The Curse of Bridge Hollow Edit

A bone cutter.

A book of ancient spells.

A bumpkin?

A car, a truck, something.

A couple for you. There you go.

A month later, I'm in science class.

A pumpkin carved out with a flame from the fires of hell.

A rubber bat.

Abracadabra.

According to an old Irish legend,

Actually, some species, they live under bridges or in trees.

Adligans te ad flammam diabalit.

Adligans te ad flammam diabalit.

Adligans te ad flammam diabalit.

Ah, look at this!

Ah, no, thank you.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah... It... It was a long time ago.

Aha!

Aha!

Ahhh!

All mixed in there.

All right, everyone. Must have just blown a fuse or something.

All right, let's go. Get out of here.

All right, Oaktownies! Come get some!

All right, rat face.

All right, Syd. Stay close.

All right, who wants some cinnamon rolls?

All right.

All right. Back up. Back up.

All right. Let's get to bewitching.

Amateurs.

Ammonium phosphate.

And a hint of white privilege.

And according to Victoria, if we can't stop Jack by then,

And an app is even worse.

And clearly, there's something crazy going on.

And finally put an end to the curse of Stingy Jack.

And find something that's actually fun to do.

And for moving me here.

And for some reason, she gave me her pumpkin, but...

And he was such a jerk

And how do you propose to do this?

And I don't care. 'Cause it's Halloween.

And I'mma try my best to remember that.

And it was definitely not the house settling.

And it was named "safest small town in the US" last ten years running. So...

And it was obvious you really wanted me to do it.

And not at all real, like trapping a ghost?

And now he's making all the Halloween decorations come to life.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

And put him away... forever.

And science...

And speaking of surprises...

And that old lantern is clearly a pumpkin.

And that was the answer.

And that's when I saw them.

And the lantern is back at the...

And the winner is...

And then you go big time on that theme. Really lean into it.

And they show up in the next two, how much faster did we...

And they were alive.

And took off to Key West with his mistress,

And trade with the devil so he can take over the world?

And tried to eat us.

And what is all the signs up for Stingy Jack?

And what's that supposed to mean?

And where's all the muffins and cookies and stuff?

And without Madam Hawthorne's spell, we can't stop him.

And you have to let her.

And you said no.

Anything.

Are egg free coconut pineapple scones.

Are nutjobs and occultists.

Are we sure about this?

Are you gonna sell things you normally make

Are you in here?

Are you sure about this?

As long as that old lantern remains unlit,

As you can see, everybody around here kind of goes crazy around Halloween, huh?

At its current rate, it'll take over Bridge Hollow by midnight.

At midnight his army is going to attack!

Atrax robustus. [clicks tongue]

Aw, come on, Sully.

Back to bed, Mrs. Sullivan. [laughing]

Back to the spirit world, or else we're screwed.

Basic biology.

Be careful out there. A lot of freaks.

Be careful.

Beats me, Father.

Because Bridge Hollow smells like... [inhales]...apples

Because I'm your father, and I said so.

Because it did start with a bat.

Because it didn't happen to me.

Because you reek of sour g****s.

Been getting lots of reports of decorations

Better be safe than sorry.

Binding you to blah, blah, blah, blah...

Bones.

Boop! [chuckles]

Boy, I hope somebody remembers these words.

Boy, when Mr. Viveros won the lottery

Boy, you better get your little behind off my... property.

Brains. Brains.

Brains...

Brand new microscopes.

Brought that dusty old demon back to life.

But apparently, the only people who care about that junk

But everyone wears a costume, and it's fun to check them all out.

But he had a shipping address I will never forget.

But her granddaughter Victoria...

But here goes nothing.

But I am so here for it.

But I honestly think, for some dumb reason,

But I made a wrong step. I fell through the floorboards

But Jack wasn't satisfied with just one night a year.

But just because it's crazy doesn't mean it can't be explained.

But now, our baby girl can defend herself.

But see, that's why I got this.

But that was years ago.

But the deal was he could only stay here

But the devil felt sorry for Jack, so he made him a lantern.

But the Halloween decorations are coming to life.

But the PTA moms in Brooklyn love my sugar free pumpkin pie

But this house is totally haunted.

But this time, he won't let anyone stop him.

But we'll be back up at the school,

But you can't take Brooklyn out the girl.

But you won't miss the smell of hydrogen sulfide every morning.

But, Dad, I have to do the spell.

But, you know, we're gonna be so busy moving in and getting ready for school.

But... I know some kids who might.

Butter, sugar, gluten.

By an old Gypsy woman named Hawthorne.

Bypassing the ignition allows the positively charged battery

Can be combined to create a highly acidic solvent?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Can you tell us about the turnip?

Captivitatem.

Careful. Fragile package.

Check for keys. Check.

Check it out.

Close your eyes.

Come by the Stingy Jack Festival. I have treats waiting.

Come on in, kids.

Come on, grab some stuff here.

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on. Let you know, Homey don't play that.

Come on. There's something you need to see.

Come on. Well...

Cum his verbis O spiritus

Cum his verbis O spiritus

Cum his verbis O spiritus

Cum his verbis O spiritus.

Cum his verbis O spiritus...

Dad, guys. Guys, Dad.

Dad, hurry!

Dad, I don't know. It was really fun when I was younger,

Dad, Latin is literally a dead language, and at that time, it seemed useless.

Dad, since we're not living in an apartment anymore,

Dad, the bat isn't real!

Dad, the zombies' eyes were glowing red

Dad, we have to do something.

Dad, we need to find Jack before he takes someone's soul

Dad, we went over this.

Dad, what is it?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Do you really think I went into some cave,

Dad! What is wrong with you?

Dad! You can do it! I know you can!

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad. Do something!

Dad. Seriously? What if Victoria's telling the truth?

Dad. You know Latin. What does it say?

Dan Brown!

Dap it up. Sideways. No?

Dead bodies don't have functioning nervous systems,

Did we get you?

Did you not just see what happened in there?

Did you really mean what you said earlier about quitting the science team?

Do you really think the cops are going to believe any of this?

Do you remember the name of the person you sold it to?

Do you want to know something, Dad? I'm done being treated like a baby.

Does the article say who bought it?

Don't be too impressed. It's a volunteer position.

Don't tell Mom about this.

Don't worry, kids. These, uh, zombies won't bite.

Drive around town, looking for Halloween decorations with red eyes?

E...

Each creature spreads it to another, which spreads it to another and another.

Eat lead, bastard!

Eeny, meeny, miney...

Eh.

Enjoy it.

Especially ones with axes.

Even the retirement home is decorated?

Every Halloween, Jack would return to our town, Bridge Hollow,

Everything she wants to know.

Everything you see here is gluten free, soy free, and vegan.

Everywhere!

Ew!

Except for my ex wife. I don't wanna tell you what she calls me.

Flame retardant.

Found a live bat, and brought it home?

Free to spread his mayhem

From a Cracker Jack box?

From sundown till midnight.

From that day on, I knew everything had an explanation.

Get... Get him off.

Get... Ooh.

Ghost or other paranormal phenomena.

Gimme the phone.

Give Bridge Hollow a chance. Small towns can be full of surprises.

Give her some space.

Go!

Go! Get in the basement!

Go! Go! Go!

Going missing from people's lawns.

Good to see you again, buddy.

Grave digging.

Great meeting you too, Howard. Hey, you want that werewolf?

Guys, don't be weird.

H...

Ha ha. I know you guys usually hate on anything without gluten or butter,

Halloween brings out all the crazies, even in a safe town like this.

Halloween decorations coming to life? That's just not something that happens.

Hang on.

Have a much more realistic explanation.

He bought tickets for the Kreepy Karnevil in the pumpkin patch.

He breathes fire now?

He could find a soul to swap for his own.

He could torment the folks of Bridge Hollow.

He found another soul to take his place in the ever after.

He needs the lantern.

He wanted every night to be Halloween.

He'll be with you for the rest of the semester.

He'll keep us here till midnight then attack.

He's building an army.

He's gone.

He's just putting on a show for the trick or treaters.

Hear you say that.

Hell's bells, what have I done?

Hello?

Hello?

Here?

Here.

Here. Try this.

Hey, babe, let's not invite those neighbors over for dinner.

Hey, get out of here. Beat it. Will ya?

Hey, guys. Thanks again for helping me tonight.

Hey, Howard, your first ride's on me, huh?

Hey, neighbor! What's shakin'?

Hey, Syd! Pop quiz.

Hey, Syd! Pop quiz.

Hey, Syd. What are you doing?

Hey, turns out you were right. I didn't turn into a zombie, huh?

Hey, watch your mouth!

Hey. Itsy Bitsy.

Hi, Dad.

Hi. What's up, players?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? What the hell?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I don't know what that means. But sure, why not?

Hmm. Screw it.

Holy Lucifer, Howard.

How do you like those apples?

How do you propose we talk to Hawthorne? She's dead.

Howard, this isn't Brooklyn.

Huh?

Hundreds.

Hurry, we don't have much time.

Hypothetically, how do we go about doing something completely fictional

I also teach piano and drive an Uber.

I am so sorry.

I banish you to captivity

I banish you to captivity...

I believe this... is what you're looking for.

I can get that werewolf into your yard in five minutes. It's not a problem.

I can't believe you brought a bat into our home!

I collect objects

I could smell an Oaktownie from a mile away.

I did it, Ma! I did it!

I didn't understand a single word you just said.

I do know this.

I don't know what you got planned for tonight,

I don't know why I even bothered. I should have known.

I don't know, guys.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, look,

I don't think you should be encouraging them, dear.

I don't think you're allowed to touch me unless I sign a waiver.

I don't wanna be here any longer than I have to be, so...

I feel like she's turning into somebody I don't even recognize anymore.

I figured, after last night, life's too short.

I get it. I get it. Baking isn't...

I got it!

I got something for you. Hmm? How about that? Hmm?

I got this, Syd.

I got you.

I had it set to "mist."

I hated the ending of Charlotte's Web too.

I just want you to start looking at the world scientifically.

I know a soddin' turnip when I see one, Chachi.

I know what's going on here.

I know you're gonna miss Brooklyn. Okay?

I know.

I led the weekend séance at the community center a few times,

I mean, I just wish I could've been there to see you whip Stingy Jack's ass.

I meant, we whooped his ass. It was a team effort.

I seen him with my own two eyes.

I still say we should destroy that thing and be done with it.

I think Crypt Keeper fairy girl is one bird short of a cuckoo clock.

I thought it was gonna be, like, this severed head inside.

I tried to get you to learn Latin. Remember?

I want to find out what's going on, but Dad won't let me.

I was taught books could take me wherever I needed to go.

I... I do not. Do I... do I make fun...

I... I know you're pissed.

I'd assumed Hawthorne's effects were of some value,

I'll tell you what happened here. One of these zombies just bit me! Huh?

I'm 14. I can make my own decisions,

I'm a principal in a very small town with a very big Christian population.

I'm gonna assume... that wasn't intentional.

I'm gonna go get something to wash it down.

I'm Jamie. That's Ramona. This is Mario.

I'm just busting your beans. Get in there. Get the good stuff.

I'm just happy that Halloween is over.

I'm just kidding. You guys recovered. That was a good recovery. I like that.

I'm kidding. [chuckles]

I'm not hiding if that's what you think.

I'm not making this up. Haven't you heard all the freaky noises?

I'm on a new team, baby!

I'm putting it up.

I'm really not supposed to lie.

I'm sorry, baby.

I'm sure. I even decided on a name.

I'm thinking these things ain't from Oaktown.

I've never met a real devil worshiper before.

I've said the spell! Twice! It's not working!

If he wants to trade a soul with the devil,

If I had to guess, I'd say trying to annoy me.

If that happened to you then,

If we destroy the lantern, we...

If we left Brooklyn 20 minutes after the movers,

If you tell us the words, we can use it to re trap Jack

If you wanna trap a ghost, you're gonna need a spell.

If you're trying to annoy me,

If, at the stroke of midnight,

In your bones.

In your face, Gary! In your face!

Inside his own lantern.

Into the basement.

Is awesome.

Is it me, or did we just drive in to a Party City?

Is that bad?

Is that how this works?

Is this part of the show?

Isn't gonna make me feel better about moving.

It actually freaks him out.

It belonged to your grandmother, Josephine Hawthorne.

It is a red velvet muffin

It is my honor as mayor of Bridge Hollow

It measures electromagnetic field fluctuations.

It really put us in a pickle.

It sure looked real to me! [grunts]

It was a dark and stormy night.

It was Halloween 1985.

It worked.

It would be nice to fit in with the neighborhood.

It would've been so much cooler if it was "spray."

It... Relax, Syd. Okay?

It's "eureka!" Not "abracadabra."

It's a dead end.

It's almost midnight.

It's almost midnight.

It's an old house, sweetie. Old houses are like old people.

It's called the Halls of Horror.

It's impossible.

It's my dad's thing to hate on Halloween. He says he thinks it's stupid.

It's not ghosts. It's science.

It's still a few more blocks that way.

It's the wood. It expands. It contracts.

It's those degenerates from Oaktown trying to sabotage our festival again.

It's your husband!

Jack could stay in our world forever,

Jehovah's Witness.

John Sullivan. But everyone around here calls me Sully.

Just ignorant.

Just knocked your little infant friend out.

Just like the bat and like the flame in Hawthorne's pumpkin.

Just like the witches from across the street.

Just like you always do.

Just like you really wanted me to do karate.

Kid, never ever jump out the bushes on a Black man.

Kind of poor taste for a nursing home though.

Known what?

Leave candy on your porch next time. It's Halloween.

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me tell you what happened. I was using the Ouija board app...

Let's calm down now.

Let's go.

Like, the Bridge Hollow High Paranormal Society or something?

Listen. It is too dangerous in there.

Little magnesium on the wick?

Look, Howard! Don't you think that would be perfect for my bake shop?

Look, I'm sorry if you thought I was making fun of you.

Look, Syd.

Look.

Look.

Madam Hawthorne.

Madam Hawthorne. One of the preeminent spiritualist mediums of the 20th century.

Made with beetroot instead of artificial dyes.

Madonna.

Maybe I should handcuff myself to the porch just in case.

Maybe it was a gas leak causing mass hallucinations.

Maybe next year?

Maybe now is not the time for a science lesson!

Maybe she sold them all and then went home.

Maybe there's another option we can explore.

Maybe we can finally decorate our house for Halloween!

Maybe we could do the same thing.

Midnight, Eastern Standard Time?

Might wanna workshop that one.

Miniature toothpastes.

Miss Hawthorne?

Miss Josephine Hawthorne.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom!

Mom's booth. Come on.

My family doesn't really do Halloween.

My friends and I, we were out trick or treating

My Grandma Jo put an end to the old bastard's plan.

My teacher tells us that a concussion can cause temporary hallucinations.

Mystics from all over the world

Nah, that's okay. I did whoop his ass.

Nice meeting you.

No love? Okay.

No pressure, but you know where to find us if you change your mind.

No, actually, I'm pretty sure it was a pumpkin.

No, he can't.

No, I don't remember his name,

No, I like them.

No, I meant, uh, "crazy" as in "good."

No, I sold it a while ago.

No, I... I saw it.

No, I... just... think it's... kind of silly.

No, I'm trying to have fun. Annoying you is just the bonus.

No, no, no. I just, uh, collect things.

No! Dad, we have to get that spell. It's the only way we can fix this.

No.

No. A pumpkin. With a "P."

No. Mm mm. Tomorrow, you get space. Tonight, you get me.

No. My dad wanted me to join the science team instead.

No...

No...

Nope, not today.

Not a fan. They jumped the shark when they killed Glenn.

Not all bats live in caves.

Not everything has to, Dad.

Not like.

Now cast that frigging spell!

Now go to your room.

Now let's get this guy up on old Stingy Jack.

Now that is a great costume.

Now those are some impressive animatronics.

Now, I am still your father, and sometimes I still need to protect you.

Now, that's a bit much.

Nuh uh.

Of course it was.

Of course! Yeah, a lot of the local stores are setting up booths.

Of Sydney.

Of thrills and chills, here in the Kreepy Karnevil.

Oh God. Does that mean I'm gonna turn into one of them?

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God...

Oh no!

Oh no.

Oh sh...

Oh shit!

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. [laughing]

Oh, and you know that science team you love so much?

Oh, baby. I know. Okay. [speaks gibberish]

Oh, come on now. Oh, here we go.

Oh, come on, not the Ouija board app. Give me a break.

Oh, come on, Syd.

Oh, come on. A Ouija board is nonsense,

Oh, dear Lord.

Oh, here comes Charlotte!

Oh, I get it. And that's why we should move back to Brooklyn.

Oh, it worked.

Oh, night night!

Oh, no, Howard. Thank you for stepping in midsemester.

Oh, oh! Nice!

Oh, please tell me they don't decorate the cemeteries here.

Oh, Syd. Look. Over there.

Oh, thank God. I thought they were screwed for sure.

Oh, that reminds me. I...

Oh, then you're screwed.

Oh, there's our pumpkin. Come on!

Oh, uh, yes, I'm sorry.

Oh, wait, guys. Skinner's here.

Oh, wow.

Oh, you must not tip well.

Oh, you think?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh! That worked. Okay.

Oh! There he is! In the flesh. The man, the myth, the legend.

Oh. Just what people want on Halloween. Healthy snacks.

Okay, bikes it is. Go! Go! Go!

Okay, Bozo. I'm gonna wipe that crooked smile right off your face.

Okay, go.

Okay, hear me out. Let's just say hypothetically, this is Jack.

Okay, here it is.

Okay, Rico Suave,

Okay, Syd. Pop quiz.

Okay, that... All right. That's enough play, guys.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [chuckles]

Okay. All right.

Okay. Easy, spider. Okay, listen.

Okay. I see what you're doing.

Okay. Let's go.

Okay. Let's go.

Okay. So what's your plan?

Okay. Take these.

Okay. Um, everybody, take hands.

Okay. What do you suggest? I'm all ears.

Okay. Which way?

One of the items listed is her old grimoire. Spell book.

One to ten?

Only one way to find out.

Or maybe it's Stingy Jack.

Or things that taste good?

Or we can take the shortcut. Through the cemetery.

Or will they?

Or you can get a tetanus shot.

Ow!

Please tell me you ordered pizza.

Please, you have to try.

Precisely.

Preferably an old world Romani binding spell.

Principal Pretty Boy Floyd.

Put me on speaker.

R...

Related to the eternal damnation of the human soul.

Right on. So how does it work?

Right.

Right.

Round two. Ding ding.

Rumor has it she might still be there.

Running a bakery is a lot different than being a lawyer.

See, Dad? I told you.

See, the way it works here is everybody kind of picks a theme,

See? I told you the shirts were lame.

She lived and died in your house.

She used to live here in this house.

She wanted to stay in Brooklyn. And you said no.

She wanted to take ballet.

She wanted to take ballet.

She'll be fine. Safest small town in the US, remember?

She's as dead as one of these brain eating bastards.

Sheldon Skinner.

Should we be wearing crucifixes or something?

Show her, Mario.

Showed up to our house at the behest of my Grandma Jo.

Skeletons.

So anything else?

So long, Jack.

So long, Jack.

So no one wants my baked goods.

So that every Halloween,

So the winner of the pumpkin carving contest...

So this time, he's using his army to make sure no one gets in his way.

So what? They're real.

So you weren't making fun of me. You just think I'm stupid. Okay.

So, have you experienced anything strange in your house since you moved in?

So, how unhappy do you think Syd is about the move?

So, what do you think?

So, you're, like, into this kind of stuff.

So...

Someone has to do something, and it might as well be...

Sorry, Dad, but a family sing along

Sorry, I meant "butt."

Sounds like someone's a believer.

Starting with what holidays I choose to celebrate.

Stay alert. An attack could come from anywhere at any time.

Stay here.

Step right up, ladies and ghouls, to a freak tacular sideshow

Stingy Jack has completely taken over Bridge Hollow.

Super corrosive.

Sure, you did.

Syd, are you okay?

Syd!

Syd!

Syd!

Syd. Syd. Sydney.

Sydney, I take back everything I said about your dad.

Sydney, they aren't actors!

Sydney!

Sydney!

Sydney!

Sydney. [chuckles]

Take it easy.

Te ad captivitatem eccio.

Te ad captivitatem eccio.

Te ad captivitatem eccio.

Thank you. [laughing]

Thanks for the help getting us settled. I appreciate it.

Thanks, Dad.

That is really hard.

That looks just like an Australian funnel web spider.

That means Jack is here.

That says when Madam Hawthorne died, they auctioned off some of her stuff.

That the villagers finally had enough, and... [clicks tongue]

That was awesome! Oh! Good job.

That was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

That was there just a minute ago?

That wasn't no pumpkin. It was a turnip.

That worked too good. That was too good.

That you would make fun of me for believing in things like this.

That's funny.

That's it! Dad, we need that book.

That's not close!

That's not disturbing at all.

That's not how you spell either of those words.

That's real wolf fur. I don't even know if it's legal.

That's right, but don't let any of those sore losers in Oaktown

The bat's eyes were glowing red, just like this pumpkin.

The Bridge Hollow Bakery.

The kids on the science team rigged this one up for you.

The last time Jack tried to steal a soul, Madam Hawthorne stopped him.

The scariest things around here are the decorations on people's lawns.

The skeletons.

The spell!

The Stingy Jack Festival.

The system works.

The Walking Dead. [laughing]

The what house?

Then every day will be Halloween.

Then explain to me how Granddaddy Long Legs came alive

Then we have to split up.

Then you say these magic words, and boom.

Then you'll realize that all these crazy things

Then, when I relit it, I woke him up or let him out,

There once lived a wicked man named Stingy Jack.

There you go. That's for you. Little something for you.

There's definitely something unusual going on in Bridge Hollow.

There's no hard and fast rules with these things.

These are amazing.

These aren't actors?

These right here, Father,

They call him Albert Spine stein. [laughing]

They did Charlotte dirty. It should've been the pig.

They didn't even make the top ten.

They haven't invented a scale big enough to measure this one.

They were everywhere.

They... they grow up. They become their own person.

They're alive! [screaming]

They're just actors.

This all has something to do with her. I know it does.

This is so going on TikTok.

This is, uh, Mr. Gordon, your new science teacher.

This place just got a lot cooler.

This thing is growing exponentially.

This will do just fine.

This year, I pulled out all the stops.

Those Oaktown hoodlums sure love pulling pranks.

To find a soul to take back

To light this year's Stingy Jack.

To make peracetic acid.

To prove I wasn't chicken.

To push the negatively charged electrons to the starter and...

To seek his revenge on the descendants of the villagers who did him in.

To the right! That way! We parked out front.

Turned out it was just some broke ass pumpkin.

Turns out there was a loophole.

Uh, Dad, I think something really weird is going on.

Uh, he's wearing a Harvard sweatshirt and some of those go to hell pants.

Uh, is there gonna be any artisanal vegan baked goods?

Uh, no, thanks. We're good.

Uh, now again, I'm very much out of practice...

Uh, so, is there gonna be any food at this festival?

Uh...

Uh... [inhales deeply] ...Power Rangers.

Uh... [speaks Latin hesitantly]

Uh... Is that your dad?

Uh... Puerto Rican Prince.

Um, I released Stingy Jack.

Um, testing out this new spectral EM four detection app.

Um...

Um... You know, maybe... maybe I'll just stay right here.

Using magic to trap the ghost of Stingy Jack

Victoria said her grandmother trapped Jack inside that old lantern.

Voices from beyond the grave?

Wait a second.

Wait, so I might live in a haunted house?

Wait, so that's why they call them jack o' lanterns!

Wait, who... who are you calling?

Wait, you've never heard of Stingy Jack?

Wait. I... I didn't say you were stupid!

Wait. Stingy Jack. He's real?

Wait. Sydney Gordon?

Wasn't there a giant spider on the roof when we walked in?

Way more impressive than a... stupid werewolf in the shed.

We are not saying no to this. It's Halloween. Let her have some fun.

We can stop him.

We can't fix anything if we're dead. Now, come on and bring your little ass.

We could release Jack again. I know. I know.

We don't want any of you weird freaks.

We go every year. So it's obviously super cool.

We got hot dogs, funnel cakes, chowder, everything.

We gotta! We gotta!

We need that spell.

We thought you were someone else.

We'll see you next year.

We're almost out.

We're running out of time!

Well done, Oaktown. Well done.

Well,

Well, hey there, everyone. And, Howard, what a pleasant surprise.

Well, hey, listen, you picked a hell of a time to move in.

Well, how about this?

Well, I did hear this weird noise the other night,

Well, in that case, we have some homework for you.

Well, it would be. If it was real.

Well, it's not so useless now, is it?

Well, it's not what I meant.

Well, it's your typical, run of the mill binding spell.

Well, more for me.

Well, not this year.

Well, that would be great if my dad knew how to ride a bike.

Well, that's what teenagers do, baby.

Well, that's what we tell the tourists. Am I right?

Well, there goes this year's safest small town in the US.

Well, whatever it is... it's spreading like a virus.

Well, you're in luck because this year, I've got...

Well... guess it's time to call it a night. [chuckles]

What about that? [wincing]

What am I doing?

What are go to hell pants? And am I wearing them?

What are they doing?

What are you going to do next? Bring back the black plague?

What are you some type of Satanist or something?

What are you talking about?

What are you thinking?

What chemicals found in common household cleaning supplies

What does that even mean?

What happened here? Did all these things short circuit?

What if it was Stingy Jack who tricked me into finding his old lantern.

What if it wasn't Madam Hawthorne I was talking to on that Ouija board?

What if we kind of sort of relit it?

What the H E C K is that?

What the...

What the...

What time is it?

What was that?

What were you guys doing in there?

What?

What?

What? Hey, what are you gonna do?

What? No, come on.

What? No, I'm not gonna shoot you!

What? Why?

What's the ghost supposed to do? Get a Wi Fi password?

When they dared me to go into this abandoned building

When you say occultists, you mean like Satanists?

When you say this spell, you have to believe it.

Whenever the electrical charges in the air are disturbed by a...

Where is she? Where's Mom?

Where is the big pumpkin headed statue thing

Where we can learn some actual facts.

Where'd you come from?

Which is what happens

Which makes sense.

Which means they can't move.

Who is he? The town founder?

Who is this girl?

Who will be the face of this year's Stingy Jack?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Check out those zombies!

Whoo, whoo, whoo. Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo. Gets... gets you in a chokehold.

Why are they just standing there?

Why couldn't you just go to the pumpkin patch?

Why do I smell like an old white lady?

Why does a clown need an axe anyway?

Why does it have to be bones?

Why does the crazy white lady in the pumpkin car know who we are?

Why don't you think it's happening now?

Why would you do that?

Why? What have you heard? Is he okay?

Witches coming to life.

With almond powder crust.

With these words, O spirit,

With these words, O spirit,

With those two eyes? [scoffs]

Working the... the "Halls of Horror." [chuckles]

Wow, he... sounds so... awesome.

Wow! We didn't have all this in Brooklyn.

Wow.

Yeah, and then I want you to take the key and keep it safe.

Yeah, because she loves science.

Yeah, Howard. [laughing]

Yeah, sounds really cool, guys, but I don't really have a costume.

Yeah, that was a loss for everybody.

Yeah, well, I hate it, and I quit.

Yeah, you never really liked clowns.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good call, Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Yeah. I, uh, found this article online

Yeah. It's a little ridiculous, right? [laughs]

Yeah. Kinda. I was gonna start a Paranormal Club at my school, but...

Yeah. Light it up!

Yeah. This... fancy pants antiques dealer.

Yeah. We're in real danger here.

Yeah. Well, lucky for us, we're driving this Cucurbita pepo.

Yes!

Yo, what'd you put in this?

You all trick or treating tonight?

You and your folks just moved to the old Hawthorne house.

You and your little tricks. Thinking you all grown.

You are a child.

You are so old.

You can call God for all I care, so... I said what I said.

You can get really good money on the dark web for a fully intact corpse.

You can go, but I'm going with you.

You can have this after you tell my daughter

You can kick its ass.

You can really taste the beetroot.

You can take the girl out of Brooklyn,

You can't fight off a mugger doing a pirouette.

You can't let me turn. You gotta shoot me. Blow my head off, man.

You didn't wanna be a social leper.

You distract the bat. I'll save Mom.

You don't know how to ride a bike?

You find a nice receptacle, right? Then you get close enough to your target.

You gonna hit him with your little broomstick?

You got a good point there.

You got nailed. You got smoked.

You got your beet. You got your root.

You gotta commit.

You have to truly believe!

You heard me. I said, go to your roo...

You just did.

You kids got nothing at all to worry about.

You know what the chainsaw was originally called?

You know what you can do to something that's real?

You know why?

You know, channeling the... energy.

You know, I softened him up for you, but, uh, way to finish the job.

You know, it's funny, the western red bat...

You know, some people collect stamps. Some people collect butterflies.

You pushed her to be on the science team.

You realize he's going to try to do it again?

You really saved my behind.

You see that?

You should come. It's... sick.

You should open a shop, Mrs. Gordon.

You should see what this town does for Christmas.

You should've seen your faces. You look ridiculous.

You shouldn't have done that, clown boy.

You smoked.

You thought last night was crazy?

You wanna join in or what?

You want me to lock it?

You'd be surprised how many people wanna ride in this pumpkin.

You're grounded, remember?

You're grounded.

You're here?

You're old enough now. You're old enough to do a lot of things.

You're probably wondering,

You're welcome.

666 Elm Street.

["The Vampire" by Archie King playing] ♪ He's a vampire... ♪

[bat screeches] [screams]

[bat screeches] Whoa!

[bat screeching] [Emily screaming]

[bat screeching] [Howard screaming]

[bat screeching] [screaming] Ah, shit! Shit!

[bat screeching] [witches laughing]

[bat squealing] Oh! Syd! Back up! Back up! Back up!

[both] Mm hmm. I mean, truly believe it.

[boy] Trick or treat! [screams]

[car door closes] Who wants to trick or treat here?

[cat hissing] Feisty little one, huh?

[choking] Yeah, I get it. [Howard] Go. Turn around. Keep going.

[chuckles] Oh yeah. I... Yeah.

[chuckling] Big science teacher from the big city!

[chuckling] Yeah... Oh...

[crowd cheers] Welcome, son.

[crowd gasps] [evil laughing]

[Emily] Hey, Tammy, how are you? Not great.

[engine accelerates] [tires screeching]

[engine starts] [whispers] Eureka.

[exhales] So you got a theme? No.

[Floyd] Let's go, move it. [all whimpering]

[Floyd] Yeah. This is great.

[grim reaper growling] [residents screaming]

[groaning] [clown snarling]

[groans] [clown laughs evilly]

[growling] Hey.

[growls] [all screaming]

[growls] [axe clanking]

[growls] [screams]

[growls] [Tammy] You can't hide behind that mask.

[growls] Look out!

[grunting, laughing] [nose honking]

[grunting] [screaming]

[grunts] [Howard] Okay?

[horn honking rhythmically] Hey, there they are! The Gordons!

[horn honking] [cat meows]

[Howard grunting] [Emily gasping]

[Howard sighs] Just...

[Howard sighs] You're talking about old Madam Hawthorne?

[Howard] Get him. [gasp]

[Howard] Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Hurry!

[in normal voice] What just happened? Huh?

[kids screaming] [growling]

[laughing] [clears throat]

[laughing] [clown nose honking]

[laughing] [group gasps]

[laughing] Burn. [snickers]

[laughs] [laughs nervously]

[loud bang] [Syd gasps, grunts]

[man 2] Not good. [woman] What's going on?

[man] It's a bunch of Oaktownies. [Tammy] We don't want you here.

[Mario grunting] [skeleton groaning]

[Mario] Incredible. [Syd and Howard] They are?

[mom] Ha, ha, ha. Thank you. [chuckling]

[mom] I'm about to smack you. [gasps]

[panting] Okay. Come on... Nothing.

[Ramona and Jamie] Thank you! Good luck.

[screaming] Although, that is disturbingly realistic.

[screams] Guys! Over here!

[screams] Hey! Hey. It's me. It's me.

[skeleton snarling] [Sully grunts]

[snarling] [grunting]

[snorting] [all screaming]

[spider hissing] [Howard screaming]

[squeaks] Dad, it was still lit!

[Stingy Jack growls] [Howard grunts]

[Sully grunting] I'm gonna try to contact her.

[Sully] Hi, neighbor! Oh!

[Syd gasps] They're everywhere. [Mario] I'm starting to hate Halloween.

[Syd] Hey, Mom. Huh.

[Syd] No! For real! [Howard laughs]

[thudding] [both gasping]

[whispering] Stop. Okay, I'm sorry. Continue.

[woman 2] Is somebody trippin'? [woman 3] That is weird.

[zombies] Brains... Whoa!

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪ ♪ Oh, now, baby, please ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more ♪ ♪ I didn't understand you ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more ♪ ♪ What you trying to do to me? ♪

♪ I'll have to pack my things and go ♪ ♪ That's right ♪

♪ I'll have to pack my things and go ♪ ♪ That's right ♪

♪ Well... ♪ ♪ Don't you come back no more ♪

Ah, that's a home run, huh? Yes!

Ahhh! [cracking]

And I'm gonna find out what it is. Oh, no, you're not.

And the marriage? Solid.

And this town is gonna love them too. [Howard] I'm sure they will.

Baby, you said no. But... but that's for her safety.

Booyah! Holy cow!

Booyah! Yeah...

Brains. Brains. [tires screeching]

Cast a little spell? Exactly.

Chachi? Miss Hawthorne.

Chemical cabinet, fully stocked. Okay.

Cold drafts? Power fluctuations?

Come on, we have to find your mom. And then what, Dad?

Dad. What?

Emily, listen, your daughter is trippin'. [Emily] No. Think about your daughter.

Go! [Howard] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Save Mom! I got this. Okay.

Hey, do you want a headband? Oh! Thanks. [chuckles]

Hey, Syd, what's up? Mom, there's some spooky sh...

Honey? What was in that muffin? Cement?

Howard Gordon. My wife calls me "honey." [Sully laughs]

Howard! I'm trying.

I did that for our family. And for treating me like a child.

I don't wanna turn into a zombie! You're not gonna turn into a zombie!

I know, but you... She wanted to decorate the house.

I'll do it myself. Wait. Syd, wait.

I'll show you the classroom. All right.

If she's not there... Killer clowns! Killer clowns!

It was science. Not magic. So...

It's okay, kiddo. Look, there's an exit sign.

Kid's room. Upstairs. Okay.

Know any Gypsy witches? Not any that are still alive.

Lucky you. [laughs] Halloween, baby.

Maybe we should call the police. Dad.

Mm hmm. ...gets placed on top as the head.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

No, I'm... We're good. Wife got you on a short...

No... Yeah. Tammy Rice. The mayor around here.

Oh jeepers. No, Howard. [gasps] What the hell?

Oh, hell, no. Oh, hell, no.

Oh! Oh! Oh...

Okay, now what? Um, plan B. Bikes!

Okay, this is it. No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Okay. Bye.

Or, in layman's terms... A squash.

Re trap him. Okay, let's say you're right.

Really? Jay Z/Beyoncé.

Really? We don't decorate.

Really? Yeah. Yeah! Yeah.

Relax. Saliva neutralized... What the... [banging]

Repeat! The clowns are not actors! [clown continues laughing]

So, uh, Floyd. Uh huh.

So, what do we have here? Oh, well, help yourself.

So... [sighs]

Tammy... No, no, no, no.

That... that's not nice, Sydney. [Sully] Oh, yeah!

That's funny? Yes.

That's... That's tough. Yeah.

The court rules in favor of Dad. Mmm.

These are yours now. Thank you.

They did it! They trapped him!

They make freaky noises. Yeah, and they're drafty.

They're coming through. What do we do?

Ugh. [clanking on plate]

Uh, Sydney, what's going on? Stingy Jack! He's here!

We got a brand new sterilizer here. Nice.

We gotta get out of here. [Floyd] We can get out the back.

We've got to get out of here. [muffled] Okay.

What? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

What? Look.

What? What are you doing?

What? Where?

What's wrong with you? [gasps]

Whatever. Thank you.

Where are we? [Ramona] Here's what we know.

Whoa! [laughing]

Why is it never humid and sunny... Oh my God...

Yeah, you are. I'm not scared of anything.

Yeah. Mm hmm. Bunsen burner at every station.

Yes, I mean... You gonna take me to Family Court?

Yes! Damn.

Yes. Hey, have you seen our Stingy Jack?

You didn't answer my question. Mom, can we get a ruling?

You didn't even believe it. Because it doesn't make sense.

You don't play the lottery, do you? No.

You just had to put helmets on them? I thought it would be cute.

You know what I mean? All right. That's nice.

You like it? No, no, no.

You like werewolves? Not particularly.

You okay? Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.

You ready? Okay. Ready.

You've trapped yourself a ghost. How close do we need to get?

Zombies are fictional creations. Okay? [scoffs]

...binding you to the devil's flame!

...she's still sucking air.

'Cause I got a whole shed full of werewolves.

"Captus Exspiravit."

"Cum his verbis O spiritus."

"How does this crazy white lady in a pumpkin car know who we are?"

"SJ 1927."

"stuff" happening tonight. I know it sounds weird,

["Back to That" by Jared Lee playing in the background]

["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC playing]

["Hit the Road Jack" by Ray Charles playing]

["I Put a Spell on You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins playing]

["Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell playing]

["The Tale Of Stingy Jack" by Baraka May and The Pinewood Singers playing]

["What It Beats For" by Jared Lee playing in the background]

[all chanting] Stingy Jack. Stingy Jack. Stingy Jack.

[all chuckling]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all groan]

[all laughing]

[all panting]

[all screaming]

[all speaking Latin]

[all] Principal Floyd?

[axe scraping]

[axe scraping]

[banging]

[banging]

[banging]

[banging]

[bat fluttering, squealing]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat screeching]

[bat squealing]

[bell tolling]

[bike bell dings]

[blowing] Okay.

[blows]

[both laughing]

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

[both shout]

[both] Christmas?

[both] Mom.

[boy] Look how much candy I got.

[brakes screeching]

[breathing shakily]

[cat meows]

[cat purring]

[chainsaw engine starts]

[cheering in the distance]

[child in distance] Trick or treat!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Baby?

[chuckles] Didn't see that coming, did you?

[chuckles] Good thing these are just plastic.

[chuckles] I like the costumes. Nice. Let me guess.

[chuckles] So, what are you guys?

[chuckles] Yeah. Oh yeah.

[chuckling]

[clanging]

[clattering in distance]

[clears throat, speaking Latin]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clock ticking loudly]

[clock ticking]

[clock ticks loudly]

[clown laughs evilly, grunts]

[clown laughs evilly]

[cork twisting]

[coughs, spits]

[cracking]

[crackling]

[crickets chirping]

[crowd cheering, whistling]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd continues cheering]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd gasps]

[crowd gasps]

[crowd gasps]

[crowd groaning]

[crunching]

[crunching]

[dad] Home sweet home.

[dad] It's the movers!

[dad] Oh yeah. Okay.

[distant bang]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door cracking]

[door creaking]

[door creaking]

[door creaking]

[door creaking]

[door creaking]

[door handle clicks]

[door opens]

[door slams shut]

[doorbell rings]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[eerie music playing]

[electrical crackling]

[electrical whirring]

[Emily gasping]

[Emily gasps]

[Emily grunts]

[Emily screaming, struggling]

[Emily screaming]

[Emily] Court agrees!

[Emily] Have fun, you guys.

[Emily] Oh no! No!

[Emily] The court rules in favor...

[engine accelerates]

[engine sputters]

[engine whirring intensifies]

[ethereal crackling]

[ethereal crackling]

[evil laugh]

[evil laugh]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[evil laughing]

[exhales deeply]

[exhales deeply]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[flame explodes]

[floorboards creaking]

[Floyd groaning]

[Floyd grunting]

[Floyd grunts]

[Floyd screaming]

[Floyd] But where did they go?

[Floyd] Everyone.

[Floyd] Well, here it is. [chuckling]

[gagging]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] No offense.

[girl] Whoa!

[glass shattering]

[glass shattering]

[glitches]

[grim reaper snarls]

[groaning, spitting]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Uh...

[group chanting]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growls, laughs]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[grunting, roaring]

[grunting, roaring]

[grunting, roaring]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] Get in the basement!

[grunting] Get off me!

[grunts, pants]

[grunts, screams]

[grunts, screams]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[heavy footsteps approaching]

[hissing and screaming continue]

[hissing]

[Howard and Emily laughing]

[Howard chuckles] Hey.

[Howard groaning]

[Howard groans]

[Howard grunting]

[Howard grunts]

[Howard grunts]

[Howard grunts]

[Howard grunts]

[Howard laughing]

[Howard screams]

[Howard sighs]

[Howard sighs]

[Howard sighs]

[Howard] Ahhh!

[Howard] Hey, Syd, what do you say we go hit up the local museum

[Howard] Hey, Syd! Pop quiz.

[Howard] Hey.

[Howard] Hey. Okay.

[Howard] Oh!

[Howard] Syd! No!

[Howard] Sydney!

[Howard] Sydney!

[Howard] Wait, Syd!

[Howard] Wait, Syd. Where are you going?

[Howard] Which way do we go?

[Howard] Yeah?

[in Josephine's voice] As you wish.

[in Josephine's voice] I can't believe you nitwits

[in Josephine's voice] I'm not deaf. I'm dead.

[in Josephine's voice] Oh!

[in Josephine's voice] You did what?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[Jaime] Whoa.

[Jamie] Get the book out of here.

[Jamie] Mario, help him!

[Jamie] Okay. It's a little cheesy.

[Jamie] The Halloween decorations. They're gone.

[Josephine's voice] Good for you. Now can I please go back to being dead?

[Josephine's voice] Oh, for the love of... Where did you learn this?

[Josephine] Of course I hear you, child.

[kids scream]

[kisses]

[laughing evilly]

[laughing maniacally]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Booyah!

[laughing] I'm trippin'. I'm trippin'.

[laughing] Wondering what I'm doing in your bushes, right?

[laughing] Yeah, you got me.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] He's real, all right.

[laughs] Okay. Well, I turned his story into a sweater.

[laughs] Ow!

[loud bang]

[loud banging]

[man 2] Hey, Death. He's older than me.

[man screaming]

[man] Come on! Sing with us.

[man] Get out! Get out!

[man] Madam Hawthorne.

[man] See you next year.

[man] What on earth?

[Mario] Sydney! Save the grimoire!

[Mario] Wow, Mr. Gordon.

[mimicking bat]

[mimicking bat]

[mom laughs]

[mom sighs]

[mom] Ah!

[mom] Look! There it is.

[muffled scream]

[muffled] Okay.

[mumbles] I don't know.

[music ends]

[mysterious music continues]

[mysterious music intensifies]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[mystical music playing]

[mystical music playing]

[nervously] Um, guys?

[ominous music playing]

[pan clangs]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting] But there has to be a logical, scientific explanation.

[panting] I'm looking for wheels.

[phone line beeps]

[pirate voice] Ahoy there, matey!

[priest] Stay back!

[Ramona panting]

[Ramona] Got it.

[Ramona] Let's go to the ticket booth first.

[Ramona] So you no longer have the book.

[Ramona] We got this.

[Ramona] Wow!

[roaring]

[roaring]

[sci fi music playing]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] Cute. Little trick candle?

[scoffs] Hey. Never do this.

[scoffs] This guy just doesn't get it.

[screaming continues]

[screaming continues]

[screaming, grunting]

[screaming, grunting]

[screaming, struggling]

[screaming, struggling]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] ♪ What you say? ♪

[screaming] Ah!

[screams, grunts]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams] Dad!

[screeching continues]

[screeching]

[sentimental music playing]

[serene music playing]

[shouting magic spell]

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Okay, not exactly sure how this works,

[sinister laughing]

[sinister music playing]

[skeletons groaning]

[skeletons growling]

[skeletons hissing, growling]

[skeletons screeching]

[snaps fingers]

[snarling, laughing]

[snarling]

[snarling]

[snarls angrily]

[snarls, purrs]

[sniffs]

[snorts] Like I said, nutjobs.

[song ends]

[song fades out]

[speaking Latin]

[spider chittering]

[spider hissing]

[spider snarling]

[spider squealing]

[spider squeals]

[spiders screeching]

[spiders squealing]

[spitting]

[spitting]

[squawking]

[squeaks]

[squeaks]

[Stingy Jack laughing evilly]

[Stingy Jack laughing evilly]

[Stingy Jack roaring]

[straining]

[straining]

[strains]

[struggling]

[struggling]

[struggling]

[Sully grunts]

[Sully howling]

[Sully laughing] Oh yeah.

[Sully screaming]

[Sully screaming]

[Sully] No, she's not.

[suspenseful music building]

[suspenseful music continues]

[suspenseful music continues]

[suspenseful music continues]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[swallowing]

[Syd grunts]

[Syd grunts]

[Syd laughing]

[Syd panting]

[Syd panting]

[Syd] Come on.

[Syd] Dad!

[Syd] Dad! Hurry!

[Syd] Dad?

[Syd] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[Syd] I have never been so scared. When I opened the trunk,

[Syd] So it's unexplainable.

[Syd] So you guys are not gonna believe this,

[Syd] The binding spell from your book.

[Syd] The hydrogen peroxide combines with the acetic acid in bleach

[Syd] The system's rigged.

[Syd] Uh, no. I'm gonna explore this town

[Tammy] Don't get some! Don't get some! I changed my mind.

[Tammy] Let's hear it for Stingy Jack!

[Tammy] Yeah! Love it!

[tense music continues]

[tense music crescendos]

[tense music ends]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

[thunder crackling]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[truck approaching]

[unenthusiastically] Ho ho ho.

[Victoria] 'Twas what allowed Jack to move between this world and the spirit world

[Victoria] But on Halloween night, 1927,

[Victoria] That old lantern was a gift from the devil himself.

[Victoria] Their plan was to use her grimoire,

[Victoria] They held a séance to conjure the spirit himself

[warbling]

[whimsical music playing]

[whispering] Come here! Come.

[whispering] Dad.

[whispering] Quiet. Quiet.

[whispering] Where is it?

[whistling]

[whooshing]

[wincing]

[wincing] Ow.

[witch laughing]

[witch laughing]

[witches cackling]

[witches laughing]

[witches laughing]

[witches laughing]

[woman 2] Oh my God! Please help me.

[woman in background] How y'all doing? You need any juice?

[woman screaming]

[woman] Go! Go! Go! Go!

[zombie grunts]

[zombie voice] Brains...

[zombie] Brains...

[zombie] Brains...

[zombie] Brains...

[zombie] Brains...

[zombies growling]

♪ 'Cause I'll be back On my feet someday ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more... ♪

♪ And I always had to be home by ten ♪

♪ And it ain't till twelve Till the party really starts ♪

♪ Be it early morning ♪

♪ Be your rubber ball ♪

♪ Bring out the freaks ♪

♪ But in the daytime The streets were clear ♪

♪ Cast the spell and send him back ♪

♪ Cast the spell and send him back ♪

♪ Crowds of people Lined up inside and out ♪

♪ Discos don't open till after dark ♪

♪ Don't care if you do 'Cause it's understood ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more... ♪

♪ Don't you come back no more... ♪

♪ Hey, mama, look at me ♪

♪ Highway to hell ♪

♪ Hit the road, Ja... ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more ♪

♪ I didn't understand you ♪

♪ I guess if you say so ♪

♪ I put a spell on you... ♪

♪ I want to be the one ♪

♪ I want to be your ♪

♪ I work from 9 to 5 Hey, hell, I pay the price... ♪

♪ I'm here to do whatever I can ♪

♪ I'm just an average man With an average life ♪

♪ I'm on the highway to hell... ♪

♪ I'm on the way to the promised land... ♪

♪ I'm your boogey man That's what I am ♪

♪ It's gonna be a helluva night... ♪

♪ It's never too soon ♪

♪ Just one reason, to rock the house ♪

♪ Late afternoon ♪

♪ Livin' easy... ♪

♪ Now, baby, listen, baby Don't ya treat me this way ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Old woman, old woman Don't treat me so mean ♪

♪ Or at midnight ♪

♪ Right before the fun Was about to begin ♪

♪ Season ticket on a one way ride ♪

♪ The freaks come out at night ♪

♪ The freaks come out at night... ♪

♪ The magic works if you believe So cast the spell to make him leave ♪

♪ The magic works if you believe So cast the spell to make him leave ♪

♪ To rid the world of Stingy Jack Just cast the spell and send him back ♪

♪ To rid the world of Stingy Jack Just cast the spell and send him back ♪

♪ To want to keep you... ♪

♪ To want to please you ♪

♪ Uh, what you say? ♪

♪ Uh, what you say? ♪

♪ Well, I guess if you say so ♪

♪ What you say? ♪

♪ What you say? ♪

♪ What you say? ♪

♪ What you say? ♪

♪ What you say? ♪

♪ When Stingy Jack escapes the curse Each Halloween just like the first ♪

♪ When Stingy Jack escapes the curse Each Halloween just like the first ♪

♪ When Stingy Jack escapes the curse Each Halloween just like the first ♪

♪ When Stingy Jack escapes the curse Each Halloween just like the first ♪

♪ Ya love most of all ♪

♪ You ain't got no money You just ain't no good ♪

♪ You can't mean that ♪

♪ You couldn't find A good freak anywhere, 'cause ♪

♪ You're the meanest old woman That I've ever seen ♪