Over the Garden Wall - Season 1 Edit

A golden comb and a spool of silver thread.

A lantern.

A light.

A mysterious place called The Unknown,

A per... yes, yes. Yeah, yeah.

A perfect pleasure, lads!

A secret entrance!

Aaaaaaaahh!

Aah, gah!

Aah! Aah! I can't do it!

Aah! Uh, Greg, give him the rest of your candy!

Aah! We got to... we got to get out of here!

Actually, it all began one day when I was exploring my

Adelaide of the pasture, the good woman of the woods.

Admit to my family

Ahh. No.

Ain't that just the way?

Albert, Salami, Giggly, Jumpy,

All I know is I am never going back

All who perish here will become trees for the lantern.

Am I supposed to throw something?

And don't forget to buy Endicott brand tea.

And everyone is satisfied with the ending.

And here's one from me, as well.

And I pressed on, and then I I saw the painting of the most

And I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.

And I think about her a lot, and I play clarinet.

And I'll see you guys later. Bye.

And I'm answering your question, and...

And now we're all bluebirds.

And repurposed its mill for m m my needs.

And so on and so forth, and yet, over the garden wall...

And that's a rock fact.

And then... [gasps] Wirt!

And this here's mine.

And what say you, nephew?

And would it have mattered?

And, little one, you look after that frog.

Anything is possible if you set your mind to it, right?

Are you all right?

Are you really ready to go back to that empty house?

As an official tea horse.

As long as the flame stays lit, he will live on inside.

Aw, beans! Where is that frog o' mine?

Aw, geez, the leaves are even

Back home in pieces,

Back to the parlor?

Bah! Yes, smart guy.

BEAST: ♪... darkness ♪

BEAST: Did you fetch for me the golden comb?

BEAST: Yes, just sit there in the cold and wait.

BEATRICE AND WIRT: What? I... I stole it, Wirt.

Beatrice, you should go home.

BEATRICE: Good bye, Wirt.

BEATRICE: I thought it was this way.

BEATRICE: It's gonna be fine, Wirt.

BEATRICE: Whoa. What happened here?

Beatrice! What are you doing out here?!

Beatrice? You there?

Beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's when things took a

Behold, nephew, the majesty of wealth!

Bleh. Me either.

BO Y: Antelope, Guggenheim,

BOTH: Good bye.

BOTH: My business competitor?

BOTH: No!

BOTH: Ooh!

But h how can you be so certain?

But he must know the woods really well,

But hurry, the sun will be setting soon, and

But I don't know.

But I think the very worst name

But it was lit in a rather sort of eer... eerie... eerie light.

But remember, the beast haunts these woods,

But those are just character traits.

Can you see me, Wirt?

Candy camouflage!

Candy trail, candy trail, candy trail.

Certainly nobody after your money.

Check the lining.

Come along, boys! Back to the parlor.

Come here.

Come on, we got to get Jason Funderberker home, right?

Come on. Ohh! Aw! You...

Company... a perfect pleasure.

Cut them down with your ax.

Deal?

Did I know that? I I don't think I knew that.

Did you know that if you soak a raisin in g**** juice,

Do not speak of my daughter.

Do you know what I did for this money... t the things these

Do you think it's some kind of deranged lunatic

Do you think there really is a beast out there,

Does this room look different to you?

Don't be mad.

Don't change the subject.

Don't you know the beast is afoot here?

Don't! Don't!

Endicott is a crazed lunatic who did away with

Endicott probably just built it without thinking, right?

ENDICOTT: Ha ha! Come, everyone!

ENDICOTT: Well, Greg, my boy, I can't

Endicott's back. Hide!

Ever singing his mournful melody

Everyone has a torch to burn,

Everything's been my fault.

Exceedingly large and labyrinthine manor here.

Except that may turn out really badly, huh?

Explain yourselves!

Fear the beast and leave these woods

Feed the lantern.

Filthy hands have done to make this money?!

For cognizant speech.

For only...

For testing new teas.

For the rest of my life.

For this frog is...

Fred, go with them. Buy me some time.

From that day on, I was obsessed with the woman in the portrait.

From where I want to be, who I want to be.

Further and further, drifting away

Georgian sensibilities.

Ghosts are just floaty things.

Give him a proper name.

Give me my lantern.

Give up? I'll never give up.

Go! Now!

Golden comb of honey.

Greg, I think we're lost.

Greg, why did you do that?!

Greg, you're gonna get us into trouble again.

GREG: Good one, Wirt.

GREG: No, not your frog.

GREG: No. I'm gonna call you Kitty.

GREG: Spank! Spank!

GREG: Whoa! Yeah!

GREG: Yeah!

GREG: Yeah.

Greg! Oh!

Greg! Our pennies!

Greg! Where's Greg?!

Greg?

Greg?

Greg? Greg?!

Greg. Greg!

Gross.

Growing inside of him.

Ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Yes! It's all for the money!

Happy? Now you go.

He can do whatever he wants.

He is the death of hope.

He sings like the four winds.

He stalks like the night.

He steals their children, and he'll ruin...

He will burn nicely in the lantern.

He will soon become part of my forest.

He's eating your candy.

Heave ho!

Heave ho.

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Help!

Here! Edelwood!

Hey, give me the ax.

Hey, guys.

Hey, how about you tell me your dark secrets instead, huh?

Hey, look. Light.

Hey, nice.

Hey, what was that?

Hey, Wirt. You did good back there.

Hey, yeah, that's it.

Hey. Are you still there?

Hey. What's this suspicious mess over here?

Hey. Where are you going?

Hmm

Hmm.

Hmm. Is that... whoop!

Hmm. No ghost?

Hmm. Where am I?

Hmm... madness.

Hold on there, second brother o' mine.

Hold your tongue, or I'll remove it from your mouth!

Holy moly. Hot dog!

Honey? Eat your dirt.

Hovering above us like the blinding sun.

How come?

How... what? Who on earth am I talking to right now?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. I guess we could just leave,

I can leave a trail of candy from my pants.

I can put his spirit in the lantern.

I can't... not yet.

I didn't even recall building.

I didn't know this is where the edelwood trees came from!

I didn't know!

I don't know. Uh... hey.

I found this homestead abandoned

I grind the horrid edelwood trees into oil

I guess it's possible there's a beast

I happened upon a section of the house

I have something for you.

I have work to do in the mill.

I I can't fix it.

I I have this crush on this girl.

I I mean... oh, my gosh. Stop talking to it, Wirt.

I I should have been more...

I I used them to escape Adelaide, and then... then...

I mean I'm afraid what... what...

I mean, he could have done away with us by now

I mean, I'm just saying you're...

I mean, what are we doing out here?

I mean, you guys are lost, right?

I saw Greg. He was w with someone.

I sometimes don't even know where or who I am!

I stole it from Mrs. Daniel's garden.

I suppose after all these years,

I threw a rock at a bluebird, and it cursed me and my family,

I told you to forget that plan! Aah!

I told you to hold your tongue!

I want to steal.

I was telling them about the time we almost got...

I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.

I won't let that happen!

I wonder if he ate my whole candy trail

I... I got to go home, too.

I... I think it was that way.

I'd do pretty much anything.

I'd fallen in love... ha ha... with a ghost.

I'll be back soon for your plan.

I'll get an honest job.

I'll never steal again, I swear.

I'm a stealer.

I'm gonna call him Wirt.

I'm not just gonna wander around in the woods

I'm sorry, Wirt.

I'm talking to Wirt.

I'm trying to help you.

I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.

I've done it on my clothes.

I've got my own problems to take care of. This one's yours.

I've got no cents, no cents at all.

If that was his plan, and he lit that fire.

If we're going to Adelaide's, we need two cents.

If you are still here when I return.

If you can.

Impossible!

In search of lost souls such as yourselves!

In the darkness for innocent victims?

In the woods.

Into the abyss...

Is that why you're going to Adelaide... to fix things?

It does matter. [Cough]

It is your burden to bear!

It looks like the Woodsman's.

It looks like there was a struggle... a violent struggle.

It turns into a g****?

It'll all work out.

It's a rock fact!

It's almost as though I've lost my mind.

It's almost like your soul is in this lantern.

It's gotta be a ghost!

It's just spider web on a stick.

It's like French rococo style.

It's my fault they're bluebirds.

It's stuck.

It's the beast!

It's too big. Get a grip.

Jason Funderberker, my frog.

Jiminy Cricket! Let's just find some coins, all right?

Just a bedroom, my nephew?

Just got to wait, just got to wait.

Kitty!

Kitty! Kitty!

Kitty?

Kitty?

Leave my treasure filled home.

Let us retire to the parlor and enjoy my

Let's get him out of this! Come on!

Let's get you free.

Like a little bird vest or something?

Listen, Woodsman. Listen to me.

Look for a town.

Look here. You see?

Look, w w why don't I I just tell you

Loose change somewhere he wouldn't mind us taking.

Lower the sun out of the sky and into this china cup.

M my nerves. My... my... my ner... [chuckles]

Making accusa... I see it now.

MAN: Boy, you have it backwards!

MAN: No, not to help you.

MAN: One last thing... beware The Unknown!

MAN: The mill is destroyed.

MAN: What are you doing here?!

Margueritte Grey?!

Maybe I can fix it?

Maybe it would be... be good to... to talk to someone.

Maybe somebody sewed money into the fabric.

Maybe the doctors were right.

Maybe we should make a break for it if we can,

Maybe... maybe we should listen to some other tapes first,

Mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mom, stop calling it dirt.

Mr. Endicott?

Must've been the old wing.

My equine friend?

My lady, I assure you I am flesh and blood and I...

My nerves are a bust these days.

My secrets are too secret.

NARRATOR: ♪ How the gentle wind beckons through the leaves ♪

NARRATOR: ♪ Led through the mist ♪

NARRATOR: And so the story is complete,

NARRATOR: Somewhere lost in the clouded annals

Nephews here were able to pay a visit.

Never to return.

No ghost?

No, Greg. A bird's brain isn't big enough

No, I mean my rock facts rock.

No, no, Greg.

No, thanks. I've got a real job now

No, we didn't. Fred's a talking horse.

No, we should not ask him for help.

No, you can give it to her yourself.

No!

No!

No! I won't do this!

No! Woodsman!

No.

No. [spits] I was just eating leaves.

No. Though I am lost, my wounded heart resides

Nope

Not until Greg is safe.

Nothing, nothing. I'm just...

Now I want the sun.

Now we can ride the ferry.

Now where did that frog named Kitty go?

Now, eat your dirt.

Of a ghost?

Of history lies a place that few have seen,

Off you go, the lot of you.

Oh, hey. Hey, you didn't check the armoire.

Oh, I must sound crazy, mustn't I?

Oh, no, no, not afraid of the ghost.

Oh, there you are!

Oh, yeah! Ha ha!

Oh, yeah. Whoa!

Oh, you... wonderful mistake of nature!

Oh.

Oh. I didn't know that.

Ohh, how I long to see her just once again, as well, yes.

Ohh!

Ohh! Do you hear that?

Ohh! Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

OK.

Okay, I think they're gone.

Okay, what's the matter, Unkie?

Ooh, boy! Ghost hunt!

Oops.

Oops. That's what I'm doing.

Open the door.

Or is... is that guy just messing with us?

Or watch your brother perish.

Or... whoa. Yeah.

Penguin, Pete, Steve,

Perhaps we should savor the... the quiet tranquility of this... this place.

Pretending I'm this guy's nephew?

Psst! Ghost.

Quincy Endicott?!

Quincy Endicott's health tea.

Rather strange turn.

Right. Yeah. Got it.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!

See, that old sun's going right down into this old cup.

She con... consumed my every thought.

She was never in the lantern, was she, Beast?

She would not wish this.

Shoot. You think we should have asked him for help?

Should I not know that sort of stuff?

Since there was a talking bird, but...

So maybe we can listen to this...

So we may need to knock him out first,

So you... you mean that beautiful ghost

So, about your dark secret.

So, how did you become a bluebird?

Sometimes, I feel like I'm just like a boat

Sort of.

Spank!

Spirit? But you're the ghost.

Start searching for change.

Stay back, boys!

Stop! You'll never see

Strewn about the graveyard of my lost love,

Take on the task of lantern bearer...

Take this penny and start your fortune.

Take your brother north.

Thank you enough for helping me to face my fears.

Thank you, Beatrice.

That dashing specter was really just...

That doesn't really seem in line with Endicott's

That dog?!

That frog's giving me the runaround.

That is not the beast!

That led to this mill.

That was the plan, but... [sighs]

That was your plan, remember?

That's gonna be really confusing.

The beast cannot be mollified like some farmer's pet!

The beast? W w w we don't know anything about that.

The bigger my mansion gets, the more lost I feel.

The deep soul crushing loneliness.

The greenhouse.

The lady of the house and is now pretending to own the place!

The oil all gone!

The parlor?

The perfect... frog name.

The room where I first saw her.

The scissors that'll make your family human again.

Then I am... mad.

There's a breeze coming out of here.

There's nobody in the parlor...

These woods are no place for children.

They're actually connected.

This creature which is known as... huh?

This guy sounds loony.

This is my burden.

This is my camellia garden for my tea company.

This is my lot in life.

This is the chamber of mine own true love, and here she stands,

This is the room where...

This one is a little bit...

This way! Or wait. Um...

This will give us some oil, won't it?

Those are just... [sighs]

Though, and sort of work our way to this one.

Till I can make them human again.

To Adelaide's pasture.

To help us?

To keep this lantern lit.

To the painting!

To those who travel through the wood.

Tom, Thomas, Tambourine, Leg Face McCullen, Artichoke,

Turn us into bluebirds again?

Twisting towards an endless black sea...

Ugh! Greg, you led the beast right to us with your candy!

Ugh. Never touch the stuff myself.

Ugh. You're not helping at all.

Uh huh.

Uh uh uh.

Uh, Greg.

Uh, how so?

Uh, I can't see anything in here

Uh, I'm confused.

Uh, well, that sounds impossible.

Uh, what about you, Fred? Are you coming with us?

Uh, yeah, I mean, y you can listen to it...

Uh, yeah.

Uh...

Um, Beatrice, w why are you

Uncle Endicott, it's just a funny chicken.

Unnecessary excess of wealth and luxury.

Upon a winding river,

W we're just two lost kids trying to get home.

W what if the ghost he was talking about was actually...

Wait, Unkie! Face your fears!

Wait. That's dumb.

Wait. Wait a second.

Was really just...

We already stole a horse.

We already stole a horse.

We can look for that after we find our ghost.

We just want to get home

We need money.

We need money.

We sh... we should have left a trail or something.

We should ask him for help.

We... we got the beast problem solved.

We're talking about running away out of here.

We're walking home.

Well, everybody, I think it's time we head to

Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together.

Well, I I don't think these coats have pockets.

Well, it's weird to admit it, but, well,

Well, let's try not to break any more...

Well, the poetry thing is weird.

Well, then I guess that's it.

Well, then, perhaps we better make a deal.

Well, welcome to The Unknown, boys.

Well, y... [clears throat]

Well, you guys do what you... two cents? Only two cents?

Well, you're slapping yourself,

Wh whatever you do here is your business.

What are you boys whispering about?

What are you gonna do about it,

What do you want with me, spirit?

What else do you do?

What if I'm on the... on the... on the... on the brink of...

What if there is no ghost?

What in the world is going on?

What would anyone go the parlor for?

What? That's dumb.

What? No, Greg, that doesn't matter.

What?!

What?!

What?! Who do you think you are,

What... what is your work, exactly?

What's happening?! Where's your brother?!

When I am finished, I will do what I can to guide you

When I was a human, fool.

When we reach the portrait.

Where are we?

Where long forgotten stories are revealed

Whew.

While I work.

While I'm at it, I'll steal other stuff, too.

Whoa! Just a bedroom?

Whoa. Now who's avoiding the question?

Whoa. Y your whole family?

Whoop! I tripped on my own candy trail!

Why did you do that?!

Why don't you go play with your frog or something?

Why, I've given you another edelwood.

Why, with all due respect, madam, this is my tea garden

Wirt, he spit up that turtle, and now he's my new best friend!

Wirt, I did it. I beat the beast.

Wirt, I think I thought of a new name for our frog.

Wirt, that stuffs not weird.

WIRT: But... but... but look.

WIRT: Calm... calm down, mister.

WIRT: Good bye, Beatrice.

WIRT: Greg? Greg!

WIRT: Here, Woodsman.

WIRT: My brother and I are going home.

WIRT: We're supposed to just be looking for loose change.

WIRT: What? Maybe I'll start calling you Candy Pants.

Wirt! You got to be kidding me.

Wirt?

Wirt? You OK?

With all of our legs and arms attached.

With an ax, waiting out there

WOMAN: ♪ One is a bird, two are the trees ♪

WOMAN: Maybe I can help you.

Woodsman, I knew you would come.

WOODSMAN: [Sighs]

Would you have just let your daughter's spirit burn out forever?

Yeah, and you were there, too, Jason Funderberker.

Yeah, bad... bad plan.

Yeah, I I was sort of mad at you.

Yeah, I'm keeping this. I have to get Greg home.

Yeah, no giving up now, old man.

Yeah, so, I don't have a tape player, so...

Yeah, that was the plan.

Yeah, Unkie! I want to see the ghost!

Yeah, we need two pennies to take the ferry

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks. Come on, Greg.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yecch.

Yes, o one of my prize winning roasting peacocks.

Yes, the money takes my mind off my troubles...

Yes, the truth is I'm frightened.

Yes, we'll keep that light of yours shining, won't we?

Yes, what a... what a pleasure it is to have

Yes, Wirt. I'm still here.

Yes, with all this love in my brain, I, uh, forgot to feed them.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. [Laughs]

You and your brother should be safe here

You are responsible for you and your brother's actions!

You are the elder child!

You can listen to it at my house.

You got a lot more going for you than I thought.

You had them all along!?

You have beautiful eyes

You have figured it out, and I thought you might give up.

You have to return it for me, okay?

You just don't care for her anymore.

You just have some weird obsession with keeping this lantern lit.

You know me well, nephew.

You must go.

You need oil, or else your daughter will...

You played clarinet?

You see, Woodsman?

You see?

You seem tense.

You used to be human?

You wear clothes?

You're a... you're a sweet boy with good sense.

You're after my money.

You're always messing up, Greg.

You're more lost than you realize.

You're not trying to help me.

You're scamming him?

You're too little to have it anyway.

You're weird... like, not normal.

You've been grinding up lost souls for years.

You've brought me the first two items

Your brother is too weak to go home.

Your daughter again, Woodsman.

Your forehead is all sweaty.

Your guys' mansions are so huge

Your home? Good sir, you're in my home.

Your tea sounds good.

[Bird cries] Yes, tea! That's my trade!

[Blows sharply] [Growls]

[Both gasp] Ohhhhhhhhh.

[croaks] [Laughs]

[Croaks] Jason Funderberker...

[Croaks] Our frog.

[Gasps] [Sighs dramatically]

[Laughing] [Grunting]

[Laughs] Mom...

[Laughs] Well, maybe he just has some

[Laughs] Yeah, well, I'm glad your

[Screeches] Aah! Aah! Ghost!

Aah! Ohh.

But... Shh!

Forget it. Bad plan. OK.

Good bye. Good bye.

Greg! This is amazing, huh?!

Greg. What?

Help. [sighs] [Gasps]

Hey, so... uh... about this... Umm...

Hey, Wirt, look! Greg?

Huh? Aaaah!

Huh? Never mind that, Gregory.

I saw Greg! What?!

Is that the portrait? No

Is that the portrait? No.

Knock him out! No! Bad plan!

Lt? Uh... uh...

Me? Not you.

Okay. We should hurry.

Our frog. Our frog?

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh. Mmmoooh.

Thanks. I'm not talking to you.

That's all. That's all?

That's pretty nice. Yeah!

That's what I'm... [gasps] Aah!

The hospital. Hosp... ital?

The sun? Here.

Uh... What's wrong, Unkie Endicott?

Well, then... [ghostly wailing]

What the... Ohh. Ohh.

What? No way. Why not?

What? No way. Why not?

Will that work? This is a honeycomb.

WIRT: Beatrice? [Gasps] Wirt!

Wirt! ♪ Four are the stars ♪

Wirt? Oh, Greg!

Wirt... Come with us.

You shush. You shush.

You. Fine.

Your lantern? No way. We need this thing.

'Cause I really, really want to see a ghost... really bad.

'Cause Uncle Endicott pegged me all wrong...

[Animals chittering]

[Beast singing indistinctly in distance]

[Beatrice gasps]

[Begins to exhale]

[Both groan]

[Both sigh deeply]

[breathes deeply] I welcome you to my home.

[Breathing heavily]

[Chuckles] Perhaps it's time for you all to

[Classical music plays]

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat]

[Clock ticking, bell tolling]

[Coughing]

[crash] [Rapid footsteps]

[Creaking]

[Croaks]

[Deep voice] Are you ready to see true darkness?

[Discordant accordion plays]

[Distant train whistle blows]

[door opens] Father?

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] Greg! Greg! Are you...

[Gasps] I only wish to help you, Woodsman.

[Gasps] Oh! Oh!

[Gasps] Oh! Oh! What have you done?!

[Gasps] Uh, yes, yes.

[Gasps] Um, anyone want to go

[Gasps] What was that?!

[Gasps] What?! You guys are bonkers.

[Gasps] Wirt!

[Glass shatters, rustling]

[Greg grunts]

[Groans] Leave if you wish,

[Growling continues]

[Growling, footsteps]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting] [Grunts]

[Grunting] Come on!

[Hoots]

[Humming continues]

[Humming continues]

[Humming]

[Humming]

[Inhales deeply]

[Kitty croaks]

[Kitty croaks]

[Laughing] Yes, yes.

[Laughs] Isn't that funny?

[Laughs] Or little bows?

[laughter]

[Low growling]

[Low growling]

[Man humming]

[Music box plays softly] [Man coughs]

[muttering]

[Normal voice] Are you?

[Panting]

[Plop!] What are you implying,

[Ribbit]

[Ribbit]

[Ribbit]

[Roar]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Rumbling]

[Rustling]

[Scoffs]

[Screams] She comes for me!