Euphoria (2019) - Season 2 Edit

A And to be honest, the fact that you think

A better question is, uh, what're you doin' right now?

A few days earlier,

A fuckin' neurosurgeon, or maybe an astronaut

A good heart, and, you know,

A high school girl to a drug deal.

A little bit ago,

A little exchange and I fall in love.

A lot of people know me.

A low grade depression.

A moment to myself and I'm onstage.

A mystery.

A super dope friend of mine...

A weird and embarrassing thing to admit,

A whore?!

Aaaah!

Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready!

Aaron?

About fucking my ex boyfriend!

About how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs,

About sports, girls, life, whatever.

About what would happen to his dad.

About what?

About who was gonna take care of Ashtray.

About you the most, though, like...

About you, you don't give a shit about me.

Absolutely not, no.

Actin' dumb as fuck right now.

Addiction will take you out.

Afraid to take her fuckin' clothes off.

After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store,

Ah fuck, man.

Ah shit.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, fuck!

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck. It'll never fuckin' end.

Ah, fuck. Okay, all right.

Ah, that shit used to piss me off.

Ah, well, oh, I... tend to disagree.

Ah.

Ah...

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahhh.

Aight.

Ali is also one of those rare people.

Ali said he would only stop by

Ali?

All because I don't meet your expectations.

All I could think about were the bad thoughts.

All I had to do was wait.

All I know is your name is Travis.

All I know, if you set your mind to it,

All I would have to do is close my eyes...

All I would have to do is close my eyes...

All I would have to do is close my eyes...

All pharmaceuticals are safe, Rue.

All right, all right. I never see the five

All right, Ash. Chill out, man.

All right, babe. Time for me and the boys to work out.

All right, bye. Love you. Okay.

All right, c'mon. Get outta here.

All right, check this out.

All right, fuck this shit then.

All right, girls? It's time for bed.

All right, guys, let's wrap it up.

All right, I know a place that will serve us.

All right, I'm gonna distract the clerk,

All right, man. That's enough.

All right, no. You ain't gotta say nothin' else to me.

All right, now.

All right, so she told her best friend...

All right, so...

All right, sure thing.

All right, today we're gonna learn about weight and volume.

All right, uh... I'm finna head out.

All right, well, see ya later, homie. Good night.

All right, well, you're right. You didn't live up to my expectations

All right, y'all, I'm finna head out.

All right? Her name is Laurie.

All right? You're not, you're not you.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, tiger.

All right. I'mma just chill then.

All righty, beauty queens. It's time for bed. Good night.

All the chemicals in your brain

All the hospital visits, and...

All the senior guys are, like, nice.

All the things we don't like about ourselves...

All the times that Cassie consoled her,

All y'all, let's get naked right fuckin' now.

All you would have to do is front me,

Almighty God, you are the only source of health and healing.

Almost beat Nate Jacobs to death.

Alright!

Alright.

Also have a GPA over 3.7.

Am I everything you wished for?

Amen.

An ugly moment.

And a little brother to take care of.

And a real fuckin' friend, someone who fuckin' loves you,

And about when...

And all I could think about was how none of it felt real.

And also...

And at the beach for the first time...

And be free of him.

And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first.

And before I got inside my head.

And before I started doubting myself

And cut it!

And Derek was going to a state school out west.

And did things that maybe other parents wouldn't do.

And didn't say a word.

And don't go in my fuckin' room, all right?

And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy,

And dreaming them up into something bigger.

And even if I got clean today,

And even if Nate deserved it, it was a horrible thing to do.

And even if Nate pretended not to notice her...

And even the time when she did get the courage to say something?

And even though he wasn't always comfortable,

And even though she wasn't, like, the best guardian...

And every mornin', when I go into her room

And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine...

And everyone watching is like, "You're a fucking idiot."

And for those three hours she spent getting ready...

And forgot to mention someone that I met.

And fucked the shit out of you?

And fucked up.

And get back on that pony.

And getting anxious, like, if people are gonna think

And God help whoever did."

And had jeopardized everything their family worked for.

And had witches tryna turn his pee into gold on the other.

And have no beginning or end.

And have no beginning or end.

And he did like it that much.

And he had now really fucking crossed her.

And he moved out of the house,

And he said to me,

And he thinks, "I'm gonna be better for her.

And he was ranting and raving about

And he was really sweet.

And help me find your sister?

And her relationship with Nate.

And how different we became.

And how not having sex is

And however hard he thought life was...

And I asked him...

And I can't tell a soul.

And I don't know what to do with it.

And I feel like when I was angry,

And I finally had everything I'd ever wished for.

And I fucked the shit outta her in my truck...

And I genuinely do like Rue.

And I get it. If it's okay, just say it.

And I had a family.

And I had screws put in my shoulder.

And I have never seen a baby with knockers like yours.

And I hope she forgives me.

And I just... I don't wanna be here anymore.

And I know she's not getting any sleep.

And I know that because I've been doing it with her.

And I know you don't believe me,

And I miss you.

And I need you to stay the fuck out of it.

And I really need to speak to you.

And I really regret it.

And I should've never fuckin' told you

And I should've protected you,

And I was just thinking, you know,

And I was wondering if I could put it on.

And I was wondering if I could put it on...

And I will do everything I can to prevent it.

And I will never complain

And I would've never done this to you.

And I'd imagine my former classmates...

And I'll call you later. Okay. Okay, bye.

And I'll have a mighty fine time doin' it.

And I'm an emotional guy.

And I'm gonna be coming over soon,

And I'm gonna be talkin' about some things,

And I'm in a relationship with you.

And I'm just gonna see it on your face.

And I'm like... I had a couple OCs in my pocket,

And I'm not?

And I'm so sorry.

And I'm, like, a million times more miserable.

And if not in reality...

And if she were being totally honest with herself,

And if you wanted to, like, poop on each other...

And if you weren't such a fucking loser with no self respect,

And in it, he was fuckin' me the way that he fucked them.

And innocent... but it's bullshit.

And instead of loving me, you fuckin' hated me for it.

And it felt so fucking good.

And it fucking hurts, Jules!

And it's another thing to pretend you're all innocent,

And just let me out, please.

And just like that... it became a regular thing.

And just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you.

And Laurie over there? Laurie don't deserve this shit.

And let me take you to the hospital.

And let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie

And lie to me and say she's some sexual force of nature.

And like with Jules, right? Like...

And maybe if he met Cassie

And most trans girls don't wear binders, right?

And my best friend, Jade.

And not learning from them.

And now they keep threatening to go down to the police station,

And now, I feel like you're using my skepticism

And our friendship, and if you wanna

And over the years, I had surgeries,

And passive and afraid.

And people, they just wanna find hope...

And punishing them for it.

And Rue's and Jewel's,

And say that you like to fuck little kids.

And say what you want about Christians.

And she basically moved in with us for a few months.

And she got out the car in the middle of the road.

And she hadn't talked to Elliot since...

And she's never gonna talk to me again.

And shower that little one with love.

And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep

And so did Derek.

And start making killer robots.

And tackier.

And take my time with writing.

And talk to you in the other room for a sec?

And that feels...

And that her house wasn't even really her house.

And that her sister wasn't her sister,

And that lady, let me just say, she is a fucking gangster.

And that means that it might, actually,

And that over time,

And that when I sleep, they're gonna steal my heart.

And that's when I learned

And the fuckin' gun? What was his deal?

And the intentions of the person who made the play.

And the last thing Fezco needed

And the million and one reasons why I'm not good enough.

And the parents are like, "We had no idea.

And the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know,

And the thing about confidence is no one knows if it's real or not.

And the way his granddad fucked his dad up.

And their respectful, quiet voices...

And then change them, so we can be, like,

And then going and being in a relationship with my best friend!

And then he would roll his hands over,

And then one day, he came home from school.

And then she unbuttoned my pants,

And then, 10 minutes later...

And then, drop the last one off at college at 58.

And then, eventually, I got put on Oxycontin.

And then, he told me about how he loves demons,

And then, I just chose not to feel stupid.

And then, it just sort of falls off,

And then, it was silent.

And then, just... move on and get to be happier.

And then, kiss him and drive off.

And then, so the fucking cops knock on my door,

And then, three King Boo's.

And then, you pivoted to telling me that

And then, you'd give me a little kiss,

And then... I don't know, somewhere, like, around...

And there was no doubt in Nate's mind what Maddy

And there's nothing I regret more.

And they go to interview the parents,

And they just ran up talkin' all kinds of crazy shit.

And they swoop right the fuck in.

And they're always takin' shit too far.

And thinks I'm being cruel, even though I'm not?

And this is life.

And this shit was never my place.

And wanna have, like, kids.

And we bought a bunch of drugs.

And we can never, ever speak about this.

And we had our suspicions of what it felt like.

And we never should have did what we did.

And we'd be together.

And we'd be together.

And we'd be together.

And we're all gonna wish we'd never used it.

And we're done. You hear me?

And what if...

And what would that be, Rue?

And what you actually want.

And when he paid attention, he did well.

And when shit went down...

And while he didn't know much about real estate...

And why the fuck would you say anything?

And won't shut the fuck up about it.

And writing, and writing.

And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut...

And you can hang tinsel and stuff."

And you didn't dick her down?

And you didn't wash your hands.

And you do not fuckin' scare me!

And you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

And you fell for it 'cause you're a fucking idiot!

And you get something called cell death,

And you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care!

And you had a song on the radio. Whatever.

And you taste good.

And you the bell."

And you would, you would ask me

And you'd tell me you loved me.

And you're gonna make whatever decisions you're gonna make.

And you're kind of fucked up.

And you're like a DJ or a producer,

And you're like, "Oh, let's get back together."

And you're probably fucking eating that ginger's ass

And you've seen it?

And your art is amazing.

And, and when, when he took me...

And, boy, was there a difference

And, eventually, he got better at it.

And, like, just went for it.

And, like, something good finally happens,

And, like...

And, uh, I have, um...

And, uh...

And, um... um...

And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged

And, you know, he's been doin' it, well...

And... are empathic and curious.

And... it didn't feel good.

And... the doctor gave her somethin' to help with the withdrawal.

And... you'd tell him you loved him, too,

Answer me!

Any of you snitches to your parents about this,

Any soon to be Mamas wanna take a dip?

Anything about doing drugs,

Anything for you, Jake.

Anything.

Anyway, back to where we started.

Anyway, I should call Ali and apologize.

Anyway, I'm writing this play,

Are all very important qualities,

Are they all here to audition?

Are those my clothes?

Are we good?

Are you all here to audition?

Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes?

Are you cooperating?

Are you crying?

Are you for real right now?

Are you fuckin' crying?

Are you fuckin' serious? Do you want me to call an ambulance?

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Are you fucking with me right now?

Are you gonna be able to... The house, the kids?

Are you happier?

Are you high?

Are you high?

Are you just puttin' it in there? What are you doing?

Are you kidding?

Are you sure that this is safe?

Are you sure the test is accurate?

Are you sure this feels okay?

Are you sure?

Are you taking a shit at a party?

Are you tryin' to tell me that you didn't miss those titties?

Are you, are you peeing?

Are you, like, close to cumming?

Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now?

Are you... Are you for real?

Are, are you guys...

Aren't you afraid people are gonna look down on ya?

Art should be dangerous.

As her stage manager and partner in crime.

As people who've had major strokes.

As soon as I saw her, I was just immediately afraid to lose her.

As soon as Nate had been released from the hospital...

As, like, a reason to break up with me.

Ash was his brother.

Ash, come on! Get outta there!

Ash, come outta there!

Ash, open the door!

Ash, stop playin'!

Ash, we not doin' this shit, man!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash!

Ash! Ash, open the fucking door right now!

Ash! Ash!

Ash...

Ashtray was so pissed off he couldn't even speak to Fez.

Askin' all these weird ass questions like the feds.

Asking all types of stupid ass questions.

Assholes giving their advice

At her dad's memorial,

At least I'm loved.

At least they believe in forgiveness.

At least.

At that age, we all thought we knew what love looked like.

At that moment, I, I wanted to choke the girl, too.

At the wrong time.

Aw, fuck.

Aw, that's cute.

Aye, why you actin' like that shit was fun, Rue?

Aye, yo. Nah, bro. Get the fuck down from there, bro.

Ayo, what the fuck is goin' on back there, yo?

B.J., take his ass down. Put 'em in a fuckin' closet.

Babe, I'm so sorry. I had no idea Lex...

Babe, that's not funny.

Babe, they already had their sights

Baby, I need, I need you to drink this, okay?

Baby...

Babysitting wasn't her first choice of a job.

Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good,

Back when we thought we'd all be friends forever.

Bad enough to stay in East Highland for the rest of your life?

Bag that shit up. Put it in your fuckin' tighty whities.

Be cool.

Be sharin' way too much on there.

Beat her fuckin' ass, Maddy! She fuckin' deserves that shit!

Because after an 18 year dick swinging contest with his dad...

Because at some point recently,

Because Hallie is a two faced cunt.

Because he gave me just the right amount of attention

Because he only wants to be better for you.

Because he's always tryin' to gaslight me.

Because I can't fuckin' stand you.

Because I did expect you to at least be honest.

Because I didn't fuck your boyfriend!

Because I don't wanna hold on to this forever.

Because I know that he loves you a lot more than he loves himself.

Because I trust you know what's best.

Because I wanna talk to you.

Because I was messy.

Because I've actually lived a life?

Because if not, then Mom is 0 for fuckin' 2,

Because it would probably jeopardize

Because it's no future in addiction.

Because of that, I didn't really trust her.

Because she seems like the kind of person

Because the hour is certain to come.

Because they know I'm yours.

Because we are having an intervention!

Because when he came in here

Because when he exercises, he puts his phone on silent.

Because you have a, you have a terminal brain disorder?

Because you just ruined someone's life!

Because you love to be loved.

Because you'll tell Nate.

Because you're not feeling something you're supposed to feel.

Because your fuckin' dumb ass dad

Because, eventually, that would become Nate's business.

Become the new military industrial complex

Been thinking... about us and, and our relationship,

Been washin' that ass.

Before Jade got into heavy drugs,

Before they wrap a bandage around your arm.

Before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you!

Behind the dumpster of the new Taco Bell.

Bein' a crackhead?

Bein' a man, and markin' his territory...

Bein' mean to the people you love.

Between taking selfies and killer robots.

Bitch, I don't believe a word you're saying.

Blackmail means you don't have choices.

Both of 'em.

Bowling?

Bring him to the hospital. Let's go, please.

Bring out the fucking letters now.

Bro...

Bro... we gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna say.

Brucy.

Built by a pedophile.

But after two glasses of wine...

But also introverted and shy...

But anyway, back to where I was.

But apparently Faye had pushed

But as you get older, everyone drifts away.

But Cal wasn't raised that way.

But every relationship has its cracks.

But for real though, if, if your play is anything like "Stand By Me,"

But for some reason, they just get overlooked.

But he could imagine spending life with her.

But he could just feel it.

But he did it anyway.

But he didn't have his grandma.

But he knew she felt bad.

But he might.

But he was young.

But I also didn't want the troubles that came along with it.

But I am trying.

But I be thinking about

But I can imagine starting a family with you.

But I can't even get out of bed!

But I didn't know you were gonna get back together with her.

But I don't know what else I can fuckin' do.

But I don't, like... feel healthy.

But I get it. Our country's dark...

But I gotta tell you, Jules, meeting you,

But I just wanted to tell you that I love you.

But I just wanted you to know that

But I love you.

But I never thought that Jules was like clingy or jealous,

But I really regret what I said to Ali.

But I relapsed.

But I still don't understand what the play is actually about, though.

But I take full responsibility.

But I think she overdosed.

But I think the most defining moment of my adolescence

But I was a college athlete.

But I was hopin' to bring her in as soon as possible.

But I was only 13.

But I would never do that to someone I love.

But I'm doin' everything I can to get her back.

But I'm helping 'em out.

But I'm kind of torn.

But I'm not the bad guy!

But I'm still gonna take a shit, sorry.

But I'm sure Rue told you all that.

But I'm, uh...

But if I'm being honest about who I am...

But if you dislike your kid...

But if you say she's fine... I'll just take your word for it.

But imagine having all of those qualities and also being hot.

But in reality, you do have choices.

But it did the opposite for me.

But it is gonna solve...

But it was complicated.

But it wasn't until that day,

But it's also what scared the living shit out of him.

But it's not like you could argue that out loud.

But it's the same word.

But let's be honest, we all live double lives.

But maybe that's 'cause she's my mom.

But maybe the reason he had those issues

But not a lot of "I forgive you's."

But on like a more superficial note,

But otherwise, are you doin' okay?

But our life!

But reality always finds a way of pulling me back.

But Rue made it sound like

But she always says if the Christians can steal

But she couldn't think of anything,

But she didn't say that.

But she needs to be in an inpatient hospital.

But she never would've said yes if Maddy and Nate were still together.

But she was drunk. Not super drunk.

But she was fucking him the entire time

But she'll actually kill you.

But she's doin' well, right?

But so did I at her age.

But so much always happened so fast

But somethin' happened to Rue.

But that's also what made it so intoxicating.

But that's not accurate. There was no crossover.

But that's not true.

But that's what I'm trying to tell you!

But the longer you use,

But the problem with hating yourself is you can't really talk about it.

But the reason I have a problem is this family.

But the silver lining is that the things that

But the story isn't about Hallie.

But then he said something that totally freaked her out.

But then whore just kinda came out.

But there ain't no money in that.

But there's no point in fantasizing about a life

But they can't.

But they were a family.

But we have to make it look like you ain't do this.

But we're not back together.

But what she loved the most was...

But what was it specifically that made you feel like that?

But when it was bad, was it really that bad?

But when you grabbed her after that, and you, like,

But why do you sound so definitive about it?

But why would anyone be upset by it?

But without the kiss.

But you figured it out.

But you knew I had feelings for Maddy.

But you know what I mean, like most people are straight.

But you know what?

But you're 18 years old. Who gives a shit?

But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like...

But you're gonna have to pay the whole thing in cash.

But you're like a, you're like a relationship kind of girl, right?

But you're literally the sexiest girl I've ever met.

But you're probably gonna have to be

But you've been through a lot and you know what to do with it.

But your daddy always took advantage of that.

But, but she's cool, though.

But, maybe, like, I don't know. I just feel like it isn't...

But, um... no, this isn't one of 'em.

But, you know, her dad did die."

But...

But... guess not.

But... I did what I did.

But... I just wanna tell you that...

But... I want to be with you.

But... what if they think my intentions aren't good

But... what if we get excluded from things?

But... ya might've been impressed.

By a 54 year old crackhead, and he didn't come to the door

By Rainer Maria Rilke.

By the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'... You're great.

By the way, I think you would really get along with

By the way, your friend never came to pick up his ticket.

Bye!

Bye.

Bye.

C'mon, let's dance.

C'mon, man, let's go. C'mon, man, hurry!

C'mon, now go wash your fucking hands.

C'mon... c'mon.

Cal was going to Duke,

Cal, listen to me. I think you need to see a doctor.

Cal, you're under arrest.

Cal.

Call me when his mama gets here.

Calm down, and put your clothes on.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Can I borrow a shirt?

Can I have her?

Can I play you something?

Can I read this to you?

Can I see your I.D.?

Can I take a shower?

Can I take you to the hospital?

Can I use your bathroom, please?

Can somebody help me, please?!

Can we get, uh, two more?

Can we give a round of applause

Can we just have a nice time?

Can you believe it was Jules?

Can you believe this? My baby's a genius.

Can you come here for a second?

Can you get me some Nicorette?

Can you guys chill the fuck out? It's just weed.

Can you hear me?

Can you imagine if I was sitting here with a gun

Can you just fuckin' listen for a second?

Can you just, just pull, just pull the fuck over,

Can you open the door?

Can't do this. I'm sorry, Mom, I can't.

Can't help you. I don't have nothin' here.

Can't really picture her being a mom.

Cancel rehearsal.

Cass, that's, like... really bad.

Cass, what's wrong?

Cass!

Cass!

Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM

Cassie threw up on all of us.

Cassie was talking about herself...

Cassie was the opposite.

Cassie, I asked you a question.

Cassie, please, just a little bit of peace, please.

Cassie, stop.

Cassie, where the fuck have you been?

Cassie!

Cassie!

Cassie!

Cassie!

Cassie!

Cassie... can I use the bathroom?

Cause and effect.

Ch ch ch...

Cheers.

Chief Greenwood? He's in here.

Chill, chill, chill! Come on, guys.

Christmas from the Pagans, then the **** can also.

Close the curtain!

Close the fucking curtain!

Come here for a split second.

Come here, babe. Let it go.

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Let me get... Let me take it.

Come on now. I've watched that film, like, 50 times.

Come on, baby!

Come on, bro, please.

Come on, bro.

Come on, come on.

Come on, girls.

Come on, guys.

Come on, kid. Let's get you to the bed.

Come on, let's go. Everybody, let's go. Undress.

Come on, let's pump some iron, boys!

Come on, Lex.

Come on, man. Let's go!

Come on, motherfucker!

Come on, pick up.

Come on, tell me the truth.

Come on, we've met before.

Come on!

Come on! Come out!

Come on! Let's go!

Come on! Let's go! Work hard!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Get the baby. Oh, what the fuck are you doin'?

Come on. Let's go, man. Ain't got all fuckin' night.

Come on. Whoa!

Come out, man!

Comforted her, pretended to be there for her...

Completely broke me.

Cool, well, um, can I... maybe, like, come over?

Cool.

Cool... I'm finna go put my pants on.

Cops ain't gonna pat down a fuckin' 10 year old.

Copy that. I'm really sorry.

Could do a better job than you.

Could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat?

Could you imagine just finding me dead? Oh man!

Custer told Fez he could find her

Cut! Are you fuckin' high?

D'ya like it?

Dad, dinner's ready!

Dad, why are you saying this?

Dad, why the fuck are you saying these things?

Dad's standing in the foyer with his dick out.

Damn, Lexi... you fuckin' fearless.

Damn, so it's kinda like, uh,

Damn, what's good?

Damn! Oh shit!

Damn.

Damn.

Dare.

Deal.

Depends on the play.

Derek insisted they go celebrate...

Derek, hit the road.

Despite what they teach ya in school,

Developing artificial intelligence and robotics,

Dial, bitch.

Dice these tomatoes.

Did he have life insurance?

Did I ever tell you about that, Dad?