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A rat? Really. Come on.
Ah well, this is just embarrassing.
Ah, forget this. I'm too tired to fix.
Ah, sweet dude.
Ah, this is what I've become.
And that's with no training gets you nowhere.
And who's the winner here? Me.
And you're out of here if this keeps up.
Better idea?
Bra, I could snap him in two and I'm going.
Check this out, it's called my fist.
Come on now, don't be scared.
Come on now, man, unless we got a deal.
Come on over here.
Come on, go easy on me. I'm injured.
Damn man, that sucks.
Do you know how many styles I know I could crush you, man.
Do you think you could beat me?
Don't be a moron. You know what I could do, don't you?
Don't get your stink on me, man.
Don't make this get serious really fast.
Don't push me. You don't wanna push me.
Don't talk.
Drinking citrus? Scared. Wise choice.
Dude with gifts.
Ever been to a martial arts tourney?
First the crane, then the snake, then rhino. No, no, no, wait frog. Then the rhino.
Fist or cash? Which do you prefer?
Freaking a I need one.
Get lost, pal.
Get lost.
Give me a hand.
Give me the finisher. Give her a finisher.
Good, good. We understand each.
Got anything to say to this?
Have kids. I'll have my revenge, Hopkins.
He needs way more discipline, no question.
Hey check this out.
Hey dudes, let's go help me out.
Hey I'm here to help.
Hey, don't push me, I know 328 ways to disable you. Non lethal.
Hey, dude.
Hey, have you seen the fighting Lion clan?
Hey, Hopkins.
Hey, I got the real stuff right here.
Hey, I know a good Barber if you need.
Hey, I love a good fight. I'm here for the long haul.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I've got the speed of a leopard. I've been catch up.
Hey, it's called paper, pal. Why don't you act like a real artist?
Hey, Jimmy. Uh, never mind. See.
Hey, Sir.
Hey, thanks, Hopkins.
Hey, what up J?
Hi, miss.
Hi.
Hmm, maybe. I don't know.
Hmm. If you say so.
Holy crap. A fire. A fire.
Holy crud, that is awesome.
Homework really bothers me. I could be working on my techniques when I'm not in class.
Hopkins, I need some backup.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. OK.
Huh. What the.
I can always do better.
I can't believe the carnival's already here. This year is just flying by.
I could break you. Be careful.
I could probably take out at least three ninjas before I had to tap out. Shadow training can make a really big difference.
I could take it.
I could teach you things. The things about come.
I don't care.
I don't even feel like scrapping right now, man.
I don't know if you're looking for trouble, but you're on the right.
I don't normally rap like this, but it was horrible.
I got something for you.
I guess.
I just can't stand her.
I know it. I know we could do.
I know what this is going for.
I need to tape extreme fight gods this weekend.
I really don't know how I'm gonna deal with this, it just drives me mad.
I really hate the kids at this school with these tough guy attitudes. It's so stupid, especially since they have no train.
I say Hopkins is actually something he took out Vincent. I mean, Johnny was a tough guy.
I see we got some new kid here thinks he's a tough guy. I bet he doesn't even have any train.
I think you'll remember now not to play games with me.
I thought it looks so easy.
I was thinking, damn, it's late. Sorry man, later.
I'll be taking that off your hands.
I'll bust you up so badly your mom won't even recognize.
I'll stick around. You could use them.
I'm fist.
I'm getting in on this.
I'm like Ronan. I'm ready to fight if the price is right.
I'm not messing with you man.
I'm not one of these guys who can't.
I'm really getting mad at the teachers. They say that Kung Fu is not a valid physical education activity.
I'm so gonna have a dream about her tonight. I just know.
I'm sure you don't want this to happen again.
I've learned to master any technique within hours. It's a meditation thing that I developed over the summer.
I've now fully memorized all the moves and fight sequences throughout all the movies in my collection.
Is that? Is that Mandy?
It bothers me that I can't figure out why no one in this school can match me. I need some competition and I'm not getting it.
It doesn't hurt me at all.
It was so.
It's not fair.
It's so cool how Russell gonna make me his new defense minister. Well, I'm gonna ask him, but he'll do it.
Jim, you gotta help me.
Jimmy what's?
Jimmy, you wanna check this out? Believe me.
Keep pushing, see what happens.
Let's go it's this way.
Like.
Look, I need your help Jim.
Make it easy on yourself and just hand it out.
Man shut up.
Man, I don't know if I like Dragons touch three or eight.
Man, I just love cheerleaders.
Man, I think this school needs a mixed martial arts team. I could lead them. We could compete. Ohh I'd be.
Man, jujitsu is, like, so cool.
Man, you can't scrap. I thought you was tough.
Man, you just made a mistake that's gonna haunt you forever.
Maybe I should wear my blindfold.
Maybe that's something that I have that you want, no?
Maybe you should drop out of this fight, man.
More training, that's all I need.
My problem is, I know I'm talented and I think it affects my performance. I do much better if I really have to try, you know.
My services are available.
My training has paid off.
Nice get up, man.
Ninja rebirth. Ninja rebirth.
No way is right, chinga better than Kyoko Yoshino.
No way.
No, kid, you'll suck.
No, no, don't like that please.
No, no, no. Come on, don't. I'll do anything stupid.
No, no, not that way.
No, not acceptable.
Now you got what it takes.
Now you're gonna feel the wrath of my tiger.
Oh oh, you use the armbar. Use the armbar.
Oh, oh.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, you like that crane. It was a tiger, not a crane.
Ohh cool.
Ohh cool. Thanks.
Ohh hi.
Ohh man, that new guy really smoked those preps. He's gotta have some serious train.
Ohh my love.
Ohh remember when we were ohh crap I need to go.
Ohh sorry.
Ohh sweet.
Ohh this sucks.
Ohh yeah, great.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yo, real smart or real tough guy, huh?
Ohh, got anymore.
Ohh, I hope no one saw that.
Ohh, I'm real nervous about this.
Ohh, this can't be real.
Ohh, you're walking a fine line.
Ohh.
Ohk word for a treat.
OK, I'm ready. I need help now.
OK, now I've seen it all.
OK, now this is just ugly.
OK, OK, don't try anything. Stop.
OK, OK. OK. We don't need to prove anything.
OK, only a coward hits a man blind side.
OK, so check it out.
OK, so I think Mr. Galloway is secretly training with an ancient hapkido master. Seriously, think about.
OK, sure.
OK, watch yourself.
Oops. My.
Pretty cool hat there, man.
Ready to go to sleep? I hope so, for your sake.
Right on.
Russell's a pretty good fighter, but he just needs to refine his style, you know?
Screw this, I'm not feeling this fit.
See ya.
Seems like you've only got one thing in me.
Slick and slick.
So do you wanna start crying now?
So remember, we're better.
So what the heck are you wear?
So.
Son, what's that on your legs?
Son.
Stay away from me unless you want pain.
Study my fist new.
Stupid, untrained crew.
Suck it up for now.
Take your hands off now.
Thanks kid you are.
That movie game of death really changed my life. I could do so many more styles now.
That was mediocre at best.
That was such a good movie.
That was sweet.
That, my friends, is what you call flawless.
That's a cool shirt, brother.
That's a team.
That's freaking amazing.
That's pretty much how we do it at Bulwer.
That's Rick.
That's unacceptable.
That's what I'm talking about. Ohh yeah.
The bad thing is I don't fully understand brick breaking and that kind of thing yet. It's my weakest area.
The main problem is no one cares about self-defense anyway.
Then our Roundhouse kicked the log and it'll throw the rock off the ledge and into the buck.
There you go.
These guys are weird.
These jocks act so tough, man. They don't even study no styles, man.
They don't teach you about this in the Dojo.
Think you'll be handing that to me?
This is a ninja tactic. Ohh man ohh.
This is all part of my plan.
This is not sanitary. Please, please.
This is really boring.
This is what I need.
This style is called the Devastator.
Uh, no.
Uh, when is this going to get cold?
Use it wisely, OK.
Wait, I said. Wait.
Watch it, I can kill you with my mind.
We are the best.
Well, don't worry about.
Well, every fighter has his struggles.
Well, I sure got the wool pulled over my eyes. Hopkins was a fake. He doesn't even care about bulworth.
Well, I'm ready when you are, and I won't go easy.
Well, maybe.
Well, now I'm clear where we stand.
Well, now what?
Well, we could do this without violence, man, I'm sure.
What a no talent hat.
What do you want? Anything. Anything.
What is wrong with you people?
What the crap?
Whatever, jerk face.
Whoa, man.
Whoa, that was excellent.
Whoa, whoa. What is that?
Whoa, you got a tattoo, sweetie?
Whoa. This is like being a ninja or some.
Wow, now that's class.
Wow. You're smart. You know what's going on.
Yeah, great guys. Real great.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, see ya.
Yeah, well, I can prove this is real. It really happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And it's just every day over and over.
Yeah. So I was thinking about karate.
Yep, you would win. No contest here.
Yo, I sat over here.
You could do your best, but I will defeat you.
You don't even understand what I'm gonna do to you.
You don't have any style do.
You don't have to do this, honest.
You don't wanna find out what I can do?
You ever broken a board with your bare hands?
You ever heard of Honor, pal?
You ever seen a man killed before?
You forced me to do this and you will regret.
You gotta get out of your head. See the trip.
You know what bother me today?
You know, I don't have to be here. I could leave just like that.
You know, I'm really starting to like this Hopkins kid. He's got style now. All he needs is to learn some techniques.
You know, so last night I had a dream that I took out a whole army with my new frog style. I made it up, but I was a warrior man.
You know, why does everyone make fun of ninjas? It's a sad place when people don't believe in Ninja.
You may have just made your last mistake.
You must practice. Only a master can be perfect.
You need this.
You really should get a new hat.
You really want me to hurt you, don't you?
You should think before you act.
You think I'm joking?
You won't be paralyzed. I can arrange that, pal.
You're in so much trouble.
You're really making me angry, OK?
You're scared so you don't show yourself.
You've got till three, then a tiger bite.
5 seconds till I hurt you.
*Whistle
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