Gigantic Edit

A cab?

A car.

A Chinese baby for that matter.

A couple of years... could be earlier.

A kid from China.

A little pressure.

A little...

A meditation cushion.

A new child, a new life, a new family...

A pheasant with a death wish?

A pinata of a famous dictator,

A salesman with a shiner. I'm gonna believe him.

A toast, Brian?

A warranty package built into the price,

About the size of a squash ball, maybe bigger.

Absolutely. You wanna use the...

Advertising executives in front of a bunch of kids.

After cab.

After they've made it as far as we've made it...

Again with meditation.

Alright,

Alright, beautiful.

Alright, get up.

Alright, if you feel like you must.

Alright, let's have a little look at the little Samurai.

Alright, see you there. Bye...

Alright.

Alright.

Am I a virgin...

Am I incorrect? Please tell me if I'm being incorrect.

American? It's a lot of money for a goddamn bed.

And a free salt salad...

And Brian...

And don't fucking lie to me either.

And have them cook us a proper meal.

And he's got a brother who plays canasta

And here, and initial here.

And here's to many many happy birthdays to come

And how's the adoption going? Brian's in the middle of adopting

And I left my phone in my purse and...

And I sort of love him.

And I will come with you so it won't get too weird.

And I'll be at every one of them! Salud!

And I'll make you soup.

And I'll...

And I'm not well versed in that detail.

And I've seen you since you were a little...

And if you can aspire...

And it costs $249.

And love... love love love.

And M. Weathersby...

And never had a boyfriend.

And see If I look like a massive wall of Grey.

And she wants a horsie or he wants a Countach.

And taking a little break?

And talked to someone about a bed.

And tediousness its limbs and outward flourishes.

And tell him I need to talk to him?

And then you'll be returning here to New York with the baby.

And then...

And they didn't update the website...

And this is...

And we're just doing what we do.

And what does less light mean?

And what you kids do all day. Playing those Tetris games pretending to work.

And why more today than yesterday.

And you get the kid, what's the long term finance structure?

And you need to get healthy.

And you're good.

And you've got 15 years on both of ya.

And, we have an international sister agency,

And?

And... for delivery...

Another bottle of Merlot please.

Antidepressants.

Any news from China?

Anytime...

Anyway...

Anyways I was with him and I...

Anyways, can I just ask you this thing?

Are done in a matter of minutes, even seconds.

Are liars, thieves, and a categorical waste of time and resources.

Are you adopting a dog?

Are you alright?

Are you gonna raise this kid?

Are you having a party?

Are you not planning on sticking around, or is it an ammunition issue?

Are you open at night?

Are you trying to free these things?

As I suspected gents he didn't go for the black market idea.

Asian studies.

Asshole.

Attagirl. Straight.

Attributed to middle aged men today. I'm not going down that road.

Back disorders, duodenal ulcers, the most misdiagnosed conditions

Bang it home?

Bang it home.

Be nice to have some new life in this family.

Be right back.

Be safe.

Because frankly, Barbara don't get your nose outta the joint,

Because your diploma

Been my pleasure. And don't forget to come back soon.

Behind some **** named Nasser.

Being thrown into the snakepit?

Believe it or not, I understand how commission works.

Best bed on the market.

Bet you wish you had a some of these out there. Get all your buddies together.

Better be for that kinda money.

Black dude? White dude?

Black hair ain't easy to deal with you know.

Black trumpets south side of Temper lower elevations than last year.

Blazed through 5 in 5 years.

Bobby...

Body's tighted.

Bonjour mes amis.

Boyfriend?

Brian sold my father a mattress.

Brian, am I correct?

Brian, by the way.

Brian, I wanted to talk to you a little bit more.

Brian, let's go celebrate.

Brian, there's a deuce loose in the caboose

Brian, this is Ducky Settinstall. Ducky, meet Brian.

Brian, Tu viens me Donner un coup de main.

Brian, you heard it. OK.

Brian?

Bring it back here.

Bunch of homos on Fire Island piling on top of each other. It's disgusting.

But can you keep me on the email list and for alternative list as well?

But congratulations!

But he never had the family the other kids did.

But I admire it.

But I'll call you later and...

But I've got work to do here.

But it seems Mr. 7 is always a little bit of a quitter.

But nothing's normal.

But now, I'm gonna...

But that's the extent of my Asian language.

But then Melanie was kinda like in my ear the whole day

But whatever you need, I'll support you.

But you're OK now.

But...

But...

But...

Bye Larry.

Bye.

Bye.

C'mon, not gonna touch you.

Call her.

Came in looking for some beds for his new mansion.

Can I get either of you somethin' to drink?

Can I lie here for awhile?

Can we have sex over there?

Can you come?

Can you hold on one second?

Can you please connect me to Kenyatta Folds this is Brian Weathersby.

Can you see up my skirt?

Can...

Can't exercise her own honor, I'm sure she would want you to be

Can't remember the exact number. It's a lot more.

Can't.

Cause I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment.

Champagne,

Charged a fortune but I've got his number.

Check them golden oysters!

Christ to a cracker!

Chrome mongoose.

City's laid out in a perfect grid, I can see how that can happen, 62nd street...

Cocktails,

Collectively we can't make buttered toast.

Colonel Muammar Al Gaddafi.

Combination **** whistle, pepper spray mini brass knuckle key chain.

Come down and see you.

Come on everyone. We must drink up,

Come on, I'll show you.

Come on. I'm starving.

Come over here.

Come up and see me.

Commit myself fully to this?

Congratulations big guy.

Congratulations! I'm super psyched for you.

Crock. It's not.

Dad, I can't.

Dad, just ring the buzzer and I'll buzz you up.

Dad, you need some help?

Dad.

Dad. They don't do that.

Dad...

Damn.

Definitely white.

Delivery, when do you want it?

Depression, sleep deprivation, test, the usual.

Did he hurt you?

Did you eat from a deli?

Did you know I had brain cancer once?

Did you pick that?

Diligent about this and he's a rare case.

Do as you will.

Do I have to get dressed up?

Do you ever incorporate things into your dreams?

Do you have any interest in having sex with me?

Do you know women are 20 times more likely to be depressed than men?

Do you play squash, Brian?

Do you wanna come upstairs?

Do you want me to go ask the security guard?

Do you want me to hold on to them?

Does he usually?

Does it? Or does it sound awesome?!

Don't be sorry.

Don't give the phone company all of our money.

Don't have to be shy in front of me, I know how you spend your weekends.

Don't lose it, I got it in Corsica.

Don't.

Douchebag, Nagata.

Douchebag.

Down.

Drinks...

Drop by her place.

Ducky.

Effectively combines three of my great fears.

Enough, enough...

Every year banks give out bonuses, big bonuses a couple of mil.

Everyone thought that we were his grandparents.

Evidemment, I get carried away sometimes.

Excuse me, shaman.

Expound.

Family Initiative.

Fantastic.

Fill it with bitter honey.

First, I wanna tell you that...

For acting out and I'm sorry for being so weird and I wanted to tell you...

For his 8th birthday, I got him a bike.

For men.

For that guy with the fag friend.

For the kids when they were born I would make...

For your benefit, I want you to know that...

Freaking car...

Fuck it, money gotta spin man.

Fuck you, round eyed drouchebag.

Fuck!

Fucking guy's 28.

Get him home.

Get that kid to do it.

God bless capitalism.

Goddamn, if you don't try to squeeze an "R" in every word.

Good bye. You're crazy.

Good enough quack.

Good for you.

Good guess. It's nice to meet you Happy.

Good job.

Good luck.

Good one. Try it out, Gary.

Good.

Good.

Good... I'll take that bait.

Goodnight Brian.

Got it.

Gotta love this fucking bed. You got laid recently didn't you?

Great job.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. Nothing for me, thanks.

Great. What does he do?

Gynaecologist?

Had a white stepfather had to deal with my sister's Afro coiffures.

Had Pol Pot.

Happy!

Happy?

Happy?

Harriet?

Harriet.

Harriet.

Has to do with musculature and ligaments.

Have a disgusting orgy.

Have a great time.

Have a seat on the couch, make yourself comfortable.

Hawaiian broad.

He brings a gun.

He buy that bed?

He cackled, squealed like a pig.

He came in here with another guy.

He did?

He did?

He doesn't ride in cabs.

He doesn't use the gun.

He is.

He laid there for a couple of minutes.

He might be able to help you.

He owns an airline company, tobacco interests...

He ran to his room crying, said he wanted a baby,

He thinks he can get a Chinese baby on the black market for like 45000 $.

He throws up.

He told his teacher once that...

He told me he loved me.

He was an old perv.

He was confused I guess.

He was just trying to

He'll pay you

He's a marvelous Korean!!

He's asleep?

He's been sweet his whole life.

He's been talkin' bout it his whole life.

He's got 5 bedrooms.

He's got these kind of connections. He's an oil man.

He's living in squalor.

He's started sleeping with my daughter.

Heights,

Hell yeah.

Hell, no.

Hello?

Hello...

Here here, gimme that baby. Come on...

Here I am with you fish face perverts.

Here we are, walking together in the woods.

Here you go.

Here's what you do.

Hey Brian.

Hey dad, this is Octavio, he was just getting going.

Hey Kevin, lunch.

Hey look, got some mini burgers a whole bunch if you want some.

Hey you...

Hey, Kennyata, it's Brian Weathersby.

Hi Brian, nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Brian.

Hi.

His daughter.

His real parents had died in a car crash and his grandparents took him on.

Hold on.

Hold this for one sec cause I just...

Holy shit!

Honey, you probably got a microbial virus or some...

Hope you get the kid.

How about the bedroom area?

How about Thursday the 23rd?

How are you dear?

How are you doing?

How are you?

How come you've never had a wife? Never a family.

How did you make out with the Wall Street guy?

How do you guys know each other?

How do you shut this off?

How do you support a kid on a meager salary?

How long was I asleep?

How much do you make in the job?

How old are you going to be?

How old was he when he had you?

How was the doctor, dad?

How was your dinner?

How's the mattress business?

How's your soup?

Huge tumour on the recesses in my temporal lobe.

I actually just called to ask you something.

I admire the hell out of it.

I am shit.

I am...

I appreciate the effort though.

I asked him how his bonus season went.

I asked him some questions about his job,

I assume you make peanuts at the mattress factory.

I barely have a job, so do you wanna see this?

I bet you wish you could come.

I called my mother the other day.

I came here to buy a bed and I don't have time to chase you down

I can't drive in New York City.

I care for you.

I could come with you, this place is dead.

I could put them in an envelope for you or somethin'?

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, son.

I do.

I do.

I don't blame him.

I don't drink beer.

I don't have a real job

I don't have all day for speeches I want a bed.

I don't have the baby yet.

I don't know what you could possibly ask me.

I don't know.

I don't know. Depends on how serious this little meeting we're having is.

I feel like shit.

I fell asleep on your bed.

I generally sell 5 beds a month, and I get 5%

I got a leg cramp.

I got a problem.

I got him up on that Scona, made him take off his shoes, got him a cup of tea.

I got it in France when I was 18.

I got no news man, they met on Wednesday but...

I got really nervous and I...

I got the baby.

I gotta go.

I gotta jack.

I guess I had to know one way or the other.

I guess I'll waive the fee because I told your dad or...

I guess we'll just eat less food.

I guess...

I had sex with this girl

I had this fucked up dream...

I have the 9th fastest serve in the world.

I haven't been in an office in 20 years.

I haven't the foggiest idea, to be truthful...

I hope it happens.

I just have so much I wanna tell you.

I just signed up online.

I just wanna say, congratu fuckin lations man, you did it.

I just went to the bathroom and I threw up everywhere.

I just wondered if...

I know, it's crazy.

I know.

I know.

I like it.

I look like a mannequin in this thing.

I looked them up, that shit's expensive.

I made the list.

I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind.

I meant the baby.

I meant your dad?

I need to schedule another appointment.

I need you to drive me.

I owe you all for the due diligence. This round's on me.

I pushed it down to the fatty tissue of my temporal lobe...

I really appreciate you doing this, taking time off from work and all.

I really do.

I really need your support right now.

I really wanna hear this, can you just

I really wanted to come to the dinner.

I see.

I should check with work, though.

I should get there.

I signed up for a cooking school on the internet...

I speak a little Mandarin, pretty fluent Thai

I speak French so... I guess...

I still get these alumni newsletters from Graaten.

I think I sold him 5 beds.

I think I'll have the clams.

I think I'll have the lamb...

I think I'm gonna walk with Brian.

I think our work here is done.

I think so too.

I think we both know that's not the case.

I think you understand me...

I think you'd be great at it.

I think you've done the right thing.

I thought I'd come by and get the power converter.

I thought it says Naples, Florida, 809?

I thought so.

I thought you had to go to China.

I thought you were going off to become a chef.

I thought you'd already gone.

I understand.

I was at work and...

I was attacked by a homeless man.

I was close once.

I was finishing my residency when I was his age.

I was half a geezer, when I had that boy.

I was in a cave and my hair was made out of marijuana and then...

I was in the neighborhood.

I was out of it.

I was talking to the big guy, Kanagae...

I was the no 2 at Yale.

I will.

I will.

I work for my sister.

I work with ****, they Jew me all day long so I can say it.

I would love to.

I.e. being dumped into a pool...

I'd love to help.

I'll give you $1000.

I'll give you whatever you need.

I'll go along with it but I'm not fucking stressed.

I'll have some.

I'll just come in tomorrow and...

I'll leave you two lovebirds alone.

I'll pay for everything.

I'll probably have you come in and take care of some financial stuffs,

I'll see you tomorrow. Tell your papa I said Happy 80th.

I'll send my girl by this afternoon take a look, work out the financing.

I'll take a bourbon.

I'll talk to you tomorrow?

I'll tell you that.

I'm a little cramped.

I'm asking the tough questions. Go!

I'm going to be 29.

I'm going to China,

I'm going to cooking school.

I'm going to the back doctor today.

I'm gonna figure this thing out.

I'm gonna get you a receipt,

I'm gonna go to chef school. Next week, in France.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna help Jacques

I'm happy to help, I'll be right over here.

I'm Happy.

I'm having dinner with my dad if you wanna come?

I'm here to see Harriet Lolly?

I'm hungover.

I'm hungry, I'm gonna grab something to eat. Brian you want something?

I'm in the wrong industry.

I'm just afraid that I fucked everything up beyond repair.

I'm just here with some of my lady friends and we're just...

I'm just so fucked up.

I'm late for work.

I'm lying on the kitchen floor.

I'm not an ideal candidate.

I'm not saying that doesn't make sense, I don't know what "smackdown" is.

I'm not... I'm not ill.

I'm okay.

I'm seeing this guy and he's about to...

I'm so happy for you, Brian.

I'm so sorry I just run over there are all these things I have to do.

I'm sorry about dinner.

I'm sorry again.

I'm sorry, but chef school...

I'm sorry, can you repeat the name?

I'm sorry, homosexual.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure she got tied up with something important.

I'm totally serious when I say she may have gotten lost leaving the apartment.

I'm trying to quantify how helpless this one feels

I'm with my Japanese guys doing business. Does my breath stink?

I've an international power converter thing in my apartment if you need it.

I've been waiting...

I've got your receipt here and all the paperwork for the bed,

I've kinda a weird question for you.

I've never seen you do anything but pour cereal.

I've played some squash.

I've played, not much.

If she had any idea how many times a day I masturbated thinking about her.

In France.

In the back of her father' station wagon the other day.

In the nude, I presume?

In the process of adopting a baby from China.

Interviews and there are a few categories where

Is it a sting when you pee kinda problem?

Is it because she works for you? You think it might be a conflict of interest

Is it?

Is Paul the new...

Is that a lie?

Is that purple vodka?

Is that right?

Is there a bathroom I could use really quickly?

Is there someone here?

Is this a rueful act or a mistake?

Is this the one he wants?

Is your artwork?

It doesn't exist because it dissolved in 2004

It makes sense.

It sounds kinda shady.

It sounds totally preposterous somebody your age adopting a baby.

It takes mushrooms...

It was nice to meet you.

It was...

It wasn't disloyal, he was...

It'll be some cost cutting measures like that, less food,

It's a commission based thing so, the more I sell the more I make.

It's a cushion?

It's a Lamborghini.

It's a nice name.

It's a pretty standard 25 year non prorated deal.

It's a shit covered bed that's what it is.

It's a swift change.

It's an article about a Tibetan who plays basketball

It's been too long, dear.

It's called the Bobcat...

It's damn good too.

It's disappointing.

It's for my...

It's hard to say... I mean nobody knows to what degree the rat feels helpless.

It's Harriet.

It's just a figure of speech, I'm half Jew myself

It's just a lot.

It's just been the one time in your car,

It's just the way I see it.

It's kinda Frenchy.

It's mostly just a pillow that...

It's nice.

It's nothing really.

It's OK to not be married.

It's okay dear.

It's okay.

It's on 62nd Street,

It's only 9:30.

It's right over there.

It's the delivery.

It's too much.

It's tough.

It's your life.

It's...

Jacques, can we speak in English?

Jacques, you fabulous Frenchman!

Jailbreak?

James had Mussolini.

John and James, will be the baby's secondary guardians, is that right?

John Weathersby.

John, had Stalin.

Jonathan?

June 9th.

Just kind of...

Just make sure she's alright.

Just sort of a general question, mom.

Just stay here then.

Just why, if you don't mind us asking.

Just... their brains.

Kenny, would you care to join us?

Kenyatta called.

Kenyatta Folds, please.

Kind of.

Kinda.

Kirby, please.

Knock yourself out.

Knocked out cold.

Larry.

Laters.

Let me get that thing.

Let me show you something.

Let's do this.

Let's get down to some specifics.

Let's go Gary, this place depresses me.

Let's go girls. Come on up...

Let's go up here.

Let's whack him.

Ligamenty.

Like what?

Like what?

Like, just stuffs for the show and some other things.

Like... like your friend.

Listen dudes, I need someone to help me with that Scona delivery.

Listen, my friend Jin Ho,

Listen...

Listen...

Lobsters, lobsters, lobsters...

Look at those beauties.

Look where it got you, getting hand pumped on a Tuesday night.

Looks like a 22.

Looks like a stump.

Looks like a tiny calibre bullet.

Looks like it turned out well for everybody.

Looks like you'll be headed over to Hong Kong, 2 months.

Made in Sweden.

Make everything seem normal, I suppose.

Marvelous! That's fantastic, because we need someone in this family

May I sit on it?

May...

Maybe I should leave.

Maybe more.

Maybe.

Me too.

Me too.

Me, I sleep like the dead anyway but I cannot touch the Swedes.

Me, I'm just having some dinner, drinking some vodka.

Me, my name's Harriet, but everybody calls me Happy.

Merci monsieur, I don't kiss like that.

Mercy, Lord, that's tragic.

Might be some pheasant.

Mom?

Mostly just ads.

Motherfucker!

My dad... he came in here earlier

My family's having a dinner to celebrate tomorrow night.

My father's 80th birthday.

My folks are coming by and my brothers are coming too.

My hand is starting to look a bit like an eagle's claw.

My little contribution, but...

My plane is supposed to leave tomorrow, but...

My swim coach

Name is next to the button, dad.

Near grand'ma.

Never met anyone like you.

Never really been in love.

Nice to meet ya.

No chemo, no radiation.

No disrespect.

No go. I'll call it off.

No heat, et cetera...

No mom, I didn't eat from a deli.

No porter? What do you mean? You mean no one?

No problem.

No way.

No wife, no nothing.

No, absolutely not.

No, but I like it.

No, don't be.

No, I'm alright.

No, it's OK, it's a little weird.

No, no, I've kept him long enough.

No, you're on this ride with me and the poofter here.

No!

No.

No.

No. I just don't drink 3 bottles of wine on my own.

No...

No... you called me. I'm calling you back.

Nobody honors that system.

Nope, I've got it.

Not on my account at all?

Not really.

Not really.

Not really.

Not really... when you think about it heterosexually.

Not serious.

Not this late at night you're not. Get in the car.

Not today dude. Religion.

Nothing, it's Friday, so I thought I'd call.

Nothing. He likes cars and he owns a few ponies.

Nothing...

Nothing's beyond repair.

Nothing's changed.

Now pipe down.

Now that we both know what we're doing, what's next?

Now what?

Now, Happy...

Now?

Obviously you'll be the baby's primary sponsor, Brian.

Of course.

Of no help to you.

Of the pre tax sales.

Oh God, good to hear your voice.

Oh hey, wassup man?

Oh my God!

Oh no... best to let it steep a while.

Oh yeah, kind of sort of uh loud mouth.

Oh, I'm sorry... Hello.

OK, great. Just sign here

OK, I'm still interested in the main adoption list

OK. You know, it's...

On the one hand,

One for me.

One for you.

One for you.

One piping hot goat stew.

Or really he told me.

Or we can do it here.

Or we can make our way back.

Or you never see her for the rest of your life.

Oui c'est ça, c'est ça.

Over here.

Oysters.

****stani.

Parallel paths...

Parts and he's like honking his guts out.

Paul's car show.

Pickup game, caught an elbow.

Please go to the monitor and check

Please?

Prepare your pouches for the poisoning.

Press the button.

Pretty much my whole life.

Probably not.

Public nudity.

Put a little extra shit in there.

Put a start on it because of its superior workmanship.

Put some clothes on for God's sake.

Put you in bed and read you a book.

Real dark skinned girl, ass like a beach ball.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Reported bout his success and bang... 5 beds.

Right here in the States.

Right here.

Right there.

Right.

Right. It sounds like a bad idea.

Right... what?

Roland, la cuenta.

Route 212, 93.

Salud!

Same stuff, I'm on the list...

Sandman mattress.

Say goodnight.

Says they got in a fight with five

Scared.

See...

Seems like a lot.

Seven.

Shall we get a cup of coffee or somethin'?

Shall we go back?

She came into the store the other day, and her dad bought a bed.

She didn't know who I was at first.

She doesn't call me on my birthday. I'm sorry.

She is the most darling thing I've ever seen. Can I hold her?

She looked like a dog when he finished with 'em.

She peppered a drunk guy in the valet line "he was really old".

She wants you.

She...

She'd probably sue the university.

She's beautiful.

She's had a tough go over.

She's studying aggression and sexual behaviour

She's yours?

Shit, what happened to you?

Shorter days.

Should ask Missy out.

Should we get out of here?

Should work in all of Europe.

Since brevity is the soul of wit

Since May

Smart.

Smells good.

Smells like a wharf nut in here.

Smells like low tide.

So damn proud of ya!

So do you actually deliver it?

So don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not *******, are you?

So I talked to this guy Kanagae, and he claims...

So I think it's time to pack our stuffs.

So if we do it again...

So it's been a weird obsession.

So just,

So old fashioned.

So sorry to keep you guys waiting. I'm Kenyatta.

So what is it?

So what's the big news?

So when's the next bang bang gonna happen?

So you have a hotel relationship?

So, do you want to do something later?

So, how long have you wanted to do that?

So, how will you get home?

So, I have to go.

So, listen man... This is how it breaks down.

So...

So...

So... seriously, I'm just interested.

So... what are we doing here?

Some crap like that.

Some frat boys.

Some hunter probably shot one across our bow.

Some of the most important decisions we make in life

Somebody got all glossied up.

Something going on for a long time.

Sometimes...

Sorry I keep asking questions.

Sorry, I got a little lost.

Sorry, that would be a little fucking easy.

Sort of.

Start the stopwatch.

Stay there.

Still shooting bullets at 52.

Stop it.

Stop, stop, stop!

Stop.

Stores?

Stress, Al.

Stronger than I've ever seen you.

Structurally, there are no abnormalities.

Suit yourself.

Suppose this Chinese baby plan works

Sure this isn't coming from somewhere else?

Sure, I guess.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sweden has a quarter of the available light we have here in the US.

Sweet.

Sweetheart. Hang up.

Take care Octavio.

Take the avenues, no sidestreets. Here here, take this.

Talk numbers. How much?

Talked to a local, he said there were a lot, ahead of the woods and...

Tell you what, if you have any specific questions,

Tell your girl to hold all your calls and pop out for a quick one with us.

Tension.

Thank you for suffering us.

Thank you for the champignon and for being an absurd American.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Barbara, we gotta apply and get one of these.

Thanks dad.

Thanks dad.

Thanks for coming in.

Thanks for letting me sleep here.

Thanks for the cellphone.

Thanks mom.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That guy, the big guy who came in earlier.

That is bullshit. All that shit is fucking bullshit.

That makes sense.

That means wait.

That way that's not working right now and I'll keep on going after my thing.

That way, it's in here... the elevator.

That'd be the plates of cake?

That's a great bed.

That's a horsehair covered bed.

That's a...

That's filled with buckwheat.

That's gonna end poorly?

That's good...

That's reality. Remember that.

That's so great.

That's the idea, yeah if I ever get one.

That's the Lady Englander Americanus Series 400.

That's the Scona Sangar 770 series 3000 coil count.

That's tradition.

That's two separate things.

That's your girl?

The 24th?

The agency called and...

The baby, the baby?

The bed?

The dark,

The delivery guy got sick.

The delivery guys.

The door!

The guy was a wire.

The guys do it.

The logic is, when forced into an aversive situation

The long term finance structure?

The New Mexico house.

The pipe looks strong enough, the rope looks strong enough, leave that.

The proxy whacker.

The rat that stopped swimming again and again is probably more than just tired.

The rat will oscillate between attempts to escape and resigning to its fate.

The... the Florida house.

Then I moved it down to my nasal cavity stream. 3 months.

Then I moved it.

Then I think you could call it sleeping together.

Then later, I'll take our bounty after hours, head back into town

Then one day I just hocked it out.

Then...

There shouldn't be anyone hunting right now.

There you go.

There you go. Damn straight bang it home.

There...

There's 2 ways we can go here we can hunt the fucker down... sorry...

There's a deli...

There's coffee, Red Bull and Cheezos around the corner.

There's...

There's...

Therefore, I shall be brief.

These are them.

These aren't offices.

These calculations are based on months of testing, so...

These motherfuckers know how to get themselves some sleep.

These pens?

They are some depressed, suicidal ******s...

They clocked it.

They don't eat a lot in China anyway, and they're much healthier so...

They gonna handle it from there, hook you up,

They outsleep everybody, but...

They stopped.

They...

They'll help, they know what they're talkin' about.

They're cool.

Think this is it.

This bed feels like it's full of cookie dough.

This could use a wall light or some kinda industrial screw.

This couple in Long Island flipped out and got cold feet.

This has to be the last time we talk about this.

This is a nice bed!

This is a PhD candidate in neurobiology.

This is definitely my fault.

This is Happy.

This is Harriet...

This is Kenyatta.

This is May.

This is really great Brian. I'm really excited for you.

This is terrific.

This is the little one.

This is the new place.

This one's for...

This place depresses me. Don't like the idea.

This way.

This, is a sports drink.

To find mushrooms.

To get it and...

To honor the Kraken?

To... be walking in the woods with your kids.

Today is one big fucking day...

Totally.

Two blocks

Type of toxic food poisoning.

Uh, Happy, you have a visitor.

Unlikely.

Verified.

Very Chinese.

Very powerful businessman,

Wait a minute...

Wanna swim more are the same drugs that make people,

Was...

Wassup big boy?

Watch your step.

We already ate it.

We can't just ask him to do stuffs like that, that's weird.

We come here for the polo season end.

We couldn't get any cell service when we were taping

We don't make them but they're called Scona beds.

We go down to the pool?

We got our mushrooms, go back to our cabins and call it a day.

We have to lay low because my sister's on a warpath and she's a sniper...

We pursue...

We sold like, 800,000 of those things last year.

We split, she married a college professor who brewed his own beer.

We swim.

We went to college together.

We went to...

We'll see who wins.

We're celebrating one week together today.

We're delivering the mattress.

We're not.

Weariness, that's what causes most of this shit.

Weathersby,

Wee lil'key here.

Welcome back girls. Have a seat.

Welcome, little May...

Well get on Kumalo.

Well he called in sick dude. He's like ate some bad chicken.

Well now there are 2 possible reactions to this scenario.

Well,

Well, I did it.

Well, I don't have a girl, Kirby.

Well, I think he's Korean, dad if that's what you mean.

Well, no.

Well, pretty much.

Well, that's for you Jacques, thanks for the hospitality and for the Frenchness.

Well, this has been interesting.

Well.

Went out there last week, and...

Went to the bathroom and I threw up everywhere.

West Indian girl I know made it for me.

What about him?

What about ruptured discs?

What about the application and references did that make it any further?

What are you doing here?

What are you reading?

What are you talking about?

What are you up to?

What are you up to?

What did you do?

What do you reading?

What does it feel to study?

What does it take?

What does that mean?

What happened to your eye?

What happened to your face?

What happened?

What happened?

What happens when the kid gets her period?

What I don't understand is, how is the button big enough to hold your name?

What if I'm scared?

What is it?

What is that?

What my dad wants.

What the fuck is that?

What we do know is that the drugs we administer to make the rats

What were we talking about?

What were you talking?

What, everybody speaks French but me?

What?

What?

What?

What? I'm coming.

What's a Countach?

What's bonus season?

What's going on?

What's he saying?

What's his name...

What's the name of those beds you make?

What's this?

What's this? A sarcophagus?

What's up dude not much?

What's up dude not much?

What's up in the rat world?

What's up man?

What's up?

Whatever that boy wants, he'll figure it out at some point.

When are the shrooms ready?

When did you move out there?

When I get to the house, I press the button with your name on it?

When is your birthday?

When we hear shots we get down. You guys are running around like targets.

Where are you, exactly?

Where can we set this up?

Where do you hang your topcoat?

Where is that, Iceland? Anyway, be that as it may...

Where is that, sir?

Where the fuck did it come from?

Where the hell is she?

Where's Plume?

Which is it?

Which one?

Which one?

White people just don't know how difficult black hair's to deal with.

Who can cook.

Who does your shoes? Who take care of deliveries?

Who is that girl?

Who is this girl?

Who makes your appointments? Who takes your drycleaning in?

Who? Brian?

Who's the mother? Who provides the feminine support?

Who's this?

Why are you saying it like it's a question?

Why do some swim and others not?

Why do you think you and Ducky don't make a formal commitment?

Why don't we do it like always?

Why don't you come here and...

Why don't you do it Grandpa? You're good at it.

Why have you never done it, John?

Why not take on another career?

Will you drive my dad to the back specialist?

Will you say hello to your father for me?

With some Chinese diplomats. Would that interest you?

With some other Monks in Arizona.

With the dinner and he thinks dad's a murderer in the kitchen.

Women, present company excluded,

Would you like to come and... to a deli and see if we can pick up some beer?

Yeah sure.

Yeah yeah, I'm the war generation.

Yeah, and...?

Yeah, I was in Russia buying oil tankers.

Yeah, I'm a hooker.

Yeah, that's looking good.

Yeah, the Scona bed you wanna see?

Yeah, well, I...

Yeah, you've to go through a shit ton of tests and...

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah...

Yes I am... How do you know?

Yes, but more importantly longer nights.

Yes, but truly excellent sleeping devices.

Yes, good luck.

Yes, I'll look at the monitor.

Yes, it is.

Yes, yes...

Yes... sort of.

Yo Kim...

You are about to have a fucking kid.

You are going to go to Hong Kong in a few months,

You bringing that?

You called me.

You could bring your dad if you want.

You could sell salt to a slug... if you listen to the slug.

You did it!

You don't understand.

You either wanna bang it home again

You fine looking thing you.

You forget what you were like when you were his age?

You get me a good deal?

You going to work now?

You going where and for what now? And when you leaving?

You got what it takes.

You gotta get out here and see me.

You gotta swim if you wanna bang it home.

You guys seem pretty normal.

You had ever done anything like that.

You have a right to be worried and afraid.

You just have to sign here

You just need to tell me when to deliver it.

You just remembered you had a gynaecologist to see.

You know Kevin.

You know these people?

You laughed when I used one of those once.

You like Harriet?

You like her?

You look good. Very strong.

You look like her old boyfriend, doesn't he?

You made that?

You make $700 every month? That could work.

You may work the balls a little bit, we're gonna be here all night.

You mean piss ant?

You mess her up, I'll kill your parents. Your parents still alive?

You mind if I crash here for a little bit?

You must've been tired.

You need any help?

You plan a trip.

You play tennis?

You put them in the pot, you boil them and you make a bisque.

You see that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

You see the progression?

You think it's possible that the rat that stopped swimming was just tired

You think she might show up for dessert?

You too.

You want a little bit of ethanol?

You want some goat stew?

You want some goat stew?

You want some?

You were in my dream.

You were on the phone. You talking bout somethin'.

You won't be able to break it with the first burst. You're only going to...

You won't be laughing when the tuition bills come in,

You work in the mattress store?

You'll figure it out when you get here?

You'll spend 2 weeks there.

You're ill?

You're in good kind hands.

You're making me nervous.

You're not.

You're on the list.

You're really enjoying your self righteousness now?

You're right! They approved you.

You're Roger.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You've got fertile soil right next to you here.

You've got...

Your brother's going?

Your little video game station.

Your shoulder's a little tight.

Your son has been very

Your wife and two boys,

2 and a half hours.

2 hours and 45 minutes to get ready.

2 months.

2:30?

5 beds? Why does he need 5 beds for?

7:30,

9:30?

14 grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more

52.

80th? Damn.

100% holistic.

A pickup game. A pickup game?

Albert. Dad.

All 3 lists? You know it, man.

And the porter will clear it? There's no doorman, dad.

And this guy gave up? Today he did.

Are you okay to drive? He doesn't drink.

Are you really busy? I can come back... No... I'm not...

Better feels like a plank though. Here's some literature.

Big guy? No, gay.

Blindfold her please. Yes sir.

Brian. I've got it.

Bye daddy. Goodnight darling.

Can I help you? Yeah.

Could you sign this for me, Larry? Sure.

Dad? Harriet.

Dad. You're on pace for some kinda record.

Did you give me this? Yes.

Do you mind me asking why? Not at all, I'm not married and 28.

Do you work here? No.

Does it matter. Why?

Dude... sir, what's your name? Brian Weathersby.

feel less depressed. Antidepressants?

Go get her sport. Bye.

Happy? Yes.

Have you got any beer in the fridge? No.

He looks so much older than you. Thanks so much.

Hello? We're on our way.

Here's my sister. Hi.

Hey Hap. Hi Conner.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, my boss is looking for a bed.

How about dessert? Let's go.

How much is it? $14,000.

How was your visit, Mr. Lolly? A waste of money.

How you doin' man? Well...

I didn't know... Neither did I but...

I do? No, you don't...

I see... But I'm gonna study here in the city.

I'll call in a temp. No, I don't mind.

I'll do it. Sweet.

I'm gonna go. Just stay a little while?

I'm James. Hi, I'm Happy.

I'm Melanie Lolly. Hi, Brian Weathersby.

I'm out. OK.

I'm sick. For a long time...

I'm sorry, that was really weird. Little bit.

in Mongolian gerbils. I just play with gerbil dick all day.

Is he okay? Yes, fine.

It's better on an empty stomach. It's true.

It's gonna be a fresh start... Can I have a little more vodka?

It's Missy. Right, gerbil cock, right?

Just over there. Thank you.

Kevin! Coming.

Kirby Weathersby. Nice to meet you.

Let me get you somebody to talk to. Christ.

Let's go. I'll get the coats.

Look at that energy pattern. You look at it.

Melanie sort of hosts the show. Congratulations.

My ass is in love with this bed. This is the nicest one of the bunch.

My entire family is about to arrive. I know, I just wanted to apologize

Nice to meet you. Get outta here.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

No Brian, don't go like that. Sorry...

No, I'm not. Good.

No, it's okay. All right.

Okay... And he doesn't have a ton of time.

Only bed I ever bought, how much? $14,000.

Please be mad at me... I've got much to worry about.

Really? So what do you think?

Right there. Hit the green, no, hit the red.

Samurai's Japanese, dad. Akibonos, little panda, where's she?

She'd be right, it's inappropriate. Yeah.

She'll be right out. Thank you.

So do I look huge? No, shut up.

So what's up with them Chinese people. Still no word.

So you would like... I don't get it.

So... So.

Sure. It's really fascinating.

Swedish. That was a joke.

Thank you. This is my friend Brian Weathersby

Thank you. You got it baby.

Thanks. So... I'll be in touch...

Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks. You're welcome.

That's amazing. It was right there on the bed.

That's weird. I don't smell anything.

The black market? Yeah.

The doctor will meet you in Room 1. Fabulous.

The door? Can you just buzz that?

There's shipping and handling No. 14 grand, work it out Chester.

This is different? Where are the offices?

This is Kenyatta Hey Kenyatta, it's Brian.

This is my friend Brian. Hey dude.

This is not just champagne. Hey, everyone...

Twait. That's William Shakespeare, boy.

Vancouver, right? Vermont. That was close.

Want some? No, I'm good.

Wassup dude not much. Hey Kevin

Well, that's how I roll. That's great.

What are you doing here? You said to stop by.

What are you up to? I'm relaxing,

What we gonna do about the long gun? Nothing, nothing.

What would they rather have? Married and 30.

What? Chinese. Like you want.

What's our first meal? Nothing.

What's the story on this thing? It's the last bed you'll ever buy.

What's this? It's a switchblade.

Will be about an hour. Come on in now.

Will do, bye. Bye.

Yeah, they're customers. They're good?

Yeah, what's he hunting? Squirrel? He has a point.

Yes, so... Shit.

Yes. Damn.

Yes. Good.

You crazy Americans. No kidding.

You don't have to eat it if you... No, it's good.

You guys are happily married, right? Yes.

You like her like her? I don't know.

You shut up. You shut up.

You speak Chinese? I'm learning.

You sure you're okay? Yeah yeah I'm fine.

You think so? I do, I do...

You're a fool. I've been called worse.

"Not much" is the answer to that question.

"pizza".

"What's up dude" is the question.