A And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song,
A And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song, from American Pie (1999)
A little father son, uh uh, chat."
A little father son, uh uh, chat." from American Pie (1999)
Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in.
Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in. from American Pie (1999)
After... getting laid? from American Pie (1999)
Ah, well, I got to I got to hit the showers now,
Ah, well, I got to I got to hit the showers now, from American Pie (1999)
All right, all right! from American Pie (1999)
All right, status check. Where do you guys stand?
All right, status check. Where do you guys stand? from American Pie (1999)
All right. from American Pie (1999)
All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us.
All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us. from American Pie (1999)
All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 ETA. Beer in hand by five after.
All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 ETA. Beer in hand by five after. from American Pie (1999)
All right. Listen, thanks for understanding.
All right. Listen, thanks for understanding. from American Pie (1999)
All right. So now you know. Good luck.
All right. So now you know. Good luck. from American Pie (1999)
All right. Thanks. from American Pie (1999)
All right. What you need to do...
All right. What you need to do... from American Pie (1999)
All that you got to do is just ask 'em questions...
All that you got to do is just ask 'em questions... from American Pie (1999)
All you got to do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'net...
All you got to do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'net... from American Pie (1999)
Allow me. from American Pie (1999)
And And he plays trombone
And And he plays trombone from American Pie (1999)
And and people don't mean it.
And and people don't mean it. from American Pie (1999)
And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy.
And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy. from American Pie (1999)
And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips.
And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips. from American Pie (1999)
And I have to admit, uh, you know.
And I have to admit, uh, you know. from American Pie (1999)
And I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed."
And I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed." from American Pie (1999)
And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin.
And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
And I'm not going to stand around here busting my balls over something that,
And I'm not going to stand around here busting my balls over something that, from American Pie (1999)
And know that you used the time you had?
And know that you used the time you had? from American Pie (1999)
And listen to what they have to say and shit.
And listen to what they have to say and shit. from American Pie (1999)
And me going to Ithaca, from American Pie (1999)
And one time at band camp,
And one time at band camp, from American Pie (1999)
And spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic.
And spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic. from American Pie (1999)
And tell me the address. from American Pie (1999)
And the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny.
And the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny. from American Pie (1999)
And then he just puked his brains out.
And then he just puked his brains out. from American Pie (1999)
And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy...
And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy... from American Pie (1999)
And they have focused on the breasts,
And they have focused on the breasts, from American Pie (1999)
And this is a much more exotic magazine.
And this is a much more exotic magazine. from American Pie (1999)
And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. from American Pie (1999)
And tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
And tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it. from American Pie (1999)
And we'll be on our own, meeting new people.
And we'll be on our own, meeting new people. from American Pie (1999)
And when I do talk to them, I screw it up.
And when I do talk to them, I screw it up. from American Pie (1999)
And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right?
And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right? from American Pie (1999)
And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.
And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet. from American Pie (1999)
And you can't plan everything.
And you can't plan everything. from American Pie (1999)
And you don't have any. from American Pie (1999)
And you got a keg too! from American Pie (1999)
And you're not going to do anything about that?
And you're not going to do anything about that? from American Pie (1999)
And you're still stranded on third base.
And you're still stranded on third base. from American Pie (1999)
And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy.
And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. from American Pie (1999)
And, uh, I care about you a lot.
And, uh, I care about you a lot. from American Pie (1999)
And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had...
And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... from American Pie (1999)
And... your girlfriend? from American Pie (1999)
Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me!
Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me! from American Pie (1999)
Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool.
Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool. from American Pie (1999)
Are you lost? from American Pie (1999)
Aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone...
Aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... from American Pie (1999)
As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge!
As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge! from American Pie (1999)
As if there was an alternative in the matter.
As if there was an alternative in the matter. from American Pie (1999)
Attitude? Me? from American Pie (1999)
Banging a tennis ball against a brick wall.
Banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. from American Pie (1999)
Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do.
Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do. from American Pie (1999)
Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal.
Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal. from American Pie (1999)
Before high school was over,
Before high school was over, from American Pie (1999)
Before you leave tonight.
Before you leave tonight. from American Pie (1999)
Best of luck to you boys.
Best of luck to you boys. from American Pie (1999)
Breath check. from American Pie (1999)
Bullshit. There's no way.
Bullshit. There's no way. from American Pie (1999)
Busted. from American Pie (1999)
But I think this is going to be really, really good.
But I think this is going to be really, really good. from American Pie (1999)
But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?
But it takes the edge off, doesn't it? from American Pie (1999)
But it's going to be cool, because the game's at State,
But it's going to be cool, because the game's at State, from American Pie (1999)
But our dragon style will defeat it.
But our dragon style will defeat it. from American Pie (1999)
But then you, you do it again and again and again
But then you, you do it again and again and again from American Pie (1999)
But we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing,
But we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing, from American Pie (1999)
But we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun.
But we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun. from American Pie (1999)
But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk.
But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. from American Pie (1999)
But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there.
But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. from American Pie (1999)
But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year.
But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. from American Pie (1999)
But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one eyed snake" five, six times a day.
But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one eyed snake" five, six times a day. from American Pie (1999)
But you've got to think about it this way.
But you've got to think about it this way. from American Pie (1999)
But, uh But not as arousing as you.
But, uh But not as arousing as you. from American Pie (1999)
But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though.
But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. from American Pie (1999)
Bye. from American Pie (1999)
Bye. from American Pie (1999)
Can you believe This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.
Can you believe This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever. from American Pie (1999)
Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really want to kick their ass.
Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really want to kick their ass. from American Pie (1999)
Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here?
Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here? from American Pie (1999)
Christ, I didn't tell you to leave the game.
Christ, I didn't tell you to leave the game. from American Pie (1999)
Chuck Sherman is a liar. from American Pie (1999)
Come in. Come in. from American Pie (1999)
Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends.
Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends. from American Pie (1999)
Come on, Heather. Work with me here.
Come on, Heather. Work with me here. from American Pie (1999)
Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night.
Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night. from American Pie (1999)
Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great.
Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. from American Pie (1999)
Come on! Get over there! from American Pie (1999)
Come on! What's going on here?
Come on! What's going on here? from American Pie (1999)
Come on! Whoo hoo! from American Pie (1999)
Come on. I saw you on the 'net. Why do you think I accepted this date?
Come on. I saw you on the 'net. Why do you think I accepted this date? from American Pie (1999)
Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake.
Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake. from American Pie (1999)
Come to me. from American Pie (1999)
Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high.
Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. from American Pie (1999)
Consider it a consolation prize.
Consider it a consolation prize. from American Pie (1999)
Cool, hip Jim? from American Pie (1999)
Cool. Tell him the subs are great.
Cool. Tell him the subs are great. from American Pie (1999)
Cornell's not that far from UofM.
Cornell's not that far from UofM. from American Pie (1999)
Cut it out, man! from American Pie (1999)
Damn, my parts fucking stink!
Damn, my parts fucking stink! from American Pie (1999)
Deep conversation, huh? from American Pie (1999)
Did not just take out that chair.
Did not just take out that chair. from American Pie (1999)
Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman?
Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman? from American Pie (1999)
Do that cheerleader. from American Pie (1999)
Do you guys want to look back on your days at East...
Do you guys want to look back on your days at East... from American Pie (1999)
Do you just want to flip to the centre section?
Do you just want to flip to the centre section? from American Pie (1999)
Do you want to be my date for the prom?
Do you want to be my date for the prom? from American Pie (1999)
Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine?
Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine? from American Pie (1999)
Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough.
Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough. from American Pie (1999)
Dude, it's going to happen. She's a college chick.
Dude, it's going to happen. She's a college chick. from American Pie (1999)
Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid.
Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid. from American Pie (1999)
Dude, you got to take a shit! You smell like a Yeti!
Dude, you got to take a shit! You smell like a Yeti! from American Pie (1999)
Er, nah. It's It's more than an agreement.
Er, nah. It's It's more than an agreement. from American Pie (1999)
Even if he can't say it, he does.
Even if he can't say it, he does. from American Pie (1999)
Ex Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is?
Ex Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is? from American Pie (1999)
Exactly. from American Pie (1999)
Excuse me, everyone. from American Pie (1999)
Excuse me? from American Pie (1999)
Fellows, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator.
Fellows, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator. from American Pie (1999)
Fellows, say good bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.
Fellows, say good bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. from American Pie (1999)
Fellows! What's going on?
Fellows! What's going on? from American Pie (1999)
Fellows! What's going on?
Fellows! What's going on? from American Pie (1999)
Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica,
Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica, from American Pie (1999)
Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse.
Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse. from American Pie (1999)
Finch. shit brick. from American Pie (1999)
Focus on the music. Think melody.
Focus on the music. Think melody. from American Pie (1999)
For me. from American Pie (1999)
For the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected."
For the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected." from American Pie (1999)
For you seniors, this marks the culmination...
For you seniors, this marks the culmination... from American Pie (1999)
For you to, uh, peruse at your, uh at your leisure.
For you to, uh, peruse at your, uh at your leisure. from American Pie (1999)
Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure.
Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure. from American Pie (1999)
Freak. from American Pie (1999)
Fuck me! There's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house.
Fuck me! There's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. from American Pie (1999)
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers! from American Pie (1999)
Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers!
Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers! from American Pie (1999)
Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky?
Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky? from American Pie (1999)
Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
Gentlemen, destiny awaits. from American Pie (1999)
Give me a break. You're so full of it.
Give me a break. You're so full of it. from American Pie (1999)
Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand. from American Pie (1999)
Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher. from American Pie (1999)
Goal, Ostreicher! from American Pie (1999)
God bless the Internet. from American Pie (1999)
God, he's like so... refined.
God, he's like so... refined. from American Pie (1999)
God, how juvenile. from American Pie (1999)
God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party.
God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. from American Pie (1999)
God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend...
God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... from American Pie (1999)
Goddamn. from American Pie (1999)
Good. from American Pie (1999)
Goody goody choirgirl priss?
Goody goody choirgirl priss? from American Pie (1999)
Great. See you next time.
Great. See you next time. from American Pie (1999)
Great. See you tomorrow. from American Pie (1999)
Guys, uh from American Pie (1999)
Guys. She said it. from American Pie (1999)
Had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds.
Had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. from American Pie (1999)
Haha, bitches! from American Pie (1999)
Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit.
Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit. from American Pie (1999)
He blew it. from American Pie (1999)
He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me.
He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. from American Pie (1999)
He's ruining daisy! Whoo!
He's ruining daisy! Whoo! from American Pie (1999)
Heather, I wasn't making fun of you.
Heather, I wasn't making fun of you. from American Pie (1999)
Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it.
Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. from American Pie (1999)
Hell, that's what half of band camp is Sex Ed.
Hell, that's what half of band camp is Sex Ed. from American Pie (1999)
Here you go. That's what you need to do.
Here you go. That's what you need to do. from American Pie (1999)
Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer
Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer from American Pie (1999)
Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate.
Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay?
Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Hey, can I ask you a question? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a I'm a fraud.
Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a I'm a fraud. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, Finch. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams.
Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, look. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, no problem, 'Nova. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale?
Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?
Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party.
Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. from American Pie (1999)
Hey, uh, where's Finch? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going?
Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, what are you doing here? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party?
Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party? from American Pie (1999)
Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia?
Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia? from American Pie (1999)
Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here.
Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. from American Pie (1999)
Hi. from American Pie (1999)
Hmm. from American Pie (1999)
Hmm. from American Pie (1999)
Hmm. from American Pie (1999)
Hmph. from American Pie (1999)
Holy shit. from American Pie (1999)
How about you guys actually locate your dicks,
How about you guys actually locate your dicks, from American Pie (1999)
How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them,
How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, from American Pie (1999)
How do you know that? from American Pie (1999)
How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?
How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation? from American Pie (1999)
How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man?
How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man? from American Pie (1999)
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up! from American Pie (1999)
Huddle up! Come on! Okay.
Huddle up! Come on! Okay. from American Pie (1999)
I I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you.
I I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you. from American Pie (1999)
I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with.
I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. from American Pie (1999)
I believe the kegs are upstairs.
I believe the kegs are upstairs. from American Pie (1999)
I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else.
I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else. from American Pie (1999)
I can't. I don't know how he's doing it.
I can't. I don't know how he's doing it. from American Pie (1999)
I could change clothes at your place.
I could change clothes at your place. from American Pie (1999)
I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger.
I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. from American Pie (1999)
I don't get it. I just don't.
I don't get it. I just don't. from American Pie (1999)
I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that?
I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that? from American Pie (1999)
I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe
I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe from American Pie (1999)
I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle."
I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle." from American Pie (1999)
I don't know what I'm going to say.
I don't know what I'm going to say. from American Pie (1999)
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work! from American Pie (1999)
I don't know. How do you?
I don't know. How do you? from American Pie (1999)
I don't know. I got it from Kevin.
I don't know. I got it from Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared.
I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared. from American Pie (1999)
I don't like the kid, but he's got a point.
I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. from American Pie (1999)
I don't think he's coming back.
I don't think he's coming back. from American Pie (1999)
I don't think he's going to have a problem shitting in school anymore.
I don't think he's going to have a problem shitting in school anymore. from American Pie (1999)
I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing.
I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing. from American Pie (1999)
I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're going to score.
I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're going to score. from American Pie (1999)
I don't want to write all those extra essays they make you do.
I don't want to write all those extra essays they make you do. from American Pie (1999)
I don't want you coming so damn early this time.
I don't want you coming so damn early this time. from American Pie (1999)
I feel like I've already won.
I feel like I've already won. from American Pie (1999)
I got company, if you know what I mean?
I got company, if you know what I mean? from American Pie (1999)
I got some scotch. from American Pie (1999)
I got something for you. from American Pie (1999)
I guess I'll be going now.
I guess I'll be going now. from American Pie (1999)
I had no idea you'd be this good. Neither did I.
I had no idea you'd be this good. Neither did I. from American Pie (1999)
I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay.
I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay. from American Pie (1999)
I have an announcement that I would like to make.
I have an announcement that I would like to make. from American Pie (1999)
I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on.
I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on. from American Pie (1999)
I highly recommend you join the club.
I highly recommend you join the club. from American Pie (1999)
I I don't want to dupe her.
I I don't want to dupe her. from American Pie (1999)
I I mean, the scars healed really well.
I I mean, the scars healed really well. from American Pie (1999)
I I really don't think they liked it.
I I really don't think they liked it. from American Pie (1999)
I I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight.
I I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight. from American Pie (1999)
I just got to say that women,
I just got to say that women, from American Pie (1999)
I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing.
I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing. from American Pie (1999)
I just realized that I don't know anything about you.
I just realized that I don't know anything about you. from American Pie (1999)
I just thought it was about sex this time.
I just thought it was about sex this time. from American Pie (1999)
I just thought you all should know this.
I just thought you all should know this. from American Pie (1999)
I kid you not, man. Look. Listen.
I kid you not, man. Look. Listen. from American Pie (1999)
I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me.
I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me. from American Pie (1999)
I know that Vicky's going to ask me if I love her, and...
I know that Vicky's going to ask me if I love her, and... from American Pie (1999)
I know. from American Pie (1999)
I know. It went by so fast.
I know. It went by so fast. from American Pie (1999)
I love you. from American Pie (1999)
I love you. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it.
I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but...
I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but... from American Pie (1999)
I mean, check it out. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?
I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school? from American Pie (1999)
I mean, h have you just never had one with Kevin...
I mean, h have you just never had one with Kevin... from American Pie (1999)
I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?
I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? from American Pie (1999)
I mean, I can't talk to girls.
I mean, I can't talk to girls. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing.
I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now.
I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom.
I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, I'm on the brink.
I mean, I'm on the brink. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that.
I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it?
I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it? from American Pie (1999)
I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us.
I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, uh from American Pie (1999)
I mean, uh, music is so expressive.
I mean, uh, music is so expressive. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, we could make it work.
I mean, we could make it work. from American Pie (1999)
I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track.
I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track. from American Pie (1999)
I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera."
I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera." from American Pie (1999)
I never did it with baked goods.
I never did it with baked goods. from American Pie (1999)
I never had sex with him.
I never had sex with him. from American Pie (1999)
I promise. So, just... relax,
I promise. So, just... relax, from American Pie (1999)
I really have no idea. from American Pie (1999)
I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.
I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. from American Pie (1999)
I should be able to talk to girls.
I should be able to talk to girls. from American Pie (1999)
I shouldn't have got hot there.
I shouldn't have got hot there. from American Pie (1999)
I suppose that would be okay. Sure.
I suppose that would be okay. Sure. from American Pie (1999)
I think I should. from American Pie (1999)
I think shithead really says it.
I think shithead really says it. from American Pie (1999)
I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic.
I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic. from American Pie (1999)
I think you need your balls reattached.
I think you need your balls reattached. from American Pie (1999)
I thought you might know a trick or something to make her
I thought you might know a trick or something to make her from American Pie (1999)
I want the right time, the right moment, the right place
I want the right time, the right moment, the right place from American Pie (1999)
I want you to be very, very careful...
I want you to be very, very careful... from American Pie (1999)
I want you to know. from American Pie (1999)
I want you to think about what this means to you.
I want you to think about what this means to you. from American Pie (1999)
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive.
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. from American Pie (1999)
I was used. from American Pie (1999)
I was used. Cool! from American Pie (1999)
I wasn't lying. from American Pie (1999)
I, uh I guess that just leaves Jim trailing.
I, uh I guess that just leaves Jim trailing. from American Pie (1999)
I... am now a man. from American Pie (1999)
I'll do it. from American Pie (1999)
I'll look for you in the no fucking section.
I'll look for you in the no fucking section. from American Pie (1999)
I'll save you a seat. from American Pie (1999)
I'll, uh I'll go downstairs and start studying up.
I'll, uh I'll go downstairs and start studying up. from American Pie (1999)
I'm a I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon.
I'm a I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. from American Pie (1999)
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... from American Pie (1999)
I'm a virgin, and, uh from American Pie (1999)
I'm articulate. from American Pie (1999)
I'm going to find myself a little hottie.
I'm going to find myself a little hottie. from American Pie (1999)
I'm going to go hang out with that geek over there...
I'm going to go hang out with that geek over there... from American Pie (1999)
I'm going to go inside and grab my bag.
I'm going to go inside and grab my bag. from American Pie (1999)
I'm going to just leave these books here...
I'm going to just leave these books here... from American Pie (1999)
I'm I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a
I'm I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a from American Pie (1999)
I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched.
I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched. from American Pie (1999)
I'm so happy for you. from American Pie (1999)
I'm sorry, Coach. from American Pie (1999)
I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.
I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch. from American Pie (1999)
I'm talking about alcohol, liquor.
I'm talking about alcohol, liquor. from American Pie (1999)
I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am.
I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. from American Pie (1999)
I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game.
I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. from American Pie (1999)
I've had one. from American Pie (1999)
I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!
I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex! from American Pie (1999)
If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm going to be really pissed.
If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm going to be really pissed. from American Pie (1999)
If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all woman's channel.
If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all woman's channel. from American Pie (1999)
If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you going to sleep with one?
If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you going to sleep with one? from American Pie (1999)
If you think so, just open it.
If you think so, just open it. from American Pie (1999)
If you try that at M.S.U. this Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
If you try that at M.S.U. this Saturday, I'll kick your ass. from American Pie (1999)
Illegal channels? Shit! from American Pie (1999)
Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards.
Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards. from American Pie (1999)
Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky...
Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky... from American Pie (1999)
Is learn how to press a girl's buttons.
Is learn how to press a girl's buttons. from American Pie (1999)
Is she? from American Pie (1999)
Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed?
Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed? from American Pie (1999)
Is that what you call it?
Is that what you call it? from American Pie (1999)
Is that... nothing's perfect.
Is that... nothing's perfect. from American Pie (1999)
It all boils down to today.
It all boils down to today. from American Pie (1999)
It just starts to feel good. Really good.
It just starts to feel good. Really good. from American Pie (1999)
It may seem like it's way out of left field.
It may seem like it's way out of left field. from American Pie (1999)
It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke.
It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke. from American Pie (1999)
It originally started as a sex manual,
It originally started as a sex manual, from American Pie (1999)
It was a bathroom incident.
It was a bathroom incident. from American Pie (1999)
It was a very special night, very special.
It was a very special night, very special. from American Pie (1999)
It was good. from American Pie (1999)
It was just my time. It was just my time.
It was just my time. It was just my time. from American Pie (1999)
It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory.
It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory. from American Pie (1999)
It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire
It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire from American Pie (1999)
It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in.
It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. from American Pie (1999)
It's going to be fun. from American Pie (1999)
It's going to sound really bad, but, uh,
It's going to sound really bad, but, uh, from American Pie (1999)
It's got to be completely perfect.
It's got to be completely perfect. from American Pie (1999)
It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know?
It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know? from American Pie (1999)
It's not always about sex.
It's not always about sex. from American Pie (1999)
It's not going to work, is it?
It's not going to work, is it? from American Pie (1999)
It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy. from American Pie (1999)
It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement.
It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement. from American Pie (1999)
It's sort of sexual. from American Pie (1999)
It's true. I mean, after this, everything's going to be different.
It's true. I mean, after this, everything's going to be different. from American Pie (1999)
It's what your friends call you.
It's what your friends call you. from American Pie (1999)
It's your turn. from American Pie (1999)
James? from American Pie (1999)
Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.
Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me. from American Pie (1999)
Jessica, this is great! Wow!
Jessica, this is great! Wow! from American Pie (1999)
Jesus. from American Pie (1999)
Jim, get some fucking balls.
Jim, get some fucking balls. from American Pie (1999)
Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. from American Pie (1999)
Jim, I'm just going to say one thing...
Jim, I'm just going to say one thing... from American Pie (1999)
Jim, just wait until she leaves.
Jim, just wait until she leaves. from American Pie (1999)
Jim? from American Pie (1999)
Jim? There's a, uh a young lady here to see you.
Jim? There's a, uh a young lady here to see you. from American Pie (1999)
Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience.
Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. from American Pie (1999)
Just relax. from American Pie (1999)
Keep going. from American Pie (1999)
Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something?
Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something? from American Pie (1999)
Kev? from American Pie (1999)
Kev? I think we've come...
Kev? I think we've come... from American Pie (1999)
Kev? Kev? Ke from American Pie (1999)
Kevin, I'm sure that they're not.
Kevin, I'm sure that they're not. from American Pie (1999)
Kevin, what's with the attitude?
Kevin, what's with the attitude? from American Pie (1999)
Kevin? from American Pie (1999)
Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is going to be here soon.
Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is going to be here soon. from American Pie (1999)
Laid back Jim... from American Pie (1999)
Last night, though. from American Pie (1999)
Like a fine wine, only get better with age.
Like a fine wine, only get better with age. from American Pie (1999)
Like hang out with friends and stuff.
Like hang out with friends and stuff. from American Pie (1999)
Like... how do you want to do it?
Like... how do you want to do it? from American Pie (1999)
Like... normal style. The missionary position.
Like... normal style. The missionary position. from American Pie (1999)
Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing?
Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing? from American Pie (1999)
Look, do you know what made me leave that game?
Look, do you know what made me leave that game? from American Pie (1999)
Look, I got to go. Sixteen minutes round trip.
Look, I got to go. Sixteen minutes round trip. from American Pie (1999)
Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to.
Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to. from American Pie (1999)
Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around,
Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around, from American Pie (1999)
Look. Sarah, from American Pie (1999)
Looking for the best way to score.
Looking for the best way to score. from American Pie (1999)
Maybe it's time... from American Pie (1999)
Maybe the words aren't that important.
Maybe the words aren't that important. from American Pie (1999)
Me? Nothing. from American Pie (1999)
Michelle, Michelle. from American Pie (1999)
Michelle, um from American Pie (1999)
Michelle. from American Pie (1999)
Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke.
Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. from American Pie (1999)
MILF! MILF! from American Pie (1999)
MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude?
MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude? from American Pie (1999)
Mm hmm. from American Pie (1999)
Mom, I'm home! from American Pie (1999)
Mom, where's from American Pie (1999)
Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? from American Pie (1999)
My date too, perhaps? from American Pie (1999)
My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova.
My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova. from American Pie (1999)
My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but...
My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... from American Pie (1999)
Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you.
Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you. from American Pie (1999)
Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it.
Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it. from American Pie (1999)
Naturally, I embellished a little bit.
Naturally, I embellished a little bit. from American Pie (1999)
Next step! from American Pie (1999)
Next step! from American Pie (1999)
Next year with you going to Ann Arbor...
Next year with you going to Ann Arbor... from American Pie (1999)
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! from American Pie (1999)
No money involved. More important than any bet.
No money involved. More important than any bet. from American Pie (1999)
No no no, really really. Like Like I was born without that part of the brain.
No no no, really really. Like Like I was born without that part of the brain. from American Pie (1999)
No offence, but you're talking about a post high school, long distance relationship.
No offence, but you're talking about a post high school, long distance relationship. from American Pie (1999)
No way! from American Pie (1999)
No, I didn't hear that one.
No, I didn't hear that one. from American Pie (1999)
No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom?
No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? from American Pie (1999)
No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.
No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings. from American Pie (1999)
No, I'm missing the game for you.
No, I'm missing the game for you. from American Pie (1999)
No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favour.
No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favour. from American Pie (1999)
No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part.
No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. from American Pie (1999)
No, no, no, I'm I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh I've got reserves.
No, no, no, I'm I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh I've got reserves. from American Pie (1999)
No, no, no. I don't want a date.
No, no, no. I don't want a date. from American Pie (1999)
No, no, not lost. Just, um,
No, no, not lost. Just, um, from American Pie (1999)
No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week.
No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week. from American Pie (1999)
No, that's That's not what I mean.
No, that's That's not what I mean. from American Pie (1999)
No, we shouldn't be. from American Pie (1999)
No, you see You see, Heather,
No, you see You see, Heather, from American Pie (1999)
No. Come on. We made a pact.
No. Come on. We made a pact. from American Pie (1999)
No. Don't say that. from American Pie (1999)
No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'net.
No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'net. from American Pie (1999)
No. No. Here, babe! from American Pie (1999)
Not bad, Chris. from American Pie (1999)
Not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score
Not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score from American Pie (1999)
Now, come on, Kevin. Open it.
Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. from American Pie (1999)
Now, do you think she would prefer...
Now, do you think she would prefer... from American Pie (1999)
Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away,
Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, from American Pie (1999)
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. from American Pie (1999)
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. from American Pie (1999)
Now, I just want you to know that it's it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing.
Now, I just want you to know that it's it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. from American Pie (1999)
Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years.
Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years. from American Pie (1999)
Now, it's my turn to see you.
Now, it's my turn to see you. from American Pie (1999)
Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex.
Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex. from American Pie (1999)
Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region
Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region from American Pie (1999)
Now, we're in business. from American Pie (1999)
Now, we're in business. from American Pie (1999)
Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh,
Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh, from American Pie (1999)
Oh All right, there he goes.
Oh All right, there he goes. from American Pie (1999)
Oh ho, yeah! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, and you get to drive across Canada.
Oh, and you get to drive across Canada. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no.
Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it?
Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it? from American Pie (1999)
Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez.
Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, Finchy. Finch. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, God! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, God. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, God. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, gosh. I I forgot. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid.
Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh
Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh from American Pie (1999)
Oh, Jim, you're here. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, man! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, my God, bro, dude. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, my God, you're gay! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, my God! This is too much.
Oh, my God! This is too much. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, my God. She used me. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, no, thank you. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, ohh. Now. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight.
Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, shit. Guys Guys from American Pie (1999)
Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day.
Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring.
Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, there we go. Come on, move!
Oh, there we go. Come on, move! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs.
Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah!
Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah! I'm bone smuggling, baby.
Oh, yeah! I'm bone smuggling, baby. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah! That would be great.
Oh, yeah! That would be great. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah? How? from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah. Oh! from American Pie (1999)
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back.
Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back. from American Pie (1999)
Oh, you need to You need to change, right?
Oh, you need to You need to change, right? from American Pie (1999)
Oh, you're so big! from American Pie (1999)
Oh! from American Pie (1999)
Oh! from American Pie (1999)
Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines.
Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines. from American Pie (1999)
Oh! Oh! from American Pie (1999)
Oh. from American Pie (1999)
Oh. from American Pie (1999)
Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants.
Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. from American Pie (1999)
Oh. Oh. from American Pie (1999)
Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh! ♪ Don't make me ♪
Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh! ♪ Don't make me ♪ from American Pie (1999)
Oh. Ohh! This is incredible.
Oh. Ohh! This is incredible. from American Pie (1999)
Oh. Uh... yeah. from American Pie (1999)
Ohh, God! from American Pie (1999)
Ohh, Kev! Uhh. Yeah. from American Pie (1999)
Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby.
Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby. from American Pie (1999)
Ohh, you're so good. from American Pie (1999)
Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming! from American Pie (1999)
Ohh. from American Pie (1999)
Okay, Albert. You ready? No problemo.
Okay, Albert. You ready? No problemo. from American Pie (1999)
Okay, Dad. from American Pie (1999)
Okay, okay. Let's, uh What the hell's the matter with this thing?
Okay, okay. Let's, uh What the hell's the matter with this thing? from American Pie (1999)
Okay, so say I don't do it.
Okay, so say I don't do it. from American Pie (1999)
Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken up that solo.
Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken up that solo. from American Pie (1999)
Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game.
Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. I mean, I agree, but...
Okay. I mean, I agree, but... from American Pie (1999)
Okay. I'm glad you came by.
Okay. I'm glad you came by. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. Um. from American Pie (1999)
Okay. You want a story? from American Pie (1999)
On his old, drunken friend, Falstaff.
On his old, drunken friend, Falstaff. from American Pie (1999)
On Lake Michigan. from American Pie (1999)
Once he tried to screw a g****fruit, but that's all.
Once he tried to screw a g****fruit, but that's all. from American Pie (1999)
Only they're way funner. from American Pie (1999)
Or have you never had one, period?
Or have you never had one, period? from American Pie (1999)
Or not. from American Pie (1999)
Or... from American Pie (1999)
Ostreicher! from American Pie (1999)
Ostreicher! from American Pie (1999)
Our last game is this Saturday.
Our last game is this Saturday. from American Pie (1999)
Ow! from American Pie (1999)
Oz, I know. from American Pie (1999)
Oz, is this vocal jazz shit going to pay off or what?
Oz, is this vocal jazz shit going to pay off or what? from American Pie (1999)
Oz? Fuckface? from American Pie (1999)
Perfect! from American Pie (1999)
Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards?
Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards? from American Pie (1999)
Please, God, let this be it.
Please, God, let this be it. from American Pie (1999)
Please? from American Pie (1999)
Please. from American Pie (1999)
Post modern feminist thought.
Post modern feminist thought. from American Pie (1999)
Prom. from American Pie (1999)
Quite frankly, isn't that damn important.
Quite frankly, isn't that damn important. from American Pie (1999)
Really? from American Pie (1999)
Really? You seriously want to go with me?
Really? You seriously want to go with me? from American Pie (1999)
Remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them!
Remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them! from American Pie (1999)
Right this way, sir. from American Pie (1999)
Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me.
Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. from American Pie (1999)
Section from American Pie (1999)
See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify. from American Pie (1999)
See you later. from American Pie (1999)
See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about...
See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about... from American Pie (1999)
See, even shit brick knows you should do it.
See, even shit brick knows you should do it. from American Pie (1999)
See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked.
See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. from American Pie (1999)
See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game.
See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. from American Pie (1999)
Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together,
Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, from American Pie (1999)
Sex. It's always about sex.
Sex. It's always about sex. from American Pie (1999)
Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with,
Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with, from American Pie (1999)
She reads the articles. from American Pie (1999)
She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me.
She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. from American Pie (1999)
She's getting comfortable. She's not going to leave.
She's getting comfortable. She's not going to leave. from American Pie (1999)
She's going downstairs. from American Pie (1999)
She's going to leave. She's definitely going to
She's going to leave. She's definitely going to from American Pie (1999)
She's gone. Wha from American Pie (1999)
She's hot! from American Pie (1999)
She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying,
She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying, from American Pie (1999)
Sherman didn't even get laid.
Sherman didn't even get laid. from American Pie (1999)
Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2.
Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2. from American Pie (1999)
Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores.
Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores. from American Pie (1999)
Sherman? The Shermanator?
Sherman? The Shermanator? from American Pie (1999)
Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scoping the babes.
Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scoping the babes. from American Pie (1999)
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler.
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler. from American Pie (1999)
Shut up! from American Pie (1999)
Sing it with me. You know the words.
Sing it with me. You know the words. from American Pie (1999)
Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.
Slipped a little something into his mochaccino. from American Pie (1999)
So are we going to screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kind of antsy.
So are we going to screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kind of antsy. from American Pie (1999)
So go do it with Kevin. from American Pie (1999)
So he did, and I did. from American Pie (1999)
So how do you want to be?
So how do you want to be? from American Pie (1999)
So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks,
So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks, from American Pie (1999)
So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca."
So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca." from American Pie (1999)
So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh?
So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh? from American Pie (1999)
So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother.
So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother. from American Pie (1999)
So keep on it, okay? from American Pie (1999)
So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later.
So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later. from American Pie (1999)
So the end of the story is you...
So the end of the story is you... from American Pie (1999)
So we're going to be close next year.
So we're going to be close next year. from American Pie (1999)
So what are you going to major in?
So what are you going to major in? from American Pie (1999)
So when my UofM acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it.
So when my UofM acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. from American Pie (1999)
So you almost made it, huh, Oz?
So you almost made it, huh, Oz? from American Pie (1999)
So you can't sing at the competition.
So you can't sing at the competition. from American Pie (1999)
So you work nights? from American Pie (1999)
So, basically, prom is our last chance.
So, basically, prom is our last chance. from American Pie (1999)
So, do you want to go? from American Pie (1999)
So, Finch, this is your plan?
So, Finch, this is your plan? from American Pie (1999)
So, I had this thought and
So, I had this thought and from American Pie (1999)
So, no ladies left. from American Pie (1999)
So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on...
So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on... from American Pie (1999)
So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?
So, uh, "shaved" is the expression? from American Pie (1999)
So, uh, I guess I'll see you later?
So, uh, I guess I'll see you later? from American Pie (1999)
So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking?
So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking? from American Pie (1999)
So, what's your major? from American Pie (1999)
So, you enjoying yourself?
So, you enjoying yourself? from American Pie (1999)
So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on.
So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. from American Pie (1999)
Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated.
Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated. from American Pie (1999)
Sorry to interrupt. from American Pie (1999)
Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C."
Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." from American Pie (1999)
State's got a good business school, and I could probably walk on to the lacrosse team.
State's got a good business school, and I could probably walk on to the lacrosse team. from American Pie (1999)
Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that!
Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that! from American Pie (1999)
Steve! It's my computer! And I want to use it!
Steve! It's my computer! And I want to use it! from American Pie (1999)
Stifler, fuck! I mean from American Pie (1999)
Stifler's mom got it in the divorce.
Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. from American Pie (1999)
Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?
Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys? from American Pie (1999)
Strip! from American Pie (1999)
Suck me, beautiful! from American Pie (1999)
Suck me, beautiful. from American Pie (1999)
Sure. from American Pie (1999)
Sure. from American Pie (1999)
Take it slow... and let the good times roll.
Take it slow... and let the good times roll. from American Pie (1999)
Tha Tha Tha That would be That would be great sometime.
Tha Tha Tha That would be That would be great sometime. from American Pie (1999)
Thank God. I thought I was the only one.
Thank God. I thought I was the only one. from American Pie (1999)
Thank you, Great Falls. from American Pie (1999)
Thanks, uh, Heather, right?
Thanks, uh, Heather, right? from American Pie (1999)
Thanks. from American Pie (1999)
That is what the cretins drink.
That is what the cretins drink. from American Pie (1999)
That one was my favourite.
That one was my favourite. from American Pie (1999)
That people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two Shoes choirgirl priss."
That people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two Shoes choirgirl priss." from American Pie (1999)
That reminds me of this one time
That reminds me of this one time from American Pie (1999)
That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please.
That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please. from American Pie (1999)
That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you.
That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. from American Pie (1999)
That was a great night, huh?
That was a great night, huh? from American Pie (1999)
That we would lose our virginity...
That we would lose our virginity... from American Pie (1999)
That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex.
That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex. from American Pie (1999)
That's amazing. She's probably going to want to do it soon.
That's amazing. She's probably going to want to do it soon. from American Pie (1999)
That's great, man. That's awesome.
That's great, man. That's awesome. from American Pie (1999)
That's not what I was thinking.
That's not what I was thinking. from American Pie (1999)
That's not why we're going out.
That's not why we're going out. from American Pie (1999)
That's number five and six for the Stifmeister!
That's number five and six for the Stifmeister! from American Pie (1999)
That's pathetic. from American Pie (1999)
The corsage. from American Pie (1999)
The responsibilities of leadership and turn his back...
The responsibilities of leadership and turn his back... from American Pie (1999)
The Stif man always comes through in the clutch.
The Stif man always comes through in the clutch. from American Pie (1999)
The way I like it. from American Pie (1999)
Their tiger style kung fu is strong.
Their tiger style kung fu is strong. from American Pie (1999)
Then how did all this get started?
Then how did all this get started? from American Pie (1999)
There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed!
There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed! from American Pie (1999)
There's Nadia and she just looked at me.
There's Nadia and she just looked at me. from American Pie (1999)
There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather.
There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather. from American Pie (1999)
These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellows!
These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellows! from American Pie (1999)
They arouse me very, very much.
They arouse me very, very much. from American Pie (1999)
They're just a little more risqué than tales of band camp.
They're just a little more risqué than tales of band camp. from American Pie (1999)
Think about when you work out, Oz. You got to have someone there, right?
Think about when you work out, Oz. You got to have someone there, right? from American Pie (1999)
This book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam.
This book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. from American Pie (1999)
This here is your is your more, uh, exotic, risqué magazine.
This here is your is your more, uh, exotic, risqué magazine. from American Pie (1999)
This is a foolproof plan, my friend.
This is a foolproof plan, my friend. from American Pie (1999)
This is our day. This is our time.
This is our day. This is our time. from American Pie (1999)
This is the nicest room in the house. Kev, it's perfect.
This is the nicest room in the house. Kev, it's perfect. from American Pie (1999)
This is the night we've been waiting for.
This is the night we've been waiting for. from American Pie (1999)
This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen.
This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. from American Pie (1999)
This is, uh This is Hustler.
This is, uh This is Hustler. from American Pie (1999)
This isn't any better, Chris.
This isn't any better, Chris. from American Pie (1999)
This isn't the best way to proposition me.
This isn't the best way to proposition me. from American Pie (1999)
This may sound a little corny, but...
This may sound a little corny, but... from American Pie (1999)
This place is an untapped resource.
This place is an untapped resource. from American Pie (1999)
This. You know, right now.
This. You know, right now. from American Pie (1999)
This'll do. Whoo hoo! from American Pie (1999)
Those guys sucked ass! from American Pie (1999)
Thrilled. from American Pie (1999)
To change the future for one lucky lady.
To change the future for one lucky lady. from American Pie (1999)
Tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.
Tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about. from American Pie (1999)
Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by.
Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by. from American Pie (1999)
Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh
Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh from American Pie (1999)
Uh, my date's a flute toting band dork. Does that answer your question?
Uh, my date's a flute toting band dork. Does that answer your question? from American Pie (1999)
Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un get changed.
Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un get changed. from American Pie (1999)
Uh, that's Paul Finch, right?
Uh, that's Paul Finch, right? from American Pie (1999)
Uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants...
Uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants... from American Pie (1999)
Uh, yeah. Absolutely. from American Pie (1999)
Uh, you mean, like, strip strip?
Uh, you mean, like, strip strip? from American Pie (1999)
Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that.
Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that. from American Pie (1999)
Very arousing women. They arouse me
Very arousing women. They arouse me from American Pie (1999)
Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex. from American Pie (1999)
Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it.
Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it. from American Pie (1999)
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship?
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? from American Pie (1999)
Victoria, from American Pie (1999)
W What I mean is, uh from American Pie (1999)
Wait! from American Pie (1999)
Wait! I don't understand.
Wait! I don't understand. from American Pie (1999)
Wait. Is this translation right?
Wait. Is this translation right? from American Pie (1999)
We all made this pact... from American Pie (1999)
We are the masters of our sexual destiny.
We are the masters of our sexual destiny. from American Pie (1999)
We ate it all. from American Pie (1999)
We had one of those amazingly deep conversations...
We had one of those amazingly deep conversations... from American Pie (1999)
We have been waiting for this for four years.
We have been waiting for this for four years. from American Pie (1999)
We must make a stand, here and now.
We must make a stand, here and now. from American Pie (1999)
We start to express ourselves in new ways.
We start to express ourselves in new ways. from American Pie (1999)
We We are finally going to a post prom party on the lake.
We We are finally going to a post prom party on the lake. from American Pie (1999)
We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted.
We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted. from American Pie (1999)
We were friends with Stifler?
We were friends with Stifler? from American Pie (1999)
We weren't supposed to have pillow fights,
We weren't supposed to have pillow fights, from American Pie (1999)
We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be.
We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. from American Pie (1999)
We'll tell you on the bus.
We'll tell you on the bus. from American Pie (1999)
We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready.
We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. from American Pie (1999)
We're going to have to work on that song.
We're going to have to work on that song. from American Pie (1999)
We're going to take a little break. You are beautiful.
We're going to take a little break. You are beautiful. from American Pie (1999)
We're in this together. You guys can't back out.
We're in this together. You guys can't back out. from American Pie (1999)
Weird. Try the house down the street.
Weird. Try the house down the street. from American Pie (1999)
Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellows.
Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellows. from American Pie (1999)
Well, I do like your dirty magazines.
Well, I do like your dirty magazines. from American Pie (1999)
Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now.
Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now. from American Pie (1999)
Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.
Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away. from American Pie (1999)
Well, I was going for a fashionably late entrance and I was too late.
Well, I was going for a fashionably late entrance and I was too late. from American Pie (1999)
Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.
Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. from American Pie (1999)
Well, it, uh It came from the heart.
Well, it, uh It came from the heart. from American Pie (1999)
Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo!
Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo! from American Pie (1999)
Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work!
Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! from American Pie (1999)
Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were
Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were from American Pie (1999)
Well, safer than a tube sock.
Well, safer than a tube sock. from American Pie (1999)
Well, that was a fun day wasn't it?
Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? from American Pie (1999)
Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other.
Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other. from American Pie (1999)
Well, the same things you do,
Well, the same things you do, from American Pie (1999)
Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all.
Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all. from American Pie (1999)
Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom.
Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom. from American Pie (1999)
Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi?
Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi? from American Pie (1999)
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh that, uh
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh that, uh from American Pie (1999)
Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim.
Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim. from American Pie (1999)
Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here.
Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here. from American Pie (1999)
Well, you're not. from American Pie (1999)
Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh?
Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh? from American Pie (1999)
Wh What we should do today, in band.
Wh What we should do today, in band. from American Pie (1999)
Wha What the hell would I say?
Wha What the hell would I say? from American Pie (1999)
Wha Wow. from American Pie (1999)
What a loser from American Pie (1999)
What a loser. from American Pie (1999)
What am I going to be, a professional lacrosse player?
What am I going to be, a professional lacrosse player? from American Pie (1999)
What am I going to do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet?
What am I going to do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet? from American Pie (1999)
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? from American Pie (1999)
What did you just say? from American Pie (1999)
What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?
What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies? from American Pie (1999)
What do you mean, "no comment"?
What do you mean, "no comment"? from American Pie (1999)
What do you say, fellows? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears.
What do you say, fellows? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. from American Pie (1999)
What else would I call it?
What else would I call it? from American Pie (1999)
What exactly does third base feel like?
What exactly does third base feel like? from American Pie (1999)
What I realized is that...
What I realized is that... from American Pie (1999)
What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee.
What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee. from American Pie (1999)
What is he talking to her about?
What is he talking to her about? from American Pie (1999)
What is she She's touching my stuff.
What is she She's touching my stuff. from American Pie (1999)
What makes you think that I would come early?
What makes you think that I would come early? from American Pie (1999)
What party? There's no party.
What party? There's no party. from American Pie (1999)
What the fuck are you doing here?
What the fuck are you doing here? from American Pie (1999)
What was that all about? from American Pie (1999)
What was that? from American Pie (1999)
What you want is you want a partner to return the ball.
What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. from American Pie (1999)
What? from American Pie (1999)
What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend...
What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend... from American Pie (1999)
What? You don't think I know how to get myself off?
What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? from American Pie (1999)
What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
What's my name? Say my name, bitch! from American Pie (1999)
What's that? from American Pie (1999)
What's this door locked from American Pie (1999)