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Scent of a Woman (1992) "Scent of a Woman" is a 1992 American drama film starring Al Pacino and directed by Martin Brest. The

Scent of a Woman (1992)

"Scent of a Woman" is a 1992 American drama film starring Al Pacino and directed by Martin Brest. The film tells a powerful story of redemption, friendship, and the pursuit of justice.

Set in a prestigious prep school, the film follows the journey of Charlie Simms, a scholarship student played by Chris O'Donnell. In need of money for a trip home to visit his family during the Thanksgiving holidays, Charlie agrees to take on a job as a caretaker for an old Army officer, Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade, portrayed magnificently by Al Pacino.

Lieutenant Colonel Slade is a complex character, blind and embittered by his past experiences in the military. Despite his rough exterior, he possesses an immense appreciation for the finer things in life, particularly the scent of a woman. Through his unpredictable behavior and impulsive decisions, Slade challenges Charlie to live life to the fullest and seize every opportunity.

As the story unfolds, Charlie and Slade embark on a journey to New York City, where they encounter various adventures and life-changing experiences. From wild escapades to tender moments of friendship, their bond grows stronger by the day.

Throughout the film, Al Pacino delivers an unforgettable performance as Lieutenant Colonel Slade, earning him an Academy Award for Best Actor. His portrayal captures the spirit of a man burdened by his own demons yet yearning for connection and purpose. Pacino's ability to bring depth and authenticity to his characters is showcased brilliantly in "Scent of a Woman," and his commanding presence on-screen steals every scene.

Chris O'Donnell complements Pacino's performance beautifully as Charlie Simms. O'Donnell effortlessly depicts the transformation of Charlie, from a naïve teenager to a young man who learns the value of standing up for what is right and finding one's self-worth. This role propelled O'Donnell into the limelight, marking the beginning of a promising career in Hollywood.

The film's soundtrack, composed by Thomas Newman, further enhances the emotional impact of the story. Newman's music captures the essence of each scene, evoking feelings of nostalgia, hope, and even melancholy. The score perfectly complements the visual storytelling, creating an immersive experience for the audience.

If you wish to delve deeper into the world of "Scent of a Woman," you can easily play or download the film's sounds from various online platforms. Immerse yourself in the melodic compositions, the dialogue between the characters, and the captivating soundscapes that transport you to the heart of the story.

"Scent of a Woman" is a thought-provoking film that explores themes of resilience, loyalty, and the pursuit of happiness. It showcases the beauty in unexpected friendships and serves as a reminder to embrace the present moment. With its powerful performances, gripping storyline, and memorable soundtrack, "Scent of a Woman" remains a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences to this day.

A $24 hamburger?
A bunch of runny nosed snots in tweed jackets
A disrespect for our values,
A disrespect for the Baird tradition.
A female.
A friend of his from school.
A job!
A little tour of pleasures.
A man of learning, a voracious reader.
A ride?
A school among whose graduates
A screwdriver for Frank, bloody mary for his partner.
A senior.
A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on.
A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.
A tail's in the tail.
A very, very distant second
A vessel for seagoin' snitches.
About 30 seconds.
About what?
About what?
About whether I blow my brains out or not.
About you know what?
Afraid of making a mistake.
After that...
After you just crossed the desert.
Ah, responsibility!
Ah, this is pathetic.
Ah, you don't think I deserve it.
Airport to school taxi.
All Frank lost was his eyesight.
All funky and warm.
All I want from you is another day.
All information will be given on a need to know basis.
All my life l stood up
All part of a plan, Charlie.
All right, bye.
All right, Colonel.
All right, Colonel. That'd be really...
All right, let's get to work.
All right, Manny. Thanks.
All right, where am I, in Asia?
All right? I'm sorry.
All right? Just put it down.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. I'll give it a try.
All right. Say I stay for another day.
All right. What was the something you saw?
All studyin' to be George Bush.
All the way, Manolo.
Allow me.
Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted by Baird,
Always made the best infantrymen.
American.
An officer never relinquishes his .45.
And $400 mustering out pay, plus
And a disrespect for our standards.
And a water.
And above all, never, ever
And blow my brains out.
And bring it on back to you
And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.
And call me tonight in Vermont.
And Diet Slice.
And Early Times.
And everything, I mean...
And for that day, I am eternally grateful.
And her legs wrapped around me.
And how. Be my guest.
And I did.
And I have seen.
And I hear this sound and I
And I never have been.
And I was gonna put my contacts back in.
And I won't punish Mr. Willis.
And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.
And I've asked her if she'd put something together for you.
And if he staggers a little when he gets up, don't pay any attention.
And if you like, stay for dinner.
And if you think you're preparin' these minnows for manhood,
And if you're hip, kid, you're gonna hop to, too.
And if you're smart, you won't try it again.
And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,
And in palaces in Jordan.
And it can only be done by one
And it's a great day
And it's a great day for movin' along
And it's a great day from morning to night
And just wanted to go to sleep forever?
And kissed their ass!
And l will not have it tarnished.
And legs...
And little George is gonna sing like a canary.
And neither do you.
And no 900 numbers. He loves to talk dirty.
And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy,
And she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.
And so are you, Colonel.
And so are you.
And some guys stay.
And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay?
And that, my friends, is called integrity.
And that's it.
And the intelligence will be forthcoming?
And the next thing I know, we're outside,
And then, make love to a terrific woman.
And there's not a taxi in sight.
And they were the size and shape of whom?
And this hard boiled Navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
And time flew.
And Uncle Frank won't come with us.
And Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot, too.
And we let appropriate customers test drive the Testarossa.
And welcome to the Waldorf.
And what are you doin'?
And what are you gonna tell 'em?
And what is your reIationship to Mr. Simms?
And what?
And when I get off the phone, call up Hyman.
And when they touched, yours were like
And why?
And you will be through.
And you, soldier?
And you're a great travel companion,
And you're at the long end.
And you're fun to be with
And, as the custodians of that tradition,
And, Harry, Jimmy,
Any minute?
Any old card table will do. This is fine.
Any particular beer?
Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
Are these the...
Are we finished, Sofia?
Are we going someplace, Colonel?
Are you a rich miser or something?
Are you blind? Are you blind?
Are you finished, Mr. SIade?
Are you fuckin' with me?
Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?
Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here.
Are you ready?
Are you test driving this baby?
Are you tryin' to tell me these things are walkin' outta the store?
Around in some junker?
Around the time of the Round Table?
As for the tots, they're twits.
As I came in here, I heard those words,
As the cradle of this country's leadership.
As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,
As you were, son.
ASAP. That means now.
Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
At 70 miles an hour?
At Fort Bragg, or wherever it was they dumped him.
At last, you found someone to tango with.
At the dealer's.
Attend Baird!
Auburn hair,
Back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs,
Back to school. I've got some real important stuff I have to take care of.
Bailed me out of more trouble than he'd like to remember. Hmm?
Baird men have run State Departments and investment houses,
Baird men. You hurt this boy,
Baird School!
Ballpark, best guess.
Bay rum.
Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?
Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.
Be specific, son.
Beautiful brown eyes.
Because he's an asshole.
Because he's from Chestnut Hill and he's got...
Because he's not a Baird man.
Because I can't bear the thought of you sellin' out!
Because I say you are killin' the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills.
Because it made me feel important.
Because it's not important for me to get it right.
Because l have a conscience.
Because she's trying to put herself through college.
Because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last
Because you know what I'm going to do
Before going on, they'd have a lo cal breakfast,
Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?
Bene!
Better yet, have my father talk to your father.
Big George is gonna wind up little George,
Big ones, little ones,
Blatz. No Blatz?
Boom.
Boy, I could use a drink, Charlie.
Boy, you have a one track mind.
Boys like these, younger than these,
Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Brown, light brown.
Burgundy, Charlie. Burgundy. They love it.
But by the time l pulled focus, they were gone.
But even l can't hold it that long.
But he dropped by anyway.
But her voice is California chickie.
But how it works here?
But I
But I can tell you this,
But I couldn't say who.
But I never let my aides leave on an empty stomach.
But I say you are executin' his soul!
But I'm catchin' a 4:00 at Logan, I'm lookin' out my window,
But it's gonna take at least three grand to get there.
But Michael didn't want to.
But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique
But not a snitch!
But now there's nothing.
But probably the last word you'll ever hear yourself say
But right now I have other plans.
But thanks for askin', all right?
But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.
But today we are bleeding from disrespect.
But wait till you see the look on his face when I walk through the door.
But why isn't he in on this? Somethin' wrong with him?
But you're 17, with a blind companion. That we don't do.
But you're making me nervous.
But you're not an officer anymore.
But, you know, there's a little tension in her voice.
But?
By all means.
By dire, I mean your future will be jeopardized permanently.
By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
By the windows?
Bye, Charlie.
Bye, guys.
Bye, Miss Downes.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call her? By the time they get to Albany in that Hupmobile he drives
Call me Colonel, if you must. Just don't call me sir.
Call me Mr. Slade.
Call your mother on Mother's Day.
Calm down. Calm down.
Can l get you something?
Can you get long distance on this?
Can you hear that? Gail.
Can't believe they're my blood.
Careful.
Catching the puddle jumper. Keep your fingers crossed.
Certainly. May I see some ID?
Charles?
Charles.
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie, all right?
Charlie, give me your hand.
Charlie, how do you feel about skiing?
Charlie, I ask you,
Charlie, I can tell you're the right person for the job.
Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.
Charlie, please.
Charlie, sit down here.
Charlie, this is where we'll be.
Charlie, we're up here! Come on up.
Charlie, what time you have?
Charlie, why are you all alone in this thing?
Charlie, you already gave me a day.
Charlie, you had a little life,
Charlie?
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie. Charlie!
Charlie's having a difficult weekend.
Chas, are you there?
Chas, how are you?
Chas, I'm pullin' an all nighter.
Chas, l detect a slight panic pulse from you. Are you panicking?
Chas.
Chas. Chas, hold up.
Cheat on your wife.
Check the top dresser drawer.
Chestnut hair?
Christmas in Switzerland.
Chuck is a...
CIosest thing we couId manage to it.
Clear them little bottles off.
Close?
Colonel Slade was on Lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.
Colonel Slade, did you say...
Colonel Slade?
Colonel, are you looking at me?
Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something?
Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.
Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,
Colonel, it's no rush. I mean, I can...
Colonel, it's really bumpy here.
Colonel, l can't go to New York City.
Colonel, please!
Colonel, slow it down!
Colonel, slow it down.
Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.
Colonel, this is unacceptable.
Colonel, where are we going?
Colonel, you all right?
Colonel, you bought me a ticket?
Colonel, you can't turn the car.
Colonel, you're...
Colonel!
Colonel!
Colonel! Shit!
Colonel?
Colonel?
Colonel.
Colonel. Watch your step.
Come a little closer. I wanna get a better look at you.
Come by before you go home for Christmas.
Come here, son.
Come here, you.
Come on in.
Come on, Charlie, get the coats.
Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.
Come on, Francine.
Come on, son, perambulate.
Come on, son. Help me with my bag.
Come on! Hop to, son!
Come on! Talk to me!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. You're on scholarship, right?
Conscience is dead.
Conscience, Charlie.
Convenience store mama's boy.
Convenience store, my ass!
Cool it, Randy.
Corners?
Couch.
CouId you provide us with some detaiI?
Could you please put the gun away?
Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
Couple times.
Cover's better.
Crisp, clean dollars.
Cut her off at the door.
Dad, remember the time you persuaded Frank
Damn decent of him.
Damn it!
Darryl and Carol. Yeah.
Deputy Debriefer, Paris, Peace Talks, '68.
Describes an issue that concerns all of us.
Did he try to soft soap you?
Did he?
Did I already say that?
Did I hear you right?
Did you everhave the feelin'
Did you make this scarf yourself?
Did you see or did you not see?
Did you see their size and shape?
Did you time me?
Didn't have any time to put my contacts in.
Die or not?
Dismissed!
Dismissed.
Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!
Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?
Do we let this blind asshole
Do we tell? Do we not tell?
Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank?
Do you know on whose behalf l drafted a memo this year?
Do you like this?
Do you mind if I use the phone?
Do you see what l see?
Do you tango?
Do you understand?
Do you want me to adopt you, or don't you?
Do you want to use the bathroom?
Do you want Tommy in or out?
Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.
Does he know I'm comin'?
Does it have a second hand?
Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
Don't "sir" him and don't ask him too many questions.
Don't be coy, Charlie.
Don't blame me, Charlie, I can't see!
Don't call me sir.
Don't destroy it. Protect it.
Don't do that.
Don't fuck with me, Charlie.
Don't give me a problem about the cigarettes.
Don't pay any attention to him.
Don't pay any attention to him.
Don't she purr, though?
Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind.
Don't tell me what it is.
Don't worry about a thing. She's the crème de la crème.
Don't worry about my quota. I do well.
Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Don't you sharpshoot me.
Donna? I'm Frank. This here is...
Donna.
Donny, my husband, has family there.
Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.
Drink a nice glass of wine,
Drop her into neutral. Slide her into second.
Earmarked, good word.
Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend.
Either Gail is nervous or unsatisfied.
Either way, I'm gonna do this thing.
Embrace it.
Endowed with wisdom, ofjudgment sound,
Evangeline
Even better. Blue skies, green lights.
Even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?
Every day I held the door open for the fucker.
Every family's got one nowadays.
Everything's the way we left it.
Excuse me, señorita, do you mind if we join you?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Gail.
Explain 'em to me.
Feel it? That's straight.
Fella named Arnold there, in the humidor.
Fine. I'm leaving.
Fine. The "G" may be silent,
First thing Monday, I'm convening a special session
Five...
Fleurs de Rocaille.
Flowin' like mud around here.
Flowin' like mud here.
For "student aid" read "crook."
For a Thanksgiving quiz with big shit Preston in the morning.
For everybody's plight
For his cooperation.
For Lyndon's inauguration.
For now, the move's no move, status quo.
For suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.
For what?
Fort Benning.
Founded department stores and coached football teams.
Four...
Francine, be quiet.
Francine, come on with me and Willie.
Francine, get in the car.
Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!
Frank was earmarked for general.
Frank, for God's sake!
Frank?
Freak show central.
Freddie, for you
Freddie, the '80s are over.
Freddie, you're no spring chicken.
From those who threaten it.
Fuck it.
Fuck you know about pain?
Fuck you, too!
Fuck you!
Fuck.
G 2?
Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,
Gate 46, sir.
George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'.
George is a friend of yours.
George isn't going to say anything to his father.
George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.
George Willis, huh?
George Willis.
George, Junior, sir.
George, why all the noise?
George! Hey, it's Charlie.
George. George!
George's father's gonna take care of that.
Get her outta here!
Get in here, you idiot!
Get it out.
Get it.
Get me a couple of Montecristos Number One.
Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.
Get me the Oak Room.
Get on with your life, would ya?
Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet.
Get out of here, Charlie.
Get out of here!
Get out of the car, because you are not driving anymore.
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get the bags in the car. I'll be right out.
Get them, son.
Get yourself up, get yourself together.
Give 'em to me.
Give me a few hours to figure out the moves,
Give me an inventory on this, will you?
Give me one reason not to.
Give me the gun, Colonel.
Give me the gun.
Give me your arm.
Give me your hand.
Give me! Fuck!
Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie!
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Go ahead.
Go down to the Bowery. Get with the other fucking drunks, where you belong!
Go on.
Go to Harvard.
God doth have a sense of humor.
God must have been a fuckin' genius.
God, can you wait to get out of this dump or what?
Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?
Good afternoon, sir. Where's our destination?
Good afternoon.
Good evening, Charles.
Good idea.
Good Lord.
Good luck, Charlie. Don't let him drink too much.
Good morning, Charlie.
Good morning, sir. Mr. Willis.
Good morning.
Good old Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms,
Good!
Good.
Good. Taxi come yet?
Goodbye, Charlie.
Goodbye, Colonel.
Goodbye, Mrs. Hunsaker.
Goodbye, Willie.
Goodbye.
Gore?
Got a deal going.
Got a handle on that, do you?
Got room for me up there, Charlie?
Gracias, amigo.
Graduated to it from espresso machines.
Gresham, Oregon,
Gretchen, I smell those prunes!
Gretchen?
Grilled veal paillards, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.
Grow up!
Ha!
Had a Ferrari.
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah! Here I am!
Hah! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
Happens to the best of us.
Happy to have you with us, CoIoneI.
Hard workers.
Harry Havemeyer,
Have a good day.
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls
Haven't you heard?
He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business.
He blew himself up.
He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
He concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Jr.
He could recite the Iliad in ancient Greek
He didn't invest in a radio yet?
He doesn't know I'm comin'.
He doesn't like to be called Chucky.
He doesn't need to be labeled "still worthy of being a Baird man."
He drives so smooth, you can boil an egg on the engine.
He has chosen a path. It's the right path.
He is, practically.
He kept tellin' me to "let her out."
He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen,
He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe.
He left.
He looks fine to me.
He may be Jack to you, son. But when you've known him as long as I have...
He merely puckered his lips
He promised to get me into Harvard.
He said the same thing. He just said it over.
He sleeps a lot. You can watch television, call your girlfriend.
He starts pulling the pins out.
He told me the phone was on the other side of the room, didn't he?
He was a great soldier, a real hero.
He was an asshole before.
He was teaching hand to hand combat to second lieutenants...
He wasn't conniving.
He wasn't crass.
He will not be unaccompanied.
He won't sell anybody out to buy his future!
He'll know.
He's a liar. I don't dance.
He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.
He's been watching out for me since day one.
He's chasing that Calico ginch from the track houses again!
He's dead and I'm blind.
He's going through a crisis.
He's gonna bear down on me and soft soap you.
He's good cop, bad coppin' us.
He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?
He's not a friend, but he's all right.
He's on scholarship, too?
He's really flying in class. He gets all excited.
He's the only party to this incident
He's this real rich kid, and he like, runs the show.
Hear that voice?
Hell, I'll shake both your hands!
Hello, beautiful. ls that you?
Hello, Frank.
Hello, there.
Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Hello?
Hello? Harry?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Is Sheldon or Mack there?
Here comes Mrs. Rossi now.
Here I go.
Here we are, Charlie, the Oak Room.
Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.
Here we are.
Here we go, Charlie.
Here, let me take your coat.
Here, Tomster, come on.
Here. Let me take a look at that.
Here's Charlie, facin' the fire, and there's George,
Here's my hand.
Here's the thing.
Here's your cane.
Here's your drink, Colonel.
Here's your drink, Frank.
Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta come up with us.
Hey, God's a funny guy.
Hey, hey.
Hey, Manny.
Hi, Frank, Charlie. Sorry I'm late.
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey. Bye, honey.
Hi, is George there, please?
Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.
Hi.
Hi. George Willis, please?
Hi. Mrs. Rossi?
Hidin' in big daddy's pocket.
His bark is worse than his bite.
His father's a big deal alumnus at school. He's got a lot of pull.
His name is Charles.
Hiya, Charlie.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Count wood chips?
Hmm? Ooh!
Hmm.
Ho, Willie!
Hold it.
Hold me down, son.
Hold on. Do you have beer?
Hold on. I think I've got another gear.
Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.
Home at last.
Home.
Honey, please.
Honey...
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah! Congratulations!
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
How about a cup of coffee?
How about this one over here?
How are you feeling today, Colonel?
How convenient. What time they open?
How did we leave it?
How do l look?
How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?
How does he look like he's holding up?
How does Mr. Trask make such wonderful deals?
How long?
How many Ferraris you sold this month?
How much did you save? I mean, we flew first class,
How short, Harry?
How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?
How you ever gonna survive in this world without me?
How?
How'd you know that?
How's that for cornball?
How's that inventory comin'?
How's your skin, son?
How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.
Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.
I admire your sensibilities, I'm touched.
I almost forgot.
I always knew what the right path was.
I am left with no real witness.
I asked you a question.
I attend Baird.
I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.
I buttered it for you.
I call her Daphne.
I called an open meeting of this institution this morning
I can always count on you, Charlie.
I can get around a city like New York,
I can use the company, Charlie.
I can't believe they gave it to him.
I can't chew the leather anymore.
I can't do that.
I can't see without my contacts.
I can't...
I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me,
I could stay for a while.
I couldn't say.
I did not and I'm calling Albany.
I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.
I didn't have my contacts in.
I didn't know you were so easily shocked, Randy.
I don't care if they're Greek columns
I don't care what he said to me. After me.
I don't get an easy feeling.
I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.
I don't know what it is. It could be one of two things,
I don't know whether to shoot you or adopt you.
I don't know why you can't find someone.
I don't know why you can't have that.
I don't know,
I don't know.
I don't know. I thought...
I don't know. I'll think of somethin'.
I don't know. Listen, Colonel, I have to get going.
I don't need any clothes, Colonel.
I don't really know.
I don't want a roll, all right?
I feel like a cigar.
I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
I finally gave up on it.
I got a headache.
I got a little problem at school, that's all.
I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.
I got no life!
I got piss call.
I got the red foulard okay, didn't I?
I gotta go. Everything all right?
I gotta take a piss.
I guess you really like women.
I hate goodbyes.
I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test drive?
I haven't even opened her up yet. Which way's the curb?
I heard that!
I heard that.
I hope you have a wonderful trip.
I just couldn't say.
I just feel better having someone else around just in case.
I know exactly where your body is.
I know I said I need ya forjust one day
I know you go to the Baird school.
I lied.
I lied. Leaves at 9:00.
I like this couch here.
I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.
I love it when you hurt me.
I love this! I love it!
I mean mister, sir.
I mean, eats and treats.
I mean, I should be getting back to school.
I mean, there's no one
I meant fuckin' Oregon.
I meant to pick up some vino on my way up, but I blew it.
I need a drink.
I need a guide dog to help me execute my plan.
I need to use the phone.
I owe you some money.
I promise you, an easy 300 bucks.
I said I was gonna blow my brains out.
I saved up my disability checks.
I saw some guys doing something.
I saw somebody.
I suppose he told you about his days on Lyndon Johnson's staff?
I talked to George last night.
I teach political science.
I think he's a little lonely.
I think I'd be a little afraid.
I think it's great.
I think Michael's hysterical.
I think she'd have liked Charlie, too.
I think they're going to come to a decision now.
I think we better be gettin' back.
I think you were right about George and his father.
I thought it was a mom and pop store. Who's the pop?
I thought we had a deal.
I thought we were going to Stowe.
I told General Abrams, install honey in the commissaries.
I told her, "My young friend Charlie's headed for college."
I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a General Garbisch.
I used to dream about them when I was at Fort Huachuca.
I want a job.
I want to get away with my husband for a few days,
I want your gun, Colonel.
I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you speaking your mind.
I was gonna go. Now I'm not leaving. Hah!
I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off,
I was offered a bribe.
I was thinking. This asshole, Trask? He's making no sense at all.
I welched. I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you?
I will give you one last chance.
I wish you wouldn't do that around me. lt's so filthy!
I won a Young American merit scholarship.
I wore these
I wouldn't know, sir.
I...
I'd expect nothing less, sir.
I'd kind of like to be private.
I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.
I'd love to accommodate you...
I'd show you out of order.
I'd show you, but I'm too old,
I'II see you Monday. Goodbye.
I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge, all right?
I'll be fine.
I'll be with him. I'm his father.
I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff.
I'll do my best, sir.
I'll do the talking.
I'll give you two.
I'll have to talk to my father.
I'll let you make me some marshmallow chocolate.
I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud till you don't know which end is up!
I'll see your rate and raise you.
I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas,
I'll set two more places.
I'll take it. Really.
I'll take that at face value.
I'll tell you about it in the morning.
I'll tell you what.
I'm a grey ghost, too.
I'm a lieutenant colonel, United States Army.
I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23.
I'm a wizard. Give me the details, come on.
I'm an officer in the US Army.
I'm bad.
I'm blind, Charlie.
I'm Christine Downes, Colonel Slade.
I'm doin' it.
I'm expecting somebody.
I'm feelin' you're being neglected.
I'm fine, Charlie.
I'm for Baird.
I'm from Oregon.
I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
I'm getting a nice soap and water feeling from down there.
I'm going to recommend to the disciplinary committee
I'm gonna christen the latrine.
I'm gonna do it anyway, all right?
I'm gonna give myself a count.
I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,
I'm gonna let you go, on one condition.
I'm gonna lie down on my big, beautiful bed at the Waldorf
I'm gonna need some coordinates here, son.
I'm gonna shoot you, too.
I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm here about the weekend job.
I'm here at the Waldorf with... Is it your brother?
I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.
I'm home again.
I'm in the amazing business.
I'm in the dark here!
I'm in the dark!
I'm just in a little trouble.
I'm just tryin' to bring you up to speed, kid, that's it.
I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast.
I'm leaning towards the spaetzle.
I'm lookin', Frank. His partner in the act was some captain.
I'm no fucking good.
I'm not a judge or jury.
I'm not bad. No.
I'm not drivin' anymore.
I'm not finished.
I'm not giving my fucking gun to anyone.
I'm not letting it out this door.
I'm not quite through with you yet.
I'm not shuttling anywhere. Look at those tickets. First class.
I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things,
I'm off.
I'm offering you my services, free of charge.
I'm ready.
I'm rotten.
I'm rusty.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry, sir, but...
I'm sorry, too, Mr. Simms,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. The school gave me your name, but I've forgotten it.
I'm stayin' right here!
I'm stayin' right here.
I'm takin' care of him for the weekend.
I'm talkin' a parade ground.
I'm talkin' top of the line, now.
I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired.
I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.
I'm vice president for marketing.
I'm waiting for him.
I'm your nephew.
I've been around, you know?
I've had a few zits.
If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!
If it's not a big deal, why did you say real important stuff?
If K 50s didn't blow your brains out, sugar, sure as shit, was gonna.
If this car performs the way I expect it to,
If you change your mind...
If you don't sing now,
If you like it that much, why don't you sleep with it? Why are you sellin' it?
If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.
If you squeal.
If you twist my arm hard enough, we're talking turkey Marbella next year.
If you would like our crème soufflé for dessert,
If you're tangled up, just tango on.
Improvise.
In as much as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer, Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?
In closed session.
In fact, I think the board of trustees have had
In loco parentis.
In or out, what difference does it make?
In some convenience store in the Oregon 'burbs,
In the morning, the area will be returned to sitting room mode
Includes a nine course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner.
Indeed it is, Garry.
Indeed it is. So is dinner.
Indeed.
Intelligence, of which you have none.
IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.
Is a Ferrari.
Is come right in.
Is it a walrus?
Is she alone?
Is that what you're doin'?
Is there anything else in this world, Charlie?
Is this a courtroom?
Isn't busy as a million dollar man for Aetna Casualty...
Isn't he a charmer, though?
Isn't there?
It comes to me.
It don't take no Young American merit scholarship to figure this one out.
It has fallen.
It is further recommended that Mr. George Willis, Jr.
It is Ogilvie Sisters soap.
It leaves at 9:00?
It was too damn hard.
It would be a good idea to order now.
It'll be opening day at Saratoga.
It's $109,000, plus $950, plus tax.
It's 7:20.
It's a beautiful day. Let's...
It's a beautiful story.
It's a great day forsingin' a song
It's a path made of principle that leads to character.
It's a straight street, so keep it straight.
It's a valuable future, believe me.
It's after noon.
It's all right,
It's all right, Gloria. I enjoy Randy's observations.
It's all shit.
It's almost edible.
It's apartment 17E, Colonel.
It's Charlie Simms.
It's fuck your buddy.
It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.
It's just that Mr. Trask hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
It's left, I guess.
It's my stepfather.
It's non negotiable. You know how I know?
It's not a big deal, all right?
It's not really a plan, Charlie. It's sort of a...
It's not that way at all.
It's only 8:30.
It's over and done with.
It's perfect.
It's probably a good idea.
It's Randy.
It's really a...
It's right here.
It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great.
It's such a filthy habit.
Jesus Christ, another sucker who thinks this shit heel's a war hero.
Juice, coffee, and other assorted goodies on the trolley over there.
Junior.
Just a minute, sweetheart.
Just a second. l gotta lock up.
Just a warning.
Just before you croak, gonna be,
Just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?
Just got time to get cleaned up.
Just keeping this baby warm, that's all.
Just leave me sleep here.
Just let go, please!
Just let me speak to her.
Just put it down for a little while.
Just the thought that maybe one day, I'd...
Just to keep the womanizers from bothering you?
Karen's number tastes like Albany.
Keep it straight.
Keep your voice down!
Know what this is, Randy? It's a Ranger choke hold.
L add one name,
L am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as l see fit.
L buckles givin' you trouble?
L couldn't say.
L did it! Oh, Charlie!
L don't even like those guys.
L don't know how it works out there.
L don't know who went to this place.
L don't want to disturb you.
L forgot.
L give the ultimatums!
L had a lot of 1 7 year olds in my first platoon.
L knew l could count on transportation.
L made Tenderfoot.
L need the book tonight
L never said l'd go to New York.
L really couldn't say for sure.
L really couldn't tell you, sir.
L take your arm.
L thought l saw someone fooling with the lamppost,
L took care of them. All set!
L touch you.
L was just messin' around with Chas.
L will expel you both.
L will.
L wish you were coming with us.
Larry and Franny Simms are very dear, close friends of mine.
Last I heard, yeah.
Last step.
Later, please?
Leave any of us twisting in the wind.
Leave him out!
Left now!
Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?
Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge.
Let him continue on his journey.
Let me have the gun, Colonel.
Let me out.
Let me shake your hand.
Let me think about this, sir.
Let's fuckin' pull the trigger, you miserable blind motherfucker.
Let's go for a ride, huh?
Let's go for a ride.
Let's have a whiff. Come on.
Let's see.
Lf it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass.
Lf you can keep him down to 40, you're doin' good.
License and registration.
Lieutenant Colonel Slade.
Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.
Lieutenant Colonel.
Lieutenant. Yes, sir...
Like I say, it was blurry.
Listen up. I want a table for two, and I don't mean Siberia,
Listen, you made me laugh, but I can't let the car go out.
Little pressure, I bust your windpipe.
Ln case l don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays,
Look at this.
Look at this. The sun is shining!
Look, Colonel,
Look... Can we start over, please?
Louder, please.
Loving the whole night through
Lt is a symbol of the standard of excellence for which this school is known,
Lt was a bad interview.
Lt's a long ride, honey.
Lt's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet.
Lt's bush, Chas, Sugarbush.
Lt's gone.
Lt's Hunsaker! Go! Go!
Lt's us against them, no matter what.
Major Vincent Squires.
Make him pretty.
Makers of men, creators of leaders.
Manny, sir.
Manny.
Manny. The bellhops at the Waldorf, are they any good at getting escorts?
Manny'll drive you to your dorm.
May I tell you our specials?
Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.
Maybe I could manage something.
Maybe later, all right?
Maybe next time.
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe?
Maybe...
Me, too.
Meanwhile, unpack my bag.
Measure up Charlie, here, pronto.
Messrs. Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson are placed on probation
Michael thinks the tango's hysterical.
Michael, get your hand outta your pocket.
Michael, this is Frank and this is Charlie.
Michael.
Mitsouki. Rhymes with nookie. Be careful.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mommy, Mommy, don't forget Uncle Frank's walk.
Montecristos Number One.
More like a tour,
Move.
Mr. Charles Simms is excused from any further response to this incident.
Mr. Gilbert, he's a friend of mine.
Mr. Simms doesn't want it.
Mr. Simms,
Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.
Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
Mr. Simms, you are a cover up artist and you are a liar.
Mr. Simms?
Mr. Simms.
Mr. Slade.
Mr. Trask doesn't have to.
Mr. Trask is our fearless leader,
Mr. Trask, the headmaster,
Mr. Trask!
Mr. Willis, would you excuse us?
Mr. Willis!
Mr. Willis.
Mr. Willis' testimony is not only vague, it is unsubstantiated.
Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night
Mrs. Hunsaker, have a nice day?
Mrs. Hunsaker.
Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to me about going anywhere.
Mrs. Rossi, I got the feelin' I screwed up.
Mrs. Rossi?
My boy Charlie.
My brother's place.
My buddy took the Vice Chancellor of Germany to her.
My father set it up.
My father's a major fundraiser, you know.
My friend's name is Charles.
My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas.
My hair, how is it?
My plane fare home for Christmas.
My pleasure.
My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer.
My skin, sir?
My stepfather and my mom run a convenience store.
My ticket was one way.
My Valpak's underneath the bed.
My wallet is on the dresser.
My wife's name is Gail, Frank.
Never been housebroken. (EXCLAlMS)
Never even offered me a ride.
Never in the Army?
Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo?
Never let an aide shine my shoes.
Never mind, you earned it.
Never mind.
Nevertheless about him the questions abound.
New England Thruway all the way, Colonel?
New York State.
New York...
New York's too much responsibility.
Next time Charlie and I
Next time snap it out!
Nice to meet you, sir.
Nice voice.
Nipples staring right out at you like secret searchlights.
No fun just to keep it straight.
No later than 0700 hours.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life.
No slump, Charlie.
No time to grow a dick, son.
No water, Charlie.
No water.
No, a Mr. John Daniels would be preferred.
No, but any minute now.
No, but...
No, George, l bought it.
No, he's okay. We just...
No, I didn't.
No, I don't mind.
No, I don't think I will.
No, I haven't heard.
No, I'm afraid not.
No, I'm just gettin' warmed up.
No, I'm just your average blind man.
No, I'm not opening.
No, I'm not. I'm outta here!
No, I'm right... I'm right here.
No, I'm...
No, it was Frank.
No, it's Willie.
No, mister...
No, no! Not now! Not now!
No, not an idea, Mr. Willis.
No, sir, l can't.
No, sir.
No, sir.
No, sir. No!
No, sir. On the contrary.
No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes.
No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets.
No, why?
No?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Coast Guard.
No. I wanted to learn once, but...
Not an isolated case of vandalism.
Not for you.
Not if you've been there.
Not much of a choice, is it, sir?
Not only will it be an honor, I'll give you a rate.
Not well?
Nothing can shut them up, sir.
Nothing like family, you know.
Nothing will transpire at this institution until that proceeding is concluded.
Nothing, thanks. I don't use it.
Nothing.
Nothing. Just saying hello.
Now all he is, is a blind asshole.
Now can you tell me who did it?
Now for the last time,
Now he wants to immigrate to this country.
Now he's a loser with a Jaguar.
Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads.
Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.
Now let's see how this baby corners.
Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.
Now we're cookin'.
Now why don't you leave and spare yourself?
Now, California chickie bucking for English lady.
Now, don't hold me to this, but no contacts, it's dark...
Now, get my gear out.
Now, in order to stay in the running,
Now, read me the bill of fare.
Now, the folks at Baird,
Now, what are you drinkin'?
Now?
Nueva York, compadre. Vamos!
Of American manhood.
Of course not.
Of course you don't. They're all assholes.
Of course, we weren't the number one ball.
Of most any Baird student, sir.
Of the mighty Mississippi
Of the student faculty disciplinary committee.
Of what?
Of which virtually two thirds are guaranteed admittance,
Ogilvie Sisters soap.
Oh, above all things!
Oh, and Charlie,
Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours.
Oh, but I still smell her.
Oh, Charlie,
Oh, Charlie, about your little problem,
Oh, Charlie, what do you want?
Oh, Charlie.
Oh, Colonel, this is too much.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Frank, you are one incredible dancer.
Oh, George isn't gonna tell his father about this thing!
Oh, God, you're touching!
Oh, he loves me!
Oh, I can't believe it.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, Jesus. Oh, this is so appalling.
Oh, l promise. l promise.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, no. I got this.
Oh, thank you, Randy.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, we're driving to Albany.
Oh, what are you, some kind of chicken shit, sticks to job description only?
Oh, where do I go from here, Charlie?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you couldn't have.
Oh!
Oh! I'm crazy about your grandmother.
Oh! She does like you, Charlie.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Don't get cute now.
Okay, Charlie!
Okay, Manny.
Okay, Mrs. Rossi.
Okay, Sofia, suit him up!
Okay, then, walk like you talk.
Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait!
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Have a radish!
Old Washington joke from my days with Lyndon.
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor
On one hand, all giggly and dewy like,
On preserving the reputation of Baird.
On the escort scene.
On what, sir?
One day I'm gonna swing by, get a better look at it.
One grenade got away from him.
One last tour of the battlefield.
One moment, please.
One more, come on!
One more.
One of the few perks of this office is that
One...
Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
Only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.
Ooh. (SNIFFING)
Ooh. Haven't had a ticket in years.
Ooh. Ooh, mama!
Or Charles.
Or is it New England distributor for the Chrysler Corporation?
Or lips,
Or my father talk to your father.
Or secondhand Steinways.
Or we got the world's worst hangover.
Or why I'm there, or where I am.
Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India
Our Colonel here had a grenade juggling act
Our destination, New York City, home of the brave!
Out of control! Somebody's gotta talk to him.
Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?
Out the door!
Passed over!
Passport to heaven.
Pay no attention to him, Charlie. That's just big brother talk.
Perambulate.
Perfect place.
Perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir.
PIease watch your Ianguage, Mr. SIade.
Piece or weapon, Charlie, never gun.
Pimples. Pimples. Yeah.
Playing golf with your friends from the Baird School, l bet.
Please, don't do that.
Please?
Please? I mean...
Please? Just like this. All right? There you go.
Please.
Plus a case of champagne to go with your leftover turkey.
Point is, how do you afford it,
Pop the clutch.
Puerto Ricans.
Pull over to the curb, here. Slow down.
Pull over. Slow down! Slow down.
Pull the trigger.
Pussy.
Put in Harvard Business School?
Put the boards on the blues and fold 'em in.
Put the gun down, all right, Colonel?
Puttin' your feet to the fire?
Quartermaster's on the take again.
Quite a piece of machinery.
Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, now, son.
Randy, that's enough.
Randy? You new?
Randy...
Really?
Receive neither recognition nor commendation
Red light. Hold it.
Relax. He'll get us off the hook.
Remember, when in doubt,
Right now?
Right this way.
Right, Frank was passed over for promotion.
Right.
Save your body language for the bimbi.
Say hello to the potluck party from New York City.
Say when to turn.
Say when what?
Schlitz. No Schlitz?
See my big brother.
See no evil, hear no evil.
See you get a good night's sleep, son.
See you, Charlie.
See? This is fun, isn't it?
Seeing no evil, hearing no evil?
Senior or Junior?
Sensitive, compassionate.
Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?
Shall we take it to the max?
Sharp to the hairline, down!
She forgot.
She said goodbye to me three times today.
She's a magician with a needle.
She's expecting you.
She's in the back.
Shit! Colonel! Colonel!
Shit! The yellow flag.
Shit! You all right?
Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard, or not?
Should we call her, 'cause l...
Shush!
Shut up.
Silly.
Simms, Charles.
Sir, you're out of order.
Sir?
Sir?
Six months ago, he could sometimes tell light from dark,
Slow it down a little, Colonel. You're goin' a little fast.
Slow it down, please.
Slump?
Smell of her.
Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar. Threw me into G 2.
Snow Flake. Why do you always get that wrong?
So everybody does it.
So give up.
So I told my dad that we'd take him.
So I'm retired, so what?
So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it.
So let's go out and do something.
So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble of you and George to measure.
So they, what do they call it, when they give you the shaft in the military?
So what?
So why don't you go over to
So you decided to go to the Baird school to put yourself in the market for a big one.
So, Donna,
So, I wake up. It's 4:00 in the morning. I don't know who I'm with
So, what are you doing here in this sparrow fart town?
So, whatever you gotta do
So, why are we going to New York?
So, why should I share the tribe's provisions?
So...
Sofia,
Sofia!
Sofia's workin' me up a little Glen Plaid number,
Soldier, that was a direct order.
Some kind of body has got to go with that bedroom voice.
Some people live a lifetime in a minute.
Somebody who's a standout and yet underprivileged.
Somebody's gotta talk to him. My father was class of '59.
Someone here, and I won't say who, offered to buy it.
Something's happened to my foot!
Sometimes need a point in the right direction.
Sometimes she cooks a pot roast.
Sorry to keep you waiting, sweetheart.
Sorry, but George isn't going to be taIking to any friends from school right now.
Sorry.
Sorry. I can't blame you, though.
Special meeting of the disciplinary committee.
Speech.
Spit it out!
Spread the word.
Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.
Star halfback of the Baird football team.
Stay in a first class hotel, eat an agreeable meal,
Stay out of my room!
Stay outta harm's way, Manny.
Stevie Wonder wears one, or do you rank on him, too?
Still with Snow Queen Sugar?
Stonewall everybody!
Stop fencing with me, Mr. WiIIis!
Stop it, Randy.
Straight. Hold it right like that.
Stunt.
Sugar is shit, though.
Sugarbush is Stowe, Jimmy.
Sugarbush Lodge.
Sugarbush Lodge. George Willis, please.
Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers.
Super!
Superfluous!
Superior!
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Take care of yourself, kid.
Take care, Colonel.
Take it nice and easy.
Take me back to the hotel, son.
Take out the shoulder boards and affix them, shoulders right and left,
Take out your plane ticket
Take the cane.
Take the cane.
Taking a ride?
Taking a ride.
Taking too long.
Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
Tell him they're for me.
Tell him to get a move on.
Tell me now, Charlie.
Tell me what you saw!
Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel.
Ten hut!
Tenacious!
Tenderfoot, my foot!
Thank you, Charlie.
Thank you, Charlie.
Thank you, Frank.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. You, too, Mr. Willis.
Thanks, Colonel.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanksgiving in Vermont, Christmas in Switzerland...
That automobile is not just a possession of mine.
That automobile was presented to me by the board of trustees.
That felt like 25. Gotta be able to do a .45 in 25.
That fine piece of steel you have back there.
That first swallow of wine
That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there.
That is...
That little piece of tail?
That makes his father probably George Willis, Senior.
That one day...
That was no interview, Charlie. You're it.
That was stupid.
That you be expelled.
That you take this rig straight back to the dealer.
That you wanted to go
That's 1 0:00, right?
That's a Cabriolet T. The same deal.
That's a joke. Hello!
That's amazing.
That's an English cologne.
That's called courage.
That's first bell.
That's great.
That's in New York, son.
That's it?
That's it.
That's my boys.
That's my heart I'm feelin'.
That's not relevant to this discussion.
That's right.
That's terrific!
That's what Harry said. Where you goin'?
The "G" is silent.
The automobile?
The bullets, Colonel.
The Charlie Conscience.
The consequences of your response will be dire.
The cynosure of all things civilized.
The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.
The Dean ofAdmissions at Harvard and l have an arrangement.
The disciplinary committee will take this matter under advisement
The entire student body will be present.
The epaulets with the silver oak leaf.
The floor's about 20 by 30,
The hair...
The joint student faculty disciplinary committee needs no further sessions.
The Judge Advocate at Benning said Colonel Slade had four to his partner's one.
The last time I was here, Charlie, was with a G 2 from Brussels.
The man grows on you.
The name is Police Officer Gore.
The Oak Room!
The old Diet Slice.
The one that got away.
The one you're waiting for.
The only class in this act is sittin' next to me.
The original bulging briefcase man.
The pin was in, Frank claims.
The standard, Mr. Willis.
The substance I was Iooking for, Mr. Simms, was to come from you.
The thought
The truth is, Charlie,
The Waldorf Astoria.
The what?
Their arms torn out, their legs ripped off.
Their first true stroke of inspiration in some time.
Their spirit is dead, if they ever had one.
Then do it!
Then give me your bullets.
Then I helped Simms close up
Then I'm going back to school.
Then I'm gonna have to turn around and come back.
Then if we're taking oaths, there's a few people I'd like to swear in.
Then take the fucking wax outta your ears!
Then why do you keep grabbin' my goddamn arm?
Then you're gonna give me 40 more.
Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!
Then, who did it?
There are just some things you can't do.
There are no oaths at Baird.
There is no prosthetic for that.
There was a time I could see.
There will be no classes, no activities.
There you go, sir.
There you go.
There you go.
There's another guy, George, but George didn't do anything.
There's fire under that dress.
There's Jim Beam
There's more to this, isn't there?
There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can.
There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing.
There's some tables on the outside and the band's on the right.
There's this guy at school named Harry.
These two gentlemen entertained me,
They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
They give it back when you return the car.
They have come to a decision.
They know you and George can identify the guilty parties?
They not only beat Exeter and Groton, but Aquinas High School, too.
They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it,
They say the hair is everything, you know.
They were the size and shape
They're rich, you're poor. You wanna get rich.
They've asked me to appear here on Charlie's behalf.
Things are heatin' up.
This bat has got sharper radar than the Nautilus.
This can't go out. This is on reserve.
This George Willis, Jr., what's his father do?
This guy Trask is out of control, Chas.
This is a $190,000 piece of machinery.
This is a Ferrari, sir, the finest machinery made in the automobile industry.
This is as private as you're gonna get.
This is just the start of your education, son.
This is Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade.
This is Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade. I would like a limo,
This is Mr. Frank Slade,
This is my sidearm.
This is not an installment item, sir.
This is not Panmunjom. A simple yes will do.
This is our only copy.
This is Sofia, Charlie.
This is such a crock of shit!
This is supposed to be a family get together.
This looks like the place, but we gotta go.
This woman is made for you. I can feel it.
This year we're doing it right.
Those who stand up and face the music, and those who run for cover.
Thought he might've snagged you.
Thought it's time to spread the riches around.
Three...
Thumb to palm, index finger through little digit, smartly aligned,
Tickets. Money.
Till the riverboat gambler
Tits!
To Boston?
To die, son.
To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on.
To everyone and everything,
To go to the kennel?
To observe who was responsible for this
To offer drippings to the poor.
To surrender his sidearm.
To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.
To tell the truth, the Colonel's not well, I don't think.
To the airport for the Boston shuttle departing at 2200 hours.
Tomster, come here, boy.
Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.
Tonight we have charred venison with buckwheat spaetzle and green peppercorn.
Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.
Too many men, far better than you, have executed that courtesy.
Too much football without a helmet?
Too much fresh air.
Touch me again, I'll kill you, you little son of a bitch!
Trent Potter and Jimmy Jameson.
Trent, wherever you are out there,
Truth is, not only can he dance, but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.
Try one of these rolls, Charlie.
Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.
Turn again!
Twenty six years in the service,
Twenty six years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.
Twenty two?
Two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.
Two...
Uh oh, we got a moron here, is that it?
Uh...
Unacceptable?
Unacceptable? What are you givin' me that prep school crap for?
Uncle Frank's had a really hard Thanksgiving weekend.
Understand?
Unless the Oak Room keeps some complimentary helicopter on the roof.
Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.
Very good, sir.
Very well.
Very well.
Very well.
Vinnie came out okay.
W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York.
W.R.'s final issue. How ya doin', son?
Wait a minute.
Wait! No, no. Let's surprise him.
Wait... Now!
Wait'll you see Charlie dance.
Want a deposit?
Want me to help you to your room?
Want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you.
Wants to tear a herring with me anymore.
Was it?
Watch out!
Watch the "us" part.
Watch the door.
Watch your step.
Water's too alkaline.
We all still here?
We are all on our honor.
We are here today to protect each other
We are, in fact, known around the world
We could fit you in, kid.
We don't cover our ass.
We don't get along very well.
We don't tell our parents.
We got a date for Thanksgiving.
We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the Village.
We got a date?
We got George, we got Harry, we got trouble.
We got two for the shuttle to New York.
We hear you got a picture of the bank robbery.
We missed our plane.
We should get together, talk politics sometime.
We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up?
We stick together.
We try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that?
We'll find it.
We'll have a little cheer.
We're at the Waldorf Astoria, a $24 hamburger restaurant.
We're both through. It's all over.
We're in business.
We're just gonna keep it between ourselves.
We're on Park Avenue. You can't.
We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on.
Well, "when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall," and it has fallen here.
Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Well, fuck him.
Well, gentlemen,
Well, get your driver on it.
Well, how much are these white bosomed slopes of Vermont?
Well, how short are you?
Well, I have an idea who it was.
Well, I just...
Well, I saw something,
Well, I...
Well, I'm gonna tell you.
Well, l wouldn't try a thing like that unless l knew, would l?
Well, let's go and eat, shall we?
Well, Miss Downes, I'll know where to find you.
Well, once, maybe.
Well, she's wearin' Floris.
Well, thank you, Havemeyer.
Well, that's all right, Charlie.
Well, we're not gonna tell our parents.
Well, you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere.
Well...
Well...
Went off to make a killin'
Went to an artillery school at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes.
Were you? Fascinating.
What a beautiful laugh.
What a beautiful woman.
What a dilemma.
What a marvelous place.
What a sham.
What about it?
What about you giving me a lift?
What am I gonna do? I got this Asian flower
What am I, a guy at a carnival?
What are the chances of suitin' you up sometime?
What are they doin', Charlie?
What are you doin' right now?
What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter? Hah!
What are you doin'?
What are you doing there now?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Stand up.
What are you drinkin'?
What are you going home for?
What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
What business is that of yours?
What can you say?
What did you see last Tuesday night outside my office?
What did you see, Mr. Willis?
What do you feel like doin' today, huh?
What do you give a shit for?
What do you know about pain?
What do you mean, what do I want?
What do you say, Charles?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say? Don't worry about the boy.
What do you think big George is gonna feel about little George
What do you think your friend George would do if he were in your shoes?
What do you want here?
What do you want?
What does that have to do with me being on scholarship?
What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon?
What for?
What happened is a symptom of the sickness of a society.
What happened to Chet?
What has she got, separation anxiety?
What have they done, taken the Oregon out of the boy?
What have we here, Murderer's Row?
What he means, señorita,
What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.
What is it?
What is this, the Dreyfus case?
What is your motto here?
What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today?
What kind of fucking lunatic juggles grenades?
What kind of ride?
What kind of trouble?
What life?
What other plans do you have?
What plan?
What story?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is that?
What time do you want me to turn down the bed?
What was I gonna do, disappoint him?
What was that about?
What was that?
What would you know?
What?
What? You givin' me an ultimatum?
What...
What'd he say?
What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid.
What's between 'em,
What's fabulous?
What's one day between friends?
What's that got to do with anything?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that? I hear a chipmunk.
What's the matter with you, Colonel?
What's the matter with you?
What's the story?
What's useful about it?
What's wrong with the phones in here?
What's your name, driver?
What's your name?
What's your point, Uncle Frank?
What's your position, Mr. Simms?
What's your quota, Freddie?
When George Willis, Senior,
When I get a Ferrari...
When the shit hits the fan, some guys run,
When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy.
When we bring the car back, I'll peel the egg for ya.
When we get back Mr. Trask is bringing us up in front of the whole school.
When we get back to New Hampshire,
When were you born, son?
When you come in here tomorrow morning.
Where are we going?
Where are we, eh?
Where are we?
Where did you get a gun, Colonel?
Where did you get the piece?
Where was I? Oh.
Where we going, the Oak Room or somethin'?
Where you from?
Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?
Where you going, New Hampshire?
Where you gonna be in 26 years, Charlie?
Where you gonna be this weekend?
Where you guys going skiing again? Sugarloaf or...
Where you wanna sit, Frank? At the head again?
Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
Where's the booze?
Where's the booze?
Where's the turn, Charlie?
Where's your father?
Where's your license?
Where's your miserable father?
Whether you say so or not, here we go!
Which way's the door?
While fishing for trout in a rippling creek.
White powder on a base of snow bunnies.
Who are we drinking with?
Who are you again?
Who else?
Who is still worthy of calling himself a Baird man.
Who is this, Mr. Simms?
Who is this?
Who knows?
Who made 'em?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who were those boys?
Who's the kid?
Who's there?
Who's this?
Whoever he was.
Whom, with your limited vision, did you see?
Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?
Why didn't you take him to your family's for dinner?
Why don't we all sit down?
Why don't you ask Charlie? I really think he was closer.
Why don't you call up front, the office?
Why don't you give me one of your big hugs?
Why don't you go downstairs, get me some aspirin?
Why don't you go on back there, get yourself oriented?
Why don't you just give me the gun, all right?
Why don't you try?
Why is George going to the airport?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why should I? You're not interested. You don't give a shit!
Why should the headmaster of Baird be seen putt putting
Why, thank you.
Why, thank you. Are you married?
Will you give me your weapon?
Will you please give me the gun?
Will you shut your mouth?
Will you try it?
William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan,
William Tell, whoever.
Willie Rossi must go in the car.
Willie, why don't you help me with my bag?
Windsor knot.
With your untrammeled sight, whom did you see?
Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.
Without that book I'm dead, okay?
Women.
Won't you come in?
Would you like to learn to tango, Donna?
Would you mind if we waited with you,
Yabba dabba doo.
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, a ride.
Yeah, Colonel Slade, what do you say?
Yeah, he's gonna talk to the headmaster.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know,
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, in the other room.
Yeah, l guess so.
Yeah, l know. That's why he put it on reserve.
Yeah, real dark red.
Yeah, she's alone.
Yeah, sure, Frank's my brother. Who the hell are you?
Yeah, that's what he said.
Yeah, they think we can.
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Yeah, this is a valid Oregon driver's license,
Yeah, we spoke yesterday.
Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why?
Yeah. Either there's something wrong,
Yeah. Hi, George.
Yeah. Say when.
Yeah. See no evil, hear no evil.
Yep. Got it.
Yes, I am.
Yes, Mr. Simms,
Yes, on the soufflé. Give us a half a minute on the rest.
Yes, sir, first class.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Good afternoon.
Yes, sir. Right away.
Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington, six feet under.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Mmm.
Yes. She likes you.
You all right now?
You all right?
You all right?
You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.
You askin' me to dance, Charlie?
You bet.
You bet.
You better relinquish it to me or I'm gonna have to call Mrs. Rossi.
You better think again,
You break my heart, son.
You callin' her female must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.
You can drive us both ways.
You can give 'em away.
You can say that, can't you? Charles.
You can stay or you can leave.
You could have fooled me.
You couldn't or wouldn't say?
You did good, hombre.
You didn't get my cigars, did you?
You do it 'cause you mean it.
You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?
You don't have to surrender it.
You don't have to tell me, Charlie.
You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask.
You don't like the clothes, Charlie, on completion of duty,
You don't want to die.
You don't wear contact lenses, do you?
You ever been in the officer's club at Da Nang?
You ever given any thought to a Braille watch, Frank?
You ever need any references, Charlie, I'm your man.
You forgot the one in the chamber.
You fucked up, all right? So what?
You get the point, Chucky?
You givin' me that old prep school palaver?
You go now, boy. Okay?
You go on ahead.
You go. Just...
You going home this weekend, Chas?
You going home to fuckin' Idaho for Thanksgiving?
You got 1 5 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it.
You got a lovely day to do it in, that's true
You got a watch?
You got ID?
You got integrity, Charlie.
You got it.
You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong. Come on.
You got me all misty eyed!
You got no money. How you gonna do that?
You got the fuckin' weight of the world on your shoulders.
You got the Oak Room burger and fries for $24.
You have a conscience.
You have a glass of wine with lunch? You sound a little dusky. Hmm.
You have a right to know.
You have to air him out a little every day.
You hold this boy's future in your hands, committee.
You in the mood for the white bosomed slopes of Vermont?
You just caught me.
You just caught us. We're about to shoot George over to the airport.
You just made me laugh, Freddie.
You kidding me?
You know what he's doing?
You know what I mean, Chas?
You know what they call me at the home office?
You know what's kept me goin' all these years?
You know why they still keep me around?
You know why?
You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here.
You know, I detect a fragrance in the air.
You like my blues, Charlie?
You little snail darter from the Pacific Northwest.
You look great!
You may, sir.
You mean definitively?
You need a count for balance.
You never seen anyone do either.
You on student aid, Simms?
You ought to go down on her.
You outdid yourself.
You patronizing me, peewee? Hmm?
You said everybody says "Staad."
You said I'm through. You're right, I am through.
You said the last shuttle leaves at 2200 hours.
You said you're gonna kill yourself?
You sharpshootin' me, punk?
You should hear her at 125.
You should try these rolls, Charlie.
You sound like a guy in Lives of a Bengal Lancer.
You sure you're all right, Colonel?
You sure you're all right?
You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms.
You think I'll let an unaccompanied kid get in a $110,000 car?
You think so?
You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot soldier
You told me to call you for the moves.
You trust him?
You understand?
You understand?
You understand?
You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.
You wanna know the truth?
You wanna know what happened then?
You want me to lay off him, Chucky, 'cause he's blind?
You want this?
You want to do it? Do it! Let's go.
You want to give up, give up. Because I'm givin' up, too.
You want to let me in on it?
You were in a position last Tuesday night to see who committed this act of vandalism.
You will get a check of $101,000, and change,
You won't be able to get 'em at the newsstand downstairs.
You, Mr. Simms.
You, too.
You.
You'll be all right, huh?
You'll dine with me and then my driver will transport you
You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf.
You'll get arrested.
You'll get us killed!
You'll give me 40.
You're a good lookin' guy
You're a long way from home, Chas.
You're askin' an officer
You're available the whole weekend?
You're back too fast.
You're back, huh?
You're buildin' a rat ship here,
You're exhausting my patience and making a mockery of these proceedings.
You're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.
You're gonna end up, not only shelving biscuits
You're gonna have a tough time in this world, Charlie.
You're gonna have to tell these people what they want to know.
You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.
You're gonna take your place on that long, gray line
You're here till tomorrow.
You're his father?
You're human, Charlie. Beer?
You're in front of me. Let's go.
You're in no position to disagree with me, boy.
You're just in a slump right now.
You're just in pain.
You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of LaGuardia.
You're not bad.
You're not disturbing me. Make your call.
You're on scholarship from Oregon at Baird.
You're on, Colonel.
You're ridin' with one very happy man!
You're so full of shit!
You're stuck with me, Charlie.
You're the only one that showed up. You have to take the job.
You've been sleeping all morning.
You've got this all figured out, don't you?
You've got to move a little bit, feel the road.
You've gotten so wrapped up in sugar, you forgotten the taste of real honey!
Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving
Your arm?
Your average blind man.
Your billet is here.
Your dad is looking good, Charlie.
Your face and your voice are familiar.
Your father peddles car telephones at a 300% markup.
Your father? I thought we were gonna keep our parents outta this.
Your friend George is going to sing like a canary.
Your girl is a hell of a tango dancer.
Your life's finished anyway.
Your mother works on heavy commission in a camera store.
Your plane, Charlie.
Your sister's been hoarding me long enough.
1 6 Water Street. Over the bridge.
1, 200.
1:00 a.m.
2,000.
3 o'clock? 2 o'clock? Right oblique? Right face?
5:00 a.m.
5'7",
8:00.
8:1 5.
20% off for my friends.
50th and Fifth, Dunhill's.
107 all in,
'Cause it's a beauty. lt really is. Thank you, George.
"Staad," man. So what about Staad?
"Staad." Trent?
A beacon in the... What are you doing here?
Am I right? No.
Bene? Bene! Fabulous!
Blatant disrespect. Give us a hand.
Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us... "Staad."
Colonel Slade... Bread's no good west of the Colorado.
Colonel Slade... Charlie, rolls on the table?
Cut it out, Frank, will ya?
Do you have a check? Michael, please.
Drive carefully now. Yeah.
Francine? What?
From teaching those lieutenants. Colonel, let go.
Gail. Of course.
Gentlemen? Yeah!
Good evening, boys. Come on.
Good morning, Havemeyer. Morning to you, sir.
Good night, sir. Good night.
Got it? Yeah.
Hi. Hey.
Hoo ah! Get in your limousine.
How are you, Charlie? Fine, thanks.
How you doin'? I'm good.
How you doin'? Okay.
I hear ya! All right.
I'll get you to New York, all right? Uh huh.
I'm sorry, I don... Just call me Frank.
I'm sorry. Don't be sorry.
Jack Daniels. You bet.
Mmm! How did you know her name?
Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker. Good morning.
Not going home for Thanksgiving? No.
Nothin'. What do you mean, nothing?
Oh, George! Please?
Oh, who knows? What were they doing?
Ready? No. I'll take it from here.
Scusi, Colonnello. Prego.
She's not bad. Bingo! The boy's alive.
Should I ring it? Yeah.
Some aspirin. Yeah. Also...
Staad. Gstaad. Dropping the "G" is phony.
Take my arm. I'm okay.
Thank you, Daphne. Certainly, sir.
This is Donny. Hey, Charlie.
Um... Good! Here you go.
Uncle Frank. Gloria!
We talkin' turkey Marbella? Yes, we are.
What was that? l don't know, ma'am.
What? Can you take it easy?
Where are you, Garry? I heard you cough. Right here.
Where? You know where, son.
Where's that? New York City.
Will you cut it out? Just get the fuck outta here.
Yeah. Time me!
Yes, sir. Good.
Yes? Yes!
Yes. Grazie. Grazie. Andate.
"anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake?"
"Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide,
"cradle of leadership."
"Female"?
"Flowers from a brook."
"Get us off the hook."
"Have a nice day and come back soon."
"I saw somebody." Good.
"I'm not a squealer."
"Staad." George?
"The bullets, Colonel."
"The Grey Ghost."
"The History of My Skin," by Charles Simms.
"Uh..."
(SINGING) But ifyou've got somethin' that must be done
(SINGING) It's a lovely day today
(SINGING) They used to waltz on the banks
$1,200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry.
$300. Job well done.