Meet the Spartans (2008) Soundboard Edit

Ah ooh!

ALL: # Go, now, go #

ALL: # Oh, no, not I #

ALL: Hyah!

ALL: Oh, shit!

ALL: Yah!

And he ain't lyin'! Kiss that!

And nice man boobs.

And shove it!

And Sparta does

And then I'm gonna reach around..

And your children...

Any message for the queen?

As long as Xerxes doesn't find...

At Hooter's!

Beat my record.

Behold Leonidas..

Brangelina had first dibs

Congratulations, Sonio.

Cranking it up!

Don't kick him into the pit of death

Exhausted from thejourney...

For glory..

From an early age...

Gentlemen, may I present...

God, that smarts.

He braved the elements...

He holds great influence...

Hell, if you died, I'd play the field.

Help.

Hey, fellas.

High fives for the women...

Hit the button!

Hoo!

I am sorry, King...

I don't even know them.

I don't know why y'all...

I don't know.

I thought she was David Hasselhoff.

I'll suck your dick!

I'm a smart shopper.

I'm about to shove my happy foot up your ass...

I'm really 42.

If it was you, you win 'cause obviously, you know. (laughs)

Indeed.

Is not for them, so, whatever you do...

Labwana no cho dame.

Leonidas was taught to fight

Leonidas. (chuckling)

Let's see what the judges have to say.

Let's talk war.

Like we've never done it before.

MALE ANNOUNCER: Buttmeister presents..

Man, you've got happy feet.

Mr. Bond, I'd like you to meet Captain Adorable

My lord, he will tell Xerxes that Sparta...

NARRATOR: Leonidas was stoked.

No

No deal!

No! War is the answer!

No. My father was an alcoholic.

None that need be said.

Now you're pissing me off.

Oh Oh

Oh, God, geez, yeah. (groans)

Oh, oh, ain't that a bitch.

Oh, we're not here to surrender.

Oh!

Oh! Ow!

Ohh!

Okay.

Oprah.

Or on it.

Or perhaps that was the Dentyne Ice...

OTHERS: Ah ooh!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ooh, stop.

PEOPLE: Leonidas!

Queen Margo.

Right, right.

Steady, Spartans!

Stop kicking people into the pit of death. Really!

Super fingers...

Thanks, Father

That is hot to me.

That sounds reasonable.

That's hot.

That's my boy.

That's my urine sample.

That's not your son.

The baby was rejected

The meeting with the council.

The Spartans replenished their electrolytes

The tough go antiquing.

They died a beautiful death.

This could be our last night together.

To infinity and beyond!

Today we salute you...

Victory was theirs.

Waah!

Was a ******* holiday!

We must speak.

Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape...

Well, that's fine by me, Xerxes...

What do you think?

What happens in Vegas...

What you laughin' at, asswipe?

What?

Where you going, pussy?

Whew!

WOMAN: # Oh, no #

WOMAN: Ooh (laughs)

Woo!

Xerxes

Xerxes is in Traitoro's top five.

Xerxes will enjoy making you his slaves.

XERXES: Betray your beloved Spartans

Xerxes!

Yes!

Yes?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Yo mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds...

You are a fine captain, Captain

You charge your enemy like an oiled up hairless wonder

You got served!

You must go back to Sparta..

You will lose everything.

You will need to get Traitoro's support.

You're off my MySpace page.

You've got no eyes.

Your husband needs you

(grunts) (baby yells)

(grunts) (other women gasp)

(grunts) No, no, no, no, no.

(gunshot) (grunts)

(laughter) (whistling)

(laughter) Yeah!

(Leonidas yells) (Xerxes whimpers)

(loud pop) Aah!

(masseuse grunts) Ow! That's too hard

(roars like a Wookiee) (laughter) Oh!

(rock music playing) (men cheering)

(towel snaps) (grunts)

(yells) (crash)

# I know you love the feel # # Come on #

# Ladies! # # Shake your tambourine... #

## (chuckles)

#The bomb # # Get down #

How you like that, huh? Sit down.

LEONIDAS: Come on! No! Whoa!

Look! Persians! (indistinct chatter)

Ow! ...your Nintendo Wii...

She's a human! (grunts)

What are y? (judges screaming)

Whoa! No, you didn't!

... the perfect Spartan

...99...

...and surrender Sparta.

(blades scraping)

(both grunt)

(both grunting)

(boy yelling)

(changes stations)

(cheering, whistling)

(cheering, whooping)

(chuckles)

(chuckling): Battle form

(clang)

(crack)

(crashing rumble)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd jeering loudly)

(distorted): Aah!

(dramatic, eerie theme plays)

(engine rumbles, tires squeal)

(exhales)

(footfalls rumbling)

(gentle theme plays)

(giggles)

(groans, hisses in pain)

(groans)

(groans)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(higher pitch): dancin'.

(hollow echo): I... am Xerxestron...

(huffing, grunting)

(laughing)

(laughs)

(laughs): Okay.

(lively disco beat plays)

(lively swing music plays)

(loud crunch)

(loud kiss)

(low growling)

(low squawking)

(mechanical whirring)

(music changes back to hard rock)

(ominous theme playing)

(ominous theme playing)

(paint gun firing, pellets ricocheting)

(panting)

(panting): I hate her.

(passionate moaning)

(quiet groan)

(quietly): What was it?

(rhythmic grunting)

(rhythmic panting)

(rifle cocking, blade scraping)

(roaring like a Wookiee)

(rousing orchestral fanfare playing)

(scattered laughter)

(screams)

(shivering)

(shrieking)

(shrieking)

(shrieks)

(shrieks)

(sighs)

(sighs): My child...

(sings along): # Come on, Barbie, let's go party! #

(smacking, whooshing)

(snickering)

(sniveling)

(sobbing)

(Spartans shouting advice)

(thunder crashing)

(unenthusiastically): Ah hoo

(upbeat pop intro plays)

(voice slowing down): Botox... overdose.

(water sloshing)

(whispering) Spartans heading south.

(whispering): See nah skah nah...

(whooping, indistinct chatter)

(woman chanting plaintively over mournful melody)

(woman laughing)

(woman's echoing laughter)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yells)

(yelping)

# Bargain #

# Clap your hands if you're feelin' me #

# Clap your hands if you're in the mix #

# Did you think I'd crumble? #

# Do the D A N C E, 1 2 3 4 fight #

# Doin' it big like I live in the Taj Mahal... #

# E V E come through in the Mazarat' #

# From outer space #

# Gimme your goody and your body #

# Giving all for the goals #

# Go on, now go #

# God damn is the words that come out they mouth... #

# Got to keep it up, never let my head drop #

# Hey, DJ, turn me out #

# Hey, mister, break it down #

# How you bounce back #

# I have come so very far to make this here my home #

# I just walked in to find you here #

# I know I'll stay alive #

# I will survive #

# I've got all my life to live #

# I've got all my love to give #

# If you close your eyes and miss it #

# If you want to show me, get below me #

# If you want to show me, get below me #

# In the Barbie world #

# It's all how you bounce back #

# It's all how you bounce back #

# Life in plastic, it's fantastic #

# Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual! #

# Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual... #

# ****as ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin' #

# Oh, no, not I #

# Ow! That curling iron is hot! #

# Shake your tambourine..

# Shake your tambourine... #

# Shake your tambourine... #

# Shake your tambourine... #

# Shake your thing till you don't feel lonely #

# Show me them goodies #

# Show me them goodies... #

# So if you thinking otherwise, I guess you thinkin' wrong #

# Somebody new #

# You gonna breathe now #

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#A place for the dog, a garage, a yard to play around #

#Ah ah ah yeah #

#Ain't no way you could tie me up #

#All it takes is all I got, a little bit of try #

#And I grew strong #

#And I spent, oh, so many nights #

#And if you make my babies cry, I'll bust you in your eye #

#Ask me why I wrote this #

#Jump around until your act is so cool #

#Jump around until your act is so cool. #

#Just feeling sorry for myself #

#Just turn around now #

#Thank the Lord for what I got #

#The bomb, so def #

#The bomb, so dope #

#They be watchin' while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin' #

#Thinking of words, baby #

#To the beat like a pro, know you love dat #

#Walk out the door #

#Weren't you the one #

#When we do what we do #

#With that sad look upon your face #

#Yeah, yeah #

#You could play it real cool, act the old school #

#You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down #

#You were such a P Y T, catching all the light #

#You're a B Boy that nearly hit the ground #