Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Edit

A crime alert?

A movie?

A movie.

A mysterious figure breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs.

A new hero will light up the night.

A Robin movie? All about me?

A Robin movie.

Act it? Huh, I've lived it.

Ah, morons.

Alfred The Movie.

All about you.

All cracking skulls and putting fools up in the hospital.

All right, all right. Then who are you?

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right. Quiet on the set.

Almost got it.

Always cracking your jokes.

An ordinary pencil made of rigid wood and graphite.

An ordinary, opposable thumb connected by flesh, tendons, and muscles.

And action!

And as considerate moviegoers,

And cut! That was perfect.

And everyone will be mine to control.

And expanding on that thought...

And gorgeous hair

And having to be on one of those awful dance reality TV shows!

And I know I said we were holding each other back,

And I promise not to keep you in mind for future projects.

And I threw that all away.

And I'd be playing professional football.

And I'd have to enslave entire dimensions with my evil dad.

And I'm about to thoroughly enjoy

And I'm serious, because it doesn't look great.

And I'm sure we'll work together again in the future, definitely not.

And if I tell them to pick me up from the airport on short notice,

And if we just, like, download it, it would be a lot easier than if you stream it.

And it would blow your mind

And it's time they make one about me.

And just have fun with it. Follow your instincts.

And magic!

And once they've watched your entire movie,

And saved the world.

And stop those tragic events from taking place.

And that's what makes you a real hero.

And the corn of popping.

And the Flash has the Rainbow Raider!

And the show must go on!

And the superhero movies are part of his plot to take over the world.

And the sweet kung fu moves. Hoo hah!

And the swords.

And then... Bam ba ba ba!

And there are no more superheroes.

And they had that food?

And this is not an ordinary dude.

And tiny, little baby hands.

And we promise from now on, we'll behave ourselves.

And we'll start fresh tomorrow.

And what's your point?

And while those dum dums were distracted filming,

And with the help of my fully operational DOOMSDAY Device...

And you four, it was so nice to meet you, but not really.

And you know it's super

And you know it's super

And you know it's super

And, oh, man, what is that on your shirt right there?

Anybody up for some shenanigans?

Anyway, it doesn't matter!

Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta ta!

Anyway, what I was saying was...

Anywhere, anytime, all the time.

Archnemesis? Really? You mean it?

Are we not the real heroes?

Are you feeling down?

Are you ready?

Art, art, art, art!

As long as your team doesn't get into any more shenanigans.

At all.

Aw, man. Forget those fools.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Baby hands!

Baby hands!

Balloon Man!

Batman! Batman!

Batmobile The Movie.

Beast Boy I can turn straight up into an animal

Beast Boy I can turn straight up into an animal

Beast Boy, what are you talking about?

Beast Boy!

Because he has explosive diarrhea.

Because no one can withstand my powers of

Because they're watching a movie.

Because we were a team.

Because you are going to be a big Hollywood star.

Because your friends are too important to you.

Before the Robin, we were all alone.

Behold, Titans!

Behold...

Believe me, I did not want to do this.

Besides, how could you be my archnemesis when you've already lost?

Big, mean, hairy adversary

Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs

Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs

Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten now

Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten now

Booyah, booyah Go my cannon blaster

Booyah, booyah Go my cannon blaster

Booyah!

Booyah!

Booyah!

Booyah! We're transmitting.

Bow staff hittin' steady Doin' my thang

Bow staff hittin' steady Doin' my thang

Bro, is you for reals gonna ditch us?

But are they still making superhero movies?

But he brought us together to be the team.

But he insisted that tonight was too important

But he still had them baby hands, yo.

But he still had them baby hands, yo.

But how can we get past the Superman?

But how can you even begin to explain this?

But I am deeply touched by what you've just done here.

But I know you would never do it

But I need to say my important takeaway message

But I was wrong.

But I would make a Robin movie.

But it's all gonna be okay

But it's not diarrhea.

But not to worry

But one way or another, we're destroying that device.

But thanks so much for coming in.

But that's where the Challengers of the Unknown are sitting.

But then he grew up and he wasn't a baby no more.

But they're all too busy with their fabulous lives.

But this is not that type of movie. To the credits!

But trust me, it's going to revolutionize the movie industry.

But we gotta get to Batman's movie premiere.

But we have no choice. The crystals are not harmonized.

But we were already real heroes.

But we're superheroes.

But what you're about to witness

But when there's crime happening,

But why don't they take us seriously?

But you guys are jokes. You can't take anything seriously!

But, Robin, we have done all of this for you.

By exploiting your other weakness.

By making fun of me?

By now you're feeling

By the way, he should be saying that he's not me, okay?

Ca caw!

Ca caw!

Ca caw!

Can a solid pencil do this?

Can't get a clean shot!

Challengers, I believe we may have missed the motion picture.

Challengers, we seem to be drifting in a void of complete darkness.

Challengers, we're free!

Challengers, we're saved!

Charging Ditronium Crystal.

Check it Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Check it Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Check it out

Check it out Check, check it out

Check out my kitten meow

Check this out

Close, but no.

Code accepted.

Come check this out

Come on, Robin, let's take this fool out.

Come on!

Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage must be around here somewhere.

Coming broom.

Coming next summer.

Coming next, next summer.

Coming this summer.

Coming up is the part that is the best.

Coming vroom.

Cool and scary

Crack an egg on it.

Crack an egg on it.

Credits! Credits! Credits!

Crystal secure.

Curse those Teen Titans to the power of a million.

Cut! Clark, Bruce, that was amazing!

Cyborg, whoo baby Mr. High Tech Master

Cyborg, whoo baby Mr. High Tech Master

Deadpool?

Definitely my cardio is superior.

Destroy the Teen Titans.

Didn't you get really sweaty under there?

Didn't you hear Jade? Everything here is fake.

Disposing of your inferior intellects

Ditronium Crystal energized.

Doing acrobatics and things.

Don't be.

Don't do it.

Don't fall prey to Slade's mind manipulation.

Don't forget your overpriced candy.

Don't look! There's nothing over there.

Don't tell me this ain't

Don't tell me this ain't

Don't worry, brah.

Done all of what, make me look like a joke?

Dope, right?

Drop it.

Dude, no one's gonna miss them.

Dude, the movie's wrapping up. People are trying out get out of here.

Engage!

Enjoy us ruining your plan!

Even get my own movie! Hollywood, here we come!

Even if one of you looks, and the other ones close your eyes...

Even the toilet, yo.

Even your own friends.

Even your super sweet cape is special effects.

Even, like, a lick and rub would work. If you just wanna, you know...

Every superhero is born from a tragic life changing event.

Everybody's gettin'

Everyone knows that.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excelsior!

Excuse me, Mr. Stan.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Facial scan accepted.

Facial scan accepted.

Fellow heroes, I've learned something important today.

Fight it, man!

Finally!

Fine. Go make your own movie. I'm going home to Dad.

Finish them, Robin.

Fool, if you wanna save the planet, you gots to play the right music.

For the biggest superhero movie director in the world,

From becoming superheroes in the first place.

From the shadows of Batman...

From underneath your feet!

Game over.

Get up.

Give it up for the Bat himself.

Give it up, Slade. It's game over.

Give it up, Wilson. Your plan ends here.

Give me a call when you guys learn how to be real superheroes.

Give up. This is dumb. Now you're wasting everybody's time.

Gnarly!

Go, go check it out

Go, Robin.

Go, Teen Titans, go

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, go, go, go, go

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go

Golly, thanks for taking me to the movies

Good luck to you, Robin.

Good one. That would make a great villain plot.

Gorgeous hair

Gotcha.

Great. Now how are we supposed to get in?

Green Lantern's got Sinestro.

Guys, this is my dream.

Ha ha, you'll never get it now, Slade.

Ha ha! I think we lost him.

Ha ha! Let's do some time traveling, yo!

Ha ha! Let's go save the world, yo!

Ha ha! Who wants a balloon animal?

Halt for the mighty...

Have a seat, my dude.

He farted!

He got away. But we'll get him next time.

He may not have superpowers, but he is a superhero.

He rides upon the rainbows!

He thought the movie was about him!

He, uh...

He's a national treasure.

He's just a sidekick!

He's just trying to trick you again. It's absolutely nothing.

He's like a bulldog.

He's right.

Held together by a polymer adhesive.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Here it is.

Here we are. Let me help you with the door, sir.

Heroes, superheroes

Hey, everybody, look at me.

Hey, I guess you aren't such goofsters after all.

Hey, John, how are you?

Hey, keep it down. I'm trying to poop in here.

Hey!

Hey! Jade Wilson.

His thumb?

Hmm. What would that even be?

Hold it right there.

Hold it.

Honey, I'm sorry. We're pretty much all dead.

Hoo doggy, do not go in that bathroom, 'cause I just wrecked it, baby.

How am I? I'm terrible.

How are we supposed to defeat the world's greatest superheroes?

How are you gonna do it? How are you gonna beat me?

How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?

How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?

How could I have been so stupid? I'm not a hero.

How do we get an archnemesis?

How's we gonna do that?

Huh, right. My movie must be slated for next summer.

Huh? I don't see anything. There's nothing there.

Hurry! There is not much time.

I am a real hero. I even have my own superhero team.

I am Slade!

I am sorry, the friend Robin.

I am the greatest,

I am the insulted.

I am the sorry, friend Robin.

I am thrilled to present my latest film,

I believe we have a premiere to attend.

I can do it all

I can hardly wait for the motion picture to begin.

I can see your frown

I can't believe it!

I can't resist. Must look behind me.

I can't... Oh!

I couldn't agree more.

I do have something explosive,

I do have the ability to open portals to any feasible location.

I do love the Batman's automobile.

I don't know how that's possible.

I don't know if you'll get this transmission, but I need your help.

I don't know why you're working with Jade.

I don't know, bro. Looked real to me.

I don't know.

I feel like I can do anything.

I feel the fire inside

I gave all the superheroes movie deals.

I get away, and you foil my next plan in an even more heroic way.

I guess I'll have to be a pro football star after all.

I hope to one day see your movie.

I just get so emotional when it comes to these types of scenes.

I knew it, too, obviously, 'cause I showed you.

I knew you were goofsters. But using Lois and now this?

I know you're all happier in your new lives

I know you're feelin'

I love this motivating melody

I mean, the only way I'd even consider it

I mean, the past!

I mean, the past!

I moved you to the actual Titans Tower so you could open the real vault for me.

I never meant to let you down.

I propose we travel through time

I recognize you now.

I said wow!

I see the confusion.

I see you're all gluttons for punishment.

I see you've discovered my secret plan.

I stole valuable pieces of tech from the cities they once protected.

I think his dad is a cop!

I think it will be very good.

I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

I thought Deadpool was a good guy.

I thought we needed a movie to be real heroes,

I thought you were maybe some of the lesser known members.

I want us to save them

I will have the power to encrypt your movie

I will pity you fools after I finish eviscerating your...

I wonder how they're doing now.

I'd be a billionaire

I'd have the most impressive

I'll shake my booty

I'll take care of Slade!

I'm a failure with no friends.

I'm afraid it's gonna be a no.

I'm back! I don't care if it's a DC movie. I love cameos.

I'm coming, Lois!

I'm coming, Lois.

I'm going after that DOOMSDAY Device!

I'm going to Hollywood to set things right.

I'm gonna take it!

I'm just a joke.

I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!

I'm never letting you fly my body again.

I'm not Deadpool!

I'm not even wearing a shirt!

I'm not in the mood.

I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan! And so are my friends!

I'm simply trying to highlight the lesson we all learned.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, guys. But it's what we need to do.

I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo.

I'm sure my movie is next, next summer.

I'm sure they would've turned off their mobile devices.

I'm the man in charge

I'mma pop you, fool!

I've designed it with meticulous attention to detail.

If Alfred got a movie, you must be next.

If I don't make it back, I'm sorry.

If we can make him our archnemesis,

If you can get a crazed lunatic to devote himself to taking you down,

Impressive.

In my own movie

In retrospect, we should have gone with a different acronym.

In the pit of the intergalactic gladiator.

In this dangerous neighborhood, Dad.

Incredible.

Invalid code.

Is actually Slade.

Is divide and conquer!

Is if there were no other superheroes.

Is it true?

Is it true? Are you building a doomsday device?

Is it working?

Is she down with the Titans?

Is she down with the Titans?

Is that what you were gonna say?

It doesn't matter how obscure you are.

It gets stupid sweaty. And I've had a bunch of rashes...

It has to feel authentic, so go again.

It is friend Robin's dream.

It is I, the inflated destroyer,

It is so the fancy.

It means you really are a top hero.

It sounds good, but you're forgetting the concussions.

It took a while, but yeah, I have my own now.

It was all part of my master plan, Robin.

It will stream to every screen in the entire world!

It would be so awesome

It would be so cool

It would be the most incredible superhero movie

It would play every time That I entered a room

It'd go Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum boom

It'll blow your mind.

It's a bad name, I know,

It's a crime alert.

It's a limo, dude.

It's a wall.

It's about time.

It's all about me Yeah, it's all about me

It's all about me Yeah, it's all about me

It's all about you.

It's always been my dream to have my own movie.

It's an eighties song with synthy vibes

It's an upbeat inspirational song About life

It's an upbeat inspirational song About life

It's an upbeat...

It's boring.

It's cool. I deal with people like this all day.

It's happening?

It's in the name. "Unknown." It's in the name!

It's Jade. She wants to see us tomorrow morning at the studio.

It's me, Shia LaBeouf.

It's my movie My movie

It's my movie, my movie My superhero movie

It's my movie, my movie My superhero movie

It's my movie, my movie My superhero movie

It's my movie, my movie My superhero movie

It's never easy to tell the truth, Robin.

It's not a doomsday device. It's my DOOMSDAY...

It's really happening!

It's so cool.

It's the car.

It's the feeling you can't be Defeated

It's the kick in the pants

It's the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen.

It's the same with movies.

It's the truth!

It's time to eliminate them.

It's time to get

It's time to get

It's too much!

It's your movie, your movie, your superhero movie.

It's, like, eye grabbing. It's like your eye goes right to it.

Item acquired.

Item secured.

Jade says we need to finish construction by tonight.

Jade Wilson!

Jonathan?

Just take a quick peek.

Kids, ask your parents where babies come from!

Kill all the other superheroes!

Kill!

Kitties!

Knees up, knees up, knees up.

Kryptonite party!

Leaving them with the permanent injuries.

Let's dig in!

Let's go in!

Let's make this party

Let's not make it a big deal.

Let's run it again in five.

Let's steal some from the Spider Man set.

Lights! Cameras!

Like tons and tons of special effects

Like tons and tons of special effects.

Like you just can't do it today

Listen, we need to get back to Hollywood.

Look at it, Robin.

Look at this.

Look into the camera and say something inappropriate.

Look it, guys, I'm serious. Look!

Looks at all that opulence, yo.

Loser! Loser!

Made you look.

Magic.

Magic.

Man, please. That ain't true.

Man, these bikes ain't gots no power.

Man, we ain't no Justice League.

Man! How's we supposed to get in now?

Martha.

May I suggest you take a shortcut through Happy Lane instead?

May very well pull the rug of empirical science

Maybe splitting up was for the best.

Maybe we should just go our separate ways.

Mind manipulation!

Mind manipulation.

Mine's Thomas!

Miss the Wilson, please do not murder the film.

Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.

Miss Wilson, the team and I discussed it,

Most feared,

Most nefarious,

Most ultimate supervillain the world has ever seen!

Movie theaters, televisions, phones,

Mr. Meatball Disaster

Mr. Meatball Disaster

Must eliminate.

My mommy's name is Martha, too.

My movie My superhero movie

My super sweet cape would be Special effects

My superhero movie

My superhero movie It's all about me

Nah, but for real, man. Those some super small baby hands.

Nah. I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool.

Nice job, Titans.

Nice try, Slade.

No longer a sidekick No, that's not me

No longer a sidekick.

No longer the sidekick

No matter! All I need to do

No movies. Only suffering.

No moving around. Closed set, please.

No one can penetrate our vault!

No one knows them! They's unknown!

No one should be using that bathroom!

No one takes us seriously when we're together.

No one wants to hear that, man.

No one wants to watch a movie about a sidekick without an archenemy.

No one's gonna make a movie about me.

No Robin, Robin's are large

No Robin, Robin's are large

No, no, no, I'm fine. Let's finish this movie.

No, no, no! It's not. Please. Just give me a second.

No, really. While you were knocked out by our lighting accident,

No, seriously. I've never...

No, sir.

No, there's no stopping me

No, they're not. Whatever. Just keep going, just keep going!

No, you deserve it.

No!

No!

No! I want a real movie!

No.

No. Be in the moment! Make it look real!

No. It was good.

Not now, Beast Boy.

Not now, Stan Lee!

Not too strong. Actually, fairly weak compared to me.

Nothing waits for us here but madness. Madness!

Now focus, because we are about to film

Now I can complete my mind manipulation device.

Now I'm the superhero Putting villains to shame

Now let's go stop some more superhero origins.

Now please type in the code.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy Robin The Movie.

Now that they're under my full mind control,

Now what do you want?

Now, let me introduce you to your costar.

Now, let me show you something marvelous.

Now, that battle with Slade? I mean, it was electric!

Now, Titans, are you ready to be movie stars?

Now, with my fully energized Ditronium Crystal,

Of course I am. Didn't you hear what she said?

Of course we are. We just took down Balloon Man.

Of course we're back, fool.

Oh, am I not supposed to use your real names?

Oh, and I'd have my own hero music, too

Oh, drat!

Oh, great movie, guys. Very funny.

Oh, he is the back!

Oh, I'm not Deadpool.

Oh, it's not you.

Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs.

Oh, it's so awesome.

Oh, like it's that easy.

Oh, man, I love this.

Oh, man!

Oh, man. There's no seats.

Oh, my goodness. No, that sounds terrible.

Oh, my goodness. No, that sounds terrible.

Oh, my gosh! What's that over there?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my man finished yo sentence!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, rad! Check it out!

Oh, really? Then I think it's time we tell him.

Oh, right in your face!

Oh, thank goodness. A light fell and knocked you out.

Oh, that was electric!

Oh, that's hot. Burned my little fingies.

Oh, the yes indeed

Oh, the yes indeed

Oh, they did the car before you, bro.

Oh, they did the car before you, bro.

Oh, what a cool and ominous catchphrase.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is an honor.

Oh, wow. You really did. You pooped in the fake toilet.

Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!

Oh, yeah! We are so tough!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like a status symbol in the hero world.

Oh, yes. It was most delicious.

Oh, you gotta check this out

Oh, you's better hurry, fool.

Okay, I am noble enough to admit when I'm wrong.

Okay, let's do this!

On the drive home.

On the way here, I passed, like, 25 people with guns and swords.

On your finger, just kinda moisten it a little.

Once finished, it will broadcast my superhero movies

Once we pass through these gates,

Only as jokes.

Only one man will be left dusting.

Onto all screens everywhere in the world.

Ooh, it's that car from that car movie.

Ooh, Lex Luthor.

Ooh, Sinestro.

Ooh, there is no stopping the Batman.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Oops, my bad.

Or no more smoochie smoochies.

Or should I say...

Our friend.

Our hero.

Our hero.

Our lives will change forever.

Our song was so sick, it blew up Slade's robot.

Our song was so sick, it took down Balloon Man.

People will build monuments of me!

People will rob banks for me.

Perhaps if you continue to watch...

Perhaps this will remind you?

Perhaps this will remind...

Picture my booty up in 3D

Picture this. You just defeated Slade.

Plastic Man.

Please be me! Please be me! Please be me! Please be me!

Please promise me you'll take this seriously.

Portal it is!

Portal?

Problem is, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic.

Put it to rest, Slade. We're not falling for your mind tricks anymore.

R O B I N is the name

Rad!

Raven is here to drop it On you even harder

Raven is here to drop it On you even harder

Raven, Starfire, save them!

Raven, summon the Time Cycles.

Relax. It's not a big deal. Everybody knows.

Right this way.

Road trip!

Robin is the dude who keeps fighting till he wins, yo.

Robin The Movie!

Robin was just a little baby boy that lived at the circus,

Robin,

Robin, can you hear me? Robin.

Robin, do your friends know that's a fake toilet?

Robin, if your team is going to poop on the props and beat up the actors,

Robin, Robin, the leader Robin, Robin, in charge

Robin, Robin, the leader Robin, Robin, in charge

Robin, stop! Snap out of it!

Robin, thank you. You're a genius.

Robin, the superhero!

Robin, this is not the you.

Robin, you have proven to me that you are more than a sidekick.

Robin, your dream is coming the true.

Robin? Robin?

Robin. Don't you know anything about archvillains?

Robin. Wow!

Run!

Saw it coming a mile away.

See you later, losers.

She pooped in the toilet!

She won't just give you a movie, you have to take it.

Shenanigans!

Show 'em your baby hands!

Show 'em your baby hands!

Sick!

Sidekick! Sidekick!

Sidekicks are lame

Silence!

Since you came all this way, you guys wanna hang?

Sinks his teeth into that crime and won't nevers let go!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade!

Slade.

Slade.

Slade.

So believe in yourself

So everything, the movie,

So in this scene, whoo... You're gonna love this,

So laugh at us all you want, but we're still going to take you down!

So many. And more to come.

So they'd help you build a doomsday device.

So without further ado, sit back, relax and...

So you can lock away his evil device along with the pain of your past.

So, all we have to do is...

So, if I were you, I wouldn't go in public like that.

So, no songs, no jokes, and whatever you do,

So...

Sorry, Justice League. You're too late.

Sorry, my pathetic friend, but the Justice League won't be coming.

Sorry, Robin, but you're too late.

Standing on the back lot. This is where the magic happens.

Standing tall with adult sized hands

Star's right, bro.

Steady.

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

Stop it! The party has actually just begun.

Stop it. How are you going to get past me? I mean...

Stop milkin' it.

Stop right there...

Stop that!

Stop! You're not on the list.

Stop. You're not on the list.

Super bad dudes with super scary names.

Super ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

Super ladies and super gentlemen,

Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?

Superman, it's me.

Superman, over here!

Superman's got Lex Luthor!

Sure it did.

T double E N T I T A N S

Tablets, smartwatches, microwaves, you name it.

Take one, Batman v Superman Part Two.