Avengers: Endgame Edit

A bunch of nasty alternative realities.

A chance, maybe.

A dominion of death...

A failure?

A fully functioning time space GPS.

A girl would be nice.

A grateful universe.

A liar is not one of them.

A liar is not one of them.

A little discombobulated from the chronoshift.

A lot of people didn't.

A lotta people did.

A soul for a soul.

A story.

A time heist?

About 20 blocks that way.

About the survivability of it all.

About what we were saying.

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely.

Activate Instant Kill.

After that, the stones served no purpose...

Against the forces of darkness...

Ah, you're right, I don't. But I need that stone...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Alexander Pierce.

All gone.

All I know is he doesn't have 'em.

All of us.

All right, all right. That's a good point.

All right, Cap, I got our scepter in the elevator...

All right, Clint.

All right, get him on his feet.

All right, heartbreaker, she's alone.

All right, I'll see you there.

All right, move it, Stuart Little.

All right, so...

All right, the glove's ready.

All right, we all have our assignments.

All right, we'll meet you back here, okay?

All right?

All right? It means no talking to our past selves...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'm not ready for this.

All right. We have a plan.

All that is really helpful.

All they have to do is not fall out.

Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter...

Am...

America. Rogers.

Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Amplify this, Maw.

An everlasting exchange.

And "can't" seems very definitive. Don't you think?

And acquire new particles.

And activate Barn Door Protocol, will ya?

And as long as there are those that remember what was...

And ask our librarians

And bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time.

And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda...

And drop it to the bottom of the lake...

And eat a salad.

And even though they're gone...

And ever since Hank Pym got snapped

And extract the Reality Stone, and get gone lickety split.

And for better or worse...

And go to bed.

And grow.

And guess what, Cap?

And help me get my family back?

And his answer was always the same.

And his body over there...

And I believe I remember telling all youse...

And I don't have time to debate it.

And I don't wanna hurt you.

And I got all dusty?

And I got stuck in there.

And I got to introduce her to my mother...

And I know how I know.

And I must've passed out,

And I needed you.

And I was better because of it.

And I...

And I'll bring him a Xorrian elixir when I come back.

And I'm gonna need that case.

And I'm gonna poke her with this thing...

And I'm happy for you. I really am.

And if you don't mind my asking,

And maybe not die trying.

And me.

And not in a fun way.

And now you wanna pull a... What do you call it?

And now, look at me.

And now, looking back on it,

And now, now we have a chance to bring her back...

And returning in five...

And satellites, and we got nothing.

And scan the duplicate's memories.

And secondly, time doesn't work that way.

And she became very, very sick.

And so I had to take her to Asgard,

And something like a normal version

And stop saying that.

And terrifying.

And that flow splits.

And that is destiny fulfilled.

And that'll be it.

And that's enough.

And that's it. That's those little

And the magic hammers and whatnot.

And the sports are all kinda fuzzy and whatnot.

And then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it?

And then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it?

And then he started doing the yellow sparkly thing

And then I got this.

And then move on with enormous guilt...

And then Thanos happened...

And then the Aether stuck itself inside her...

And then things got quiet...

And then, we all lost.

And then...

And there are plenty of people who are only kind of gone...

And these stones have been

And these stones have been

And to all who seek the Soul Stone.

And to be honest,

And to see a friend.

And too much time at the office.

And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

And we could navigate it?

And we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge...

And we had to try and fix her.

And we're gonna win.

And we're talking about space magic.

And when he worked, he talked about his Great Plan.

And when she's not looking, suck out the Infinity Stone...

And yet, you always need it.

And you can help them.

And you want to know who helped me out of it?

And you weren't there.

And you?

And you'll have the chance to prove it.

And you're telling me that you won't even...

And you've never seen these two men before?

And you've won.

And your former present becomes the past...

And, uh, between you and I, morale's a little fragile.

And, you know,

And... kill it!

Annoying little planet...

Answer the question.

Ant Man? I know you know that.

Anyone else here kill that guy?

Anyone see an ugly brown van out there?

Anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't...

Anything else.

Approaching jump in three...

Are happening everywhere.

Are there any other options with the Tesseract?

Are you being serious?

Are you here about the cable?

Are you okay?

Are you seriously telling me

Are you sure?

Are you talking about a time machine?

Are you telling me this actually worked?

Aren't even dating anymore, so...

Aren't like they are up here.

Arnim, you in there?

Arnim?

As does what you fear.

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

As in, past tense.

As long as we have the stones...

As promises go, that was pretty lame.

Assemble.

At a certain point in time...

At another point in time?

At the moment it was taken.

At the very center of celestial existence.

Avengers.

Avengers...

Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?

Babe?

Back in the game.

Back to me.

Barton! Barton, come in.

Basically, any movie that deals with time travel.

Be careful.

Because before you didn't have me.

Because I woke up and you were gone.

Because it's always you.

Because now...

Because once we're done with the stones...

Because you won't be alive to tell them.

Beer's in the bucket.

Before Morgan takes it sledding.

Before Thanos gets them...

Best of both worlds.

Better hustle, Cap.

Better record a little greeting...

Beyond temptation.

Bigger than his?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Billions of people stay dead.

Bit of lunch and then Asgard. I'm sorry, you are...?

Boom!

Born out of blood.

Boss, wake up!

Boys!

Boys!

Boys! Oh, my God!

Brave baby steps we gotta take...

Breakers are set.

Breathe, breathe.

Bring back what we lost, I hope, yes.

Bring her to my ship.

Bruce gave him a sedative.

Bruce!

Bucky is alive.

Buddy.

Bunch of tired old mules. I got nothing for you, Cap.

But come on, who knew?

But come on. The kid...

But Doctor Strange was there, right? And he was like...

But eventually...

But I can't stop thinking about it.

But I don't even know

But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.

But I gotta tell you my priorities.

But I lost someone very important to me.

But I'll tell you now...

But I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

But I'm seeing him again tomorrow, so...

But it doesn't always roll that way.

But it looks like...

But my new one, not so much.

But not us.

But only what it has been given.

But she loves me 3,000.

But she still isn't here, is she?

But she's gone.

But that isn't true.

But that's what we do, right?

But the radiation's mostly gamma.

But the work is done.

But the work is done.

But then exit the quantum realm

But then, I start looking at him as the cure.

But there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

But this is a second chance.

But this is our fight, too.

But we can erase it.

But we work with what we got, right?

But what if we did?

But would you be able to rest?

But you seem pretty miserable already.

But you, you're a leader.

But you're a very earthly being, okay?

But you've shown me...

But, sire, our troops!

By all means.

By one of the six Infinity Stones.

By the way, feel free to clean up.

By the way.

Bye bye, you're not going home.

Can we agree on that?

Can we focus, please?

Can we get a photo?

Can you access her?

Can you describe them?

Can your science prevent all that?

Can't get her back.

Can't roll the dice on it.

Canopy, canopy, canopy.

Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me?

Cap, we can bring her back. Isn't that right?

Cap!

Cap?

Cap?

Cap? Captain?

Cap.

Captain.

Careful with that thing.

Carol, are we seeing you here next month?

Cassie?

Change of plans.

Changing the past doesn't change the future.

Cheeseburgers.

Cheez Whiz?

Chow time!

Clearly you weren't actually born here, right?

Clearly, your friend is fine.

Clint, now you're gonna feel

Clint, where's Nat?

Clint!

Clint?

Clint.

Clip all the branches.

Clouds his judgment.

Come down to that basement you're hiding in...

Come here, cuddly little rascal.

Come here. Right here.

Come in, we have a problem.

Come in, we have a...

Come on, buddy, wake up!

Come on, I feel like I'm the only one eating here.

Come on, step on up. Do you mind?

Come on, that's your favorite story.

Come on, we gotta go.

Come on, you bastard.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Comes through me.

Coming to secure it.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Consider me a guide...

Cooper?

Coordinates for Vormir are laid in.

Correct.

Could I get a little space here?

Couldn't stop him.

Create a new one...

Dab.

Dad?

Dad?

Damn you.

Danvers, we need an assist here.

Daughter of Ivan.

Daughter.

Deep space scans...

Define "lunch"

Did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?

Did nothing for your ass.

Did we get 'em all?

Did you get that?

Did you see what happens in the future?

Did you want to grab one with me? I'm Ant Man.

Didn't bring one for the whole team.

Didn't have to climb a mountain.

Didn't think so.

Die Hard. No, that's not one.

Die!

Different people here, Natasha.

Do I know you?

Do we have a visual? How are we handling it?

Do we know if she had family?

Do you know what that makes you?

Do you remember when we were in space?

Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy?

Does she, now?

Don't bother.

Don't care. Couldn't care less.

Don't change anything from the last five years.

Don't do anything stupid till I get back.

Don't feel bad about this.

Don't give me hope.

Don't move him.

Don't post it on social media.

Don't say that name.

Don't what?

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry, Bruce.

Don't worry.

Don't.

Down to its last atom.

Dude, that was so crazy.

Dude. Come on!

Each.

Ear nose throat meets rabbit from hat.

Earth became ground zero for a power surge

Eh, same old crap. You know, how things have changed.

Eighteen months in the gamma lab.

Either it's all a joke, or none of it is.

Emergency generators are on standby.

Even disassembled, I wanted to please him.

Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this...

Everybody comes home.

Everybody in this room is about that superhero life.

Everybody knows who's in charge.

Everybody wants a happy ending, right?

Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor.

Everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago...

Everything is gonna work out

Everything is unpredictable.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Evidence secure.

Exactly the way it's supposed to.

Exactly.

Except it isn't.

Except it was worse for me...

Excuse me! Out of the way!

Excuse me. Sorry.

Factoring in spectral decomp.

Fair game.

Father...

Father's plan is finally in motion.

Feel free to log on to the Wi Fi.

Find the stones, bring them to me.

First of all, that's horrible.

First, Hulk lost, then Banner lost...

First, they lost Asgard, then half their people.

Five years ago, right before...

Five years ago, we got our asses beat.

Five years ago, we lost.

Flick me.

For "damn near been killed"

For everything...

For him, as long as he needs. For us, five seconds.

For Infinity Stones.

For me to safely execute said time heist.

For me, it was five hours.

For one of you.

For one round trip each.

For the first time in a thousand years,

For the last five years, I've been trying to do one thing.

For years, I've been treating the Hulk

For you, Lady Jane.

Force of habit.

Four...

Friday, do me a favor

Friday, what are they firing at?

Friday?

From nine years in the future.

From two different times.

Gamora?

Gave away the store.

Get him back.

Get it started. We'll get the stones to you.

Get it together!

Get that rabbit!

Get that stone and come back. No messing around.

Get the stones. Get them back.

Get those stones as far away as possible!

Get to right here.

Get up. Father wants us back on the ship.

Get your hands off me.

Get your helmet on.

Give it to me.

Give these guys some help.

Go ahead.

Go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos?

Go cry to your father, you little weasel.

Go get your arrow.

Go grab your hammer and you go fly and you talk to him.

Go rest my eyes.

Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys.

Go.

God, what a world. Universe, now.

Going quantum. Three...

Gone.

Gone.

Gonna miss you, buddy.

Good job, hawk eye.

Good job. I'm saved.

Good job. Meet me in the alley.

Good luck on your mission, Captain.

Good luck on your project, Doctor.

Good luck, Scott. You got this.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good sport.

Good to go, yeah?

Good to meet you, Potts.

Good, because if we blow the grid,

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. I'm happy for you.

Good. That face goes there.

Good. You had me worried there.

Goodbye.

Got a name?

Got it!

Got it.

Got it. I'm approaching the elevator now.

Gotta move on.

Gotta move your foot here.

Gotta say it. I sometimes miss that giddy optimism.

Great minds think alike.

Great to see you, angry girl!

Guys, chop chop. Come on. We're on the clock.

Guys, what is it?

Guys.

Guys...

Had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves.

Hail Hydra.

Hand it over.

Hand over the case, Stark.

Hang on! I'm coming!

Hang on.

Hang on. I got you, kid.

Has been one of the few failures of my entire life.

Has been stopped by lightning strikes.

Has rarely outweighed my own self interest.

Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics?

Have some eggs.

Have to find a way to grow up in.

Have we ever met that guy?

Have you been listening to anything?

He did exactly what he said he was gonna do.

He did his best.

He just opened a portal and walked through.

He knows!

He made it for you.

He never met a problem he couldn't solve with a belt.

He should be here.

He thinks he failed.

He used the stones again.

He won't let me.

He won't like that.

He won't see you.

He's convulsing. Give him air!

He's found an Infinity Stone.

He's gonna probably be out for the rest of the day.

He's not wrong.

He's pretty good at that.

He's the man above the folks

Head to the lobby.

Hello? Thor!

Help, somebody help!

Her synaptic drive was probably damaged in battle.

Here goes!

Here we go.

Here, take this.

Here. Wipe.

Here's an interesting story, though, about the Aether.

Here's the deal, tubby.

Hey, babe?

Hey, can we hurry it up?

Hey, Cap, you read me?

Hey, Cap.

Hey, guys!

Hey, have a little compassion, pal.

Hey, hey, hey! Easy! Easy!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, Humie.

Hey, kid!

Hey, man! Make love, not war.

Hey, Miss Potts. Pep.

Hey, Pep.

Hey, Peter Parker.

Hey, Queens, heads up!

Hey, you guys want mayo? Or mustard?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Nice to meet you...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, look at me.

Hey. Hey! Aren't you drunk enough already?

Hi, I'm Peter Parker.

Hi, Sam.

Hi.

Hi.

Hippie. Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?

His alternative is death.

His head was over there...

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on!

Holy cow!

Honestly, until this exact second

Honey?

Honey.

Honey.

Hope?

Hope. She's my, um...

Hot Tub Time Machine.

How about ketchup?

How about now? Can you see now?

How can I?

How did you find this?

How do I look?

How do we know you will?

How does it feel?

How long is this gonna take?

How much my help is worth?

How much we miss the Mets.

How to successfully operate that thing?

How you doing, squirt?

How'd that work out for ya?

How's it going?

Howard.

Howard...

However, high hopes won't help...

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Might wanna let that stew awhile.

Hulk out!

Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?

I always wear this. It's one of my favorites.

I am gonna fly over to your house,

I am Groot.

I am inevitable.

I am inevitable.

I am inevitable.

I am sick of this.

I am this.

I am. Yes.

I believe the most likely outcome

I bet the raccoon

I can do this all day.

I can give you a handful of crickets on a bed of lettuce.

I can put a pin in it right now and stop.

I can tell you where Thanos is.

I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

I can't do this.

I can't do this. I can't do this.

I can't risk this reality on a promise.

I can't stop thinking about it.

I can't.

I cried just before dessert.

I did.

I didn't ask for your help.

I didn't even know what to talk about.

I didn't say I was from the future.

I didn't.

I do have a ride though.

I do.

I don't believe we would.

I don't even know if you're still...

I don't even know who you are.

I don't know how you're gonna get it through all of that.

I don't know if you're ever gonna see these.

I don't know why everyone believes that,

I don't know.

I don't know. He blew right by his time stamp.

I don't much care.

I don't think so.

I don't understand.

I don't want a picture with them.

I don't want to lose, uh, Tiny here in the 1950s.

I dream about you.

I fear you might be right.

I feel like I'm losing it.

I found them all.

I get emails from a raccoon...

I get it. I don't want it, either.

I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay?

I got it!

I got it.

I got my second chance right here, Cap.

I got no coordinates...

I got something on my mind.

I got the thing. Come on. We gotta move.

I got this!

I got this. Okay, I don't got this.

I gotta tell you,

I guess I'll be eating dinner in the pantry again.

I guess we do.

I had a vision. I didn't wanna believe it.

I had no idea if that was gonna work.

I have a little girl.

I have eyes on Loki. 14th floor.

I have no idea if it's going to work.

I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here.

I have no path.

I have the stones.

I have to hot wire it.

I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back.

I just got a call from the secretary.

I just got hit in the head with the Hulk.

I just remember the good stuff.

I just want peace.

I knew it!

I know for a fact they were there.

I know it will.

I know people who might.

I know what I must do.

I know you got a lot of pull, I'm just saying,

I know you got a lot on the line.

I know you think I'm down here

I know you.

I know, it's crazy.

I know, it's crazy. It's crazy.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I know. Of course you are.

I like this one.

I literally pieced it together as I went along.

I lost the kid.

I lost the only family I ever had.

I love you 3,000.

I love you 3,000.

I mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks...

I mean, honestly, how do you keep your food down?

I mean, the scene that he left...

I mean, they look like bad guys.

I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try.

I mean, what was the point? I was too late.

I miss her, man.

I need every available MP to sublevel six.

I need the case.

I put the brains and the brawn together...

I really need to talk to you guys.

I really need to talk to you.

I really tried to bring her back.

I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible, too.

I said bring them in.

I said we'd lose.

I saw this coming a few years back.

I see this as an absolute win.

I see with more than eyes, you know that.

I should probably lie down for a minute.

I should put it in a lockbox

I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't have come.

I shouldn't be here. This is bad.

I swear...

I think I liked you better either of the other ways.

I think I'm having a panic attack.

I think we both need to get a life.

I think we could bring them back.

I think you look great, Cap.

I thought about what my dad did.

I thought by eliminating half of life...

I thought my dad was tough on me.

I thought you were a Build A Bear.

I thought you were coordinating

I try to kill you.

I used the stones to destroy the stones.

I used the stones to destroy the stones.

I used to have nothing.

I wanna see everything.

I was in a place called the quantum realm.

I was just standing there.

I was made for this.

I was raised by witches, boy.

I was the guy that got really big. I had a mask on.

I wasn't always like this.

I went for the head.

I went in the ice in '45,

I will make you proud.

I will shred this universe...

I wish you were coming here to ask me something else.

I won.

I would like to try again.

I would never betray you.

I wouldn't have been surprised...

I'd ask...

I'd be careful going that way.

I'd like to see if it checks out.

I'd say I'm feeling a little better today.

I'll be right back, okay?

I'll do it.

I'll do my best.

I'll have that drink now.

I'll head down for recon.

I'll look at the weather projections.

I'll see if the scullery has a couple of to go cups.

I'll see you after. Go on ahead.

I'll see you back.

I'll take you to space.

I'll tell you, that kid's not even here yet

I'll try some of that life Tony was telling me to get.

I'm a visitor from MIT.

I'm about to hit you in the head

I'm afraid not.

I'm being careful.

I'm being very careful.

I'm confused. I thought that was your job.

I'm counting on it...

I'm counting on you, Bruce.

I'm covering a lot of territory.

I'm dispatching you to his ship.

I'm fine. Just long hours.

I'm fine. Totally fine.

I'm game.

I'm going inside you...

I'm going to do in our time.

I'm going to try something. Okay?

I'm gonna be running point on the scepter.

I'm gonna enjoy it...

I'm gonna get you all the cheeseburgers you want.

I'm gonna grab a quick slice.

I'm gonna have to ask you

I'm gonna have to call the director.

I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott.

I'm here. Can you hear me?

I'm honestly happy to see you guys, I just...

I'm hoping if you play this back...

I'm in charge.

I'm making for Mom.

I'm not gonna argue who's got the higher authority here...

I'm not Loki...

I'm not supposed to be like everyone else, am I?

I'm not sure the science really supports that.

I'm not sure.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm so confused.

I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.

I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bruce.

I'm sorry, that must have been a very long five years.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What, we're all just sitting around

I'm starting to think we mean

I'm starving.

I'm still trying to be better.

I'm still worthy.

I'm telling you. You're in no condition.

I'm thankful.

I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?

I'm the strongest Avenger, okay?

I'm trying to save your life, you idiot.

I'm wearing shirts now.

I'm working on it.

I'm you.

I've already done in theirs.

I've been there myself.

I've got a job to do.

I've got a mild inspiration.

I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.

I've really missed you, Mom.

Idiot, no.

If he gets all of them...

If I give up the Time Stone

If I tell you what happens...

If it's all the same to you...

If only it were that easy.

If there ever was such a thing.

If there's no logical, tangible way

If we can do this, you know...

If we do this, how do we know

If we don't get that stone...

If you could send Loki some soup.

If you don't talk shop, you can stay for lunch.

If you find this recording...

If you pick the right year,

If you told me 10 years ago that we weren't alone...

Impossible.

In a lot of different places throughout history.

In a lot of different places throughout history.

In all my years of conquest...

In Germany?

In layman's terms, it means you're not coming home.

In order to return the stones, you have to survive.

In order to take the stone...

In our solar system on Morag.

In plain sight.

In that reality...

In the case of an untimely death. On my part.

In the future...

In this new branch reality...

Infection's run its course,

Instead of pushing Lang through time,

Inverted, please.

Iron Man.

Is anything really impossible?

Is based on Back to the Future?

Is he asleep?

Is how well they succeed at being who they are.

Is impermanence.

Is not gonna bring everybody back.

Is that anybody's sandwich?

Is that everyone?

Is that what you're calling this?

Is the fact I have to live in a world

It always will be.

It can't be undone.

It can't be undone.

It can't.

It is go time.

It isn't.

It makes you think that maybe

It nearly killed me.

It nearly killed me.

It never left.

It was a bad joke.

It was a memory, but not hers.

It was an infectious garbage scow.

It was beautiful.

It was fun.

It was never personal.

It was supposed to be me.

It was you.

It wasn't.

It won't happen.

It worked.

It worked.

It's a baby.

It's a bad idea!

It's a billion to one cosmic fluke.

It's a mess back here.

It's a start.

It's an earthquake under the ocean.

It's been 23 days since Thanos came to Earth.

It's dead.

It's definitely Barton.

It's fine, actually. Mom never wears anything I buy her.

It's fun.

It's gonna be a real tearjerker.

It's gonna be okay, Buck.

It's gonna end any differently than it did before?

It's got me scratching my head

It's gotta be me.

It's in celebration.

It's just him.

It's left to us, guys.

It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything.

It's like...

It's my destiny.

It's not lightning strikes we're looking at.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's Peter.

It's probably a rival gang.

It's ridiculous.

It's Rocket.

It's Thanos.

It's that bad, huh?

It's that bad.

It's the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme

It's the EPR Paradox.

It's the first time in five years.

It's the front gate.

It's time for me to be who I am...

It's tricky, dangerous.

It's where Thanos murdered my sister.

Jarvis.

Jesus.

Juice pops exactly...

Just a book on composting.

Just as long as we're all in agreement.

Just do it!

Just let me do it.

Just like everyone else.

Just like that?

Just passing the 80th floor.

Just so we're talking about the same thing...

Just so you know, this is my ship still.

Keep what I found, I have to, at all costs.

Kid!

Killing all these people isn't gonna bring your family back.

Kind of a step down from the golden palaces

Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody

Laura!

Less of a chance she'd turn out exactly like me.

Let alone to this extent, I mean,

Let me ask you a question.

Let me go.

Let me guess, he turned into a baby.

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

Let me up! Let me up!

Let me...

Let's do it.

Let's go get this son of a bitch.

Let's just say that the greater good

Let's start over, shall we?

Let's sync up.

Let's take cover.

Let's take cover.

Life functions critical.

Lightning won't help you, pal.

Lightning.

Like a planet? Like in outer space?

Like he's some kind of disease...

Like it's someone else's.

Like Thanos.

Like you had any idea

Like...

Lila, let's go.

Lila!

Lila! Lila!

Lila?

Lila?

Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately...

Listen, fur face.

Little stroll down memory lane.

Loki!

Loki?

Long time no see.

Look at me.

Look out for each other.

Look, he's still got the stones, so...

Look, I'm sorry, no offense,

Look, if you do this...

Look, it's not just the fact...

Look, sitting here staring at the thing

Look, we go back, we get the stones

Looking for Doctor Zola, have you seen him?

Looks like a bunch of cartel guys...

Looks like we're improvising.

Love you tons.

Maguna.

Make schmoopy talk to Pretty Pants...

Make sense?

Maybe he made a mistake.

Maybe he's making this shit up.

Maybe I am.

Maybe it doesn't need to be done.

Maybe smash a few things along the way.

Maybe this time.

Maybe you should.

Maybe you wanna go talk to him, okay?

Maybe...

Mayday, Mayday! Does anybody copy?

Me either.

Me too.

Me, too.

Me.

Mexico.

Might scare you.

Military installation, Garden State.

Millions will suffer.

Mind your elbow.

Mm...

Mm... Bleecker Street.

Mom, I have to tell you something.

Mommy told me to come and save you.

Morgan H. Stark, you want some lunch?

Most of us are going somewhere we know.

Move it or lose it, hairbag.

Mr. Stark?

My father is many things.

My father is many things.

My father used to have this huge barrel of Aakonian ale.

My father...

My friends call me Mr. Secretary.

My grandfather, many years ago...

My head is splitting. I don't know.

My job, his job.

My ladies, I'll see you after.

My old man,

My pay grade here.

My sister...

Nat?

Nat.

Natasha, you know what I've done.

Natasha.

Nate, mayo or mustard?

Nebula, listen to her.

Need your briefcase?

Neither could I.

Neither should you.

Never even had a chance to get their guns off.

Never mind. These will be fine. Thank you.

Never. Never.

Nice place in the Village, though.

Nice throw, kiddo.

Nice!

Night night.

No betting on sporting events.

No clues, no strategies, no options.

No do overs.

No do overs.

No ground defenses of any kind.

No mistakes...

No one asked you to look, Tony.

No one blamed you, Bruce.

No one's ever seen anything like it.

No password, obviously.

No satellites. No ships. No armies.

No stairs!

No trust, liar.

No way to get 'em back.

No, don't you get all decent on me now.

No, he wiped my face with a planet...

No, he's going to answer to us.

No, I don't think I will.

No, I got something on my mind.

No, I wanna do it right.

No, I wasn't sneaking. I was just going for a walk.

No, I've got an eye for this. The two of them looked fishy.

No, it was great, kids. Thank you very much.

No, no, no, there's no other options.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No.

No, no.

No, no. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

No, sir. Uh...

No, son, you don't.

No, that's my point.

No, they already have one.

No, this was a gift.

No, uh, 22.

No, wait. Bruce, are you okay?

No, you won't.

No, you're being very Hulky.

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.

No. No hitches at all, Mr. Secretary.

No. No, of course not. No, not a time machine.

No. Please, no.

No. The same Nebula...

No. We know what it sounds like.

No. You never wanted a time heist.

No...

None of you could survive.

Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again.

Noobmaster.

Nope.

Nope. And I can't help everybody.

Not exactly.

Not if I stop.

Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel.

Not it.

Not likely.

Not necessary.

Not that death at any time isn't untimely.

Not that it's a competition...

Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...

Nothing.

Now you are.

Now you go and be the man you're meant to be.

Now, I know that guy...

Now, let's worry about how you get there.

Now, this may benefit your reality...

Now, we gotta figure out the when and the where.

Odin can have what's left.

Of course! Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of ridiculously cosmic proportions.

Of staring into the literal void of space,

Of the planet has been restored.

Oh, because it's laughable. Because it's a pipe dream.

Oh, boy.

Oh, bring it up.

Oh, Cassie, no.

Oh, for the love of...

Oh, God, I hope so.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, good.

Oh, he's pissed.

Oh, here we are!

Oh, hey.

Oh, hi, hi!

Oh, I don't judge people on their worst mistakes.

Oh, I wish we had more time.

Oh, look, the table's set for six.

Oh, look.

Oh, my eye.

Oh, my God, it's so good to see you!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, please!

Oh, sometimes it takes a second.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that is today?

Oh, that worked a treat.

Oh, that's right, yes!

Oh, there she is.

Oh, this is nice.

Oh, we blew it.

Oh, we're good here, mate.

Oh, whatever. He eats garbage.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes! Please, use knives.

Oh, you gotta be shitting me.

Oh, you know, Jane and I

Oh, you'd love her.

Oh.

Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one.

Okay, hold on, don't shoot.

Okay, I'll do my best.

Okay, remember,

Okay, so the how works.

Okay, so, uh...

Okay, Thor. Hit me.

Okay?

Okay? I am merely trying to be of service and assisting.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. No, no, here's my point. You know what?

On a count of three...

On a planet called Morag.

On it.

On my way down to coordinate search and rescue.

On this planet.

On thousands of planets.

On your left.

Once upon a time, Maguna went to bed. The end.

One of them had a hippie beard.

One round trip each.

One side there, Lebowski.

One stone isn't six, Nebula.

One test run.

One.

One.

One.

Only a tiny bit sadistic.

Only Mommy says that word.

Only thing bumming me out...

Only to make conversation.

Ooh. All right, you're up, little buddy.

Ooh. Scary beings.

Or I did.

Or just me me.

Or ketchup. I got ketchup, too.

Or screw it up worse than he already has, right?

Or substitute the word "encounter"...

Or that's at least

Or you're gonna open up

Otherwise...

Our best work after the fact? We're the "Avengers."

Our history.

Our history.

Our world would be overrun.

Out of existence, this is it.

Ow.

Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning...

Pants?

Pardon me.

Part of the journey is the end.

Pep, I know I said no more surprises...

Perfectly not confusing.

Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

Please know...

Please take your hand off me.

Please, please, please. No, Cassie.

Please, please!

Please, please.

Please.

Plus two test runs.

Point your toe this way.

Potts.

Probably your brothers.

Pushing time through Lang.

Quail, that's your own insecurities in there.

Quail?

Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck scale...

Question is, who's gonna snap their freakin' fingers?

Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.

Quill was a person.

Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna...

Quill.

Rain fire!

Ratchet, how's it going?

Rather than who I'm supposed to be.

Ready? Three fingers.

Really gone.

Reduced to atoms.

Reduced to atoms.

Regardless, I fixed it.

Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles

Remember that?

Remember the, uh, Battle of Harokin...

Remember...

Remove one of the stones...

Rhodey, careful on re entry.

Rhodey, Rocket, get out of here.

Rhodey!

Right after I met the love of my life.

Right on that line. That's it. Down, down.

Right, give me the eigenvalue of that particle...

Right, no, no. That's not what I meant.

Right?

Right.

Rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt!

Romanoff!

Ronan's located the Power Stone.

Ronan's obsession...

Rumlow.

Run diagnostics.

Running a quasi fascistic intelligence organization...

S.T.R.I.K.E. team's

Say "green."

Scott, fire up...

Scott, get this back to the compound.

Scott, how long you need to get that thing working?

Scott.

Scott.

Search and rescue.

Search the duplicate's memories...

See ya in a minute.

See you on the other side, man.

See, the rules of the quantum realm

See, you say, "Of course," but then you touch the map.

Seeking counsel from the wisest person in Asgard.

Seems very familiar.

Seriously?

Seriously? You didn't?

Set course for Morag.

Several times.

Shake that, don't pull it.

Sharing her network.

She bet her life on it.

She can't stand the sound of my chewing.

She coined it. It belongs to her.

She dies today.

She knows better.

She knows.

She sacrificed her life for that goddamn stone.

She was my...

She was supposed to pull me out.

She's at the point where

She's got help.

She's not coming back.

She's not responding.

Shh.

Shit!

Shit!

Show me her memory file.

Shut the front door.

Shut up.

Sir, the box is glowing...

Sir? I don't understand.

Sire, the file appears entangled.

Sire...

Sire...

Six stones, three teams, one shot.

Slaughter...

Smart guy.

So Back to the Future is a bunch of bullshit?

So does Daddy.

So many stairs!

So nothing sounds crazy anymore.

So someone's gonna need to amend that

So, chronologically...

So, did something go wrong or did something go right?

So, flowers and sauerkraut. You got a big date tonight?

So, he must've done it for a reason.

So, he's an idiot?

So, I thought I'd probably

So, I'd like to run one last sim

So, I'm gonna...

So, if anything goes sideways...

So, is it too much to ask

So, Jane, actually...

So, let's get 'em.

So, let's start with the Aether.

So, not a lot of convenient spots

So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in, yeah?

So, stop this shit. We're the Avengers. Get it together.

So, tell me, Doctor.

So, thanks for the hot tip.

So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle...

So, this is the future.

So, this responsibility falls upon me.

So, we keep it that way.

So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?

So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it.

So, where is he?

So, where you at with names?

So, who do we talk to about this?

So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking?

So, you might not see me for a long time.

So...

So...

So...

Some do.

Some idiot with an axe.

Some of our mail guys aren't feeling that great.

Some way...

Somebody could have cautioned you against it.

Somebody peed my pants.

Someone called it a stone before.

Something tells me...

Something to get rid of.

Somewhere under all this.

Son of Edith.

Sorry, buddy, we got a problem.

Sorry, but I wasn't asking.

Sorry, Cap.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorta seems like you can.

Sounds fair.

Speak to me.

Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop...

Stark, is it your chest machine?

Stay low. Keep an eye on the clock.

Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery

Steve? Sorry.

Stop, okay?

Stop, stop. Slow down.

Stop.

Stop.

Strange is meant to be the best of us.

Strange. He gave it away. He gave it to Thanos.

Stranger danger.

Stroke those keys, Jolly Green.

Suit up.

Sure was.

Take it easy. You're only a genius on Earth, pal.

Take it off! Take it off!

Take the stairs.

Talk to me, Banner.

Talking about? Where are we going?

Technically he's not a raccoon, you know?

Teeming with life...

Tell me a story.

Tell me something.

Tell me this is it.

Tell me you found that Cube.

Tell my family I love 'em.

Terrans.

Thank you, daughter.

Thank you, Father.

Thank you, Mr. Hulk.

Thank you, Thor.

Thank you, Tony.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you...

Thanks for the pep talk, pissant.

Thanks to the Blue Meanie back there.

Thanos destroyed the quantum tunnel.

Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved.

Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.

Thanos is there.

Thanos knows.

Thanos left here with the stone...

Thanos should've killed all of us.

Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me.

Thanos wiped out...

Thanos...

Thanos...

That are unable to accept what can be.

That doesn't mean we should know what to expect.

That doesn't sound mild.

That have come into play.

That highly suspect warship Danvers pinged.

That I could let her know.

That is a horrible story.

That is America's ass.

That is part of a special anniversary gift

That kid on the TVjust called me a dickhead again.

That knows not what it has lost...

That past becomes your future...

That reminds me.

That that glove is channeling enough energy

That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy.

That was close.

That was terrible. Now you have a chance to win.

That wasn't our only time machine.

That wasn't supposed to happen, was it?

That we could enter the quantum realm

That we won.

That would be the number that you called, yes.

That you brush the crumbs out of your beard...

That your plan to save the universe...

That, actually.

That's a goal. We are now one apiece.

That's a good one.

That's a good point.

That's all it's been about. Bringing everybody back.

That's amazing...

That's awesome.

That's been S.H.I.E.L.D. property for over 70 years.

That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan.

That's enough.

That's extortion. That's a word.

That's funny.

That's great.

That's impossible.

That's it. All right? We use that...

That's my man.

That's my mother.

That's not a coincidence.

That's not how quantum physics works.

That's not me. It's not, I could never...

That's not necessary.

That's okay. Trust me.

That's right, Scott. I won't even.

That's right.

That's the reality Morgan's gonna

That's the thing, sir, we can't.

That's the thing.

That's what happened.

That's what I said.

That's what we needed.

That's who you are.

That's why it's yours.

The Aether, firstly, is not a stone.

The arrogant never do.

The Asgardians down there...

The Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.

The Cinemax went out two weeks ago...

The door is this way, pal.

The epic forces of darkness and light

The Federales found a room full of bodies.

The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?

The idea of me was.

The Infinity Stones create

The kitchen, I think.

The ones that are left, anyway.

The only thing that is permanent in life

The other half would thrive.

The parts that are still working...

The quantum realm is like its own microscopic universe.

The stone's down there.

The stones are in the past.

The things that are happening on Earth

The tool of a thief.

The universe required correction.

The whole time travel do over?

The wine cellar is just down here.

The, uh, van thing.

Then again, that's the hero gig, right?

Then bring you back in 10 seconds.

Then he cried as they were serving the salads.

Then no one else is going home, either.

Then why the hell did Strange give it away?

Then you got 'em both the second time.

There are a lot of other planets in the universe.

There are three stones in New York.

There shall be no knifing one another.

There was no fight, 'cause he's not beatable.

There will always be those

There you go. You thinking about lunch?

There's an idiot in the landing zone.

There's another consciousness...

There's another way to retake the Tesseract

There's beer on the ship.

There's gonna be a bunch of booby traps.

There's gotta be...

There's no do overs.

There's our stone.

These are confusing times.

These are Pym Particles, all right?

They almost killed him.

They are S.H.I.E.L.D.

They both do.

They didn't open it, did they?

They should move on...

They suspected nothing.

They were there at a time... I have a vaguely exact idea.

They will resist.

They'll never know it.

They're happy to do it. They said they'll do it.

They're Hulk fans. They don't know Ant Man.

They're not trying to stop something

They're probably just happy to have a home.

They're trying, ma'am, but Braddock's unit

Things are getting dicey out here. Let's go.

Things look like they're just about wrapped up here.

Think about it. If you travel to the past...

This channel's always active.

This doesn't feel right.

This duplicate carries a time stamp...

This family.

This is about your future.

This is Captain Stevens from shipping.

This is gonna work, Steve.

This is known.

This is more like a...

This is our shot.

This is the fight of our lives...

This is the one?

This is the part where spikes come out...

This is what we have. We're not making any more.

This is your future.

This is, uh, Scott Lang.

This job.

This one's on me, though.

This thing on?

This time, in the shape of a Mobius strip,

This was our shot.

This would be totally awesome.

Thor, he's back.

Thor, what do you know?

Thor, your people need a king.

Thor! I got it!

Thor?

Thor? Thor!

Thor. Just wait.

Thought I was dreaming.

Thousand light years from the nearest 7 Eleven.

Three, two, one.

Three, two, one.

Three, two...

Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize.

Time travel suit, not bad.

Time travel!

Time travel.

Time works differently in the quantum realm.

Tipped the cosmic scales to balance.

To bring everyone back,

To get in there, you have to be incredibly small.

To help your reality, I'm dooming my own.

To just drop in.

To kill Thanos.

To light up a continent.

To look on the bright side...

To protect the Time Stone.

To pull off one last one.

To pull some volumes from the astronomy shelf.

To the exact moment you got 'em...

To try and become whole again, try and find purpose.

To turn that prisoner over to me.

To you...

Today, we have a chance to take it all back.

Today's day 21.

Tony, after everything you've seen,

Tony, I don't know.

Tony, I'm gonna need you to focus.

Tony, Tony!

Tony, we lost.

Tony, what's going on?

Tony, you fought him.

Tony?

Tony.

Tony.

Tony. I get it.

Tony...

Trackers engaged.

Tree, good to see you.

Truly.

Try and pull off tomorrow...

Try it on.

Try some of that.

Trying to get you to stop...

Turns out resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.

Two Nebulas.

Two stones uptown, one stone down.

Two, one.

Two...

Uh, but it's now dead in the water.

Uh, is anyone else seeing this?

Uh, is anyone home?

Uh, it's none of my business.

Uh, Loki will be answering to Odin himself.

Uh, may I ask you where you're going?

Uh, my wife's expecting.

Uh, two mustard, please! Thanks, Mama.

Uh, where to start? Um...

Uh, yeah, on Bleecker and Sullivan.

Uh, yeah, they did. You better get down here.

Uh...

Uh... Come on, Stark, stay with us.

Uh... Guys?

Um, about that...

Um, it's more of an angry sludge sort of a thing...

Um, so you have anything with pants?

Um, Stormbreaker?

Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.

Um...

Under different circumstances...

Unless you guys wanna use knives.

Unruly wretches.

Until two days ago...

Us.

Use them to bring everyone back.

Valkyrie!

Very practical.

Very, very much.

Violence...

Wait a minute. What are you talking about right now?

Wait a second. Let me ask you something.

Wait, but who? Who told you that?

Wait, he lived in New York?

Wait! I'm here!

Wait.

Wait.

Waiting for the right opportunity?

Waiting to be rescued and saved...

Wallowing in my own self pity...

Was a suit of armor around the world.

Was it juice pops?

Was it Natasha?

Was on my mind.

We all are.

We are drowning! Does anybody copy? Mayday!

We are getting the whole team, yeah?

We become friends.

We become sisters.

We can all stand around posing up a storm later.

We can return each one to its own timeline...

We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back.

We can stop him.

We can take that off your hands.

We can talk.

We can't give you the scepter.

We could go back, we could get them.

We did it.

We did stand. And yet, here we are.

We don't have a way to navigate it.

We don't know.

We don't.

We found something.

We got a shot at getting these stones,

We got really lucky.

We got word there may be an attempt to steal it.

We handle it by not handling it.

We have a package for you.

We have a potential breach.

We have the stones, right?

We have to make it worth it.

We have to take a stand.

We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying!

We have to.

We haven't decided who's gonna put that on yet.

We just wait around for this Quill guy to show up...

We lost a part of ourselves.

We lost family.

We lost friends.

We lost.

We met a few years ago at the airport...

We need him. What, are we gonna stop?

We need to get 'em back where they came from.

We need you, pal.

We need you. You're new blood.

We only see him once a month

We promise to be careful.

We realize up there is more your territory,

We shot it. It's shot. Six stones or nothing.

We should at least discuss it.

We were dating at the time, you see...

We will not fail you, Father.

We will.

We will. I will. I promise.

We won, Mr. Stark.

We won, Mr. Stark.

We won! You did it, sir, you did it.

We'd be going in shorthanded, you know?

We're a long way from Budapest.

We're going in three, two...

We're gonna be okay.

We're gonna need a really big brain.

We're good!

We're not going anywhere else. We have one particle left.

We're not the only ones in 2014 looking for the stones.

We're not the only ones in 2014 looking for the stones.

We're on it, Cap.

We're on the lower level. It's flooding!

We're only giving me a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.

We're tied up. Feel the tension?

We're working on that right now.

We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now.

We've got enough for one round trip each. That's it.

Weird beard.

Welcome.

Well done.

Well, actually Hydra, but we didn't know that yet.

Well, after I put the stones back, I thought...

Well, he's scared.

Well, I haven't...

Well, I'm Howard Stark.

Well, if it's a boy, my wife likes Elmonzo.

Well, it's just...

Well, jurisdiction...

Well, thank God I'm here.

Well, that didn't work out, did it?

Well, that's what I heard.

Well, what are we gonna do now?

Well, you were closer.

What about you?

What am I even tripping for?

What am I looking at?

What are you doing up, little miss?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Oh.

What are you talking about?

What are you wearing?

What did you do to them?

What did you do?

What did you say?

What did you talk about?

What do you think is coursing through my veins right now?

What do you think we're doing here?

What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached.

What do you want from him?

What do you want me to do with this damn thing?

What do you want?

What happened?

What happens to you and me?

What he's been doing for the last few years...

What he's done here...

What I want you can't give me.

What I'm about to do to your stubborn,

What I'm saying is...

What if there was a way...

What if we could somehow control the chaos...

What is this?

What is Vormir?

What kind you want?

What kind?

What the hell happened here?

What the hell is this?

What the hell you're all talking about.

What the hell?

What the red, floating guy had to say.

What the...?

What will you do?

What will you do?

What you experience as the flow of time.

What you seek lies in front of you.

What, like the cable?

What, you think I wanna do it?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What?

What? You gonna get another haircut?

What? You wanted more?

What'd be so awful about that?

What's he been doing?

What's he...? What?

What's new with composting?

What's that reflection?

What's that?

What's up, Regular Sized Man?

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with your eye?

Whatcha reading?

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

When can we expect you back?

When he comes in for "supplies."

When I drift off, it'll be like every night lately.

When I got hit in the face

When I had the gauntlet, the stones,

When I say kill the power, kill the power.

When I was coming over the bridge.

When Thanos snapped his fingers...

When were they both there?

When you break into a place called

When your kid was born, were you nervous?

Where are my headphones?

Where are the stones?

Where are the stones?

Where are the stones?

Where are they?

Where are you going?

Where are you right now?

Where are you?

Where did that bring you?

Where did you get this?

Where do you hide it?

Where is he now? Where?

Where is he?

Where is this other Nebula?

Where the hell have you been all this time?

Where to first?

Where would we go once his plan was complete?

Where?

Where's Big Green?

Where's Nebula?

Where's the case? Where's Loki?

Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not.

Whew! Something died in here!

Which can't now be changed by your new future.

Which is where I'm from...

Which means we have to pick our targets.

Which then triggers the Deutsch Proposition.

Which, of course, he did...

While the Bleecker Street magician

Who are these guys?

Who are you?

Who chopped Thanos' big head off?

Who else is looking for these stones?

Who gets the, uh, magic wand?

Who here hasn't been to space?

Who puts mayo on a hot dog?

Who told you that?

Who was swinging Stormbreaker?

Who was that?

Who's dead and, um...

Who's the fancy broad?

Who's they? What are we doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why are we acting like she's dead?

Why are you up?

Why didn't we think of this before?

Why the long face?

Why would I be scared of that guy?

Why would I be...?

Why, don't I look all right?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? 'Cause he knows your daddy's name?

Wildly.

Will be our collective demise.

Will you find out where he's going next?

Will you keep that a little quiet?

Window's closing. Pull my pin.

With a peanut butter sandwich.

With all due respect, all right...

With at least one of the six Infinity Stones.

With skeletons on the end of them and everything.

With the broadsword?

With the stones you've collected for me...

Without Captain America.

Without his daughter.

Without our chief weapon

Woke up 70 years later.

World governments are in pieces.

Would be nice.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time.

Yeah, a time heist. Of course.

Yeah, but that's just it.

Yeah, but, I mean, what are we gonna do?

Yeah, Dad?

Yeah, I had a can in the desk for emergencies. Relax.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I'm looking for Doctor Strange.

Yeah, I'm totally from the future.

Yeah, look, he's even saying no, he doesn't.

Yeah, look, I know that I'm way outside

Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Yeah, no, you're acting like she's dead.

Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead.

Yeah, on Sullivan Street?

Yeah, so Jane was an old flame of mine.

Yeah, this is Chesler.

Yeah, unless you want your mind erased.

Yeah, we do.

Yeah, well, I don't want you to. How's that?

Yeah, well, if we don't try...

Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you bring him back?

Yeah!

Yeah? Like what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And now we smell like garbage.

Yeah. Just like that.

Yeah. Knives.

Yeah. Like a time machine.

Yeah. Stop, stop.

Yeah. We boarded

Yeah. Yeah.

Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.

Yes, boss.

Yes, but you're leaving out the most important part.

Yes, Father.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I can.

Yes, it's Scott.

Yes, milady.

Yes, the two are linked.

Yes, these things happen, though. You know?

Yes, you are, honey.

Yes, you.

Yes!

Yes! But you're not gonna like where it's parked!

Yes.

You accidentally survived.

You bet.

You better be right.

You better not throw up on my ship.

You can change.

You can do this.

You can do this.

You can rest now.

You can't say things like that.

You could not live with your own failure.

You could stop this.

You did the hardest part. You took the jump.

You did.

You didn't know where you were gonna come down.

You didn't realize I was in charge.

You didn't.

You disgust me.

You don't have to do this.

You don't need to do that.

You don't want to do this.

You done? Yeah?

You even know where he is?

You find him, you put that on...

You first.

You get a reading on those tremors?

You got a wife, a daughter.

You got something for me?

You gotta move on.

You guys take care of him...

You have fun?

You have to return the stones

You heard the man.

You helped me.

You here to do your laundry?

You hide.

You know it's a trap, right?

You know that? You're repeating yourself.

You know what I need? I need a shave.

You know what I've become.

You know what? Give me a break, Steve.

You know you want to.

You know your teams. You know your missions.

You know, and...

You know, I keep telling everybody

You know, I saw a pod of whales

You know, I tried.

You know, I wish there was a way

You know, I'd make a lot of changes around here.

You know, I'd offer to cook you dinner...

You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror...

You know, if you want, I could come with you.

You know, if you're about to tell me

You know, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time...

You know, we usually work as a team here...

You know, your dad liked cheeseburgers.

You know? He did drop the odd pearl.

You know? I'm sitting there at dinner.

You like going in the garage, huh?

You look a little green around the gills, there, Potts.

You lose this again, I'm keeping it.

You made your point. Just sit down, okay?

You meet a lot of people, sir.

You mess with time, it tends to mess back.

You might've wound up...

You missed the first time.

You murdered trillions!

You murdered trillions!

You must be Mom.

You must lose that which you love.

You new here?

You okay?

You promise me you won't die?

You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?

You ready, Cap?

You said one out of 14 million, we win, yeah?

You said that we had one shot.

You said, "We'll do that together, too."

You saw what those stones did to Thanos.

You should be grateful.

You should be grateful.

You should fight one another for the honor of leadership.

You should not be wearing that, okay?

You shouldn't be here.

You shouldn't have come.

You tell 'em yourself.

You tell us where it is, then we'll be on our way.

You took everything from me.

You trust me?

You used them two days ago!

You used them two days ago!

You wanna know how he does that?

You wanna know what he does to you?

You wanna tell me about her?

You were kidding, right?

You were somewhere in the low 6 to 900 range.

You weren't on board with the time heist.

You will not believe what's been going on.

You will.

You win.

You'll see.

You're a good man, Sam.

You're a pain in my ass, you know that?

You're about five years too early.

You're betraying us?

You're drifting left.

You're gonna charm her,

You're here to repair your future, not mine.

You're here, aren't you?

You're just bringing them back to now, today.

You're not one of those beatniks, are you, Potts?

You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?

You're repeating yourself. You're repeating yourself.

You're right. I do, Captain America.

You're small, but you're talking loud.

You're taking all the stupid with you.

You're weak.

You're welcome.

You've done for this country.

You've seen what we become.

Your call.

Your choices were him or a tree.

Your daughter...

Your hips here.

Your Majesty.

Zero. Zip. Nada.

0 4.

3,000. That's crazy.

100%, little person.

a picture with him. I don't want a picture.

Are you sure? Mm hmm.

behind Nick Fury. Oh.

Bingo. That's not how it works.

Bruce. Listen to your mom.

Can you see? Yeah.

Come here. No, no, no.

Correct. Freeze image.

Excuse me, Mr. Hulk? Yes.

Excuse me? He's kidding.

Excuse me. 1 9 7 0.

Garage. Really?

Good. You hungry? Mm hmm.

Goodbye, Mom. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Three...

Great. What are we improvising?

Green. Green.

He'll grow. Bring Scott back.

He's gonna feel bad. Sorry.

Hello, Potts. Yeah.

Hello? Doctor Pym?

Hey, boys! Hey, guys.

Hey, buddy... Stop it! Just let me.

Hey, I said I'm trying. Sam.

Hey. We got this.

Hold on. Is that Scott?

How far along is she? Uh, I don't know.

How vague? What are you

I did. No.

I don't want to do it. We can do it.

I dropped the ball. You ruined the time heist.

I found it, though. Hmm.

I love you, Mom. I love you.

I never had them. Lila?

I'll do it. Excuse me?

I'm trying. Get him the hell back.

In the Hudson? There's fewer ships...

Interesting science... I figured it out.

Is it? No.

Is that a person? No, Morag's a planet.

Is that what I did? Yeah.

It was six stones or nothing. You're repeating yourself,

It's crazy. Scott.

It's not about that. It's not that.

It's not necessary, okay? It's not.

It's Scott. As a baby.

jurisdiction... Okay, then give me the case.

Let's get it done. Yes, sir.

Like before Thanos. Wait.

Medic! Medic!

Move. Hey.

No, you feel bad. Take the goddamn phone.

No. How about now?

No. That's what you want.

Nobody does. No, he wants you to take

Normally, you're right. It's my duty.

Oh, good. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Okay. All right. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Thanks.

Okay. Right?

or be disintegrated. Okay.

Right? All right.

Scott, calm down. Sorry.

She's great by the way. Tony, you're sick. Sit down.

Shit. Nope. We don't say that.

Stark? Stark?

Take care, okay? Yeah.

Thanks. Hold this, will ya? Yeah, sure.

that he does all the time. He did? Oh, no.

That Time Stone guy. Doctor Strange.

That'd be swell. That way.

That'll be easy to remember. Howard...

That'll take a second. Just a moment.

The case. The case is, uh...

Time After Time. Quantum Leap.

Tony! I'm fine.

Two... No, wait!

Uh, 0 7. 0 7.

We need your help. Mm.

Were you looking for it? No.

What are you doing? Just asked him a question.

What is this? Hold on a second.

What? It's dead.

What's going on, Bruce? Oh, my back!

What's going on? Who is that?

What's in New Jersey? 0 4.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. Buddy!

Why don't you come sit down? I'm not done yet.

Why? I have no idea.

Willingly? Yes.

Yeah. Did you feel qualified?

Yeah. Lightning.

Yes, milady. Oh, there's Jane.

You all right? Yes, I'm fine. Why?

You good? Mm hmm.

You got time. Uh huh.

You see where you're going? Mm hmm.

...50% of all living creatures.

...alive and otherwise, that what we needed

...are trying to take a census and it looks like he did...

...I, uh, went on a date the other day.

...is a traitor.

...we just wait around for this Quill guy to show up...

'Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.

'cause I lost twice.

'Cause I've got some important shit going on here!

'Cause that would be horseshit.

'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.

'Twas a mild subduction under the African plate.

"It's been five years. Come on, they need us."

"No amount of money ever bought a second of time."

"Take the stairs." Hate the stairs.

"The Temple of the Power Stone"...

"To the Garden."