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Scary Movie 3 (2003) Scary Movie 3 is a hilarious and satirical comedy film released in 2003. It is the third installment

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Scary Movie 3 is a hilarious and satirical comedy film released in 2003. It is the third installment in the popular Scary Movie franchise. Directed by David Zucker, this movie parodies several well-known horror films and features a star-studded cast that brings the laughs.

The film follows the story of a young news reporter, Cindy Campbell, played by Anna Faris. Cindy finds herself in the middle of a bizarre and supernatural phenomenon that threatens the world. As she investigates strange crop circles and ghostly encounters, Cindy uncovers a conspiracy involving an alien invasion. Along the way, she crosses paths with a variety of eccentric characters who enhance the comedic aspect of the film.

The cast of Scary Movie 3 features many renowned actors and actresses. Anna Faris showcases her comedic talent as Cindy Campbell, delivering one-liners and physical humor with finesse. The legendary Leslie Nielsen portrays the US President, bringing his signature deadpan delivery to hilarious effect. Charlie Sheen portrays Tom, Cindy's love interest, adding his own peculiar charm to the mix.

Other notable cast members include Queen Latifah, playing the role of an Orpheus-like psychic, and Simon Rex, who portrays George, Cindy's next-door neighbor. Anthony Anderson, Kevin Hart, and Camryn Manheim also join the ensemble, providing their unique comedic talents to the movie.

The film is known for its clever and playful references to a multitude of classic horror movies, including The Ring, Signs, The Others, and 8 Mile. Scary Movie 3 expertly blends elements from these films, creating a hilarious and exhilarating experience for both comedy and horror lovers.

With the right music, a film's atmosphere is enhanced, and Scary Movie 3 does just that with its superb soundtrack. While the band members are not explicitly mentioned, the film's score perfectly complements the comedic and suspenseful moments. It adds another layer to the movie, elevating the already hilarious scenes to greater heights.

For those interested in reliving the laughs and suspense of Scary Movie 3, you can easily play and download the sounds, including the soundtrack and iconic quotes, of this film. By visiting the appropriate online platforms, viewers can dive into the comedic genius and parodied horror of this movie once again.

True to its nature as a comedy film, Scary Movie 3 offers a delightful cinematic experience that keeps viewers entertained from start to finish. Its tongue-in-cheek humor and witty satire make it a fan favorite among lovers of the genre. With a star-studded cast and clever references to iconic horror movies, Scary Movie 3 continues to bring laughter and entertainment to audiences worldwide.

So, gather your popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare to be amused by the outrageous and uproarious world of Scary Movie 3.

A family.
A family.
A great mystery lies ahead of you,
A great mystery lies ahead of you,
A mysterious crop circle appeared
A mysterious crop circle appeared
A naked couple was brutally murdered.
A naked couple was brutally murdered.
A week ago tonight.
A week ago tonight.
A week ago.
A week ago.
A year ago, a UFO crash landed in New Mexico.
A year ago, a UFO crash landed in New Mexico.
A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with
A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah! Help!
Aaah! Help!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! You're hideous!
Aah! You're hideous!
About you the day you were born?
About you the day you were born?
Actually, drugged.
Actually, drugged.
Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said.
Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said.
After all, she was drunk.
After all, she was drunk.
After you watch the tape, the phone rings.
After you watch the tape, the phone rings.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes.
Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! She's scrambling my brain!
Ah! She's scrambling my brain!
Ah. Well, it is therefore my honor
Ah. Well, it is therefore my honor
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folks up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folks up in here
Alien forces threatening the world.
Alien forces threatening the world.
Aliens, sir.
Aliens, sir.
All a child ever really wants is a family.
All a child ever really wants is a family.
All I know is my crops are gone.
All I know is my crops are gone.
All right, all right, all right! That was hot!
All right, all right, all right! That was hot!
All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space.
All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space.
All right! That was hot!
All right! That was hot!
All right. Deejay, spin that shit!
All right. Deejay, spin that shit!
ALL: Bye!
ALL: Bye!
Also, he has a little rash on his behind.
Also, he has a little rash on his behind.
Amazing grace
Amazing grace
An alien invasion?
An alien invasion?
And a creepy voice says...
And a creepy voice says...
And a father.
And a father.
And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right
And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right
And an evil videotape
And an evil videotape
And as soon as it's over, your phone rings
And as soon as it's over, your phone rings
And baseball cards in my room
And baseball cards in my room
And convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO.
And convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO.
And don't worry about that vase.
And don't worry about that vase.
And drowned her in the well.
And drowned her in the well.
And drowned her in the well.
And drowned her in the well.
And hang out with me?
And hang out with me?
And here's the 6 1 1 on that.
And here's the 6 1 1 on that.
And I miss that cat, Cody.
And I miss that cat, Cody.
And I needed something to pet and feed.
And I needed something to pet and feed.
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on air rants
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on air rants
And I took you.
And I took you.
And I'll park your truck dead in your ass.
And I'll park your truck dead in your ass.
And I'll worry about... Aah!
And I'll worry about... Aah!
And I'm caught up in something I can't even...
And I'm caught up in something I can't even...
And if you're not alone, then you better find the door
And if you're not alone, then you better find the door
And knowing your Brenda like I did,
And knowing your Brenda like I did,
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
And my fam got the same blood running through them, too
And my fam got the same blood running through them, too
And no sex, either.
And no sex, either.
And nothing's ever gonna change that,
And nothing's ever gonna change that,
And now a News 8 exclusive.
And now a News 8 exclusive.
And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed.
And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed.
And now reports of lights in the sky.
And now reports of lights in the sky.
And now this stupid hip hop thing.
And now this stupid hip hop thing.
And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What?
And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What?
And start living down here?
And start living down here?
And take a look at what being broke gonna mean
And take a look at what being broke gonna mean
And that's word from the ill crowd
And that's word from the ill crowd
And that's word from the ill crowd
And that's word from the ill crowd
And then I looked down.
And then I looked down.
And then in the bathtub?
And then in the bathtub?
And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
And this just in from South Texas.
And this just in from South Texas.
And this really cool model airplane.
And this really cool model airplane.
And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in...
And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in...
And twins!
And twins!
And we're showing it all night.
And we're showing it all night.
And when I get through with them,
And when I get through with them,
And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell?
And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell?
And with really bad teeth.
And with really bad teeth.
And you can die but not be in a bed.
And you can die but not be in a bed.
And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell.
And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell.
And your mom screamed and screamed in pain.
And your mom screamed and screamed in pain.
And... And twins
And... And twins
Annie?
Annie?
Annie? Annie!
Annie? Annie!
ANNOUNCER: And now...
ANNOUNCER: And now...
Another little white girl done fell down a well.
Another little white girl done fell down a well.
Anyone new in your life, Cindy?
Anyone new in your life, Cindy?
Anything.
Anything.
Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table.
Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table.
Anyway, there you were.
Anyway, there you were.
ARCHITECT: My wife took her to the family farm
ARCHITECT: My wife took her to the family farm
Are they aliens?
Are they aliens?
Are they gone?
Are they gone?
Are you having one of your visions?
Are you having one of your visions?
Are you in key on your life's piano?
Are you in key on your life's piano?
Are you mad? I am your daughter.
Are you mad? I am your daughter.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
As long as we have each other, that's all we need.
As long as we have each other, that's all we need.
At the waist.
At the waist.
Aunt ShaNeequa?
Aunt ShaNeequa?
B X! What? What? What?
B X! What? What? What?
Baby, no! No! Let her go! Let her go!
Baby, no! No! Let her go! Let her go!
Back away from that window!
Back away from that window!
Be careful.
Be careful.
Because of TV and television, we're losing
Because of TV and television, we're losing
Behind the wheel of a car.
Behind the wheel of a car.
Bet this ****a end up having kids with his cousin
Bet this ****a end up having kids with his cousin
Better not sleep on the beats, capisce
Better not sleep on the beats, capisce
Big house, only one phone.
Big house, only one phone.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bitch
Bitch
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.
Bonecrusher, homey, you heard
Bonecrusher, homey, you heard
Boy got flame, man, I burn like your candles
Boy got flame, man, I burn like your candles
Breathe!
Breathe!
Brenda was a good friend when she was alive.
Brenda was a good friend when she was alive.
Brenda was my bitch.
Brenda was my bitch.
Brenda, hi!
Brenda, hi!
Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared.
Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared.
Brenda, it was Mardi Gras.
Brenda, it was Mardi Gras.
Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you?
Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you?
BRENDA: Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy.
BRENDA: Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy.
Brenda! Oh, my God!
Brenda! Oh, my God!
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda.
Brenda.
Brenda's gone. Cody resents me.
Brenda's gone. Cody resents me.
Broads is into major humpin', I'm livin' for somethin'
Broads is into major humpin', I'm livin' for somethin'
But either way, it's clear something strange
But either way, it's clear something strange
But I been hitting it with his woman for 12.
But I been hitting it with his woman for 12.
But I can tell when danger's near.
But I can tell when danger's near.
But I don't want to screw your life up, too.
But I don't want to screw your life up, too.
But I love you.
But I love you.
But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story.
But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story.
But if it had been that night, I might have missed her.
But if it had been that night, I might have missed her.
But if you could please hold on to your gunfire
But if you could please hold on to your gunfire
But if you're not too busy tomorrow night...
But if you're not too busy tomorrow night...
But it seemed so real!
But it seemed so real!
But maybe all you need is a mother.
But maybe all you need is a mother.
But no father.
But no father.
But not too late to make an old man happy.
But not too late to make an old man happy.
But sometimes she talks to me.
But sometimes she talks to me.
But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape.
But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape.
But that bitch got evicted.
But that bitch got evicted.
But the last thing you need now is a screw up like me.
But the last thing you need now is a screw up like me.
But the whole world got to stop
But the whole world got to stop
But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
But they can't get through a wooden door?
But they can't get through a wooden door?
But we have to get down to the cellar.
But we have to get down to the cellar.
But what does this have to do with aliens?
But what does this have to do with aliens?
But what?
But what?
But who will take care of Cody?
But who will take care of Cody?
But you are in a bed, man.
But you are in a bed, man.
But you can call me the Oracle.
But you can call me the Oracle.
But you can't talk smack
But you can't talk smack
But you must not shy away from the challenge.
But you must not shy away from the challenge.
But you'll never get a deal
But you'll never get a deal
Bye!
Bye!
C. J: I can't get around!
C. J: I can't get around!
Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both.
Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both.
Call me "bitch" again,
Call me "bitch" again,
Campbell, are you insane?
Campbell, are you insane?
Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?
Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel my love on your hip?
Can you feel my love on your hip?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you see them?
Can you see them?
Carson, I have to do this.
Carson, I have to do this.
Charles! Charles, stop them!
Charles! Charles, stop them!
Cindy Campbell.
Cindy Campbell.
Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib
Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib
Cindy, are you okay? What's going on?
Cindy, are you okay? What's going on?
Cindy, come outside.
Cindy, come outside.
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?
Cindy, George, wait!
Cindy, George, wait!
Cindy, help me!
Cindy, help me!
Cindy, it's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything.
Cindy, it's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything.
Cindy, please help me!
Cindy, please help me!
Cindy, something's wrong here.
Cindy, something's wrong here.
Cindy, the news is on.
Cindy, the news is on.
Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape.
Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape.
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!
CINDY: George, something terrible has happened!
CINDY: George, something terrible has happened!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy?
Cindy?
Cindy?
Cindy?
Cindy.
Cindy.
Cindy.
Cindy.
Cody and I were playing a fun game,
Cody and I were playing a fun game,
Cody really likes you.
Cody really likes you.
Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said
Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said
Cody, don't you understand?
Cody, don't you understand?
Cody, I'll be right back, okay?
Cody, I'll be right back, okay?
Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that.
Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that.
CODY: George, we're gonna have so much fun.
CODY: George, we're gonna have so much fun.
Cody!
Cody!
Cody! Oh, my God!
Cody! Oh, my God!
Cody?
Cody?
Cody?
Cody?
Cody?
Cody?
Cody? Cody, where are you?
Cody? Cody, where are you?
Cody.
Cody.
Come here! What did you do with Sue?
Come here! What did you do with Sue?
Come on
Come on
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby!
Come on, dawg! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Come on, dawg! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Come on, everybody! Put your hands...
Come on, everybody! Put your hands...
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Everybody!
Come on! Come on! Everybody!
Come on! Let me see what you got!
Come on! Let me see what you got!
Come on.
Come on.
Correction, there really is no danger.
Correction, there really is no danger.
Could you just cut to the chase? I'm kind of in a rush.
Could you just cut to the chase? I'm kind of in a rush.
Crop circles.
Crop circles.
CROWD: Joe! Joe! Joe!
CROWD: Joe! Joe! Joe!
Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life?
Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life?
Damn, homey!
Damn, homey!
Damn, you might have just made a fact just now.
Damn, you might have just made a fact just now.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!
Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!
Deejay, spin that shit!
Deejay, spin that shit!
Did I say stop drawing?
Did I say stop drawing?
Die!
Die!
Died a horrible, painful death!
Died a horrible, painful death!
Ding, bing, wing.
Ding, bing, wing.
Disturbing home video tonight
Disturbing home video tonight
Do you know who she is?
Do you know who she is?
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around?
Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around?
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
Dogs that love cats
Dogs that love cats
Dogs that love cats
Dogs that love cats
Don't be too nervous, buddy, 'cause I'ma get to dissin'
Don't be too nervous, buddy, 'cause I'ma get to dissin'
Don't call me dude.
Don't call me dude.
Don't call me Father.
Don't call me Father.
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't mean to hurt your feelings
Don't mean to hurt your feelings
Don't sleep on the beats
Don't sleep on the beats
Don't spell in front of me, damn it.
Don't spell in front of me, damn it.
Don't talk like that.
Don't talk like that.
Don't try to drop us
Don't try to drop us
Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you.
Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you.
Don't worry, Sue.
Don't worry, Sue.
Doo doo like tore sandals
Doo doo like tore sandals
Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him
Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him
Draw your family and friends.
Draw your family and friends.
Dude!
Dude!
Eight miles down the road
Eight miles down the road
Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon?
Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon?
Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you.
Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you.
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time,
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time,
Especially after what happened to...
Especially after what happened to...
Even...
Even...
Everybody put your hands up
Everybody put your hands up
Everybody, clear!
Everybody, clear!
Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
Everyone you love around you is dying!
Everyone you love around you is dying!
Everything that I spit is true
Everything that I spit is true
Family.
Family.
Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously.
Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously.
Fellas, what are you guys talking about?
Fellas, what are you guys talking about?
Finally we're a family.
Finally we're a family.
Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man
Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man
Fine.
Fine.
For 10 years.
For 10 years.
For a long time.
For a long time.
For all this so called phenomena.
For all this so called phenomena.
For one little whitey down a hole.
For one little whitey down a hole.
For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell.
For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell.
For that exact 20 minutes.
For that exact 20 minutes.
For your favorite rapper.
For your favorite rapper.
For your information,
For your information,
Forced to live like this
Forced to live like this
Forget cows and milk your moms
Forget cows and milk your moms
Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
From a ranch outside Sydney, Australia.
From a ranch outside Sydney, Australia.
From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24...
From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24...
From the stage in the park, I'm gonna bite if you bark
From the stage in the park, I'm gonna bite if you bark
George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies.
George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies.
George, don't get down on yourself.
George, don't get down on yourself.
George, stop! She's dead!
George, stop! She's dead!
George, you have to help me.
George, you have to help me.
GEORGE: Mahalik! She's alive! Brenda!
GEORGE: Mahalik! She's alive! Brenda!
GEORGE: Oh, my God.
GEORGE: Oh, my God.
George!
George!
George!
George!
George!
George!
George! George! The hood!
George! George! The hood!
George! What about Sue?
George! What about Sue?
George?
George?
George? Cody?
George? Cody?
George. Swing away, George.
George. Swing away, George.
Get down! Get down!
Get down! Get down!
Get me the president.
Get me the president.
Get off my planet!
Get off my planet!
Get out of that TV!
Get out of that TV!
Get up, you little ugly bitch,
Get up, you little ugly bitch,
Get up!
Get up!
Get your ass out of the TV! What's wrong with you?
Get your ass out of the TV! What's wrong with you?
Ghastly.
Ghastly.
GIGGINS: After today's incident in the East Room,
GIGGINS: After today's incident in the East Room,
GIGGINS: Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston
GIGGINS: Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston
Girl, you are too easy.
Girl, you are too easy.
Girl, you were scared!
Girl, you were scared!
Give it up! Give it up!
Give it up! Give it up!
Glimpses of spacecraft.
Glimpses of spacecraft.
Go to her.
Go to her.
God, I have been so selfish. Always putting my career first.
God, I have been so selfish. Always putting my career first.
God!
God!
Gone forever!
Gone forever!
Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!
Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!
Good God! The small ones have metal teeth!
Good God! The small ones have metal teeth!
Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins.
Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins.
Good work, sir!
Good work, sir!
Good work, Sue.
Good work, Sue.
Good. Then I already know about this.
Good. Then I already know about this.
Good. They couldn't get in.
Good. They couldn't get in.
Goodbye, then.
Goodbye, then.
Goodbye, Tom.
Goodbye, Tom.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Grotesquerie? No?
Grotesquerie? No?
Gynecologist to the stars."
Gynecologist to the stars."
Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx.
Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx.
Half retarded, my number one fan be like
Half retarded, my number one fan be like
HARRIS: An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days.
HARRIS: An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days.
HARRIS: Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson?
HARRIS: Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson?
Have you heard about this videotape?
Have you heard about this videotape?
Having an awards ceremony at a time like this?
Having an awards ceremony at a time like this?
Having fun?
Having fun?
He doesn't know you're a guy.
He doesn't know you're a guy.
He gulp when he swallow
He gulp when he swallow
He must be back in his room, playing.
He must be back in his room, playing.
He showed up about an hour ago. I tried to call.
He showed up about an hour ago. I tried to call.
He's a dead man.
He's a dead man.
He's a farmer rapper.
He's a farmer rapper.
He's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?"
He's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?"
He's our friend.
He's our friend.
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Hello, Cindy.
Hello, Cindy.
Hello, Father.
Hello, Father.
Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest"
Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest"
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Her and her man into this weird shit.
Her and her man into this weird shit.
Her titties give ya that elixir
Her titties give ya that elixir
Here today but then you're gone tomorrow
Here today but then you're gone tomorrow
Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead.
Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead.
Hey, awesome. Yeah, you got it.
Hey, awesome. Yeah, you got it.
Hey, baby. How's it going?
Hey, baby. How's it going?
Hey, congratulations, George!
Hey, congratulations, George!
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight,
Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight,
Hey, sweetie! Come here!
Hey, sweetie! Come here!
Hey, yo, this ****a's mad corny
Hey, yo, this ****a's mad corny
Hey, you got to try this shit, George.
Hey, you got to try this shit, George.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom?
Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom?
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, my name is Dame Lee
Hi, my name is Dame Lee
Hi, precious. Having fun?
Hi, precious. Having fun?
Hid the remote.
Hid the remote.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ho
Ho
Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so...
Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so...
Honey, what is it?
Honey, what is it?
Honey, you're not speaking clearly.
Honey, you're not speaking clearly.
Honey?
Honey?
How about I just leave a message for him?
How about I just leave a message for him?
How am I gonna know the exact hour?
How am I gonna know the exact hour?
How are you? Oh!
How are you? Oh!
How could you let him watch the tape?
How could you let him watch the tape?
How dare you want to joust with me?
How dare you want to joust with me?
How do you like it, huh?
How do you like it, huh?
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
How many bitches have I slapped?
How many bitches have I slapped?
How many people are here, you think?
How many people are here, you think?
How sweet...
How sweet...
Human beings and aliens working together.
Human beings and aliens working together.
I ain't never seen no mouse outside.
I ain't never seen no mouse outside.
I am the Architect.
I am the Architect.
I am the truth, plus I'm hungry
I am the truth, plus I'm hungry
I call her...
I call her...
I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather.
I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather.
I can get these lights back on.
I can get these lights back on.
I can't believe they leave it out here like this.
I can't believe they leave it out here like this.
I can't believe what I just saw.
I can't believe what I just saw.
I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!
I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!
I can't believe you let that happen.
I can't believe you let that happen.
I can't break free!
I can't break free!
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants
I can't help it. It's very lonely in here.
I can't help it. It's very lonely in here.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.
I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.
I could really use a friend right now.
I could really use a friend right now.
I count cash, you count sheep
I count cash, you count sheep
I didn't mean to upset you, Father.
I didn't mean to upset you, Father.
I didn't touch her. I swear.
I didn't touch her. I swear.
I do it 'cause I can, do you blame me?
I do it 'cause I can, do you blame me?
I don't believe you!
I don't believe you!
I don't discriminate, I'm who they women love
I don't discriminate, I'm who they women love
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing
I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV...
I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV...
I don't know. Magnetic waves, brain cells.
I don't know. Magnetic waves, brain cells.
I don't mind filling in now and then.
I don't mind filling in now and then.
I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie.
I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie.
I don't understand the connection between that stuff.
I don't understand the connection between that stuff.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm
I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm
I envied nothin', I never be frontin'
I envied nothin', I never be frontin'
I felt a simple time out would have been sufficient.
I felt a simple time out would have been sufficient.
I found it!
I found it!
I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50.
I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50.
I got a couple announcements to make.
I got a couple announcements to make.
I got a dream!
I got a dream!
I got another one, y'all.
I got another one, y'all.
I got nuts bigger than him.
I got nuts bigger than him.
I got something! I got something!
I got something! I got something!
I got the boys with me. Get out the car, man.
I got the boys with me. Get out the car, man.
I got to go against him?
I got to go against him?
I got you with the old fake hand!
I got you with the old fake hand!
I got your back, George! I got your back!
I got your back, George! I got your back!
I guess I'm just going through a rough time.
I guess I'm just going through a rough time.
I had just lost my cat in a fire,
I had just lost my cat in a fire,
I hate television. It gives me headaches.
I hate television. It gives me headaches.
I have some puzzles and board games
I have some puzzles and board games
I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday.
I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday.
I have to warn the world.
I have to warn the world.
I haven't been a clergyman since...
I haven't been a clergyman since...
I hear they can't open doors.
I hear they can't open doors.
I hear you giggle but you know it's the truth
I hear you giggle but you know it's the truth
I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week.
I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week.
I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way.
I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way.
I just love the look on your face when you are scared!
I just love the look on your face when you are scared!
I just ran him over with the car when I drove in!
I just ran him over with the car when I drove in!
I just want to let you know no matter what goes on
I just want to let you know no matter what goes on
I just want to tell you both good luck.
I just want to tell you both good luck.
I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda.
I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda.
I keep it real street 'cause I'm bred from the street
I keep it real street 'cause I'm bred from the street
I knew that was gonna happen.
I knew that was gonna happen.
I knew you'd understand.
I knew you'd understand.
I know somebody who can help you.
I know somebody who can help you.
I know things have been tough for you since your mom died.
I know things have been tough for you since your mom died.
I know what happened to you, Tabitha.
I know what happened to you, Tabitha.
I know what your mom did. That was wrong.
I know what your mom did. That was wrong.
I know why you've come.
I know why you've come.
I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air
I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air
I know you were only trying to help.
I know you were only trying to help.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me.
I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me.
I know.
I know.
I know. I'm sorry. I screwed up.
I know. I'm sorry. I screwed up.
I lost my faith that terrible night.
I lost my faith that terrible night.
I love burritos at 4:00 a.m.
I love burritos at 4:00 a.m.
I love parties that never end
I love parties that never end
I love you, man. Can you feel it?
I love you, man. Can you feel it?
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on.
I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue.
I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue.
I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
I never meant for it to get out, but...
I never meant for it to get out, but...
I never reach, I got pull like door handles
I never reach, I got pull like door handles
I never thought of that, sir.
I never thought of that, sir.
I promise.
I promise.
I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster,
I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster,
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
I said the same thing about getting with C.J.'s sister.
I said the same thing about getting with C.J.'s sister.
I saw a tape.
I saw a tape.
I see a little boy and a grown woman.
I see a little boy and a grown woman.
I see you kneeling in dog shit.
I see you kneeling in dog shit.
I still don't get it.
I still don't get it.
I think you should know about it.
I think you should know about it.
I thought I was hitting the brake.
I thought I was hitting the brake.
I thought you were both absolutely dreadful.
I thought you were both absolutely dreadful.
I thought you were dead!
I thought you were dead!
I told you the 'hood always got your back.
I told you the 'hood always got your back.
I told you the hood's always got your back.
I told you the hood's always got your back.
I want to see Annie.
I want to see Annie.
I wanted to be with George.
I wanted to be with George.
I was going to say lighthouse.
I was going to say lighthouse.
I was in the delivery room with her.
I was in the delivery room with her.
I wonder what President Ford would've done.
I wonder what President Ford would've done.
I wonder what they're trying to tell us.
I wonder what they're trying to tell us.
I'd say she wishes the same thing.
I'd say she wishes the same thing.
I'll be happen ing.
I'll be happen ing.
I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin',
I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin',
I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin',
I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin',
I'll find one, sir.
I'll find one, sir.
I'll get her!
I'll get her!
I'll never have to kill again.
I'll never have to kill again.
I'll save you.
I'll save you.
I'll see you guys tomorrow night.
I'll see you guys tomorrow night.
I'll tell you what!
I'll tell you what!
I'm a beast
I'm a beast
I'm a beast over beats
I'm a beast over beats
I'm a shogun
I'm a shogun
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I'm cool. That's what I do.
I'm cool. That's what I do.
I'm going to die, aren't I?
I'm going to die, aren't I?
I'm gonna go bring you on.
I'm gonna go bring you on.
I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn.
I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn.
I'm gonna leave for good.
I'm gonna leave for good.
I'm gonna spit from the heart, spit till it's dark
I'm gonna spit from the heart, spit till it's dark
I'm gonna teach you!
I'm gonna teach you!
I'm gonna win that rap battle.
I'm gonna win that rap battle.
I'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody.
I'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody.
I'm looking for Cindy Campbell.
I'm looking for Cindy Campbell.
I'm looking for something more than just good sex.
I'm looking for something more than just good sex.
I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since...
I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since...
I'm not listening.
I'm not listening.
I'm not sure what you mean.
I'm not sure what you mean.
I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to all of them
I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to all of them
I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm signing you up for another rap battle.
I'm signing you up for another rap battle.
I'm so grateful you could come.
I'm so grateful you could come.
I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.
I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.
I'm sorry about that night.
I'm sorry about that night.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic.
I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic.
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
I'm sorry. Those were other nights.
I'm sorry. Those were other nights.
I'm the don, the city slicker
I'm the don, the city slicker
I'm the rapper.
I'm the rapper.
I'm watching the game.
I'm watching the game.
I've been thinking, Thompson.
I've been thinking, Thompson.
I've been watching you for a very long time.
I've been watching you for a very long time.
I've called all over for babysitters.
I've called all over for babysitters.
I've had to spend more and more time at the station.
I've had to spend more and more time at the station.
If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
If I got beef with more than one problem
If I got beef with more than one problem
If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving
If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving
If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
If only I hadn't killed that hooker.
If only I hadn't killed that hooker.
If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us?
If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us?
If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up?
If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up?
If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis.
If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis.
If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee.
If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee.
In local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield.
In local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield.
Instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang."
Instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang."
Is at a lighthouse.
Is at a lighthouse.
Is happening in that small town.
Is happening in that small town.
Is that a yes?
Is that a yes?
Is to just get out of here.
Is to just get out of here.
Is y'all ready to go step?
Is y'all ready to go step?
It ain't no slick talkin' your way out the battle
It ain't no slick talkin' your way out the battle
It doesn't matter. I'm done.
It doesn't matter. I'm done.
It had these really shocking images, Cindy.
It had these really shocking images, Cindy.
It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody?
It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody?
It was just 10 minutes of topless women.
It was just 10 minutes of topless women.
It was probably just the Kreisels.
It was probably just the Kreisels.
It was Thanksgiving.
It was Thanksgiving.
It was the chair.
It was the chair.
It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.
It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.
It's a horrible fate.
It's a horrible fate.
It's a hot night.
It's a hot night.
It's already begun. You're too late.
It's already begun. You're too late.
It's backwards!
It's backwards!
It's been circulating and killing ever since.
It's been circulating and killing ever since.
It's gonna be okay, Cody.
It's gonna be okay, Cody.
It's happening. I knew it.
It's happening. I knew it.
It's just the open coffin.
It's just the open coffin.
It's like I've seen it before.
It's like I've seen it before.
It's like that feeling that something's not right.
It's like that feeling that something's not right.
It's not working!
It's not working!
It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo.
It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo.
It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard.
It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard.
It's true. We're all in danger.
It's true. We're all in danger.
It's your wife, Father.
It's your wife, Father.
Jam it against the door.
Jam it against the door.
Jerry's kids, my ass!
Jerry's kids, my ass!
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days.
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Just as sure as the sun will rise.
Just as sure as the sun will rise.
Just check how a be coming
Just check how a be coming
Just like "Pootie Tang."
Just like "Pootie Tang."
Just look at this.
Just look at this.
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just tell George, swing away.
Just tell George, swing away.
Just to show him that it's fun to me
Just to show him that it's fun to me
Just...
Just...
Katie?
Katie?
Katie?
Katie?
Katie?
Katie?
Keeping everybody deeply disturbed.
Keeping everybody deeply disturbed.
Ketchup!
Ketchup!
Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire"
Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire"
Kind of.
Kind of.
Kiss me one last time.
Kiss me one last time.
Knew he was lying by the way his eyes twitch
Knew he was lying by the way his eyes twitch
Know what I'm saying, ****a?
Know what I'm saying, ****a?
Leave us alone!
Leave us alone!
Let her go! We gonna get another lawsuit.
Let her go! We gonna get another lawsuit.
Let him down easy.
Let him down easy.
Let me open her windpipe!
Let me open her windpipe!
Let's do it, baby. We hyped!
Let's do it, baby. We hyped!
Let's give it up for my man, George!
Let's give it up for my man, George!
Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now!
Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now!
Let's just put the safeties on.
Let's just put the safeties on.
Let's order lunch.
Let's order lunch.
Let's say this is her bottom half.
Let's say this is her bottom half.
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.
Lifestyle is "Sopranos"
Lifestyle is "Sopranos"
Like a fox.
Like a fox.
Like an electric box during a storm
Like an electric box during a storm
Like the one you did yesterday.
Like the one you did yesterday.
Linda.
Linda.
Linda's built for two, and she vibrates.
Linda's built for two, and she vibrates.
Listen and observe me
Listen and observe me
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me...
Listen to me...
Listen, we can still save him.
Listen, we can still save him.
Live, damn it! Live!
Live, damn it! Live!
Live, damn it! Live!
Live, damn it! Live!
Look what happens to the taco.
Look what happens to the taco.
Look, Cindy.
Look, Cindy.
Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo.
Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo.
Look, it's a...
Look, it's a...
Look, there's always an explanation
Look, there's always an explanation
Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know.
Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know.
Look!
Look!
Look! You still got it! See?
Look! You still got it! See?
Look.
Look.
Looking like you dying of SARS or mad cow disease
Looking like you dying of SARS or mad cow disease
Lose the hood!
Lose the hood!
Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies,
Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies,
Made these lights go off.
Made these lights go off.
Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.
Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.
Mahalik, help!
Mahalik, help!
Mahalik, I told you. That part of my life is over.
Mahalik, I told you. That part of my life is over.
Mahalik, what are you doing here?
Mahalik, what are you doing here?
MAHALIK: Give it up for George!
MAHALIK: Give it up for George!
MAHALIK: Whoo! All right!
MAHALIK: Whoo! All right!
MAHALIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here.
MAHALIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here.
MAHALIK: You can't go to bed dead!
MAHALIK: You can't go to bed dead!
Major bubblin' major fumblin', be troublin'
Major bubblin' major fumblin', be troublin'
Making you want to slip out those clothes and get...
Making you want to slip out those clothes and get...
MAN: Wow!
MAN: Wow!
Maybe Cindy was right.
Maybe Cindy was right.
Maybe my brother was right. Maybe I should just settle down.
Maybe my brother was right. Maybe I should just settle down.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this.
Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this.
Might be boozy but I ain't bankin' no curves
Might be boozy but I ain't bankin' no curves
Mm hmm. Word.
Mm hmm. Word.
Mmm! Go get your stuff, okay?
Mmm! Go get your stuff, okay?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Monday. That would be seven business days.
Monday. That would be seven business days.
Mother...
Mother...
Mount up, unh, yeah, get your jollies
Mount up, unh, yeah, get your jollies
Mr. President, have you gone completely insane?
Mr. President, have you gone completely insane?
Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Mr. President!
Mr. President!
MRS. MEEKS: No! Oh, God!
MRS. MEEKS: No! Oh, God!
My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man.
My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man.
My Aunt ShaNeequa.
My Aunt ShaNeequa.
My balls!
My balls!
My brother's the farmer.
My brother's the farmer.
My dog's dead?
My dog's dead?
My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail
My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail
My first thought's to slap him up, but I'm grown
My first thought's to slap him up, but I'm grown
My God.
My God.
My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France
My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France
My penis?
My penis?
My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant.
My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant.
My wife took her to the old family farm
My wife took her to the old family farm
Nah! I'm just screwing with you!
Nah! I'm just screwing with you!
Naw, we smokin' good, should be chillin' with me
Naw, we smokin' good, should be chillin' with me
Neither could I.
Neither could I.
Nephew, Cody.
Nephew, Cody.
No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there?
No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there?
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
No, he wasn't.
No, he wasn't.
No, I want great sex. And when I meet that guy...
No, I want great sex. And when I meet that guy...
No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield.
No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield.
No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!"
No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!"
No, man. Rats are outside. Mice are inside.
No, man. Rats are outside. Mice are inside.
No, no, no. I can do it.
No, no, no. I can do it.
No, not that tape, Cindy.
No, not that tape, Cindy.
No, scratch that.
No, scratch that.
No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having
No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape!
No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! We won't lose you again!
No! We won't lose you again!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Don't hurt him!
No. Don't hurt him!
Not counting myself.
Not counting myself.
Not even the very painful death we're about to experience.
Not even the very painful death we're about to experience.
Not that stupid hip hop stuff again.
Not that stupid hip hop stuff again.
Nothing!
Nothing!
Now everybody give it up for my man, George!
Now everybody give it up for my man, George!
Now everybody in the 2 0 2
Now everybody in the 2 0 2
Now everybody in the 2 0 2, throw 'em up
Now everybody in the 2 0 2, throw 'em up
Now he's asking questions he shoulda asked from the start
Now he's asking questions he shoulda asked from the start
Now it's over.
Now it's over.
Now my challenger. Whoo!
Now my challenger. Whoo!
Now we must return to our home planet.
Now we must return to our home planet.
Now, baby.
Now, baby.
Now, Dame Lee
Now, Dame Lee
Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we?
Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we?
Now, while you hang around V.I.P.
Now, while you hang around V.I.P.
Now, who the fuck did that?
Now, who the fuck did that?
Now, y'all picture this... tough guy turned snitch
Now, y'all picture this... tough guy turned snitch
Of course I do.
Of course I do.
Of course.
Of course.
Off the dank and the drank, I be chasin' them skirts
Off the dank and the drank, I be chasin' them skirts
Oh, Cody.
Oh, Cody.
Oh, Cody. Oh, thank God.
Oh, Cody. Oh, thank God.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on. I was just kidding.
Oh, come on. I was just kidding.
Oh, come on. You know those things are just a hoax.
Oh, come on. You know those things are just a hoax.
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery.
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery.
Oh, Father Muldoon.
Oh, Father Muldoon.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again.
Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again.
Oh, George, I'm so happy.
Oh, George, I'm so happy.
Oh, God, it's so hard!
Oh, God, it's so hard!
Oh, he's a good kid.
Oh, he's a good kid.
Oh, honey, I know you want a dad, but...
Oh, honey, I know you want a dad, but...
Oh, I don't believe this shit.
Oh, I don't believe this shit.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, I'm dying, Tom.
Oh, I'm dying, Tom.
Oh, it's been so long.
Oh, it's been so long.
Oh, it's great to see you!
Oh, it's great to see you!
Oh, look, the cellar's the safest place.
Oh, look, the cellar's the safest place.
Oh, man, you can't give up rap just like that.
Oh, man, you can't give up rap just like that.
Oh, my God, Brenda! Brenda?
Oh, my God, Brenda! Brenda?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Turn it off!
Oh, my God! Turn it off!
Oh, my God! You bitch!
Oh, my God! You bitch!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Oh, my God. Well, it was a long winter.
Oh, my God. Well, it was a long winter.
Oh, no, I think...
Oh, no, I think...
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
Oh, no, you don't! Not on my watch!
Oh, no, you don't! Not on my watch!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, of course I will, Brenda.
Oh, of course I will, Brenda.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Oh, see? They are peaceful.
Oh, see? They are peaceful.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Ooh.
Oh, shit. Ooh.
Oh, shizl gzngahr.
Oh, shizl gzngahr.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sure. That you understand.
Oh, sure. That you understand.
Oh, sweetie, come here. It's okay.
Oh, sweetie, come here. It's okay.
Oh, thanks, Cindy.
Oh, thanks, Cindy.
Oh, that's how we say hello.
Oh, that's how we say hello.
Oh, that's love. That's love right there.
Oh, that's love. That's love right there.
Oh, too long. I've been working so hard.
Oh, too long. I've been working so hard.
Oh, trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything.
Oh, trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything.
Oh, yes, I was.
Oh, yes, I was.
Oh, yes. Of course.
Oh, yes. Of course.
Oh, you ho!
Oh, you ho!
Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?
Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Aah!
Oh! Aah!
Oh! Not those!
Oh! Not those!
Oh! Okay, let's go! Wait a minute!
Oh! Okay, let's go! Wait a minute!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. I better tell her.
Oh. I better tell her.
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, but I was gonna.
Okay, but I was gonna.
Okay, got it. Bye bye.
Okay, got it. Bye bye.
Okay, I count cash, you count sheep
Okay, I count cash, you count sheep
Okay, I'll count cash, you count sheep
Okay, I'll count cash, you count sheep
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so I made him a snack.
Okay, so I made him a snack.
Okay, then. Fresh.
Okay, then. Fresh.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. Hang on a second.
Okay. Hang on a second.
On how to rap.
On how to rap.
On that stage tonight...
On that stage tonight...
On the streets, baby?
On the streets, baby?
Once I get Sue, then...
Once I get Sue, then...
One hour.
One hour.
Only one thing's for certain.
Only one thing's for certain.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! I'm whipping her ass, Cindy!
Ooh! I'm whipping her ass, Cindy!
Or almost.
Or almost.
Or that's how real it's gonna get
Or that's how real it's gonna get
Or this chair.
Or this chair.
ORPHEUS: Find that lighthouse. It's your destiny.
ORPHEUS: Find that lighthouse. It's your destiny.
Our Native American friends. Hey, how are you?
Our Native American friends. Hey, how are you?
Our satellite picked up what we thought was "Pootie Tang."
Our satellite picked up what we thought was "Pootie Tang."
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! My eyes!
Ow! My eyes!
Ow.
Ow.
Parties that never end
Parties that never end
Pay my way, okay?
Pay my way, okay?
Peace out.
Peace out.
Peace.
Peace.
People want human interest stories.
People want human interest stories.
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all.
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all.
Photos from a trip she took.
Photos from a trip she took.
Please, no. We mean you no harm.
Please, no. We mean you no harm.
Please, sir. All I need is five minutes.
Please, sir. All I need is five minutes.
Please, sit.
Please, sit.
Please! For God's sake, she's a girl!
Please! For God's sake, she's a girl!
Please. I'm not a minister anymore.
Please. I'm not a minister anymore.
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Poppin' shots on your enemies
Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world.
Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world.
Proceed to bubble...
Proceed to bubble...
Promise me you'll never remarry.
Promise me you'll never remarry.
Quick, George, grab that railroad tie.
Quick, George, grab that railroad tie.
Rap battle? Oh, for God's sake.
Rap battle? Oh, for God's sake.
Rap shmap.
Rap shmap.
Ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass
Ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass
Really sick shit.
Really sick shit.
Really?
Really?
Recognize those who have overcome
Recognize those who have overcome
Right here.
Right here.
Right? Yo, what do we think?
Right? Yo, what do we think?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. And what's the cutoff age for children?
Right. And what's the cutoff age for children?
Right. Swing away.
Right. Swing away.
Right. We can steer that course,
Right. We can steer that course,
Ross?
Ross?
Sayaman.
Sayaman.
Sedulant?
Sedulant?
Send flowers to their bitches and hos.
Send flowers to their bitches and hos.
Seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days. I saw that one with Josh last weekend.
Seven days. I saw that one with Josh last weekend.
SHANEEQU A: Cigarette?
SHANEEQU A: Cigarette?
SHANEEQU A: Oh, hell, no.
SHANEEQU A: Oh, hell, no.
ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...
ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...
Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outie.
Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outie.
She broke her wiener?
She broke her wiener?
She did mention something.
She did mention something.
She died right here.
She died right here.
She knows how to defeat the aliens.
She knows how to defeat the aliens.
She likes her some chocolate.
She likes her some chocolate.
She looks so peaceful.
She looks so peaceful.
She may hold the key to defeating the aliens.
She may hold the key to defeating the aliens.
She spit on me. I'm gonna kill the bitch.
She spit on me. I'm gonna kill the bitch.
She thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth."
She thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth."
She wants to kill you.
She wants to kill you.
She was gushing torrents of blood.
She was gushing torrents of blood.
She was having a hard time.
She was having a hard time.
She was hit by a truck, and she's pinned against a tree.
She was hit by a truck, and she's pinned against a tree.
She yelled, "Just kill me.
She yelled, "Just kill me.
She's alive!
She's alive!
She's alive! She's alive!
She's alive! She's alive!
She's coming tonight.
She's coming tonight.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's hurt.
She's hurt.
She's not breathing!
She's not breathing!
She's split in half.
She's split in half.
She's...
She's...
Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy.
Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy.
Shh!
Shh!
Since the news about the aliens.
Since the news about the aliens.
Sir, I think you need to go on TV
Sir, I think you need to go on TV
Smoke all you want. You're gonna get hit by a bus.
Smoke all you want. You're gonna get hit by a bus.
So I dropped a jewel in his ear
So I dropped a jewel in his ear
So I see.
So I see.
So make sure he takes a bath.
So make sure he takes a bath.
So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black
So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black
So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke.
So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke.
So she did just a little.
So she did just a little.
So that's why I pee up?
So that's why I pee up?
So we're not so different after all.
So we're not so different after all.
So why don't you just worry about you,
So why don't you just worry about you,
So you adopted.
So you adopted.
So you cowboys grab your heater and your saddle
So you cowboys grab your heater and your saddle
So you know he been kicking the shit all day!
So you know he been kicking the shit all day!
So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.
So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.
So, you're here to pick up your...
So, you're here to pick up your...
Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy."
Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy."
Some of y'all call him Joey Crack.
Some of y'all call him Joey Crack.
Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena!
Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena!
Some old Tupac, sir.
Some old Tupac, sir.
Someone stop them! What are they doing?!
Someone stop them! What are they doing?!
Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it.
Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it.
Sometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence.
Sometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence.
Son, I'd bust this shit right now.
Son, I'd bust this shit right now.
Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. I have to get ready for my show.
Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. I have to get ready for my show.
Sorry. You okay, kiddo?
Sorry. You okay, kiddo?
Sounds like a long shot.
Sounds like a long shot.
Stan and Mini Me
Stan and Mini Me
Stick 'em up!
Stick 'em up!
Stop it! Just tell me what I need to know.
Stop it! Just tell me what I need to know.
Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher.
Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher.
Sue, your teacher's alive! Hello?!
Sue, your teacher's alive! Hello?!
SUE: Daddy!
SUE: Daddy!
SUE: It was Uncle George.
SUE: It was Uncle George.
SUE: Uncle George!
SUE: Uncle George!
SUE: Uncle George!
SUE: Uncle George!
Sue!
Sue!
Sue?
Sue?
Sue's teacher, Brenda.
Sue's teacher, Brenda.
Sweetie?
Sweetie?
T shirt upon my back, Chuck Taylors on my feet
T shirt upon my back, Chuck Taylors on my feet
Tell him I got called away on business.
Tell him I got called away on business.
Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions.
Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions.
Thank God. I've been worried sick.
Thank God. I've been worried sick.
Thank God. There's two of them at the door.
Thank God. There's two of them at the door.
Thank you all, and welcome to the White House.
Thank you all, and welcome to the White House.
Thank you all.
Thank you all.
Thank you for saving our species.
Thank you for saving our species.
Thank you, Father. Good night.
Thank you, Father. Good night.
Thank you, Ross.
Thank you, Ross.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks again, Father. Bye bye.
Thanks again, Father. Bye bye.
That a boy.
That a boy.
That kills anyone who watches it in seven days.
That kills anyone who watches it in seven days.
That means Fat Joe's the man
That means Fat Joe's the man
That terrible night.
That terrible night.
That tractor needs fixing.
That tractor needs fixing.
That vase.
That vase.
That was a week ago.
That was a week ago.
That was kind of scary.
That was kind of scary.
That was tight, Fat Joe. Yo!
That was tight, Fat Joe. Yo!
That's because it's a rat, fool!
That's because it's a rat, fool!
That's how you wake up dead in the first place!
That's how you wake up dead in the first place!
That's it. I'm done.
That's it. I'm done.
That's just what I've been running away from.
That's just what I've been running away from.
That's me. That's what I do.
That's me. That's what I do.
That's my boy right there! That's what...
That's my boy right there! That's what...
That's my job, baby! That's what I do!
That's my job, baby! That's what I do!
That's not fooling anyone.
That's not fooling anyone.
That's phone repair. You mean 4 1 1.
That's phone repair. You mean 4 1 1.
That's Ralph. He's right over there.
That's Ralph. He's right over there.
That's right, honey. Go into the light.
That's right, honey. Go into the light.
That's right. Okay, Joey Crack.
That's right. Okay, Joey Crack.
That's the last I saw of it.
That's the last I saw of it.
That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead.
That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead.
That's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
That's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
That's what I'm talking 'bout!
That's what I'm talking 'bout!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about. That was hot, right?
That's what I'm talking about. That was hot, right?
The answer is simple.
The answer is simple.
The answer to the tape, to your crop circles,
The answer to the tape, to your crop circles,
The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent.
The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent.
The body was sent down to the kitchen.
The body was sent down to the kitchen.
The buck stops here.
The buck stops here.
The dogs are acting strange.
The dogs are acting strange.
The exits are all blocked.
The exits are all blocked.
The farm's thataway
The farm's thataway
The first time she snipped your penis in half.
The first time she snipped your penis in half.
The first video images are coming in.
The first video images are coming in.
The killer videotape you've been hearing about.
The killer videotape you've been hearing about.
The Lakers will win by 12.
The Lakers will win by 12.
The last thing you needed was more...
The last thing you needed was more...
The little girl. She's frightened of the well.
The little girl. She's frightened of the well.
The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now
The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now
The Mother Teresa Awards
The Mother Teresa Awards
The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed.
The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed.
The need is kind of dire, live wire
The need is kind of dire, live wire
The news just keeps coming in.
The news just keeps coming in.
The one with all the scary images.
The one with all the scary images.
The report on breast augmentation?
The report on breast augmentation?
The room is secure, Mr. President.
The room is secure, Mr. President.
The severest handicaps and disadvantages
The severest handicaps and disadvantages
The store that one might...
The store that one might...
The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens?
The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens?
The tension's real thick, gettin' beefier than cattle
The tension's real thick, gettin' beefier than cattle
The truck barely hit you.
The truck barely hit you.
The truck is the only thing that is holding her together.
The truck is the only thing that is holding her together.
The TV's leaking!
The TV's leaking!
The White House is now advising all citizens
The White House is now advising all citizens
The young, the old. Black and white.
The young, the old. Black and white.
Their teeth are grotesque.
Their teeth are grotesque.
Then I'd make her leave like she was autumn, son
Then I'd make her leave like she was autumn, son
Then she died.
Then she died.
Then the phone rang, and this voice said I was gonna die.
Then the phone rang, and this voice said I was gonna die.
Then you began to come out of her.
Then you began to come out of her.
There are so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace
There are so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace
There it is.
There it is.
There we go. Ugh!
There we go. Ugh!
There were some sandwiches made the next day.
There were some sandwiches made the next day.
There! Had enough?
There! Had enough?
There. Nobody's getting through that sucker.
There. Nobody's getting through that sucker.
There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour.
There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour.
There's a girl... with black hair.
There's a girl... with black hair.
There's no such thing as aliens.
There's no such thing as aliens.
There's no time.
There's no time.
There's plenty of room under the covers.
There's plenty of room under the covers.
There's something about this place.
There's something about this place.
There's something down there.
There's something down there.
There's something on the other side of the door.
There's something on the other side of the door.
These guys can't be serious right here.
These guys can't be serious right here.
These just came today.
These just came today.
These men died for their country.
These men died for their country.
They could be anywhere.
They could be anywhere.
They mastered space flight,
They mastered space flight,
They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it.
They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it.
They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner.
They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner.
They want hard hitting stories and in depth coverage and...
They want hard hitting stories and in depth coverage and...
They'd look just like us.
They'd look just like us.
They're blank.
They're blank.
They're gone.
They're gone.
They're grayish with big black eyes.
They're grayish with big black eyes.
They're horrible.
They're horrible.
Think! They must have some kind of weakness.
Think! They must have some kind of weakness.
This ain't no...
This ain't no...
This club is totally pathetic.
This club is totally pathetic.
This hip hop thing is gonna get me paid.
This hip hop thing is gonna get me paid.
This is an invasion of... Ow!
This is an invasion of... Ow!
This is it.
This is it.
This is really weird.
This is really weird.
This is seven days starting now.
This is seven days starting now.
This is slow motion like a Japanese warrior
This is slow motion like a Japanese warrior
This is your wife.
This is your wife.
This just five miles from where the last naked couple
This just five miles from where the last naked couple
This morning he woke up dead.
This morning he woke up dead.
This station is about sex, violence, and the weather.
This station is about sex, violence, and the weather.
This used to be their farm.
This used to be their farm.
This way, sir! God, this is exciting!
This way, sir! God, this is exciting!
Thought he wasn't?
Thought he wasn't?
Threatens a clothing optional beach where just yesterday
Threatens a clothing optional beach where just yesterday
Three letters.
Three letters.
Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through
Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Thug, look at what you got, please
Time to go back down the well, bitch.
Time to go back down the well, bitch.
To board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion.
To board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion.
To help others in their communities.
To help others in their communities.
To my left, we have the reigning champion.
To my left, we have the reigning champion.
To present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit.
To present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit.
TOGETHER: But he's not real
TOGETHER: But he's not real
Told him get on, leave it alone
Told him get on, leave it alone
Tom, are you...
Tom, are you...
Tom, I'll need a ride home.
Tom, I'll need a ride home.
TOM: George!
TOM: George!
Try being married to her.
Try being married to her.
Turn them around, honey.
Turn them around, honey.
Turning now to sports.
Turning now to sports.
Two fingers like Richard Nixon
Two fingers like Richard Nixon
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh oh. Come on.
Uh oh. Come on.
Uncle George!
Uncle George!
Until the end of the show.
Until the end of the show.
Used to mess with your chick out of boredom, son
Used to mess with your chick out of boredom, son
Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this.
Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this.
Very, very disturbing.
Very, very disturbing.
Very, very disturbing.
Very, very disturbing.
Wait, Cindy! Wait!
Wait, Cindy! Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Don't do this.
Wait. Don't do this.
Wake up! Breathe!
Wake up! Breathe!
Was brutally murdered.
Was brutally murdered.
Washington, D.C.'s leading morning news program,
Washington, D.C.'s leading morning news program,
Watch how you feel about me
Watch how you feel about me
Watch very carefully now.
Watch very carefully now.
We are all going to be killed.
We are all going to be killed.
We can get down and maybe they would like to come, too
We can get down and maybe they would like to come, too
We could be...
We could be...
We don't have round planes, sir.
We don't have round planes, sir.
We don't want a panic.
We don't want a panic.
We go outside and fight.
We go outside and fight.
We got to talk to the person who saw this coming,
We got to talk to the person who saw this coming,
We hardly knew her.
We hardly knew her.
We have to board up the house.
We have to board up the house.
We love each other.
We love each other.
We loved our daughter, but she was evil.
We loved our daughter, but she was evil.
We must destroy her before seven days.
We must destroy her before seven days.
We should be on alert for anything suspicious.
We should be on alert for anything suspicious.
We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl.
We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl.
We were worried sick.
We were worried sick.
We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
We'd never see the attack coming.
We'd never see the attack coming.
We'll just move slowly toward the exit.
We'll just move slowly toward the exit.
We'll update you as soon as we have any further information.
We'll update you as soon as we have any further information.
We're all just one big galactic family.
We're all just one big galactic family.
We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.
We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.
We're the only station that has it,
We're the only station that has it,
Wearing tampon singles
Wearing tampon singles
Welcome to the future, baby
Welcome to the future, baby
Well, about those chrome packing,
Well, about those chrome packing,
Well, finally you came out.
Well, finally you came out.
Well, how do you guys say goodbye?
Well, how do you guys say goodbye?
Well, I guess it's just an urban legend.
Well, I guess it's just an urban legend.
Well, I know!
Well, I know!
Well, if the buck stops here...
Well, if the buck stops here...
Well, it's scary.
Well, it's scary.
Well, it's way past your bedtime.
Well, it's way past your bedtime.
Well, on the second try.
Well, on the second try.
Well, that depends. What holiday?
Well, that depends. What holiday?
Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Well, there was a terrible mix up.
Well, there was a terrible mix up.
Well, there's something I need to...
Well, there's something I need to...
Well, what should I tell Cody?
Well, what should I tell Cody?
Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy.
Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy.
Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me.
Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me.
Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda.
Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda.
What about contingent affirmation?
What about contingent affirmation?
What are you doing out here?
What are you doing out here?
What else? Cody, what else do you see?
What else? Cody, what else do you see?
What if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat?
What if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat?
What if the aliens could take over human bodies?
What if the aliens could take over human bodies?
What in the world?
What in the world?
What is it?
What is it?
What is that thing?
What is that thing?
What is that?
What is that?
What is the connection between the crop circles and the tape?
What is the connection between the crop circles and the tape?
What is this?
What is this?
What vase? Oh! Sorry. I didn't know.
What vase? Oh! Sorry. I didn't know.
What was the assignment?
What was the assignment?
What you gonna brush now, huh?
What you gonna brush now, huh?
What you gonna do? That's all?
What you gonna do? That's all?
What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe?
What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Did I forget to put my pants on again?
What? Did I forget to put my pants on again?
What? Ugh!
What? Ugh!
What? Willie Mays?
What? Willie Mays?
What's good, baby?
What's good, baby?
What's up with the man with the tightest rap game
What's up with the man with the tightest rap game
What's wrong, George?
What's wrong, George?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Whatever you do, put me out of this pain."
Whatever you do, put me out of this pain."
When did you watch it?
When did you watch it?
When he spoke, his voice pitch
When he spoke, his voice pitch
When you a hype man, you take them hits.
When you a hype man, you take them hits.
Where is little Cody?
Where is little Cody?
Where is my daughter?
Where is my daughter?
Where they do it on the boat? And then in the car?
Where they do it on the boat? And then in the car?
Which is why I like you.
Which is why I like you.
While your homey's givin' up
While your homey's givin' up
Whitey hating gangsters, perhaps...
Whitey hating gangsters, perhaps...
Who cut that stuff into your corn?
Who cut that stuff into your corn?
Who is that little girl?
Who is that little girl?
Who you looking at?
Who you looking at?
Who's gay? Hello?
Who's gay? Hello?
Who's this?
Who's this?
Whoa, country ass, maple syrup ****a.
Whoa, country ass, maple syrup ****a.
Whoa! My bad.
Whoa! My bad.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why are these so interesting?
Why are these so interesting?
Why don't you bounce in my crib, we can roll on the roof
Why don't you bounce in my crib, we can roll on the roof
Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Why would I be good at that?
Why would I be good at that?
Why? He didn't watch the tape.
Why? He didn't watch the tape.
Why? You can always sleep over if you want.
Why? You can always sleep over if you want.
Will somebody get his ass out of here?
Will somebody get his ass out of here?
WILSON: Mr. President!
WILSON: Mr. President!
With a fantastic offer for Cody.
With a fantastic offer for Cody.
Without their heads, they're powerless!
Without their heads, they're powerless!
WOMAN ON TV: Day after day...
WOMAN ON TV: Day after day...
WOMAN: I'm coming for you, my precious.
WOMAN: I'm coming for you, my precious.
Women and children stay here.
Women and children stay here.
Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms?
Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms?
Word! You two should come down!
Word! You two should come down!
Would, could, should, 'hood.
Would, could, should, 'hood.
Y'all ready for the next throwdown?
Y'all ready for the next throwdown?
Yeah, yeah, a come on
Yeah, yeah, a come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, you want some biscuits? You want some biscuits?
Yeah, you want some biscuits? You want some biscuits?
Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I?
Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I?
Yeah! What's up?
Yeah! What's up?
Yeah! Yeah! A come on!
Yeah! Yeah! A come on!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. All right, all right.
Yeah. All right, all right.
Yeah. Forget it, Cody. Thank me later.
Yeah. Forget it, Cody. Thank me later.
Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that?
Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that?
Yeah. You, me, and...
Yeah. You, me, and...
Yes, go. Of course. Go.
Yes, go. Of course. Go.
Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living.
Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living.
Yes, I did. Every word of it.
Yes, I did. Every word of it.
Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual.
Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual.
Yes, the chair.
Yes, the chair.
Yes?
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. But it's up to you to discover how for yourself.
Yes. But it's up to you to discover how for yourself.
Yes. No. Wait.
Yes. No. Wait.
Yes. Okay.
Yes. Okay.
Yes. That reminds me.
Yes. That reminds me.
Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey.
Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey.
Yes. Yes. Of course I'll tell her.
Yes. Yes. Of course I'll tell her.
Yo, deejay, spin that shit!
Yo, deejay, spin that shit!
Yo, George, I don't care what you say, man.
Yo, George, I don't care what you say, man.
Yo, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man.
Yo, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man.
Yo, George, you need something?
Yo, George, you need something?
Yo, I'm who they kids look up to
Yo, I'm who they kids look up to
Yo, man, you got to take the lid off!
Yo, man, you got to take the lid off!
Yo, yo, yo, George!
Yo, yo, yo, George!
Yo.
Yo.
You all right, Tom? Get some rest.
You all right, Tom? Get some rest.
You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability.
You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability.
You are the eventuality of an anomaly.
You are the eventuality of an anomaly.
You are the president.
You are the president.
You better not sleep on the beats, capisce
You better not sleep on the beats, capisce
You can be his Spliff Star.
You can be his Spliff Star.
You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry
You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry
You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry
You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry
You can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep.
You can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep.
You can introduce Kebyar to your crew
You can introduce Kebyar to your crew
You can live or you can die, die, die
You can live or you can die, die, die
You can live or you can die, die, die
You can live or you can die, die, die
You can't afford 'em, son
You can't afford 'em, son
You can't stop us
You can't stop us
You cannot escape your fate in the streets
You cannot escape your fate in the streets
You cannot escape your fate in the streets
You cannot escape your fate in the streets
You damn aliens, let him go!
You damn aliens, let him go!
You did the story on our cop cycles.
You did the story on our cop cycles.
You do your thing tonight, all right?
You do your thing tonight, all right?
You don't dress like a farmer.
You don't dress like a farmer.
You don't have any faith in anything anymore.
You don't have any faith in anything anymore.
You don't have any faith in me.
You don't have any faith in me.
You don't have to be evil.
You don't have to be evil.
You don't need to wear pajamas.
You don't need to wear pajamas.
You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here
You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here
You fake B Rabbit out to battle me
You fake B Rabbit out to battle me
You go out there and you rip it tonight. All right, man?
You go out there and you rip it tonight. All right, man?
You got me!
You got me!
You guys feeling me? In the 'hood?
You guys feeling me? In the 'hood?
You have many questions.
You have many questions.
You just hate me 'cause I'm black.
You just hate me 'cause I'm black.
You know it!
You know it!
You know that. Goddamn.
You know that. Goddamn.
You know the 'hood always got your back.
You know the 'hood always got your back.
You know what else I heard?
You know what else I heard?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
You know, it's funny.
You know, it's funny.
You like the way the green tickle your nose
You like the way the green tickle your nose
You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it.
You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it.
You mean like down the middle in half?
You mean like down the middle in half?
You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?
You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?
You mean you watched the videotape?
You mean you watched the videotape?
You picked the wrong TV to come out of.
You picked the wrong TV to come out of.
You ready, George?
You ready, George?
You shook, son, look at how you looking
You shook, son, look at how you looking
You should be teaching classes!
You should be teaching classes!
You should have seen the look on your face!
You should have seen the look on your face!
You sick...
You sick...
You think it was the Kreisel boys
You think it was the Kreisel boys
You think you hot shit 'cause you got ice on your wrist
You think you hot shit 'cause you got ice on your wrist
You want a guy that's like, bam, bam, bam!
You want a guy that's like, bam, bam, bam!
You watch it.
You watch it.
You were just a little girl.
You were just a little girl.
You were with Josh last weekend?
You were with Josh last weekend?
You won. You won.
You won. You won.
You won. You won.
You won. You won.
You?
You?
You'll always be in my heart.
You'll always be in my heart.
You'll never take me alive!
You'll never take me alive!
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll think of something.
You'll think of something.
You're a good, caring person.
You're a good, caring person.
You're a liar in denial
You're a liar in denial
You're a needle in a haystack
You're a needle in a haystack
You're Cindy. Be right with you.
You're Cindy. Be right with you.
You're excited? You should feel my nipples.
You're excited? You should feel my nipples.
You're getting lucky tonight.
You're getting lucky tonight.
You're late again, Aunt Cindy.
You're late again, Aunt Cindy.
You're not getting in here!
You're not getting in here!
You're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy
You're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first.
You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first.
You're Tom Logan's brother.
You're Tom Logan's brother.
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
Your faith will return.
Your faith will return.
Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul.
Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul.
Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself.
Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself.
Your mom turned to me and said,
Your mom turned to me and said,
Your period starts in three... two... one.
Your period starts in three... two... one.
Zero, unh
Zero, unh
10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
50 black people get their ass beat by police today,
50 black people get their ass beat by police today,
100, 200 whitey hating, chrome packing,
100, 200 whitey hating, chrome packing,
469. I been cleaning after this dumb ass cracker Giggins
469. I been cleaning after this dumb ass cracker Giggins
[Air horn blows] Oh!
[Air horn blows] Oh!
[Door closes] [Exhales deeply]
[Door closes] [Exhales deeply]
[Door slams] I don't know.
[Door slams] I don't know.
[Fabric ripping] Aah!
[Fabric ripping] Aah!
[Gasps] Aah!
[Gasps] Aah!
[Hip hop music plays] Wait. Do you hear that?
[Hip hop music plays] Wait. Do you hear that?
[Shovel cocks] Follow me.
[Shovel cocks] Follow me.
[Snickering] Aah!
[Snickering] Aah!
[Tires screech, horn honks] And I guess that's it.
[Tires screech, horn honks] And I guess that's it.
[Toaster dings] [Gasps, screams]
[Toaster dings] [Gasps, screams]
A body may have been recovered. "May have been"?
A body may have been recovered. "May have been"?
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! CINDY: Wait!
Aah! CINDY: Wait!
Aah! Daddy!
Aah! Daddy!
Aah! Aunt Cindy, help! I'm coming, Cody.
Aah! Aunt Cindy, help! I'm coming, Cody.
about the supernatural. I know.
about the supernatural. I know.
All right. Baby, no!
All right. Baby, no!
And did you see the... No.
And did you see the... No.
Brenda! It's a miracle! No! George, stop!
Brenda! It's a miracle! No! George, stop!
Brenda? Brenda? [Stammering]
Brenda? Brenda? [Stammering]
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Can you hear me now? Yes. Perfect.
Can you hear me now? Yes. Perfect.
Charles! Charles! Clear!
Charles! Charles! Clear!
Check it out. [Chanting] Go! Go! Go!
Check it out. [Chanting] Go! Go! Go!
Cindy, you got a second? Sure.
Cindy, you got a second? Sure.
Cindy! [Telephone rings]
Cindy! [Telephone rings]
Daddy! Sue!
Daddy! Sue!
Damn! Damn!
Damn! Damn!
Down low. Okay.
Down low. Okay.
Everything's gonna be fine. Here it is.
Everything's gonna be fine. Here it is.
Filthy, rotten scum! Aah!
Filthy, rotten scum! Aah!
George, it's a wake! Awake?!
George, it's a wake! Awake?!
George. Cindy.
George. Cindy.
George. Hey.
George. Hey.
Go see them tonight. Tonight? Yeah.
Go see them tonight. Tonight? Yeah.
Hello! Nice to see you.
Hello! Nice to see you.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hmm. Oh, for real.
Hmm. Oh, for real.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
I know something even scarier. What?
I know something even scarier. What?
I know. We're in the 'hood now! No, man!
I know. We're in the 'hood now! No, man!
I love you. That's what I'm talking about.
I love you. That's what I'm talking about.
I think they want... [Banging]
I think they want... [Banging]
I think they're giggling. What?
I think they're giggling. What?
I'm gonna go get it. Sure.
I'm gonna go get it. Sure.
I'm still hitting that. He's still hitting it, man!
I'm still hitting that. He's still hitting it, man!
In the cornfield. They're coming!
In the cornfield. They're coming!
It did, didn't it? And you peed!
It did, didn't it? And you peed!
It's frightening, sir! Don't panic.
It's frightening, sir! Don't panic.
It's showtime, baby. Okay.
It's showtime, baby. Okay.
Just tell me who can help me! Damn!
Just tell me who can help me! Damn!
Kill her! Is you crazy? Baby!
Kill her! Is you crazy? Baby!
Let me explain. Tom.
Let me explain. Tom.
Let that go. [Laughing]
Let that go. [Laughing]
Listen to me. Agent Thompson!
Listen to me. Agent Thompson!
Martin Luther King Day. Then no.
Martin Luther King Day. Then no.
Mice. Mice? I thought she had rats.
Mice. Mice? I thought she had rats.
No sex! Poor Annie.
No sex! Poor Annie.
No! Is everything all right?
No! Is everything all right?
Not that tape. Oh.
Not that tape. Oh.
Oh, Brenda! [Choking]
Oh, Brenda! [Choking]
Oh, I left some numbers. I'm okay.
Oh, I left some numbers. I'm okay.
Oh, my God! [Laughs]
Oh, my God! [Laughs]
Oh, yes. Of course. Sorry!
Oh, yes. Of course. Sorry!
Oh! [Crash]
Oh! [Crash]
Oh! [Crowd gasping]
Oh! [Crowd gasping]
Oh! [Gasps]
Oh! [Gasps]
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! [Laughs]
Oh! Oh! [Laughs]
Okay, I'm off. Right.
Okay, I'm off. Right.
Okay, that's getting... Extremely annoying.
Okay, that's getting... Extremely annoying.
Okay. Cool. We shouldn't have to do that.
Okay. Cool. We shouldn't have to do that.
Only you can be the one... [Door opens]
Only you can be the one... [Door opens]
Ooh! [Screams]
Ooh! [Screams]
Or is it? Sir?
Or is it? Sir?
Orpheus? What, baby?
Orpheus? What, baby?
Ow! What happened?
Ow! What happened?
Real hyped! You stepped on my shoe, bitch!
Real hyped! You stepped on my shoe, bitch!
Right. Then this voice said... That you would die.
Right. Then this voice said... That you would die.
She'll be missed terribly. Oh, Jesus.
She'll be missed terribly. Oh, Jesus.
She's dead! Aah!
She's dead! Aah!
Six days now, right? Yeah.
Six days now, right? Yeah.
So can you tell me about... The tape?
So can you tell me about... The tape?
So what are you gonna do? I don't know.
So what are you gonna do? I don't know.
Something's not right. I know what you mean.
Something's not right. I know what you mean.
Sue? I can't sleep.
Sue? I can't sleep.
That shit would be redundant. No, it wouldn't.
That shit would be redundant. No, it wouldn't.
That's got to mean something. Hey!
That's got to mean something. Hey!
That's it! George!
That's it! George!
That's not quite true. Sir?
That's not quite true. Sir?
The aliens aren't invading. Aah!
The aliens aren't invading. Aah!
There's an alien force Oh, no.
There's an alien force Oh, no.
Tom, did you hear... [Dog barks]
Tom, did you hear... [Dog barks]
Ugh! All right, and the men,
Ugh! All right, and the men,
Ugh! Cindy!
Ugh! Cindy!
Ugh! Die!
Ugh! Die!
Ugh! Gug, mug, dug, bug.
Ugh! Gug, mug, dug, bug.
Upstairs. Okay.
Upstairs. Okay.
We over here, y'all! He ain't gonna bust nothing.
We over here, y'all! He ain't gonna bust nothing.
We're all counting on you. [Splash]
We're all counting on you. [Splash]
What do we do? I don't know!
What do we do? I don't know!
What else you got? George.
What else you got? George.
What he need is a hype man. Word!
What he need is a hype man. Word!
What is your dream? To have a dream.
What is your dream? To have a dream.
What? Goodbye, Cindy.
What? Goodbye, Cindy.
What's good with you, boy? Dude!
What's good with you, boy? Dude!
What's up, then?! Mother...
What's up, then?! Mother...
who ain't bringing that shit. Yeah. At least. Yeah.
who ain't bringing that shit. Yeah. At least. Yeah.
Whoo! [Mid tempo beat plays]
Whoo! [Mid tempo beat plays]
Word? What for? I'm dead serious.
Word? What for? I'm dead serious.
Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
Yes. I watched it and... The phone rang.
Yes. I watched it and... The phone rang.
Yo, what's up, George? C.J.!
Yo, what's up, George? C.J.!
Yo! Sounds good!
Yo! Sounds good!
You do? Who? Wait up, man.
You do? Who? Wait up, man.
Your injuries must be awful. No sex.
Your injuries must be awful. No sex.
Your mama! I got your number, homey.
Your mama! I got your number, homey.
...hardship in your life.
...hardship in your life.
'Cause he's all right, but he's not real
'Cause he's all right, but he's not real
'Cause I will do anything for you.
'Cause I will do anything for you.
'Cause whitey just struck back
'Cause whitey just struck back
'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead.
'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead.
'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
"All eyez on me." Hey, this shit is banging.
"All eyez on me." Hey, this shit is banging.
"Dude"!
"Dude"!
"Hey, you want him? Take him."
"Hey, you want him? Take him."
"I want to be an astronaut. A cowboy.
"I want to be an astronaut. A cowboy.
"Scary Movie 3"
"Scary Movie 3"
"The cow says blank."
"The cow says blank."
"The Morning News."
"The Morning News."
["Jeopardy!" theme plays]
["Jeopardy!" theme plays]
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
[All shouting]
[All shouting]
[Banging]
[Banging]
[Banging]
[Banging]
[Banging]
[Banging]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Blabbering]
[Blabbering]
[Blowing nose]
[Blowing nose]
[Bullet ricochets, woman shrieks]
[Bullet ricochets, woman shrieks]
[Car alarm activates]
[Car alarm activates]
[Cell phone rings]
[Cell phone rings]
[Chainsaw sputters, buzzes]
[Chainsaw sputters, buzzes]
[Chanting] Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?
[Chanting] Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?
[Choking]
[Choking]
[Click, dial tone]
[Click, dial tone]
[Coughs] Honey.
[Coughs] Honey.
[Crash]
[Crash]
[Creaking]
[Creaking]
[Crowbar clanks]
[Crowbar clanks]
[Crowd booing]
[Crowd booing]
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd cheers]
[Crowd cheers]
[Crowd murmuring]
[Crowd murmuring]
[Crowd yelling]
[Crowd yelling]
[Crying] My sweet, sweet Brenda.
[Crying] My sweet, sweet Brenda.
[Distorted voice] "You're gonna die in seven days."
[Distorted voice] "You're gonna die in seven days."
[Farting loudly]
[Farting loudly]
[Farts]
[Farts]
[Fly buzzes]
[Fly buzzes]
[Footsteps]
[Footsteps]
[Gasps, screams]
[Gasps, screams]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] Ow!
[Gasps] Ow!
[Gasps] Yahtzee!
[Gasps] Yahtzee!
[Giggles]
[Giggles]
[Girl chanting]
[Girl chanting]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Girl screams]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans] I had to ask.
[Groans] I had to ask.
[Growling]
[Growling]
[Growls]
[Growls]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts] Aah!
[Grunts] Aah!
[Grunts] No sex.
[Grunts] No sex.
[Hip hop music plays]
[Hip hop music plays]
[Horn blaring]
[Horn blaring]
[Humming]
[Humming]
[Humming]
[Humming]
[Jeering]
[Jeering]
[Kebyar's "Smoke It Up" plays]
[Kebyar's "Smoke It Up" plays]
[Knock on door]
[Knock on door]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Okay, you got me.
[Laughs] Okay, you got me.
[Laughs] What you gonna brush now?
[Laughs] What you gonna brush now?
[Lower note plays]
[Lower note plays]
[Man speaking indistinctly]
[Man speaking indistinctly]
[Mechanized voice] At last we meet, Mr. President.
[Mechanized voice] At last we meet, Mr. President.
[Mid tempo beat plays]
[Mid tempo beat plays]
[Mumbling]
[Mumbling]
[Mumbling]
[Mumbling]
[Normal voice] And seven days later...
[Normal voice] And seven days later...
[Note plays]
[Note plays]
[Notes playing]
[Notes playing]
[Rings]
[Rings]
[Rustling]
[Rustling]
[Screams effeminately]
[Screams effeminately]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Sheep bleating, crash]
[Sheep bleating, crash]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs] People don't care about this.
[Sighs] People don't care about this.
[Snaps, whimpers]
[Snaps, whimpers]
[Splash]
[Splash]
[Squawking]
[Squawking]
[Stammering]
[Stammering]
[Stammers]
[Stammers]
[Telephone ringing]
[Telephone ringing]
[Telephone ringing]
[Telephone ringing]
[Telephone ringing]
[Telephone ringing]
[Television clicks off, both sigh]
[Television clicks off, both sigh]
[Thud]
[Thud]
[Thud]
[Thud]
[Thunder crashes]
[Thunder crashes]
[Thunder crashes]
[Thunder crashes]
[Tires screech]
[Tires screech]
[Tires screeching]
[Tires screeching]
[Tires screeching]
[Tires screeching]
[Trilling]
[Trilling]
[Up tempo beat plays]
[Up tempo beat plays]
[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]
[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]
[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]
[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]
[Urinating resumes]
[Urinating resumes]
[Urinating stops, screaming stops]
[Urinating stops, screaming stops]
[Urinating stops, screaming stops]
[Urinating stops, screaming stops]
[Urinating]
[Urinating]
[Volume on TV increases]
[Volume on TV increases]
[Vomiting]
[Vomiting]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whistling]
[Whistling]
[Wind whipping]
[Wind whipping]
[Wind whipping]
[Wind whipping]

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