Open Season: Scared Silly Edit

A 10 foot tall, drooling, blasphemous scourge that needs to be eradicated!

A bowl with my name on it, I think. Fishy crackers.

A field fecal study of the Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

A rumor propagated by the animals to distract us...

A spider! The Eiffel Tower! A cow. A chicken. Bunny and doggie.

A werewolf, you morons!

A wiener dog werewolf! Of course! A textbook "wereweenie."

About a monster from its poo.

Above our horn and the dirt beneath our fuzzy bottoms!

Achtung, baby!

Actually I wasn't afraid of that. Until now.

Actually I wasn't afraid of that. Until now.

Actually, I find his story quite convincing.

Actually, this is a nice crib.

All alone, all alone

All bears die. Some bears never live.

All I need is one thing. Myself.

All of this talk about butts and panic rooms is making me hungry, again.

All right. I'm afraid. Happy now?

Although we were getting dried out with pine needles sticking to our fins.

Although, it could use some salt.

Am not?

And anything that gets in between me and the werewolf...

And boogie boarding.

And by "werewolf," do you mean one of them abominable snowmen?

And by that I mean you can drink the lake, which is refreshing.

And creating a general panic. Open season is closed.

And everybody lived happily ever after.

And evil, dead trees that have "kill" on their minds.

And exactly how are you gonna capture the werewolf?

And heroically ride him into town, open season will be closed again.

And hide until the werewolf dies from old age.

And how exactly are we gonna do that?

And I say "Gee, Bob, do you ever quit talking?"

And I'm afraid of whatever crazy thing you're gonna do...

And McSquizzy's poo didn't give us any clues?

And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.

And now there's something in them woods that needs hunting.

And so hairy

And they were not there. I will obviously never see them again.

And this ladybug is the werewolf.

And until the werewolf is dealt with, we're all at risk.

And Weenie's legs are so very teeny

And Wheel of Fortune on TV!

And when you make a promise to a friend, that's a promise to the end.

And, Buddy, balloons scare the quills off of you.

And, Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone...

Another mess caused by you and your bonky interpretive dances.

Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?

Are we sure jumping into a rusty mining car on a rickety track...

Are you afraid of plane crashes?

Are you excited to see him, Bob? Oh, Bob is so excited, he's speechless.

Are you talking about where it eats? Where it sleeps?

Are you trying to scare me?

As soon as I get out from under your butt area. Please.

As the werewolf blood courses through

At least we're away from the riff raff. See any riffs or raffs?

Avalanche dance!

Awesome.

Aye, the legend lives.

Aye!

Aye! Shake it, sister!

Balloons.

Be mysterious, but not super scary. And most importantly, smile.

Because all he cared about was some dumb camping trip.

Because friends are always there for each other. Now repeat after me.

Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy set bears.

Because Weenie is a bloodthirsty werewolf.

Because you never ever abandon your friend. Everyone knows that.

Before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories!

Before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories!

Before that I was a hunter. Best there ever was.

Belly hunger? That's the worst kind of hunger!

Best friend? You've never said that out loud.

Beth! Dinkelman! We're home! It was all just a real long bad dream!

Beth?

Better safe than ripped to sorry shreds by a werewolf.

Better. Much better.

Blasted fly zapper's on the fritz again. You may enter.

Bobbie and or Bob, I shall avenge thee!

Bobbie lives!

Boo guh. You're so impatient.

Boog, he cares about you. And you care about him.

Boog, I believe in you.

Boog, I got your back. And your front.

Boog, I have something shocking to tell you. I might not be the werewolf.

Boog, if I may be so bold, perhaps I could be your new best friend.

Boog, that was awesome. You made the story so real.

Boog, you look like a size 12... hundred. Petite.

Boog, you're flying by the seat of your pants!

Boog, you're new at this.

Boog, your butt saved ours!

Boog! I'll write you every single day!

Boog! You're right! I've been training for this moment my entire life!

Boog?

Boog? I'm okay!

Boog's butt saved the day. There's always gonna be something...

Boog's butt!

Boog's butt! Boog's butt! Boog's butt!

Boog's butt? You're saving me?

Bottomless pits that lead to the bowels of the earth.

Bud... Bud...

Buddy.

Buddy.

Busting a move!

But both these two problems can kill us!

But don't literally peel them because that would be gross.

But he was just getting to the best part.

But how can we beat something that's already dead?

But I am so hungry! Oh, shoot. That must be the werewolf in me talking.

But I must warn you, what you are about to see, can't be unseen.

But I thought being in one was impossible since I'm a bear.

But if Elliot says he can capture it, I believe him.

But it's so beautiful! Maybe one little peek.

But it's so small!

But now it's really not fake! We'd better hurry.

But on the whole it's quite pleasant.

But so sad.

But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.

But then I say, "You're right!" So we gathered up all of your friends...

But we usually survive. Don't we?

But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else has? Boog's butt!

But your interminable wait is finally commencing to be over.

Came into town. You've met Jerry, right? The little bird?

Camping in the woods. Without a fear in the world!

Can call off open season.

Can you give me a hand? I don't know how you girls do this every day.

Careful there, Shaw.

Check out Shaw's detailed masterpiece.

Classic werewolf move.

Cleverly track down the whereabouts of our alleged perpetrator...

Code brown! Code brown! Friend's poo! I just ate a friend's poo!

Come here, werewolf! I got her backpack! Reel me in!

Come on down to Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace!

Come on down to Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace!

Come on, Canucks! Let's go!

Come on, Canucks.

Come on, guys! We're not gonna let a little thing like a "plane crash"...

Come on, scared y bear!

Come on, Sheriff Gordy!

Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour.

Come on! We can make this work!

Convinced there is a werewolf but I do know Shaw's guns are real.

Cootchie cootchie coo. You're totally covered.

Could you build me a little tiny house with my name on it that...

Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.

Crud.

Crush our spirits. We got us a werewolf to catch! Who's with me?

Cut! That is not how you seduce a Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

Danger is my maiden name.

Danger is my maiden name. Now stay here while I defend our home.

Danger isn't my maiden name! It's McGillicutty. I know, weird, right?

Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through.

Deer tick! I think I got a deer tick.

Deer?

Despite this one minor setback, I am not giving up.

Did the mighty dodo bird give up when it went extinct?

Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock?

Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock?

Did the Titanic call it quits when it hit the ice cream truck?

Did the Titanic call it quits when it hit the ice cream truck?

Did we lose them?

Did you hear that? I just called him "Smelliot."

Die.

Dinkelman!

Dinkelman!

Dinkelman! No!

Dinkelman's my second main bear. Smokey's my third.

Do whatever you're supposed to do in the event of an emergency landing!

Do you have to tinkle?

Do you hear something?

Do you want your baby doll back?

Do your senses betray you? Do you not see my vicious claws...

Don't contaminate the crime scene, and do not under any circumstances...

Don't forget about Mr. Weenie. I too would like to safely hide.

Don't leave now, I was about to bring out dessert!

Don't tell anyone I'm afraid of the werewolf.

Don't worry, Boog. Nothing bad is gonna happen.

Don't worry, guys. I'll make things right.

Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Don't worry. We're speaking in the pine cone of silence.

Done to summon other werewolves. So graceful.

Down and ripping apart a helpless victim. Pretty standard stuff.

Dude can draw!

Dump boiling gravy on them. Boiling gravy!

Dump boiling gravy on them. Boiling gravy!

Elliot and Boog and Mister Weenie

Elliot and Boog and Mr. Weenie The bestest friends you ever seen ie

Elliot can take care of himself. That's what he's good at.

Elliot is headed into Dead Bear Gulch.

Elliot may be our only hope.

Elliot wanted us to move like a skeleton.

Elliot went about things the wrong way, but he was genuinely...

Elliot, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Elliot, maybe we ought to take a break from all this werewolf stuff.

Elliot, please go. I'm a werewolf now.

Elliot, what do we do once we find the werewolf?

Elliot, what exactly do you mean by "analyze"?

Elliot!

Elliot! Don't leave me!

Elliot.

Enough times to know there's only one way left...

Enough to go on that special camping trip with me!

Especially the ones named after natural disasters.

Even though this werewolf is a neat freak, he could have left a clue somewhere.

Everyone is counting on us, Boog.

Everything all right over there?

Evil rock shadows and zombie skeletons!

Exactly how is camping different than what we normally do in the woods?

Exactly! That's how I know we're getting closer.

Except for Mr. Weenie, who is now a drifter.

Excuse me one moment. I think I hear my mom calling.

Face the wrath of a true werewolf!

Face your fear with your face! And your eyeballs!

False alarm: it's just sweat.

False alarm. It wasn't my mom. It was just gas.

Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.

Fine. But if you ask me, we got the werewolf right where we want him.

Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you.

Fine. The rest of you, stay alert. If you see something, say something.

First, you dig a hole. Say this acorn is me.

Focus. We got a Shaw problem, and a werewolf problem.

Food! At long last!

For a surprise birthday party. Are you surprised?

Forget the chins. We've got courage and strength.

Four muscle y weapons of ferociousness

From their overall plan of world domination.

Funny you should ask, Edna. First, you take french fries...

Getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.

Giselle, obviously you know nothing about being a woman.

Go easy on Boog. We all have our fears.

Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.

Good news is, as a nature guide, I can still shoot whatever I see...

Good old Sheriff Gordy has given us carte blanch to blast away!

Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. Wasn't that crazy?

Gordy, what are you doing? Oh, no! Open season?

Got it, Mr. Weenie!

Great speech, but I vote we build that panic room and hide.

Guess what, everybody! Boog is afraid of the werewolf!

Guys? How about we use the door?

Guys? This is getting a little too intense.

Haven't you ever heard of writer's embellishment?

He asked if there was good news, not the worst news ever.

He can't do anything to us. It's against the law now, remember?

He doesn't even have any evidence.

He stalks the forest, looking for the biggest...

He tied pumpkins to my chest!

He wanted to spend time with his best friend.

He wants us to think he wasn't here.

He's clearly trying to outsmart me.

He's coming! Let's scare the fear out of him.

He's convinced the werewolf will be hiding there tonight.

He's going back to live in town.

He's heading north. Seventh of eight kids.

He's more like an em bear assment. Get it? Em bear assment.

He's the best deer for the job.

He's the fat one. But here's my proof.

He's touching it!

He's worse than the bunnies.

Hello, everybody. We got some news.

Hello, Lorraine.

Hello? It's called atmosphere.

Help!

Here monster, monster, monster. Here monster, monster, monster.

Here's the plan. Ian, you're gonna be the star.

Hey, Boog! I can't believe it! We're finally camping!

Hey, Booger. You hear that? I called him "Booger."

Hey, guys! Guys. Mr. Weenie is gone.

Hey, guys! I have satisfied my hunger. For now.

Hey, how long you had him?

Hey, Ian! Didn't see you out in Dead Bear Gulch in your werewolf disguise.

Hey, Mr. Weenie. We need you to guard this log.

Hey, wait up for Mr. Weenie!

Hey, what'd I miss?

Hey, you haven't lived till you've tried our poutine on the ritz.

Hey! Is that a unicycle? You got the best flashbacks, Boog.

Hey! Let go of my second favorite bear!

Hey! Let go!

Hey! That was my last one.

Hey! We can use this to float to the ground.

Hey! What happened to him?

Hi, I'm Boog... I mean, Boogette.

Hold on, I've got something in my eye.

Hold still, will you?

Hold up, everyone. It's true that Shaw and his gun are on the loose.

Home of the Big Curd. Hey, Ed. What's poutine?

How are we gonna get in?

How could you put me in danger like that?

How did a werewolf get a pilot's license?

How many times do you do this?

Howdy, Ed and Edna!

I am destined to wander aimlessly these vast woods alone, forever!

I am mastering The See cret. All we need now is a pilot.

I am not going camping with a monster out there.

I am so very hungry, I could drink a horse.

I am the werewolf!

I can play a mean accordion if you're interested.

I can!

I can't see! Give me something soft.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't read lips. Or books. Or anything really. I'm a bear.

I don't see anything conclusive here, Shaw.

I don't want to hurt you, but I am not in control of my faculties.

I feel a change and now

I feel like it's been forever! Did Gordy feed you? We asked him to.

I got her down by the lake. Let's go pay her a visit.

I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you.

I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!

I guess it didn't matter anyway since the real werewolf showed up!

I guess things can get worse. Now Shaw is after us.

I had a comfy bed with my own blanky.

I have become the werewolf! And there are more of us behind you.

I have no idea what you just said, Giselle, but touché.

I just added more to my list of things that scare me.

I just cover it up and walk away.

I just discovered a new fear. Heights!

I just thought of something. Excuse me one moment.

I knew it! Wait, what are you afraid of?

I knew that bear couldn't hack it out here.

I knew that too. I was just testing you. You passed. Barely.

I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.

I know you've been holed up here too long.

I know you've been holed up here too long.

I know! At the RV!

I like cake!

I lost them.

I love surprises!

I mean glory. Trees and this thing.

I must transform

I must wander these lonely woods

I need a hero to save me!

I need a word with Mr. Weenie.

I never should have trusted Elliot. How could I have been so stupid?

I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

I said "bottomless" and "bowels" in the same sentence.

I shall call this power The See cret and use it responsibly.

I smell pumpkin pie. It's me!

I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go!

I stood face to face with the rabid beast.

I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend.

I think it means we're friends, even if we're fish.

I think it's a kind of animal, related to the penguin, eh.

I think that's a great setup.

I think this is equipment for tracking a monster.

I thought that was a legend.

I thought you said there would be zip lines and parasailing...

I told you it'd be great. I got goosebumps up and down my goose!

I understand how you "laymen" are having a hard time following my logic.

I understand. You are home.

I was a regular dolphin and you were kind of a fat dolphin and we were...

I was skeptical of werewolves until I saw the drawing.

I was trying to say your name, but you jumped before I got to the "guh" sound.

I won't let anything happen to you this time and that's a promise.

I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!

I, Elliot Deer Esquire Junior the Third, née Danger, am hereby making it...

I.e., for example, said werewolf.

I'd gladly go on that special camping trip with you!

I'd recognize those pistachios anywhere.

I'll be right back.

I'll be scary!

I'll be sure to stay far away from Dead Bear Gulch.

I'll be the first to admit, Elliot is a ding a ling. But he's our ding a ling.

I'll be the first to admit, Elliot is a ding a ling. But he's our ding a ling.

I'll catch this beast for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.

I'll grow real tall!

I'll start. The Wailing Wampus Werewolf was on the prowl.

I'll use my instincts. Part of being an animal. We'll need this face helmet!

I'll use The See cret! Genius!

I'm a bear. Also, I'm a bear! I don't want to die.

I'm a cow!

I'm a grizzly bear!

I'm a master werewolf hunter slash tracker slash expert slash whisperer.

I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.

I'm coming with you. To make sure you don't bust any more moves.

I'm confused.

I'm doing the skeleton dance.

I'm going after him. I'm not a selfish deer. I'm gonna save everyone.

I'm going in.

I'm gonna search for some food.

I'm its main competition. I've gotta get away.

I'm just a doe, a deer, a female deer, out in the woods all alone.

I'm never gonna be the girl you want me to be.

I'm not looking for poo.

I'm not really German, I am Swiss!

I'm not so sure about Elliot's dancing abilities and I'm not...

I'm not sure I can pull this off.

I'm performing the Wailing Wampus Werewolf dance.

I'm really not in the mood.

I'm so sad. But so hungry.

I'm sorry, Elliot. I can't. I'm gonna build a panic room...

I'm sorry, what?

I'm starting to feel a little self conscious.

I'm sure there are some perfectly nice werewolves out there...

I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for what is on his face.

I'm sure you look fine.

I've always had a fear of plane crashes.

I've been talking about the werewolf and suddenly it's everywhere.

I've got something that will make you happy.

I've gotta be honest, the Mr. Weenie part feels a little forced.

I've had enough! I'm done!

I've had to find another use for my unique talents.

I've never seen my so called brain, but I'm pretty sure I've got one.

Ian? Is that you? I'm pretty vulnerable out here.

Ian. It's me. Boog. I'm not a lady.

If Boog can overcome his fear of a real werewolf, he's sure to be brave...

If Elliot's our only hope, we're doomed!

If he is the werewolf, why didn't he attack you guys in your sleep?

If he is the werewolf, why didn't he attack you guys in your sleep?

If it makes you feel any better, you can hang with us, Mr. Weenie.

If Mr. Weenie is gonna transform into the werewolf, tonight's the night.

If not for me, then do it for Woo Know Hoo.

If only we had a sea plane.

If something happens to me, I want you to have my adorable sweaters.

If the werewolf himself appeared, you'd scare him away too.

If we really want to make sure that Mr. Weenie is the werewolf...

If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago.

If you care to join me... I mean us.

If you could stop the werewolf and stop open season...

If you got a pilot.

If you're gonna do this, let me help. Now, Boog, play it cool.

If you're lucky, maybe we'll see a bird or something.

If you're really lucky, maybe it'll be dead.

Imbeciles.

Impressive moves, Boog. We should call you Dances With Werewolves.

In order to not viciously eviscerate my beloved friends...

In order to track the werewolf, we need to start at the first place it appeared.

In that case, any one of us could be the werewolf.

Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it...

Instead of disguising me as bait, why not use The See cret?

Instead of running away.

Into the hideous beast

Investigation, so follow my lead. Don't touch the evidence...

Is there a special dance or something?

Isn't it great how near death experiences make you feel so alive?

Isn't that kind of small for werewolf poop?

Isn't this where the Wailing Wampus Werewolf was last sighted?

It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.

It is a tableau of unfathomable depravity. Come on in.

It just comes with being a Wailing Wampus Werewolf whisperer.

It means I must become one with the poo.

It was a dark and stormy night.

It was just a bunch of vampire bats that feed off the blood...

It was none other than the Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

It'll be fine. Quick question. Is there a pilot on board?

It's a safe place you can lock yourself into to keep the werewolves out.

It's a See cret.

It's all about the body language. You've gotta have the right walk...

It's all about the performance.

It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.

It's got the intelligence of a man.

It's just a wiener dog scratching his back. Come on!

It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear o.

It's moving north.

It's not fake! It's not fake!

It's not stupid.

It's okay, McSquizzy. I'll handle this.

It's our key to finding the werewolf.

It's settled, then. Mr. Weenie is the werewolf.

It's spotless. No signs of a struggle.

It's that or the hunters.

It's working!

Its claws were long and sharp.

Its deadly fangs!

Its poo is like bread crumbs. But way different.

Joke's over. Come on out.

Jolene!

Jolene!

Jolene!

Juiciest tub of lard he can find.

Just close the door behind you.

Just like in rehearsal. Places, everyone. And action!

Just listen, dingdongs.

Just to be clear...

Just waiting to be friends. But not this werewolf. Oh, no.

Just when this day couldn't get any worse.

Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place.

Lap it up, granola buffs. Here's nature in all its gory.

Laugh it up, tick magnet. I'll be seeing you. Real soon.

Left handed, but bats righty. Swimmer's build.

Let go of my Dinkelman!

Let's check the transformation cam!

Let's get out of here!

Let's get you into that gulch.

Let's hide in one of those!

Let's huddle! Oh, man! Mr. Weenie's the werewolf!

Let's rehearse. I'll pretend to be male.

Let's stop and talk this over, you dirty rotten animals!

Let's take a short intermission. There's refreshments at the lake.

Lightning dance!

Like a stakeout? I love how I think.

Like this one. Bone voyage!

Like you know anything about getting a date.

Like, say, a bear or a deer.

Likes long walks in the moonlight. I can taste it. And also... Pistachios?

Listen, Elliot, I've had enough! This is too dangerous!

Listen, I didn't grow up in the woods. I lived in a cozy garage, remember?

Look at us. Walking around, not dead. High five. Or high three in my case.

Look, we just survived a plane crash. Maybe we should quit while...

Lookie! A werewolf pilot!

Lorraine! Now, you've gone too far.

Lucky for you, a little bird told me a new shipment of Woo Hoo bars...

Lupus homine

Make eye contact, but don't stare.

Make it stop!

Maybe I would appreciate near death more if I wasn't so hungry.

Maybe if I don't look at the full moon, I won't transform!

Maybe it dressed up like a man when it went into the office.

Maybe they went on a trip.

Maybe we should go help him.

Maybe we should lure the werewolf to us.

Maybe you're not.

Monster tracking equipment, monster tracking equipment.

Moose pucky!

More than ever.

Morons.

Movies! Two words! Lethal Weapon 2.

Mr. Shaw? Exactly how long have you been a nature guide?

Mr. Weenie is no more!

Mr. Weenie is on duty!

Mr. Weenie, please tell me that was your stomach.

Mr. Weenie, you're afraid of hot dog buns.

Mr. Weenie! Bad dog!

Mr. Weenie! Drop it! Sit. Stay. Heel!

Mr. Weenie? I brought you some Weiner Chow.

Mud slide dance!

My beloved owner Bobbie is gone.

My brothers.

My eyes are starting to pee.

My gut tells me that we'll find our werewolf in Dead Bear Gulch.

My hideous fangs, my irascible disposition?

My horn's stuck!

My main bear, Dinkelman. Actually, you're my main bear.

My mission to help you overcome...

My puppy dog eyes will burn blood red

My seat belt won't go all the way.

My slender wiener dog body

My snout will grow into a toothy snarl

Naturally.

Nice commercial, Ed!

Nice shooting, sheriff.

Nice try, Ian.

Nice werewolf, good werewolf.

Nice, Giselle.

Nightmare.

No more, no more

No one touches my Dinkelman.

No one was safe.

No problem. I can stay awake.

No way, eh. You're in a band?

No way! I say it and I see it. Rocks.

No way. Nothing good ever happens in a gulch. Especially not in that one.

No, Boog, face your fear. You look it in the eye and say, "I'm a grizzly bear!"

No, Elliot, I am not the werewolf.

No, it wasn't. I thought I was gonna die. I'm hyper ventilating.

No. It really smells more like 11 herbs and spices.

No. No, no, no.

Nope, nope, and nope.

Not bad. You got room for one more?

Not exactly a theme song moment, Mr. Weenie.

Not for a werewolf. It's poo. It's always poo. We've got to analyze this.

Not to recline so far back into my personal space?

Nothing is impossible if you believe in yourself.

Now here's the fun part: While we are hunting to extinction...

Now it's personal.

Now let's get back and warn the others about Shaw and the werewolf!

Now seems like the perfect time.

Now stand back while I investigate instead of running away.

Now that we're officially best friends, we should have our own theme song!

Now who's this here "Carte Blanch"?

Now, everyone keep your eyes peeled for the werewolf.

Now, if that don't get them busting down our door, nothing will.

Now, werewolves aren't like you and me.

Obviously he's having a werewolf dream of chasing...

Obviously none of you have ever been on a Wailing Wampus Werewolf...

Obviously the werewolf attacked Bobbie and Bob, then cleaned the RV.

Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot?

Of course this means you would have to feed me. And rub my belly.

Of course you're my friend.

Of living creatures. Everything's cool.

Oh, Beth, I'm so glad to see you! I knew you would never dump me in the woods!

Oh, Bobbie! Or Bob. How did it come to this?

Oh, Boog, I had the most wonderful dream! Me and you were dolphins.

Oh, boy, I've been waiting for this moment, don't you know?

Oh, Elliot is smart And Boog is all heart

Oh, Elliot. I don't know how you find the courage.

Oh, I've got evidence. Everybody here is in danger.

Oh, joyful day! My good luck has returned at last.

Oh, man! Why can't I follow my instincts instead of my nose?

Oh, man. Shaw's never gonna stop until he gets us all.

Oh, my apologies. I'm so weak from the hunger I could eat this rope.

Oh, no! Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess.

Oh, no! What have I done?

Oh, no.

Oh, right.

Oh, See cret. I could sure use your help right now.

Oh, Shaw. Good day, eh?

Oh, stewardess! Would you mind asking the bunnies...

Oh, what a cute camera.

Oh, yeah. Call me.

Oh, you poor deer.

Okay, break! How could I have missed the signs!

Okay, Ed and Edna. Let's put this thing in cruise control...

Okay, everybody.

Okay, is there a taxidermist on board?

Okay, so our adventures are messy, they're unpredictable, wild.

Okay, we got rid of our dead weight.

Okay! I know this is your first stakeout, so don't hesitate...

Okay! The meeting is called to order. Marcia, you have an announcement?

Okay.

Okay. All right. Time to turn in.

Okay. Although, I'm pretty sure there isn't a real werewolf...

Okay. Let's cool down for a second.

Okay. Open season is reopened.

Once I dramatically capture the werewolf, slap him around a little bit...

One thing's for sure: This werewolf wanted to devour me.

Only a buffoon in a horror movie investigates creepy sounds...

Only a complete imbecile would ever believe...

Only a monster would leave something like this behind.

Open season is open again.

Open season?

Or a queen!

Or he's a sleeping wiener dog.

Or maybe the Wailing Wampus Werewolf got them.

Or up, depending on where you start from, eh?

Our pilots have left the plane. This is bad, no?

Out of ammo. Time to get touchy feely!

Panic room, panic room, panic room!

Pee on anything. Boog.

Perhaps one of my scented doodie bags will do?

Permanently.

Please don't do anything.

Point is, I was safe.

Probably going half out of your mind.

Probably talking the ear off of some poor werewolf.

Props on the fake teeth. Very convincing.

Quick, blend in.

Quick, blend in.

Quiet. It's here.

Ready or not, here we come! Let's go mining for treasure.

Reilly, you're afraid of splinters.

Relax, everyone. Statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.

Reopen open season and let the tour guide hunt down the werewolf!

Right on Highway 7, next to the big tree.

Ruggedly handsome, maybe, but definitely not pretty.

Safe? We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes...

Sailor's knot. Oh, bad idea.

Save your curds. We're getting the band back together.

Say that three times fast.

Scary! And the vicious werewolf emerged from the dark...

See you in the morning, Boogster. Sweet dreams.

See? I told you!

See? Nothing to worry about. It's just Mr. Weenie starving.

Selfie! And post.

Serge, can you fly?

Serge, you're afraid of duct tape.

Settle down, everybody.

Shake that tail feather!

Shaw is a rather gifted artist, I must say.

Shaw? You mean there's no werewolf?

Shaw.

Shaw. Only the werewolf. You're not to touch anything else in that forest.

She's right. Boog, are you the werewolf?

Sheriff, you know what you have to do.

Shoot that ugly female werewolf!

Shut your curd holes!

Skeletons don't shake their hips like they're trying to get a date.

Slow down, Boog. Let me handle this.

Snorkeling. Parasailing. It'll be relaxing.

So hard to keep the riff raff out these days. Boog! Staring contest! Go!

So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things.

So I am the werewolf. Go figure!

So is Bob, who I get along with but I'm not as close to.

So let's recap.

So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place...

So that's not monster poo? That's your poo?

So the ladybug tries to eat me, see? But she can't.

So we can go over my big plan to track down this monster.

So we've only got two problems. Piece of cake!

So what's a panic room?

So where's your best friend Idiot? You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?

So you're afraid of ladybugs, too? Therapy.

So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?

So, everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The end!

Somebody would have said something.

Something bad has happened! Something really, really bad!

Something.

Sometimes I'm not in control of my faculties either.

Somewhere we can both safely hide.

Spotted it just outside of Dead Bear Gulch.

Stage fright, right? You should do what I do and imagine...

Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF.

Still with you.

Stop looking at my tushy. I can still taste the shame.

Such a ridiculous story about a werewolf.

Such teeny arms, how does he comb his hair?

Sure thing, sheriff. I will only shoot the werewolf.

Sure, the werewolf has fangs, Shaw has guns.

Sure, there's spooky mist.

Surprise, Mr. Weenie!

Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!

Sweetheart. Daddy's home. Wakey, wakey. Time to get up.

Take a gander, boys and girls. We've arrived at Dead Bear Gulch.

Take them away, boys!

Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wildlife, but I think...

Than the Wailing Wampus Werewolf. Hold me.

Thank you, Sheriff Gordy.

Thanks for the tip. Pine needle eyelashes.

Thanks to you, that was the scariest one I told all week.

Thanks, Boog. I can always count on you.

That comes through for us. Because that's how we roll.

That ever graced this earth.

That is a terrible analogy.

That is mine. This is my spot.

That leads who knows where is the best idea?

That reminds me of Bobbie.

That thing looks horrible!

That too. The point is, when the chips were down...

That was my stomach. Without Bobbie to feed me, I'm so very hungry.

That was not my stomach, but I am still starving.

That will render Mr. Weenie

That will render Mr. Weenie

That would have been nice to know.

That you'll end up a spinster living with two pet bobcats.

That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL.

That's gonna leave a mark.

That's gonna smart for a few days.

That's my cue.

That's strange. I hear the ocean. Funny how that happens every time.

That's the scariest thing I've ever seen!

That's the traditional werewolf interpretive dance...

That's too dangerous.

That's what Bobbie told me just before she was eaten by a werewolf.

That's what I was worried about.

That's where Bob and or Bobbie were eaten by the werewolf!

That's where it all began. In Dead Bear Gulch.

That's where we'll find our werewolf.

That's why I love you, Edna. You're good at reading maps!

That's why the werewolf will come for me first.

The audience are all in their underwear.

The bad news?

The bestest friends You've ever seen ie

The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. See you, Giselle.

The Boog I know wouldn't abandon his friend.

The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up!

The door is locked. Need Mr. Weenie to go in through the doggy door.

The end of the rope is the most delicious part!

The evil spirits! They're here!

The full moon is even fuller than last night's full moon.

The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch...

The horror! The food bowl is empty.

The lake is right over there.

The lava singed my eye lashes!

The odds were against us, and the pilots had left the building...

The power of The See cret. Still not used to it.

The right pose, and the right eyelash flutter.

The smell of pure evil.

The storm was electrical. No rain.

The transformation. It's on, baby.

The unihorn is right. That has to be it. There can be no other explanation.

The Wailing Wampus Werewolf is a different breed.

The Wailing Wampus Werewolf is notoriously tidy.

The Wailing Wampus Werewolf is real and ready to pounce.

The Wailing Wampus Werewolf! It's real! It's real! That was amazing!

The Wailing Wampus Werewolf. It's real. It's real.

The werewolf communicates through interpretive dance, and so can I.

The werewolf communicates through interpretive dance.

The werewolf has eaten poor Bobbie, or maybe Bob! That's all that is left.

The werewolf isn't leaving behind any clues because he knows I'm onto him.

The werewolf wants to destroy you, your family, your way of life.

The werewolf, open season stays open. And we're not quitters!

The werewolf!

The werewolf? Duck!

The werewolf's been eavesdropping.

The wiener dog is right. No offense, Boog, but it might be grisly.

The wiener dog makes. But we must stay alert.

Then plop in some curds, and viola! Poutine.

Then this beautiful seahorse appeared and we rode off into the sunset.

There goes the bravest and most handsomest muledeer...

There has been a misunderstanding. We can fly, just not a plane!

There really is a Wailing Wampus Werewolf in our wilderness.

There was no doubt about it, that werewolf meant business.

There was only one thing sharper than the werewolf's claws.

There's certain werewolf behavior that will clearly give away its location.

There's no such thing as werewolves.

There's no werewolf down there. That's crazy talk.

There's no werewolf. That's just a big fat lie you told to try to scare us.

There's plenty of wood. We could build one ASAP.

These stubby legs will grow into

These werewolf stories aren't actually true. Are they?

They needed a hero. And they were about to get one.

They're absolutely true.

They're coming!

They're right on our tails! Hold on!

They're shaped like little wiener dogs. Where could he be?

Think about it, Giselle. You never see Mr. Weenie and the werewolf together.

Think of the river rafting. The boogie boards!

This ain't over!

This dropped fifty seven... Wait.

This is a werewolf transformation cam! It will capture any transformation...

This is all your fault, Smelliot.

This is dumb. It'll never work. Walk. Pose.

This is gonna be easy! The werewolf is right there next to that "X".

This is gonna be the best party.

This is not Ian?

This is ridiculous.

This is the worst PTA meeting ever.

This is totally different! It's just you and me, and the stars...

This monster has got fury in its eye and hunger in its belly.

This place gives me the creeps!

This rope is good!

This silky coat

This unholy denizen from the very bowels of Hades...

Thought I recognized your work.

Thought you might not, sheriff, which is why I drew a detailed sketch.

Through the misty mist, upon two friends who were having a blast camping.

Timber! Rookies.

To ask me any questions. For instance...

To catch the monster, we've got to think like the monster.

To check on that noise. I want to make sure it isn't a scary monster.

To Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace Curds fit for a king

To help Boog overcome his fear.

To truly know the werewolf's whereabouts.

Tonight we complete our investigation.

Too bad, because we could use some.

Too fast for you! Guess who?

Too long. Ever since they declared open season illegal...

Traffic these days!

Trust me, Boog will be so petrified he'll forget he's scared.

Trying to help you get over your fear of the werewolf.

Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!

Unless you enjoy ripping lungs out of things. But hey, who am I to judge.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf Whisperer, Wailing Rumpus Rufleaf Rolips.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf, Wailing Wampus Werewolf!

Wait a minute. That's not Ian. That's the real werewolf. Run!

Wait a minute. You're actually afraid.

Wait for me!

Wait, you can't leave. What if I never see you again?

Wampus Wailing Walla Walla

Wampus Wailing...

Water, water, water! Need water now!

We better find out what.

We can make an exception. Take care of yourself, Boog.

We can take out a certain bear and deer, if you get my drift!

We can't go into town, the trail will expose us to the werewolf.

We could find him if we could just see the forest from above.

We did it! Shaw! See you, wouldn't want to be you.

We do.

We face the threat the same way we face headlights: Head on!

We faked the werewolf, but it's real!

We get to shoot a real live werewolf!

We got a pot full of poutine simmering in there.

We gotta find and capture that werewolf fast so they...

We gotta warn the others!

We just want to be your friend!

We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!

We need to observe him without him knowing.

We need to show him we don't either. Everybody dance now!

We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?

We took your advice and built a panic room.

We were at a See cret convention...

We will never live this down.

We won't hurt you, porcupine. We just want to ask you a few questions.

We'll blast everything that moves.

We'll take out that bloodthirsty, impossibly large and vicious...

We're ahead and, I don't know, build ourselves that panic room?

We're fighting for our forest! Remember, if we don't get rid of...

We're gonna scare the fear out of Boog.

We're gonna take some skunks and throw in some ducks...

We're having a bake sale to raise money to repaint the school bus.

We're not friends. Friends don't eat friends' poo.

We're not hiding. We're gonna catch this werewolf ourselves.

We're only going to town.

We're painting the town red!

We're safe now!

We're saved!

We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.

We've got a monster to hunt. And whatever else gets in our way.

We've got an appointment with some Woo Hoo bars in Timberline!

We've got it on the run.

We've got some news. I've got bad news and bad news.

We've got to stay awake. No matter what.

We've gotta take care of the werewolf to get rid of Shaw.

We've struck the mother lode.

Weeling Rimpless Roplips... I can't do it! I'm not as skilled as you.

Welcome to the scene of the crime.

Well, hello there, miss. Never seen you around these parts.

Well, if we can't bag a werewolf, a deer and a bear will do just fine!

Well, let's get those sandals flip flopping.

Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.

Well, that was a bust.

Well, we'll have to change our commercial, Ed.

Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip!

Well, you sure can paint a picture, Elliot. On that note...

Werewolf and then we'll go on that camping trip.

Werewolf footprints.

Werewolf, you've won this round.

Werewolves are notoriously small poopers.

What are they saying?

What are you guys doing?

What are you...? No!

What did I tell you, Boog? It's not so scary here.

What did I tell you? We beat it! Still scared?

What do you have in mind?

What do you mean "we"?

What do you want to hear first?

What does a werewolf need a backpack for?

What does that even mean?

What if...? Pine trees, pine trees, pine trees.

What in the bazookie are you doing?

What in the name of Uncle Sam's striped pajamas?

What makes Elliot so qualified?

What we could really use right now is equipment to track the monster.

What with Lyme disease and everything. No, guess I'm clean.

What would a man do?

What? How can you say that? They're totally true.

What... Who's he calling ugly?

What's that? A vampire bat! An extinct Tyrannosaurus Rex!

What's the bad news?

When have my dances ever caused a problem?

When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.

When you wet yourself, that really pushed it over the top.

Where are you going with this, Elliot?

Where are you going, you simple lass?

Where are you going? I don't see any evil...

Where hunters and werewolves can't get in.

Where to first?

Where'd you find that?

Which in Latin means "werewolf"

Which is why the werewolf will be hiding out there.

While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie...

Who can protect us?

Who puts a loop de loop in a lava mine?

Who tells a story in black and white anyways, you jug eared galoot!

Who will save my precious doodoo in a little plastic baggie now?

Why can't you just accept me for who I am?

Why did you come back for me?

Why does it smell like 11 herbs and spices?

Why?

Will all fall out And in its place a wolf y mane

With a clever monster corralling interpretive dance, of course, duh!

With lots of claws

With one convenient location!

With the full moon

With this "monster tracking equipment," we'll be able to...

Y'all know me. You know how I earn a living.

Yeah, Boog, this is when I really bring the scares home.

Yeah, but you'd think when it applied for a license...

Yeah, I don't think you should do this.

Yeah, you're the tour guide.

Yeah! And pickle relish. And mustard!

Yeah! With evil spirits.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that isn't a werewolf poo finder.

Yeah. Interpretive dance and talking. I can talk.

Yeah. We're not by the big tree no more.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I was trying to help you sell your story.

Yeah... But we're safe now.

Yep, I can hotwire this thing. Now do I cut the blue wire or the red wire?

Yep. It's the red wire.

Yep. The shortcut.

Yes, at last

Yes, at last!

Yes!

Yes. And that explanation is: it's blood.

You and me are going out! Open season is back on, babycakes!

You are getting away. We're going on that camping trip. Remember?

You boys have fun. I'm gonna find a cool dry place and call it a night.

You can count us in.

You can face anything now, including a werewolf.

You can never be too careful these days...

You can't bail on this trip. We've been planning it for three years.

You can't go camping by yourself!

You did it, Boog. You faced your fear.

You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.

You don't even look like a monster. You look like a deer covered in moss.

You don't have to. I've got this trusty werewolf poo finder.

You don't think I've got the chops to scare that bear?

You expect me to relax when a werewolf is after me?

You have nothing to worry about.

You have to stop dancing.

You hear that? The werewolf is out there! He's hiding in Dead Bear Gulch!

You know how any of this stuff works?

You know, "say it and see it." When Bob says, "It's Mr. Weenie's birthday."

You know, I've been thinking.

You know, maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.

You know, me and some friends are building a romantic panic room...

You know, you're always welcome to come back home.

You look exactly like a female Wailing Wampus Werewolf. Give us a spin.

You mean besides this massive head wound?

You mean like this?

You mean that was not an act?

You mean think like a man?

You moron. This isn't life size. This thing is huge!

You never see the werewolf and anyone together.

You said it's got the intelligence of a man.

You see, even Giselle is afraid. But I've got a brilliant plan.

You tried your best, Elliot, but maybe you're in over your head.

You tried your best, Elliot, but maybe you're in over your head.

You were asleep two seconds and you dreamed all that?

You were saying?

You wouldn't happen to have a burrito on you?

You'll be fine. You're the fattest animal in the forest.

You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster...

You're just in time, lad.

You're really not helping.

You're saying the poo that's in Elliot's mouth right now is your poo.

You're supposed to be my best friend.

You're Swiss? Well, hola!

You've gotta let me go out there armed to catch this thing.

You've made the right decision.

You've never even seen this so called werewolf.

Your fear of the werewolf and ladybugs.

Your loss. Time for the maestro to work his magic.

Your roar worked. The shadows are gone. Now's our chance. Hurry!

Your shoe's untied! Come on, teddy bear! Free shot!

Your story's a sack of wee jobbies, you daft tube!

Am not. Am too, am too, am too, am too.

Am not. Am too.

And then you roar! Roar?

And where is that? Dead Bear Gulch!

Another werewolf move? No.

Are you with me? I'm with you.

Bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Big plan? Should we be taking notes?

Boog, we're waiting. I don't feel comfortable coming out.

Boog. Wait! I'm done with him!

But of course. Right this way, please.

Check. So we don't have any clues.

Come on in. Take a load off.

Come out, come out wherever you are. Sounds good to me.

Dinkelman! Dagnabbit!

Don't look at me. You can learn a lot...

Don't strain yourself. Boog, make me attracted to you.

Elliot and Boog. And Mr. Weenie!

Elliot? Yeah, Boog?

Elliot's in trouble! What are we gonna do, Boog?

Excellent! Maybe there's parachutes in the back.

Fifty six minutes ago. He's good.

Good point. For once, Giselle, you're right.

Got it. Be ready for anything.

Have I ever let anything happen to you? Yes.

He accidentally ate McSquizzy's poo. Yeah, who hasn't?

He's not gonna turn that thing on, is he? Probably.

He's sleeping. A clever werewolf ploy.

Hey, guys. Hey, Ian. Hey, Giselle.

Hey! Let's tell a scary story. Really?

I am in. Me too.

I could smell its smelly breath. I bet it smelled awful.

I don't know what to do! Elliot! You know what to do.

I guess he's in deep doodoo. Sure is.

I think he means us no harm. Whatever.

I was way off. Why didn't you just say that?

I won't blast you! But we'll be moving!

I'm allergic to hornets! Washcloth?

I'm out of here! Hold on. Be brave. We can beat it.

I'm pretty scared here! I wouldn't exactly call you "pretty."

I'm ready. Eyeballs must be open at all times.

I've heard it's haunted. Me too.

If I win the bet, we get eaten! Deal.

Is it the werewolf? Worse!

Is there any good news? Yes. I'm on the case.

It involves all of us. Here we go.

It's a chin. See how I rub it. Mine is a snout.

It's an amalgagee. Analogy.

It's in cahoots with the deer. What is this world coming to?

It's the werewolf! It's not a legend. Give me my gun!

It's the window to the soul. The eyes are the window to the soul.

Jolene. Jolene.

Just one more time. No.

Makes sense. Keep still.

Maybe? Instead of going after the werewolf...

McSquizzy fears nothing! See what I mean?

Me too! Excellent.

Mr. Weenie! What are you doing out here?

No thank you. At least we're safe!

No, no, no. If I win the bet, we go camping.

No! A chupacabra?

No! Giselle?

No! Vampire?

No. Maybe we should build that panic room...

No. Me neither. I was hoping you knew.

Nope. He's genuinely terrified. Your stories aren't even true.

Not if we take the shortcut. Shortcut?

Not pleasantly. Mr. Weenie is excited to see us.

Not that hard to do. Thank you, Giselle.

Now can we go on that camping trip? No way!

Nuts? Got any wood?

Oh, come on. Chin up, guys! We don't have chins.

Oh, goodie. Someone is coming.

Oh, no! With a camera.

Oh, yeah, you're good. We could use Jolene's help.

Okay, Serge, take over. Take over?

Open season is open again. Shaw is back in action.

Plenty of free parking! So come on down.

Restrategize. Sorry, I don't parlez vous French.

Say it and you see it. I know!

Someone's jacking my plane! Who's Jack?

Sure we do. Right here. That's a muzzle.

Take who by surprise? The werewolf!

Tell them! I was pausing for dramatic effect.

Thanks for standing up for me. Friends don't abandon friends.

That doesn't even make sense. Words can hurt, you know, tubby?

That was fast! The power of advertising!

That went well. Nah, Shaw's up to something.

That's three slashes. Aye.

The old lava mine? Who mines for lava?

The werewolf, eh? I'll check.

Then after that, can we go camping? No, Elliot.

Through Dead Bear Gulch? Is there a problem?

To keep his pilot license in. No!

Wanna bet? Great idea. I'll summon the werewolf.

we could keep in the panic room? Sure thing.

Well, that looks nice. Yeah, we're going over there.

What happened? I woke up in the RV...

What is your stance on neutering? You or me?

What? I brought some friends.

What? You're good.

What's not fake? The werewolf!

What's that? I'm sorry.

What's these guys' deal, anyway? Yeah. What do they have against us?

Where it poos. What does poo have to do with this?

Why are you on top? Because I'm taller.

Why you gotta be like that? Well, this stinks.

Why? Why?

Wolfie, wolfie. Where's wolfie? I don't want any part of this.

Yeah! You said that... Forget what I said! Canadians.

Yeah! You said you could fly. My apologies.

Yes, I am. I knew it!

Yes! But you can't!

You didn't find any clues at the RV? Check.

You mean it was fake before? No. It wasn't fake before.

You mean like us? How can we hunt if we can't move?

You mean you want me to... Reopen open season.

You're a crack pilot! Is this what they call a bum steer?

You're disgusting. Let's go!

You're surprisingly cute. More importantly...

You're weird, Elliot. Weird like a fox.

...anything like this. You wanted evidence. Behold.

"I'm Boog and I'm a brave bear."

"It'll never work."