Jurassic Park Soundboard Edit

A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine

A dna strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing

A few species may have evolved along those lines

A full dna strand contains three billion genetic codes

A hundred million years ago there were mosquitoes just like today and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs

A load if I may say so of fashionable number crunching

A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching.

A reminder the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 all personnel be at the dock no later than 1845 no exceptions

A turkey

Absolutely spectacular designs spared no expense

Access main program

Access main program grid

Access main program grid.

Access main program. Access main security.

Access main security

Actually they can't breed in the wild

After 20 or 30 feet you come to a t junction take a left

After a long time the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized just like a dinosaur bone preserving the mosquito inside

After careful consideration i've decided not to endorse your park so have i

Ah Ah Ah

Ah ah ah #you didnt said the magic words #hacked #virus

Ahead of you is a metal staircase go down it

Alan and lex and tim

Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids

Alan look at this

Alan Partridge Jurassic Park

Alan this species of veriforman has been extinct since the cretaceous period I mean this thing what

Alan where

Alan!

Alan! (2)

Alan... where?

Alejandro's prepared a delightful menu for us chilean sea bass I believe shall we

All right here I go okay

All right she's suffering from melia toxicity every six weeks

All right slow down slow stop!

All security systems are enabled we got it

All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway

All we have to do is turn them back on reboot a few systems in here telephones security doors half dozen others but it worked

All we have to do is turn them on, reboot the system:

Amphibian dna what's that well on the tour the film said they used frog dna to fill in the gene sequence gaps

An aim not devoid of merit

And a seesaw.

And before you even knew what you had,

And blended it with that of frogs.

And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey. "

And even the word raptor means bird of prey

And he slashes at you with this a 6 inch retractable claw like a razor on the middle toe

And his book was a lot fatter than yours like this really yours was fully illustrated

And I thought maybe I should tell you the system is gonna be compiling for 18 to 20 minutes

And i'm not talking just about rides everybody has rides

And if I could just persuade you to sign off on the park

And it made a bunch of diamond dust and that changed the weather

And it made diamond dust. That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather.

And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs.

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrist

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrists

And not just kids everyone

And not just kids, everyone. We're going to open next year.

And now, we can make a baby dinosaur.

And push

And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago like dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us to find

And that's when the attack comes.

And the computers aren't even on their feet yet.

And the concrete moats and the motion sensor tracking systems

And then my teacher tells me about this book by a guy named bakker and he says

And then of course the tour moves on

And there's another example

And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds

And they're astonishing jumpers

And virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the dna sequence

And we can charge anything we want 2000 a day 10000 a day and people will pay it and there's the merchandise

And what are those small versions of adults honey

And why did they put the fiberglass thing

And you're telling me that Hammond can't even be bothered to see me?

Andale, si! Vamonos

Anybody hear that it's an impact tremor is what it is i'm fairly alarmed here

Anybody want a soda or something

Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter

Are these characters auto erotica

Are they heavy yeah then they're expensive put them back

Are those meat eating meat asauruses

Are we gonna hit that

Are you hearing this

Are you sure pretty sure

Are you sure we have to it's not worth taking the chance

Aren't they lovely aren't they glorious though

As I was saying we laid on lunch for you before you go into the park our gourmet chef alejandro

At least you're out of the tree

Baby Velociraptior #velocoraptor #chris pratt

Back in business #back in business #go back to work #break time is over #ellie sattler #laura dern #steven spielberg

Bad wind shears we have to drop pretty fast so hold on this can be just a little thrilling

Because all the animals in jurassic park are female

Because grant's like me he's a digger

Because of the behavior of the system in phase space

Because they sure don't look like birds to me

Because velociraptor's a pack hunter

Big tim the human piece of toast

Bit of an alarmist i'm afraid but knows more about raptors than anyone

Block the opening! Don't let her get out!

Block the opening! don't let her get out!

Blood temperature seems like about high 80s maybe wu ninety one

Boo!

Brachiosaurus Roar

Bring it forward come on!

But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts

But I think I can follow this and then talk you through it

But it ought to be me really going why i'm a and you're a

But my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls

But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary

But we've never shut down the entire system before it may not come back on at all

But you can't think through this one john you have to feel it

But you can't think through this one,John

But you need that piece over here and that piece

But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should

But,John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down,

By the way dr sattler she's not available is she why

Call the mainland tell them to send the damn helicopters

Can I touch it sure

Can we chance moving him please chance it

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs shortly

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs? Shortly, shortly, shortly

Can't you stop these things

Chaotician chaotician actually

Cheap cheap

Clever girl

Clever girl

Cloned from what

Come on come on girl come on come on baby

Come on come on little one come on

Come on come on then there you are

Come on girl come on up here girl

Come on guys it's not a race

Come on lex!

Come on this way

Come on tim hurry up let's get up this tree

Come on tim it's okay listen try up here

Come on we've got to get out of here now! right now! let's go

Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now!

Come on, little one.

Come on, this way

Come on, Tim, it's okay. Try up here. I don't want to.

Come on, up here.

Come on.

Condors condors are on the verge of extinction

Control room

Control room. Tour

Correct theoretically yes

Cover it all up pull it over

Cover it all up! Pull it over!

Cover the site! cover up the dig!

Creation is an act of sheer will

Customs can even check it if they want to

Damn

Damn it dead end

Damn it even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pen

Damn it!

Damn!

Dennis our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers

Deny them that

Did I say jerk

Did it work

Did you enjoy the helicopter yeah it went down and we all went right up

Did you feel that

Dilophosaurus Attacks

Dilophosaurus Playful

Dilophosaurus! shit!

Dino Dna

Dino droppings droppings

Dinosaur Escape

Dinosaur Herd #stampede #herd

Dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the earth

Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction

Dinosaurs...

Do they show intelligence was their brain cavity

Do what dr grant says!

Do you got any kids me hell yeah three I love kids

Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds and that's where they went

Doctor wu inserted a gene that creates a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism

Doctors if you please I have to insist that we get moving

Doctors, if you please, I have to insist that we get moving.

Dodgson we've got dodgson here

Dodgson!

Don't be scared come on it's okay

Don't be too hasty I mean it's only been gone

Don't get cheap on me dodgson

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson.

Don't let the monsters come over here

Don't move he can't see us if we don't move

Don't pull me too hard

Don't scare me

Don't you see the danger john inherent in what you're doing here

Donald dear boy relax try and enjoy yourself

Donald let him talk there's no reason I want to hear every viewpoint I really do

Dr grant

Dr grant come in the second car

Dr grant dr sattler we're ready to try again

Dr grant if there's one person here who could appreciate what I am trying to do

Dr grant my dear dr sattler

Dr grant!

Dr grant! (2)

Dr grant's not machine compatible

Dr sattler come with me

Dr. Grant, as I was saying,

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler,

Drop what you're doing and leave now

During most of your tour the appropriate information will be automatically selected and displayed for you

Eat man.

Eighteen minutes and your company catches up on 10 years of research

Ellie come on!

Ellie, boot up the door locks!

Embryo can #jurasic park #embryo #barbasol can #vials

Even problem solving intelligence; especially the big one.

Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right

Everybody heads up! keep it clear now

Everybody stay here.

Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep clear!

Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals

Fast for a biped cheetah speed

Faster tim!

Faster, Tim!

Fences are failing all over the park

Fifty sixty miles per hour if they ever got out in the open

Fifty, sixty miles per hour, if they ever got out in the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.

Find nedry check the vending machines

Find your footing

Five four three two one

Follow me

For a further three years

G'day, Henry. Oh, good day, sir.

Gate keeper!

Gatekeeper

Genetic power's the most awesome force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun

Gennaro said to stay put

Get down now! you're gonna have to jump

Get off the stick! Bloody move!

Get off the stick! bloody move!

Get rid of the flare!

Get rid of the flare! (2)

Get somebody else because I won't do it

Get the kids!

Get the kids! (2)

Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!

Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!

Get you to a doctor

Give me that glass of water we'll conduct an experiment

Go away! it's okay it's a brachiosaurus

Go i'm not letting go

Go now!

Go tim

Go tim go!

God bless you

God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man destroys god man creates dinosaurs

God help us when the hands of engineers

God you know what this is it's a dinosaur egg the dinosaurs are breeding

God!

Gonna cut through the glass!

Good boy good boy

Good day

Good day henry

Good day sir

Good here we go over the top take your time that's good come on

Gr Ga, uh, uh, gala

Grab the wire

Grandpa! kids!

Grant mr hammond the phones are working

Grant you'll never get him out of montana why not

Grant!

Grant!

Great then i'll catch up with you if you wanna go on

Hail mary full of grace

Hammond hates inspections they slow everything down

Have her follow the main cable

Have her follow the main cable. I understand how to read a schematic

He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion no

He had to leave early he wants to be with his daughter she's getting a divorce

He left us

He left us but that's not what i'm going to do okay

He left us. He left us!

He moves like a bird lightly bobbing his head

He sends his apologies

He slashes at you here or here or maybe across the belly spilling your intestines

He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality especially for a mathematician

He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today

He wants to be with his daughter. She's getting a divorce.

He's a digger.

He's going to eat the goat excellent

He's not breathing

He's put a tourniquet on

He's turning the safety systems off he didn't want anybody to see what he's about to do

He's turning the safety systems off. He doesn't want anybody to see what he's about to do

He’s Gonna Eat the Goat #gonna eat the goat #lamb chops #bbq #grill #jurassic park

Hell they've got it in for me

Hello

Hello john

Hello john hello john

Hello say hello hello

Hello yes

Henry why didn't you tell me

Here he comes well here I come

Here i've got you okay that's good over the rail

Here it comes! stand on it! fifth gear!

Hey baby

Hey look at this wait hey watch! hey come on watch this!

Hey look!

Hey where did you find those in the box under my seat

Hey your hair is all sticking up

Hey, come on, girl. Come on up here, girl.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! look at the brontosauruses I mean brachiosaurus

Hiring nedry was a mistake that's obvious

Hmph.

Hold on this isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam

Hold on to your butts

Hold on to your butts #hold on your butts #jurassic park butts #samuel l jackson butts #butt quote #get ready #here we go #lets roll

Hold onto me! Mr. Hammond!

Hold onto your butts

Homoeothermic it holds that temperature yes

How am I supposed to transport them

How are you planning to beat security

How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect

How can we stand in the light of discovery and not act

How did you do this i'll show you

How do you know they can't breed

How fast are they

How long does this usually take

How many lines of code are there about two million two million yeah

Hurry! turn it off!

I am not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker

I am totally unappreciated in my time

I bet I could climb over to the other side before you could even get to the top

I bet you'll never look at birds the same way again

I bring scientists you bring a rock star

I can see the shed from here we can make it if we run

I can tell instantly about people it's a gift

I can't get it unless I move

I can't get jurassic park back online without dennis nedry

I can't wait any more something went wrong

I could compensate you by fully funding your dig

I could get back on schedule

I did a test run on this thing it took me 20 minutes I think I can push it to 18 but you've got to give me at least 15 minutes

I didn't say I was scared

I didn't say you were scared I know

I do i'm affraid

I don't believe it

I don't believe it you're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters and the only one i've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer

I don't believe it. I don't believe it

I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them

I don't care for lawyers do you

I don't care for lawyers. Do you?

I don't know I guess we'll just have to evolve too

I don't know what do you call a blind dinosaur do you think he saurus

I don't really know any

I don't think you're giving us our due credit

I don't want that kid but a breed of the child could be intriguing

I don't want to jump to any conclusions but look dinosaurs and man two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together

I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look,

I finished debugging the phones you know I was going to so I did so I debugged the phones

I guess that means the power's off

I had a wee t****ze and a carousel and a seesaw

I had to promise to conduct a very thorough on site inspection

I happen to be a vegetarian

I hate being right all the time

I hate climbing I hate trees way too high

I hate computers the feeling's mutual

I hate the other kind

I have nothing on me go on

I heard that hammond's not even here

I heard that there was this meteor hit the earth someplace down in mexico and made this big crater

I insist on being here when they're born

I know how to read a schematic

I know.

I like cows

I like you both of you

I love kids. Hmm.

I made a mistake too I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now

I mean let's face it in your particular fields you're the top minds

I mean what's so wrong with kids they're noisy they're messy they're expensive

I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Oh, Ellie, look.

I need to or they'll pull the funding

I own an island off the coast of costa rica

I read your book that's great

I really hate that man

I really will not. There's been hardly any debate at all

I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction

I see the box it says high voltage yeah okay

I should have been there by now

I simply don't understand this luddite attitude especially from a scientist

I think it's ahead of us it could be anywhere

I think it's obvious now that he's not coming back

I think this was gennaro

I think this was Gennaro. I think this was too.

I think this was too

I think we're back in business!

I threw up

I told you how many times we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors

I understand but we need to deal with the situation now the insurance company you okay

I want tasers on full charge

I want to go now

I want you to stay right here and wait for me

I was overwhelmed by the power of this place

I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you I really will not

I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well

I'll be back soon I promise

I'll be damned

I'll call security

I'll call security.

I'll get them all

I'll get you next you're okay you're all right tim!

I'll just get a glass or two

I'll keep an eye on it maybe it'll swing south like the last one

I'll shut you down john

I'll stay awake all night all night

I'll switch it over to teleprompter

I'm a hacker that's what I said you're a nerd

I'm a hacker! That's what I said. You're a nerd.

I'm always on the lookout for a future ex mrs malcolm

I'm coming up to get you

I'm going to help you with your footing

I'm going up to the machine I thought maybe i'd get somebody something

I'm going with him

I'm going with him.

I'm going with you okay

I'm gonna do the same thing start with the same place again

I'm gonna go get the power back on

I'm gonna look after you but I have to help your brother

I'm gonna ride with dr sattler

I'm not letting go!

I'm sorry about the dramatic entrance dr sattler but

I'm sorry about your financial problems I really am but they are your problems

I'm sorry it's kind of a ride

I'm sorry this isn't possible

I'm sorry you two are yeah

I'm sorry!

I'm still not clear on chaos

I'm stuck the seat's got my feet

I'm tired i'm dirty i'm hot

I've already got ian malcolm but they think he's too trendy

I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island

I've got a jet standing by at choteau

I've got an 18 minute window

I've got her

I've got her.

I've got to get tim

I've had only sweets and I think i'm gonna get something salty

I've hunted most things that can hunt you but the way these move

I've leased it from the government and i've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve

I've leased it from the government,

Ian freeze!

Ian Malcolm Laugh #laugh #jeff goldblum #ian malcolm #chuckle

Ian Saves The Kids #ian malcolm #jeff goldblum #flare #dinosaur #sam neill #dr grant #rain #t rex

If I may i'll tell you the problem with the scientific power you're using here it didn't require any discipline to attain it

If I was to create a flock of condors on this island you wouldn't have anything to say

If the pirates of the caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat tourists

If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained

If two experts sign off on the island the insurance guys will back off

If two experts sign off on the island,

If we looked at screens like these once a second for eight hours a day it'd take two years to look at the entire dna strand it's that long

If you look to the right you'll see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour called dilophosaurus

Imagine yourself in the cretaceous period

Imperfections in the skin just microscopic never repeat and vastly affect the outcome

In 48 hours i'll be accepting your apologies

In unfertilized emu or ostrich eggs

Is an act of sheer will.

Is there anybody else who thinks that we shouldn't be out here

Is this west indian lilac yes we know they're toxic but the animals don't eat them

It changed why because tiny variations the orientation of the hairs on your hands

It changed.

It could've been worse a lot worse

It could've been worse, John. A lot worse

It looks like it has a cold yeah maybe

It seems to happen every six weeks or so six weeks

It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems

It tells you everything i've got to find the right file

It'll eat a lot of compute cycles we'll lose part of the system for a while

It's a little distorted but I don't think it's the computer

It's a unix system I know this

It's a veggie saurus lex veggie saurus veggie

It's a veggie saurus, Lex, veggie saurus.

It's a velociraptor

It's all right like hell it is

It's all the files of the whole park

It's an interactive cd rom!

It's cooled and compartmentalized inside

It's five six feet high i'm guessing nine feet long

It's gonna cut through the glass!

It's good

It's hardly appropriate to start hurling

It's in there

It's in there.

It's just like coming out of a tree house did your dad ever build you a tree house no yeah me too

It's large flat and gray

It's no wonder these guys learned how to fly

It's okay

It's okay look see that it's on it worked

It's right up your alley

It's still the flea circus it's all an illusion

It's the other car!

It's turning the eggs

Item 151 on today's glitch list

Jeff Goldblum Laugh #lol #laugh #jeff #goldblum

JeffGoldblum Laugh

Jesus!

John doesn't subscribe to chaos particularly what it says about his science project

John hammond and i'm delighted to meet you finally in person dr grant

John i'm in great

John john

John the kind of control you're attempting is not possible

John they're out there where people are dying

Jophery raise the gate

JP Doors Failing

JP Notification

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park Ah Ah Ah!

Jurassic Park Clever Girl

Jurassic Park ah ah ah

Jurassic park celebration

Jurassic park intro

Jurassic park melodica

Jurassic Park melodica cover

Jurassic Park Theme

Jurassic Park Theme

Jurassic Park Theme = MattHQ

Jurassic Park with Recorder

Jurassicpark hackercrap

JurassicPark Journey

JurassicWorldClaire

Just cut it will you shut it down! what

Just keep going, guys

Just look at this work station what a complete slob

Just look how it eats

Just move! just move!

Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of dna the building blocks of life

Just the two raptors right

Just think of it as kind of a big cow

Just to be safe I want everybody in the emergency bunker until mr arnold returns and the whole system's running again

Just to be safe, I want everybody in the emergency bunker...

Keep absolutely still it's vision is based on movement

Keep it clear! Okay, down!

Keep it clear! stand back!

Keycheck space minus 0 keychecks off safety space minus 0

Kids get scared

Kids okay I didn't ask why wouldn't they be

Kids okay? I didn't ask. Why wouldn't they be?

Ladies and gentlemen last shuttle leaving for the dock leaves in approximately five minutes

Let go i'll count to three

Let me see go on

Let's get this straight this is not a weekend excursion

Let's see rats

Lex you look after tim

Lex you're all right in there

Lex you're choking me

Life breaks free expands to new territories and it crashes through barriers painfully maybe even dangerously but there it is there it is

Life Finds A Way

Life Finds A Way

Life finds a way #evolution #dinosaurs #jeff goldblum

Life found a way

Like I said there's this other book by a guy named bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases he definitely didn't say they turned into birds

Listen tim tim which car were you planning on whichever one you are

Locked loading team step away move it

Look above you there should be a bundle of cable and pipes all heading in the same direction follow that

Look at that

Look at that it's a dinosaur

Look at the pubic bone turned backward just like a bird

Look at the pubic bone, turned backward, just like a bird.

Look at the stick you like the stick go on and get it

Look at the vertebrae full of air sacs and hollows just like a bird

Look at the wheeling uniform direction changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator

Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. "White rabbit object. "

Look come on let's go we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back

Look how much blood

Look out!

Look what'd you do he touched it

Looking at the map i'd say the visitor's center is just a mile over that rise there just keep

Loy extractions never recreated an intact dna strand not without massive sequence gaps

Magic word jurassic park

Maintenance shed at the end of the compound

Make the one i've got down in kenya look like a petting zoo

Malcolm was right look

Malcolm's okay for now I gave him a shot of morphine

Maybe even pen a wee testimonial,

Maybe it's the power trying to come back on

Maybe the shutdown tripped the circuit breakers

Micro vesicles that's interesting

More adventurous guests of course can opt for our jungle river cruise or for a close up look at our majestic

Move! Quickly! Tim, move!

Mr arnold mr arnold

Mr. Arnold? John, I'm in.

Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business!

Muldoon tranquillized her for me

Must go faster

Must go faster

Must Go Faster! #faster #goldblum #keep going #lets go #speed up #hurry

My glasses I can afford more glasses!

My glasses! I can afford more glasses.

Nahaha Full

National weather service is tracking a tropical storm about 75 miles west of us

Next time everything's correctable

Next time it'll be flawless

Nice boy nice boy nice dinosaur

Nice hat what're you trying to look like a secret agent

No boot up the door locks! get back! boot up the door locks

No damn good.

No drivers no no drivers they're electric they run on this track in the middle of the roadway here totally non polluting

No i'm simply saying that life finds a way

No menthol

No no I can manage this I know my way around the kitchen

No no listen you've got to give me the time

No no they're still on

No promises

No seriously

No that's crazy you're out of your mind he's absolutely out of his mind

No we can't why not because we're being hunted in the bushes straight ahead

No we have no animatronics here

No we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet

No wonder you're extinct i'm gonna run you over when I come back down

No, no, no, we have no animatronics here, no.

No, seriously

No, Tim!

No!

No! No! Aaah

No. No? Non linear equations?

Nobody could predict that dr grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle

Non hai detto la parola magica

None of these attractions are ready yet but the park will open with the basic tour you are about to take and then other rides will come on line 6 or 12 months after that

Now a whole team of genetic engineers goes to work on

Now as I understand it all the systems will then come back on their original start up mode

Now i'll get right to the point

Now kids come away not too close to the cars

Now let's say a drop of water falls on your hand which way will the drop roll off which finger thumb i'd say

Now lex listen lex i'm right here

Now look at this next entry it's the kicker

Now that's where our geneticists take over

Now this isn't going to be just like switching on the kitchen light

Now wait a second we haven't even seen the park yet

Now wait a second. We haven't even seen the park yet,

Now, a whole team of genetic engineers

Now, kids, come away. Not too close to the cars.

Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex..

Occasionally. Uh, yeah,

Of course

Oh cool night vision

Oh god something went wrong something's happened something's wrong

Oh great now she'll never try anything new she'll sit in her room never come out play on her computer

Oh man I hate trees they don't bother me yeah well you weren't in the last one

Oh mr arnold

Oh my god

Oh my god look at that

Oh no

Oh yes i've got the lines here

Oh, cool. Night vision

Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.

Oh, imbalance, disorientation, labored breathing. Right.

Oh, my God!

Oh, oh, it simply deals with, uh, unpredictability in complex systems.

Oh, that's great! Customs can even check it if they want to.

Oh, this is it! This might be the right file.

Oh, wow

Oh! How am I supposed to transport them?

Ok now freeze your hand don't move

Okay

Okay following the piping

Okay going down

Okay i'm gonna count to three

Okay i'm gonna have to find the others

Okay keep low and follow me

Okay three years cheers

Okay.

Okay. Charged

Okay. I'm gonna have to find the others,

On delivery 50000 more for each viable embryo

One Big Pile

One of the earliest carnivores we now know dilophosaurus is actually poisonous spitting its venom at its prey causing blindness and eventually paralysis allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure

One two

One two three

One two three four okay charged

One two three! four five

One,

Ooh! Aaah! Watch your head.

Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before

Paleo dna from what source

Parasaur

People are dying

People said they saw the fleas I can see the fleas can't you see the fleas clown fleas high wire fleas and fleas on parade

Perfect timing i'd hoped they'd hatch before I had to go to the boat

Peter Griffen Jurassic Park

Phew!

Phone nedry's people in cambridge

Phones are out too

Play fetch look stick look at stick stick stupid fetch the stick boy

Please

Please! god damn it I hate this hacker crap

Population control is one of our security precautions

Post mortem contraction of the posterior neck ligaments

Preserving the mosquito inside.

Push it

Push it

Pushing team move in there move in

Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic

Put your head between your knees

Quiet all of you!

Raptor

Raptor rawr

Raptor regular call

Ray start the tour program

Ready move it

Really spectacular spared no expense

Relax john it's all part of the miracle of cloning

Remember viable embryos they're no use to us if they don't survive

Remind me to thank john for a lovely weekend

Right.

Robert I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep and bring back my grandchildren sure

Robert muldoon my game warden from kenya

Robert, I, I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough...

Run

Run towards the shed

Same with wives, for that matter

Says that they insist on outside opinions

Screen says faulty sensor

See and touch.

See here I am now by myself talking to myself

See nobody cares

See, nobody cares #nobody cares #idgaf #jurassic park #no fucks given

Seguro? A ver, muestrame. Si, venga.

She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came

She said I should ride with you 'cause it'd be good for you

She was always my favorite when I was a kid and now I see she's the most beautiful thing I ever saw

She's sick

She's tenacious you have no idea

Shoot Her! #shoot her #kill her #raptor attacks #raptor attacks park worker #jurassic park

Shoot her! shoot her!

Should bring an immediate return

Shutting down the system is the only way to wipe out everything that he did

Simply touch the area of the screen displaying the appropriate icon

Since it's so old it's full of holes

Slow it down!

So I can see that my 50000 a year has been well spent

So much for our first tour two no shows and one sick triceratops

So shutting down the entire system

So the only way to find them now is to go through the computer's lines of code one by one

So what are you thinking that we're out of a job don't you mean extinct

So you know try to show a little respect okay

So you two dig up dinosaurs

So you two, um, dig up dinosaurs?

Some of the minor systems might go on or off, but it's nothing to worry about.

Some of the minor systems they might go on and off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it's a simple thing

Some very serious safety questions about the park.

Some west african frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment

Somebody help him!

Something that they could...