💬 Pain & Gain

A bank wasn't all that easy.

A big music video director

A Colombian plus torture equals bad news, Ed,

A diversionary fistfight in the hall.

A do er or a don't er.

A few ways we can keep ourselves safe.

A friend of mine recommended it.

A hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.

A lot.

A perfect partner.

A procedure?

A rainy day fund, margarita money.

A SELVAHEMA presentation

A sentence for which he seemed legitimately grateful.

A shame sandwich with a side order of shit!

A thousand bucks if I smash him

A three year old... It Stunk like shit.

AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.

About my self improvement.

About Neighborhood Watch, okay?

About pectoral muscles?

About the safety deposit box?

About to get cleaned the fuck out.

According to the other two, Lugo killed Griga

Actually, it's Ed the Third.

Adrian even offered to stage

Adrian loved the idea.

Adrian, do something about this rug.

Adrian, put those down, will you?

Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.

Adrian?

Adrian? Honey, there's some people here to see you.

After a couple months with us, you won't even recognize yourself,

After all, it was the land of opportunity.

After I retired,

After reviewing our past performance,

Ah, they're sweet guys.

Ah! I feel like shit now.

Ah...

Ain't never had a reason to be.

All fucked up.

All good, Eldad.

All I ever wanted out of life

All I knew was that he was a douche.

All I wanted was a little effort, baby.

All Julia Roberts had to do

All justice really needed to do was listen to

All of my heroes are self made.

All right, benching builds your pecs.

All right, down, down, down! Just... There, there, there!

All right, good.

All right, good. And if you bachelors like girls,

All right, here's the deal, little fella,

All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?

All right, next...

All right, so what's the minimum investment?

All right, standby, we're en route.

All right, we're good here.

All right? But he could put us all away.

All right? But this guy, he knows who I am.

All right? That's gonna lead them to you.

All right. Come on, come on!

All the half dead senior citizens

All the latest stuff. Want to start out with some curls?

All the way to London.

All they got is testimony from some fucking cokehead.

All you got is change in that fanny pack. Is that what you want?

Although Victor liked to talk about sex a lot.

Am I right?

America was just a handful of scrawny colonies.

Amino acids after you work out or before?

And a designated representative

And allow me to go free today.

And anybody could gain access to your room.

And didn't sweat them ordering dessert?

And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be.

And for God's sake, help me!

And gave me my own private training session.

And get to blue point two within five seconds.

And get up off your ass!

And Gold's is going to crush you.

And half of my nose. I almost bit my tongue off.

And he falls in love with a beautiful woman.

And he follows this beautiful woman, you,

And he recognized my value.

And he said he wanted to see the board,

And he thinks that the guy ran off with some girl

And he was the third richest man in Golden Beach.

And his parents took him on vacations

And his penis don't work, okay?

And home of the second chances.

And hung like dry cleaning,

And I am a hard worker! And it will never happen again.

And I am going to rock it.

And I believe I can help others

And I believe in fitness.

And I did, and I gave her two shots,

And I did.

And I didn't have any warrants in Florida.

And I feel very welcomed,

And I got upset and he fucking fell.

And I know it might sound strange,

And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God.

And I see all that Satan shit swirling.

And I think I gave her too much,

And I try to live a life dedicated to self improvement.

And I want no part of this. You're on your own.

And I want to thank you all for that. Okay?

And I wanted to stay un dead,

And I was looking for a place to have a honeymoon.

And I was smacking her ass and now she's fucking dead!

And I was tired of clients petting me.

And I'll bring by the forms for you to sign.

And I'm sober.

And I've been to prison.

And if I can get you to learn one thing today,

And if it were me, and some large men

And if you are going to kill me,

And imprison our fellow man.

And it felt good.

And it looks like blue skies and clear sailing.

And it sucks!

And it was a mess!

And mount its head on your wall!

And my self is not ashamed to say it's made a lot of money.

And no one tells the truth like a pissed off wife.

And not a word to the police, baby, okay?

And now I need a procedure.

And now we're doing security for a, um...

And now you want me to solve your problems

And other than that, he's a hard guy to like.

And Pablo Escobar was a florist. Come on.

And people say Christian rock sucks.

And roughed up by a group of bodybuilders.

And see if you got any peach fuzz?

And she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills.

And she tells no one. Especially la policia.

And so easy, from freezer to microwave to mouth.

And so is this.

And sometimes, you've just got to fucking run.

And stay by the phone.

And sticking pliers up their nose?

And that elderly woman with the shower cap,

And that was it! He just dumped me by phone.

And that was wrong.

And that's a recipe for injury.

And that's where they get strong.

And the fucking heat.

And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!

And the IRS can't touch it.

And the one thing that unites great men

And then he left an address.

And then maybe you have to be spanking her.

And then some greasy pudge bunny

And there is no substitute for hard work.

And they kept it real with me.

And they love to eat. It's okay. That's important!

And they need extra security.

And they're enjoying it.

And they're gonna get hungry again.

And this Adrian Doorbal, he paid in cash?

And until now, AT&T has had a lock on all of them.

And we can take it. You know why?

And we thought we were gonna have to cast in London.

And we're relocating to San Juan.

And what does life serve you?

And what would you like to do

And when I get to heaven,

And Windex our fingerprints off now.

And you can't ask for more than that.

And you fucking hit him with a weight?

And you got to chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.

And you tell me you don't trust me?

And you'll find out how to be a do er!

And you're not here, bro!

And, I guess in a way, so am I.

And, if you let me, I believe I can learn from my mistakes

And, meanwhile,

And, yes, it was getting my attention.

Animal Services has recovered a greyhound

Any money to leave town with,

Any questions?

Anybody here?

Anything below the Keys is like a boil on my ass.

Are left broken, snuffling for your crumbs!

Are we alone?

Are you a hot mess?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Are you serious?

Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger, am I right?

As good to me as anyone ever was.

As soon as I said it, I knew I'd sealed my fate.

As to who made him that way.

As you can see here, we've got all brand new Cybex equipment.

Ass wipe!

Asshole.

At 5230, 6200 and 11100,

At first, the evidence was mostly circumstantial,

At least yours are chocolate covered Raisinets.

At this first meeting of the Neighborhood Watch,

Attempted extortion, theft,

Attempted murder, armed robbery,

Authorizing us to freeze the accounts of a Victor...

Aw.

Awesome. He says I'm a do er.

Back over him.

Back!

Bad guys are everywhere.

Baseball sized anal beads found in the back of your car.

Be calm.

Be careful, that's hot. You'll burn yourself.

Beautiful, robust erections of your high school days.

Because I don't remember you. Which must mean you're a liar.

Because I put all my money in the house,

Because I was still alive.

Because I work hard! I do work fucking hard!

Because I'm being held hostage by a bunch of fucking body...

Because if she does,

Because if that's true, I'm not paying you a fucking dime!

Because if you're willing to do the work,

Because my name is Daniel Lugo,

Because she's the best dirty talker in the business.

Because that's gonna bring questions

Because they figured out what we already know,

Because they practically gave me the house.

Because we's only gonna need three.

Because you fucking stole it!

Because you never went to college.

Before he could get anything, which means

Being a personal trainer is just that. Personal.

Being dumb stupid fucks.

Believe me, it's a starter.

Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.

Besides what a fucking notary does,

Best move I ever made was marrying Cissy.

Best song ever!

Between the "B" and the "I."

Big director driving your pussy ass Fiero

Big slut.

Black chick? I fucked her.

Block him in.

Boom, skyrocket. Next.

Boosted membership 75% within two months.

Brad MacCalister.

Break it off. Remind your folks

Bring him out right through the front door,

Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

Bro, you better hurry up, man!

Burglary, money laundering and forgery.

Burn my fucking hair off,

Busted my ass,

Busy day!

But a week before I got sprung, I had a little pruno slip.

But after a few years,

But as it turns out... In the water!

But as you know,

But being an unfaithful lying shit

But being in the medical profession, I prefer not to judge.

But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.

But don't tell me you're taking me to the airport

But don't worry, we can change all that.

But ended up comptroller of a billion dollar pipeline

But for some crazy reason, I'm proudest of the sandwiches.

But he forced me to.

But he's dead now.

But I am about fed up with your defeatist attitude, okay?

But I can't say that what the police told you

But I can't take the case.

But I did. I break guys for a living.

But I got something much better than dancing.

But I had another plan.

But I have a look of suspicion on my face.

But I knew that wasn't ever going to happen

But I may as well open it while I'm here, right?

But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.

But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing

But I'm not going backwards.

But if they think a little slapping around's gonna break me,

But if you had to do it, you would adapt.

But if you're not telling me the truth,

But it didn't matter. We were going to be fucking rich.

But it sounds like a nonstarter to me.

But it's all homos and housewives.

But Mr. Kershaw is overseas in Europe saving elephants.

But no fingerprints. And then, for the first time

But not nearly as much as you think.

But now I'm found...

But really,

But she doesn't exist, so...

But thank you for the compliment.

But that bat was aluminum. I've switched to wood.

But that lady's a whore.

But the hardest thing about changing yourself

But the only way he's gonna do it

But the problem is, sometimes the monster is there.

But the shit he was poppin'?

But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.

But there was so much temptation in Miami.

But they must have really been underwater,

But this being broke shit's got to stop, man.

But this is a complicated venture, okay?

But this is a very serious situation.

But to implement a plan of this intensity,

But we believe the dog may be stolen.

But we don't have a boat, so we're going in by land.

But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.

But what the heck?

But with a shot of an engorgital

But with our athletic superiority,

But you can't have my shit!

But you know how I knew these monkeys

But you know what I really don't like about weights?

But you're not going anywhere anytime soon.

But your skill set doesn't put my mind at ease.

But, uh, frankly,

By bodybuilders.

By going fucking cowboy on some porn king?

By Mr. Kershaw's account of events.

Cab driver at the hospital.

Call Daniel!

Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.

Can I borrow it?

Can I get everybody's attention?

Can I help you with something?

Can I see you in the office for a minute, John?

Can they reattach it?

Can you keep him quiet?

Can you lift this?

Can you pick me? Can you pick me?

Car wouldn't start, though.

Catching bad guys is finer.

Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy

Check.

Chopin, stop!

CIA, Daniel?

CIA? Like the CIA police CIA?

Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.

Club Fed Correctional. White collar.

Coast Guard's got the specs on Lugo's boat.

Come here. Meet my friends. Show them your tits.

Come on down here.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, big man. Work it, baby. Come on!

Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, give us a few moans.

Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!

Come on, just hit me, hit me! Come on, do it!

Come on, man.

Come on, that's it.

Come on, which one are you?

Come on!

Come on. We don't have the code. Put this on.

Comes a day for just about everyone when A

Comes and takes it all away.

Commie sucking whore.

Cops.

Cover him up.

Cover the back!

Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays, 10:00 on weekends.

Damn it! Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor?

Damn!

Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.

Daniel Lugo. Write it down.

Daniel was really encouraging

Daniel! I see you got some new meat.

Defending the rights of drug dealers.

Delta Force could do a mission like this in probably 53 seconds.

Depending on the day, I either fantasize

Dibs.

Dick.

Did he forget he gave it to me?

Did you do something bad?

Did you get the code?

Did you remember to get me some bait?

Didn't you say that your friend kept athletic supplies

Dissolve them with lye.

Do be a do er.

Do er! Do er! Do er! I'm a do er!

Do me a favor, okay?

Do some stock trading, real estate.

Do these tasers rock or what?

Do they have phone sex in India?

Do we have to have this conversation now?

Do you believe in that stuff? Higher power stuff?

Do you ever look in your mirror at home and ask,

Do you know what fear is?

Do you know who you're fucking with?

Do you know, this is the real reason I approached you.

Do you want him to suffer,

Do you want to go back?

Does not need these glasses that see in the dark!

Does your life suck balls?

Doesn't mean we have less right to a piece of the pie.

Don't be a don't er.

Don't be a don't er. You'll regret it.

Don't be a little bitch. You gonna man up?

Don't call him Pepe like you were in the sixth grade together.

Don't do that right now, please. Don't.

Don't don't, do do, nut up and be like Wu.

Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother

Don't make Pepe suffer.

Don't mind him. What were you in for?

Don't they feed you at home, chunky trunks, huh?

Don't worry, you're still going home.

Don't you listen?

Don't you think we deserve better? 'Cause I do.

Doyle and Doorbal,

Doyle was taking extra shifts with Kershaw.

Driving up and down the street looking at me.

Drop the bag! Drop it!

Du Bois Investigators, Inc.

Dude's a freak of fucking nature.

Duly noted. All right?

Each family gets a pack.

Each pack has pepper spray and a taser.

Eagle is on the move.

Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.

Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.

Eat me, Doogie.

Eh? Uh... Oh.

Eh... Besides shtupping?

Electro shocked, beaten with sex toys,

Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.

Especially the ones who are trying to kill you!

Eventually, they found the barrels and bodies,

Every asset you had.

Every man needs to fight for his dignity.

Every person in America

Everybody gonna eat some of this!

Everyone that wants the American dream.

Everything else will be gone before Robin...

Everything was falling into place.

Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.

Everything's under control. You better fucking man up.

Except the only thing I hate more than golf is fishing.

Excuse me? I blended in, okay?

False Evidence Appearing Real?

False Evidence Appearing Real.

Fantastic. I've got the contracts right here.

Feel great. Doyle feels great.

Figured they could come by anytime and shoot a round.

Figures! Made in China?

Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.

Finger one, find a guy with money.

Finger one, find somebody with money. Check.

Finger three,

Finger three, make America a better place.

Finger two, make him give you everything he owns.

Fire!

First watch?

For a big fucker, you complain a lot!

For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,

For however many nights it takes Channel 4

For I used my superior intelligence

For king and country.

For now I'm keeping watch!

For the fact that he had a very tiny penis.

For who's ever gonna do the investing.

For wrong actions to justify a good end.

Forge somebody's signature and take all their shit.

Four, three, two, one.

Frank Griga, the phone sex douche from the club.

Frank, I don't think I'm following you right now.

Frankie!

Frankly, it had a lotto make up for.

Free membership for strippers. Delicious.

From Neiman's to my shoe closet.

From racism. No, it was a cement truck.

From the beginning.

From what I hear, Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,

Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit. And this nice house.

Fuck you "Ah!" ing about? Hold it, man.

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fucking crackhead.

Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.

Fucking tell me now!

Funny, I left South America because there was too much kidnapping.

Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.

Gentlemen?

George, I got a trunk full of evidence.

Get a chopper, ASAP.

Get a forensic unit here right away.

Get a goal. Get a plan.

Get back here!

Get it over quick. It's like ripping off a Band Aid.

Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!

Get me the police.

Get out of the way!

Get some paper towels, damn it!

Get the bitches on the boat.

Get the bitches on the boat. Okay? We got to go.

Get the fuck out!

Get the gate!

Get through another day sober.

Give me that thing.

Give me that, let me do it, man!

Give me this thing.

Given my newfound bullshit Christianity.

Gives the client security and a little extra help

Go on, pick out another one.

Go to church or whatever you do.

Go, go, go, go, go! Get him! Get him! Get him!

Go.

God damn m

God gave you 10, now you got nine.

God, I can't believe this!

Goddamn! My shit stopped working.

Golden Dream seminar at the Jupiter Ballroom

Good tonight. Come on, let's go.

Good.

Good. Good. Hmm.

Got my bank accounts cleaned out.

Got my chip and everything. That was a proud moment.

Got to get a pump, though.

Gotta jump off the back, we snatch him.

Grab that fucking crazy bitch!

Greatest day of my life.

Grill these fingerprints off? Are you nuts?

Guilty.

Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.

Ha! Come on, come on! Hey, baby!

Had been down the habit road himself,

Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.

Half Jew.

Hands behind your back.

Hands up! Hands up!

Hang in there, buddy.

Have some respect and act accordingly.

He already did.

He blew his whole cut, now he wants to do another job.

He called me a fucking amateur!

He checked himself out, against my advice.

He claimed he'd been tortured.

He could ID me.

He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants.

He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.

He didn't mention anything.

He doesn't even know what happened!

He fell! The thing just hit him in the head

He got the bag! He got the bag!

He had that can do spirit.

He is a full fledged partner.

He knows who the fuck I am!

He loves dog like his own child.

He never worked this hard in the gym.

He picked me, he picked me.

He put all his eggs in your basket, Victor.

He said he was going to sign the papers,

He said no one would get hurt. They hurt Pepe.

He said to me, "Never marry a black man."

He said you worked him over pretty good.

He said, "This is how you protect me",

He saw us, big guy. He saw you.

He seemed like such a nice guy.

He signs a few signatures,

He singled me out

He started reading Fortune magazine.

He tends to sign just about anything.

He thinks he made a deal!

He wants his stuff back!

He wants the whole nut.

He was a big hearted motherfucker

He was a dick. Always making fat jokes.

He was my boy.

He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.

He's a friggin' miracle man.

He's a thief!

He's carrying a big bag of charcoal. White shorts.

He's coming to us.

He's dead. And I'm retired.

He's going to die anyway.

He's gonna run out of his money.

He's got millions.

He's got no fucking accountability!

He's having Shabbat!

He's out there trying to impact the world in a positive way.

He's over here!

He's right, Ed. We fucked up.

Hell, yeah!

Hello, James Bond.

Hello, little baby, I'm here.

Hello?

Hello. ls the haircut line here?

Her shift's over at noon.

Her soul has left her body.

Here in his warehouse?

Here we get a clear view of our entry point.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, let me help you.

Here. Ninja. That's your suit right there.

Here. You take it.

Hey, baby doll.

Hey, buddy!

Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.

Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!

Hey, guys. You like it?

Hey, how many grams of protein do you eat?

Hey, I have a... Calm the fuck down.

Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.

Hey, is that breast milk?

Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!

Hey, little buddy.

Hey, look, Daniel,

Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.

Hey, pal. That'll do it.

Hey, Paul, it's me. I want you to pick up Adrian.

Hey, Paul?

Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?

Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?

Hey, should we save her implants?

Hey, that guy wants a job. Will you interview him?

Hey, that sounds terrific.

Hey, this don't look like an airport.

Hey, we didn't see you move in.

Hey, what's going on? What...

Hey, when does Robin get home?

Hey, where you going?

Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?

Hey!

Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?

Hey! Officer!

Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw sold you Tasty Reuben?

Hey! Victor Kershaw just called my office!

Hey.

Hey. police, Stgp!

Hey. Yo.

Hi, I'm Brad.

His account of what happened is rather unbelievable,

His blood alcohol's up to his ears!

His fucking baby booties?

His paralegal in the interview room,

His story's true. Your guys went to sleep on it.

Hit me! Hit me!

Hmm. It's okay.

Holy Moses.

Holy shit!

Holy shit! What the fuck?

Holy shit.

Holy shit. It's my client.

Honey, I had to grab her ass. Look, I was the rapist!

How are you, sir?

How did you do that?

How funny was that when that scumbag shit himself

How is Vic?

How you been?

How you fixed for a job now?

How? I mean, how so?

How'd you find me?

How's your back?

Huh?

Huh. Oh...

Hurry up.

I agree. You don't need all this Kumbaya shit.

I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!

I ain't making no more tacos!

I already regret it.

I am furious!

I am in the middle of a superset.

I am not staying here alone with those two dead bodies.

I booted.

I can deal with his impotence,

I can give you rest, Paul.

I can read to you about the Unabomber.

I can triple my investment in three months?

I can't do right now. I just got out of prison.

I can't do that.

I can't start the car and run him over. We...

I can't swim!

I can't wait to go in his house.

I cannot deal with your incompetence! What the fuck?

I cannot kill.

I did make it a muscle mecca.

I didn't ask for everything, George. I asked for one thing.

I didn't know any of that then.

I didn't think you'd be pissed.

I do.

I don't dance,

I don't have a home, you putz!

I don't just want everything you have.

I don't know anything about an Asian guy.

I don't know if you realize this, Victor,

I don't know why God gave us 1O fingers,

I don't know why. He thought they were all dodgy.

I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.

I don't know... My body's top priority.

I don't need a secretary anymore.

I don't need your shit right now, okay? Please.

I don't really know. I can't get him on the phone.

I don't see no fur in that nonworking chainsaw.

I don't think you're a hard worker.

I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.

I don't want to go back to prison!

I don't want you going through my stuff.

I even came up with genius.

I feel good.

I feel kind of just like shit, John.

I feel like I look great.

I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.

I fucking told you to get a gas powered one,

I fucking told you!

I fucking work!

I gave free body waxing for everybody at sign up.

I gave her a horse tranquilizer.

I gave it to him. Like nothing.

I gave you a second chance, and what did you do?

I gave you that. You want to be two, I will give you that.

I got 48 holes in my carpet!

I got a three mil McMansion next to a private jogging path,

I got me a riding mower. Snapper 342, you know it?

I got run over here. In America.

I got somebody here that wants to meet you!

I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.

I got to go to work! We got to keep up appearances.

I got to say, it felt great to be doing so awesome.

I got upset and...

I guess she don't know.

I guess you could say He's my role model.

I had a choice. Take the fast way down,

I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.

I had to hurt a man today.

I had you figured for a Definitely Guy, Damien.

I hang at the house. Got a hot Cuban housekeeper

I hate you.

I have a boat.

I have a gift.

I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts.

I have responsibilities!

I have to entertain

I haven't been truthful with you, and, believe me, it hurts.

I honestly don't know how he figures this stuff out.

I hope your girlfriend knows just how lucky she is.

I just got a flash of us together on a water slide.

I just lost my family, my business,

I just need a little trim.

I just provided options.

I just thought it'd be cool to see France.

I just want a big fat lawn that I can mow until the sun goes down.

I just want to go back to prison.

I kept it real with them little motherfuckers

I knew Danny was making most of this shit up.

I knew I assembled the right crew.

I knew the only place a woman like me could be appreciated

I knew you could do it, Paul.

I know I feel more snug and secure than I've ever.

I know I'm guilty. That's what I said in the beginning of my statement.

I know that! I was joking. Come on!

I know what I did was wrong

I know what I'm doing.

I know what it's like to think you killed somebody.

I know what you're looking at. Now look at this.

I know you can't see me, Victor,

I know! Okay?

I know.

I know...

I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.

I like older people. They're very generous.

I like to rap. You'll find me very friendly.

I live it.

I love cherry pies.

I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?

I love me some rain on the African plain.

I love my new home,

I love purple.

I love that guy. All right, let's hit the chest press.

I love that show.

I made a deal with a friend of mine.

I made a mistake.

I made it a destination.

I made Senior Fitness Coordinator by Christmas.

I made the best pruno in the yard.

I mean in life, man! Where you are in life.

I mean, come on!

I mean, he was an asshole, but he had a point.

I mean, I didn't hate him.

I mean, I had asked the guy from the bank

I mean, I've seen things, okay? Done things.

I mean, look at us, man. We're like Superman.

I mean, no offense, Daniel,

I mean, some of the things you say are just comical.

I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...

I mean, you told me to give her some more tranquilizer,

I meant what exercise is next.

I might have found a sponsor for your competition.

I misjudged.

I need a drink!

I need to read the manual.

I need you downstairs, okay?

I need you to grill these fingerprints off, all right?

I need you to secure and maintain a profile.

I never kid, Yudo.

I once was lost

I paid him 20 not to talk.

I put up with shit they don't have names for in civilization.

I read a lot of biographies, sir.

I recently got married

I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own.

I said, "I'm guilty." But what about my second chance?

I say it because I care. I'm just trying to be a friend.

I see guys like you my whole life.

I see it. I see the emotion,

I should know, okay. I work for the government.

I spent a lot of time building these bad boys.

I spot people for a living, when you get right down to it.

I still have no idea what you're talking about right now.

I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day

I think he fell or I pushed him or something.

I think he lifted weights to try to compensate

I think I can help you.

I think I'm going to be sick.

I think the visit from the police scared him.

I think they messed me up.

I thought he had to be dead.

I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.

I threw them all out.

I told him I was gonna give him a fucking body like mine!

I told you Amino Tropical Blast's benefits

I told you these guys were gonna get hungry again.

I told you to check the license plate!

I told you we'd fix it with the magic penis shots.

I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!

I trust you.

I used to call him Ernesto.

I used to call my vag Michelle. What?

I used to have a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.

I want Ed the Second.

I want to meet directly with the board.

I want to pump some new blood into this place.

I want you

I want you to be on the team. Okay?

I wanted to be "better than.“

I was being polite. Look, Daniel,

I was born in Bogota', grew up in New York City.

I was clean for nearly a year.

I was hoping maybe you could show me around.

I was like the Iceman, okay? Bull's eye! Strike!

I was like you.

I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.

I was Miss Bucharest.

I was never a big fitness guy. I know it's important,

I was one of you.

I was so sick of Jonny Wu.

I was tasered by ninjas.

I was under the impression that you were out of town.

I wasn't transported to some celestial space

I will freak out.

I will make him proud.

I will not buy worms.

I wish they had them in the strip club. They're great niblets.

I woke up this morning in a state of excitement,

I would be honored, Victor.

I would like to call you Eldad.

I, Daniel Lugo, hereby acknowledge my guilt.

I... Ed;

I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.

I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.

I'd love to get jacked.

I'd never been a crimer.

I'll be your stepfather in about a week.

I'll call you later to set a meet.

I'll fuck him up!

I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.

I'll have Ernesto up in high gear in no time.

I'll take a look at what you got,

I'll think of something, all right?

I'm a dead man.

I'm a desperate man.

I'm a do er with a three finger plan.

I'm a do er!

I'm a do er?

I'm a do er.

I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,

I'm a man who just got married

I'm a self made man, Dennis.

I'm an influential member of this community now.

I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue

I'm at your house, John, fucking your wife.

I'm big!

I'm big! I'ma be swelled, though.

I'm doing you a favor!

I'm Dr. Lowenstein,

I'm fine. I just banged my shin.

I'm giving you a private jet!

I'm going old school.

I'm going to chop that fucker right off.

I'm going to get you so jacked.

I'm going to go with "no."

I'm going to kill him.

I'm going to make you guys a lot of money.

I'm going to rock your world.

I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.

I'm gonna head butt you and knock you out, okay?

I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,

I'm gonna shit in his bathroom. That's what I'ma do.

I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.

I'm guessing you're looking at

I'm having some trouble with it myself.

I'm hot!

I'm in the CIA.

I'm just going to put down "using."

I'm just Randy, man.

I'm just saying.

I'm living the American dream.

I'm looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.

I'm looking to close my account.

I'm married to someone in the medical field. I know this.

I'm not comfortable with you having a say in my money.

I'm not driving too fast. I'm following the fucking speed limit.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not gonna let him do that to you.

I'm not gonna let that happen to you.

I'm not in to take your call right now,

I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,

I'm not telling you where I am, John!

I'm praying.

I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!

I'm sober.

I'm sorry about all this. Everything.

I'm strong!

I'm talking about a steroid shake!

I'm turning into a stud here.

I'ma be unstoppable!

I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.

I've been at headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

I've been here before. And I'm not proud of this.

I've been there, dude.

I've been thinking a lot about what you said.

I've done a bit of coaching, so...

I've done it before, so come on. Just hit me.

I've fallen in love with a younger woman

I've got money. You can have it all.

I've learned that people's lives are usually linear.

If I don't triple your membership in three months, I will quit.

If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!

If there's pee on the policy,

If we don't get these bodies out of here!

If you want to rap, my door is always open.

If! had learned anything these past few months

Il' really fucking hurts.

Impressive. Are you in?

In a location like this, would be through the water,

In AA, they teach you to sit with your feelings.

In fact, the only thing they weren't found guilty of

In Hebrew, it means "Beloved of God."

In here, go.

In Jerusalem.

In light of his cooperation,

In Miami, Florida, between October 1994 and June '95.

In our own corner of the American dream,

In that case, I need to see badges.

In the chaos, right? Right? Come on! Let's bolt!

In the end,

In the history of the United States...

In the rectum of the Third World.

Incorporate offshore.

India alone has a billion people as of the last census.

Into an internationally renowned mecca.

Is changing how other people see you.

Is either a do er, or a don't er.

Is far from my own analysis.

Is if you're knee walking drunk.

Is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.

Is that a question?

Is that I have to witness the signing of the document.

Is that right?

Is that tire tread on your forehead?

Is that too hard?

Is that Yugoslavian?

Is their reach always exceeds their grasp.

Is this all for me?

Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?

Is this her first day?

Is to help you

Is... Is there a problem?

Isn't it, you silly turd?

It all started in Transylvania.

It doesn't feel real good when Mickey D's tells you

It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.

It got really smoky in there, Danny.

It happened just the way I say it did.

It hurts.

It is the law.

It just shot out of my ass!

It makes you question the whole relationship.

It means I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.

It smells awful back here.

It takes a little finesse to tell the Chief of Police

It takes professionals. You guys,

It took a lot of balls to come in here.

It took the jury only 14 minutes

It took us an hour just to find the ICU.

It truly is.

It was an honest mistake!

It was bent on a 25 degree angle, like a boomerang.

It was kind of disgusting.

It was warm. It had beaches.

It worked for two seconds, then it cut off.

It would be this.

It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.

It'll make you great, man!

It's a big department, Ed. We can't do everything right.

It's a gift.

It's a little bit of that.

It's a little less than what I'm used to,

It's a piece of China crap.

It's a piece of China fucking crap!

It's a setup of awesome potential.

It's a steroid induced impotence.

It's all legal and binding.

It's better you hear it all.

It's called "Vanilla Fella."

It's called pain and gain, Rusty.

It's Eldad.

It's going to be amazing.

It's gonna be fun.

It's got one of the best decks around.

It's just that all of these transfer documents,

It's kind of hard when you got a record.

It's kind of undignified being all fucked up by a car,

It's like a fucking treasure chest!

It's like a snatch and grab.

It's Money Management 101.

It's my shift, bro. Go home.

It's my torture chamber now.

It's not "incontinental," you moron. It's "incontinent."

It's not smart taking a dead man's car.

It's not the world we live in now, brother.

It's sickening.

It's stuck in her hair!

It's that if you don't pay attention to details,

It's two exact BMW's!

It's what we specialize in here.

It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.

It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.

Jack... It's very simple.

Jeez! Man, you think you know people.

Jesus Christ Himself has blessed me with many gifts!

Jesus Christ. You could have fucking killed me!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Jesus, devil, swirling all up in your head.

Jesus, forgive me. Forgive my sins.

Jesus.

Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.

John was rolling in the cash.

Jonny Wu says it's all about seeing the humor

Just bring him by tomorrow.

Just come in any time. Any time at all.

Just do it!

Just fucking lie.

Just get Mrs. Kershaw.

Just give me one more of those blue ones.

Just leave it up to me and

Just make a positive effort.

Just run him over?

Just tell me if this is

Keep an eye on him.

Kershaw. I'm not in to take your call right now.

Killing me is not going to give you job skills, Danny.

KRISZTINAI Frank!

L...

Ladies, these things work.

Lap dancing the day away.

Late three times in a row.

Lawn and garden supplies.

Lawn supplies, huh?

Lawn.

Learn from their mistakes, double down and do it.

Leave that stuff, we got to go.

Leave the guy broke and clueless

Let me confer with my partner. Are they good?

Let me show you the pool.

Let me swing by there and make it right. What's your address?

Let's get this party started!

Let's go, Paul, come on.

Let's go, Paul.

Let's go, we got shit to do.

Let's go!

Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.

Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

Let's just hope Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?

Let's race the Porsche, baby.

Let's try something new.

Life is going to give me another set.

Like tying guys to chairs

Listen to me.

Listen to the Lawn Dawg.

Listen, Danny,

Listen, tell me where you are

Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.

Listen. You take this,

Little blobs of blood and muscle.

Little kids might think you're a school bus and climb on for a ride.

Little prick had a new bike every Christmas.

Look at the size of this thing!

Look at these guys, huh? Carved from stone!

Look at this! Go, push it! Fucking push it!

Look at those eyes. Wow!

Look at you, already improving the place.

Look at you.

Look at yourselves! You handle food.

Look like a big sirloin steak, baby! I like that!

Look under the bed and see for yourself

Look, in your line of work, people do get hurt.

Look, just say the dog did it, okay?

Look, my friend, he cannot come back, okay?

Look, Victor. Victor.

Look, we wish we didn't have to go there, but, uh,

Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping.

Look, you like them?

Looking tough, feeling tough.

Looks like he killed the dog.

Lord God, this place is depressing.

Lost my dog.

Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.

Love it!

Ls new business. You cannot build a muscle mecca without muscle.

Lucky for me, I got saved.

Lucky I had an airbag.

Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!

Luge'?

Lugo and I used to bang a lot.

Lugo, you can get my life,

Lugo!

Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.

Mad the doctor put 'm an extra 500 eds.

Make America a better place.

Make him comfy, all right? Just get him drunk.

Make some noise for the great Sorina Luminita!

Make sure the sperm mogul's on ice until I get back.

Makes a waffle don't even need maple syrup.

Man, I do, too.

Manipulator of manipulators.

May cause anxiety, aggression, seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...

Maybe a little.

Maybe I did, though.

Maybe I was sent as a reminder.

Maybe I will.

Maybe it got so I didn't want to be "equal to" anymore.

Maybe the real reason I'm here

Maybe this isn't the place to discuss this.

Maybe we could go for a drink

Maybe your self ought to spend some of it on a salad.

Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot

Me and the lady were having a conversation.

Me?

Me. Pick me.

Meantime, native sons born of the red, white and blue

Mese.

Michael Corleone didn't become the Godfather by folding towels.

Miss you, sweetie.

Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort!

Mission abort! Mission abort!

Mission abort! Mission abort! Mission abort!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Dry humping.

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm... Oh, yeah!

More like Raisinets.

Most people never develop that potential.

Most people say they want to look better.

Motherfucker!

Mr. and Mrs. Griga, how are you? Chopin?

Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids?

Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.

My American dream was finally coming true.

My asshole trainer, Daniel...

My favorite neighbor.

My Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

My goddamn half Colombian, half Jew temper.

My grandfather ﬂed Germany in 1943.

My grandfather,

My money! My money.

My msda was so much nicer than hers.

My name is Daniel Lugo.

My name is Victor Kershaw.

My new neighborhood and my little brat pack crew.

My niece gave it to me for Christmas.

My offshore stuff is just

My son...

Named her Puppy Luv. L U V. But when I'm out on it,

Need to push that Lambo into the swamp, bro.

Never again will an oppressor

Never call bad guys!

New York Stock Exchange.

Next.

Nice place.

Nice.

No bad violence!

No contest, John?

No evidence.

No food, no bathroom, no nothing.

No fucking way.

No hottie can resist dope pecs.

NO kidding? Oh, I like that place.

No matter how it gets there, your John Hancock shows

No necesita... You know, to clean la casa.

No one calls me a fucking amateur!

No one calls me a fucking amateur! No one!

No one calls me an amateur!

No peeking through the hole!

No pickle licking around here. Let's go.

No shit!

No, I can do it. I can do it.

No, I did not. No.

No, I don't, I don't.

No, I don't... I don't know.

No, I think they gave me the wrong fucking number!

No, I'm not nuts, Paul.

No, it's not a movie, baby, it's a music video.

No, jackass.

No, ma'am.

No, no, no. No, not you. Not you. I'm so sorry.

No, Paul, they can't, okay?

No, resale of medical devices is a big business, man.

No, should I?

No, someone else sitting in your seat.

No, that's the only reason for a notary,

No, there shouldn't be a problem.

No, this wasn't heaven.

No, you can't borrow my stamp. That's sacred.

No, you did it.

No, you drove.

No, you got to get back here, man.

No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! Oh, God. Please, no!

No. I kind of like it here. I mean, the weights are new...

No. No! Not...

No...

Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!

Nobody would expect him to buckle up!

Nobody. I mean, well, fucking assholes do.

Not everyone is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it.

Not in Colombia!

Not more. Just not the less I was used to.

Not normal stuff.

Not one single person.

Not one word.

Not smart at all.

Not some fucking piece of electric China crap! Shit!

Not to have it.

Notarized, even at a 90 degree angle.

Now give me my money back!

Now grill those fucking hands. Now.

Now I go to work.

Now I'm the criminal here? It's a secret stash.

Now I'm the guy at the bar?

Now I'm with seven honeys of which I can choose from.

Now if we're gonna roll, we're gonna chase tail,

Now where are you?

Now, come on, get up. My wife's coming home.

Now, come on, let's do the show and tell. Come on, boy.

Now, come on, you're growing.

Now, good men have died to keep what I just told you a secret.

Now, it's the most buff, pumped up country on the planet.

Now, test phase.

Now, we'd all like to believe

Now, won't you tell me your story again, hmm?

Number one thing, vigilance equals safety.

Number two, recognizing...

Nurse!

NYSE?

Obsessing over pectoral muscles.

Of course!

Of living the dream!

Of that, I am sure.

Of Victor Pepe Kershaw.

Of wearing sweatpants to work.

Off the job.

Oh, accident investigation.

Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.

Oh, bills suck.

Oh, Danny. Danny?

Oh, funny thing, when a man's blindfolded,

Oh, God, that is nasty.

Oh, God. He should be ejected from this facility!

Oh, He is.

Oh, I love the sexy casa!

Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.

Oh, jeez!

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, Daniel, yes! I'll do anything!

Oh, my God, I love him!

Oh, my God! This is so good! Come on, try some.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This guy understands me.

Oh, my God... Not you. I need your help.

Oh, my.“ You ever suck a pregnant woman Riﬂe'?

Oh, no, no, it's not just that!

Oh, no, no. It's okay. Shit happens. Forget it.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! No cash!

Oh, shit! Oh, no!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, shit...

Oh, so you do remember me. That's funny

Oh, such a fucking moron!

Oh, sure.

Oh, tell your mama!

Oh, thanks, Father.

Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me.

Oh, we don't want to hear about that rip off.

Oh, well, I'm, uh... I'm over at Miami General.

Oh, well, it's unsettling while I sweat here.

Oh, yeah, I never left town, because I didn't have

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.

Oh, yeah? Where?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.

Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah... Look at that...

Oh, you know, most of my things are being shipped.

Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!

Oh!

Oh! I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it...

Oh! Shit!

Oh.

Oh. I'm from New York.

Oh... Oh... Oh!

Okay, gentlemen, listen up.

Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?

Okay, let me explain to you about your face.

Okay, look at our chart here.

Okay, seriously, you're gonna love this, all right?

Okay, sure.

Okay, take care.

Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!

Okay, you're fired!

Okay! The lovely Sorina here...

Okay? There are bad guys out there

Okay? These are not toys.

Okay.

Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.

Okay. First thing, recognizing a potential attacker.

Okay. it won't happen again. I understand.

Okay. So what exactly is my skill set then, Frank?

Okay. The hands will be on the ass!

Okay...

Old Cutler Cove.

Om Dan... Oh!

On my Puppy Luv? Huh?

On the corner of Blow Me and Die.

One billion people, two billion ears.

One more!

One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!

One problem. He's got a live in maid,

One take home point,

One thing... I recently had some trouble with the law.

One time he told me if I can cut out snacking,

One time in Hong Kong, I had to live for a week in a tree.

One very large burnt dildo,

Ooh!

Ooh. Wow. Bushy.

Open the F ing gate, Patriot Moron Two.

Open the frickin' gate, man!

Open the gate! Open the gate!

Or a dinner or a coffee or water.

Or do you want to look at your little nuts in the mirror

Or find a way to keep climbing.

Or I'll bash your brains all over that wall

Or I'm the DEA chasing after a drug smuggler.

Or they're kicking us out.

Or worse, they hire detectives.

Or you want to take him out of his misery?

Or, as you call yourself, a field operative.

Otherwise, somebody could just come in off the street,

Ought to put a fence around him.

Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start.

Our plan was solid. Our skills were cutting edge.

Out, now!

Over. What's the issue?

Ow!

Own a few greyhounds for racing.

Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.

Patriot Two, you got first watch.

Patriot Two?

Paul Doyle seemed to embrace the concept of confession.

Paul, Is he dead?

Paul, just run him over.

Paul, now.

Paul, we got a job to do, are you up here hiding?

Paul, you're fucking disgusting.

Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.

Paul?

Penis magic.

People finally saw me like I saw myself

People's lives.

Pepe is sober.

Pepe, you okay?

Pepe?

Percentage of Indian telecommunication market.

Perks included. 'Cause that's how it works.

Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate

Peter?

Physical proof of the murders being hard to come by.

Physically hurt? No, man!

Playing together sounds good.

Please believe me,

Please leave a message

Please leave a message at the tone...

Please, tell me again about this movie you're making.

Please, tell me.

Police? What did they want?

Poor people.

Prepare to neutralize the target.

Press the star key, press the six and press the nine!

Puppy's gone.

Put it in gear and run him over.

Put it in the trash, with the rest of my dreams.

Put myself through college

Put that fucking thing away now!

Put the phone where she can hear.

Put the Yugoslav on the phone. I need the right safe combo.

Put them in buckets. Right here.

Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff.

Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?

Real reason.

Really? When's the last time you injected?

Regarding fitness and America.

Remember this chick? Shelley? Used to work here?

Répido!

Reuben'? Come here. Is that you?

Right here!

Right into your penis,

Right.

Robin's going to be home in a few hours.

Rocky, Scarf ace, all the guys from The Godfather.

Roger that, Patriot One. Uh...

Roll her over! Show me her ass!

Rolled out into a money magnet.

Safety requires vigilance.

Save the drama for your mama.

Saving all of God's creatures was my special mission.

Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it

Scary.

Schlotzskys.

Secret Agent Sorina needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.

Secret agent, Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.

See this guy, this is a woo woo Indian.

See you in the living room.

See, I'm dealing with shit on a whole other level.

See, the simple fact that you are defending them

See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!

Seeing as you apparently watched me

Seven Seas Motel.

She can't hear nothing, man.

She gets off at noon.

She gonna take the kid and go home to Colombia, immediately!

She just got her tests and everything.

She looks like she's going to croak right there in the pool, sir.

She makes me the happiest man in the world!

She real clean, too.

She said Pd earned my relaxing years

She show her vageena to the stupid judge.

She would know if she existed,

She'll be fine.

She's at her tennis lesson.

She's not there! She's not home!

She's out of your league, bro.

She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.

She's very excited.

Shit, he's coming, he's coming!

Shit, otherwise I was looking at another 40 years

Shit, we've got to get something for the bodies.

Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.

Shit!

Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!

Shoots out your ass in taxes though, right'?

Show them how you can shake it up, baby.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!

Sick.

Sign my whole life away

Sir, I officially divorced him last night.

Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.

Sixty five! Look, 66!

Sixty two! Sixty three! Come on, push it, baby!

Skinnyass quads. You got no quads, man.

Slow down, Paul.

So cool. Praise Jesus!

So he'd help me.

So I don't have a move?

So if she's there, we knock her out on the way out.

So Mr. Kershaw called.

So the three finger plan just needs another finger.

So true. Hmm.

So we had some unfinished business.

So what do you think, we go in the other room

So what?

So you do it with smoothies, like, fruit smoothies,

So you must really feel like shit.

So you should get your ass out here right now

So you stand here in my friend's house

So you were a stripper and an agent.

So, I ran your numbers past my accountant

So, the Central Intelligence Agency.

So, what can I do you for?

So, what if he goes to the cops?

So, what?

So, where do you think he's going?

So, why are you helping me?

So, you can just... It's okay.

So, you make decent coin in this place?

So, you really guarantee

So, you're from Colombia originally.

Some music! Right?

Some people just don't know a good thing

Some people would say quit while you're ahead.

Some people wouldn't try it again.

Somebody called them on a black guy in their yard!

Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on here?

Somebody?

Sometimes God just fucks up your order

Sometimes it takes me a while to make up my mind.

Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,

Son of a bitch.

Sorina, you home?

Sorry about that. There it is.

Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.

Sorry, boss.

Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.

Sorry. Classified information.

Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier

Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.

Stan.

Start looking!

Start the fucking car and go!

Stone cold ballers from the old school.

Stop drinking! You've got to write the code down now.

Stronger than you. Give me your hand. Get up!

Suckers.

Suddenly skips B and careens to polka dot weird W.

Suggests that you are nicer than they are.

Sun Gym did triple its membership.

Sure you do.

Sure.

Sure. There you go. We'll switch.

Sweetie pie, are you deaf?

Take a look at our flow chart.

Take him around again.

Take notes and HI tell you the secrets

Take the kid to your parents

Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.

Target time in five seconds,

Team Jesus!

Tell her to get her, you piece of shit!

Tell me about the playing again?

Tell me it's not fucking true, now!

Tell me the code. I'm ready.

Tell me why the fuck you said that!

Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.

Than a big black man in tears.

Thank God I left her!

Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.

Thanks, man. She's a big girl, you can't handle it.

That are waiting for good people like us to drop our guard.

That baby's 20% off!

That doesn't mean you give up, though.

That felt great.

That he met in Havana, like one of those sex vacations.

That his guys missed something big.

That is registered to your address

That means we have to hand out the preparedness packs,

That moment,

That Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?

That no one reported you missing.

That pain's what's gonna save your life.

That pool's a very slippery surface

That there's no monster under there.

That they can cure world hunger.

That Victor Kershaw is a half criminal prick

That was great!

That was mine.

That was my problem.

That went like shit.

That would be great!

That would be great.

That Yorkshire's about $1,250 if it's a purebred.

That you give me a second chance

That's 315, close grip.

That's a big fucking problem for you, man.

That's a good thing.

That's a Jonny Wu line!

That's a little shamey.

That's a new house record!

That's a pretty professional looking hoop

That's all I got.

That's an AA line.

That's cold!

That's fear, Paul.

That's harsh. I want to be on the team.

That's it, get it.

That's it?

That's it. That's good.

That's mine.

That's my one ask,

That's nothing. Welcome aboard.

That's phase two.

That's sort of my hobby.

That's the American dream.

That's what I like to hear. Who's that?

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what makes the US of A great.

That's what you cal! irony.

That's why I can testify against him today.

That's why when these 'roids kick into

The Bahamas don't exactly sweat your paperwork

The best way to do a human extraction like this,

The bitch is cold, bro.

The car...

The evil ninja weightlifters? Those are the guys?

The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,

The guy was fierce.

The hotel wants you to pay your $47,000 bill

The key to repeat business...

The old back's fine.

The only guy he talks to is the guy who pays for his room.

The possibility that you might be lying.

The right guy at the right time.

The signature's a little off here, but no big deal.

The Sun Gym Gang has successfully acquired

The team explored a number of infiltration procedures.

The universe will serve it, right?

The very first time I bashed a man's skull in was here

The way to prove yourself is to better yourself.

Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.

Then fucking act like it, man! Come on!

Then he got upset, then he fucking said something else

Then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset

Then I met Daniel.

Then I said no, he couldn't see the board,

Then stop playing with her tits, okay?

Then we give you bus money and you're off the team.

Then you killed him!

There is life after death.

There was a rich kid lived two blocks over.

There was one major problem.

There you go. There you go! Yes!

There's a bug! Do you read English? Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?

There's a white lady in there

There's some complex engineering in these things.

There's this crazy new thing called "hygiene."

Thereby guaranteeing

These are your locales. These are your targets.

These fucking guys hustled me like they hustled you!

These guys are still out there

These people aren't just missing, George.

These things were weird, but amazing.

They all started out with nothing and built their way to perfection.

They call Florida "God's waiting room,"

They can come up and bite you in the ass.

They come with a price.

They did this to me! Drove right over my face.

They didn't seem too thrilled

They don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.

They forced chocolate liqueur down me!

They got my toe, Danny!

They hurt him bad. They hurt my friend.

They kidnapped Kershaw, they tried to kill him.

They need to be witnessed by a notary public.

They seem very happy.

They sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia.

They take it on the chin,

They used chainsaws to cut them up!

They'll think he's incontinental and flag it!

They're actually having a reunion tour

They're going to want to know why you did it.

They're like little edible penises.

They're probably dead.

They're so heavy!

They've gone missing.

Things aren't working out too good at the church.

This all began because it was time to push myself harder.

This chocolate mass, baby,

This could be a wake up call, buddy.

This daffy plot he had percolating?

This fucking archaic line directory system

This is a case of delusional alcoholism. It's not uncommon.

This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?

This is a huge organization.

This is a straight up kidnapping, that's all!

This is a United States court order

This is a very unique situation.

This is America, land of the brave

This is delicious.

This is from your trip to the gym, isn't it?

This is going fucking perfect!

This is my adopted country. I'll die for it.

This is not happening.

This is Officer Wilson, Miami Dade Police.

This is only a simulation, okay? Cairn it down.

This is so bad.

This is Solid Gold, Miami.

This is such nice, supple leather.

This is the shit, man!

This isn't happening.

This isn't that kind of story.

This Miami heat is really crazy.

This one, I think, is gonna be a fan favorite.

This one's gonna require your signature. Bing!

This phone's going to cost you $43.

This seems like such a waste.

This shit's my new best friend.

This way. Follow the officer.

This will all be over very soon.

Those are Japanese.

Those goggles, they're government issue,

Those injections expensive, Doctor?

Thought we almost lost you there for a while.

Three million dollar house,

Three weeks after I signed on,

Through the bushes and back to the van.

Throughout the whole entire hospital.

Tiffany, did my 11:00 call? Mr. Kershaw?

To become a movie star.

To betray that is to betray everything I believe in

To better hear the sound of sirens coming for you.

To employ my special gifts.

To finding a personal path that allows me

To get what we need. Let's go, come on.

To make me look like I'm kind of Uncle Juan

To maximize results.

To me, a cigarette boat was a thing drug dealers had, you know?

To my dearest Adrian.

To places like Paris and France.

To push themselves harder.

To realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream.

To relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos

To sentence them both to death.

To sign the documents in the presence of our notary.

To some fucking weightlifter!

Tomorrow we get our prize.

Torn...

Triple it in three months. That's pretty ambitious.

Trust between a trainer and his client

Trust me.

Trying to see who you really are.

Turning brown on the beach.

Twenty.

Two 750 cc breast implants.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh, Monday?

Uh, Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician.

Uh...

Unfortunately, this is a true story.

Unique serial numbers for identification.

Unless I did something about it.

Until I can get this worked out.

Until they're not.

Up north.

Urn... Somebody!

USA.

Use your elbows, you little pussy!

Very good.

Very simple. We snatch him, we grab him,

Victor had a point.

Victor Kershaw.

Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

Victor, for God's sake.

Victor, how's it going?

Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?

Victor!

Victor?

Wait a second. Is that all I get?

Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.

Walk out front or we can jump in the fucking water.

Walk sideways through doors.

Was in United States.

Was show Richard Gere her pvsda

Was the one thing they were most guilty of,

Was this a sex thing?

Was what everyone else had.

Watch your language, dude.

We all make mistakes.

We all start out equal,

We are taking down these scumbags simultaneously.

We can go chase some gash, you know?

We cannot afford to mess this up.

We could come to only one conclusion.

We could still arrest you.

We could totally hang out, okay?

We decided against that.

We did it.

We did.

We do fine.

We don't keep spirits here.

We found him alive, at the hospital.

We give him a protein shake and we show him the door.

We go through with this, nobody gets hurt, right?

We got a body part, a human toe.

We got no homos in this gang, right?

We got to 9°!

We got to do it my way, okay?

We had a great sunset cruise. We took the neighborhood kids.

We have some making up to do.

We hit him in the house as soon as possible,

We just need you and Mr. Kershaw

We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed.

We know someone at the airport

We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.

We needed to secure another operative.

We own it, we guarantee it. You're in ground floor entry.

We should be able to do it in about 40. All right?

We stack loaded 3,000 protein calories.

We strongly recommend it on all our customer power tool investments.

We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.

We went out on it five or six times.

We were dancing and having such a good time

We were going to rock it. We didn't find Kershaw's obit.

We were three weeks in and Victor wasn't breaking.

We work together, we play together.

We, like, treat it here all the time.

We'd be delighted.

We'll be back!

We're back! Come on, let's go.

We're doing it.

We're finding it hard to believe

We're going multi continental on this thing, okay.

We're going to walk on this. They ain't got no proof.

We're gonna clean them, chop them,

We're gonna get caught! We're gonna get caught!

We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.

We're gonna hit the bushes

We're gonna make some phone calls.

We're gonna move on your porn king.

We're looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate

We're not going after them.

We're officers of the law.

We're only picking one, guys. This is not a gang ****, okay.

We're safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates.

We're so much better when we wing it.

We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh...

We've connected these people to the bodybuilders you were talking about.

We've got that basket under 24 hour watch.

Well,

Well, 'cause I'm a do er.

Well, around here, we call that a problem.

Well, can't you do that?

Well, catching fish is fine.

Well, either you're dumb or blind, but that's fur.

Well, I like to be prepared for anything.

Well, I mean, if you wanted,

Well, I paid him 40.

Well, I should think so,

Well, I took a real swing for it, you know?

Well, I want to turn this place

Well, I was hoping you could transfer some property.

Well, I'm really in a rush,

Well, I'm smart enough not to be the one cuffed to a couch,

Well, I've been working in the penis industry for 19 months.

Well, if he's not there, then I don't know where he is.

Well, if I believe I deserve it,

Well, if I didn't, would I have put my name on the company?

Well, it's not good.

Well, it's simple.

Well, maybe he's on vacation.

Well, not unless you want them for paperweights.

Well, press the button!

Well, some people are pussies.

Well, that's what I do.

Well, that's what I'd do in this situation.

Well, they shouldn't be, because there's a fucking head in between them.

Well, what about their fingerprints?

Well, what they did to you is un American.

Well, you don't think it was strange

Well, you should, 'cause we've met.

Well, you're going to fucking tell me!

Well, you're the one who said we didn't have time to stop for gas!

Were found guilty of double murder, racketeering,

Were rank fucking amateurs?

Were totally undocumented.

Were trying to re kill me,

What a dick.

What a little boy.

What about them?

What am I going to tell my wife?

What are we gonna do now?

What are we gonna do with their fingerprints on their fingers?

What are we talking here, herpes?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? What happened to you?

What are you looking at, you little chubby broad'?

What did you do to her?

What did you say your name was?

What do we got? Description again?

What do you mean "no"? This was your idea.

What do you mean, "reach down deep"?

What do you mean, "What are we gonna do?"

What do you think of the new guy?

What do you think they're doing here?

What do you think, you want to go get a beer?

What do you want me to do?

What does that even mean?

What guy?

What happened to the Kershaws?

What happened? Come on!

What happens now?

What have I always said, John?

What if I reach down and there's nothing there?

What if I told you there's another basket

What is that? Is that a bug?

What is this about? Who the fuck are you?

What is this, Valentine's Day?

What kind of work do you do, Ed?

What next?

What seems to be the problem?

What the fuck are notaries, man?

What the fuck did you do that for?

What the fuck do you want?

What the fuck? He was right here!

What the hell are you doing on the ground?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell?

What the... Asshole!

What the... Hey, snatch that Cabbage Patch!

What, you never heard that before?

What?

What? No.

What? Why are the police here?

What? You want to go over my head to the board?

What'd he say, John?

What'd he say?

What's going on is this dude seems to think

What's that?

What's the maximum investment?

What's the problem?

What's there to be suspicious about?

What's with you clowns?

Whatever it takes.

When a client doesn't feel the same way,

When he does, we'll get him.

When he fell down.

When I was young,

When it started,

When it's staring them in the face.

When really you're going to kill me.

When your dog almost bit his balls off?

When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due?

When's the last time you took one of those plump bitches out to dinner

Where are they all?

Where did you get that dog?

Where is my dog, bro?

Where is Victor?

Where the fuck is he?

Where the hell is he? You've got to be fucking kidding me!

Where'd he go? You see him?

Where'd you do your time, pal?

Where's my jet?

Where's your bank manager?

Where's your wife now?

Which one are you, playboy?

While you grow long sensitive ears

Whisking you out of the country!

Who deserved bad shit to happen to him.

Who I knew only had my best in mind.

Who I know for a fact tried to finger bang

Who says that?

Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?

Who works with me at the government,

Who's gonna get you out of the country tonight,

Whoa.

Whoo! Come on, baby!

Why are you dressed for surgery in our hospital?

Why are you saying I did it?

Why did Miami PD ignore this man's story?

Why did you say it like that?

Why don't you glue his toe onto your balls?

Why Miami?

Why should I hire you?

Why so sad?

Why was he telling me I was buff?

Why would you want to have your honeymoon here?

Why?

Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,

Why'd you say that?

Will now hand out your preparedness packs.

Will serve it. Yeah, I've heard that before.

With long, lazy days full of golf and fishing.

With one fucking swing!

With the airbag. That's what they tell you.

With the Scooby Doo seats!

Working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.

Would that be okay, my friend?

Would you help me... Help me escape?

Would you like one? Those are so cute.

Would you pass me a roll, please?

Would you...

Wow, she's... Exactly. She's perfect!

Wow, the way your sweat's glistening off your muscles...

Wow!

Wow.

Wow. Didn't see that coming.

Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.

Y'all can't even fathom the level that I'm on.

Yeah, he loved your boat.

Yeah, honey?

Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.

Yeah, I got the Lambo. Hey, you want that dog?

Yeah, it's a beauty. It's a zero turn model, right?

Yeah, just start the car and just run him over.

Yeah, take a moment.

Yeah, that's why you're working at Sears, bro!

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,

Yeah, who?

Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Shut the door, please.

Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?

Yeah. You're gonna have to work close with him.

Yeah...

Yep.

Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.

Yep. Your own little party.

Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.

Yes, I am.

Yes, of course!

Yes, we can. We're do ers. Do ers do.

Yes, you've reached the office

Yes!

Yes! Bang me harder!

Yes. 100,000.

Yesterday. Okay. Um...

Yo, DL, where you at, man?

Yo, we thought it was the same car. It looks exactly the same.

Yo, what's going on, DL?

You already big, but you could be bigger, you know?

You are my sun, my moon,

You are so much nicer than the other two.

You better learn to take responsibility.

You better, 'cause right now your sister's

You can beat me, rob me, hang me like dry cleaning,

You can do that shit all day in prison

You can do this, okay? Start the car,

You can get free parts and replacements.

You can have anything.

You can zap a guy's balls off with one hit, all right.

You can't do that. That's so illegal.

You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things!

You could have saved us 20 minutes.

You damn well better do it.

You deserve better!

You deserve that.

You did a good thing.

You didn't get the code?

You didn't know about? Offshore.

You do remember your high school days, don't you?

You do what you're told.

You don't fucking need it anymore.

You don't have a fucking dime.

You don't put on a seat belt, you'll hurt your face

You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?

You ever just get tired of being where you are, Adrian?

You ever try our oven toasted roast beef and cheese?

You fucking could have killed me, you cunt!

You fucking motherfucker!

You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!

You get any exercise currently?

You get the Turbo.

You give and you get back a hundredfold.

You give and you get back.

You gonna tell your baby mamacita

You gonna try to get away? Huh?

You got a pencil?

You got the worst karma ever!

You got the wrong BMW?

You got to be quiet, Victor. Like a mouse.

You got to cook this shit outside.

You guys like that?

You guys look so sweet.

You half a retard!

You happen to be on the 20th floor.

You have a lot of elderly members, sir.

You have a problem with that?

You have any money here in the States?

You have got to understand my work.

You have some tiny trees.

You have such beautiful hair.

You have the perfect frame for bodybuilding.

You have to do whatever it takes and have no fear.

You hear me, Victor?

You hungry'?

You just don't know them yet.

You just killed a man.

You just made a good man suffer.

You knocked him out, man!

You know a little something about the business world,

You know Jonny Wu, too?

You know my associate, Paul?

You know that Schlotzsky's Deli near the airport'?

You know what happened? Nothing!

You know what your problem is?

You know what?

You know what? You're right.

You know who invented salad?

You know, call me crazy.

You know, he is black.

You know, I could have got you ripped, man.

You know, I don't know the specifics,

You know, I get so much joy from making people money.

You know, I got a stamp.

You know, I saw your wife drop off a gang of kids,

You know, I warned him about that.

You know, I, uh, I actually thought that Stryper broke up.

You know, I, um,

You know, if it seems like it would be fun to you,

You know, Jesus said,

You know, the Son of God knew how to just say no.

You know, when I was in prison,

You know, you believe you deserve it and the universe...

You know, you're like a three year old!

You know?

You like that fine Russian pussy?

You look nice.

You love those big bitches.

You mean my boat?

You might be my new favorite client.

You might feel a little prick.

You migrant workers suck!

You need money.

You need some money to go with that body, man.

You need to be more positive, Paul.

You need to contact us please, at your earliest convenience.

You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!

You probably just have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.

You put it in the fucking street?

You put it in there and you got the real HGH.

You put it right up your fucking nose.

You put on his fucking seat belt?

You really are a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.

You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench.

You roll into this country, and America, she just spreads her pretty cheeks.

You said no violence.

You say you were bound, abused

You see how those weights are flush flat on the fucking floor?

You see, erectile dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed about

You seem like a really good guy, okay?

You set high goals for yourself and nail every one.

You should be proud. There you go.

You should be!

You should cut some of that fuzz out of your ears!

You should get on it.

You should meet my accountant,

You should never wear yellow, pal.

You should pray for $500

You should take a break.

You shut your mouth while the man's talking!

You sit down. We'll take Brad.

You smell like a Cuban stripper.

You spend most of your day at a desk?

You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.

You talk to your mommy, you bitch?

You think I could get another one of those Taco Supremes?

You think I give a rat's ass if you don't like my attitude?

You think you can handle being an operative?

You think you know people...

You thought I was lying.

You touch her, I'll fuck you up!

You walked in that door, you were 28% body fat,

You want me to have sex with him?

You want some? We could be tittie brothers.

You want to be a monument to physical perfection?

You want to be a shrine?

You want to chase tail with me in South Beach

You want to get out of this,

You want to trim that thing down a little bit?

You wanted change, right?

You wanted to be six.

You were a bit of a disappointment today.

You were going to spend the rest of your life

You were supposed to talk to him!

You will return to those

You won't remember his face. You have to.

You work hard.

You would reach down deep, right?

You wrote it down wrong.

You, you, you and you, jog it home.

You're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

You're a Jew, right?

You're a very difficult victim, Victor.

You're all fucking green.

You're broke, all right?

You're broke, you dumb shit,

You're dropping the fingernails.

You're going to fucking tell me now!

You're going to need a drink if I die,

You're going to tell me. Get him up! Now!

You're gonna be in a lot more trouble than when you started.

You're gonna give me shit about that right now?

You're good.

You're making me nervous, okay! There are cops ahead.

You're not going back!

You're not going to tell Jesus anything.

You're pretty funny.

You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.

You're right, Paul.

You're siding with him?

You're so buff.

You're still a notary, aren't you?

You're telling me you don't have a secret stash?

You're the only source of funding this guy has got.

You're tipping her over!

You've been unfocused all day, man.

You've got to deal with that, okay?

You've got to get rid of that, it's an old man car.

You've got to slow down!

You've had enough.

Your asses are looking great!

Your back?

Your blood alcohol was four times the limit.

Your boat.

Your cells remember where it hurts

Your cologne, Danny.

Your stinky, awful, vanilla, disgusting cologne.

19...

22...

33, 19, 22.

33, 19, 22. That's the safe combination, right?

33...

33... 19... 22...

305...

500,000 cash. Check.

500,000.

A thousand? A thousand!

All right, big man. All right, brother.

All right, cleaning supplies. Check.

All right? Okay.

All right. Good night, babe! Bye.

Am I hitting it?

And I needed a friend. Oh!

Are you ready to sign now? Fuck you!

Are you really going to do that?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Bodybuilders? Yes.

But cocaine is king.

Call Daniel!

Cash? Cash.

Chopin?

Come on, man. Fuck that.

Come on! Sixty one! Frank?

Danny, that's disgusting! Shit!

Did I meet you at the... You did.

Did you get him? Prick.

Do er! I'm a do er!

Do not move. Let me see your hands.

Drink some! Drink some! Hey... Son of a...

Everything. Victor, Victor.

Excuse me. What you...

Frank? No, she... Shit.

Frank? Yeah, baby!

Freeze!

Fuck if we got time for this.

Get down!

Get him up!

Give an anorexic an appetite. What else do you do?

Give me a whoop whoop! Whoop whoop!

Good bye! I saw Pretty Woman.

Good. How you doing? Excellent.

Gotcha. Yeah.

Grab her arm. What are you doing?

Green bug. No, man.

hang out. Okay.

He wants all of it! Shut up!

He's crying! That's okay, he'll stop.

Hello? Kershaw residence. No, no,

Hey, there. Hey.

Hey, you know what we need? Mmm?

Hey! It was nice meeting you.

Huh? Pruno is prison wine.

I almost chopped your finger! Go! Ah!

I almost killed him. Don't sweat that, Paul.

I couldn't help it. Oh!

I don't believe a word he said. Mmm mmm.

I got an eggroll for you, baby. Yeah, you do!

I got to watch him? Yeah.

I knew early on I was not most people.

I know, Jesus! You can see the bone.

I want to see you dance! Come on, Paul!

I wish I had a camera. All right.

I'm a do er! Let's do it!

I'm a do er! What?

I'm a do er! Yeah!

I'm a do er! I'm a do er!

I'm coming for you. Come on, baby.

I'm going for 80! Give me five more, baby!

I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.

I'm ready. All right, what's the safe combo?

into that fucking backhoe! Do it.

Isn't he your limo driver? And partner.

It was an honest... Fuck that!

Jesus may exalt.

John! Mr. Kershaw.

Jonny Wu says that. Yeah. I v commercial.

Let's do it. Come on. It's money.

Let's go, set...

Like Jell O. They're new.

Lugo. Yeah.

Me, too. You are?

Me? Yes.

Me? You're the leading lady!

Mmm! There you go.

My pal, Dick... Yeah.

No way! No, this is your house.

No. No, no, no, for real.

Now what? Well, we can either

Oh oh! Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.

Oh, John? Yeah.

Oh, shit! What?

Oh, what the fuck... What happened? It was an accident!

Oh! What are you doing?

Oh! Adrian's on the juice! Word up, DL!

Okay, great.

Okay. Danny tells me I'm with you now.

On, Christ.

Open it! Open it up!

Open the door! Lugo!

or just, like, soy milk? What?

Ow! She's biting me! Keep her fucking quiet!

Perfect. Get the gas can now!

Please! Shut up!

Put the fucking thing away! Okay, okay.

Right? Huh.

Safety pack.

Seventeen. All right, no, no.

Squat? More like five.

Sucker! Oh!

Ta da! ...ls going to be the victim.

Take her, Paul! Take her! I was talking to him!

Tell me. No!

thank you. Yeah. Right away.

That hurts. Well, it's supposed to hurt!

That is so hot! No, no, no, no, no.

That's heavy. It really is. I know.

That's pretty rad.

That's the gospel, yeah!

The big guy? Yeah, the weird guy?

The phone has rung, like, 19 times.

There he is! Fuck!

There's some more!

They got my toe. Jesus!

They're even better cold.

This didn't surprise you. No.

Unreal. What a fucking cocksuck.

Wake him up. Get up!

We're gonna be alone? We're gonna rotate.

We're gonna do this. Yeah. We're not gonna...

Wedding pictures, sorry. Ugh, you're killing me.

What did you do? It was an accident.

What do we do now? Star 69 him.

What do you bench? 400.

What do you mean "on ice"? In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!

What do you want? You gonna call home.

What is that stink? What stink?

What, is it plugged in? Yeah, it's plugged in!

What? Is that breast milk?

What's going on? What's going on?

What's the combo? 32, 19, 22!

What's up? Hey, Ed.

What's wrong with it? How the hell am I supposed to know?

Where is he? Fucking maniac.

Where the fuck is Frank? Look at this!

Where? The Bahamas, where do you think?

Where's Frank? Sixty four!

Who's that? Kershaw.

Why do you want to do this?

Why would that be breast milk? 'Cause this is.

Why's your head green? Yeah.

will get back to you.

Will you shut the fuck up?

Work harder. Shit!

Wow. I didn't want to,

Yeah, you, you fucking bitch. No further questions.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. How does he get to be a ninja?

Yeah. Shit!

You all right? I'm getting there.

You fucked this up! This is not my fault!

You fucking cocksucker! No, no, please, don't!

You got a racing dog, huh? Mmm hmm.

you got there. Yeah.

You must be so hungry. Mmm.

You ready to sign now? No!

You're a fucking genius. You did it!

You're a perv. It was role playing.

You're approved. Wow!

You're gonna do this with us. I'm not.

You're the Jesus guy. I am.

'cause I like him.

'cause now she's not fucking breathing.

'Cause that's some straight up gangsta shit.

'Cause we're do ers.

'Cause your whole life disappears down a bunny hole,

"A beer" is only an expression. Let's go get something to drink,

"and I will give you rest."

"and where the fuck are you?"

"BOTH". Overrun my people!

"Buckle up. It's the law."

"Come to me, all who are weary,"

"Fucking thugs come to murder me"

"I don't want you to see the board."

"PASTOR RANDY". No hard feelings.

"PAUL". (just snapped.

"PAUL". Danny was a mastermind!

"PAUL". His name was Frank Griga

"PAUL". I was trying so hard to be good.

"PAUL". It was what I thought it was.

"PAUL". It's like the Bible says...

"PAUL". Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?

"PAUL". Pepe was my second friend.

"PAUL". This plan was just practice.

"PAUL". This was supposed to be easy.

"PAUL". Well, this plan didn't work.

"PAUL". Wow. That felt good.

"SH". Being a cop for so long,

"SH". In the end, though,

"SH". It really is the simple things in life.

"SH". The events you are about to see took place

"SH". The state was very thorough.

"SH". They say truth is stranger than fiction.

"SH"...they used the manufacturer's

"What?" You look like shit.

"Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's

"Why'd you call me an amateur?"

"you pussy son of a bitch?"

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain is a gripping and action-packed film directed by Michael Bay, released in 2013. With a star-studded cast, including Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie, this movie takes audiences on a wild ride through a story inspired by true events that are as shocking as they are fascinating. The plot centers around a group of bodybuilders who become enveloped in a web of crime and extreme measures to achieve the American Dream. Daniel Lugo, portrayed by Wahlberg, leads this group of aspiring entrepreneurs to successfully pull off a series of kidnapping, extortion, and murder. However, their illicit activities soon catch the attention of Detective Ed Du Bois, played brilliantly by Dwayne Johnson, who is hot on their trails. Mark Wahlberg delivers a captivating performance as Daniel Lugo, a man driven by his desire to attain wealth and success at any cost. His portrayal of an ambitious yet morally compromised character truly brings the story to life. Dwayne Johnson, known for his charismatic screen presence, brings a unique blend of humor and intensity to his role as Detective Ed Du Bois. Anthony Mackie completes the trio as Adrian Doorbal, another bodybuilder tangled up in this web of deceit. The cast also includes notable actors such as Tony Shalhoub, Ed Harris, and Rob Corddry, who further elevate the film with their exceptional performances. Shalhoub portrays Victor Kershaw, a ruthless and arrogant businessman who becomes the primary target of the bodybuilders' criminal exploits. Ed Harris takes on the role of Private Investigator Ed Du Bois III, the father of Dwayne Johnson's character, who becomes involved in the investigation. Rob Corddry delivers a memorable performance as John Mese, an ex-criminal and friend of Daniel Lugo. Furthermore, the film's soundtrack adds an extra layer of intensity and excitement to the already thrilling storyline. The soundscape, composed primarily by Steve Jablonsky, perfectly captures the suspenseful atmosphere of the movie. From heart-pounding action sequences to emotionally charged moments, the music enhances the audience's overall experience, further immersing them in the world of Pain & Gain. If you're a fan of adrenaline-fueled action films or enjoy exploring true crime stories, Pain & Gain is a must-watch. With a talented cast, a captivating plot inspired by real events, and an exhilarating soundtrack, this movie provides a gripping and unforgettable cinematic experience. For those interested in experiencing the sounds and music of Pain & Gain, you can easily play and download the soundtrack through various platforms. Whether you prefer streaming services or purchasing the album, you can enjoy the music from this film in the comfort of your own home or on the go. The soundtrack perfectly captures the energy and mood of the movie, allowing you to relive its most memorable moments through these powerful musical compositions. Pain & Gain is an exceptional film that encompasses elements of action, crime, and dark humor. With phenomenal performances by its talented cast and a soundtrack that enhances every scene, it is a must-watch for any movie enthusiast. Immerse yourself in this thrilling story, and prepare to be taken on a rollercoaster ride full of twists and turns.
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