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Ah.
Ah.
Ahmed al Paula, Abdul Al Paul, Anka, al Casey, Kasem bin Shakira.
Ahmed al Paula, Abdul Al Paul, Anka, al Casey, Kasem bin Shakira.
Ben Shakira.
Ben Shakira.
But that's really not necessary.
But that's really not necessary.
Case.
Case.
Casey kasem.
Casey kasem.
Clean out your desk and leave immediately.
Clean out your desk and leave immediately.
Curse my CIA honed reflexes.
Curse my CIA honed reflexes.
Dear Papa.
Dear Papa.
Do you perchance have any Gatorade?
Do you perchance have any Gatorade?
Don't do this to me. I'll die without you.
Don't do this to me. I'll die without you.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Filthy, cheap slut.
Filthy, cheap slut.
Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission.
Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission.
Go play Ultimate Frisbee with your drum circle and leave politics to the adults.
Go play Ultimate Frisbee with your drum circle and leave politics to the adults.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Haley.
Haley.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
How curious.
How curious.
How dare you talk to me that way, you third rate tart.
How dare you talk to me that way, you third rate tart.
How dare you talk to me that way?
How dare you talk to me that way?
How odd.
How odd.
I have a mission for you.
I have a mission for you.
I have incredible news.
I have incredible news.
I have no choice but to suspend you until you deal with your weight problem.
I have no choice but to suspend you until you deal with your weight problem.
I hope this isn't a problem old chum.
I hope this isn't a problem old chum.
I like big Asian butts and I cannot lie.
I like big Asian butts and I cannot lie.
I love little girls. They make me feel so good. I love little girls. They make me feel so bad when they're around. They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town. I love little girls.
I love little girls. They make me feel so good. I love little girls. They make me feel so bad when they're around. They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town. I love little girls.
I mean really brutally weird stuff, but stuff.
I mean really brutally weird stuff, but stuff.
I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.
I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.
I'm going to pat you on the bottom.
I'm going to pat you on the bottom.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm suspending you without pay.
I'm suspending you without pay.
Jeff Fisher.
Jeff Fisher.
Let's go time to die.
Let's go time to die.
Naturally, recapturing this fugitive is our top priority.
Naturally, recapturing this fugitive is our top priority.
No, don't do this to me. I'll die without you.
No, don't do this to me. I'll die without you.
No, Sir.
No, Sir.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.
Of course.
Of course.
Ohh, good morning.
Ohh, good morning.
Ohh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market, buying canned salmon for her purpose.
Ohh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market, buying canned salmon for her purpose.
OK.
OK.
Ready.
Ready.
Say, do your patrons have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
Say, do your patrons have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
Shakira.
Shakira.
Silence manhart.
Silence manhart.
Smith.
Smith.
Smith.
Smith.
Take a closer look at these dim witted mountain dwelling folk.
Take a closer look at these dim witted mountain dwelling folk.
That's right, little girl. Run along, Go play Ultimate Frisbee with your drum circle and leave politics to the adults.
That's right, little girl. Run along, Go play Ultimate Frisbee with your drum circle and leave politics to the adults.
That's right, little girl. Run along.
That's right, little girl. Run along.
That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
Then we can track down the bastards that have been harbouring it and punish them brutally.
Then we can track down the bastards that have been harbouring it and punish them brutally.
There it is.
There it is.
This is between me and that filthy cheap slut.
This is between me and that filthy cheap slut.
Time to die.
Time to die.
Understood.
Understood.
Until you get your head in the game, I'm suspending you without pay, clean out your desk and leave immediately.
Until you get your head in the game, I'm suspending you without pay, clean out your desk and leave immediately.
We are going to infiltrate the site and take them out. It'll be tough, dangerous, and a perfect chance to premiere my new cargo shorts.
We are going to infiltrate the site and take them out. It'll be tough, dangerous, and a perfect chance to premiere my new cargo shorts.
We found an al Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria.
We found an al Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria.
We have a crucial mission.
We have a crucial mission.
Weird stuff, but stuff.
Weird stuff, but stuff.
Well, to be perfectly honest, neither of us did very much sleeping.
Well, to be perfectly honest, neither of us did very much sleeping.
What time in God's name are you doing?
What time in God's name are you doing?
Why don't I go find your pants?
Why don't I go find your pants?
Yes.
Yes.
You have 30 seconds.
You have 30 seconds.
Your third rate tart.
Your third rate tart.
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1.
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51.
51.
ああはあはあ。
ああはあはあ。