The Disaster Artist Edit

A better looking friend he was always jealous of.

A bicycle, you get a bicycle. A car.

A contemptuous begging fool of myself,

A couple friends of mine went and saw it recently.

A kid brother he was always looking out for.

A minute ago you said you didn't care if he drinks.

A true American hero, to be played by me.

A very fine rod. I dare say.

A... Are you good?

About Mark failure.

Acting, directing, producing.

Action!

Action!

Action.

Action.

Action.

Action.

Action. Action. Action! Action!

After everything he do for everybody,

After Mark Damon from Talented Ripley Man.

After that I stopped doing all the other things,

After today, which one of ourselves will ever be same?

Ah, yeah. How are you? Nice to see you.

Alfred Hitchcock? Let me tell you something, Greg.

All I can think about is what if they laugh at me?

All I hear is no, all day, every day. It's...

All right,

All right, and this movie better be fucking awesome.

All right, and yeah.

All right, come here.

All right, fuck it. All right. Let's do this shit.

All right, I give you one more chance.

All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, guys.

All right, like you said, you did that all by yourself.

All right, man. You wanna get real?

All right, people.

All right, see you tomorrow.

All right, that thing out there, that's your movie.

All right, that your five cents.

All right, we said we were gonna push each other.

All right, well, I need a break.

All right? Intensity.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cut, check it. Great. I think we got it.

All right. Great job.

All right. I'll, uh... I'll see you.

All right. I'm gonna fucking... try something. I don't know.

All right. Just tell me this one thing.

All right. No. Start it over.

All right. Picture's up.

All right. You and the beard next Tuesday and Wednesday.

All the pretty boys,

All your friend little kid?

Always Tommy.

Am I still the cowboy?

Amy does hair and makeup.

And action.

And action.

And action.

And also maybe Johnny is vampire. We'll see.

And behavior of others?

And bring football.

And don't be Brando today. You might hurt yourself.

And don't look at robot crab. He shy.

And ever since then I just, I have...

And everybody say, "You such crazy guy. So stupid guy."

And give acting a real shot?

And Hal and Lois have to go find them in the woods,

And he showed them all.

And I bet he didn't direct with his fucking dick out.

And I go back to my dream.

And I have many good ideas.

And I just, I... I figured I could,

And I'm dying.

And I'm dying.

And I'm dying.

And it makes me pass out.

And it's, it's really working.

And Johnny help him.

And make little room in corner or something.

And never give up.

And of course you play Mark.

And people are still watching a movie

And so that's like...

And talking about a movie.

And that I can maybe get the day off tomorrow.

And that we will never forget dream.

And that's what we're gonna do.

And the lightning, everything.

And then he show them all.

And then this beautiful girl,

And then this girl, this beautiful girl,

And then this guy Johnny, he go crazy.

And then this guy Johnny!

And they are not grateful.

And this guy come over, Chris R.

And this my life.

And we'll get to know each other a little bit.

And we're also

And we're having trouble finding this lumberjack role.

And what are these particular precautions of yours?

And you all are villain.

And you got this this beard. What do you think?

And you play this other one with the Z.

And you wake up at 5:00 am to drive all this way.

And you, and you. I hear everybody.

And, and if he comes?

And, and, uh, sorry. Uh...

And, and, you've never wanted to like,

And, for your information, I was home alone too.

And, um...

And, um... That's why the beard...

And, well, you know. It doesn't really get you that far.

And, yeah, you really brought it, man. Seriously.

And, you know, next time, next time you see me there

And... Honestly, maybe...

And... other friend of Todd

And... they just hate me.

And... we decided that we want to move in together.

And... what do you do?

Any question before we start?

Any questions before we start?

Anybody?

Anything for my princess.

Anything for my princess.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

Apparently this guy.

Are you feeling good?

Are you fucking... You ruined everything!

Are you gonna film with all that stuff in your pocket?

Are you kidding me? You're the star of the movie.

Are you not dedicated actor?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you working on anything at the moment?

Are... Are you, are you mad?

As the script supervisor, it would be really helpful

At this point, it would be fucking weird

Autobiographical.

Babe!

Baby Face.

Bastard! You betray me. You're not good.

Be optimist.

Be very dramatic.

Because I can't tell at all.

Because I'm hearing kind of an Eastern European accent.

Because it's real Hollywood movie.

Because it's real Hollywood movie.

Because it's so prohibitively expensive to own.

Been working?

Big star? Tommy, I'm not a star.

Bit of water before the scene? I...

Brad Pitt do this in The Legend of the Fall.

Bring girlfriend over. Watching Gilmore Girls. Whatever.

But after that?

But can you handle all your human behavior

But I ignore it.

But if we, if we just move the schedule

But it feels good. It feels good.

But it's real life. People act so strange these days.

But just listen for a second.

But none of that matches. I...

But that's kinda the hardest part.

But the real question,

But then this Lisa sleep with best friend.

But you'd need, twice the crew, uh... twice the equipment,

But, I think what I'm asking is,

But, oh, acting it.

But, uh, thank you anyways for the drink.

But, you know, he's, he's, the director too.

But...

But... Hey. We can't give up, right?

Bye, little kids.

Can I call him Chris instead of Chris R?

Can I talk to you minute?

Can we ask you something?

Cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help.

Chris R come over and demand money, okay?

Close yonder shutter.

Cock sucking motherfucker!

Cock sucking motherfucker! Five fucking minutes!

Come down here, Baby Face.

Come here. Tommy...

Come in.

Come on over and meet Tommy and Greg.

Come on, Baby Face!

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on, Greg.

Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg.

Come on, make love to me.

Come on, you owe me one.

Come on.

Come on. Take from your real life.

Come on. Want to show you best part.

Come on. You have to be louder.

Come on. You have to do it.

Congratulations.

Continuity in your forehead.

Cool. Anything I would have seen you in?

Copy that.

Could we maybe just put on some music to get in the mood?

Cut it. Cut it.

Cut, cut. Oh, my God, man.

Cut!

Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

Did he call you Baby Face?

Did he listen to them?

Did you get a fucking spotlight?

Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?

Did you see the new, uh, Star Wars?

Digital and film?

Do it for you, Greg.

Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.

Do it!

Do it! Do it!

Do something crazy. Use the bottle.

Do you even want to be an actor?

Do you know?

Do you understand why?

Do you, like, call your agents every day?

Do you?

Do you... Do you understand how hard it is?

Does he have the money?

Doesn't mean we're not gonna see each other anymore.

Don't ever leave me, baby.

Don't I buy you everything you want?

Don't talk about me, Greg, I hear you.

Don't talk about me.

Don't tell anybody. You understand, yeah?

Don't worry about these people.

Don't worry, I know a great place. You'll love it.

Don't worry. We have plenty of time. We talk about all this.

Don't you like me?

Don't. Just do the opposite of that.

Done something like that?

Done.

Driver, slow down.

Drop it. Stop. Don't do this.

Dude, first day in front of the camera.

Dude, it's been a fucking year. You know what I mean? Like...

Dude, just cause I'm moving out

Dude, that was, amazing.

Dude, what... What are you doing? Why are you acting like this?

East of Eden, and Giant. That's it.

Even if you have Brando's talent.

Even the worst day on a movie set

Even you hate me, Greg.

Everybody betray me!

Everybody here working hard.

Everybody want script. Don't be greedy, okay?

Everyone, come in.

Everyone, everyone calm down. Jesus. Come on.

Everything goes wrong at once.

Exactly how I intend it.

Exactly.

Exactly. Turn these lights on right now!

Except not movie, in real life.

Favor. You always ask for favor.

Few years ago.

Filmmakers in the world right now

Fine. I have homework to do, anyway.

Fine. More spray.

Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny?

Five... Are you kidding me? Five million dollars?

For a little while now, and it just...

For Best Picture ten years ago.

For one, I, I can't afford it.

For us. We do it together.

For what?

Frankly, you have not been that real the whole movie.

From the bayou.

From your mod...

Fucking Frankenstein looking motherfucker.

Gain weight. Would you do that for a role?

Gather around, everyone.

Gee, Peter, you're clumsy.

Get in here.

Get me a C stand over there, please.

Get me now. Face, and eyes and for speech.

Get out.

Get outta my house.

Get up there. Go, man.

Give me countdown.

Go do a bunch of st... uh, stuff you...

Go, driver, go. Keep going.

God.

Good day, sir.

Good job. All right.

Good look, good job, many friends.

Good look, many friends, and also

Grasping the lightning bolts.

Great one. Great take, everyone.

Great to see you!

Great. We do alley scene.

Great. What do you have for us today, Thomas?

Greatest drama since the Tennessee William.

Greg is also an actor.

Greg, damn it! Why you throw this tricky stuff?

Greg, Greg, have you lost your mind?

Greg, how long is movie script?

Greg, I can't afford you get sick right now.

Greg, money not issue. I told you.

Greg, so you know about light too?

Greg, stop. This on camera.

Greg, the Dean won't go to you. You have to go to the Dean.

Greg, we are stars of the movie. We can't be first ones there.

Greg, you have to be the best.

Greg!

Greg? Greg?

Greg.

Greg.

Greg.

Greg.

Greg.

Greg...

Guy run red light, and smash.

Guys. Uh... We're five minutes away from shooting.

H... Have I the honor... A visit, uh, from the illustrious g god,

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Have brewed among our mountains.

Have I seen you someplace before?

Have nothing to do with each other.

Have you read any Shakespeare?

Have you, uh, looked at yourself?

He capture every comment. "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird."

He decide to kill himself in front of the world.

He do this movie, Birds.

He go crazy.

He has it all.

He has it all.

He is a figure of mystery where, you know,

He knows nothing about filmmaking.

He knows where her vagina is right?

He knows where her vagina is, right?

He like vampire rapist."

He made it through two fucking acts of Shakespeare.

He said a little drink.

He seen something special in me.

He show up yet?

He throw birds at them. Real birds!

He, that's... He wants to go outside the box.

He's a complete idiot. I don't even think he's seen a movie.

He's being a good friend. He's just looking out for me.

He's clearly never been on a set before.

He's crashing. Come on, Senator!

He's in a crazy space.

He's just, I don't know. He's a friend.

He's not gonna get out of the car.

He's the best, I told you.

He's too fucking cheap.

He's very good.

Hello. How can I help you?

Her some water.

Here we go. "Why?"

Here, this for you.

Hey Chris R. I was looking for ya.

Hey, babe.

Hey, big role. Second lead.

Hey, Denny.

Hey, do you need another? Vodka soda?

Hey, everyone.

Hey, good show, guys.

Hey, Greg.

Hey, guys. You like it?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I'm... I'm Greg.

Hey, j... Uh, give me a second, guys.

Hey, pleasure to meet you.

Hey, Tommy.

Hey, uh...

Hey, who are these guys?

Hey, who you calling "kid"?

Hey, you guys getting this?

Hey, you played Chris R, right?

Hey, you want an easier question...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. It's fucking incredible.

Hey. It's like 100 fucking degrees in here.

Hi doggy.

Hi, babe.

Hi, doggie.

Hi, Greg.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Yeah, I'm fine. Why you ask?

His name is Mr. Tommy Wiseau.

His whole life people tell him,

Hollywood puts on a fucking chastity belt.

Hollywood's pussy dries up when you walk in with this dude.

Holy shit, is this for us?

Home sweet home.

Honey, I am so excited to come see your play.

How about this guy? Wow.

How are you feeling? You excited? Nervous?

How do you afford that? Wh...

How long have you lived here?

How many people can say they have

How often do you think Hitchcock got a response like this?

How old are you?

How old are you?

How to become big star, like you.

How uh... how often do you play football, Tommy?

How unlikely it is that you'll make it.

Huh? You know water, light, girlfriend.

Human behavior.

Human behavior. Betrayal. It applies to all of us.

I aim where I aim. Just do the scene.

I aim where I am, just do the scene.

I already spend five million dollar on this movie, Greg.

I am. I am. Yeah. Feels like it's coming together.

I auditioned for that part.

I believed in you, man. I trusted you! For what?

I can see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.

I can't give you special treatment, Greg.

I can't talk right now.

I can't wait for you to get it off of me.

I could learn something from you.

I definitely have breast cancer.

I definitely have breast cancer.

I definitely have breast cancer.

I did not hit her, I did not.

I did not hit her.

I did not hit her.

I did not hit her.

I did not hit her. I did not!

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark.

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark.

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark.

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark.

I did not hit her. I...

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit.

I did not!

I did not!

I did this HBO thing, where I'm like, the second lead.

I didn't recognize you without the beanie. And the beard.

I disagree.

I disagree.

I do sonnet. You know sonnet?

I do the Shakespeare.

I do this whole movie for you Greg!

I do this whole movie for you, Greg.

I don't believe it.

I don't care about these people.

I don't care who you are, you're out on street.

I don't care, I'll do it.

I don't have five fucking minutes!

I don't have time to explain script to you, okay?

I don't know about this guy.

I don't know if he has the money.

I don't know, but I'll figure it out.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't make porno.

I don't see point.

I don't think she's faithful to me.

I don't wanna play some fucking HORSE.

I don't want cowboy. You're do like cowboy.

I don't want Tennessee Williams, I don't want Shakespeare.

I don't want to do none of the bullshit.

I fed up with the world.

I feel great, man. It's not that.

I feel like I'm a little overdressed.

I feel like we should at least talk about this.

I feel like, um...

I gave you everything.

I get that. With me, everything changed with Home Alone.

I give them job. I give them salary.

I go.

I got it!

I got the results of the test back.

I got the results of the test back.

I got the results of the test back.

I have a present for you.

I have an idea, why don't you guys come in for a second,

I have ears everywhere!

I have money saved from my modeling jobs.

I have no room for three people in my place.

I have something for you.

I have to change really quickly and go.

I have to dance, Greg.

I have to go to bathroom.

I have to thank you for this noble storm you have,

I have. It's no problem.

I haven't seen any water. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

I hear everything!

I hear your whispers in your souls!

I hit her.

I hurt my foot.

I just don't know how, Greg.

I just joking.

I just like to watch you guys.

I just maybe put up some curtain

I just say we call lunch.

I just speak to him, for your information.

I just turned 14.

I just want to stand here.

I just wanted to talk to you about something real quick.

I just went to get ties.

I just, I can't... I can't believe it, man.

I just, I want, I want that. I want what, what you have.

I keep my stuff, sweetie.

I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body.

I kinda went for the Jar Jar Binks thing.

I know all Shakespeare.

I know it's on camera. Just like you want it.

I know what they say, Greg, I hear them.

I know what you say. I hear you. And you.

I know. I know. But we can just, we can do it next week.

I know. You're always at that, um...

I like this one.

I like you. Very much.

I live there alone now.

I love burrito.

I love football.

I love you, Lisa.

I may have been trying to impress you...

I mean, come on, that thing can't be good.

I mean, hell, both...

I mean, it's great. That's...

I mean, the candles.

I need cast, crew, Marcus. Marcus, come here.

I need this look like Titanic.

I need to show my ass to sell this movie.

I need to show my ass to sell this movie.

I never be able to make this movie without my best friend.

I never make this movie...

I noticed. Yeah.

I say, "I don't care. I do it."

I sorry.

I spend many dollars on this.

I stop you. I stop you right there.

I take you to Los Angeles, give you place to stay.

I think it about us, huh?

I think that he had a very clear vision.

I think you're aiming a little bit high.

I think you're aiming a little bit high.

I thought... I didn't know what you were saying.

I treat them how I treat them.

I try to open my heart, show them my soul.

I turn to my friend and go,

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys.

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys.

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys.

I wanna go one day, to the crash site.

I want everyone to see. You especially.

I want to feel that too.

I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast.

I want you to stop. Stop.

I wanted to keep that dress.

I was blown away. Like, like three minutes in

I wasn't... wasn't planning on it.

I will be Beauty, of course.

I will be there.

I would do anything for my girl.

I would go back and try and get on that set,

I write you this part.

I, I actually... I landed a small role in a TV show.

I, I don't know. I, uh... I'm an actor...

I, I thought we were just gonna do it at my place.

I, I... I can... I'm not married to it. I can... Okay.

I, I... No. I wasn't...

I... I didn't mean it like that.

I... I wanna feel that, too.

I... I... I hope we're not dead on the side of a road.

I... I'm 26.

I'd like to cash this check if, uh, possible.

I'll be there.

I'll do anything for my girl.

I'll kill you. I'll break every bone in your body.

I'll miss him. Very much.

I'll play the man, The Lightning Rod Man.

I'll see you guys later.

I'll take it.

I'm a big fan.

I'm asking you nicely. Stop it. Drop it.

I'm dedicated. I just... There...

I'm glad you liked my comedic movie.

I'm gonna call you right when I get in, okay?

I'm just tired is all.

I'm just trying to think of where to start.

I'm not Frankenstein.

I'm not going anywhere with you.

I'm not Santa Claus, all right?

I'm not saying maybe. I'm saying not in a million years.

I'm not scary guy.

I'm not villain!

I'm not...

I'm okay.

I'm pretty sure Stanislavski is dead.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, my darling.

I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay now?

I'm sorry, we're not here to promote

I'm sorry. What's his relationship to you guys?

I'm sorry...

I'm sure there was a Michelle and a Mike.

I'm tired. I'm wasted. I love you, darling.

I'm trying to give you a shortcut to success.

I'm very busy right now.

I'm very talented,

I'm your girl.

I'm, I'm playing, like, a lumberjack.

I've ever seen in my life."

If a lot of people loved each other,

If anyone needs to be upset here,

If he didn't do something that was fucking weird.

If I could have your attention.

If I could look at the script for the movie first.

If I had a time machine, I wouldn't

If I turn on the lights, it's gonna get hotter.

If you decide to shoot here in our studio.

If you don't want to do it, fine.

If you were to ask the five best

If you'd keep your girl satisfied,

If you're going to writhe around with the dress,

If you're gonna writhe around with the dress,

If you're looking at the camera!

If you're not comfortable, tell me, okay?

Impossible.

In a few minutes, bitch.

In LA and San Francisco?

In real life theater.

In the head and blow your brains out.

In the head and blow your brains out.

In tuxes? No, you gotta be kidding.

Industry standard is pretty much that you

Intensity. Show emotion. Throw it.

Is because we've, we've been talking,

Is better than the best day anywhere else.

Is incredible.

Is it just me, or is this kinda bad?

Is it, um, just the one bedroom?

Is that not normal, or...

Is this a real movie?

Is this gentleman bothering you?

Isn't it fabulous?

It could've been worse, I guess.

It doesn't work if you're looking at the camera.

It doesn't work like that.

It has withstood, like, ten years.

It look good. I know how it look.

It never comes back. I don't know why I say that.

It not problem. We just go stay at my place.

It sounds like you're doing... Am I hearing an accent?

It Tommy.

It was like wake up call, you could say.

It was... It was raw... and intense.

It will be awesome.

It would be like a really good

It would really mean a lot to me.

It would take hours, man.

It, it changed my life and,

It, it wouldn't even be in the same universe.

It... it spoke to me, you know?

It'll be fine.

It'll be great drama.

It's a lot. A lot to think about.

It's all right.

It's always shit working.

It's coming, it's coming.

It's for me only. Director only. Okay?

It's from Johnny.

It's fucking hard, man.

It's funny you mention that.

It's human behavior.

It's in ourselves.

It's just, I don't know why...

It's like 300 miles away.

It's like a bottomless pit.

It's like all I can think about is, uh,

It's like rain. Like sexy rain.

It's like too much action. Like, it never stops.

It's like you say, Hollywood reject us,

It's like, best two days of my life.

It's like... Who is he?

It's nice. That's, that's all.

It's not 'cause water. It's 'cause she old lady.

It's not a funny story, Tommy.

It's not a place for kids!

It's not castle, but it's okay.

It's not gonna happen for you, okay?

It's not gonna happen for you.

It's not over. Everybody betray me.

It's not pity party. This just party.

It's not true. I did not hit her. It's bullshit...

It's not true. It's bullshit.

It's okay. Have a nice one.

It's over.

It's pretty funny.

It's probably better if no one even sees

It's quite a fancy car you have here, Tommy. Wow.

It's still going?

It's time.

It's, uh, Malcolm in the Middle.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus. That was painfully unremarkable.

Johnny it's beautiful, thank you.

Johnny's my best friend.

Julie, are you okay?

Juliette, I'm so sorry. I'm so...

Juliette, you need a break. Take a break.

Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. Just a second.

Just another day at the office.

Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.

Just getting ready in my apartment.

Just give me five minutes.

Just go with it.

Just like a day or two, it would...

Just my pied à terre.

Just to watch and feel what it was like.

Just trust me.

Just wanna say good luck, man. You're gonna do great.

Just, uh... Just have to get lucky, I guess.

Keep your shortcut in your pocket.

Kinda felt like the right next step.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tommy Wiseau.

Laughing at me.

Let's do it. Okay, Todd.

Let's get real. Where were you born, Tommy?

Let's go to a bar and erase the memory of today.

Let's go, everybody. Come on.

Let's go. It's with Denny and Chris R.

Let's go. Let's do it.

Let's go. Let's go, Sandy, come on.

Let's go. Make sure you see my ass.

Let's just get a different reaction to the story, okay?

Let's roll camera, roll sound. Scene 109, take one.

Let's see, where does the money come from? Huh?

Life is complicated. The unexpected happens.

Like maybe a little Alicia Keys...

Like the Tennessee Williams.

Like your age. Like 15, 16 year old boy.

Like, do that. That stuff.

Like, if it turns out terrible.

Listen man, I'm sorry, I'm freaking out a little bit.

Listen to me, all right?

Listen to me, young man,

Look at me.

Look at me. It's gonna be fine.

Look at my arm.

Look how much fun they're having.

Look like big strong kid.

Look like... Baby Face.

Look, chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help.

Look, I'm just a guy leaning against wall, no big deal.

Look, it's gonna be like the old days.

Look, it's his first day under the camera. He's just nervous.

Look. There it is.

Looks exactly like the real alleyway out there.

Looks exactly like the real alleyway.

Los Angeles, everybody want to be star.

Los Angeles, everybody want to be star.

Love is not love, when alter...

Lover boy.

Maid on vacation.

Makeup, come fix this disgusting body.

Man, before my first scene I was like...

Man, I don't owe you shit anymore.

Man, you've had this place this whole time?

Marc... Film, now.

Mark want to make dreams come true.

Maybe do it before you shoot yourself

Maybe do it before you shoot yourself

Maybe ghost real, but I can't talk to them.

Maybe I don't have what it take.

Maybe I just big joke. Ha, ha.

Maybe I will.

Maybe it didn't turn out exactly as you hoped.

Maybe it's true, you know. Maybe everybody right.

Maybe Johnny Depp available.

Maybe Johnny is vampire, we'll see.

Maybe not worth it, Greg.

Maybe you can join me some day.

Maybe you go buy water for everybody, Greg.

Maybe you shouldn't have a premiere at all.

Maybe you think I don't do great scene.

Maybe, maybe just use this.

Maybe.

Me?

More spray. More spray.

Move down here yourself

Move it to next week.

Movie over.

Movies are emotion.

Must ask you again, don't talk about me.

My agent won't return my calls and...

My agents are saying it's kinda like

My God, this guy monster.

My God, you're behind the schedule.

My God.

My house.

My name is Amber.

My son that you find so intriguing?

My whole life.

Nah.

Nasty stuff.

Nervous? Why you say that? I'm not nervous.

Never give up on our dreams, right?

Never touch bell wire in a thunderstorm.

Never.

New Orleans, you heard... you know...

Next week we're shooting a scene where the boys get lost,

Next.

Nice car.

No big deal. Baby Face cool guy.

No blitzing! Hit it! Hit it!

No one believe in you, and mom think you're loser.

No way. This is your idea.

No, don't worry. I made boxes of them.

No, Greg. We are going to do it.

No, Greg's gonna move in with me.

No, he not dead.

No, hey. Tommy, look at me.

No, I have to eat.

No, no, no. I want it. I... I want the role.

No, no. I insist.

No, not that part. That we be famous.

No, that is, uh, that's from New Orleans.

No, this, pimples on the... Makeup!

No, Tommy. No way. I'll just take the couch.

No, very necessary.

No, yeah, sounds good.

No, you're mine.

No! Do you want to change the line?

No.

No.

No. From Pilates.

No. Fuck that, all right? He kept fighting,

No. He great director!

No. He's the ogre that guards the island.

No. His name Chris R. You call him Chris R.

No. I wish. Hey, guys, if he doesn't get here soon,

No. I'm not... I'm not thirsty either.

No. I'm ready now!

No. Just play saxophone.

No. No. It's not luck, Greg.

No. There's never a slow season.

No. They're... They're just laughing.

No. You didn't RSVP.

No... Greg, that not part of scene.

Nobody believe in you, Greg.

Nobody give me chance.

Nobody in Hollywood will give you water either, okay?

Nobody like me, Greg.

Nobody read it yet.

Nobody respect my vision.

Nobody trust me. Not even you, Greg!

Nobody wants to help me.

Nobody wants to help me.

Nobody wants to help me.

Not bad.

Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set.

Not in a million years.

Not up to me, Greg. It up to you.

Now do it. Project.

Now you say yes.

Now you're riding horse.

Now? No, Tommy, it's not that close.

O... Okay.

O... Okay. Yeah.

Of course, yeah. He's, like,

Of course.

Of tonight's extravaganza.

Ogre. I am hero.

Oh hi Mark.

Oh, God. Okay. Uh...

Oh, great, yeah. Let's cover that again.

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, I know him.

Oh, hi, Betty.

Oh, hi, Denny.

Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.

Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.

Oh, hi, Mark.

Oh, hi, Mark.

Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Mark. Hi, Mark.

Oh, I don't even want to get into that.

Oh, I'm sorry, Greg. I can't help you.

Oh, man. That's real. That acting like real life.

Oh, my foot.

Oh, my God! Carolyn just fainted!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Greg.

Oh, my God. You should've seen your face.

Oh, no, just, you know, none of my friends have a car this nice.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. But now it's like brain freeze.

Oh, no. I think he's nailing it.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Oh, no. That's, that's not what I mean. Um...

Oh, no. Um...

Oh, oh. Hey, hey. Car, car. Sidewalk. Sidewalk.

Oh, okay.

Oh, really? I'm dead man, I'm dead man?

Oh, really? Well, maybe we check the record, okay?

Oh, shit!

Oh, that's Todd, that's friend of Todd.

Oh, we got a bottle now. Look out.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, it's bad.

Oh, yeah, no shit. Malcolm in the Middle.

Oh, yeah? How's, how's that?

Oh, yeah. This one's on me.

Oh, you wanna, you wanna do a scene here?

Oh, you want me to read it right now?

Oh.

Oh. It always been dream.

Oh. You, you're home alone long time?

Oh...

Okay I stop you. I stop everybody right there, okay?

Okay, but it's really hot out, so it's melting.

Okay, cool.

Okay, cut. Greg, come here. I need to talk to you, okay?

Okay, fair enough. Maybe just get one

Okay, great. Check gate.

Okay, I do the Tennessee Williams.

Okay, I should really, um... Okay.

Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, I'm set.

Okay, let's begin.

Okay, let's see what you've got set up over here.

Okay, okay!

Okay, okay. Well, Johnny should be here any minute.

Okay, so you just tell 'agent about me.

Okay, sorry.

Okay, that's great. Now, we're at top of mountain.

Okay, Tommy, what is it about

Okay, too much wind machine. Blow me away, my God.

Okay, um... Yeah, so, um, anyways, that movie,

Okay, we still rolling?

Okay, we throw a ball over here.

Okay, well, then it must be a big secret,

Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class?

Okay, you need to be real for us.

Okay, you ready?

Okay!

Okay! Today, our top of mountain day.

Okay? It's one in a million,

Okay? Maybe girlfriend bring you water or something.

Okay? You don't walk up to people's table and do this.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Be cool.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Can I at least take a photo for continuity?

Okay. Cut. I need more passion. And this, this still disgusting.

Okay. Enough pet talk. We make movie. The Room.

Okay. Everyone, gather around.

Okay. Get in.

Okay. Got it here.

Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Okay. Here we go, people.

Okay. I guess we'll buy.

Okay. I have an idea. Follow my lead.

Okay. I have one announcement. This is bathroom.

Okay. I say no problem.

Okay. I'll let you know how it is, Baby Face.

Okay. Is everything all right?

Okay. Is, uh, 20s okay?

Okay. Now I do kill part.

Okay. Now you're playing saxophone.

Okay. Oh, wow.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Line?

Okay. Okay. Todd, can you roll it?

Okay. Okay. We go again. We go again.

Okay. So modest, this guy. Come on, you're on your way.

Okay. So...

Okay. Someone knock on door while you're riding horse.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. The Room!

Okay. The Room.

Okay. Then you drive.

Okay. Um... All right, listen.

Okay. Um... um...

Okay. We go over lines. Don't worry, don't worry.

Okay. We make American movie with American discount.

Okay. Well, I don't have time for this.

Okay. Yes. It's our movie. It doesn't change that.

On Friday, they premiere our movie.

On stage in front of people,

On this movie, he terrified the actors.

One favor. I'm just asking for a tiny favor, as a friend.

One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad

One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad,

One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad,

One second. Ah, could you get Iris in here for a second?

One thousand.

Open the doors. That's lunch. I'm cooling it out in here.

Or no one's ever gonna care.

Or you do the movie.

Other people's work. All right?

Our movie, Greg.

Our movie, Greg.

Our rental packages start at about...

Pay my respects.

People are very strange these day.

People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar

Peter, come on.

Please welcome the writer, director, producer, and star

Poquito Más. In the Valley.

Pray touch the bell pull there.

Pretend I'm boyfriend.

Producing, directing...

Pull on your trousers.

Pull on your trousers.

Raphael, he's one of our most experienced DPs.

Raphael, Sandy, Juliette. Everyone's there...

Ready, and action.

Ready, and action.

Ready, and, uh, action.

Really. It where everything happening.

Remember, Greg? We played football.

Remember?

Remember?

Remember? You want to be actor, but...

Right here, right now. We make pact.

Right here. Right here.

Right? Right? See what I'm saying?

Right. You're getting married next month, come on.

Road trip.

Rob. Y You're like a robot.

Rolling.

Rule to my class are simple. Work hard. Show up on time.

Same thing, okay? You look great.

Same year as me? There is no fucking way

San Francisco, here we come.

San Francisco. We take stroll down memory lane.

Scene 112. Take 13. Mark it. Action.

Scene partner.

Screw the whole world!

Script is script. Script stays same.

See? Acting doesn't have to be big movies.

See? Almost to Los Angeles.

Send your resume to United Talent Agency, to David Krammer...

Sh... Shall we go?

She betray him.

She betray him.

She crazy.

She ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

She ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

She ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

She had to go?

She moved to Austin. Didn't work out.

She okay? Can we get the medic?

She okay.

She wouldn't come to me!

She's Lisa.

She's not dead. No. I can feel her heartbeat.

She's not taking a fucking nap,

Show up on time.

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that.

Sir, I'm gonna need you to leave, right now.

Slow season or whatever. But...

So are we the first agency you've met with?

So are you gonna let me do it or not?

So can you, man.

So don't do it for me.

So he's doing, he's doing great. He'll get there.

So how Amber?

So I have first class this evening.

So I was just... I was hoping that we can maybe

So it never comes back?

So listen. I know, I know this is last minute, but, um..

So read it.

So stood, stood he in, in the Greek statue, uh, of old,

So there this guy Johnny. A true American hero.

So there's this guy Johnny,

So today, you be first one.

So what? We have deal or what?

So you've been spying on your entire production?

So, does that mean there's a Lisa?

So, I just want to introduce you to some people.

So, the story he's telling you,

So, uh... what's the deal?

So, you must tell me everything.

So. Why you bring me here?

Somebody who broke his heart?

Someone in his life was a Denny,

Someone was a Mark.

Sorry I late. Traffic crazy.

Sound like they're laughing.

Sounds great. Sounds ideal, really.

Speed.

Stabbed him in the back and ruined his life?

Stand up.

Stanley Kubrick. He nice to actor?

Stay with me. I ain't losing you tonight.

Stella!

Stella!

Stella!

Stella!

Stella!

Stella!

Stella! Stella!

Stella.

Stella. Stella.

Stepping stone for my career, I think.

Stop it!

Stop, no, stop.

Stop!

Stop.

Sure

Take 17. Action.

Take it again.

Take three's up.

Talking all the time.

Tearing. You're tearing me apart.

Tell me where my fucking money is, Denny.

Thank you. You're welcome very much.

Thanks a lot. Bye.

Thanks.

That fucking vampire looking motherfucker.

That great idea.

That great idea.

That how it is. So now you know. Next time you make laughter,

That is shocking. There's actually money in there?

That is the question.

That joke?

That money's gonna last you two weeks.

That thing you did with Tommy, right?

That was like Shakespeare.

That we always believe in each other,

That we always push each other,

That why you came here, Tommy? You wanted to talk about Amber?

That... That's exciting.

That'll be us one day, Greg.

That's a lot of movies.

That's easy part.

That's great.

That's it, I'm done. Good idea, Denny.

That's not how it works in this business, okay?

That's not true. Dude, we can't work like this.

That's right!

That's right. That's why we doing Hollywood movie, right?

That's something I don't even want to probe.

That's the idea?

That's the universe.

That's what he does.

That's why I need it.

That's why it's the best planet.

The accent threw me off.

The acting business.

The actors, they cry every day.

The best thing I can say about this is nobody will ever see it.

The big beard shaving scene is tomorrow?

The fuck is happening?

The greatest acting teacher of all time.

The kind of sheer ambition of it is...

The making of The Room.

The music.

The numbers probably prove

The rain pouring, wind going.

The reason we brought you here

The right time.

The rules to the class are simple.

The sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here?

The slanting rain beating through.

The word director come from dictator. Rest my case.

The world would be a better place to live.

Then I'll get a job or...

Then one day I get into accident.

Then we do it on our own.

Then what are you gonna do?

There not enough people.

There only you and there only me.

There you go. Keep the change.

There you go. Now you're acting, Greg.

There's no story.

These are the guys I was telling you about.

These other guys, these other people,

They don't care like you care, you know?

They don't understand me. They...

They fucking love it, man.

They hate it.

They just fucking clamp shut like a fucking...

They lining up for their big shot.

They're lit differently. It's just not done.

Things be going crazy.

This account?

This acting thing?

This American movie. She need to look sexy. Beautiful

This dress is so pretty.

This guy doesn't know anything.

This guy with this fucking accent is from the bayou.

This is a cool fucking building, man.

This is a pretty good turnout, I gotta say.

This is great, I swear.

This is great, this is real acting.

This is it.

This is like...

This is my boyfriend, Greg.

This is not necessary.

This is one tiny thing, that's it.

This is Safoya. She does costumes.

This is Sandy Schklair. He's a script supervisor on...

This is where shit fucking...

This is your moment. Go to edge of your moment.

This Marcus. He does video. Behind scenes, okay?

This Marcus. I hire him to documentary

This movie win every award. Is Mr. Hitchcock bad man?

This my masterpiece.

This my movie.

This play work if chemistry between character make sense.

This real movie set here. Real movie set.

This set of the alleyway

This set of the alleyway

This story line.

This town Greg, they don't want me.

This town, Greg... They don't want me.

This was your dream too, Greg.

This will all be yours, Greg.

Three movies, then all of a sudden he's dead.

Three, two, one, bang.

To be played by me.

To be, or not to be.

To make a movie like this,

To never lose sight of our dream.

Today we take first steps on a great journey.

Together.

Tommy is...

Tommy this is not necessary.

Tommy wanted to break barriers in filmmaking.

Tommy wanted to break...

Tommy Wiseau. Hi.

Tommy, are you... You're being serious right now?

Tommy, come on, let's do this.

Tommy, come on. We're gonna do this, yeah?

Tommy, get some fucking water. Come on.

Tommy, I just, I don't...

Tommy, I'll, I'll see you on Monday.

Tommy, it's hot enough as is.

Tommy, please!

Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man.

Tommy, we're leaving.

Tommy, what the fuck are we doing?

Tommy, you okay?

Tommy!

Tommy! If you're not going to pay for air conditioning

Tommy! Stop it. What the fuck?

Tommy?

Tommy?

Tommy.

Tommy.

Tommy.

Tommy. Hey.

Touchdown!

Try not fall asleep, everybody.

Try not to fall asleep.

Try to lose the accent?

Turn off the lights.

Turn off these lights!

Two's great, but three's a crowd.

Uh, e excuse me.

Uh, let us discuss...

Uh, no, no. What do you mean?

Uh, this is Amber. Who I was telling you about.

Uh, Tommy, where, uh, where're you from?

Uh, Tommy. So, um...

Uh, uh, the, the movie. The movie Home Alone.

Uh, um...

Uh, well, thanks, man.

Uh, which is why I can't shave tomorrow.

Uh, yeah, m... more than anything.

Uh, yes, please. Thank you.

Uh, yes. Yeah.

Uh, your own planet?

Uh, Zechariah. Zechariah.

Uh. Whoa.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Are, are you frantic? Are you frantic?

Uh... Good day.

Uh... It's over for those guys.

Uh... Know you not that, uh, yon...

Uh... Let's uh, let's roll with tail slate.

Uh... so, wh... H... How did you get into acting?

Uh... Thank you for that.

Um, but you, man, you're, like, fucking fearless, and I just...

Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe

Um, I'm... I'm Greg.

Um... I think... that about does her.

Um... Maybe we can get rid of one of the belts.

Ver... Very necessary. Very...

Very first premiere. You excited?

Very important. It's metaphor.

Wait a sec. Who do you think you are?

Wait till you see new script pages, Greg. You love it.

Wait, Tommy, you have an apartment

Wait, wait. I stop you right there.

Wait, wait. You have a place in LA?

Wait, you... You have the money to make this?

Wait. Tommy, Tommy.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Cut, cut. What is this?

Wanna shoot 35 or HD?

Wanna take a break?

Wanted to do a scene together?

Watch out here we come!

Watch out, here we come.

We are a business, we sell stuff, let's sell it to him.

We are able to sell you all the equipment you need.

We are doing this.

We are going to do it.

We both have this dream.

We call best friend Mark.

We can go there together.

We can walk off. We can walk off...

We can't do this anymore.

We do it together.

We do this together and now you betray me.

We followed our dream.

We give you love and affection, don't we?

We go. Okay? Rolling?

We go. Okay. Still rolling. Here we go.

We gotta get going, okay? We're already four hours behind.

We have a vast assortment of lenses.

We just wanna make it right, you know?

We made pact.

We need other camera right now. Right here next to this one.

We should move to Los Angeles.

We will own you, LA!

We with you, brother, always!

We'll be saved.

We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless God oh comes.

We'll show them. You'll see.

We're actors, Greg. You and me. People like us.

We're gonna be great.

We're gonna be here all night. Just call it.

We're gonna need five more minutes for lighting.

We're having dinner.

We're ready now. Too late. Already dressed.

We're still rolling.

We've got cameras, both digital and film.

Welcome to Iris Burton Agency.

Welcome to my planet, Greg.

Well what you think?

Well why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway?

Well, I never had friend to do it with before.

Well, I think you're gonna find everything

Well, it's... It's kind of a big show. It's...

Well, let's go. Let's do it. No one be nervous. Come on.

Well, sometimes people do crazy things. Right?

Well, that's pretty obvious to me.

Well, we'll shoot both on this film.

Well, yeah, it's a huge role. Are you... Are you sure you...

Well, you, you know. We've been going out

Well.

Well...

Wh... What the fuck are you talking about?

Wh... Why? What?

Wh... Wow.

Wha... What do you mean?

What a story, Mark.

What about it?

What about me? Am I still fired?

What about movie?

What about this Tommy person?

What am I doing in an office making

What are we doing?

What are you doing this for?

What are you gonna do for money?

What are you, nuts?

What are... What she talking about?

What do I say?

What do you always say to me, all right?

What do you do if it turns out really bad?

What do you mean, "It's coming?"

What do you mean?

What do you say?

What do you think, my character dress like this?

What genius is behind this?

What happened?

What I drive. What I say. What I do.

What I say, we do this together.

What is he doing?

What is it, Greg? You can see I'm very busy right now.

What is line?

What is this accent? It sound familiar.

What is this makeup? You look like you're swimming in lake.

What kind of money?

What line? What is line?

What the f... Where are you looking?

What the fuck am I doing?

What the fuck do you think?

What these friends Greg have.

What we do, it's a little unconventional, and so...

What you do in this Little Malcolm?

What you got?

What you think I speak to, ghost?

What, I'm just standing here alone. Don't mean I'm lonely.

What, uh, exactly, were you doing there?

What, we gotta build anticipation.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Have you ever heard about someone

What? I can't give special treatment to everybody.

What? No. No way. Make my butt look good.

What? No. Tommy, drop it.

What? Tommy, shut up.

What? You did it for me? Come on, man.

What... Living together and the movie

What... Okay.

What... You're leaving now?

What's going on with you?

What's going on, man?

What's the matter?

What's this ogre?

What's your name? Tommy, right?

Whatever I need to do, right? Yeah.

Whatever, you do great scene yesterday.

When all I want is out there?

When alteration find.

When I get up on stage in front of people,

When they told James Dean he wasn't good enough,

When you not so busy.

When, uh... When was this taken?

When, um, when I, when I get up

Where have I been? You know,

Where have you been, man?

Where is my fucking money?

Where Marcus? Marcus!

Where you been? I been looking all over.

Where you don't laugh at the story. Okay?

Where you from? It's a simple question.

Where?

Where? What?

Where's my fucking money, Denny?

Where's my fucking money, Denny?

Where's my fucking money, Denny?

Where's my money?

Where's Sandy and Raphael?

Where's the fire?

Whether nobler in mind to suffer sling and arrow...

Which way? Tell me how do it.

Which, uh, took a million takes.

Who do you think you are? You're acting like a kid.

Who doesn't recognize that guy?

Who gives this guy money?

Who is it?

Who is this man? Who is this auteur?

Who's to say? Come on, forget about them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's Bryan fucking Cranston.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. What are you... What are we doing here?

Why am I trying to become what I don't wanna be?

Why are you so hysterical?

Why are you so hysterical?

Why don't we go now?

Why don't we go one more time, and uh,

Why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway?

Why don't you say that to me before, Greg?

Why is he getting back up?

Why is he having sex with her bellybutton?

Why is he having sex with her bellybutton?

Why is he laughing?

Why is this happening to me? Why?

Why on Earth would you choose... to do that, here?

Why would they do this to him?

Why you cut, Sandy?

Why you do this, this TV?

Why you help me?

Why you so lonely? Tell me.

Why you standing against the wall?

Why, Lisa, why, Lisa? Please talk to me. Please.

Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please!

Why, Lisa? Why, why?

Why, why do you do it?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? Why is this happening to me?

Why? You poor?

Why? You sick?

Willing to give it to you at a reduced rate,

Wish we could just make our own movie.

Wish we could just make our own movie.

With, like, doors and everything right, right there.

Without my friend.

Work hard.

Working with him on a movie right now.

Would rent the equipment

Wow, Greg! Give me five!

Wow, you got agent, Greg. It's celebration.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Everybody got lucky today.

Wow. Happy birthday.

Wow. How...

Wow. Look at that. Don't be smart guy.

Wow. Look at you.

Wow. So many people.

Wow. This is a day I never thought would come.

Wow. You like monster, right?

Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other.

Yeah man. I know what you mean.

Yeah you're hard... It's not just that.

Yeah, but he was an asshole

Yeah, but, you know, I'd love to do TV at some point.

Yeah, could we just have a little

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, do... do what you gotta do.

Yeah, everything great on my end.

Yeah, he's emotion.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, I fucking wish.

Yeah, I mean...

Yeah, I see you smiling, Baby Face. It's gonna be great.

Yeah, I'm aware of The Birds.

Yeah, I've... I just wanted to be in the movies.

Yeah, it's packed.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, no, I just mean it's expensive.

Yeah, no, I was, I was just waiting for you.

Yeah, no, it seems that way.

Yeah, no, yeah. Show my comedic side.

Yeah, no. You're gonna take off after this.

Yeah, or you could just give me a call.

Yeah, that one. You know, Louisiana.

Yeah, The Room! Let's make a movie!

Yeah, this for us.

Yeah, this real Hollywood premiere, Greg.

Yeah, Tommy. Sure.

Yeah, well, you know, everybody needs a break.

Yeah, yeah, he's, uh... That's a good word for it.

Yeah, yeah, no. That was... my bad. I didn't mean to...

Yeah, yeah. Rebel Without A Cause,

Yeah, you got me.

Yeah, you gotta throw it all in...

Yeah, you know. Sitcoms, drama, cop shows,

Yeah, you name it, I would doit.

Yeah, you put camera there, okay?

Yeah! That's my boy!

Yeah?

Yeah? Good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. And now he Tommy acting teacher.

Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please?

Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please?

Yeah. Do some movement and stuff.

Yeah. Good day, everybody. See you tomorrow.

Yeah. He's, he's stressed.

Yeah. Hey, if I can have a career in this business,

Yeah. I guess we do.

Yeah. I have apartment I rarely use.

Yeah. I know what a sonnet is.

Yeah. I see you in there.

Yeah. I thought, I thought this was a serious scene, Tommy.

Yeah. I... I had it several years now.

Yeah. I'm not coming.

Yeah. Just give us a minute, you know? It's just...

Yeah. Just one that's you, but... You know?

Yeah. My mom took me down there.

Yeah. My name Tommy with capital go away.

Yeah. Sure you were.

Yeah. Thanks for rushing over.

Yeah. These are great. Are you funny?

Yeah. They're laughing.

Yeah. Uh... How, how old is my character supposed to be?

Yeah. We want to be in business with you, Tommy.

Yeah. Yeah, um... So, so you know how

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Once. Uh... When I was little.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. You all laugh. Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah. You know what, I'm...

Yeah...

Yeah... Dude, just one... Um...

Yep.

Yep. It's here.

Yes, Greg.

Yes, sir.

Yes, yeah, actually I'm, I'm doing this movie.

Yes. Let's do this!

Yon iron bar is a swift conductor?

You already have agent, right?

You and me, we both have this dream.

You are a fucking villain.

You are a perfect villain.

You are a villain!

You are lying. I never hit you.

You are lying. I never hit you.

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

You at least have to pay for water.

You barely know this guy, you're moving in with him?

You better lick fast.

You big Hollywood producer, right? I see you on TV.

You can call my agency, United Talent,

You can go in there.

You can never wear that dress again.

You can't ask people that question.

You can't go anywhere with that dude.

You can't just pack up and move to Los Angeles.

You can't treat them like this. It's not right.

You deal with the light, I deal with the actor, okay?

You did a great job yesterday.

You do this TV show Little Malcolm

You do wanna learn more about him.

You don't have to pay for this performance.

You don't just show up in LA and things happen.

You don't wanna be good.

You don't want to share bed with me?

You embarrass that girl in front of the entire crew,

You ever been to Los Angeles?

You finally get to see yourself on big screen.

You finished.

You fucking idiot. She passed out.

You good, Tommy?

You got it?

You gotta really just expose yourself

You guys hear that?

You guys wanna play some football?

You have a husband and grandkids.

You have a malevolent, uh, presence.

You have nice legs, Lisa.

You have nice pecs.

You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?

You have the gift, you have the looks.

You have to be talented.

You have to be the best and never give up.

You have to be the best you can be.

You have to choose.

You have to know people. You have to be very lucky.

You have to say it loud. I can't hear you in here.

You have to work really hard.

You heard of Konstantin Stanislavski?

You know how special that is?

You know I don't like comedy.

You know there's, like, a real bathroom

You know what, that could work.

You know what, that what villain do.

You know what, that's it. I'm pulling the plug.

You know what, you're hired.

You know, for your information,

You know, Greg, I've been thinking.

You know, he died just a little bit south of here.

You know, he make grand entrance at beginning of third act.

You know, I have vision for this movie.

You know, I'm happy for you.

You know, it would be great exposure.

You know, like, romantic, or a scientist, or...

You know, maybe I become big star.

You know, not normally how we do business.

You know, there's other people eating, and I just don't...

You know, you could be like Dean.

You know? He, he did his first scene,

You know? No Mickey Mouse stuff.

You know. You're not good enough.

You live 50 miles from here,

You look so sexy Lisa.

You love someone, what is love?

You made that.

You need help. I... I see it.

You need here at Birns and Sawyer.

You need to have spirit. Hope.

You need to, to loosen up and relax.

You owe me your life.

You play basketball here.

You ready?

You remember Bill? You know Bill. Come on.

You seeing anybody else?

You should come over and say hello, or, or whatever.

You should marry Johnny.

You stalking me now?

You think you have long hair, you own the world?

You understand why? Do you?

You wanna get real for the cameras, let's get real.

You wanna, like, talk about the vision of the movie, though?

You wanna, you wanna do it?

You want a drink or something?

You want a Red Bull?

You want me to pull off my trousers?

You want to be star.

You want to do scene with me?

You will know our name!

You, come on, we do scene.

You, you say one thing, he says another and everybody...

You, you want me to play Mark in this?

You... You did this!

You're a dead man.

You're acting like a kid. Just grow up.

You're doing great, man. We'll get there.

You're everything. I could not go on without you, Lisa.

You're going. That's...

You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you?

You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you?

You're in your 20s, all right?

You're lead actor, I'm director.

You're licking ice cream cone.

You're like a, like a wounded puppy.

You're movie actor now.

You're my age?

You're my favorite customer.

You're not dying, Mom.

You're not dying, Mom.

You're not that hard to find.

You're on a schedule?

You're part of my life.

You're part of my life. You're everything.

You're really gonna make this thing?

You're really gonna make this thing?

You're scaring me.

You're so scared. And so insecure.

You're taking me apart.

You're tearing me apart!

You're way more attractive than that guy.

You've been coming to class for, like, two months now.

Your friend is unique.

Your little friend Tommy. This is gonna be good.

300 mile, who care? We just do it.

...take it off your IMDB? ...suck but...

Ah, Director of Photography Oh, right, DP.

Ah, no. I doubt it. Well, you know, it's a journey.

All right! Roommates. Roommates.

All right. All right, let's see.

All right. Great drama.

All right. Touchdown!

Are you cowboy? No.

Aww, thank you so much! Okay!

Baby Face? It's a long drive.

Baby Face. Okay, all right, Mom.

Be aggressive. Yeah.

Be nice to her! Be nice to her! Juliette, let's go.

Be professional, do your job. You do your job!

Brian! What are you... Wait!

But after that? And not after.

But he doesn't listen. He show them all.

But now you have to go. Well, maybe I could... Maybe...

But then I survive. Wow.

Bye, lovebirds. Bye, Denny.

Can you believe it? I can't, no.

Can you not right now? I need more lights over here.

Carolyn? Carolyn. What she doing, taking nap?

Chalmette. I love New Orleans.

Come here. Come on. What?

Come on, come on. All right. Uh...

Come on. Hello! Hi!

Come on. No.

Come on. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on. This bar suck. Uh...

Cut! He's not gonna listen to you.

Cut. And cut.

Cut. No. Don't cut. Don't cut.

Digital camera. Yeah. Sorry about that. Get the kit.

Do the opp... Yeah, yeah.

Do you work with this guy? Yeah. He's a filmmaker.

Don't be weird. Just do it. Yeah, I'm... I'm...

Don't betray me, Greg. I'm not betraying you.

Don't break character! Is Johnny there?

Don't worry about it, man. Don't touch me, mother fucker.

Don't worry, I'm Greg age. You're 19?

Don't worry. You take bedroom. No. No, Tommy, no.

Everyone set? Yeah.

Exactly! Exactly!

Favor, favor. Yes.

First time we met. Yeah, yeah, I remember.

From New Orleans. Uh, no, like uh, originally.

Fuck you. You good? Any questions?

Fuck, fuck! Okay, we go.

Fuck, man. I know I'm hard on her.

Fuck! Hey, hey, hey.

Give me pinky. What?

Go, go, go. Keep going. Tommy, what...

Go. All right. Set speed.

Go. Go deep!

Go. Go deep!

Go. I said no!

God. Look... Greg.

Goddamn it! No. God, please, no!

Good day, Mark. I misseth you. That was great!

Good. Yeah.

Good. Yeah.

Great American game. Yeah.

Great scene yesterday. Thanks.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah, man.

He bought me many things. We're not just buying things.

He locked them in rooms. Tommy...

He's back? Over there!

He's my roommate. 'Cause he's fucking...

Here you go. That's me.

Here's our facility owner. Hey, Bill.

Hey, Greg, how are you? Good, yeah.

Hey, hey. Tommy, please get

Hey, no. Tommy, we're happy for you. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Hey, Sandy, Raphael. Yep?

Hey, Tommy, Tommy, hey! Let's go! Let's go.

Hey, you're here. Hey, everybody. Here camera.

Hey! Who's this?

Hi Mark. Oh, just, um...

Hi, everybody. Oh!

Hi, Mark. Hey, Tommy.

Hi! Amber! How are you?

Hi! Why is he driving a Mercedes?

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi. Can I help you?

How long is the shoot? As long as it takes.

How many, Sandy? Forty seven shows.

How much is it? That'll be $18.

I almost threw up. And it was... You think I'm nervous?

I can do it. It's fine. All right, roll it.

I could try it again. No. Don't try it again.

I don't know. I didn't... You see, Greg...

I feel great. Why, why? Why you need day off?

I have a theory. Oh?

I have no idea. Weird time to laugh.

I have vision. Tommy's a pioneer, man.

I owe him some money. What kind of money?

I really wanna be in a... No. I stop you.

I should've asked that first. Yes, yes, no.

I sold you the equipment. Yeah.

I thought that's... I want my own planet.

I wanna go! I guess we are going.

I... Unbelievable.

I... I have to, uh, thank... Okay, thank God.

I'll be fine. Hey, can I ask you something?

I'm fucking director. Exactly.

I'm in this too. Oh, cool, man.

I'm just your friend. When were you born?

I'm Lisa. Oh, that like cowboy.

I'm right, aren't I? What?

I'm sorry to hear this. Yeah...

I'm sorry. I accept your apology.

I'm sure she's... Where wardrobe girl?

I'm your age, Greg. You're my age?

I've never... Oh, my God.

Impossible. I'm sorry. Tommy.

Intensity, emotion. Thanks, Tommy. Thank you. Yes.

Is it a period piece? No.

It went through? Yeah.

It's 100 degrees in... Makeup!

It's complicated. Greg, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's gonna look really wet. No. It's gonna look good.

it's me, quite frankly. What?

It's not a big deal... No, I can't, Greg!

It's perfect, man. Yeah.

Johnny? Ask Peter.

Jupiter Tonans. Okay, that's good.

Just grow up. Hey, who you calling "kid"?

Just like that? Yeah.

Let's go. Juliette. Hey, hey...

Like... It's not gonna be bad.

Little boy, you okay? You okay, man?

Long time. Yeah?

Looking all my stuff. Yeah.

Love this song! Oh, yeah, you...

Lunch! Yeah.

Mark, come on, let's do it. I'm up for it.

Me and you, man. You got this. Show emotion.

Moment to moment. Not plastic. I knew you'd like it, man.

Mountain top right now. Are...

Movie? Nice! Yeah.

My fault? You're late every goddamn day.

Need agent. Yeah.

Nev... I get it.

Nice to meet you, thank you. Hi, young lady.

No, I'm gonna meet Tommy. No, no, no, no, no. Mom.

No, I'm like the goofiest dancer. You have to do it!

No, not at all. Then what, Greg?

No, please. Don't worry. I'm great dancer.

No. Come on!

No. No.

No. No.

No. I don't think so. Please.

Nor ring a bell of any sort. Wow!

Not at all, not at all. I just Who says I'm nervous?

Not to class. Not to anybody. Yeah, no. Of course.

Now your chance. Fuck you, Tommy.

O Okay. Good day, sir.

Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy. I don't like this.

Oh, girlfriend. Uh... I don't know. Uh...

Oh, hi. How you doing, man?

Oh, it's movie. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. Not me. Not me Come on. Come on, Greg.

Oh, okay. You have to lick it.

Oh, show emotion. Yes.

Oh, sorry man... Why don't you sit down, relax.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Hi, Mark.

Oh, wow. So many. Forty seven.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, Greg? Yeah, okay.

Okay, I show you, okay. All right.

Okay, okay. Cut, cut, cut.

Okay, okay. We go. Tommy, Tommy,

Okay, that's good. Keep going. All right. Uh... S... Uh...

Okay, we're set. Okay, we'll pick it up.

Okay, well, whose fault that? Yours.

Okay! There we go!

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Yeah.

Okay. All right. Now we do scene.

Okay. I just do ice cream.

Okay. That was easy.

Okay. We don't rent. We buy.

Okay. You a movie fan?

Okay. Good. What are... Mom!

Okay. I do it. Okay. All right.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, well... Okay. Can we just

Okay... ♪ Finally ♪

Okay... I don't want to bullshit.

One hundred percent. And then immediately lose it?

Perfect. Okay. That's a deal, all right?

Please, you don't... Why? Why? I'm gonna meet your little,

Ready to roll. Set. Ready. And action. Let's do it!

Ready? Set. Okay.

Ready. Speed.

Really? Yeah.

Right. Bill, I didn't know it was you.

Road trip! Road trip!

Rolling. Okay.

Say "Action" so I can hear. Okay.

Security. Security, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

See you at the car? Okay.

See you next week. Thanks, thanks again.

She... She's a bit of a cowboy? No. You do it like cowboy.

So good to see you. You too.

So what? What parish?

So, why not? Um...

Sorry. A little bit nosy guy.

Sorry. And Greg.

Stella! Okay! Now we're getting...

Talk soon. Bye!

Thank you, man, seriously. You're welcome.

Thank you. So, uh...

That guy? Yeah.

That was fucking weird. Yep.

That was fun tonight, right? Good job.

That's incredible, man. Yeah.

That's not true... At least we have a closed set.

That's so crazy. Yeah.

That's... That's it. Oh, all right.

That's... What are you... See, you don't even trust me.

The Big Easy. Oh, New Orleans.

The breast cancer. Breast cancer? No. It's twist.

The character is Lisa. Okay. Is she...

the one you yourself wrote. Yeah?

The Room. The Room.

The Titanic? Yeah, that one.

Then you're fired! What?

There's rain and wind going. Yeah.

This is like, it's crazy. All right.

This is weird. Who buys equipment?

Tommy is... Settling.

Tommy, are you serious? Yeah I'm serious.

Tommy, not at all. Where wardrobe girl?

Tommy, what are we doing here? We do new scene.

Tommy? Yeah.

Tommy. Yeah, question?

Too much at once. Yeah. Get it all.

Touchdown! Touchdown!

Tragedy. It is.

Two title cards. Great. I have two logos.

Uh, yeah. Oh, well. These are great.

Uh... I don't want career. You don't want a career?

Um... How's it going?

Um... Um, you're not dying, Mom.

Water bottle? Hey, listen, listen.

We are doing this. Tomorrow,

We can't. We don't have time, Mom.

We got that? Okay. Moving on now.

Well, I've been watching you. Watching me?

Well, The Tempest? Yeah.

What a story, Mark. Cut!

What a story, Mark. Cut.

What about you, though? I've been good.

What are we, ten years old? We pinky swear.

What are you doing? Okay, okay.

What do you think? We shoot here?

What does that even mean? Don't take it personally.

What is it? Just a little something.

What is this? This disgusting? It's my body.

What year, Tommy? Same year as you.

What? Okay, um...

What? Take 67. Action.

What... Why? What? Clean shaven Mark.

What's with the dyed hair? Frosted tips.

Where is my fucking money? I don't have any!

Whoa! Wow.

Why? We have Todd now.

With Macaulay Culkin. Okay.

Woo! James Dean! Oh, we miss you, James!

Would you, can you... That would, that would...

Wow, what a question, my God. That's a personal question,

Wow. ♪ Hit it ♪

Wow. I almost die.

Wow. Thank you.

Wow. Very bad for Tommy.

Wow. Yeah.

Yeah I guess we do. (laughs)

Yeah, fuck this place. There's no AC in here.

Yeah, I don't think so, man. Let's do it.

Yeah, I know the schedule. Right.

Yeah, I see myself. This is... No offense.

Yeah, maybe. No, Greg, listen.

Yeah, no, I... Good buddy. Sign him up.

Yeah, no, I... I won't. Okay.

Yeah, that's right. That's fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah, trust me. It does. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We do this together.

Yeah? What is this movie about?

Yeah? Better? Yeah. So intense!

Yeah. And it's "Godot."

Yeah. Hey, Greg!

Yeah. Let's do scene.

Yeah. No. No. This is absurd.

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You look great.

Yeah. All right. See ya. All right. Bye!

Yeah. What you doing? If you be he or his viceroy,

Yeah. Why are you laughing? Okay.

Yeah... How,

Yes, sir. Thank you so much.

Yes. I know I can do it.

You are? Yeah.

You buy me many things. No, no, no.

You do? Yeah.

You don't clean it. Fuck that, okay.

You don't like Shakespeare? Sir, I need you to leave.

You from New Orleans? Yeah. So what?

You gotta be aggressive. I know. I know.

You have my money, right? You wanna play some HORSE?

You know where Chalmette? Yeah.

You love it? It's nice to play?

You think I'm villain? What?

You think so? Totally. Yeah.

You wanna go with me? Go where?

You wanna just keep rehearsing? Sure, sure.

You want me to turn? Hmm.

You watch the show? No.

You, help him, you, too. Greg.

You're Caliban. Yeah, what he do? He hero?

You're lying. Greg! Come on, Let go.

You're on my planet! Okay? Wait, wait.

You're right. You're right. There not enough people.

...and we're gonna have everything you need.

'Cause all your friends little kid.

'Cause it has to be unbelievable.

'Cause we're friends.

'Cause you should get a character headshot.

'Cause, um... I'm directing an episode of Malcolm right now.

'Kay.

'Kay.

"Anything for my princess."

"This is the fucking greatest movie

"Tommy like Frankenstein." "He like...

"Two is nice, but three a crowd."

"Two is nice, but three a crowd."

"What if, what if they laugh at me or if I embarrass myself?"

"You're not good enough. You'll never make it."

(Howls.)

♪ and desert you ♪

♪ And it feels so good It's like walking on glass ♪

♪ Can you feel it, see it, hear it today ♪

♪ Come on, swing it Come on, swing it ♪

♪ Each time I hear you say ♪

♪ Feel you give me love again ♪

♪ I can too ♪

♪ I don't want to face The world in tears ♪

♪ I know you wanna say ♪

♪ I never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down ♪

♪ If you can't Then it doesn't matter anyway ♪

♪ It takes two to make ♪

♪ It takes two to make a It takes two to make a ♪

♪ It takes two to make It takes two to make ♪

♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

♪ It's such a good vibration ♪

♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪

♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My life Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye ♪

♪ Never gonna run around ♪

♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪

♪ Oh, I can ease you of your pain ♪

♪ Oh, sunshine in an empty place ♪

♪ One, two, three, get loose now ♪

♪ Rhythm of the night ♪

♪ Round and round we go ♪

♪ Sing that song to me No reason to repent ♪

♪ Take me too, turn to And babe I'll make you stay ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The night Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of my life ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ There'll be nothing left For me to yearn ♪

♪ Think of me and burn And let me hold your hand ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ Won't you teach me how To love and learn ♪

♪ Yo, it's about that time ♪

♪ You can put some joy up on my face ♪

♪ You feel it, baby ♪

♪ You want it all but you can't have it ♪

♪ You will never understand it 'Cause it happens too fast ♪