
The door.
The favorite of my grandfather is a board game called "Joke tellers.
The front yard.
The Jefferson family. With Rowley.
The joke about the invisible Chirag was still working.
The note to the girl did not?
The only good thing was that I finally the kaastic was redeemed.
The part of it. We quarrel and leave it behind us.
The reason cavemen dinosaurs?
The things are finally coming my way. Rodrick, be still. Call elsewhere.
The things between you are really the scuppers anticipated.
The top prize is $ 1000 and of course the admiration of your friends.
The whole school participates, but it seems to have found our weakness.
Then I ask to roller skate r and she must say yes.
Then that 's life for you. Something for me.
There are lots of people. Start with the opening scene as practiced.
There was at least no one hurt this time.
There was no escape.
There were no books or people, so how can we know how it was then living?
There you are good at.
There's someone there to peek.
There's the mall. Come on.
These are but three things Rodrick has taught me.
These are not touched.
These have sought yourselves. You can forget Rock and Rapids.
They are forty. They barely remember our names.
They do so if they want.
They have a hybrid SUV, live in the north of the city ...
They shot so well with each other and that I wanted to have not broken.
They start. Will you force me?
They will want to know who wrote this and later I ask her the same question.
This guy.
This is for Greg, Why should I join?
This is for you.
This is great.
This is great. I know,
This is great. I need the group call.
This is huge. We 're Internet sensation.
This is not fair. I just got there Bill.
This is Patty Farrell.
This is your mother. Everything will be fine.
This Mama's Money is a goldmine. You should not ruin it for me.
This party is fat. These girls want to dance.
This was my chance. If I could sit next to Holly ...
Three, two, one. Fall.
Thus, we support the society.
Time for a nap.
To start I give you every Mama Cash's five U.S. dollars.
Trager.
Turn it off.
Two days on the largest water slides ever.
Two words: Bathroom door.
Unbelievable that at a ball sat down with toothpicks.
Unbelievable.
Understand not you? Rodrick strikes me anymore.
Understood to deny.
Unless you're looking for love. Time for torque roller skates.
Until about an hour.
Until later.
Until tonight, honey. Wait.
Very funny.
Very funny.
Very funny. The uniforms or acting?
Wacky Alarm.
Wait, do you get the seats. You want to disappoint anyone, right?
Wait, you knew this?
Wait.
Wait. Forget something?
Wake up. What are you doing?
Want to play against me?
Want to scare her? What? You can not get it anyway.
Want to see a trick? Only if the result vanishes.
We are a rich couple with no children with much love to share.
We are best. You do not want to be late for school.
We are brothers. Welcome ...
We are great.
We are perhaps not always match, but he is always there for me.
We are rich.
We go for it! Do not.
We go quite to the top. Really now?
We go roller skating.
We go to her so I standing next to Holly when the clock changed.
We go.
We go. I'm taking you with it.
We had a good weekend but if you do this ...
We had better ...
We have agreed that you Greg would give to one drum lessons.
We have chairs from the basement needed.
We have time for one person and I must say ...
We just have to stay here.
We Lödid Diper!
We need them in the bathroom keep away.
We need to find a song we play at the talent show.
We need to practice. This is one big break.
We only go to somebody else middle party about five years.
We only had to Andy's Magic Pillow considered.
We said that no one could come. He knew it.
We start again. What are your names?
We will not make it. Yes.
We would not be here, just someone in their house.
We'd better go. Sit down.
We'd rather walk. Starting now.
We'll work it out themselves. We'll call you later.
We're going, you want I got a cookie? So unfair.
Weird.
Welcome ...
Welcome back.
Welcome back. Nice to be not the latest.
Welcome to View Pain's Most Talented.
Well, because you're scared.
Well, everything is fine.
Well, honey, I just wanted to call to say I love you ...
Well, honey, see you tomorrow. Good night.
Well, I held one week full.
Well, I stop with it.
Well, I'm just scared.
Westmoreland's boordenvol talent.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? A magic wand.
What are you doing? Forward.
What are you doing? This is for the show.
What are you talking about? There was' s lock on the door.
What did General Grant on the thermostat?
What did you say?
What do we do? Stay calm.
What does he do? Who cares?
What happened to the castle happened?
What happens? Greg Heffley ...
What happens? What have you done with him?
What has happened to his foot?
What has happened to your shirt? My brother spit milk on it.
What have you done? Just hanging around 's shopping center.
What I said about fighting?
What if she comes back and to go to the party asking?
What ingods ...
What is it? This is my place.
What is space weather? Let me make it.
What is this?
What they ask you and how much pressure they put ...
What you can redeem to be a real U.S. dollars.
What you write, you bring into practice. Everyone should read your columns.
What?
What?
What? A biscuit.
What? If we want to play musical chairs.
What? Why I show a new program ...
What? You need to spend more time together.
What? I've googled her. She is so beautiful.
What? I've washed yesterday. Smell.
What? It was our party? My. Quiet or I join in the dryer on.
What? Nobody. You said no. No, means no?
What? Really.
What? Seriously?
What's this?
When I broke my arm, felt that not ...
When may we like real drums?
When we are ready, are you lying out. What?
When we talk about how important a cycle ...
When you return from India, she hangs around with me.
Where are the seats? They had to look for my equipment.
Where is the lock?
Where were you? She came along for you.
Wherever you go, I am.
Who has visited this weekend?
Who is Holly Hills? Your girlfriend? No.
Who is that?
Who let a cookie on the carpet?
Who you talkin 'data? New: Germin Pindel.
Who's there? I can not.
Why are you writing about me again, Mom? YOUR CHILD LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF HONESTY
Why did you take pictures? I wanted to delete them, but forgot 't.
Why do you sleep so early? Well, I slept really.
Why not? I have a very important meeting.
Why would they do that? Because she is my sister.
Why would you rewrite if your brother already has that job?
Why? I said: Excuse me.
Will be our little secret in 't interest of this family.
Will reward you if you spend time together.
Will you see my secret freckle?
Will you tell me something?
Without fighting, for example ...
Would you do that?
Yeah, man. We go for it.
Yes, and I have your number when I need you.
Yes, and we already paid your ticket
Yes, but ... I want to exchange.
Yes, door. I told him all, to deny.
Yes, everything is fine. I was at her washing.
Yes, really.
Yes, really. Come and get me.
Yes, very cool.
Yes, you can.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Did you tell mom?
You ...
You 'd find cool, Dad. He is really professional like you.
You are the output.
You can from your mom next weekend and come to Rock Rapids.
You can not occur without me. I started Löded Diper.
You can not skip the mass.
You can see it does not agree.
You did it.
You did not give in? Denial. Right?
You do not ever.
You do not get mad?
You do the living room, I start with the kitchen. Go!
You go first?
You gotta let me play. This may be my big breakthrough.
You guys were really better consistent with each other, eh?
You had me up to tell.
You have apparently settled.
You have just started to hit me?
You have my group. We play so loud that people have their ears from bleeding.
You have no more worries that in my show is magical.
You have so many problems.
You have the wrong fucking athlete.
You know I'm stronger.
You lied and you know as much what they are lying.
You lied and you know what I think of them.
You like her brother.
You may not occur in the talent show.
You never can be my friend.
You pay us with counterfeit money? For each hour spent together ...
You really should cut your toenails.
You said it was a rehearsal.
You see it was going to happen?
You should Rodrick into account. He must learn his lesson.
You stay here all weekend and resolve your differences.
You still might not as dumb as I thought.
You take it.
You the man!
You understand?
You want his partner have also been it would be humiliating and embarrassing?
You want to do so your brother can play?
You, with your popcorn, careful with your elbow. Not cool.
You're a millionaire. Where did you get this?
You're bad.
You're five minutes early. Have you had fun?
You're like that.
You're more or less my brother. And we have nothing for your job search?
You're so lucky that you have no brothers.
You're the man.
You've ruined my birthday.
Your best together to shoot?
Your father and I have decided your punishment.
Your father and I have spoken.
Your football talents will determine its impressed draw.
Your other brother had apparently identical you can not.
Your performance was pathetic.
432 Holly Hills Lane Northdembry. No, we do not know you.
'S gonna be great.
'S note to that girl that I gave ...
'S note was a setback Rodrick but everything went very well.
"I'll get you so. I'm a superstar. "
"It looks very good. Too good.
"We know exactly who you are?
"Wherever you go, I am. "