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Zookeeper feeding a lemur in a lush indoor habitat, showcasing animal care and conservation efforts.

Zookeeper

"Zookeeper" is a heartwarming comedy film that was released in 2011. Directed by Frank Coraci, this delightful movie brings together an impressive cast of talented actors who perfectly bring the story to life. Starring the lovable Kevin James in the lead role, the film also features voices from beloved comedians such as Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, and Cher.

The film tells the story of Griffin Keyes (played by Kevin James), a zookeeper who deeply loves and cares for the animals in his care. However, when he decides to leave his job to win back his ex-girlfriend, the animals reveal their secret ability to talk and decide to break their code of silence to help Griffin. With the assistance of a wise-cracking monkey named Bernie (voiced by Adam Sandler), a flirtatious lion named Joe (voiced by Sylvester Stallone), a giraffe named Mel (voiced by Nick Nolte), and a wise and elegant lioness named Janet (voiced by Cher), Griffin receives guidance on love and life from his newfound animal friends.

The music in "Zookeeper" perfectly complements the lighthearted and comedic ambiance of the film. The score, composed by Rupert Gregson-Williams, beautifully captures the emotions of each scene, enhancing the storytelling experience. With a mix of playful and uplifting melodies, the music adds depth to the humorous moments while evoking an emotional connection with the characters.

In addition to the original score, "Zookeeper" also features an energetic soundtrack with a collection of hit songs that enliven the atmosphere of the film. Artists like The White Stripes, Black Eyed Peas, Wyclef Jean, and The Jackson 5 contribute catchy tunes that perfectly complement the energetic and uplifting vibe of the film.

If you are a fan of the soundtrack or simply want to relive the unforgettable melodies from "Zookeeper," you can easily play and download these sounds here. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the music that accompanies Griffin's unforgettable journey alongside his talking animal friends. From toe-tapping beats to heartfelt compositions, this soundtrack has something for everyone to enjoy.

"Zookeeper" is a movie that appeals to audiences of all ages. Its combination of humor, love, and animals that can talk creates an endearing and heartwarming story that will make you laugh and tug at your heartstrings. Watching Griffin's journey to rediscover himself and find love is a delightful experience that will leave you with a warm feeling long after the film ends.

So, whether you are looking for a family-friendly comedy, a feel-good movie, or simply want to witness the magic of animals talking, "Zookeeper" is a film that should definitely be on your must-watch list. Prepare yourself for an unforgettable adventure as you join Griffin and his animal friends on a journey filled with laughter, love, and valuable life lessons.

Remember, you can play and download the incredible soundtrack from "Zookeeper" right here to relive the magic and excitement of the film. Sit back, turn up the volume, and let the music take you on a journey you will never forget. Get ready to embark on an adventure that will make you laugh, cry, and appreciate the wonders of the animal kingdom.

A couple riding a horse on a beach?
A whisky bottle with a note in it, a mariachi band, horse stables or sand.
Actually, that's not good.
Actually, we do.
Add a roar.
After some cross training, and there...
Again, I'm so sorry and I'm gonna reimburse you for everything.
All people lie and I was an idiot to believe you.
All right, all right, be careful.
All right, everybody back to your enclosures before the zoo opens.
All right, fine.
All right, folks.
All right, freestyle.
All right, gotta go.
All right, here you go.
All right, I'll go.
All right, let's see, that's a total of $1636 74.
All right, let's start with your walk.
All right, unzip and make it rain.
All right, you know what. I made my decision. We're not helping Griffin.
All right! Listen, I'm having a party Saturday night, a blowout.
All right! Time to make Griffin look like a hero.
All right! Your girl's gonna be at the party. Here's how we get her.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Bye.
All right. Congrats on being hot.
All right. I got a very busy schedule.
All right. Thanks, bro.
All set with the other female?
All we have to do is make him look like a hero in front of her.
Always.
An adventure.
And anybody who wants to learn more about porcupines...
And can I interest you in our new fudge roll?
And for you?
And he's killing over there. It's not happening.
And how do you know that?
And I can teach you how to give yourself a bath with your nose.
And I hope you understand that, that is fantastic. It's better this way.
And I know I let you down.
And I made a mistake five years ago on that beach.
And I wanna correct it.
And I was rehearsing.
And I was taking him to the infirmary...
And I'm sure you see the sharp quills and the tough exterior.
And I've been doing a little soul searching.
And I've done a lot of soul searching and I know...
And if that doesn't work, assume attack position.
And it is now, maybe, that it is if it is the way it is.
And it's just like, all of a sudden it just hits you, like,
And just before they hit the ground, they break apart.
And Kate, you were incredible.
And let me tell you, she knew how to use it.
And like I said, we won.
And look towards the future, you know?
And my only mistake was assuming he would tell the truth.
And on a side note, I may have crushed an ostrich getting here.
And something.
And stink. This thing hasn't been washed in years.
And tell me that this is actually what you really want.
And that you... you're my best friend.
And that's love.
And that's what Robin sees in my brother Dave.
And the fighting.
And then he started limping bad.
And then we make out...
And then we noticed there was already a gorilla so we were like:
And then you would, like, follow me around.
And they spin out of control.
And this, to sweeten it.
And to this day, you can't say my name around Jose Canseco.
And voilé.
And we had this long talk and I'm really confused right now.
And we were wondering if you could show us the way.
And were wondering what are the odds of getting a private tour?
And what do you say we drop the moves and we settle this like men?
And what's with the "Jerome"?
And when we first started dating, I just assumed...
And you have a job at the dealership if you want it.
And you what? We're bigger than weddings.
And you'd have to go through the main office,
And your fancy moves...
And, oh, yeah, I... I dumped Stephanie.
Any disco...
Any time we talk to humans, it always ends badly.
Anybody looking? No.
Anything.
Anyway, Robin was talking about...
Anyway, you need to unlock your inner bear.
Are you happy right now? Because right now I'm so happy.
As far as the girl goes, you keep her off balance.
As long as this other guy's in the picture, you ain't got a chance.
At the Nairobi zoo in Africa.
Attack.
Awesome. We got a plan.
Bad juju of the tv.
Bam, I'm happy now.
Be a man. Snap it.
Because take it from me, you would never make it in the wild.
Bernie feels what you're trying to do. All the animals do.
Bernie, I'm looking down. This is not good, give me your hand.
Bernie, you're a gorilla.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Besides, Griffin's got no shot at this girl.
Breathe. Breathe.
But he kind of stole my thunder.
But he's with somebody else, so....
But humans are supposed to be at the top of the food chain...
But I do know a lot about animals.
But I want you to look me in the eye,
But I was wrong.
But I wasn't sure how you weighed in on that.
But I'm calling you Francois Dubois, cardiologist.
But if you get in a jam, call us.
But it kind of does.
But most of all, I hate who I've become.
But my beautiful girlfriend, Stephanie and I...
But no one breaks the code.
But sometimes we need to put the past behind us...
But the animals were nice. Cool.
But the same old zoo stuff.
But this is just a little reward
But what do you say you just back the hell off?
But when you put on this shirt and talk, they will.
But you blew it.
But you gotta understand how the world works.
But you know me. I don't like to talk about it.
But you know what I see?
But you know what?
But you showed confidences, and that's what you're not doing with the girl.
But you're kind of forcing my hand.
Bye, Floyd.
Bye, Griffin.
Can I get your order?
Can I try on your head?
Can I try on your watch?
Can l...?
Can we get that?
Can we please do this every weekend?
Can you do any of that?
Can you get me my view back?
Can't be in that area, it's unauthorized.
Canadian bears are wild.
Carry them all?
Cherokee style.
Come back for your watch?
Come back here. Get down.
Come here.
Come on, "someone here."
Come on, Barry. You started your diet today.
Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on.
Come on, everybody. Let's go. We're gonna have a meeting.
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Come on, man, we heard her talking. She wants you.
Come on, Shane. What are you doing?
Come on, this could be a whole new life for you.
Come on, use those big arms, baby. Now we're doing it.
Come on, you had to see this coming.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Pop the latch.
Come on. There's definitely something in her throat.
Come on. What do we do?
Congrats on your big day.
Congratulations.
Cut her from the herd.
Cut her from the herd.
Cut her from the herd. That's a good call, Joe.
Daddy must have wanted a little girl, so he named you Gale.
Dancing.
Dave, Robert, good luck. That's really what it comes down to.
Dave's brother, Griffin.
Dave's right.
Did I cover burrowing?
Did I go over burrow because I don't know if I got...
Did you know...
Do not make this harder than it has to be. God!
Do something.
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Do you realize that if monkeys' canine teeth were a little bigger...
Does she mention me?
Does she talk about me?
Does the thought of what Steph and I had haunt you?
Don't back down from that guy.
Don't even sweat it, all right.
Don't get mad at us because no kid says, "Mommy, I wanna see a crow."
Don't know if he's gonna come around. Don't get discouraged.
Don't worry about it. Relax.
Enjoy the hunt.
Enough. You've all made your point, we'll help Griffin.
Every time we see an engagement ring...
Everybody wins.
Everything just turned light blue. My body's starting to shut down.
Everything.
Exactly, exactly, yes, yes. And that's why I did it.
Except for parrots. Somehow they get away with it.
Except for you.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me. Am I standing in the zoo? Then I'm a zoo animal.
Feel as though you're breathing through your eyes.
Find a date, sweetie.
Fine. Here you go. Thanks. Thanks, guys.
First, answer me this, what do you think attracts a female to a male?
Floyd, right?
Follow me, everyone. Nothing can stand in our way.
For putting together this little party slash field trip.
For the last five years.
For what I like to call a winning attitude.
Four words:
Francois.
Franky.
Get in.
Get in.
Get it.
Get ready to experience the hail of Gale.
Get that baby spinning, have it land in a circle.
Get them out of there, I'll distract him.
Get those paws up. That's what we do.
Get up.
Give me one more shot. Come on, get your paw up.
Give me your hand, feel this. Feel my heartbeat, it's like a rabbit.
Give me your hand.
Give us a snort. Good old bear snort.
Give you half my lunch for the next three years.
Giving a supermodel the bad news...
Go ahead. Soak it.
Go get yourself some keys, brother.
Go, I'll meet you there.
Go.
God, what was I... ?
God, you're beautiful.
Gonna get worse before it gets better. Ride it. Ride it.
Gonna mingle.
Gonna subside in about 10 seconds.
Good call, Glenn. An animal like you on this bad boy?
Good luck getting the deposit back on that one.
Good morning, Barry.
Gosh, you know, I have a fashion show tomorrow, I want you to come.
Got a little something for you.
Got it covered, Kate's coming with me.
Got it.
Got it.
Got some organic jambalaya.
Got your favorite.
Grandma hair?
Great calves. Of course I don't have calves.
Grieving. They miss Griffin.
Grif, do you think maybe we could go somewhere and talk?
Grif, mom and dad would have loved this. Thank you.
Griffin Constantine Keyes.
Griffin saved my life.
Griffin, gone.
Griffin, I got your back, baby.
Griffin, I know this is weird.
Griffin, I'd hug you, but it's fifty fifty I'd crush your spine.
Griffin, if you wanna give up, I get you.
Griffin, Kate's gone.
Griffin, this is my ex boyfriend, Gale.
Griffin, what a surprise.
Griffin, what's going on?
Griffin, you wanted to ask me something. Remember?
Griffin.
Griffin.
Griffin. Actually, my ex boyfriend, Griffin.
Griffin's phone. Go for Bernie.
Griffin's thinking of quitting the zoo. We can't let that happen.
Guys, see that lady over there?
Hang it up, hang it up.
Hang on a second.
Happy birthday...
Happy Birthday."
Hard.
Has anyone got a game plan for the ex boyfriend?
Have a good one.
Haven 't you learned anything from being under my tutelage?
He can't leave. He's the best zookeeper we ever had.
He did a push up. He did a push up.
He didn't... ? Wasn't saying anything, did he?
He keeps my hay fresh and he rubs lotion on me when I get dry skin.
He makes papier maché antelopes for me to attack. And inside? Muffins.
He never treats us with any respect.
He really does.
He told everyone I attacked him.
He was supposed to come with me before we broke up...
He... ?
He's a liar, okay?
He's an indigenous... he's a woodland creature.
He's behind me. I saw him mid flip.
He's disgustingly rich.
He's eating a pretzel.
He's freaking out. Look at him, look at him.
He's lifting her.
He's ruining the vibes here. He is a waste of space.
Hell, you're my best friend.
Herbivore.
Here it comes, you ready?
Here they come.
Here we go. Get it together.
Here, come here.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Here's what you have to understand, your face is a poem.
Hey babe, you think it's bad feng shui that we have a tv in the living room?
Hey Griffin, Rebecca and I are going.. Hey.
Hey, babe, how was your day? Did you sell a lot of cars?
Hey, bern. Got a little something for you.
Hey, Bern...
Hey, buddy.
Hey, come on. No, you're not married yet.
Hey, don't give me attitude.
Hey, Griffin, you nut. What are you doing back there?
Hey, Griffin, you're back.
Hey, Griffin! I'm saying...
Hey, Griffin.
Hey, how's the...?
Hey, I know you.
Hey, is that the new release cage?
Hey, Kate.
Hey, Shane.
Hey, Shane.
Hey, Stephanie.
Hey, Stephanie.
Hey, thanks, guys.
Hey, that's great.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, Venom, I need to ask you a favor...
Hey, Venom. Oh, what are they doing out?
Hey, we having a meeting. You wanna come?
Hey, what's this now?
Hey, you know what? I ordered in dinner tonight from Le Chereaux.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Don't do that.
Hey. Hey, look, my bus was late.
Hey. How did it go with the tire swing?
Hi, kids.
Hi, Mrs. D.
Hi, y'all, welcome to Friday's. Can I interest you in... ?
Hi.
His food should always be fresh and placed inside the door out of the sun.
His name was Peter and he was big.
Hold her jaw open. I'm putting my hand in.
Hold on a sec.
Hop off, hop off.
Hoping for someone else?
How about this? I'll go around the back.
How are we gonna pull this off?
How did they...? Wait. They practiced, I have a dress on.
How long have you been able to talk?
How weak.
How'd you get out of your enclosures? You don't wanna know.
How're you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs.
How's that ball working out for you?
How's the chocolate factory, Willy Wonka?
Hungry?
Hurry, hurry. You can do it, you can do it.
Hurry, she's on the move.
Hurry, we gotta cut her off at the bridge or she's gone.
I already heard.
I also ripped my pants and cried a little. It's all a blur.
I am so happy right now.
I appreciate it, but you know what?
I appreciate the grub.
I appreciate you showing some restraint there.
I basically had the same advice Joe did...
I basically have columns with toenails.
I bought a ring and rented a horse.
I can get you there. I'm the fastest animal in the zoo.
I can sing pretty good.
I can't believe it, thank you.
I can't believe you just went there.
I can't get it off.
I can't imagine how long it would take to get over you.
I can't take it. I miss Griffin.
I can't.
I certainly wasn't cleaning my basement.
I could walk 25 yards and buy a balloon on a stick.
I did three years in Vancouver for your information.
I didn't do it, you know.
I didn't even know Robin was gonna invite her. I'm an idiot.
I didn't think so.
I do.
I don't believe this. This is a clear statement.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what you're trying to prove with all your silk ribbons...
I don't know where you kids are going for your honeymoon, but Omaha...
I don't know why I'm telling you this now. Oh, boy.
I don't know, it just reminds me that he has so much potential.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I made it, I drilled it and I put a little ball in there.
I don't know. She just intimidates me, you know?
I don't like that guy.
I don't like the facts that I can't understand
I don't like this job. I don't, bro, I'm sorry.
I don't like this suit. I don't like our chintaki chairs.
I don't like this thing! Make it stop, make it stop!
I don't remember this Griffin.
I don't think I can do this. I'm afraid of heights.
I don't think you should have to go through all this to get her back.
I don't understand one word.
I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know.
I feel for him. He's all alone.
I feel if I do yoga in here...
I feel...
I got a train of... train.
I got it.
I got you. I've got you covered.
I gots to gets my flows on.
I gotta be honest, guys, my legs fell asleep when we sat down.
I gotta get out of this zoo.
I guess I feel bad about the way things ended between us.
I guess sometimes we all get stuck living in the past.
I guess that's what humans do.
I had a really bad experience and I don't like to talk about it.
I had a whole thing on burrow. Did it get hotter, 10 degrees hotter?
I had so many beautiful things... I'm just gonna sum up.
I hardly had any lessons, but I'm wicked athletic...
I have to.
I haven't beaten anybody senseless since my birthday.
I heard what happened.
I hope my being here doesn't make you uncomfortable.
I hope you understand.
I just made this weird, didn't I?
I just sold her an extended warranty we don't even have.
I know Barry, you had your dinner...
I know both parts because I'm understudying the other guy.
I know but a guy inside said it's okay. They will allow it this time.
I know we flee...
I know we had some stuff, but I'm making changes.
I know what you did. I also know you lied about it.
I know you can't see it but my lip won't stop quivering.
I know.
I leave this tree, I'm slapping you silly.
I love you, right? Okay, good.
I mean, you just stay, don't go anywhere.
I mean, you take Floyd here.
I might've been a little rough on him. A little?
I miss it, you know? Seeing the world.
I need a bike.
I need dessert, go.
I really didn't wanna do this right now
I really think we're wasting our time here.
I really thought you were different.
I see you've been busy. Lead zookeeper.
I think I'm here overnight.
I think sum it up, what I wanted to say.
I think that that zoo is really holding you back.
I think the last guy who wore it might have thrown up.
I think we both know who the Alpha is between us.
I think you'll like it.
I thought I had to change who I was to be happy...
I took out an ice sculpture, Gale got in my face, it's a mess.
I totally think this is working.
I used to be able to climb high enough...
I wanna thank you.
I want you to get to your feet. Okay, we're gonna slowly walk to the door.
I was gonna pass because I started having feelings for someone here...
I was just messing with you.
I was just peeing on him, for his health.
I was just upset. Thought that's what I needed to do to get Stephanie back.
I was kind of hoping we'd see some steps.
I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.
I was supposed to tell you there's a staff meeting tomorrow at 10.
I was talking about Griffin.
I was the who told you to be someone you're not.
I was thinking about the wedding.
I was thinking about... hold on a second.
I was wondering if maybe you needed someone to go with you, that I...
I wasn't even in love with.
I will go to your house and I will beat you in front of your mother.
I will hit the ground as you've just seen.
I will not get the deposit back if you do that.
I wish I could help you, Bernie, but... I mean, that enclosure's gone.
I would tell you this. You have nice calves.
I wouldn't do it around him.
I'd done everything I set out to do in the zoo game and it was ....
I'd like to bring up the guy who is responsible...
I'd look at you, you'd look away embarrassed.
I'll be off to the side over here.
I'll be there in the back, purple couch.
I'll do that.
I'll ignore them.
I'll wait.
I'm doing this.
I'm excited about this.
I'm feeding the giraffe.
I'm gonna go to the wedding with Gale.
I'm gonna let you in on a little something.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
I'm in a one act play...
I'm just gonna go with the baby backs and some fries.
I'm not sure, kind of like a disco ball though. Look at that.
I'm not uncomfortable. So comfortable.
I'm not. I wanna tell you I'm sorry.
I'm only been here eight.
I'm out of the zoo without my izod.
I'm really glad that you asked me to come out tonight.
I'm saying in the wild, I would never let a
I'm so alive.
I'm so blessed.
I'm so glad I met you.
I'm so happy.
I'm so sorry. Gale can be such an idiot.
I'm sorry about that, I... you know what happened...
I'm sorry, but you walked right into that one, grandma hair.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sure you got things to do.
I'm telling you, Vern, this baby does zero to 60 in under four seconds.
I'm thinking about it, but ....
I'm thinking we've reached the end of the line.
I've set up my territory, I'm about to show Stephanie my pudding cup.
If by "home" you mean Uncle Bosoms...
If he's going to the wedding, he needs a date.
If I'm gonna go on a fake date, I was hoping I'd fake date a doctor.
If this is another eating intervention, I'm not hearing it.
If you are, I don't need to be here. Yeah, you heard me, I will walk.
If you do this for me, I will...
If you ever ....
If you wanna quit, I'm not gonna stand in your way.
If you would say, "Let us knock off a gas station," I'd do it right now.
Ignore it.
In fact, fleeing is the new fighting.
In fact, I may be sitting on an offer to work my magic...
In this very zoo. I bottle fed you.
Is attracted to the male...
Is it on, is it on, is it on? Yeah.
Is something going on?
Is T.G.I. Friday's as incredible as it looks?
Is that pushy? Hey, you know what? Fine, I'm pushy.
Is the most important thing in the world.
Is this an old tire or a gateway to adventure?
Is to be seen with another female.
It is, I admit it, I am not proud.
It is.
It sucks being alone here, buddy. I know.
It wasn't so much a zoo. It was more an animal farm.
It will counterbalance the whole bad juju, you know?
It worked. Can you believe it?
It's a gelatine cake. Kate made it for you.
It's a...
It's all hooked on with wires and what not.
It's an adventure.
It's basically like getting a black belt after only a month of karate.
It's been 10 years. Bernie's cool.
It's called a brain freeze right there.
It's getting a lot of attention.
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be very hard to unsee that.
It's great to be wanted. You know how that feels.
It's just ....
It's just...
It's like watching a fight between two beanbag chairs.
It's no secret we've been on a journey together.
It's not just the attack, it's about everything leading up to it.
It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her, always works.
It's not... yeah, this I love. But we'll always have this, you know?
It's out. It's out. I'm sorry.
It's premeditated, very definitive. She knew exactly what she was doing.
It's pretty good.
It's really just... it's coming together.
It's time.
It's top of the food chain. Follow.
It's where the snack bar is now.
It's, it's...
It's... it's adventure.
Joe, over here.
Joe!! Why are you so concerned with what the stupid lion would do?
Joe? Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Jurgen. Jurgen.
Just a great guy looking for love.
Just be yourself, Griffin. That's all you need to do.
Just focus on the lyrics.
Just hanging out, enjoying your company.
Just ignore them.
Just keep... don't look... turn away...
Just leave it by the door.
Just saying looking good, freckle chest, yeah.
Just show up at weddings and trash the place? Because we are good.
Kate, it took me five years to get over someone
Kate!
Kate!
Kick up those woodchips. Look at him, a natural.
Kiss, kiss.
Knock yourself out, Nimer.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Let me ask you something, can the king of the jungle do this?
Let me get it, come... I'm not gonna bite.
Let me tell you that right now.
Let's do this. Come on.
Let's do this. I'll start from my back. Bring it.
Let's hear it for him.
Let's not make a big deal out of this.
Let's see ....
Let's see some movement.
Let's see. Today's Tuesday, so always.
Like it in the entire world.
Listen, Kate, I wanted you to be the first to know...
Listen, Stephanie, I was thinking...
Listen.
Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band.
Look at that up there.
Look, any other day, that kid would've been lunch.
Look, Griffin, I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper...
Look, I hope you don't mind but I talked to your brother...
Look, if you're here just to yank my chain...
Look, is there anything else I can do for you?
Look, it all starts with trust.
Look, now, maybe you got a raw deal...
Look, Venom, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving the zoo tomorrow.
Look, we got a problem.
Look, when we first started dating you assumed I was gonna turn into...
Look! You saved my mate so we tried to help you connect with yours.
Look.
Look. I couldn't help overhearing.
Looks like things just got fun around here, huh?
Looks, success...
Lot of fun with the...
Love.
Ma!
Ma!
Make sure you get the whole area.
Man, I am hungry.
Man, it's gotta suck to be you.
May not be an expert on love, you know...
Maybe it means she is really thinking about you.
Maybe it's a coincidence. It's a very popular song.
Maybe it's possible to help Griffin without talking to him.
Meeting.
Mommy, look, it's going to eat. Come on.
Move it. Coming through.
Move. Come on, stupid bears.
Much better than the tire we had.
My elbows are sweating. That's weird.
My eyes.
My gosh, you're right. It's rush hour, I'll never make it.
My... this is stupid.
Namely me. Remember, you were shy.
New plan. Follow me.
Next time you see her, get her alone.
Nice, guy, nice.
No matter what package they come in.
No one's looking. Get off.
No problem. I popped it myself, so enjoy.
No, Bernie, that's ice. Buddy, that's cold.
No, Gale like Gale Sayers, the football player.
No, I came back to see if you were interested in happy hour at Friday's.
No, I'm just gonna take a taxi, or a shuttle or something.
No, it couldn't be.
No, it's fine, it's fine. I got it.
No, it's my decision. I mean, she thinks it's a good idea, but I do too.
No, mohegan blue. Chrome wheel package, buddy.
No, no, don't. No, it's not you.
No, no, no. Gale, this is an old friend of mine.
No, no, no. Hey.
No, no, no. I got an outfit all picked out.
No, no, no. It's silver, it's curved and has a light on it.
No, no, not at all.
No, no, we don't have time now. Thank you.
No, other side, nostril. Take care of that.
No, she's changing you into something that you're not.
No, we did it.
No, you don't want to come. Forget I don't know why I asked.
No, you know what it is?
No, you know what? It's my fault.
No, you overdid it. Don't you see?
No.
No.
No. No.
No. No.
Nobody's talking to Griffin.
Not all humans, Bernie.
Not basically, I am.
Not big like here. We didn't have the...
Not buying it. You can't see what's happening here?
Not good. Not good at all.
Not in the mood, hammer thumbs.
Not there. That's my spot.
Not with your nose, with your mouth. Get your lips into it.
Nothing, everything is fine.
Nothing, there's nothing you could do. Fleeing was the right call.
Notice the full extension of my lift leg.
Now all I see is cement.
Now it's getting weird.
Now onto the fiancée.
Now, I would have left it in longer. I like mine burnt a bit.
Now, porcupines, they... they get a bad rap, you know?
Now, tonight in honor of the bride and groom,
Offer's still on the table to work at the dealership.
Oh my God! This is our song. This is my song with Stephanie.
Oh, and the urine will neutralize the poison.
Oh, boy, here we go again.
Oh, crap.
Oh, dessert, go...
Oh, everyone's gonna be so happy.
Oh, God, it's barbed.
Oh, God, she's gone.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Okay.
Oh, God. You're okay.
Oh, Griffin, you're bleeding.
Oh, he stopped.
Oh, he's all alone.
Oh, I gotta take this. One sec.
Oh, I had a little dust up with the copperhead.
Oh, I like muffins. Can I get a "hey now"?
Oh, I mean:
Oh, I've been in play.
Oh, it's my ex, I broke up with him, but he showed up here anyway.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus. That is fiberglas. Stop it.
Oh, look at that... you do, good, that sounds good. Yeah, that's nice.
Oh, look, Griffin, I need to tell you something.
Oh, man, it's my fault.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, he's calling, letting her know he's here.
Oh, my God, I almost passed out. I was so scared.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, sorry, Bern.
Oh, sweet nanny, that is painful.
Oh, that good, huh?
Oh, there they are.
Oh, what are you doing? Don't you play possum.
Oh, yeah, he says you did though.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you got a good eye.
Oh, you know what else?
Oh, you said...