💬 Despicable Me 3

A dumpling like me with a goddess like you.

A failure.

Able to withstand a nuclear blast.

After all of these years, finally I'm meeting you!

Agnes thinks she's gonna find a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.

Agnes, what are you doing?

AGNES: He helps you if you have nightmares.

AGNES: Mmm!

AGNES: This is the best!

AGNES: Um...

AGNES: Unicorns, here we come.

AGNES:Hap! (ALLSCREAM)

Agreement? What are you talking about?

Ah, good to know.

Ah, I guess so.

Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel! But with pigs.

Ah, okay.

Ah, yes. Of course, Miss Edith.

Ah! How did you find out? Who told you?

Ah! What's for dinner? I probably won't like it.

Ahh!

Ahh! Hey!

All done! (PANTING)

All right, lady, that's it!

All right!

All right. We're getting close.

ALL: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you

ALL: (SINGING) Say, say, say cheese!

ALL: Aw!

ALL: Yay! Awesome!

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Fritz.

ALPHA TEAM LEADER: Copy that Alpha Team in approach.

ALPHA TEAM LEADER: Freeze! Don't move!

Alpha Team, the diamond is secure. Come and pick up the package.

Already? Just a couple more hours.

Also featuring bubblegum launching shoulder pads!

Although, I don't know if I'd say "loser," per se.

Am I right? (CHUCKLES)

Amen.

And all of the hair, with the silky smooth, luxurious hair.

And all the losers who rejected me!

And another thing!

And be buried with onions.

And Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral,

And clearly, I've still got it!

And cover your mouth!

And criminal mastermind bent on world domination.

And do you really wanna do that?

And he'll use his magical powers to help me do math.

And he's really good to snuggle with.

And here she is! The fearless unicorn hunter seeking...

And I am inquiring on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.

And I am this close to bringing him in.

And I didn't have time to go to the gym this week,

And I don't have any brother. You got the wrong guy.

And I don't know. Maybe...

And I had a big breakfast. And was feeling a little bloated.

And I promise, you do not wanna mess with me.

And I'm Dru! We switched places!

And I'm gonna find one! (GROANING)

And I'm pure in heart, right?

And it makes me wanna put you into my pocket.

And it was so humiliating, dangling there in the bubble gum Speedo.

And it's a hybrid. Look out!

And it's not just that he got away,

And let's not go over to Katie's house anymore.

And Margo. Oh, you are so mature!

And me, Dru.

And meat.

And now you've got the chance to get back on top.

And now, it's time to die.

And now, it's your turn to shine, my diamond!

And now, to put this where it belongs.

And please bless that when I find the unicorn

And promised never to see each other again.

And tell them the good news!

And that diamond will make us the richest,

And that I can ride him to school every day.

And the all new Mega Diamond Laser!

And the best part is, you'll never...

And the number one show on TV was...

And you must wait?

And you told me that Dad died of disappointment when I was born.

And you were always such a gentleman. You did it!

And you, Hollywood!

And you're gonna stop now though, right?

ANNOUNCER: Now you can be as evil as Balthazar Bratt

ANNOUNCER: The Mega Diamond Laser does not actually incinerate books.

ANNOUNCER: This week on Evil Bratt...

Any last words, Gru?

Are we gonna die? Are we gonna die?

Are you?

Armed to the teeth.

As I look out over all your faces,

At least I had a job.

At the AVL anymore.

Aw, look at that poor little guy. With his little boots.

Aw!

Aw! Oh, man!

Bait! Duh.

Balthazar Bratt.

BALTHAZAR: (CHUCKLES) Look at what we have here.

BALTHAZAR: Look at it, Clive. It's beautiful!

BALTHAZAR: Once again, I win and Gru loses!

BALTHAZAR". Look at that laser go.

Barn! I am a great mother! (CHUCKLES)

Beautiful? Oh! (CHUCKLES)

Becauseifyou mess with Margo, you mess with me!

Become Gru again. How awesome would that be?

Blah, blah, blah! We understand.

Blast it! The Dumont Diamond is on that ship.

Bonus!

BOTH: My brother!

Boy? Ugh!

Boys, time for bed!

Bratt has the girls!

Bratt Pack, go get that barf bag. (CLIVE LAUGHS)

Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s,

Bratt! Bratt at nine o'clock... No! Three o'clock!

Bratt! He took the girls!

Bravo! Bra vissimo!

Brother,

Brother! I am hugging you! (GRUNTING)

Buddy, you're not getting the hint.

Buh bye, Wonder Twins.

But a piece of cake for us, right, brother?

But being one in real life is even better.

But don't worry.

But he didn't get the diamond.

But he's just a goat. (GOAT BLEATS)

But he's your brother, Gru. Give this a chance.

But I made it for you. Oh.

But I promise, I will never forget you, Margo.

But I really must have a word with you.

But I shouldn't have...

But I'm telling you, I saw one once.

But me, eh, not so much.

But now I'll never get the chance,

But now, you can help me prove him wrong!

But our life of crime is over!

But the man said a maiden could find one if she was pure in heart.

But this place is armed with some of

But you're too much of a wimp to handle it.

But, but, he has one horn. (SNIFFS)

But, what is...

But, you know,

By The!

Bye! You boys have fun!

Bye. Bye, Niko.

Call for backup!

Can I count on you?

Can we go in there? Please, please, please!

Can we stop talking now? I need to get to sleep.

Can you do it?

Can you get the rest of the suitcases?

Catch up on some brother stuff,

CELEBRITY: No! No!

Change of plans, girls.

Cheese! I love this.

Chew on this!

Ciao, boys.

CLIVE: (SCREAMS) It's Gru! (ALARM BEEPING)

Come on, girls. Let's go!

Come on!

Come on! (YELPS)

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Let's make it a reality!

Come on! This is gonna be fun!

Come on. This way.

Coming.

Cops! (CLAMORING)

Crushing it.

Curse you, Gun (GROANS)

Curse you!

Dad's lair!

Dad's villain suits! This will make us unstoppable!

Dad's villain wheels!

Dance fight!

Dance fight.

Dave! Jerry! (CHUCKLING)

Did you actually think I was unconscious?

Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy?

Did you see that, Clive? All gone. (CLIVE BEEPS)

Did you see that, girls? I laid down the...

Do ya?

Do you know how hard it is

Do you understand me?

Does no one value true art anymore?

Doing nothing, touching nothing

Dolls.

Don't really

Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy.

Dru, the getaway driver is the most crucial part of any plan.

DRU: Look out! (YELLS)

DRU: Okay, what do I do? Should I wait in the vent?

DRU: The pig farm was just a cover for the real family business.

Dru!

Dru! Dru!

Dru? Dru?

Dru...

DRUI Gru.

DRUI I did!

Each“. Other's...

Edith, stop it!

EDITH; Whoa!

EDITH: Lucy! Lucy! MARGO: We're up here!

EDITH: Oh, my gosh! He's even got a helicopter!

Edith! I can tell that you are a little mischievous.

Effective immediately.

Eh, maybe a little. (CHUCKLES)

Eh? (ALL SCREAM)

Enjoy the show, girls.

Especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbcnite.

Even better ones. (SCOFFS)

Evil Bratt was a masterpiece!

Evil Bratt!

Ew! (GRUNTS)

Excuse me, Mr. Gru,

Excuse me, this is my last...

Excuse me.

Excuse me. (BOTH SOBBING)

Explore that part of the woods. (CHUCKLES)

Eyebrows! Ow! (G RU NTS)

Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood.

Featuring music activated breakdance mode.

Fine.

First order of business, (CLEARS THROAT)

Fist bump for mischievous behavior!

For real?

For real.

For some reason.

Forever.

Fritz, my good fellow, could you get me another napkin, please?

FRITZ: Ow! Ow! Seriously?

FRITZ: Please, come in.

From now on, every move must be made

Gah! Edna,hey! Looking hot today.

Game over! (LAUGHING)

Get 'em! Go! Go!

Get ready for...

Get ready, Bratt.

Get ready!

Get your mojo back.

Gettin' my sea legs, matey! (AGNES SCREAMS)

GIRL: Are you okay?

Girls, don't worry. I'm here.

GIRLS: Aloha!

GIRLS: Freedonia! Freedonia! Freedonia!

Give it! (GRUNTS) Ow!

Give it! (STRAINS) No!

Give me back my diamond!

Gm'?

Go away! I don't wanna talk to you.

Go get him, Gru Gru!

Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady.

Go, go, go!

Go!

Go! Go! Go...

Go!Go!Go! (GRUNTS) Go! Go!

Goal!

Goes into the Crooked Forest,

Good night, Gru.

Good night, Lucy.

Good night, sweetie.

Good night!

Good soup! I love the combination

Good. Now get!

Goodbye! (SQUEALS)

Got cats on you.

Got it!

Got it. (GRUNTS)

Great news, guys. You have been promoted.

Gru, you've got to let this go.

GRU: (SHUSHES) Over here.

GRU: Covered with enough poison to blow your mind.

GRU: Focus!

GRU: Guys! Shh! I don't think you heard me right.

GRU: Ha ha!

GRU: Hmm.

GRU: Huh.

GRU: Looks like it's right above us.

GRU: No, come with me.

GRU: No, no, no! (BOTH SCREAMING)

GRU: No! Kyle!

GRU: Oh, oh, oh! Look out! (YELPING)

GRU: Ow! (GRUNTS)

GRU: This pig has issues!

GRU: Total burn.

GRU: Wait! What are you doing?

GRU: What is that?

GRU: What... What is happening?

GRU: You did! (BOTHLAUGH)

Gru! I found a unicorn!

Gru? There's two of you now?

GUARD 1: Hey, you! Freeze! Don't move!

GUARD 2: Hands in the air!

Gum one, gum all!

Gum!

Guys, listen to me! Read my lips!

GYM!

H (SPITS) “h!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Follow me.

Ha!

Halt!

Hang on, girls! I've got you!

Hang on!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to...

Happy birthday, dear Dan

He needs your help.

He never thought I had what it took to be a villain.

He seems to think you're engaged. (CHUCKLES)

He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt,

He was known as the Bald Terror!

He was so proud of you. And what a great villain you were.

He would like to fly you to Freedonia to meet him.

He'll want to come home with me, and sleep in my room.

He's getting away!

He's getting away! (YELLING)

He's going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

He's on the left!

He's shooting his super sticky,

HeHo,n“/ schmoopsie poo. VVhoa,hey!

Heist music!

Hello, Gru.

Hello, Hollywood!

Hello, Margo!

Hello, mother of Margo. I am Niko.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Help me!

Here it comes.

Here we are, in the dark and creepy Crooked Forest

Here we are!

Hey, Clive. I guess you could say our plan was

Hey, could you...

Hey, eyebrows, get off the lawn.

Hey, girls! How are things in Row B, huh?

Hey, Gru.

Hey, guys. Hold on!

Hey, hey, relax. You're gonna be just fine.

Hey, hey! We discussed this.

Hey, I would have told you the truth.

Hey, I'm back on the job.

Hey, Mel. Welcome back.

Hey, mister, you are not a failure.

Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

Hey, there. I'm Margo.

Hey, where are Gru and Dru?

Hey, you wanna take her out for a spin? Just for some fun?

Hey, you, don't move!

Hey! Don't say anything you're going to regret.

Hey! Give that back!

Hey! Hey! Put the brakes on. What's the rush?

Hey! I thought we said no more villainy!

Hey! We did it!

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey. How you doing? (GROANS)

Hey. So, big day tomorrow.

Hi, Mom.

His security system can detect an air assault from any direction.

Hmm! I wonder what this does.

Hmm?

Hmm...

Hold on! I'm coming.

Hold onto your face, brother.

Holy moley!

Home? Why?

Honey, he's my brother.

Honey, that's...

Honey, you didn't have to do that.

HOST: But it all came to an end in Season 3, when...

HOST: Leading us all to wonder,

HOST: The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy

HOST: The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt.

How amazing does that look?

How cool would that be?

How could you let Balthazar Bratt,

How do you know my name?

How is my brother finding a wife like you

How is that heist music?

How is this possible? How?

How's your transition coming?

Huh! It's called acting, hosen

Huh?

Huh? (BANGING CONTINUES)

Huh? (GASPS)

Huh. Interesting.

Hum(SCREAMS) (THUDS)

I already have! (LAUGHS)

I am flooded with so many memories.

I am going to enjoy this.

I am Niko.

I am not enjoying this.

I call the black one.

I can help. No,no,no.

I can totally do that.

I can't believe Bratt got away again.

I can't wait to meet my brother!

I can't! I'm slipping! (STRAINING)

I did exactly what the man said.

I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy.

I don't know. I guess I just feel like

I don't know. This guy with the mansion and the cars

I don't like it.

I don't think we can make it, Gru!

I feel worse than I did before I came.

I got second pick.

I got this in spite of you.

I got two whole dollars for it.

I got two words for you.

I got your back.

I have a brother!

I have him in my sights!

I hope I win.

I hope the girls are okay.

I hug everybody whether they like it or not.

I know how much you love your job.

I laugh a lot. And I'm kind of an idiot!

I left that life behind me. End of story.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I love surprises!

I make no promises. Love you!

I mean, you just walk through the doors and you're like...

I need to get to bed so I can wake up and find a unicorn!

I present you with pig to confirm

I put together some fun activities for the trip!

I shouldn't have eaten that pot pie.

I still don't see why I can't go with you.

I think we can handle it.

I understand.

I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately!

I wonder what Dru will be like. Ooh!

I'd better build a big pen, right?

I'll get the girls and start packing.

I'll just sit here and play solitaire.

I'll show you the plan!

I'll take this.

I'll tell you what. Nothing!

I'm a mom! (LAUGHS SOFTLY)

I'm a mom. (GASPS)

I'm being tougher, you know? Like you said.

I'm famous!

I'm going in. Take the wheel. (GROANS)

I'm gonna be impaled!

I'm gonna film it and get rich.

I'm gonna hold it in my mouth.

I'm gonna name you Lucky!

I'm guessing... Mmm... 15?

I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.

I'm not really into things.

I'm okay.

I'm scared!

I'm so embarrassed. I was very rude.

I'm so grumpy all the time. Hmm.

I'm so happy!

I'm so sorry, Gru.

I'm sorry, but my dad died when I was a baby,

I'm sure we'll get new jobs. Real soon.

I'm too big.

I'm... I'm sorry, sweetie...

I'm... I'm sorry.

I've been a bad boy!

I've got the girls. You two, go take care of Bratt.

I've got the perfect idea.

I've underestimated Bratt before. It's not going to be easy.

Idiots.

If only I could have nailed Bratt.

If, somehow, we actually find a unicorn,

Ihaveto.

Illuminat...

In search of the mythical unicorn.

In the dark. Alone.

Intruders! Intruders!

Intruders! Intruders! Intruders!

Is this what you're looking for?

It is he's so smug about it.

It is with great sadness that I inform you that, as of today,

It might not be good unicorn finding weather.

It was so fluffy,

It'll take more than that to stop me.

It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.

It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!

It's a luau!

It's a scanning device. (SCANNER TRILLING)

It's a traditional Freedonian dance.

It's a unicorn!

It's considered impenetrable.

It's go time!

It's important to keep active in one's golden years.

It's just... (SIGHS)

It's like a castle!

It's me! Gru.

It's real, all right.

It's time to look forward.

Ithoughtyou were going to pee your pants.

Ja, ja. (STUTTERS) That was the agreement.

Jeesh!

Just QSt away?

Kind of is... (GASPS) (CELL PHCDNE RINGING)

Lam retiring as head of the AVL.

Lasefl

Laugh, laugh, all of you. (MIMICS LAUGHING)

Lesson learned.

Let me breathe in. (GRUNTING)

Let's do it! Woot woot!

Let's get him. Ugh.

Let's go! We're not safe yet.

Life is just like that sometimes.

Lights! Camera!

Like a total loser.

Like I don't have a purpose anymore.

Listen, Agnes, you don't need to worry. We're going to be fine.

Listen, brother. (SIGHS) About what I said...

Literally.

Llluminat...

Look at that face! I just want to squeezeit

Look at them! They had no idea!

Look at us! Two brothers pulling a heist!

Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...

Look, I know it's been a little tough lately.

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, if you guys don't stop right now, there will be consequences.

Look, Margo, I think we just need to... Oh.

Look, Niko, you seem like a very nice boy with a very nice pig.

Look! We got the diamond and we're going to...

Looks like Bratt was the only one

Love you, Mom.

Lucky is the best goat in the whole wide world!

Lucy, can we get these? Please.

Lucy, did you...

Lucy, over here! Help! Help us!

LUCY: (GASPS) Look!

LUCY: Gru! EDITH: Uncle Dru!

LUCY: It's coming from outside!

LUCY: Oh!

Lucy!

Ma'am? You're making me nervous.

Madame and Monsieur.

Mama's comin', girls.

MARGO: Gru! Girls!

MARGO: This is so cool! AGNES: Look at that!

May you and your daughter die a slow death

Maybe unicorns

Maybe we'll have the twin thing

Mel! Mel, you're with me on this, right?

Mel?

MINION: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Minions! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)

Mmm!

Mmm! Do you think maybe I could find one, too?

Mmm! Looks too good to even eat.

Mmm.

Mmm. Yum.

Mmm...

Mom, do I have a twin brother?

Mommy!

Moms need to be tough.

Most powerful villains in the world!

My brother!

My engagement to your daughter. (SQUEALS)

My life is complete!

My little brain is going to explode!

My stomach feels all queasy.

My turn! (GRUNTS)

Never

Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face!

Next. Ah...

Nice try, coppers! Chew on this!

No more math!

No way!

No wonder Dad thought you were such a failure.

No, I don't. (CHUCKLES) Get as many as you want. I don't care.

No, I'm the one...

No, please! (GASPS)

No, we can't!

No, you can't leave me here!

No, you don't! Yes, I do.

No,no,no, not just a villain.

No,no,no.

No,no,no. I can't do that.

No!

No! (LAUGHING)

No! I meant be tougher on them. Not me!

No! No way! We can't give the diamond back!

No! No!

No! That's my private part!

No.

Nobody curses my daughter! Ya got that?

Nobody messes with my brother!

Nobody picked him.

Nobody...

Nobody's gonna stop me

Not a good time.

Not it!

Now is not the time to mess with the plan.

Now, all we have to do is wait.

Now, as I was saying, I...

Now, come on, let's pack this stuff up.

Now, feast your eyes on

Now, that's entertainment!

Now, that's what I call acting.

Obviously, (CHUCKLING)

Of gummy bears

Of the world's foremost gem expert?

Oh, boy! This is a snooze fest!

Oh, come on, just do it. What's the worst that could happen?

Oh, don't worry, girls. I've prepared a front row seat for you.

Oh, don't worry. Parenting 101. I got this.

Oh, hello, Gru.

Oh, hi, Gru.

Oh, hi!

Oh, how's it going?

Oh, I didn't think you meant that literally.

Oh, I used to have one of these!

Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I

Oh, I'm busting a gut!

Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't forget you either.

Oh, incoming!

Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.

Oh, it's nice, I guess, sure.

Oh, it's so nice to see you two are getting along.

Oh, it's the girls!

Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, look, it's me, Gru!

Oh, look. We're here!

Oh, man, that was crazy!

Oh, Margo, why don't you go up there?

Oh, no, no, no. Agnes! Agnes!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Don't worry.

Oh, no! Help!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

Oh, no! No,no,no.

Oh, no! Run!

Oh, no! The poison spikes!

Oh, no! The police!

Oh, no! Where are they?

Oh, nothing. Just thinking.

Oh, okay.

Oh, piggy, piggy!

Oh, please, come on. Just one heist.

Oh, right. Yep, yeah.

Oh, sure.

Oh, that would be me.

Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all.

Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.

Oh, that's right. You were! But then you got canceled!

Oh, this is amazing!

Oh, this is perfect! Mother daughter bonding time.

Oh, uh, of course.

Oh, wait! No, it's not. I hate that dweeb!

Oh, we're getting... Along perfectly.

Oh, yeah? At least I didn't get fired from my job

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Oh, you know what? We should do something to celebrate!

Oh, you were right. I should have stayed in the boat.

Oh,ja.

Oh!

Oh! Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!

Oh! Here we go. Niko... (GASPS)

Oh! I like it, but not a lot.

Oh! They say if a maiden pure of heart

Oh! Yay! Yay!

Oh.

Oh... Agnes? Edith?

Oh... What did I say? It's not "comquit"?

Okay

Okay, all right. I get it.

Okay, nice pig (GROANS)

Okay, Okay

Okay, take my hand.

Okay, this is Bratt's lair. It may not look like much,

Okay? It's not happening.

Okay. I understand.

Okay. We will definitely look into that.

Okay. What does it...

On! (CHUCKLES)

One of the greatest of all time!

Ooh, broke a little sweat, there. (CHUCKLES)

Ooh, did you take that guy down? Did anything explode?

Ooh, I know! You could gamble online!

Ooh, la la!

Ooh, look out!

Ooh, my whole life has been building to this moment.

Ooh, uh...

Ooh! (CHUCKLES)

Open fire!

Or should I say...

Ouch! (LAUGHS)

Out of this world!

Ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Ow! Hey! Shh! Come on.

Ow! Ow! Please!

Pardon me, young people?

Pardon me! Out of the way! Good night, everybody!

Pigs!

Playing a villain on TV was fun,

Please, stop! Ouch!

Pretty slick, huh?

Psst! (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Quick, jump!

Quick! Camouflage mode.

Really? Well, then, how do you explain this?

Right now! What?

Right, brother?

Right, right. Tough. Good one.

Right. But it's over now, so...

See you tomorrow, brother.

Self inflating gum!

Sentences? Sentences?

Seriously, how did this show never win an Emmy?

She is the very gifted,

She's 12. She looks 12 and will always be 12.

Shortly after you and your brother were born,

Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of monster!

So (SNIFFLES) take good care of him.

So here's the plan. You're the getaway driver.

So many times, I almost had him.

So no villainy tonight, huh? Got it?

So we'll have to approach low and close to the water.

So, Dru, this place is amazing!

So, how are things going for you career wise?

So, how was work?

So, I'll climb up to the cube and enter here.

So, our dad was a villain?

So, uh, what did you guys do today?

SOLDIER: Go, go! Get him!

Somebody's gotta keep the family tradition alive, right?

Son of a Betamax!

Sorry, brother!

Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.

Sorry, Gru. This is going to be a total burn! (LAUGHS)

Sorry, it's a twin thing.

Sorry. My bad.

Sorry. Went a little mama bear on ya.

Starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV.

Stay close.

Stop it. Sweet talker.

Stop or I'll... (GROANS)

Stop! Kyle, let go!

Stop! On the ground!

Striking a chord with audiences all over the world.

Stupid enough to buy this junk.

Super sassy, super sassy

Ta da!

Take it to the AVL and get our jobs back.

Taking a bite of that cheese was the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Teach me the art of villainy!

Tell me about it.

Tell you what, every unicorn you find, you can bring it home.

Thank you all for coming at such short notice.

Thank you for saving us. Whoo!

Thank you from the bottoms of my heart.

Thank you, Lucy!

Thank you! (CHUCKLES)

Thank you. Thank you so... Oh!

That horn came from the Crooked Forest.

That is the opposite of what we do here!

That produced toys like this, Clive?

That was totally humiliating.

That you still wanna steal. (CLICKS TONGUE)

That's a good suggesfion.

That's a lot of effort for two lollipops.

That's a man wearing shoulder pads!

That's adorable!

That's fine with me.

That's him? Our dad?

That's it. I'm out of here.

That's not actually a unicorn.

That's totally not fair. Gru is a great agent!

That's what he thinks.

That's what Katie's dad does.

The AVL's most wanted villain,

The chief of police sent me.

The Dumont Diamond was replaced with a phony.

The gummy bears were my idea.

The largest diamond in the world?

The largest pig farm in the whole of Freedonia.

The little girls go and get the cheese from the little boys.

The most high tech weaponry known to man.

The only place on earth where unicorns still live.

The police are gonna get us! (SHRIEKS) I'm freaking out!

The purest.

The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him

The unicorn will come and be hers.

The whole "mom" thing is still kind of new to me.

The year was 1985,

Then once I'm inside, find the diamond.

Then there are these deadly spikes.

Then this will be twice as much fun. (LAUGHS)

There is something.

There they are! Stop! (DOGS BARKING)

There you are, you cutie, you.

There's a chance that you might not find one.

There's got to be something out there, somewhere

There's more where that came from.

There's only one supervillain

They all think I'm crazy.

They're gonna get us! They're gonna get us!

Things will get better. I promise.

This close.

This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

This is it!

This is it! This is it!

This is the family business.

This is unexpected.

This is where we're gonna see it.

This isn't over, Gru.

This time, I'm canceling you

Time to watch a very special episode of Evil Bratt

To Dad, I was just a failure.

To see exactly what I'm gonna do to stupid Tinseltown.

To what do we owe the presence

To world's worst agent?

Today, Lucy and I were invited to not work

Together? (LAUGHS)

Too late again, Gru! (LAUGHS)

Total lockdown! (ALARM BLARING)

Twin brother? (SPEAKING MINIONESE)

Ugh. What's with all the pigs?

Uh huh. Right.

Uh huh...

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh, excuse me?

Uh, these are my diving instructors.

Uh...

Uh... But you're notengaged.

Uh... Oh.

Uh... What?

Um, super cool! (CHUCKLES)

Um... (GASPS) Oh, look!

Um... Sure! Yeah! You know, but first let's...

Um... They're tricky to find them.

Unicorn! (GIGGLING)

Unicorns are really real!

Unicorns, I love them

Very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci.

Vincenzo und Paolo.

VINCENZO: (CHUCKLING) Bellissimo!

VVait, wait, wait. You saw a for real live unicorn?

VVeH,lguess she did.

Wait a minute.

Wait for me here.

Wait, hold on! Wait in the boat?

Wait, what? It's true?

Wait! That's not a monster.

Wait. Did we... Just finish...

Was it fluffy?

We are no longer brothers.

We can make it!

We each took one son to raise on our own

We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!

We have to be home before it gets dark.

We made you dinner!

We were so close to getting busted.

We'll give him a five minute head start.

We're after the diamond, not the bubblegum.

We're already here. Agents Grucy are closing fast.

We're back at work in the morning.

We're going to Hollywood!

We're gonna die! (SCREAMS) Dru!

We're gonna have to make a little trouble later.

We're good.

We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

We've been waiting a long time. Can we...

Welcome to the annual Freedonian Cheese FesfivaL

Well, actually,

Well, I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job.

Well, I love other things more.

Well, I've got something that I think

Well, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know?

Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time.

Well, you know what?

Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...

Wha?

What a beautiful day!

What about that? Ugh!

What are you looking at?

What did it look like? (GASPS)

What do we do? What do we do?

What does that mean? (DEVICE BEEPING)

What have you accomplished that was so great?

What in the heck? Oh!

What is all this?

What is wrong with you?

What other way could I have meant it?

What was that about?

What you doing down here?

What?

What? (STUTTERING) But it's our family tradition!

What? I can do it. Don't! Don't! Don't!

What? I told you, you are supposed to stay with the boat!

What? No!

What? Oh, girls! Oh!

What? Oh, that's amazing!

What? Twin brother?

What? We're notengaged.

What? What?

What? What's happening? No!

What? Who? Where? What? Who's there? Who is there?

What? You quit?

What...

What's better than being super cool secret agents?

What's going on? Uh, remember little boots?

What's that for?

What's the plan? (CHUCKLES) Silly robot.

What's today's plan, boss?

When all of that adrenaline is coursing through your veins

When he is so bald? (LAUGHS)

When you can read each other's minds, no?

Where is he now? (BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)

Which one of you losers is Agent Gru?

Who is up for some gin rummy?

Who was I kidding?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)

Whoa!

Whoa! Ay, chihuahua!

Whoa! What is going on here?

Whoo hoo! (SCATTING) Whoo!

Whoops! Almost forgot!

Whose fashion sense is quite that dated.

Why are they pretending to be each other?

Why are you doing that? Ow!

Why did I listen to you?

Why,yes.

Will you please shut up? He's gonna spot us!

With my own eye.

With the Evil Bratt action figure.

With total precision and purpose.

Would you like some of my cheese?

Would you tell me how to get to this address?

Wow!

Wow! That was crazy. (CHUCKLES) Whoa!

Yay! Awesome!

Yeah, but... (SIGHS)

Yeah, I'll let someone else burst her bubble.

Yeah, I'm finally gonna get to see a unicorn. For reals.

Yeah, it makes no sense.

Yeah, um...

Yeah, we're fine.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah, right. (SIGHS)

Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond.

Yeah.

Yee haw! Yah, yah!

Yes, but this will only take a...

Yes, I'd like to thank the Academy...

Yes, maybe he got away. Again.

Yes, Molly Ringwald, I will take you to the prom. (MUSIC PLAYING)

Yes, sir! (GASPS) Uh...

Yes, the best!

Yes, we did, brother.

Yes!

Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it.

Yes! Did you just steal candies?

Yes! I love it!

Yes! Thank you, Margo. Thank you! (WHOOPING)

Yes! Wait. What did you call us?

Yes! Yes! Go tell the girls.

Yes.

Yes. (GIRLS GASP)

Yes. This is not like stealing lollipops.

You can't do that!

You can't say no to that!

You can't tell me you don't miss the rush. A little?

You did it! You got our jobs back!

You did nothing but screw up the whole time.

You girls should go with Fritz. He has a surprise for you!

You got fired?

You got to be kidding me.

You have been duped!

You have no right to take that. We stole it together.

You hear me? This is not over.

You kicked me!

You know what, Clive?

You know what?

You know what? He's not even worth talking about.

You know what? If you fire him,

You know, from world's worst villain

You know, I heard a scream and...

You know, still figuring out this mom thing.

You know, we're gonna have to tell the girls.

You little...

You mean that one eyed scar faced man that everybody laughed at?

You must be the beautiful wife.

You never told me I had a brother!

You Okay?

You refuse my son's engagement pig?

You sold your unicorn?

You will find very interesting.

You... You lied to me!

You're about to be blasted back to the '80s!

You're amazing! I'm so sorry.

You're fired!

You're gonna have to fire me, sister sister.

You're gonna scare away the unicorn.

You're in charge now. Huh? Not bad.

You're old, you're fat, you're done.

You're serious? Come on!

You've been a bad boy, Gru.

You've got to be kidding me!

You've ruined everything!

Your father and I divorced.

Your father has recently passed away and...

Your new leader is coming directly from head office.

Yup. All right. Good.

Zero to 400 in three seconds.

15?

'Cause I am super sassy

'cause I have been kicked to the curb.

'Cause it's so good, I don't wanna swallow it.

'LOOK, you guys, It's Lucy!

"Aw!" All right, every... Go! Go! Go to bed!

"Grucy." You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it.

"Ooh, I've been a bad boy!"

(AGENTS CLAMORING)

(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY)

(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY) BOTH: Nothing.

(AGNES GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(AGNES SCREAMING)

(AGNES SCREAMS) MARGO: Agnes!

(AGNES SQUEALING) (GLASS SHATTERS)

(AGNES WHOOPING)

(AIR HORN TOOTING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING) Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

(ALL BOOING)

(ALL CHANTING IN MINIONESE)

(ALL CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(ALL CRYING OUT)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)

(ALL GROANING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL LAUGH)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL PATRONS LAUGH)

(ALL PRISONERS SCREAM)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING) Got ya!

(ALL SCREAMING) No!

(ALL SINGING IN MINIONESE)

(ALL SINGING UPBEAT TUNE IN MINIONESE)

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL YELLING) I'm coming, sweetie.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

(AUDIENCE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)

(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)

(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING) There he is! Get him!

(BALTHAZAR YELLING)

(BANGING)

(BELLS CHIMING)

(BLEATING) I can't believe it!

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(BOTH CHEERING)

(BOTH GAS P) Freeze, dipsticks!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SHRIEK)

(BOTH SIGH) (FRITZ CLEARING THROAT)

(BOTH SNICKER)

(BOTH SPIT)

(BOTH YELL)

(BOTH YELLING)

(BOTH YELLING) Run!

(BOTH YELP AND GRUNT)

(BUBBLEGUM POPS)

(BUBBLEGUM POPS) (ALL GASP)

(CACKLES)

(CACKLING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CHIMING)

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I'm okay.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) "Gum one, gum all."

(CHUCKLES) Great! So, so great!

(CHUCKLES) Ha ha!

(CHUCKLES) Okay, that's pretty nice.

(CHUCKLES) on!

(CHUCKLES) on! (GURGLING)

(CHUCKLES) Wait!

(CHUCKLES) You guys are so cute.

(CHUCKLING) Geronimo!

(CHUCKLING) Let's go, Clive! We've got a giant robot waiting!

(CHUCKLING) Oh, Lucky, stop it!

(CHUCKLING) Whoa! Eep,eep,eep!

(CHUCKUNG)

(CHUCKUNG) (CLICK)

(CHUCKUNG) (GRU GASPS)

(CLEARS THROAT) llluminat...

(CLEARS THROAT) The soup of the day.

(CLEARS THROAT) What? Oh, yeah, right. Sure.

(CLIVE LAUGHS)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

(COUGHING) (GIRL GASPS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(D RU CACKLES)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DEVICE BEEPS)

(DOLLS CHATTERING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DRILL WHIRRING) (GROANS)

(DRU AND GRU CONTINUE LAUGHING)

(DRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(DRU GASPING)

(DRU IMITATES LASER FIRE)

(DRU LAUGHING)

(DRU PANTING)

(DRU SCREAMING)

(DRU SQUEALS)

(DRU STRAINING)

(DRU WHOOPING)

(DRU YELLING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What? Clive, what are you doing?

(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

(FARTS) (GROANING)

(G ROANS AN D GASPS)

(G RU LAUGHS) DRU: VVhoo hoo!

(G RU NTS) (GASPS)

(G RU STAMMERS)

(GASPING AND SPEAKING MINIONESE)

(GASPING)

(GASPING) Run!

(GASPS DEEPLY)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Agnes!

(GASPS) Enough!

(GASPS) Gru?

(GASPS) He was?

(GASPS) How about we steal

(GASPS) Hurry! (DRU GASPS)

(GASPS) If I do, can I bring it home? Please?

(GASPS) Look over there!

(GASPS) Look, look! Look at all the candies!

(GASPS) Look! A unicorn horn!

(GASPS) Lucy?

(GASPS) No! I've seen this episode!

(GASPS) So you'll wait in the boat...

(GASPS) Spit it out! Spit it out! I told you not to touch anything!

(GASPS) Um... It's a...

(GASPS) What?

(GASPS) What? We have?

(GASPS) Whoa! Look at that house!

(GASPS) You're Agnes! You are small with big eyes.

(GIGGLES)

(GIGGLES) Illumination!

(GIGGLING)

(GIRLS CHUCKLING)

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

(GOAT BLEATS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) ...ever go behind my back...

(GROANS) Agnes, that's fake.

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING) (AGNES LAUGHING)

(GROWLING) Good puppy.

(GROWLS AND LAUGHS)

(GRU AND MINIONS SCREAMING)

(GRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(GRU GASPS)

(GRU GROANING)

(GRU GRUNTING)

(GRU GRUNTS) (CELL PHONE RINGING)

(GRU LAUGHS)

(GRU SIGHS)

(GRU YELLS)

(GRU'S MOM LAUGHING)

(GRUMBLING) Stop that! Ah! You kicked me.

(GRUNTING IN PAIN)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Get away! Get out of there!

(GRUNTING) Help me!

(GRUNTING) I'm joking!

(GRUNTING) What?

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) (MUSIC STOPS)

(GRUNTS) Ah, Monsieur Pompemd.!

(GUARD GASPS)

(GUARD SIGHS)

(HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(JUDGES CHEERING)

(KYLE BITES) Ow! (GROANING)

(LAUGHING AND SPEAKING MINIONESE)

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) (ALL GASP)

(LAUGHING) (BOTH GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING) (GASPS)

(LAUGHING) Hey, what now?

(LAUGHING) There he is! Get him!

(LAUGHS, GROANING) ...ever again, right, honey bear?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) (SPITS)

(LAUGHS) Clive, arm the canons.

(LAUGHS) Okay, cuckoo.

(LAUGHS) We got him!

(LAUGHS) Whoop“.!

(LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(LUCY GASPS)

(MACHINE CREAKING)

(MAN HUMMING)

(MEN GROANING)

(MEN SINGING)

(METALLIC THUDDING)

(MIMICS DANCING)

(MINION LAUGHING)

(MINION SCREAMS)

(MINION YELLING)

(MINIONS CHEERING)

(MINIONS CLAMORING)

(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)

(MINIONS GROAN)

(MINIONS GROANING)

(MINIONS GRUNTING)

(MINIONS LAUGHING)

(MINIONS SCREAMING)

(MINIONS WHOOPING)

(MUFFLED COUGH)

(MUFFLED GROAN) Mmm mmm mmm!

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED SPEECH)

(MUFFLED YELLING) But...

(MUFFLED) Hey, brother!

(MUFFLED) Yes. Yes.

(MUMBLES) Dru, get off the bed!

(MUMBLES) I love you, too.

(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) (ALARM BEEPING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(OFFICER SCREAMS)

(ON SPEAKER) I'm back and bigger than ever.

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Are you okay?

(PANTING) Freeze! And close your eyes!

(PARTS)

(PATRONS GRCDANING) Yeah, okay, have a good one.

(PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)

(PEOPLE YELPING)

(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)

(PIG SQUEALING)

(PLAYING KEYTAR)

(PLAYING MUSIC) (BALTHAZAR GROANING)

(POLICEMEN CLAMORING)

(POLICEMEN GROANING)

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

(ROBOT POWERING DOWN)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(RUSTLING)

(S I N G I N G) Let's get physical, physical

(S I N G I N G) Unicorns, I love them

(SCATTING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) But I wanna be in on the actions!

(SCOFFS) She's totally freaking out.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING) (FRITZ GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING) Ouch! No! Ouch!

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS) (GLASS SHATTERS)

(SHRIEKING)

(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS AND GASPS)

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS HEAVILY) I have to tell Gru!

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) All right. Let's move. Just follow my lead.

(SIGHS) How could Hollywood cancel a show

(SIGHS) I don't understand.

(SIGHS) I feel like someone's gotta tell her the truth.

(SIGHS) I miss the minions.

(SIGHS) I thought I was gonna die.

(SIGHS) Okay, but only one each. I mean it.

(SIGHS) Ooh! (SHUTTER CLICKS)

(SIGHS) So, what do you want?

(SILAS GROANS) (ALL GASP)

(SINGING IN MINIONESE)

(SINGING) 99 of red balloons

(SINGING) Because I'm training for the big day

(SINGSONG) Ah! We're getting our jobs back. Yeah!

(SIRENS BLARING) (BLOWING wmsmz)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFS AND GROANS)

(SNORING)

(SNORING) (GASPS)

(SNORTING) Hi, piggy, piggy!

(SNORTS) (GASPS)

(SOBBING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING IN FREEDONIAN)

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

(SPEAKING MINIONESE AND STRAINING)

(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

(SPEAKING MINIONESE) (ALL CHATTERING)

(SPEAKING MINIONESE) (ALL YELLING)

(SPUTTERS)

(SQUEALING) (SCREAMING)

(SQUEALS)

(STAMMERING)

(STOMACH GROWLING)

(STRAINING AND GROANING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING) Come on.

(STRAINING) Instead of going home...

(TWIG SNAPS) (GASPS)

(UKULELE STRING SNAPS) (GASPS) No!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VVHOOPING) These must be my nieces!

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS)

(WHISPERS) All right, let's go home now.

(WHISPERS) Hey! Guys! Come on!

(WHISPERS) This way!

(WHISTLE BLOWS) Whoa! They're back!

(WHOOPING) Oh, thank you, brother!

(YAWNING) Can we go back now?

(YELLS)

(YELPS)

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3, the animated film released in 2017, takes audiences on yet another hilarious and heartwarming adventure with everyone's favorite reformed villain, Gru. Directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda, this highly anticipated sequel continues to entertain viewers of all ages, delivering an irresistible blend of humor, action, and lovable characters that have become synonymous with the franchise. The film sees Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), now happily married to Lucy (voiced by Kristen Wiig), facing the challenges of adjusting to a domestic life filled with three adorable daughters—Margo, Edith, and Agnes. However, Gru's newfound tranquility is soon disrupted when he learns about his twin brother, Dru (also voiced by Steve Carell), who is longing to embrace their family's villainous legacy. As Gru reconnects with Dru, the two embark on a thrilling journey to steal a valuable diamond from the clutches of the villainous Balthazar Bratt (voiced by Trey Parker). Bratt, a former child star turned super-villain obsessed with the '80s, adds a nostalgic and entertaining twist to the storyline, creating a perfect balance between humor and action. Despicable Me 3 introduces a host of new characters, including the lovable Minions, Gru's mischievous yellow companions. These tiny, banana-loving creatures never fail to provide endless laughs and crazy antics throughout the film. Agnes, the youngest of Gru's daughters, also steals the hearts of audiences with her irresistible charm, innocence, and endless quest for a real unicorn. The film's soundtrack perfectly complements the on-screen excitement, featuring an array of catchy tunes and iconic '80s hits carefully chosen to enhance the nostalgic theme. With songs like "Bad" by Michael Jackson and original compositions by Heitor Pereira, the music becomes an integral part of the Despicable Me experience. You can play and download these enchanting sounds here, immersing yourself in the lively atmosphere of the film at any time. Through its clever humor and heartwarming messages about family, Despicable Me 3 not only entertains but also delivers important life lessons. The film beautifully portrays the evolution of Gru's character as he navigates the challenges of fatherhood, brotherhood, and personal growth. As the bond between Gru and his daughters strengthens, viewers are reminded of the power of unconditional love and the importance of being there for one another. Despicable Me 3 offers a visual feast for the eyes, with stunning animation that brings the characters and their world to life. The attention to detail in each scene is remarkable, further immersing the audience in the vibrant and colorful universe of Gru and his minions. Whether you're a long-time fan of the franchise or a newcomer to the world of Despicable Me, this third installment is sure to leave you with a smile on your face. With its memorable characters, uproarious humor, and heartfelt moments, Despicable Me 3 is a delightful adventure that continues to captivate audiences of all ages. So grab some popcorn, gather your loved ones, and prepare for an unforgettable movie experience.
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