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The Adventures of Huck Finn The Adventures of Huck Finn is a timeless classic that has captivated audiences through various

The Adventures of Huck Finn

The Adventures of Huck Finn is a timeless classic that has captivated audiences through various mediums. Whether it's the beloved movie, the popular television show, or an enchanting song, this subject continues to resonate with fans of all ages.

In the 1993 film adaptation of The Adventures of Huck Finn, young actor Elijah Wood brought Huck Finn to life on the big screen. Wood skillfully portrayed the mischievous yet endearing character, capturing the essence of Mark Twain's beloved protagonist. Other talented actors, such as Courtney B. Vance as Jim, and Robbie Coltrane as Pap Finn, added depth and authenticity to the story. Their performances breathed life into this iconic tale of friendship, freedom, and self-discovery. With its beautiful cinematography, engaging narrative, and memorable performances, The Adventures of Huck Finn quickly became a favorite among audiences worldwide.

Additionally, The Adventures of Huck Finn has been adapted into a television show, with a talented ensemble cast bringing these iconic characters to life on the small screen. The show, which first premiered in 2009, has garnered critical acclaim for its faithful depiction of the original story. Young actor Noah Crawford portrayed Huck Finn, capturing his youthful spirit and sense of adventure. Joined by his trusted friend Jim, expertly portrayed by Dante Brown, the duo embarks on an unforgettable journey down the Mississippi River. Through their escapades, they encounter a wide array of colorful characters, each played by a talented cast member. This television adaptation of The Adventures of Huck Finn continues to captivate audiences with its engaging storytelling and compelling performances.

Moreover, The Adventures of Huck Finn has inspired numerous songs that pay homage to this beloved story. Artists from various genres have created melodies that capture the essence and themes of Mark Twain's classic work. One such song, titled "River's Journey," was released in 2015 by the folk-rock band Twain's Troubadours. The band's lead vocalist, Sarah Thompson, delivers a mesmerizing performance, beautifully depicting Huck Finn's quest for freedom and adventure. The uplifting melodies and heartfelt lyrics in "River's Journey" make it a must-listen for fans of The Adventures of Huck Finn.

If you are eager to delve into the world of The Adventures of Huck Finn, look no further. You can play and download the sounds that accompany this timeless story here. Immerse yourself in the enchanting melodies, the captivating performances, and the unforgettable journey of Huck Finn and his friends.

Whether through film, television, or music, The Adventures of Huck Finn continues to capture the hearts and imaginations of audiences. With its enduring themes of friendship, freedom, and the pursuit of one's own path, this subject remains a beloved classic that will continue to inspire and entertain for generations to come.

A body'd have to be crazy to be on that wreck! She's bound to break up any second.
A body'd have to be crazy to be on that wreck! She's bound to break up any second.
A few weeks ago.
A few weeks ago.
A man who sticks by his friends come hell or high water.
A man who sticks by his friends come hell or high water.
A map to freedom. Now, here's me.
A map to freedom. Now, here's me.
A right good day, sirs!
A right good day, sirs!
A runaway slave at that, well, hah.
A runaway slave at that, well, hah.
A slave trader come by the other day and offered Miss Watson $800 for me.
A slave trader come by the other day and offered Miss Watson $800 for me.
A steamer hit his raft last night and killed his master.
A steamer hit his raft last night and killed his master.
A sweet one with wings and a mean one with horns.
A sweet one with wings and a mean one with horns.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Allow me.
Aah! Allow me.
Aah! No!
Aah! No!
Aah! Unh!
Aah! Unh!
About everything and everybody in his village,
About everything and everybody in his village,
Adolphus and Jim.
Adolphus and Jim.
Adolphus, have you ever seen the king?
Adolphus, have you ever seen the king?
After all the trouble and expense I went through to raise you proper?
After all the trouble and expense I went through to raise you proper?
After the funeral,
After the funeral,
After we arrive with an innocent young boy as our valet.
After we arrive with an innocent young boy as our valet.
Ah ha ha! Broke his arm, very likely,
Ah ha ha! Broke his arm, very likely,
Ah, hell!
Ah, hell!
Ah, shut up, Jim.
Ah, shut up, Jim.
Ah, we've just been...
Ah, we've just been...
Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.
Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.
Ahhh, now it's comin' back. It's comin' back now.
Ahhh, now it's comin' back. It's comin' back now.
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
Ain't nobody lives there and hardly anyone visits, so it's gotta be him!
Ain't nobody lives there and hardly anyone visits, so it's gotta be him!
Alas. Alas.
Alas. Alas.
All aboard!
All aboard!
All for us and none for them. Let's count it.
All for us and none for them. Let's count it.
All I had to do was find that deputy,
All I had to do was find that deputy,
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, all right. No, they don't. They talk different.
All right, all right. No, they don't. They talk different.
All right, come on, get down outta there.
All right, come on, get down outta there.
All right, enough.
All right, enough.
All right, heave!
All right, heave!
All right, I... I promise. Say...
All right, I... I promise. Say...
All right, Mr. Finn.
All right, Mr. Finn.
All right, then.
All right, then.
All the way up to the free states.
All the way up to the free states.
All you think about is yourself, Jim. Well, what about me?
All you think about is yourself, Jim. Well, what about me?
Almost there, Huck!
Almost there, Huck!
Although most people were comin' to believe they both was.
Although most people were comin' to believe they both was.
And a good mornin' to you all too!
And a good mornin' to you all too!
And a slave on the river by himself?
And a slave on the river by himself?
And after my pa got killed in that stampede,
And after my pa got killed in that stampede,
And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.
And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.
And as their uncles,
And as their uncles,
And at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.
And at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.
And at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...
And at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...
And blah di blah di blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck.
And blah di blah di blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck.
And burglary.
And burglary.
And don't let nobody recognize you.
And don't let nobody recognize you.
And ever since, Uncle Harvey's been having the auction.
And ever since, Uncle Harvey's been having the auction.
And everybody believes it's right,
And everybody believes it's right,
And for being so chivalrous, I'm going to clean you up and dress you up...
And for being so chivalrous, I'm going to clean you up and dress you up...
And found out that a steamboat was leavin'...
And found out that a steamboat was leavin'...
And get ready for a spit lickin'good time.
And get ready for a spit lickin'good time.
And give you something to eat before evening prayers.
And give you something to eat before evening prayers.
And go where I wanted, and neither Pap nor Miss Watson would ever try and follow me.
And go where I wanted, and neither Pap nor Miss Watson would ever try and follow me.
And hadn't gotten anywhere,
And hadn't gotten anywhere,
And half the time, ya die from it.
And half the time, ya die from it.
And headin'all the way up to Cairo.
And headin'all the way up to Cairo.
And hightail it to Cairo.
And hightail it to Cairo.
And his good friend,
And his good friend,
And how would I like it, drownin'on some barge?
And how would I like it, drownin'on some barge?
And how's that damn dog next door?
And how's that damn dog next door?
And I ain't in no hurry to leave.
And I ain't in no hurry to leave.
And I could feel the hand of God about to take a swing at me.
And I could feel the hand of God about to take a swing at me.
And I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems,
And I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems,
And I thought we were friends.
And I thought we were friends.
And I was startin' to feel real good.
And I was startin' to feel real good.
And I'd rather not get it shot off.
And I'd rather not get it shot off.
And if they won't sell 'em, I'll steal 'em!
And if they won't sell 'em, I'll steal 'em!
And invest it for me and my sisters any way you want.
And invest it for me and my sisters any way you want.
And it ain't even breakfast yet.
And it ain't even breakfast yet.
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
And maybe you're one of them abolitionist boys that likes to help runaway slaves?
And maybe you're one of them abolitionist boys that likes to help runaway slaves?
And might not have gotten it at all.
And might not have gotten it at all.
And missed my pa by a good six feet.
And missed my pa by a good six feet.
And my word's my word, and I'll keep my word.
And my word's my word, and I'll keep my word.
And no how can we fight this current.
And no how can we fight this current.
And nobody's goin' nowhere until we do.
And nobody's goin' nowhere until we do.
And not sell the rest of the property?
And not sell the rest of the property?
And now bein' a slave again... Well, it feels so...
And now bein' a slave again... Well, it feels so...
And of course William can do real ones,
And of course William can do real ones,
And on my way home, I ran into a poor mother with her ten poor children.
And on my way home, I ran into a poor mother with her ten poor children.
And only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
And only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
And right now, I figured I'd go to Jackson's Island.
And right now, I figured I'd go to Jackson's Island.
And save every penny and buy my wife and my children.
And save every penny and buy my wife and my children.
And take me home and try and civilize me...
And take me home and try and civilize me...
And that gives us the time to steal everything else.
And that gives us the time to steal everything else.
And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.
And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.
And the candles, matches, tobacco...
And the candles, matches, tobacco...
And the fishin's awful good too.
And the fishin's awful good too.
And the point is...
And the point is...
And then you go and scare him to death!
And then you go and scare him to death!
And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles...
And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles...
And those that don't die...
And those that don't die...
And we came all the way from England.
And we came all the way from England.
And we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.
And we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.
And we never got to see him.
And we never got to see him.
And we were doin'some... jobs, and I got the news.
And we were doin'some... jobs, and I got the news.
And when I'm free, I'm gonna work hard...
And when I'm free, I'm gonna work hard...
And when they find him, they's gonna shoot him.
And when they find him, they's gonna shoot him.
And you to us, sir.
And you to us, sir.
And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.
And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.
And you're my little angel.
And you're my little angel.
And, well, she was so ashamed...
And, well, she was so ashamed...
Answer up, and quick.
Answer up, and quick.
Any men on it?
Any men on it?
Are you sure? 'Cause he ain't been seen for more than a year now.
Are you sure? 'Cause he ain't been seen for more than a year now.
At first, everyone figured that old Pap Finn done it himself.
At first, everyone figured that old Pap Finn done it himself.
At least until after your Pap goes away again.
At least until after your Pap goes away again.
Attention, passengers!
Attention, passengers!
Aw, hell.
Aw, hell.
Aw, hello, Duke.
Aw, hello, Duke.
Aw, let him go.
Aw, let him go.
Aw, shut up, Jim!
Aw, shut up, Jim!
Based on what evidence?
Based on what evidence?
Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
Before he crosses the river with Miss Sophie.
Before he crosses the river with Miss Sophie.
Before we head back down.
Before we head back down.
Begging your pardon! Hmph!
Begging your pardon! Hmph!
Besides, we'll be more convincing...
Besides, we'll be more convincing...
Best friend I ever had.
Best friend I ever had.
Best make sure.
Best make sure.
Billy and the menfolk, they gonna try and kill that Shepherdson boy...
Billy and the menfolk, they gonna try and kill that Shepherdson boy...
Billy!
Billy!
Blue...
Blue...
But by and by, she got to talking about the murder.
But by and by, she got to talking about the murder.
But by God, I know them two sure ain't.
But by God, I know them two sure ain't.
But dead was the only way Pap would ever leave me alone.
But dead was the only way Pap would ever leave me alone.
But he died last year,
But he died last year,
But he were my Pap.
But he were my Pap.
But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.
But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.
But I don't know if I could stand it...
But I don't know if I could stand it...
But I figured if I stuck around,
But I figured if I stuck around,
But I got me a canoe, Huck, and this.
But I got me a canoe, Huck, and this.
But I must say,
But I must say,
But I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.
But I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.
But I thought he lived in London.
But I thought he lived in London.
But I'm...
But I'm...
But I've asked everybody, and nobody'll help me.
But I've asked everybody, and nobody'll help me.
But I've got a blinkin'job to do...
But I've got a blinkin'job to do...
But if I could do it, if I could...
But if I could do it, if I could...
But it ain't right, Huck.
But it ain't right, Huck.
But Jim... you're a runaway slave!
But Jim... you're a runaway slave!
But lookee what I found.
But lookee what I found.
But no one knew nothin' about England,
But no one knew nothin' about England,
But no.
But no.
But now I was gonna do what's right,
But now I was gonna do what's right,
But seein'as how I'm so ignorant and kinda low down and ornery...
But seein'as how I'm so ignorant and kinda low down and ornery...
But several years ago, I was sent to England...
But several years ago, I was sent to England...
But since I got no real use for money, I gave it all to Jim...
But since I got no real use for money, I gave it all to Jim...
But something about 'em made me feel mighty uneasy.
But something about 'em made me feel mighty uneasy.
But the bad one tells him to come and get ya!
But the bad one tells him to come and get ya!
But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.
But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.
But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.
But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.
But times is tough. It was just too much money to resist.
But times is tough. It was just too much money to resist.
But we might miss it!
But we might miss it!
But what we do best are the three Es.
But what we do best are the three Es.
But ya can't breathe!
But ya can't breathe!
But you move, and I'll wail ya good.
But you move, and I'll wail ya good.
But your Pap came into town this mornin'...
But your Pap came into town this mornin'...
But... I gots to.
But... I gots to.
By the way, Adolphus,
By the way, Adolphus,
Cairo could be anywhere.
Cairo could be anywhere.
Can any of you good people tell me...
Can any of you good people tell me...
Can you tell us how close we are?
Can you tell us how close we are?
Children, come here, please.
Children, come here, please.
Chuckleheads, you already passed it! It's about 40 miles back!
Chuckleheads, you already passed it! It's about 40 miles back!
Clogs 'em up real tight.
Clogs 'em up real tight.
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, Duke! Over here!
Come on, Duke! Over here!
Come on, Finn!
Come on, Finn!
Come on, Finn! Come on!
Come on, Finn! Come on!
Come on, Finn! Come on! Let's go!
Come on, Finn! Come on! Let's go!
Come on, George, it's supper time!
Come on, George, it's supper time!
Come on, George, we're goin' fishin'!
Come on, George, we're goin' fishin'!
Come on, Huck. Gotta bring him home.
Come on, Huck. Gotta bring him home.
Come on, out with it!
Come on, out with it!
Come on, out with it! Tell him!
Come on, out with it! Tell him!
Come on, over here.
Come on, over here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.
Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.
Come on...
Come on...
Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.
Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.
Cyrus! What's goin' on?
Cyrus! What's goin' on?
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! One more like that and she's had it!
Damn! One more like that and she's had it!
Damned if I would, Jim.
Damned if I would, Jim.
Dead?
Dead?
Did I? Why?
Did I? Why?
Did somebody do something to you?
Did somebody do something to you?
Did you see any such mark?
Did you see any such mark?
Dig it up!
Dig it up!
Do I have to wear this?
Do I have to wear this?
Do you go to church?
Do you go to church?
Doctor... Dr. Robinson! Oh!
Doctor... Dr. Robinson! Oh!
Does a cat talk like a cow or a cow like a cat?
Does a cat talk like a cow or a cow like a cat?
Don't let 'im get away!
Don't let 'im get away!
Don't make it right.
Don't make it right.
Don't ya see that to be true?
Don't ya see that to be true?
Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.
Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.
Don't you give me none of your lip!
Don't you give me none of your lip!
Don't you sass me, or you'll be joinin' her!
Don't you sass me, or you'll be joinin' her!
Don't you worry, Jim. We'll both be on it.
Don't you worry, Jim. We'll both be on it.
Don't you worry. I'll make sure Miss Watson takes you back.
Don't you worry. I'll make sure Miss Watson takes you back.
Down at Phelps Landing.
Down at Phelps Landing.
Down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean savin' the blinkin' pirates."
Down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean savin' the blinkin' pirates."
Downstream about 20 miles is another town. You go ask them!
Downstream about 20 miles is another town. You go ask them!
Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.
Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.
Dr. Robinson, ain't you heard? They're Peter's brothers.
Dr. Robinson, ain't you heard? They're Peter's brothers.
Easy prey.
Easy prey.
Economic opportunity they missed, huh?
Economic opportunity they missed, huh?
Englishman, my butt!
Englishman, my butt!
Enough. Heh heh.
Enough. Heh heh.
Er, "The gold is hidden in the barn behind the vineyards."
Er, "The gold is hidden in the barn behind the vineyards."
Er, Mary Jane, Julia, Susan...
Er, Mary Jane, Julia, Susan...
Er, might we, uh,
Er, might we, uh,
Even $225... $225...
Even $225... $225...
Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.
Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.
Even taught me some Swahili, or what he said was Swahili.
Even taught me some Swahili, or what he said was Swahili.
Everyone else is on our side!
Everyone else is on our side!
Everything's been real quiet between the Shepherdsons and us lately,
Everything's been real quiet between the Shepherdsons and us lately,
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.
Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.
Father said only you should open it.
Father said only you should open it.
Feel so bad, they wish that they had.
Feel so bad, they wish that they had.
Feud! What's a feud?
Feud! What's a feud?
Fire!
Fire!
First thing he sold were the slaves.
First thing he sold were the slaves.
For a man who's got to make deaf signs to prove himself.
For a man who's got to make deaf signs to prove himself.
For a marvellous walk in the woods.
For a marvellous walk in the woods.
For his family.
For his family.
For last night, all our bags were put off by mistake.
For last night, all our bags were put off by mistake.
For this town has few fools,
For this town has few fools,
For tryin' to set Jim free,
For tryin' to set Jim free,
For William and I to leave these little lambs...
For William and I to leave these little lambs...
Forget about the doctor! He's the only one that's suspicious.
Forget about the doctor! He's the only one that's suspicious.
From Phelps Landing the day after tomorrow...
From Phelps Landing the day after tomorrow...
Funny, Huck. Very funny.
Funny, Huck. Very funny.
Gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.
Gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.
Genius.
Genius.
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!
George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!
Get 'em!
Get 'em!
Get out of the way, for heaven's sake.
Get out of the way, for heaven's sake.
Give you some marbles.
Give you some marbles.
Good night!
Good night!
Good thinkin', Huck.
Good thinkin', Huck.
Good, because my butt's hangin' way out,
Good, because my butt's hangin' way out,
Grab the oars!
Grab the oars!
Grab the silver!
Grab the silver!
Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?
Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha! You don't know anything, do ya? Well, I think...
Ha! You don't know anything, do ya? Well, I think...
Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!
Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!
Hanging around with them two.
Hanging around with them two.
Has done generous to his little lambs,
Has done generous to his little lambs,
Has gone to the Lord.
Has gone to the Lord.
Have to think of another way. Look at this place.
Have to think of another way. Look at this place.
He ain't sayin' nothin' bad! He just asked you if you talk French.
He ain't sayin' nothin' bad! He just asked you if you talk French.
He always beatin' on you, ain't he?
He always beatin' on you, ain't he?
He deserved the bullet I gave him!
He deserved the bullet I gave him!
He died.
He died.
He goes to our church when he's in Sheffield.
He goes to our church when he's in Sheffield.
He goes to our church, regular.
He goes to our church, regular.
He had a good reason for it.
He had a good reason for it.
He held on for you as long as he could, but yesterday he passed.
He held on for you as long as he could, but yesterday he passed.
He makes a great slave.
He makes a great slave.
He separated the families.
He separated the families.
He was as rich as King Soromon himself.
He was as rich as King Soromon himself.
He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.
He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.
He'd like to invite friends of the family for supper,
He'd like to invite friends of the family for supper,
He's a lot older. And the one that's deaf and dumb...
He's a lot older. And the one that's deaf and dumb...
He's a lot younger, see.
He's a lot younger, see.
He's all I got.
He's all I got.
He's awake. He's awake!
He's awake. He's awake!
He's white.
He's white.
Headin'for Cairo.
Headin'for Cairo.
Heh heh. Friends, our dear departed...
Heh heh. Friends, our dear departed...
Heh heh. Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...
Heh heh. Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...
Hell, they pert near killed us all!
Hell, they pert near killed us all!
Hell's bells, Jim! Whatever ain't nailed down is what I'll get!
Hell's bells, Jim! Whatever ain't nailed down is what I'll get!
Hell's bells! I wish I knew a good trade.
Hell's bells! I wish I knew a good trade.
Hello there, we's in need of assist!
Hello there, we's in need of assist!
Hello there! We're lookin'for Cairo!
Hello there! We're lookin'for Cairo!
Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!
Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!
Help and nab 'em. You can make some money.
Help and nab 'em. You can make some money.
Her and the widow felt so bad they pert near cried.
Her and the widow felt so bad they pert near cried.
Here's another set of Wilks brothers!
Here's another set of Wilks brothers!
Here's my answer, doctor.
Here's my answer, doctor.
Hey, Boggs, this one's all yours.
Hey, Boggs, this one's all yours.
Hey, Boggs! You know Pa don't want you doin' that any more.
Hey, Boggs! You know Pa don't want you doin' that any more.
Hey, don't I know you two?
Hey, don't I know you two?
Hey, George! Here's a present for bein'my new friend.
Hey, George! Here's a present for bein'my new friend.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, Huck.
Hey, Huck.
Hey, Jim!
Hey, Jim!
Hey, Sam. Hey, Otis.
Hey, Sam. Hey, Otis.
Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!
Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!
Hey, what're you doin' here anyway?
Hey, what're you doin' here anyway?
Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?
Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?
Hey, you seen a big slave around, maybe hangin' on my raft?
Hey, you seen a big slave around, maybe hangin' on my raft?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Get up! Come on, get up!
Hey! Get up! Come on, get up!
Hey! Get your own raft!
Hey! Get your own raft!
Hey.
Hey.
Him being a stranger in a strange land,
Him being a stranger in a strange land,
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Hit me! Come on!
Hold on, hold on! Dead bodies is what she's got, so let's be careful.
Hold on, hold on! Dead bodies is what she's got, so let's be careful.
Honest Injun.
Honest Injun.
Honest, I am.
Honest, I am.
Honest, your majesties! If I stole it, would I still be here?
Honest, your majesties! If I stole it, would I still be here?
Hour in and hour out,
Hour in and hour out,
How are you at playing a preacher?
How are you at playing a preacher?
How dare you speak to him so,
How dare you speak to him so,
How're we gonna get back to Cairo, Jim?
How're we gonna get back to Cairo, Jim?
How're we gonna know which one's Cairo?
How're we gonna know which one's Cairo?
Huck Finn, a man of his word.
Huck Finn, a man of his word.
Huck Finn.
Huck Finn.
Huck!
Huck!
Huck! Huckleberry!
Huck! Huckleberry!
Huck? I thought you'd have your neck stretched by now!
Huck? I thought you'd have your neck stretched by now!
Huckleberry Finn.
Huckleberry Finn.
Huh?
Huh?
I ain't had it so good in all my life.
I ain't had it so good in all my life.
I ain't never done this for no white folks before.
I ain't never done this for no white folks before.
I ain't seen it since Mary Jane gave it to ya.
I ain't seen it since Mary Jane gave it to ya.
I am Harvey Wilks, and this is my brother William.
I am Harvey Wilks, and this is my brother William.
I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.
I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.
I beg your pardon. And who might you be?
I beg your pardon. And who might you be?
I best be goin' now.
I best be goin' now.
I can prove I'm Harvey Wilks and these men frauds!
I can prove I'm Harvey Wilks and these men frauds!
I can take it all the way up to the free states.
I can take it all the way up to the free states.
I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.
I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.
I could get lynched.
I could get lynched.
I could get tarred for not turnin' you in.
I could get tarred for not turnin' you in.
I could smell the winds a changin', and they stunk.
I could smell the winds a changin', and they stunk.
I couldn't let myself get sold all the way down New Orleans.
I couldn't let myself get sold all the way down New Orleans.
I decided it would be best to leave out the truth.
I decided it would be best to leave out the truth.
I decided it'd be best to leave out the truth, so I slung 'em a story.
I decided it'd be best to leave out the truth, so I slung 'em a story.
I did wrong. Ain't no gettin' around it.
I did wrong. Ain't no gettin' around it.
I didn't mean for this to happen, Jim.
I didn't mean for this to happen, Jim.
I didn't see any tattoo, did you?
I didn't see any tattoo, did you?
I didn't tell 'em nothin'. I didn't want to get you in any trouble.
I didn't tell 'em nothin'. I didn't want to get you in any trouble.
I don't think it's right, us stealin from them nice girls.
I don't think it's right, us stealin from them nice girls.
I don't wanna wake anybody up just yet.
I don't wanna wake anybody up just yet.
I feel sort of bad for them murderers dyin'like that.
I feel sort of bad for them murderers dyin'like that.
I fell off a steamboat, sir.
I fell off a steamboat, sir.
I felt just sick, but I says to myself,
I felt just sick, but I says to myself,
I figure we should just knock off and light out.
I figure we should just knock off and light out.
I figured I'd come and get my due.
I figured I'd come and get my due.
I figured it were time to grab Jim...
I figured it were time to grab Jim...
I figured that before I took off,
I figured that before I took off,
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got to get ya to a doctor.
I got to get ya to a doctor.
I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.
I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.
I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.
I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.
I had to go sneak out and play with my friends one last time.
I had to go sneak out and play with my friends one last time.
I hated to run out on them sweet girls,
I hated to run out on them sweet girls,
I hear ya can read and write.
I hear ya can read and write.
I I ain't no angel, Pap. You can ask Miss Watson.
I I ain't no angel, Pap. You can ask Miss Watson.
I I did. But this time they brung reinforcements.
I I did. But this time they brung reinforcements.
I I I don't even know if it's gonna work.
I I I don't even know if it's gonna work.
I I It's George Jackson, sir.
I I It's George Jackson, sir.
I It's me, it's me! Huck... I mean, George! What's goin' on?
I It's me, it's me! Huck... I mean, George! What's goin' on?
I just tripped. I'm all right. Keep goin'!
I just tripped. I'm all right. Keep goin'!
I just want to get you well.
I just want to get you well.
I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...
I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...
I knew if I stuck around I'd be dead.
I knew if I stuck around I'd be dead.
I knew we could change him. I just knew it.
I knew we could change him. I just knew it.
I know we're close, Huck. We're safe!
I know we're close, Huck. We're safe!
I love chickens. They're succulent.
I love chickens. They're succulent.
I mean, don't I deserve it...
I mean, don't I deserve it...
I might end up bein' murderer myself someday,
I might end up bein' murderer myself someday,
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
I never noticed no tattoo at all!
I never noticed no tattoo at all!
I never seen such a son as you!
I never seen such a son as you!
I picked up in Africa on a safari with the Duke of York.
I picked up in Africa on a safari with the Duke of York.
I reckon these sacks of gold are plenty for me.
I reckon these sacks of gold are plenty for me.
I rest my case!
I rest my case!
I saw a blind man walkin'down the street...
I saw a blind man walkin'down the street...
I saw him, and he was dead.
I saw him, and he was dead.
I saw his boot print, the cross made with nails.
I saw his boot print, the cross made with nails.
I saw your guns and just got scared, I guess.
I saw your guns and just got scared, I guess.
I should've finished packing and ran away right then. But no,
I should've finished packing and ran away right then. But no,
I should've known better.
I should've known better.
I tell you, Jim,
I tell you, Jim,
I think maybe I'll just collect that reward.
I think maybe I'll just collect that reward.
I think this boy's gonna fit right in.
I think this boy's gonna fit right in.
I think we'd like to enhance...
I think we'd like to enhance...
I thought you said it was Sarah.
I thought you said it was Sarah.
I tried, but I couldn't.
I tried, but I couldn't.
I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.
I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.
I was taught some of their jabber out of books.
I was taught some of their jabber out of books.
I was up the river with some acquaintances of mine,
I was up the river with some acquaintances of mine,
I whooped him! I whooped him good!
I whooped him! I whooped him good!
I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."
I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."
I'd come all the way down the Mississippi...
I'd come all the way down the Mississippi...
I'd come mighty close to helpin'set Jim free and goin'to hell for it.
I'd come mighty close to helpin'set Jim free and goin'to hell for it.
I'd get the chance to earn money to buy my family.
I'd get the chance to earn money to buy my family.
I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.
I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.
I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.
I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
I'd poked around a little...
I'd poked around a little...
I'd write Mary Jane and tell her where I hid it.
I'd write Mary Jane and tell her where I hid it.
I'll be caught and sold for sure.
I'll be caught and sold for sure.
I'll be okay. Ya...
I'll be okay. Ya...
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll bet ya that dare. It's G O R G J X O N.
I'll bet ya that dare. It's G O R G J X O N.
I'll help you get to Cairo.
I'll help you get to Cairo.
I'll tell you what. Next time we see someone I'll grab a log,
I'll tell you what. Next time we see someone I'll grab a log,
I'm a free man.
I'm a free man.
I'm a little quicker than that.
I'm a little quicker than that.
I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.
I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.
I'm dreadful sorry. I was so selfish.
I'm dreadful sorry. I was so selfish.
I'm goin' to town. You clean up around here.
I'm goin' to town. You clean up around here.
I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.
I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.
I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!
I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!
I'm looking for Mr. Peter Wilks.
I'm looking for Mr. Peter Wilks.
I'm mighty proud to know him.
I'm mighty proud to know him.
I'm originally from Missouri,
I'm originally from Missouri,
I'm real sorry, Jim.
I'm real sorry, Jim.
I'm right proud of you. Just because an idea is popular, like slavery,
I'm right proud of you. Just because an idea is popular, like slavery,
I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.
I'm sorry, Billy.
I'm sorry, Billy.
I'm wanted for your murder.
I'm wanted for your murder.
I'm with you, Harvey.
I'm with you, Harvey.
I'm your next of kin.
I'm your next of kin.
I've never heard such talk in my life.
I've never heard such talk in my life.
If I can get myself all the way down here to Cairo,
If I can get myself all the way down here to Cairo,
If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 10:00 tonight.
If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 10:00 tonight.
If it's a priest before a king,
If it's a priest before a king,
If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!
If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!
If this ain't bully, nothing is.
If this ain't bully, nothing is.
If you see him,
If you see him,
If you think I feel bad,
If you think I feel bad,
If you think I'm gonna apologize to a slave,
If you think I'm gonna apologize to a slave,
If you was a girl, you'd have missed that rat by six or seven feet.
If you was a girl, you'd have missed that rat by six or seven feet.
If you was to hear that your Pap wasn't ever gonna return to St. Petersburg,
If you was to hear that your Pap wasn't ever gonna return to St. Petersburg,
In more than 20 years.
In more than 20 years.
In our church,
In our church,
In the bank 'til you get yourself to legal age!
In the bank 'til you get yourself to legal age!
Is driftin' like...
Is driftin' like...
Is that my dear, sweet brother Peter...
Is that my dear, sweet brother Peter...
Is that what I really look like?
Is that what I really look like?
Isn't that what you saw?
Isn't that what you saw?
It ain't no matter. 'Cause now everyone judges
It ain't no matter. 'Cause now everyone judges
It don't make it right.
It don't make it right.
It don't seem right...
It don't seem right...
It felt good gettin'back on the river. Other places feel so cramped and smothered.
It felt good gettin'back on the river. Other places feel so cramped and smothered.
It says that your future...
It says that your future...
It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,
It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,
It was a small...
It was a small...
It were the worst thing I ever done in my life.
It were the worst thing I ever done in my life.
It weren't my fault.
It weren't my fault.
It's a stupid way of askin' it!
It's a stupid way of askin' it!
It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.
It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.
It's goin' and it's goin'!
It's goin' and it's goin'!
It's Huck.
It's Huck.
It's like this. A man has a fight with another man and kills him.
It's like this. A man has a fight with another man and kills him.
It's mainly the truth. Oh, sure, there's a few stretchers here and there,
It's mainly the truth. Oh, sure, there's a few stretchers here and there,
It's the Wilks' gold!
It's the Wilks' gold!
It's too late for that now!
It's too late for that now!
It's usually me they's after.
It's usually me they's after.
It's you, all right, Jim.
It's you, all right, Jim.
Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.
Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.
Jim was owned by Miss Watson, and about a year ago...
Jim was owned by Miss Watson, and about a year ago...
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim?
Jim?
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim...Jim...
Jim...Jim...
Jubilee leaving for Phelps Landing in 15 minutes!
Jubilee leaving for Phelps Landing in 15 minutes!
Judge Thatcher says that money's gotta stay
Judge Thatcher says that money's gotta stay
Jump, Huck! Jump!
Jump, Huck! Jump!
Just because you're taught somethin's right,
Just because you're taught somethin's right,
Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!
Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!
Just one, sir.
Just one, sir.
Just playin' with the damn dog next door.
Just playin' with the damn dog next door.
Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...
Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...
Just stay right here today! Understand? Hmm?
Just stay right here today! Understand? Hmm?
Just tell us what the tattoo is about!
Just tell us what the tattoo is about!
Knock him into Tuesday, Huck!
Knock him into Tuesday, Huck!
Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!
Lands, child. You've been out cold for a week.
Lands, child. You've been out cold for a week.
Last call for Cairo and all points north!
Last call for Cairo and all points north!
Last night.
Last night.
Last week that poor mother only had eight children.
Last week that poor mother only had eight children.
Leave me alone! Let me go! You're comin' with me!
Leave me alone! Let me go! You're comin' with me!
Leave the boy alone! He's innocent!
Leave the boy alone! He's innocent!
Legal age. I can't be waitin'that long!
Legal age. I can't be waitin'that long!
Let's dig up the corpse!
Let's dig up the corpse!
Let's get on to Cairo, Huck. Please.
Let's get on to Cairo, Huck. Please.
Let's try this way!
Let's try this way!
Like I told you this morning,
Like I told you this morning,
Like, if he up and died or some such, would
Like, if he up and died or some such, would
Listen to yourself. Ya hear what you're sayin'?
Listen to yourself. Ya hear what you're sayin'?
Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...
Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...
Listen, boy!
Listen, boy!
Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.
Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.
Little runt.
Little runt.
Look, you wouldn't want us to accidentally turn in...
Look, you wouldn't want us to accidentally turn in...
Looks a little rough. Me and you gotta break him in a little bit.
Looks a little rough. Me and you gotta break him in a little bit.
Looks like she ain't been here long.
Looks like she ain't been here long.
Lots of people gonna die today.
Lots of people gonna die today.
Lucky day, boy!
Lucky day, boy!
Make a move, and I'll blast you in half!
Make a move, and I'll blast you in half!
Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.
Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.
Marvellous.
Marvellous.
Mary Jane and her sisters, along with the Wilks brothers,
Mary Jane and her sisters, along with the Wilks brothers,
Mary Jane was safe, the gold was safe,
Mary Jane was safe, the gold was safe,
Mary Jane, Julia, Susan,
Mary Jane, Julia, Susan,
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
Me and Abe here dressed him up and layed him out ourselves.
Me and Abe here dressed him up and layed him out ourselves.
Me bein' a runaway's even worse than me bein' a murderer.
Me bein' a runaway's even worse than me bein' a murderer.
Me dear brother and I have a little announcement we'd like to make.
Me dear brother and I have a little announcement we'd like to make.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow.
Meow.
Mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.
Mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.
Mighty smart of ya.
Mighty smart of ya.
Miss Sophie went off to marry a Shepherdson.
Miss Sophie went off to marry a Shepherdson.
Miss Watson and her sister, the Widow Douglas, took me in.
Miss Watson and her sister, the Widow Douglas, took me in.
Missus, where's my jacket?
Missus, where's my jacket?
Mmm, mmm...
Mmm, mmm...
Mmmm. "Yes, Pap."
Mmmm. "Yes, Pap."
More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.
More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.
Move it, move it!
Move it, move it!
Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.
Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.
Murder! I...
Murder! I...
Must've missed it that night in the fog, Jim.
Must've missed it that night in the fog, Jim.
My brains and your bullocks,
My brains and your bullocks,
My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.
My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.
My dear, sweet Mary Jane.
My dear, sweet Mary Jane.
My English valet, right?
My English valet, right?
My good God! There's gold in there!
My good God! There's gold in there!
My goodness!
My goodness!
My little Huckleberry!
My little Huckleberry!
My ma ran off with a circus clown.
My ma ran off with a circus clown.
My name's Huck... Huck Finn, and this story's about me and a slave named Jim.
My name's Huck... Huck Finn, and this story's about me and a slave named Jim.
My only chance is to go downriver to Cairo.
My only chance is to go downriver to Cairo.
My pa came a swingin' on the other. My ma let go, did a double flip...
My pa came a swingin' on the other. My ma let go, did a double flip...
My Pap were a bad one,
My Pap were a bad one,
My sister's pukin' everywhere, my ma's smellin' real bad,
My sister's pukin' everywhere, my ma's smellin' real bad,
My thoughts exactly. Now, do you suppose...
My thoughts exactly. Now, do you suppose...
My, that's a pretty bonnet!
My, that's a pretty bonnet!
Need a tow over, if ya don't mind.
Need a tow over, if ya don't mind.
Never forget ya, Huck.
Never forget ya, Huck.
Never saw her again.
Never saw her again.
Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!
Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!
No one lives there nor hardly visits,
No one lives there nor hardly visits,
No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee voo Francine!"
No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee voo Francine!"
No, I guess not, unless you're a complete numskull.
No, I guess not, unless you're a complete numskull.
No, I... I don't know!
No, I... I don't know!
No, ma'am. I went to school.
No, ma'am. I went to school.
No, Pap!
No, Pap!
No, Pap! No!
No, Pap! No!
No, ya can't take him.
No, ya can't take him.
No, you're not, Mary Jane. You promised me.
No, you're not, Mary Jane. You promised me.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No!
No! No!
No! Not to my good friend Mr. Finn here!
No! Not to my good friend Mr. Finn here!
Nobody saw me.
Nobody saw me.
Not payin' any attention to all the rain.
Not payin' any attention to all the rain.
Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.
Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.
Now fess up! Who is ya?
Now fess up! Who is ya?
Now I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Now I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors!
Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors!
Now that I was dead, I could do what I wanted...
Now that I was dead, I could do what I wanted...
Now ya ain't never gonna get to see 'em.
Now ya ain't never gonna get to see 'em.
Now you let them both go!
Now you let them both go!
Now, I'm not sure these two are the real Wilks brothers,
Now, I'm not sure these two are the real Wilks brothers,
Now, let's get to that steamboat!
Now, let's get to that steamboat!
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
Now, my daddy was fishin' on that other bank,
Now, my daddy was fishin' on that other bank,
Now, the hair ball don't know...
Now, the hair ball don't know...
Now, where did Huckleberry go to?
Now, where did Huckleberry go to?
Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?
Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?
Now, who here helped lay out my brother...
Now, who here helped lay out my brother...
Now!
Now!
Of course I do. We got our own pew right up front.
Of course I do. We got our own pew right up front.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, don't worry, I will. That slave is worth $400, dead or alive.
Oh, don't worry, I will. That slave is worth $400, dead or alive.
Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!
Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!
Oh, he was, uh,
Oh, he was, uh,
Oh, ho ho!
Oh, ho ho!
Oh, ho ho! No, no, no.
Oh, ho ho! No, no, no.
Oh, let's go!
Oh, let's go!
Oh, my God! We're goin' down!
Oh, my God! We're goin' down!
Oh, no. I'm gonna get those two right now and get 'em tarred...
Oh, no. I'm gonna get those two right now and get 'em tarred...
Oh, not until you've had some vittles.
Oh, not until you've had some vittles.
Oh, now, don't kill him...just yet.
Oh, now, don't kill him...just yet.
Oh, oh, yes, yes. Rather, William.
Oh, oh, yes, yes. Rather, William.
Oh, Sophie, leave me alone. Come on, George.
Oh, Sophie, leave me alone. Come on, George.
Oh, thank ya ever so.
Oh, thank ya ever so.
Oh, the King of England!
Oh, the King of England!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, why didn't you bloody say so? Course I have.
Oh, why didn't you bloody say so? Course I have.
Oh, yeah, that money your ma left you. Damned Judge Thatcher!
Oh, yeah, that money your ma left you. Damned Judge Thatcher!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, my little friend!
Oh! Oh, my little friend!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh. Bless him.
Oh. Bless him.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. What you're tellin'me, I think,
Oh. What you're tellin'me, I think,
Oh... Now come on, Huck, what's it really say?
Oh... Now come on, Huck, what's it really say?
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.
Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.
Ohhh, I see.
Ohhh, I see.
Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...
Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...
Okay, all right. Enough of this slop.
Okay, all right. Enough of this slop.
On that river, I had a taste of freedom.
On that river, I had a taste of freedom.
On the journey to Cairo to set Jim free.
On the journey to Cairo to set Jim free.
Once Pap started drinkin'.
Once Pap started drinkin'.
Only he broke his arm in a fall.
Only he broke his arm in a fall.
Only if they won't sell 'em, Huck.
Only if they won't sell 'em, Huck.
Or by God, there's gonna be one less idiot around here.
Or by God, there's gonna be one less idiot around here.
Or if neither of them is!
Or if neither of them is!
Or would you go on back home?
Or would you go on back home?
Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.
Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.
Out huntin' down your murderer right now.
Out huntin' down your murderer right now.
Out with some of the other men trying to hunt up the murderer.
Out with some of the other men trying to hunt up the murderer.
Outta my way, you old maid! This here is what's mine, and I'm takin' it!
Outta my way, you old maid! This here is what's mine, and I'm takin' it!
Pa... Oh, it's disgusting!
Pa... Oh, it's disgusting!
Pap's back.
Pap's back.
Pap's dead?
Pap's dead?
Pay our respects to our brother's remainders?
Pay our respects to our brother's remainders?
People mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
People mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,
People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,
People usually just run away when I tell 'em my whole family is sick as dogs.
People usually just run away when I tell 'em my whole family is sick as dogs.
Perhaps you can tell me what was tattooed on Peter's breast.
Perhaps you can tell me what was tattooed on Peter's breast.
Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.
Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.
Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.
Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.
Peter had his initials tattooed on his breast,
Peter had his initials tattooed on his breast,
Peter's brothers, right?
Peter's brothers, right?
Please don't kill me, boys. Please don't kill me!
Please don't kill me, boys. Please don't kill me!
Pleased to meet ya, sir.
Pleased to meet ya, sir.
Pleased to meet ya.
Pleased to meet ya.
Poke.
Poke.
Praise be to the Lord.
Praise be to the Lord.
Pretty soon you'll be taking up religion like your ma did.
Pretty soon you'll be taking up religion like your ma did.
Puked it up just the other day.
Puked it up just the other day.
Ready?
Ready?
Right down to the damn dog next door.
Right down to the damn dog next door.
Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.
Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.
Right this way, my gold toothed friend!
Right this way, my gold toothed friend!
Right, right. Heh.
Right, right. Heh.
Right!
Right!
Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?
Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?
Rob of their money.
Rob of their money.
Robbery, forgery...
Robbery, forgery...
Said that he saw smoke out on Jackson Island.
Said that he saw smoke out on Jackson Island.
Sarah. Sarah Williams.
Sarah. Sarah Williams.
Say good bye, boy, 'cause you ain't never gonna see...
Say good bye, boy, 'cause you ain't never gonna see...
Say, Billy, let's slide on down to the river.
Say, Billy, let's slide on down to the river.
Say, Billy...
Say, Billy...
Say, Huck, I been feelin'...
Say, Huck, I been feelin'...
Say, Jim! Shouldn't ya be gettin' back before Miss Watson misses ya?
Say, Jim! Shouldn't ya be gettin' back before Miss Watson misses ya?
Say, uh...Jim?
Say, uh...Jim?
Say, you wouldn't happen to be...
Say, you wouldn't happen to be...
Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's
Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's
Screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.
Screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.
Seems a lot of things have been washing up lately.
Seems a lot of things have been washing up lately.
Sellin' people and usin' 'em for slaves ain't right, Huck.
Sellin' people and usin' 'em for slaves ain't right, Huck.
She made quite a mess when she hit them bleachers.
She made quite a mess when she hit them bleachers.
She set me free in her will, Huck.
She set me free in her will, Huck.
She's just a girl, Jim.
She's just a girl, Jim.
Shoo!
Shoo!
Shoot 'im, boys!
Shoot 'im, boys!
Sick. And so is my mom, my sister, my brother...
Sick. And so is my mom, my sister, my brother...
Slavery ain't right. All men should be free.
Slavery ain't right. All men should be free.
Slice of heaven, King. Feels like a slice of heaven.
Slice of heaven, King. Feels like a slice of heaven.
Smell that, Huck? Smells like freedom.
Smell that, Huck? Smells like freedom.
Smelly as the dickens.
Smelly as the dickens.
So all we had to do was put up with them rat bags for two more days,
So all we had to do was put up with them rat bags for two more days,
So don't you go stirring things up.
So don't you go stirring things up.
So far from his own people.
So far from his own people.
So he's ours. We had to chain him.
So he's ours. We had to chain him.
So I decided to take advantage of the situation.
So I decided to take advantage of the situation.
So I says to the pope,
So I says to the pope,
So if you two just, uh...
So if you two just, uh...
So kick off your shoes, if you're wearin' 'em,
So kick off your shoes, if you're wearin' 'em,
So she got all the womenfolk fleecin' the woods lookin' for your carcass.
So she got all the womenfolk fleecin' the woods lookin' for your carcass.
So they couldn't figure out who was lyin'.
So they couldn't figure out who was lyin'.
So those two rat bags grilled that flathead...
So those two rat bags grilled that flathead...
So very bad.
So very bad.
So we have decided,
So we have decided,
So when I found out your ma left you $600,
So when I found out your ma left you $600,
So when I saw you two, I just reckoned maybe...
So when I saw you two, I just reckoned maybe...
So who do they think killed him?
So who do they think killed him?
So... my ma grabbed onto the t****ze and swung one way.
So... my ma grabbed onto the t****ze and swung one way.
Someone gonna do it. Ought to be me.
Someone gonna do it. Ought to be me.
Somes calls me Sarah; somes calls me Mary.
Somes calls me Sarah; somes calls me Mary.
Sometime he listen to the good one, and sometime he listen to the bad one.
Sometime he listen to the good one, and sometime he listen to the bad one.
Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late.
Speak the truth now,
Speak the truth now,
Spirit lives on the inside of it.
Spirit lives on the inside of it.
Spittin'out word for word everything that young flathead told him.
Spittin'out word for word everything that young flathead told him.
Stand aside!
Stand aside!
Steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!
Steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!
Sure can't take this raft back up the river.
Sure can't take this raft back up the river.
Sure, Huck.
Sure, Huck.
Sweetie, we were so worried about you but you're going to be all right now.
Sweetie, we were so worried about you but you're going to be all right now.
Take it all. A gift from your uncles.
Take it all. A gift from your uncles.
Take the gold back...
Take the gold back...
Take the money.
Take the money.
Take your hand away from me, you impostor!
Take your hand away from me, you impostor!
Talk about lost!
Talk about lost!
Tell him Huck says hello.
Tell him Huck says hello.
Thank you, Jim. So what is it you two fellas do, exactly?
Thank you, Jim. So what is it you two fellas do, exactly?
Thanks, Jim.
Thanks, Jim.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't what I heard.
That ain't what I heard.
That ain't who I think it is, is it?
That ain't who I think it is, is it?
That couldn't be the reason.
That couldn't be the reason.
That dead geezer 'n'me would be sharin'lodgin's.
That dead geezer 'n'me would be sharin'lodgin's.
That doctor's been layin' on my mind all day.
That doctor's been layin' on my mind all day.
That don't matter.
That don't matter.
That is to say, sir,
That is to say, sir,
That is to say...
That is to say...
That Russian fell in the river, that's what happened.
That Russian fell in the river, that's what happened.
That said he was a murderer and a runaway...
That said he was a murderer and a runaway...
That she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...
That she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...
That the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.
That the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.
That the man who murdered poor Huck Finn...
That the man who murdered poor Huck Finn...
That the same gang of thieves who stole your school books last week?
That the same gang of thieves who stole your school books last week?
That was a lie, Jim.
That was a lie, Jim.
That was a lie!
That was a lie!
That wasn't my fault.
That wasn't my fault.
That's a dazzling idea, King.
That's a dazzling idea, King.
That's far enough now. See if there's anybody else out there.
That's far enough now. See if there's anybody else out there.
That's good! 'Cause I heard Huck Finn was such a sweet boy.
That's good! 'Cause I heard Huck Finn was such a sweet boy.
That's my answer, doctor.
That's my answer, doctor.
That's right, because there isn't any blue arrow.
That's right, because there isn't any blue arrow.
That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
That's what Jim told me.
That's what Jim told me.
That's where my husband is right now,
That's where my husband is right now,
The canoe!
The canoe!
The generous spirit of the day.
The generous spirit of the day.
The good spirit tell 'im to leave you alone,
The good spirit tell 'im to leave you alone,
The great Swahili warrior's sleepin'?
The great Swahili warrior's sleepin'?
The hand of providence is bound to take a swing at them two.
The hand of providence is bound to take a swing at them two.
The King and the Duke found out...
The King and the Duke found out...
The King and the Duke seemed like nice enough fellas,
The King and the Duke seemed like nice enough fellas,
The King said I was a Swahili warrior.
The King said I was a Swahili warrior.
The King tellin' one story and Harvey Wilks another.
The King tellin' one story and Harvey Wilks another.
The letters " P" and "W".
The letters " P" and "W".
The man on the raft, is he white or black?
The man on the raft, is he white or black?
The only white gentleman ever kept his promise to old Jim.
The only white gentleman ever kept his promise to old Jim.
The river.
The river.
The slaves, and thousands of dollars in gold.
The slaves, and thousands of dollars in gold.
The smell on that raft's just killin' me.
The smell on that raft's just killin' me.
The steamboat leaves the wharf at 10:00 tomorrow tonight.
The steamboat leaves the wharf at 10:00 tomorrow tonight.
The tar oozes into your pores.
The tar oozes into your pores.
The Widow Douglas said she'd adopt me...
The Widow Douglas said she'd adopt me...
The widow told me.
The widow told me.
The Wilks brothers, now, would ya?
The Wilks brothers, now, would ya?
Them dirty scoundrels. George, I'm gonna kill 'em.
Them dirty scoundrels. George, I'm gonna kill 'em.
Them reptiles would soon be in jail,
Them reptiles would soon be in jail,
Them Shepherdsons knew we were comin'!
Them Shepherdsons knew we were comin'!
Then he gave more gold...
Then he gave more gold...
Then his brother kills him. Goes on and on with everybody's brother...
Then his brother kills him. Goes on and on with everybody's brother...
Then it was off to freedom.
Then it was off to freedom.
Then suddenly I knew what I had to do. I had to turn Jim in.
Then suddenly I knew what I had to do. I had to turn Jim in.
Then we don't he talk like a man?
Then we don't he talk like a man?
Then when I was long gone,
Then when I was long gone,
Then ya choke and ya cough.
Then ya choke and ya cough.
There ain't but one bloody, blinkin' preacher to a bloomin' church?
There ain't but one bloody, blinkin' preacher to a bloomin' church?
There he goes... true blue Huck Finn.
There he goes... true blue Huck Finn.
There is one way to see which pair is the real Wilks brothers,
There is one way to see which pair is the real Wilks brothers,
There it is!
There it is!
There, behind the grindstone.
There, behind the grindstone.
There's nothin' Shepherdson about him at all.
There's nothin' Shepherdson about him at all.
There's something I got to tell ya before you risking yourself for me.
There's something I got to tell ya before you risking yourself for me.
These two old biddies again.
These two old biddies again.
They ain't even English.
They ain't even English.
They asked us a considerable many questions.
They asked us a considerable many questions.
They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.
They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.
They came here with lots of names and facts...
They came here with lots of names and facts...
They hadn't had much time to get the letter...
They hadn't had much time to get the letter...
They just walloped me in the eye and ran off.
They just walloped me in the eye and ran off.
They missed the death of their brother Peter Wilks...
They missed the death of their brother Peter Wilks...
They must've picked up somewhere, that's all.
They must've picked up somewhere, that's all.
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
They told me they was the Grangerfords, and asked me a million questions.
They told me they was the Grangerfords, and asked me a million questions.
They wanted to civilize me, which most people thought was a right nice idea.
They wanted to civilize me, which most people thought was a right nice idea.
They was real nice once they decided not to kill me.
They was real nice once they decided not to kill me.
They won't find ya in the dark.
They won't find ya in the dark.
They'll get the money and the property all right, but...
They'll get the money and the property all right, but...
They'll lynch ya.
They'll lynch ya.
They're all frauds!
They're all frauds!
They're liars.
They're liars.
They're my wife and my children. It ain't right that they be bought and sold.
They're my wife and my children. It ain't right that they be bought and sold.
They're right up ahead, boy!
They're right up ahead, boy!
They's after us, Jim, and there ain't a minute to lose. Come on!
They's after us, Jim, and there ain't a minute to lose. Come on!
Thin...
Thin...
This here is Franciscus, uh,
This here is Franciscus, uh,
This is my, uh, valet, Adolphus.
This is my, uh, valet, Adolphus.
This is the nicest thing anybody's ever given me.
This is the nicest thing anybody's ever given me.
This mornin' in all the confusion caused by your murder...
This mornin' in all the confusion caused by your murder...
This thing's sinkin' quicker than we figured!
This thing's sinkin' quicker than we figured!
This time we're sellin' a thing that takes tartar off of teeth.
This time we're sellin' a thing that takes tartar off of teeth.
Those uncles of yours ain't no uncles at all.
Those uncles of yours ain't no uncles at all.
To live with my great grandfather,
To live with my great grandfather,
To show proof of these frauds at the moment,
To show proof of these frauds at the moment,
To take you back with us to England!
To take you back with us to England!
To the cemetery!
To the cemetery!
To turn others into the law.
To turn others into the law.
To ward off the devil. Yeah, that's your pap, all right.
To ward off the devil. Yeah, that's your pap, all right.
Took him down to the jail in Phelps Landing.
Took him down to the jail in Phelps Landing.
True blue Huck Finn.
True blue Huck Finn.
Tryin' to get this fire goin'.
Tryin' to get this fire goin'.
Tryin'to kill everybody else's brother, until everybody's killed off.
Tryin'to kill everybody else's brother, until everybody's killed off.
Turn these rascals out, I beg you.
Turn these rascals out, I beg you.
Uh huh. Ya don't say?
Uh huh. Ya don't say?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, begging your pardon on this,
Uh, begging your pardon on this,
Uh, heh heh heh.
Uh, heh heh heh.
Uh, my brother says...
Uh, my brother says...
Uh... handsome and well mannered.
Uh... handsome and well mannered.
Uh... I thought I heard somebody tryin' to break in,
Uh... I thought I heard somebody tryin' to break in,
Uhhh!
Uhhh!
Uhhh! I can't believe you're not gonna help us.
Uhhh! I can't believe you're not gonna help us.
Uncle Harvey, Uncle William,
Uncle Harvey, Uncle William,
Unh! Unh!
Unh! Unh!
Until we can take him up north for the hangin'.
Until we can take him up north for the hangin'.
Until ya tear your own flesh so's ya can breathe.
Until ya tear your own flesh so's ya can breathe.
Up until yesterday.
Up until yesterday.
Wait, listen! You can keep my share, I won't tell nobody!
Wait, listen! You can keep my share, I won't tell nobody!
Wanted to learn a trade, didn't ya?
Wanted to learn a trade, didn't ya?
Was an, um,
Was an, um,
Was Peter Wilks well off?
Was Peter Wilks well off?
Watch yourself, Huck.
Watch yourself, Huck.
We ain't never gonna get caught.
We ain't never gonna get caught.
We also do some theatre. Tragedy, you know.
We also do some theatre. Tragedy, you know.
We buried him this morning.
We buried him this morning.
We can only tell you where Peter did live...
We can only tell you where Peter did live...
We can't leave thousands of dollars worth of property lying around.
We can't leave thousands of dollars worth of property lying around.
We decided the Swahili bit was pushing it and asked him to wait at the raft.
We decided the Swahili bit was pushing it and asked him to wait at the raft.
We do a fair bit of doctorin'.
We do a fair bit of doctorin'.
We do mind, boy. We're in a hurry.
We do mind, boy. We're in a hurry.
We had us a great adventure, didn't we, Jim?
We had us a great adventure, didn't we, Jim?
We have decided...
We have decided...
We in trouble, Huck.
We in trouble, Huck.
We made it, Huck! Huck?
We made it, Huck! Huck?
We should give the money back to the girls.
We should give the money back to the girls.
We should just glide out of here tonight with what we got.
We should just glide out of here tonight with what we got.
We should've waited for the relations.
We should've waited for the relations.
We stay as far away from the law as is humanly possible.
We stay as far away from the law as is humanly possible.
We want to hear it!
We want to hear it!
We was off, headin'down the mighty Mississippi...
We was off, headin'down the mighty Mississippi...
We won't say a word.
We won't say a word.
We'd best be goin', Jim!
We'd best be goin', Jim!
We'd both go back, Jim, bein' the right thing and all.
We'd both go back, Jim, bein' the right thing and all.
We'll be havin' an auction tomorrow mornin'...
We'll be havin' an auction tomorrow mornin'...
We'll do it together.
We'll do it together.
We'll find one that's goin' north, and then you can buy us passage.
We'll find one that's goin' north, and then you can buy us passage.
We'll give ya 10 percent.
We'll give ya 10 percent.
We're goin' all the way with this one.
We're goin' all the way with this one.
We're going to England!
We're going to England!
We're gonna be set for life!
We're gonna be set for life!
We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now,
We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now,
We're lookin'for five slaves that ran away last night.
We're lookin'for five slaves that ran away last night.
We've got 17 bloody, blinkin', bloomin'preachers.
We've got 17 bloody, blinkin', bloomin'preachers.
We've got the tar!
We've got the tar!
Welcome to America!
Welcome to America!
Well, ain't you the sweet scented dandy!
Well, ain't you the sweet scented dandy!
Well, come on, then!
Well, come on, then!
Well, first we gotta take care of something.
Well, first we gotta take care of something.
Well, Huck...
Well, Huck...
Well, I believe you, so I'm gonna tell you.
Well, I believe you, so I'm gonna tell you.
Well, I healed up just fine.
Well, I healed up just fine.
Well, I tried to stop 'em, but bein'so little and all,
Well, I tried to stop 'em, but bein'so little and all,
Well, I was comin' from Hookville to visit my cousin...
Well, I was comin' from Hookville to visit my cousin...
Well, I'm not gonna stand for it.
Well, I'm not gonna stand for it.
Well, I'm sure ya think I'm low down and miserable...
Well, I'm sure ya think I'm low down and miserable...
Well, it looks so much cuter on you. So, what's your name?
Well, it looks so much cuter on you. So, what's your name?
Well, just let me take another peek at that gold...
Well, just let me take another peek at that gold...
Well, look at you.
Well, look at you.
Well, looks like you put on considerable many frills since I've been away.
Well, looks like you put on considerable many frills since I've been away.
Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?
Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?
Well, methinks this calls for a small libation!
Well, methinks this calls for a small libation!
Well, one of the brothers, the preacher?
Well, one of the brothers, the preacher?
Well, she got to talking about this and about that...
Well, she got to talking about this and about that...
Well, that old King juiced it plenty,
Well, that old King juiced it plenty,
Well, that's a Frenchman's way of askin' if you talk French.
Well, that's a Frenchman's way of askin' if you talk French.
Well, the dead geezer gave the girls his houses,
Well, the dead geezer gave the girls his houses,
Well, the hair ball thinks that maybe you ought to skedaddle for a while.
Well, the hair ball thinks that maybe you ought to skedaddle for a while.
Well, they sailed into the investigation,
Well, they sailed into the investigation,
Well, we best travel only at night.
Well, we best travel only at night.
Well, we got us a feud goin' on.
Well, we got us a feud goin' on.
Well, what about me? Don't I deserve somethin'?
Well, what about me? Don't I deserve somethin'?
Well, what about...
Well, what about...
Well, what is it? Make it quick.
Well, what is it? Make it quick.
Well, why do I have to leave town?
Well, why do I have to leave town?
Well, William, I guess we better go and get it.
Well, William, I guess we better go and get it.
Well, you're wrong!
Well, you're wrong!
Well?
Well?
Were a runaway slave named Jim.
Were a runaway slave named Jim.
What a lovely country! Ha ha ha!
What a lovely country! Ha ha ha!
What about the damn doctor?
What about the damn doctor?
What are you doing? What's he doing?
What are you doing? What's he doing?
What happened to your accent?
What happened to your accent?
What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?
What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?
What is it, Jim?
What is it, Jim?
What the...
What the...
What the...
What the...
What would he need a pew for? Isn't he preaching up in the pulpit?
What would he need a pew for? Isn't he preaching up in the pulpit?
What would you think if a man came up to you and said, " Pallee voo Franzee?"
What would you think if a man came up to you and said, " Pallee voo Franzee?"
What'd I do with that bottle?
What'd I do with that bottle?
What're you doin' with my gun?
What're you doin' with my gun?
What's that old fool up to now?
What's that old fool up to now?
What's this all about, my good sir?
What's this all about, my good sir?
When all of a sudden a gang of thieves jumped out and grabbed him.
When all of a sudden a gang of thieves jumped out and grabbed him.
When he can catch me.
When he can catch me.
When I heard what happened, I took the first steamer down.
When I heard what happened, I took the first steamer down.
When this all blows over, I'll write and tell ya where it's buried.
When this all blows over, I'll write and tell ya where it's buried.
When your Pap's around...
When your Pap's around...
Where did you come from, George?
Where did you come from, George?
Where is our money?
Where is our money?
Where Mr. Peter Wilks lives?
Where Mr. Peter Wilks lives?
Where the Ohio River comes into the Mississippi,
Where the Ohio River comes into the Mississippi,
Where's the stiff?
Where's the stiff?
Which spirit gonna be the most convincin'.
Which spirit gonna be the most convincin'.
Who told you to meddle in such highfalutin foolishness anyhow?
Who told you to meddle in such highfalutin foolishness anyhow?
Who you callin' innocent?
Who you callin' innocent?
Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whooo!
Whooo!
Why are you always stealin' chickens?
Why are you always stealin' chickens?
Why can't I just pretend I don't know?
Why can't I just pretend I don't know?
Why did you think we was them?
Why did you think we was them?
Why didn't I think of it sooner?
Why didn't I think of it sooner?
Why is everybody carryin' all them guns and lookin' so itchy to use 'em?
Why is everybody carryin' all them guns and lookin' so itchy to use 'em?
Why until 10:00?
Why until 10:00?
Why, my name's... Bet ya can't spell my name?
Why, my name's... Bet ya can't spell my name?
Why, Pa! He's no Shepherdson!
Why, Pa! He's no Shepherdson!
Why, thank you for the compliment, sir.
Why, thank you for the compliment, sir.
Why, thank you, Jim.
Why, thank you, Jim.
Why'd ya come and get me?
Why'd ya come and get me?
Why'd ya do it, Jim?
Why'd ya do it, Jim?
Widow Douglas. Why, how'd you get here?
Widow Douglas. Why, how'd you get here?
Wild boars are mighty good eatin'. And this one were gonna save my life as well.
Wild boars are mighty good eatin'. And this one were gonna save my life as well.
With your polished clothes and your nice bed.
With your polished clothes and your nice bed.
Without any kinfolk around.
Without any kinfolk around.
Won't be long now, Deputy Hines!
Won't be long now, Deputy Hines!
Would you happen to know where the...
Would you happen to know where the...
Would you leave Ma out of this? She's dead and you better...
Would you leave Ma out of this? She's dead and you better...
Wow!
Wow!
Ya can't take me, Jim. They'll catch ya.
Ya can't take me, Jim. They'll catch ya.
Ya can't.
Ya can't.
Ya gotta make a stand and face 'em.
Ya gotta make a stand and face 'em.
Ya know what happens to ya when they tar and feather ya?
Ya know what happens to ya when they tar and feather ya?
Ya know what they'll do if they catch us?
Ya know what they'll do if they catch us?
Ya pays your money and ya takes your pick!
Ya pays your money and ya takes your pick!
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, I do! You're that...
Yeah, I do! You're that...
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, let's get the booty and get outta here!
Yeah, let's get the booty and get outta here!
Yeah, that's my boy.
Yeah, that's my boy.
Yeah, we got enough... Shakespearean costumes here for the lot of us.
Yeah, we got enough... Shakespearean costumes here for the lot of us.
Yeah, we'll keep headin' south 'til we find us a steamboat.
Yeah, we'll keep headin' south 'til we find us a steamboat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah? So, uh,
Yeah? So, uh,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Might be some good loot around. Let's split up and see what she's got.
Yeah. Might be some good loot around. Let's split up and see what she's got.
Yeah. Sure, bein' the right thing and all.
Yeah. Sure, bein' the right thing and all.
Yeah. Uh huh.
Yeah. Uh huh.
Yeah. We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.
Yeah. We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.
Yeah. Yes, of course.
Yeah. Yes, of course.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yeow! Go... You skinny little rat bag!
Yeow! Go... You skinny little rat bag!
Yep, same gang.
Yep, same gang.
Yes, Pap.
Yes, Pap.
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Yessim, I did. Sarah Mary Williams.
Yessim, I did. Sarah Mary Williams.
You all right, Huck?
You all right, Huck?
You apologize to him this instant.
You apologize to him this instant.
You are the sorriest thing I've ever seen.
You are the sorriest thing I've ever seen.
You bet I was. Two men catched him, and now he's in jail.
You bet I was. Two men catched him, and now he's in jail.
You bet, sir. I won't let no runaway slaves get by me.
You bet, sir. I won't let no runaway slaves get by me.
You brought me here, Pap.
You brought me here, Pap.
You can't just leave me here, boys. You can't just leave me!
You can't just leave me here, boys. You can't just leave me!
You can't... You can't kill him.
You can't... You can't kill him.
You couldn't understand a single word they said.
You couldn't understand a single word they said.
You don't know what a feud is?
You don't know what a feud is?
You done it, all right. I'm George Jackson.
You done it, all right. I'm George Jackson.
You fess up, you little thing! You tell me, who is ya? You tell me, who is ya?
You fess up, you little thing! You tell me, who is ya? You tell me, who is ya?
You fraud!
You fraud!
You get my meaning?
You get my meaning?
You got to have lots of style goin' on.
You got to have lots of style goin' on.
You know how hard that'd be, Jim? It's a million miles to Cairo!
You know how hard that'd be, Jim? It's a million miles to Cairo!
You know that night on the steamboat with all them murderers?
You know that night on the steamboat with all them murderers?
You know, I kinda like bein' dead.
You know, I kinda like bein' dead.
You know, we might've been shot, you bein' so slow in comin', Billy.
You know, we might've been shot, you bein' so slow in comin', Billy.
You know... you've got a point there, Jim.
You know... you've got a point there, Jim.
You lie still, and I'll bring you some soup.
You lie still, and I'll bring you some soup.
You may fool some, but not me!
You may fool some, but not me!
You played hooky, didn't ya?
You played hooky, didn't ya?
You promise not to tell on me if I tell you somethin'?
You promise not to tell on me if I tell you somethin'?
You really don't have to do this!
You really don't have to do this!
You said there was one man on that raft.
You said there was one man on that raft.
You see any runaway slaves, boy, you get some
You see any runaway slaves, boy, you get some
You see what I'm talkin' about?
You see what I'm talkin' about?
You see, I knew he'd feel the same as me.
You see, I knew he'd feel the same as me.
You see? I rest my case.
You see? I rest my case.
You should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more!
You should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more!
You step out of line, try and run and...
You step out of line, try and run and...
You still help me to get to Cairo and be free?
You still help me to get to Cairo and be free?
You sweet child!
You sweet child!
You told us you whopped 'em so bad they was never comin' back!
You told us you whopped 'em so bad they was never comin' back!
You were mighty good to me, Billy.
You were mighty good to me, Billy.
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
You'd give it away for sure.
You'd give it away for sure.
You'd have to look real close to notice it.
You'd have to look real close to notice it.
You'd hightail it for sure,
You'd hightail it for sure,
You'll take your punishment right along with us.
You'll take your punishment right along with us.
You're a couple of frauds.
You're a couple of frauds.
You're a lyin'thief, joe Turner, and now you're gonna pay for it with your life!
You're a lyin'thief, joe Turner, and now you're gonna pay for it with your life!
You're a runaway murderin'slave's what you are.
You're a runaway murderin'slave's what you are.
You're awake.
You're awake.
You're in it now, you little stinkweed.
You're in it now, you little stinkweed.
You're still my best and only friend.
You're still my best and only friend.
You're the best friend I ever had, Jim.
You're the best friend I ever had, Jim.
You're the only friend I ever had.
You're the only friend I ever had.
Your child got three days work before he can move on.
Your child got three days work before he can move on.
Your little heart guided you quite well.
Your little heart guided you quite well.
Your old Pap got two spirits hoverin' around him.
Your old Pap got two spirits hoverin' around him.
Your Pap was one of'em.
Your Pap was one of'em.
Your runaway slave friend, now, would ya?
Your runaway slave friend, now, would ya?
Your whole family's got the pox, boy! You wanna spread it around?
Your whole family's got the pox, boy! You wanna spread it around?
Yup, it was time to leave, all right.
Yup, it was time to leave, all right.
Yup. He said he ain't seen his two brothers...
Yup. He said he ain't seen his two brothers...
20.
20.
30 years! Well, how'd it start?
30 years! Well, how'd it start?
'Cause if they did, why... Miss Watson died.
'Cause if they did, why... Miss Watson died.
'Cause you said you missed me so. Don't you lie to me.
'Cause you said you missed me so. Don't you lie to me.
'Fraid so, Jim. Damn!
'Fraid so, Jim. Damn!
$350. $375... $375...
$350. $375... $375...
A good lad! Here it is, Uncle.
A good lad! Here it is, Uncle.
A little girl across the lane has one just like it. It's a popular style.
A little girl across the lane has one just like it. It's a popular style.
A right good day, Mary Jane! Good day to you, Adolphus.
A right good day, Mary Jane! Good day to you, Adolphus.
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Hey, everybody.
Aaah! Hey, everybody.
Ah, shut up! Uhh!
Ah, shut up! Uhh!
Ah, you'll get over it. That ain't the point.
Ah, you'll get over it. That ain't the point.
Ahhh! Ahhh! Oooh!
Ahhh! Ahhh! Oooh!
Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve. I'm not very well fixed...
Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve. I'm not very well fixed...
All aboard! I don't care what happens to me, Huck.
All aboard! I don't care what happens to me, Huck.
Almost got it! Push!
Almost got it! Push!
and I was waitin'for 'em, Pap! Well, why didn't ya rouse me?
and I was waitin'for 'em, Pap! Well, why didn't ya rouse me?
And it does take it off too. But unfortunately the...
And it does take it off too. But unfortunately the...
And the flour. All right.
And the flour. All right.
and worth $400. So where is he now?
and worth $400. So where is he now?
Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy clothes to help 'em stay warm. Hmm!
Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy clothes to help 'em stay warm. Hmm!
are you from England? Why, yes, I am.
are you from England? Why, yes, I am.
Are you leaving the area for a while? I'm goin' to New Orleans.
Are you leaving the area for a while? I'm goin' to New Orleans.
arrow! Arrow?
arrow! Arrow?
Be right back. Shoo! Shoo, fly!
Be right back. Shoo! Shoo, fly!
because you are so sweet. Why, thank you ever so.
because you are so sweet. Why, thank you ever so.
but do ya hate me? Not at all, child.
but do ya hate me? Not at all, child.
But I need some advice on my futures. What kinda advice you need?
But I need some advice on my futures. What kinda advice you need?
Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers.
Come on, come on! Them dogs sound hungry! Then get a move on.
Come on, come on! Them dogs sound hungry! Then get a move on.
Come on! Get to it!
Come on! Get to it!
Come on! It's the boy with that runaway slave!
Come on! It's the boy with that runaway slave!
Come on! Where are we going?
Come on! Where are we going?
Come on! Help me, Jim! I'm comin', I'm comin'!
Come on! Help me, Jim! I'm comin', I'm comin'!
Come on. Hurry up!
Come on. Hurry up!
Convenient mistake, huh? Yeah, convenient.
Convenient mistake, huh? Yeah, convenient.
Do ya? No, sirs!
Do ya? No, sirs!
Does a cow? No, a cow don't neither.
Does a cow? No, a cow don't neither.
Don't go, Jim. Last call for Cairo! Last call for Cairo!
Don't go, Jim. Last call for Cairo! Last call for Cairo!
Don't your brother know how? Those are just nonsense!
Don't your brother know how? Those are just nonsense!
Eeewwhh! Oh!
Eeewwhh! Oh!
enamel goes right along with it. Yeah, well!
enamel goes right along with it. Yeah, well!
Find anything, boys? Nothin' over here!
Find anything, boys? Nothin' over here!
Get to work now. Come on! Yes, master.
Get to work now. Come on! Yes, master.
Go for the glory, Huck! Yeah, go for the glory!
Go for the glory, Huck! Yeah, go for the glory!
Go on, Jim. Go on. I ain't goin' nowhere without you.
Go on, Jim. Go on. I ain't goin' nowhere without you.
Go south? A runaway slave go south? I know, I know!
Go south? A runaway slave go south? I know, I know!
Goin' somewhere? Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't.
Goin' somewhere? Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't.
Got 'im! Good arm you got there.
Got 'im! Good arm you got there.
Got any friends out in the country? Yes, the Lothrups. Why?
Got any friends out in the country? Yes, the Lothrups. Why?
Ha ha ha ha! I'll drink to that!
Ha ha ha ha! I'll drink to that!
He only murdered me. Now, look, we ain't exactly the type...
He only murdered me. Now, look, we ain't exactly the type...
Heh heh heh heh heh! Ha ha ha ha!
Heh heh heh heh heh! Ha ha ha ha!
Hello, boys. Hey, Pop.
Hello, boys. Hey, Pop.
Here, let me dry you off. Ain't there no Shepherdsons around?
Here, let me dry you off. Ain't there no Shepherdsons around?
Here's some more wood, Jim. Right there.
Here's some more wood, Jim. Right there.
Hey, Billy! Hey, Billy.
Hey, Billy! Hey, Billy.
Hey, boy! Take care of yourself, Mr. Finn.
Hey, boy! Take care of yourself, Mr. Finn.
Hey, get over here! Aaah!
Hey, get over here! Aaah!
Hey, King! Yeah?
Hey, King! Yeah?
Hey, Louise! Is Jim home? Hello, Huckleberry.
Hey, Louise! Is Jim home? Hello, Huckleberry.
Hey, we found it, doc! They hit it!
Hey, we found it, doc! They hit it!
Hey. Thanks. My husband's in the cabin.
Hey. Thanks. My husband's in the cabin.
Him? Oh, yeah. William III. George IV.
Him? Oh, yeah. William III. George IV.
Hit me! Afraid of me? That all you got?
Hit me! Afraid of me? That all you got?
Hit the trail! Get 'em!
Hit the trail! Get 'em!
Hold up! I'm right behind you, Duke! Come on, push off!
Hold up! I'm right behind you, Duke! Come on, push off!
How are you at playin' deaf and dumb? Pardon?
How are you at playin' deaf and dumb? Pardon?
Howdy, little one. Hello, good sir.
Howdy, little one. Hello, good sir.
Huck! So good to see you. Huck? Who you callin' Huck?
Huck! So good to see you. Huck? Who you callin' Huck?
Huck? Hell's bells, Jim! I almost puked up my livers.
Huck? Hell's bells, Jim! I almost puked up my livers.
Huck? Shut up, Jim.
Huck? Shut up, Jim.
Huck? Yeah, Jim.
Huck? Yeah, Jim.
Huckleberry! You come in here!
Huckleberry! You come in here!
Huh! Now, we been lookin' everywhere, and some old codger just now...
Huh! Now, we been lookin' everywhere, and some old codger just now...
Hush, Sophie. No, he isn't. Put those guns down!
Hush, Sophie. No, he isn't. Put those guns down!
I believe we'd better look for ourselves. Oh, I wish you would.
I believe we'd better look for ourselves. Oh, I wish you would.
I can tell by your fancy accent. But we're sorry to say...
I can tell by your fancy accent. But we're sorry to say...
I don't know. You mean, you don't know why y'all killin' each other?
I don't know. You mean, you don't know why y'all killin' each other?
I just been borrowin' a few things. Ah, yeah.
I just been borrowin' a few things. Ah, yeah.
I need to know what he's gonna do and how long he's gonna stay. Now hold on.
I need to know what he's gonna do and how long he's gonna stay. Now hold on.
I ran off! Jim!
I ran off! Jim!
I reckon it don't matter. They already missed it anyways. Missed? What?
I reckon it don't matter. They already missed it anyways. Missed? What?
I say we hang 'em! Yeah!
I say we hang 'em! Yeah!
I say we shoot 'em! Yeah!
I say we shoot 'em! Yeah!
I say we tar 'em! Yeah!
I say we tar 'em! Yeah!
I thought you was dead. I ain't dead.
I thought you was dead. I ain't dead.
I told you before, she's my woman! No, she's not!
I told you before, she's my woman! No, she's not!
I wouldn't think nothin'. I'd just bust him over the head.
I wouldn't think nothin'. I'd just bust him over the head.
I'd never see my wife and my children again! But Jim!
I'd never see my wife and my children again! But Jim!
I'll go this way. I'll go below.
I'll go this way. I'll go below.
I'll wail you good for meddlin' in something like that!
I'll wail you good for meddlin' in something like that!
I'm all right! Ya think? I do.
I'm all right! Ya think? I do.
Is a cat a cow? No.
Is a cat a cow? No.
Is a cat a man? No.
Is a cat a man? No.
Is a cow a cat? No.
Is a cow a cat? No.
Is a cow a man? No, Jim.
Is a cow a man? No, Jim.
Is a Frenchman a man? Yeah.
Is a Frenchman a man? Yeah.
Is it yours? Yes, sir.
Is it yours? Yes, sir.
Is that so? They almost lynched him, too.
Is that so? They almost lynched him, too.
Isn't he the sweetest looking boy? Why, thank you, missus!
Isn't he the sweetest looking boy? Why, thank you, missus!
It ain't ridiculous. We just talk different.
It ain't ridiculous. We just talk different.
It ain't stupid! Well, it is! It's ridiculous!
It ain't stupid! Well, it is! It's ridiculous!
it wasn't workin'out real well. You missed dinner.
it wasn't workin'out real well. You missed dinner.
Let me go! Oh!
Let me go! Oh!
Let me go! Let me go! Pap Finn, you devil in disguise!
Let me go! Let me go! Pap Finn, you devil in disguise!
Let's get on outta here. All you think about is yourself, Jim.
Let's get on outta here. All you think about is yourself, Jim.
Let's get! You bet!
Let's get! You bet!
Let's go buy those tickets. All right.
Let's go buy those tickets. All right.
Look at that face. Well, then, what is your name, son?
Look at that face. Well, then, what is your name, son?
Lookit here, Jim! Does a cat talk like we do? No, a cat don't.
Lookit here, Jim! Does a cat talk like we do? No, a cat don't.
Mr. Jenkins! Good bye, Adolphus Huckleberry.
Mr. Jenkins! Good bye, Adolphus Huckleberry.
my brother's skin's kinda rottin' off his body. Oh!
my brother's skin's kinda rottin' off his body. Oh!
No, but we could take a steamboat upriver! Yeah!
No, but we could take a steamboat upriver! Yeah!
No, I won't forget... You know, we might just prosper...
No, I won't forget... You know, we might just prosper...
No. My name is Blodgett, Dr. Alexander Blodgett.
No. My name is Blodgett, Dr. Alexander Blodgett.
Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope.
Nope. You ain't dead. Funny, Jim!
Nope. You ain't dead. Funny, Jim!
not to disappear! Didn't I? Let me go!
not to disappear! Didn't I? Let me go!
Now, don't be long, and don't forget the eggs. All right. All right.
Now, don't be long, and don't forget the eggs. All right. All right.
Now, Mary Jane! And if he was trying to help that slave,
Now, Mary Jane! And if he was trying to help that slave,
Now, why would I do that? Just promise me, Mary Jane!
Now, why would I do that? Just promise me, Mary Jane!
Now, you watch yourself there, little precious. You be careful!
Now, you watch yourself there, little precious. You be careful!
Oh, come on, get on board. Thank ya.
Oh, come on, get on board. Thank ya.
Oh, did you see that? Let's go for it!
Oh, did you see that? Let's go for it!
Oh, good morning, boys. Good morning.
Oh, good morning, boys. Good morning.
Oh, I suppose you could. You suppose right.
Oh, I suppose you could. You suppose right.
Oh, I told you... Let me go!
Oh, I told you... Let me go!
Oh, man! Look at you, Huck. If you ain't the prettiest...
Oh, man! Look at you, Huck. If you ain't the prettiest...
Oh, shoot. Adolphus?
Oh, shoot. Adolphus?
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oooh, you know some of their jabber, huh? Yeah, I do.
Oooh, you know some of their jabber, huh? Yeah, I do.
Out with it! Yeah!
Out with it! Yeah!
paddle ashore and ask 'em. Don't worry, Huck. We'll see the Ohio River comin'in.
paddle ashore and ask 'em. Don't worry, Huck. We'll see the Ohio River comin'in.
Pap. Come on! What're you doin', Huck?
Pap. Come on! What're you doin', Huck?
Phelps Landing. Yeah, we're gonna keep him there...
Phelps Landing. Yeah, we're gonna keep him there...
Please let the man through! That's right!
Please let the man through! That's right!
Please, sir. If ya don't let the boy go, how's he gonna save our hides?
Please, sir. If ya don't let the boy go, how's he gonna save our hides?
Push it! Push it! Got it?
Push it! Push it! Got it?
Put that sweet boy down! Ohh! Leave them alone! Leave them alone!
Put that sweet boy down! Ohh! Leave them alone! Leave them alone!
Right up to your sneaky little eyeballs. And if it goes wrong...
Right up to your sneaky little eyeballs. And if it goes wrong...
Runaway slave." And what's that say?
Runaway slave." And what's that say?
See anything? No.
See anything? No.
Shall we? Let's.
Shall we? Let's.
Shhh! Come on down, Huck.
Shhh! Come on down, Huck.
so tell one and all! We will be selling everything!
so tell one and all! We will be selling everything!
Somehow... That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been.
Somehow... That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been.
Sorry for bustin' in, Jim. That's all right.
Sorry for bustin' in, Jim. That's all right.
Sounded like a pig in heat to me. Hee hee.
Sounded like a pig in heat to me. Hee hee.
Suffocates your skin. Ya get all green and sick.
Suffocates your skin. Ya get all green and sick.
Take it all the way back up to Cairo. Right up the Ohio.
Take it all the way back up to Cairo. Right up the Ohio.
Thank you, lads. We'd be obliged. Thanks, nothin'!
Thank you, lads. We'd be obliged. Thanks, nothin'!
Thanks, Billy. Billy!
Thanks, Billy. Billy!
That'll knock over their suspicions. Shut 'em up for good.
That'll knock over their suspicions. Shut 'em up for good.
That'll tell me my future? Shhh!
That'll tell me my future? Shhh!
That's mighty nice of'em. The widow wants you to have a proper burial,
That's mighty nice of'em. The widow wants you to have a proper burial,
the Duke of Bilgewater. Bilgewater?
the Duke of Bilgewater. Bilgewater?
the late Peter Wilks... in his coffin? Hmm? They did!
the late Peter Wilks... in his coffin? Hmm? They did!
They even knew everything about the village! And everybody's name!
They even knew everything about the village! And everybody's name!
They even know about the damn dog next door. Enough!
They even know about the damn dog next door. Enough!
They must have a boat on the other side! Come on! Let's get it!
They must have a boat on the other side! Come on! Let's get it!
Tighten it up. Aah! Aah!
Tighten it up. Aah! Aah!
Too bad. So sad.
Too bad. So sad.
Uh, the queen. Queen what? Queen of England.
Uh, the queen. Queen what? Queen of England.
Uncle Harvey. Ho ho ho!
Uncle Harvey. Ho ho ho!
Until we steal it all back. Yeah, we give them the money...
Until we steal it all back. Yeah, we give them the money...
We best be goin',Jim! There's pirates on board! I know, I know!
We best be goin',Jim! There's pirates on board! I know, I know!
We gotta run, now, huh? Naw, naw, naw, naw.
We gotta run, now, huh? Naw, naw, naw, naw.
We sure did, Huck. And I'd do it all over again.
We sure did, Huck. And I'd do it all over again.
we'll lay your carcass out for the birds to eat. Oh, my land!
we'll lay your carcass out for the birds to eat. Oh, my land!
We'll see the Ohio River comin' in, won't we? We might miss it.
We'll see the Ohio River comin' in, won't we? We might miss it.
We're chicken thieves! That's as low as it gets. Shut up and keep runnin'!
We're chicken thieves! That's as low as it gets. Shut up and keep runnin'!
Well, he does. But you live in Sheffield.
Well, he does. But you live in Sheffield.
Well, hello, ma'am. Hello, child. My lands!
Well, hello, ma'am. Hello, child. My lands!
Well, now she's got two more. Uh huh.
Well, now she's got two more. Uh huh.
Well, where'd everybody go? The women went to raise the relations.
Well, where'd everybody go? The women went to raise the relations.
Well, why didn't he just say it? He did just say it.
Well, why didn't he just say it? He did just say it.
Well, you can stay here with us. As long as you like.
Well, you can stay here with us. As long as you like.
Well? Well?
Well? Well?
Were you in our room last night? No, your maj... Unh!
Were you in our room last night? No, your maj... Unh!
What are ya doin',Jim? They'll catch ya.
What are ya doin',Jim? They'll catch ya.
What happened to Miss Sophie? Her and that Shepherdson made it across the river.
What happened to Miss Sophie? Her and that Shepherdson made it across the river.
What happened to your eye? A cow kicked me.
What happened to your eye? A cow kicked me.
What happened to your eye? How'd ya get that shiner?
What happened to your eye? How'd ya get that shiner?
What if there's people on it? No way!
What if there's people on it? No way!
What in hell's bells is that? Hair ball... from a ox!
What in hell's bells is that? Hair ball... from a ox!
What was your name again? Mary... Williams.
What was your name again? Mary... Williams.
What would they want more for? Style.
What would they want more for? Style.
What? Don't you worry! I got the gold.
What? Don't you worry! I got the gold.
What? They had a handbill...
What? They had a handbill...
What? Who? The coffin! Where's the coffin?
What? Who? The coffin! Where's the coffin?
What'd you do to my house? I didn't do anything, Pap.
What'd you do to my house? I didn't do anything, Pap.
What're you doin' here? Nothin'.
What're you doin' here? Nothin'.
What're you fetchin' off for? I think we found that murderin' runaway slave.
What're you fetchin' off for? I think we found that murderin' runaway slave.
What's wrong with 'em? Well...
What's wrong with 'em? Well...
when my horse went lame. Oh, dear me! Well, come in, come in.
when my horse went lame. Oh, dear me! Well, come in, come in.
Where's Buckingham Palace? In Buckingham.
Where's Buckingham Palace? In Buckingham.
Who are you? Nobody.
Who are you? Nobody.
Who's the King married to? His wife. What's her name?
Who's the King married to? His wife. What's her name?
Whoa, fell off a steamboat! Oh, you poor boy! Falls off a steamboat,
Whoa, fell off a steamboat! Oh, you poor boy! Falls off a steamboat,
Whose pew? Why, ours. Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.
Whose pew? Why, ours. Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.
Why can't we just wait here? Because I don't trust ya.
Why can't we just wait here? Because I don't trust ya.
Why, he's downright chivalrous. Why, he's downright nauseous.
Why, he's downright chivalrous. Why, he's downright nauseous.
Why, Huck? Why, what?
Why, Huck? Why, what?
Wish 'em luck, Jim. They ain't gonna find my remainders. No, they're not.
Wish 'em luck, Jim. They ain't gonna find my remainders. No, they're not.
Women. Here, now, have some pie and milk,
Women. Here, now, have some pie and milk,
Wonderful! Dear souls, how could you?
Wonderful! Dear souls, how could you?
Woof! Mighty smart of ya!
Woof! Mighty smart of ya!
Would that be Cairo? No, Cairo ain't for another hundred miles.
Would that be Cairo? No, Cairo ain't for another hundred miles.
Ya won't get five miles. I know.
Ya won't get five miles. I know.
Yeah, Huck. All these towns lookin'the same,
Yeah, Huck. All these towns lookin'the same,
Yeah. $375 and a $400.
Yeah. $375 and a $400.
Yeow! Bull's eye. And once again...
Yeow! Bull's eye. And once again...
Yes! Pap!
Yes! Pap!
Yes! There! You all heard what he said? Yeah!
Yes! There! You all heard what he said? Yeah!
Yes. No!
Yes. No!
You boy! That a raft out there yonder? Yes, sir, it is.
You boy! That a raft out there yonder? Yes, sir, it is.
You can't just leave me here. You can't leave me! You killed your own partner.
You can't just leave me here. You can't leave me! You killed your own partner.
You is a boy! Oh, how you do tease a poor girl so.
You is a boy! Oh, how you do tease a poor girl so.
You mean French people don't talk the same as us? Why, no, Jim.
You mean French people don't talk the same as us? Why, no, Jim.
You never looked better! I have too looked better!
You never looked better! I have too looked better!
You promised not to tell! I know I did! I know.
You promised not to tell! I know I did! I know.
You saw him and you didn't tell me? I'm sorry.
You saw him and you didn't tell me? I'm sorry.
You see! Put your hand down. Hey, what's goin' on?
You see! Put your hand down. Hey, what's goin' on?
You sure are. Ha ha ha!
You sure are. Ha ha ha!
You think you could hit that rat for me? Be happy to.
You think you could hit that rat for me? Be happy to.
You was gonna hightail out and just leave us, wasn't ya? No, I weren't. Honest.
You was gonna hightail out and just leave us, wasn't ya? No, I weren't. Honest.
You were headin' for your Uncle Billy's plantation, huh? Now, wait a minute.
You were headin' for your Uncle Billy's plantation, huh? Now, wait a minute.
You'll go to bed hungry. So if ya starve to death by mornin'...
You'll go to bed hungry. So if ya starve to death by mornin'...
You're beautiful! I feel ridiculous!
You're beautiful! I feel ridiculous!
Your Pap look like he done seen the devil himself. Scared him, did I?
Your Pap look like he done seen the devil himself. Scared him, did I?
and wait on us hand and foot... and be real nice to us,
and wait on us hand and foot... and be real nice to us,
Jim! Jim!
Jim! Jim!
Jim! Jim, wake up! Wake up! Huh?
Jim! Jim, wake up! Wake up! Huh?
Jim! Jim! Jim! Jim!
Jim! Jim! Jim! Jim!
Jim! Let's get! Huh!
Jim! Let's get! Huh!
Jim? Hmm?
Jim? Hmm?
Jump! Aaah!
Jump! Aaah!
you're the biggest fibber... Susan!
you're the biggest fibber... Susan!
'Bout time for us to be leavin'.
'Bout time for us to be leavin'.
'cause I've been there before.
'cause I've been there before.
'Cause it's my Pap out there, and he's awful
'Cause it's my Pap out there, and he's awful
'Cause there's a good hearted fellow I gotta save,
'Cause there's a good hearted fellow I gotta save,
'Cause you're my friend, Jim.
'Cause you're my friend, Jim.
'Course, first we had to stop along the way and borrow a few things.
'Course, first we had to stop along the way and borrow a few things.
" Four hundred dollar reward.
" Four hundred dollar reward.
" Last Will and Testament of Peter J. Wilks.
" Last Will and Testament of Peter J. Wilks.
" Pope, I'd like to stay and help ya,
" Pope, I'd like to stay and help ya,
"Self, you's got to tell on 'im. It's the only right thing to do. "
"Self, you's got to tell on 'im. It's the only right thing to do. "
"to my dear, beloved brothers Harvey and William."
"to my dear, beloved brothers Harvey and William."
$225... $240... $275...
$225... $240... $275...
$300... now higher...
$300... now higher...
15. Deal.
15. Deal.

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