Euphoria (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A 7,000 word fic that was largely credited

A basic hygiene issue.

A friend of whose? 'Cause you're not my fucking friend.

A funky good time.

A good way to anonymously get money online.

A hundred percent. Do you know what kind of people these are?

A lot of people are talking, and...

A lot of shit going on right now and I'm really confused.

A medieval sword?

A memory?

A middle class childhood in an American suburb.

A minute and a half left to go in what is a very close game.

A mother could witness. And Gia...

A perfect ball by Jacobs goes right through the hands of the receiver.

A state issued nurse would come by every day for two hours,

Aah!

Aaron: Damn. That's jailbait.

Aaron: Man, I'm telling you, that girl has some real, fucking issues.

Aaron: She goes to East Highland?

Aaron: Yo, Nate, who was that?

About what you're gonna say.

About what your addiction has cost us as a family.

About what?

According to the paperwork your mother filled out,

Actually, an addict is a nice word for it.

Actually, yeah.

Admit it, you fucking faggot! Did you fucking **** her?

Admit it! Did you **** her?

After Halloween, Jules didn't go to school for a full week.

After is like, bad jobs, and bills, and bad husbands...

Ah! Oh, god. So good!

All dicks are losers. Duh.

All I know is that most guys are, like, weird, gross, and fucking pathetic.

All I need is a couple ocs, and some xannies.

All I'm sayin', you keep fuckin' with rue and her friends, and i'MMA kill you.

All I'm saying is, if I were you,

All of a sudden I couldn't breathe.

All of the toxins that your kidneys have pushed into your bladder

All of whom she affectionately referred to as her "pay pigs."

All right, check it.

All right, Gia, get up. Let's go.

All right, Gia, let's roll.

All right, let's fucking go!

All right, listen up, bitches! We got some fresh meat up in here.

All right, look, I don't know what she's done, guys, but I'm just saying,

All right, yeah, 'cause she's not answering my phone calls right now.

All right! Okay. Okay, okay, I get it. What do you need?

All right.

All right.

All right. No cell phones during dinner.

All right. Okay.

All the apartment buildings past Kemper, they're his.

All week long, she's just been going on and on...

All your frustrations, your anger, your rage,

Alone?

Along with a mountain of evidence against her.

Along with an IP address, and an account that's linked to your name.

Alright, here we go. Ten seconds left on the clock.

Also her chest, her stomach, her thighs.

Although she feeds me bread of bitterness,

Although you make it cute sometimes it crushes my soul.

An adult bladder can hold two cups of urine.

An allergic reaction or some shit.

An extended amount of time in rehab?

And 20 stupid pounds would never change that.

And 85 players per team,

And a blowtorch. Do you hear me?

And a few were aggressive.

And accidentally catch a glimpse of someone's penis.

And all that rage, not just at you but at herself.

And all the hard parts have yet to even come.

And all the hardest parts have yet to even come.

And all you can do is hope she gives herself the chance that she deserves.

And although she had never really been in a relationship

And are excited and thrilled to have him back at east highland.

And as I sat down last night to write it...

And at some point, you make a choice about who you are and what you want.

And at the age of sixteen, she'll overdose,

And at the end, she puts on a nun costume,

And be quiet for five fuckin' minutes, rue.

And be that for the rest of the school year.

And because Jules is predominantly het, okay,

And bike over to McKay's.

And by 16, Jules had gotten a little slutty.

And collecting her motherfucking bag.

And come back looking like a person. Fuck.

And count the tiles over and over until she hyperventilates.

And did homework and shit. It was really weird.

And don't you dare get pregnant.

And drank an entire thing of Tequila, and then,

And eat some pancakes.

And even though I sent her about 50 texts, she didn't respond.

And even though she was excited to see him and wanted to hug him,

And even though things weren't perfect, he loved her for who she was.

And eventually, all you can think about is how life has always been this way.

And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all.

And every guy she ever dated asked for the same things.

And every guy was the same:

And every now and then, if I focused too closely on the way I breathed...

And every time I admit that to people,

And every time you breathe, you breathe out all the oxygen you have.

And everything stops:

And everything you feel, and wish, and want to forget, it all just sinks.

And everywhere you go,

And fell in love with him.

And for a while, she thought she might. She was a natural.

And for my entire family.

And for you to tell Wes to tell everybody that it's not me. Okay?

And go grab the narcan, just in case.

And go to work on you with a pair of pliers

And he fell in love with her.

And he knew he had anger issues, but, I mean, so did every guy.

And he liked how she'd walk in the room,

And he liked the way she dressed, to a certain point.

And he realized that everyone on the team was as good as him,

And he's not telling me shit about her.

And her dad struggled to keep a steady income.

And her hands.

And her mom wasn't either, and maybe they just weren't right for each other.

And how everyone in it was full of shit and a fucking asshole.

And how much you can take is what will ultimately define you.

And I admire whatever it took.

And I always have the best time with you.

And I can fucking block.

And I could never satisfy some beautiful Princess like you.

And I didn't want a fucking broken cheekbone or some shit.

And I didn't want to fuck up everyone's night.

And I don't care.

And I don't want to be that old guy that gives you advice,

And I felt safe, in my own head.

And I found a way to live, so...

And I give you my word,

And I got home, and went straight to my room,

And I guess that

And I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat at.

And I haven't even graduated high school yet.

And I just don't want...

And I knew... I knew the guy's

And I know it all may seem sad, but guess what?

And I know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it.

And I mean, anyone can anonymously report child pornography, right?

And I need you guys to promise me not to say a single fucking word.

And I seriously think that she's gonna achieve them.

And I thought that what if in that moment,

And I want fucking revenge. Okay? Sorry.

And I want you to punish me when I cheat.

And I was gasping, and I was panicking.

And I was putting together the pieces of the puzzle.

And I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn.

And I wish the whole fucking world could know.

And I won't have to ruin yours.

And I wouldn't even be saying this to you.

And I'll see you later.

And I'm sure you don't want to end up on a sex offender list.

And I'm trying to make fuckin' money.

And I've been clean for 60 days.

And I've been to see, like, a bunch of doctors.

And if anybody brings it up, you deny, deny, deny.

And if anyone even hesitated...

And if anything bad happens, there's always a doctor nearby.

And if they were throwing an end of summer party...

And if you take a lot of it, like 2,000 milligrams,

And if you were to click on the 20 most popular videos on porn hub right now,

And if your parents watch you pee, you can't really do the sink trick.

And imagine all the little beeps to be the sounds of birds,

And in the long run if you don't lead, you're gonna lose.

And in the morning...

And in turn, maddy was fucking on one.

And in turn, you'll struggle to understand her.

And it is way bigger than any of us can even fucking see.

And it just goes to show how insidious, and...

And it was really good. It was like, 80/20.

And it was weird.

And it wasn't just her body that changed. But the rest of the world, too.

And it's embarrassing, and it's stupid, but, um, it's true.

And it's late. You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.

And it's only a matter of time before it takes the both of you down.

And Jules. If you ever fuck with them again, I'll destroy your life.

And just a little pinch.

And just breathe.

And kept me there for three days.

And lie about being clean. You know what I'm saying?

And like kissed me.

And like, in some ways she's my best friend,

And live these lives that aren't even fucking worth mentioning.

And mad people like to fuck on it.

And made her promise that she wouldn't tell a soul.

And maybe date other people, but always sleep in the same bed.

And McKay said that we were just chillin'.

And most of the time I really hate the way you make me feel.

And my family and I am so, so, so sorry, but...

And no one online knew that her life was actually super depressing.

And no woman would ever fuck you, because you're a big,

And none of you like me,

And not only did they love her, they wanted to fuck her.

And not only do I look good, I fucking feel good.

And now it's gonna be really, really, really...

And once you pass through that window of cool...

And only later did Jules realize that she hadn't lied once.

And placement were no accident.

And quite frankly...

And realize I have watched 22 straight hours of love island

And salt the earth behind you.

And second... Tyler wants to meet.

And see her might, and grin at wonders there.

And she almost always said yes.

And she figured by the time she was out of college and looking for a job,

And she just like grabbed me and sort of like pushed me down.

And she knew that most guys, after she broke up with them,

And she'd, legit, just play candy crush on her phone.

And she's basically the most wonderful fucking person on the planet...

And sinks into my throat her tiger's tooth,

And so on the same way that mass shootings,

And start worrying about all the fucking pussy

And subdue the agonizing pain you're in.

And tell us a five minute story about your summer.

And telling them that Nate Jacob's daddy likes to fuck little kids.

And thank you for not... Selling me drugs.

And that anger, into defeat.

And that confidence was the result of his dad's beliefs.

And that he would take the money he earned and invest it wisely.

And that it had something to do with Nate.

And that's precisely why I don't trust you.

And that's right about the time that Jules decided to ghost her hookup

And that's scary.

And the east highland crowd going bananas.

And the energy was like crazy. And I was feeling it.

And the guilt will never leave you.

And the kind of boy that would meet her outside of school every morning

And the lukewarm air blowing through the vent to be a warm breeze,

And the next, and the next.

And the Oscar goes to...

And the people who knocked these buildings down

And the tough part is...

And the whole world goes dark, and nothing else matters

And the wisdom to know the difference.

And then get super drunk and ride the Ferris wheel.

And then get up in front of a whole group of people

And then he got to college,

And then he grabbed her by the neck and kind of, like...

And then I immediately recognized that it was maddy.

And then it happens. That moment when your breath starts to slow.

And then it was makeup, and eventually hormones.

And then move on to the next level.

And then my dad with painkillers and then heroin and stuff.

And then over time, it's all I wanted...

And then she got home.

And then sometimes, more than a month would go by.

And then suddenly...

And then that video came out. And they did see what she looked like,

And then three weeks later, Kat had amassed over 53,000 followers.

And then what?

And then when I got to the hospital,

And then you just kind of, like, disappeared.

And then you looked at me.

And then, at the beginning of the year, she met McKay.

And then, last night...

And then, the night got weird.

And then, without warning,

And there will be moments of relief. In her and in you.

And there will be moments of relief. In her and in you.

And there's the snap. Nate Jacobs. He steps back. He's looking.

And therein lies the catch.

And they called the ambulance and they thought it was like...

And they fought.

And they gave me Vicodin and it's not good for me.

And they still loved her.

And they were talking and texting. They've been texting for weeks.

And they're just reaching for something

And this coach is acting like he don't want to start me.

And this is the quiet room.

And this wasn't really her life.

And this whole new personality is seriously unlikable.

And this year's winner of the chili cook off is...

And those fucking photos and that fucking video.

And treated like a fucking animal.

And wanted to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol.

And we can tell you how we can help.

And we decided to celebrate, so...

And we got the results back from the prognosis.

And we were, uh, listening to this... this song.

And what begins to happen is...

And what I know is this relationship you two have is not sustainable.

And what is a lighter offense than statutory?

And when I say texting, I don't just mean regular fuckin' texting.

And when it hit me, I thought...

And when you're 11, you fall in love with, like, everyone and everything.

And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy.

And why weren't you answering you phone?

And will only continue to be this way.

And within minutes, $100 in bitcoin was transferred to her.

And won't even remember who the fuck you are in ten years.

And would never end for the rest of my life.

And you hooked up or something?

And you sound like an idiot. Can you please get out of the pool?

And you're actually really nice and I just...

And you're gonna tell her that you'd like to confess to a crime.

And your favorite, Britney Spears.

And, and... I get migraines constantly,

And, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change.

And, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change.

And, I just... felt like...

And, I kind of, like, stopped and looked for a second.

And, maybe that'll get easier.

And, maybe... That'll get easier.

And, oh, yeah, cat fishing, that don't count.

And, uh, he's the guy that

And, uh... I saw this guy yelling at this girl,

And, uh... I'm out of drugs. So... don't be a dick.

And, um...

And, you know, you just can't be mad at me

And...

Another 30 minutes in the quiet room, Jesse.

Any family history with addiction, alcohol, other substances?

Any guy who says he's interested in you beyond just fucking you,

Anyone at all. You, do you know who the fuck Jules is?

Anyone? Does anybody know who the fuck this bitch is?

Anything bad to happen, so please don't be mad at me.

Anything that had an impact on you this summer.

Anyway, I didn't go to Lexi's. That was a lie.

Apparently, Gia's not answering her phone.

Are dressed up like 50 year old men.

Are you all right?

Are you being serious?

Are you crazy? I just got a tutorial, step by step.

Are you doing drugs in my house? Are you doing drugs in my house?

Are you doing this because you care about me?

Are you for real that you're 100 percent pregnant?

Are you gonna be an obedient little slut?

Are you in love with me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you mad at me?

Are you nervous?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you sure that Jules told you everything?

Are you sure you don't remember?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you sure? Kidney infections are extremely painful.

Are you talking to your momma about me?

Are you...

Aren't you Luke Kasten?

Aren't you, uh, supposed to be that painter guy from pbs?

As go past first base with my little sister,

As if you're so fucking interesting?

As long as I saved lives, I was well within my right to destroy my own.

As your friend, I got you.

As your friend, I need you to know that I'm sorry.

Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, it's also not true.

At 5:30 in the morning and lie to my face.

At a fucking deserted lake in the middle of nowhere.

At college, they have Halloween parties all weekend, mom.

At first, she was really angry at her mom.

At least Daniel didn't make a big deal out of it.

At night...

At nighttime, when everyone's asleep, if I close my eyes

At the carnival and on Halloween?

At the state college, 30 miles from his house.

Attempted murder, real fucked up shit.

Attention, students, we need to lockdown.

Aw, sweetie, you look so beautiful.

Aw, that's so sweet. You guys are full on in love.

Ay, Jesus, girl.

Babe?

Back the fuck up! What the fuck is your problem?

Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up and let me out of this fucking house.

Based on the first time that we met, and I understand that.

Be cool, rue.

Be quiet. Listen, i'm really serious right now.

Beautiful creatures I've ever seen.

Because all of this shit? It's connected, Fez.

Because Cassie told Lexi, and Lexi told me, that the night of the party...

Because everyone at school is spreading rumors about me.

Because he can see beyond the little details.

Because he had a gift,

Because he saw something in him

Because I have this rule that I don't drink and bike, 'cause like...

Because I personally have no problem walking into any police station

Because I'm actually in a lot of pain right now,

Because I'm dressed like a hooker,

Because it just doesn't seem safe.

Because it meant that in the bad times, there would be good times.

Because it meant that in the good times, there would be bad times.

Because it's like the last time in your life you get to dream.

Because no, it's not me, but... just out of sheer curiosity,

Because she was his.

Because some day, it will lead you to greatness.

Because suddenly...

Because the chances of that happening are, like, literally zero.

Because the measure of a man is in how he reacts.

Because the morning after that whole

Because when reality TV begins to feel like work,

Because when you're in a hospital, you have zero responsibilities.

Because you're actually not like this. You're actually really kind.

Because you're big, and beautiful, and powerful, and...

Because you're so broken you don't even trust yourself.

Because your bladder is trained from a very early age

Because, frankly, it's... offensive.

Because, if, um...

Because, say, you're in the worst depression of your fucking life,

Because... (sighs) we want the best care possible for you.

Becky: I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend's family for the first time.

Before these motherfuckers come through.

Behind one of the trailers.

Beneath the touch of time's unerring hand,

Better.

Bingo.

Bitch ass motherfucker! Motherfucker! You're fucking dead!

Bitch, are you fucking serious? With who?

Bitch, that's the craziest idea I've ever heard. Right?

Bitch, this isn't the '80s. You need to catch a dick.

Bitch, you're my soul mate.

Blue 36. Hut!

Both: Thank you.

Breathing is clearly not a priority to you.

Bro, she likes cars, man.

Broccoli, right, with the garlic. Yeah, that's a good dish.

Bullshit.

But anyway, back to this bullshit.

But as more time went by, the less responsive he became.

But at the same time, he started dating Cassie.

But because when you hate your brain and your body,

But Cassie had heard differently.

But Cassie knew he was strong, and that he'd get better.

But Cassie was.

But could also be in fucking moma.

But dads almost never get full custody,

But don't you dare get pregnant.

But feel how hard my dick is.

But for you, principal Hayes that's just... a whole nother thing.

But from the looks of my mother and little sister's faces,

But fuck it.

But he also didn't like the idea of having girls.

But he did invite me to spend the weekend with him.

But he hated being in the locker room.

But he's so cute.

But her dad couldn't afford lessons, so he stopped encouraging her.

But here's the thing.

But here's the thing. Everyone on the planet watches porn. Fact.

But I am special. Right?

But I can kiss you.

But I cannot imagine being 40 and looking back on this moment like: Wow.

But I definitely haven't reached my full power.

But I didn't want to look like an idiot,

But I don't think it's a good idea anymore.

But I just wanted to say congratulations.

But I look at you and I think there are...

But I promise I'll reach out to you with my new number, I...

But I saw it.

But I say we don't do it.

But I wasn't the only one feeling down.

But I wouldn't.

But I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.

But I'm dying to fuck you.

But I'm not the person that you met that night.

But I'm worried I fucked with your gender expression.

But I've also been coming to this meeting for longer.

But I've spent my life trying to do better. You have not.

But if I ever got the chance I'd fuck him.

But if you remain calm and patient, if you listen closely,

But if you were in my situation, what would you do?

But if you're in a bind and totally fucked, option one: Niacin.

But if you're telling your bladder to hold off

But it also gave her anxiety

But it did sound a lot calmer than the way I would describe it.

But it is my wish for you.

But it's 2019, and unless you're amish,

But it's not like he would say anything, he wasn't that possessive.

But it's not like she fantasized about killing herself.

But it's still, like, fucking insane.

But it's, like, complicated.

But Kat didn't actually, like, believe him.

But like... it's america.

But Nate was fucking on one.

But no one in this world will ever root for you.

But no. Morgan is fucking hyper focused.

But not the kind so short you could see the pockets.

But nothing's really helped, so...

But now I'm drunk.

But quickly, that guilt turned into anger...

But Rick does suck, and I was angry. For a lot of reasons.

But right now, you gotta get the fuck up outta my house.

But she didn't. Because, I mean,

But she knows what I meant.

But she's a good girl. She's got a good heart.

But slowly, your brain begins to erase every memory that ever brought you joy.

But something was different about Jules.

But sometimes I just sit and think...

But that night at the carnival when you were flirting with that girl,

But that was kind of the point.

But the absolute worst part of depression

But the fact that you didn't turn back means you're gettin' better.

But the farther you go, the sharper their blade.

But the person standing in front of you.

But the situation with your son, it's just...

But the thing that really pissed him off

But the, uh...

But then she realized that her dad wasn't perfect.

But there was nothing on planet earth he hated more than body hair.

But they apply to minors just as they apply to adults.

But they didn't find nothing though. They ain't got shit on me.

But this shit wasn't adding up.

But was fine with sandals as long as they were worn with a fresh pedicure.

But we all knew it was her.

But we didn't bike here.

But we hang out every day.

But we're all under 18. Children can't make child pornography.

But what made her famous was her story, "the first night,"

But when she wakes up, she'll be given the opportunity to get clean...

But while I was blacked out, i, like, still went to school

But winning gave him confidence.

But within that one percent, there are three categories.

But you did! You fucking did!

But you do make it better.

But you know who probably does?

But you know, that's what happens when you hang out with drug dealers.

But you might get addicted.

But you should know, I really do care about her.

But you're afraid to ask, because the answer might be worse

But, anyway, the point is, he had, like, a bunch of pills.

But, at some point,

But, eventually, it became once every couple of weeks.

But, hey, you're gonna have to make peace with that.

But, I am gonna warn you.

But, it's not like I even want to conquer it.

But, like, I win. For, like, a multitude of reasons.

But, man, does this make me miss opiates.

But, man, now you just got me thinking about...

But...

By 12, he had adopted a rigid diet and workout schedule.

By 13, she started to transition.

By a 22 year old college student named Tyler clarkson.

By taking everything you feel,

By the end of the week...

By the way, I'm Jules.

By the year's end,

By the year's end, she had become

Bye, dad.

Bye. Love you. See ya.

Cal Jacobs!

Cal: Hey.

Cal: No, it is a big deal.

Cal: Oh.

Cal: You take that attitude, you'll spend the rest of your life on the bench.

Calling my mom a cunt. What the fuck is actually wrong

Can he overcome those struggles?

Can I ask you something? How'd you survive that od?

Can I come with you?

Can I still get the Vicodin?

Can Nate Jacobs do it?

Can we just pretend like what I did wasn't super weird?

Can we just... can we not do this right now, mom?

Can you dance?

Can you get me a mango la Croix?

Can you grab me a towel?

Can you just slow 'cause i'm thinking, you know my mom,

Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?

Can you take your shoes off the dash?

Cash or credit?

Cass, I don't even think you wanna have this baby, okay?

Cass, I'm serious.

Cass, stop.

Cassie is all he ever thought about,

Cassie kept her promise, and never told anyone about that night.

Cassie would text him and talk to him.

Cassie, I'm really sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

Cassie, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Cassie, woman to woman, hmm?

Cassie: Get the fuck off of him! Stop it!

Cassie: I'm Alabama worley.

Cassie: Right?

Cassie: Stop!

Cassie: Stop! Get off of him!

Cassie?

Cassie. Look.

Cassie's actually super sweet.

Cassie's dad was really handsome.

Cassie's family wasn't perfect.

Cassie's smitten like a kitten with you.

Celebrated 60 days today.

Certificate of recognition Dr. Phillip redmond, md

Child pornography.

Children are fuckin' scary.

College guys who wouldn't think twice about drugging her.

Come back in a few hours, I got you, whatever you need.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. It's okay. It's okay. I love you so much.

Come in.

Come on Nate!

Come on now, bruh. You owe me 120 bucks.

Come on, bro. Hurry the fuck up out there!

Come on, bruh. Hurry up, for real, man.

Come on, don't go soft on me, Fez.

Come on, everyone. Let's give her a little encouragement.

Come on, give me a hug. You really filled out.

Come on, McKay. It just takes time.

Come on!

Come on. Breathe. Come on, please.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Don't be scared. It's not gonna bite you.

Come on. It turns me on.

Come on. Try it.

Come on. You have no idea how much it hurts.

Come over Sunday night, 'cause my mom's, like, asking me and stuff.

Come with a heat sensor strip that detects the temperature of your urine.

Come with me.

Come!

Comes with the territory.

Coming out of east highland, I've held the state record

Conquered femininity?

Cool.

Cool.

Could I pay you the rest tomorrow?

Could you stop being such a cunt and just come dance with me please.

Could you... thank you.

Couldn't, like, place it.

Crowd: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Crowd: Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!

Dad, stop being a pervert! We're literally, like, all naked!

Dad.

Dad's so fucking proud.

Damn, you're so fucking hot.

Damn.

Damn. You gonna do me like that, bruh?

Dang. Big brother must love you.

Daniel was like a dream, like, gorgeous, like, really nice.

Daniel, come on.

Daniel, i'm... I feel really drunk. I should just go home.

Daniel: Cool.

Daniel's the last fucking thing I care about right now.

David (softly): This is hard, Jules. You're going to get through it, okay?

David: All right. Keep present.

Deal.

Deal.

Dear god, I know I've been a cunt for, like, a lot of my life,

Definitely a slut.

Depending on how many patients are with us.

Despite being five two, which was tall for her age...

Detective Riley: And you realize that filing a false police report

Detective Riley: Did anyone coerce you into making this statement today?

Detective Riley: Do you recognize that man?

Detective Riley: I'll ask you one more time. Are you telling us the truth?

Did you meet any cute guys there?

Did you meet any cute guys there?

Did you not want me to come?

Did you **** her?

Did you see that his hands were fucking shaking?

Did you see that video of the beauty queen

Did you seriously think you could **** a girl and nobody would do anything?

Did you take my money out of the wallet?

Didn't drugs feel real good the first time you tried 'em?

Dirty fingernails.

Disgusting piece of shit!

Do any of you guys know how bitcoin works?

Do not let me die tonight.

Do not worry.

Do you Do you know who he is?

Do you feel anything?

Do you feel anything?

Do you guys know who the fuck this is?

Do you have any reservations about the procedure? Any second thoughts?

Do you know how old she is?

Do you live in town?

Do you mind?!

Do you think it's always gonna be like this?

Do you think people are 100 percent straight? 100 percent gay?

Do you think straight guys ever, like, watch gay porn?

Do you walk around like this?

Do you wanna keep fighting? You think you're tough now?

Do you want me to put it in my mouth?

Do you wish I was different?

Do you... for a g****fruit?

Does anybody have any idea of what a preposition might be?

Does anybody know who the fuck Jules is?

Does anybody know who this is?

Does anyone ever done that to you?

Does the way in which you feel about her remind you of anything?

Don't be fucking boring.

Don't close the... fuck!

Don't cry, baby.

Don't fucking lie to me.

Don't get a kidney infection. Walk to the bathroom.

Don't take the nudes in the first place."

Don't they do that to, like, all the freshmen?

Don't try to ruin my life,

Don't you think?

Down the fucking toilet.

Dr. Kay: Usually there's two to a room,

Drove down from college for the weekend.

Drug dealer face tattoo fentanyl excursion,

Dude, don't hurt me, please. Don't do this.

Dude, that's rue. Oh, my god.

Due to the sheer weight and strain on my bladder,

Dumb ass.

During class because he asked me to.

During her eight day stay on that stupid island,

During these exchanges.

Eating dinner together, like, every single night.

Eight guys just came in here and it was really fucked up and weird.

Either way, it doesn't fucking matter.

Either.

Emma: No, they're not. Trust me, these guys are super chill, okay?

Emma: That's how I went from a small A to a full B.

Engaged in... sexual activity.

Engaged, in long term relationships,

Enough traumatic shit in my life that I don't...

Ere, one can say it lightens sweet good night,

Especially the people that they love.

Ethan, if you want me to suck your dick or fuck you,

Ethan, why would we hang out again?

Ethan: You're, like, soaking.

Even if wanted all this shit, bruh, I don't got the money for all this, man.

Even though I think we've grown apart.

Even though it didn't always make her feel good.

Even though she's only a child.

Even though she's only a child.

Every moment of every day getting to know you.

Every now and then, he'd forget,

Every time I'm on my phone, you just stop talking.

Every video was basically the same.

Ew! Take those things off.

Ew. Private school.

Except for the night before she started ninth grade.

Excuse me?

Excuse me. I've been dismissed.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Exert 172 muscles each step for 35 feet,

Face from somewhere. I just...

False accusations in today's world can cause serious long term damage

Family history with depression?

Fantastic.

Fez, I can't... I can't stay in here. Like, I'm really...

Fez, I've had a really fucked up day, all right?

Fez, open the fucking door, please?

Fez! You're full of shit, man.

Fezco, let's get this straight. You're, like, half a retard.

Fezco: And how's that?

Fezco: You sober?

Fifteen... sixteen...

Fifty grand is a million dollars.

Fine like shut the fuck up, maddy.

Fine like they're kind of weird, or fine like

Fine.

First of all, ew! Second of all, ew!

First, for you to delete the video off your phone...

Firstly, your despicable, but fine.

Follow my lead.