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Meet the Fockers (2004) "Meet the Fockers" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2004, directed by Jay Roach. It is the

Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Meet the Fockers" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2004, directed by Jay Roach. It is the sequel to the equally hilarious "Meet the Parents" (2000), and it brings together an exceptional cast to continue the cringe-inducing, yet heartwarming story of the fumbling Greg Focker and his humorous encounters with his wife's eccentric parents.

The film boasts an incredible ensemble cast, with Ben Stiller reprising his role as Greg Focker, the nervous and easily flustered male nurse who is about to marry his sweetheart, Pam Byrnes, played by Teri Polo. Joining them are Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner, who play Pam's parents, the uptight ex-CIA agent Jack Byrnes, and the free-spirited Roz Focker, respectively.

With the stage set, "Meet the Fockers" plunges into a riotous journey when Greg and Pam decide to introduce their parents ahead of their upcoming wedding. The personalities of the Byrnes and Focker families couldn't be more different, leading to hilarious culture clashes and misunderstandings. Jack Byrnes, forever doubtful of Greg's suitability as a husband, arranges for a series of trust-building exercises that spirals into a series of comical disasters.

Adding to the chaos are the Fockers themselves, played brilliantly by Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand. Hoffman shines as Bernie Focker, the laid-back and overly affectionate father who loves nothing more than embracing alternative lifestyles and new age ideologies. Streisand, on the other hand, plays Roz Focker, an open-minded sex therapist who is not shy about discussing intimate details or flaunting her "enhancements."

The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, and their comedic timing is impeccable. De Niro's portrayal of the ex-CIA agent is a standout, blending a stern and suspicious exterior with surprising moments of vulnerability and even hilarity. Stiller, as always, delivers his signature brand of awkward humor, making audiences cringe and laugh in equal measures.

"Meet the Fockers" is a whirlwind of awkward situations and laugh-out-loud moments that keep audiences entertained from start to finish. From disastrous volleyball games to accidentally starting a fire with a candle, the film never loses its comedic momentum. The script is witty and well-written, ensuring that no character is left without their moment to shine.

In addition to its humor, the movie also tackles relatable themes of acceptance and family dynamics. Greg's struggle to fit into the Byrnes family while staying true to himself is relatable to many, and the film manages to find a heartwarming resolution amid the chaos.

The success of "Meet the Fockers" led to a third installment in the series, "Little Fockers" (2010), showing the comedic adventures of the Focker and Byrnes families as they navigate the challenges of raising children.

If you're looking for a laughter-filled movie experience, "Meet the Fockers" is a must-watch. You can enjoy the film's fantastic cast, witty script, and uproarious moments that have made it a beloved comedy classic. Whether it's your first time watching or a nostalgic revisit, you can play and download the sounds of "Meet the Fockers" right here for an unforgettable and hilarious experience.

A 15 year old son named Jorge.
A 15 year old son named Jorge.
A a and he has fought
A a and he has fought
A are you thinking maybe my parents might be
A are you thinking maybe my parents might be
A boy. You are my hero.
A boy. You are my hero.
A doctor and a lawyer, what's there to worry about?
A doctor and a lawyer, what's there to worry about?
A few minutes of concentrated work
A few minutes of concentrated work
A few skeletons in his closet that he is not telling you about.
A few skeletons in his closet that he is not telling you about.
A German Army helmet.
A German Army helmet.
A la fancy shmancy.
A la fancy shmancy.
A little birdie told me
A little birdie told me
A little birdie told me that one of our guests here
A little birdie told me that one of our guests here
A little birdie!
A little birdie!
A little bit, but it's wo·h it.
A little bit, but it's wo·h it.
A little engagement soiree
A little engagement soiree
A little huggie wuggie never hurt anybody.
A little huggie wuggie never hurt anybody.
A little off color, but very nice.
A little off color, but very nice.
A little pitchfork for Christmas, huh,
A little pitchfork for Christmas, huh,
A lot of the freedoms
A lot of the freedoms
A regular Clarence Darrow.
A regular Clarence Darrow.
A very specific napping schedule.
A very specific napping schedule.
A, um, a a a couples therapy.
A, um, a a a couples therapy.
Abacuses aren't that much fun, are they?
Abacuses aren't that much fun, are they?
About about this little dude right here.
About about this little dude right here.
About family, legacies, children and so forth.
About family, legacies, children and so forth.
About our first time.
About our first time.
About Pam's dad and just, uh,
About Pam's dad and just, uh,
About your engagement with Kevin.
About your engagement with Kevin.
Actually, Mom's office is kind of cluttered.
Actually, Mom's office is kind of cluttered.
After all this buildup,
After all this buildup,
After Denny was sent away to military school,
After Denny was sent away to military school,
Ah, lovely.
Ah, lovely.
Ah! Honey!
Ah! Honey!
All aboard.
All aboard.
All animals have babies
All animals have babies
All I'm saying is,
All I'm saying is,
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, come on. Dad, you got to focus, all right?
All right, come on. Dad, you got to focus, all right?
All right, gentlemen. Let's go. Excuse me.
All right, gentlemen. Let's go. Excuse me.
All right, Mom.
All right, Mom.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
All right, then, uh,
All right, then, uh,
All right, you know what? That's it. That's that's enough humiliation.
All right, you know what? That's it. That's that's enough humiliation.
All right? In a few weeks, I'm not gonna be Pam Byrnes.
All right? In a few weeks, I'm not gonna be Pam Byrnes.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Here we go.
All right. Here we go.
All right. I love you, bye. Hey!
All right. I love you, bye. Hey!
All right. That's all right. Come on.
All right. That's all right. Come on.
All right. You got it, dude.
All right. You got it, dude.
All your might.
All your might.
Almost done.
Almost done.
Almost like a young, half Hispanic Marlon Brando.
Almost like a young, half Hispanic Marlon Brando.
Always question authority.
Always question authority.
And and and reveal that I had sex with lsabel
And and and reveal that I had sex with lsabel
And and and we'll tell them on Sunday before we go.
And and and we'll tell them on Sunday before we go.
And and do what's best for us. Okay?
And and do what's best for us. Okay?
And and I asked her to come and help Bernie in the kitchen this weekend.
And and I asked her to come and help Bernie in the kitchen this weekend.
And and I think they're just nervous and...
And and I think they're just nervous and...
And as beautiful
And as beautiful
And became a stay at home dad.
And became a stay at home dad.
And Bernie is staging a sit in.
And Bernie is staging a sit in.
And chip away with his hammer of truth.
And chip away with his hammer of truth.
And competition and sports.
And competition and sports.
And do you talk yet, Mr. Munchkinhead?
And do you talk yet, Mr. Munchkinhead?
And don't forget to stretch before you try this at home.
And don't forget to stretch before you try this at home.
And get some year round fun in the sun."
And get some year round fun in the sun."
And got ordained as an inter faith minister.
And got ordained as an inter faith minister.
And guess what?
And guess what?
And guess what? You're not in it.
And guess what? You're not in it.
And he glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay?
And he glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay?
And he is a handsome little Focker.
And he is a handsome little Focker.
And he learnt how to do that in about two days.
And he learnt how to do that in about two days.
And he thinks he has to impress you.
And he thinks he has to impress you.
And he's only 15 years old. Isn't that impressive?
And he's only 15 years old. Isn't that impressive?
And his name is Jorge Villalobos.
And his name is Jorge Villalobos.
And I can't make little things
And I can't make little things
And I do that for how many minutes?
And I do that for how many minutes?
And I get it all wrong.
And I get it all wrong.
And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place
And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place
And I have to tell you,
And I have to tell you,
And I let him watch TV.
And I let him watch TV.
And I made a mistake.
And I made a mistake.
And I retired right before I met Greg.
And I retired right before I met Greg.
And I squeezed them myself.
And I squeezed them myself.
And I want to take advantage of it.
And I want to take advantage of it.
And I'll give you the deed to her house.
And I'll give you the deed to her house.
And I'm Bernard Focker, Gaylord's father,
And I'm Bernard Focker, Gaylord's father,
And I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
And I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
And I'm not so sure Roz is a yoga instructor, either.
And I'm not so sure Roz is a yoga instructor, either.
And I've got news for you, Jack,
And I've got news for you, Jack,
And if I might add...
And if I might add...
And if Jorge really is your son,
And if Jorge really is your son,
And it'll ease the pain, he'll go to sleep.
And it'll ease the pain, he'll go to sleep.
And it's very near the communal commode.
And it's very near the communal commode.
And just take a little vacation in there.
And just take a little vacation in there.
And let me hear your bodies talk.
And let me hear your bodies talk.
And Mom wants to be the cheese.
And Mom wants to be the cheese.
And most of all,
And most of all,
And my back went into spasm.
And my back went into spasm.
And my office is all ready for them to sleep in.
And my office is all ready for them to sleep in.
And now it's time for the ladies
And now it's time for the ladies
And now, for the piece de resistance.
And now, for the piece de resistance.
And once I begin the sequence of combat,
And once I begin the sequence of combat,
And one Jorge Villalobos.
And one Jorge Villalobos.
And our flight gets in 7:30,
And our flight gets in 7:30,
And Pam is pregnant.
And Pam is pregnant.
And play weird sex games that everybody can hear in the house.
And play weird sex games that everybody can hear in the house.
And playing around with some ideas
And playing around with some ideas
And reflect on my thoughts.
And reflect on my thoughts.
And she's waiting for you to pounce on her.
And she's waiting for you to pounce on her.
And skeletons don't like living in closets.
And skeletons don't like living in closets.
And smiling like that.
And smiling like that.
And still you stayed to raise her child?
And still you stayed to raise her child?
And that is the hard part.
And that is the hard part.
And that's all that matters.
And that's all that matters.
And the sooner you accept that,
And the sooner you accept that,
And the woman craves his sperm
And the woman craves his sperm
And then later I'll enjoy a nice poop."
And then later I'll enjoy a nice poop."
And then later, when it's the proper, you know, setting, I can...
And then later, when it's the proper, you know, setting, I can...
And there's no reason to hurt my feelings.
And there's no reason to hurt my feelings.
And this is Pam Byrnes, my fiancee.
And this is Pam Byrnes, my fiancee.
And tonight, for the first time in your life,
And tonight, for the first time in your life,
And we're all grownups here and we shake hands like men.
And we're all grownups here and we shake hands like men.
And what you said to those people
And what you said to those people
And who gives this woman to this man?
And who gives this woman to this man?
And who's this little hairball?
And who's this little hairball?
And why are you wearing antlers?
And why are you wearing antlers?
And yeah, fixed. Moses.
And yeah, fixed. Moses.
And you didn't have a job?
And you didn't have a job?
And you should tell people that you are a good lawyer, which he is,
And you should tell people that you are a good lawyer, which he is,
And you were so
And you were so
And you're a very sensual man.
And you're a very sensual man.
And you're telling me there's no monkey business?
And you're telling me there's no monkey business?
And your parents are great.
And your parents are great.
And, also, uh,
And, also, uh,
And, oh, apparently you have the hots for my mom.
And, oh, apparently you have the hots for my mom.
And, then, we're flying to Miami tomorrow with the Byrneses.
And, then, we're flying to Miami tomorrow with the Byrneses.
And, uh, we're thinking of moving it up to June.
And, uh, we're thinking of moving it up to June.
And, you know, l l I really
And, you know, l l I really
Any whipped cream with your sundae?
Any whipped cream with your sundae?
Anyone in the mood for Chinese?
Anyone in the mood for Chinese?
Anyway, I'm just calling to double check
Anyway, I'm just calling to double check
Are Deb and Bob house sitting, while we're in Florida?
Are Deb and Bob house sitting, while we're in Florida?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding? That guy's in such denial,
Are you kidding? That guy's in such denial,
Are you ready to admit
Are you ready to admit
Are you sure you don't want
Are you sure you don't want
As a cou·es· to your fellow passengers,
As a cou·es· to your fellow passengers,
As far as your parents are concerned, I'm still a horticulturist.
As far as your parents are concerned, I'm still a horticulturist.
As I am about to set sail
As I am about to set sail
As sensitive and as intelligent
As sensitive and as intelligent
As soon as Little Jack's topped off,
As soon as Little Jack's topped off,
As this young lady sitting right here before us.
As this young lady sitting right here before us.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
At ease, son. Put away the Taser.
At ease, son. Put away the Taser.
At Harry Focker's Good Time Supper Club,
At Harry Focker's Good Time Supper Club,
At least 15 boogers since he's been here
At least 15 boogers since he's been here
At least I'm comfortable enough in my own skin
At least I'm comfortable enough in my own skin
At least you have the libido of a teenager.
At least you have the libido of a teenager.
Ay ya yay. Nicht gut.
Ay ya yay. Nicht gut.
Bazooka! Bazooka!
Bazooka! Bazooka!
Be quiet.
Be quiet.
Because he has
Because he has
Because he's full of...
Because he's full of...
Because he's terrified,
Because he's terrified,
Because I didn't want our parents to meet.
Because I didn't want our parents to meet.
Because I think your fiance may have
Because I think your fiance may have
Because I'm not ready to tell him I'm pregnant.
Because I'm not ready to tell him I'm pregnant.
Because she keeps touching my stomach
Because she keeps touching my stomach
Because sometimes I get wound up so tight,
Because sometimes I get wound up so tight,
Because the man is such a sexual dynamo
Because the man is such a sexual dynamo
Because we love our son? We hug our son?
Because we love our son? We hug our son?
Because we're done!
Because we're done!
Because, yeah, I don't want Pam to feel uncomfortable.
Because, yeah, I don't want Pam to feel uncomfortable.
Because, you know, after two years,
Because, you know, after two years,
Before they cut the cake.
Before they cut the cake.
Being a florist is stressful?
Being a florist is stressful?
Bern, did you show them where they're sleeping?
Bern, did you show them where they're sleeping?
Bernard, do you mind if I have some privacy?
Bernard, do you mind if I have some privacy?
Bernard, get out from under the vehicle
Bernard, get out from under the vehicle
Bernard, if you continue,
Bernard, if you continue,
Bernie Focker!
Bernie Focker!
Bernie, surveillance technology has helped protect
Bernie, surveillance technology has helped protect
Bernie, this fritatta is wonderful.
Bernie, this fritatta is wonderful.
Bernie, this is Jack Byrnes.
Bernie, this is Jack Byrnes.
Bernie, what the heck are you still doing here?
Bernie, what the heck are you still doing here?
Besides, you've already won over my dad,
Besides, you've already won over my dad,
Bingo. Bango. Bungo.
Bingo. Bango. Bungo.
Breast feeding is perfectly natural.
Breast feeding is perfectly natural.
Bring it, dog. Come on. Bring it. Come on.
Bring it, dog. Come on. Bring it. Come on.
Busted.
Busted.
But but that's the name I'm taking.
But but that's the name I'm taking.
But be yourself in a way
But be yourself in a way
But don't tell anyone, okay? One more.
But don't tell anyone, okay? One more.
But had I been able to,
But had I been able to,
But he understands. Observe.
But he understands. Observe.
But he's a little, you know, whacko.
But he's a little, you know, whacko.
But he's also a little meshuggenah.
But he's also a little meshuggenah.
But I'm going to trust you.
But I'm going to trust you.
But I'm not sure you realize that.
But I'm not sure you realize that.
But I'm very proud of you, Gaylord.
But I'm very proud of you, Gaylord.
But if it's all right with you, Greg,
But if it's all right with you, Greg,
But in my opinion,
But in my opinion,
But it'll be good for you, you know, to,
But it'll be good for you, you know, to,
But lions can't be captives their entire lives.
But lions can't be captives their entire lives.
But Pam and l have been doing a little thinkin'
But Pam and l have been doing a little thinkin'
But someone needs to be official quarterback.
But someone needs to be official quarterback.
But there was a cold snap and... Tell him.
But there was a cold snap and... Tell him.
But they they're well intentioned
But they they're well intentioned
But very interesting.
But very interesting.
But we won't tell Grandpa Jack, will we?
But we won't tell Grandpa Jack, will we?
But we're finally all together.
But we're finally all together.
But you have to do it with two fingers.
But you have to do it with two fingers.
But you have to promise
But you have to promise
But you should never talk to a woman like that,
But you should never talk to a woman like that,
But you wanted to win,
But you wanted to win,
But you will regain motor functions momentarily.
But you will regain motor functions momentarily.
But you're not dead, either.
But you're not dead, either.
But you're not raising Little Buddha over here.
But you're not raising Little Buddha over here.
But, honey... Oh!
But, honey... Oh!
But, like studying a frozen caveman,
But, like studying a frozen caveman,
But, uh, Mr. Gerson is out with, uh, rickets.
But, uh, Mr. Gerson is out with, uh, rickets.
But...
But...
By a less than lethal weapon.
By a less than lethal weapon.
By the way, you're not even in your own circle right now.
By the way, you're not even in your own circle right now.
Bye, Dr. Roz. You're a lifesaver.
Bye, Dr. Roz. You're a lifesaver.
C I what?
C I what?
Can be stimulated through the ears.
Can be stimulated through the ears.
Can I ¡nterest you in a little vodka?
Can I ¡nterest you in a little vodka?
Can I have everybody's attention, please?
Can I have everybody's attention, please?
Can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.
Can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.
Can we just let it go, please?
Can we just let it go, please?
Can we work this out or not?
Can we work this out or not?
Can you believe
Can you believe
Can you believe it's been 15 years?
Can you believe it's been 15 years?
Can you close the cell door?
Can you close the cell door?
Can't you be Sam the carpet cleaning man?
Can't you be Sam the carpet cleaning man?
Captain Jack's orders.
Captain Jack's orders.
Celebrate mediocrity the way you do.
Celebrate mediocrity the way you do.
Champagne, sir?
Champagne, sir?
Champagne?
Champagne?
Check it out.
Check it out.
Checking on the clinic they opened during their honeymoon.
Checking on the clinic they opened during their honeymoon.
Chocolate cake. Qood boy.
Chocolate cake. Qood boy.
Climate controlled motor coach.
Climate controlled motor coach.
Come here, hot stuff.
Come here, hot stuff.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Come here. Oh, I missed you.
Come here. Come here. Oh, I missed you.
Come on,
Come on,
Come on, come on, let's play!
Come on, come on, let's play!
Come on, dig in. Come on. Get it while it's hot.
Come on, dig in. Come on. Get it while it's hot.
Come on, give that kid a hand.
Come on, give that kid a hand.
Come on, honey, I knew it the minute I saw her.
Come on, honey, I knew it the minute I saw her.
Come on, honey. How often do we get to be grandparents?
Come on, honey. How often do we get to be grandparents?
Come on, huddle up.
Come on, huddle up.
Come on, I'm gonna get some whipped cream
Come on, I'm gonna get some whipped cream
Come on, Jack, it'll be fun, we'll swap wives.
Come on, Jack, it'll be fun, we'll swap wives.
Come on, Jack. You're family.
Come on, Jack. You're family.
Come on, let me work out the kinks.
Come on, let me work out the kinks.
Come on, let's conga.
Come on, let's conga.
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Come on, let's put this family back together.
Come on, let's put this family back together.
Come on, man, you know
Come on, man, you know
Come on, tell us how you popped your cherry. Come on.
Come on, tell us how you popped your cherry. Come on.
Come on, this way!
Come on, this way!
Come on, we should be celebrating.
Come on, we should be celebrating.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Keep going.
Come on. Come on. Keep going.
Come on. I want to introduce you to somebody.
Come on. I want to introduce you to somebody.
Come up here, Jorge. Come up here.
Come up here, Jorge. Come up here.
Congratulations, Jacko.
Congratulations, Jacko.
Cover your nose. You're terrifying him.
Cover your nose. You're terrifying him.
Cowboy hat is off the door!
Cowboy hat is off the door!
Dad, come on, get up.
Dad, come on, get up.
Dad, come on, it's a cop.
Dad, come on, it's a cop.
Dad, come on.
Dad, come on.
Dad, Dad, no, no,
Dad, Dad, no, no,
Dad, dad, wait a second.
Dad, dad, wait a second.
Dad, Greg deals with little kids in the ER all the time.
Dad, Greg deals with little kids in the ER all the time.
Dad, he humps everything that moves.
Dad, he humps everything that moves.
Dad, I told you six months ago
Dad, I told you six months ago
Dad, it's a map of Detroit.
Dad, it's a map of Detroit.
Dad, no.
Dad, no.
Dad, that's not natural, that's just weird.
Dad, that's not natural, that's just weird.
Dad, what are you doing? We never play football.
Dad, what are you doing? We never play football.
Dad, you gotta take down that weird shrine thing.
Dad, you gotta take down that weird shrine thing.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad. Dad, you continue the tour.
Dad. Dad, you continue the tour.
Daddy, come back, please.
Daddy, come back, please.
Daddy, I was gonna tell you after the wedding, I swear.
Daddy, I was gonna tell you after the wedding, I swear.
Daddy, please. Daddy, where are you going?
Daddy, please. Daddy, where are you going?
Daddy, what is this thing?
Daddy, what is this thing?
Daddy, would you mind...
Daddy, would you mind...
Daddy?
Daddy?
Daddy.
Daddy.
Debbie's breast might might actually feel like.
Debbie's breast might might actually feel like.
Did he say what I am thinking?
Did he say what I am thinking?
Did you have a nice conversation
Did you have a nice conversation
Did you meet his kids, Randy and Horny?
Did you meet his kids, Randy and Horny?
Did you order the Tom Collins, sir?
Did you order the Tom Collins, sir?
Did you plan this?
Did you plan this?
Dina, come on, let's go.
Dina, come on, let's go.
Dina, I'm a sex therapist,
Dina, I'm a sex therapist,
Dina!
Dina!
Discussing that with you, Bernard.
Discussing that with you, Bernard.
Do me a favor.
Do me a favor.
Do we miss our flight or...
Do we miss our flight or...
Do whatever it takes.
Do whatever it takes.
Do you know that? Yes, I know that.
Do you know that? Yes, I know that.
Do you like fishes?
Do you like fishes?
Do you mind if I put some foam down on your rug?
Do you mind if I put some foam down on your rug?
Does indeed join my family circle,
Does indeed join my family circle,
Does she still climax regularly?
Does she still climax regularly?
Does that Jorge resemble anyone you know?
Does that Jorge resemble anyone you know?
Doin' a little show for you.
Doin' a little show for you.
Dom.
Dom.
Don't break him down. Just let him be.
Don't break him down. Just let him be.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't shush me, I'm a lawyer.
Don't shush me, I'm a lawyer.
Don't tell him, okay?
Don't tell him, okay?
Don't tell me you kept his umbilical cord.
Don't tell me you kept his umbilical cord.
Don't they have height requirements?
Don't they have height requirements?
Don't worry about it, Greg.
Don't worry about it, Greg.
Don't worry, he'll get us out of this.
Don't worry, he'll get us out of this.
Don't worry, you'll get her back after the game.
Don't worry, you'll get her back after the game.
Don't worry, your rental insurance should take care of it.
Don't worry, your rental insurance should take care of it.
Don't worry. I'll be discreet. I put all my toys away.
Don't worry. I'll be discreet. I put all my toys away.
Don't worry. Moses is more of a lover than a fighter.
Don't worry. Moses is more of a lover than a fighter.
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
Don't you worry, baby.
Don't you worry, baby.
Don't. don't, Dad, he said to remain in the vehicle.
Don't. don't, Dad, he said to remain in the vehicle.
Down here, Greg.
Down here, Greg.
Dr. Monroe said no aggravating your sciatica.
Dr. Monroe said no aggravating your sciatica.
Dr. Roz saved my marriage.
Dr. Roz saved my marriage.
Duck hunting? Me and you?
Duck hunting? Me and you?
Duck hunting? Yeah. Mmm hmm.
Duck hunting? Yeah. Mmm hmm.
Eating chimichangas and working out their issues.
Eating chimichangas and working out their issues.
El Stiffo was really starting to freak me out.
El Stiffo was really starting to freak me out.
Encantada.
Encantada.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Enjoying the moment.
Enjoying the moment.
Every pleasure in the body
Every pleasure in the body
Every time either.
Every time either.
Everybody just stop, okay?
Everybody just stop, okay?
Everybody poops. Sometimes it hurts.
Everybody poops. Sometimes it hurts.
Everybody take a look. See his face.
Everybody take a look. See his face.
Everybody! All right. Everybody just...
Everybody! All right. Everybody just...
Everyone look at how lra's doing it.
Everyone look at how lra's doing it.
Everything's going to be fine, all right?
Everything's going to be fine, all right?
Ew.
Ew.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Exposed his weakness. Okay, okay. On four?
Exposed his weakness. Okay, okay. On four?
Fake the short pass, then hit me here
Fake the short pass, then hit me here
Feeding him chocolates, too.
Feeding him chocolates, too.
Finally.
Finally.
Fine, we'll play three on two.
Fine, we'll play three on two.
Fine, where've you been?
Fine, where've you been?
Flapjack!
Flapjack!
Focker out.
Focker out.
Focker, you've been covering this up from the very beginning.
Focker, you've been covering this up from the very beginning.
Focker!
Focker!
Focker! Focker!
Focker! Focker!
Focker. He's absorbing you like a sponge.
Focker. He's absorbing you like a sponge.
Footy ball?
Footy ball?
For all your spy activities?
For all your spy activities?
For anyone with osteoporosis, gout or goiter.
For anyone with osteoporosis, gout or goiter.
For the baby.
For the baby.
For you know who over there.
For you know who over there.
For you two lovebirds.
For you two lovebirds.
Forget your dog. What about my toilet?
Forget your dog. What about my toilet?
Fortunately, she pumped for a week
Fortunately, she pumped for a week
Forward and backward.
Forward and backward.
Four.
Four.
Foxtrot One out.
Foxtrot One out.
Free and wild.
Free and wild.
Friends? What's that?
Friends? What's that?
Friendship?
Friendship?
From his first trip to the barbershop.
From his first trip to the barbershop.
From your psycho Qrandpa Jack.
From your psycho Qrandpa Jack.
Funny dinner, huh?
Funny dinner, huh?
Gay goes both ways.
Gay goes both ways.
Gay had a monster crush on her when he was a teenager.
Gay had a monster crush on her when he was a teenager.
Gay, be back in a second.
Gay, be back in a second.
Gay, you went duck hunting with with Jack?
Gay, you went duck hunting with with Jack?
Gay, you're just in time to hear me tell the gang
Gay, you're just in time to hear me tell the gang
Gaylord Myron Focker.
Gaylord Myron Focker.
Gee, I'm sorry,
Gee, I'm sorry,
Genius.
Genius.
Get down, Little Jack. Get funky.
Get down, Little Jack. Get funky.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Getting to know them.
Getting to know them.
Give it up to him.
Give it up to him.
Give me some love.
Give me some love.
Glad you could make it, Jorge.
Glad you could make it, Jorge.
Go get her, tiger.
Go get her, tiger.
God! Look at you, you're glowing!
God! Look at you, you're glowing!
Going to the airport?
Going to the airport?
Good enough.
Good enough.
Good evening, miss.
Good evening, miss.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good genes, the Byrnes gene pool.
Good genes, the Byrnes gene pool.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Good night, Greg.
Good night, Greg.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good, 'cause I'd like to invite you to a party.
Good, 'cause I'd like to invite you to a party.
Good, Roz.
Good, Roz.
Good.
Good.
Goose bumps. She loves it.
Goose bumps. She loves it.
Gosh, it's not even our anniversary.
Gosh, it's not even our anniversary.
Great.
Great.
Greg is completely unfit to handle a child.
Greg is completely unfit to handle a child.
Greg just said, "That's it." So I feel much better now.
Greg just said, "That's it." So I feel much better now.
Greg will not drop you, okay?
Greg will not drop you, okay?
Greg, a man reaches a certain age
Greg, a man reaches a certain age
Greg, Greg, Greg. Don't infantilize him. Talk to him like an adult.
Greg, Greg, Greg. Don't infantilize him. Talk to him like an adult.
Greg, honey, that was in the past.
Greg, honey, that was in the past.
Greg, how did this happen?
Greg, how did this happen?
Greg, I am sure tomorrow will be a better day.
Greg, I am sure tomorrow will be a better day.
Greg, Jorge is not your son.
Greg, Jorge is not your son.
Greg, this is Jorge Villalobos.
Greg, this is Jorge Villalobos.
Greg, wait, okay?
Greg, wait, okay?
Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions?
Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions?
Greg?
Greg?
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg. Hi. Hey.
Greg. Hi. Hey.
Greg. Yeah?
Greg. Yeah?
Greg...
Greg...
Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.
Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.
Greggy practically slept in our bed till he was 10.
Greggy practically slept in our bed till he was 10.
Guess who's here?
Guess who's here?
Guys, come on, come on, cut it out.
Guys, come on, come on, cut it out.
Guys, where are you going?
Guys, where are you going?
Guys, you have to lie across the Liberator pad
Guys, you have to lie across the Liberator pad
Guys!
Guys!
Ha, Focker.
Ha, Focker.
Halt.
Halt.
Halt.
Halt.
Has Greg ever mentioned the name Jorge to you? Jor
Has Greg ever mentioned the name Jorge to you? Jor
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Have you ever known me to turn down a chimi?
Have you ever known me to turn down a chimi?
Having a good time?
Having a good time?
Having the, uh, wedding in October,
Having the, uh, wedding in October,
Having this conversation with you.
Having this conversation with you.
He and I went duck hunting together. Didn't we, Greg? Hmm?
He and I went duck hunting together. Didn't we, Greg? Hmm?
He did the same thing to Pam's junior prom date.
He did the same thing to Pam's junior prom date.
He didn't have to say anything.
He didn't have to say anything.
He has a mind like a sponge.
He has a mind like a sponge.
He has a very keen sense for people, Greg.
He has a very keen sense for people, Greg.
He has no connection to Greg whatsoever.
He has no connection to Greg whatsoever.
He has wonderful parental instincts.
He has wonderful parental instincts.
He hasn't spoken to anyone since last night.
He hasn't spoken to anyone since last night.
He knows what that is. Yeah.
He knows what that is. Yeah.
He let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface,
He let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface,
He lives to sniff out stuff like this.
He lives to sniff out stuff like this.
He said definitely don't do it
He said definitely don't do it
He said he wanted to see the RV.
He said he wanted to see the RV.
He seems very uptight.
He seems very uptight.
He shot Greg with truth serum before his speech.
He shot Greg with truth serum before his speech.
He slept in the RV.
He slept in the RV.
He spent eight months in lsrael on a kibbutz,
He spent eight months in lsrael on a kibbutz,
He spoke.
He spoke.
He still thinks his daughter is still a virgin.
He still thinks his daughter is still a virgin.
He thinks it was a cheap shot.
He thinks it was a cheap shot.
He was into all that macho wacho crap.
He was into all that macho wacho crap.
He was really upset
He was really upset
He was squeezing all afternoon.
He was squeezing all afternoon.
He won a trial or two in his day.
He won a trial or two in his day.
He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion.
He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion.
He's a chip off the old block, huh?
He's a chip off the old block, huh?
He's a handsome kid, huh?
He's a handsome kid, huh?
He's always dreamt of me having a white wedding.
He's always dreamt of me having a white wedding.
He's beating you down the field every time.
He's beating you down the field every time.
He's bleeding. He's bleeding, Daddy.
He's bleeding. He's bleeding, Daddy.
He's fine, Greg. He's asleep.
He's fine, Greg. He's asleep.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's got a rubber booby.
He's got a rubber booby.
He's had us trying to impress you,
He's had us trying to impress you,
He's learning to self soothe,
He's learning to self soothe,
He's learning to self soothe.
He's learning to self soothe.
He's mine.
He's mine.
He's my champion.
He's my champion.
He's neglected his own son for 15 years.
He's neglected his own son for 15 years.
He's not fine. If he could use his hands, he'd tell you himself.
He's not fine. If he could use his hands, he'd tell you himself.
He's not gonna find out because we're not going to tell him.
He's not gonna find out because we're not going to tell him.
He's right. It has been good.
He's right. It has been good.
He's so adorable. I could eat him up.
He's so adorable. I could eat him up.
He's so excited about being a grandpa.
He's so excited about being a grandpa.
He's taunting me.
He's taunting me.
He's very special, this one.
He's very special, this one.
Hello, Greg.
Hello, Greg.
Hello, Greg.
Hello, Greg.
Hello, Jorge?
Hello, Jorge?
Hello, my precious.
Hello, my precious.
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello! We're home! Hey, guys.
Hello! We're home! Hey, guys.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Oh! Hello.
Hello. Oh! Hello.
Helpful and and
Helpful and and
Her boobs are bigger. She's hormonal.
Her boobs are bigger. She's hormonal.
Here we go again, Dad.
Here we go again, Dad.
Hey there, Jinxy. How you doing?
Hey there, Jinxy. How you doing?
Hey there, preggers.
Hey there, preggers.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, Bernie.
Hey, Bernie.
Hey, Dad, don't don't don't infantilize him.
Hey, Dad, don't don't don't infantilize him.
Hey, do you guys want some more, uh, wine?
Hey, do you guys want some more, uh, wine?
Hey, Gaylord!
Hey, Gaylord!
Hey, guys,
Hey, guys,
Hey, guys, uh, it's me.
Hey, guys, uh, it's me.
Hey, hey, you.
Hey, hey, you.
Hey, honey.
Hey, honey.
Hey, how did your dad react to the pregnancy news?
Hey, how did your dad react to the pregnancy news?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I got an idea.
Hey, I got an idea.
Hey, I need that doctor right now.
Hey, I need that doctor right now.
Hey, I think I can get Judge lra to marry you guys.
Hey, I think I can get Judge lra to marry you guys.
Hey, Jack, I didn't even know he existed.
Hey, Jack, I didn't even know he existed.
Hey, Jack, you okay?
Hey, Jack, you okay?
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack. Hey, where are you calling from?
Hey, Jack. Hey, where are you calling from?
Hey, listen, don't let Moses go in there. They have a cat.
Hey, listen, don't let Moses go in there. They have a cat.
Hey, listen, sweetie, did you tell your mother I'm pregnant?
Hey, listen, sweetie, did you tell your mother I'm pregnant?
Hey, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you.
Hey, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you.
Hey, look at me, Jack, what am l?
Hey, look at me, Jack, what am l?
Hey, Moses, go ahead,
Hey, Moses, go ahead,
Hey, sweetie. How was your shift?
Hey, sweetie. How was your shift?
Hey, there.
Hey, there.
Hey, this is incredible.
Hey, this is incredible.
Hey, why is Little Jack here?
Hey, why is Little Jack here?
Hey, you did good, Greg.
Hey, you did good, Greg.
Hey, you know who else is great?
Hey, you know who else is great?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Anybody want to get a drink by the lagoon?
Hey! Anybody want to get a drink by the lagoon?
Hey! Jack?
Hey! Jack?
Hey! There's my brother from another mother.
Hey! There's my brother from another mother.
Hey! This is, uh, Dina and Jack Byrnes.
Hey! This is, uh, Dina and Jack Byrnes.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. This is Greg.
Hey. Hey. This is Greg.
Hey. Hey. You're a winner up here and in here.
Hey. Hey. You're a winner up here and in here.
Hey. Sweetie.
Hey. Sweetie.
Hey. What?
Hey. What?
Hi, baby. Hey.
Hi, baby. Hey.
Hi, guys, it's me.
Hi, guys, it's me.
Hi, I'm Roz Focker
Hi, I'm Roz Focker
Hi, It's me. How's it going with the little one?
Hi, It's me. How's it going with the little one?
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Little Jack.
Hi, Little Jack.
Hi, Little Jack. Okay.
Hi, Little Jack. Okay.
Hi, lsabel.
Hi, lsabel.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Honey, would you take this to your mother?
Hi. Honey, would you take this to your mother?
High powered?
High powered?
His communication skills aren't verbal yet,
His communication skills aren't verbal yet,
His first word?
His first word?
His hands are stuck to the bottle of rum.
His hands are stuck to the bottle of rum.
His job was very stressful.
His job was very stressful.
His legacy.
His legacy.
His mind will be far less capable
His mind will be far less capable
His name is Rusty Bridges.
His name is Rusty Bridges.
Hit some driftwood.
Hit some driftwood.
Hmm mmm.
Hmm mmm.
Hmm mmm.
Hmm mmm.
Hmm mmm. Okay.
Hmm mmm. Okay.
Hmm? Fun bolts. No, not very fun.
Hmm? Fun bolts. No, not very fun.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Sure, sweetheart.
Hmm. Sure, sweetheart.
Hmm. Yeah, it's nice.
Hmm. Yeah, it's nice.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Hon, put the hat back on the door, okay?
Hon, put the hat back on the door, okay?
Honey (Bernie) I can't.
Honey (Bernie) I can't.
Honey, are you all right?
Honey, are you all right?
Honey, come on, you could say he had the hardest job.
Honey, come on, you could say he had the hardest job.
Honey, get yourself over here.
Honey, get yourself over here.
Honey, half the people at this table have penises.
Honey, half the people at this table have penises.
Honey, he's like his father.
Honey, he's like his father.
Honey, I love details.
Honey, I love details.
Honey, I said a thimble, not a bottle.
Honey, I said a thimble, not a bottle.
Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
Honey, I'm just saying
Honey, I'm just saying
Honey, look at all your awards.
Honey, look at all your awards.
Honey, stop. We're having fun.
Honey, stop. We're having fun.
Honey, they're leaving. The Byrneses won't know they were here.
Honey, they're leaving. The Byrneses won't know they were here.
Honey, this weekend is gonna be fine.
Honey, this weekend is gonna be fine.
Honey, we're in a covert operation.
Honey, we're in a covert operation.
Honey, we're on a very precise schedule.
Honey, we're on a very precise schedule.
Honey, what? Come on, you're hot.
Honey, what? Come on, you're hot.
Honey, what? I'm sorry.
Honey, what? I'm sorry.
Honey, you feel thin. No, no.
Honey, you feel thin. No, no.
Honey, you need to hold him, and kiss him,
Honey, you need to hold him, and kiss him,
Honey, you okay? Are you sure?
Honey, you okay? Are you sure?
Honey, you promised
Honey, you promised
Honey, you want a chimichanga?
Honey, you want a chimichanga?
Honey, you want me to keep you company?
Honey, you want me to keep you company?
Honey, your father thought
Honey, your father thought
Honey.
Honey.
Honey.
Honey.
Honey. What? What?
Honey. What? What?
Hope you got the message. There's been a little change of plans.
Hope you got the message. There's been a little change of plans.
Horribly. He's crying and screaming, and cursing.
Horribly. He's crying and screaming, and cursing.
How a man handles himself on the football field
How a man handles himself on the football field
How about a cappuccino?
How about a cappuccino?
How are things with you and Pam?
How are things with you and Pam?
How are you, baby girl?
How are you, baby girl?
How are you, Little Jack?
How are you, Little Jack?
How could I keep it a secret?
How could I keep it a secret?
How could you not see it?
How could you not see it?
How did it happen?
How did it happen?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How shall I say, intimate contact.
How shall I say, intimate contact.
How you lost your virginity to lsabel.
How you lost your virginity to lsabel.
How?
How?
How?
How?
How're you doin'?
How're you doin'?
How're you doing?
How're you doing?
How's that for a sign?
How's that for a sign?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hut one, hut two, hike!
Hut one, hut two, hike!
Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four. Hike!
Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four. Hike!
I already have a minister in mind.
I already have a minister in mind.
I also was curious about the advice you gave Judge lra.
I also was curious about the advice you gave Judge lra.
I always wanted a spring wedding, you know.
I always wanted a spring wedding, you know.
I am a frozen caveman.
I am a frozen caveman.
I am not hurting him. I am helping him.
I am not hurting him. I am helping him.
I am so excited and thrilled for you.
I am so excited and thrilled for you.
I am the Co Captain. So, I think that falls
I am the Co Captain. So, I think that falls
I am watching you.
I am watching you.
I am watching you.
I am watching you.
I am working on it.
I am working on it.
I appreciate that, Jack.
I appreciate that, Jack.
I beg your pardon.
I beg your pardon.
I better stay here.
I better stay here.
I burn cornflakes.
I burn cornflakes.
I call it the Mannary Gland.
I call it the Mannary Gland.
I can I can see how soft it is from here.
I can I can see how soft it is from here.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I can make a sign to you, too.
I can make a sign to you, too.
I can see the head!
I can see the head!
I can't even fry an egg.
I can't even fry an egg.
I can't have a chink in my chain.
I can't have a chink in my chain.
I can't talk to you.
I can't talk to you.
I can't tell you that.
I can't tell you that.
I can't wait to hear this.
I can't wait to hear this.
I can't win with this kid.
I can't win with this kid.
I caught the ball!
I caught the ball!
I caught the ball.
I caught the ball.
I conceived him with one testicle?
I conceived him with one testicle?
I could do that.
I could do that.
I could just snap.
I could just snap.
I created a life like latex left breast
I created a life like latex left breast
I delivered my first baby.
I delivered my first baby.
I did, in fact, lose my virginity
I did, in fact, lose my virginity
I didn't ask you to turn it into a blood sport.
I didn't ask you to turn it into a blood sport.
I didn't have any monster crush.
I didn't have any monster crush.
I didn't raise you to be a so so lover.
I didn't raise you to be a so so lover.
I didn't say we weren't intimate.
I didn't say we weren't intimate.
I didn't sleep in their bed all that time.
I didn't sleep in their bed all that time.
I do. Jack Tiberius Byrnes.
I do. Jack Tiberius Byrnes.
I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins.
I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins.
I don't even know what she's thinking.
I don't even know what she's thinking.
I don't even remember drinking.
I don't even remember drinking.
I don't know what he said, but
I don't know what he said, but
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about. No, why?
I don't know what you're talking about. No, why?
I don't know why people think they're fun.
I don't know why people think they're fun.
I don't like your little red outfit.
I don't like your little red outfit.
I don't mind at all.
I don't mind at all.
I don't mind pain. I learn from pain.
I don't mind pain. I learn from pain.
I don't think he needs it.
I don't think he needs it.
I don't think you should move just yet.
I don't think you should move just yet.
I don't want the first word out of his mouth
I don't want the first word out of his mouth
I don't, but Jack is really into winning
I don't, but Jack is really into winning
I don't, I think, I don't think it ever came up on my end.
I don't, I think, I don't think it ever came up on my end.
I don't... Did l... I did... I don't...
I don't... Did l... I did... I don't...
I feel so happy.
I feel so happy.
I gave her a little matinee today
I gave her a little matinee today
I get it. Okay?
I get it. Okay?
I got a guy who can fix your RV.
I got a guy who can fix your RV.
I got it. What?
I got it. What?
I got to get my dog!
I got to get my dog!
I had a boob job. Wow.
I had a boob job. Wow.
I had a comparative DNA analysis done last night.
I had a comparative DNA analysis done last night.
I had it made from an exact cast
I had it made from an exact cast
I had no choice. He refuses to tell the truth.
I had no choice. He refuses to tell the truth.
I had some thoughts about the wedding date.
I had some thoughts about the wedding date.
I have a 15 year old son.
I have a 15 year old son.
I have some unfinished business to take care of.
I have some unfinished business to take care of.
I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
I haven't seen my bubeleh in months.
I haven't seen my bubeleh in months.
I hope that's true.
I hope that's true.
I just l...
I just l...
I just hate the idea of keeping secrets from your dad.
I just hate the idea of keeping secrets from your dad.
I just have to say I underestimated you.
I just have to say I underestimated you.
I just wanna lather them up with soap and just...
I just wanna lather them up with soap and just...
I just wanna talk to you for one second.
I just wanna talk to you for one second.
I just wanted it to be a fun game
I just wanted it to be a fun game
I kick kicked you because you're being modest
I kick kicked you because you're being modest
I knew those weren't yoga mats.
I knew those weren't yoga mats.
I knew you were there all along. I wasjust, uh,
I knew you were there all along. I wasjust, uh,
I know exactly what I'm doing, so just trust me,
I know exactly what I'm doing, so just trust me,
I know he's mad,
I know he's mad,
I know how that sounds,
I know how that sounds,
I know how to handle the local cops.
I know how to handle the local cops.
I know my civil rights now.
I know my civil rights now.
I know that you are studying my family like the frozen caveman.
I know that you are studying my family like the frozen caveman.
I know we aren't supposed to watch TV
I know we aren't supposed to watch TV
I know we've been talking about a a fall wedding...
I know we've been talking about a a fall wedding...
I know what this means.
I know what this means.
I know you're not supposed to have this.
I know you're not supposed to have this.
I know, Dad.
I know, Dad.
I know, I know, but it's their choice.
I know, I know, but it's their choice.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. Just give me a second.
I know. Just give me a second.
I know. Lot of information.
I know. Lot of information.
I know. Okay, what is he doing?
I know. Okay, what is he doing?
I know. That's what I was saying.
I know. That's what I was saying.
I left a message yesterday. We were driving
I left a message yesterday. We were driving
I like that thing. Hey, do you mind if l, uh,
I like that thing. Hey, do you mind if l, uh,
I love it.
I love it.
I love the shirt, Dad.
I love the shirt, Dad.
I love this, Roz.
I love this, Roz.
I love you, honey.
I love you, honey.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you.
I made chimichangas. You guys want?
I made chimichangas. You guys want?
I made up a nice spot for you in Roz's office 'cause it gets the best breeze,
I made up a nice spot for you in Roz's office 'cause it gets the best breeze,
I managed to make some lemon juice, too.
I managed to make some lemon juice, too.
I mean, I am still in the Byrnes family circle of trust, right?
I mean, I am still in the Byrnes family circle of trust, right?
I mean, I look at you both together and you're beautiful.
I mean, I look at you both together and you're beautiful.
I mean, I'm not going into the details.
I mean, I'm not going into the details.
I mean, it is a little weird.
I mean, it is a little weird.
I mean, it's romantic out here,
I mean, it's romantic out here,
I mean, they're a little quirky,
I mean, they're a little quirky,
I mean, what if it was Jinxy
I mean, what if it was Jinxy
I mean, why are you so afraid of this Jack?
I mean, why are you so afraid of this Jack?
I met some. Yes. I met some, um...
I met some. Yes. I met some, um...
I name baby for you.
I name baby for you.
I need a full comparative DNA analysis
I need a full comparative DNA analysis
I never cheated on you.
I never cheated on you.
I never heard about it before last night.
I never heard about it before last night.
I only have one because the other never dropped.
I only have one because the other never dropped.
I opted for a Kevlar reinforced hull
I opted for a Kevlar reinforced hull
I play too easy. I play too hard.
I play too easy. I play too hard.
I promised Pam, okay?
I promised Pam, okay?
I really don't feel comfortable
I really don't feel comfortable
I really would've wanted a girl
I really would've wanted a girl
I said shut it.
I said shut it.
I say who's in or out of the circle.
I say who's in or out of the circle.
I see a Nobel Prize in your future.
I see a Nobel Prize in your future.
I see that kind of injury all the time at the hospital.
I see that kind of injury all the time at the hospital.
I see. She knows that.
I see. She knows that.
I shot at a duck and... Mmm hmm.
I shot at a duck and... Mmm hmm.
I should've known this was gonna go on.
I should've known this was gonna go on.
I slept all right, thank you.
I slept all right, thank you.
I still masturbate to Pam.
I still masturbate to Pam.
I think a competitive drive
I think a competitive drive
I think he did.
I think he did.
I think he likes me.
I think he likes me.
I think he's saying not to be ourselves.
I think he's saying not to be ourselves.
I think I might've clipped it or...
I think I might've clipped it or...
I think I'll sit it out with Little Jack, okay?
I think I'll sit it out with Little Jack, okay?
I think I'll take him inside.
I think I'll take him inside.
I think Pam and I should should get married
I think Pam and I should should get married
I think she's attractive.
I think she's attractive.
I think so, too.
I think so, too.
I think that baby might need a couple of pulls
I think that baby might need a couple of pulls
I think that I can help you and Jack reconnect.
I think that I can help you and Jack reconnect.
I think this will get Jack's blood flowing.
I think this will get Jack's blood flowing.
I think we've got a little protester on our hands.
I think we've got a little protester on our hands.
I think you should go up there and apologize.
I think you should go up there and apologize.
I thought so.
I thought so.
I thought this was a repair shop.
I thought this was a repair shop.
I thought we were I thought we were, we're flying tomorrow.
I thought we were I thought we were, we're flying tomorrow.
I thought we were just having a nice quiet dinner.
I thought we were just having a nice quiet dinner.
I thought we'd be married before we got pregnant.
I thought we'd be married before we got pregnant.
I thought you guys were flying in tonight.
I thought you guys were flying in tonight.
I thought you had a sister?
I thought you had a sister?
I thought you ordered room service.
I thought you ordered room service.
I thought you were making a call.
I thought you were making a call.
I thought you'd never ask.
I thought you'd never ask.
I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain.
I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain.
I told you I'll have my doctor look at it when I get home.
I told you I'll have my doctor look at it when I get home.
I took care of everything.
I took care of everything.
I used to call him a young ******* Marlon Brando.
I used to call him a young ******* Marlon Brando.
I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
I want to say one more thing about my vasectomy.
I want to say one more thing about my vasectomy.
I want to talk to him like he's a baby.
I want to talk to him like he's a baby.
I want you to conduct a field test for us, Greg.
I want you to conduct a field test for us, Greg.
I want you to demonstrate
I want you to demonstrate
I was I was just trying to help you, Gay.
I was I was just trying to help you, Gay.
I was actually out by the lagoon
I was actually out by the lagoon
I was getting through to him.
I was getting through to him.
I was going to offer you a sedative.
I was going to offer you a sedative.
I was in the CIA for 32 years.
I was in the CIA for 32 years.
I was just, uh, practicing my Capoeira. What?
I was just, uh, practicing my Capoeira. What?
I was sure I had that pegged.
I was sure I had that pegged.
I was trying to do you a favor.
I was trying to do you a favor.
I was, uh, coming to apologize
I was, uh, coming to apologize
I went overboard?
I went overboard?
I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in,
I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in,
I went to the bathroom to pee and now I'm talking to you,
I went to the bathroom to pee and now I'm talking to you,
I will not stand down.
I will not stand down.
I wish we could set a wedding date
I wish we could set a wedding date
I wish you'd let me give you a quick exam.
I wish you'd let me give you a quick exam.
I won't disappoint you.
I won't disappoint you.
I would never lie to you about anything like that.
I would never lie to you about anything like that.
I wouldn't exactly call Uh oh!
I wouldn't exactly call Uh oh!
I'd be discreet about my profession, Greg, if I were you.
I'd be discreet about my profession, Greg, if I were you.
I'd do anything for that woman.
I'd do anything for that woman.
I'd give it a shot with Jack tonight.
I'd give it a shot with Jack tonight.
I'd like to Fockerize you.
I'd like to Fockerize you.
I'd like to talk to Pam and Dina in private.
I'd like to talk to Pam and Dina in private.
I'd rather have it on, thank you.
I'd rather have it on, thank you.
I'll bet he does.
I'll bet he does.
I'll feel much more comfortable
I'll feel much more comfortable
I'll have a much better idea of where you're going.
I'll have a much better idea of where you're going.
I'll leave you two guys to talk.
I'll leave you two guys to talk.
I'll run a down and in, draw in the defense,
I'll run a down and in, draw in the defense,
I'll secure the physical evidence and the handoff will be
I'll secure the physical evidence and the handoff will be
I'll see her in class next week.
I'll see her in class next week.
I'll throw you the ball, you try to catch it, okay.
I'll throw you the ball, you try to catch it, okay.
I'm a lawyer, Jack.
I'm a lawyer, Jack.
I'm amazed he finds the time to cook
I'm amazed he finds the time to cook
I'm calling a family conference.
I'm calling a family conference.
I'm calling a family conference.
I'm calling a family conference.
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming with you, Son.
I'm coming with you, Son.
I'm Dina Byrnes. It's so nice to meet you.
I'm Dina Byrnes. It's so nice to meet you.
I'm feeling a little tired.
I'm feeling a little tired.
I'm fine, Greg, thank you.
I'm fine, Greg, thank you.
I'm fine. I'm going to try this on.
I'm fine. I'm going to try this on.
I'm going to give you a few minutes of attention.
I'm going to give you a few minutes of attention.
I'm going to just ask you once.
I'm going to just ask you once.
I'm going to rearrange your bouquet.
I'm going to rearrange your bouquet.
I'm gonna be Pamela Focker.
I'm gonna be Pamela Focker.
I'm gonna give you a crash course, okay?
I'm gonna give you a crash course, okay?
I'm gonna teach this florist some justice, Focker style.
I'm gonna teach this florist some justice, Focker style.
I'm gonna tell Mom we're here, okay?
I'm gonna tell Mom we're here, okay?
I'm here to clean your carpet.
I'm here to clean your carpet.
I'm in far too much physical agony, Bernie.
I'm in far too much physical agony, Bernie.
I'm in my RV.
I'm in my RV.
I'm just gonna store it in the Captain's closet.
I'm just gonna store it in the Captain's closet.
I'm married to a powerful woman.
I'm married to a powerful woman.
I'm monitoring him from a high powered
I'm monitoring him from a high powered
I'm not asking anything of you, Dad.
I'm not asking anything of you, Dad.
I'm not going to apologize to them.
I'm not going to apologize to them.
I'm not gonna take a drink.
I'm not gonna take a drink.
I'm not gonna throw a brick at your window.
I'm not gonna throw a brick at your window.
I'm not moving, Jack.
I'm not moving, Jack.
I'm not really a florist, Bernard.
I'm not really a florist, Bernard.
I'm not shushing you.
I'm not shushing you.
I'm not so sure
I'm not so sure
I'm not sure. I never thought this'd be an issue.
I'm not sure. I never thought this'd be an issue.
I'm one step ahead of you.
I'm one step ahead of you.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I can, Mr. Mom.
I'm pretty sure I can, Mr. Mom.
I'm really into it.
I'm really into it.
I'm saying that I've seen that kid eat
I'm saying that I've seen that kid eat
I'm saying, if you had kept your mouth shut
I'm saying, if you had kept your mouth shut
I'm sending you a visual uplink now.
I'm sending you a visual uplink now.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm sorry that I can't make little "poop" sounds
I'm sorry that I can't make little "poop" sounds
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I've never seen people
I'm sorry. I've never seen people
I'm starting to see
I'm starting to see
I'm talking, less than a thimbleful.
I'm talking, less than a thimbleful.
I'm thinking of getting it patented.
I'm thinking of getting it patented.
I'm trying to cement relationships here.
I'm trying to cement relationships here.
I'm trying to get us out of here.
I'm trying to get us out of here.
I'm trying to understand why you run around
I'm trying to understand why you run around
I'm trying, Dad.
I'm trying, Dad.
I'm two weeks late. I'm nauseous,
I'm two weeks late. I'm nauseous,
I'm, like, uh, o·c·a·· your uncle now.
I'm, like, uh, o·c·a·· your uncle now.
I've been hugging him in secret,
I've been hugging him in secret,
I've been saying it since I was 1 1 .
I've been saying it since I was 1 1 .
I've been waiting so long to see you. My best buddy.
I've been waiting so long to see you. My best buddy.
I've been watching you, Jack.
I've been watching you, Jack.
I've ever seen in my life.
I've ever seen in my life.
I've met Randy and Horny. Yes.
I've met Randy and Horny. Yes.
I've never washed it.
I've never washed it.
I've sat back and taken it. But now,
I've sat back and taken it. But now,
If I can see where you came from,
If I can see where you came from,
If I know Bernie,
If I know Bernie,
If it's brown flush it down" policy.
If it's brown flush it down" policy.
If you ask me, it wouldn't be so bad
If you ask me, it wouldn't be so bad
If you can't sleep. Go on. Have a seat.
If you can't sleep. Go on. Have a seat.
If you don't mind me asking, how is your sex life?
If you don't mind me asking, how is your sex life?
If you don't trust anyone that's in it, Dad.
If you don't trust anyone that's in it, Dad.
If you fail to comply, I will arrest you.
If you fail to comply, I will arrest you.
If your family circle
If your family circle
If your future in laws heard this.
If your future in laws heard this.
Imagine what he would have looked like if I had two.
Imagine what he would have looked like if I had two.
In a retirement home in Point Beach.
In a retirement home in Point Beach.
In his big basket of fun. Mmm?
In his big basket of fun. Mmm?
In his trailer in precisely three minutes.
In his trailer in precisely three minutes.
In my first really passionate sexual awakening,
In my first really passionate sexual awakening,
In my ship of life,
In my ship of life,
In six months, you and Pam are gonna be married.
In six months, you and Pam are gonna be married.
In the end zone with a Hail Mary.
In the end zone with a Hail Mary.
In the first place we wouldn't be in this mess.
In the first place we wouldn't be in this mess.
In the trailer?
In the trailer?
Infants can get very confused and upset
Infants can get very confused and upset
Into your skeletal muscle tissue.
Into your skeletal muscle tissue.
Is a Tom Collins man.
Is a Tom Collins man.
Is it made with fresh lemon juice?
Is it made with fresh lemon juice?
Is that a needle?
Is that a needle?
Is that classified information?
Is that classified information?
Is that clear? Mmm hmm.
Is that clear? Mmm hmm.
Is that lsabel?
Is that lsabel?
Is that tartar sauce on your shoulder?
Is that tartar sauce on your shoulder?
Is that your father?
Is that your father?
Is the essential key that makes America
Is the essential key that makes America
Is there a baby on board?
Is there a baby on board?
Is there anything you want to tell me
Is there anything you want to tell me
Is this not the most handsome young man
Is this not the most handsome young man
Is your father the mechanic?
Is your father the mechanic?
Isn't it nice to finally display your accomplishments, Son?
Isn't it nice to finally display your accomplishments, Son?
Isn't it nice?
Isn't it nice?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Isn't it? Yeah, it is. It's nice.
Isn't it? Yeah, it is. It's nice.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that great?
Isn't that lovely?
Isn't that lovely?
Isn't that nice, Jack?
Isn't that nice, Jack?
Isn't that sweet?
Isn't that sweet?
It all starts with a little bit of, uh,
It all starts with a little bit of, uh,
It can only end with your demise.
It can only end with your demise.
It gets her every time.
It gets her every time.
It is less confusing because of the texture...
It is less confusing because of the texture...
It just happened. You know you know how it happens.
It just happened. You know you know how it happens.
It just slipped out of my mouth. l
It just slipped out of my mouth. l
It keeps me level.
It keeps me level.
It might take a couple of weeks, Santa.
It might take a couple of weeks, Santa.
It was Barry Poppins.
It was Barry Poppins.
It was incredible. I mean, just
It was incredible. I mean, just
It was really, you know, for me it was like...
It was really, you know, for me it was like...
It was supposed to be a surprise.
It was supposed to be a surprise.
It was your idea? Yes.
It was your idea? Yes.
It was, what, 15 years ago.
It was, what, 15 years ago.
It will lead us to the freeway.
It will lead us to the freeway.
It'll do you good.
It'll do you good.
It's a custom designed,
It's a custom designed,
It's a Lomi Lomi massage
It's a Lomi Lomi massage
It's a simple demonstration.
It's a simple demonstration.
It's a whole other thing with him.
It's a whole other thing with him.
It's a wine spritzer.
It's a wine spritzer.
It's about me and Pam.
It's about me and Pam.
It's about passion.
It's about passion.
It's almost like he knew it was coming.
It's almost like he knew it was coming.
It's been almost an hour.
It's been almost an hour.
It's been so effective,
It's been so effective,
It's called an undescending testicle.
It's called an undescending testicle.
It's cool that your dad is so into being a grandparent.
It's cool that your dad is so into being a grandparent.
It's disrespectful.
It's disrespectful.
It's done, we're out.
It's done, we're out.
It's either one or the other.
It's either one or the other.
It's from our trees here. That's the secret.
It's from our trees here. That's the secret.
It's funny.
It's funny.
It's going good so far, right?
It's going good so far, right?
It's got a great, lifelike, and a...
It's got a great, lifelike, and a...
It's got like a a camera!
It's got like a a camera!
It's great to be here with all of you
It's great to be here with all of you
It's hungry for action.
It's hungry for action.
It's illogical. Why would a carpet cleaner have whipped cream?
It's illogical. Why would a carpet cleaner have whipped cream?
It's Jack Byrnes, remember me?
It's Jack Byrnes, remember me?
It's just a little glue. He's fine.
It's just a little glue. He's fine.
It's just another one of your crazy theories.
It's just another one of your crazy theories.
It's just one little secret.
It's just one little secret.
It's just really easier with Little Jack.
It's just really easier with Little Jack.
It's kind of her own sort of
It's kind of her own sort of
It's kind of like It's like a like a hotel on wheels.
It's kind of like It's like a like a hotel on wheels.
It's nice, all of us being here together,
It's nice, all of us being here together,
It's no problem for me.
It's no problem for me.
It's not about either of you.
It's not about either of you.
It's not about winning or losing,
It's not about winning or losing,
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not true. It is true.
It's not true. It is true.
It's not uncommon, but look at him.
It's not uncommon, but look at him.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's okay, Bernard.
It's okay, Bernard.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. I know.
It's okay. I know.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Just let it come out.
It's okay. Just let it come out.
It's Prof. Einstein.
It's Prof. Einstein.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's sort of, um,
It's sort of, um,
It's taken far too long to do this, you know,
It's taken far too long to do this, you know,
It's taken us this long to meet, huh.
It's taken us this long to meet, huh.
It's the Wall of Gaylord.
It's the Wall of Gaylord.
It's time to put some snow on your mountains.
It's time to put some snow on your mountains.
It's too late for words, Rosalind.
It's too late for words, Rosalind.
It's true. They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.
It's true. They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.
It's very It looks very
It's very It looks very
It's very complicated.
It's very complicated.
It's very creative.
It's very creative.
It's very tender from that horrific football accident.
It's very tender from that horrific football accident.
It's yogaesque.
It's yogaesque.
It's you who is not thinking clearly.
It's you who is not thinking clearly.
It's you.
It's you.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
Jack Byrnes, CIA.
Jack Byrnes, CIA.
Jack Byrnes, out of the RV.
Jack Byrnes, out of the RV.
Jack Byrnes, what are you doing?
Jack Byrnes, what are you doing?
Jack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight.
Jack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight.
Jack must learn from us
Jack must learn from us
Jack said he was into footy ball.
Jack said he was into footy ball.
Jack told me you were okay
Jack told me you were okay
Jack would have a coronary.
Jack would have a coronary.
Jack, come back for an afternoon session.
Jack, come back for an afternoon session.
Jack, don't.
Jack, don't.
Jack, he was screaming.
Jack, he was screaming.
Jack, I am not going to make any excuses. Yes,
Jack, I am not going to make any excuses. Yes,
Jack, I can see it in the mirror. What is it?
Jack, I can see it in the mirror. What is it?
Jack, I think it's you
Jack, I think it's you
Jack, I'm not gonna
Jack, I'm not gonna
Jack, I've never even met that kid before.
Jack, I've never even met that kid before.
Jack, tell me one smart thing the CLIA has done
Jack, tell me one smart thing the CLIA has done
Jack, the baby's teething.
Jack, the baby's teething.
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, you have issues.
Jack, you have issues.
Jack, you in the mood, amigo?
Jack, you in the mood, amigo?
Jack, you promised that you'd behave yourself.
Jack, you promised that you'd behave yourself.
Jack!
Jack!
Jack?
Jack?
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack. Come on.
Jack. Come on.
Jack. Jack.
Jack. Jack.
Jack's always been a little wound up.
Jack's always been a little wound up.
Jacko! Yes.
Jacko! Yes.
Jesus, Jack, you know, I'm not that tired.
Jesus, Jack, you know, I'm not that tired.
Jesus! Moses!
Jesus! Moses!
Jesus! Moses! Hold on.
Jesus! Moses! Hold on.
Jinx, don't do it.
Jinx, don't do it.
Jinxy, no.
Jinxy, no.
Jorge, what did I tell you?
Jorge, what did I tell you?
Judge, what exactly did he say to you?
Judge, what exactly did he say to you?
Just just go down there and apologize to him, okay?
Just just go down there and apologize to him, okay?
Just a...
Just a...
Just as you'd expect.
Just as you'd expect.
Just because they live in denial?
Just because they live in denial?
Just calm down.
Just calm down.
Just don't don't
Just don't don't
Just don't therapize the Byrneses this weekend at all, okay?
Just don't therapize the Byrneses this weekend at all, okay?
Just feel the breast, Greg.
Just feel the breast, Greg.
Just give me a minute to stretch.
Just give me a minute to stretch.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Just like the ones they design on
Just like the ones they design on
Just make Jack feel a little more comfortable here, okay?
Just make Jack feel a little more comfortable here, okay?
Just some other stuff for the weekend.
Just some other stuff for the weekend.
Just stop doing what you're doing!
Just stop doing what you're doing!
Just talk to him like a person.
Just talk to him like a person.
Just to be pulling this life force
Just to be pulling this life force
Just try to understand he's a little person.
Just try to understand he's a little person.
Just you and me, Jack. Mano a mano.
Just you and me, Jack. Mano a mano.
Just...
Just...
Keep her at 55, stay alert.
Keep her at 55, stay alert.
Keep the pressure on it.
Keep the pressure on it.
Kevin. What?
Kevin. What?
Kind of mind body...
Kind of mind body...
Kind of private memories.
Kind of private memories.
Know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
Knowing I have my own Posturepedic bed,
Knowing I have my own Posturepedic bed,
L I don't think the dog is such a good idea.
L I don't think the dog is such a good idea.
L I haven't seen you in years.
L I haven't seen you in years.
L I just can't believe
L I just can't believe
L l I said
L l I said
L l...
L l...
L...
L...
L... Honey, if it is,
L... Honey, if it is,
L.J., are you hungry?
L.J., are you hungry?
L'chaim, everyone.
L'chaim, everyone.
L'ha ha.
L'ha ha.
Lack intimacy in their marriages.
Lack intimacy in their marriages.
Lagoon? Why don't we go show them the lagoon?
Lagoon? Why don't we go show them the lagoon?
Later I'll bring you that, okay?
Later I'll bring you that, okay?
Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is.
Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is.
Let him probe,
Let him probe,
Let it go? Fine.
Let it go? Fine.
Let me hear you roar, baby, roar.
Let me hear you roar, baby, roar.
Let me put it very simply.
Let me put it very simply.
Let them sleep in the trailer.
Let them sleep in the trailer.
Let's finally get your problems out on the table.
Let's finally get your problems out on the table.
Let's find something sexy for the momma to wear.
Let's find something sexy for the momma to wear.
Let's get down to it. The truth is,
Let's get down to it. The truth is,
Let's get your kundalini rising.
Let's get your kundalini rising.
Let's just talk like friendly Floridians.
Let's just talk like friendly Floridians.
Let's lift the veil of mystery.
Let's lift the veil of mystery.
Let's play football!
Let's play football!
Let's see what pre approved genius toys Grandpa Jack has
Let's see what pre approved genius toys Grandpa Jack has
Let's set sail, sailor.
Let's set sail, sailor.
Let's show El Stiffo how we play the game.
Let's show El Stiffo how we play the game.
Let's... Th this is dinner.
Let's... Th this is dinner.
Like like a chink in the chain or...
Like like a chink in the chain or...
Like so.
Like so.
Like the back of my hand.
Like the back of my hand.
Like there was no tomorrow.
Like there was no tomorrow.
Like you have popcorn stuck in the throat. It's a...
Like you have popcorn stuck in the throat. It's a...
Listen carefully. Let me do the talking.
Listen carefully. Let me do the talking.
Listen to your mother. Qoodbye. I love you.
Listen to your mother. Qoodbye. I love you.
Listen, do you have any plans tonight?
Listen, do you have any plans tonight?
Listen, I'm getting a little worried. I haven't heard back from you.
Listen, I'm getting a little worried. I haven't heard back from you.
Listen, no matter how hard he probes you,
Listen, no matter how hard he probes you,
Little Jack is on
Little Jack is on
Little Jack wouldn't stop crying so I gave him some hugs
Little Jack wouldn't stop crying so I gave him some hugs
Little Jack, honey, are you okay?
Little Jack, honey, are you okay?
Little Jack, no.
Little Jack, no.
Little Jack, were you about to speak?
Little Jack, were you about to speak?
Little Jack, what did you just say?
Little Jack, what did you just say?
Little Jack?
Little Jack?
Little somethin' I've been workin' on.
Little somethin' I've been workin' on.
Little trick Bernie taught me.
Little trick Bernie taught me.
Living. Just love.
Living. Just love.
LJ! Little Jack!
LJ! Little Jack!
Look at her! Sweetness!
Look at her! Sweetness!
Look at her.
Look at her.
Look at his darling little teeth,
Look at his darling little teeth,
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at this little number.
Look at this little number.
Look at this place.
Look at this place.
Look at this! Look! lt's it's bolts on a plank.
Look at this! Look! lt's it's bolts on a plank.
Look at those boobs. Man!
Look at those boobs. Man!
Look at you, sulking.
Look at you, sulking.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look, folks, I'm a professional, okay?
Look, folks, I'm a professional, okay?
Look, he sings.
Look, he sings.
Look, we're starting a family, okay?
Look, we're starting a family, okay?
Look, when he reaches your age, for example,
Look, when he reaches your age, for example,
Lot of good memories here.
Lot of good memories here.
Lots of couples our age
Lots of couples our age
Love you. Love you, too.
Love you. Love you, too.
Love?
Love?
Lra, remember, easy on the thrusting.
Lra, remember, easy on the thrusting.
Lra.
Lra.
Lsabel never said anything to me. l l...
Lsabel never said anything to me. l l...
Lsabel's son.
Lsabel's son.
Mad bull.
Mad bull.
Mainly a secure space for me to spend some alone time
Mainly a secure space for me to spend some alone time
Make a little announcement?
Make a little announcement?
Make a long story short, Jack, he wound up with a semicirc.
Make a long story short, Jack, he wound up with a semicirc.
Make noise, that's what this country's all about.
Make noise, that's what this country's all about.
Makes you look like a little demon baby.
Makes you look like a little demon baby.
Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama! Mama!
Man, I just wanna just wanna nestle in there
Man, I just wanna just wanna nestle in there
Man, we're gonna have a grandchild.
Man, we're gonna have a grandchild.
Many unplanned pregnancies happen
Many unplanned pregnancies happen
Mas vino por la mama, si.
Mas vino por la mama, si.
Maybe he's learning to self soothe.
Maybe he's learning to self soothe.
Maybe I should give you some uncley advice.
Maybe I should give you some uncley advice.
Maybe I'll get you
Maybe I'll get you
Maybe if we keep it quiet this weekend and then...
Maybe if we keep it quiet this weekend and then...
Maybe you could drive the night shift.
Maybe you could drive the night shift.
Mind if I take a picture of you?
Mind if I take a picture of you?
Miss, you've to stay calm and take deep breaths, okay?
Miss, you've to stay calm and take deep breaths, okay?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Good to see you.
Mmm. Good to see you.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. That is true.
Mmm. That is true.
Mmm. Very cool.
Mmm. Very cool.
Mmm. Yeah.
Mmm. Yeah.
Mmm. Yes, you...
Mmm. Yes, you...
Mmm. You're just trying to get me back into bed.
Mmm. You're just trying to get me back into bed.
Mo!
Mo!
Molded from his mother's actual left breast,
Molded from his mother's actual left breast,
Mom will be out in a sec. What's that?
Mom will be out in a sec. What's that?
Mom, control yourself.
Mom, control yourself.
Mom, didn't you just take Little Jack back to the room?
Mom, didn't you just take Little Jack back to the room?
Mom, I don't think so.
Mom, I don't think so.
Mom, I know we've been we've been talking about
Mom, I know we've been we've been talking about
Mom, I'm not afraid of him, okay.
Mom, I'm not afraid of him, okay.
Mom, it's not actually It's not a trailer.
Mom, it's not actually It's not a trailer.
Mom, Mom,
Mom, Mom,
Mom, mom, please...
Mom, mom, please...
Mom, stop it. You're hurting him.
Mom, stop it. You're hurting him.
Mom, stop. Key question.
Mom, stop. Key question.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom? Dad?
Mom? Dad?
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom. What are you saying?
Mom. What are you saying?
Mom... Mom, please.
Mom... Mom, please.
More from constant physical contact.
More from constant physical contact.
Morning, partner.
Morning, partner.
Morning.
Morning.
Moses is perfectly trained
Moses is perfectly trained
Moses is sodomizing Jinx,
Moses is sodomizing Jinx,
Moses, get off!
Moses, get off!
Moses, hold on. I'm gonna save you!
Moses, hold on. I'm gonna save you!
Moses!
Moses!
Moses! Moses!
Moses! Moses!
Most back pain is psychological.
Most back pain is psychological.
Most people aren't proud of sixth place ribbons.
Most people aren't proud of sixth place ribbons.
Most people?
Most people?
Mr. Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh?
Mr. Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh?
Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training.
Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training.
Mr. Moose is looking for you.
Mr. Moose is looking for you.
Mucho gusto.
Mucho gusto.
Mucho gusto.
Mucho gusto.
Multidirectional microphone planted in his crib.
Multidirectional microphone planted in his crib.
Muskrat, Dina.
Muskrat, Dina.
Muskrat, Jack. All right.
Muskrat, Jack. All right.
Muskrat.
Muskrat.
My boobs hurt, and I can smell everything.
My boobs hurt, and I can smell everything.
My bubeleh's going to be a father!
My bubeleh's going to be a father!
My bubeleh's going to have a baby!
My bubeleh's going to have a baby!
My daughter keeps secrets from me.
My daughter keeps secrets from me.
My fiancee, who I've delayed marrying for two years
My fiancee, who I've delayed marrying for two years
My future mother in law, Dina Byrnes.
My future mother in law, Dina Byrnes.
My God, you're knotted like a pretzel.
My God, you're knotted like a pretzel.
My God. How did my nephew get so big?
My God. How did my nephew get so big?
My guess is no.
My guess is no.
My lips are sealed.
My lips are sealed.
My mom said my dad wasn't like, mature enough
My mom said my dad wasn't like, mature enough
My own thermostat, my own lavatory facility.
My own thermostat, my own lavatory facility.
My own wife,
My own wife,
My wife does wonderful bodywork, Jack.
My wife does wonderful bodywork, Jack.
My young friend,
My young friend,
My, that tingles.
My, that tingles.
Myra, I need a doctor here right now.
Myra, I need a doctor here right now.
Named after the gentle waves of the Polynesian Sea.
Named after the gentle waves of the Polynesian Sea.
Never met your dad, huh?
Never met your dad, huh?
Never really checked.
Never really checked.
Nice guy. Yeah.
Nice guy. Yeah.
Nice to meet you all.
Nice to meet you all.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to see you, Grandpa.
Nice to see you, Grandpa.
Nice to see you. Yes.
Nice to see you. Yes.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice. Nice party.
Nice. Nice party.
Nine and a half, at least.
Nine and a half, at least.
Nipple is his.
Nipple is his.
No cowboy hat this weekend!
No cowboy hat this weekend!
No good, Foxtrot One, I need a 12 hour turnaround.
No good, Foxtrot One, I need a 12 hour turnaround.
No hard feelings, all right?
No hard feelings, all right?
No matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax
No matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax
No mom. No cowboy hat this weekend.
No mom. No cowboy hat this weekend.
No monkey business of any kind.
No monkey business of any kind.
No monkey business?
No monkey business?
No monkey business. Okay.
No monkey business. Okay.
No more tinkering
No more tinkering
No one I know.
No one I know.
No wine at dinner, no football.
No wine at dinner, no football.
No wonder they don't want to sleep in our shit box.
No wonder they don't want to sleep in our shit box.
No, all right?
No, all right?
No, Dad, he wasn't. That was a really hard shot.
No, Dad, he wasn't. That was a really hard shot.
No, Dad, I can do it myself.
No, Dad, I can do it myself.
No, Dad, this is the family.
No, Dad, this is the family.
No, Dad. Daddy.
No, Dad. Daddy.
No, Dina, come on,
No, Dina, come on,
No, don't don't do any talking.
No, don't don't do any talking.
No, don't worry. The pink part didn't get on you.
No, don't worry. The pink part didn't get on you.
No, feel it, Greg.
No, feel it, Greg.
No, go. Greg can watch him.
No, go. Greg can watch him.
No, he's Pam's nephew.
No, he's Pam's nephew.
No, I am a nurse.
No, I am a nurse.
No, I asked you to play a little defense,
No, I asked you to play a little defense,
No, I do know.
No, I do know.
No, I don't. I've exposed Bernie's weakness
No, I don't. I've exposed Bernie's weakness
No, I haven't, Jack.
No, I haven't, Jack.
No, I haven't.
No, I haven't.
No, I just don't want you to break his RV, Dad,
No, I just don't want you to break his RV, Dad,
No, I will not stand down. You will stand down.
No, I will not stand down. You will stand down.
No, I'd I'd really rather not. Throw the brick.
No, I'd I'd really rather not. Throw the brick.
No, I'm bored. Here!
No, I'm bored. Here!
No, I'm just trying to say
No, I'm just trying to say
No, I'm not having fun.
No, I'm not having fun.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm, I'm fine.
No, I'm, I'm fine.
No, it wasn't 10.
No, it wasn't 10.
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
No, Jack's mole.
No, Jack's mole.
No, no, he's harmless.
No, no, he's harmless.
No, no, honey, 'cause I have to get this off my chest, really.
No, no, honey, 'cause I have to get this off my chest, really.
No, no, I mean with my own family. Excuse us.
No, no, I mean with my own family. Excuse us.
No, no, Mom, you can't tell him.
No, no, Mom, you can't tell him.
No, no, no, I'm gonna be Pamela Martha Focker.
No, no, no, I'm gonna be Pamela Martha Focker.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Come on. He's a human lie detector.
No, no, no, no, no. Come on. He's a human lie detector.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, we're eating dinner, come on.
No, no, no, we're eating dinner, come on.
No, no, no, you don't want to say that word.
No, no, no, you don't want to say that word.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. It has to come off.
No, no, no. It has to come off.
No, No. Airline travel being what it is these days,
No, No. Airline travel being what it is these days,
No, no. But he's very suspicious.
No, no. But he's very suspicious.
No, no. Really. We insist.
No, no. Really. We insist.
No, not yet. He's gonna plotz.
No, not yet. He's gonna plotz.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, that you have a son you never told me about.
No, that you have a son you never told me about.
No, they're in Ko Saimii, Thailand.
No, they're in Ko Saimii, Thailand.
No, you hurt my feelings there,
No, you hurt my feelings there,
No! I can't stand this secrecy anymore. Why?
No! I can't stand this secrecy anymore. Why?
No?
No?
No?
No?
No?
No?
No? No.
No? No.
No.
No.
No. All right.
No. All right.
No. I'm fine. Mom, how do we explain all these people to the Byrneses?
No. I'm fine. Mom, how do we explain all these people to the Byrneses?
No. Thanks.
No. Thanks.
No. There was no monkey business.
No. There was no monkey business.
No. Wait a second, sweetheart.
No. Wait a second, sweetheart.
No. What? Have I ever said the words macho wacho to you in my life?
No. What? Have I ever said the words macho wacho to you in my life?
No. You didn't tell Dad, did you?
No. You didn't tell Dad, did you?
Nobody wants to see this.
Nobody wants to see this.
Nope, just a little flatulence.
Nope, just a little flatulence.
Nope. No sister.
Nope. No sister.
Not good.
Not good.
Not interested.
Not interested.
Not really, Bernard.
Not really, Bernard.
Not that I didn't want her to know. It just, never really...
Not that I didn't want her to know. It just, never really...
Not that I would know.
Not that I would know.
Not tomorrow night.
Not tomorrow night.
Not yet married, and already a little one?
Not yet married, and already a little one?
Nothing, dear.
Nothing, dear.
Nothing, just having some girl talk.
Nothing, just having some girl talk.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. He... I think he has to poop.
Nothing. He... I think he has to poop.
Now let's find out, LJ,
Now let's find out, LJ,
Now look what you did.
Now look what you did.
Now tell me the truth.
Now tell me the truth.
Now we have two failures to comply.
Now we have two failures to comply.
Now you're out of line, Focker.
Now you're out of line, Focker.
Now, I had a vasectomy in 1074...
Now, I had a vasectomy in 1074...
Now, I need the two of you
Now, I need the two of you
Now, I've never met your parents,
Now, I've never met your parents,
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Now, let's get back on point.
Now, let's get back on point.
Now, look at this. I married a teenager. Right?
Now, look at this. I married a teenager. Right?
Now, madame,
Now, madame,
Now, my grandson, Little Jack, is part of that legacy.
Now, my grandson, Little Jack, is part of that legacy.
Now, remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him.
Now, remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him.
Now, to say a few words,
Now, to say a few words,
Now, wait a minute. What does this mean?
Now, wait a minute. What does this mean?
Now, you listen to me, and you listen good.
Now, you listen to me, and you listen good.
Nurse, you're gonna have to deliver that baby yourself.
Nurse, you're gonna have to deliver that baby yourself.
Of absorbing useful information.
Of absorbing useful information.
Of course not, that's Greg's foreskin.
Of course not, that's Greg's foreskin.
Of course, I am. Pam,
Of course, I am. Pam,
Of course, I'm... Yes.
Of course, I'm... Yes.
Of course, of course, take your time.
Of course, of course, take your time.
Of Debbie's left bosom.
Of Debbie's left bosom.
Oh my God, Daddy. You didn't!
Oh my God, Daddy. You didn't!
Oh, and fondue, fondue is going is goin' over.
Oh, and fondue, fondue is going is goin' over.
Oh, and you kept all of his baby teeth.
Oh, and you kept all of his baby teeth.
Oh, and, uh, Jack?
Oh, and, uh, Jack?
Oh, baby monitors. Hidden cameras.
Oh, baby monitors. Hidden cameras.
Oh, believe me,
Oh, believe me,
Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.
Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.
Oh, come on, feel how soft it is.
Oh, come on, feel how soft it is.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Dina, talk to me.
Oh, Dina, talk to me.
Oh, footie footie football?
Oh, footie footie football?
Oh, for pity's sake.
Oh, for pity's sake.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, good, and it's loose,
Oh, good, and it's loose,
Oh, Greg.
Oh, Greg.
Oh, he's he's just kidding.
Oh, he's he's just kidding.
Oh, he's never met his father.
Oh, he's never met his father.
Oh, hey, thanks for the invite, Mr. B.
Oh, hey, thanks for the invite, Mr. B.
Oh, hi, Jack.
Oh, hi, Jack.
Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet.
Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet.
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
Oh, I could tell you some stories about him.
Oh, I could tell you some stories about him.
Oh, I didn't get a message.
Oh, I didn't get a message.
Oh, I didn't know
Oh, I didn't know
Oh, I didn't realize lsabel had a son.
Oh, I didn't realize lsabel had a son.
Oh, I don't think it was quite that long.
Oh, I don't think it was quite that long.
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, I see. Oh.
Oh, I see. Oh.
Oh, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Oh, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Oh, it figures,
Oh, it figures,
Oh, it's a great idea, Jack.
Oh, it's a great idea, Jack.
Oh, it's just the heat. It takes some getting used to.
Oh, it's just the heat. It takes some getting used to.
Oh, Jack,
Oh, Jack,
Oh, Jack, they got them all the way up to 10th place.
Oh, Jack, they got them all the way up to 10th place.
Oh, Jack, wine and candles?
Oh, Jack, wine and candles?
Oh, Jack.
Oh, Jack.
Oh, l I don't know, I never met him.
Oh, l I don't know, I never met him.
Oh, l I don't think that's such a good idea, Greg.
Oh, l I don't think that's such a good idea, Greg.
Oh, little baby.
Oh, little baby.
Oh, look what I brought you.
Oh, look what I brought you.
Oh, look, look, it's a it's a an abacus.
Oh, look, look, it's a it's a an abacus.
Oh, look, look, it's Elmo.
Oh, look, look, it's Elmo.
Oh, look!
Oh, look!
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, mercy, it just gets better and better.
Oh, mercy, it just gets better and better.
Oh, my God, Here we go again. Dad, listen,
Oh, my God, Here we go again. Dad, listen,
Oh, my God, yeah, that could work.
Oh, my God, yeah, that could work.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Are you all right?
Oh, my God! Are you all right?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. You shot my son.
Oh, my God. You shot my son.
Oh, no dice.
Oh, no dice.
Oh, no, come on, we did that last week.
Oh, no, come on, we did that last week.
Oh, no, no, it's it's cool.
Oh, no, no, it's it's cool.
Oh, no, no. You just look like somebody I know.
Oh, no, no. You just look like somebody I know.
Oh, no. Don't shake. He likes the shaking.
Oh, no. Don't shake. He likes the shaking.
Oh, no. He's not a Focker.
Oh, no. He's not a Focker.
Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch you doing baziga to her passport photo
Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch you doing baziga to her passport photo
Oh, really? He does not.
Oh, really? He does not.
Oh, she's just being silly.
Oh, she's just being silly.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Where the hell did he go?
Oh, shit! Where the hell did he go?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, so good.
Oh, so good.
Oh, stuff your muskrat, Jack.
Oh, stuff your muskrat, Jack.
Oh, sure. Oh! I love to cook.
Oh, sure. Oh! I love to cook.
Oh, sure. Well, that makes sense.
Oh, sure. Well, that makes sense.
Oh, taxi!
Oh, taxi!
Oh, Thank you, BJ. Goodbye.
Oh, Thank you, BJ. Goodbye.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that's Gay with the mohel.
Oh, that's Gay with the mohel.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, there's my baby!
Oh, there's my baby!
Oh, they're great in small doses.
Oh, they're great in small doses.
Oh, this is better.
Oh, this is better.
Oh, this young man is quite the mechanic.
Oh, this young man is quite the mechanic.
Oh, watch the nipple. Just around here.
Oh, watch the nipple. Just around here.
Oh, we're gonna have a little baby, a baby.
Oh, we're gonna have a little baby, a baby.
Oh, we're just playing here.
Oh, we're just playing here.
Oh, welcome aboard, me hearties.
Oh, welcome aboard, me hearties.
Oh, well, that explains it.
Oh, well, that explains it.
Oh, well, you know, actually, we're gonna stay in our motor home.
Oh, well, you know, actually, we're gonna stay in our motor home.
Oh, what d¡d I br¡ng? A chocolate.
Oh, what d¡d I br¡ng? A chocolate.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.
Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.
Oh, wow. Will you look at this guy.
Oh, wow. Will you look at this guy.
Oh, yeah, of course I recall. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, of course I recall. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I've heard about this, this baby signing stuff.
Oh, yeah. I've heard about this, this baby signing stuff.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Our former housekeeper, lsabel.
Oh, yeah. Our former housekeeper, lsabel.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you can't start a circle of trust. It's my circle.
Oh, you can't start a circle of trust. It's my circle.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
Oh, your father and I are throwing
Oh, your father and I are throwing
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! All right, guys.
Oh! All right, guys.
Oh! But isn't it wonderful, Jack?
Oh! But isn't it wonderful, Jack?
Oh! Don't you dare! Stop it!
Oh! Don't you dare! Stop it!
Oh! Extremely good trial lawyer.
Oh! Extremely good trial lawyer.
Oh! Guess what? What?
Oh! Guess what? What?
Oh! Hi, neighbors.
Oh! Hi, neighbors.
Oh! I forgot.
Oh! I forgot.
Oh! Sir, why don't you let me take that for you?
Oh! Sir, why don't you let me take that for you?
Oh! So is Greg.
Oh! So is Greg.
Oh! The upstairs bathroom is on el fritzo.
Oh! The upstairs bathroom is on el fritzo.
Oh! Very nice people.
Oh! Very nice people.
Oh! What's the sign for sour milk?
Oh! What's the sign for sour milk?
Oh! Yeah. Now, that's that's all right.
Oh! Yeah. Now, that's that's all right.
Oh! You don't have to do that.
Oh! You don't have to do that.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Thank you, honey.
Oh. Thank you, honey.
Oh. That's a lovely offer, Jack.
Oh. That's a lovely offer, Jack.
Oh. That's it.
Oh. That's it.
Okay, Dad. All right.
Okay, Dad. All right.
Okay, Dad. That's my fiance.
Okay, Dad. That's my fiance.
Okay, excuse me for you being perfect.
Okay, excuse me for you being perfect.
Okay, fine, but, Dad, this is a secret.
Okay, fine, but, Dad, this is a secret.
Okay, got that.
Okay, got that.
Okay, handsome, shirt off.
Okay, handsome, shirt off.
Okay, I don't quite know what that means,
Okay, I don't quite know what that means,
Okay, I should have told you, all right.
Okay, I should have told you, all right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, let's try again, I'm gonna run a stop and go.
Okay, let's try again, I'm gonna run a stop and go.
Okay, now here's my plan.
Okay, now here's my plan.
Okay, sleep well, Jack.
Okay, sleep well, Jack.
Okay, snack pack for Little Jack.
Okay, snack pack for Little Jack.
Okay, thank you, Kevin.
Okay, thank you, Kevin.
Okay, we'll do it this weekend.
Okay, we'll do it this weekend.
Okay, yeah, okay, good. And, uh...
Okay, yeah, okay, good. And, uh...
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Okay? Tomorrow afternoon.
Okay? Tomorrow afternoon.
Okay? We'll tell them all.
Okay? We'll tell them all.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Be careful.
Okay. Be careful.
Okay. Good. Just follow my lead.
Okay. Good. Just follow my lead.
Okay. Great.
Okay. Great.
Okay. Here's the deal, LJ.
Okay. Here's the deal, LJ.
Okay. I know this looks bad, but I can explain it.
Okay. I know this looks bad, but I can explain it.
Okay. Just hang on a second there.
Okay. Just hang on a second there.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. It's okay.
Okay. Okay. It's okay.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. To family.
Okay. To family.
Okay. We agreed to be discreet about you being a sex therapist this weekend
Okay. We agreed to be discreet about you being a sex therapist this weekend
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
On an unconscious but very powerful level.
On an unconscious but very powerful level.
On my belly?
On my belly?
On one Gaylord M Focker
On one Gaylord M Focker
On that knocker of yours, Jack.
On that knocker of yours, Jack.
On the other hand, the Continuum Concept
On the other hand, the Continuum Concept
On those Tetons.
On those Tetons.
On two. Ready?
On two. Ready?
One day, just give me one day, okay,
One day, just give me one day, okay,
One of the great registered nurses of all time,
One of the great registered nurses of all time,
One on each eye like this:
One on each eye like this:
One tenth of the spiritual connection
One tenth of the spiritual connection
One, two. Hut.
One, two. Hut.
Only the captain gets to honk the horn.
Only the captain gets to honk the horn.
Only the captain gets to make an announcement.
Only the captain gets to make an announcement.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Like a tank.
Ooh! Like a tank.
Oops. Forgot my own rule.
Oops. Forgot my own rule.
Open up, let these guys out.
Open up, let these guys out.
Or Byrnes Focker.
Or Byrnes Focker.
Or coddle him in any way when he cries.
Or coddle him in any way when he cries.
Or heavily wooded area.
Or heavily wooded area.
Or I will run you over.
Or I will run you over.
Or that whole th¡ng about Pam being pregnant.
Or that whole th¡ng about Pam being pregnant.
Or what I would imagine
Or what I would imagine
Or you will be working security
Or you will be working security
Our entire way of life.
Our entire way of life.
Our people don't shoot ducks.
Our people don't shoot ducks.
Out of this woman's...
Out of this woman's...
Ow!
Ow!
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
Pain shmain. My fingers are magic.
Pain shmain. My fingers are magic.
Pam and I didn't have
Pam and I didn't have
Pam, I gotta tell you something
Pam, I gotta tell you something
Pam's pregnant.
Pam's pregnant.
Pamcake, you're upset. I'm not so sure
Pamcake, you're upset. I'm not so sure
Pamcake!
Pamcake!
Plan?
Plan?
Please remember that the onboard lavatory
Please remember that the onboard lavatory
Please, Daddy. He made an honest mistake. Let it go.
Please, Daddy. He made an honest mistake. Let it go.
Please, no dance fighting. Stop!
Please, no dance fighting. Stop!
Pretty neat, huh?
Pretty neat, huh?
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
Put some syrup in the cup.
Put some syrup in the cup.
Put that away, Bernard.
Put that away, Bernard.
Qet ¡n the RV r¡ght now.
Qet ¡n the RV r¡ght now.
Qrandpa Jack ¡s full of...
Qrandpa Jack ¡s full of...
Qrandpa Jack ¡s full of...
Qrandpa Jack ¡s full of...
Qrandpa Jack doesn't like chocolate.
Qrandpa Jack doesn't like chocolate.
Quiet.
Quiet.
Ready to hit the road, Co Captain?
Ready to hit the road, Co Captain?
Really great.
Really great.
Really, thank you.
Really, thank you.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? That sounds like fun. That's...
Really? That sounds like fun. That's...
Really? Yeah? Okay.
Really? Yeah? Okay.
Really? You're 15?
Really? You're 15?
Really.
Really.
Regarding things that might have happened?
Regarding things that might have happened?
Relax, Greg. This cockpit's completely soundproofed.
Relax, Greg. This cockpit's completely soundproofed.
Remain calm.
Remain calm.
Remember to take your Liberator pads.
Remember to take your Liberator pads.
Remember we talked about him?
Remember we talked about him?
Return to your camper.
Return to your camper.
Right here in our muscles.
Right here in our muscles.
Right, Jack?
Right, Jack?
Right, of course. Yeah.
Right, of course. Yeah.
Right, okay, yeah, you know what?
Right, okay, yeah, you know what?
Right, right, right. Because we don't have any air conditioning,
Right, right, right. Because we don't have any air conditioning,
Road?
Road?
Rosalind. Yeah.
Rosalind. Yeah.
Roz, he's right. You're embarrassing him.
Roz, he's right. You're embarrassing him.
Roz, how the hell do you shut this thing o·p
Roz, how the hell do you shut this thing o·p
Roz.
Roz.
Roz. What?
Roz. What?
Roz's father gave it to us.
Roz's father gave it to us.
Rozela! Sweetheart, living room!
Rozela! Sweetheart, living room!
Rules of the road. She honks, you honk.
Rules of the road. She honks, you honk.
S son, that is bullcrap in a chef's salad.
S son, that is bullcrap in a chef's salad.
Say hello to my little friend!
Say hello to my little friend!
Say hello to your future in laws.
Say hello to your future in laws.
Say that to him again.
Say that to him again.
Says a lot about his character.
Says a lot about his character.
Says here you're retired.
Says here you're retired.
Search your feelings, Jorge.
Search your feelings, Jorge.
See, that's Greg getting circumcised, right here.
See, that's Greg getting circumcised, right here.
See?
See?
Sell the pump fake, Greg,
Sell the pump fake, Greg,
Seriously.
Seriously.
Shake a leg, woman!
Shake a leg, woman!
Shall we get a move on, pal o mino?
Shall we get a move on, pal o mino?
Shalom, everyone.
Shalom, everyone.
She could get him to blow like Krakatoa.
She could get him to blow like Krakatoa.
She just found out yesterday.
She just found out yesterday.
She knows my dad. She'd never say a word.
She knows my dad. She'd never say a word.
She says he spends every last second with that kid.
She says he spends every last second with that kid.
She she's not married.
She she's not married.
She thinks it'll break his heart if he finds out.
She thinks it'll break his heart if he finds out.
She what?
She what?
She's all yours now.
She's all yours now.
She's very pretty, this one, huh?
She's very pretty, this one, huh?
Shit!
Shit!
Should be used for number one only.
Should be used for number one only.
Should the need for number two arfse,
Should the need for number two arfse,
Show them around. I'll make a drink.
Show them around. I'll make a drink.
Shows that a baby benefits
Shows that a baby benefits
Shut it.
Shut it.
Since there's a water scarcity on the island,
Since there's a water scarcity on the island,
Since when do you care about most people?
Since when do you care about most people?
Sir, I said to remain in your vehicle.
Sir, I said to remain in your vehicle.
Sir, return to your vehicle.
Sir, return to your vehicle.
Sit.
Sit.
Sleep okay?
Sleep okay?
Smoking a little reefer.
Smoking a little reefer.
So cute. Hey, can I hold him?
So cute. Hey, can I hold him?
So happy for you two!
So happy for you two!
So how do you guys know each other?
So how do you guys know each other?
So I invented something
So I invented something
So I was th¡nk¡ng
So I was th¡nk¡ng
So I went in and gave him a little attention. Okay?
So I went in and gave him a little attention. Okay?
So I'm gonna give you one more chance.
So I'm gonna give you one more chance.
So I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions.
So I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions.
So Jack would let us get married. But
So Jack would let us get married. But
So just give me a call back on my cell, okay?
So just give me a call back on my cell, okay?
So make a
So make a
So many wonderful memories from those days.
So many wonderful memories from those days.
So much for the protection of our rolling safe house.
So much for the protection of our rolling safe house.
So put a dab of rum in his milk.
So put a dab of rum in his milk.
So Roz was the primary breadwinner
So Roz was the primary breadwinner
So sweet. Oh! So sweet.
So sweet. Oh! So sweet.
So this is like your, uh, mobile command center
So this is like your, uh, mobile command center
So this way LJ would avoid any nipple confusion.
So this way LJ would avoid any nipple confusion.
So unless it's an emergency,
So unless it's an emergency,
So unreliable,
So unreliable,
So we can put you on a can of Underwood ham.
So we can put you on a can of Underwood ham.
So we could discuss these things.
So we could discuss these things.
So we should be at the house around 0:00.
So we should be at the house around 0:00.
So we'll be arriving tomorrow afternoon,
So we'll be arriving tomorrow afternoon,
So we're all gonna have to share this one for now.
So we're all gonna have to share this one for now.
So what does that mean?
So what does that mean?
So why don't you come sit down?
So why don't you come sit down?
So you can wear it even if you gain a few pounds.
So you can wear it even if you gain a few pounds.
So you don't want us to be ourselves?
So you don't want us to be ourselves?
So you're 15.
So you're 15.
So, climb aboard, girls,
So, climb aboard, girls,
So, how far along is Pam? Hmm?
So, how far along is Pam? Hmm?
So, I just, I don't want you to be worried, okay?
So, I just, I don't want you to be worried, okay?
So, I think you got a tear in the bilateral valve.
So, I think you got a tear in the bilateral valve.
So, that that works all right.
So, that that works all right.
So, uh, are you ready to go? I want to get to the airport early.
So, uh, are you ready to go? I want to get to the airport early.
So, uh, he's like a baby.
So, uh, he's like a baby.
So, uh, you wanna check it or put it on another flight
So, uh, you wanna check it or put it on another flight
So, unfortunately, I never had the chance to procreate a daughter,
So, unfortunately, I never had the chance to procreate a daughter,
So, what do you think, huh? Hmm?
So, what do you think, huh? Hmm?
So, what do you wanna do?
So, what do you wanna do?
So, what's up?
So, what's up?
So, you know, you got me all steamed up.
So, you know, you got me all steamed up.
So, you never told your fiancee about us, huh?
So, you never told your fiancee about us, huh?
So... I don't know.
So... I don't know.
Some medicine ball training, I play bimonthly football.
Some medicine ball training, I play bimonthly football.
Some really big, important legal battles.
Some really big, important legal battles.
Sometime after that,
Sometime after that,
Sometimes I think you're the only person
Sometimes I think you're the only person
Sorry about the trailer, Jack.
Sorry about the trailer, Jack.
Sorry, got to go 55.
Sorry, got to go 55.
Sorry, Greg.
Sorry, Greg.
Sorry, Greg.
Sorry, Greg.
Sorry, honey, but look at that face.
Sorry, honey, but look at that face.
Sorry. [mumbling] All right. Okay.
Sorry. [mumbling] All right. Okay.
Spare me the drugstore psychology.
Spare me the drugstore psychology.
Specializing in senior sexuality.
Specializing in senior sexuality.
Spend an extra half day with your parents,
Spend an extra half day with your parents,
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Oh, poop!
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Oh, poop!
Stand down, sir.
Stand down, sir.
Stay safe, Santa.
Stay safe, Santa.
Stay with me, kids. We're almost done.
Stay with me, kids. We're almost done.
Stop it, Bernie. Bernie, stop.
Stop it, Bernie. Bernie, stop.
Street name: Truth serum.
Street name: Truth serum.
Study break, boys. Company's here.
Study break, boys. Company's here.
Study me, Jack.
Study me, Jack.
Studying your body language.
Studying your body language.
Sure did.
Sure did.
Sure. Okay. Whatever you say.
Sure. Okay. Whatever you say.
Sweetheart, do we have to hurry like this?
Sweetheart, do we have to hurry like this?
Tadpole. Tadpole. Can you say tadpole?
Tadpole. Tadpole. Can you say tadpole?
Take mine.
Take mine.
Talk to me about something important, honey.
Talk to me about something important, honey.
Talk to me, Marty.
Talk to me, Marty.
Talking about messages.
Talking about messages.
Tartar sauce?
Tartar sauce?
Tell me, talk to me, so this is so exciting.
Tell me, talk to me, so this is so exciting.
Thank you for warning me.
Thank you for warning me.
Thank you, Bernie.
Thank you, Bernie.
Thank you, Bernie.
Thank you, Bernie.
Thank you, Dad. You bet they're stuck.
Thank you, Dad. You bet they're stuck.
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you, goodbye.
Thank you, goodbye.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you, okay.
Thank you, okay.
Thank you, Roz.
Thank you, Roz.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. Welcome aboard.
Thank you. Welcome aboard.
Thanks for that, Greg.
Thanks for that, Greg.
That is great.
That is great.
That is my father.
That is my father.
That is nice. Thank you.
That is nice. Thank you.
That is none of your business, looky loo.
That is none of your business, looky loo.
That is ridiculous. Mom, it isn't, believe me.
That is ridiculous. Mom, it isn't, believe me.
That is so impressive, Bernie. Did you do that yourself?
That is so impressive, Bernie. Did you do that yourself?
That is untrue.
That is untrue.
That it'd be fun to share stories
That it'd be fun to share stories
That it's the Little Jack in you
That it's the Little Jack in you
That means no television, no unapproved toys,
That means no television, no unapproved toys,
That Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people.
That Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people.
That somebody's going to be a daddy.
That somebody's going to be a daddy.
That sounds yummy.
That sounds yummy.
That tell people when I wanna do things.
That tell people when I wanna do things.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
That was just a joke.
That was just a joke.
That was nice.
That was nice.
That was sweet, honey.
That was sweet, honey.
That way, that way, that way.
That way, that way, that way.
That we as Americans take advantage of today.
That we as Americans take advantage of today.
That woman over there.
That woman over there.
That you don't tell Grandpa Jack anything, okay?
That you don't tell Grandpa Jack anything, okay?
That you might actually know what you're talking about.
That you might actually know what you're talking about.
That you two obviously share.
That you two obviously share.
That you've been hiding this from Pam?
That you've been hiding this from Pam?
That, too. Right. Yeah. Sure.
That, too. Right. Yeah. Sure.
That's that's in a month.
That's that's in a month.
That's a baby. Yes, yes.
That's a baby. Yes, yes.
That's a good icebreaker.
That's a good icebreaker.
That's a little less than being your full selves, okay.
That's a little less than being your full selves, okay.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all she drinks now.
That's all she drinks now.
That's because it's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
That's because it's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
That's cute, that little alligator tchotchke thing.
That's cute, that little alligator tchotchke thing.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's great, honey. That's great.
That's great, honey. That's great.
That's great.
That's great.
That's how it goes, right?
That's how it goes, right?
That's how they make all their money.
That's how they make all their money.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. On your belly.
That's it. On your belly.
That's it. Pam, Dina,
That's it. Pam, Dina,
That's lsabel's son, Jorge.
That's lsabel's son, Jorge.
That's my dad's, uh, first cousin.
That's my dad's, uh, first cousin.
That's not the sign for poop.
That's not the sign for poop.
That's okay, Greg.
That's okay, Greg.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Jack Byrnes, Pam's father.
That's right. Jack Byrnes, Pam's father.
That's the sign for milk.
That's the sign for milk.
That's true. You don't need it.
That's true. You don't need it.
That's why Pam can't tell him till after the wedding.
That's why Pam can't tell him till after the wedding.
That's, I mean, that's that's too bad.
That's, I mean, that's that's too bad.
The bandleader told me we have 23 minutes
The bandleader told me we have 23 minutes
The beautiful young blonde lass over there.
The beautiful young blonde lass over there.
The better it's going to be for all of us.
The better it's going to be for all of us.
The big Focker Byrnes wedding.
The big Focker Byrnes wedding.
The Brazilian martial art of dance fighting. Yes.
The Brazilian martial art of dance fighting. Yes.
The card only comes in one gender.
The card only comes in one gender.
The cat can flush?
The cat can flush?
The Central Lack of lntelligence Agency.
The Central Lack of lntelligence Agency.
The child is adorable,
The child is adorable,
The circle isn't gonna work
The circle isn't gonna work
The CLIA?
The CLIA?
The dad was a minor league Florida ball player.
The dad was a minor league Florida ball player.
The emotional hide of a rhinoceros.
The emotional hide of a rhinoceros.
The flight leaves in four hours.
The flight leaves in four hours.
The Fockers, honey.
The Fockers, honey.
The fruit of my loins is right here.
The fruit of my loins is right here.
The guy doesn't like to be touched.
The guy doesn't like to be touched.
The heater conked out.
The heater conked out.
The House of Byrnes.
The House of Byrnes.
The impregnable outer skin of the coach.
The impregnable outer skin of the coach.
The kids are finally getting married.
The kids are finally getting married.
The lagoon, Jack. Come on.
The lagoon, Jack. Come on.
The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
The Little Jack in me?
The Little Jack in me?
The man is loose, he's limber and he's ready for action.
The man is loose, he's limber and he's ready for action.
The mohel? No.
The mohel? No.
The moon, the sea,
The moon, the sea,
The only remaining superpower in the world today.
The only remaining superpower in the world today.
The phone keeps ringing, the list keeps growing.
The phone keeps ringing, the list keeps growing.
The pleasure is all mine, mon cheri.
The pleasure is all mine, mon cheri.
The Russian Widowmaker submarines.
The Russian Widowmaker submarines.
The upstairs plumbing... You don't wanna know.
The upstairs plumbing... You don't wanna know.
The Wall of Gaylord?
The Wall of Gaylord?
The waves go in, and the waves go out.
The waves go in, and the waves go out.
The waves go in.
The waves go in.
The whole baby thing is It's so cool.
The whole baby thing is It's so cool.
Then he took an Internet course
Then he took an Internet course
Then we will make it work.
Then we will make it work.
Then we'll tell your dad
Then we'll tell your dad
Then you'll hit Roz here in the end zone for a TD.
Then you'll hit Roz here in the end zone for a TD.
There are no free doctors.
There are no free doctors.
There are special occasions. You know, anniversaries and...
There are special occasions. You know, anniversaries and...
There he is. Little Man Jack.
There he is. Little Man Jack.
There you go.
There you go.
There's a non violent way to handle this.
There's a non violent way to handle this.
There's more to it than people think.
There's more to it than people think.
There's no answer.
There's no answer.
There's no little Focker on the way.
There's no little Focker on the way.
There's no secrets. But, good, yeah,
There's no secrets. But, good, yeah,
There's no shame in fatherhood!
There's no shame in fatherhood!
There's no way we're not telling him this weekend.
There's no way we're not telling him this weekend.
There's something you don't see every day.
There's something you don't see every day.
There's the sexiest second grade teacher
There's the sexiest second grade teacher
These are the curls
These are the curls
These setbacks are disastrous for his development.
These setbacks are disastrous for his development.
These two kids love each other. Look.
These two kids love each other. Look.
They brought their grandson Baby Jack along.
They brought their grandson Baby Jack along.
They have to be free to roam the bush,
They have to be free to roam the bush,
They made ninth place ribbons.
They made ninth place ribbons.
They seem to be getting along really well, don't you think?
They seem to be getting along really well, don't you think?
They wanna sleep in the trailer,
They wanna sleep in the trailer,
They wouldn't.
They wouldn't.
They'll form a chain.
They'll form a chain.
They're Bermuda lemons, sir.
They're Bermuda lemons, sir.
They're bringing their little grandson,
They're bringing their little grandson,
They're great.
They're great.
They're not listening to me.
They're not listening to me.
They're probably sitting in a caf0 in Little Havana
They're probably sitting in a caf0 in Little Havana
Things involving the fruit of your loins?
Things involving the fruit of your loins?
Thinks my Gay back there has a bastard son.
Thinks my Gay back there has a bastard son.
This house is over a 100 years old, so
This house is over a 100 years old, so
This is a delicious Tom Collins.
This is a delicious Tom Collins.
This is a great find.
This is a great find.
This is Capoeira, man.
This is Capoeira, man.
This is Capta¡n Jack Byrnes speak¡ng.
This is Capta¡n Jack Byrnes speak¡ng.
This is crazy. I'm going.
This is crazy. I'm going.
This is Greg.
This is Greg.
This is hardcore shit.
This is hardcore shit.
This is how we got things done.
This is how we got things done.
This is incredible.
This is incredible.
This is like cutting edge. Like... Yeah.
This is like cutting edge. Like... Yeah.
This is nicht gut.
This is nicht gut.
This is our grandson, Little Jack.
This is our grandson, Little Jack.
This is practically a hotel. I was gonna do the turndown service
This is practically a hotel. I was gonna do the turndown service
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is the 21st century! Married or not,
This is the 21st century! Married or not,
This is the fruit of your loins!
This is the fruit of your loins!
This is the fruit of your loins.
This is the fruit of your loins.
This is the reason I created the circle of trust
This is the reason I created the circle of trust
This is the sign for poop.
This is the sign for poop.
This June?
This June?
This makes no sense at all.
This makes no sense at all.
This one looks impressive.
This one looks impressive.
This position is terrific
This position is terrific
This way we'll get in early,
This way we'll get in early,
This wedding is such a good idea.
This wedding is such a good idea.
This wedding will happen.
This wedding will happen.
This weekend?
This weekend?
This weekend.
This weekend.
Those aren't for you.
Those aren't for you.
Those look like yoga mats. Is there yoga involved?
Those look like yoga mats. Is there yoga involved?
Throw it at the window.
Throw it at the window.
To a screaming baby.
To a screaming baby.
To be a profanity.
To be a profanity.
To cook for my family.
To cook for my family.
To deal with a kid, anyway, so, yeah.
To deal with a kid, anyway, so, yeah.
To ease LJ's anxiety during chow time.
To ease LJ's anxiety during chow time.
To family.
To family.
To get into the reverse cowgirl position.
To get into the reverse cowgirl position.
To give us enough for the trip.
To give us enough for the trip.
To instill a sense of self in Gaylord
To instill a sense of self in Gaylord
To our beautiful housekeeper, lsabel.
To our beautiful housekeeper, lsabel.
To remain on the vehicle.
To remain on the vehicle.
To say the least, I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers.
To say the least, I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers.
Translation, George, House of the wolves.
Translation, George, House of the wolves.
Truth is, Jack, when Gay was born, I stopped practicing
Truth is, Jack, when Gay was born, I stopped practicing
Truth serum, DNA matches.
Truth serum, DNA matches.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. So so we're all going to be in this together?
Uh huh. So so we're all going to be in this together?
Uh oh, somebody looks very grumpy there.
Uh oh, somebody looks very grumpy there.
Uh oh. Look, Bernie's gone up on the stage. Come.
Uh oh. Look, Bernie's gone up on the stage. Come.
Uh, I guess it's very, uh, creative.
Uh, I guess it's very, uh, creative.
Uh, I was going to finish it
Uh, I was going to finish it
Uh, I wouldn't.
Uh, I wouldn't.
Uh, Jack!
Uh, Jack!
Uh, no, it just sort of happened.
Uh, no, it just sort of happened.
Uh, no, not really.
Uh, no, not really.
Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine.
Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, so...
Uh, so...
Uh, yeah, sure.
Uh, yeah, sure.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um, no, I don't think I did.
Um, no, I don't think I did.
Um, yeah. We went, we did.
Um, yeah. We went, we did.
Um...
Um...
Um... Sure.
Um... Sure.
Under my responsibilities, right? Yeah.
Under my responsibilities, right? Yeah.
Under no circumstances should you pick him up
Under no circumstances should you pick him up
Unleash the beast inside you.
Unleash the beast inside you.
Unplanned things?
Unplanned things?
Until his rickets are are cured.
Until his rickets are are cured.
Until you finish your science homework.
Until you finish your science homework.
Until you got to know Jack and Dina better. Right?
Until you got to know Jack and Dina better. Right?
Very nice.
Very nice.
Wait a minute. Yes, yes. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Yes, yes. Wait a minute.
Wait a second. I think he just spoke.
Wait a second. I think he just spoke.
Wait, what party?
Wait, what party?
Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino!
Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino!
Was he impressed?
Was he impressed?
Was really hurtful.
Was really hurtful.
Was with the Danish transfer student in high school.
Was with the Danish transfer student in high school.
Watch the panel.
Watch the panel.
We all did, Jack.
We all did, Jack.
We all make m¡stakes, Santa.
We all make m¡stakes, Santa.
We are weird mutants who hug and kiss.
We are weird mutants who hug and kiss.
We both got enough stuff to deal with this weekend.
We both got enough stuff to deal with this weekend.
We bunk here tonight,
We bunk here tonight,
We can talk this through.
We can talk this through.
We can't tell Jack till after we are married.
We can't tell Jack till after we are married.
We carry our emotional baggage
We carry our emotional baggage
We conceived a child.
We conceived a child.
We did it.
We did it.
We don't need it. I ran into the judge in the hall.
We don't need it. I ran into the judge in the hall.
We don't want anyone shattering a pelvis.
We don't want anyone shattering a pelvis.
We don't want to say that. That's a bad word.
We don't want to say that. That's a bad word.
We Fockerized him.
We Fockerized him.
We Fockerized him.
We Fockerized him.
We get through it, everybody goes off,
We get through it, everybody goes off,
We go on with our lives. Can we do that?
We go on with our lives. Can we do that?
We got him, didn't we, dude, huh?
We got him, didn't we, dude, huh?
We gotta catch that dude.
We gotta catch that dude.
We gotta make up time. I know these roads
We gotta make up time. I know these roads
We had a boy.
We had a boy.
We had a discussion earlier in the week regarding my feelings
We had a discussion earlier in the week regarding my feelings
We had the ceremony at my parents' house
We had the ceremony at my parents' house
We have to wrap it up. Everyone.
We have to wrap it up. Everyone.
We haven't totally decided yet.
We haven't totally decided yet.
We hit horrendous traffic in the morning.
We hit horrendous traffic in the morning.
We hit the road in exactly seven minutes,
We hit the road in exactly seven minutes,
We hugged and kissed that little prince
We hugged and kissed that little prince
We just want him to love what he's doin'.
We just want him to love what he's doin'.
We kind of abide by the "if it's yellow let it mellow,
We kind of abide by the "if it's yellow let it mellow,
We might have another CIA man on our hands here.
We might have another CIA man on our hands here.
We show emotion.
We show emotion.
We sleep under the same roof.
We sleep under the same roof.
We use the Ferber Method.
We use the Ferber Method.
We used the Focker Method.
We used the Focker Method.
We we're gonna have a baby.
We we're gonna have a baby.
We went on a little hunting trip.
We went on a little hunting trip.
We were relieved.
We were relieved.
We were so close. I could feel it.
We were so close. I could feel it.
We'll call a tow truck from the road.
We'll call a tow truck from the road.
We'll discuss that later, after this weekend, Greg.
We'll discuss that later, after this weekend, Greg.
We'll get back to that later.
We'll get back to that later.
We'll get drunk,
We'll get drunk,
We'll get through this weekend,
We'll get through this weekend,
We'll get through tomorrow.
We'll get through tomorrow.
We'll name the baby...
We'll name the baby...
We'll stop at the nearest rest stop, gas station,
We'll stop at the nearest rest stop, gas station,
We'll take a piss in the lagoon.
We'll take a piss in the lagoon.
We're checking out Jack's macho wacho trailer.
We're checking out Jack's macho wacho trailer.
We're family now.
We're family now.
We're family now.
We're family now.
We're family.
We're family.
We're Ferberizing him.
We're Ferberizing him.
We're getting married. That's it.
We're getting married. That's it.
We're gonna be, uh, coming down in Jack's RV now,
We're gonna be, uh, coming down in Jack's RV now,
We're gonna hit the road.
We're gonna hit the road.
We're having a toast.
We're having a toast.
We're not 25 any anymore.
We're not 25 any anymore.
We're not around, so leave us a message. Qoodbye.
We're not around, so leave us a message. Qoodbye.
We're not done talking yet.
We're not done talking yet.
We're starting our own circle of trust.
We're starting our own circle of trust.
We've always tried
We've always tried
We've been kvelling about this pregnancy all weekend.
We've been kvelling about this pregnancy all weekend.
Weaver stance!
Weaver stance!
Welcome to the chateau.
Welcome to the chateau.
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well, 4? hours in Coconut Grove is a small dose.
Well, 4? hours in Coconut Grove is a small dose.
Well, a lot of the taste comes from this old skillet.
Well, a lot of the taste comes from this old skillet.
Well, almost,
Well, almost,
Well, at this age, Greg, his mind is like a sponge.
Well, at this age, Greg, his mind is like a sponge.
Well, during the breastfeeding stage, Greg,
Well, during the breastfeeding stage, Greg,
Well, he definitely takes competition seriously.
Well, he definitely takes competition seriously.
Well, hi.
Well, hi.
Well, hmm.
Well, hmm.
Well, I do various calisthenics.
Well, I do various calisthenics.
Well, I think
Well, I think
Well, I'm a lookin' and I'm a likin'.
Well, I'm a lookin' and I'm a likin'.
Well, I'm confused. Whose circle am I in?
Well, I'm confused. Whose circle am I in?
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own...
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own...
Well, improvise, honey.
Well, improvise, honey.
Well, in these uncertain times, Greg,
Well, in these uncertain times, Greg,
Well, let's give him some space.
Well, let's give him some space.
Well, on our anniversary.
Well, on our anniversary.
Well, that's great, so we can announce it at the party tonight.
Well, that's great, so we can announce it at the party tonight.
Well, they overbooked coach.
Well, they overbooked coach.
Well, this isn't about you, all right?
Well, this isn't about you, all right?
Well, we are gonna have to upgrade you to first class.
Well, we are gonna have to upgrade you to first class.
Well, what can I say?
Well, what can I say?
Well, whatever works. Mmm hmm.
Well, whatever works. Mmm hmm.
Well, yes, believe it or not,
Well, yes, believe it or not,
Well, you got drunk and told my dad I'm pregnant.
Well, you got drunk and told my dad I'm pregnant.
Well, you know, honey,
Well, you know, honey,
Well, your father wants to leave,
Well, your father wants to leave,
Well...
Well...
Were you ever breastfed?
Were you ever breastfed?
What What kind of work does your mother do with those patients?
What What kind of work does your mother do with those patients?
What a woman will look like
What a woman will look like
What are you doing to my ears?
What are you doing to my ears?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you holding? What's in your hand?
What are you holding? What's in your hand?
What are you really asking me to do, Gaylord?
What are you really asking me to do, Gaylord?
What are you talking about? He's a baby.
What are you talking about? He's a baby.
What did you do, Focker?
What did you do, Focker?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What do you mean? He hits me where with a what?
What do you mean? He hits me where with a what?
What happened last night?
What happened last night?
What I did, I used real lemon juice.
What I did, I used real lemon juice.
What is going on here? You all right, LJ?
What is going on here? You all right, LJ?
What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that?
What is wrong with you people?
What is wrong with you people?
What kind of man is nurse?
What kind of man is nurse?
What kind of sick cocktail were you gonna make my grandson?
What kind of sick cocktail were you gonna make my grandson?
What say you and me go into town?
What say you and me go into town?
What that cowboy hat on the door means.
What that cowboy hat on the door means.
What the heck is that contraption?
What the heck is that contraption?
What the hell happened? I said no monkey business.
What the hell happened? I said no monkey business.
What were you saying, honey?
What were you saying, honey?
What you did last night to Greg at the party.
What you did last night to Greg at the party.
What, Bernie, you're gonna snap now?
What, Bernie, you're gonna snap now?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Don't don't worry about them.
What? Don't don't worry about them.
What? It's a cross between an ant eater and
What? It's a cross between an ant eater and
What? It's true.
What? It's true.
What? No, I hate that thing.
What? No, I hate that thing.
What? Oh, a spritzer.
What? Oh, a spritzer.
What? We're just being ourselves.
What? We're just being ourselves.
What? What?
What? What?
What? Why'd you...
What? Why'd you...
What'd you do, give the judge your fondue recipe?
What'd you do, give the judge your fondue recipe?
What'll you show me next, old timer, your ·RP card?
What'll you show me next, old timer, your ·RP card?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you saying, Jack?
What're you saying, Jack?
What're you saying?
What're you saying?
What're you so shy about? Come here.
What're you so shy about? Come here.
What's a semicirc?
What's a semicirc?
What's goin' on over here?
What's goin' on over here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? I was talking to Judge Goldfarb.
What's going on? I was talking to Judge Goldfarb.
What's happened to Little Jack?
What's happened to Little Jack?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's in it?
What's in it?
What's really going on with that man?
What's really going on with that man?
What's that in its mouth?
What's that in its mouth?
What's the big deal? I'm a professional.
What's the big deal? I'm a professional.
What's the intel on Operation Living Skeleton?
What's the intel on Operation Living Skeleton?
What's the matter? What happened?
What's the matter? What happened?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's wrong with showing it?
What's wrong with showing it?
Whatever happened to a little thing called privacy?
Whatever happened to a little thing called privacy?
When did she get married?
When did she get married?
When he realizes what's truly important.
When he realizes what's truly important.
When is the last time you gave her anything in bed?
When is the last time you gave her anything in bed?
When it comes to relationships
When it comes to relationships
When Roz's dad died, I said:
When Roz's dad died, I said:
When she gets older, you should look at her mother.
When she gets older, you should look at her mother.
When they're separated from their mothers.
When they're separated from their mothers.
When were you going to tell us about this?
When were you going to tell us about this?
When you crawled out of the playpen.
When you crawled out of the playpen.
When you were, what, 13?
When you were, what, 13?
When's the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed?
When's the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed?
Wherever you feel most comfortable is fine.
Wherever you feel most comfortable is fine.
Which is Hebrew for "what's going on?"
Which is Hebrew for "what's going on?"
Which is why we never tell him that instead of watching you,
Which is why we never tell him that instead of watching you,
Who got flushed into a toilet?
Who got flushed into a toilet?
Who knows if he's ever telling the truth?
Who knows if he's ever telling the truth?
Who should be trying to impress us.
Who should be trying to impress us.
Who the hell are you, Jack Byrnes?
Who the hell are you, Jack Byrnes?
Who'd have thunk it, huh?
Who'd have thunk it, huh?
Who's Bern? I'm Chad, the bellhop.
Who's Bern? I'm Chad, the bellhop.
Who's crying out for a hug.
Who's crying out for a hug.
Who's this little guy?
Who's this little guy?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Ho!
Whoa! Ho!
Whoa! Yes!
Whoa! Yes!
Whole thing wasjust made up
Whole thing wasjust made up
Whoops.
Whoops.
Why why would you, why why would you bring that up?
Why why would you, why why would you bring that up?
Why are you looking at me funny?
Why are you looking at me funny?
Why deny us our memories?
Why deny us our memories?
Why don't we jump into the topic of the hour, hmm,
Why don't we jump into the topic of the hour, hmm,
Why don't we move the wedding up to next month?
Why don't we move the wedding up to next month?
Why not? Because he can't keep a secret.
Why not? Because he can't keep a secret.
Why should we diminish ourjoy
Why should we diminish ourjoy
Why the Ferber method isn't working.
Why the Ferber method isn't working.
Why would someone call you Barry Poppins?
Why would someone call you Barry Poppins?
Why you're arresting these men?
Why you're arresting these men?
Why?
Why?
Why? Jack's really angry.
Why? Jack's really angry.
Why? We are honest people.
Why? We are honest people.
Will do, lra. Thanks.
Will do, lra. Thanks.
Will you get over here and plant one on me.
Will you get over here and plant one on me.
Will you just I'm not a child.
Will you just I'm not a child.
Will you please help me out here?
Will you please help me out here?
Wipe that little gloss off you.
Wipe that little gloss off you.
With a highly concentrated dose of sodium pentothal.
With a highly concentrated dose of sodium pentothal.
With a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
With a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
With him and Dina,
With him and Dina,
With my first mate,
With my first mate,
With such a high powered legal career.
With such a high powered legal career.
With two inch thick plexiglas windows,
With two inch thick plexiglas windows,
With your son?
With your son?
Without any complications.
Without any complications.
Without being too goal oriented.
Without being too goal oriented.
Without further ado, my famous Focker Fondue.
Without further ado, my famous Focker Fondue.
Without our parents actually having to meet.
Without our parents actually having to meet.
Wo·h it for you, but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
Wo·h it for you, but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
Wooga booga.
Wooga booga.
Would you guys stop? He insulted me.
Would you guys stop? He insulted me.
Would you have Greg meet me here in three minutes?
Would you have Greg meet me here in three minutes?
Would you like some company, Greg?
Would you like some company, Greg?
Would you like to purchase rental insurance, Mr. Focker?
Would you like to purchase rental insurance, Mr. Focker?
Would you like to touch it?
Would you like to touch it?
Wow! I'm the Co Captain?
Wow! I'm the Co Captain?
Wow! Yeah. Look at you. You look...
Wow! Yeah. Look at you. You look...
Wow! You're harder than sheetrock.
Wow! You're harder than sheetrock.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. This is incredible.
Wow. This is incredible.
Yeah, and not that, l I mean, not that it wasn't great.
Yeah, and not that, l I mean, not that it wasn't great.
Yeah, and then she told my dad.
Yeah, and then she told my dad.
Yeah, Daddy!
Yeah, Daddy!
Yeah, Dom Focker.
Yeah, Dom Focker.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, I feel it.
Yeah, I feel it.
Yeah, I found this in his pocket.
Yeah, I found this in his pocket.
Yeah, I guess so. It kinda freaks my mom out.
Yeah, I guess so. It kinda freaks my mom out.
Yeah, I know, he's very old fashioned.
Yeah, I know, he's very old fashioned.
Yeah, let it go.
Yeah, let it go.
Yeah, no. He's not mine.
Yeah, no. He's not mine.
Yeah, now, it's up to 50 Fockers.
Yeah, now, it's up to 50 Fockers.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, she's, uh, she's really great.
Yeah, she's, uh, she's really great.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, they do. I know. I kind of feel bad that I worried so much.
Yeah, they do. I know. I kind of feel bad that I worried so much.
Yeah, we keep running that play.
Yeah, we keep running that play.
Yeah, well, he wasn't my babysitter.
Yeah, well, he wasn't my babysitter.
Yeah, well, you weren't exactly forthcoming
Yeah, well, you weren't exactly forthcoming
Yeah, yeah, no, I think it's great.
Yeah, yeah, no, I think it's great.
Yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to get behind the wheel of this big boy.
Yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to get behind the wheel of this big boy.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah! Look what happened to him.
Yeah! Look what happened to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And, Jack,
Yeah. And, Jack,
Yeah. Because it's not true.
Yeah. Because it's not true.
Yeah. Hello.
Yeah. Hello.
Yeah. Hmm mmm. It was all in the message.
Yeah. Hmm mmm. It was all in the message.
Yeah. I know baby is coming!
Yeah. I know baby is coming!
Yeah. I must. It is Latvian tradition.
Yeah. I must. It is Latvian tradition.
Yeah. I want to see that boob.
Yeah. I want to see that boob.
Yeah. It's perfect, right? Yeah.
Yeah. It's perfect, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Jack installed a special flusher,
Yeah. Jack installed a special flusher,
Yeah. Mmm hmm.
Yeah. Mmm hmm.
Yeah. No, I didn't tell her. She just, she guessed.
Yeah. No, I didn't tell her. She just, she guessed.
Yeah. Okay. I get the metaphor.
Yeah. Okay. I get the metaphor.
Yeah. Perfect. I can take the girls shopping in Coconut Grove.
Yeah. Perfect. I can take the girls shopping in Coconut Grove.
Yeah. Right. Actually, on the subject,
Yeah. Right. Actually, on the subject,
Yeah. That is impressive.
Yeah. That is impressive.
Yeah. That was okay.
Yeah. That was okay.
Yeah. We're driving this to Miami.
Yeah. We're driving this to Miami.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You look...
Yeah. You look...
Yeah. You're fully dilated.
Yeah. You're fully dilated.
Yello?
Yello?
Yes, be yourselves
Yes, be yourselves
Yes, I did. (Bernie) Wait a minute.
Yes, I did. (Bernie) Wait a minute.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was. Yes.
Yes, it was. Yes.
Yes, it's as big as our apartment.
Yes, it's as big as our apartment.
Yes, there you go.
Yes, there you go.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Good.
Yes. Good.
Yes. Yes, lot of wonderful,
Yes. Yes, lot of wonderful,
Yo! Georgie boy!
Yo! Georgie boy!
You and I will take on Jack and Roz.
You and I will take on Jack and Roz.
You are acting like such a jerk.
You are acting like such a jerk.
You are completely unfit to handle a child.
You are completely unfit to handle a child.
You are going to be honest.
You are going to be honest.
You are man and you are nurse?
You are man and you are nurse?
You boys have fun.
You boys have fun.
You came to the house with Bernie.
You came to the house with Bernie.
You can't drive any more tonight.
You can't drive any more tonight.
You can't talk that way this weekend, okay?
You can't talk that way this weekend, okay?
You could've hurt him.
You could've hurt him.
You didn't tell me about that.
You didn't tell me about that.
You didn't tell me she was here.
You didn't tell me she was here.
You don't have a patent on the circle, Jack.
You don't have a patent on the circle, Jack.
You don't have to have champagne, okay?
You don't have to have champagne, okay?
You don't know him like I do. Fine.
You don't know him like I do. Fine.
You don't know how upset he's gonna be.
You don't know how upset he's gonna be.
You don't know where we are, do you?
You don't know where we are, do you?
You don't like fishes?
You don't like fishes?
You don't like me? It's okay.
You don't like me? It's okay.
You drugged my son?
You drugged my son?
You got ¡t, Santa. Foxtrot One out.
You got ¡t, Santa. Foxtrot One out.
You got a hearing problem?
You got a hearing problem?
You got it. Pass.
You got it. Pass.
You got me. That was That was a good one.
You got me. That was That was a good one.
You got pregnant on the honeymoon.
You got pregnant on the honeymoon.
You got something in your hand.
You got something in your hand.
You got to be the flower man.
You got to be the flower man.
You got to get these people out of here now.
You got to get these people out of here now.
You got to poop, right? Okay, good.
You got to poop, right? Okay, good.
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
You guys gotta put aside your issues
You guys gotta put aside your issues
You had that fancy camera pen.
You had that fancy camera pen.
You have no right to
You have no right to
You have to change that message.
You have to change that message.
You have to promise me that you will not break
You have to promise me that you will not break
You have to question everyth¡ng El St¡·o Qrandpa Jack says.
You have to question everyth¡ng El St¡·o Qrandpa Jack says.
You have to work to keep things going.
You have to work to keep things going.
You hunt deer, Bernard?
You hunt deer, Bernard?
You kicked me. Why did you kick me?
You kicked me. Why did you kick me?
You killed an innocent creature of the sky?
You killed an innocent creature of the sky?
You knew she was pregnant?
You knew she was pregnant?
You know how many tickets I've talked myself out of?
You know how many tickets I've talked myself out of?
You know how things always goes wrong.
You know how things always goes wrong.
You know I don't smoke pot or anything,
You know I don't smoke pot or anything,
You know it to be true.
You know it to be true.
You know that Pam and I are flying out to Oyster Bay today.
You know that Pam and I are flying out to Oyster Bay today.
You know that, Greg.
You know that, Greg.
You know that.
You know that.
You know what I mean, Jack?
You know what I mean, Jack?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what that is?
You know what that is?
You know what? I got some cake in the refrigerator.
You know what? I got some cake in the refrigerator.
You know what? I suggest that we get back to talking about the wedding.
You know what? I suggest that we get back to talking about the wedding.
You know what? Let's not talk about the tiny turtle, okay?
You know what? Let's not talk about the tiny turtle, okay?
You know why? Because' he's full of...
You know why? Because' he's full of...
You know your rights? Huh?
You know your rights? Huh?
You know,
You know,
You know, "Let's head south
You know, "Let's head south
You know, Greg has no skeletons. Okay?
You know, Greg has no skeletons. Okay?
You know, he's probably teething.
You know, he's probably teething.
You know, I mean, it was just so It was...
You know, I mean, it was just so It was...
You know, I've been doing it for weeks.
You know, I've been doing it for weeks.
You know, it's amazing how your father anticipated the pump fake like that.
You know, it's amazing how your father anticipated the pump fake like that.
You know, just for fun.
You know, just for fun.
You know, little hints for surviving in this family
You know, little hints for surviving in this family
You know, she has her own catering business now, isn't that great?
You know, she has her own catering business now, isn't that great?
You know, something's wrong here.
You know, something's wrong here.
You know, they say if you really wanna know
You know, they say if you really wanna know
You know, to get out and about.
You know, to get out and about.
You let him cry it out. This way he doesn't depend on coddling.
You let him cry it out. This way he doesn't depend on coddling.
You let it settle.
You let it settle.
You listen to me when I say this.
You listen to me when I say this.
You look a little flushed.
You look a little flushed.
You look just like your mommy.
You look just like your mommy.
You look very handsome tonight, Jack.
You look very handsome tonight, Jack.
You made a mistake?
You made a mistake?
You mean, is that really true?
You mean, is that really true?
You met some of the, uh, some of the cousins?
You met some of the, uh, some of the cousins?
You must be in a lot of pain, huh?
You must be in a lot of pain, huh?
You must be Jack, and you must be Dina.
You must be Jack, and you must be Dina.
You must do something! Baby is coming!
You must do something! Baby is coming!
You okay there, Jacko?
You okay there, Jacko?
You probably have a lot in common.
You probably have a lot in common.
You realize your father is going to kill me?
You realize your father is going to kill me?
You remember that time in the park?
You remember that time in the park?
You remember that time in the park?
You remember that time in the park?
You revealed you have
You revealed you have
You s slept with lsabel?
You s slept with lsabel?
You said you had a sister.
You said you had a sister.
You said you milked your sister's cat.
You said you milked your sister's cat.
You see, my son's future father in law
You see, my son's future father in law
You seem tense.
You seem tense.
You shot a duck?
You shot a duck?
You should've seen the look on your face, though.
You should've seen the look on your face, though.
You should've seen the look on your face.
You should've seen the look on your face.
You stuck a needle in my neck.
You stuck a needle in my neck.
You tell sugar pants
You tell sugar pants
You think Jack knows?
You think Jack knows?
You think they caught up with him?
You think they caught up with him?
You think you can take me, Flowerman?
You think you can take me, Flowerman?
You told me your first time
You told me your first time
You two, you're up.
You two, you're up.
You wanna be in the circle or not, Jack?
You wanna be in the circle or not, Jack?
You want a spritzer?
You want a spritzer?
You want me to be macho wacho?
You want me to be macho wacho?
You want me to catch? Yeah.
You want me to catch? Yeah.
You want me to give him a drink?
You want me to give him a drink?
You want to honk the horn?
You want to honk the horn?
You want to mix it up a little?
You want to mix it up a little?
You wanted to talk about the wedding, right?
You wanted to talk about the wedding, right?
You were riding him like Seabiscuit, Mom.
You were riding him like Seabiscuit, Mom.
You weren't around in the '60s, man.
You weren't around in the '60s, man.
You will force me to engage you.
You will force me to engage you.
You will stand down
You will stand down
You won't recall this in a few minutes
You won't recall this in a few minutes
You work out with weights, right?
You work out with weights, right?
You would like a romantic evening to go.
You would like a romantic evening to go.
You wouldn't take the boob out in front of company.
You wouldn't take the boob out in front of company.
You yell and scream all you want.
You yell and scream all you want.
You'll recall,
You'll recall,
You'll want to start a family of your own.
You'll want to start a family of your own.
You're a genius.
You're a genius.
You're a very lucky woman, Pam.
You're a very lucky woman, Pam.
You're always trying to help.
You're always trying to help.
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?
You're dishonest about everything.
You're dishonest about everything.
You're firmly in the circle.
You're firmly in the circle.
You're going down, Bernsie boy.
You're going down, Bernsie boy.
You're gonna be a great mom, Pamcake.
You're gonna be a great mom, Pamcake.
You're gonna have a baby. Yeah. A baby.
You're gonna have a baby. Yeah. A baby.
You're in your trailer?
You're in your trailer?
You're joking, right?
You're joking, right?
You're not 7? anymore.
You're not 7? anymore.
You're not a doctor?
You're not a doctor?
You're not eating. What's the matter?
You're not eating. What's the matter?
You're not hiding anything?
You're not hiding anything?
You're pregnant? Mmm hmm.
You're pregnant? Mmm hmm.
You're right. '73.
You're right. '73.
You're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think
You're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think
You're so cute, they'll forgive you anything.
You're so cute, they'll forgive you anything.
You're so much better, Jack? Why don't you tell everybody
You're so much better, Jack? Why don't you tell everybody
You're still in the circle of trust,
You're still in the circle of trust,
You're telling me the truth, aren't you?
You're telling me the truth, aren't you?
You're thinking clearly right now.
You're thinking clearly right now.
You're wearing my breast, Little Jack is drinking,
You're wearing my breast, Little Jack is drinking,
You're what? The Ferber method.
You're what? The Ferber method.
You've been injected
You've been injected
You've been kissing his ass ever since you got here.
You've been kissing his ass ever since you got here.
You've crossed the line, sir.
You've crossed the line, sir.
You've ever seen in your life?
You've ever seen in your life?
You've insulted me, my wife, my son,
You've insulted me, my wife, my son,
Your body is talking to me.
Your body is talking to me.
Your central nervous system has been incapacitated
Your central nervous system has been incapacitated
Your dad will definitely find out.
Your dad will definitely find out.
Your father thought they'd be more comfortable down here.
Your father thought they'd be more comfortable down here.
Your father turned this into a learning laboratory
Your father turned this into a learning laboratory
Your office? No, no. We're putting them upstairs.
Your office? No, no. We're putting them upstairs.
Your secret's safe with me.
Your secret's safe with me.
Your son has merely been stunned
Your son has merely been stunned
Your wife is a hot, sexy tigress
Your wife is a hot, sexy tigress
Yummy, is that good?
Yummy, is that good?
15 years old, he can fix anything.
15 years old, he can fix anything.
15, huh?
15, huh?
20 minute warning for dinner, guys.
20 minute warning for dinner, guys.
27 seconds.
27 seconds.
34 years spent reading other people
34 years spent reading other people
50 Fockers. What could be better?
50 Fockers. What could be better?
50,000 volts of electricity are now passing
50,000 volts of electricity are now passing
2100 hours tonight.
2100 hours tonight.
? 'Cause it would be all right ??
? 'Cause it would be all right ??
? 'Cause you've got a home ?
? 'Cause you've got a home ?
? All the time ?
? All the time ?
? All this fussing And fighting ?
? All this fussing And fighting ?
? All those who love us to be there ?
? All those who love us to be there ?
? And if that diamond ring gets sold ?
? And if that diamond ring gets sold ?
? And if that mockingbird don't sing ?
? And if that mockingbird don't sing ?
? And you could feel like fallin' ?
? And you could feel like fallin' ?
? And you were a lady ??
? And you were a lady ??
? As long as I've got mine ??
? As long as I've got mine ??
? As we go walking by ?
? As we go walking by ?
? Banana fana fofina ?
? Banana fana fofina ?
? Bingo, bango, bongo ??
? Bingo, bango, bongo ??
? But we might even leave the USA ?
? But we might even leave the USA ?
? Byrnes ??
? Byrnes ??
? Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby Crazy about my baby ?
? Crazy about my baby, my baby's crazy 'bout me ?
? Crazy about my baby, my baby's crazy 'bout me ?
? Crazy about my baby, my baby's crazy 'bout me ??
? Crazy about my baby, my baby's crazy 'bout me ??
? Crazy about you baby ?
? Crazy about you baby ?
? Crazy about you baby ?
? Crazy about you baby ?
? Dance ?
? Dance ?
? Dina, Dina, fofina ?
? Dina, Dina, fofina ?
? Fall ?
? Fall ?
? Greg's gonna feel like a big asshole ??
? Greg's gonna feel like a big asshole ??
? He doesn't like you to say bad words ??
? He doesn't like you to say bad words ??
? Hold you tight ?
? Hold you tight ?
? I love Di Di Dina ?
? I love Di Di Dina ?
? I'm crazy about my baby ?
? I'm crazy about my baby ?
? I'm crazy about my baby ?
? I'm crazy about my baby ?
? I'm going up the country babe don't you wanna go ?
? I'm going up the country babe don't you wanna go ?
? I'm gonna leave this city ?
? I'm gonna leave this city ?
? I'm just crazy about you ?
? I'm just crazy about you ?
? If I were a carpenter ?
? If I were a carpenter ?
? In the sweet sunshine ?
? In the sweet sunshine ?
? In the sweet sunshine ?
? In the sweet sunshine ?
? It's all right ?
? It's all right ?
? Mr. Moose likes to say good words ?
? Mr. Moose likes to say good words ?
? Now, baby, pack your leaving trunk ?
? Now, baby, pack your leaving trunk ?
? One great b¡g happy fam¡ly ?
? One great b¡g happy fam¡ly ?
? Please don't leave ?
? Please don't leave ?
? Qot to get away ?
? Qot to get away ?
? Take her hand in mine ?
? Take her hand in mine ?
? Then Greg is going to buy you a diamond ring ?
? Then Greg is going to buy you a diamond ring ?
? Wait and see ?
? Wait and see ?
? Wait and see ??
? Wait and see ??
? We'll be looking fine ?
? We'll be looking fine ?
? We'll be looking fine ?
? We'll be looking fine ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? We're gonna get married ?
? Who's gonna take my love away? ?
? Who's gonna take my love away? ?
? Who's gonna take my love away? Nobody ?
? Who's gonna take my love away? Nobody ?
? Who's gonna take my love? ?
? Who's gonna take my love? ?
? Who's gonna take my love? ?
? Who's gonna take my love? ?
? You could feel like dancin' ?
? You could feel like dancin' ?
? You know we've got to leave today ?
? You know we've got to leave today ?
??[Bernie humming]
??[Bernie humming]
??[chanting]
??[chanting]
??[conga drums beating]
??[conga drums beating]
??[humming]
??[humming]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing]
??[music playing] All right, kids.
??[music playing] All right, kids.
??[playing]
??[playing]
...of the breast itself.
...of the breast itself.
·answering machine beeping·
·answering machine beeping·
·answering machine beeping·
·answering machine beeping·
·chanting·
·chanting·
·gasps·
·gasps·
·giggling·
·giggling·
·giggling·
·giggling·
·grunting·
·grunting·
·Little Jack continues wailing·
·Little Jack continues wailing·
·Little Jack mumbling·
·Little Jack mumbling·
·Little Jack wailing·
·Little Jack wailing·
·police radio chattering·
·police radio chattering·
·shushing·
·shushing·
·TV playing·
·TV playing·
·wailing·
·wailing·
'73, honey.
'73, honey.
'cause he's probing a brick wall.
'cause he's probing a brick wall.
'cause I didn't hear back from you.
'cause I didn't hear back from you.
'Cause I want to go over a few things
'Cause I want to go over a few things
'Cause Jack has a big mole on his face.
'Cause Jack has a big mole on his face.
'cause that Focker's gonna bite.
'cause that Focker's gonna bite.
'cause that's cool, whatever you want to do.
'cause that's cool, whatever you want to do.
'cause you gotta learn to keep secrets
'cause you gotta learn to keep secrets
'Cause, uh this tastes a little funky.
'Cause, uh this tastes a little funky.
"Hey, we're freezing our tushies off here in Detroit."
"Hey, we're freezing our tushies off here in Detroit."
"Honk if you're horny."
"Honk if you're horny."
"l would like to eat more please."
"l would like to eat more please."
"l'd like a nap,
"l'd like a nap,
"Mazel tov, Gaylord M. Focker. World's Greatest Nurse."
"Mazel tov, Gaylord M. Focker. World's Greatest Nurse."
(all three) No!
(all three) No!
(all) Amen.
(all) Amen.
(all) L'chaim!
(all) L'chaim!
(all) Shalom.
(all) Shalom.
(Bernie on machine) Hello, you've reached the Fockers.
(Bernie on machine) Hello, you've reached the Fockers.
(Bernie) All right. Wait. Don't drink. I want to make a toast.
(Bernie) All right. Wait. Don't drink. I want to make a toast.
(Bernie) Come on. Come on.
(Bernie) Come on. Come on.
(Bernie) Gay, you all right?
(Bernie) Gay, you all right?
(Bernie) Gay, you see the cowboy hat on the door?
(Bernie) Gay, you see the cowboy hat on the door?
(Bernie) God! You're so beautiful.
(Bernie) God! You're so beautiful.
(Bernie) He likes me.
(Bernie) He likes me.
(Bernie) He was 10. A late bloomer.
(Bernie) He was 10. A late bloomer.
(Bernie) He's alive!
(Bernie) He's alive!
(Bernie) He's all talk.
(Bernie) He's all talk.
(Bernie) Hey, it's Jack.
(Bernie) Hey, it's Jack.
(Bernie) Hey! There you are.
(Bernie) Hey! There you are.
(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
(Bernie) I can't believe you went duck hunting with him.
(Bernie) I can't believe you went duck hunting with him.
(Bernie) I have sensitive wrists.
(Bernie) I have sensitive wrists.
(Bernie) I think you make a right up here or a left.
(Bernie) I think you make a right up here or a left.
(Bernie) I walk in the door...
(Bernie) I walk in the door...
(Bernie) I'm pretty sure it's o·
(Bernie) I'm pretty sure it's o·
(Bernie) I'm sorry, ma'am.
(Bernie) I'm sorry, ma'am.
(Bernie) It's not right. Bern, let it go.
(Bernie) It's not right. Bern, let it go.
(Bernie) Jack wants you to meet him
(Bernie) Jack wants you to meet him
(Bernie) Just shake him off.
(Bernie) Just shake him off.
(Bernie) Moses! Moses!
(Bernie) Moses! Moses!
(Bernie) No, really. It's true.
(Bernie) No, really. It's true.
(Bernie) Oh, God!
(Bernie) Oh, God!
(Bernie) Okay, but tonight doesn't count.
(Bernie) Okay, but tonight doesn't count.
(Bernie) Okay, I'm not done yet. What I'm trying to say is,
(Bernie) Okay, I'm not done yet. What I'm trying to say is,
(Bernie) Okay. Let's toast and let's make a sandwich,
(Bernie) Okay. Let's toast and let's make a sandwich,
(Bernie) Or the hammock.
(Bernie) Or the hammock.
(Bernie) Punch it, Gay.
(Bernie) Punch it, Gay.
(Bernie) Roz, why don't you take them outside?
(Bernie) Roz, why don't you take them outside?
(Bernie) That is so beautiful.
(Bernie) That is so beautiful.
(Bernie) True.
(Bernie) True.
(Bernie) Wait!
(Bernie) Wait!
(Bernie) What should he call me?
(Bernie) What should he call me?
(Bernie) You're out of line, man.
(Bernie) You're out of line, man.
(both) Shortstack, shortstack coming up!
(both) Shortstack, shortstack coming up!
(Dina) Honey.
(Dina) Honey.
(Dina) Muskrat.
(Dina) Muskrat.
(Dina) Ooh, it seems very nice.
(Dina) Ooh, it seems very nice.
(Foxtrot One) Alpha, Foxtrot One.
(Foxtrot One) Alpha, Foxtrot One.
(Foxtrot One) Focker is not the kid's father, Jack.
(Foxtrot One) Focker is not the kid's father, Jack.
(Greg) All right. Good.
(Greg) All right. Good.
(Greg) Come on, Jack. Come on. Give her a honk.
(Greg) Come on, Jack. Come on. Give her a honk.
(Greg) Dad, I know a shortcut.
(Greg) Dad, I know a shortcut.
(Greg) Dad, I told you to keep him out of the RV.
(Greg) Dad, I told you to keep him out of the RV.
(Greg) He does, doesn't he?
(Greg) He does, doesn't he?
(Greg) Hey, Dad
(Greg) Hey, Dad
(Greg) Hey, Jinxy, see that?
(Greg) Hey, Jinxy, see that?
(Greg) Hey.
(Greg) Hey.
(Greg) I left you like five messages.
(Greg) I left you like five messages.
(Greg) It's like a team or something.
(Greg) It's like a team or something.
(Greg) Jack!
(Greg) Jack!
(Greg) Jack?
(Greg) Jack?
(Greg) LJ! LJ!
(Greg) LJ! LJ!
(Greg) Look at that.
(Greg) Look at that.
(Greg) Mom, come on.
(Greg) Mom, come on.
(Greg) Moses, go, get in your basket. Go!
(Greg) Moses, go, get in your basket. Go!
(Greg) Oh, she wants you to honk the horn.
(Greg) Oh, she wants you to honk the horn.
(Greg) Oh! Jinx.
(Greg) Oh! Jinx.
(Greg) We're screwed. No, we're not.
(Greg) We're screwed. No, we're not.
(Greg) What are you doing there?
(Greg) What are you doing there?
(Greg) What's going on?
(Greg) What's going on?
(Greg) Wow.
(Greg) Wow.
(Jack and Greg) Nobody's.
(Jack and Greg) Nobody's.
(Jack) A quick announcement.
(Jack) A quick announcement.
(Jack) Dial Foxtrot One.
(Jack) Dial Foxtrot One.
(Jack) Dina. Pam.
(Jack) Dina. Pam.
(Jack) Down here, under the bed.
(Jack) Down here, under the bed.
(Jack) Focker! You want to remain in the cell?
(Jack) Focker! You want to remain in the cell?
(Jack) Foxtrot One.
(Jack) Foxtrot One.
(Jack) Get that goddamn dog out of here!
(Jack) Get that goddamn dog out of here!
(Jack) Give me the bottle.
(Jack) Give me the bottle.
(Jack) Good idea.
(Jack) Good idea.
(Jack) He's taking you in.
(Jack) He's taking you in.
(Jack) Hey! What the hell are you doing? That's my toilet!
(Jack) Hey! What the hell are you doing? That's my toilet!
(Jack) I'm ready.
(Jack) I'm ready.
(Jack) Jinxy!
(Jack) Jinxy!
(Jack) Meeting Greg made such an impression on Kevin,
(Jack) Meeting Greg made such an impression on Kevin,
(Jack) Officer, do you mind telling me
(Jack) Officer, do you mind telling me
(Jack) Pam, Dina, we have to get o·t··s island. It's evil.
(Jack) Pam, Dina, we have to get o·t··s island. It's evil.
(Jack) Pam, we have to leave this island.
(Jack) Pam, we have to leave this island.
(Jack) Qood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
(Jack) Qood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
(Jack) So, to solve that problem,
(Jack) So, to solve that problem,
(Jorge) Hello?
(Jorge) Hello?
(Kevin) Let us begin with the blessing of the wine.
(Kevin) Let us begin with the blessing of the wine.
(Little Jack) Asshole.
(Little Jack) Asshole.
(lra) Bing, bang, bong.
(lra) Bing, bang, bong.
(lsabel) Bernie,
(lsabel) Bernie,
(lsabel) Where is he?
(lsabel) Where is he?
(man) Hey!
(man) Hey!
(Pam) Dad.
(Pam) Dad.
(Pam) Dad.
(Pam) Dad.
(Pam) Greg!
(Pam) Greg!
(Pam) Greg! Greg!
(Pam) Greg! Greg!
(Pam) Greg.
(Pam) Greg.
(Pam) Hey.
(Pam) Hey.
(Pam) I told my mom.
(Pam) I told my mom.
(Pam) No! Stop the baby! Stop the baby!
(Pam) No! Stop the baby! Stop the baby!
(Pam) Really?
(Pam) Really?
(Pam) That's so sweet. Thank you, guys.
(Pam) That's so sweet. Thank you, guys.
(Pam) Yes, Dad, uh... I'm coming. Little Jack.
(Pam) Yes, Dad, uh... I'm coming. Little Jack.
(Pam) You all right? What happened?
(Pam) You all right? What happened?
(Pam) You hungry? Do you want some milk?
(Pam) You hungry? Do you want some milk?
(policeman) Check it out.
(policeman) Check it out.
(policeman) F O C K E R.
(policeman) F O C K E R.
(Roz on machine) I have no idea. Just press a button.
(Roz on machine) I have no idea. Just press a button.
(Roz) ...for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
(Roz) ...for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
(Roz) A little bit.
(Roz) A little bit.
(Roz) All right. Don't forget the positions.
(Roz) All right. Don't forget the positions.
(Roz) Bern, stop it!
(Roz) Bern, stop it!
(Roz) Bernie, get the photo album.
(Roz) Bernie, get the photo album.
(Roz) Bernie, you're gonna hurt yourself.
(Roz) Bernie, you're gonna hurt yourself.
(Roz) Come back in the morning, tootsie roll.
(Roz) Come back in the morning, tootsie roll.
(Roz) Come on, honey.
(Roz) Come on, honey.
(Roz) He's the man who snips the baby's little winkydink.
(Roz) He's the man who snips the baby's little winkydink.
(Roz) Honey, stop.
(Roz) Honey, stop.
(Roz) How long how long have you worked in this hotel?
(Roz) How long how long have you worked in this hotel?
(Roz) I don't understand this.
(Roz) I don't understand this.
(Roz) I thought they gave you gas.
(Roz) I thought they gave you gas.
(Roz) Is he all right? He's asleep.
(Roz) Is he all right? He's asleep.
(Roz) Is it ringing?
(Roz) Is it ringing?
(Roz) It's a technique I learned in Hawaii.
(Roz) It's a technique I learned in Hawaii.
(Roz) Jack Byrnes, you are a caged lion.
(Roz) Jack Byrnes, you are a caged lion.
(Roz) Now show me how
(Roz) Now show me how
(Roz) Oh, h¡, baby.
(Roz) Oh, h¡, baby.
(Roz) Rotate those hips.
(Roz) Rotate those hips.
(Roz) Sit down.
(Roz) Sit down.
(Roz) So make a
(Roz) So make a
(Roz) So make a
(Roz) So make a
(Roz) That poor kid is desperate for human contact.
(Roz) That poor kid is desperate for human contact.
(Roz) That's nice, honey.
(Roz) That's nice, honey.
(Roz) That's so cute.
(Roz) That's so cute.
(Roz) Wo·h it for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
(Roz) Wo·h it for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
(Roz) You don't want Jack coming home
(Roz) You don't want Jack coming home
(Roz) Your father's right.
(Roz) Your father's right.
[all applauding]
[all applauding]
[all applauding]
[all applauding]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all chattering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all cheering]
[all clapping]
[all clapping]
[all exclaiming]
[all exclaiming]
[all gasping]
[all gasping]
[all gasping]
[all gasping]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
[all mumbling]
[all mumbling]
[all screaming]
[all screaming]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[babbling]
[bed whirring]
[bed whirring]
[beeping]
[beeping]
[beeps]
[beeps]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie and Roz laughing]
[Bernie hooting]
[Bernie hooting]
[Bernie laughing]
[Bernie laughing]
[Bernie speaking in Spanish]
[Bernie speaking in Spanish]
[birds cawing]
[birds cawing]
[birds chirping]
[birds chirping]
[both exclaiming]
[both exclaiming]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
[both laughing] How about Poppy?
[both laughing] How about Poppy?
[both screaming]
[both screaming]
[car phone ringing]
[car phone ringing]
[car phone ringing]
[car phone ringing]
[cars honking]
[cars honking]
[chanting]
[chanting]
[chattering]
[chattering]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling] How about a double feature?
[chuckling] How about a double feature?
[chuckling] Oh! Okay, okay.
[chuckling] Oh! Okay, okay.
[chuckling] What is all this stuff, anyway?
[chuckling] What is all this stuff, anyway?
[clearing throat]
[clearing throat]
[clearing throat]
[clearing throat]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clicking]
[clicking]
[computer beeping]
[computer beeping]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[cooing]
[doll squeaking]
[doll squeaking]
[door beeping]
[door beeping]
[door beeping]
[door beeping]
[door closing]
[door closing]
[door closing]
[door closing]
[engine starting]
[engine starting]
[exclaiming]
[exclaiming]
[farts]
[farts]
[frogs croaking]
[frogs croaking]
[gagging]
[gagging]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping] Oh, my goodness.
[gasping] Oh, my goodness.
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps] No way.
[gasps] No way.
[giggling]
[giggling]
[giggling]
[giggling]
[girls yelling]
[girls yelling]
[girls yelling]
[girls yelling]
[Greg chuckling]
[Greg chuckling]
[Greg whooping]
[Greg whooping]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[gurgling]
[gurgling]
[gurgling]
[gurgling]
[gurgling]
[gurgling]
[honking]
[honking]
[horn honking]
[horn honking]
[horn honking]
[horn honking]
[horns honking]
[horns honking]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
[Jack groaning]
[Jack groaning]
[Jack grunts]
[Jack grunts]
[Jinx meowing]
[Jinx meowing]
[karate cries]
[karate cries]
[karate cries]
[karate cries]
[karate cries]
[karate cries]
[knocking on truck]
[knocking on truck]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[Litle Jack wailing]
[Litle Jack wailing]
[Little Jack cooing]
[Little Jack cooing]
[Little Jack gurgles]
[Little Jack gurgles]
[Little Jack gurgling]
[Little Jack gurgling]
[Little Jack gurgling]
[Little Jack gurgling]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack wailing]
[Little Jack whining]
[Little Jack whining]
[lsabel speaking in Spanish]
[lsabel speaking in Spanish]
[man hooting]
[man hooting]
[men laughing]
[men laughing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning] Yes, yes. Oh, Jack.
[moaning] Yes, yes. Oh, Jack.
[mooing]
[mooing]
[Moses barking]
[Moses barking]
[Moses barking]
[Moses barking]
[Moses whimpering]
[Moses whimpering]
[mumbling]
[mumbling]
[mumbling]
[mumbling]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[phone autodialing]
[phone autodialing]
[phone autodialing]
[phone autodialing]
[phone ringing]
[phone ringing]
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
[police siren wailing]
[police siren wailing]
[purring]
[purring]
[Roz screaming]
[Roz screaming]
[Roz screams]
[Roz screams]
[RV horn honking]
[RV horn honking]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[shushing]
[shushing]
[shushing]
[shushing]
[shushing]
[shushing]
[sighing]
[sighing]
[sighing]
[sighing]
[sighing]
[sighing]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs] I mean.
[sighs] I mean.
[sighs] Oh, Greg.
[sighs] Oh, Greg.
[siren wailing]
[siren wailing]
[sizzling]
[sizzling]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[speaking in Hebrew]
[speaking in Hebrew]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[speaking in Spanish]
[spluttering]
[spluttering]
[sputtering]
[sputtering]
[squeaking continues]
[squeaking continues]
[stun gun clicking]
[stun gun clicking]
[stun gun clicking] Remain calm.
[stun gun clicking] Remain calm.
[tape rewinding]
[tape rewinding]
[tape rewinding]
[tape rewinding]
[tape rewinding]
[tape rewinding]
[thudding]
[thudding]
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[toilet flushing]
[toilet flushing]
[toilet flushing]
[toilet flushing]
[wailing continues]
[wailing continues]
[wailing]
[wailing]
[wailing]
[wailing]
[wailing]
[wailing]
[whimpering]
[whimpering]
[whirring]
[whirring]
[whispering] Everything is just as good as new.
[whispering] Everything is just as good as new.
[whispering] How's the little guy doing?
[whispering] How's the little guy doing?
[whispering] It's a scam.
[whispering] It's a scam.
[whispering] Muskrat.
[whispering] Muskrat.
[whispering] You are the sexiest woman alive I know.
[whispering] You are the sexiest woman alive I know.
[whooping]
[whooping]
[woman speaking in Spanish]
[woman speaking in Spanish]
[yelling]
[yelling]
[yells]
[yells]
[yelping]
[yelping]

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