A mall in December!
A rigged sporting event.
A smaller forehead?
A world where we're all animals?
Aah!
Aah!
About this tall and this tall?
Actually, I've never felt better!
Ah, almost got me!
Ah, well, that was fun while it lasted.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Uh... Hmm?
All right, all right. I'm still a demon, you know.
All right, teamwork's great and all, but we gots to save Raven.
All right, what's really going on here?
All that's left will be demon.
All the better.
All we have to do to get it back is break Hexagon's gem.
Almost there.
Am the out numbered.
And a gentleman must keep to his schedule...
And a good leader and people listen to you and you have normal sized hands...
And allows me to determine which is the greatest version of every hero...
And also, ditch Starfire, the alien, and whatever Robin is, uh, wombat?
And because I was destroyed by the power of a Raven,
And can see everything, like when you're sleeping or or awake...
And consume your human side, entirely.
And don't be in my mirror.
And each one is different!
And fix the crack in your gem.
And have, I assume, very serious PG 13 adventures.
And how do we cause it to cease?
And I have been getting the tips for the feeding of the Silkie.
And now you've allowed the Titans to return to this Earth!
And once a gem cracked, it became the perfect opportunity.
And Starfire can be Star fish fire!
And such big hands.
And the Trigons are on the loose with the Worlogog.
And then, using this Worlogog, we will conquer the Multiverse together.
And there is nothing you little "heroes" can do to stop me!
And there's nothing you can do to stop us!
And they have an even more handsome Robin!
And together we'll show the Multiverse that Trigon is not to be trifled with.
And victory will be yours.
And we have a lock on our Earth. We can take us to the Ravens.
And we're really getting in sync, yo! Watch this.
And whatever Robin is. I believe, a wombat.
And you also have the tiny baby hands.
And you know the best part of a Multiverse imperiling superhero crossover event?
And you'll be all, "Curse that other Cyborg!
And, boy, did she ever level up!
Another plan? We're already three plans deep.
Antelope!
Are you guys coming or...
Argh!
Argh!
As much as will fit in my nine stomachs.
As smart and tall as he is.
At last...
Aw, don't ask him, now he's gonna explain it.
Aw, I can't squash this little guy.
Aw, I wouldn't say "can't," you're just not as good as I am.
Aw, man, he makes good plans.
Aw, man, I thought we ditched them!
Aw, man, look at that guy!
Aw, nuts.
Aw, shucks, close enough.
Aw, we just can't lose these fools!
Awesome!
Awesome.
Because I have twice the power I once possessed.
Because of an explanation, which I, I have.
Because Robin...
Because...
Being bigger and more awesome is great!
Beloved by all!
Bet it's going to open a portal.
Big Triggy here will regain all his power.
Bleh.
Boom!
Boom! Now you gots a whale in yo face, fool.
Boom! Toast mode unlocked.
Booyah!
Both teams will square off in an all out rumble.
Brakes.
Breathe it in, team, that's the smell of our Earth.
Brooding heroically is how I think of plans, too. Ha ha, I'll join you.
But always there is the betrayal. It is the complicated.
But going where?
But I digress, Titans, go!
But I have to think of a way to get the Raven's back to safety.
But I must be going.
But I promise, no more gems, no more safes.
But I think they're actually the jerk versions of us?
But maybe... Maybe it's because I never got to know you.
But no!
But no.
But not this time.
But now that it's cracked your demon can escape.
But now you're up against all of us!
But on another Earth we might be villains,
But Raven defeated him, he was destroyed.
But right now we have bigger problems.
But thanks. I super appreciate the offer.
But then who is?
But there are actually Infinite Earths...
But was actually...
But we don't know where they went and have no way of following them.
But what is coming out of the portal?
But when it turns out he's a bust, don't worry, I'll bail us out.
But with several more years training and, assuming you reach a normal height...
But you had to be a hero and hang out with your friends.
But you haven't yet heard my offer.
But you're also a good superhero, in your own weird way.
But your demon side is still you. It can be used for good.
But, I don't want to... Why can't you eat me?
But, Robin... You don't understand.
But, sweetie, I came to congratulate you, your gem is cracking.
But...
But... Oh, no!
Call me the Master of Games...
Called it.
Can't you back up your leader this one time?
Classic.
Combo.
Come on, let's take that ferry to the tower.
Come on, sweetie, so he can be fully returned to existence. You don't mind? Hmm, do you?
Come on, Titans! Raven needs help with the tug of the war!
Come on, we are almost there.
Considering that the fake Master of Games was using it as a looking glass to find us all,
Cool!
Copy that.
Copy.
Could you stop that?
Cut it out.
Cyborg cycle, activate alpha maneuver 42 delta!
Cyborg, now!
Cyborg, save the baby versions of us.
Cyborg, we have to get to the Master of Games.
Dad?
Daughter, you cannot defy me!
Despite the differences, our teams must work together.
Did any of you dummies feel... That's new.
Did you think we were just yelling random gibberish in battle?
Do it, Raven! Finish him off!
Do what?
Don't even think about it.
Don't fight it, fight it.
Don't give into him, Raven, stay strong.
Don't go too hard on those baby versions of us.
Don't just stand there, get the sleigh!
Don't make me second guess this.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't tell me what to do.
Don't we have any way of shooting back?
Don't worry, we'll show them how it's done.
Don't worry.
Don't you guys ever just, you know, kick it?
Don'ts I know it.
Easy for me!
Eh, almost...
Eh, I dunno about that guy. I know he says he's coming up with a plan,
End him!
Enough of this foolishness!
Enough of this!
Enough!
Eventually...
Every time you Titans travel to the North Pole, you get the best of me.
Everybody hop on! We're outta here!
Everybody, hold on!
Everyone okay?
Everyone who counts, I mean.
Except for one thing...
Except worse! Because you try to be serious. You just failin' at it!
Face your challenges.
Feed me...
Fight!
Final Round! Round Robin!
Find a frequency for these crystal cages that will shatter them.
Find them!
Fine, but just this once.
Fine, I'll get on it.
First you resurrect me minus a leg, then you let the Ravens get away,
For real? You got like a weapon or something?
For what?
Friend Raven, if you are having the trouble with your powers,
Garbage.
Geez Louise...
Get him!
Get the other Trigon!
Give me the rest of your demon or the other me will destroy her.
Give me your demon!
Give us what we want and no one will get hurt.
Glitter bomb!
Glorious!
Go away!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Golly gee!
Good job saving the Multiverse, everyone.
Goodbye, Protein Titans! You were as beautiful as I hoped you'd be!
Goodbye, sister from the other Earth.
Goodness.
Goofy Titans, is that the Trigon of your Earth?
Gross.
Guard!
Guess what I'm gonna change into...
Guys, something's really wrong with Raven.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha, sick!
Ha ha! What a stunning turn of events.
Ha, nice try!
Ha! Titans! I have a plan.
Ha. Thanks, handsome.
Hand it over, Santa! There doesn't need to be any trouble.
Hand over all the money in your register?
Handsome devil."
Hasn't we seen them before?
Have fun being losers, losers!
Have it your way.
He didn't seem to care what happened until it involved her.
He is the much better looking.
He shoots, he scores!
He's gone. Let's keep moving.
He's got some great programs.
He's helping that old lady cross the street?
He's leveling up.
He's not so bad. Huh?
He's right.
Hello, creepy dark inner consciousness.
Hello, sweetie.
Her dad consumed my dad's power.
Her gem.
Here, we're heroes!
Hexagon!
Hey, foul, dude. You put me together wrong.
Hey, look! Actual baby Titans! With little baby hands and everything.
Hey, shouldn't we be taking that with us?
Hey, what did we say?
Hey!
Hi, there.
Higher, higher.
His what?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Where am I?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ho ho, there it is.
Ho, ho, ho... What took you so long?
Hold up! When we gets there, how's we gonna fight two Trigons?
Hoo ya!
How could you be so careless? So unfathomably stupid?
How could you do this to me?
How do you get your hair to blow in the wind like that?
How much of the Earth food do you consume?
How the original.
How would you expect me to remain in peak physical form,
Huh, very good.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh. Was that... Santa Claus?
Hurry. Before there are more of the elves.
I alone am already feared.
I always knew you Titans would come for the Worlogog one day,
I always wanna do piranha, but one piranha is pretty pointless.
I am Hexagon, destroyer of universes!
I am Hexagon! I will not be foiled by the likes of you.
I am immortal. I am forever, I...
I am still weak and your prattle irritates me.
I am the conflicted.
I am the Gentleman Ghost.
I am the same!
I am the victorious.
I am Trigon no longer.
I am Trigon the terrible, the lord of madness.
I definitely could.
I did not like that.
I didn't even know you could do that.
I do not get parched.
I do not know this word "peak." It means the soft or mushy?
I do.
I don't know how to create a portal!
I don't know, but we better find out quick.
I don't know, how do you like this?
I don't know, isn't this a little suspici...
I don't really feel like fighting you guys, so I'm just gonna go.
I don't think there's an answer there that you're gonna like.
I don't think we're going to need that.
I don't understand.
I feel great! And you've never looked so handsome.
I feel... I feel...
I got it!
I gotta say, not psyched about this fight.
I guess I did think that, yes.
I guess we're stuck here for a while.
I have other robbery appointments today,
I have traveled throughout the Multiverse in search of one thing!
I just have to think for a second.
I just wanted you to know that.
I just won't use my powers, then.
I knew it! I knew it! Goggles on top hats! Ha ha!
I know who to call. See ya around.
I know, I just... I wouldn't mind being rid of my demon side either.
I love when they do that.
I love you so much!
I mean, this is your team's fault.
I need her.
I really thought I'd defeated my Trigon.
I really wish you wouldn't.
I see him.
I think he vestake whooshe plinthor shlebdak roothas minnerlip brusselop.
I think I know who's behind this.
I think that's a yes.
I think we're back on Earth, heh heh.
I think... walking is... fun.
I thought the garbage smell was intentional.
I tried to take over the Multiverse with myself...
I want to shoot the giant gun.
I was told this was the escalator out of here.
I will be borrowing your friend for a spell.
I will finally destroy you.
I would like to second the that.
I... like it... even.
I'd rather give them up, than give them to you.
I'll be out of your hair forever and your powers will be mine to use.
I'll figure out a way to find the Ravens and get them back.
I'm a super genius tactician with good looks to match.
I'm an actual butt head.
I'm glad you asked.
I'm half human, aren't I?
I'm just so happy!
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not really a goodbye person.
I'm not sure I've ever done this much walking. Not a fan.
I'm not the best people person,
I'm out.
I'm trying to move the straw, but you're moving to where the straw used to be.
I'm trying to move the straw, but you're moving to where the straw...
I'm very confused.
I'm... thinking. Trying to come up with a plan.
I've come a long way from my days at the circus,
I've dealt with worse.
I've had about enough of you.
I've learned to calm my powers by focusing on the things that tether me to my humanity.
I've never used a Worlogog before.
I've trained my whole life for this moment and I can't let them down.
I've tried to take over the universe with my daughter...
If these readings are correct,
If you care for my daughter then you have a choice.
If you insist on interrupting my training?
If you say so.
If you want something done right...
If your dad ever comes back and you need someone to help beat him up...
Impossible.
Impressive.
Is it working?
Is no one on my side?
Is this a joke?
Is this good or bad?
Is this some sort of cheat code?
It does not matter whose reason was more grebbler necky.
It feels like you're really attached to the two butts, guy. That's fine, just go with it.
It is always the more jerks.
It is hard being the only Tamaranian on a team of all humans.
It is the fun to say, it makes your mouth feel the seasick.
It is the menacing and the sparkly.
It seems you brutish attacks are useless against my genteel form.
It would happen, but it's not like the two butts was the selling point!
It's been... weird.
It's just me.
It's just you guys now, time to go home.
It's like all you cared about was winning.
It's not like we can't defeat them, there's two of us.
It's not so bad...
It's pretty hot down here, I know I'm parched.
It's Raven. I think.
It's so simple!
It's that there won't be another one for at least a year.
It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
It's the Raven mamas.
It's the Teen Titans.
It's them! The Protein Titans!
It's your humanity.
Just a matter of time.
Just give me that thing!
Just once I'd love to feel... normal.
Just what we need to kick us up a notch.
Just zap it or something!
Keep moving, I think I see light up ahead.
Kinda smells like...
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first elimination.
Larger!
Leader? That doesn't sound right.
Leadership... Hero!
Leave her alone. Both of you!
Let her go.
Let me out.
Let the tournament begin!
Let us give the other Robin a chance to come up with a plan.
Let's all level up!
Let's be done shaking hands now.
Let's give it a shot.
Let's prove we are the best Titans in the Multiverse.
Leveled up!
Like this rock streaking towards me. It's beautiful...
Like, compared to him, you're a silly little joke man, like me!
Lion's tail!
Look around you.
Look at him.
Look at those guys.
Look, I don't know what to call you.
Look, the Trigons took our friends
Look!
Looks like our shorter Titans are running short on contestants.
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser.
Loser.
Man, don't just try it, like...
Me and my dude are going over the data he got from that crystal doohickey.
Me and my very serious Teen Titans have to go back to our very serious world.
Me...
Meanwhile, over the depths of the Atlantic the titans face... Oh, my stars!
Meh.
Mmm!
Mmm.
More jerks.
More on that later, you okay, Mama?
Mostly.
Move!
Mrs. Claus?
My mouth won't animate that big.
My my eye!
My wife. And you don't want to get on her bad side.
My Worlogog!
Naughty!
Never mind.
Next.
Nice job, Raven!
No "kinda" about that.
No can do!
No, check it out, you can tell by how tall they are.
No, I I just meant, between the two of us we would be even more...
No, I mean, yes... It was intentional in the sense that I knew
No, I'll just procure the money and, umph...
No, no, no!
No, not like the shape. Like me, Hexagon!
No, she can't do that, she has to fight, or at least eliminate two more of you.
No, thanks.
No, those don't exist.
No!
No! It's mine! You never wanted it anyway!
No! No! Get off Me! Ah! No!
No.
No... This is closer, but I don't think we're...
Not a chance.
Not all the time. Just for holiday specials.
Not gonna happen, get out of here.
Not happening.
Not happening.
Not yet, we've got a few stops to make first.
Now that's more like it!
Now the tower is firing a laser into the sky.
Now we're talking.
Now, go get our couch.
Now, look at your short self, three heads, tops.
Now, release to me your power, small demon child.
Now!
Number one, we've got to figure out what to call each other.
Number two, you can't just order me around.
Nuts, I thought that was gonna work.
Of course I do! I have doubled my entire being so...
Of course I'm fighting me!
Of course that's what we cared about.
Of course! It is the obvious!
Oh, and, uh, bye!
Oh, bother, it looks like you got me.
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on! Is there anything you do that's not horrible?
Oh, excuse me, pardon me, coming through.
Oh, heavens, no.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I know, it's because everything from your world is just a pea brained,
Oh, I will miss the you.
Oh, I'm just a friend, ha ha.
Oh, man, the Ghost stole the money and Robin.
Oh, man.
Oh, my.
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, so you are the Starfire of your Earth.
Oh, won't they?
Oh, wow. Yay. We are all besties now.
Oh, yeah, with goggles on the top hats!
Oh, yeah? Then I guess I can't do this!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes! The battle.
Oh, you think you're so great because you're tall and serious
Oh, you're back.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! I love when they do that!
Oh?
Okay, maybe rough them up a little.
Okay, now we lost 'em.
Okay. So, I'd be Cy bunny, who's a bunny, who's also half robot.
On your Earth, do you have a Silkie?
Once her demon is fully drained,
Once we get back to my tower, we can figure out how to contact the Titans
One of my utters!
One, two, three, four, we declare the thumb war.
Only a Raven's power can bring me back.
Only an imbecile wouldn't realize that this is where you were headed.
Ooh, I am the best at kicking.
Ooh, I get it.
Ooh, is it the Mermaid Titans?
Ooh, my specialty.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, let's all be piranha!
Ooh, that's a better reason than ours.
Ooh, that's right.
Ooh! Is there an Earth where we're all mermaids?
Ooh... I'm feeling pretty great without it.
Oomph!
Or a steam punk Earth, where we all wear goggles and top hats?
Or demon person, for that matter.
Or maybe I should just let them?
Or medieval knights!
Or robots,
Other Trigon, to me.
Other way around, pal.
Ouch.
Ow, stop that!
Ow!
Ow! That hurts a little.
Oy...
Pardon me.
Perfect.
Perhaps our point will make more sense through the singing of the songs.
Phew! Ugh, I feel so much better, ha ha ha.
Pitiful maggots of Earth!
Place it to my lips.
Plan? We're going...
Point is, more tall means more serious.
Polite language does not excuse the doing of the crime.
Possession is nine tenths of the law, after all.
Prepare to be obliterated by Darkseid and the Armies of Apokolips!
Pretty obvious, in hindsight. Ha ha, eh, big guy?
Prove that you're just as good as they are?
Pull!
Quiet, quiet, everyone listen to the handsome Robin.
R Raven?
Raven, calm down before you lose control of yourself.
Raven, we have to get your demon back.
Raven, what's the situation?
Raven, you have to snap out of this! We need you!
Raven!
Raven?
Raven?
Raven.
Ready... aim... booyah!
Really, dude?
Really? We joined because he told us if we didn't he'd destroy our whole planet.
Reckzar!
Reindeer!
Remember how worried you were that your demon powers might hurt your friends?
Remember, we have to play along with this to save our Earth.
Right, my guys?
Robin 1.
Robin 2.
Robin, it's not like it's real training.
Robin, you are not the Nightwing.
Robin?
Robin's plans are the best!
Same side! We're both green! Ah!
Same.
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus. He's right there.
Say hello to the Teen Titans of Infinite Earths.
Screen time.
Screen time.
See right there, even that word...
See, I thought you were the cool serious one, but that dude is the cool serious one.
See! Those are the little, pants wetting baby Titans, not us.
See? Ha ha!
See? He's like five heads tall.
See? I can manage without powers.
She's a real lump of coal, she is.
She's alive, but all her powers have been drained.
Shoots, you could eat all of them.
Silence!
Silence!
Sleep.
So did we level up? I don't feel any different.
So I don't think you'd understand.
So it's agreed, these be the real serious Titans.
So now, I am taking over the Multiverse without you.
So tall...
So they really weren't joking.
So we're setting a course for home?
So, if everything on this Earth is a copy of ours...
So, if you could fly again, but you'd become an evil demon,
So, since I'm not gonna use my powers,
So, we need a dude who can be everywhere at once...
So, what's it gonna be?
So, you intentionally gave yourself the two butts?
Soda!
Soda...
Some sort of wormhole that connects to each of them through these portals.
Some team.
Something is breaking into our universe from another Earth!
Sometimes we team up with Santa.
Sorry, I lost it there for a second.
Sorry, Raven, there's no room for quitters in this game.
Speak for yourself, little me.
Splendid, now I must run.
Squashed down, bobbleheaded version of ours!
Star, yous gotta do something!
Staying sharp.
Still a no.
Stop, now, le...
Stop, now, stop.
Stop, that is exceedingly annoying!
Stronger, faster, better...
Surprised?
Ta ta, children.
Tall Robin is, um, talking sense to me.
Tamaranian battle formation Gleebrex!
Team meeting.
Thanks! I also have a waffle maker in here somewhere, but it never came up.
That can't be good.
That gem on your forehead is what contains your inner demon.
That is extremely true.
That is not awesome, it's bad.
That many Ravens you'd be like... a Mega Raven!
That means let's make a portal.
That remains to be seen.
That was... awesome!
That wasn't so bad.
That way they can't siphon your demon powers away.
That would probably be true,
That's because we didn't, Beast Boy.
That's how we do it on Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.
That's how we do.
That's how's he goes to every house on Earth in just one night!
That's it!
That's it!
That's my line.
That's my Worlogog! Gimme. Gimme!
That's not even funny!
That's right, that's a good cyborg.
That's right, the wavelengths match our frequency, not theirs.
That's right! Let's do this thing.
That's right.
That's right.
That's two to zero.
That's what's up!
That's why we joined the tournament.
The big jerk and the little flying jerks are building a giant tower.
The greatest version of every hero.
The important thing is it's all over.
The important thing is participation and the good sportsmanship.
The important thing is we need Raven to turn this around.
The laser's opening a portal over the city.
The Master of Games obviously cannot be trusted.
The more you use your powers, the more the crack will widen.
The Multiverse will tremble at the name of...
The other Trigon?
The Ravens have escaped, haven't they?
The tall ones! Not the short ones!
The Teen Titans!
The Trigons used the Worlogog to transport us to this Earth. But it came from our Earth.
The what?
The whole Multiverse is counting on me.
The whole team, no,
Their Robin is so handsome.
Them?
Then could that be...
Then I'll figure out a way...
Then my Trigon will fade out of existence and your Trigon will be... well, your Trigon.
Then there must be a Worlogog here, too.
Then we both can have something we've always wanted.
Then you better surrender, because we can be annoying all day.
Then, you know what's happening to me?
There are no downsides to a cool robot body.
There's basically zero percent chance an Earth like that exists, bro.
There's no time to plan. We just gotta... "go." Give me the Worlogog.
There's only one adversary you can face.
They took out the treehouse!
They're all demons, it don't work like that for us.
They're cold because of the North Pole! Get it?
They're the serious versions of us.
They've turned Ray! Both of them!
This adventure was never about me leveling up, it was about Raven.
This has been the very droll.
This infant body is too weak.
This is all just a silly game to you guys, isn't it?
This is kind of annoyingly literal.
This is my Earth. Come on, we'll have to walk.
This is perfect!
This is the price of leadership. The cost of being a hero...
This is the unfortunate bending of events.
This is the Worlogog.
This is weird, right?
This is weird, right?
This looks like the end.
This looks like their Earth I bet. Ya know, 'cause it's all drab.
This marvelous artifact shows me every possibility.
This one time, he gave me a puppy for a hand, which seems awesome,
This thing's got one thing that old sleigh of theirs doesn't.
This tournament must be a trap of some kind.
Those all sound like words.
Through combat...
Throw your opponents out of the ring
Tiger claw!
Time has no meaning to Trigon.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Time to save the day.
Titans of Infinite Earths, time to hit the road!
Titans of Infinite Earths!
Titans, attack pattern alpha four!
Titans, go!
Titans, go!
Titans, go! Back to our Earth!
Titans, take him down!
To my arena.
To pad out. What?
To pad out. What?
Toast mode!
Too easy.
Too many butt jokes.
Trapped between worlds,
Trigon?
Triple move!
Tripod.
Try it, try it.
Try it.
Try it...
Ugh, okay. Thanks for nothing.
Ugh, what?