Megamind Edit

A baby.

A bull fighter with no bull to fight.

A choice.

A dream life filled with luxury?

A knack for building objects of mayhem.

A little bit, yeah.

A much different fate awaited me.

A place that taught me the differences between right...

A ying, with no yang.

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

Aaannd wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas.

Aaannd, action!

Aaannnd....jussst.

About judging a book by it's cover.

Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in...

Actually, no records at all.

After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior.

After all these years. My old shhool house.

Ah, you look fantastic.

Ah!

Ahh, it's me you fools!

Ahh, Minion.

Ahh...shhhh.

Ahhh!

Ahhh.

All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe.

All may be lost.

All right people, hit it.

All right, put your hands in the air.

All right, put your hands in the air.

All the brain bots certainly missed you, sir.

All your gifts all your powers, and you squander them for your own personal gain.

Alone.

Also, there's a door here.

Although getting a whole museum is super cool.

Am I saying it right?

And a smidgen of DNA.

And at the end of every day.

And battle the super genius, of Megamind.

And being a nerd and being not as scary as the Tighten Hal.

And brilliantly told, by the way.

And here is your binkie.

And I don't get the girl.

And I hate reminders.

And I have just one question for, Megamind.

And I know why.

And I love you, random citizen.

And I loved it.

And I will get back to you.

And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby.

And I'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen.

And Megamind! This one's for Space, Step Mom.

And multiply it by...SIX!

And Music Man was born.

And our glorious rivalry, was born!

And rehydrate them at will.

And rosy. Behold, Minion.

And she'll be yours.

And since I'm the cool one, I'll have like two tanks sword fighting.

And so began an enduring epic, life long career.

And the city will know your name.

And the city.

And the hero strikes the first blow.

And then, finally I'm going to fight that hero. In an epic battle of good and evil.

And there is no Queen of England.

And there's no one to stop me.

And we were destined to be rivals.

And what gives you that idea?

And what's this?

And why did my doorman let you up?

And you are, what?

And you deserted them. You left us in the hands of, him!

And you'd want a picture of it. Like maybe we should have this for like ever,

And you'll never leave.

And you're making a weird face, and that's making me feel weird.

And, exit.

And, I never heard you laugh before.

Any chance you could give me the time?

Anything that would give us clues.

Apology accepted.

Apparently not.

Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.

Are there any questions?

Are you crazy?

Are you happy now?

Are you in?

Are you okay?

Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's, For Him?

Argh, it's really paying off. You're so fit, and strangely charismatic.

As a random, non specific example.

As long as there's evil good will rise up against it.

At a strange place called shh ool.

Authorities have issued a warning, to stay out of the downtown area at all costs.

Aww, I remember when he wore that.

Ballsy and incipient.

Battles we will now, never have.

Because you're the smartest person I know.

Being a hero is for losers.

Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.

Being bad.

Being good, has its perks.

Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.

Bernard, I was just well I was talking to myself.

Bernard, I'll just be another minute.

Bernard, run!

Bernard, you were right about that door being exciting.

Bernard!

Besides jail.

Bet you think it's really funny, huh?

Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am running late. I have to go.

Boneheaded, irresponsible.

BOO!!

Booooo!

Booooo.

Boys, a little lower.

Brain Bots.

Brain bots. Initiate the fail safe.

Brave one, isn't he.

Bring me to justice. Oh god, how I missed this.

Bring out, the 'Black Mamba'!

But evil returns with a backhand.

But from a good perception, it is just plain bad.

But how, why?

But I had something far, far greater,

But I just felt stuck.

But I thought you two were...

But I'm saying this is a kind of bad, bad.

But in the mean time.

But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil.

But it seems to only carry one station.

But it sounded important.

But like fifty ninjas started to attack me.

But metals can be melted by the heat of 're vange'.

But not today!

But that's not important.

But the path we choose for ourselves.

But there is only one person I know who calls this town, Montrosity.

But there's a mad man out there destroying our...your city.

But we have nothing.

But what about what I wanted to do?

But why did he pick, Hal?

But you don't understand we need to find out why...

But, for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.

But, I have powers.

But..we..we saw your skeleton.

By several thousand years.

Bye.

Can we keep it?

Can we try to stay focused here?

Can't see it's cold and... warm, and dark and light.

Can't wait for what, sir?

Can't...wait. LoL, smiley face.

Certainly do, you fantastic fish you.

Challenge me, if you dare.

Check this out.

Classic, Minion. Don't give them the face.

Clearly it was time to move on.

Code Did you find out who it was?

Code Fine back.

Code Fine!

Code get the car.

Code I don't need you.

Code I guess we are.

Code I'll just pack my thing and go.

Code right away, sir.

Code We're the good guys now.

Come on Roxi, call for your hero to come rescue you.

Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man day spirit.

Come on..yes? You in the back.

Come out you little freak!

Coming off the hook, or whatever. You should come over.

Coming up next. Are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.

Copper drains my powers!

Copper drains my powers.

Copper should have worked, why didn't the copper work?

Copper? You're not making any sense.

Could this be what I was destined for?

Could this day get anymore, funtastic?

Could you just shut up for one second, I'm trying to beat this level.

Crab nuggets?

Create a hero? Wait, wait, what? Why would you do that?

Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain.

Daddy's, sorry.

Dandruff?

Death ray, readying.

Defender of Metro City.

Defender of Montrosity.

Dependable.

Destined for, what?

Did you miss your daddy? Whose the menacing little brains?

Did you think this day would ever come?

Didn't know what you liked, so I just grabbed you know, all of them.

Do I have a son?

Do you have any idea how long I waited for you?

Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?

Do you really think that I would ever be with you?

Do you really want to know?

Don't answer that.

Don't do anything, I'll be right there.

Don't listen to her, she's crazy.

Don't look yet.

Don't make Roxanne pay for my wrong doings.

Don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet?

Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey reporter skills,

Each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't.

Ee, Uh, yes!

En Garde!

Enjoy your flight.

Even fate picks its favorites.

Even the most heartfelt belief, can be corroded over time.

Even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning.

Ever since I can remember I've always had to be what the City wanted me to be.

Ewwww.

Feels pretty good.

Finally I'm free, to get in touch with my true power.

FIRE!

First off, what a turnout.

For years he's been watching us with his super vision.

From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences.

From this, we'll extract the source of Metro Man's awesome power.

Fun!

Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us.

Game over.

Get back to work.

Get in the car, you.

Get it off!

Give it to me.

Give it to me...all right!

Give me some, come on give it now. Give it to me. What?

Go on, ask.

Going somewhere?

Good idea, Minion. But without him, what's the point?

Good lord, I'm trapped.

Good luck, fellows.

Good receives all the praise and adulation.

Good, I'm glad you asked that one.

Gotcha!

Great news, I'm a changed man.

Guess they can't.

Guess what, Buster Brown?

Ha, haaa!

Had life handed to him on a silver platter.

Hah, hah, hah.

Hal is the worst possible person you could pick.

Hal Stewart, prepare for your destiny.

Hal, I think you're ready for this.

Hal, what happened?

Hal!

HAL!

Hal!

Hal? Hal Stewart?

Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.

Has someone tamed this monster?

Has something happened to Megamind?

He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.

He did it.

He did it.

He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies.

He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created a new hero to kick it for him.

He took the name, Metro Man.

He was always there for us.

He would win some, I would almost win others.

He's hopeless. HOPELESS!

He's the real hero.

Hello, hello?

Hello, hey.

Hello, is someone there?

Hello, like that?

Hello, who's there?

Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.

Here it is. From the blackest part of my heart.

Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.

Here's my day, so far.

Heroes can be made. That's it!

Hey, hey, hey! Not now, Minion.

Hey, Megamind. You're actually the guy I want to see.

Hey, Metro city.

Hey, Metro losers.

Hey, open up.

Hey, we're closing soon.

Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?

Hey, who needs him.

Hey!

HEY! Come over and look at this.

Hey.

His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean.

Hit it!

Hit it!

Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't go to the same school.

Hmm, not the only exciting development of the night.

Hold on a second.

Hold them sideways, and just go all gangsta on 'em.

Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think this was your first day of being evil.

Honor, and nobility.

How are you doing to do it?

How could you do this?

How did it all come to this, you ask?

How did she find my hideout?

How do I look, Minion?

How sad is that?

How thoughtful.

How wild is this, huh?

Huh? Oh yes, how long is this going to take?

Huh? Oh, oh.

I 'm the villain, you're the good guy. I do something bad, and you come and get me.

I am extremely boggled.

I am so tired of running rampant through the streets.

I am your father.

I began to realize, despite all my powers,

I believe someone is going to stand up to Megamind.

I better take the lead.

I came from what you might call, a broken home.

I can be whatever I want to be.

I can explain.

I can have, everything I want!

I can throw a few parts together.

I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news.

I can't believe you.

I can't control it.

I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car.

I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life.

I decided to go clear my head.

I decided to pick something a little more humble.

I did it?

I did it.

I did look back.

I didn't mean to destroy you.

I didn't quite hear that last part.

I didn't think it would really work.

I do have a choice.

I don't blame you.

I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are...

I don't save the day. I don't fly off into the sunset,

I don't think even he could survive that.

I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man museum.

I don't want to get into it but, Lasers, spikes.

I got a DJ rented a bouncy house. Made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick.

I got this covered.

I guess I just needed a swim

I guess I'll. Guess I'll ride down with you then.

I had a fairly standard childhood.

I had so many evil plans in the works.

I have a cape, I'm the good guy.

I have some work here I need to do. Okay, bye.

I have to admit.

I have to, run a quick errand.

I hear there's a new hero.

I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day.

I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.

I kept thinking he was going to do one of his last minute escapes.

I knew you'd come back.

I know I am so close, I can feel it.

I know there's still good in you, Hal.

I know this is a lot to take in.

I know you.

I know, everybody did. It's just, well he was never really my type.

I know, I know. Always thirsty, never satisfied.

I know.

I learned how to dehydrate animate objects.

I lied to Roxanne.

I love you Metro Man!

I made you a hero.

I may not know much, but I do know this.

I mean, I have a few notes.

I mean, I meant to destroy you.

I mean, it's like they say. Heroes aren't born, they're made.

I mean...

I need you.

I need your help.

I never felt so alive.

I never should have left.

I often ask myself.

I only took the gig to get the girl. And it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.

I said slow down.

I saw her having dinner, and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.

I say we go back to the evil lair. Grab some ray guns,

I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice.

I set out to find my destiny.

I smell hero.

I smell something burning.

I suppose I'm, a little crazy... about you.

I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair.

I think a bee flew up my nose.

I think I'll keep it.

I think it's working!

I think we should run.

I told you countless times.

I treated like dirt.

I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.

I understand you, little well dressed bird.

I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid.

I usually just hear criminals. You haven't been naughty, have you?

I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement.

I want to talk to the guy who loved being a camera man, and eating dip,

I want to talk to the real Hal.

I was always last one picked for everything.

I was always the odd man out.

I was destined to be a super villain.

I was eight days old and still living with my parents.

I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning.

I was going to try reasoning with you.

I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you,

I was thinking about it on the way over.

I was....less right.

I wasn't finished.

I wrote that piece myself, Hal.

I, I had some work done recently.

I, like that plan.

I, miss you.

I....AM....Sorry!

I...is something wrong, sir?

I'd better take him home. Thanks again, Bernard.

I'd like that.

I'll always be a villain.

I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet.

I'll call you tomorrow, partner.

I'll just go get him.

I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later.

I'll tell you.

I'm alive.

I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.

I'm calling it, The Black Mambaaaaaaa...aaaa...aaa.

I'm calling time out.

I'm going home.

I'm going to be a hero.

I'm going to give someone, I don't know who yet.

I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead eyed plastic desk toy.

I'm just kidding.

I'm looking, I'm looking.

I'm not allowed to self guess directly.

I'm right here.

I'm saying...Roxanne? Roxaroo?

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, your right,

I'm sorry, I did the best I could.

I'm sorry, I really am.

I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.

I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us.

I'm the bad guy.

I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing with you.

I'm trying to warn you, Hal.

I'm your space, Step Mom.

I've come to stop you, Hal.

I've did my best. But he's to fantastic.

I've looked into the reset button.

I've made a horrible mistake.

I've never seen anyone but Metro Man stand up to him like that.

I've terrorized the city countless times.

If I was the bad boy.

If my parents could see me now.

If only Metro Man were still alive.

If there's bad, good will rise up against it.

If you know what's good for you, Tighten.

If you please.

If you want to hear me say it? I'll say it.

Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying evil thing you could possibly think of.

In case you haven't noticed,

In order to stop me, You need to find me first, Metro Man.

In other words, I have no purpose.

In the mean time I want you to carry on, with the dreary normal things you,

In the rain.

Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.

Is it a puppy?

Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,

Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me.

Is this some kind of dream?

It all makes sense now.

It all started back at the observatory.

It doesn't belong to me.

It is with great pleasure that I present to Metro Man, this new museum.

It may take months for you to come to grips..

It stretches, it's for you.

It was one of my favorite things to do.

It was the only name I could trademark.

It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody Two Shoes.

It was your best quality.

It, it boggles my mind.

It, it has?

It, its strength's to much.

It's 'revenge' and it's best served cold.

It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man.

It's a dump.

It's a very safe metal used to defeat...

It's called, 'Formal Speed walking'.

It's daddy.

It's destiny.

It's just my natural musk.

It's just to easy now.

It's just you, Bernard.

It's made from Copper. You're powerless against it.

It's me, Minion.

It's ME! It's the Warden.

It's pronounced Metro City!

It's suppose to be very thrilling for you.

It's taken me a long time to find my calling.

It's the mother load.

It's Tighten. It's TIGHTEN, not Hal.

It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around.

It's un, without Fathom.

It's work, work, work twenty four seven, and for what?

Just a few alterations, sir. And I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet.

Just kidding.

Just look at him.

Just not a super one.

Just think about it.

Just throw it.

Just what do you think you're doing?

Just, just a technical glitch.

Justice is a noncorrosive metal.

Juvenile.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.

Ladies and gentlemen... MEGAMIND!

Let go, it's mine!

Let me guess, after seeing how awesome I am,

Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh.

Let's enjoy each other's company.

Let's get real for a moment.

Let's just have fun with this, come on.

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?

Lights out!

Like a memory, you know.

Like this...AHHHHH!

Listen to me, you have to let me go. Tighten has to be stopped.

Literally, broken.

Look at the intricate moon links.

Look closely.

Look I wouldn't stay for more than two minutes and thirty seven seconds if I were you.

Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness. He'll destroy the whole city.

Look, it doesn't even hurt. Don't even feel it.

Look, we need your help.

Looks like one of the giant monitors, in the lair.

Looks like there's only one loose end now.

Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home.

Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

Maybe I got an extended warranty?

Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.

Maybe we never really know how good we have it, until it's gone.

Megamind, if you please.

Megamind!

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind.

Megamind's created a new hero.

Metro Man approaching, sir.

Metro Man is gone. And now there's no one left to challenge Megamind.

Metro Man was finally dead.

Metro Man! AHHH!

Metro Man?

Metro Man.

Metro Man...

Metro Man's cape.

Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that someone to become Montrocity's new hero.

Minion, Code Send in the brain bots.

Minion, fire...

Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.

Minion, if I live, I will kill you.

MINION!

Minion?

Minion...

Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.

Mmmore...Mmmore...Mmmore.

Montrocity is mine!

Montrosity Minion, it's all mine.

More like, under new management.

Most of them ended in horrible failure, but,

Mr. Goody Two Shoes on the other hand,

Music man?

My amazing intellect.

My bad.

My best friend, Minion.

My death was, greatly exaggerated.

My end starts at the beginning.

My head wasn't in the game that day.

My soul purpose in life is to look after you.

My spider bite is acting.

My super ears are burning.

No big deal.

No criminal record.

No don't! Don't shoot that gun.

No frickin' way.

No matter how hard I tried.

No matter what side you're on.

No my main man, get out of town.

No not yet, but.

No offense.

No one said this hero thing had to be a life time gig.

No way, not at all, sir. Never, never in a million, I mean...

No, Hal, you make me laugh.

No, I was just yelling at my mothers, urn.

No, I'm with you.

No, it says, exit.

No, it's not great.

No, look, watch.

No, Minion. Something much more powerful at work.

No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.

No, no, no. Slow it down, and stop.

No, no, no. That's the best part, it'll be like just you and me.

No, not in the face man, please.

No, what I'm saying is,

NO!

No!

No...

None of the other kids really liked me.

Normal people do.

Normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure.

Not buying it.

Not love, we're not in love. I'm not saying I love you.

Not yet, Minion. Not...

Nothing personal, it just brings back to many painful memories.

Now give me the keys.

Now hand over your wallets.

Now it's about time, you find yours.

Now it's our turn to give something back.

Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter.

Now look at it.

Now slam the door, really hard.

Now there's nothing keeping us apart.

Now we have just one shot at this.

Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.

Now, back to work.

Now, where are the car keys?

Now? Yeah, you're still there.

Of course not, he was a pro.

Of course, that is if Metro Man, can withstand the full concentrated power of the...SUN!

Of course, you don't judge a book by its cover.

Oh are I moving to fast?

Oh Bernard? Oh yes, I'm doing horrible things to that man.

Oh but he does have nice taste.

Oh code just do it, Minion.

Oh god! Oh my god, oh!

Oh I wouldn't say free.

Oh no, looks like you're gonna miss it.

Oh no, not again.

Oh no, not the drill.

Oh no, we're gonna crash.

Oh no!

Oh no. Somebody do something?

Oh thi..., this is Bernard.

Oh this is bad, this is bad. You've fallen in love with her.

Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.

Oh you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How...

Oh, am I?

Oh, Bernard, I didn't know you had...feelings. Are you okay?

Oh, come on, Bernard.

Oh, don't like that, huh?

Oh, don't look at me!

Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?

Oh, good heavens.

Oh, good morning, Warden.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Oh, I don't believe this.

Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really fell like being around a bunch of people.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I hope no ones seeing this.

Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.

Oh, I work out.

Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots.

Oh, I'm to close. I'm genuinely scared right now.

Oh, if only the world had a reset button.

Oh, let's get going.

Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.

Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue.

Oh, now that's the spirit.

Oh, oh really. She's so cute.

Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers,

Oh, oh. I'm going...I think this...

Oh, please no, not the lasers and the spikes!

Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato.

Oh, right, right. Duh! I gotcha.

Oh, right!

Oh, that sir is called a window.

Oh, that was really grown up.

Oh, that was such a funny story.

Oh, that's a relief to hear.

Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death.

Oh, uh well, uh. What if tomorrow, we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.

Oh, well done, I thought that pummeling went really, really well.

Oh, what a drama queen.

Oh, yes it's just me. Bernard.

Oh, you call THIS predictable?

Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.

Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.

Oh, you know how boys are. They love video games.

Oh, you scared me.

Oh, you're a villain all right.

Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Oh!

Oh! I told you to have things ready.

Oh! There's a doormat here that say's 'Secret Entrance'.

Oh.

Ohhh, I wish.

Ohhh, oh!

Ohhhh.

Okay Minion, you were right.

Okay that would be nice. But make it quick.

Okay, all right, all right, hold on.

Okay, how can I help?

Okay, I love you, whatever. I'm not saying like I'm in love with you.

Okay, now you tell me something.

Okay, now you tell one.

Okay, okay I just have to take a step back.

Okay, okay, Metro Man and I, were never a couple.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, the spiders new.

Okay, there's no way she'll find the secret entrance.

Okay, Titan it's time to go down, in style.

Okay, you don't like flowers. Okay, uh, uh, forget the flowers.

Okay, you might think it's good in your bad perception.

Old habits die hard.

Ollo.

On the count of three, unsheathe your Churro.

On your path to be Montrosity's new hero.

On your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets.

Once your death ray hit.

One of life's great mysteries.

One, two, three! To Titan.

One...sssecond...more.

Only the future...AHH!

Oooh, oooh, right. Well prepare to have your mind blown, little lady.

Oooo, I've never had a view before.

Ooops.

OOOWWW!

Or a person from the outside.

Or I'm going to find out what this weird looking gun does.

Or this will be the last you ever hear of,

Our baby can fly.

Our battles quickly got more elaborate.

Over here, follow.

Over here, old friend.

Ow, ow, whoa ho.

Ow!

Ow! Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work.

OW! Ohhh!

Perhaps we took him for granted.

Places, places, places, places...

Please don't do this.

Please, don't make this city,

Please, let's have a little respect for public transportation.

Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done.

Predictable, predictable?

PRESENTATION!

Pretty good.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Punch it.

Purposeless, emptiness, it's a vacuum isn't it. What's your vacuum like?

Put me down, right now!

Quick, the spray.

Read on your own time. Open up.

Ready the death ray, Minion.

Really?

Really?

Remaining citizens are warned, to stay indoors until further notice.

Rented a bouncy house? Chick's don't like bouncy houses, they like clown's.

Rise, and come to Papa.

Rise, my glorious creation.

Robo sheep.

Roxanne Ritchi!

Roxanne Ritchi?

Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna stop you.

Roxanne!

Roxanne!

Roxanne!

Roxanne?

Roxanne.

Roxanne.

Roxanne.

RUDE!

Saved you. You are lucky to have such a great hero here.

Saving us with his super strength, and caring for us with his super heart.

Say I was bald and had the complexion of a popular primary color.

Say I wasn't so normal.

Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it.

Seems to be emanating from there, sir.

She doesn't know what she's saying. She's been through a traumatic experience.

She will never find out.

She'll discover all our secrets.

She's awake, Quick, to work.

Should have known you'd try to crash the party.

Since this is clearly a mistake.

Sir please, it's for your own good.

Sir, I think this is a bad idea.

Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven.

SIR!

Sir!

So a fitting end wasn't really an option.

So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school.

So I had to beat them all up, and I did...

So I have someone to fight.

So I too would make this 'popped corn' and win over those mindless dregs.

So I will just go ahead and defuse him,

So that's it? You're just giving up?

So Thursday? Soft, Thursday?

So you're like, my space Dad?

So, it's good that we have this time now.

So, this is how it ends.

So, this is where he hid it.

So, you're the punk I've heard about.

Someone has to stop, Megamind.

Someone help me. I'm okay.

Someone who will do harm to mine. Who puts the welfare of others above their own.

Something to consider and um,

Something you've never told anyone.

Sorry Megamind, you still have 88 life sentences to go.

Sorry my friend.

Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to positive feedback.

Speak, apparition.

Spider?

Still, things could be a lot worse.

Stupid van! Broke my finger!

Such tricks...won't work... on me.

Super cool, you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is?

Surprise! Heh, heh, heh.

Take, that, parry again!

Tell me what you see?

Thank you fellows.

Thank you, I just...

Thanks for sending me the watch, Minion.

Thanks spaced out, momma.

Thanks to you.

That always seems to lift your spirits.

That was fun, you almost died. But I saved you.

That was the day I met, Mr. Goody two shoes.

That was weird for everybody. 'Cause you accidentally, hugged him instead of me.

That way I can keep my logo.

That's a pretty tasteless costume.

That's funny, never thought Metro Man was the gloating type.

That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove.

That's just in case, we were like something crazy happened.

That's right, that's right ha, ha, that's right.

That's sweet of you.

That's the first thing.

That's the point of lying.

That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.

That's very good. Romance is very inspiring.

That's when I got the brilliant idea...

That's when I learned a very hard lesson.

That's why I created you.

That's why I think, WE should team up.

That's, that's a poor ladies scream.

The "spee..ider". Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus

The bad boy.

The bad guy doesn't get the girl.

The banks reopened.

The city doesn't pay you to loaf.

The city has never seen this level of destruction.

The city needs you.

The City's parks' restored to their original glory.

The copper worked perfectly well the last time.

The die had been cast.

The flames of my evil burn bright. Now you thay thomething cool back at me.

The greatest honor you've given me is...

The illiteracy beam.

The invisible car. Hey, remember that night that I dumped you?

The last one picked.

The losing side.

The Megamind I knew would never have run from a fight.

The names Titan.

The night you dumped me.

The people of the city relied on you,

The power couldn't ask for a finer claim.

The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.

The screw up, the black sheep.

The size is impossible.

The street's, the safest they've been.

The very beginning.

Thee Minion, he's perfect.

Then I realized we had done this same silly charade our entire lives.

Then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all.

Then it hit me.

Then it suddenly hit me.

There had better be, an amazing explanation for this.

There he is with that little face. Look at that face.

There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord.

There is no Easter bunny.

There is no tooth fairy.

There is no us, okay. There will never be an us.

There's a benefit to loosing.

There's this really, really good looking one I've got my eye on, currently.

They can...they can still see you.

They say it's suppose to be a symbol of our cities strength.

Thing about bad guys, they always LOOSE!

This dome is obviously lined with copper.

This glass has ice cubes in it.

This has gone far enough.

This is a dream come true.

This is embarrassing.

This is it, I mean I'm going far awa...

This is Metro Tower.

This is no mistake.

This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic, and pleasantly confused.

This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting from a city without a hero.

This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.

This is the day you and Montrosity, shall not soon forget.

This is the first time we've hung out socially. And it's when I'm about to destroy the city.

This is the last time you'll make a fool out of me.

This is the only building in Metro City with a big observatory on the roof.

This is the real world. And you need to wake up.

This isn't how you play the game.

This one's for space Dad making a fool out of me.

This one's for stealing my girlfriend.

This town isn't big enough for two super villains.

This way looks exciting.

This way.

This will stop them, here!

Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus.

Tighten has freed us.

Tighten, first thought to be the City's new hero, has turned evil.

Tighten? What's that suppose to mean?

Time out, time out!

Time to put the past behind us.

Tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap, tip top more.

Titan.

Titan.

To help these people in Metro city.

To late!

To, Bernard. For being the only normal thing in my crazy upside down world.

To...being normal.

Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind.

Tricking me?

Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea.

Typhoon cheese.

Uh, hey, my kid can't see.

Uh, hey, my kid can't see.

Uh, how did you find his hideout?

Uh, it's still warming up, sir.

Uh, Minion. You fantastic fish, you.

Uh, uh, uh, uh. This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it.

Uh, which is the abbreviation for 'Exciting', right?

Um, I'm gonna pass.

Um, I'm, I'm done.

Um, well we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump, now...do we?

Um.....look!

Unfathamomble.

Unhand me you fiend!

Unhappy.

Unless someone comes to our aid soon,

Unprofessional, that's what this is.

Using my super speed.

Wa haoooo

Wahoo! I'm going to be a hero.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait, how did you get here so fast?

Wait, Roxie. I'm having a party at my house.

Wait, what?

Wait! Maybe it was.

Warden, Warden!

Warming up? The sun is warming up?

Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose.

Was this my destiny?

Watch out.

Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.

We all know how this ends.

We can beat Tighten ourselves.

We can't

We could put everything back the way it was.

We could rule the city.

We did it, you won.

We did it! We did it!

We have it all.

We have much more pressing matters to deal with.

We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning.

We have, Minion.

We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet.

We miss you, Metro Man.

We must find a suitable subject.

We need to find answers. You knew Metro Man best.

We now have a confirmed report.

We should stick to what we're good at.

We were kinda going through the motions. So...

We won today. Didn't we, sir?

We won, we won, we won.

We'd better get going.

We're at the abandoned observatory.

We're gonna die!

We're having the walls and ceiling removed.

We're saved, we're saved!

We've had a lot of adventures together.

Weaving lyrical magic.

Well good luck on your date.

Well hello good looking, need a lift?

Well I don't need you to look after me.

Well I think your warranty is about to expire.

Well let's take a look at the contents then, shall we?

Well look partner, I'm her partner.

Well now that Mr. Goody two shoes is out of the way.

Well sir, his name's Hal Stewart. He's twenty eight years old.

Well thank you for letting me stay.

Well that seems kinda petty, don't you think.

Well there's more.

Well what do you know.

Well you can't hide here.

Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.

Well, he doesn't look quite the hero type to me.

Well, I finally had a reason to win.

Well, I think I'll just power down for a while then.

Well, I uh. I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called.

Well, I'm over you.

Well, if I were Metro Man Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.

Well, in shh school.

Well, lets not get our hopes up just yet.

Well, that makes one of us.

Well, that was easy.

Well, there is one place I know.

Well.

Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked.

Were you even planning on showing up?

Wha..why isn't she screaming?

What about everything you just said?

What are we suppose to do? Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets.

What are we waiting for?

What are you...what are you saying?

What can I say?

What could you possibly hope to gain?

What did he just say?

What do you want?

What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?

What have you done with, Bernard?

What I was trying to say was,

What is it? What did you find?

What kind of power?

What kind of trickery is this?

What on earth is that?

What secrets? You're so predictable.

What, where, where are you going, sir?

What! Get back you savages!

What?

What?

What's a Titan?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you?

What's this?

What's this? BOOM!

What's your name, new hero?

What's your name? Just kidding, I know everything about you.

What's, wrong with me?

When I get my hands on you I'm gonna,...

When the world was perfect.

Where did you get all this stuff?

Where is the one they call, Titan?

Where were we?

Where you get Tesla coils, and blinky dials?

While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.

While they were learning the itsy bitsy spider.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you? Really.

Who dares to challenge my evil.

Who is this man, we've infused with godlike power?

Who on earth is that?

Who would I be, without you?

Whoa, I...I thought you were dead.

Whoa! Hey, hey. Whew.

Whoo, I'm free.

Whoo, I'm sorry. What were you saying?

Whoops!

Whose side are you on?

Why are we cleaning up the City, sir?

Why are you so evil?

Why do you always blame me?

Why do you need MY help?

Will instantly paralyze...OW!

With my power, and your big headedness,

With you behind bars.

Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?

Would you still enjoy my company?

Wow, can't believe he kept all this stuff.

Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on the air.

Wow, our first fight. This is so us, we're like an old married couple.

Wow, that sounds like. Quite the renovation.

Wow, that uh, that's certainly very tempting.

Wow, that's a lot to take in.

Yeah, good luck with that one.

Yeah, he was really good at those.

Yeah, I'm like your space Dad.

Yeah, isn't this great?

Yeah, it's been a while.

Yeah, Metro City!

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, right. You're nuts.

Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi.

Yeah, what's the difference?

Yeah, you.

Yes Minion, we did it.

Yes of course, you're right, focused.

Yes you've made that perfectly clear.

Yes, and you should look back, right now.

Yes, I can play along too.

Yes, I did.

Yes, It's a very wickedly bad idea. For the greater good of man.

Yes, it's his DNA.

Yes, that's me.

Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.

Yes, yes partner.

Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling.

YES!

YES! Yes I know.

Yo, hey, ha, ha yo.

You always know what to say.

You and I have some unfinished business.

You and I, we worked together for a long time.

You and I.

You are a good guy, Hal.

You are bringing this up now?

You are destined for ...

You are forgetting your place, Minion.

You are, yes you are. Uh, uh! No biting, no, no, no.

You attend to the details, Minion.

You be the brain so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume, or something.

You both deserve the truth.

You came back.

You can run Megamind, but you can't hide.

You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi. I'm afraid no one can hear you.

You can take me to jail now.

You can't give up.

You can't just quit either.

You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief.

You dare challenge Megamind?

You destroyed Metro Man.

You did it sir, you did it, sir. Yes you did.

You did it, sir.

You did the fool thing, all by yourself.

YOU DID!

You did?

You didn't think you were in the real observatory, did you?

You don't get out much, do you?

You don't know me.

You don't run errands.

You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book.

You gave him these powers, can't you just take them away?

You get to learn from your mistakes.

You go first.

You got it, boss.

You got me!

You have one hour. Don't...keep me waiting.

You have your disguise?

You heard me.

You judge them based on their actions.

You know the drill.

You know the whole point of a code is...

You know we never had the chance to say goodbye.

You know what, you know what.

You know, before I destroy the place.

You know, I could use a breather.

You know, I just want you to bring it down a bit.

You know, I like the sound of that.

You know, I really could use your help in deciphering all this.

You know, I think there's an apology in order, for the other night.

You know, I'm feeling much better now.

You know, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of who's kicking who's butt.

You know, little buddy. There's a Ying for every Yang.

You know, you look pretty good in white.

You lied to her!

You little blue, twerp.

You mad genius. Your dark gift has finally paid off.

You may think I'm a little bit nuts.

You need to be that guy, right now.

You never took the time to know me.

You of all people, know we discontinued that promotion.

You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there.

You should be more like Metro Man.

You stole it!

You there.

You took over the city and then you actually got me to care about you.

You tricked me?

You were right, Roxanne.

You were right.

You will leave, Montrosity.

You, should stop comparing me to Metro Man.

You!

YOU!

You? Oh, well. Okay, what are you going to do, report me to death?

You? Wait! What?

You.

You'll never change.

You'll stay out of Montrosity.

You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain.

You're always the looser.

You're kidding, right?

You're living a fantasy.

You're not going to be laughing for long.

You're probably right. I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic.

You're so naive, Roxie.

You're so pathetic.

You've been blethed with unfathomamble power.

You've fallen right into my trap.

You've finally come to your senses.

Your Alligators, yes.

Your going on a date with her.

Your plan is failing, just admit it.

Your weakness is copper?

Zap, zap, zap.

'Cause we're done. Okay, see you tomorrow, Hal.

Aaaah, building! AH!

Ah ha. NO! No we're not!

Aha! What are you doing?

Ahh. Wow.

AHHHHH!!! It's a little better.

All you need are the right ingredients. Yeah.

and they were all like crying, and stuff. Wow.

Barry, right? Bernard.

Bernard, it's Roxanne. It's Roxanne.

Bernard. Roxanne.

Bravery. Yes.

But, I did hire a wedding photographer.

Bye. See you tomorrow, Hal.

Carlos? What are you, no, no!

Chow, chow all. Same time next week?

Come again? Warming up, sir.

Costume? Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated.

Determination. Imperative.

Did you ever look back? NO!

Do I look bad? Disgustingly horrifying, sir.

Don't panic Roxie, I'm on my way. I'm not panicking.

Easy my child. Who are you?

Fist pump! You did it!

Freeze! Whoa, what are you doing, guys?

Get to know each other first. WHOA!

Goodnight, Hal. It's a soft yes, on Thursday.

HAH! Hah, hah!

He had you, didn't he. Whew!

He's my partner. Partner?

Highway.. Ahh, ahh, ahh....

Highway.. La, la, la, la, la...

Him, sir? Nothing.

Honestly. And we are ready, in just.

Huh? Roxanne!

I mean, we did it, right? Well, you did it, sir.

I will. That doesn't even make any sense.

I'm already hot on his trail. Uh, huh.

In a suit? Uh huh.

It's Tighten. Thank you, thank you.

Let him go. Or what?

Listen to me, Hal. You're suppose to be with me.

Look! Metro Man.

Maybe we should change tactics? You think so?

Megamind. Oh, bravo Metro Man.

Minion! I kept forgetting where it was.

Miss Ritchi, we meet again. Would it kill you to wash the bag?

Mmm. Okay, that sounded, Okay that sounded a little weird.

Nice save, Hal. What are we, like lets just get a coffee or something.

No, no, no. You want the wrench? Go get the wrench. Oh, look at that.

No. And we were smooching up a storm.

Notes? But they can wait.

Now give me the keys. NO!

O llo, Uh, it's hello.

Oh, my giant blue head. I guess we're here.

Oh, so sorry. Seen it.

Oh, what fun! That's what I want to hear.

Oh, You've inspired me too. Great!

Ohh, oh no! You dim witted creation of science.

Ohhhh Who needs all that noise.

Okay. Thanks.

Oops, all out. Well use the forget me stick.

Please talk slower Temptress.

Pretty cool, right. Oh no, no, no. You're a hero.

Really? You're an expert in all things Megamind, right?

Right now, This isn't right.

Roxanne. Yes?

See Costume design?

Shuck it all! Tacky

Sorry I'm late. Wow, your hair looks exciting.

Space Dad told me. Look, I'm your Space Dad.

Stewart. Aaah.

Strength. Of course.

Tada! Hal?

Thank you. Uh, could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?

That's horrible. Granted you have talent,

That's what I hear. All you have to do, is save her.

Then why do I feel so, Mel on cholly? Huh?

Titan? Your very own heroic guardian of pure awesome.

Titan's turned evil. Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you.

Uh, sir. I just found his secret hideout.

What do you want? Thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town.

WHAT? 'Cause of what?

What? Oh, not you Roxanne.

What? Oh, wait a minute.

What's the plan? Well, mostly involves, not dying.

What's this one do? Garish.

Who want's Churro's? I do!

Who's your Man? Metro man.

Whoa Yeah, we've come to guide you.

Whoa! Oh, I'm glad you're here.

Window... All the kids are looking through them.

With that, anyone can be a hero. Yeah!

Wow, that was real exciting. Yeah.

Wow. Just look at this thing.

Yeah, so? Sir!

Yes, right. Together we could figure out his plan for the city and stop it.

Yes! NO!

You did it, sir. I did it!

You did it. I did it!

You don't need me? Let me make it clear.

You got it! For good.

You really think so? Yeah.

You want to team up? I even drew up some new costume designs.

You were dead. Are you a ghost?

You were very strong in there. I know.

You. What, what?

You're alive? You're alive.

You're dead! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're fun. You got a present in the mail.

You're weakness is copper?

...and wrong.

...letting me serve you.

...Romania.

...to fake my death.

...Yet.

* Ain't got nothing I'd rather do.* Drop 'em.

*All aboard! Ha, ha, haaaa...*

*Alone again, naturally.*

*And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now* Just To Tell You Once Again . . .

*B..B..B..Bad. B..B..B..Bad.*

*Bad to the bone. Bad to the bone.*

*Bad to the bone.*

*George Thorogood's 'Bad to the Bone'*

*Going down, party time My friends are gonna be there too,*

*Going off the rails, on a crazy train, sir.*

*Hey Mr. Blue, we're so please to be with you.*

*I have eyes that can see*

*I was cheerful bright and gay.*

*I'll remember you this way.*

*I'll remember you this, *

*I'm Bad, I'm Bad Come On*

*I'm bad, You know it, You Know it, You Know,*

*I'm going off the rails, on a crazy train.*

*I'm going off the rails, on a crazy train.*

*I'm on the Highway to...*

*Living easy, living free.*

*Looking forward to, but who wouldn't do, the role I was about...*

*Mental wounds healing, Driving me insane.*

*Mr. Blue, you did it right.*

*Never mind*

*Now his hand is on your shoulder*

*right through leaaadd.*

*Season ticket on a one way ride.*

*Sun is shinning in the sky*

*There ain't a cloud in sight*

*To think that only yesterday.*

*We may as well go home, as I did on my own.*

*Who's bad!*

*You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad come on.*

*You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad you know it.* I'm bad, I'm bad, that's right.

*You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad You Know It*

*You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad You Know It*

*You know, and The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now, whose bad.*