Over the Hedge Edit

A good fella? A good fella? Uh oh. Jeepers, here we go.

A good fella.

A little puff on the tail... Stop it! Puffier.

A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker!

A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.

A.k.a. the chip. Nacho cheese flavor.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Oof!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Actually, I do.

Adios, animal infestation.

After what he did to us? But he came back.

Ah, we all want more

Aha! Nice!

Ahem! Aah!

Ahh.

Air freshener. Tomato juice.

All right, gang, this is it. We're going in.

All right, kids, you heard your mother,

All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep.

All right, Steve, you brought this on yourself.

All right, what am I up against here?

All right!

All right! Are we here?

All right.

All the way to the top. Exactly. All the way to the top.

All the way to the top. Ozzie.

Almost had 'em.

Always will be.

Amphibian.

And according to my measuring stick, yours is 2.5.

And all my stuff had better be right back where it was.

And all we gotta do is get her out.

And crazy and fearless.

And guess what? They're all yours!

And he brought a bear.

And I can shed a little light

And I know where they are. I'll be right back. Bye!

And I only wanted to be me

And I think you're what's best for them now.

And I want my Spuddies. I love those things.

And I'll scratch my back too

And I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility!

And I'm about to let it out.

And I'm only changing

And I'm putting my foot down. No, no.

And if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be. Now let go of my tail.

And look, we got a place for you right here!

And lowering our property values?

And now, you listen to me. Shape up there.

And packages and cans!

And right now, they really need me.

And running away 'cause they think I'm filthy.

And so far Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.

And Spike kept poking me.

And the Doyles' is the yellow house. They only ordered one box.

And there they are. America's most coveted cookies.

And these sticks, and they were

And these things are just the scraps!

And they are just as scared of us as we are of them.

And they have the food! How much food?

And we don't wanna end up like that rabbit.

And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat?

And what this is all about. I'm gonna go check it out.

And what usually takes you all summer will only take us a week.

And what you take magically regenerates

And what?

And you are?

And you don't even wanna know about the cork!

And you know what? I'm listening to it this time,

And you're just holding us back.

And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too.

And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell!

Animals are in the house.

Anything that tastes this good has to be good for you.

Approximately 10 pounds.

Are you crazy? He'll kill you. Well, I'm the one he wants.

Are you hungry? Look, food.

As it is illegal in every state, except Texas.

Attaboy, Verne. Save the food. I'll lose the dog.

Audio, go!

Away with your filth! My filth?

Ay yai yai.

Bad.

Bear! Bear!

Bear! Dare?

Bear! Hair?

Bear! What's that?

Because I've always

Because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.

Because they're too stupid and naive to know any better.

Because this, my friends, is just the beginning.

Because we've angered the humans.

Because, what are we? Foragers!

Been nice. Don't hit.

Besides, I'm the car. I'm always the car.

Big jeepers. She's all like, wow.

Big one here, here,

Bingo! Okay, step two.

Bonus points!

Boy, that's cold! That's cold!

Brilliant!

Bucky and Quillo were up every three or four weeks.

Bucky, pass this to Lou.

Buenos dias, reptile.

Bunnies!

But first, I want to show you this.

But I already had that.

But I can get it. All of it!

But I couldn't help overhearing,

But I have six more days! No!

But I like a cookie.

But I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say...

But I'm looking inside, Stella, and I see a fox.

But if you haven't noticed, I'm a skunk.

But it could have been a predator.

But it's not tingling.

But Khan had his plan to steal the invention of renewable life!

But let's not forget our brilliant leadership,

But my entire shell is tingling.

But pretty soon we'll be laughing about it

But that...

But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy!

But then all that went away with...

But this place is like a fortress.

But watch

But, ooh, it's all right

But, Steve is angry! It came from the other side of Steve.

But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail.

But, what if they're not?

But, you know what? I know a place so chock full of food,

But, you know, it's a common mistake.

But, you said they're mine. They will be,

But... I'm sorry.

Buy a "Y". Please buy a "Y".

Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel!

Can I be the car? I wanna be the car!

Can you handle that? Um. Excuse me?

Can't you see RJ is just using you?

Check it out.

Classic RJ.

Come here, come here. I promised I wouldn't do this. Okay.

Come here, Hammy, come here. You are a genius, my boy.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, baby.

Come on, big boy. You're coming with me.

Come on, come on. Quillo! Go, go, go.

Come on, everybody. Wake up. Don't make me come in there.

Come on, Hammy, come on.

Come on, kids. Family time there, in front of the TV.

Come on, step into my office. Now, listen up.

Come on, think about the food.

Come on, you guys. You know I didn't mean it like that.

Come on!

Come on! We've gotta go before she comes back.

Come on! We've gotta go, we've gotta go!

Come to Papa.

Come, I show you. No, no!

Common strays? All right, you asked for it.

Cooler... Wagon... Redder wagon.

Could we just get the food and go?

Curse you, plastic moldsman.

Dad, it was just snow.

Dad. I just gotta say, that was... that was pretty good.

Dad. That's not the worst part.

Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit out for a gathering.

Dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT and good old MSG,

Did the little shoes and cars actually get into the house?

Did we make it? That was close!

Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo?

Didelphis marsupialis virginianus.

Didn't you see it?

Diet soda flows

Dig in!

Dirtbag. I don't think that guy's a real doctor.

Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne?

Do you think it's dead?

Do you, in fact, have an associates degree from Vermtech?

Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff.

Don't... don't do this.

Done! Now, come on. I'll be right behind you.

Dwayne LaFontant is here.

Easy, easy, don't worry. That's just a human being.

Easy, easy. Don't worry.

End up with an upset stomach.

Even the stars above Things that seem still...

Ever done it in a week? That's impossible.

Everybody all right?

Everybody, get out of here right now!

Everybody, wake up! Hibernation's over.

Everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.

Everything's under control. Just go back to the hedge.

Except for that little bitty speck. You are here.

Family? Right, right, that.

Fascinating.

Feed the bear.

Feed the bear. Get the food.

Fella?

Filthy vermin!

Fine. You worry about your casserole,

Finished. No, wait!

Fire in the hole!

Flee, my love.

Follow me into the great unknown

Follow the pretty light. There it is, that's it.

Food!

Food! Food! Food! Food!

For everything

For the whole family when I say we want nothing

Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away.

Full of junk. So, what are you saying there?

Garbage cans are not to be on the curb before eight...

Gary, come on, breakfast!

Get 'em! Score! Yeah!

Get down and stay down.

Get out of here! I just mopped this patio!

Get real, Kevin. 'Cause when you feel like a dirtbag,

Get the collar! Gee, that's a nice collar you got on.

Gimme a hand, Oz. Sure, sure.

Give the impression

Go get it, you little nut!

Go inside, have a cookie, turn on the TV and calm down.

Go on, get out there. Shoo, shoo!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go! Go! Move, move!

Going.

Good idea. I'm gonna check back with you.

Good job, everybody. That's teamwork.

Good morning. Good morning, everyone!

Good night, Lou. Yeah, good night there, Verne.

Good night, Uncle RJ. Good night, kiddo.

Good with kids and has no sense of smell, call me.

Good, good. Going great, going great.

Good, isn't it? Okay.

Goodbye, cruel world!

Gosh, she looks...

Got a box right over here for ya, Penny.

Got a paddle and a creek

Got it! Stand back!

Got my family

Got your snack food?

Gotta be blue? Yes!

Gotta tell myself Yeah, I'm the man

Grab it!

Granted, it takes some time to chew.

Great and powerful Steve!

Great. Hey, can I work with Hammy?

Great. Let's go. Where is it?

Groups of more than one who wish to get...

Half the forest is gone.

Halt! Intruders! Intruders! Get out, all of you.

Hammy, get back here.

Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk!

Hammy, what weird thing?

Hammy, you were awesome, my man!

Hammy!

Hammy!

Hammy! Hammy!

Hammy! Less claw, more pad. Oh, okay.

Hammy! Let me in! Not listening to RJ.

Hammy?

Hammy? You know I didn't...

Hammy... I'm not stupid.

Hang on a minute.

Hang on, Vincent, this'll only take a second.

Having everything you ever wanted.

He has like, rabies or something.

He sold it to me. This has nothing to do with me.

He started it.

He was so beautiful, he could barely breathe.

He's embracing the future there,

He's just trying to help us. Just let him in.

He's under attack! He's working!

Heather, how many times must I say it?

Heather, keep an eye on that human.

Heather!

Heather.

Hello? I don't care who started it.

Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator."

Hence, I'm giving this back so they won't kill us.

Her face like, explodes or something. That is, like, so unfair.

Her? Me?

Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smoky.

Here we go!

Here we go. Hey, hey, watch the...

Here, can you take the remote before my dad does?

Here, catch!

Here, here, here and here.

Here, here, here, here, here, here,

Here, here, here, here.

Here, I'm not supposed to drink this. Thanks.

Hey there, little...

Hey, everybody! This way to the food!

Hey, hey, it was in your yard.

Hey, I'm sure I'll see you around the forest.

Hey, in a week from now, we're gonna be laughing about this thing.

Hey, it's not important!

Hey, it's working! Behind you!

Hey, Mom, look at us! Look at us!

Hey, RJ, check this out! We totally hooked up the TV.

Hey, RJ, come this way. We wanna show you something.

Hey, RJ?

Hey, Spike, look at that.

Hey, this guy's not coming, is he? I don't want him to.

Hey, Verno, I took a few clippings

Hey, Vincent. You were right.

Hey, whoa!

Hey!

Hey! No fighting while we're driving.

Hi, this is Gladys Sharp. Your president?

Hi.

High five, Hammy!

Hmm?

Hmm. Foragers.

Hold on, Hamsquad. The last thing you need is caffeine.

Hold still! I got it! Stay still. Help me! Get off of me!

Hoo hoo! Aah!

How are we gonna live?

How great I am

How will we get in? The collar is the key.

How'd you guys sleep? Just a super duper morning.

How's it gone? Ask him!

How's that tail, Verne?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Oh! Huh?

Huh? Ohh.

Humans bring the food, take the food,

Humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them.

I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!

I believe someone phoned about an animal problem?

I blacked out for a second there, but I get the idea.

I can clear a room, Verne. Come on, that much I can do.

I can't be arrested! I'm the president of the homeowner's association!

I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait.

I cannot smell a thing.

I certainly hope he's not in any pain.

I could do a little TV.

I didn't get all primped and preened to have some over fed, pompous puffball

I don't care if it's against the Geneva Conventions.

I don't know what you're up to,

I don't know, the guy's making a lot of sense to me.

I don't know. But here's what I do know.

I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.

I filled the log.

I gave you my heart, and you ripped it into a million pieces.

I got the cookie.

I got ya!

I have to have it. No!

I haven't told you about my life.

I heard that, young man!

I hold you back, all right. From extinction.

I hot wired the HD converter. We get like, 1,000 channels!

I intend to. The whole family.

I just really need you to focus right now, okay?

I knew beneath this hard, crispy outside

I knew we couldn't trust him, and I got us into this.

I know where we can get some cookies so valuable

I know. But believe me, this...

I know. You're right behind me...

I learned from the best, Dad.

I like it! I like it!

I look like a nest and smell like a swamp.

I love your energy, but you just can't take 'em.

I mean the bush. I mean... Jeez!

I mean, I'm a cat.

I mean, it's hard to really sum it all up in just one word.

I mean, it's not like he can walk on water.

I meant ignorant.

I meant, really serious hunger pains.

I must

I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woods.

I personally guarantee

I really don't think we're interested in eating.

I saw it on TNT, a retrospective.

I see a tunnel. Oh, no.

I should've known better.

I shouldn't have taken all that food.

I think he wants you to think he's dead.

I think he's dead. Really?

I think they might just be overreacting.

I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous.

I think we should listen. Yeah, I'm okay with wazoo food there.

I think, today's the day we find out if the baby is gifted,

I thought Mrs. Johansson was allergic to chocolate.

I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great!

I thought you might.

I thought you were dead.

I understand.

I wanna do it again! Beyond super.

I want a doughnut! I want pizza.

I want it!

I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.

I was just being cautious. 'Cause that's what I am.

I was just trying to return things to the way they were, that's all.

I...

I... Well, it's a... It's... Verne?

I'd be less afraid of it if I just knew what it was called.

I'll take responsibility for that.

I'm a reptile, actually.

I'm all right, I'm fine. It's okay. It's...

I'm foaming at the mouth.

I'm foaming, very scary rabid squirrel.

I'm getting things back to the way they were.

I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren'll stink.

I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family fun size.

I'm gonna go over there. Just don't anybody move.

I'm here to help you with your foraging thing.

I'm holding you personally responsible.

I'm naturally tentative.

I'm not done, Hammy. If you have to go again, just go.

I'm not stupid.

I'm on it, RJ. No, Heather. Wait!

I'm rabid!

I'm scared. Me too, Mama.

I'm sorry, I've gotta go.

I'm sorry, Janis, did I just hear them say "rabid squirrel"?

I'm starting to think that little tingle of yours is just you being jealous.

I'm telling you, folks, stick with me, and in one week

I'm telling you, he's trying to help us, really.

I'm telling you, you went too far this time.

I'm the car. You be the shoe. The shoe is lame.

I'm throwing a "Welcome to the Neighborhood" party tomorrow,

I'm up, I'm up! She means it. Let's go!

I've been holding something in all winter,

I've got this long to hand over

I've had dirt. I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt.

I've never really had anything like that.

I've never seen anything like this. Man, that's big.

If they listened to half the stuff you're telling them,

If we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan.

If you had told us that all that food you were trying to get

Inside that house. What?

Inside, I have a multi leveled climby thing with shag carpet.

Is a thing of beauty.

Is it done? Affirmative.

Is now 54 acres of man made, manicured, air conditioned paradise.

Is that my bag? Yeah, we brought it in here

Isn't as good as the food we gather your way?

Isn't playing dead a little weak?

It is a Persian name, for I am Persian.

It is bold. I like it.

It is the gateway to the good life.

It never ends that way too!

It never ends!

It starts with an F, do you remember what it was?

It was a pleasure doing business with you, ma'am.

It was awful.

It was in the box. They've always got food with them.

It was worth it for that food, huh?

It... That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?

It's a pretty name. Steve sounds nice.

It's all good. And we're going over there. Tonight!

It's because you're a dirtbag. Right?

It's called a hedge, and it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend.

It's gone. The food! Gone!

It's how guys like you and me survive.

It's just like Auto Homicide 3! What?

It's like a key that opens the door and if...

It's not a first Might be the last

It's not, really

It's okay, it's just a... What is this thing, Lou?

It's only change

It's only change

It's only every

It's really scary. Follow me.

It's what keeps humans going, it's why they don't hibernate.

Jealous? Of him? Yeah.

Jeepers, it's so big! How many humans fit in there?

Jeepers, Lou.

Jeepers, that is good. Kids, eat up!

Jeepers! What...

Jeepers.

Jeepers.

Jeepers.

Jeepers. What is that?

Jeez...

Jimmy was pushing me on the bus.

Just a figure of speech.

Just a minute, I'll be right there. What was that?

Just bear with me is what I meant to say.

Just for us.

Just get the food.

Just hang on a second. All right?

Just take what you need.

Just take what you need.

Just...

Kids, come on, hurry up! You'll be late!

Kids, I'm the boss of you, okay? So just calm down.

Kids, lose that bear!

Kind of anticlimactic. Shoot!

La da

La da da da da da

La da da da da da

La da da da da da da

La da da da da da La da...

La da, la da

La da, la da

La da, la da

La da, la da

La da, la da da da da da

Ladies and gentlemen, our work here is done.

Leave it. Leave it!

Let go!

Let go! You let go!

Let me ask ya, how long's it take?

Let me in, let me in! No! Ring tailed charlatan!

Let me rephrase that.

Let me show you what I'm talking about.

Let's call it Steve! Steve?

Let's get out of here, and leave this...

Let's go, all right, the rest of you. It's spring!

Let's go.

Let's go. Get down.

Let's party.

Let's play!

Let's see. There we... Hang on a minute.

Lights fading, limbs growing cold.

Lights fading. Limbs growing co...

Like Khan in Star Trek II!

Like, a lot. And the food we gathered was totally...

Liking that a lot.

List of all the stuff that you lost, Verne.

Listen, if anybody in this family gets hurt,

Listen. Verne, right? This isn't something you need to be afraid of.

Literally, the collar.

Loads of food. Heaps of food. Food out the wazoo!

Look at him closely. You can see him breathing.

Look at that!

Look at this, the grass seems to be greener over here.

Look out!

Look out! Stop! What's he doing?

Look out. High score.

Look, food.

Look, it's not you. It won't work, okay, because I'm a...

Look, look! I found my nuts!

Look, maybe our little forest life looks primitive to a guy with a bag.

Look, people! Play with them!

Look, raccoon, maybe that mask you're wearing is obstructing your view,

Look, there's only one way we're gonna find out what this thing is,

Look, Verne,

Looks grim right now

Lots. I gotta admit, that does look tasty.

Lou, Penny, back to the TV.

Lou, that'd be just super.

Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener Neeners, and Smackeroons.

Luminous? Dang.

Make an immediate left turn.

Male.

Man, this better be one stupid cat.

Man!

Maybe we knocked his brains loose, or something.

Meow.

Mind if I have a look? No, no, no! Come no closer!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm!

Mmm? Oh!

Mmm? Oh. Uh. Oh!

Mmm.

Moon's full, RJ. See ya in the morning.

Morning, Hammy. I gotta go wee wee!

Morning!

Mother, is that you beckoning me into the light?

Move, kids! Come on!

Move. Move.

Must move toward the light.

My back! Whoa!

My eyes. They are luminous.

My father, he had an exceptionally flat face.

My filth? Jeepers, here we go.

My hair!

My head says listen to my tail,

My own place, surrounded by loved ones,

My owner does not give scraps to common strays.

My red wagon? Redder!

My stink. Your feminine charms.

My tail says listen to my head, and I just...

My tail tingles every time I get near him.

My! Hon, look at this.

My! Jeepers.

Nasty! Oh, my God, this is so gross!

Next time he shoves you, beat him up.

No biggie? That is what we call a biggie.

No grip, no grip, no grip.

No, don't. How about I just leave? Good.

No, I can talk. I'm just driving.

No, no, bad idea. Bad idea!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no! No! Take that!

No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right?

No, no! No, no!

No, to die for. You nailed that part.

No, we don't!

No, we don't. What are you talking about?

No, you don't.

No, you're not. The tail is tingling.

No!

No!

No!

No! Come on.

No! It's not my fault! Let go of me! Ma'am...

No! Nix that! Run!

No! No, no, no, no.

No! No!

No! Not humanely. As inhumanely as possible.

No! Not without those Spuddies. What?

No.

No.

No.

No. I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk!

No. Then what are you saying?

No. There's a bunch of red lights all over here.

No. This face was bred for beauty.

Not again. Dang it! Those things are so lifelike.

Not finished, Hammy. Morning, Lou, Penny.

Not if we work together.

Not in the lake we drink from!

Not interested in the most delicious food you've ever tasted?

Not interested!

Not lookin' so good around the eyes there, hon.

Not that, not that. No, no.

Not to me, my femme fatale. To you.

Not your problem. I'll just go.

Now can I poke him? No!

Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!

Now, if a human does happen to see you, just lay down,

Now, the traps are set here, here, here,

Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo?

Of course, you are. You are Hammy!

Of me

Of the homeowner's association? Right.

Officer, please. It was that Verminator.

Oh my... This smell doesn't bother you?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Wow!

Oh, brother. Jeepers, Verne.

Oh, God.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh!

Oh! Oh! I can burp my ABCs!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That... Mmm hmm?

Oh...

Ohh, ho, ho, ho!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Okay, all right, you guys sleep on it!

Okay, enough about him. I get it.

Okay, gorgeous, you're on.

Okay, Hammy.

Okay, Hammy. Huh?

Okay, I didn't mean...

Okay, kids, dive in. There it is. Bark for breakfast!

Okay, okay, we're good. Go back to work.

Okay, okay.

Okay, that's it. I am sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me

Okay, this is us.

Okay, Verne? Looking a little green.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, it's still in the cave.

Okay! Listen, stay in the huddle. Here's the plan.

Okay! Okay, buddy! You just rest easy, all right, 'cause I'm on it.

Okay.

Okay. Four paws, fur.

Okay. I get it.

Okay. Meeting called on account of weird, scary thing.

Okay. Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...

Okay. So, all I'm saying is we cut it a little close.

Okay. So, first we're gonna muss the hair.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. This is great.

Okay...

On supermarket shelves

On the outside, maybe.

On what this whole hedge situation is about.

Ooh, and it's all right

Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger?

Ooh! Ooh!

Operator. Can I help you?

Or if Saxon is really an alien.

Or, should I say, au naturel.

Out of my quills to do a little comparison.

Over here, this way. RJ, come on!

Over here! Toss me one of those! More, please! More.

Ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Ow.

Ow.

Ozman! Yeah! Yeah!

Ozzie!

Ozzie!

Penny, Lou, look out! Down!

Penny? The kids here? Hammy?

People, more is more

Play dead! Play!

Play, play, play, play.

Play, play, play, play.

Play!

Play!

Play!

Play!

Play! Play! Play!

Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!

Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!

Play?

Play. Huh?

Playing possum is what we do.

Please don't think I'm prying,

Please select destination.

Please, I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.

Please.

Possum, porcupine, skunk, squirrel, raccoon...

Prepare for a lot of stinging.

Previous destination selected. Make a legal U turn.

Props for the Ozman!

Puffball. All right, team, let's boogie.

Put it on cat. Maybe the cat likes a cow. Let's hope the cat likes a cow.

Rabid, not rabbit.

Rabies! Rabies!

Read it and weep.

Really nice getting to know you.

Really wish you would've told me that sooner.

Really, do they have it, or not?

Really? It's a big, long list. You can see that.

Really? This log? This cave like log?

Really? Wow.

Really? Yeah, if she eats it,

Really? Yeah, that's what families do.

Remember, when we wake up, only 273 days left till winter.

Reptile.

Reptile. It's okay, girls.

Reptile. No.

Right! I buried some nuts in the woods,

Right! Kids, grab those handles. Get the stuff.

Right. Super, Verne, really super.

RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you.

RJ!

RJ!

RJ!

RJ! The wagon's full, let's get out of here.

RJ? No?

RJ.

Roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.

Rosebud.

Run, that way. Outside!

Run!

Run! Run! Get outta here!

Says the grass is supposed to be two inches,

Scary clown.

See what I mean? That's what I was talking about.

See what you've done here?

Self serving thing I've ever seen.

Share there, everyone, share. Come on, come on, come on.

She's getting away!

She's supposed to be a cat.

Shh!

Shh! The show is starting.

Ship the food, they drive the food,

Shoo. Go on, get away from here.

Shoot!

Shouldn't have taken all that food. What?

Show me that wild look in your eye, boy. Come on!

Show your little rat faces. Filthy creatures.

Simple slip of the bear. Tongue! I...

Skunk!

Slow! Slow!

So disappointed

So easily

So I took the liberty of installing it for you.

So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what.

So we all ride for nothing

So we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating?

So you wouldn't have to sleep up in that tree.

So, a few saps got hurt in the process.

So, he can do a couple of tricks.

So, I really need this!

So, I was on my way down here to kill you.

So, just own it, just say it out loud. "I am a dirtbag."

So, technically, not stolen.

So, this is the outdoor woods? I like it.

So, this year we need to make sure that we fill the log...

So, we gotta go get some more now.

So, we scared her, and she overreacted. No biggie.

So, what do you say? You wanna be a part of it?

So, what do you think? Was I right or was I right?

So, what I want to tell you all is... Verne!

So, what's the problem? This, Verne, is the problem.

So, when you find a fella who's decent,

So, you got a name? Yes.

So, you think they have enough?

Some kind of bush?

Somebody get a hold of her legs!

Something that's constant

Sorry. That was a little intense.

Spring.

Spuddies...

Stand down, sister.

Stay in the woods where you belong!

Stella, don't! I'm not eaten, I just tripped.

Stella, Stella, where are you going?

Stella!

Stella!

Stella! Over here, Tiger.

Stella? Ozzie?

Stella.

Step one, kill the lights.

Step two, get inside. Step three, get out with mountain of food.

Steve ate Verne!

Still alive, still alive.

Stop that! Can I get help over here?

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! No one has ever spoken to me like that!

Sweet jeepers.

Take care of your family, Verne.

Take care. All right, all right.

Take her down!

Take it off, give it back.

Take us home! Take us to the log!

Tell me he's too good for me. I got makeup on my butt, dude!

Thank you all for coming! You were a great audience!

Thank you, Stella.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yes, yes! Hey!

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks. Hey, kids.

That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food.

That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold.

That hurt.

That I have the answers

That is a device to summon food.

That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it

That is one of the many food transportation vehicles.

That is one of the many voices of food.

That is super duper.

That is the altar where they worship food.

That is the most vicious, deceitful,

That is the portal for the passing of the food.

That is the way to store some fat.

That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning.

That means there's only 274 days left till winter.

That means we gotta get to work.

That stuff is to die for!

That stung like I knew it would!

That the food we gather our way

That there will not be a living thing at this party.

That they are hand delivered by uniformed officers.

That thing's huge! What is that?

That wagon of food to a homicidal bear,

That was close.

That was great! You, my friend, are a natural.

That was very satisfying.

That weird thing.

That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour,

That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion.

That, right there,

That... I'm not sure what that is.

That's a contraband item, ma'am,

That's a diaper. And that does come out of a wazoo.

That's because you let them into my house!

That's because you went over there without a guide, Verne.

That's for me?

That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

That's it!

That's it! Run! Go! ...voluntary shock state.

That's looking good. All right, now we're gonna...

That's my girl.

That's right! If you eat me, you'd have to do it.

That's right. Come on, dig in.

That's the... The Depelter Turbo.

That's what I call a super duper performance there.

That's what they eat when they've eaten too much food.

That's what we need to find you this year, don't you know?

That's where the squirrel attacked us!

That's why you need to be in charge now.

The blue cooler? Blue cooler. On my list!

The Genesis Project was in the hands of the Enterprise,

The homeowner's charter, which you signed,

The human being is called a "couch potato."

The human mouth is called a "pie hole."

The I's have it! Let's ride.

The moon's not full.

The oak trees, and the berry bushes,

The old jazz dance injury.

The one place I didn't have a shell.

The ovens clean themselves

The plan works in three simple steps.

The solution is standing before you.

The tingle, the tingle.

The Verminator is on the job.

The weed hacker incident.

The weed hacker, Verne. The weed hacker.

There are protective booties for you to put on over your shoes.

There it is. Go get it.

There was a soft, nougat y center in there.

There was this gross, naked, amphibian thing.

There ya go.

There, there, there, sweetheart. We'll be okay.

There! It was over there! It was right over there!

There's a dead, white rat on my staircase.

There's a weird thing over there I've never seen before.

There's even places in my shell I haven't been.

There's got to be something we can do. There's no time.

There's lights, traps... I might need to change my shell.

There's no bear.

There's something wrong with this guy?

These humans don't want us around.

These little guys will be disposed of quickly and humanely.

These poor little creatures.

They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts.

They had wheels on their feet,

They have that? I'm pretty sure.

They look out for each other.

They must have come while we were hibernating.

They put it in gleaming, silver cans,

They wear the food!

They were riveted, man. You were awesome!

They'll be dead within a week.

They're having a good time.

They're just... they're just gone.

Thing I know

This is me...

This is neat. Look at that.

This is nice, guys. Really nice.

This is not a birthmark.

This is something that you're just not open to.

This is the gateway to the good life.

This is what I was afraid of.

This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.

This means we were nine berries away from starvation.

This way, this way!

This...

This'll cut you down to size!

Those bruises are gonna heal.

Those... Hey, Nancy, stop your honkin'.

Time's up, RJ.

Timmy, get the shovel from the car.

To do with anything that's over that hedge.

To feed a bear. What?

To give you his collar by using...

To kill them before they get hurt like this.

To see me unravel

To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

To the ways over... over there.

Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.

Uh huh?

Uh oh.

Uh, meow. Yeah, right.

Uh...

Uh... Aah!

Universal remote.

Up, down! Up, down! He's getting away!

Usually? One.

Vermin running loose, spreading disease,

Verne, are you certain you came to the same place?

Verne, believe me,

Verne, get everybody out of here. I'll distract him.

Verne, I told you to unhook the chain.

Verne, let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button!

Verne, unhook the chain.

Verne, you all right there?

Verne, you don't understand! We need this stuff!

Verne!

Verne!

Verne! Jeepers!

Verne! Shame on you. RJ wouldn't do that.

Verne? I returned it

Verne. Just a minute, Hammy.

Verne. Move slow, keep your voice low and follow me.

Verne. What are you doing?

Verne's back. Verne's back.

Verne's right, that was horrible.

Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting.

Vincent, wait! I can get it all back!

Vincent?

Vincent? Where?

Vincent.

Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter.

Wait. Right on the tip of my tongue. Yeah!

Wait'll you see what comes in the boxes,

Walk it off! Walk that one off!

Walls, so high. Doors, impenetrable.

Was that out loud?

Was to pay back an angry bear, we would've given it to you.

Watch out!

Watch the quills.

Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.

We ate all the food, Hammy. During the winter?

We better hurry. We don't have much time.

We could always use the extra hand there, you know.

We could get it all back in one night.

We did it! All right!

We die so that we live!

We eat to live, these guys live to eat.

We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am! Get her!

We got it!

We got it. Here we go.

We have more than enough. Hey, listen.

We have so much work to do.

We let you into our family, and you've deceived us.

We make a good team me and you, we do

We now return to A Scoundrel Among Us.

We shoulda listened. Sorry there.

We will be fine as long as no one goes over Steve again.

We will gather enough food to...

We will turn this van around, mister.

We, like, worked our tails off, you know?

We'll eat the bark, right?

We'll find other food, right?

We're gonna mat the fur a little bit.

We're out of control! We can drive.

We've got a hammer. Cool.

Welcome to Suburbia.

Welcome to the family!

Well then, let's get out of here because we have what we need.

Well, believe me, there's more where that came from...

Well, I am. And for good reason.

Well, I got news for you.

Well, I think you know what this means.

Well, it's, it's obviously...

Well, that was specific.

Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough!

Well, this cookie's junk! I like a cookie.

Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo,

Whacking me with these sticks like it was some sort of sick game.

What a first week of spring.

What a team! That raccoon knows what he's doing.

What about your tail?

What are we gonna do for food?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing, man? You are getting in way too deep.

What are you doing? Watch out!

What are you doing? You said we should lick our...

What are you saying? You want me to take 'em to his house?

What do we have here?

What do you know? Food!

What do you think he's doing?

What do you think there, RJ? RJ?

What do you want? I don't think it can speak.

What have I done?

What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands?

What is it you want to tell me?

What is it, baby?

What is it? What is what?

What is that?

What is that?

What is the point of this thing? Just send it down.

What is this place?

What is this thing? Heather, no!

What is this? What?

What the heck happened? What happened?

What the...

What the... Kill it! Kill it!

What Verne is trying to say is...

What was it, what was it, what was it, what was it?

What was over there? Freaky pink primates!

What was that? Play, play, play, play.

What we're going for here is a vicious, man eating, rabid squirrel.

What weapons do we have?

What, them? Who are you kidding?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? But I think I speak

What? Gone?

What? Here we go. I threw out my back.

What? Shh!

What? What do you mean by that? It is your eyes.

What? Why?

What'll we do for food?

What's going on, RJ? Nothing!

What's going on? Is everything okay?

What's going on? Is that Hammy?

What's he gonna do to us, Mama? I don't know, baby.

What's...

Whatever. Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested.

When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. Let me tell you something,

When that moon is full, I'm waking up.

Where are my manners. I'm RJ.

Where have you been?

Where pink flamingos grow

Where'd she go?

Where's the food? Is there any left? I'm really hungry, so is there any left?

Where's the food? Where's the food? Where's the food?

Whew!

Who goes there?

Who's Vincent? Verne, Vincent.

Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella.

Whoa, Stella, this is a rescue. I'm rescuing you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Amazing!

Whoa! Ohh!

Whoa! You stink.

Whoa.

Whoa. Stop. That's it.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, RJ.

Why didn't you say so? Hey!

Why didn't you say so? Hold on, hold on. The what is what?

Why does everyone think I need a man?

Why don't you be that snazzy looking iron there?

With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.

With every bone in my body.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Touch it.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. A universal remote?

Wow. Interesting.

Y'all better listen.

Yeah, 'cause the raccoon says...

Yeah, and it's all right

Yeah, and it's all right

Yeah, I'm a lot less scared of Steve.

Yeah, I'm sure I must've been through worse

Yeah, is this anything like what you had, RJ?

Yeah, it is I swear, you'll see

Yeah, jeepers is the word there, hon.

Yeah, sure. Sweet.

Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?

Yeah, that. Sorry you have to see this.

Yeah, Verne, those were good!

Yeah, Verne, what were you thinking? The log was full!

Yeah, we wanna show you something. Come on, hurry!

Yeah, well, that's bad communication. Also something families do.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Aah!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! Come on!

Yeah. Glad it's working for ya.

Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run.

Yeah. That's called a sugar rush.

Yeah. Well, he's kinda pokey.

Yes, Hammy.

Yes, I can!

Yes, I'm gonna make it.

Yes!

Yes! Here we go.

Yes! It worked! It worked!

Yes! Okay, stations, everybody. Let's boogie!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes... Hammy.

You are only interested in taking advantage of them

You are strong. Your essence is overpowering.

You call that under control?

You can scratch my back

You can... you can stay.

You can't smell?

You can't take it!

You don't have a family. I meant a family of one.

You don't know what's going on here. And you do.

You don't pay the tab 'til the last drop

You don't pay the tab 'till the last drop

You don't stop You don't stop

You feel that buzz in the back of your skull?

You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter?

You get over here right now! Okay.

You got a good thing here.

You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party.

You had me scared. I was about to come out and beat you with a book myself.

You have arrived.

You have got to trust me on this. Don't you understand

You haven't even tried doughnuts yet! You wanna store fat?

You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me.

You kids okay? Hon, you all right there? Stay close.

You know what? Chicks dig scars.

You know what? How 'bout I take the day shift?

You know, I think this is the part where I blacked out.

You know, RJ, just for the record,

You know, that got me right here.

You know, to fill the log? Two hundred and seventy four days.

You know. And you're... You're all, whatever.

You leave, and I return this stuff to the rightful owners.

You like this cookie?

You little...

You might as well just be eating dirt.

You said a word yesterday about your little gang here.

You said it yourself, you're a family of one.

You see this? I'm listening.

You see, Verne, I used to have all of that.

You see, what was once mere wilderness

You see, you've got the food gathering skills, I've got the know how,

You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You should have died! You should have laid down and died.

You should not be jealous of me.

You sorry sack of rat dung.

You stay away from those cookies. They're mine!

You take the food, and they take the fall.

You the lady throwing the party? Yes. Just to the right.

You think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you?

You top that off with a little of this,

You wanna help me find my nuts?

You want

You were

You were right about him, Verne.

You with me, kid? I... I... I...

You woke me up a week early?

You, on the other hand, you're like... cool.

You, Stella, will get that cat

You'll be sweatin' through the winter!

You're a cat!

You're a cat! You're a cat!

You're all right, aren't ya?

You're an organized little guy, aren't you? Nice job.

You're dangerous. You're insane! Sweet music, I'm going home!

You're dropping all the food, man!

You're my hero there, fella.

You're the devil.

You're trying to do what's best for your family.

You've just been verminated.

Your name's on the contract, so can tell it to the judge.

Your new home!

Your way? You mean his way.

Yuck! Gross!

Yup, he's the sharpest of the bunch there.

and maybe a few over here. Gee, is that all?

And they call it a TV. Wicked cool!

And what do we forage? Food!

And your friends are next. Look out!

Can I poke him? No!

Charcoal. Charcoal?

Come here, Verne. That's right.

Come here, ya big lug! No.

Come on, let's get him. Help him up.

Come on! I'm done.

Cork. Cork? Don't you dare.

Down, boy. Sit. Roll over! Play!

Good night, Bucky. Good night.

Good night, Hammy. Good night, Verne.

Good night, Heather. Good night, Verne.

Good night, Ozzie. Good night, Verne.

Good night, Quillo. Good night, Uncle Verne.

Good night, Spike. Good night, Uncle Verne.

Gummi Worm, anybody? Let me have one.

Has anybody seen the remote? Dad, chill.

He likes you. No way, he's a creep.

Here, catch. Play!

Hey! Group hug!

Hey! Up, up, go up.

I can't find the remote. Hey, Spikey, race ya!

I'm coming, Hammy! Verne! No!

Mom! Kids!

Mom! You hit a possum. My goodness.

My goodness. This is so cool.

Nice catch, Verne. Yes! Yes!

Night, Penny. Good night, Verne.

One more thing. Ow!

Play? Oh, no!

RJ! RJ!

Run! This way!

Scissors. Scissors? Whoa, hey!

Shoo! To the hedge!

Taste this. Don't you take that.

That's enough, Verne. Good night, 273.

That's right. Don't push. Plenty for everybody.

There goes my back again. Are you okay?

This is the perfect food. Fat free cookies?

This place is huge. Wicked cool.

to its rightful owner. What?

Uh huh. We fill the log! Hammy.

Wait, wait. How many boxes of... Hey!

What's going on? Come check it out.

Yes! Stella!

You're dead, RJ! Duck!

...is a

'Cause I've always got my family of me

'Cause this train never stops

'Cause this train never stops

'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.