Hot Shots! Edit

A bazooka round at Little Bighorn.

A little hide and seek.

A multioptipupiloptomy.

Aarghhh!

Aarghhh!

Abort the mission! Abort the mission!

Admiral Benson!

Admiral Benson!

Admiral. Good to see you again, sir.

Aerial photos and recon reports indicate a defensive arsenal

After I finish off this shrink, we can take a quick canter in the meadow.

After our first meeting in my office, I sent my evaluation to Commander Block.

Ah, doesn't matter.

Ah, yes. PCS.

Ah!

Ah! The open sea.

Ah! Topper...

Ah.

Ah... yeah, just like that.

Ain't no man gonna take that route with me.

All crews report to the flight deck. All crews report to the flight deck.

All right, Buzz. That's enough of that.

All right. Resume combat spread. Attack formation Delta niner.

All right. You can walk me to my apartment.

Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for takeoff.

America can't afford to fall behind, Mr Wilson. We need your plane.

An accordion factory and a mime school.

And a blimp! A big, shiny blimp, and it's slowly moving south!

And a disaster to the success of this mission.

And a woman.

And for the next ten days, nobody takes a crap unless I say so!

And German parts.

And I want Topper Harley leading our squadron into battle.

And I was in love with your mother.

And my investigation into assassination of JFK?

And now...

And solve your personal problems, all in one fell swoop.

And that hot shot Harley is responsible.

And the next, you're a compost heap.

And the president will come begging for my superfighter.

And, best of all, nobody gets hurt.

And, by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack.

Anybody here from out of town?

Anybody home?

Are you backing out on us, Block?

Are you comin' along this time?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Argh!

Argh! My eyes!

As long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit

At ease, men.

Attention on deck!

Attention on deck!

Attention on deck.

Battle stations! Battle stations!

Be seated.

Be seated.

Been ignoring me all day. Remind me to send him a note.

Beneath its 21st century skin is a highly advanced avionics and weapons package.

Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.

Besides, there's something else.

Besides, Thompson wasn't that good a pilot.

Block, call your men back.

Block, have you got a tally on the bandits?

Block, Kent, Kowalski, get the hell outta here.

Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.

Boy, I hope so.

Bring 'em down, boys. I want your bellies to sc**** the sagebrush.

But Darling, why didn't you call? I thought you were still in Brussels.

But flying's his life. He's the best pilot in the world.

But him... he's the type that could end up killing every man in this outfit.

But his kind lives on the edge. Always willing to take a chance.

But I'm just not ready for marriage. Not yet.

But now I realise that American planes'll always be superior

But the hunter who mistakenly killed your father

But Topper Harley's playing into our hands.

But we've been through so much together. Ramada, I need you.

But when I want something that bad, I get all fired up.

But, sir, we're on the mission.

But, to keep from damaging the eye sockets,

But... shouldn't you be up there flying with the squad?

Buzz! Get back here!

Buzz! Get back here!

Buzz! Get back here!

Buzz! The nose! The nose!

Buzz! The wing! The wing!

Buzz! We're tearing apart!

By the way. Thank you for having us over to dinner the other night.

Can I press your button?

Can't quite get a reading on Admiral Benson,

Catch me if you can, guys. Here's an old Buzz Harley move.

Checking in at 700 feet. Request permission to land.

Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.

Cheryl?

Come in! Are you all right? Topper, acknowledge!

Come on, come on.

Come on! Hurry!

Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. Now,

Couscous!

Cover me!

Crab? I didn't see any crab.

Cut the chatter. Topper, that was vintage Buzz Harley.

Cut the kid some slack.

Cute.

Damn right he did. No stoppin' us now, huh, Ted?

Dead Meat, confirm kill.

Dead Meat!

Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,

Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb?

Do I have to think of everything?

Do me a favour, don't land.

Doesn't that bother you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!

Dominic Farnham was my father. I was his love child.

Don't get too close. Let me handle my own affairs.

Don't look back. That's my brave girl.

Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs.

Don't we have what we need now, Mr Wilson?

Don't worry, little one! As long as I have me, I'll survive!

Don't worry, sir. After this transfusion, you're gonna be just fine.

Dot every comma.

Duck, sir.

Eagle River?

Easy. Easy, easy, easy.

Eat apple sauce through a straw, pork farm animals.

Eject, Mailman. Eject!

Ever since Normandy, this is CorningWare.

Every time I mention Buzz's name, Topper goes off.

Everybody calls me Dead Meat.

Everything will be fine. I promise.

Excellent. Wake me up at, oh... 5.30.

Excuse me if I don't shake your hand.

Excuse me.

For God's sakes, I've even got my father's eyes.

For the love of God, man, be careful!

For the WBA WBC WPA RSVP

Freedom Squadron, start your engines.

From now on I'll be your eyes on the ground.

From the Pentagon, sir. We just decoded it.

Gentlemen, he's back.

Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this.

Get back in the sky and prove yourself.

Get back to the ship! I got me a nuclear weapons plant to wax.

Get into your flight suit. We're ready to go up.

Get movin'!

Get outta your flight suit. You're not going anywhere.

Get the lead out!

Give 'em hell!

Go, Bill, go!

God, I love a good funeral.

God, that's loud. My ear canals are very sensitive. Stainless steel.

Goddamn it, Bill, I'm supposed to be in California.

Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over.

Good morning, sir!

Good morning! Excuse me!

Good night.

Good night. I'm outta here!

Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back.

Good.

Got it! Hold on! We'll bring this baby down!

Got it! This is for you, Dad.

Great helium!

Hallelujaaaaaa!

Hang in there.

Hang on!

Have him row in circles until we return.

Have they no respect for the dead?

Have you no decency?

Have you thought about seeing a psychiatrist on a regular basis?

He didn't come back last night. He's AWOL. As soon as Block finds out, he's history.

He is wise in the ways of such things.

He loved jets. So do I.

He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce.

He singed my tail feathers.

He was a loner, just like me.

He's poison for morale of the unit.

He's poison for the morale of the unit,

He's so complex.

He's the type that could end up killing every man in this outfit.

Heavyweight Championship of the World!

Hello!

Here we go, loop de loop.

Here we go.

Here. Have some of my lucky gum.

Here's his evaluation. A clear cut case of Paternal Conflict Syndrome.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, everybody. Drinks are on me.

Hey, hey. Lighten up.

Hey, Topper! Now that you've made the world safe for democracy,

Hey, Topper! You seen any of my lucky gum?

Hey, whose gum is this? Whoa!

Hey! Wash Out!

Hike!

Hold it, hold it!

Hold it, hold it.

Hold it. We've got company at two o'clock.

Holy cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.

Honey, you know that global warming problem? I know how we can reverse it.

How are we doing at Dudley?

How can I be an admiral without my cap?

How ya been?

Huh!

Huh?

Huh? I even went to school with that man. It's just not the same.

Hurry!

I came here to get away from the Navy. Away from flying.

I came to get my chafing dish. Our orders just came. We're shipping out in one hour.

I can see I'm gonna have to work on you.

I can see my house from here!

I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

I can't find my lucky gum. Do you have...

I can't! My seat's jammed!

I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man.

I don't care how good you think you are! You're nobody!

I don't care how many missions you've flown!

I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil.

I don't wanna go back.

I don't want to be alone.

I feel terrible.

I got him, Mailman. Hang on.

I got kicked out. My flight status has been withdrawn.

I got two heat seeking missiles on my tail.

I got two on my tail! Kowalski, get 'em off me.

I had part of my bladder blown off at Guadalcanal.

I have a shell the size of a fist in my head Pork Chop Hill.

I hear you've got chops we only dream of. Throwin' you out was a bum rap.

I hope you can forgive me for this.

I hope you were paying attention.

I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.

I just hope you're playin' straight with us.

I knew your father Buzz.

I know Harley acted irresponsibly.

I know you think it was me, but it was Wilson and Rosener who sabotaged the jets.

I like to stay in shape. Thanks.

I like your thinking, Colonel.

I love soup. I mean, I think I love soup.

I love you!

I love you.

I made it! There is a God.

I mean professionally.

I need a landing clearance for runway 30... 30 something.

I never spoke up.

I never thought this could happen.

I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.

I really thought we needed that other airplane.

I recommended you be grounded. I was afraid someone might get hurt.

I said "Attention".

I saw an Afterschool Special on that. They're years away from a vaccine.

I should have gotten that extra collision coverage.

I shouldn't have gotten mad in the elevator today.

I slipped on the crab. Who put that crab there?

I suppose, if I played life by the rules, but you know I don't.

I think I'm wearing your pants.

I think someone wants Sleepy Weasel to fail.

I think you get my point, sir.

I thought that's the way you wanted it.

I thought you'd never ask.

I wanna familiarize myself with it as much as I possibly can.

I wanna see a major display of low level flying. Topper, Kent, you're up first.

I want it clean shaven! Suck in that chest!

I want that smirking little wise ass outta here.

I want the two of you to shake hands.

I want you.

I wanted him to fail.

I wanted to be number one.

I was an eyewitness. You gotta listen to me, Topper.

I was really impressed, the way you handled that stallion.

I was there 20 years ago. I was there with your father and Mailman Farnham.

I was throwin' the big game.

I went to Annapolis, for Christ's sake.

I'll be just fine.

I'll get that. It's probably for me.

I'll have the veal piccata.

I'll put this to you straight. Thompson's death shocked us all.

I'll show you your offices and I can bring you up to date.

I'm a pilot, and nobody's gonna keep me out of the sky.

I'm a virgin.

I'm bailin' out!

I'm doing this for my country, not for you.

I'm giving you a second chance, which your father never had.

I'm goin' to Disneyland!

I'm gonna have to do it the hard way.

I'm handin' in my resignation.

I'm heading for the canyon floor.

I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?

I'm Jim Pfaffenbach. Everybody calls me Wash Out.

I'm just not very good at it.

I'm Lieutenant Commander James Block.

I'm losin' control. Eject, Mailman. Hit the silk!

I'm minus six. Movin' in.

I'm OK!

I'm OK.

I'm on their tails. I've got 'em now.

I'm recommending that you be grounded.

I'm so blessed.

I'm through, Dead Meat.

I've been carrying this secret around for 20 years.

I've been expecting someone.

I've been ordered to review your records.

I've been puttin' a little away for the past ten years.

I've got a big score to settle with you, my friend.

I've got a lock. I'm closing in.

I've got tone! Got him!

I've got two bandits on my six!

I've hurt him.

I've never been to a psychiatrist before. You will be gentle?

I've only seen heroism like that one other time.

If a lady wasn't present, I'd tear you apart like a Christmas goose.

If I can't lose 'em, I'll use 'em.

If it helps, I didn't have seconds.

If you have trouble hitting your objective,

In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

In the D, and perhaps C, categories.

Introducing celebrities at ringside,

Is by magnetizing the upper left quadrant of my skull.

Is it safe?

Is Topper around? I'd like to say goodbye.

Isn't this Henry Alva Pfaffenbach?

It could be days.

It features the latest Mrs Halver series 3800 radar jamming Framus.

It goes all the way to the White House.

It is at moments like these, my dear friends that we must ask ourselves,

It looks like they're buggin' out.

It seems, no matter what I do, I end up hurting someone.

It was reckless, irresponsible flying, and you know it.

It was them, wasn't it? They said nobody was gonna get hurt!

It's final orders. We strike tomorrow at 0600.

It's gonna be OK!

It's nice to see you again.

It's not important now, sir. Please, save your strength for your court martial.

It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.

It's not that easy, Ramada.

It's nothing personal. I know I speak for every man here.

It's OK. I'm all right. No problem.

It's out there all alone and I'm powerless to do anything about it.

It's scum like you that taint our military.

It's settled. We'll send Harley to the front.

It's the best thing for you, and the mission.

It's very nice.

Its lightweight sweptwing design makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.

Jumpin' Jesus, they're back!

Just checkin' the traffic.

Just seein' what this baby can do.

Kent, you're everything a woman could possibly want.

Kent, your nostrils are flaring.

Kids with no teeth who play the banjo,

Knock it off! What kind of stunt was that?

Ladies and gentlemen! Twelve rounds of boxing

Learned this one from Paula Abdul.

Leave me to speak with the old one.

Let it go, Topper. The King is gone. Let's head for home.

Let's celebrate, honey.

Let's go over this Slippery Weevil one more time.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's go. One, two...

Let's hope they do the trick. Give me the mike, boy.

Let's move it. Come on!

Let's see who's the best.

Lieutenant Commander Block. We meet at last.

Lieutenant Commander, sir.

Lieutenant, I am the shrink.

Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist.

Lieutenant, you're staring.

Lieutenant...

Like father, like son. You've already been tossed out once.

Like hell I will! I got the best pilot in the world up here.

Listen. Kent and I have to talk, so please...

Little house in the country, white picket fence, StairMaster. The whole nine yards.

Locked up! Fox two!

Look, Dead Meat. We fly together, we sleep next to each other, but that's all.

Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.

Mach three!

Mach two! Gotta push the envelope.

Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants.

Mary!

Mary!

May I?

Maybe that's why I worry so. Maybe more than I should.

Maybe you know the pilot: Leland "Buzz" Harley.

Meet Mr Wilson and Mr Rosener of Rockman Aviation.

Minor? I just lost one of my best men!

Missiles? Still with me. Come on.

Morale on this base is shot to hell. Just look out there.

Mrs Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but...

My cannons won't fire! What's going on?

My engine's cut out. I'm losing power.

My guns are jammed.

My heart is fallin' down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.

My missile didn't track!

My mother was a Pfaffenbach.

My uncle told me that not playin' to win is like sleepin' with your sister.

My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly.

Name's Pete Thompson. But...

No, not really. I'm lost in your eyes.

No, sir, this is California.

No, you've been slavin' over hot psychotics all day. Let me get that.

No! Oh. Mahogany. Ow!

No.

No. Those planes have to fail in combat for the world to take notice.

No... new... taxes.

Nobody likes playing for a coach who throws the big game.

Not again!

Not... Doreen Pfaffenbach?

Nothing, sir.

Now get to your planes.

Now I am called Tukachinchilla.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guns to grease.

Now read it back to me, Francine.

Now you got five minutes to stow your gear.

Now, didn't I make myself clear? Or don't you take orders?

Now, I look out there at all of you guys and I say to myself:

Now, we need Topper for this mission for just that reason.

Now!

Nurse, check his penis isn't longer than mine.

Nurse, give me 15cc of morphine, quickly!

Of course, sir. I'll have the mess bring something right up.

Oh my God, a dozen more of them.

Oh no, you don't.

Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.

Oh, for God's sake! Not now!

Oh, God. I wish I could smell. I had my nostrils fried in Panmunjom.

Oh, good God. I gotta pee.

Oh, good. Here, help me with this. My eyes are ceramic.

Oh, good. Thanks.

Oh, he thinks the world of you!

Oh, I made it.

Oh, I'm some lowlife that's not good enough for you to talk to?

Oh, Kent. We were only hurting each other.

Oh, man!

Oh, my God. I missed my flight.

Oh, my mirror!

Oh, one more thing.

Oh, Topper...

Oh, we're right on schedule.

Oh, you're French, aren't you?

Oh!

Oh! Good news. We just closed escrow on our little dream house.

Oh! Oh...

Oh! Your life insurance forms came for you to sign.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Oh...

OK, Topper. Ease her in.

OK. I've been in tougher sc****s than this.

Old Buzz Harley'd be proud of you, Topper.

Oldest trick in the book.

Olé!

Once, perhaps.

Once, perhaps. Now I'm called Wawatukeena.

One minute you're in bed with a knockout gal, or guy,

Ooh!

Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Our sortie will proceed as planned.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Oh, the ground.

Ow! Oh! Ouch! Ow!

Owatonna!

Owatonna.

Permission to land.

Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson... is dead.

Pfaffenbach!

Phew.

Plane crash.

Please welcome His Holiness, the very popular pontiff,

Please... Not a tear.

Poor bastard's better off dead.

Pope John Paul II!

Qu'est ce que je suis contente de te revoir.

Quiet. Now, hardly a man moving.

Ramada!

Ramada!

Ramada?

Ramada.

Read... my... lips.

Ready... Fire!

Really?

Really? 12 o'clock? That gives us about... 25 minutes.

Really? That's my name, too.

Red team leader, break off. Prepare to engage.

Relax buddy. We'll have you in the hospital in no time.

Repeat: what is your location?

Return to mother!

Right, and halt!

Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake. You are cleared to land.

Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy.

Roger that.

Roger that. I got 'em.

Roy? Roy!

Run along, Sid.

Run for your lives!

Saved by the clouds. Come on in, boys.

Sayonara, Saddam.

Second!

See ya later, guys.

Send some soup up for the admiral, on the double.

Shouldn't you be getting back to the base?

Sir, it appears we have unidentified radar contacts.

Sir, may I say something?

Sir, there are six of them! Bearing 2 1 5, range 150 mi...

Sleepy Weasel has been planned for ten months. The president hand picked you.

Sleepy Weasel's success depends on our maneuvering below enemy radar.

So is Mo Green,

So, I take it you've been with a man before.

So... give it to me, Ben. Every word. Every detail.

Something terrible could happen. You must...

Something's changed, hasn't it? It's not another woman, is it?

Son of a bitchin' shell. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?

Sorry.

Sphincter Mucous Niner Ringworm, roger.

Squirrel's nest. Bird. Ow! Pine.

Stop it! Can't you act like civilized human beings?

Stop squirming!

Suffocated while working the night shift in a Fotomat booth.

Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouseful of goodies, but it's illegal.

Swing him around this way.

Take cover! Hit the deck!

Tataglia, Barzini,

Tell me how these events affected you.

Thank you so much!

Thank you, Nurse. Wait here.

Thank you!

Thank youuuuu...

Thanks for joinin' the party!

Thanks for the advice.

Thanks, Doctor.

That flying stunt today was pure madness.

That gets my panties in a bunch.

That is a good way to lose an eye, my friend.

That is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss?

That was a long time ago.

That'll take a little more planning.

That's all right. It's not your fault. Anyone could have made that mistake.

That's for cooking all day. A chafing dish...

That's great! Things couldn't be better for us.

That's so sweet.

That's the other reason why you need to fly.

The best would be if you'd stop tryin' to run my life.

The dogs, wife and kids.

The heads of all the five families.

The hell I don't. You risked the lives of some fine pilots.

The kids are stripping the asbestos off the pipes now.

The mother of all targets.

The Navy has a top secret mission: Sleepy Weasel.

The Navy really needs you.

The Navy wants you back, Harley.

The Navy wants...

The Navy's planes will seem inferior

The next time I see that ugly face of yours,

The only problem is I have a nosy landlady.

The only way I can make this toup stay on

The Oscar EW 5894 Phallus tactical fighter bomber.

The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended.

The Strafing Run proudly presents Lawrence Lipps!

Then I must help you, my friend! Think well of me!

Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake man.

Then this incident, the Dominic Farnham death.

Then we're cousins! We used to spend our summers in Eagle River.

Then you get into that whole inbred thing.

There they are!

There, now. Isn't that better?

There. We're friends again.

There'll be plenty of time for that later.

There's a certain flyboy aboard that ship that needs you far more than I.

There's also some anti aircraft squadrons.

There's no time to go into it.

There's no way the unit will function, and I'll abort the mission.

There's something I want you to have.

There's the ground. It looks hard. OK, trees.

They can send up an ack ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.

They fell for that one.

They got to the knee. So don't give me any shit.

They got tone on me!

They played me like a two bit piccolo.

They threw me out. Why should I go back?

They'll be observing the operation.

They're right. I'm no better than my father.

They've gotta go in through the rectum.

Think I'll step out for a burger.

This bag of bones isn't rated past Mach two.

This could be the end of a beautiful friendship.

This could be your only opportunity to save the mission

This is a minor incident.

This is an incredible coincidence,

This is insane. Wilson and Rosener.

This is not the time or place.

This is one night you're not turning me out.

This lowlife is God as far as you're concerned!

This mission is too risky and too important to let you screw it up.

This should be a good match. Both men work for Don King.

This should be enough to prove that our planes need to be replaced.

Those are some long legs.

Those of you who excel during these aerial combat exercises

Three Purple Hearts, presidential commendation.

Tighten the reins and break his spirit,

Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through. Look at this.

Topper Harley?

Topper in the lead. Just like your old man, son.

Topper, I'm so confused. I need time alone.

Topper, look out!

Topper, that's enough.

Topper, wait.

Topper, where are you going?

Topper, you better go. I have to think.

Topper, you had me pegged right.

Topper, you weren't clear to detach.

Topper!

Topper!

Topper!

Topper!

Topper! Topper, do you read me?

Topper! Watch your right side! Damn!

Topper! What are you doing? Get back in formation!

Topper?

Topper...

Touchin' down.

Uh oh!

Uh, we're landing. Get out of the way.

Until his incident, he was the greatest pilot who ever lived.

Very pretty, but enough hot dogging, Harley.

Wait a minute. Why are you mad at me? He's the one who ate your father.

Wait, guys! Wait!

Wait!

Was Henry Pfaffenbach, my father.

Wash Out, what the hell are you doin'? Pull it up.

Wash Out, where the hell are you? What is your location? You're off of radar.

Wash Out!

Wash Out?

Wash Out? What are you doin' here?

Wasn't your father involved in a similar incident?

Watch your step. There's a lot of obstructions here.

We are getting close.

We can't fight among ourselves. We're all on the same team here.

We can't! They're all over us!

We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Rabinowitz in a life raft.

We have these to hold down the sound, sir.

We have to knock out the nuclear weapons plant at Falafel Heights.

We need him as much as he needs us.

We need to talk.

We'll need the backup plan.

We'll tape his favourite shows. He won't miss anything.

We're entering enemy airspace.

We've lost all respect for Harley.

Welcome. Nice to see you.

Well done, Jim!

Well done, Lieutenant Commander.

Well, fans, that's it.

Well, I don't.

Well, I guess this is good night.

Well, I have to get back to the base. Tomorrow's an important flight.

Well, I... I don't think about it much.

Well, if it isn't God's gift to the cockpit.

Well, that attitude is short on collateral!

Well, that's my job.

Well, they started running short of material right before

Well, this is it.

Well, what matters is that you're here. We've a lot of catching up to do.

Well, where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

Well, you know best.

Wendy, I can fly!

Wha hoo!

Wha hoo!

What are you saying?

What are you talking about?

What did I just say?

What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger,

What is a chafing dish for?

What is this macho thing?

What size shoes do you wear?

What they said about your dad is wrong.

What will you do to cash in on your new found fame?

What, are you on a break?

What's that supposed to mean?

When I saw you dig your heels into his sides

When I say "Attention", I mean "Attention".

When you have 10,000 pounds of thrust at your command, you have to be.

When you hit that nuclear weapons plant, drop a bomb for me.

Where the hell is Topper?

Who the hell are you talkin' to, son?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Sit tight!

Whoa... Whoa!

Whoaaa!

Whoaaaaa!

Why, it's a traditional serving piece used at brunches to keep food warm.

Why, Topper.

Why, with the three million I won on this lucky Lotto ticket,

Why? What have you heard?

Will go on to make up the greatest fighting unit ever assembled.

Wonderful. Just let me take care of something.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! That was sure close!

Wow.

Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake

Yeah, I'm sure deep down he means well.

Yeah? Keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag.

Yeah. I'm fine.

Yee ha!

Yes, I did. But I'm payin' it off at ten bucks a week.

Yes, of course.

Yes, sir!

Yes! Yes!

Yes. I have proof right here in my pocket. It's big, honey. Really big.

Yes. Oh, yes...

Yieeee!

Yikes!

You and your dad are two of a kind.

You are serious.

You bet! They put me in charge of radar.

You can do her, too.

You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13m fighter in the process.

You don't have to.

You don't know what you're talking about.

You don't look so hot. You need some help?

You found the evidence you were looking for?

You got pictures of your family, I'd love to see 'em.

You haven't forgotten my offer, have you?

You just go ahead and do what you do. Do you have any soup?

You know how puffy my eyes get when I don't get enough rest.

You know, I've flown over 194 missions, and I was shot down on every one.

You look good up there, son.

You men'll be piloting the backbone of our proud American arsenal:

You must put me out of your mind.

You should be proud, son. Buzz Harley is a true American hero.

You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination.

You were right. You said I was dangerous, and I am.

You.

You.

You'll have to talk me down. I've got damage.

You're amazing.

You're not flying with us.

You're outta line, Gregory. You'll obey orders and like it.

You're the best of the best, Topper.

You're Topper Harley, aren't you?

You're two different people.

You're very confident, aren't you?

You're very fortunate, Commander Block. This man has your blood type.

You've always been fine soldier, Scott. Just lead the way.

You've got to make your own luck.

You've got to stop comparing yourself with your father.

Your ego's writin' checks your body can't cash.

Your ego's writin' cheques your body can't cash.

Your father did everything possible to save Mailman's life.

Your father killed someone very special to me: Dominic "Mailman" Farnham.

Your secondary targets are here and here:

30 thirty something's been canceled. Go to runway 2 niner.

1971, his Visa card was canceled.

1975, a broken man,

A loner? No. I own it.

A nine, sir. Good.

Admiral! You call yourself an American?

Admiral. Nurse.

All of them had hair of gold! Like their mother!

All right, mister. Let's go at it. Let's do it.

Am not. Are too too too...

Am not. Are too.

Am too. Are not.

Am too. Oooh!

And when it's dry and ready... My dreidel I will play!

Are these all at home? Yeah.

Are you all right, sir? Of course I'm all right.

Be careful out there. Don't worry. I can take care of myself.

Blue leader, prepare for action. Roger that.

But I... Don't worry.

Buzz, what is goin' on up there? Just movin' a road hog.

Can you save him? Can't be sure. I'm not a good doctor.

Can't something be done? A delicate corneal inversion procedure.

Catch! No!

Come on! Enough!

Come to watch me fly? No. There was a meltdown at the plant.

Damn it! All right, engage! I've got a bogie at 12 o'clock!

Did too. Did not.

Do you want me to hold it for you? Nah. It'll be safe right here.

Doctor! What happened?

Don't be long, mon amour. Absolument.

Don't. Don't look. Oh, no!

For your information, I'm at 150 feet. I'm at 3rd and Main.

Free beer! I want a gin sling!

From Minnesota? Yeah.

Get outta here! We're gonna crash! I can't! I'm stuck!

Goin' up? Yes.

Got it? Yes, sir!

He started it. Did not.

Here's the story... Of a lovely lady!

Here's the story... Of a man named Brady!

Hey, I'm sorry. I love you, pal.

Hey, look! There's one! Uh oh.

Hey, Topper. Easy, buddy.

How are ya, sir? Hawaii?

How'd I do, big fella? Don't get me started, Harley.

Hurry! I'm here!

I am my family photo. But everybody needs a family to love.

I can't get out! What are you doing?

I don't think we've met. Kent Gregory.

I got one question for you. Shoot.

I had a little dreidel! I made it out of clay!

I hope I'm wrong about this. What would that be?

I just couldn't compete with that. No, of course you couldn't.

I think that's the enemy coast, sir. Huh? Coast?

I thought that was a Crockpot. No, no, no.

I'll get another pen. No need. I'll sign it when I get back.

I'll take it. You stay out of it.

I'm hit! I'm hit! Block, are you all right?

I'm out of fuel. Right for lineup.

I'm Topper Harley. Oh! Dead Meat's talked about you!

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. I'm sorry?

inside there on the left. I can't find it!

Interesting perfume. It's Vicks. I have a cold.

Isn't this place a little public? No, a crowd offers remarkable anonymity.

It isn't. OK, I don't want it.

It was a hunting accident. Accident, my deep blue eyes.

It's a nice place. It's OK.

It's been too long. And so it has. Yes, yes.

Kent! Ramada!

Landing gear's frozen. Lookin' good.

Let's move. What a ride!

Lost a wing. Doin' fine.

Lost my radar. A little more power now.

Mach one! The G forces, Buzz! The G forces!

Mrs Thompson? Yes.

My face! My hand!

My harness is malfunctioning! I'll get it!

No, Doctor. Good. Now this is gonna hurt.

No. You're going to get hurt. I don't need your help, or anybody's.

Not not not... ...too too too...

Nothing works! Stay calm!

Oh, boys... Agh!

Oh. Get the cardio read out. Where is it?

Pudding? No, thank you, sir.

Quack, quack. Look out!

Rabbi! Mazel tov. You should live and be well!

Ramada! Kent!

Ramada... Oh, no.

Rumble! Don't push me.

Scooter! How you doin'? Topper. The main man.

Show me what you can do. Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter.

Sir, there's no time. OK, OK!

Sir? What is it, Mr Harley?

Tell me. No, not now, lovey bumpers.

That'll be all, Francine. Yes, sir.

That's heavy. Totally.

That's it. Stop it.

The chafing dish is not yours. It is.

The darnedest thing just happened. Hang on, buddy.

The youngest one... In curls!

There goes the other one. OK, Topper. Call the ball.

There he is! Pyrex Pickle Blowfish.

They gave me afternoon off. Terrific!

They're on my tail. I'm with you, buddy.

Topper Harley. Just a pleasure.

Topper, do you read? Topper, are you all right?

Topper, please! Ah, they're just for luck.

Topper, what are you doing? He's frozen! Topper's no good to us!

Topper! Three bandits, 12 o'clock! I'm on 'em. They're all mine.

Uh oh! He's spotted me! He's a slippery devil.

Um... It's, uh... Hey, fellas...

Wash Out. You made it. Why, thank you, André.

We both killed a man. That's just a coincidence.

We gotta work fast. I got a lunch. You're missing the big picture, Doc.

Welcome to the Mediterranean. Wash Out, is that you?

Well, gotta run. Good luck. But, sir, this is your command.

What do you mean? Leland "Buzz" Harley.

What does it mean? Fluffy Bunny Feet.

What does it mean? Little Sizzling Belly.

What happened? It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

What was that all about? I, uh... thought I saw Elvis.

What you lookin' at, boy? No one, sir!

Where's Topper? Lost contact.

Who was bringing up... Three very lovely girls!

Whoa! Those are my socks!

Wonderful! When do we move in? Tuesday.

Yeah, it's the big guy. Good to see ya.

Yeah. Sure.

You eyeballin' me, mister? No, sir!

You gonna be all right, buddy? I'm in a hospital! What could go wrong?

You mean... Yes.

You must forget me. No problem. I will.

You wanted to see me, sir? Oh, Blank. Come in.

You're a pilot? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be flyin' with ya.

You're behaving like children. He's being a jerk.

You're committing suicide! Do as he says!

You're OK. Ramada.

You're quite a guy! So are you!

You're the psychiatrist? That's what the diploma says.

You've got to be joking. If I were joking, I'd have said...

"And if you ever put your goddamn hands on my wife again..."

"How can this not be part of some larger plan?"

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"

"You walk him and pitch to the rhino."

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♪ And a hand that I can hold

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♪ And though it seems absurd

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♪ Can make the darkness bright

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♪ Dream lover, until then

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♪ Dream lover, where are you

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♪ For it's true

♪ From which I'll never roam

♪ He'll be big and strong

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♪ I know she'll hear my plea

♪ I know we both... won't say... a... word

♪ I understand

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♪ Just meant for two

♪ Maybe I shall meet him someday

♪ Maybe Monday

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♪ Maybe Tuesday

♪ My one

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♪ One day he'll come along

♪ Only you

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♪ Please don't make me dream alone

♪ She'll bring her love to me

♪ Some day he'll come along

♪ Some day, I don't know how

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♪ Still I'm sure to meet him one day

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♪ The magic that you do

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♪ The man I love

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♪ Till all my lover's dreams come true

♪ Till all my lover's dreams come true

♪ Till all my lover's dreams come true

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♪ To feel you near as I grow old?

♪ To make... him... stay

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♪ When you hold my hand

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♪ You

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♪ You're my dream come true