Boomerang (1992) Edit

A ho. He's a straight up ho.

A very well known doctor told me that by wearing the proper underwear, man,

Actually, a massage sounds kinda fly.

Adios.

After months of hard work by our creative team, you are about to see

Agatha, go in the kitchen and help Mrs Jackson with these chitterlings.

Ain't Captain Kirk the coolest white man on the planet?

All of the decisions are made by the board of directors in Paris.

All of the sales reps are gonna be there. There's a lot of work to be done.

All right, I'm gonna decide. I will choose Chinese.

All right.

All the romance just skeets right outta you.

And a bunch of stuff in me I didn't know was still there came out.

And all I'm sayin' is that if you ain't bangin' Jacqueline yet,

And he is gay.

And he just happens to have the best ass I have ever seen.

And he's just dying to come out.

And I don't have hair down my back, but let me tell you one great thing about me.

And I go in the back, and that's when I saw it.

And I have great respect for her. It's professional. Totally professional.

And I haven't had the time to teach the class. I'm sorry.

And I said "Look, I'm just gonna pull back."

And I'm miserable.

And it has to say glamour, and it has to say sexy.

And Jacqueline wants me to be there.

And just sit back, relax, throw on the jazz, and just chill.

And let me assure you of something.

And let's discuss our workload. That's what I'm talking about.

And Mr Milk Bones.

And now I'm, like, working with you, and it's just very exciting.

And powder blue skies, crystal beautiful water.

And the priest.

And the world, they used to think it was flat.

And these are the fish, and this is the floor. Why aren't the fish in the bowl?

And this is a big, giant, huge hole in the ozone layer,

And this is what'll happen to people if we don't fix up the ozone layer quickly.

And wait for somebody to get back to me.

And we should just squash it.

And you. You. He's gay.

Angela and I are just tryin' to get to know each other on a platonic level.

Angela had to start lookin' out for Angela.

Angela, Gerard's mother brought us a whole trough of chitterlings.

Angela, I saw the woman,

Angela, right?

Angela.

Angela. Angela Lewis.

Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, Tyler?

Are you crazy? You look great. I can't wait to get you down to the Caribbean.

Are you tryin' to imply that I hit it? No, I see...

Art can be very abstract. It doesn't have to make sense. Only in the artist's mind.

Art. Art.

As soon as you leave, she starts sayin' she wants to fuck me.

Assalam alaikum, my brother.

At Houlihan's".

At young, handsome, virile men.

Because I don't, I'm just saying she's attractive and I would go out with her.

Because I love you so much.

Because I need you.

Because you are the most handsome,

Bein' all stiff and cold, and hidin' behind your work.

Blue people.

Bony T told me.

Bony T told you that, right?

Bony, not today, OK?

Bring your own collages.

But guys don't go "Look at his shoulders". We don't do that.

But I didn't wanna get with him, you know. That's a whole entire...

But I don't know why it's low. It should be high. You ain't shootin' nothin'.

But I dug it. I dug it. Don't make that "he didn't dig it" face. I dug it.

But I had a very good indication from someone that the job was mine.

But I think that we should kind of make this clear right from the start,

But I thought it was an old shoe.

But I'll call you sometime tomorrow, OK?

But I'm picturin' you and beautiful white beaches,

But I'm really qualified.

But it's Lady Eloise.

But it's not that kinda party, and I'd appreciate it if... Stop that.

But let me show you...

But look at you now. You're...

But my schedule is also very tight.

But now you look like the one. If you looked up "pry" in the dictionary,

But she had a dick, man.

But thank you. You were great.

Bye bye, cuteness.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me.

Can I ask you somethin' though, man? Did you bang Angela yet?

Can I ask you, like, a personal question?

Can I call you next week? Cool.

Can you see if there've been any accidents between JFK and midtown?

Can you tell me what time the show starts?

Check it. Just like Jet magazine.

Chitterling juice everywhere, and I don't know if I can handle it alone.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on, girl. Get on.

Come on, I'm soakin' wet. You gonna make me catch a cold out here.

Come on, Kirb.

Come on, man, you don't fuck her feet.

Come on, man. I get my own office, man, bring my ho's in here.

Come on, stop. You gonna give the brother a heart attack.

Come on. Stop playing. That's a nipple.

Comfortable?

Cool.

Cool. That's bad.

Cos all you gonna do is dog her out, like you do every woman in your life.

Cos you knew that it wasn't right.

Could you do me a favour? My name is Marcus Graham. Here's my card.

Could you get it just a little darker?

Cutie pie.

Daddy, please.

Daddy, please.

Damn, man. I love y'all, man.

Damn, not the penthouse.

Damn.

Damn. Goodness. What's for dessert? Wow.

Day of my wedding, I went to the church early, cos I had a bad feeling,

Did you hear him screamin' "magnifique"

Did you know on the inside was special mushrooms?

Did you see Jordan's last shot? The man must've been 60ft up, huh?

Did you sleep with Angela?

Do me a favour and send a single long stemmed rose to Carrie, Tracy,

Do something CRAZY

Do you still love me?

Do you think Liz Taylor would have thrown her panties in my face?

Doesn't Yeoman Johnson know he's gonna get killed?

Dog.

Doggy style. I know, girlfriend. I'm tryin' to help you out. It's a sister thing.

Don't be pussy whipped. Whip that pussy. Look.

Don't discuss what I do with you with other people.

Don't even trip. Gerard ain't even that close to his father, first of all.

Don't even try that. You ain't got no romance.

Don't expect me to sleep with people for business.

Don't forget I have the court order for you to stay away.

Don't make fun of me, OK? My English is not so good.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Don't worry, you'll know.

Every bit. I know you think it's a little weird...

Exactly.

Excuse me for a second, please.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? You were saying something?

Excuse me. Excuse me. I did not dump you.

Excuse me. I am the most romantic cat both of you know.

Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but I just had to say somethin' to you.

Excuse me. Jacqueline, can I talk to you for just a second?

Fabulous.

Fine. We'll change the subject.

First the Fat Boys break up, now this. There's nothin' to believe in.

Five, four, three, two, one, go.

Followed by hot, butt naked sex? Just kidding. I'm just kidding.

For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy.

Freakin'.

Friends can kiss.

Fucked me up.

Gerard, did you know your pops had a mushroom belt on?

Gerard.

Gerard. I think I met someone that's perfect for you.

Get on top of the desk and get frisky and go crazy.

Get some sleep.

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

Give me one reason why I should take you back. One.

Go on, girl. It's you, girl.

God, I'm sorry. I missed.

God, Marcus, I was so tense when I got off the plane, but you really relaxed me.

God, this man, he's wonderful. I mean, he's kind of... he's magnificent.

God, we're together all the time, stuff like that.

Gold star for Marcus. Dinner was yummy.

Good evening, boss.

Good morning, Marcus Graham.

Good morning, Marcus.

Good morning. Thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

Good question. Good question.

Good. You don't mind if she goes out with other guys?

Goodbye, my queen.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. Thank you. Guess what?

Happy Thanksgiving.

Has to be something that catches the eye.

Have a look around. Go check out upstairs.

Have you been listenin' to me? Cupid has his foot in my ass.

He came down the steps, and I thought he was cool,

He got caught under a truck and got grease on his coat. He's OK.

He thought it was the end of the world.

He's been hurt, too, hasn't he?

He's gonna be all right.

He's right here, actually. No. No, we weren't busy at all.

Hell, no.

Hello? Yes? Yes?

Here he is. OK.

Hey, how are things with you and Angela?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, Marcus. Why don't you come here for a second?

Hey, you on your way to meet Lady Eloise to discuss that merger, right?

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey. Yeah.

Hi.

His name is James T Kirk.

Hold it. Is that a nipple?

Hold on for a second. What?

Hold up.

Home. I have to give a speech in the morning to the board of directors.

Honestly? Yeah, I would, but that's just the way I am.

How could you put that in your mental Rolodex? He's a closet freak.

How could you say I never cared about you?

How dare you discuss what I do with you in bed sexually with that woman?

How long you gonna have me beg? You know what I'm tryin' to say.

How you doin', Mr Jackson? Happy Thanksgiving.

How you doin'?

How'd it go last night?

Howdy Doody. At least I have had sex in the '90s.

However, when I decided to take over this company,

I ain't crazy. Hey, girlfriend. Don't let him do it to you. He got a plan.

I ain't sayin' it wasn't fun, I just wasn't in the right mind set.

I already have a watch. But thank you. Gucci.

I am Mr Romance when I meet a woman.

I am on a diet.

I been on time, even when it rains. Don't you think it's time we talked promotion?

I been workin' here nine days.

I came here to tell you what a wonderful time I had in New Orleans...

I came up here to talk to you about us.

I can confirm that Marcus's reputation

I can't believe we're havin' this conversation.

I can't breathe without you. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

I can't tell you how helpful this has been. Gold star for Christie.

I can't wait to show you this. I have recut the Kissable spot.

I considered you a prime asset.

I convinced them to give you another chance.

I didn't think you could.

I don't believe this shit.

I don't give a damn about no court order.

I don't have any panties on.

I don't have my schedule, my secretary's outta town, so I'll call you.

I don't know, but I'm sure you'll tell me, my brother.

I don't know. I'm kinda busy right now.

I don't wanna be around no kids.

I don't wanna hear that bullshit, man.

I find it very attractive.

I find it very exciting as well.

I find out that it's better to take the focus off myself and put it to others.

I forgot. Will you get her on the phone?

I got a new job. It's very demanding. It requires me to work long hours,

I grew up using your products my mother used your products, you know.

I guess I should feel happy, but I don't.

I had a great time in New Orleans. You know I had a great time in New Orleans.

I had a great time. I'll call you tomorrow.

I had some meetings that ran over, so I had to take a later flight.

I had to come over and meet you.

I hate to see another person in pain.

I have a pen right here, and...

I have the cure for Cupid, all right?

I have to call my mother.

I have to say, it's very nice to have the old Marcus back.

I have to talk to Mr Jackson. Mr Jackson, come here.

I hear he's got a real reputation.

I heard this woman screaming from the bathroom.

I hope it's refreshing, and chocolaty.

I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

I I know that you're not tellin' me that New Orleans was a fling.

I just didn't wanna break her heart right off. You know, I just pull out easy.

I just don't wanna be hurt again.

I just found out that I'm gonna have to be spending a lot of time outta town,

I just, you know, I think you're cool.

I know just at this moment, I know I'm in love with that woman.

I know a gay man. I know what a gay guy looks like. My brother is gay.

I know havin' a great job is cool and all of that but...

I know what it's like when you have somethin' in your eye.

I know you hear me, you slimy, sleazy, sneaky, slitherin' son of a bitch.

I know you were concerned about how the layout was gonna be,

I know, but I'm director of marketing for Lady Eloise, and we are acquiring you.

I know, but next time, I'll take control. I'll order.

I know.

I know. But I got an idea. Count from five backwards real fast, and go for it.

I know. Let me tell you somethin', OK?

I know. Now, where'd you get the shirt?

I like the orange, and I like the ice cream.

I like you, and I was just being concerned.

I love kids. I paint kids.

I love you and I... I don't wanna go through this, man.

I love you. Come on back.

I mean, if I walked up to you and I said

I mean, if I were a guy, I would probably be interested in Jacqueline.

I miss you, too, and I've been working.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I need to know cos we got a little office pool thing.

I never met a man who cooked so well. How'd you learn how to cook like that?

I only took him off the leash for a couple of seconds.

I saw Billy Dee Williams in Lady Sings the Blues.

I see. Well, let me get a good look.

I should've known. I seen her shoes had little bumps on the top,

I tell Yvonne she should take cookin' lessons from you. All she cook is pork.

I think I should take you home. I think it's best.

I think that this is gonna be great for her image.

I think the two of you should probably be working together.

I think we best get goin' now.

I think you said it. It sounded like it came out of your mouth, from nowhere.

I told you that Angela and I are just friends.

I use fresh rosemary on my salmon. That's why it has that...

I wanna be straight up about everything. I want monogamy.

I wanna go home and sit in my house and look at the wall and listen to Sade.

I want 24 7.

I want a huge family. At least ten children.

I want you to think of me as your colleague.

I was callin' all over New York. You could've been on a road somewhere.

I was just curious.

I was just hoping it didn't happen with you.

I was just making a distinction between "birth" or "bath".

I was just wonderin' when we could see each other again, that's all.

I was lookin' at this woman, thinkin' about the future. That's you in 15 years.

I was trippin' on it.

I wasted $200 on tickets. Just wasted. And it's all your fault, OK?

I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head.

I will sue you for every goddamn dime you've got. Do you understand that?

I won't hurt you.

I would've called, but they didn't have a phone on the plane.

I'd expect you to say something crass.

I'll bet we've eaten everything on the pig from the rooter to the tooter.

I'll get the rest of my things later.

I'll give you $20 for that leash.

I'll go.

I'll handle this.

I'll let you in on a secret cos you're a pretty girl.

I'm a Trekkie, that's why. I broke it down to the barest essence of the Trek.

I'm a Trekkie. I know everything about Star Trek.

I'm all right, man. Let's go. Let's go eat, man.

I'm from Detroit.

I'm goin' to get some espresso. You want some?

I'm goin' to the 18th floor, too.

I'm gonna have to take you up on that offer.

I'm in love with somebody.

I'm just looking for Jacqueline, basically, is what I'm doing.

I'm just not real big on words on paper these days.

I'm just saying, it's just affecting his work, that's all.

I'm just tryin' to be... I'm being funny. Come on, look... All right, Lloyd?

I'm lookin' forward to a long, strong, productive relationship.

I'm not a fool. I know what the people want.

I'm not playin'. My key really is not working. You know?

I'm not ready for this.

I'm not ready for this. Are we by ourselves?

I'm not sure I'm going anywhere.

I'm not tryin' to pressure you or anything.

I'm outta here.

I'm rapping. This is my mack daddy vibe I'm giving you, in all of its splendour.

I'm scared.

I'm sick and tired of men using love like it's a kind of disease you just catch.

I'm so tired. I don't care if I never see another cup or plate again in my life.

I'm sorry, it's just that what you said was pretty pathetic.

I'm sorry, Marcus. My mind is actually someplace else.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Why don't I give you the money for the tickets?

I'm sorry. You see, I'm in charge of marketing.

I'm taking care of my business, and I suggest you take care of yours.

I'm the logical choice. I'm vice President of Marketing for Chantress.

I'm thinkin' about steppin'... There she is, right there.

I'm trippin', I'm buggin' out, and maybe I'm goin' a little overboard.

I've always heard you were very beguiling to women.

I've got a heart. You know the bad thing about having a heart, Marcus?

I've known you all my life, man. You're like my brother, you know, and I...

I've never missed anybody in my life and I miss you. I'm in love with you.

If I decide to seduce you,

If I was Yeoman Johnson, I'd say "I'm not goin'. I know what's gonna happen".

If the coochie's good, everything else falls into place.

If we were both men, we could have a business dinner.

If you bump into Kirby, could you call? I'll have somebody pick him up.

If you really insist on standin' around, I don't dig the long face.

If you turn and look at her I will break your fuckin' neck.

In the next century, that tradition continues.

Is extremely well deserved.

Is it sexy?

Is the essence of sex.

Isn't she pretty? She looks like one of Marcus' girls.

It has nothin' to do with her feet. I care about this girl.

It has nothing to do with the money. You're bein' inconsiderate.

It has to incite passion, and it has be electric,

It has to say smart. It has to...

It is sexational.

It isn't about your love. It's the fact that you can't love me the way I deserve.

It just got a little nasty, like you always do.

It keeps the skin tight, and none of us are getting any younger.

It knocked into a bus and a water main bust I was in that.

It says "..lunch tomorrow

It stinks so good.

It was a 976 number for hermaphrodites.

It was mostly her idea.

It was never like you just did. Come on. That was very seductive.

It went OK.

It's a joke.

It's a nipple, cos I'm droolin'.

It's amazing how you've just broken down this whole Star Trek thing.

It's because of the white man's fear

It's cool.

It's gonna take a little longer than I thought.

It's good. It's very good.

It's Korean for "I'm sorry I shot you, but I thought you were robbing my store".

It's mon image, c'est mon visage. Alors. And you, where you been, you?

It's more than sex with this girl. I dig her her spirit, her mind, everything.

It's not about jokes. Me and him are here.

It's not like I'm followin' you. I'm goin' upstairs too.

It's on the news right now. It just went off Channel 4, just went off.

It's pretty low using the kids, Marcus.

It's that it gets broken when you deal with people like you.

It's too overt. We should go a little more subtle.

It's warm in here.

It's your show.

Jacqueline says that I'm a better person now, and I owe that all to you.

Jacqueline told you I was really good in bed?

Jacqueline, I said I wanted the essence of sex.

Jacqueline.

Jacqueline. Hi.

Just cos she won't sleep with you doesn't mean she's gay.

Just cos somebody takes off their drawers, don't mean I did somethin'.

Just don't make me wait too long, cos it's not like I gotta sit by the phone

Just like the man I met in that elevator.

Just OK?

Keep it down. I'm gettin' ready to have some company, OK?

Keep standing.

Kirb?

Kirb.

Kirbster?

Kirby?

Kirby.

Kirby.

Kirby.

Kirby.

Knock, knock.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very exciting announcement to make.

Lady Eloise has been eagerly anticipating you.

Lady Eloise, I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to be working with you.

Lady Eloise, please, we have a meeting. Can we just please go?

Lady Eloise? I can't tell you how excited you got everybody up here.

Lady Eloise? I think you requested to see me. Marcus Graham.

Later.

Least there wasn't no sausages in this one.

Let me give you my number. I won't sleep until I know you've found him.

Let me just tell you one more thing. I might not be all glamorous,

Let me... Can I explain what happened? Have you been watching the news?

Let's go home.

Let's go in the living room. We'll be much more comfortable in there.

Lights, please.

Like love.

Like the fact that you still love Jacqueline?

Like the shit you read in Penthouse that stuff never happens to me.

Listen, I'm upset with you. What you did was inconsiderate, and I'm upset.

Listen, it happened, and I'm sorry, and I feel bad.

Listen, Marcus. While you're up, will you grab me a beer?

Listen.

Listen.

Listen...

Lloyd, look, wait. Look, wait, hold it. Come on, man. Wait, wait, wait.

Lloyd. Come on, Lloyd. Wait, Lloyd. Lloyd, man. Lloyd.

Look at you. God, Marcus,

Look who's cookin' now.

Look, I had a long day. You had a long day.

Look, man.

Look, that's very crass. Miss Broyer and I are colleagues,

Look, why don't you get over it and go find another man? Get outta here.

Love should have brought your ass home last night.

Love?

Man, my parents been in that bathroom damn near an hour, man.

Man, stuff like that never happens to anybody, except for Marcus.

Man, will you stop? You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted. He got a problem.

Man, you don't care about nobody but yourself, man.

Marcus Graham, Lady Eloise.

Marcus Graham.

Marcus is in love.

Marcus thinks we ought to go to the Caribbean to shoot this.

Marcus, darling.

Marcus, darling.

Marcus, hon, I don't think that we should do this in the office.

Marcus, I'm afraid that there's been some kind of misunderstanding.

Marcus, if you are in love with Angela, why are you here with me?

Marcus, Lady Eloise doesn't make any decisions.

Marcus, this is a very nice place you have here.

Marcus, would you join me for a second? Thanks.

Marcus, yo, don't even try it. You know me, for real.

Marcus, you are incredibly talented.

Marcus, you know you wrong.

Marcus? Excuse me.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus. Come quick. I got somethin' I wanna show you.

Marcus. I am not gonna let you sit and mope all day long. Now snap out of it.

Marcus. Marcus.

Marcus. Marcus. I don't believe the way you let her dog you out like that.

Marcus. You're a devil.

Maybe it's because you call them bitches.

Me and the minimum wage brothers in the mailroom

Meet me at my house tonight.

Mind set? You didn't think about Jacqueline once in there.

Miranda, Cassandra, Alegra, Shirrel and Mai Lai.

Miss Broyer asked me to tell you she is free the evening of the 12th.

Morning, cuteness. How you doin'? Whassup?

Morning.

Morning.

Morning. Morning. Morning.

Mr Jackson, Angela made this meal. I can't take credit for it. It was Angela.

Mrs Jackson. I cannot tell y'all how much fun it is to be with y'all.

Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every occasion?

Must've gone pretty well. You didn't get home until the middle of the night.

My brother.

My key won't work.

New Orleans was New Orleans, and we should leave it at that.

Nice going, Angela.

No refunds.

No, but you can't put that on me. The onus is not on me.

No, hon, wait one sec.

No, I hear she's over at Barton and Dobbs now.

No, I won't. Look. Well? What do you think?

No, I'm not. I just don't want them to think we're a couple, you know.

No, it's not Captain.

No, it's not that. I gotta go.

No, man, I wasn't goin' through your stuff, man. Here. Hold it up. Hold it up.

No, man. I want a big motherfuckin' hug, man.

No, my neck's a little stiff, that's all.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No.

No, no, no, no, no. Goli is the name of the tribe. The tribe.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no. You're both blushing. What's up?

No, no. Don't, don't. Oh, no. Shit.

No, no. Wait. That ain't smoke, all right?

No, that was Angela. She just stopped by for a second.

No, that's impossible.

No, there's a girlishness happening. What's up? Talk to me.

No, wait, wait, don't do nothin'.

No, we're OK, we're just browsin'.

No. Hello?

No. I really, really miss you.

No. I'm not moving into your house this time. I'm staying in my place.

No. It seems like it's a sexy town.

No. It's all wrong. You know that memo I showed you?

No. No, I realise that you of all people will not be waiting alone,

No. No, I'm not a model. I'm gonna go work for the company.

No. No, no.

No. No, no.

No. No. I'm fine.

No. No. I'm not doin' it.

No... Don't you say nothin'. Don't say nothin'. No, don't touch me.

Not even if Jesus was pourin' it.

Not since Debra that's the girl I almost married.

Not you, Marcus, you the man.

Nothin'? That's what sex is to you.

Now stay the fuck outta my life.

Now why is that?

Now you're flippin'. You're bein' a hypocrite.

Now, Marcus, I hear a girl at the office got you pussy whipped.

Now, see? That's your son. Private school got him all saddity like that.

Now, that one was kinda interesting. I see where you're goin'.

Now, that's some good news. That's good news. Great.

Now, when I have problems with my relationships, which is most of the time,

Now, would you believe me?

Of the sexual potency of black balls.

Oh, boy. Kenny.

Oh, boy. The rabbit is gettin' old, baby. Look at that.

Oh, man. That ain't regular, man.

Oh, shit. Dammit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

OK, do you want Italian, or Indian?

OK, go take your walk, honey.

OK, Marcus.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

OK, OK, OK. Look at it and tell me how it makes you feel.

OK, OK. Stop it, Marcus. I think that we should go home.

OK, tell me this, man. Why Angela? What, she has nice feet?

OK, well, I don't know what Miss... what Jacqueline has told you,

OK, who wants to show me theirs first?

OK, who's gonna be next?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. I know I fucked up.

OK. Slow it down.

OK. So, in other words, you ain't hit the twizzer.

OK. Well, good luck. I sure hope you find him.

OK. Well, let me get you some Icy Hot.

OK. What do you think?

Once I hit it, I lose interest. But that ain't my fault.

One of my tricks, OK? I know the flower thing.

One of the Jenkins boys from vulcan.

Open it up.

Or I will not only take back the million two I am paying you,

Peace. Chill.

Perhaps you should take a few weeks off.

Personally, if I was datin' somebody that fine, I'd wait eight or nine months.

Please be gentle.

Please do not call me that.

Please! You make me feel ridiculous.

Please?

Please?

Psych. Yo, you can't quit, man. You gotta stay.

Pussy. Puss, puss, pussy.

Pussy. Pussy.

Pussy. Pussy.

Really?

Really?

Really? Like what?

Really? That's my department. I'm Marcus Graham.

Really? That's...

Really? Where'd you hear that?

Refer to it and show me a new mock up in the morning.

Remember last week we looked at collages from Romare Bearden?

Remember that little girl I met in Emergency? Baby got her stitches out.

Right there.

Right. You have a meeting with Lady Eloise tomorrow at nine.

Sad, man.

School him.

See how frightened he was, just from a black man screaming "now"?

See, you can't stop with the mushroom shirt.

Sensuality, and stunning natural beauty.

She has no power.

She left you, huh?

She starts talkin' about how my ass moves. I know you said it.

She told you I know how to move my ass in bed? OK.

She was beautiful, but her feet were jacked up.

She was on the ground with the best man.

She's a very sweet woman. She's a little detached from reality.

She's lyin' there, totally naked, right? You could see everything.

She's not a lesbian, man.

She's the name on the package.

Shit, that shit makes me mad, man. Bitches never do that to me, man.

Shit.

Should I pencil you in?

Simply delicious, Marcus.

Since 1948, the name Lady Eloise has been synonymous with glamour, grace,

So good to see you. Every year, you do something new.

So have you seen Angela lately?

So I will try and get back to you soon.

So now you think you're in love with Angela.

So there's no misunderstanding.

So what you sayin', man? It's gonna take a week?

So, do you wanna have a lot of kids when you get married?

So, does this mean that you forgive me?

So, I have prepared a list of names for the fragrance.

So, I'll get back to you, OK?

So, in other words, right at that moment of orgasm,

So, Mr Graham, thank you.

So, now's the most difficult part of the evening. Kiss goodnight.

So, when are we gonna fuck?

So, when we can rise as a people, we runnin' things, you know?

So, would you like to come over for a cup of coffee?

So?

Some motherfuckers can't see a good thing when it's starin' at them.

Some people still think things like that are important.

Some punk ass ******.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. That's her first opening.

Staring you smack in your face? No man can turn down this pussy.

Startin' to sound a little on the soft side. Startin' to sound soft.

Stop saying pussy, people are eating.

Stop.

Stop. Excuse me. Excuse me. You're... Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Stop. Stop it. Will you stop it?

Strut, girl, strut.

Sure you have. You've seen a movie, and you've seen a man and you've said

Sure you right. Look...

Take it, fool. Turnin' down good money.

Take your clothes off. Take 'em off. Off. Clothes...

Tell her I said hey.

Tell me about him. Tell me all about Marcus.

Tell the fellas I might be a little late for lunch today.

Ten children?

Thank you for introducing me to Gerard. We're goin' out tonight.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Check out over here.

Thank you very much. That's very nice of you, Yvonne. Good night.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bless you. Bye.

Thank you. Everybody, this is Mr Graham.

Thanks, Jack.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. My parents are here.

Thanks. You really helped me in here. I felt that.

That are the square ones.

That is ridiculous.

That one was kinda deep. You went to the bottom of the ocean on that one.

That will cool my testicle walls, and that can reverse my condition.

That woman doesn't deserve her own fragrance.

That, right here, is my fish bowl, and this is blood.

That's a good idea. Look what I got.

That's a mask, a Goli mask. I got it from Africa.

That's a new one on Marcus.

That's aroma.

That's expensive.

That's not a family. That's an African village.

That's perfect. Great.

That's right. Say "Look, girl, I'm outta there".

That's something you can do when Jacqueline gets to town, you know.

That's true. You have too much dog and no romance.

That's very Afrocentric. I like this, Khanya.

That's very sweet. That's very, very sweet.

That's weird. I didn't know Africans were into hockey.

That's what I'm thinkin' about doin'.

That's what this is about.

That's where I need to be. I don't wanna paint. You can't paint my misery away.

The 12th is three weeks from now.

The Caribbean?

The commercial that will launch our $18 million push

The fragrance is fine. Nobody's changin' anything.

The Knicks game starts in a minute. Do you mind if we eat in front of the Tv?

The most virile man I have ever seen in all of my entire life,"

The only reason stuff like that happens to me is I pay attention to women.

The only thing that I can suggest is...

The red ball, right? And the game's over

The rest of my administrative team will be arriving tomorrow.

The secret is you got to coordinate. Most people don't coordinate.

The show started a half an hour ago.

The white ball dominates everything. Knocks the shit out of the yellow ball,

Then these are my clothes, and these are the fish.

Then we have...

Then why do you call it Flight...? Forget it. Forget it. Thank you.

There are certain people with a natural fear of black people.

There was this woman, right? Baby had body.

There'd be your picture next to it, like...

There's a whole world out there we don't know about.

There's nothin' wrong with Jacqueline, and nothin' wrong with me.

There's somethin' wrong with her, or somethin' wrong with her twizzer.

There's this one kid that you are gonna love. He is so cute. It'll really lift you up.

These are kids I teach art to whose schools can't afford an art programme.

These sales conventions are really boring. I'm not lookin' forward to it.

They told you that 500 times. Just let it go.

They want to be shocked, they want to be stunned, and they want to be jolted.

They're programmed. Watch. Now!

They're showin' the spot to the board of directors on Friday,

Things happened and... There's certain things you just have no control over.

This is a spear, and this is a shield.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Are you watchin' this? This is incredible.

This is Angela Lewis. She works in our art department. She's very talented.

This is different. Angela is a nice girl.

This is my house. This is the sun.

This is my man Tyler, and this is Gerard. Jacqueline.

This is my vision. It is fabulous.

This is pretty funny that we're meeting like this.

This is ridiculous. Why are my concepts being ignored?