Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) Edit

A and who's that?

A big, droopy, Zapata like mustache.

A blender of frozen margaritas.

A cigarette dipped in acid.

A completely drunk Rick Dalton started making

A fat $5 gold piece,

A good old fashioned drunk.

A hotshot pilot.

A kinescope of a little treat featuring you.

A lot of killing. Lot of killing, yeah.

A lot of land, a lot of cows,

A lot of money, no law to speak of,

A Rick Dalton fucking film festival,

A tiny bit better when I don't break character.

A toast.

A touch of pregnancy induced melancholy.

A whole lot of chicken mole in Mexico.

ABC.

About 15 years, you'll be living it.

About to get his jaw busted.

Action.

Actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff.

Actually, it might be true.

After nine years together,

After that Musso & Frank's lunch meeting,

After you, DeCoteau.

Ah, horseshit.

Ah, son of a...

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ever been to Houston?

Ah. G goddamn it to hell. I'm I'm sorry about that.

Ah. Heh, heh.

Ahem. I think the wind blew down my TV antenna last night,

Ain't she just darling?

Ain't stopping me.

Ain't you, shorty?

All live at Spahn Movie Ranch?

All right there, paparazzos. All right. Take it easy.

All right, all right, Audie Murphy, relax.

All right, dig it.

All right, get ready for my big F.B.I. moment.

All right, messenger boy.

All right, see you then.

All right, that's too hot.

All right, what's the matter, partner?

All right? Go.

All right? Your brains are gonna

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Grazie, amigo.

All right. Just give me a moment to turn it around.

All the cattle you've appropriated.

All the shooting.

All went to the West Hollywood

Allow me to introduce the two of you.

Also starring Joseph Cotten

Although his swank Roman apartment

Amateurs try and take men in alive.

And afterwards, you know,

And and and young and good looking, he could...

And away we go.

And away we go.

And back at El Toro before my kids go to bed.

And based on the Floyd Raye Wilson novel,

And bases with rockets and mortar fire.

And because of me, he's considering you.

And Bonanza for the last decade.

And broke off her engagement with him and married him.

And buy buy a condo in in in Toluca Lake, bank the money.

And cut!

And cut.

And don't you mo...

And during that brief moment,

And from where I'm standing,

And get it off my fucking street!

And get off the lot.

And he had to roll his own.

And he takes a bad fall, and it messes up his hip.

And his brand spanking new Italian wife,

And his fourth, a Spaghetti secret agent,

And his girlfriend, social worker Abigail Folger,

And his Nebraska Jim costar Daphna Ben Cobo.

And house sitting in the Hollywood Hills

And I couldn't be more delighted you're doing this.

And I didn't believe them.

And I don't dig the vibe he brings on a set.

And I got a F.B.I. that that airs this Sunday.

And I gotta tell you, I came damn close

And I just want to make sure you're okay.

And I plan on doing both before the war's over.

And I say "actor," not "actress,"

And I think all that "lethal weapon" horseshit

And I think you should be embarrassed

And I throw myself on the floor

And I watched two episodes of Bounty Law on 16 mm.

And I work with my wife, and she believes it.

And I would really enjoy closing it,

And I'm here to do the devil's business.

And if I can be a tiny bit better, I want to be.

And if something were to happen to my boss's car,

And if you grew up watching TV,

And it made her feel especially pregnant

And Jake Cahill himself, Rick Dalton.

And look like the hippest guy in the room.

And next week, it's Bob Conrad,

And nothing but an old man

And now a race to the bottom. Heh.

And now you're not gonna talk to me?

And now you're pretending that I didn't tell you

And Pepe comes over.

And pretend to murder people on their stupid TV shows.

And push back.

And Rick made a rather compelling Nebraska Jim,

And Screen Gems television series Bounty Law.

And sit around talking to each other all day

And some Mexican ranch hands to shoo you off.

And thank you for taking an interest.

And that all these hippies aren't taking advantage of you.

And that boy you killed...

And The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

And the fuss they made over him

And the guy hippie said he was the devil.

And the three of them

And then, at the club, Gabe was doing great.

And there's the small one.

And they live in pig shit fucking luxury.

And this is Rebekka, who does costumes.

And this man's going to collect.

And this...

And thought about how much better it was

And to my left is Rick's stunt double, Cliff Booth.

And took a cab home.

And waiting for Cliff and Rick to come home...

And we drive them here to the ocean.

And we thoroughly enjoyed Tanner.

And what have you heard about me?

And when he does, Jay's gonna be there.

And when we're done, we split up and hitch home.

And when you come to the end of the line with a buddy

And who are you?

And who I got living next door to me?

And who's paying around here?

And win fucking fights?

And y'all take care of him?

And you brought him here to collect.

And you just wanna let him have it. Ha!

And you were on a horsie.

And you, I remember your white little face.

And, by the way, who chose this photo?

And, frankly, I never had a chance.

And, naturally, Jay...

And, you know, I gotta look after my dudes.

And...

Any kind of luck, we'll be unloaded

Any more questions?

Anybody accidentally kills anybody

Anybody order fried sauerkraut?

Anything we can do about that heat?

Appreciate the opportunity, Randy. I won't let you down.

Are they not cool enough for you?

Are we kidnapping him?

Are you afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing

Are you an actor?

Are you calling me a liar?

Are you okay?

Are you some old cowboy guy that used to make movies there?

Argh. Fuck you, Dr. Sapirstein.

Around 10, Sharon and her friends

Around midnight,

Around what time was it when you confronted the intruder?

As all the rest of the goddamn directors.

As early as next Wednesday.

As sure as God made little green apples...

As they have to to defeat the other guy.

At Casa Vega, Rick and Cliff drank so much that,

At more or less the same time,

At some point,

At some point, he's gonna hire some guns and push back.

At the Hall of Justice here.

Ate up a big chunk of his earnings.

Aw, yeah, yeah. Sorry about all that.

Aw. What's the matter?

Back in the old timey days?

Back then, he just had a way.

Bad idea.

Be referred to by my character's name.

Be splattered all over your goddamn pool.

Because he got it done.

Because he's napping.

Because I wanted some fucking rinky dink movie career.

Because I've been up here by myself

Because now maybe I can't work for a week.

Because the word "actress" is nonsensical.

Because, well, in a way, you are.

Been around since 1862,

Bengal Lancers.

Better drag, more flavor,

Better known as bounty hunter Jake Cahill,

Bingo Martin with that kid Scott Brown. Yeah.

Boom! Ha, ha!

Both men know, once the plane touches down in El Segundo,

Bounty Law.

Bounty Law.

Boy, oh, boy.

Brandy stayed behind at Rick's house,

Brandy was glad to see them return.

Brandy, couch.

Bring bagels.

Bringing that noisy hunk of shit around here at midnight?

Brother, you're the one with the big mouth.

Bunch of goddamn fucking hippies.

Buongiorno, Sergio.

Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha ha ha!

Business Bob Gilbert. And who might he be, Caleb?

Businessman.

But but that's not the case, and you know it.

But everyone always calls him Easy Breezy.

But fucking drive it, and drive it now!

But he didn't love the Italians' way of making movies.

But he never came back.

But he's got spine problems

But he's seen us. He's awake. He's alert.

But I did not know it was her car.

But I haven't been a full time stuntman

But I'm not saying anything funny.

But if you did, what do you think would happen?

But in martial arts tournaments,

But Lancer has money.

But Lancer's got money.

But Lancer's got money.

But my hands are registered as lethal weapons.

But obviously, you are too old to fuck me.

But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist

But since the Red Apple tobacco company's

But since you're upset,

But some hippies broke into the house next door.

But that can all change...

But that's the girl from Valley of the Dolls.

But the son is.

But the story goes, for a brief moment,

But then I gotta have a conversation

But they can only hang me once, right?

But today, Red Apple comes factory rolled.

But we had a good time.

But what the audience sees

But where does 1869 and 1969 meet?

But you can't.

But you don't stunt, I don't pay you.

But you just get paid for the day

But you need to wait at least an hour before you can eat.

But you picked the wrong time.

But you touched me today.

But you're laughing at what I'm saying.

But, Mr. Gilbert, if I was you,

But, please, don't hurt her this time.

Buy you a drink, Caleb?

By all means.

By the Daughters of the American Revolution.

By then, I'll know if I have a career or not,

Came a long ways.

Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Can I at least get a rag to wipe my face first?

Can I get a bounce there?

Can I go...? Can I go back and get it?

Can I see your tickets?

Can we just go back? Please, can we just cut?

Can we move to number two?

Can't see shit.

Captain Hilts.

Casa Vega on Ventura.

Cassius Clay. Sonny Liston. Joe Louis.

Caught up with him about five miles outside of town.

Charlie's gone? Everybody left?

Charlie's gonna dig you.

Chatsworth?

Choom. Zoom.

Clem, you all right?

Cliff Booth returned to Los Angeles as well.

Cliff doesn't have a clue what he's gonna do.

Cliff drives him everywhere now.

Cliff was attaching a leash

Cliff.

Cliff...

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Come on in, Boston.

Come on, man. You don't believe that old shit, do you?

Come on, now. Shit.

Come on, now. You ever seen an an Italian Western, huh?

Come on, take me home.

Come on.

Come one step closer and I will knock his teeth out.

Come visit me tomorrow.

Cooler.

Copeville.

Could I?

Course he did.

Course I have.

Cute, short, talented guys

Damn it!

Damn property taxes up the butt.

Dang.

Daughter of yours with the fiddle?

Dead number two.

DeCoteau. DeCoteau.

Deliver my message.

Dennis Hopper! Move this fucking piece of shit!

Despite the fact that he said it,

Did a, ahem, Ron Ely Tarzan.

Didn't we?

Dig this!

Directed by Antonio Margheriti.

Directed by Joaquín Romero Marchent

Dirty fucking hippies.

Do some devil shit."

Does he still live right there?

Don't adjust your television sets

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

Don't fucking "Janet" me, you prick.

Don't know when I'll get back this way again.

Don't let me stop you from earning your money.

Don't take no for an answer.

Don't you get it?

Door at the end of the hallway.

Down goes you.

Down goes your career as a leading man.

Down the ranch to meet everybody.

Drag.

Drive it backwards, numbnuts,

During his entire six month stay in Italy.

Eating lunch before I do a scene makes me sluggish.

Eight goddamn fucking whiskey sours.

Eight years ago.

Eighteen miles to Pendleton, Willard.

Eighteen. Feel better?

Especially in front of all my friends.

Especially when it comes to you, Caleb.

Every fucking night. Every fucking night.

Every show on TV

Everybody left for Santa Barbara.

Everybody's fucking awake!

Everybody's talking all friendly.

Everyone don't need a stuntman.

Everything's okay now, honey.

Everything's okay now, honey.

Exactly what it is a stunt double does.

Except when Rick Dalton's got a fucking shotgun,

Existing quite nicely within Sergio Corbucci's

F from starring in a new Polanski movie.

F.B.I.

F.B.I. and Bonanza. but George finds it hard

Fabian was in the part.

Fair enough.

Far out. We got a Custer jacket.

Feel better?

Fetch her and tell her I'll give her

Fifty cents.

Fine.

First off, I want to give him a mustache.

First time I seen him. Ha ha ha.

First you wake me up,

Five years of ascent. Pfft.

Fix it.

Fix it.

For a Boston social?

For a drink and meet my other friends?

For a while now,

For four hours on this fucking shithole of a boat.

For the best drag with the best tobacco flavor,

For the rest of their lives.

For too many drunk driving tickets.

For what?

Forgot your fucking lines, embarrassed yourself

Francesca! Francesca, honey!

Francesca.

Fringes all down the arm.

Fuck you, Katie.

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck! Eight fucking whiskey sours.

Fucking bullshit! It doesn't matter whether I cry in public.

Fucking bullshit.

Fucking damn it, Rick, I swear to God.

Fucking hippie motherfuckers.

Fucking private road.

Genius.

George is blind,

George is taking a nap right now.

George isn't blind!

George, you awake?

George?

George?

George?

Get creative. Do whatever you want.

Get on a horse, go get Tex and get his ass down here.

Get the wardrobe off, get your shit,

Get the wardrobe off, get your shit, and get fucked!

Get your shit together.

Getting blind drunk together

Gina, Gina, Gina.

Give it what fer next pilot season.

Give me a lift?

Give me evil, sexy Hamlet.

Give me my glasses back.

Go ahead.

Go back a bit, would you?

Go down here and get on the Hollywood Freeway.

Go get him and bring him into the living room.

Go home, fix my antenna, do whatever. See you at wrap.

Go on.

Go to the living room.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn.

Goddamn.

Going to Rome to star in movies does not sound

Gonna blow your mind, man.

Gonna fuck things up,

Good.

Great!

Guarding the beautiful Italian woman asleep in her bed

Guy's name is Tom Breezy,

Gypsy wants you to go give him a look see.

Gypsy! I want you to come meet my new friend.

Half a bottle is better than none.

Handing me that $50,000.

Have been inseparable.

He ain't from round here.

He and Tobey played.

He back there?

He could break any horse that you could throw at him.

He could hit the Strip in it tonight.

He had just as much time

He has four new movies under his belt,

He in there?

He just gave her a lift?

He kept Rick company

He kills you.

He loved the food so much that during his stay,

He may be tired.

He might have just woke up.

He never had before, and he spends, uh...

He received details of that fighting by radio.

He told me the goddamn truth, is what he told me.

He uses those boots to step on people.

He was older, but, yeah, I think so.

He was the baby boy of Major Nathin Maxwell Janice.

He was the star of Bounty Law.

He's a flower, man.

He's best friends with Randy,

He's coming to terms with what it's like to be slightly more...

He's doing a new Western. It's called Nebraska Jim.

He's gonna hire some guns

He's gonna hire some guns and push back.

He's Jake Cahill,

He's just a flower. He doesn't know better.

He's just happy for the opportunity.

He's lived there for a month now.

He's my next door neighbor.

He's not the best anymore.

He's not... He's not... He's not crippled

He's waiting for you in the bar.

Heh.

Heiress to the vast Folger coffee empire.

Hell, in that case...

Hello, coming in. Hello.

Hello, darling. Hello.

Hello, everybody.

Hello, hot stuff.

Hello, sweetheart.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Can I help you?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Welcome.

Hennessy X.O on the rocks.

Here I am flat on my ass,

Here I come. Here I come.

Here it is, honey.

Hermann!

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

Hey, bought me an acid dipped cigarette today.

Hey, buddy, I'm Rick Dalton.

Hey, can I get a picture?

Hey, does George Spahn still own this ranch?

Hey, hey.

Hey, how are you doing, baby?

Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.

Hey, jackass, this is our series lead.

Hey, man.

Hey, Randy.

Hey, Rick, I gotta ask you something I heard about.

Hey, Rubin! Come out here.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, she just took five fucking sleeping pills.

Hey, where is everybody? Where's the children?

Hey, where's Gypsy?

Hey, where's that chili pepper daughter of yours

Hey, you come around here again, I'm gonna call the fucking cops!

Hey, you could do anything you want to him.

Hey, you!

Hey, you.

Hey, you. What's your name?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Heh. How are you?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Hey. What's up, babe?

Hi!

Hi! Come on up.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I missed you.

Hi. This is Rick Dalton,

His second Western was

His third was an Italian/Spanish coproduction

Hit him with a fucking Lincoln, right?

Hm?

Hm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold it.

Hold your horses. We're leaving.

Hollywood real estate means you live here.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. Goddamn it.

Holy shit. Heh.

Hopefully, I score come next pilot season.

Hot dog buns!

How about a friendly contest?

How about Batman and Robin?

How about some mezcal?

How about you?

How am I gonna know what the hell color the head

How can I help you, young lady?

How dare you come into my house, motherfucker!

How do you know it was midnight?

How do?

How is his bounce?

How long has it been?

How many other people are here?

How old are you?

How old are you?

How'd your little talk with George go?

How's the audience gonna know it's me?

How's the beans?

How's the beans?

However, as the two men return home,

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. What?

Hurtling through the air

Hyah! Hyah!

I accidentally kill you, I go to jail.

I agree.

I ain't for sure yet.

I ain't gonna hurt her.

I ain't gonna hurt her.

I ain't gonna hurt her.

I almost got the part, but...

I am doing the best I can under the circumstances.

I can. You talk to the stunt gaffer about me today?

I can't afford to hire a bunch of guys to smoke cigarettes

I can't believe that asshole in the robe was Jake Cahill.

I could... I could be one pool party away

I did a Land of the Giants. Green Hornet.

I did that show, uh...

I didn't ask for the whole story.

I didn't hurt you there, Marabella,

I didn't realize the two of you were so close.

I do to win what they do to win.

I don't dig him.

I don't even know where here is.

I don't know your name, but I remember that hair.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Everything was fine.

I don't like names like "pumpkin puss,"

I don't need you. Not today.

I don't wanna, but I will.

I don't want no beaner bronco buster

I don't want them to see Jake Cahill.

I don't want this Western costumed

I don't want to party anymore. I am tired.

I figured you said Shakespeare, so... Yeah.

I fucked his brains out this morning.

I fucked this whole thing up, Sam.

I get it now.

I get paid $1000 a day.

I get paid $1000 the day I arrive.

I got a flamethrower in my toolshed.

I got a four man team here, Rick.

I got it. I got it.

I got my book. Say, say, where's the bad guy saloon?

I got pads on.

I got to watch F.B.I. tonight.

I gotta do Italian goddamn movies!

I guess so.

I guess we'll just make this ride about having fun.

I have a double chin. All right?

I have a guest.

I haven't finished it yet.

I haven't seen Berlin yet

I heard about the Lancer Ranch.

I heard the sound of a noisy muffler.

I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

I hired you to be an actor, Rick.

I hope the, uh, Rick Dalton double feature

I hope they don't.

I hope you.

I it's okay, Caleb.

I just don't like to disappoint her.

I just got my part part by sheer luck.

I just I can't afford you anymore, Cliff.

I just want her to play the fiddle.

I kill people.

I know all three of you.

I know how bored and restless you get

I know they just broke for lunch,

I know where it is.

I know.

I know. I'm sorry about that. I was told.

I light up, I pour myself a cognac and I watch...

I like doing shit around the house

I like that shot.

I live there.

I locked the car. You'll need keys to get in.

I looked up at the clock.

I love that stuff. You know, the killing.

I love you.

I may get a limp, but I ain't gonna die.

I mean it, motherfucker.

I mean, a once in every 50 or 100 years kind of genius.

I mean, I'm in the movie.

I mean, it could have been 12:05.

I mean, nothing anachronistic,

I mean, shit. I mean, who knows what could happen?

I mean, where the fuck are we, man?

I need to see something official that verifies that you're 18,

I open up a box of Havanas.

I play Miss Carlson, the klutz.

I practiced them, and now I don't look

I remember you.

I rode with the British cavalry in Indi...

I rode with the British cavalry in India.

I say fuck them.

I say we cut their cocks off and make them eat it.

I suppose what's called in the American Army,

I tease Sharon that she lives next door to Jake Cahill.

I think Charlie's really gonna dig you.

I think I know who you are. Put it there.

I think it hits harder than I gave it credit for.

I think Steve's gonna be there too.

I think that dent in the car says something different.

I think we've, uh...

I thought it was pronounced Caleb "Dakota."

I threw this little prick into it,

I told you they'd come to parlay.

I try.

I unleash all my power.

I used to ride horses every day back in Tennessee.

I used to shoot Bounty Law here, George.

I used to shoot Westerns here at the ranch.

I waited at the bar till closing time,

I wanna send you greetings from my wife,

I want a whole new look for Caleb.

I want a zeitgeist flair to the costumes.

I want the old man himself.

I want them to see Caleb.

I want to give him a hippie jacket.

I want to go with a different hairstyle.

I want you to know, I'm the one who cast you.

I was fucking blind!

I was Rick's stunt double.

I was shit scared of the thing, to be honest.

I watch it with Squeaky.

I will handle this.

I will throw this shit in the trash.

I would be delighted, Monsieur Dakota.

I, apparently, was on a list of four.

I, uh... I have a meeting with a very handsome cowboy man.

I... I appreciate it. It's a good part.

I'd be delighted, Monsieur DeCoteau.

I'd find out that jughead's name.

I'd make him a cripple.

I'd really like to say a quick hello now

I'd say $50,000 would buy me

I'd say, "Okay, you got me,"

I'll be right out.

I'll give her a fat $5 gold piece,

I'll give her a fat $5 gold piece..."

I'll handle this guy.

I'll let him know you came by.

I'll meet you there, huh?

I'll open the door for you.

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

I'll take over for Tex.

I'll try not to.

I'm 8.

I'm a friend of Terry's and Dennis Wilson's.

I'm a friend of the Polanskis.

I'm a stuntman.

I'm about to burst.

I'm always gonna be the horse's ass

I'm an old friend of George's. Thought I'd stop and say hello.

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

I'm Cliff Booth.

I'm fine, Scott.

I'm fine, Scott.

I'm Freya.

I'm going to Chatsworth.

I'm gonna blow your fucking brains out tonight.

I'm gonna get my carcass on home.

I'm gonna tell you a story.

I'm gonna use it.

I'm here to help any way I can.

I'm here to pick up a first edition

I'm Jay Sebring.

I'm just here to do a job.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just surprised how accurate

I'm looking at an ugly owl hoot

I'm not complaining, man. I like driving you around.

I'm not sure, but the owner of the property,

I'm only going as far as Westwood Village.

I'm practically crying, and I haven't even read it.

I'm pretty sure it's "DeCoteau."

I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.

I'm sorry about...

I'm talking to your next door neighbor about it right now.

I'm the devil,

I'm their favorite part of their I.A. vacation.

I'm thirsty. That's a saloon, ain't it?

I'm too insecure now to score come pilot season.

I'm watching your Nebraska Jim as we speak.

I've been expanding on this one idea in my head.

I've been meaning to tell you, the guy who gaffs this,

I've got a scene after lunch.

I've had worse.

I've had worse.

I've seen enough, all right? Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.

I've tried it both ways, and I'm always just

If he comes this way, let me know.

If I'm a solid Los Angeles citizen like Eddie O'Brien says,

If I'm gonna trip, I want to trip here, man.

If she ever wants to put a bounty on Roman,

If the answer's no, the answer's no,

If you don't beat him...

If you don't need me, I'll pick you up at wrap.

If you fought Cassius Clay, who would win?

If you got me covered up in all this...

Impediments to their performance.

In a fight, they go to jail.

In a long time.

In all the worst ways.

In August, no less.

In fact, far from it. And...

In fact, he thought the post synced,

In martial arts tournaments,

In new, large scale fighting in South Vietnam.

In our screening room last night.

In Rome, Rick loved the paparazzi

In the Italian film industry.

In the picture, but because I was...

Into three other Italian productions.

Is Bingo Martin whipping Jake Cahill's ass.

Is everybody okay?

Is everybody okay?

Is everybody okay?

Is he here now?

Is just an excuse so you dancers

Is really the only way to say farewell.

Is that how you'd describe your job, Cliff?

Is there anything

It ain't got me yet. The day it does,

It don't matter, George.

It helps me invest in the reality of the story.

It might be a farmer in a hurry to get someplace.

It said... The kitchen clock said midnight.

It sounds like a really sad book.

It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me.

It was about midnight.

It was after 11:45 by the time

It was just the closest place.

It was just... That was a triple alliterative improv.

It won't be because of you.

It'll be the end of an era for both of them.

It's a biography on Walt Disney.

It's a bitchen yellow Coupe de Ville.

It's about this guy who's a bronco buster.

It's called manslaughter.

It's called... It's called Lancer. I play the heavy.

It's Cliff Booth.

It's crazy in here.

It's fascinating.

It's feeding time.

It's hero besting heavy.

It's official, old buddy. I'm a has been.

It's okay, honey. It's a friend of Terry's.

It's okay.

It's really good. And anyway, she goes to bed.

It's tan now, but I dye it dark brown,

It's the actor's job to avoid

It's the actor's job to strive for 100 percent effectiveness.

It's the Boston one!

It's the last cop's jaw I ever broke, I can tell you that.

It's the story of his life.

It's under Polanski.

It's very frustrating.

Italian sojourn fairly profitable,

James Bond rip off type flick called Operazione Dyn O Mite!,

Jay loves Sharon, that's what's up.

Jeepers, this sounds like a good novel.

Jesus Christ, Sadie, get it together.

Jesus Christ!

Jim Stacy. This is my show. Welcome aboard.

Jody Janice,

John Wilkes Booth?

Johnny Madrid.

Johnny Madrid.

Johnny says...

Johnny says... Spanish.

Join me next week on the set of The Dick Van Dyke Show,

Just a sec. Hold on, guys.

Just a Western.

Just for fun, even when I'm not getting paid.

Just gonna stash it here.

Just grab the crescent wrench, come right back.

Just stopped in to say hello and see how you're doing.

Just want her to play the fiddle.

Just who the fuck are you?

Keep an eye on him.

Keep going!

Keep the others outside.

Kicking Clem's face in.

Kill Me Quick, Ringo, Said the Gringo,

Killed his wife and got away with it.

Ladies.

Lancer's boys are here!

Left El Coyote and arrived back at her house.

Less throat burn.

Let me just say, nobody beat the shit out of Bruce.

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you, I...

Let the brother come in.

Like a driver's license or something?

Like I goddamn practiced them!

Like that in front of all those goddamn people!

Like that time in Juárez.

Like that.

Like the chewing gum?

Like the fate worse than death that you seem to think it is.

Like you get involved with a group like the Heads?

Line? "Go... Go fetch her and tell her" what?

Little shoes!

Look what I got for you.

Look, chief, you don't belong here.

Look, I never had much of a career to speak of,

Look, just put him in the wardrobe, all right?

Look, man, I don't want any trouble.

Look, Randy, I'm asking you to help me out, man.

Look!

Looks like third time's the charm.

Ma'am.

Make a promise to yourself.

Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.I.E.?

Mar... Marabella what?

Margaritas and good times were had by all, except Sharon.

Marvin did provide Rick job opportunities

Marvin, call me Rick.

Mary Alice loves Westerns.

Mary Alice Schwarz.

May they never meet.

May they never meet.

Maybe he already has.

Maybe I don't like his boots.

Maybe I don't like Lancer.

Maybe I don't like the way

Maybe.

Maybe... Goddamn it!

McQueen almost passed on the movie,

McQueen did it,

Me and George like to watch TV on Sunday night...

Me and my friends.

Meanwhile, real people are being murdered every day in Vietnam.

Mexican restaurant landmark El Coyote,

Mike fucking Lewis!

Mm hm.

Mm mm mm mm... Mmm.

Mm!

Mm!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. About midway.

Mm. How was your day? Hmm?

Mm. How were those pickles?

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Money.

More margaritas.

More of his days in pain than he ever did before.

More than 1000 Communists dead are reported

Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie.

Morning, partner.

Most important thing in this town is,

Move into the Cielo Drive residence

Murdoch Lancer puts $50,000 in my lap...

My booze don't need no buddy.

My name's Cliff.

N Nebraska what?

Nada.

Nah, I don't need to trip out on no acid.

Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like... Rex.

Nah, nah, nah. I got a lot of lines to learn for tomorrow.

Nah, nah. I'm... I'm...

Name's not jughead.

Natalie, my sister, said, "He's a loser. He's a loser."

Nebraska Jim, Sergio Corbucci.

Never had an audition. Never had a meeting.

Never have to get in a real fight.

Never met John Sturges.

New Ford Cortina.

Next setup!

Next time you want to try that, fix your fucking muffler.

Next to you and read my book too?

No offense.

No punching in the face.

No shit.

No, Cliff Booth.

No, he's right. Back to one.

No, I'm a stuntman.

No, it's not... It's not because he just got it done.

No, no, come on, come on. What's your real name?

No, no.

No, of course not.

No, really, Sam, please.

No, really.

No, Rick Dalton.

No, that's my stunt double, Cliff Booth. Yeah.

No, you haven't met him.

No. He wants to help me get into Italian movies.

Nobody notices that crap?

Nobody remembers who the fuck I am anyway, huh?

Nobody tries to hurt nobody, just who ends up on their butt?

Nobody, sir. We just got lost and a little turned around.

Nobody's gonna forgive me for that last season.

Nope.

Nope. She's bringing him

Not a bad mount, Connie.

Not a TV cowboy. You're better than that.

Not bad, Kato.

Not exactly.

Not fucking remembering your fucking lines.

Not just because I wanted to look good

Not Land of the Giants or F.B.I.,

Not no with excuses.

Not only that, it was later reported

Not that white kickboxing asshole.

Not the word I'd use.

Not when there's three of them and one of me.

Not yet, I ain't.

Nothing, pumpkin puss. I'm just...

Nothing.

Now he's into his, uh, late 30s

Now I got to go back to sleep.

Now you've talked to him, you believe everything's all right?

Now, about his jacket.

Now, are any one of you calling me a liar?

Now, back in Jake's day, Red Apple came in a pouch,

Now, can I fall off a horse?

Now, Curt, I hear you're already an experienced rider.

Now, go fetch her and tell her

Now, he either said that,

Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.

Now, I do not want to get into it tonight.

Now, I smoke Red Apples. Been smoking them for years.

Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,

Now, if you think you're seeing double,

Now, in another couple of years, playing punching bag

Now, my buddy and his dog killed two of them, and then...

Now, now, now, that is funny.

Now, take this mechanical asshole

Now, that can put an undue burden on production

Now, that's the way a cigarette should taste.

Now, when Easy Breezy was in his 20s

Now, you met Sonya, makeup and hair?

Now, you take Bingo Martin, for example.

Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you.

Of European movies was ridiculous.

Of every fascist on TV in the '50s.

Of Spaghetti Westerns in the whole wide world.

Of the girl is that's with me all the time?

Of Thomas Hardy's Tess of the d'Urbervilles I ordered.

Oh, and here's someone you absolutely have to meet.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Cass!

Oh, come get them, fucker. Come...

Oh, don't worry. I'm used to it with Yul.

Oh, fair enough, George.

Oh, fine.

Oh, from The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good boy.

Oh, hell, man, stay in I.A.

Oh, here we are.

Oh, honey. How are you?

Oh, hooray! Great. I'll buzz you up.

Oh, I know you.

Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?

Oh, I understand, but I'm afraid that's impossible.

Oh, I'd say about...

Oh, just the one sleeping in the back there.

Oh, look. They're here.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Right in the face.

Oh, Mr. Eight Years Ago?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. "Painful." Stop. What are you saying?

Oh, she's just fine.

Oh, shit, that's...

Oh, someone's hungry.

Oh, sure.

Oh, th these fucking hippie weirdos,

Oh, that fucking bitch!

Oh, that is unfortunate.

Oh, that's an old trick pulled by the networks.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's terrifying.

Oh, they're having a premiere.

Oh, we take care of George.

Oh, well, thank you, Sam.

Oh, well, that's both flattering and and embarrassing.

Oh, well, that's nice.

Oh, yeah, that's a saloon.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Hey, man. I'm looking for Terry.

Oh, you bet your sweet ass it was. Yeah.

Oh, you know me, Caleb.

Oh, you'll still be here when I get out?

Oh, you're about to find out...

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Oh. Uh...

Oh. Well, hello, neighbor.

Okay, moving on. We're in the bordello.

Okay, Peggy, what happened?

Okay, pig killers, let's kill some piggies.

Okay, y'all, beat it.

Okay, you fucking horse's ass. Let's get you over to wardrobe.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Could you?

Okay. Okay. Stop yelling.

Okay. We gonna play kiddie games?

On Beverly, for dinner.

On episodic TV shows the last couple of years?

On how the audience perceives you.

On the chance that I might use them.

On the ground just worked like a charm.

On the seat of Cassius Clay's trunks.

On the set of the exciting hit NBC

One dollar.

One of our most favorite sons.

Or anything like that, but...

Or do you go to Rome and star in Westerns

Or don't you agree?

Or I heave this little pitcher down a well!

Or I... or I twist my ankle.

Or I'm a liar.

Or if I'm one step closer to going back to Missouri.

Or... That's not verbatim, but...

Our Polish friend said it was the hottest day of the year.

Our whole courtship, we watched Westerns.

Panzer divisions come in,

Paul, might. He's in the guest house.

Pepe, get your behind behind that bar! I got a guest.

Peppard, Maharis and Chakiris.

Perpetrators? They were hippie assholes.

Philip Abbott, William Reynolds.

Piece of shit.

Ping. Pow.

Playing the heavy on the pilot.

Pleasure's all mine.

Polanski, the hottest director in town right now,

Poor Easy Breezy.

Prison's been trying to get me all my life.

Probably come by to see you later.

Pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.

Puerco Canyon or some shit. I don't know.

Put her there.

Ready when you are, Gilbert.

Real good.

Really?

Really?

Really? He moved?

Really.

Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill on a cowboy show

Rick Dalton rehearsal tape starting in five, four,

Rick Dalton, Marvin Schwarz here. Hold on.

Rick Dalton?

Rick Dalton.

Rick Dalton...

Rick fucking Dalton.

Rick gained almost 15 pounds.

Rick got his driver's license taken away

Rick was really not sure about what lay ahead for him.

Rick who?

Rick, I'm your driver, man. I'm I'm your gofer.

Rick, Rick, Rick.

Rick, would you like to come up to the house

Right this way.

Right.

Right.

Right. Go fetch her and tell her

Right. Thank you.

Right. That guy in there turn you down?

Rogues gallery of antiheroes.

Sam Wanamaker.

Sam. Sam, uh...

Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse.

Say, where's that chili pepper

Say...

Schwarz, not Schwartz.

Screen Gems ain't gonna have nothing good to say about me.

See, honey?

Señor Madrid, care to join me at my table

Señor Madrid, you care to join me at my table

Sergio Corbucci.

Sergio who?

Settle into it.

Sharon absolutely has a type.

Sharon changed into her comfy house attire.

Sharon had two friends

Sharon was experiencing

She doesn't want his creepy ass around.

She just has to go next door, right?

She may be a little shook up after that.

She play her little chili pepper heart out, right?

She play her little chili pepper heart out.

She play her little chili pepper heart out.

She was engaged to him.

She'll be asleep till Columbus Day.

She's asleep.

She's asleep.

She's down by the chop shop.

She's just fine, ain't you, shorty?

She's sleeping with Francesca right now.

Shh! Calm down.

Shit.

Shit.

Sí, señor, but please don't hurt her this time,

Since I just finished watching

Since that time in Juárez, about three years ago.

Since the last two seasons of Bounty Law.

Sit.

Slightly more useless each day.

Smoked a joint and read a book.

Snake, go see who's outside.

So as Rick returns to Hollywood via Pan Am,

So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.

So did I say something funny, stuntman?

So George gave you all permission to be here?

So he gave me a ride.

So how's it all comparing to your glory days?

So I came to the office early today,

So I can't say I really know how you feel.

So I don't get gypped out of my TV time.

So I guess I'm the fucking idiot.

So I think the plan is to sell the house

So look for this life size standee of me, Jake Cahill,

So my idea is...

So no use waiting in some waiting room.

So people will know who you are.

So Pussycat brought back some guy with her.

So suck on that.

So there ain't no point.

So there really ain't no point.

So these last four Italian flicks,

So when this whole European journey is over,

So while I piss fart around with wardrobe,

So who is it?

So who's this Rick guy?

So you and a bunch of friends like you

So you gave all these hippies permission to be here?

So you got a new guy like Scott Brown.

So you gotta do this playacting, patty cake version.

So you hire a guy from a canceled show

So you used to make Westerns at the ranch

So you'll probably have to tell him who you are.

So you're feeling better now?

So you're still with Rick, huh?

So, and they have a fight scene at the end of them?

So, bounty killer,

So, Johnny,

So, Johnny, ahem...

So, Johnny, what else you heard about me?

So, no, I don't think you could say I...

So, Rick,

So, Rick, explain to the audience

So, uh, if you're both experienced riders,

So, uh, my name is Lulu.

So, uh, you've been doing guest shots

So, what did these perpetrators do?

So, what do you think is so funny?

So, what's next?

So...

Some money in his pocket,

Some old cowboy guy that used to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.

Some old looking dude in a Hawaiian shirt

Something he could wear into the London Fog tonight

Something more hippie ish.

Somewhere around 11:10,

Son of a bitch!

Sorry about that.

Sorry about the wet hand.

Sorry, I forgot my knife in the car.

Sorry. Sorry about that. Ahem.

Sounds like you had a hell of a night.

Spahn Movie Ranch?

Spahn Ranch. Yeah. Hoo!

Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.

Speaking on behalf of Red Apple cigarettes.

Squeaky sent me to bed.

Stand by, guys. We're going in five.

Starlet Francesca Cappucci.

Starring Rick Dalton.

Stay by the door. Tell me if he starts coming this way.

Steer clear of her.

Still here.

Straight back the way you came, hard right.

Suit yourself.

Sure, Johnny.

Ta, ta, ta. Oh!

Take a bite and feel all right.

Take a bite of a Red Apple.

Take a right and a left, and you see it right there.

Take the bottle with you.

Take the bottle with you.

Talk about a bring down bummer, dude.

Tell them Jake sent you.

Tell transpo! Gonna need to move all that out!

Ten days isolation, Hilts.

Ten years of of of treading water.

Tex checked him out, and now he's riding away.

Tex, come on over here and say hi to Cliff.

Tex! Tex!

Than any other non filtered cigarette.

Than Polish television, as he smoked a big joint.

Thank you for coming to our theater.

Thank you for giving our precious Pussy a ride home.

Thank you kindly.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Right here.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks, honey.

That description of me really is.

That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun.

That got Bounty Law canceled

That guy in the robe was Jake Cahill.

That guy?

That guy?

That guy.

That guy's a fucking prick.

That Hawaiian guy's back at the ranch

That is drastically better.

That is so much fun.

That is your career ain't worth crying about,

That it was the hottest night of the year,

That just yelled at me?

That means you grew up watching murder.

That means, we get into a fight,

That night, Sharon, her two houseguests

That one of these days, that Polish prick's

That paired him with Telly Savalas,

That PCH?

That that's one shit fuck crazy weapon

That they gave a ride to the movie ranch

That was absolutely fantastic.

That was around 11.

That was my favorite of all my lunch boxes.

That was Polanski.

That was Roman Polanski.

That was the best acting I've ever seen in my whole life.

That wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder.

That way I'll know if I'm working this week or not.

That's a big fucking lie.

That's a car.

That's a good plan.

That's a great idea, Kato.

That's a great idea, Sadie.

That's a lot of money.

That's a strange car.

That's a very good year.

That's beyond athletics.

That's beyond Wide World of Sports, you know?

That's far enough, jughead.

That's for goddamn sure.

That's fucking it.

That's gonna have a psychological effect

That's gotta hurt.

That's how I got it, so...

That's it, that's fucking it!

That's me.

That's meaningful.

That's my boss's car.

That's my girl. Heh.

That's not two athletes posturing.

That's right.

That's right. That was...

That's the first time anybody asked that

That's the Red Apple way.

That's two warriors engaged in combat.

That's very nice of you,

That's way better.

That's what I admire.

That's what I mean by "scare me."

That's what they tell me.

That's you operating the flamethrower, isn't it?

That's you.

That's... That's the one.

The black one. And the flowers.

The Businessman?

The colored boxer,

The Dalton Brothers?

The defense will try to prove the killing of Kennedy

The director of Rosemary's fucking Baby, that's who.

The dude killed his fucking wife.

The face in the misty light.

The four of them hung out a little longer,

The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

The gaffer from The Green Hornet,

The gaffer from The Green Hornet...

The gate's clean.

The Girl from U.N.C.I.E.?

The greatest action director,

The guy who gaffs this, he's best friends with Randy,

The Hawaiian guy seems to be okay.

The hell are you looking at, you little ginger haired fucker?

The man can't see shit, okay?

The McQueen part in The Great Escape?

The old Hawaiian guy's coming this way.

The old man here?

The one detail I'm gonna fill you in on right now is this:

The one from Boston.

The one who ends up doing dirty movies.

The Only Good Indian Is a Dead Indian.

The only thing the two men know of for sure:

The people an entire generation grew up

The second best director

The shittiest weather ever.

The shittiest weather on the shittiest boat

The train has left the station.

The war.

The way they costumed The Big Valley

Then a couple of the jokers over in archival sent over

Then at the end of the show, when they fight,

Then fucking handle it, Randy.

Then I don't know what the fuck is.

Then if you need him, you got him.

Then next week, it's Ron Ely.

Then she flew to the UK...

Then then he breaks his shoulder doing a Virginian.

Then they moved to Los Angeles,

Then what's the problem?

Then, wham, a sudden change.

There in his fancy fucking house,

There's a fucking house right there.

There's a truck tailing us, sir.

There's an element of true combat.

These are for you. Street maps, places of interest.

These guys will probably have to come out here again

They all said it, "He's a fucking loser,"

They do what they need to do to win.

They haven't hurt you?

They haven't hurt you?

They just say lines that other people write

They they they broke into my house.

They unleash as much punishment

They were the fancy kind.

They won't let you fight like that.

They'll be telling stories about the Hollywood hippie girl

They'll be up against the wall.

They're awful. It's a fucking farce.

They're waiting for you in the makeup trailer.

They've come to an understanding.

Think nothing of it.

Thinking he's handled it.

Thirty five mm prints of Tanner

This ain't a fucking Andy McLaglen picture, you know?

This cigarette tastes like fucking shit.

This here is Bob Gilbert.

This is a private road, all right?

This is Allen Kincade

This is for you too.

This is his nap time.

This is some kind of hotel you've got here.

This is Tex.

This is the girl from Valley of the Dolls.

This is the Polanski residence now.

This is the spot...

This junk, uh,

This man is worth $500,

This was a mistake. You should leave.

Thought we'd order a pizza.

Three hours a day for two weeks.

Three, two, one.

Through the beautiful Santa Susana canyons.

Throw him off a building, right? Light him on fire.

Thursdays at 8:30, only on NBC.

Ticket, señor?

Till someone says they'll drive you to Chatsworth?

Till then, this is Allen Kincade signing off from Hollywood.

Tire first.

Titled Red Blood, Red Skin,

To an excited Brandy's dog collar.

To being in The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

To every swinging dick new to the network,

To fill you in on all the details, but, uh...

To keep awake, so I make him nap

To make a film with him,

To make sure you're doing okay.

To my right is Bounty Law series lead

To my wife and all my sweethearts.

To my wife and all my sweethearts.

To Paul Revere and the Raiders?

To smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

To suggest you'd be anything more than a stain

To the Valley Mexican restaurant landmark

Tonight the night?

Tonight, Rick and Cliff will have

Tonight's episode:

Tourists love to drive me.

Towards a new life and uncertain future,

Tower of Babel shooting style

Try that again.

Turn on Channel 7.

Twelve o'clock exactly?

Twenty days.

Two men trying to kill each other right now.

Two of them burst through the front door there,

Two out of three.

Two words.

U.S. losses are said to be...

Uh huh.

Uh oh. Here comes trouble.

Uh, he's, um... He...

Uh, not yet, no. No.

Uh, you know...? You know where?

Uh...

Uh... can I help you?

Uh... You are...?

Um, that's Bobby Hogan. Good guy.

Und drive the Allies back into the sea!

Until she returned to her room,

Until the woman attacked you in the pool.

Up until two weeks before shooting,

Very nice of you.

Very pleasant hotel here.

Voytek Frykowski, an old friend of Roman's from Poland,

Voytek laid on the couch watching American television

Wait a minute. Oh, shit.

Wait a minute. That was fucking Jake Cahill

Wait until you see what I got for you.

Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?

Wake her the heck up, get her down here

Walk in the woods. Not in my home.

Want me to suck your cock while driving?

Wanted for cattle rustling in the state of Wyoming,

Was Jody Janice.

Was that a whine?

Wasn't too painful for you and the... And the missus.

Watching kill people live here.

Way ahead of you.

Way back in coach,

We all grew up watching TV, you know what I mean?

We are in fucking Hollywood, man.

We do what we came to do.

We don't know what the fuck they wanted.

We had a Rick Dalton double feature

We had dinner at my house.

We kill the people who taught us to kill.

We love George.

We love Pussy.

We used to work together, George.

We were colleagues from the past, and I just wanted

We'll talk about that some other time.

We're gonna be leading you on a great trail ride

We're just a little shook up, is all.

We're real glad to have a pro like you

We've reached the end of the trail, Cliff.

Wearing his tight pants, kicking your ass.

Welcome and thanks for taking the time

Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.

Welcome to Denmark.

Well, come on in and have a drink.

Well, every week.

Well, hop in. I'll take you there.

Well, I feel like fucking fighting

Well, I think I'll just go see for myself.

Well, I was, uh... I was in the kitchen.

Well, I'd get in trouble.

Well, I'll send one of my boys out to your ranch

Well, if by "the old timey days,"

Well, if coming face to face with the failure

Well, is there anything wrong

Well, it sounds exciting.

Well, it's my pleasure, Mr. Schwartz.

Well, look, Red, I'm coming in there.

Well, not "everybody" everybody, but mostly everybody.

Well, not... Not...

Well, one thing's for sure.

Well, Rick got Nebraska Jim.

Well, she's a lot of little girl.

Well, shit. I I torched the last one.

Well, sounds like a good friend.

Well, take it as fast as you can.

Well, Terry and Candy don't live here anymore.

Well, that looks delicious.

Well, that would never happen.

Well, that's a fella by the name of Madrid.

Well, that's me, the girl from Valley of the Dolls.

Well, the fucking hippies aren't,

Well, things have changed.

Well, think less hippie, more...

Well, wake her the heck up, get her down here

Well, welcome to the Bruin, Miss Tate.

Well, well, well, if it ain't the cobra himself.

Well, yes, I am. Thank you for asking that.

Well, you guys are going to be dynamite together.

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well... ahem,

Were they freaking out on some bummer trip?

Were they robbing me? I don't know.

What a day. Shit, I almost lost my shit.

What a picture.

What are you looking at, bounty killer?

What are you reading?

What are you reading?

What are you talking about? What did that guy tell you?

What are you talking about? You're my stunt double.

What are you, 12?

What brings you to Arroyo del Oro?

What did I tell you about whining?

What do I always say?

What do we do now?

What do you mean, like, trying to rob you?

What do you mean?

What does that mean? Is it good?

What else you heard?

What he did with that time... That's what counted.

What hospital you going to, Cliff?

What I admire is, in his sport,

What I think is...

What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang.

What if he says no?

What if I'm in the movie?

What is going on, huh?

What the fuck are you thinking?

What the fuck did you do to her car?

What the fuck did you do to my car?!

What the fuck happened?

What the fuck is going on here?

What the fuck is the matter with you?

What the fuck was that?!

What the fuck, man?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the hell do you think you're doing

What you doing around here, boy?

What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.

What, is there some old beef between the two of you?

What, you don't feel like fighting?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What'd they call that outfit?

What'd you see?

What's going on at the dirty movie place?

What's happening to Easy Breezy now?

What's it gonna hurt?

What's that?

What's the answer?

What's the idea of the story?

What's the trouble, corporal?

What's up, Randy, is that your loser asshole,

What's up?

When Cassius Clay meets Sonny Liston in the ring,

When he gets here.

When he wakes up,

When I was a kid, I had a Bounty Law lunch box.

When they left, they left the Cadillac there

When was the last time you saw George?

When we're on set, I'd prefer to only

When we've been having our trip sessions,

When you run out of tamales.

When you're gone.

When you're making money, you buy a house in town.

Where are you going?

Where are you in it?

Where do you want it?

Where I entertain my guests?

Where I entertain my guests?

Where I'll be talking to comical cutups,

Where the hell did that come from?

Where the hell is everybody?

Where'd you get that limp?

Where's the makeup trailer?

Wherever fine Red Apple tobacco products are sold.

Whether you're dead or alive,

Which side?

Which you don't have because you're not.

While closer to 8:30, Rick and Cliff went

While I'm here.

While in Rome, Marvin plugged Rick

While jet lagged Francesca slept.

While Roman was in London preparing his next movie:

Who are you? And who are you here to see?

Who is he, Caleb?

Who is it, Jay?

Who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife,

Who just gave Pussycat a ride home.

Who knows? But they tried to kill my wife and my buddy.

Who look like 12 year old boys.

Who puts who on the ground first?

Who the fuck Rick Dalton is, all right?

Who the fuck's that?

Who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week?

Who's Johnny Madrid?

Who's Major Nathin Maxwell Janice?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who's this shaggy asshole?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa.

Why can't I see him right now?

Why don't you go lie naked with that fine creature.

Why don't you go take care of your lady.

Why is that impossible?

Why is that way better?

Why not?

Why you going there?

Why?! You're a fucking alcoholic.

Wife killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce.

With Abigail even playing the piano for them...

With guest stars James Farentino,

With her fiddle and her bow, and entertain my guest.

With her fiddle and her bow, and entertain my guests.

With less burn on your throat

With me saying hello to an old friend?

With my own two eyes, I'm gonna get a good look at George.

With that wardrobe assistant,

With the fiddle?

With the new wife, I, uh...

With the shittiest person.

With the, uh...

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Working on his bottomless Bloody Mary,

Would be Rick and Cliff's final rodeo.

Would it bother you if I sat

Would that be the little redhead out front?

Would you bother me?

Would you call that "the matter"?

Would you like some refreshments?

Would you like to come in and see the show?

Would you mind getting off my camera case, please?

Would...

Wow, man.

Wow, man.

Y y you do not wanna be on the wrong side of.

Yeah, appreciate it.

Yeah, asshole, I'm talking to you!

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, George still owns it.

Yeah, how many you seen? One? Two?

Yeah, I spent two weeks once on a Houston chain gang.

Yeah, it is. Have you met Jim Stacy, the series lead?

Yeah, it still works too. Thank God.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Yeah, just take the back path.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, sure. Thank you.

Yeah, that's me. Heh.

Yeah, we did.

Yeah, well, I didn't get it,

Yeah, yeah. Malibu.

Yeah, you got to come back.

Yeah, you're talking books there, kid.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Ahem. I've been meaning to tell you.

Yeah. But I'm fine.

Yeah. Just knock.

Yeah. Spahn Ranch.

Yeah. They're fun.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm the heavy.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a pilot f for CBS right now.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm Rick Dalton.

Yeah. You know,

Yes, I can, and, yes, I have.

Yes, it is.

Yes, Mr. Schwarz.

Yes, Rick, I do.

Yes, Sharon, everybody's fine.

Yes, sir.

Yes, they did.

Yes, we do.

Yes.

You all right, honey?

You all right?

You and who?

You are real, right?

You came to visit me.

You can talk to him. Just talk to him.

You can't see him right now.

You do know kidnapping is a hanging offense.

You do that?

You don't eat lunch?

You don't ever bring them in alive, do you, Jake?

You don't get these lines right,

You don't hear those too often.

You don't rent. Eddie O'Brien taught me that.

You don't want to meet me in no hospital.

You embarrassed me.

You from Boston?

You fucking drink too much, huh?

You fucking hippies came up here

You fucking live here.

You go around there, see if there's a back entrance.

You got some ID, you know,

You got that, Boston?

You have other plans?

You heard him, Boston.

You hitch up and down Burbank Boulevard all day

You just go straight through the Western town,

You know how musicians are. They're temperamental cats.

You know my wife Janet, don't you?

You know where I'm supposed to go?

You know, Bruce, that guy's kind of famous.

You know, I practiced with that dragon, uh,

You know, I was making margaritas, and, uh...

You know, live off it. That type of thing.

You know, my wife's fine.

You know, that's not my car.

You know, this is probably

You know, why don't you stand over by the poster

You know, you're kind of pretty for a stuntman.

You know? I can barely afford my own house anymore.

You look good.

You mean television eight years ago, yeah.

You might be right about this book.

You might have to shake him awake.

You might never get her back. Ha, ha.

You mind going home and fixing it?

You never know.

You ready to have some fun?

You stand in front of a guy,

You stop drinking right now, all right?

You take care, George.

You the mama bear?

You two ready to kill some piggies?

You understand?

You wanna build up his bona fides, right?

You want me to look like a hippie?

You want to buy a cigarette dipped in acid?

You want to come in and watch my F.B.I.?

You want to do something for me, check on Brandy.

You want to smoke some, smoke some. Just save me some.

You were drinking all night, fucking drinking again,

You whine, you don't eat.

You won't meet him because I don't think

You, uh...

You, um... You always play the bad guy on these shows?

You'd like me to do?

You'll see Jake Cahill smoke Red Apple too.

You're a fucking miserable drunk.

You're a goddamn outlaw, Rick. Come on, now.

You're a good friend, Cliff.

You're a little man with a big mouth and a big chip,

You're a stuntman.

You're gonna show that goddamn Jim Stacy.

You're gonna show them on that goddamn fucking set

You're gonna stop fucking drinking.

You're just a dollar sign to Jake Cahill on Bounty Law.

You're not just visiting, not just passing through.

You're Rick Dalton, right?

You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.

You're right, Janet. I'm sorry about that.

You're sitting there like a fucking baboon!

You're the bad guy. Caleb DeCoteau.

You're the blind one!

You're the one with the knife. Get him in here!

You're welcome, sir.

You've had, like, 19 margaritas.

Your idea about throwing the little girl

10,000 block, Cielo Drive.

"Beaner bronco buster"? Yeah.

"Maybe he already has!" All right, goddamn it!

"Maybe he already has." All right!

"Some devil shit"? Yeah, "devil shit."

"Torched"? Yeah.

Actors are phony. Oh.

All right, that's an hour! Hey, Rick.

All right. All right, 7:15 a.m.

All right. Oh, and by the way...

Alone? No.

And this is the nursery. Oh, my God, Sharon.

and, man, she's a fucking bitch. I just don't... Please, I...

Angel, hold up. Well, maybe next time.

Are you joking? No, I'm not.

Around midnight? Yeah.

Better? Okay. It's great.

but the rest, yeah. Yeah. And you lose in the fight?

Can I help you? I hope so.

Come on in. Thanks.

DeCoteau. Mm.

Does he still live here? Yeah.

Don't even joke. A joke? But they're scared.

Don't need to go again? We're done.

Don't smoke it by mistake. Yeah.

Enjoy your day! Thank you.

From the war. Mm.

Gentlemen. Oh. Thanks.

George! Jesus.

Get that set in place. Hey.

Give that glue a chance to dry. Oh, no worries, honey.

Go on. Wait a minute. What?

Go! Okay. Si, si.

God, shoot him, Tex! Tex.

Good luck on your adventure. Thank you.

Good to meet you. We've worked together

Have a good time in Big Sur. Thank you so much.

He's a great match for me. Yeah, no...

Hello, Mr. Schwarz. Hello, Gina.

Here you go. Thanks.

Hey, Doug. What's happening? How you doing?

Hey, nice to meet you, huh? Yeah.

Hey, Randy. Cliff.

Hey! Hello!

Hey. I'm sorry about that.

Hi, George. Wait a minute.

Hi. Howdy.

Hilts, isn't it? Captain Hilts, actually.

How much do I owe you? Three dollars.

How much? Fifty cents.

How'd you do that? Well, believe it or not, I...

Howdy, Cliff. Tex.

I don't know. Improv. That was wonderful.

I fucked this up. Fight through it.

I get paid $1000... At El Coyote,

I know. Oh!

I think you're gonna be a wonderful mother. Thank you.

I try. Mm.

I wish you would. How did a nice boy

I'll tell you that. You're goddamn right.

I'm getting it as a gift for my husband. Mm.

I'm not doing okay. What's the matter?

I'm so sorry. That's okay.

I'm sorry to disturb you. Uh... Who are you?

Is that right? Every day?

It was you? Yeah. And let me tell you,

It's good to see you. How's the wife?

It's my pleasure, Mr. Schwarz. Call me Marvin.

It's not my time yet, man. All right.

It's perfect. Do you love it?

Janet! What?

Jay Sebring. Hey, pleasure.

Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm fucking serious.

Just hurry up. Yeah, just a little minute.

just to wake her ass up. Hey, I'm not gonna die.

Leave him alone! He's a flower!

Line. Line. Line, line, line. "Maybe he already has."

Live next door. Oh, I know.

Me and... Me and three Georges. Which three Georges?

Me? Yeah, you.

Mm hm. Right?

Mm. And he knows...

Mmm. Mmm.

Mr. Helm? Yes?

No kidding. Yeah.

No matter what I do... Ah...

No. Jesus Christ. Come on, George. All right.

Norman Fell. Strong.

Now, Rick, about your hair. What about my hair?

Oh, come on, man. What? What?

Oh, hey. Hello.

Oh, I'm fine. Thank you. Enjoy the show.

Oh, I'm gonna use it. Put it all inside.

Oh, is that your son? My son?

Oh, man. Yeah.

Oh, my God, that's terrifying. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, you're about to pop! I know!

Oh, thank you. I loved it.

Oh. Sharon Tate.

Oh. She's in this movie.

Oh. Whoa. Oh, shit.

Okay, now, use all that, baby. I'm gonna use it.

Okay. I'll be right back. Okay.

One, please. Seventy five cents.

Only you can't come in. Mr. Gilbert.

Oops, sorry. It's okay.

Or we gonna talk price? How much?

Out the door. In the car.

Patty Duke? No, the other one.

Pretty good. What's the story?

Rick Dalton? You bet.

Rick, it's a flamethrower. Yeah.

Rick? Yeah.

Rick. Yeah?

Right. Got it.

Right. Say, Sam... Get me the...

Seven fifteen. Out the door.

Seventeen escape attempts. Eighteen.

She may want to sleep with you. Are you kidding me?

Something like that. And you didn't see them again

Squeaky? Yeah.

Stuntman? Yeah.

Sundance. Yeah.

Take care. You too.

Thank you so much. My pleasure.

Thank you, brother. Thanks.

Thank you. Enjoy, sir.

Thank you. Hey, let's go. Take me home, Cliff.

Thanks, Gillian. Bye!

That is funny. That's not so funny.

That is kind of funny. It is.

That was fantastic. All right.

That was it. Really?

that you cut his hair? No, no, no.

The F.B.I. Michael Murtaugh.

The girl from Peyton Place? No, the other one.

There you go. You need me for anything else?

They will have nowhere to go. Yes.

They're all dead, babe. Good.

This place is always so busy. I know.

Tim! Looks great. Right there.

to play the heavy. Hmm.

to visit with us. It's our pleasure, Allen.

Tom. My friend. I met him?

Tunnel man, engineer. Flier.

Uh huh. You see?

Was that Rick Dalton? Who?

was the product of a sick mind. Fuck!

We got to go. All right, then, Cliff.

We're walking. At the same time,

Welcome to our community. Thanks for having me.

What a picture. Good picture, yeah.

What did Charlie say? He said:

What part of Texas you from? Oh, a place you never heard of.

What year was that? 1949.

What's going on? Everything's all right.

What's that do? You smoke it. It gets you high.

What's your name? Cliff Booth.

while I was doing the dishes, Tsk, tsk.

Who are you? You can call me Marabella.

Who knows what got into him? Yeah.

Who, Jake Cahill? Yeah.

Who? Rick Dalton.

with that throw, did I? No, no, no. I'm good.

Y yeah. Mm hm. Yeah.

Yeah, lightning in a bottle. Mm.

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Yeah, you kind of did. What's so funny?

Yeah? My car's in the shop,

Yeah? Yeah, sure.

Yeah. Pleasure, Jay.

Yeah. That's where you're going?

Yeah. Oh, man. I just read it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Evil Hamlet scares people.

Yes, a couple things. Yes, sir.

Yes, I am. Hey, Tex? Come here.

Yes. Yeah, so are you, Connie?

You know that. Shit. You made Bounty Law.

You like it? I love it.

you'd like him. Why?

"All the Streets Are Silent."

"Bengal Lancer"?

"every actor speaks their own language,"

"Go fetch her and tell her

"Go to Terry's old house and kill everybody in there."

"Michael Murtaugh."

♪ 'Cause I'm a real Straight shooter ♪

♪ All is one, all is one All is one ♪

♪ All is one, all is one All is one ♪

♪ Always is always forever ♪

♪ Always is always forever ♪

♪ And they play it hot Behind the green door ♪

♪ As long as one is one ♪

♪ But they laugh a lot Behind the green door ♪

♪ Don't get me mad Don't tell no lie ♪

♪ Don't know what They're doing ♪

♪ Don't make me sad Don't pass me by ♪

♪ Don't you bring me down ♪

♪ For sure They shall surely see ♪

♪ Holding anything but me? ♪

♪ If you know what I mean ♪

♪ Inside yourself For your father ♪

♪ It's time we put Our love behind you ♪

♪ No clothing, no tears No hunger ♪

♪ Now is when On a sunshine beam ♪

♪ So I can find out What's behind the green door ♪

♪ The illusion Has been just a dream ♪

♪ The Valley of Death And I'll find you ♪

♪ There's an old piano ♪

♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪

♪ You can bring me love You can hang around ♪

♪ You can bring me up ♪

♪ You shall see, you shall see You shall see ♪

$425 dead or alive.