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The Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter is an iconic science fiction movie released in 1984. Directed by Nick Castle and

The Last Starfighter

The Last Starfighter is an iconic science fiction movie released in 1984. Directed by Nick Castle and written by Jonathan R. Betuel, it captured the hearts of audiences with its thrilling storyline and groundbreaking visual effects. The film takes viewers on an exhilarating journey through outer space, blending adventure, comedy, and a touch of romance.

The cast of The Last Starfighter includes Lance Guest as Alex Rogan, the young and talented video game player who discovers that his skills have led him to be recruited as a starfighter for an intergalactic conflict. Catherine Mary Stewart portrays Maggie Gordon, Alex's girlfriend, who supports his newfound destiny while struggling with her own fears and doubts.

Robert Preston delivers a memorable performance as Centauri, an alien who serves as Alex's mentor and guide on his path to becoming a starfighter. Preston's charismatic portrayal brings a comedic and endearing charm to the character, becoming one of the film's most beloved figures. Dan O'Herlihy plays Grig, a reptilian alien and Alex's navigator, adding both humor and a strong friendship dynamic to the story.

The Last Starfighter showcases a seamless blend of practical and computer-generated effects, earning it acclaim for being ahead of its time. The film's groundbreaking use of CGI is particularly noteworthy, as it was one of the first movies to use computer-generated imagery for extensive scenes. This innovation laid the foundation for future advancements in visual effects within the film industry.

The Last Starfighter also features a mesmerizing score composed by Craig Safan. The music complements the film's fast-paced action sequences and heartfelt moments, enhancing the overall cinematic experience. From the soaring melodies of the main theme to the intense rhythms during space battles, Safan's score captures the spirit and energy of the story.

Fans of The Last Starfighter can now relive the magic through the option to play and download the film's sounds. Experience the breathtaking swoosh of spaceships flying across the galaxy, the haunting echoes of alien battles, and the joyful laughter of Alex and his fellow recruits. These sounds allow fans to immerse themselves in the world of The Last Starfighter and reconnect with the excitement and wonder it inspired.

Whether you are a longtime fan of the film or a newcomer looking to embark on a gripping space adventure, The Last Starfighter provides an unforgettable experience. Its timeless theme of an ordinary person discovering their extraordinary potential resonates with audiences of all ages. So, get ready to join Alex Rogan in the fight against an interstellar menace and let the epic sights and sounds of The Last Starfighter transport you to a world beyond imagination.

To play and download The Last Starfighter sounds, simply click the provided link. Get ready for an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you inspired and entertained.

A barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the universe.
A little bit more and we'll get it in there, now.
A mobile cave that never went anywhere. Fascinating.
A monster!
A monster! Hah!
A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals!
A very large pleasure.
A Xurian base!
A Xurian ship!
Acknowledge.
Activate automatic repulser guns.
Aeons ago, our ancestors created our great frontier...
After all, D.B. has never been tested.
After all, he does have the gift!
After all, it is her maiden voyage.
Ah, you see?
Ah! Now you look human!
Ah.
Aha! A test! Sent out across the universe to find those...
Aim.
Alex is going for the record!
Alex is in big trouble!
Alex Rogan. Aha ha.
Alex Rogan. You're lookin' at him.
Alex, are you okay?
Alex, come help me!
Alex, I got to go in. 'Night.
Alex, I... I don't think I can...
Alex, is it you?
Alex, look out!
Alex, look out.
Alex, now!
Alex, they love you!
Alex, we can't hold off their radar any longer.
Alex, what is all this?
Alex, what is going on here? What is this thing?
Alex, what the hell's goin' on?
Alex, where have you been? I mean, is this your spaceship?
Alex, you're something else. You're wonderful, boy.
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex! Alex!
Alex! Hurry!
Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait.
Alex! Wait, Alex!
Alex?
Alex? In space?
Alex...
Alex...
All communication radar systems are out, Wing Commander.
All for you.
All guns... fire!
All right!
All squadrons ahead, half speed, with energy probes on.
All we have left is life support power!
Am I to understand there's a beta unit taking your place back home?
Am I to understand you're actually declining the honour of becoming a Starfighter?
An exact duplicate of you, only not as loud.
An exact duplicate of you, only not as loud.
An interstellar hitbeast, compliments of Xur.
An old friend? Who?
And above all, relax!
And as the poet says, "The rest is history."
And forever shutting out the scourge that lurks beyond.
And here you are, my boy. Here you are!
And hundreds of worlds, including Earth.
And I get into his car. Only it's not a car. It's a spaceship.
And if there's anything he can do to make your stay more enjoyable, just give him a ring.
And isn't due to be approached until it matures.
And miss all the excitement?
And not even your mighty Starfighters will be able to save you.
And not for a dangerous and evil child such as yourself.
And plunging people's toilets.
And reach Rylos in 20 klicks.
And rebuild the Starfighter Legion.
And that's Maggie.
And the Kodan Armada.
And therefore, only I will give the order to fire!
And we're not at war with anybody except each other.
And when I called the police, they told me it was swamp gas.
And will now address Starfighter Command personnel.
And yet it is this child...
And, uh, this is Maggie.
And, uh, this is my mom.
And, uh... There's been a big mistake.
Any friend of Alex...
Are you with me?
As you can see, all guns will track with your every move.
At last it is done!
At last.
At least, until Xur turns them into slaves.
At your fingers is the weaponry: The lasers, photon bolts...
Attention, all personnel. Star car is approaching Docking Gate 12.
Attention. Attention please. Ambassador Enduran has arrived...
Be sure and write, or whatever it is they do up there.
Besides, I just love surprises, don't you?
Bill, Elvira's blacked out again! Pass the word.
Bleep.
Blind chance, luck even, that brings us together.
Bula!
Bullshit! Ain't no swamps in Coombs County!
But alas. Perhaps... there was never one within you to begin with.
But as you know, the frontier is down...
But I never expected this.
But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest Starfighter ever!
But then again...
But to get the turret, we have to get through the fighters. We're dead.
But you're the best, my boy. Dazzling.
But... But up there, Alex...
Bye bye, Rogan! See you, dude!
Bye! So long, Alex!
Bye.
Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there?
Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go.
Centauri to Starfighter Command.
Centauri to Starfighter Command. Come in, please.
Centauri, what's goin' on here?
Centauri!
Centauri! Centauri!
Centauri! I thought you were dead!
Centauri?
Centauri?
Centauri?
Centauri?
Centauri.
Charge!
Clara!
Come here. Come here.
Come in, Centauri.
Come on, Alex. Don't be such a wimp!
Come on, Alex. I wanted to get back to you.
Come on, Alex. They're here!
Come on!
Come on! C Come on! He's going to bust the record!
Come on. Get back here. And take your Tonka toy with ya.
Come on. Try it again.
Commander Kril, we're getting a signal on the alert frequency.
Commander, our guns are out. Damage control is repairing them.
Commander, the Xurian spy reports that one Starfighter has escaped.
Communication turret is destroyed.
Condition Red! Condition Red!
Congratulations, Alex. This is your first live target.
Control, do you copy our star angle difference...
Damage report!
Darling, forgive me.
Darling, forgive me.
Delta beta two at six, delta gamma three at five.
Diarrhoea.
Did Chris Columbus say he wanted to stay home? No!
Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law...
Did you smell anything?
Divert! Divert!
Do not call me father!
Do not trigger D.B. until we're within range.
Doesn't want to be a... Are you a coward?
Don't be silly! Trust me!
Don't bother, Alex.
Don't you see? This is it. This is our big chance.
Drag him up there, and he doesn't want to be a Starfighter.
Dyin' here. Dyin'.
Earth course is logged into navigational beams.
Earth? Earth isn't a formal member of the Star League...
Earth's in danger too, isn't it? And, no, I didn't use the Excalibur test.
Easy, easy. Wait till they're all in Death Blossom range!
Eeyai! Kita.
Elvira's electric is out again, and she's gonna get hyper if she can't see her soaps!
Elvira's got no electric.
Emperor Xur ordered me to bring his sceptre.
Enemy squadron in Sector 3.
Enemy squadrons in Sector 367 closing fast.
Energy probe. Shut down, Alex. Shut down.
Escape pod activated.
Escape pod ignition.
Escaped?!
Evade!
Even on Rylos.
Everyone get back! Don't crowd him!
Exactly. Meanwhile, down here, they'll be going after Beta.
Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal...
Fire!
For aeons, all creatures have dreamt of being Starfighters.
For me, Grig and Maggie.
For of all the billions of creatures in the Star League...
For only I hold the secret to the frontier.
Forget it, man. I'm doin' somethin' with my life.
Forget it.
Forget the guns! Ramming speed!
Forgive me, Xur.
From here...
From parking angle?
Funny, Blake.
Gee, can I go too, Alex? Can I?
Get a good look, Alex.
Get ready.
Get ready. Prepare for blastoff!
Get ready. Prepare for blastoff.
Get ready. Prepare for blastoff.
Gift.
Go to City College like everybody else?
Go to the drive in, get drunk and throw up every Saturday night...
Gonna be a pleasant summer accordin' to Farmer's Almanac.
Gonna be a sparklin' day.
Good boy!
Good luck, Alex.
Good morning.
Good question.
Good show, Starfighter! Way to go.
Got 'em! Oh, come and get that one!
Granny, I fixed you lunch and put it in the fridge.
Granny, tell Elvira that Alex'll be over to patch her electric in time for the soaps.
Granny...
Grasp the target control with your right hand.
Great day for a picnic, Maggie!
Greetings, Starfighter!
Greetings, Starfighter!
Greetings, Starfighter.
Greetings, Starfighter.
Greetings, Starfighter.
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier.
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League...
Greetings... Greetings, Starfighter.
Grig, my weapons are gone! Should I do it?
Grig!
Grows weaker by the moment.
Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out.
Gunstars.
Hail. This is Gunstar One.
He's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested?
He's right over here.
He's right, Alex. At least up there you'll have a fighting chance in a Gunstar.
He's up there saving the universe, while I'm down here for target practice.
Hear me, Rylans!
Hear that, you slimes? I'm famous.
Hello. Excuse me, son.
Here!
Hey, Alex. Could you give me a hand here?
Hey, Centauri.
Hey, hey, come back!
Hey, hit the brakes!
Hey, listen. I can't take a present from you, Centauri.
Hey, look out!
Hey, Maggie!
Hey, my truck!
Hey, yo, Blake! Make that sucker blast, man!
Hey, you guys. Hi. How ya doin'?
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Listen up, everybody!
Hey! Wa... Wait! Where you going?
Hey. Are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first?
Hey. Hey, let me out of here!
Hey. Listen.
Hey...
Hi, Louis. Is he up?
Hi, Maggs.
Hi! How are you? Uh, what is this?
Hi.
Hi. I'm Alex Rogan. I was playing this game back home, and this guy came up to me.
Hide and seek.
Hit the brakes!
Hmm? Yeah, sure. Why?
Hmm. Mmm.
Hold it.
Hold on a second. Where are you going?
Honee mat suela! Prea tahd, prea tahd. Pt pt.
Honey, I know. I'm sorry. I'm working lunch and dinner.
How dare you? I am the Emperor of Rylos!
How do you do?
How long must we endure this fool?
Howdy.
Hurry up. We haven't got much time. The briefing begins immediately.
Hurry, Alex! Fire! The armada's almost to Rylos!
Hurry! Hurry!
I and I alone command this entire op...
I became you... unfortunately.
I congratulate you on your dazzling victory.
I deserved it. I'm sorry.
I did it? You did it! You almost got me killed!
I don't believe this.
I don't know. You're just acting spaced out. You're... You're not yourself.
I give up!
I gotta be dreamin'.
I guess.
I had hoped that by putting you in the thick of battle, a great Starfighter would emerge.
I have an unidentified incoming object in Sector 31, sir.
I have returned for the good of all Rylans.
I hear good things about you.
I I I didn't mean to step on your, uh... whatever that is.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for slapping you last night.
I live below ground...
I love you, Alex Rogan.
I mean, is it really you?
I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy.
I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension.
I repeat, this is Gunstar One. Identify yourself, please.
I repeat: We are under attack!
I said, get back!
I screamed. I'll apologize tomorrow, okay?
I see it.
I seen that sightin' with my own eyes.
I shall take you home.
I should... I should crush you to Gorun dust!
I think we've got to use Death Blossom.
I told you, Alex. Me and my... how did you put it...
I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise.
I want you to know it was for the greatest good I brought you back.
I was merely dormant while my body repaired itself. I won't bore you with details.
I, uh... I've been to another planet, Ma.
I'll be fine, dear. Now you just run along. Bye!
I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the frontier.
I'll stay.
I'll tell her, Jane. Elvira!
I'm a beta unit. I'm an exact duplicate of Alex.
I'm a state of the art, top of the line beta unit...
I'm fine. Just a scratch.
I'm gonna be in town all day!
I'm not scared of leaving this trailer park, Alex.
I'm sorry, Alex.
I'm sorry, uh uh... It was an accident.
I'm working on it. I'm trying to ram boost.
I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.
I've blocked its beamer frequency, so it can't report back to the armada.
If you change your mind, just tap the communo crystals.
Ignition!
Immediately after situation report. Navigation...
Important thing is, when it comes...
In another dimension? How many are left?
Interstellar!
It does take more than a sceptre.
It is you.
It is. We have to talk about a matter of utmost importance. Step into my office.
It isn't the number of squadrons that concerns me.
It might overload the systems. Blow up the ship.
It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize. However...
It never hurts to be rich.
It takes more than a sceptre to rule, Xur...
It was called a video game. What's all the brouhaha?
It was pleasant fishin' today.
It was you, you, you.
It was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada.
It's 8:00 in wonderful Coombs County, where once again...
It's a second chance, my boy!
It's Alex! Alex!
It's here. It's all here. Piles and piles of it.
It's like what Otis says...
It's like you're a million miles away, Alex!
It's only a few more miles from here. I guess... I guess I can walk it.
It's this communication turret that sends out the commands to the deck fighters...
Just like your Kodan emperor's, isn't it, Commander Kril?
Just use your lasers until I give the signal.
Just work the bugs out of the system.
Keep your distance, now. This baby really packs a punch!
Kitae un na. Na.
Kitae.
Kitae.
Kitae.
Kodan armada will invade.
Kodan command ship entering kill zone.
Laser power draining!
Lasers. Check.
Lesson number three... Always trust Centauri.
Let him enter.
Let the armada pass by, and then hit the turret from behind.
Life support good. Ammo packs at peak.
Light years ahead of the competition.
Listen to this. You're not going to believe this.
Listen, Centauri. I'm not any of those guys.
Listen, there's been a big mistake.
Listen. Do you speak English? I'd...
Listen. I'll be next door if you need anything, okay?
Little brat. I invent the game, find the kid...
Live?
Look at him! Bye!
Look!
Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep.
Louis!
Louis! Louis!
Louis.
Luckily, I was in here working on it when the hangar went up.
Lucky me.
Maggie, I have to leave, and I want you to come with me.
Maggie, where's Alex?
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie! Maggie!
Maggie? Maggie?
Maggie.
Maggs, you gotta come. You see, I'm not... I don't know when I'm gonna be back.
Makes me crazy! Clara!
May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times.
Maybe there is a Starfighter left.
Maybe we could hide here...
Me and my brother, Louis, used to play hide and seek in 'em.
Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no.
Meteor gunner... fire.
More of those mysterious "lights in the sky" sightings by local residents.
Mr. Brenner knew that you'd want to see this as soon as possible...
Mrs. Rogan, about Alex: You see, he's...
My apologies, Starfighter.
My dear Kodan friends! Lest we forget...
My electric's gone out again, Clara! I'm gonna miss my soaps!
My God.
My stay? What are you talkin' about? Where are we?
Never mind.
Nice and easy. Yep.
Nice place. Reminds me of home.
No, I'm not. I'm not staying anywhere until I find out what's going on!
No, my slaughter. One ship against the whole armada?
No. Of course you're not!
Not some flea speck trailer park in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas.
Nothing can stop us now. Ahead full. To Rylos!
Nothing to be afraid of.
Now face it, Alex. You're a born Starfighter.
Now from the bottom up, okay. There's one right over there.
Now I need an ear job.
Now, are you ready? All systems... Go!
Now, climb into the gunnery chair.
Now, I'm moving you into launch position.
Now, please be still.
Now, Starfighters, if you will reach underneath your seats...
Of course he'll stay.
Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here.
Of course, you'd have the help of an old friend.
Of course.
Oh, Alex!
Oh, God.
Oh, he's quick. He's quick. He's very quick. He's speechless.
Oh, ho ho ho... He reduces me to poverty again and he thinks I'm giving him a present.
Oh, Ma, that's gonna take all day. I was goin' to Silver Lake.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, wait! Hey, hey! Granny, put away that shotgun. What's wrong with you?
Oh, no.
Oh, shit!
Oh, someday these cheapskates will thank Centauri. Trust me.
Oh, sure. I love patching 30 year old fuse panels...
Oh, that that's okay, Maggs. Uh...
Oh, that's... That's it. Easy.
Oh, they went to a movie.
Oh, yes. Say hello to my assistant, Beta.
Oh. And you never have a good time. Is that it?
Oh. Save the whales and not the universe, huh?
Oh... All right. Okay, Ma. I'll do it.
Ohhh, sh...
Okay, doin' good. Right up there.
Okay, let's go, Centauri.
Okay, now, come on. Ease it up.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay. Let's go.
Okay. So where do I sit?
Old Jack Blake just happened to be going your way, huh?
On behalf of the Star League and all citizens of Rylos...
On the last leg of his worldwide tour... to nowhere.
On your right!
One more now. Come on! That's the one! That's the one we want!
Only he's not a guy. He's an alien, right?
Only I know the location of the Starfighter base.
Only we never went anyplace.
Only you few were found to possess the, uh...
Open Death Blossom petals. Switch is on.
Or I will darken the sky with their ashes.
Or I'm tellin' Ma about your Playboys!
Otis, I I never even get a chance to have a good time around here.
Otis, what are you yelling about? What's wrong?
Otis?
Our frontier will soon collapse.
Out having a good time, I guess.
Ow!
Ow!
Oy, vey.
Photon bolts and the particle beams. Hey wait a minute. This is just like back home.
Power off.
Power packs are low! We need time to recharge!
Prea tahd na sat suela. Prea tahd na.
Prea tahd na, reepat somanet tua. Des tilr.
Prea tahd. Prea tahd na.
Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter.
Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter.
Proceed with a visual attack formation.
Put here as a courtesy replacement for while you're away.
Ready to invade, Commander.
Ready? Jump!
Release me! I command you!
Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range.
Return the money, Centauri!
Return the money? Are you delirious?
Right there! Right there!
Right?
Rinkyin see.
Roving air reporters spoke with Miss Josie Floss, who made such a sighting.
Rylos?
Same thing that always happens: I couldn't get away.
Scratch that paint, and you're dead, Rogan!
See, here. Here's my family.
See, that's...
See?
See? All Rylos is behind you.
Sees her old lady, and says, "I hope this doesn't rule out dinner on Tuesday night."
Sergeant!
She has a greater range, more power, and a slight weapons modification.
She won't answer the helm! We're locked in the moon's gravitational pull!
Shifting into star drive at Columbus Eta. Hold tight.
Shoot, Alex!
Shoot!
Should I talk dirty to you now?
Shut up and talk dirty to me.
Simuloids can't fight. We're not allowed.
Six.
So Blake comes back in to grab his pants, right?
So he brought it by the diner and, uh...
So I was wondering if you wouldn't be willing to stay on...
So it must be fate, destiny...
So long, Alex! Have fun!
So long! Bye, Centauri!
So she can withstand several direct hits.
So we turn to you, Starfighters, and your navigators.
So you see, Alex, you gotta go back. You got no choice.
So... the last Starfighter is dead?
Someday they're gonna say, "This is where it all began."
Somehow he found out you're a Starfighter.
Soon the frontier will be down and they will bow to their new emperor!
Sorry, squirt. There's only enough room up there...
Sorry. Hi, Maggs.
Sparklin'.
Squadrons of deck fighters will precede the mother ship.
Squadrons? How many squadrons?
Stand between us and the black terror of the Kodan.
Star League justice put down your Xurian cult.
Star Navigator First Class Grig at your service, sir!
Starlite, Starbrite... The place where Alex and Maggie left for the stars!
State police have refused to confirm or deny...
Stay back! Oh, go on. They're gonna be happy up there! So long, Alex!
Steady. Don't fight the chair.
Strange sexual urges aren't talking to you anymore.
Strange. What's a cargo ship doing this close to the frontier?
Suffice it to say, you're on Rylos, my boy. Stop thinking human.
Take your time. Watch your gun sights. Lead your targets.
Target vector remains on scope.
Tell me. Who recruited you?
Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere...
Thanks, Alex!
Thanks, honey.
That could work to our advantage... theoretically.
That is for the Rylans to decide...
That is, until the Kodan reach Earth.
That particular Starfighter game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas...
That Xur thinks you're still on Earth.
That's a cave that... that goes places.
That's caves above ground.
That's it. Come on now.
That's lesson number one. Now, lesson number two...
That's my folks and my brother, Louis...
That's my man!
That's why ♪ I'm not gonna tell you ♪
That's why they're perfect for this war.
The amusing thing about this: It's all a big mistake.
The armada will break through the frontier here...
The command ship!
The command ship!
The cosmic cadet, the space avenger, is on your case.
The fish were really bitin' down there at the stream.
The frontier could collapse at any moment.
The frontier is down, the moon is eclipsed, the Starfighters are dead. Invade!
The last Starfighter is dead!
The last Starfighter...
The lever on your left is the chair controller.
The other girls meant nothing to me. It was you...
The whole world... the whole universe... is gonna know about us!
Then that's all you'll ever be!
Then we might take them by surprise.
There are some Rylans who would welcome me, Father.
There in front of you are the two switches for your heads up display. Turn them on.
There it is, the turret!
There it is. All right. Now, when I give the signal, we're gonna jump! Okay?
There! The turret at the far end!
There's no fleet, no Starfighters, no plan?
They're headed for the base! Alert! We are under attack!
They're onto the centre. Shoot 'em, okay?
Things change. Always do.
This has gone far enough. Seize him!
This is a restricted area off limits to...
This is all highly irregular.
This is my friend Grig. I want you all to meet my friend here.
This is where I navigate the ship, maintain life support and propulsion systems.
This may come as bit of a shock to you, but he doesn't want to be a Starfighter.
This place will be crawling with ten Zando Zans...
Thought you were gonna meet me at the lake.
Time to leave, Alex.
To defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada.
To defend the frontier.
To get 'em into the stores by Christmas?
To recruit from worlds outside the Star League?
To turn the bridge over to my little brother, Louis, sir!
Tracking alert.
Transmission pulsars have stopped, Commander.
Trust Centauri, my boy. Because in two hours...
Trust me. Oh, ho ho ho, you're gonna love it. Love it!
Truth is you're scared of leaving this trailer park.
Two more dead ahead! Closing fast!
Uh, Alex...
Uh, this is nice but, uh...
Uh, we live in a mobile home.
Uh... I'll catch up with you later.
Uh... My deepest apologies, Alex.
Um... Okay, you dorks are dead.
Unidentified craft. What is it?
Until the next dimension, old friend.
Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri?
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Wait a minute! What are you talking about, recruits?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. You mean... You mean like in the game?
Wait a second. We knock out the turret to get the fighters.
Wait a... Wait a second here, Centauri.
Way up there, in the gunnery chair.
We die.
We mustn't lose them in these caves, Alex! Fire!
We shall see, Xur.
We shall see!
We We We talked about this.
We're gonna be late.
We're sittin' outside lookin' at the stars and she sticks her tongue in my ear.
Weapons on! Target them now! Fire. Fire!
Welcome to Rylos, my boy!
Welcome to Starfighter Command.
Well, ask Maggie. She knows where he is. She was with him.
Well, for one thing, I'd be trying to enjoy myself.
Well, I guess it just hit me.
Well, I was so excited, I I opened it.
Well, if you were me...
Well, it's a start, Alex.
Well, it's just... I'm kind of new at these gland games.
Well, maybe we can make it up to each other tonight at Silver Lake?
Well, what about Granny, Alex?
Well, why don't you go up there and fight?
Well, yeah... I mean, together here or in the city.
Well... Starfighter Alex Rogan requests permission...
Well... The missus wants to go into town tonight and go dancing.
What a pity there are no Starfighters left to carry it out.
What are you do... Let me go. If that Zando Zan reports back that I'm not Alex...
What are you talking about?
What are you worried about, Grig? Theoretically, we should already be dead.
What do we do?
What do you think he's here for?
What happened?
What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly?
What would you be doing right now?
What?
What's it this time, Rogan? You joinin' the Foreign Legion?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Should I put my tongue in your ear now?
Whatever happens, it's you and me forever, right?
When I get to school, I'm gonna find a place, and I'm gonna come back and get you.
When it comes you gotta grab on with both hands and hold tight.
When the green moon of Galan is eclipsed...
Where are ya? Come on, where are ya?
Where are you going? Where are you taking me?
Where I might find him?
Where the hell is June?
Where's everybody else?
Where's your Maggie?
Whew! Foul stench! Dirty creatures.
Which enables them to act as one during the fight.
Which is why Centauri is here.
While you're engaging the enemy, the screen will reflect all battle instruments towards you.
Who caught your master spy.
Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks?
Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait! Darling.
Whoo! All right! We're being invaded!
Why can't you just stay?
Why else do you think I came back?
Why else do you think you're here?
With a gung ho iguana who tells me, "relax."
With an armada of Kodan warships behind you?
With just one thought on their microscopic little minds:
With my wifeoid and 6,000 little Griglings.
With the gift to be Starfighters.
Within range in five klicks. Get ready!
Wow!
Xur and the Ko Kodan armada.
Xur escaped, and there is still danger.
Xur thinks you're still on Earth. Classic military strategy. Surprise attack.
Xur!
Xur!
Xur?
Xur? Why is he after me?
Yahoo!
Yeah, okay. I gotta go, Ma.
Yeah, right. Kita.
Yeah, where's my truck? Where's your boyfriend?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah. He's been up all night... moaning.
Yeah. I love the Farmer's Almanac. I've been readin' it for years.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, Father, your mighty frontier...
Yes, sir, folks. Step right up. Meet boy adventurer Alex Rogan...
Yes. One Gunstar against the armada.
Yes. You might want to squeeze off a few rounds while you have a chance.
Yolanda, baby!
You are forgiven, Commander Kril.
You are no longer my son!
You can bet your asteroids you'll be seeing more of them.
You can do it!
You can... still go to City College with your friends.
You did it!
You don't seriously think it's dangerous, do you?
You gotta grab it with both hands and hold on tight.
You guys think I'm gonna hang out here, watch you shine your pick up...
You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and...
You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur...
You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against...
You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the the frontier against Xur...
You have been recruited by the Star League...
You have been recruited...
You have been recruited...
You have been recruited...
You have been recruited...
You have been recruited... Greetings, Starfighter.
You know how long it took to invent the games, to merchandise them...
You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test.
You must all be proud of him. He saved the Star League...
You must be Louis!
You owe me one, Alex.
You really are leaving here, aren't you?
You still may live a long and fruitful life back there.
You still want to go?
You sure I can't give you a hand?
You too, Alex.
You will find a packet which contains one hand trans...
You will pay for this with your lives!
You, and you alone...
You, y...
You'll get your chance!
You're an outcast! Why have you returned?
You're blowin' it, Alex!
You're my Juliet. My Venus.
You're my Juliet. My Venus.
You're not gonna be here. You're goin' back with Centauri right now!
You're right, Kril.
You're right. I'm scared of leaving here.
You're stayin' here.
You're walking away from history. History!
You've got a good thing going here. Keep smiling. Don't blow it.
Your left!
Your mother told me about the loan. Is there anything I can do?
Your plan might really have worked.
Yup. It's gonna be pleasant tomorrow too.
900,000!
900,000! You gonna bust the record!
'Night. 'Night.
Alex, are you all right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm fine.
Alex, did it come yet? Uh, no. I don't think so.
Alex, look! Oh, my God. What is that?
Alex, you never got this far before! Go, Alex!
Alex! All the other girls meant nothing to me.
Alex! Sorry.
Alex? Hi, Maggs.
Alex? I have to, Ma.
And did Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save? Who's Geloca?
And ruined my stove? Oh, that was... That was a beta unit.
And this here's Otis. A pleasure.
And this is Granny. How do you do?
And where were the Starfighters? In the hangar!
And, hey, what did you do to Maggie? Do to her?
And, uh, this is Elvira. Delighted.
Another planet? Who was it helped fix my antenna?
Are you crazy? You didn't tell me about any of this!
As you all know, we have been on a desperate quest... Excuse me. Excuse me.
Beta unit? A robot.
Beta, get a doctor! No. No native cures. No witch doctors.
Beta. Beta?
Both of us, Alex? Yeah.
Bunny, have you seen Alex? Can't say that I have.
But it's only visible if you look dead ahead. Ah. Got it.
Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex!
Bye! Bye! Don't you die!
Bye. Take it easy. Goodbye, darling.
Can't wait, Mr. Boone. Catch yourself a big one! If I can!
Centauri brought him back! Yes, I see. Don't talk.
Centauri, look out! What the...
Come on! Get back now. Bye!
Command ship! Oh, command ship!
Did you find that picnic basket yet? Mmm huh.
Did you say "war"? But of course!
Does he have my money, Alex? I have a fortune for you, Centauri.
Fire when ready! Grig, wait!
Four. Particle beam. Check.
Go tell Alex I need him. Beware, aliens. Louis Rogan...
Good luck, Starfighter. Thanks, Grig. For everything.
Good morning, space son Louis. Earthling.
Good night, Maggie. Good night.
Good night. Way to go, Alex! 'Night, kids.
Goodbye, Alex! Bye!
Grig, we need power! Death Blossom's drained all power.
Grig! Hey, Grig! Alex!
Grig? What is it, Alex?
Hang on! Okay.
Have a nice day, honey. Thanks, Mrs. Boone. You too.
Have fun, child. Sure you're gonna be okay?
He got them chains on him. All right! It's an alien!
He said it was on his way home. Blake lives on the other side of town.
He's just saying how delighted he is that you're here. Na prea.
He's trying. So it's safe to assume...
Heads up display. Check. Five.
Hello. Hello.
Hey, that's a good idea. Yeah, but we played cards last night.
Hey, where did it go? It's still there, suspended in a Xenon mist.
Hey, you look like me! 'Course I do. I'm the beta unit.
Hi, Mrs. Rogan. Hi, Maggie.
Hideous creature. If I may continue.
Hisanja pt. Hisanja?
Huh? I was in the star car, remember? We shook hands?
I don't know what's gotten into him. I don't understand that.
I don't know. How about cards?
I invented Starfighter, which is why I'm here. It is?
I love you so much, Alex. I'll always love you, Maggs.
I'm a kid from a trailer park. If that's what you think...
I'm not Alex Rogan. What?
Including yourself? Yeah.
Is this for real? Yes! That's what I'm trying to tell you!
Is this my Gunstar? This is a prototype... different from the other ships.
It's all for real! Well, then, don't talk. Drive!
It's in the living room. Oh, thanks. Where's Alex?
It's so strange! Wait. Hold it. Hold it, everybody.
Join the other recruits. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Just... Just a second. Hey, Alex. Let's do it, buddy!
Keep it. Ahh, Alex, Alex!
Keep your distance! Watch what you're doing.
Kill Alex Rogan. Kill Alex Rogan.
Laughing. ♪ There are things I'd like to say ♪
Laughing. Laughing?
Let me get this straight. You're a robot? I beg your pardon.
Like what? Like a Z...
Look. You, uh... You'd just better go ahead without me. No. Alex, I'll stay.
Louis! Yoohoo, Jane!
Louis! Louis! Bleep bleep.
Maggie Queen of the trailer park!
Me too. How you doin'? I do well.
Me? Yeah.
Mom's lookin' for you, Alex. Uh huh.
Move your head, will you, Louis? Uh, sorry.
Now, are you ready? This is it. Here we go.
Oh ho. Mr. Serioso. Alex!
Oh, for heaven's sake! Oh, my God!
Oh, hi, Alex. Hey, Otis.
Oh, stop your yakkin'. Bill?
Oh, that's nice, dear. Nice? It's stupendous!
Oh, that's okay. What is it? It's about your loan.
One ship, you, me, and that's it? Exactly!
One! One?
One. Let's do it.
Our forces have... You don't trifle with a Bogati. They love to fight.
Prea tahd na. Prea tahd na.
Rebuild the Legion? Yes.
Record? Take... Take a hand. Take a hand.
Remember... I've been recruited by the Star League...
Right! Here I am, about to be killed! Killed.
Robot? What the... Come on!
Rogan, Come on. Hey, Alex, how you doin', man?
Sorry, Louis. Sorry, Louis.
Store's closed, mister. I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy.
Target lights, Alex. Target lights?
Thank you. If I said it once, I said it a thousand times.
Thank you. Thanks.
Thanks for the lift! Sure thing, buddy. See you around!
Thanks, Jack. You're welcome.
That boy's gonna go places. That's one smart boy.
That does it. Oh, God. All right. I give up.
That was a game, Centauri. A game?
The Gunstar is gone from our sensors. Alert wing commanders.
The last Starfighter... ...is dead!
Theoretically. What do you mean, "theoretically"?
There he is. That's him! Centauri. I might have known.
There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this. Kitae.
They They need me up there. Oh, Alex, I always knew you'd leave someday...
This reminds you of home? Oh, yes.
Three. Proton bolts. Check.
Two. Chair control. Check.
Victory or death! Victory or death!
Wait a minute. What are you doing back? Are you kidding? It's war up there!
Wait. Gunstar!
Wait... Wh When... When did the hangar go up? I told you: When Xur attacked.
We did it. Yes, we actually did, didn't we?
We have a break in the frontier. Fire the meteor gun!
We're gonna be famous, aren't we, Otis? Yes, sir!
Well, I gotta go. Um...
Well, tell 'em that you're me! Pretend! Be quiet, Alex.
Well, what about Granny? Granny?
Well... Didn't we say we'd always be together?
What a world this is. What is it, then?
What are you doin'? Come on, Alex. Hurry up!
What are you doing? Listen. Centauri wants to keep it for a surprise.
What do you mean, "jump"? We're gonna ram him.
What is it, Alex? Well, I was just thinkin'...
What is it? What's going on? I don't know.
What the hell's a beta unit? A beta unit is a simuloid...
What the shit? I said, back to sleep, Louis...
What? Mom, I finally broke the Starfighter record.
What? This is a Zando Zan.
What's a command ship? You can do it, Alex! You can do it!
What's that? The frontier.
What's this? Careful, careful! That's Death Blossom, a weapon of last resort.
What's up, Alex? Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm tellin' Ma about your Playboys.
Where does your kind live? Oh, uh, houses, mostly.
Where else? Right.
Where you from? Earth.
Who are you? Centauri's the name.
Who's there? Shh! You're gonna wake up Louis.
Yeah, who stole my truck? And cut my electric?
Yeah? Honey, Elvira's electric is out.
Yes! Got it!
You are defeated. Twenty five cents more, please. Oh, crapola.
You got it, dude! All right! Whoo!
You got it. Extraordinary!
You gotta be kiddin'! Grig, this is... This is Mrs. Boone.
You mean they're dead? Death is a primitive concept.
You speak English? No. You hear English thanks to your translator device.
You've done quite enough already. Thank you. Well, uh...
You've got to stay, Alex! You will stay, won't you?
Your followers are few and scattered. Star League?
...to find Starfighters and navigators
'Cause if you stay down here, you're dog meat.
'Course, it it...
'Night, Alex.
"...to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada."
"' Night, Alex"? Wait a second.
♪ Di aye diliddle di di Dum, dum, diliddli... ♪
♪ When it all goes wrong ♪
♪ You've seen things I never heard ♪