Sherlock - Season 4 Edit

A big hero of mine when I was getting started.

A big round of applause for Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.

A city on the banks of the river Yamuna

A codeword.

A D notice has been slapped on the entire incident.

A lot of different spices, you're suicidal,

A mutual friend put us in touch.

A name can't be one word.

A name you instantly recognised that tore your world apart?

A name.

A note like this, I have to assume you don't have any.

A programme of self destruction remarkable even by his standards,

A seemingly infinite array of randomly generated possibilities

A signature in human destruction.

A walking stick.

A week later...

A whole country just to keep her warm and fat.

Above all, they mustn't fall into enemy hands.

Absolutely no idea what's going on.

Absolutely no idea.

According to this,

According to this, there's quite a market for Cold War memorabilia.

Across the road from your flat.

Additionally, serial killers are easily profiled.

After I've seen my therapist.

Agents like Mary tend not to reach retirement age.

Agh! But he's our monster.

Agh! But he's our monster.

AGRA always worked for the highest bidder,

AGRA were very reliable. Then came the Tbilisi incident.

Agra?

Ah, now, but now you've explained it, it's dead simple, innit?

Ah, right. Who?

Ah, the footsteps you're about to hear will be very familiar to you,

Ah... e cigarettes.

Alex. Gabriel.

All done. Have you got it?

All he wanted was for you to get close enough to the car

All I'm doing, Faith, dear...

All of you!

All right, good girl, good girl. Good girl.

All right.

All right. I'll see what I can do.

All that power, all that money,

All the best secret societies have them.

All you do is clean up their mess, pat them on the head.

All your possessions were searched.

Alone and strapped for cash, yet you're still cooking to impress.

Alone?

Altitude?

Always sure that each will be your last. Anything to add, John?

Am I going to be taken away by security again?

Amazing the times a man doesn't really look at your face.

Amazing.

Ammo?

Ammo?

Ammo. Ammo. Ammo.

An advanced grasp of the mathematics of probability,

An increasing number of scars over a period of months,

Ancient history. Why are you still talking about it?

And a codeword.

And a journey time based on the associated address,

And a week later...

And action!

And again.

And brought here against your will,

And cut there, thank you.

And do you have the first idea

And do you know something? I still do.

And do you know why they dropped you, dear?

And for the last bloody time, John, I'm not your housekeeper!

And frankly, I've been off my tits for weeks.

And had latterly shown some interest

And he knew that the stranger was Death.

And he likes to wear her lingerie.

And he turns into the drive of the Welsborough house

And he's already killed looking for the Thatcher bust.

And how am I supposed to do that?

And I am endeavouring to find out what triggered it.

And I bet she'd love you lot.

And I can safely say... I cheated on her.

And I don't just mean you.

And I had a plastic daisy in my hair,

And I managed to get him off the charge.

And I'm never climbing out.

And if my deduction is right,

And if the only thing I ever do in this world is drive him out of it,

And if you can find who's after her and neutralise them, what then?

And if you want to hide a murder,

And it's just living people lying down?

And look at that one she's smiling.

And look at you.

And made his way many, many miles, to the city of Samarra.

And maybe when you ended your relationship.

And more importantly, what you're going to need to do to save him.'

And no one wants to suspect murder

And not made any move to phone for one.

And now he's looking for the memory stick he managed to hide,

And now I'm back, in a nice warm office, with my big brother and...

And now, godparents, are you ready to help the parents of this child

And off we... pop.

And one of you, of course, is my lovely daughter, Faith.

And Rosie just lost her mother.

And Rosie, and then I'll come back, my darling.

And Rosie?

And sanctify it for our use this day.

And since any visitor could be expected to ask about

And since they smashed both busts, our luck might just hold.

And that was that, we stopped using freelancers.

And that's all it was.

And that's how this works, that's what you're missing.

And the game is on.

And then it all ended.

And this girl just smiled at me.

And way beyond, Charles Augustus...

And we'd all probably pay the entrance fee.

And we'll just have to accept that.

And what it is is... shit.

And what's that?

And what's that?

And why would she be here?

And yeah, he's made a terrible mess of himself, but he's awfully strong.

And you are done with the world being explained to you by a man.

And you know what makes it cool when you're a kid?

And you need to get to bed. Come on.

And you once had a Japanese girlfriend

And you remember quite distinctly

And you, good yeoman,

And you've got all the way to the door

And you've had all this time?

And your complete inability to stop looking at your watch.

And, er, last night wasn't good.

And, of course, I hadn't really anticipated

And, uh... you too, Sherlock?

And, uh... you too, Sherlock?

And?

Another two have been smashed since the Welsborough one.

Any ideas? Are these spooks?

Any interest in her?

Anyone ever opt to remember?

Anyone who stays here a minute longer is admitting to me personally

Anyone!

Anyone.

Anyone.

Anyone.

Anyone.

Anything he can't find the answer for, bang! It's up there.

Anything you need, any time, just ask, anything at all.

Anything you say, Giles.

Anywhere at all.

Apart from that! Listen, before I do anything,

Appointment In Samarra. I'm sorry?

Appointment In Sumatra.

Are both relative terms when it comes to Sherlock and Mycroft.

Are those ginger nuts?

Are we going to walk all night?

Are you actually serious?

Are you going to tell her about me?

Are you having a premonition, brother mine?

Are you having an earthquake?!

Are you involved much?

Are you just making this up?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you ready, sir?

Are you serious?

Are you there?

Are you using spooks now to look after your family?

Are you...

Argh!

Argh! Right! Argh!

As ever, Watson, you see but do not observe.

As far as everyone else is concerned,

As I think I have explained to you many times before,

As inevitable as mathematics.

As part of an official state visit.

As the President greets members of staff, Greta Bengsdotter,

As you know, my brother has embarked on

As your wife, for one reason only, to get near the American Embassy,

At exactly the right levels.

At last, a noose for me to put my neck into.

Attaboy!

Available to me, and in this very room,

Aw, she's so beautiful.

Away!

Awesome, isn't it?

Awesome! Do you do block bookings?

Basically fine.

Basically, he trashed himself on drugs so that you'd help him,

Be more specific.

Be traces of ink in the lymph nodes under the armpits.

Beautiful, perfect.

Because High Wycombe is better than

Because I can't. You know I can't. She thinks you're dead.

Because I love it.

Because I love it.

Because I think he used to work with Mary.

Because I'll know the truth when I hear it.

Because I'll tell you something, John Watson, you will not have me!

Because if you tell them and they decide they'd rather not know,

Because Mrs Hudson's right. I'm burning up.

Because of the one impossible thing you said.

Because that chance doesn't last forever.

Because that means you're not serious about quitting.

Because the fingerprints on your brother's neck were your own.

Because there isn't anyone.

Because there isn't anyone.'

Because they know you.

Because we had everything we needed to destroy the other.

Because you might prefer some coffee.

Because you mustn't hate me for going away.'

Because you'd need to change everything.

Because you're an idiot,

Because you're not exactly good with people,

Because you're too high to know what's real any more.

Because, said Death,

Before they've even left home.

Before we start, tell me how you feel.

Before you gave it to John, did you keep your memory stick safe?

Before you know it!

Behave.

Besides, I have the strangest feeling...

Betrayed us all. Mary.

Bit of a fan of Mrs T.

Bliss?

Bliss.

Blurred memory of Akako, hence the indifference.

Bollocks.

Breakfast has got to be cool.

Bring them through.

Bring them through.

But am I what he says I am?

But Charlie was our whole world, Mr Holmes. I...

But did you know

But did you know I'm a s...

But first, tell me, the night of the break in,

But he has no idea what an idiot you are!

But hello, dummy, you only catch the dumb ones.

But here's the thing, he never refuses it.

But I can promise you this, he is going to get the best of care.

But I didn't, not till she told me to.

But I do think you're going to need a little bit of help with that,

But I don't think he's a danger any more.

But I don't think I've ever been anywhere near your flat.

But I don't work for free.

But I have a situation that needs to be... managed.

But I have this terrible feeling from time to time

But I rounded up for dramatic effect.

But I think Charlie must have suffered some sort of a seizure.

But I think it's time you knew the truth.

But I wanted more.

But if Sherlock Holmes dies too, who will you have then?

But if you're rich or famous and... loved,

But it all went horribly wrong.

But it's enough to know your kitchen window faces east.

But it's more about how he did it.

But no. It only makes it when the sun is at its zenith,

But now you've met me and you're not so clever, are you?

But rather the iron chain of reasoning,

But remember this, brother mine,

But she wasn't ever here?

But she's dead.

But she's, you know...

But something's coming.

But surely that means I want to forget her,

But tell me, why did you look surprised

But that's just my USP.

But that's OK, cos you're a lovely doctor.

But that's the point.

But the line is straight,

But then John blogs about it, and you get all the credit anyway.

But then...

But there's always someone desperate about to go missing,

But they're really difficult,

But those are only the ones we catch.

But when they put the fire out and examined the parked car...

But when, at last, he came to Samarra,

But why do you need to die?

But you don't actually want to die.

But you're convinced you can give up, so you don't want to buy a pipe,

But you're in no state, look at you!

But you've met Sherlock exactly once, in this room,

But, because the top section is unaffected,

But... he didn't get the big one.

But... it was just texting.

By instinct, you place them at eye level, where there's natural light.

By the end of this, you'll be free to go, and don't worry,

By the pricking of my thumbs.

By the time you're back in the outside world,

Bye.

Call me.

Can I go to sleep now?

Can I have a cup of tea?

Can reduce the number of variables considerably.

Can we be clear? Are you confessing?

Can't always cope.

Can't do it, not now.

Can't even tell people's faces apart.

Can't remember who you were going to kill.

Charlie Welsborough had already been dead for a week.

Charlie Welsborough, the son.

Charlie?

Charlie's family are pretty cut up about it, as you'd expect,

Christ, John, stay, talk!

Christ, John, stay, talk!

Christ! Sherlock on Twitter, he really has lost it.

Civilisation has always depended on a measure of elective ignorance.

Classified beyond top secret.

Clever.

Coat.

Code names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love,

Come along.

Come and meet his best friends.

Come back in ten.

Come back! It's the wrong thumb.

Come in.

Come on, can't you guess?

Come on, roll up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Wonderful.

Conclusion? Relationship is over.

Confession is good for the soul, providing you can delete it.

Congratulations, by the way.

Cost cutting is clearly a priority for you,

Could you do some digging as a favour?

Could you take a photo and send it?

Craig's got a dog.

Culverton gave me Faith's original note.

Culverton Smith, all this charity work,

Culverton Smith. This, I think, is relevant, from this morning.

Culverton Smith. You've probably heard of me.

Culverton wants to know if you're OK going straight to the hospital?

Culverton's doing a visit. The kids would love to meet you both.

Cup of tea! Oh, for goodness' sakes!

Cut there! What was that?

Dad? What's happening?

Daddy has things to do, I'm afraid.

Dangerous!

David? Come on!

Dead people... look like things.

Dear, in five minutes, you won't even remember why you were crying.

Defensive wounds on her face and hands, throat cut. Sharp blade.

Destroying them all. Makes no sense. What's the point?

Did Sherlock ever tell you about the note?

Did you call the police?

Did you have a nice time in London?

Did you know?

Did you lose it in the war?

Didn't it ever occur to you, not even once,

Didn't you get John's text?

Different part of town.

Difficult to tell the difference these days.

Disappointed that your son hadn't made it back from his gap year.

Disguised as a 22 stone cleaner, will inject the President

DNA all checks out.

Do it. Ask him.

Do not throw the rattle.

Do something while there's still a chance,

Do they really?

Do you blame him?

Do you ever look in the mirror and want to see someone else?

Do you go to a discreet Harvester sometimes?

Do you have any idea what speed you were going at?

Do you hear me? I said Molly Hooper.

Do you know what he did?

Do you know where you are? Are you drunk?

Do you know why I'm going to take your case?

Do you promise?

Do you still speak to Sherrinford?

Do you talk to Sherlock Holmes?

Don't antagonise them, darling.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Don't call us, we'll call...

Don't know. Just sort of happens really.

Don't think anyone else is going to save him,

Don't think anyone else is going to save him,

Don't want to rush this.

Don't you dare make jokes! Don't you dare!

Down to the smallest number of feasible variables.

Dr Watson.

Drearcliff House, remember that one, John? One murder, ten suspects.

Drunk driver, he's totally smashed, the cops are chasing him,

Each containing aliases, our background, everything.

Easiest thing in the world, anyone can do it.

Easily arranged.

Effectively a costume.

Either I'm a serial killer,

Er, sometimes, can I borrow your car?

Er, was that me? Was I too good?

Er, yeah, I'm John Watson.

Eurus?

Even you.

Every available data stream in the world simultaneously,

Every move is random and not even Sherlock Holmes can anticipate

Every movement I made was entirely random,

Every new personality just on the roll of a dice!

Every quiver of the web will tell me when the spider makes his move.

Every strand crossing every other.

Every time you left the room, that's when.

Everybody dies.

Everybody out, now!

Everyone assumes it was a fault, or...

Everyone out.

Everything about who I was is on there.

Everything else is perfectly ordered, managed.

Everything OK, madam?

Everything palls.

Everything's fine, I promise you. Just relax.

Exactly where I said you would be two weeks ago.

Exactly, weeks! Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Except the boot. The boot was mean!

Except this one belongs to someone else.

Except with the angle of the scars on your left forearm,

Expected a pearl.

Factoring in a degree of shock and emotional decision,

Faith, I can stand it no longer, I've confessed to my crimes.

Faith, stop loitering at the door and come in.

Faith?

Faith?

Faith...

Families fall out.

Father, we ask you to send your blessings on this water

Five minutes?

For an ad campaign.

For Christ's sake, Sherlock, it's not a game!

For God's sake! I was talking to the Prime Minister.

For millions of people I've never even met.

For minor surgical procedures.

For more than a few minutes.

For myself, for the people round this table,

For quite some time, in fact.

For the conscious mind to comprehend.

For the first few months you kept this hidden, folded inside a book.

For the past few months it's been on open display on a wall.

For there he was sure Death could not find him.

For there is none of you here so mean and base

Forgive me, but you are doing yourself a disservice.

Four years!

Freelancers are too woolly, too messy.

Friends and family.

Friends are people you want to share with.

From cause to effect, that reveals, step by step, the solution.

From someone living in the same house at a level of intimacy

Get me a fresh glass of water, please, this one's filthy.

Get out of my house, you reptile!

Get yourself a piece of that.

Give it to me!

Go ahead, look at him, Dr Watson!

Go and solve a crime together, make him wear the hat.

Go right into hell and make it look like you mean it.'

God is a ludicrous fiction, dreamt up by inadequates

God save the Queen!

God will smile on you.

God, 50!

God, I just wanted a bit of peace, and I really thought I had it.

Going by the severity of the crease.

Going to the Prime Minister

Good boy!

Good, then I'll...

Good.

Goodbye, Sherlock Holmes.

Goodnight, Mycroft.

Got a new one, seeing her today.

Got himself into serious trouble

Greg.

Greg. What?

Handbag!

Handbag!

Hang on, Mary's better than me?

Happy families. Nice trip?

Hard logic versus romantic whimsy that is your choice.

Harker. And it's murder this time.

Has he attempted to make contact with you?

Has it occurred to you, anywhere in your drug addled brain,

Has that come out?

Have we?

Have we?

Have you ever wondered if your wife was a little bit out of your league?

Have you heard of that thing? In Germany?

Have you noticed the kitchen? It's practically a meth lab.

Have you spoken to Mycroft? Molly? Anyone?

Haven't you even looked at it yet?

Haven't you guessed?

He built a hotel, a special hotel just to kill people.

He can't have got far. We'll have him in a bit.

He didn't just suddenly do it.

He died there and then.

He drowned, Mr Holmes. That's what we thought.

He hacked into the Pentagon security system,

He is the cleverest man in the world, but he's not a monster.

He knew you'd get a new therapist after I died,

He mass produced them.

He says you've got a good one, Greg?

He stabs it.

He survived, that's all that matters!

He thinks you're clever, poor old Sherlock. Always going on about you.

He was off his head.

He was quite good.

He won't allow himself to be saved.

He won't allow himself to be saved.

He's a serial killer.

He's got a point.

He's had his obsessions before, of course, but

He's handy and loyal.

He's locked himself away in his flat. God knows what he's up to.

He's lying. You're lying.

He's making a funny face.

He's more emotional, isn't he?

He's never knowingly under cliched, is he?

He's not about thinking. Not Sherlock.

He's not so difficult when you've got a gun on him.

He's planned something, something long term.

He's publicly accused Mr Smith of being a serial killer.

He's really not moving.

He's right, you know, you probably saved his life.

Hello, Mycroft.

Hello? Ward 73.

Hello.

Hello.

Her real name is Greta Bengsdotter.

Here it comes.

Here. What's this?

HH Holmes loved the dead.

HH Holmes.

HH Holmes. Relative of yours?

Hidden inside a secret compartment inside her padded armpit.

His blog?

His wife left him because his breath stinks

Hiya!

Hm, naturally.

Hm?

Hm.

Hmm, maybe it's because I'm not familiar with the concept.

Hmm, that perks things up a bit.

Hmm, that's The Omen.

Hmm? Delusional paranoia about a public personality.

Hmm? What was what?

Hmm? What was what?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. We all love the Queen, don't we?

Hmm. Well, let me ask you this... are you really a doctor?

Hmm. Well, then, let's hope you solve your little problem, Greg.

Hold hard the breath and build up every spirit to his full height! On!

Hopkins, arrest Wilson. Dimmock, look in the lymph nodes.

Hospital?

How can it still come as a surprise to people?

How can that be your car?!

How can you be sure? He might have tried.

How can you do that?

How could she...?!

How did you know about that? I didn't tell you that.

How did you know where to find me?

How did you know?! How? On Monday, I decided to get a new therapist.

How did you sleep?

How did you... get in?

How do you catch a serial killer?

How do you know he didn't notice?

How do you work all that out?

How is he? Is he eating? Ask him if he's eating.

How long have you been working here now?

How lucky you are?!

How many more times, Mr Sherlock?

How the hell...?

How you're wasting his time,

How?

Huh?

I added some deductions for Sherlock.

I always know when the game is on. Do you know why?

I am an idiot, I know nothing.

I am dead.

I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Office.'

I am! What makes you think I'm not taking it seriously?

I am. So are you.

I am. Utterly.

I apologise.

I assure you, I'm not. He really is lying.

I bet he saved her.

I built this whole wing.

I came in a taxi.

I can slip in and out, anywhere I like, you know.

I can wait until the hospital.

I can't be certain, of course,

I can't remember who my father wanted to kill.

I can't remember.

I can't stand it, never can. There's a loose thread in the world.

I certainly did not!

I cheated on you, Mary.

I couldn't see what was right under my nose.

I detest conversation in the past tense.

I didn't exactly know who you were going to be using it on.

I didn't. I don't.

I do like to mess with people, and, yes, I am a bit creepy.

I don't believe it, this is amazing! I thought I was the only one,

I don't blame... I don't think about him.

I don't do handshakes. It'll have to be a hug.

I don't feel so good.

I don't have a coat.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe you'd like a drink sometime.

I don't know. We... We all had one but the others were...

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know anything any more.

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't like loose ends. Not on my watch.

I don't really need to check

I don't understand. What is that?

I don't want to die.

I don't want to die.

I don't!

I don't.

I don't... want to die.

I forgot to factor in the traffic.

I get regular updates.

I glanced at it but I prefer

I got my confession, though, didn't I?

I had an appointment with you tonight...

I had, of course, several other backup plans.

I happen to know there's a pair in the salad drawer.

I have a need to confess, but you, I think, might have a need to forget.

I have a problem and there is only one way that I can solve it.

I have a question for you. Why are you here?

I have a situation that needs to be managed.

I have been many things, John, but when have I ever been a malingerer?!

I have known many people in this world, but made few friends,

I have made millions.

I have reasons.

I have theorised before that if one could attenuate to

I have to drink a cup of tea.

I have, I think, apologised extensively.

I haven't seen him. No one's seen him.

I hear a squeaking. Probably the wing will come off is all.

I heard it from his own mouth.

I hope you remembered my coat.

I hoped I wouldn't have to do this.

I just have to ration myself, choose the right heart to stop.

I just need to do this in my own way.'

I keep telling him, if he was any good as a detective,

I kept firing the architects and builders,

I killed his wife.

I know for a fact I was only 21 this time last week.

I know his thought processes better than any other human being,

I know it's him. It must be him.

I know Mary's dead and I know your heart is broken,

I know you care about her deeply.

I know you invited her to one of your special board meetings.

I know you'd change your mind if you did.

I know you'll try to find me but there is no point.

I know, but then I met Sherlock, it was so simple the way...

I know.

I know.

I lack the arrogance to ignore details. I'm not the police.

I like to make people into things,

I like to watch it happen.

I love his blog, don't you?

I love your blog.

I made a vow, remember?

I mean he loves a really tricky case.

I mean, he knows you're an idiot,

I mean, how are you even allowed in here?

I mean, how does it work? How does what work?

I mean, it's right up your strasse.

I mean, obviously, normal and fine

I mean, we were at the top of our game for years.

I meant Rosie. Your daughter.

I meant the chips.

I meant the other one.

I met someone tonight.

I might even move him to my favourite room.

I myself know of at least 58 techniques to refine

I need the one person who,

I need to concentrate, and I don't want to hit you.

I need to kill someone.

I need to kill someone. Who? Who?

I need to know what state you're in.

I need to move the target far, far away from you

I need you to do something for me.

I need you to know, John.

I need you to see that up here, I've still got it.

I needed a hug.

I never could be.

I never could be.

I never realised confessing would be so enjoyable.

I noticed the motion sensor was damaged,

I once caught a triple poisoner in High Wycombe.

I only mean it's OK.

I really hit him, Greg. Hit him hard.

I saw you take it! I saw you!

I see you standing like greyhounds in the slips,

I see. Who is supposed to have shot him, then?

I sent a text from your phone, remember?

I should have done it sooner.

I should, er, come and see her soon.

I stopped lying down.

I suppose I was always afraid this might happen.

I swear I will.'

I swear, my wife is channelling Satan!

I think he sort of promised.

I think I just did, didn't I?

I think I remember the way, it's through there, isn't it?

I think I speak for everyone.

I think I'll put a hole in it.

I think it's about to break.

I think the door's jammed.

I think we can call that self loathing.

I think you discovered that pain stimulated your memory,

I think you need to tell your faithful little friend

I think you slightly gave away the ending.

I think you'll want to take it.

I thought I was the only one who got out.

I thought that might include you?

I thought we were just hanging out.

I told you Moriarty's dead.

I use it to sell breakfast cereal.

I want to know why?

I want to see your handbag.

I want to show you my favourite room.

I want to thank you, Ivan, for allowing me to use it.

I want you to be examined by Molly Hooper.

I want you to kill me.

I wanted to hear your confession,

I was a carpenter. Like me dad.

I was just saying, I love your blog.

I was looking out of the window, why was I doing that?

I was so convinced it was Moriarty,

I was talking to the Prime Minister.

I was terrified!

I was the only one that made it out.

I was trying to help him!

I wasn't there.

I watched you.

I will destroy you. You're completely at my mercy.

I woke up.

I wouldn't need a new mantel!

I... I don't think we'll ever get over this.

I... I feel scared.

I... I thought you'd done something clever.

I... I've miscalculated.

I'd been playing with Rosie.

I'd better finish this, hadn't I?

I'd like to hear you say it.

I'd say that your life, as you know it, has 20 minutes left to run.

I'd... I'd rescue you, or something.

I'll do my best.

I'll get back to you.

I'll know when it begins.

I'll try, if I'm in the area.

I'll... I'll just, um... Ahem.

I'm a cereal killer?

I'm a doctor.