Southern Charm - Season 8 Edit

A "sh or get off the pot" era with you and Taylor.

A bunch of your beer for my thing on Thursday."

A calmer...

A drink or something?

A few, like, wonderful women... Yeah.

A little awkward. Like, a little, like, oh.

A little bit before that,

A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit. Not a lot.

A little too sassy.

A lot of hopping going on.

A major ing champion of you, Craig,

A normal human would do?

A picture of me and Kathryn?

A proper gentlemen, but I'm also dangerous.

A subtle little, you know, jab at me.

A terrible time for all of us.

A White Claw, the Trop Hop.

About having like a little, you know, fresh start party.

About my emotions.

About the timeline of us hooking up.

About what?

About when I was, like, five, doing this.

Actually trying to have results.

After her father passed away.

After six months, we moved in together,

Ah, no F words.

Alive and well.

All I've been trying to do is just help her out, uplift her,

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, bye.

All right, guys. Come on.

All right, guys. Let's go. Let's do it.

All right, reverse crunches.

All right, we made it.

All right, well, speaking of romance,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cheers.

All right. Hey, let's go outside.

All the good cornerstones of a good friendship.

All the good cornerstones of a good friendship.

All the way up at the top.

All the women in the town make an effort,

Almost like thank God, because

Almost.

Alrighty, I got these Sauvignon Blanc.

Also, those words would never come out of my mouth.

Always.

Am I are you my doctor? I mean, is this an appointment?

Am I supposed to, like, get the leaves?

Am I sweating?

Amazing. This is so fantastic.

Amongst the table, but there might be people

An olive branch clean slate, blah, blah, blah.

An olive branch, like, I can be understanding enough

Analysis paralysis,

And ooh. We have your Halley's Comet.

And the concept of marriage in Shep's head...

And act like nothing's the matter.

And all those things." Where do you think I'm going?

And around this turn, is where I used to live.

And ask, have I ever created a problem?

And Austen getting along so well.

And basically say goodbye to my childhood home,

And being talked about like this.

And build a friendship.

And Craig and Austen were talking about?

And Craig was also there with some of his friends

And Daddy can give him the drill,

And eventually we can get married and stuff.

And every time I see you,

And for four days, I was like, "(BLEEP)."

And for them to try and, like, take away your voice

And for, like, three, four days,

And found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me.

And get better, and I would love to

And grow. Yeah.

And has set his sights on Olivia.

And have fun at these things.

And have things that I want to say later

And he acted like if Paige wasn't coming

And he always thinks they're gonna get back together,

And he just kind of simplifies everything for me,

And he left and was gone for six days.

And he sold to Vanderbilt and built his fortune doing that.

And he told her, "This is not a thing."

And he was like, "Hi."

And he was so happy for us.

And he's drinking red wine. It's, like, it's tequila.

And he's got a really great outlook on life.

And he's, like, super competitive and stuff,

And here you are on date number two with me.

And here's the bottom line. I am not taking sides.

And here's the media room.

And honestly just wants to have a good time.

And how do you ask, Marmy?

And I am finally back into my house, my real house.

And I am the person that I want to be.

And I couldn't make sense of the whole thing.

And I did.

And I didn't get a chance to say it.

And I don't discount that.

And I don't think she really understands that.

And I don't understand it,

And I feel like my mom understands Kathryn,

And I feel like you lack empathy

And I had a U Haul and I was like packing up.

And I had, like, rebounded with Natalie,

And I have to deal with that stress.

And I haven't seen him since.

And I haven't seen him since.

And I haven't seen you taking the steps

And I heard her say the intention

And I heard her say the intention was

And I just don't want Olivia to feel

And I look at her like, "Ma'am? Ma'am?"

And I never should have put my nose there.

And I respect that so much about my family,

And I shouldn't be Ubering.

And I think Austen's starting to realize

And I think in reaching out to Craig,

And I think it's good for both parties, honestly.

And I think we have to watch it.

And I think when she broke up with Metul

And I thought he did, so I brought a bottle of rum

And I told Austen about it.

And I want bacon.

And I want these girls to actually make her feel happy,

And I was like, "Have children."

And I was like, "I hoped and prayed and wished."

And I was like, "Oh, look, hey, hey."

And I was like, "Taylor, let's get out of here."

And I was like, "This is fashion."

And I was like, "What's happening?"

And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

And I was like, oh, no.

And I was like, who the hell is this, you know?

And I was selling paintings

And I would love for you to come

And I would say it sort of, like,

And I'd be like, "Wow."

And I'll follow you with some menus, okay?

And I'm I mean, I'm fine with it.

And I'm afraid that and I'm trying to think of the best way

And I'm almost ing 30 years old.

And I'm glad tonight has been a good night.

And I'm happy.

And I'm kind of keeping it that way.

And I'm like, "Mm mm!" Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm like, "Oh, that's a homie."

And I'm not dating just to date at this point.

And I'm okay with it.

And I'm starting over.

And I'm your goddamn brother, and you should stop being

And if something funny happens,

And if you don't, it's not done properly.

And if you look at it up close, it looks really pretty.

And it doesn't just go away.

And it has a little bit of glitter, believe it or not.

And it just so happened that

And it like, wasn't, you know, like, "Pshh, pshh, you know?"

And it made me look stupid.

And it's a new decade for Kathryn, which means..

And it's hard to make vegetables exciting

And it's kind of when I realized that being in LA

And it's like, if he can't quite get there

And just doesn't feel right.

And just looks at Paige, and he's like,

And just, like, everything,

And Kathryn and I literally haven't talked

And Kathryn, she's growing, you know.

And kind and keep moving forward.

And kind of retired by 28.

And let them go.

And let's see where it goes.

And like, I've never heard of that.

And like, let it happen organically.

And like, that's what kind of drove me

And like, you know,

And listen, we saw each other in Vegas,

And Lord have mercy. That's okay to ask that.

And made it ten days,

And maybe doesn't know that he's exclusive with Paige.

And maybe even more than good terms.

And maybe he has. Maybe he ing has.

And maybe she'll apologize to me and be like,

And my butt was being discussed.

And Naomie shows up and she was like...

And not tell me?

And nothing gets settled.

And now Austen knows that what Craig and I did in Vegas

And now blue.

And now he sent me a text saying that we're

And now I get paid to do that.

And now I have nice dinner parties.

And now that one. Oh, this one.

And now we have all of this space.

And now you're 30; I'm 42.

And of course

And other people aren't helping.

And Paige goes, "I already know that."

And Paige was like, "Dude, why are you friends with this guy?"

And pursue the life that I truly want,

And saying sorry

And she knows how to do it very well.

And she wants me to spend more time with them,

And she was like, "I thought it was pretty inappropriate."

And she's a big, big part of that.

And she's chill, and she's levelheaded.

And she's so fake.

And short people are like... [roars]

And shut you down, really

And so I was, like, I'm going to stop answering your calls.

And so I'm like, where did

And so it got me in my head of thinking,

And so it just

And so that makes no sense to me.

And so we're good.

And so when you said, like, I don't even want to be here,

And some of us are peaking now. Oh, my God.

And somebody that I knew understood me.

And something special, 'cause I might be the birthday girl,

And super enriching and all that stuff,

And talking about homegirl.

And Taylor's like, "I know,"

And that is the only person as far as a ex goes

And that spark gradually started to accelerate

And that you're the reason. It won't be on me.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

And that's kind of where we're at right now.

And that's not the way I roll.

And that's not the way I roll.

And that's the thing that she's gonna have to figure out.

And that's why she screamed at me?

And that's why she screamed at me?

And that's, at the end of the day, what you need as a human.

And the rest of the girls.

And the rest of the group? No.

And the things that used to bother Naomie

And them support me and listen to me and give me feedback,

And then a mix of the rhinestones

And then all of a sudden, the Instagram post

And then Austen started doing this very envious sh too.

And then before that, it was her visiting me

And then brands assumed that I was

And then Craig admitted that he slept with Naomie in Las Vegas.

And then he'll go, "Butterfly."

And then I know you said no bow ties,

And then I'm gonna go to my folks' house

And then like you know?

And then my father.

And then relationship wise, like,

And then she got Wait, recently?

And then something will happen,

And then take a shot of tequila.

And then the thought of coming back...

And then they started arguing at the bar

And then we walk away.

And then we'll split the she crab soup.

And then when it comes down to you and your friends,

And then y'all will come and do a birthday celebration.

And then you find a girlfriend,

And then you reacted on Twitter rather than go to her,

And then, I started modeling. And then, that kind of fell

And then, like, he tried to hurt me by being like,

And then, like, spend time, come back,

And then, real humbled real quick.

And there's a small reckoning coming.

And there's been no eye contact since.

And they used to all live on the same block as my mom.

And they're a hoot.

And they've been together, like, 34 years.

And unfortunately, our system works against changing that.

And Venita has told me that, you know,

And wanted to do a lot of candlelight.

And was like, "Everything you ever said was right."

And was like, "Hey, I'd love for you to bring over

And we act like nothing's happening.

And we decorated the whole house together.

And we have like the same sense of humor.

And we have, like, a machine right here.

And we hooked up again in Vegas,

And we hung out together so much.

And we kind of just like came to Naomie's defense,

And we should day drink tomorrow."

And we're going to have a good time tonight.

And we've done 200,000 in sales

And what I have not been getting in this relationship.

And yeah, he makes me nervous, which is kind of hard to do.

And yeah, we couldn't be happier.

And you can go to all your friends and ask,

And you didn't want to be alone, right,

And you don't have to hear it. No, no, no, no.

And you have a beautiful home. Thank you.

And you have to revise it in three days.

And you know, I don't really know Olivia that much,

And you like them, like, you're gonna make it work.

And you won't admit it, because you're mean to him.

And you. And you.

And, like, actually have a relationship,

And, like, as me wanting to, like,

And, like, how we can't teach our kids that,

And, like, just go with it."

And, like, now it's just like,

And, you know, I've been in relationships

Another thing I don't like is like, she tries to like,

Another year and a half, you're like, you know what?

Any good or fresh today we should be focusing on?

Any of the snacks that you can imagine.

Any tension between Naomie and Paige.

Anyone new that comes into my life has to go through you.

Anyway, okay, so what's going on?

Anyway...

Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't stay

Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't stay

Are just gonna come over for a drink,

Are these for me? Yes.

Are those, like, little sparkles?

Are you all right? Like, I'm concerned.

Are you crazy?

Are you dating? No.

Are you excited?

Are you excited?

Are you guys waiting for the ladies room?

Are you having fun?

Are you joking? Look at me.

Are you ready to do this? Yes. Let's go.

Are you saying, like, the system

Are you shaking my hand now?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure about that?

Are you timing?

As an influencer.

As far as, I don't know if we're growing

As my life bodyguard.

As Shep and Taylor continued to play house...

As soon as I graduated, I ended up playing football in Canada.

As soon as I looked at him.

Ask me if I want anything. I'll probably

At Craig's picture.

At first, he was, like, caught off guard,

At least your father was only ill

At Naomie's party, don't forget.

At some point, I'm gonna want to start

At something a little different.

At the big picture, the 5 year plan,

At this point in my life,

Attack dogs behind me or something.

Austen questioned whether he and Craig

Austen slid into my DMs, which is oh so romantic.

Austen would not know, clearly.

Austen, breathe it out.

Austen, if you don't have things that

Austen!

Austen.

Aw.

Away from you.

Awesome.

Aye, yai, yai. Why?

Babe, how are you feeling about tonight?

Babe, you look good.

Babe...

Back to what I know.

Barbecue here was a disaster.

BDE, baby.

Be able to get to know you better

Be kind, be a good human.

Because Austen was trying to like, prompt me for things.

Because he and Naomie hooked up in Vegas.

Because he needed a corporate wife

Because he never made a move on it.

Because he's afraid of, like, commitment,

Because he's into this whole, like, scary thing.

Because his whole thing is, I want to do what I want,

Because I am starving.

Because I didn't think I was going to actually see it.

Because I don't like to like, play telephone.

Because I don't trust everyone?

Because I feel like

Because I have ing passionate feelings.

Because I like autonomy, and I don't want that

Because I want her to work with me.

Because it just feels like there's this underlying,

Because it just, like, wasn't fun and whatever.

Because it's festering.

Because Kathryn doesn't like Naomie.

Because Kathryn used to hang out

Because me and Natalie broke up.

Because my communication hasn't always been great.

Because my family is you know,

Because of a bad fight, but maybe sit down and try.

Because of all the sh she said.

Because Taylor made you.

Because then I'm going to be uncomfortable.

Because there aren't any red flags.

Because there's something in your heart still there.

Because there's, like, all these big feelings

Because they really are close.

Because they're both single moms.

Because Venita and Madison

Because where else would you do it?

Because you bring that stress to me,

Because you can always give somebody a chance.

Because you guys were so cute.

Because you guys, y'all seem a little toxic.

Because you know what Taylor wants.

Because you'd rather not deal with it.

Because you'd think that like something was...

Because you've had my back,

Been a sh y friend to me.

Before dating you.

Before I met John,

Before I met John.

Being a Instead of keeping

Being in a relationship and settling down,

Best seat in the house right there.

Better than he knows himself,

Big Bird.

Big dick energy.

Bonding with my boyfriend's mom.

Boop.

Both separately, and I have no idea that

Both, y'all are both the problem.

Brilliant man.

Bud, bud, bud, you know why Mommy has to work?

Business is going well,

But "pull out and pray" is definitely not reliable at all.

But after news broke that Craig and I

But almost two years, and I'm happy,

But also nobody in my family has ever been divorced,

But also, it was a crazy ride.

But can you imagine a baby Shep?

But Craig was like, "Craig's upstairs in my room."

But Craig, you still love her and deep down

But don't feel too bad for Mr. Kroll.

But even if you did find out

But finally, my eyes are open,

But for Chleb to just leave for a few days,

But fortunately, it was a false alarm,

But from what I understand,

But guess what? You yelling and being the loudest

But he hasn't told her?

But he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not yet. Not yet.

But he's, in ways, the birthday boy.

But hopefully, I'm wrong.

But how you deal with success is an extremely telling thing.

But I can't.

But I did grab one, just in case.

But I didn't expect to see Madison.

But I don't know how much he would,

But I don't know how to address my feelings

But I don't know what to do about this,

But I don't know you.

But I don't know. Who said that?

But I feel like your life is gone.

But I figured Kathryn Would want her there.

But I get kind of close, you know?

But I got hurt at the end of my contract

But I hear about you, so I think

But I just

But I just went for it. I was like, "You know what?"

But I really appreciate the support.

But I really think that that's the best thing

But I still was there because she extended the offer.

But I swear I love it.

But I think he knows he's in the wrong

But I wanted to invite you to my 30th birthday party.

But I was like, it was twice.

But I'm here now. Let's talk about it.

But I'm here to look good."

But I'm like, "But does it register?"

But I'm not in high school,

But I'm not pregnant, which is fine,

But I've been telling myself,

But if I know ing Craig, which I do

But if she's got a thick skin, then she'll survive.

But if someone's not really serious about

But if you're feeling overwhelmed emotionally,

But it can be squashed very easily.

But it didn't read well with Regina George

But it was just kind of a fleeting thing.

But it's a new decade.

But it's been the longest, most steady relationship

But it's Kathryn's birthday.

But it's like a cohesive fit with them.

But just show that you heard me.

But just so you know, I was number 12 of 12.

But my birthday's in a week.

But my job requires me to work on the weekends.

But Naomie and I have really no reason

But Naomie came.

But now I feel awkward.

But now it's like, I don't know,

But now you're telling me to shut up?

But now, whatever she says goes.

But right now, I'd be happy with champagne.

But she never asked for sh .

But she stays with me a lot, five, six nights a week.

But she's not overly anxious to go down that road.

But since I've been in her life, I make her realize,

But somebody told me this, so I don't know,

But sometimes that's not enough.

But that's all it was. I would break up with you.

But that's cool, so...

But that's my conversation, not your conversation to have.

But that's what we do.

But that's why I was so sad being back in Charleston,

But the first thing is the most important, Craig.

But the party was very interesting.

But then I was like, okay, let's get lunch,

But then on the side, I started modelling and then

But then, you know, a couple months ago,

But there was, like, a bit of a

But there's no connection there.

But they started talking,

But this is not working.

But this just goes to show you where Craig and I's

But today, don't get triggered because that's

But we get out there and he was just like,

But we see each other and we have fun

But we were always friendly.

But what a good surprise.

But what Austen didn't know is, I called Paige and told her.

But whenever I would open up to him,

But whether it be ing two weeks,

But y'all need to be helping me make this a long term thing.

But yeah, by the end of it,

But yeah, I mean, I think with Kathryn,

But you are, you're on Kathryn's side right now.

But you can't step foot in my store without getting angry.

But you didn't tell the whole story.

But you guys ing linger.

But you guys did not just sleep together once.

But you guys were really like amorous and like,

But you know what?

But you told me that it didn't happen.

But you weren't open to it.

But, like, five hours ago. Okay.

But, like, I feel definitely hurt by you.

But, like, just an outsider looking in...

But, like, let's have a good time, right?

But, like, look, my eyes aren't closed.

But, like, we don't use protection.

But, like, what she did to me last year,

But, like, when I talk to her, I have a hard time

But, like, you care about him. You still

By the way, I do appreciate everybody like

By the way, I haven't seen Craig in several months.

Bye, cutie.

Bye.

Call her later.

Calm down and clear our head.

Calm down, I don't need

Can I be present with you second,

Can I get a cheeseburger?

Can I have the Fort Sumter punch with the dark rum butter?

Can I leave this with you up front?

Can I see that? You sure can.

Can I show you a scarf to go around the neck?

Can I shut this?

Can you maintain friendships and be a good person?

Can you please tell me what you

Careful. This thing is white.

Champagne and cupcakes. Seriously.

Charleston down here in the low country.

Chauncey, get your fat ass in here.

Check it out, dude.

Cheers to the last year of 20s.

Cheers to your birthday.

Cheers, babe.

Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chewed a hole in it.

Chleb and I have been together for a little over a year now.

Church basketball? Yeah.

Classic.

Clean slate, blah blah blah.

Columbus Cummings, worked on the railroad

Combined?

Come on back.

Come on, Austen.

Come on, feathers.

Come on, let's go pick an outfit, okay?

Come on, man.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Cornholio.

Could you help me tie this back of this?

Craig and I weren't really dating,

Craig can kiss my ass.

Craig is not able to just, like, sleep with someone

Craig is supposed to be my best friend.

Craig made it official with his girl from New York.

Craig, come here.

Craig, that's your specialty, though. It really is.

Craig, you are in big trouble.

Craig.

Craig's a good liar. What? Is he lying about it?

Cute and adorable, or if I'm like, what in the now?

Dad, go sit down in the kitchen.

Damn it.

Damn, boy.

Damn!

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Are we done?

Dang it.

Deal with what stress?

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.

Definitely should would want to come with us.

Definitely, thank you.

Deflecting, deflecting, deflecting.

Did we need to grab menus? I think they're coming.

Did you bring anything to match what I'm wearing?

Did you drink with your roomies tonight?

Did you guys hook up?

Did you have fun? They enjoyed hanging out.

Did you not hear me? Why would I be leaving you?

Did you really?

Did you smell them?

Did you want to grab anything to drink to start out with?

Didn't expect to see some people here tonight.

Didn't I just God.

Didn't stay in Vegas.

Dirty. You fight dirty.

Ditto.

Do anything that would sabotage my relationship.

Do I want another cauliflower steak?

Do we have the same bag?

Do you actually think it changes things?

Do you have a million to bet?

Do you have ice? Yeah, you do.

Do you know how to apply cologne?

Do you know what's going on with Craig, Naomie, and Paige?

Do you see Naomie?

Do you think this can work?

Do you want a glass of champagne?

Do you want me to turn? Yeah.

Do you want to be with me, Chleb?

Do you want to be with me, Chleb?

Do you want to have your "I told you so" moment?

Does Craig know you invited Naomie?

Does not.

Does not.

Doesn't that sound bomb? Oh, they have edamame.

Dogs are a lot of work.

Doing parties for clients,

Don't be like that.

Don't bother Paige.

Don't bring that sh around me.

Don't even say that.

Don't feel your emotions basically.

Don't get excited. And like

Don't scare him off right when he gets here.

Don't tell me what to do!

Don't tell Whitney I ate a hamburger.

Don't worry. I'm not.

Don't you have a pink dress?

Done with your ing ass.

Drink and shop. That's what we're all about.

Drinking for me, so he's probably enjoying himself.

Drinks tomorrow," but if you say "so,"

Dude, I was just chilling over there,

Dude, last time I was here,

Dude, you are near me.

Each other in a long time. Craig, that's unacceptable.

Emotionally or physically.

Especially from like, you know, someone that's

Especially if, like, you only have

Especially Naomie, who I've always had a hunch

Even if it's right or wrong.

Even though it probably was a lot,

Ever find anyone that made me,

Every night.

Every now and then she'll give me a night off.

Every time that you meet, like, a cool girl,

Everyone has dated people before.

Everyone is in pink. Hi.

Everyone's like, "Oh, my God, Venita."

Everything doesn't grow at the same speed.

Everything that she does is, like,

Everything was happy.

Everything's going well.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excellent. Good job.

Except I'm peeling, because I'm using a retinol.

Extra sweet. Just like you.

Figure it out, buddy. Come on.

Figure out how to change my life drastically.

Filling up with milk?

Fine.

Fire extinguishers went off.

First of all, don't tell me to calm down,

First of all, don't tell me to calm down,

First off, she's tall. Thank God.

First thought, and I kid you not, was his height.

First time I'd seen her.

For a better man for you.

For a long time, Madison and Austen thought

For a solid future,

For five days, which isn't a longest time in the world.

For God's sakes, y'all got to get over this.

For how things played out, but do I trust her

For Kathryn's birthday party.

For like a second.

For midnight bowling, which I used to love to do,

For Naomie and Craig, right?

For our birthdays this weekend.

For quite some time

For several, several years, and I couldn't find anybody

For sure.

For sure.

For what I'm going through.

For when it's convenient for you.

For you and for me.

For your opening, you had a tap.

For your wedding shower too. Yeah.

For, you know, timeline purposes.

French fries and the lobster deviled eggs.

From living your life." You know what?

From this side, babe.

Fun to see what Kathryn

Gatsby like production, you know what I'm saying?

Gave me a little scare.

Gentler...

Get heated, let's fix it.

Get married, have kids.

Get out of Dodge.

Get to know you better, like,

Get your sh together.

Go ahead. After you.

Go down that road. See what happens.

Go heaps and bounds if you told her that.

Go with the flow y, you know?

Go.

God bless this mess.

God bless.

God damn it!

God, I wanted that seat.

God.

Going a little too far.

Going through a lot of turmoil with Thomas.

Gonna have a date tomorrow. It really is.

Good boy.

Good boys.

Good Lord. Let me help you with that.

Good thinking.

Good to see you. You look wonderful.

Good.

Good. I literally just walked in.

Gosh, I mean, what don't I think about

Got married, like, late 20s.

Grappled with a potentially life changing revelation

Great. How are you?

Gross.

Guys, I'm not doing this.

Guys, you're wearing matching shirts,

Had a little meetup...

Had to ring the bell.

Hanging out with anyone that's not happy for your success

Happy for it.

Has feelings for me that she had never dealt with.

Have an oyster with me. Or have some caviar.

Have I ever started a problem? Yeah, I know, but when

Have I seen Craig? What do you mean?

Have sandwiches on this end. I'm gonna take two.

Have to, like, go searching for you.

Have you decided what you wanted to have here, ma'am?

Having a drink, man, enjoying the weather,

Having everyone be like, "Grr, grr!"

He and Shep's mom are brother and sister,

He claims that she did, remember?

He described you have some like clingy, like,

He didn't tell me anything. Okay, well, I mean

He doesn't like being here.

He goes, I told her. I told her about Vegas.

He had been with us for 18 years.

He had these kind eyes, and I mean, yeah,

He just learned how to walk, didn't he?

He just tried to say that he's your best friend,

He looked at me and Shep, and he said,

He looks like he's gonna put the hot dog in the bun.

He moved here from New York.

He needs to sweat a little bit.

He should be coming to pick me up.

He told me.

He turned into this little puppy dog.

He was a great father to Whitney.

He was like gushing about you, you know?

He was like, "One time, never again."

He was so attractive in every way.

He would describe me in that way.

He'd be blown away at how early I show up to the airport.

He's blushing. This is so awkward.

He's finally moved on from Madison,

He's hilarious.

He's just so ing

He's like, Craig swears like it was only one time

He's like, we had the snack plate.

He's Mr. Right.

He's never going to I mean, just forget throw it away.

He's over there drinking for two.

He's pretty great.

He's tall. He's tall.

He's very much, like, no emotions.

He's, like, so boyish, but we'll be at tennis,

He's, like, total boy.

Heard you had a date with Austen.

Hello, friends.

Hello, Paige. It's been so long.

Hello.

Hello. Just want to say howdy.

Her birthday's Friday, and mine's

Her family is...

Here is some champagne. Oh, thank you so much.

Here, baby.

Here, you have a plate, let's sit down.

Here's some specials. It's terrifying.

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe. What's up?

Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, buddy.

Hey, Chelsea. Hi.

Hey, good to meet you too.

Hey, guys. Hi, how are y'all?

Hey, guys. Did you find everything?

Hey, Mama.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Shep, will you take this garbage out?

Hey, there.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. How are you?

Hey. What's up, stranger?

Hi, cutie!

Hi, guys, you're here.

Hi, how are you? Good.

Hi, is this the little girls group?

Hi, Kathryn.

Hi, love. Hi.

Hi, meet my prom date. Hello.

Hi, Pat, how are you?

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm so happy you guys made it.

Hi. It's really good to see you.

Hi. So nice to meet you.

Hi. You gorgeous thing.

Hi. You look so good.

Hide. Coming up...

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold on.

Honestly, I thought, just

How are y'all? I called earlier.

How are you doing?

How are you today? I'm good.

How are you? Doing well.

How are you? Good to see you.

How are you? Good.

How are you? Hi, Naomie.

How are you? I'm good.

How are you? Just sit wherever you like,

How are you? Good to see you.

How are you? Good to see you.

How are you? I'm with Venita.

How are you? It's good to see you.

How did that go?

How did we get here?

How did we go zero to, like

How do I fight dirty?

How do you just casually have those in your closet?

How does it feel now? Nostalgic or...?

How does that make Paige feel?

How long did you date?

How long, so... Really?

How many years has it been?

How she treats me and talks about me is so ing bad.

How the do I fight dirty?

How was she? I mean, it's obviously

How was, like, the stepdaddy role?

How we doing? It's a pleasure to meet you.

How you doing?

How you doing? Pringle.

How? What is it you plan to say?

How's it going with Chleb?

How's it going, man? Good.

How's it going?

How's it going? How was the reunion?

How's Taylor?

However, I'll make an exception.

Hugging her, you know, kissing her.

I I saw people screaming,

I actually came here today to to make up with you.

I actually work out.

I adored him.

I always do that.

I always love all my exes.

I am ing stunned right now.

I am a mom.

I am a robber baron.

I am gonna get some champagne.

I am kind of curious, right?

I am retired of the drama.

I am.

I appreciate Naomie for coming up

I appreciate that.

I bought a little condo when I moved down to Charleston.

I broke my nail because of these sticky things.

I brought collards.

I brought you a Trop Hop.

I can make seven figures in one month

I can say what I feel. No, no, you can. You can.

I can't believe I was going to leave for a boy.

I can't believe I'm sharing oxygen with you!

I can't deal with the shorties anymore.

I can't do this myself. Did you do it?

I can't pull a Madison on Madison.

I can't talk about it. Nope.

I cannot ing believe it.

I could probably wait until I'm in my 30s.

I couldn't find the enzyme destroyer,

I couldn't have had ing kids.

I definitely think Brett could be the one.

I did it on a whim.

I did some homework and stuff with him,

I did.

I did. I had like a little bit before I came.

I didn't enhance your life at all?

I didn't even need to be there.

I didn't know who you were for a second.

I didn't know you all lived together.

I didn't mean to do that.

I didn't need to be in the room.

I didn't want to be locked down there during the apocalypse.

I didn't want to drive here in my robe.

I do feel it's, like, his way or the highway these days.

I do.

I do.

I don't I don't I didn't sense

I don't me and drama don't get along, okay?

I don't care if it was her picking me up

I don't care if you slept with her a hundred times.

I don't care what anyone is saying to me.

I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care if she's here.

I don't ever bitch about people.

I don't give a That's how I feel.

I don't have a dog in the fight, truly.

I don't have any regrets about it.

I don't have that many friends right now,

I don't just wear these outfits to look cute, okay?

I don't know the way that he described what had gone on,

I don't know about it, though.

I don't know how to show the emotion like that.

I don't know how to show the emotion like that.

I don't know how to show the emotion like that.

I don't know what else to do, like, I

I don't know what I want,

I don't know what to think. I don't know.

I don't know what you call it, a hiccup with the girls.

I don't know, because you, like,

I don't know, I mean, I think she thinks

I don't know, it just it weighs on my heart.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm gonna ask if I could get that.

I don't love this light.

I don't need I don't need I don't need that.

I don't need you to to be scared of me.

I don't need, I don't need that.

I don't tell him secrets anymore.

I don't tell him secrets anymore.

I don't think he dodged a bullet,

I don't think he works at all to be friends with me,

I don't think I've ever sat in these ever.

I don't think people understand the hard work

I don't think she's putting anything on you.

I don't think so.

I don't think that dress is Charleston friendly.

I don't think you're the most positive person.

I don't think you're washing in all the crevices.

I don't trust him anymore.

I don't trust him anymore.

I don't trust him anymore.

I don't want a kid. And she's like,

I don't want that to happen.

I don't want to be around.

I don't want to be here."

I don't want to be the bigger person.

I don't want to break up them.

I don't want to fast track anything.

I don't want to get backlash for it,

I don't want to get up.

I don't want to go out into the heat.

I don't want to have it right now.

I don't want to have kids right now,

I don't want to have kids right now.

I don't want to hear his, like, weird sh .

I don't want to, like, just never go home

I don't want you to be like...

I don't want you to feel attacked.

I even love the music.

I feel good about this.

I feel like he has one foot in, one foot out

I feel like he made me a smaller version of myself.

I feel like I am suffocating.

I feel like I know you.

I feel like if you did get pregnant,

I feel like it's gonna be my rebirth

I feel like there's a lot of pressure.

I feel like we're waiting on a bride.

I feel like you don't like a lot of people,

I feel like you've you've played life wrong.

I feel that way about Kathryn a little bit.

I fell in love instantly.

I fell into, like, being an influencer, though.

I felt bad a little bit.

I felt like I was destined to be in her life.

I forgot your corsage.

I found out my ex cheated on me via an Instagram DM.

I found some clean boxers.

I get it because like, it was like three of us

I got a little something for you yesterday.

I got married. How long did it last?

I got on makeup. Oh, sorry.

I got some cash.

I got some winners.

I got you some flowers. Aw, you're sweet.

I gotta do some stuff in the back.

I greeted Naomie and Venita,

I grew up with a Pinterest board

I guess 'cause it feels good,

I guess I'll have this little beer called Trop Hop.

I guess, like a daughter to her, you know?

I had a conversation with Austen and he was like,

I had a huge crush on her, but she had a boyfriend.

I had a lot of memories there.

I had to leave the country to get over Naomie,

I had to show up.

I had two beautiful babies,

I hadn't said hey to her.

I hate that for you, bro. So I'm so confused, man.

I have a pink pocket square.

I have been trying to keep this in

I have everything laid out for you.

I have had none.

I have my kicks on today.

I have my own place.

I have never had a clean slate. Oh, God.

I have no idea, honestly.

I have outgrown this place. Like, goodbye."

I have the heebie jeebies a little bit.

I have this, like, huge meeting on Thursday

I have three ties and a bow tie.

I have yet to pick out Hudson a Halloween costume

I haven't been home in a few days,

I haven't had that feeling with anyone in a while.

I haven't played in a couple of weeks.

I haven't seen Naomie once since she got back.

I haven't talked to her yesterday.

I haven't talked to him about it.

I haven't told you guys this, so Taylor and I,

I haven't worn them in ages, but like Deion Sanders says...

I hear about it all the time. "Yeah, we dated for five years,

I heard about the big scene at the other party.

I honestly thought you guys were going to get back together

I hope Austen's feeling relieved.

I hope.

I initially went to culinary school.

I invited Naomie too.

I just I don't know how to show

I just I don't know how to show

I just can't.

I just did the whole Charleston, like,

I just don't even know how to tie one.

I just don't think that he's been truthful to her.

I just don't think there should be any kind of,

I just feel like all the qualities

I just feel like it's the first relationship

I just got cinnamon bun all over my face.

I just haven't seen her, and that's fine.

I just hope the rain stops because my friend's about

I just saw a Rolls Royce, so it must be her.

I just so badly wanted to mold myself

I just think he's great. I don't know.

I just want everyone to be nice.

I just want to be good and, you know, move on.

I just want to know, what if Craig

I just wanted to talk about Craig, like

I just wanted to, like, make sure that,

I knew immediately. Yeah, that's great.

I knew that I was gonna lock Brett down

I know a Betty Davis quote when I hear one.

I know I don't know her that well, but you know.

I know it's date night, but all good.

I know that.

I know that's rude, but I'm hungry.

I know we haven't talked in a while,

I know you and Michael liked to take

I know you're in town." Austen

I know, he told me.

I know, so long.

I know.

I know.

I know. Do you like this?

I know. Good to see you. Thank you for doing this.

I know. I know.

I know. I know. Good to see you.

I like blondes.

I like her. She's very cool.

I like that it's different. That's a great yeah.

I like the way Kathryn commands a room.

I like to keep it level grounded.

I literally could increase production, you know, 10x.

I literally don't believe that

I literally had the covers pulled over my eyes.

I love chewing ice.

I love Craig and I really want to see him do well,

I love how good of a heart Chleb has,

I love it, Craigy.

I love it. This is, like, the boudoir.

I love it. I have a leopard dress.

I love the color. And what can I get for you?

I love the little signs too.

I love this.

I love to turn to her and laugh about it.

I love you to death and you know that.

I love you too.

I love you, and I I want to make it work with you.

I love your style.

I made coffee, do you want it?

I mean The dog just took a sh

I mean Well, I was being

I mean he's been told all his life,

I mean, a lot happened.

I mean, as if I needed any more reason to, like,

I mean, Craig and I will always be

I mean, he thinks that, like,

I mean, he's an athlete.

I mean, honestly, this is this is my dream.

I mean, I already like not that I know you,

I mean, I couldn't be happier.

I mean, I don't know if to decide if that's like

I mean, I have had a decent year with Kathryn.

I mean, I love her, so.

I mean, I love her, so...

I mean, I saw them in Vegas and like,

I mean, I'm not on birth control or anything like that.

I mean, I'm still shocked by the whole thing because

I mean, it means everything to me.

I mean, it's fine. No, you tell me.

I mean, it's weird.

I mean, it's wild how much money you can make

I mean, like...

I mean, looking back on my 20s,

I mean, nine years. Can you believe it?

I mean, Olivia, she's ing adorable.

I mean, she didn't ask me if she was gonna bring whoever

I mean, that must be super rewarding

I mean, the dance Charleston.

I mean, we met up.

I mean, what does she have against you?

I mean, what hurt me so much is

I mean, y'all having children together?

I mean, yeah, I'm going to use you

I mean, you know, let's be honest.

I mean, you've said it yourself.

I met Olivia through Leva,

I might be a little angry on the court.

I might have to spank you.

I miss her a lot, man.

I miss her being close to me, her warmth,

I miss Michael,

I miss you. I miss you.

I missed what happened.

I mixed a lot of alcohols. Really?

I moved She left.

I need it. All right.

I need shoes.

I need to let it go.

I need water.

I never claimed to know.

I never lied to you.

I never pictured what the moment would be like

I own that. Paige knows that.

I probably will.

I really do.

I really do. I appreciate it.

I really don't want to break it off

I remember you telling me, you said your biggest mistake

I respect that, and I also respect, like,

I root for you. You know that.

I said I didn't believe in monogamy,

I said no, thank you.

I said, I'm not."

I saw Nico when I walked in, I was like, "Score!"

I smelled them.

I spent a lot of time with her this summer in New York.

I started putting my modelling photos on Instagram.

I still get his mail Shep's mail.

I talked to him, and he said,

I talked to Leva, and Leva said that you refer

I tell you that much. How are you feeling about that?

I tend to overanalyze everything,

I think hanging out one on one with an ex

I think he would be looked down upon harshly.

I think I should see if my cousin Marcie, who you know,

I think I'm going to go too.

I think it was better for me.

I think it was just maybe me as an awkward person.

I think it's cause she's tall.

I think it's weird.

I think she needs a little bit of time.

I think so.

I think so. I don't know. I don't know.

I think Taylor wants to get married and have kids one day.

I think that tall people are just more, you know,

I think that's kind of where Austen is.

I think those feelings,

I think we all kind of got a little riled up

I think white.

I think y'all need to have more

I think, are just way the (BLEEP) off

I think, to get a good one.

I thought I should get it and say,

I thought I was gonna be in my 20s forever.

I thought we were really building a solid foundation

I thought your whole shtick was that you guys are polite.

I tried it in college.

I used to have the biggest crush on Austen

I used to think that was like a personality trait in someone.

I want everyone to walk in and feel kind of, like,

I want glitz. I want luxury.

I want someone who's sweet and considerate.

I want the person that is looking

I want this to be, you know, like, a very over the top,

I want to double my money.

I want to go places with you.

I want to introduce my cousin Marcie.

I want to keep this negative energy going."

I want to start this new decade

I want to, like, celebrate everyone with,

I want, like, angelic.

I want...feathers.

I wanted to be closer to my family.

I wanted to give you kind of a token of the fact

I wanted you guys to, like, get along.

I wanted, like, number one value, like,

I was 20 ing 1.

I was a nerd.

I was going to say I'm going to make you feel

I was gonna see what you were doing.

I was heartbroken.

I was here with Danni one time.

I was in the middle of, like, this romantic moment.

I was ironing it on my bed.

I was just calling because I'm kind of sitting here with,

I was just showing how cute I was.

I was just talking about the conversation we had,

I was just telling her that I caught, like,

I was just trying to get y'all two to, like, talk.

I was just trying to make clear,

I was just trying to, like, help the situation.

I was kind of like a girl Shep.

I was like the party girl, you know?

I was like, "(BLEEP), this is it."

I was like, "Goodbye, everybody.

I was like, "I need that little fan."

I was like, "I'll bet a million dollars

I was like, "Okay, party." Right.

I was like, "Oof, yes."

I was like, "What?"

I was like, "Whoa."

I was like, I'm not into this anymore.

I was like, really? Tell me the details.

I was like, what are some moments at the house?

I was like, you know what?

I was literally just getting ready to call you.

I was living in Los Angeles, but when COVID hit,

I was not okay with it.

I was out in Scottsdale at a bachelorette party.

I was ready.

I was seeking comfort in somebody that I trusted

I was telling everyone. I was like, "No, no, no.

I was telling Shep that it never happened.

I was trying to have a barbecue,

I was trying to open up to him about

I was trying, like, to keep it on the low.

I was with her when she invited you,

I was with Kathryn the day before, she said,

I was, like, newly single,

I went once to take pictures. That's it.

I went to two football games my entire high school career.

I will do the exact opposite. That's what scares me.

I wish her the best.

I wish you would have gotten to like,

I woke up and I was like, I'm done.

I would be a little surprised

I would have almost rather just stayed there.

I would hope someone would do that for me

I would just I literally just asking questions

I would take up for anyone that's not at a party

I, like, smell like tequila.

I'd actually find it more of a red flag

I'd hang with him.

I'd say like a smooth...

I'll get this, and I'll see you shortly.

I'll probably get my ass kicked, right?

I'll take the bottle and you take

I'm ing done with this human.

I'm thank you. I feel hydrated today.

I'm 30. Isn't that crazy?

I'm 36.

I'm a catch. Well, you are a catch.

I'm a little concerned about the skull and bones.

I'm a little concerned about the skull and bones...

I'm a little concerned about the skull and bones...

I'm a mama's boy, and my mom's a very strong woman.

I'm absolutely disgusting.

I'm actually really excited for my party.

I'm asexual at the moment.

I'm back.

I'm back.

I'm being the dutiful son, so thank God.

I'm calling bullshit on one and done.

I'm calling bullshit on one and done.

I'm cleaning up.

I'm convinced that you two had like a mini, little,

I'm dipping out. I'm dipping out.

I'm doing my part.

I'm excited to be here celebrating Kathryn's birthday.

I'm extending an olive branch

I'm glad I called you. Love you.

I'm going home to my home.

I'm going inside. I'm going inside.

I'm going to get my ass kicked in tennis.

I'm going to go. No. I'll get him.

I'm going to offer this peace offering.

I'm going to pee real quick. Okay.

I'm going to turn the pool lights on real quick.

I'm gonna FaceTime him, if that's okay.

I'm gonna go grab some stuff.

I'm gonna help you guys empty.

I'm gonna interrupt,

I'm gonna show them to you, okay?

I'm good, how are you?

I'm good. Thank you for having us.

I'm happy for us to, like, move forward from it,

I'm happy to be that for you.

I'm happy to see you. You look really great.

I'm happy you're over your ex. Like, I mean, you are, right?

I'm here!

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm hoping positive vibes. Mm hmm.

I'm in a different headspace this year,

I'm in love.

I'm in. She's saying

I'm just everything I say You don't care.

I'm just asking questions.

I'm just going to be the bigger person.

I'm just going to pretend he didn't

I'm just so happy for you. Thank you.

I'm just so hyper focused on career.

I'm just thrown off by it.

I'm like a lot older than you,

I'm like, "Wait, I wanted you

I'm like, "Why on earth would he ever be asking that?"

I'm like, "You're so cute." He's so sweet.

I'm looking at some ties right now.

I'm looking for a forever person.

I'm looking for a tie for a roaring '20s party.

I'm making it more in my head than it needs to be.

I'm not ing scared of you.

I'm not a journalist, but I feel like one right now.

I'm not about it, I'm not about it.

I'm not being like anything.

I'm not coming in on sides.

I'm not done with Naomie and Venita.

I'm not even gonna season these.

I'm not even taking sides, I'm literally

I'm not even, like, taking sides.

I'm not going to like, not acknowledge her.

I'm not going to naturally be like,

I'm not here to attack you. I appreciate that. Thank you.

I'm not making this sound like a fun job...

I'm not out of shape.

I'm not ready to go down that path.

I'm not saying you're in love with him,

I'm not trying to lock it down.

I'm ready for a glass. Okay.

I'm ready to go home.

I'm ready to go.

I'm ready to go.

I'm ready to go. I'm so ready to go.

I'm retired.

I'm right here.

I'm sh faced.

I'm Shep's cousin.

I'm sleepy.

I'm so excited.

I'm so glad you came. You look great.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Well, that's nice.

I'm telling her about the phone call with Kathryn.

I'm turning 30 this summer.

I'm wearing that Dolce and Gabbana

I'm worried about Olivia.

I'm your peacemaker. Chleb, no, you're not.

I've been craving sushi so bad since I left L.A.

I've been getting a little bit of background from Craig.

I've been hanging out with Paige, but we're not exclusive.

I've been like, "Yo, we got some fresh fish.

I've been looking at them.

I've been told blue and paisley.

I've got their father and I in a custody battle.

I've got two children.

I've just been laying low, just chillin', man.

I've just thought a lot about what I need

I've tried to establish a relationship with Kathryn,

If he can't quite get there to have a family,

If I don't feel like you're trying.

If I don't feel like you're trying.

If I have a free weekend, I can go fly to you,

If I want to be friends with him anymore.

If I wasn't at a party, and that's

If it's going well, you know?

If the world's going to see you, shine bright.

If they are together, I mean, that would be fine.

If y'all want to grab it. Thank you.

If you knew No, no.

If you two didn't get along.

If you wanted to meet up.

If you're not going to take accountability...

If you're ordering yourself Postmates,

If you're trying to have a hard conversation,

If, like, the time that we hung out

In a couple of days.

In all the sides of the coffin.

In Charlotte because, as you know, they just sold it.

In forever. I like that.

In high school,

In my head, like, if you want to be with somebody

In our first three months and just continues to grow.

In probably four years.

In the air. Right.

In the sanctity of marriage." Which is weird

In through your nose, out through your mouth.

In Vegas and they were so cute and like,

In your life. Not true. Not true.

In, like, a year and a half.

Indeed. Just only eat half.

Influencing if I get the right deals.

Instead of wild "Animal House" parties.

Interesting. Mm hmm.

Into a little, mini inferno.

Into a real, like, woman,

Into the whole influencer thing.

Into who I thought he wanted me to be.

Is appropriate, and I'm asking that, like, nicely.

Is he old enough?

Is he trying to lie about it?

Is he wearing a white shirt or blue shirt?

Is it a boy, girl or?

Is right. Right.

Is she okay? Like, Jesus God.

Is that how it goes?

Is that just like? It's the point.

Is that true?

Is that what you're saying?

Is that your mindset?

Is the product already outside?

Is there any way to pee without walking in there?

Is this your date?

Is turned around, and you like that, yes.

Isn't it too early for wine? Daddy's not home.

It all just fell apart.

It didn't go over so well.

It does? I feel like I always just go to Starbucks,

It doesn't always have to turn into a ing relationship.

It doesn't look like that on me.

It feels like you have problems with, like, most of them.

It gets a little hot. A Charleston tea party.

It is a full time job.

It is good to take it slow.

It is really sunny right here. Hi.

It is to find someone that you really believe

It is what it is.

It just I hate that.

It looks beautiful. How are you?

It looks like you're making me a margarita now.

It made me feel like suddenly

It makes me pull back, because it's a lot.

It makes you sound unsure.

It said "when needed."

It sounds "Great Katsby."

It sure does.

It was a disaster.

It was an old flame, and I kissed a girl in a stairwell,

It was awesome.

It was Betty Davis.

It was in the middle of the night,

It was just, like, what do you bring to my life?

It was like "I was right,

It was like just that one conversation that went off.

It was like, "So you're taking her side."

It was mean, and it got to me, like, really bad.

It was simply she's being spoken about.

It was so cute. Aww.

It was super exciting.

It was twice. I told him that.

It wasn't healthy for me to hang out with you.

It went pretty good.

It, like, really means a lot, truly.

It'll be very tough to say, like, goodbye to the home

It's it's low stress, and that makes me happy.

It's 'cause of my nails. I spun it.

It's a decade for me to use everything I learned in my 20s

It's a disinfectant, more or less.

It's a foursome. It's like golf.

It's a lot for somebody to to really go through.

It's been a month?

It's been a sh y year.

It's been four years. Well...

It's been kind of a low key, ongoing thing.

It's been remediated of all asbestos,

It's birds of a feather flock together.

It's called a finisher for a reason.

It's darn right terrifying is what it is.

It's definitely the longest relationship I've had.

It's easy to, like, spread that down to your kids,

It's eye catching. I'll say that.

It's going to be super good.

It's gone.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

It's gonna be a makeup vanity with, like, the big

It's gonna be super good.

It's good to be back.

It's good to be back.

It's good to be back.

It's good to see that Kathryn is, like,

It's good?

It's good. It was delicious.

It's heavy, man.

It's just a hot tub.

It's just because, like, I want you to be comfortable

It's just, like, out of decency

It's like she uninvited Austen

It's like a bejeweled, floor length,

It's like a really low grade effort

It's like guard, guard, guard, guard, guard, me.

It's like, "It's my party. It is my party."

It's like, okay, so whose side are you on?

It's making me sad.

It's more affirmative to be like,

It's nice and big.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a woosah moment, because she's so fake.

It's not behind his back. It's to his face.

It's not cold.

It's not. Don't tell him.

It's one of those things.

It's pretty. Looks good.

It's really cool out here.

It's showing.

It's so evident that there's,

It's supposed to be, like, whew.

It's the most stable relationship I've ever had.

It's the two ties plus a little something I picked out.

It's very clear that I am getting

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, that's the longest we've gone without seeing

John didn't know that I had money until we signed a prenup.

Just about Craig and her and Vegas.

Just angry little demons.

Just be positive towards it. I know, but, like, wait.

Just do the "hey."

Just kind of the way that it was like a throw away.

Just please don't do, like,

Just saying bye.

Just shoot me right between the eyes

Just wandering down King Street?

Just working on the house, and...

K., wait. I was just telling her

Kathryn and I do not have a relationship.

Kathryn has the kids every other weekend,

Kathryn said, you know, I'm extending

Kathryn, come here. Kathryn!

Kathryn, I don't like the way you fight.

Kathryn, I know that's not true.

Kathryn, please.

Kathryn, what?

Kathryn.

Kathryn's energy drains me and makes me feel so bad.

Know about it so we can actually grow

Know me, like, who I am today.

Lamar.

Last week was Kathryn's birthday party.

Last year, when you said I should be ashamed of myself

Last year, with my sh , toxic relationship,

Let me get a picture.

Let's she can't listen, she kills a theme, okay?

Let's be real honest about Craig.

Let's be real honest about that.

Let's do this.

Let's get the band back together.

Let's go get a drink. Let's go catch up...

Let's go out on the piazza, and I'll bring the glasses out.

Let's go outside.

Let's go outside. Come on.

Let's go!

Let's just be nice to each other

Let's just say this. We're a little more casual now.

Let's manifest happiness and peace.

Let's reverse back to the point.

Let's say that, because historically speaking,

Let's sit.

Let's start there.

Let's take a look

Leva is calling me.

Leva was also there with her family

Lick your chops.

Life is wonderful. Good.

Life takes you in different directions,

Like a little baby chihuahua: all bark, no bite.

Like a two year old. Stop!

Like all of us.

Like at the party, everyone was like,

Like d****s, you know? No, you look beautiful.

Like everyone has an ex.

Like I didn't seek to become an influencer.

Like in there.

Like nobody's ever burned bridges before.

Like phoenix rising from the ashes...

Like pink, florals. Yeah, garden party themed.

Like she always dressed up, like,

Like stuff like that, you know what I mean?

Like, ing, wouldn't you think that's what

Like, "Aw, you know, I feel so sorry."

Like, "Hey, I found this old leather glove."

Like, "What does he resent me for?"

Like, a big part of each other's lives, you know?

Like, a good size. Yeah.

Like, a new beginning.

Like, as someone who wants to, like,

Like, Austen situation.

Like, before... So it's weird. I'm, like,

Like, figure it out.

Like, friction between y'all. There shouldn't be.

Like, hatred or something.

Like, have nothing to do with you, you know?

Like, have y'all talked about that,

Like, he's not making kind of, like,

Like, how non Southern belle

Like, I can't have someone in my space like, "Oh, hi."

Like, I don't care where you are in life.

Like, I don't know if you ever knew it.

Like, I don't know where I'm gonna be in six months.

Like, I don't need to be around people that

Like, I don't understand.

Like, I feel like she wants me to have a sad face, you know,

Like, I feel like you're emotionally unavailable,

Like, I like to come in and fix.

Like, I never I don't have any problems

Like, I really like her a lot.

Like, I think if I woke, like, sleeping

Like, I want you to pick me up from the airport.

Like, I will never get somebody as good as Metul in my life.

Like, I'm not trying to

Like, I'm not worried about you and anything that you wear.

Like, I'm sorry for how I said what I said,

Like, it makes me feel bad because I don't want it

Like, it wasn't all it was like chalked up to be or whatever."

Like, it wasn't all it was..." I never said that.

Like, literally, stop.

Like, my abandonment issues, triggered.

Like, Netflix and chill.

Like, nothing we had no arguments, nothing.

Like, one of my best friends.

Like, over the summer, you guys slept together.

Like, really hurt my feelings.

Like, reconnection.

Like, see how it's kind of in? Yeah.

Like, six months of our relationship.

Like, step up to the bat, which is really sh .

Like, thank you so much, Mom.

Like, that's not happening.

Like, they're so hard to do.

Like, think about not spending Christmas there and whatnot.

Like, this isn't

Like, this was the love of my life.

Like, three months in our relationship,

Like, three months into our relationship,

Like, unprocessed things there.

Like, wait, yeah, what are we doing?

Like, want to be a better person.

Like, we made amends.

Like, what a in' friend. And he, like, felt so dumb.

Like, what if Paige is there?

Like, what's their deal?" And I was like, they did.

Like, whatever other problems are happening,

Like, where it started was, in the spring,

Like, you can trust in me." You can.

Like, you don't want to really have any enemies.

Like, you haven't ever really said,

Like, you know, "If things were to ever happen,

Like, you know, we haven't gotten much one on one time,

Like, you still have to foster your friendships.

Like...

Like... Would it be awkward?

Listen to you, screaming and yelling

Literally everything.

Livvy, you go to your room.

Long time. I'm like, yeah...meh.

Look at me.

Look at us, both in healthy places in our lives,

Look at us.

Look who's here.

Look, I brought you a Trop Hop.

Look, I'm always willing to improve

Look, I'm not saying it's your fault.

Look, if Austen walked in right now,

Look, this is a convo I want to have on another day.

Look, wait. How I wear it.

Looks like it's going really well.

Love you, roomie.

Low key, I think it may be my bridal luncheon now."

Madison can push buttons,

Madison just got here.

Madison LeCroy shows up tonight."

Madison LeCroy, how'd I know you'd show up?

Make Daddy proud.

Make her feel comfortable.

Makes me a little giddy to see him.

Makes me feel like like, "Oh, my God, you're 23, your eggs."

Makes you stupid.

Mama

Mama

Mama, mama, mama.

Mama, you got to let me talk.

Marcie and I were the black sheep.

Marriage and a baby in the future, you never know.

Matching champagne glasses.

Maxi dresses or mini dresses?

Maybe a cannonball. [laughs]

Maybe it never will be.

Maybe we can address some of them.

Maybe we ought to keep him waiting.

Maybe you should just not be in a relationship.

Maybe you should just not be in a relationship.

Me and Kathryn actually just got into it.

Me and Kathryn, at one point, we did have easy times,

Me and Leva think that Craig and Naomie hooked up

Me and Naomie, the two klutzes.

Me and Paige met a little over three years ago.

Me move some furniture,

Meet someone and you're adorable,

Michael had what is known as a spinal stroke,

Michael, he has the magic martini touch.

Michael's not here since the stroke,

Miss P. came. Yeah.

Miss you.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm. No. Mm mm.

Mm, I don't know, baby. I have no idea.

Mm, this is funny because this is where like all started,

Mm.

Mm...

Mmm, I love the bow tie. Thank you.

Mom. Oh, boy.

Mwah!

My baby.

My dad, who passed away when I was five,

My dad's from upstate New York.

My family.

My first kiss and, like, high school parties

My greeting was not meant to be awkward.

My head's, like, just all over the place.

My life is really good,

My life isn't, like, set in stone.

My longest marriage lasted 15 years,

My mom knew Kathryn before I did,

My mom was around my age when her and my dad

My mom's born and raised in South Carolina.

My mother is the reason why I am who I am today.

My roommate situation right now is my parents.

My thought was like, well, then...

Myself included, being like, "What are y'all?

Naomie and Craig.

Naomie and I were talking about this.

Naomie speaks, like, five different languages.

Naomie speaks, like, five different languages.

Naomie texted me a couple of months ago,

Naomie texted me and was like,

Naomie would try and take him home.

Naomie, she was like, "You know, I still love you.

Naomie's back in town.

Naomie's name would come up. Yeah. Yeah.

Next one's mine. No, no, no.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. You're so beautiful.

No matter what they had put each other through,

No wings that's bad on a date.

No, get out!

No, he didn't. I had to twist his arm.

No, I know. I mean, are you kidding?

No, I'm already in here.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm texting, actually.

No, it wasn't.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I have not spoke

No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

No, no. I can't do more.

No, spaghetti is bad on a date.

No, this has to be fun.

No, totally, right?

No, you're actually tripping.

No! No.

No.

No.

No. I asked him that, and he was like,

No. I had, like, had it done.

No. I'm done.

Nobody made me.

Nobody would make me do anything.

Not have her in my life, right?

Not my nose. It's new.

Not one that, you know, is just given to me.

Not our problem.

Not ready for that.

Not the most comfortable thing.

Not you, but we're gonna have to do a paternity test.

Now I done forgot what I was going to say.

Now look at me.

Now you gotta sit next to Craig.

Now, does Naomie invite Craig to the party?

Now, I'm really pregnant.

Now, I've heard a rumor

Now, we can, like, move on.

Obviously, there are people

Of course Craig and Naomie hooked up, of course.

Of course, I want to go celebrate your birthday,

Of course.

Of the best years of my life."

Of wanting to get married.

Of you that from this time forward,

Oh, all hell broke loose when we moved in together.

Oh, are we crashing y'all's date?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Erica, are you kidding me?

Oh, fun. Is it good being back?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, here's the tray, okay. I'll just

Oh, I almost said, "I love you, bye."

Oh, I feel it already.

Oh, it turned into "Jerry Springer" instantly.

Oh, it's not a date?

Oh, look at that.

Oh, Lord. You know, I'm dipping out on this.

Oh, man, this is such a treat.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, are y'all kidding me?

Oh, my God, he still didn't get it.

Oh, my God, it looks so good.

Oh, my God, look at you. Did you get highlights?

Oh, my God, Madison, your ring. Oh, my God, you're engaged.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cry.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Coming up...

Oh, my God. How are you?

Oh, my God. It's actually chasing you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You look sexy.

Oh, my gosh, here it is.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, nice. These are right.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, oops.

Oh, really?

Oh, sh .

Oh, sh .

Oh, thank are you burning up?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that might go good with your dress.

Oh, the two fer.

Oh, there's somebody at the door.

Oh, they said. I was standing like this.

Oh, this some pimp stuff.

Oh, well, we always act like nothing's wrong.

Oh, what you got? What you got?

Oh, whatever. It happens.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, you do?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! God bless this mess.

Oh! This is so pretty.

Oh! What's up, man?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I know.

Oh. It just takes one or two times

Okay, bye.

Okay, Chleb, walk the away from me.

Okay, cool. This is awkward.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here. You open it.

Okay, I didn't know. I haven't been told.

Okay, I got a little down low.

Okay, I told you that. Stop.

Okay, I'm not. I'm just I'm asking questions.

Okay, Kathryn and Naomie.

Okay, so I just want to get it done so I don't have to,

Okay, so Naomie texted me.

Okay, so the first thing is for the Aaron campaign.

Okay, sure. Absolutely.

Okay, that's healthy.

Okay, we're looking at a picture of Craig.

Okay, where do you want to go?

Okay, where is Sarah at?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Like that?

Okay. Thank you, Mom.

Okay. They are big.

Olivia and I are drinking Ranch Water.

Olivia kind of terrifies me

Olivia, I know through her parents.

On a totally separate trip, so yeah.

On more than good terms? No.

On the floor. Oh.

On the next episode of "Southern Charm."

One more.

One of these days, dude, you're going to wake

One thing, Kathryn doesn't like Naomie,

Ooh, he kissed me.

Ooh, he kissed me.

Ooh, I like those.

Ooh, I've got some fancy cologne that I never used.

Ooh, what about it? I like that conversation.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Great.

Ooh. Oh!

Ooh. Shut up.

Ooh. What are those?

Or anything? Sauvignon Blanc.

Or he just looks at me with a blank stare.

Or is it?

Or is that weird? No, that's not weird.

Or just be like, "Ahh!"

Or oyster, yeah. I could eat that all day.

Or something like that.

Or they have problems with me or we both?

Or two times that you're not careful.

Or would you like to go first? What do you mean?

Or you especially.

Our great, great, great, great grandfather,

Our travels a little bit.

Over the past several days,

Over the summer, Metul and I moved to New York.

Over under before it's over?

Overlapped with Paige,

Paige is in New York, but she'll be here

Paige lives in New York City,

Period? No.

Person in the room

Picture them at a certain age?

Plus, I haven't seen you since May.

Point is, I've always been wanting him to, like,

Pregnancy does different things to different people.

Pretty much taught me the values of hard work

Previously on "Southern Charm."

Prosecco okay?

Punctuation is worse than emojis.

Pushing me away from you.

Put his hat in his hand and be like,

Put them all over the place, so...

Put your tongue out.

Reach a problem, and abandon ship

Real hard to move out.

Really good because it made me feel happy.

Really hope that she's not trying

Really? Well, that's excellent.

Relationship has gone to.

Remember, I was like, I saw them

Right here, maybe right here. Wait, you're in it.

Right here. All right.

Right now?

Right? Round is a shape.

Right.

Right.

Right. I have both.

Sad I wasn't invited.

Sassy frass. [laughs]

Sassy.

Say hi. [laughter]

Say no, but, like, still ask.

Saying to fix it with her.

Seat belt on.

See through mesh material.

See, in New York we're just like, "you."

Settling down and getting married,

Sewing Down South is doing awesome.

Sh about me, you know? So, like,

Sh or get off the pot.

Shacking it up with the parents.

Shall I pull out your chair, or do you not care?

She always says, "No, I should come first."

She can burn a bridge

She gets my sense of humor.

She goes, "Oh, my."

She heard I was back in town and she said, you know,

She is going to be in the background like...

She is her parents' roommate, that is for sure.

She is wifey material.

She kind of shelved them.

She makes me Patricia look ing poor.

She said all the perfect things on the phone.

She said she want to have, like, a little dinner.

She said sorry about everything.

She said the last time she spoke to you

She scared me when I met her, 'cause I really liked her.

She seemed like she wanted to talk to you.

She should feel like the princess that she is.

She should have walked in and been like, "Hey, Kathryn,

She upstaged my barbecue.

She wants to start a clean slate with everyone

She was calling him and was, like, trying to be exclusive.

She was late or whatever.

She was like, you know, "I still love you.

She was that little 21 year old girl

She was wanting to bring. I think it's fine.

She went to D.C. She left?

She worked here in Mount Pleasant.

She would let us use that space.

She would wear lipstick and heels with her pajamas.

She'll figure it out.

She's 27. Oh, that's right.

She's a ing petty ass bitch.

She's a little bad girl, too.

She's a very good mom.

She's beautiful, but like, she's so low key.

She's beauty and she's grace.

She's doing very nice.

She's in my head. You know what I'm saying?

She's in town now? Yeah.

She's just probably I'm not

She's known Kathryn for a while, she's just

She's like...

She's Mrs. Petty.

She's not a dumbass.

She's not a dumbass.

She's not at the party.

She's one of my best friends.

She's so nice and so real.

She's so pretty. What's up, buddy?

Shep could rise to the occasion.

Shep has never had to compromise with anybody,

Shep, shut up.

Shoots, he scores.

Should I sit in the middle?

Should I text her? Yeah.

Show him a few of these.

Showing my emotion.

Shut the up, Naomie.

Since I've been single, I've met

Since Kathryn's thing. I know.

Since she was 21.

Since when are you ever the peacemaker?

Since you're taking my daughter,

Since you're taking my daughter,

Since you're taking my daughter,

Sit down and talk to her about how I feel about it.

Sitting on the couch being like, "[squeals]"

Skin is fresh.

Sneaking out at night.

So anyway, let's get off that subject.

So anyway, you know who else is back?

So are you excited about your date?

So are you still remaining a free agent?

So Austen, he's coming with Olivia, correct?

So Chleb better watch his back.

So did you go tell Kathryn that,

So do you.

So do you. Thank you so much.

So everything's good? Yeah.

So everything's good.

So good to see you.

So good to see you. You look amazing.

So he could hear what I needed.

So he is paralyzed from the chest down,

So I came home.

So I consider you one of them.

So I crawled all the way back to Charleston,

So I didn't have time to wait.

So I figure we should talk.

So I heard that Jason was having an affair.

So I kind of want to talk to you about this.

So I run into Naomie and Craig in Vegas,

So I should take the olive branch, even though I'm scared.

So I think that if I have a guest list as well,

So I thought Craig was going to, like,

So I want him to feel special too.

So I'll take the chance and take a little bite, I guess.

So I'm gonna make sure that I'm not making this up.

So I'm like, all for y'all's relationship.

So I'm out of breath.

So I'm rounding up.

So I'ma go back there tonight.

So in the spirit of realness

So it sounds like she's still got feelings

So it was very personal things.

So it's been a minute, man. A long time.

So it's been nice to have a little more structure,

So it's happening at a house south of the Battery.

So it's like... I know.

So Kathryn is like...

So Leva was trying to drop a bomb in the car.

So like, I don't go to the grocery store like this,

So Michael

So my party is not gonna be our party, excuse me.

So now he's not having to commute anymore,

So now it's summer.

So she comes down to visit, and Austen got mad at me

So she started off like a bitch.

So that's even worse.

So that's now a problem between you and I?

So that's what she was frustrated about.

So the pressure is on.

So the reason I'm calling you is because I was thinking

So the Rockefeller sounds great,

So there's that too.

So they're gonna sell my childhood home in Charlotte.

So things are just going really well.

So we do about four days on, four days off.

So we have 40 minutes to turn everything in.

So we walk in and there's Paige and Craig.

So we were first cousins.

So we'll get the scoop on that.

So we're gonna have a joint party.

So when I started dating her, your name would come up.

So when it comes to relationships,

So when Shep came over to the house,

So when's the last time we caught up?

So when's the last time you saw her before tonight?

So where is he from originally?

So where's the husband?

So why would you invite them to our birthday party

So yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my mom's side, yeah.

So you are in charge.

So you remember in high school...

So you're telling me sh or get off the pot.

So, like, I don't really get

So, like, if he had a wife and they broke up,

So, like, in that moment of, like, anger

So, like, Naomie had

So, like, she invited me, but we don't, like, chit chat.

So... Crawl down that road.

Some issues in our relationship.

Some of us peaked in high school,

Some things take longer than others; you know what I mean?

Someone implied that it wasn't just Vegas.

Sorry to interrupt.

Sorry.

Sounded like he had a little story to tell,

Speak of the devil.

Squid goes in the fridge.

Stop talking to me, Chleb.

Stop.

Struggled to make new friendships at my party...

Such a Yeah, and you advocate

Sup, buddy? How are you?

Supposed to be one of my best friends.

Sure.

Sweet and cute.

Tail tucked between my legs,

Take a seat.

Take me to your leader!

Take my time from from you, from my family.

Talk with your body.

Talk.

Talking about products and I wasn't.

Taylor she was late or whatever.

Taylor and I had a little thing where she was, like

Taylor and I, we're coming up on two years, which is crazy.

Taylor had to force him to come to the party.

Taylor, just the way that he talks to you sometimes.

Teach your kids what?

Telling me I should be ashamed of spreading

Than desirable as far as friendship is concerned."

Than say too much and get myself in trouble.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Thanks.

Thank you, Justin.

Thank you, my dear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. Are these dietetic?

Thank you. By the way,

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. You know I had to show up.

Thanks for having me. Thank you for coming.

Thanks, buddy.

That that aren't married with kids.

That are being swept under the rug.

That caught me a little off guard.

That chapter is closed.

That Craig and her are, like, on good terms

That goes into the back end of being an influencer.

That has moved in steps and at a certain pace.

That have been stressing you out,

That he and Naomie were together in Las Vegas.

That he's been in love with her for five years.

That I am engaged.

That I could tolerate.

That I don't drink.

That I haven't worn, the pussy dress.

That I shouldn't have been having,

That I want to be with you forever.

That I, like, cheated on Paige,

That I'm, like, coming for her.

That I've had in years.

That is outfit number one.

That is what I did. That's cool.

That keeps throwing me under the bus?

That Madison would try to push mine.

That makes me feel so good because everyone in Charleston

That me and my sister grew up in.

That meant anything to me.

That Metul showed up early to a plane

That one, that one, that one.

That she can't read me, and I don't blame her.

That she was attacked in that moment.

That she's announcing big news.

That sounds good.

That using that emoji to, like, describe the individual

That was a fun party.

That was Memorial Day weekend.

That was right there.

That was super cute.

That was the only question I asked.

That we would always fill up with like,

That we're gonna hit it off well.

That you couldn't have known,

That you didn't back down on your point,

That you had with she who shall not be named,

That you see in your dad is what you should be looking for.

That you would, you know, leave.

That you're not careful and then...

That your content's not good enough

That'll be great. I can see Olivia.

That's ing it's not.

That's 'cause Paige knows nothing.

That's "Grumpy Old Men."

That's a lot. You invited her here, right?

That's a really mean thing to say.

That's all I'm going to say.

That's been sitting here for four months.

That's bullsh .

That's crazy that Craig remembers that.

That's diabetes in Saran wrap. I know.

That's doing like, keeps throwing me under the bus?

That's fine.

That's first and foremost.

That's first and foremost.

That's high official WASPs.

That's insane.

That's just, like, very, like, presumptuous.

That's my girl.

That's not real friendship.

That's positive. Should we hug?

That's right. That's right.

That's so rude.

That's the good news.

That's the little beans, right? Yeah.

That's too funny.

That's unacceptable.

That's weird. Hey.

That's what scares me as well, you know?

That's what was shocking to me.

That's why I'm kind of inviting her.

That's why we're going on the range to practice, right?

That's, like, a bit of insecurity, though, right?

That's, like, all there is to say.

That's, like, at a distance that, like,

That's, like, her whole thing.

That's, like, very condescending.

The 10 year plan with me.

The awkward hello,

The biggest love I've had in my life.

The blushing cowgirl spirit.

The crab dip.

The dad was very present.

The domestic arts elude me.

The effort necessarily that I want him to.

The energy being like, "rah!"

The girl that I fell in love with and I walked my own way."

The girlies were making fun of me the whole time.

The hairdresser literally did it for me,

The Jupiter Island Club is very, very exclusive.

The Jupiter Island Club, I got it.

The last time I was here,

The last time Naomie and I spoke was me reaching out

The Lewis ice bag,

The man is not able to just hook up with a girl and like,

The more I disengage.

The next time that I get visitation,

The odds were against Chleb and Kathryn.

The other night?" Ooh.

The party started really nicely and then

The problem is, is, like, I stopped

The question is,

The rightful steps to be taken, which would be marriage,

The rumor about Cameron.

The secret. Wait.

The snack platters.

The up and realize I'm your biggest goddamn advocate,

The way we broke it off,

The weird mom thing that you do.

The you look.

Then I talked to you, you were like, I don't want

Then onto the next.

Then she went to LA, you know,

Then you can go hang out with them "

Then you don't need to worry about it.

There is a little bit of jealousy.

There shouldn't be tons of residue left

There they are. Hey, guys.

There would be blowback for defending Kathryn...

There, support, look good, be dressed up, hang out.

There's a lot that happened.

There's Kathryn.

There's no doubt about it.

There's nothing unsettling, like,

There's so much unexplained history there

There's still something there, right?

They have not been looking at me.

They hooked up in Vegas.

They invested in our restaurant groups,

They just seemed like they were getting back together.

They know that each other are there.

They look identical.

They love you. They love all your stories.

They pretty much crashed me and Taylor's date.

They said?

They said...

They were just talking about my butt.

They will.

They would end up together,

They're gonna be behind the trash can like,

They're gonna be here.

They're hilarious. I love them.

They're like, "Ew, why would you wear that?

They're made from bulls.

They've just never grown out of their honeymoon stage.

Think about all of the things

This bothers Shep.

This can be outfit number three.

This doesn't need to be a ongoing issue.

This guy bothering you?

This is this is way different than prom.

This is a Frank Lloyd Wright house.

This is a silk scarf.

This is a whole new beginning.

This is an old bat wing bow,

This is beautiful up here.

This is clearly beyond Well, you know what?

This is crazy.

This is definitely more art deco,

This is definitely your party. This is great.

This is for outfit number two.

This is going to be a fun afternoon.

This is going to be the last time I ing say it.

This is how I continue to feel.

This is how I continue to feel. Oh, my God. Ugh!

This is how I've been feeling.

This is my cousin Marcie's husband.

This is my girlfriend, Paige.

This is nice out here, you know?

This is perfect. Hey.

This is ridiculous.

This is sad.

This is so pretty.

This is so, like, cute.

This is the last one of these I have.

This is the longest shower you've literally ever taken

This is the proper way to do a martini.

This is what we strive for here.

This is what we strive for.

This is where the sausage is made.

This is where we like spent the first,

This is, like, the most sweaty look I've ever had.

This just got me really excited.

This looks great. Yeah.

This looks so good.

This old thing?

This season on "Southern Charm"...

This seems very 1920s.

This some player.

This thing makes, like, cappuccinos and stuff.

This way. Okay, so you brought options.

This whole thing is a mess. I mean

This will be my first time over Naomie's mom's house

Thomas!

Three weeks, a month, like, that's his style.

Till it makes it to the altar?

Time to like spend spend time together,

To be a burden, you as my friend, you know?

To be here and that I couldn't make sense of the whole thing.

To be honest with you.

To be like, "Okay, I'll take that."

To be present with you too. No, got it.

To be, like, a little elephant."

To Charlotte with me, and I also need you to help

To Chleb, he acts like I'm being dramatic

To come pick up Metul's car out of the driveway

To come to an end.

To everyone... And you should stop

To fulfil the role that I...

To get a football scholarship.

To have a family and get married and have kids...

To have a peace offering.

To have a problem with each other.

To his own birthday party.

To jettison the remainder of the tuna.

To like, freeze your eggs or worry about any of that.

To maintain a friendship. Yeah.

To me is obviously my son's father,

To museums and traveling.

To open their little gift? Yes?

To Paige, that confidence is attractive.

To put it she's led an inelegant life.

To put that sh on me, because I won't accept that.

To rekindle this friendship.

To see if you wanted to come

To see them the time that she has them.

To the garden party that Venita and I are hosting

To the life of servitude with ing Medusa.

To think about something serious.

To your parents as your roommates.

Told her to extend the invite to Olivia.

Tomorrow and grab a drink." Don't do that "so."

Tonight's been a good night. Cheers to that.

Towards the same thing.

Trickle down to her kids.

True or false?

True or false?

True or false? Twice. That's it.

Trying to extend this olive branch,

Turnoff for some people, apparently.

Two birds of one feather? Are you okay?

Two birds of one flock?

Two months ago, I went to Vegas with some friends,

Ugh! Three minutes?

Ugh.

Uh, yeah, we did.

Um, a call list of target accounts from Trop Hop.

Um, I have seen Craig.

Um, it was a double date.

Um, no, I just rolled solo.

Um, okay. Thank you.

Um, well, hey.

Um..

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Yeah.

Um...so I looked back through our texts,

Unexpectedly losing Dad was a real horror show.

Until not having Michael around.

Upstairs.

Vegas, whatever.

Venita was sold at "dress."

Venita, I can't even see the camera 'cause your hair.

Venita, nice to meet you.

Venita, please have mercy.

Venita, put your robe on, because we look ridiculous.

Venita, shut up.

Venita?

Venita.

Venita. Hi.

Venita's issues with Kathryn, I think,

Versus me and Pringle. Perfect.

Very good.

Wait, I'm going to get it. Y'all stay put.

Wait, y'all are crashing our date.

Walk away. Right.

Want the same things," or whatever.

Want to talk to me.

Was just depressing. Right.

Was letting her drive away in the car.

Was to have a peace offering. Then I talked to you.

Was too far away.

Was when you were going through some hard stuff

We are close still.

We bought a thousand feathers and just kind of

We came back into each other's lives.

We can only bring you to the water.

We decided to come next door at Reds.

We didn't go on all these fun trips?

We don't know about what. It was over in the corner.

We don't really ever hug though.

We got divorced

We got in a fight, that's all.

We got really lucky in finding this place.

We got red and white.

We got together.

We had a huge opening weekend.

We had an amazing experience.

We had, like, a very, very deep love for each other,

We have a clean slate.

We have no drama and clean slate.

We have options. Welcome to my boudoir.

We have to cook it, because I think it's time.

We have to make this fun. No mercy.

We have to reorganize it, and there's stuff there

We haven't aged at all.

We like we we did. It was great.

We made eye contact, and I fell in love instantly.

We need copy and we need three story frames.

We need to go chew the fat; you know what I mean?

We opened our first store right on King Street.

We probably have to separate ways."

We saw each other in Charleston.

We should be able to work through that.

We shouldn't be going on our first date

We shouldn't.

We used to go to football games in high school when I

We used to have our own, like, snack tray

We were almost engaged.

We were both single,

We were just talking about you.

We were the only ones out of 14, 15 grandchildren

We would probably have to separate ways.

We, like we pray about it.

We, like, you know, hang out with Shep and Taylor a lot.

We'll get along. It'll be fine.

We're dating by the way.

We're fine, just like me and you

We're gonna do blue square, coral square, blue square.

We're gonna have a good time tonight.

We're good.

We're in the car. Good.

We're just in such a like, a feeling it out place.

We're just relaxing.

We're kind of matching. Oh, hi.

We're like, "awkward."

We're not going there to, like, cause a scene.

We're not here to attack you.

We're talking about Madison right now.

We're very traditional and, like, religious.

We've ever hugged. Okay. Don't touch me.

We've got some sh that we need to talk about

Welcome to my boudoir. Hello. Oh, my God.

Welcome!

Well, apparently after they hooked up in Vegas

Well, apparently, I'm not a safe bet.

Well, cheers.

Well, first I started out,

Well, I couldn't tell you, because you'd tell everyone.

Well, I didn't realize that

Well, I get to see you this weekend

Well, I talked to Venita for a little while, and it

Well, I used vodka.

Well, I was like, why...

Well, I'm curious, too, I suppose.

Well, I'm gonna do a Ranch Water then.

Well, let me tell you.

Well, like, your friends

Well, right, so but again,

Well, sh .

Well, the ex that means the most

Well, up until now.

Well, what about, uh...

Well, what is he?

Well, you have a lot of organizing to do in here.

Well, you look nice tonight.

Well, you're lucky because you're a guy, so you don't have

Well...

Went to the mother ing strip club,

Were actually still BFFs.

Were already dating. Okay.

Were nice to each other.

Weren't you all hanging out in Charleston?

What a change of events.

What a miracle.

What about Naomie and Craig in Vegas?

What about Taylor

What about you?

What am I gonna do?"

What are we drinking?

What are y'all?." No, no, no, no, this is fine.

What are you doing in this town then?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? It is good to see you, man.

What are you drinking, James Bond over here?

What are you drinking?

What are you talking about?

What are you trying to do right now?

What can I get you to drink?

What day is it?

What do we need exactly?

What do you think I'm doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

What does that mean?

What happened last night?

What I was getting into before dating you.

What just happened? What just happened?

What kind of memories?

What man hangs around retail stores that sell pillows?

What triggered me was when you came over and said, like,

What way do I fight?

What were we thinking when we put those shoes on?

What would you have done with that information?

What would you like? White, please.

What you cookin'?

What you did, Kathryn,

What, yesterday was...

What, you're going to stay at my party?

What?

What? I am a positive person, man.

What? What? What?

What? You're unleashed, you're unfettered.

What's been going on? Not much.

What's going on with y'all, really?

What's going on? Nothing.

What's not new?

What's up, man?

What's up, man? Good to you see you.

What's up?

What's up? Pringle.

What's up? Good to see you.

What's wrong with my sewing?

Whatever that thing is. It's under the sink.

Whatever. I'll let you have that one.

When did you get back? Two weeks ago.

When did you play last?

When I see you and Thomas going through this battle,

When I think about my childhood home?

When I want, whenever I want, and that's that.

When I'm actually upset about something.

When I'm not so absolutely disgusting.

When me and Kathryn first started dating,

When Metul and I broke up, I was so heartbroken.

When my mom died.

When somebody says they want to start over, new decade,

When they were back in Charleston

When was the last time you showered?

When we really, like, went our separate ways.

When we weren't living together.

When you meet Marcie, you will never forget her, ever.

When you met me, and you were 21.

When you were dating Madison,

When you've been by my side for, like...

When's the last time I saw you?

Whenever we hang out, you just you just tear me down.

Where

Where are all the oh, here we go.

Where did it go wrong, like, in your brain?

Where have you been?

Where I was coming from with it.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where things get blown out of proportion

Where's Craig? No.

Where's my French girlfriend?

Where's my purse?

Where's my purse?

Where's the bowl?

Whew! So

Which I haven't even thought about yet.

Which is great.

Which is the kind of style of the '20s.

Which is what we're going for, yes.

Which kind of struck me in the heart, you know?

Which only happened twice.

Which thanks for coming to the opening.

While Craig was with Paige.

While you are dating someone is inappropriate.

Whitney cooks, but he's vegan,

Whitney, lima beans.

Whitney!

Whitney!

Who am I kidding? A leopard doesn't change her spots.

Who did that?

Who did you come with?

Who have issues at the table.

Who keeps throwing me under the bus?

Who might want to call clean slate

Who was tall and owned a room.

Who?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. I can't wait to see it.

Whoo!

Whoo! Okay.

Whose house is this? Madison's client's house.

Why are y'all talking?

Why are you guys talking?

Why did you come?

Why does that one keep falling?

Why don't we go sit outside?

Why don't you come and sit down, Austen?

Why don't you just

Why is she Everything last year.

Why was that so weird? I was just saying bye.

Why would I go to your store?

Why would I try to hang out with someone

Why'd you come?

Will probably linger for a while.

With a blank slate.

With any appetizers or anything?

With any of my friends or nothing.

With emotionally unavailable people.

With Harris Teeter in North Carolina.

With leukemia for, what, two weeks?

With my cousin Chelsea and his ex girlfriend Jackie.

With no, like, structural expectations.

With Olivia, why don't you just...

With some positive light. Good.

Without Michael, I just don't pay attention.

Would like someone to fill.

Would that be?

Wow, '20s?

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Those are big words.

Yay!

Yeah I mean, a baby might hinder my

Yeah, 'cause you were a nerd.

Yeah, and she's back in town.

Yeah, because I've been practicing.

Yeah, but hey, Mama

Yeah, but she I mean,

Yeah, clearly.

Yeah, he thinks he's big shot of the century, right?

Yeah, I actually told Pringle about the snack platters.

Yeah, I got my I did my hair before.

Yeah, I put all this floor down.

Yeah, I want a little bit.

Yeah, I'd be like, why would they care?

Yeah, I'll have caviar, yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here.

Yeah, it's, like, super girly, no boys, pink.

Yeah, kind of stupid.

Yeah, like, a few months ago.

Yeah, little sparkles.

Yeah, love that. She is Miss United States.

Yeah, man. It's impressive.

Yeah, no, I mean, from what I know

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, so the reason that I went is because if you extend

Yeah, that was May.

Yeah, the Jupiter Island Club.

Yeah, there's no gun to his head.

Yeah, this is my party.

Yeah, we did.

Yeah, we hung out a week.

Yeah, we're having a little party.

Yeah, we're Hobbs.

Yeah, well, cool. Let me show you the

Yeah, well, she doesn't, either.

Yeah, well, you kind of judged wrong in all of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's fun.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, you told her everything that I ever told you.

Yeah, you were. You were.

Yeah? Okay. I think it goes...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. I'm kind of a total package, Paige.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. She's like,

Yeah. Yeah. That's nice.

Yeah. You've got better things to do, buddy.

Yes, I did.

Yes, I have seen him. Okay.

Yes, I need it, please.

Yes, it was eight years ago, I was 22.

Yes, little hug. Nice to meet you.

Yes, there's your dress. I do have a pink dress.

Yes, um...

Yes, you are the problem.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah, because Paige is gone.

Yes. No, it's not a date.

Yes. Take me with you!

Yes. That's... like a serial killer.

Yo, he had to back roll out of

Yo, hey, can one of you all take

Yo, yo, yo. Kathryn is doing the stomp.

Yo, you tripping.

You ed with the wrong person, the wrong family.

You ing idiot.

You ing petty little bitch.

You ing petty little bitch.

You ing petty little bitch.

You ing petty little bitch.

You ing petty, little bitch.

You no, I do not. That's refreshing.

You absolutely are. And also...

You act like you are better than everyone.

You always bitch.

You and I are dating. 'Cause Paige girl's gone!

You are so not loyal.

You are very flustered.

You are with the wrong person.

You are with the wrong person.

You are. You definitely are.

You came to our house. I was nine months pregnant.

You can add more weight.

You can go to all my friends right now

You can go to all your friends and ask,

You can say something if you like a little bit.

You can trust me to be faithful."

You can.

You can't control how they're gonna behave.

You can't drink like a vodka based drink

You can't just have money.

You can't say, "No, off.

You could wear blue.

You couldn't have But that's what

You did just turn 30 years old, right?

You did so good.

You didn't get it.

You didn't have fun?

You don't expect me to sit in the front.

You don't give a you don't care about my feelings.

You don't have to keep being condescending,

You don't know sh .

You don't teach your kids that. Yeah.

You don't walk away from a hard conversation.

You don't want to get married and settle down.

You gonna poo for Daddy?

You good?

You good?

You good?

You got this whole love for me,

You got to let me talk.

You guys y'all look

You guys did not just sleep together once.

You guys excited?

You had a scare, but we're out of the woods.

You have chewed your last toy, little boy.

You have more than enough dogs than I can contend with.

You have on my leopard dress, you old skank.

You have to do it in that bag,

You have to drink.

You have to have like a legacy to get in.

You have to have the right mallet.

You insinuated that that I was your ex for a reason

You just kind of just flipped a little bit.

You just tell her, but be like, "But maybe I'll get there,

You just thought like, "Oh, no, there is a scare.

You just, like, ghosted me.

You kind of bail.

You know

You know "Whatever, he was trying to get back with me."

You know how I feel about both of them,

You know how I used to shoot, back when I played

You know how you see somebody that you always

You know I live for a good monogram moment.

You know I'll always feel that way about you.

You know it, and I know it.

You know what I did last night that I hate that I did?

You know what? More matching.

You know, a guy confident enough to sew,

You know, Australia for two months.

You know, I do like bow ties.

You know, I felt I felt like an outsider,

You know, I had, like, a big going away party.

You know, I haven't talked to Kathryn today.

You know, I live in his old apartment.

You know, I really would love to talk to you."

You know, I think that Naomie still

You know, I would know."

You know, I've got a lot of baggage here.

You know, in an environment where we don't

You know, it kind of gets to me

You know, it's like a really big

You know, that was like almost ten years ago.

You know, the "eyes looking left" emoji.

You know, the small actions that she makes

You know, there's three sides to everything and, like,

You know, we really have fun together

You know, were knocked off the shelf.

You know, you don't got to change completely,

You know, you've never wanted to see him, you know, succeed.

You let me know if there's anything I can do for you.

You lobbed it for me.

You look amazing!

You look amazing.

You look beautiful. Hi.

You look good, you feel good. You feel good, you play good.

You look good.

You look like a goddess.

You look like one big diamond.

You look so good.

You made me feel a type of way through a really

You make me nervous.

You nasty mother er.

You need a light beer.

You never know when you're going to need a good feather.

You outdid yourself. I'm speechless, like

You play good, they pay good. Whatever, dude.

You play good, they pay good."

You ready?

You remember Olivia, right? Yeah.

You remember us talking about it at the party, right?

You said "roomie"? Yeah.

You second.

You see?

You sit home, and you sew.

You sound like you're mad at me.

You talk a big game. I do.

You think your king sh of mountain.

You threw the kids straight on me.

You threw the kids straight on me.

You tried to ruin a good person's family.

You use a friendship

You walk through it.

You want food? I just gave you a half a burrito.

You want me to leave the tuna 'frigerated?

You want some too? Yeah.

You want this one at the end?

You want to get picked up and maybe grab

You want to have a party?

You want to join me? Mm hmm.

You want to say sorry to me about, then that's sad.

You want to sit down on here or what?

You were just outside.

You were like, "I don't want to be here."

You were like, "The face!"

You were on her team and not my team.

You were right. I know.

You were saying, "I don't want to be here.

You were there.

You would have really liked the guy.

You would have.

You, like, were losing yourself with that kid.

You'll have to come visit and see the kids.

You're a good liar, you ing

You're a good liar, you ing

You're a good liar, you ing..

You're a good liar. You're ing...

You're about to leave right now?

You're amazing." Oh, wow.

You're amazing." Oh, wow.

You're an asshole, so I stopped hanging out with you.

You're doing this dress with these shoes.

You're either in it, or you're not.

You're getting jobs, you're losing jobs.

You're getting up there, babe.

You're going to be great.

You're hopeless.

You're like, yeah, I went back there

You're like, you know, pushing me away from you.

You're literally like a mom, like, you're like

You're mean to him behind his back.

You're not a family.

You're not better than anyone.

You're not better than anyone.

You're not better than me. I never said that.

You're not gonna take accountability?

You're not loyal.

You're not nice to me.

You're not supposed to fill the glass

You're not wearing Vineyard Vines."

You're nothing but an egg donor.

You're peaking right now. What do you mean?

You're shooting content, you're being told

You're so tall.

You've been in there for, like, 50

You've got on some old gray T shirt.

You've got to stop swallowing ice.

Your drives to the vegetable stand.

Your specialty is to meet up

Yum , this looks so good. Mmm.

1,000%.

30. Damn.

30. That's why you're sleepy.

40 minutes outside of Charleston,

175.

ing bug yet, you know?

ing linger.

'Cause I've been A year knowing she doesn't

'Cause Libras celebrate all month,

'Cause your ex is doing something crazy online,

"And you can trust me to be there,

"Great Katsby." Cheers.

"Hey, I think we should get drinks tomorrow"?

"Hey, so I think you should clear your schedule

"Hey, so I was thinking we should meet up

"Hey" with three Ys. That's weird.

"Like, chalked up to be." He said that?

"So we should meet up."

"We should grab a drink."

"Why not?"

"You look good, you play good.

(BLEEP) that bitch.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Yeah.

[chuckles] Get up, sleepy boy.

[grunts]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Oh, my god.

[laughs] So oh, well.

[laughs] What a poor bastard he is.

[laughs] Happy birthday, Venita.

[laughs] It's strong, right?

[laughs] Oh.

[laughs] She, um,

[laughs] Thanks, Aly.

[laughs] That's exciting, though.

[laughs] Then you're walking home.

[laughs] Well...

[scoffs] She says I'm the daddy,

* He's got scandals to pass the time *

* It's easy *

* It's easy as making you think that you love me *

* Just a regular bozo *

* Ooh, ooh, whoa *

* Times have changed *

* Times have changed *

* Whoa, oh, oh *

* You got a hand it to the man *

35.

35. Yeah.

About as barren as my ovaries.

About three weeks, yeah. Three weeks.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Absolutely. And he's, like, my rock.

Absolutely. An insidious thing.

Actually it's Publix, but...

Actually, a shrimp tempura roll.

After my party, we got in a really big fight,

After Vegas. And Craig yes.

After you. Okay.

Ah, sh . I don't want to.

Ah! [laughter]

Ah.

All I do is try and understand you.

All right, have fun. both: Thank you.

All right, hopefully, no one steals it.

All right, let's do that.

All right, sounds good. Bye.

All right, this was good. This was good.

All right. Hell's gonna

All right. Love you.

All the cornerstones of a good friendship.

Am I a p You are the problem.

Am I chauffeuring?

Am I saving the day? Yes.

And after Olivia

And fries. And fries.

And I made sure that the champagne is cooling there.

And I shall close by saying, I put forth to all

And I want you to be comfortable and have fun

And it's a beautiful ring.

And now she lives here? And now she lives here.

And so happy birthday to you. Thank you.

And then get out of town for a second.

And then run and then run and turn off my phone.

And then we have Patricia, Leva, Naomie, Marcie.

Appreciate the last couple of days, man.

Are do you are you just doing this for show?

Are we supposed to pass these?

Are y'all making a plate? Oh.

Are you What's going on?

Are you getting any vibes from her?

Are you giving them issues?

Are you kidding me?

Army crawl. Yeah.

As Shep and Taylor

As Shep and Taylor rolled the dice,

Austen goes, "You and Kathryn take down the mean girls."

Austen was stuck on the fact that I hooked up with Craig

Austen, watch this.

Austin and Craig mended theirs.

Aw, see, look at you smiling and giggling.

Aw.

Aw.

Bare bones table we have here.

BDE, baby.

Be married. I'm gonna just be like,

Beautiful. And the soft shell.

Because I'm the only one opening up.

Been there, done that.

But I don't think he knows,

But I want you.

But I'm starting now. Here's to whatever.

But it's all month.

But like, listen No, no, no, no, calm down.

But like, listen No, no, no. Calm down.

But like, listen. No, no, no.

But look, she looks just like John.

But there might be people who have issues.

But this is a joint party,

But we're taking baby steps, he and I.

But when Kathryn and Chleb attempted to do the same...

But you can't just have a relationship,

But you don't know.

But you don't want the same things.

But, like, it's never crossed my mind ever

But, like, what happens if after, like,

But, like, what you want to do is go to, like,

But?

Butterflies. Yeah, butterflies and music.

Call Kathryn Dennis.

Can I do the spicy tuna roll, please?

Can I give Peaches to you? Certainly.

Can I have a drink? Here, babe, yes.

Can we get a table for four? Yeah, of course.

Can y'all pull it together? Because we have to look cute.

Can you imagine a baby Shep?

Can you imagine killing your

Can you push me?

Can't be a kid forever. I know.

Case in point.

Cause I haven't gotten the chance to, like,

Charlotte. So what's the deal here?

Cheers to that. Whoo!

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. So lovely meeting you.

Cheers. Whoo!

Cheers. Whoo!

Cheers. Happy birthday.

Chelsie's.

Chleb, I just don't know if I can

Come here. Craig, what you got?

Come on in. This is it, the new place.

Come on over here. I like looking

Come on. Thomas?

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Congratulations. Thank you for coming.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Consider me successfully moved on.

Cool. Be right back, guys.

Cornholio.

Could have been you.

Could you ask for anything better?

Craig thinks Madison is engaged.

Craig, I'm so over this. Come here.

Craig, now Calm the down.

Craig, stop. And they spin it.

Craig, what are you talking about?

Craig, where's the bowl?

Craig! What do you got?

Craig! Craig!

Craig! Craig.

Craig! Hey.

Crawl down that road. Yeah.

Cute. Hi, Kathryn.

Damn, girl, you look good today.

Damn.

Debbie brings a maternal energy to my life.

Did any ex say congratulations yet?

Did you bring a shopping list?

Did you get to say hi to Marcie and Taylor?

Did you meet anybody interesting?

Did you talk about me?

Did you want the beans?

Do we have snacks in here?

Do we really have to watch this?

Do we want any food today? Deviled eggs.

Do you feel good about it? I just don't

Do you love it?

Do you want to get started with any cocktails

Does Paige know that? Yes, he told Paige.

Doesn't matter.

Don't break your nails, babe. I know, right?

Don't tell me to calm down.

Done. Okay. Last one, last one.

Dude, I have to tell you something,

Dude, I haven't seen you since

Dude, you are nearing

Edamame for you guys. Thank you.

Everything's outside. Got it.

Ew. Ooh.

Exactly.

Exactly. [laughs]

Exit stage left.

Fantastic.

Feel good. I'll call Deion.

First of all, don't tell me to calm down.

First up to the plate. Is that a challenge, Venita?

For attention.

For how long?

For sure. Thanks so much.

For three days, I was ready to, like,

Four. Okay.

Garden of games, kind of like Hunger Games.

Get to know you better, I would not approach you.

Girl, and I respect the sh out of that.

Girls like her are not easy to find.

God forbid you have warm champagne.

God, you look good. Thank you.

Goddamn.

Good luck to you.

Good talking to you. You too.

Good to see you too. Chleb. Nice to meet you.

Good to see you. Good to see you too.

Good to see you. Oh.

Good to see you. So good to see you.

Good to see you. Thank you. You too.

Good, how are you? Good.

Good. How are you?

Good. I want you to feel that way.

Good. It's good. Good to see you.

Got it? Yep.

Got it. Sorry.

Great. Thanks.

Guys, how are y'all doing tonight?

Guys, let me show you what I got going on out back.

Guys, let's play a little cornhole.

Guys, let's play a little cornhole.

Halley's Comet. Ah, there we go.

Happy birthday to the two girliest.

Happy birthday, Venita.

Happy birthday. Thank you.

Have a good evening. Thank you.

Have you? Yeah, keeping my head clear.

He caught it.

He did good. Well, how did he propose?

He did his homework. I picked him up from school.

He did? Yeah, yeah.

He is a cute dog.

He is, like, all about you and like

He left the apartment,

He loves these two. Great.

He might cry and walk out.

He planned it with my son, with Hudson.

He proposed actually involving my son.

He said that? No, you said that.

He told me. It's just so foreign to him.

He told me. Oh!

He was a fabulous man.

He was invited, right? Well, I uninvited him...

He was like, Craig was like, "Ugh.

He was trying to figure out, like,

He's like, "I don't really believe

Hello, beauty. Oh, my goodness.

Hello, friend. Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hello!

Hello. Hey, y'all.

Hello. Hey.

Hello. Hey.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. How are you?

Hello. How are you?

Hello. I was just talking about you.

Hello. What's up, dude?

Hello. How are you?

Hello. The party has arrived.

Here comes a beauty. Hi.

Here we go. You are not worth my time.

Here, give me the bottle.

Here, let me take your bags so you can look at everything.

Here, the Queen Bee for you. Oh, thank you.

Here's that Sauvignon Blanc for you.

Here's to Patricia's first clean slate.

Here's to that. Cheers to that.

Here's to whatever. I mean

Hey there. How are you doing? Hi.

Hey with three Ys. Hey with three Ys?

Hey with three Ys. Three Ys?

Hey, an apron would cover up that gray T shirt.

Hey, boo. Hi.

Hey, buddy. What's up?

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. What's up?

Hey, ladies. Hey.

Hey, nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.

Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up guys?

Hey, what's up? How are you?

Hey! Hey!

Hey! How are you?

Hey! Naughty dog, you are.

Hey! Yo, yo.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. [gasps]

Hey. Hey, how are you?

Hey. How are you, sexy?

Hey. Nice to meet you.

Hey. How are you? Hello.

Hi, baby. Happy engagement.

Hi, buddy. How are you? What's up? You look nice.

Hi, guys. Congratulations.

Hi, guys. This is so beautiful.

Hi, I'm Marcie. Oh, Marcie, hello!

Hi, I'm Paige. Olivia.

Hi, I'm Paige. Paige?

Hi, lovely, how are you? How are you?

Hi, Naomie. How are you?

Hi, Wilson. Hi.

Hi! Hello.

Hi! Oh, my God, your hair.

Hi. Good to see you.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hey, Olivia.

Hi. Hey, what's up, baby?

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hey. What's up, cutie?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. How you doing?

Hi. I'm Paige.

Hi. Oui, oui.

Hi. So good to see you.

Hi. You look so beautiful.

Hi. Hey, buddy. Should we go and say hi?

Hi. How are you? How's it going?

Him and Paige? Yeah.

Hm.

Hmm.

Hmm. The past, like, month.

Hold just hold on.

Hold on one second. Okay.

Hold tight, buddy.

Holy sh , are you kidding? Because he's too attached.

Hopefully, it's not as crazy as that.

How "purty." Thanks.

How about the local Gold Blonde?

How are we doing? Good to see you.

How are you doing? I'm good.

How are you doing? Oh, everything's fine.

How are you?

How are you?

How are you? Good, how are you?

How are you? Good.

How are you? How are you?

How are you? How's it going?

How are you? I'm good.

How are you? Look at you!

How are you? Olivia.

How are you? You look wonderful.

How are you? So nice to meet you.

How dare she ruin my barbecue?

How do I walk into that space?

How do you ask, Lila?

How do you think he's gonna take it though?

How have you been? You look dewy.

How long y'all been dating? About a year and four months.

How much? Come on.

How you doing?

How you doing? You look cute.

How? What is it you plan to say?

How's Austen?

How's it going? Good. Good to see you.

How's it going? What you got there?

Hydrated. Fresh.

I so with Austen, we did our group dates,

I actually came here today to make up with you.

I actually came here today to make up with you.

I actually forgot my written list.

I agree.

I am engaged. Could have been you.

I am leaving. Kathryn, come here.

I am. I really am.

I can't keep trying

I can't keep trying

I can't wait to see what your baby's gonna look like.

I can't wink. I can't me neither.

I concur. I hope he and Austin patch up

I could cry. I know.

I could get used to this.

I definitely come with a lot.

I did, yeah. Looks so great.

I didn't I didn't ghost you.

I didn't know what I was getting in to before then.

I didn't know what I was getting into

I didn't think you were coming.

I do.

I do. Taylor can't do that.

I don't I don't know that.

I don't have pierced ears, either.

I don't have pierced ears.

I don't know if I, like, have this yearning to do that.

I don't know if there's any more Dads left out there.

I don't know why they aren't using protection,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need it tight.

I don't need sh . Here's the thing.

I don't tell him secrets anymore.

I don't think he'll give a sh at all.

I don't think we're allowed to do that.

I don't think we're allowed to.

I don't, but I feel like you've

I feel like "Driving Miss Daisy."

I feel like I am, like,

I feel like this is appropriate for a boys' day.

I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch.

I felt bad that I saw her, like, get attacked.

I got a beer for you.

I got hamburgies and hotdoggies.

I got it. I got it.

I had issues with boundaries in my past relationship.

I hate that line of reasoning.

I have a client that has a house.

I have problems with them? Yeah.

I have to pee. Okay.

I haven't hit golf balls, Craig, in I can't tell you

I hope not. I kind of think he's in denial,

I hope so.

I invited him over to dinner

I just I don't have that in me, but

I just found out you were engaged.

I just hope everyone's on the same page.

I just like

I just need to be back.

I just needed some space.

I just poured these a few minutes ago.

I knew you were gonna get engaged.

I know, bro. You know, so that's

I know, I needed to see someone

I know, right? I was 33

I know, right? It's like a game.

I know, with the monogram. You see my robe?

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I love it.

I know. I'm like, they're fine.

I know. Kathryn and Olivia?

I know. You probably know, is, like

I know. I know. When you met her.

I know. It is.

I like her. Oh, you do like her?

I like that. Again.

I love all the pink. Thank you.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it. Okay.

I love it. That's literally

I love that. Something like that.

I love this outfit. Oh, wow, wow.

I love this place. Me too.

I mean, I couldn't have prayed

I mean, I get daily phone calls from Dad,

I mean, I lost my mom, so it was kind of nice

I mean, I was invited to her party,

I mean, if you're not ready to date or something,

I mean, it's like our supplies are dwindling.

I mean, that's got to be difficult, you know?

I mean, we all make an effort.

I mean, we can't do anything about it now.

I mean, what are you trying to do right now?

I mean, y'all have got it figured out.

I need a diaper bag. Diaper bag? Okay.

I need some, like, emotional support to come back

I never lied to you. Oh, my God.

I never lied to you. Oh, my God.

I never lied to you. Oh, my God.

I never lied to you. Oh, my God.

I put forth that from this time forward,

I said I don't care. Okay.

I saw people doing it on TV professionally...

I should have gotten a bartender.

I talked to Naomie a lot. Yeah?

I think he'll be indifferent but, deep down, freaked out.

I think she plans a wedding Six months,

I think she's eight months. She looks so good.

I think Shep's resistant to marriage

I think so. I think we did.

I think that would be exciting as hell to receive.

I think these are close.

I think we just need to just, you know,

I think we just need to just, you know, calm down.

I think we're here. Okay.

I think you do need to pass because we don't

I think you're being a little flippant

I think you're kind of not. Really?

I thought Chleb was gonna be my forever person,

I told Venita, I said, "Yeah, this is our birthday.

I understand that. So

I understand you want to.

I unfortunately cannot top that.

I wanna hug you.

I want to come back home. I like, I love you.

I want to eat this so bad. No.

I want to have a partner I can, like, open up to,

I want to make sure that I'm, like, chill.

I wanted that seat. Persona non grata.

I was 35.

I was a nerd. I was cool.

I was this close to bringing potato salad.

I was with her when she invited you,

I went ahead and invited Kathryn and Olivia.

I would love a Trop Hop. 16 ounce?

I would love that because I want

I would rather walk away from something

I would say after the guys I have dated historically,

I would, of course, love a glass of champagne,

I'd like mine in a coupe. They're more elegant.

I'd rather be married.

I'll bet you $1,000.

I'll bet you $100.

I'll grab that for you. Thank you so much.

I'll grab that for you. Thank you so much.

I'll meet you at the Pitt Street Bridge.

I'll write you a check.

I'm 30, and all my friends are

I'm 30. 30.

I'm concerned for my damn self.

I'm doing okay, baby.

I'm drinking What are y'all drinking?

I'm engaged. Is that what I'm looking at?

I'm excited for the girls to arrive.

I'm excited.

I'm excited. Are you?

I'm fresh. Black don't crack.

I'm giving him some dip.

I'm going to get him. He's your date.

I'm gonna come to Charlotte and hopefully grab some things.

I'm gonna cry. It was so sweet.

I'm gonna have fun regardless.

I'm gonna make a drink.

I'm gonna need a hazmat suit to get him home.

I'm gonna use that plate to bring these buns.

I'm good. I thought I was gonna

I'm in a public custody battle,

I'm in love.

I'm just I'm just processing Madison still.

I'm just gonna throw these on.

I'm just making sure because that was

I'm just not sure, like, why you're, like, you know,

I'm not a dramatic person.

I'm not good with that though.

I'm not on birth control or anything like that.

I'm not out of shape, right? Round is a shape.

I'm now the new Michael, so...

I'm oval. We're not living together.

I'm preaching to the choir.

I'm ready. Are you ready?

I'm ready. Are you ready?

I'm so excited to meet you. Happy birthday.

I'm so tired of being the bigger person.

I'm sorry. I mean

I'm too much of a fixer.

I'm trying.

I've been waiting for a tea sandwich.

I've never been here. It smells like

If I did not want to fix things with you

If I was pregnant, I would want

If we make it that long.

If you have a kid, you will.

If you're feeling overwhelmed emotionally,

ing assholes.

ing dicks.

ing hard time in my life that you're not considerate of.

ing kidding me?

Is everybody ready to start grilling?

Is it worth it?

Is it worth it?

Is it worth it?

Is that right?

Is there a glass for me, Madison?

Is this your first? Yes.

Isn't it gorgeous? God, classic, beautiful.

Isn't this beautiful? Look at the ribbon.

Isn't this beautiful? Look at the ribbon.

Isn't this so funny? I threw that assist for you.

It couldn't happen to a nicer person.

It doesn't have to stay toxic.

It matches. We have the requested

It was a long time ago. And Taylor and I

It was a terrible summer.

It was awesome. That was great.

It was closure. It's a bookend.

It was very intimate, very sweet.

It would be quite an adjustment having a baby,

It'd be better if she had more custody.

It'll be a solo girls' event, so it should be super girly,

It's 2:30.

It's a cycle. Yeah, exactly.

It's a girl. That's wonderful.

It's a little funky.

It's all your feelings though.

It's an eye opening event for sure.

It's been a week, I guess. Yeah.

It's called Ranch Ranch Water.

It's fine. You look pretty. You too.

It's hard to fill that role, because I didn't know

It's like I don't even have any feelings.

It's like sushi.

It's nice to have you back. Thank you.

It's not gonna make it to the altar.

It's not. It is.

It's not. Kathryn, you know she

It's not. Kathryn, you know she

It's on.

It's selfish, and it's unfair to Taylor

It's so pretty. Hello.

It's that hour. Champagne please.

It's way bigger than I thought,

It's wild. Happy birthday.

It's your birthday, too, right?

It's your party.

Jeez Louise.

Jesus Christ. My God.

Just chill. Need, like, a woosah moment.

Just in case you didn't have garden themed earrings.

Just try not to, like, sabotage my relationship.

Just try not to, like, you know,

Kathryn and Olivia?

Kathryn, she's two weeks late on her period.

Kathryn, you know she didn't

Kathryn. Kathryn, Kathryn.

Kathryn. No.

Lauren Bacall.

Lauren Bacall.

Let me give you a little tip. Okay.

Let me put these right here. Wait, I love this outfit.

Let me see. Oh, my gosh.

Let's do it.

Let's give you star eyes.

Let's have the conversation because I like you, too,

Let's just keep it formal. Long time no see.

Let's make the executive decision

Let's see, which one was that?

Let's take photos. This way is good.

Let's, like, fix it.

Leva, can I ask you a quick question?

Leva, Kathryn, moi.

Like Craig and Austen. [laughs]

Like I ing say, Craig, like,

Like no romanticism at all? No romanticism.

Like, do you want to hang out with her?

Like, everybody is married and has kids,

Like, I felt bad that I saw her, like, get attacked.

Like, I'm like, "Oh, that's romantic,"

Like, mom to mom, like, I know how hard

Like, running some errands.

Like, she just thinks everything I say

Like, she just thinks everything I say

Like, you don't teach your kids

Lila, I'm talking to Olivia right now.

Listen, I'm here to be your Blair, okay?

Little did I know that I'd

Little hand fan. Oh, yeah, baby.

Little old me? Yeah.

Little.

Look at all these gorgeous flow

Look at me. I am.

Look at that. How you doing?

Look at the size of these dogs.

Look at this. Ooh, this looks so good.

Look at you, Mama. Thank you.

Look good. Venita is like,

Look how beautiful these two women are.

Look how good. It's nice and big.

Look how great you look. This is your color.

Look how pretty you look.

Look how pretty you look.

Look, I mean, Craig and I especially have known Kathryn

Lord! It's a plane, not a UFO.

Lots of changes.

Love it. Chleb and Austen

Love it. I'm tuned in.

Love that.

Love you! Love you too.

Love you. Bye.

Madame. Thank you very much.

Madison dropped big news of her own.

Madison makes a good point,

Madison, I feel like this is the vibe

Man, the things that she'll do for

Maybe I'll put it on a pillow.

Maybe that's what this is. No, I'm kidding.

Me and you. Done.

Me too, babe. Oh, it's been so long.

Meanwhile, just as Olivia was beginning to realize

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. But this is perfect...

Mm hmm. I think it'll be good.

Mm hmm. I'm gonna open the bottle.

Mm hmm. I'm hoping positive vibes.

Mm hmm. Let's party, birthday girl.

Mm muah.

Mm. All right.

Morning, madam. Good morning.

Moving sucks.

Mwah. Hi.

My boobs are a little bit big for this,

My folks decided to move

My girlfriend Tati is coming in for it.

My mom always said, "When you know, you know,

My mother always said loose women had pierced ears.

Never. Yeah, I don't think

Nice shirt. You're doing the Hawaiian thing big time.

Nice to meet you. And she's your neighbor too.

Nice to meet you. It looks so good.

Nice to meet you. You look great.

Nice.

Nice. Well, I was just wondering

No F words please.

No F words please.

No F words please.

No one's paying attention.

No, but, like, we can change that if you would like.

No, Craig! Craig!

No, Craig! Hey, Craig!

No, he hasn't been here in, like, five days.

No, I do as well. Yeah.

No, I do not. All right.

No, I made 'em. I burned 'em.

No, I said, "Hey, so we're gonna get drinks tomorrow."

No, I want cash.

No, I'm already in here. You can go get him.

No, I'm attracted to him, obviously.

No, it was Betty Davis.

No, it was not.

No, let's go.

No, no, no, calm down. I don't need I don't need

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. If you feel some type of way.

No, no.

No, no. You That's bullsh .

No, please don't pull out my chair, you weirdo.

No, really? What?

No, that's

No, your version of life is done.

No!

No. Are we making an over under?

No. Like, we just want to go

No. No, no, no tears, no tears.

No. What?

No. Yeah.

No. I respect that. So I would just, like,

No. No, no, this is like a backyard barbecue.

No. You got the wrong girl for that.

Nope, Betty Davis.

Nostalgia.

Not a lot of furniture, just a little bit.

Not Naomie's, no. Y'all went to the other one.

Nothing, I was calling you

Nothing.

Now I can take it. Yeah.

Obviously, I'm trying to make it work.

Of course you are.

Of course. Okay. Thank you.

Oh my god, Mom.

Oh my gosh, ladies.

Oh my gosh, wow.

Oh my gosh. Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, and y'all got that place together and everything.

Oh, are you talking about her engagement?

Oh, baby girl. I just said it.

Oh, birds of a feather I was gonna let her have it.

Oh, boy, this is even better. I know.

Oh, boy. When I was 35,

Oh, God. It's an alcohol.

Oh, God. Yeah, grab one.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, good, I can't wait to meet her.

Oh, he has you grounded. Yes.

Oh, here we go. Uh oh, we have a speech.

Oh, hi. Is that my date?

Oh, I didn't even know she was invited.

Oh, I got hopped on by some Charleston people

Oh, I, like, spun that. Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm so glad you're mentioning that

Oh, is that mine? Well, here's to the '20s.

Oh, it's okay. Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Lord. [laughs]

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, I love them. I do love them.

Oh, my God, Patricia is here. What the (BLEEP)?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. These are absolutely perfect.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. This looks amazing.

Oh, my gosh. I need to come to your house.

Oh, my gosh. Look at her lips.

Oh, no. Do you remember?

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. A little something something.

Oh, okay. Then I got my mom calling me

Oh, sh .

Oh, so do you. Oh, my God.

Oh, sure. Hi.

Oh, that's cool. Isn't that cool?

Oh, that's cute. Is that for sale?

Oh, that's right. Yes.

Oh, there's Austen. Oh, look at Austen.

Oh, there's Pat. Is Patricia here?

Oh, they have little hearts. How cute.

Oh, this is beautiful. I know.

Oh, we'll get you a sparkling water.

Oh, what is it?

Oh, yeah, I get that you were upset about that,

Oh, yeah, I see it.

Oh, yeah. I gotta take these off.

Oh, yeah. I'm so glad you came.

Oh, yeah. You want a beer? Yeah, let's do a beer.

Oh! Happy birthday.

Oh! Nice job.

Oh! Thank you.

Oh. Oh!

Oh. Serena.

Oh. Craig!

Oh. It just takes one

Okay, but I've got a lot going on,

Okay, bye.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Okay, good thing Oh, yeah.

Okay, I won't. When I do say hello to Craig,

Okay, I'll bet you $1,000.

Okay, I'm gonna go say hello.

Okay, ladies, we're gonna go ahead and take a seat.

Okay, let's just kind of, like, push the crowd

Okay, love you. Bye.

Okay, so what do you need to get back to this?

Okay, wait, so guys?

Okay, yeah. On your shoes.

Okay, yeah. On your shoes.

Okay, yeah. On your shoes.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. 'Cause him and Paige

Okay. Are you jealous?

Okay. Hi.

Okay. Okay, let's go.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Taylor.

Okay. Get in.

Okay. Sarah.

Olivia was screaming at me for trying to help Naomie.

Olivia.

Olivia. Is this '20s?

On the next episode of "Southern Charm..."

One feather, two flocks of one bird?

One sec. Get out of the shower, then.

Ooh, look at that squat. Okay.

Ooh! It's hot.

Ooh. Libra season.

Ooh. Oh, it looks so good.

Or I would. I wink like this, two eyes.

Ow.

People date for, like, five years.

Perfect. I haven't done that

Perfect. That's perfect.

Period? No punctuation please.

Period? No punctuation please.

Place cards are your glasses.

Pretty good, right? He did really good.

Pretty. You know what?

Previously on "Southern Charm..."

Previously on "Southern Charm"...

Pringle, Craig, Chleb.

Probably not like that. Yeah.

Probably should throw this potato salad in the fridge, no?

Probably. Who knows?

Punctuation is worse than emojis.

Put, like, in more effort.

Really? I didn't get engaged.

Really? Oh, thank you.

Remember my motto, eat, drink, and remarry.

Remind me to get orchids.

Right now. I feel like I need someone

Right? What?

Right. And whenever I try and talk

Right. As long as you're nice,

Right. How you doing?

Right. They're moving here.

Right. What the hell?

Right. All right, well, thank you, baby.

Same. Trust me. And, you know

Sarah.

Say something to her. Say what's up.

See it in the back there?

Sh .

She can come for a couple weeks.

She crab soup. Yeah, all right.

She is so wanting that cheese.

She looks like That is crazy.

She said she was late,

She said she was late.

She, I think, is nervous that if she did get more custody,

She's engaged?

She's growing. And... She's great.

She's known Kathryn for a while.

She's so cute. But anyway

She'sgonna have to figure it out?

Shep asked me to play the other day.

Shep, have you been faithful to her?

Shep, what are you doing?

Should I text her? Yeah.

Shut the (BLEEP) up, Naomie.

Shut the (BLEEP) up, Naomie.

Shut the (BLEEP) up, Naomie. You don't

Sit here so we can kind of watch Craig do his thing.

Slide it in. Slide it in.

Smart. This is a lifesaver.

So so yes, like, that that was none of my business,

So are you excited?

So At 2:00, she's announcing it live.

So Austen's the problem?

So can you top this, Venita?

So cocktail hour will be over there?

So did you go tell Kathryn that,

So dope. Tony made tuna salad too.

So frickin' cute. Your boobs look good.

So I broke up with Chleb. Oh, my gosh.

So I got a question for you, Austen.

So I'm curious for, like, Kathryn and Olivia's arrival.

So I've heard you are engaged.

So Kathryn

So listen to me sometimes.

So listen to this.

So our birthdays are coming up.

So sweet. She's gonna be great.

So today is the actual day? Tomorrow.

So we're ready? Mm hmm.

So what made you decide to invite Kathryn and Olivia?

So yeah.

So you're doing a joint birthday?

So, guys, my son is so cute.

So, like, are there things that you need?

So, like, the place you are, like,

Sometimes it feels like you're trying to tear me down,

Sometimes you gotta be put through the wringer,

Speak of the devil. Look.

Speaking of, it was nice to see you

Stay.

Such a nice, kind,

Supposed to be shut in order to get cold.

Table for two. Absolutely, this way.

Take a burger. This is a hell of a barbecue.

Take it off in 30 seconds.

Talk it out. Let's go over here.

Taylor, what do you think it does to me?

Tell me what's new.

Tell me what's new.

Terrible.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you so much for coming. Thanks for having me.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Matches the ensemble.

Thank you so much. Thank you for coming.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Thank you, buddy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hello.

Thank you. Hydrated.

Thank you. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. That takes care of that.

Thank you. That's what they say.

Thank you. We're in.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. You look like a robber baron.

Thank you. You look stunning.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. Happy birthday.

Thank you. No, you're fine.

Thank you. Oh, my God, it looks so good.

Thank you. So do you. Welcome to Charleston.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. This has been beautiful.

Thanks for being my date tonight.

Thanks for having me. Yeah, thanks for coming.

Thanks.

Thanks. Are they, like,

That that was positive.

That could be fun.

That means You might want to give me

That sounds good. And then hold on.

That was a long time ago. Wow.

That was fun. Yeah, that was fun.

That's actually not the saying.

That's beautiful. For a 1920s birthday party.

That's exciting. Yes.

That's game over. All right.

That's gonna be a moment. Yep.

That's in the bloodline, bro.

That's insane.

That's it? Yeah.

That's not the type of friend that I want to be.

That's not true. On my part.

That's now a problem between you and I?

That's refreshing because, like, in a moment of anger,

That's right. You look very nice in white.

That's so presumptuous. Don't you think?

That's the first person I'm gonna tell when I get home.

That's the true test. Yeah.

That's too bad.

That's true, that's true. That's for sure.

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

That's, like, number one, yeah.

That's, like, very condescending, Venita.

That's, like, very condescending.

The beans? Close enough, you know.

The beauty. How you doing?

The best season that exists. I mean, I think so.

The champagne? Uh huh.

The conversation probably could have gone a bit better,

The day of the party, I can change the guest list?

The edamame? Is that what they are?

The fact that Craig has a problem is kind of crazy.

The guest list is pretty, I think, solid right now.

The innocence of children is so refreshing.

The lack of expertise is alarming.

The meat balls.

The minute you tell me I need to do something a certain way,

The more it becomes, like, a talking point,

The nail is officially

The pink hair. Hello.

The table looks barren. It does look barren.

The usual. Of course.

Then we'll let it go. Being big girls.

There is a 1% chance it makes it to the altar.

There was some text messages.

There was something that was served in the flute.

There were a lot of people there.

There's a Jekyll and Hyde that's there.

There's a lot of sh .

There's a two top right over there

They did not get their happily ever after.

They look okay? Yeah, they look great.

They look so cute.

They raise kids with the same problems,

They're a moving target. They're a moving target.

They've only been together for, like, five months.

Things are great, and so why screw with something

This a date? I don't know, is it?

This fight's over nothing,

This is a true test of friendship here.

This is beautiful.

This is gonna be a fun afternoon.

This is gorgeous. Oh, absolutely.

This is just a little argument

This is kind of my old house. Is it?

This is not working.

This is Paige. How are you?

This is really cute. That seems perfect.

This is the latest ultrasound.

This is tough for me right now.

This is wild being back here. I know. How are you feeling?

Those are cool.

Tomorrow.

Trop Hop as well? Yeah.

Try to figure that out,

Twice, that's it. Yes, okay.

Two and a half. Gary pulled the trigger fast.

Two birds, one flock together.

Two years? Three?

Ugh. Ah, bummer.

Uh, first of all, it's my party.

Uh, just running some errands.

Uh, with Chelsie.

Um, Austen asked me to come over and watch a movie,

Um, I was kind of bummed coming here,

Um...

Venita, happy birthday!

Venita, where have you been?

Wait, can everyone take a second

Wait, so what's the side? It's Kathryn Naomie.

Wait, what? What did I just hear?

Was it fun? It was fun.

Was it? Was it?

We are.

We can cheers to that.

We celebrate one day early. I need a day of rest.

We don't got the But I mean what I say.

We just high five. [laughs]

We just need you. Okay.

We need to grab this tuna out and marinate it real quick.

We should do a joint party.

We still have the lima beans we didn't make from fast time.

We'll get to know each other well.

We'll just start drinking from the champagne tower.

We'll see. I want to see this transpire.

We're giving him issues. Oh, great.

We're going out into the heat?

We're not going down this road again.

We're on the yacht, fresh out of French Riviera.

We're popping. We're popping out.

We're supposed to be adults, like,

We've been having issues for a while,

Welcome to your birthday party.

Well, he definitely does not have my back.

Well, he left the apartment,

Well, I feel like she ing said some sh

Well, I haven't been home in a few days.

Well, I miss him. I miss him too.

Well, I talked to Naomie, and she said you were inquiring

Well, I will see you this weekend.

Well, I would love to have a conversation.

Well, I'll tell you this, I don't personally know Olivia,

Well, I'm gonna let you deal with this tomorrow

Well, I've been looking at every little thing.

Well, let's do one and done. Yeah.

Well, let's make sure we don't crush the glasses.

Well, Madison. Pun intended.

Well, okay.

Well, should we get dressed Yeah.

Well, thank you all for coming to our garden party.

Well, thank you for having my back.

Well, thank you.

Well, that's good to hear you say,

Well, that's good, and honestly, I think it would

Well, there she is. How are you guys?

Well, this will be full of desserts.

Well, to quote Betty Davis,

Well, Venita is still so young.

Well, we had a scare,

Well, we're both gonna have to figure out.

Well, what if I want things later on in life?

Well, where is your apron? [laughs]

Well, your birthday's already passed.

Were you really? Yeah, literally.

What a poor bastard he is.

What about three periods? That's not confident.

What do you got here? Potato salad.

What do you mean?

What does that mean? I mean

What have we got? The most fabulous gown.

What have you been doing since I saw you last?

What if we turned the corner, and we're all just, like,

What is it you plan to say?

What is it, birds of one flock?

What is this, 1,000 proof? I had to get you right.

What percentage do you give it

What planet are you living on, Venita?

What up, dude? What's going on?

What up?

What?

What? Chewing ice.

What? I don't know.

What? No way.

What's new?

What's that? You said, "Don't worry.

What's up with you, and, um

What's up, buddy? How are you?

What's up, Chleb? Oh, you look good.

What's up, man?

What's up, man? How are you?

What's up, man? How you doing?

What's up?

What's up? Mr. Pringle.

What's winter squash? [laughs]

When are you guys moving to Seabrook?

When have I been a bad friend to you?

When you hold your drink, make sure your ring

When you say "so," it makes you sound unsure.

When you were single,

Where are you coming from? Just errands.

Where do you think I'm going?

Where else can you wear a kitten dress to a cat fight?

Where have I heard that before?

Where is she? Oh, wait.

Which side is mine?

Whitney! Yeah, I hear you.

Whitney's father and I, we were married for 15 years.

Who cares how I look around the house?

Who else coming here?

Who the (BLEEP) cares?

Who?

Who'd you invite tonight? Olivia.

Who's got the hands?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Whose ex is doing something crazy online?

Why would I try to hang out with someone

Why would I try to hang out with someone

Why would you announce it online?

Why? So you can buy your toys.

Winter squash.

Would you like a drink while you wait?

Would you like a glass of champagne?

Y'all have a beautiful home. Thanks.

Y'all haven't had any, like, arguments about it?

Y'all look like BFFs. Yeah.

Y'all stay. That makes sense.

Yeah, absolutely. Because I have that as well.

Yeah, and did we want to get started

Yeah, and I don't even know

Yeah, Chleb and I broke up.

Yeah, don't be the reason for it.

Yeah, for now, I guess. Okay.

Yeah, for two years. Okay.

Yeah, heal it up. Yeah, but cheers to...

Yeah, her vibe is that she's confused as sh by me,

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I got married after three months.

Yeah, I know. I can see you being like,

Yeah, I know. Olivia is cool though.

Yeah, I'll come up with you. Thank you.

Yeah, let's do it. Bam.

Yeah, let's get the edamame, the beans.

Yeah, like I haven't heard it 500 times.

Yeah, like, there's still stuff on your heart.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, no, I went ahead and invited Kathryn,

Yeah, seriously, you're making it

Yeah, so, like, she just thinks, like,

Yeah, someone that's supposed to be,

Yeah, tell her how you feel about her and then run.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, that's sad. That's sad.

Yeah, there is cause, like, I want her to, like,

Yeah, we just met up at this one.

Yeah, we sure did. Awesome.

Yeah, well, speaking of dating,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, Kathryn.

Yeah, yeah. It's heavy.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you are. Figure it out.

Yeah, you too.

Yeah, you too. Have you met Marcie?

Yeah? I think you'll like it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Yeah. Definitely.

Yeah. Hey, Nico.

Yeah. Hold on.

Yeah. How we had a tennis team?

Yeah. I know nothing.

Yeah. I mean,

Yeah. I mean, like,

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Sent.

Yeah. Why'd you all look alike?

Yeah. You look very sexy.

Yeah. For sure. You know, the last

Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. What?

Yeah. I've called her.

Yeah. Maybe I'll invite the boys over for a barbecue.

Yeah. Ooh, good thinking. Yeah.

Yeah. That was cool. Okay.

Yep, I agree. I agree.

Yep, it's like people teach their kids to be bad.

Yes, and I was hoping that maybe you would ask Olivia.

Yes, and then we'll open the gates for everybody,

Yes, can I have a painkiller?

Yes, I did. Okay.

Yes, it is. Bottle of rum.

Yes, of course. Okay, let's go.

Yes, she does. What?

Yes, thank you. Like...

Yes, you got to chill.

Yes! Oh, my God.

Yes. And me.

Yes. Come on over here.

Yes. I feel like...

Yes. It is so beautiful.

Yes. Let me see.

Yes. Oh, that's perfect.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. They have arrived, okay.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Can I do the Queen Bee?

Yes. It sat in my fridge

Yo.

Yo. What's up?

Yo. What's up?

You are so not loyal. Girl, you tripping.

You better not go in the marsh.

You could be the one to change that.

You did it later. You how old were you?

You did not think about that. Not true.

You didn't even ask how I felt.

You didn't go with Austen to that party, right?

You do know. It's not that, no.

You do want kids at some point?

You don't care, you know? I do care.

You don't care. But I do care.

You don't either?

You don't like a lot of people,

You drink this straight up. Oh, we doing straight now?

You first, you second. Oh.

You first.

You gonna high five to my pain and misery?

You got a lot of sh going on, man.

You guys are vibes right now. Great party.

You guys did not just sleep together once.

You guys look beautiful. Yes!

You have said that. You need to relax.

You have some impressive meat, Pringle.

You have to sit here? Yeah.

You haven't been home? Where are you now then?

You haven't been plagued by the Charleston, like,

You haven't ever really said, like,

You invited Naomie? I did.

You know how much running around I did

You know she didn't mean

You know what, let's just keep it open.

You know what?

You know? I do care.

You look beautiful.

You look great. You look so handsome.

You look like a just a peach.

You look lovely. Thank you, so do you.

You look snazzy.

You look so cute. And I'm so happy.

You look so pretty. You look stunning.

You make a great table. Thank you.

You need help with that? Shep and Tony are upstairs.

You ready to go play?

You seem to have figured things out with Kathryn.

You sure can. Thank you.

You think?

You too. Hey.

You want a beer? Yeah, I'll take a beer.

You want nachos? Yeah.

You want some chardonnay?

You were not on it. Yes, I was.

You were? Yeah.

You're a good liar, you ing

You're a great actor. You are a ing monster.

You're asking me if I do that?

You're fine. It looks great.

You're getting up there. Then, I was like...

You're giving me, like, "Gossip Girl" vibes.

You're like, you know, pushing me

You're not barren.

You're retired. Yeah.

You're so competitive. I feel like

You're welcome.

You're welcome. Shrimp tempura.

You're welcome. Thank you for coming.

You've been gone, like, almost an entire week.

Your goals and, like, life aspirations,

'cause I thought everyone already knew.

'cause I thought I was gonna, like, move to New York

'cause I'm going to apologize, because I'm a big girl.

'cause it just feels like there's a disconnect,

'cause it was, like, 75 degrees today.

'cause it's like we do it for the long haul.

'Cause Kathryn was being racist.

'Cause out of all people, like,

'cause she's gonna want kids at some point.

'cause y'all's family is so I know, traditional.

"All right, you know, unfortunately,

"and she came calling and then we hung out,

"and then we broke up because we didn't

"and yeah, we slept together.

"and you can trust me to be faithful and be supportive

"Are Naomie and Craig like, hanging out?

"but, like, I don't want to hold you back

"Everything you ever said was right."

"Good to see thing," because that's just what we do.

"Hey, is Kathryn a problem?

"Hey, is Kathryn a problem?" Yes...

"Hey, so clear your schedule. We're getting drinks tomorrow"?

"I bet that you hoped that I wasn't coming tonight,"

"I don't know about the rest of you bitches,

"I hooked up with her in Vegas.

"I just had lunch. I would know.

"I think Venita really wants to talk to you."

"I woke up in the morning, and I realized that she was not

"I'm not coming.

"I'm so happy to see you."

"If I don't have nothing to do,

"If things were to ever happen,

"in Vegas, he was like, ugh, like, she's my ex for a reason.

"Let's move on."

"Like, she's my ex for a reason.

"Listen, I'm here to look good.

"No, no, no, no, no. Like, we just had lunch."

"Oh, my God, yes. They're saying hi."

"Okay, so me and Craig staggered are coming down."

"She'll be right out." Come on in.

"So I think we should get

"Thank you for inviting me.

"What a dump."

"Why don't I just tell Paige you ed Natalie

"Yeah, well, after like you and Craig saw each other

"You and Austen, you and Austen."

"You just (BLEEP) with four years

"You know what, maybe I have been a little less

"you know, it's good to see you.

(BLEEP) me.

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♪ And the one two threes

♪ Ba ba doo

♪ Ba ba doo

♪ Ba bah dee dee

♪ Bah bah doo

♪ He's got money

♪ He's got more honeys than any honey bee ♪

♪ He's got promise

♪ He's got scandals to pass the time ♪

♪ He's in magazines

♪ It's easy as making you think that you love me ♪

♪ It's easy as the birds and the bees ♪

♪ Mm hmm

♪ Mm hmm

♪ Mm hmm

♪ Ooh ooh wahh

♪ The kids go loco

♪ Yeah, he's got some shine

$12 an hour, raised two kids, made it work somehow.