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Home Sweet Hell "Home Sweet Hell" is a dark comedy film that was released in 2015. Directed by Anthony Burns, the movie

Home Sweet Hell

"Home Sweet Hell" is a dark comedy film that was released in 2015. Directed by Anthony Burns, the movie provides a satirical take on suburban life and the pursuit of the American dream. The film stars Katherine Heigl, Patrick Wilson, Jordana Brewster, and Kevin McKidd.

The story revolves around a seemingly perfect couple, Don and Mona Champagne, played by Patrick Wilson and Katherine Heigl, respectively. Don is a successful businessman, and Mona is the quintessential housewife, devoted to maintaining an impeccable home and supporting her husband's career ambitions. However, beneath the surface of their idyllic life, things are far from sweet.

When Mona discovers that Don has been having an affair with a coworker named Dusty, portrayed by Jordana Brewster, her world is turned upside down. But rather than confront the situation head-on, Mona decides to take matters into her own hands and seeks vengeance on Dusty.

What ensues is a wickedly comedic journey as Mona manipulates, plots, and schemes to eliminate Dusty and protect her picture-perfect life. As Mona's plans become increasingly absurd and outrageous, the movie delves deeper into the dark elements of human nature.

The cast offers an exceptional display of talent, delivering nuanced performances that add layers of complexity to the characters. Katherine Heigl demonstrates her range as an actress, shifting seamlessly from the charming and seemingly innocent Mona to the conniving and vindictive woman driven by revenge. Patrick Wilson plays the role of Don with charming charisma, showcasing his ability to portray a character grappling with conflicting desires and secrets.

Jordana Brewster brings a sultry allure to the character of Dusty, a woman who unknowingly finds herself at the center of Mona's devious plans. Additionally, Kevin McKidd delivers a stellar performance as Gloria, a peculiar character with a unique relationship to Mona and Don.

The movie's clever writing and dark humor provide a satirical commentary on the façade of suburban perfection and the lengths people will go to maintain it. "Home Sweet Hell" explores themes of deceit, vengeance, and the consequences of burying secrets.

Music plays a pivotal role in amplifying the atmosphere and emotions in the film. A memorable soundtrack accompanies the on-screen events, heightening the tension and adding an additional layer of storytelling. From haunting melodies during pivotal moments to energetic tracks during frantic sequences, the music immerses the audience in the world of "Home Sweet Hell."

If you are intrigued by this dark comedy and want to fully immerse yourself in the experience, you can play and download the soundscape of "Home Sweet Hell" here. With its captivating story, exceptional cast, and memorable soundtrack, this film offers a rollercoaster ride of emotions that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

In conclusion, "Home Sweet Hell" is an engaging dark comedy that shines a light on the tumultuous lives of a seemingly perfect couple. With its talented cast, clever writing, and memorable soundtrack, the film offers an entertaining and thought-provoking exploration of the dark side of suburbia. So, sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the twisted world of "Home Sweet Hell."

A blue Suburban. That's it. Suburban.
A little.
A second store in Shady Springs.
A specialist?
A toast.
A.J. You don't need to play quite so rough, okay?
About all this.
About what? Which part, Don?
About you burying your beef inside my girl?
Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely.
After everything I've done! Everything my parents have done!
Ah, I didn't write it. Heh, heh. But it is good.
Ah, you're okay. DON: It's okay?
Ah.
Ah. You taste like gummy bears.
All right, then.
All right, then. We'll let you know if she comes back.
All right, well, let me, uh... Okay.
All right.
All she wanted was to get back up on her feet
All the money! All the opportunities we've given you!
All they do is make money.
All what?
ALLISON: Come on, it's my turn.
ALLISON: I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair!
Already? That's impressive. I don't think I've ever seen that...
And demands to be paid or he's gonna tell Mona.
And dismember you,
And drop them at the Buckleys' for their sleepover.
And getting me some ground beef? I gotta go check on the grill.
And have a refreshing beverage with us and talk fertilizers?
And how about you, Allison? What have you learned?
And how's that, Don?
And I don't?
And I hope you find all the happiness in the world.
And I just... I shouldn't have said it.
And I just... I shouldn't have said it.
And I know it hurts you a lot. I can see that. I can see...
And I know what I've done is really stupid
And I love our beautiful kids and our life.
And I want more than 13 grand for that. You understand me?
And I will gut you...
And I won't stand for it anymore, so I had to...
And in front of your whole family tells Mona you guys have been screwing.
And it shows up 10 years from now and exclaims:
And it's just...
And just take responsibility for the things that you destroy!
And one day her boyfriend comes into the store
And she's pregnant.
And support her family.
And that's the truth.
And the gaming system.
And the pleasure is all mine.
And then you. Huh? Unh!
And then your daughter. And then your son.
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.
And Uncle Murphy had to come along and save your sweet little ass, didn't I?
And we need to move to the Wildwood Collection by next summer.
And we'll have to drop the kids at the Buckleys' for a sleepover.
And we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that.
And what are you gonna do about it?
And you need to work out.
And you sent it to me in a sectional.
And you're an alcoholic.
And you're committed to achieving our goals?
And your hand was the only casualty? Well, she slammed it in a panini press.
ANDREW: Don't be a sore loser.
ANDREW: Help! Help! ALLISON: Aah! Aah! Aah!
ANDREW: It's my turn.
ANDREW: It's my turn.
Andrew!
Andrew! ANDREW: What?
Andrew?
Andrew.
Are you hurt bad?
Are you in love, Don?
Are you my surprise?
Are you sure that you wanna go through with this?
Are you sure there's no other way?
Are you?
As scheduled.
At home. I've already put it on the schedule.
At least she's not Mexican.
At our house.
At the same time?
Baby, What?
Back on the floor I go. All right.
Back. Are you back? Are you back?
Because he pitches in for their private school? Heh, heh.
Because I am so sorry, and I love you so much.
Because I'm a fucking coward.
Because then that would be another dead body I'd have to look into.
Because we have standards and strategy.
Better to be lucky than good.
Burn it while we watch.
But how long have we been?
But I want it by tomorrow. What?
But if you ever talk to me like that again...
But it has to be more than 13,000.
But it was always said he knew how to keep Christmas well,
But it would appear the only items missing are his watch and wallet.
But it would be a loan.
But it's not because of my parents.
But they'll be here soon enough,
But this photo managed to survive of her and your man there.
But ultimately we'll be better partners because of it.
But when you've been doing this as long as I have,
But with adequate time and study,
But you are the employee of the month so that deserves some celebration, no?
By the black, round coffee table. MAN: You got it.
Bye. Yeah, we'll see you.
Came in there a couple days ago.
Came in there a couple days ago.
Can I trust the furniture man? Oh, yeah.
Can make the body absorb the drug differently.
Cha ching!
Chief, can I interest you in some dinner? I've cooked up some artichokes.
Chief, hi. I'll call you back.
Chief, if Mona finds out... Oh, I know.
CHOIR: ♪ The first Noel the angels did... ♪♪
Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn it.
Come here. You ever been with a Scottish man?
Come on down and let our family
Come on in and have a seat.
Come on, A.J.
Come on, A.J.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Don, just give me the money
Come on, Donny. Don't make me beg.
Come on.
Come on. You know my wife has Crohn's.
Considering I've only known you... I am not a whore.
COP: Freeze! Throw down your weapons!
Could you help me? Thank you. Oh, yeah, sure.
Crohn's.
Daddy does too.
Dagmarro? That's a nice name. What is that, Canadian? Heh heh heh.
Destroy our video games.
Did she tell you how big my dick was? We did not get into specifics about that.
Did the new hire make a sale?
Did you find someone?
Did you invite Dusty to the party?
Dirty South, bitch. Ha, ha.
Do not get weak, Don.
Do something, Don! Be a man for once in your life
Do you at least have the 13,000? Please.
Do you care for me?
Do you care for me? Yeah. What? What?
Do you fucking get me?!
Do you hear me?
Do you hear that?
Do you need me to?
Do you think that Les and Abby have forged A.J.'s birth certificate?
Do you think they did anything to you when you were younger?
Do you understand, Don Champagne?
Do you wanna sit down or? DUSTY: Uh uh. That's okay.
Do you want a divorce?
Does he partially own the kids
Does it look like I'm fucking joking?
Does that bitch have my money?
Don Champagne. Dusty.
Don, did you happen to bring any police with you?
Don, have you ever considered that maybe she's making this up?
Don, I wanna know where my girl is.
Don, I'm pregnant.
Don, you can sell your car, your life insurance,
DON: Collector of the finer things in life?
DON: Ha ha ha. MARK: Okay, Mona.
DON: Hey, chief. CHIEF: Don.
DON: His birth certificate?
DON: Holy shit, Les. Don Champagne.
DON: Mona, Mona, Mona.
DON: Okay.
DON: She did say she was trying to get away from some people.
DON: Well, did you catch them?
DON: Well, you get me somebody that's authorized to say yes
Don.
Don't ask me that again. You can still keep the money.
Don't come home.
Don't lie to me.
Don't make this any more difficult... Just right here, please, sit.
Don't pop this inside.
Don't say that. Please don't say that.
Don't stop.
Don't worry.
Donny. Yeah?
DUSTY: (ON RECORDING ) This is Dusty. Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you.
DUSTY: Donny?
DUSTY: I should've taken it, but the more I think about it,
DUSTY: Mm.
DUSTY: Oh! DON: Unh!
DUSTY: Oh! Oh! DON: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
DUSTY: Pop that champagne inside of me!
Dusty?
Dusty? Hi. It's Don. Um...
Dusty? Mm.
Dusty. Hm.
Easy. It's just a game.
Eh...
Everything all right, Don? Oh, yeah.
Exclusive art? Italian leather?
Fill your furnishing desires.
Flatter her.
Focus, Don. This is important.
Fondling you.
For your home, office, or yacht.
FREEMAN: Come on.
FREEMAN: Get in there. Shh, shh. Unh. Shh, shh.
Freeman! Freeman.
Freeman! Fuck!
Freeman? Freeman, what are you...? I'm dying.
Freeman's dead too. He bled out. Look at him.
Fuck Mona. Fuck you.
Fuck.
FYI, I'm hiring the next employee.
Get her in the trunk.
Get off me, get off.
Get off!
Get out of there, honey. Oh, God.
GIRL: Mom. Hit it, Andrew!
Give it a couple minutes. You're gonna be fucked. Ha ha ha.
Give it to me, baby! Oh!
Give it to me. I'll do it.
Give me the key, you fucking prick.
God, this bitch is heavy.
God.
Goddamn it, Mona, why didn't you take your phone?
Good decision. Yeah.
Good girl. You're so strong. Get some candy.
Good job, buddy.
Good things happen to good people, and you are a good person.
Good.
Good. I'll put it on the calendar.
Good. Okay.
Great lawn!
Great.
Guess there's only one thing to do.
Ha ha ha. LES: So you're... Um...
Ha ha ha. You believe him? Well, that's hilarious. Heh heh heh.
Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp?
Has some, um...
Have you been drinking?
He just wants what's best for them.
He said he was going to **** us? Yeah, the whole family.
He said she did it. The wife?
He said that we have to give him $20,000,
He said to give you this.
He's already pre approved, plus we got everything in stock.
He's not on steroids, Mona. He's just a big boned kid.
He's supposed to be watching it. But I wanna get my Frisbee...
Hear what? The ringing sound.
Heh heh heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen.
Heh heh heh. Where's your kid?
Heh, heh. How are you? Pleasure's all mine.
Heh, heh. That's what you want, one last toast?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Come in.
Hello.
Hello. DUSTY: Hey.
Her name is Dusty?
Here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs
Here comes the champagne! Yes! Aah!
Here you go. This one's on the house.
Hey, get off. Unh!
Hey, guys. Okay. Put that in the back. MAN: In the back?
Hey, hey, hey! A sale is a sale.
Hey, Mona?
Hey, what the hell happened to Dusty? I don't know. But I'm worried.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Impressive day.
Hey. Where you going?
Hey. Yeah?
Hey. You don't take care of him...
Hey. You get me?
Hi, Dusty. Welcome to Champagne Furniture and Rugs.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Heh heh heh.
Hi. I have heard so much about you.
Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes.
Hi. Welcome. Champagne Furniture and Rugs.
Hit it harder! Yes!
Hit it, Andrew. It's okay.
Hm?
Hm? Honey, how was your day?
Hm.
Hm.
Hold on. Hold on. I've seen you before. I have.
Holy shit.
How about putting some tunes on? Sure.
How about you shut the fuck up and do a line, Don?
How are the French lessons?
How can you not be on the pill?
How dare you not try to fight for that. That's not what I meant.
How dare you? Well...
How is she? Is she okay? No, she's dead.
How old is she? I don't know.
How you doing? I'm Don. I'm the owner. Let me know if you need any help.
How? I followed her.
Huh?
Huh. Yeah.
I accept your offer.
I actually, uh... I dropped a couch on it.
I am a man, Mona. I have needs! You obviously do not!
I am dressed for a covert operation.
I am really, really sorry.
I am this close
I appreciate it, you know, for something so trivial.
I assume this is about money.
I believe him.
I bet she keeps it trim for daddy, doesn't she.
I can do anything that you need me to to keep this
I can feel it in my bones, man. Something ain't right.
I can fucking taste him on you.
I can smell the booze seeping out of your fat pores right now.
I can tell you've been working out.
I can't get a little first? Eh...
I can't just shoot someone like an animal.
I can't think with you crying like a little bitch.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't.
I can't. I can't, I'm sorry.
I can't. I don't... I don't, I don't, uh...
I can't...
I deserve better than this, Don.
I did not see this coming.
I did. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I...
I didn't even bring it. I don't have any of the money.
I didn't say that. You didn't have to.
I didn't want it to come to this. I know. I hear you.
I didn't...
I do? It's not fair.
I don't feel so good.
I don't have insurance, Don.
I don't have it.
I don't have time for this. Three tests.
I don't know how long this is taking.
I don't know how to fix this.
I don't know what else to do.
I don't know, Don.
I don't know. Um...
I don't think he has more.
I don't think so.
I don't think they're gonna be able to make it.
I don't understand what he's saying.
I don't usually mingle with the employees,
I feel like my heart's about to explode.
I feel like you guys got some sort of special bond or something.
I get you.
I got a $3000 order. The numbers look good.
I got a little sc**** here, and a busted up knee.
I got seven grand. I saved up.
I got six grand.
I guess not. Now get a hammer.
I guess.
I have a genetic mitral valve prolapse. I can't even drink coffee.
I have a medical condition,
I have a small uterus.
I have a wife and kids, and this is a family furniture store.
I have always wondered what it was like. Ha ha ha.
I have no doubt, darling.
I have to pay her. That is the blackmail. That is...
I have...
I heard your little fight last night.
I hope you shit yourself to death.
I just feel like we're disconnected.
I just touched myself in the bathroom until I came
I just want to make it right.
I know what I'm doing. You said that last time, right?
I know where Dusty lived.
I know.
I know. We don't want Mona to find out. No, we don't.
I like it when you watch me.
I love you so much.
I love you too.
I love you too.
I love you, Don.
I love you.
I mean, I think we need to be constructive,
I mean, it's in CDs and other financial instruments,
I need that money.
I need you to keep an eye on Lanny at the grill.
I ordered an espresso Modernica in a pull out
I really liked you, Don Champagne. Oh, God.
I saw it on an episode of First 48.
I saw it on First 48.
I see that. Yeah.
I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride.
I see.
I think I've done really well under the circumstances.
I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck.
I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck.
I think it's the Tide.
I think she's what I need on the floor.
I think that's making me fucking paranoid.
I think you're doing a great job. Aw...
I thought there was enough to fell a small village.
I told her... I told him that she ran off to Dallas.
I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake.
I took your advice and I told Mona.
I understand.
I wanna have it. You wanna have it.
I want my 20,000, Don. Yeah. Yeah.
I want this, and you need this. No, but I'm a...
I want to ask you something first, okay? Okay, go.
I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so...
I was trying to be sweet.
I was watching you out there. You're a natural.
I wasn't supposed to be able to.
I will do this. No, you won't.
I will do whatever you want, honey
I will easily become accomplished.
I will end you.
I will get one of the knives...
I will not put my children through that. I will not put myself through that.
I will. You get me?
I won't have Andrew compete against a child on steroids.
I won't.
I would love to. Great.
I, uh... I understand.
I, um...
I... You know, I can't, really. I just... I don't really feel great.
I'd do a thorough check of the premises, though.
I'd like that very much.
I'd write it down for you, but I'm just covered in that girl.
I'll bury her. No, no. I'll do it. Open the trunk.
I'll grab it. Just go on out there, keep an eye on him. I don't trust him.
I'll never forget what we had, and the way that you made me feel.
I'll review all the applications tonight. We need this.
I'm being blackmailed. How am I supposed to look?
I'm bleeding really bad, bro.
I'm coming, honey.
I'm Don Champagne, tastemaker.
I'm Don Champagne.
I'm fine.
I'm glad that you could come.
I'm glad you have Crohn's.
I'm gonna blend in with the night.
I'm gonna come perfectly clean because that's the Don Champagne way.
I'm gonna kill her, man.
I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist.
I'm in love with my wife.
I'm just a furniture salesman.
I'm not gonna lie to you, chief, because you don't deserve to be lied to.
I'm not here to talk. Just go ahead. Sit down.
I'm not proud of it.
I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. I'm just thinking
I'm not. I swear to you, I'm not.
I'm really not in the mood.
I'm so sorry, boss.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry that I offended you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sure she has a babysitter.
I'm the strong one. I have come to accept that.
I'm trying to get away from some...
I've been having an affair at the store with Dusty, the salesgirl.
I've been up for 29 hours. Uh...
I've got a lot of faith in you. Ahem.
I've got a surprise for you.
If any man alive possessed the knowledge...
If I catch this dog on my property again, ladies.
If Mona finds out, she'll take everything.
If we were to bribe someone, I don't know if seven grand is the right...
If you can.
If you cannot argue constructively, what will Mother do?
If you find anything else missing, give us a call.
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In the fucking bedroom!
Inside the store?
Into your fancy clothes and your make up, so you could fit into this
Is registered to another fella went missing a while back outside of town.
Is she aborting it? What?
Is she aborting it?!
Is that right? Yeah. It is big.
Is that the boyfriend? (IN NORMAL VOICE) That's him. Yeah.
Is the manager here?
Is this about money?
It is? Yeah.
It is.
It just seems like those two things are connected, don't you think?
It was heavy. Yeah.
It would be at the bottom of a lake right now.
It would seem so.
It's 10 in the morning, Les.
It's a hammer.
It's a hammer.
It's a lot of money, seven grand, in America today.
It's a set up, man. It's a fucking set up!
It's an honest question, Mona.
It's big.
It's demeaning, that's all. What if it stunts his emotional growth?
It's gonna take a little time to heal,
It's hard to stay focused when I've got this healthy erection.
It's just been a little crazy lately. That's all.
It's okay. Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
It's probably... You're good. It'll pass? Okay.
It's ruining his self confidence.
It's the crystal meth? Yeah. Crystal, like champagne.
It's what all those greedy, anti nuclear family types want.
Jesus Christ.
Just give me a few minutes. That's all.
Just make sure you work with your brother.
Just put it on speakerphone, for God's sakes!
Just thinking about your big, bulging...
Kabob.
Last night. Before she... We, uh...
Last week? Definitely last week. Uh huh.
Last week. I think last week.
Les is fine.
Les is fine.
LES: Come on, A.J. Come on, you'll break it.
LES: Come on, focus. You can break it. Swing at it.
LES: Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.
LES: Unh! No! Wait, wait, wait!
Les. don't you say that. Don't you dare say that, Les.
Let me... Yeah, yeah. You're so sweet.
Let's at least have a proper send off. I'm not having sex with you.
Like a kabob of sorts. It was disgusting.
Like a kabob with seepage.
Like something you just throw out on the street?
Like that wench you screwed.
Listen to me.
Listen, Don, something else came up
Listen, don't think ever.
Listen, Donny, say you pay her, all right? And Dusty wants more.
Listen, just go. Make up something and leave.
Listen, remember, I'm the paranoid one. Can't both be on edge,
Listen...
Look alive, Champagne. Look alive.
Look at that.
Look at that. Oh! FREEMAN: Yeah.
Look, at him, Murphy! Benji!
Look, I just wanted to let you know
Looking good, looking good. Mm hm. Mm hm.
Love you.
Love you.
Love you. Love you.
Love you. More than the moon and the stars?
MAN #2: Come on, buddy.
MAN: (ON TV) He did it all and infinitely more.
MAN: So as Tiny Tim observed,
Marriage and set of goals alive.
Maybe next time, chief.
Maybe she's got the mind to take some money.
Maybe we should go on vacation. Get away from all this madness.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Me?
Me?
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm hm. Hm.
Mm.
Mm. Just a chocolate La Z Boy recliner.
Mm. Why? Everyone's at lunch. No, because this is wrong.
Mona made you do it?
Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word.
Mona senses everything. She's very perceptive. It's fucking eerie.
Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty.
Mona, I am your husband. If you can't tell me, who can you tell?
Mona, I've already attempted to murder someone for you.
Mona, you... You're just unstable.
MONA: (ON PHONE) That doesn't work. What do you mean, it doesn't work?
MONA: Don't over season.
MONA: I don't want to hear "can't," Don!
MONA: I hope you shit yourself to death!
MONA: Mm.
Mona. Should we...? Can we talk about this?
Mona's orders. Hm.
More than the moon and the stars.
More than the moon and the stars.
More than the moon and the stars.
MURPHY: Heh heh heh. Well, well, well.
MURPHY: I'll leave your cut on the bed.
MURPHY: Jump in the shower and clean yourself up.
MURPHY: Life is about risk, Don.
MURPHY: Oh, fuck. What is it, man? I'm banging Kelly. Oh, fuck.
MURPHY: You think?
My appointment just for yesterday was $900.
My parents never did anything to me. My parents are perfect parents.
Never.
New number. New card.
Nice and crispy. Heh, heh.
Nice car, private school. He's got a lot more.
No one else knows, and she won't abort it. Are you sure?
No penetration.
No reason to get short with me, Don Champagne.
No shit, Don. It's meth.
No, Don, not here.
No, Dusty, I...
No, Dusty. Mona made me do it.
No, honey, for us. For us. And you failed.
No, I honestly do not have the money. I thought I did, and I don't.
No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the help.
No, it's not.
No, it's the furniture store man.
No, Mona, can we talk?
No, no, no. Dusty, we can't do this.
No, no, no. I was just getting my gold plated cock ring.
No, no, no... Oh, no.
No, no! Oh, God! Oh, no.
No, sir. Thank goodness.
No, that's not like her. No. Something's wrong.
No, what if she's dead?
No! She's alive! No! No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. A hammer? A hammer?
No. Get a hammer. A hammer?
No. I wanna take care of this today. I wanna end this.
No. No way. No way?
No. No, no, no Shh.
No. No. How much?
No. No. Why aren't you dead?
No. Well, um...
Nobody.
Nope.
Not another Mexican, is it?
Not this time, darling. Not with that pretty boy.
Not with all the money that I've had to put into...
Nothing. I swear.
Now you can't even do what it takes to make it right!
Now, come on. I need the money.
Now, Don, you're gonna do this, and then I'll trust you. You don't...
Now, focus. Ugh.
Now, grab a shovel.
Now, I love you. I'll be back in a flash.
Now, I need to pick up the children
Now... Ahem.
Nowhere without this family!
Of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash.
Of course you do.
Of course, sugar.
Of course.
Of the showroom. Selling furniture.
Oh, and make sure your clothes are ironed before school tomorrow.
Oh, and stick to 1/3 pound burgers. I hate when the meat gets too thick.
Oh, babe. I didn't mean...
Oh, babysitter.
Oh, boy. Heh heh heh.
Oh, don't stop.
Oh, God, I'm just so sick of all this... The money, Don.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Mona.
Oh, great, you did.
Oh, he does. Beautiful house, beautiful wife,
Oh, heh, heh. Daddy wouldn't approve of those hedges.
Oh, hey, chief. Yeah, hi.
Oh, honey, honey, honey.
Oh, I'm sorry. But what's your point?
Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That's an expensive specialist.
Oh, my God. They stabbed British Lynn with a sword.
Oh, my...
Oh, no, honey. You have to do it, of course.
Oh, no, no, no. You see, it's probably the work
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no. She's doesn't know a thing.
Oh, no...
Oh, okay.
Oh, poor girl. Poor Dusty.
Oh, son. Are you okay?
Oh, stop it. What?
Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,
Oh, thanks. Any chance you'd like to come by
Oh, that is gorgeous.
Oh, that's a shame. We love children.
Oh, there you are.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yours isn't. Yes. It's a little old.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. And in addition to poor Dusty,
Oh. Hi. Hello.
Oh. How's your wife feel
Oh. Maybe we should just let her go. Heh heh heh.
Oh. Oh, fuck. I can barely see.
Oh. Well, maybe next time. Maybe.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, tomorrow night, the furniture store, 8:00.
Okay? I feel like you're not as focused as you should be.
Okay? I've got a lot of the anxiety. I came through for you. I got your money.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Come on.
Okay. Line of meth. Yup.
Okay. Oh, pop it! Pop it!
On their roadtrip for Andrew's birthday party.
One deep breath. Plug the other nostril. Don't embarrass yourself.
One of them's still on the loose. But don't worry, we'll get him.
One, two. One, two. One, two.
Open the trunk!
Or be bitch slapped by a slut in front of your kids.
Or drown her?
Or he's gonna **** us.
Or I'm gonna find another finance company.
Or I'm gonna **** your wife and make you watch.
Or this: What if the kid is real
Our goals?
Our goals.
Out of my bedside drawer...
Ow! Ow!
Perception is everything.
Please don't.
Please, just take it. It's all I've got. I don't have any more.
Pleasure's all mine.
Point? Eye candy. Eye candy.
Poor Dusty.
Pretty soon you'll forget I even existed.
Put it in your drink?
Really? No.
Red Tag Sales always are.
Relax. Her phone probably just died.
Right back.
Right? This way, buddy.
Right.
Same old, same old.
Scrooge had no further dealings with ghosts,
See the raised letters? Isn't that nice?