Barry (2018) - Season 3 Edit

A and then I I found out what you did, and...

A bomb? Why can't I just shoot the guy?

A cop in "Serpico."

A dump truck, a stone cold buster...

A few days before the shooting.

A full on fucking panic attack.

A house or apartment building?

A law practice whose goal is to eradicate meanness.

A long time ago, in the Argun Gorge,

A loser, a cocksucker,

A lot of the churro dudes were like, "Rein in your ambitions, Mitch."

A man came across a beautiful farmland,

A scrub, a dope, a dummy,

Abide by the signs God gives you.

About properties in Santa Fe.

About this for Chloe in the dinner scene?

About who killed your daughter.

Absolutely. Can it access to your photos? Yes.

Absolutely. He was like a real giant out there.

Actually, we're working together today.

Actually, you know what? That's not true.

Address is on the back.

After he popped the trunk...

Against my former employee... Well, friend,

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Fuck!

Ah! Reviews are out! The en fuego's been lifted!

Ah! You motherfucking piece of shit!

Akhmal (stronger): Hank.

Akhmal (weakly): Hank?

Akhmal: A woman named Elena is coming for you.

Akhmal: Are you okay?

Akhmal: He's bleeding very bad, Hank.

Akhmal: No! No! We won't escape! Please, get that out of here!

Akhmal: We are going to overpower the gunmen

Akhmal: We don't know.

Akhmal: Yes.

Akhmal?

Albert Nguyen: Because I asked them to be.

Albert Nguyen: Berkman!

Alexis Kaplan has a daughter on "Pam!"

All I sacrificed to give this kid a life...

All I'm saying is that sometimes the police fall short.

All of it's gotta stop.

All of the souls chose vengeance except for one little boy.

All right, 80/20.

All right, I'll do it.

All right. I'll do it under one condition.

All the incredible people

All the sauces."

Almost got through!

Alright, do you see the difference, huh?

Alright, here we go. Excuse me.

Alright, I don't have time for this, okay?

Alright, so let me get this straight. Um...

Alright, yeah. Look, look, look, look.

Alright.

Alright. Sounds like we were successful.

Alright. Well, look, we don't have a lot of time. Uh,

Am I right? Anyway, you got his address. Call me when it's done.

And "Pam!" only has 27!

And after all that,

And after today,

And and...

And apologize.

And as much as we love coming home,

And by the end of this class, hopefully,

And casting said he's a shitshow. So...

And cocked his gun in front of us.

And cops are on my tail, and they took my Cristobal.

And create something so wonderful from scratch.

And did that make sense to you then?

And don't get me wrong, he sounds like a real catch.

And Elena.

And employee Natalie Greer.

And eventually yell at your girlfriend.

And every night, she would be like, "Mama,

And figure, might as well talk like my Uncle Willy.

And frankly, it cheapens what you set out to do with your show.

And from that day forward, their dead souls

And give him a purpose.

And he ended up committing suicide.

And he had to make it his.

And he is connected to Barry.

And he never fails.

And he put down his spatula

And he was so moved...

And he was yelling at her.

And he went out back and he hung himself.

And he's a really good guy.

And he's like a mixed up dummy,

And he's trapped you like a fox.

And he's trying to get this one back.

And he's trying to keep that lie going.

And honesty.

And how Fernando was killed.

And I am an asshole boyfriend.

And I am fucking drowning!

And I couldn't do this without you,

And I didn't.

And I don't think that you're really apologizing for us.

And I I don't want you to go to the same place.

And I invited you to my cabin.

And I just don't want...

And I like my job.

And I love you so much. I love you so much.

And I need help.

And I need to be closer to you.

And I saw what I saw...

And I think I just took it out on Sally.

And I think it really worked because it worked.

And I think my guy's issue is his ego.

And I think that you, Sally Reed, could bring to it more of a, mm.

And I think they are triggered when you feel slighted,

And I thought about joining, but, you know,

And I, uh...

And I'd love for you to come.

And I'll knock on the door, and then, I'll just...

And I'll never forget it.

And I'm a mask collector. "Wait a minute.

And I'm good at my job.

And I'm telling you, th there is nothing for us here.

And I'm truly sorry.

And I'm truly sorry.

And if it isn't a hit, then they can just step aside and...

And if that happens, we're fucked!

And if that makes me unhirable, then I am fucking unhirable,

And if there was someone

And if there's anything I've learned, it's...

And in real life. I don't have one in real life.

And instead of trying to help me,

And is so open about it. Um...

And is widely used in Europe, I do understand

And it really only just hit me now.

And it was a pattern I fell into.

And it was... it was really bad.

And it's funny.

And let me tell you something.

And lo and behold, I see somebody else

And make her feel like she's going insane.

And my buddy...

And now my agent wants me to go and take a meeting at BanShe.

And now you come here to my fucking home,

And now,

And now, and I say this in all humility, my place is the shit.

And now, he's living your son's dream.

And now, they're gonna extend the part,

And one day at breakfast I said,

And perhaps that would not happen if you are honest upfront.

And right now, it just reads like...

And she'd say, like, "Thweetie! Time to milk the cows!"

And shoot up all of our friends

And some of this I got from your teachings, that...

And tell me are any of these the men

And that he was running a crime ring.

And that is simply not sustainable.

And that one...

And that shows me what kind of guy you are.

And that's all because I believed in my own abilities.

And the first person to speak at that meeting was Jesse Jackson.

And the guy killed himself?

And the little boy who chose forgiveness?

And the niños,

And the other made me watch corny videos with dads rapping.

And the recording booth is for, uh, V.O. stuff.

And the snakes keep falling out of her hat?

And the spotlight is on you,

And the way he... he spoke to you the other day was, like,

And then after, in the parking lot,

And then eats his dick.

And then he shows up at your door. Why?

And then I got hit by a sniper.

And then I opened up a door.

And then I said it again at the dinner table.

And then I went to the bathroom and I was like...

And then the final show will be a live performance

And then they just kinda hang themselves,

And then you came to my office, and I was just thrown,

And then, he got discharged.

And then, you had to go and be successful.

And there was...

And they are gonna change your life.

And they have snakes for hair, and they turn dudes into stone.

And they have their own TV show.

And they have to send a Fed,

And they just weren't the same dudes.

And they shoot out all over the world.

And this algorithm killed my show. I'm feeling really lost.

And this could be yours and Gordon's new house.

And this is how you fucking betray me?!

And this is how you fucking repay me?

And this is how you repay me?

And to make up for it...

And turned them all into panthers.

And we are set.

And we both, uh, committed a little too hard.

And we can put you outside the monastery

And we have some information for you.

And we see if their stories

And we think it could really use the Sally Reed touch.

And we wanted to pay you back for your service,

And we'll bury that hatchet. Oh, and I'll be sure to tell

And we're rolling...

And welcome to "Gene Cousineau's Master Class."

And whatever shit you're going through...

And when you're with him, I just...

And who's that?

And yet, you still fuck it up.

And you almost never are.

And you are set.

And you can go back home!

And you have to do a press junket.

And you insisted that we use Fuches,

And you made it your mission that I never work in New York

And you shoot him in the head.

And you're still a 98% on Rotty T's.

And your favorite students and we can market y your class

And, like, Sally's so, just,

And, uh, if I say you can stay for lunch,

And, uh, you know, you don't have to tell anyone

And, um, I'm trying to make things right,

And, um, uh, to my my boyfriend, Barry.

And, um... Oh my god, they're playing me off!

And, yes, it is. Don't fret it.

And, you know, as you were saying that I thought...

And?

And...

And... action!

Andrei: Batir?

Andrei: What the fuck?

Anita wants to make dinner for us.

Annie and I had a relationship. She's a theater director.

Annie, I am so sorry

Announcement: (over PA) Will passengers Rodriguez and Savage

Anytime someone compromises Chechen operation,

Apologize? Are you nuts?

Apologize...

Apparently, there's another show like yours.

Appeared and offered the souls a choice.

Are Are you psycho?

Are a known crime organization.

Are they torturing you?

Are those for me?

Are totally pointless. Like, a computer makes their decisions.

Are we still leaving tomorrow?

Are you around to meet up?

Are you feeling better?

Are you free to drive down with me?

Are you fucking serious? Barry's back.

Are you gonna go back to performing or...

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? 'Cause you seem a little manic.

Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

Are you worried it'll appear like we have an agenda?

Aren't gonna come out of the television set "

Aren't you happy here?

Around it.

As Gene Cousineau, great actor.

As much as the next one. I do.

As you know, I got you the full amount

Ask a few questions. You're talking to Sally Reed.

Asking me for a job?

Assistant Alright, everyone, cameras up!

Assistant Cut! That's half hour lunch!

Assistant Director: Here we go. Guys, you ready?

Assistant Sally? Action on rehearsal.

Attacked and killed the landowner.

Audition and get cast.

Awful. It was really scary.

Barry Berkman, the human ice machine, is taking acting classes?

Barry Berkman: When I die.

Barry Berkman.

Barry did this?

BARRY Season 3, Episode 6

Barry, he's gonna ruin me.

Barry, thank you. Thank you so much.

Barry, we're done.

Barry, you don't have to do this.

Barry: (on phone) W w what'd you say to him?

Barry: Albert, Albert, it's gonna be all right...

Barry: Oh yeah?

Barry: Thanks for doing this on such short notice.

Barry: Wait, wait, Mr. Cousineau, where are you?

Barry: Well, where are you?

Barry: Yeah, you got nothing to worry about.

Barry?

Barry? Hey.

Barry.

Barry...

Barry...

Barry's a good guy.

Barry's a good kid.

Batir So, if we have problem with them or Bolivians,

Batir, this is crazy time shit show. Y y you and I,

Batir: Good. Uh, higher. Little higher. Huh?

Be a better actor, but...

Be ready.

Because he's afraid

Because I can hear goats in the background.

Because I know where I'm going...

Because I pissed off a guy I shouldn't have.

Because I think we have a good thing going here.

Because I want to go over something with you.

Because if you don't...

Because in a few short days,

Because it seems like life has been good to you.

Because of the whole snake thing.

Because you cannot be who you really are.

Before you can truly love someone else.

Before, uh, you guys have lunch.

Belongs in their room.

Ben Mendelsohn?

Berkman was just helping his friend.

Berkman, drop the fucking gun!

BerkmanGoesBoom.

Blood for blood.

Bob Jacobson. You know him? Producer.

Bob: (tutting) It doesn't matter.

Bob: Shh where are you from?

Bring him in!

Brother of Famed Motocross Stars Found Dead in Drug Deal Gone Wrong

But

But a really great mentor. So,

But at least I told the fucking truth!

But Berkman was against it.

But by the end of it, like,

But did not want to be rude, so...

But doing that is very stressful.

But everybody calls her Thweetie because her grandma had a lisp,

But for me, you know, it was...

But for what it's worth,

But he also wants to put it in movie theaters.

But he disparaged me. He cheated on me.

But he's a good egg.

But I can't.

But I don't think it's something to get dumped over.

But I just want to say be careful who you trust,

But I knew I had to level up to beignets.

But I made a reservation at Brio's at00 tomorrow night.

But I see your pain.

But I think getting his, um, you know,

But I think I can talk him way up.

But I think I may prefer this font over here.

But I was, like, nah.

But it considers other things, too. For instance,

But it could be.

But it fell through, so I just drove around.

But it's, like, pretty much the same thing.

But listen, now, you have the opportunity to be known

But make sure that it's with the tattoo guy

But never would've said in a million years.

But no amount of money can make this right.

But not to worry.

But recently I've been having an affair. And...

But Sally can't know who I am.

But set in space.

But she figured out that it was you she was looking for.

But since I'm the only one you trust,

But that is definitely a stroke symptom!

But that's on the table if you want it.

But the right verticals are watching.

But the town wants nothing to do with him.

But their souls?

But then, she turns him to stone. But then,

But then, um, we couldn't find you.

But there'll be food later.

But this has to stop.

But we already know who killed Detective Moss.

But we threw his name out for a part and casting said no.

But we're helping each other...

But we're not "commenting" on it.

But we're not falling for that.

But what about Annie?

But when you see it, it's much bigger than it looks, eh?

But you had to take him out, right?

But you seem like kind of rad.

But you're not doing anything about it.

But your soul. It's part of the settlement.

But, as you saw,

But, he apologized.

But, I am so happy

But, I can't because I am that person.

But, I guess I was wrong.

But, I miss that beautiful old man.

But, I think I can actually make one of these guys likable.

But, I wanted to get rid of Barry,

But, I'm a private investigator.

But, not in this. It's a rental.

But, uh, I thought they were just being nice.

But, uh, the cops just let him go.

But, um, he's asked for my forgiveness.

But, when I got to SERE school,

But, when something stinks, it stinks. Am I wrong?

But, you know what? I like your intensity.

But, you know, it's like the guy said.

By killing me?

By the way, I love this romper. It says,

C Cristobal?

Cameras up!

Can I call you tomorrow?

Can I make you some tea or something or...

Can I share personal information with market research?

Can you come back at00 and read for that?

Can you even imagine back in Cousineau's class

Can you help me with something for a second?

Can you make me a... choco latte?

Can you say it again?

Can you say it?

Can you tell me what that pin says?

Capital B, capital G, capital B.

Career back on track will make him a little less fucked up

Carr, the wide receiver, had to make the tackle.

Casting I need you to not only look inside your wallet,

Central Park, kittens, Dev Patel...

Changed his mind...

Charity runs that Sharon does in Chris' memory?

Chatter continues)

Chechens seem to be a major setback.

Chief Krauss: Gentlemen.

Chief Krauss: This is what I'm talking about.

Chloe and your character.

Coach said it was the fastest he'd ever thrown.

Coast is clear. Heat is off us.

Come here. Come on. I got you.

Come on, we don't run away from anyone.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. There's something I want to show you in the garage.

Come with me to the station, turn yourself in...

Coming, my love!

Company knowingly hiked the prices of a drug

Congratulations on the show.

Corpsman!

Corpsman... Corpsman!

Could someone grab wardrobe?

Could take out a whole monastery of goons by himself? I ain't buying it.

Could you please call me an internet taxi?

Couple of tours in country,

Crew Lock it down!

Cristobal and Bolivians die tonight!

Cristobal is a nobody, okay?

Cristobal sent his goons after us!

Cristobal Sifuentes!

Cristobal: No! No! No!

Cristobal!

Cristobal.

Cristobal.

Cristobal.

Dad, you do that every day.

Dad?

Daddy got a phone call! Come on!

Dear Sally,

Detective Janice Moss.

Detonate special promotional offers?

Did Barry Berkman love my baby girl,

Did Barry Berkman love my daughter, Gene?!

Did Barry Berkman love my daughter?

Did Barry Berkman love my daughter?!

Did he hit her?

Did he throw anything?

Did I say something or...

Did they ask you about "Cake Boss"?

Did they ask you who the new Spider Man should be?

Did you get any sense of his home life?

Did you get the pages, the scene with your dying wife?

Did you just come all the way from Bolivia?

Did you live with your mother when you were in high school?

Did you love my daughter?!

Did you not come to bed again last night?

Didn't tell you he was married, didn't tell you he was straight.

Die, you motherfucker!

Dinosaur! "Jurassic Park"!

Direct to Chloe.

Distraught How could you ask me that right now?

Distraught What?

Distraught What?

Distraught Wife I'm a good person. I wish I didn't have to do this

Do a few more mock ups?

Do it.

Do the colors mean different things?

Do they... live together?

Do you even know what the plan is?

Do you have a moment?

Do you know the story of the Bolam Deela?

Do you know where maybe?

Do you know where the Sifuentes family lives?

Do you love Barry Berkman?

Do you love Barry Berkman?

Do you love Barry Berkman?

Do you love Barry Berkman?

Do you love me?

Do you promise?

Do you remember me?

Do you understand?

Do you want me to bring you flowers?

Doctor, the generators are down.

Doctor: Check those vitals!

Does it look like the picture Goulet gave us?

Does who live together?

Doesn't have any lines. That's just gonna be an extra.

Doing well otherwise?

Dom and DeLuise over here pointed out that

Don't hurt them.

Don't just fuckin' sit there! You fuckin' tell me!

Don't pull on the door!

Don't we need time to get word of mouth?

Don't we want a madman? I mean, Barry is...

Downstairs looks like a lot of work.

Dr. Watsons.

Drinking poison, hoping the other person will die.

Drop it! Berkman!

Drop the fucking gun, or we fuckin' shoot!

Drop the fucking gun!

Dunn: Oh. Hey, what did he say?

During their midday meeting, which is usually around 5 PM.

Edwards inside the 30!

Edwards, first interception of the year.

Eh, fuck.

Elena means the world to me.

Elena thought you had potential. I wasn't so sure.

END OF EPISODE 6 Season 3

End parenthesis, wincing emoji.

Enriquito.

Especially with herself. Um,

Even though it wasn't in this show.

Ever since I met that punk, bad things have happened to me.

Every day you hope to be surprised in this business,

Everybody deserves a second chance.

Everybody good?

Everything that comes

Everything.

Everything's OK. Calm down.

Excellent job of blocking by the defenders.

Except the algorithm.

Exciting! It's so exciting!

Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. Oh, man.

Excuse me, little girl, I really need your help.

Fantastic.

Fantastic. I'll take two.

Fay Hello. This is Fay. How can I help you today?

Fed me some line about how I could get justice.

Fernando?

Finding you sitting here...

First off, great to see you,

First, let's make sure you have the latest version of Detonate

Follow your instincts and keep it honest.

For a while, but I promised I wouldn't do it

For being a quote, "violent asshole." End quote.

For Christ's sake, put that fuckin' gun down.

For my perceived transgression

For the dinner scene, Janet doesn't eat meat.

For the way I treated you.

For whatever it is you think I did

For you right here on the floor.

Forgiveness has to be earned.

Forgiveness is something that has to be earned.

FORMER TOXIC MANCHILD HELPS SAVE VET'S LIFE THROUGH ACTING

Four or five words, but it's pivotal to the story.

Freak her out how?

Fresh out of the army. A lost soul.

From what I understand, Berkman left a pretty big audition...

Fuches Barry?

Fuches: And, seriously, I don't know what happened,

Fuches!

Fuches?

Fuck me!

Fuck the algorithm!

Fuck you, and don't talk to me anymore, you piece of shit!

Fuck! What's my line?

Fuck! You fucking bitch!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. You scared me.

Fuckhead, fuckface, fucknuts,

Fucking BanShe and fucking Diane Villa.

Fucking Bolivians!

Fun!

FYI...

Gangster There's no one here.

Gene Cousineau Barry? Barry,

Gene Cousineau: He wants to take us down, Barry.

Gene Cousineau: Yeah! Indeed, I did.

Gene Cousineau? That's your acting teacher?

Gene That's the man.

Gene, it's, uh...

Gene: He's gonna ruin me.

Gene: I gotta do this, Barry.

Gene: I think she did great.

Gene: I'm sorry. I don't know what else to do.

Gene: No, no, no. Don't laugh. Keep it going, kids.

Gene: No, no! No, don't go in there. Don't go in there.

Gene?

George Krempf: You know the sound of kids' footsteps early in the morning?

Get back in the trunk.

Get down here! Get down here! I want to eat!

Get him! Grab him!

Get out.

Get outta here!

Get the fuck away from these!

Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck outta here. I'm gonna go talk to him.

Get there, like, a little early, you know,

Gets like like a 1.6 in the demo.

Give you additional scenes.

Given by the great performer Gene Cousineau?"

Go and and pay for these, will you?

Go away.

God damn it. Fuck!

God! Oh my god, I almost forgot to thank God.

Good job what you did for that vet.

Good job. That was ballsy as fuck.

Good morning, ma'am. Uh, Kenneth Goulet.

Good role. I think you'd be great for it. Yeah. Last slot.

Good.

Good. Cut. Put you in here for your close up.

Goodbye.

Gordon, I love you so, so much.

Goulet.

Grab your toolbox. I wanna cut off his eyelids!

Grandson who's 7.

Great scene where Medusabby

Great.

Greek Freak of assassins, okay?

Greg: Apparently, the showrunner is a fucking party.

Guess who finally got interrogated by police today?

Gus is slipping and picked off!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hamlet. To be or not to be!

Hank said that you cooled off a bit,

Hank said you could come home when things cool off in LA.

Hank, I said no.

Hank. I'm fed up with the mind games.

Hank... I'm sorry.

Has to do with Janice. Can you come over to my place?

Hashtag "you go, girl!" You feeling 100, yeah?

Have you cast that yet?

Have you heard from Berkman?

Haven't missed a game in 25 years! Come on.

He brought his elite soldiers.

He called her a donkey witch.

He didn't just teach me how to...

He got up!

He got you into this line of work?

He is head of whole Bolivian operation.

He is not the bomb planting type. This was The Raven.

He is total basket case, and he looks like shit.

He killed all my buddies.

He killed Janice.

He knows everything, Barry.

He knows you killed Janice.

He leaves work at30.

He ordered milk with dinner. He Oh my

He ordered the hit on us.

He pinned it on them. Maybe he...

He said he was some investigator.

He said he was taking acting classes.

He said you gave real pathos to that

He said your student Barry killed Janice.

He said, "Barry Berkman did this."

He saved my life.

He seems to like it.

He still sleeps with his... with his mom

He sullied your son's good name.

He taught me how to be a human being.

He took your son's life.

He treats Sally like a star.

He turned our children against me.

He wants to give you your own show. The Gene Cousineau Master Class.

He was a sweetheart. He looked up to you.

He was an associate at one point. He betrayed them.

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

He was awful to me. No, thank you.

He was claiming that Janice's killer was still out there.

He was in Fernando's house when the bomb went off.

He was just having a bad day.

He was sent to Heaven.

He was with the wrong guy at the wrong time.

He was with us at the cabin.

He was, uh, very Adonis like.

He whispered into my ear.

He yelled at us a few times, and,

He'll be like, (silly voice): Hello! My name is Mike!

He's a family friend.

He's all grown up now.

He's an evil genius.

He's coming towards you.

He's crazy.

He's going to ride the dinosaur. It's all going to be fine.

He's gonna destroy everything I worked for.

He's great. He's Yeah, he's, um, he's awesome.

He's in a lot of pain.

He's in jail now.

He's made his bed, so...

He's manipulating you.

He's moving into streaming, which is creeping into the theater space.

He's nobody.

He's not even mad at you anymore. I just saw him.

He's probably out seeing the sights.

He's sent down by top brass to take care of it.

He's sorry he fucked my wife!

He's totally harmless. I'm sure he was having a bad day.

He's trying to make up for it by getting me a job on a TV show.

He's up on the roof! On the roof!

He's, like, fourth, fifth in command. Fernando...

Heard about it. But, you weren't there?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I'm Ana. I got two more Flaky Critters.

Hello. I'm Gene Cousineau,

Her boyfriend...

Her brain will have essentially eaten itself, you know?

Her empathy, and her brutal honesty,

Her naiveté is a direct result of the history of subjugation

Her name is Elsie. She's 8 years old.

Her name was Detective Janice Moss.

Her name was Janice Moss.

Her name was Janice.

Here she is, the creator and star of "Joplin,"

Here you go, Mr. Fuches.

Here you go, Mr. Johnson.

Here you go.

Here's my challenge coin.

Here's the keys. I'm sorry things didn't work out.

Hey, Big Cat. Um...

Hey, Dad. Uh, after work,

Hey, do you have a date for the premiere tomorrow?

Hey, don't panic. It looks really good.

Hey, dude, look, I know we just met,

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, listen. Listen.

Hey, hey, hey. There he is.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Hey, is it okay that I'm comforting you?

Hey, just so you know, I got, like, 16 notifications

Hey, now, this is the FBI.

Hey, Sally, exclamation point.

Hey, Sally, they're ready for you again.

Hey, Sally, wake up.

Hey, Sally.

Hey, uh,

Hey, um, I was dropping off the keys,

Hey, you know, I'm kind of in the middle of something here,

Hey!

Hey! Stop him!

Hey.

Hey. Are, are you okay?

Hey. Listen,

Hey...

Hey...

Hi Sally, follow me.

Hi, Gene.

Hi, how are you? Uh, what's wrong?

Hi, it's Sharon, Chris's wife.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I Wait...

Hi. I'm Detective Mae Dunn.

Hi. Thanks for waiting. I'm back.

His exact words were, "That is fucking clean

His name is...

His wife and kids. How sad.

Hit by a bus.

Hm?

Hm.

Hm. Just blow up the fucking house.

Hm. Was he depressed?

Hm...

Hmm...

Ho... Ho!

Holy smokes!

Holy smokes.

Honestly, that doesn't matter.

Honestly...

Honesty.

Hoo! Ah!

Hope you like spicy.

Hopefully, I'll be home around lunch.

How authentic your passion for the show is.

How did you guys get out of of the handcuffs?

How do I break it to the guys?

How do we feel about that?

How do you know Berkman?

How do you know it is this...

How do you know to do all this?

How long did it take him to put that together?

How long has he been pressuring you to have sex?

How much did they give you for Chris?!

How much did you get for Chris?

How much they pay you?

How much you get for that asshole over there?

How much, Berkman?

How the fuck do you do that?

How would you know that if you weren't there?

How?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?!

I

I

I Th that just isn't true.

I accept your apology.

I am great! Oh my god.

I am so fucked today.

I am so sorry that I threw tea in your face,

I am so sorry. I have to take this.

I am swearing on my grandson's life.

I am.

I appreciate that, Barry.

I booked you a flight that leaves tonight.

I bought bomb on dark web.

I brought you into the fold

I came because I had a feeling

I came here for your help, and you're not giving it to me.

I came here to make peace with you, Joe.

I can give you a map of the parking lot.

I can hear him in his room on his computer.

I can't be part of it.

I can't believe he said rad. They never say stuff like that.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't feel empowered as a woman

I can't feel my legs! A and, you might not know this,

I can't have that.

I can't make anything happen until I rebuild.

I can't.

I care for all of my students.

I completely fucked over years ago.

I could call to override the decision, I would.

I could give you some apology options

I could use a job,

I couldn't handle that.

I counted.

I cubed your carrots for you.

I did it with your father,

I did this, okay? I did this.

I did this.

I did this...

I didn't come to LA

I didn't mean to say I love you. I don't know why I did. Sorry.

I didn't yell at my girlfriend. I...

I do a lot of work with the vets, too.

I do this show for a little girl

I don I don't want him to know.

I don't have my phone.

I don't I don't see any other way.

I don't know if I want to work with those dudes.

I don't know what else to do.

I don't know what else to do.

I don't know what the plan is!

I don't know what to do, man.

I don't know what you mean.

I don't know what you want me to say.

I don't know.

I don't know. I didn't think he'd be home. I just kinda,

I don't know. I do know...

I don't know. Like her dialogue is...

I don't mean to interrupt, but I I...

I don't need your charity.

I don't think that makes him violent.

I don't understand why you don't want to be with me.

I don't wanna see you get hurt, so...

I don't want to talk about Barry.

I don't want you to make the same mistakes that I did.

I don't want you to make the same mistakes.

I feel good. I feel excited.

I feel like he's gonna do something.

I feel like I grew as an artist and a person,

I felt like things were going really well.

I forgive you.

I forgot it. I've forgiven you.

I found a new community with my Marine friends.

I got 'em from Ralphs.

I got a daughter.

I got here as quickly as I could.

I got in my interrogator's head,

I got you. Come on. Come on.

I guess I had too many other options.

I guess I just...

I had that talk with my daughter.

I had you followed to your little love nest.

I harnessed that into a very lucrative job for him.

I hate seeing you like this.

I have a client that's bringing "yeah" to a Fox show that before was just...

I have a cupcake store with my daughter in Central Park.

I have given students the tools

I have no buddies.

I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

I have one loose.

I have to do this to fucking live!

I have to drop you.

I have to go.

I have to say something before we finish

I haven't had an agent since 1982.

I hear your productions are marvelous.

I heard about that.

I help you.

I hope I do it justice.

I I can do this alone, okay?

I I did not see this coming.

I I didn't think they did that at premieres!

I I didn't write, direct,

I I do this show for a little girl

I I don't know how I feel about this.

I I don't really feel, uh, comfortable around Barry.

I I I could leave you here, and you'll rot.

I I'll take the gun, and I'll just go back to his apartment,

I just I say that to her constantly.

I just cooled Barry's heels for you. I I mean.

I just had a very interesting conversation

I just know. I...

I just never thought I was this kind of person.

I just really need to be alone right now, please.

I just wanna know what she's thinking.

I just want to thank...

I just went through a bad breakup. I'm in a bad place.

I just...

I just...

I kill you and make my daughter a widow.

I know evil, Barry...

I know exactly what I'm bringing. You'll love it, they're delicious.

I know he did.

I know how I can make it up to you.

I know how to get Cousineau

I know someone crazy.

I know that there is a world in which

I know that your brother's good name

I know what I can do.

I know what I'll do.

I know what you're saying.

I know where I'm going.

I know who I've been.

I know who killed your dad.

I know you killed Janice.

I know you've had a hard time establishing a foothold in LA.

I know, and I was one of them.

I know, everyone does. We'll get back to you, okay?

I know, I know, I know.

I know, no, I know, I know, I know.

I know!

I know.

I know.

I know. Janice Moss.

I learned so much from watching you work.

I love Detective Janice Moss.

I love you, Barry.

I love you, Mr. Cousineau.

I love you, Mr. Cousineau.

I love you, too. Sleep tight.

I love you.

I loved how engaged the class was.

I loved how warm you are on stage.

I make Hank traditional Bolivian meal.

I mean, do you guys have a kids menu?

I mean, he's clearly a violent person.

I mean, heh, he worked in a prison camp

I mean, I didn't expect that! I knew people would like it,

I mean, I think it's just neighborhood kids being chodes.

I mean, it's been five amazing years.

I mean, it's hard to get a grasp of the size of the place,

I mean, meeting you changed my life for the better, you know?

I mean, should I say that I'm considering adoption?

I mean, they're such cowards. I mean, their jobs

I mean, we're fine. We worked our shit out together.

I mean, with everything I'm going through? I...

I mean, you got a line.

I might need a few days to, you know, mull that over.

I missed it.

I need more.

I need you to cast my acting teacher.

I need you to do that to Natalie.

I need you to get away from me.

I need you to lean in and pay attention.

I need... I need a purpose, Hank.

I never answered the same question so many times

I never said that to you.

I never wanted to hurt anyone my whole life.

I packed the car. We gotta get going.

I pissed off the wrong guy.

I play a single mom.

I really need this job.

I really think you should do it.

I really wish I ate something 'cause I'm kind of hungry,

I said I wouldn't do this unless you got a bigger piece.

I saw it on Citizen App?

I see it being smothered.

I specifically said I don't want feedback.

I spoke to the elders,

I started rumors.

I started to lie about you.

I still hear it.

I taught you to be a good human being.

I think I just overreacted.

I think I know what the problem is.

I think it's pretty clear.

I think she wants to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

I think the direct quote was, "life's too short."

I think this is all part of same problem, right?

I think this is the guy. Is this the guy?

I think we should follow him and go somewhere safe.

I think we should wait until he comes out.

I think we'll cross this way, if that's not totally weird.

I think we're going to call this off.

I think what your mother is saying

I think you need to know yourself and love yourself

I think you'll like these guys. You know one of them.

I think you're gonna love it.

I thought you wanted me to shoot him

I thought you were gonna hang up. I'll hang up. Okay, bye.

I told her you seem like a good man.

I told that casting director our story,

I told you what I know.

I took a job. That money's Leo's.

I took him there.

I took you in.

I understand you had a full ride to play ball at Michigan.

I understand, but I could use

I used to be a baker at a kickass churro shop in Eagle Rock.

I vowed never to read another review, but 98?

I wanna make sure that we fully understand, like,

I want it to be honest and real, like the show.

I want my speech tonight not to be corny, you know?

I want the revenge just as bad as you do,

I want to be a law and order guy

I want to be honest with you

I want to get you in a room.

I want to see my son again.

I want to talk to Fuches alone. No cameras.

I want you to meet some people.

I wanted my daughter, Janice, to get into it. She resisted.

I wanted to apologize. I...

I wanted to live.

I wanted to say I appreciate you for calling me out

I was I've just been under so much stress,

I was a lost soul.

I was as surprised as you are,

I was going through my checklist in my head,

I was in 'Nam.

I was in an acting class with Barry,

I was just out of the Marines. I didn't have anybody.

I was just speaking with her, and it's so good to hear

I was proud of her.

I was walking down the street...

I was wondering if you had any work, Hank.

I was.

I wasn't. Because no one survived.

I will fetch him.

I will five you spaceship brittlle teeth in the sunshine. Barry.

I will not be coming back to this office anytime soon.

I will not say a word

I won't have anything to do with him.

I won't tell a soul.

I would disagree with that assumption.

I would like to sincerely apologize

I, I, I, know. I'm sorry.

I, um, I...

I...

I... What? Wait, y

I'd do a Zoom sesh before the full on in person hang. Just dip your toe.

I'd like to meet and discuss this.

I'd like to speak with you about it. You available?

I'd love to see him. Yeah.

I'll be right back.

I'll call him.

I'll come get you.

I'll free Akhmal.

I'll say, "Hey. We aren't attacking the Chechens.

I'll take a lawyer.

I'll take them to Johnny Rockets.

I'll talk to him from my office across the hall.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

I'm actually, like, working on some personal stuff.

I'm almost out of my handcuffs.

I'm assuming...

I'm being chased by a man who killed my girlfriend.

I'm buying flowers for my girlfriend. Um...

I'm Detective Mae Dunn, and this is Chief Krauss.

I'm doing it. Do you hear me?

I'm dying, Barry. I'm in the hospital.

I'm embracing my life.

I'm forgetting. Did I ask you to come?

I'm forgiving Jeff.

I'm glad we had this little opportunity to reconnect.

I'm gonna be checking out a friend of mine in L.A.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna get new suitcases,

I'm gonna give you two choices.

I'm gonna pack the car.

I'm gonna pick up some shit from my house, and, uh,

I'm gonna send you my new address.

I'm gonna stand by on the earlier flight.

I'm gonna stay at Natalie's,

I'm here to help you catch whoever killed

I'm just gonna freak her out a little bit.

I'm just so sorry this happened to you.

I'm like I'm kinda losing my mind, man.

I'm new to the business, but I feel incredibly lucky

I'm no kind of genius or anything, but, uh,

I'm not done.

I'm not exaggerating this time. Okay.

I'm not going to tell anybody. Barry,

I'm not interested in helping you with your little master class. Go.

I'm not interested, Hank.

I'm not saying, you know, anything against you, man.

I'm not the type of man to admit my wrongs.

I'm probably gonna be under another name.

I'm recording a really sick comedy record, man.

I'm so excited.

I'm so fucked. Everything is so fucked.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for ruining your heroin deal with the Burmese!"

I'm sorry I took you hostage.

I'm sorry to surprise you like this, Hank,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Um...

I'm sorry...

I'm sure they've done their research.

I'm talking about Natalie's house. It's really

I'm telling you, that's what I did. I totally envisioned my future,

I'm the Raven.

I'm thinking tonight. Is that crazy?

I'm trying to move forward by going into the past, like Marty McFly, LOL.

I'm working on it, amigo.

I'm working on myself and you seem to be appreciating that.

I'm, uh...

I've already paid the family.

I've been here,

I've been in this trunk way too long.

I've been thinking about that a lot.

I've been working with some amateurs on,

I've explained this to you. It's racist.

If anything, I should just enjoy my anonymity while it lasts.

If critics could do what I do, they'd be doing it.

If he gets Jim here to kill Berkman,

If I didn't say anything...

If I didn't think you had made some big changes in your life.

If I don't bring up other women with me.

If I don't do this, I don't live!

If I tell you this,

If I tell you, you'd have to pall bear my coffin becau

If I were you, I would think about it.

If not for that Groupon almost expiring,

If there is another little girl out there today

If viewers see someone eating dessert

If we don't get electricity back in the park,

If we only kill Fernando, then, like, a whole contingent

If you actually felt that way, you'd do something about it,

If you had just let me deal with this...

If you knew everything I did for him...

If you like it.

If you're just going to let some machine

In my life who got me here.

In my whole life.

In the "Pasadena Star,"

In the jungle during Vietnam.

In those tiny little bites you do?

Inspiring with the way she talks about it all,

Instead Why did you have to say something?

Into your home.

Is a Chechen assassin they call the Raven.

Is Albert still not answering his phone?

Is also fucking idiot

Is available to check out as early as next week.

Is Barry caught up in all this shit?

Is calling card for...

Is hooking up with the bartender,

Is that bad? You think they're gonna call me inauthentic?

Is that I never would've learned that if it wasn't for you.

Is that literal?

Is that really what Joplin's like?

Is that the question?

Is the real threat here, okay?

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Is there something you'd like to say to me?

Is this policía?

Is this yours?

Is very sophisticated cover for heroin operation,

Is you need to be with someone who doesn't abuse you.

Issue...

It could get you killed.

It could work.

It could work.

It didn't really happen.

It has not been easy.

It has nothing to do with what happened with Natalie,

It is a collaboration. We do it together.

It is about reaching into your soul,

It is all in the body. It's much more real.

It is the same pain that you came to me with.

It is.

It looks blue. I think we should be wearing different colors.

It makes sense you would turn into human pressure cooker

It says it on the poster!

It says, "The debt has been paid."

It sent me to a place I never want to go again.

It terrified me. I mean

It throws suspicion away from him.

It took me years to break it, but I did.

It turns into a punt return for him,

It turns out a guy I served with

It was a Chechen assassin called the Raven.

It was cushy as fuck. I could've rode that shit forever.

It was inspirational

It was literally on the home page less than an hour ago.

It was powerful though.

It was the late '70s. It it's very experimental.

It was, like, terrifying.

It was. You know, but then,

It was...

It wasn't until I typed out S A L L Y

It'll give you time to audition, to develop your next project.

It's a fable from the 16th century.

It's a morality story. It's not real.

It's a one, two.

It's a show about three women who run a salon in SoHo,

It's all going to be okay.

It's all happening!

It's always been very confusing.

It's an audition. I'm reading Mr. Millaway.

It's been... 12 hours.

It's classic situation of bottling it up.

It's fucking crazy, right? It is absolutely nuts.

It's good money, and it preserves your relationship with BanShe,

It's got a 10 power adjustable driver's seat. A solid 10.

It's gotta be both of us.

It's Hank. It's NoHo Hank. Hi.

It's huge! That face is being seen everywhere

It's just it might be a right man, right day situation.

It's just...

It's like that line in "Shawshank Redemption."

It's me!

It's more like 12.

It's Mr. Cousineau. Please. Please, dear God.

It's not a story.

It's okay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

It's Sheryl.

It's so important to have a great relationship with BanShe!"

It's spelled R E E D. The show's called "Joplin."

It's the most powerful scene in the episode.

It's the whole home screen.

J O P L I N, and still had no matches.

Jeff I'm sorry!

Jeff Please... Please, forgive me!

Jermaine: Green screen is for auditions,

Jermaine: Oh, no worries, man.

Jesse...go ahead, do it. Be Jesse Jackson.

Jesus Christ, get a life.

Jesus Christ! What the fuck did you do that for?

Jesus Christ. Heh, well...

Jesus Christ. You dodged a bullet.

Jesus fucking Christ, what?

Jesus fucking Christ...

Jesus... You're my buddy. You're my friend.

Jim Moss: Mind if we go for a drive?

Jim Moss?

Jim, I...

Jim: (on phone) Mr. Berkman? It's Jim Moss.

Jim: Good. Look, I'm calling

Jim: How about now?

Jim: I need you to come now.

Jim: I'm gonna need you to come to my home.

Jim.

Joe Mantegna just invited you to his house,

Joe Mantegna: Gene! You made it!

Joe Mantegna.

Joe, I'm so sorry. I gotta go.

Joe, listen. I've had a very stressful day,

Joe, we came up together.

Joe: Well then.

Join us in our Virtual Kaboom Room.

Just a simple tonnage...

Just be yourself. You'll be fine. You'll be great.

Just be yourself. You're gonna be great.

Just because Tony Danza happens to be an Italian, doesn't mean

Just don't be too passionate, you know?

Just empty car parking lot. (laughs) Can you imagine?

Just go in. You have five minutes.

Just know that you can't.

Just take a picture. You'll send it to her

Just tell me how much and, uh, where I'm going.

Just tell them I was doing what I thought was best for my family.

Just tell us, Hank.

Just, like, a regular spaghetti.

Just... let's get in the car and go.

Katie Harris, who plays Chloe, is one of ours.

Katie I'm constantly in awe of her work ethic,

Ken Goulet.

Kenneth Goulet

Kenneth Goulet.

Kenneth Goulet. I have some very interesting information

Kills your daughter,

Know how I got this?

Krauss: I like this graphic here,

LA is us, Akhmal, and Yandar. That's four guys.

Las Aguilas.

Leave an abusive relationship in Joplin, Missouri.

Leave LA? I No, I I can't.

Leo!

Leo...

Let me give you an example of my favorite masks.

Let me just say I am so sorry.

Let me unlock first!

Let's get you inside.

Let's go.

Let's see what BanShe has to say. They have another project for you.

Like in perfectly worded arguments.

Like replace her dog with a slightly different dog, or,

Like the singer.

Like, a real show! Congrats!

Like, does red mean love and yellow mean happy?

Like, for instance, I could...

Like, he's one of these big pharma guys.

Like, I'm seeing shit that's not there.

Like, loudly stated...

Like, ran into him and (stammering) just froze, you know?

Like, uh, it could be about her longing, maybe.

Like, um, kind of a show. It's like coming of age,

Lindsay, and she stole my fucking show!

Lindsay: "Medusas" sent it to me. They're dropping you.

Listen to me, Barry. Please don't go in there.

Listen, ex I'm so sorry.

Listen, I I'm coming over, okay?

Listen, I'm gonna be straight with you. Um...

Location services? Always.

Look at a man when he talks to you!

Look at his jacket. It's leather and it's cool.

Look at me! Look at me!

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at this place. Shit everywhere!

Look, Chloe, you have so much light inside of you.

Look, I acknowledge it sucks to get yelled at,

Look, I believe,

Look, I I I'm sorry. I tried, and...

Look, I I, uh, I gotta call you back, alright?

Look, I know this is an international case,

Look, I never would have violated my restraining order

Look, I promise you...

Look, I swear

Look, I'm having dinner with some friends.

Look, I'm I'm... I'm in a bad spot.

Look, I'm putting together a dinner for some of the vets for my charity,

Look, I'm trying to fucking help you, man, alright?

Look, I've been under a lot of pressure lately,

Look, man, whatever it is you're selling, we don't want any.

Look, we've both done terrible things in our lives,

Look, what I'm saying to you is that your plan sucks.

Look. Look, dude, I'm trying to help you here,

Looking for blockers, still on his feet!

Looking for blockers, still on his feet!

Losing my mind. She, uh,

Love it. Yes!

Love my daughter?

Love you!

Made it a little more harsh. Let me know what you think.

Madness.

Mae Mr. Cousineau, thank you so much for coming in.

Make all your decisions for you?

Make me an appointment at the acupuncturist

Make up for it. You know?

Makeup So, do you have any kids?

Makeup Well, being a parent is for life.

Man, I wish he'd take me with him.

Massive rage issues.

Mátalo. Hey!

Match up with Hank's. Yes?

Maximum comfort. Lumbar support. You need to treat your back right.

May I help you?

Maybe a cross street, perhaps.

Maybe he could have killed those guys that took Janice.

Maybe I'm at the zoo with my new best friend!

Maybe take them to lunch first.

Maybe we can have the boys down at the paint shop

Maybe we start our own streaming service.

Maybe we throw a few "um's" in there?

Maybe we'll just mark a little space

Maybe?

Me and Mr. Cousineau are fine.

Me and some of the other guys escaped.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Might go over to the "Wheel of Fortune" building,

Mine passed away early

Minor setback.

Miss? Hi!

Missouri, and, um, ahem,

Mm hm. Any idea where we found it?

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Most of it I learned in the military.

Mr. Cousineau, what do you say?

Mr. Cousineau, you of all people should know what it's like

Mr. Cousineau! Guess what?

Mr. Cousineau.

Mr. Cousineau.

Mr. Cousineau. I'm the producer, Joel,

Mr. Manity.

Mr. Moss, he...

Mr. Moss.

Must be hard, uh, closing up this place.

Must be true love.

My acting class, dead.

My career is shit, Barry. You know that.

My daughter misses her husband.

My daughter, Anita, she likes you.

My incredible agent, um, Lindsay!

My investigation says

My lawyer to remove that restraining order.

My life is in danger.

My patience was here.

My restraining order against you, hotshot.

My shit's about to franchise. We could run this business together.

My show got canceled.

My teacher! Um, and mentor,

My whole life! My whole... fucking life!

My wife says I'm...

Natalie (whispers): Sally.

Natalie: (on video) I cubed your carrots for you.

Needs to be, like, complex and gray, you know?

Next to a detective's dead body.

Nguyen: You can question him if you want. I'm leaving.

Nick: We did make some changes to your room,

Ninety fucking eight!

No fucking way. Not today.

No matter how many people tell us it was Berkman,

No mental toughness.

No need to contact me anymore.

No need to live on the lam.

No one to tell you your worth.

No way. Are you kidding me?

No, and I don't No, and don't sleep over there

No, dude, I'm having...

No, I came on my own.

No, I did this. I did this.

No, I got this while I served in Afghanistan.

No, I'm just leaving. Literally the worst date.

No, it's all good.

No, it's, um that's a baking competition.

No, no, no, no, no. Clearly,

No, no, no! Please, don't leave me. I can't be alone.

No, no, no. That's just how these meetings go.

No, no, nothing like that.

No, not an agenda. Just, like,

No, she was good at her job.

No, that's where it starts though. Don't you understand?

No, the whole point is to isolate her

No, we have not.

No, you don't. I know you don't.

No, your dad was helping me with an audition,

No!

No! No, like a part on a TV show! "Laws of Humanity."

No? I mean, I don't understand why you're leaving me.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. (yells in Spanish)

No. I I think they'll see

No. It's actually a really important story to me.

No. Just send me your address. That's absolutely great for me.

No. No.

No. Not a carbonara. That's too fancy.

No. Our guy is highly trained. He's probably like ex military or...

No...

Nobody knows anything

Nobody stupid piece of shit!

Nobody's ever put a hand around your fucking neck!

Nobody's hurt, right? You all right?

NoHo Alright, I gotta run. See you on the flippy flops!

NoHo Hank Right. Duh.

NoHo Hank: Cristobal and I thrive

NoHo Hank: Cristobal Sifuentes?

NoHo I wouldn't be so quick to blame Bolivians.

NoHo is soft. Look at the way he dresses.

NoHo It's right over there.

NoHo Oh, they were scared. They were like,

NoHo Pick it up!

NoHo The cops bought it hook, line, and a sinker.

NoHo We pin everything on him because he is worthless to us.

Not cool what you did to Sally, you know?

Not funny. I don't know why they think it is.

Not only did I teach you to be a good actor,

Not some superficial bullshit

Not the best pickup line, I know, but hear me out.

Not this bullshit again.

Not to let that passion...

Not unless you count my parents.

Nothing bad. No, it's just...

Nothing to report. Oh, how was Kyle's game?

Now, Cristobal will be at Pilates at that time,

Now, despite the fact that the four letter word in question here

Now, do the scene.

Now, I believe she's got the code.

Now, I can tell...

Now, I want you to look at these photographs, please,

Now, I wish he was armed.

Now, it's here.

Now, justice...

Now, remember, when we come here, there was nothing, eh?

Now, seriously. Fuck off.

Now, yes,

Now!

Now! How do you feel?

Now. Now!

Of course, I know who you are.

Of course. Yes, I do.

Of just weirdly stunning Bolivian soldiers

Of women by a draconian patriarchy.

Off the top of my head, Barry.

Offering to break into your boss's house, comma,

Oh god. Diane's coming to look at cuts today.

Oh god... Shh...

Oh hey, so I know you don't want to celebrate,

Oh my god, I need a drink. Where is the bar in this place?

Oh my god, look, look.

Oh my god, so you did it.

Oh my God, that's heaven.

Oh my god! Oh, you look so cute!

Oh my god! Oh!

Oh my god! That's, like...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh my god. Are you okay?

Oh my god. Thank God you're okay.

Oh my god. Thanks. Look, can I at least

Oh my god...

Oh no...

Oh right. "Percy Jackson..."

Oh wait, shit. I need your face.

Oh yeah, thanks.

Oh, and can you cut up some carrots

Oh, and how. Peep this. Give me your phone.

Oh, and it's not just dessert. The same goes for

Oh, baby. Oh my god.

Oh, by the way, those cameras are off.

Oh, Dad, you like you got, like,

Oh, do you want some Vaseline for your teeth?

Oh, fuck off!

Oh, Gene Cousineau's a fucking asshole.

Oh, he loved Sharon and Theo. They were his whole world.

Oh, how come?

Oh, I have deodorant. I'll get it. I have the good kind.

Oh, I haven't I haven't been near my phone.

Oh, I hope so.

Oh, I want to activate the patsy.

Oh, I'm thinking of a different show.

Oh, it was amazing.

Oh, just let me go, Barry. I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Oh, man.

Oh, my buddy, where have you been? Oh, my buddy...

Oh, my son lost his job, and they have no money.

Oh, no. That's just one of the 30 that mauled me.

Oh, obviously, but I'm talking about...

Oh, she'd never know I was there.

Oh, shit. Fuck!

Oh, sucks you can't stay. Can't you move it?

Oh, thank you for saying that!

Oh, thank you. I mean, this is all so exciting!

Oh, that was amazing! Oh my god!

Oh, that's so sweet.

Oh, the algorithm takes

Oh, the love I had for that child.

Oh, there's a lot of ways. It's, you know...

Oh, um, do you think they're gonna ask about my childhood?

Oh, w what is that? Metal?

Oh, we should load up our phones with some audiobooks.

Oh, we're, we're good.

Oh, yeah, he sure is. (laughs)

Oh, yeah. No, I've seen him do that before.

Oh, yeah. No, that's okay. Um, I just, uh, I actually...

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Oh, you do?

Oh, you know, me and Don Felder...

Oh, you're good, are you?

Oh, you're good, huh? I see. You don't want justice.

Oh! Jesus Christ.

Oh.

Oh. Are you guys talking about Sally's boyfriend?

Oh. Kid's got intuition.

Oh. Um...

Oh...

Ohio State! Huh?

Okay, babe. I'll see you when you get here. I love you.

Okay, cool.

Okay, good. Good.

Okay, great. Thanks.

Okay, I have an idea.

Okay, I see you. You can see me?

Okay, I understand. So instead of... it's more...

Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Okay, look. You think Rumpelstiltskin over here

Okay, love you, Boo Bear. Wish me luck!

Okay, okay, okay...

Okay, remember. You walk up to him,

Okay, so excited to have you here. Massive fan.

Okay, so lunch today's at00...

Okay, so... Alright, so,

Okay, thank you. Give me one second

Okay, thank you. That's fine.

Okay, there he is.

Okay, try turning it off, see if that helps.

Okay, um, that was good. I'd like to try one more.

Okay, um...

Okay, um... It it's very complicated.

Okay, where do we find him?

Okay, yeah, he should be yelling the whole time.

Okay!

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? They're pros.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (sniffles)

Okay. Good evening.

Okay. Good luck.

Okay. I found you.

Okay. I won't tell him.

Okay. I'll see you later.

Okay. Is the Bluetooth on?

Okay. It looks like there's one right around the corner.

Okay. Okay, go.

Okay. Uh... Um...

Okay...

Okay...

On "Laws of Humanity" yesterday?

On "Laws of" fucking "Humanity"!

On Janice's soul,

On little moments like that.

On the device I'm trying to detonate.

On the wrongful death of your dear wife.

Once again, passengers Rodriguez and Savage,

One day,

One guy was super MAGA, trying to get me on anti CRT shit.

One of his classmates, Berkman. Barry Berkman...

One of the bodies we pulled out of the Northridge house explosion

One of the most rewarding experiences of my career.

One time I went to a 10 year reunion with guys I used to deal drugs with.

One.

Only to run the Chechen operation.

Ooh...

Ooh...

Opportunity...

Or fuckin' die.

Or LA again.

Or seek vengeance.

Or two.

Or were you too busy making a logo for something

Or, you know, like how she can't get close to people

Or... Or...

Other than that, very good. Let's go again.

Our first night,

Our story, and he was really moved.

Over the murder of his girlfriend.

Owes him 1,700 bucks for a hot tub!

Paramedic: White male, late 60s,

Parenthesis, yelling at you at work, comma,

Pays it Forward to America's Heroes."

Pendejo.

People change, man.

People have told me you're narcissistic,

People just don't talk like that, you know?

Petty, unhinged.

Phil As far as conferences go, it was boring.

Piano!

Plan A didn't work, so I'm gonna have to do plan B.

Please don't call me again, alright?

Please forgive me!

Please report to gate 19B?

Please report to gate 19B.

Please, call me Hugh.

Please, leave. I don't want to get a restraining order against you.

Please!

Please...

Please...

Plus, I know the next show you make's gonna be even better,

Police Officer 1: Freeze!

Police Officer 2: Drop the gun!

Produce, and star in "Joplin" for the glory.

Produce, and star in "Joplin" for the glory.

Producer: Hey, hey! There he is!

Pulling out that muck, and throwing it on the stage.

Put it down!

Putting our case together,

Quiet coffee alone won't even be possible

R E E D N E W S H O W J O P L I...

R right, I'll go up, I'll ask directions, and then I'll get outta there.

Ratso Rizzo.

Raven killed Detective Moss and shot up the monastery?

Really, this is our quality select. I probably shouldn't tell you this,

Redlands?

Remember that day in the woods?

Remember the guy that took me into the woods?

Remember when you told me you knew ways

Reporter So, rumor has it you're not actually from Joplin.

Reporter What is your secret?

Reporter You do not look old enough to have an abused daughter.

Reporter You look good. Who are you wearing?

Resentment, anger, distrust.

Respectfully,

Right here.

Right up there, that's where your brother wanted to put a hot tub.

Right? No? Am I crazy?

Right. Nice. Well done.

Right...

Right...

Run?

Ryan was murdered by Chechen gangsters.

S Sally! Sally!

Said it was a student in Gene Cousineau's class,

Said you were on hard times. I I'm sorry to hear that.

Sally I didn't write, direct,

Sally Reed: (on video) I brought you into the fold,

Sally Reed: I have a question.

Sally Reed! How ya doin', girl?

Sally Reed! How you doin', girl?

Sally Reed! Morgan Dawn Cherry.

Sally, action on rehearsal.

Sally, I understand if you do not want to talk to me again.

Sally: (on phone) What happens now?

Sally: (on video) ...to share your stories in the comments below.

Sally: (on video) And because of that, I've made a donation

Sally: (on video) And I promise, going forward,

Sally: (on video) And I'm sorry.

Sally: (on video) Entitled fucking cunt!

Sally: Right, but if she wants to get laid,

Sally: Ungrateful cunt!

Sally: Yeah...

Sally?

Sally?

Same man who shot at monastery

Saving their lives. This will stream into people's homes.

Saw some shit he shouldn't have.

Screamed at her in front of everyone,

See, I I can see that you're upset,

Seems like he might have been a ticking clock.

Self inflicted, possible DOA.

Self obsessed,

Semper fi, brother.

Send her a picture of herself sleeping.

Send her an angry letter or something? (sniffles)

Sent Barry out on a mission,

Seriously, where are you?

Shame Jonas Brothers. Haha, fresh.

She directed me in some productions.

She does "yeah". She does "no". And she'll do, like...

She does have a point, Mel.

She is a genius,

She just wants to get laid.

She loves to drink.

She said "Dronefuck Number Nine"?

She said, "Daddy, what you do is fucked up."

She so badly needed to hear this story,

She teaches art at a school my kids went to.

She tell you how big your cock is? Huh, Jeff?

She thinks this city

She wouldn't be here if you hadn't saved my life.

She's a real find.

She's still horny, so she sucks

Sheryl scripting. Thanks, Sheryl.

Shh.

Shit nuts, shit fuck, fuck fuck

Shit, I hope they don't ask about Sam, but, I mean,

Shit, that's embarrassing.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit...

Shit...

Shot out to movie theaters across...

Should be the next Spider Man?

Shouldn't I be trying to pitch my own show?

Shut up!

Sir, my, uh,

Sir, you're talking too loud. Shit, I'm sorry. Be quacky.

Sir?

Six zero. Kyle pitched seven innings.

Small gesture.

So be straight with me, okay? No, no, no. No, no.

So can we talk about this at home?

So do you.

So fuck BanShe.

So I go down to Bolivia and say, no more red flags, right?

So if we don't make a scene here,

So it's super nonviolent.

So now, I have to do something about it.

So now, my business is, like, completely burned down.

So please,

So right now, the show is more "yeah...".

So right now, the show, it's a little, I don't know, mm.

So riled up about Barry,

So she thinks she's shrinking. You know, basic stuff,

So she was really sheltered and she didn't see a television set

So that monologue that you gave me

So they're pulling your release date up.

So this, uh, NoHo Hank guy's lying his freakin' ass off.

So we are giving you a line.

So we got to the nursery in the middle of them getting payback.

So we're "touching" on a thing,

So we're looking for less... and more...

So what do you and your people call water?

So you have your own show?

So you stole my show.

So you'd break into her house?

So, after I got called "unforgivable"

So, are you ready?

So, Diane wants to get ahead of it,

So, from up here, you can see whole operation, eh?

So, he killed the farmers and took the land.

So, here's my card.

So, I ate his sandwiches in the trunk.

So, I gave you the easy work, like running LA,

So, I got out my laptop and typed out the entire title,

So, I would just do little things

So, I'm coming up with a voice for Fat Tony,

So, I'm responsible for who you are?

So, I'm so happy that you're here.

So, if there ever was a time you did wanna say something to me,

So, if you're not teaching anymore,

So, it's been decided that you are going to blow them all up

So, it's kinda more like... Pam!

So, let me get this straight.

So, let's do a test.

So, my family is safe?

So, naturally, there is...

So, the Bolam Deela granted the souls their wish

So, there's no need to apologize

So, uh, we gotta report that, right?

So, we send some units over there,

So, we'll do the premiere Thursday,

So, we'll head back to Bolivia?

So, what do you think?

So, where's this bomb?

So, you and Cristobal are an item now?

So, you are giving this job to a madman...

So, you have two choices.

So, you want me to mark the first or second take?

So, you're going to enjoy

So, you're gonna hold me hostage until you book me a part?

So, you're trying to be

So... (sighs) J j just...

Sock full of coins?

Some of it on a subreddit.

Some of the other guys said I had an aptitude for it,

Some uncertainty, if you will, for the offense.

Some war, and that it really messed him up. But,

Someone just told me that

Something... Something happen to you two?

Sometimes you have to abide by the signs God gives you.

Sorry for all the shit I put you through over the past weeks.

Special Agent Albert Nguyen.

Spend the weekend watching college football.

Sports Announcer: Gus is slipping and picked off!

Sports Announcer: They call the safeties on this team the cheetahs.

Stanley Kowalski. Stella!

Starting now.

Stay right here in Los Angeles.

Stop being so much fun!

Streaming is a no go.

Sucks that you had to see tha

Suegro...

Suegro...

Sure, you are. (laughs) Hey, is your brother,

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Okay. I can help you with that.

Sure. Why not?

Sweet.

T taste clusters?

Take it all.

Take sleeping pictures of her, etcetera.

Talk later. Or I'll see you tonight. Send me your address. Love you.

Talking to Sally Reed. You all set? Alright. Mm!

Tall.

Taste clusters exploding.

Te gusta eso?

Tell me right now!

Tell me, Barry!

Tell you the truth, I'm really happy here.

Th that you can be the version of yourself that you want to be.

Th this will bring us peace.

Thank God we were on that tour bus! You know, man,

Thank you for teaching me how to right my wrongs.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you, Katie. Working with you has truly been

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks for helping me figure that out.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'm really fucking nervous.

Thanks. Is it okay if I have one?

That actually wasn't in the email. Sally doesn't do...

That doesn't even exist?

That he gave us both parts.

That I have offended a few people...

That I hired smart people,

That I need to discuss with you.

That I'd love to talk to you about.

That is a great time for you to be making my snack.

That is just... That is so wonderful, Boo Bear. I mean,

That is super fucked up. You know?

That it auto completed the rest, and I found the show, so...

That man only wants revenge. You cannot talk to him.

That man, Mr. Cousineau...

That man.

That maybe it could be... more of a conversation.

That means it was NoHo Hank who planted that bomb.

That pin...

That she's in a healthy relationship now.

That the guy that brought the loaded gun

That took you out to see Janice's body?

That was great.

That was just really bad. That was really bad. And...

That was wrong, and I apologize.

That we would be getting in a limo on our way

That would've saved your wife's life.

That you could be right for. On the show "Laws Of Humanity,"

That you've been disloyal to my daughter.

That's a show about abuse?

That's exactly why I wanna kill him.

That's funny.

That's him. 100%.

That's his address.

That's incredible shit. Sorry, I gotta...

That's like a huge fucking show!

That's not how it works.

That's not in him. I mean, you know he was in war,

That's not supposed to be funny.

That's not the way it works.

That's right on brand for you, Gene.

That's still attainable.

That's what I thought you were doing,

That's what we were going for.

That's where he lives.

That's where they do the Jimmy Kimmel.

That's why she keeps him around.

That's why you're staying in it, for the apology.

The audience will watch kids...

The best thing for you is to stay the hell away from me.

The Bolam Deela,

The broker in Santa Fe said the place

The cavalry is here.

The cops aren't doing anything, Mom.

The country.

The daughter. Yeah. She was excellent.

The dinosaurs will escape.

The director.

The embargo's been lifted. Let me see that.

The greatest night of my life.

The guy was so moved by what you did as a teacher,

The key to stage acting is doing,

The love of my life, dead.

The man of the hour.

The man who, uh,

The monastery?

The name is not just random is what I'm saying.

The next day with something scary written underneath.

The one play on the ball...

The only reason I came over here was to say...

The other day at the office,

The other day in the writer's room, he, like,

The panthers, so full of fury and rage,

The police said that

The positive side. Yeah.

The Raven lives in the shadows, my friends.

The real you.

The right taste clusters.

The show that replaced Joplin on the homepage?

The showrunner told me he had no idea you were that good.

The sooner we can wipe out these Russian farmers,

The sooner we establish our business.

The Vengeance Army panther thing.

The villain of the show

The way you photographed Gene, you made him so,

The way you yelled at me

The what?

The what?

The whole thing's just really unfortunate, you know?

Their words, not mine.

Then fuckin' earn it!

Then maybe my life might... matter.

Then they were having a meeting.

Then why does she bite his dick off?

Theo is so excited to see you.

There are about four men.

There is no excuses for that, B, period, S,

There's a great role, Mr. Millaway.

There's a Starbucks right over that hill.

There's a whole history we don't need to get into. I...

There's lots of ins and outs to it, but thank you.

There's no forgiving Jeff!

There's really nothing we can do about that.

These are officers Tereno and Hale.

These are the Colemans from the Pasadena Playhouse.

These pieces of shit

These smell so good.

These two cases are linked.

They are roles that you're gonna play in this class,

They converted to offensive players.

They don't feel like someone who talks like this

They drugs.

They have no Crunchies, so I hope you like.

They let me keep my beard.

They loved you. They want to bring you back.

They need their daddy.

They need to come here, look you in the eye,

They pulled me out of class and made me an instructor.

They run all over the place. They're interchangeable.

They set him up, and I can give you the guy

They took me. I'm calling from trunk of car.

They want their heroin back.

They want to know about you and Cristobal.

They went to the bottom of the ocean,

They went with Adam DeVine and Josh Gad.

They were crying at the screening.

They...

They'll fly back and play safety that provides some...

They'll fly up in the box, they'll play as linebackers,

They're adults,

They're always telling me like, "Dude,

They're fun, no?

They're living with me at the moment.

They're on the run.

They're ready to go.

This Airbnb is fantastic.

This amazing meal.

This class is not about entrances and exits.

This dude lied to you,

This is from the "New York Times."

This is great.

This is honest, okay? This is the honest fucking truth.

This is insane!

This is Jim Moss. My daughter was Detective Janice Moss.

This is live theater at the movies.

This is my first interrogation,

This is the industry wide amnesia

This is the Raven,

This is water under the bridge. Whatever you've done,

This is what I'm about.

This is whole operation? This?

This looks nice, and it's 40 percent off. Anyway, I think I'll quit acting.

This morning.

This new project we have, it's called the New Medusas,

This one is for all the marbles.

This one...

This probably won't help anything,

This Raven guy clearly knew Cousineau

This relationship isn't good for me.

This show deals with abuse and is so personal.

This thing has 14 cup holders.

This time of year, in my home?

This trailer is nice.

This was my story! (gasps) My story!

This way, my girls! Yeah, let's go.

This woman was crying so hard, I couldn't believe it.

Those are massive red flags, bro.

Three minutes. Guess I was right.

To apologize? What kind of law practice is this?

To be accused of a crime you didn't commit.

To BeatBackBullying.org...

To break into Diane's house

To bring you these heroin plants,

To get proof.

To give him information about who killed his daughter.

To go on to great careers.

To have not only such a great part,

To hit the Chechens during regular business hours.

To hurt your relationship with Mr. Cousineau.

To know that she wasn't alone.

To new beginnings.

To Sally? No, no, no, no, no, no.

To see what's important in this world.

To see you put yourself out there

To switch out those students.

To that sad old man character.

Told them we needed more men.

Tom Posorro: Lantern jawed?

Tom, I'm leaving town.

Tom, this is not a good time.

Tom: Absolutely marvelous.

Too bad what happened to him. (clicks tongue)

Took you 20 minutes to get here.

Took you out to Janice's body contacted me.

Touché.

Trust me.

Try not to frame me on the way out.

Try starting earlier on entrances and exits.

Trying to put it behind me.

Turn the Wi Fi off?

Turned him into some devil. I...

Turning Wi Fi off...

Turns out, I'm a natural

Two different guys at once,

Two number threes with Diet Cokes?

Two of them, he's taken back for touchdowns

Two short guys. Never, ever, ever going to work.

Ugh, I'm sorry I missed it.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh, Allison Jones' office, please.

Uh, did Elena send you?

Uh, give it to Gabby at the bar

Uh, his name is Gene Cousineau. He's been around

Uh, I texted you a lot earlier.

Uh, I was wondering if you could, um,

Uh, I'm sorry. Um...

Uh, if if...

Uh, no.

Uh, no. I had a line on some work,

Uh, no. No, I I'm not.

Uh, no. No, my my schedule is just packed.

Uh, now in the spirit of that comment,

Uh, there's that...

Uh, this guy?

Uh, we have to finish the last "Percy Jackson."

Uh, we were shooting at empty tents.

Uh, when will I know if I got it?

Uh, work's tomorrow, so soon.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yeah. My app isn't, uh, syncing with the Bluetooth

Uh, you said something about the police?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Wait, are you okay?

Um,

Um, "I didn't write, direct, produce,

Um, and, um...

Um, B Barry is a violent guy, and...

Um, but I I made something for you that...

Um, listen.

Um, Mr. Gene M. Cousineau,

Um, my, my, my, my, um...

Um, New York by way of Minnesota.

Um, right. Well, the... snakes on her head felt real.

Um, she she has been just a true

Um, well, I wash my face, and I try to get 9 hours.

Um, well, uh...

Um, what you did for this vet

Um, who else?

Um, y you're not at home playing video games.

Um, you know, they say not to eat before these things, and now

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Hey. Well, thanks for the, uh, wine.

Um... Sorry. Yeah. You need to get out of this.

Um... uh... uh...

Unlocking all the weird shit that motivates them.

Until I knew I loved him.

Until one day, a creature,

Until she was, like, 14 years old.

Until we had Ryan.

Vengeance, huh? Hey, wait!

Very personally.

Volatile, toxic, abusive, malignant.

W So, he's talking to the police now?

W w what is all this? What hap What's going on here?

Wack as hell, weak sauce,

Wade just wants to do a quick run through of the Sally/Sam fight.

Wait a minute, somebody called me a fuck fuck?

Wait, are you serious? I had a bad day.

Wait, I thought it was just one guy, this Fernando.

Wait, like, are you breaking up with me?

Wait, what?

Wait. That's you guys?

Wandered his land in purgatory.

Wanna run lines? Yeah? Alright.

Want to see the inside?

Was basically a computer geek,

Was convinced it was Barry,

Was Fernando Sagredo, the head of the Bolivians.

Was inspiring,

Was sullied by the LAPD,

Was the "Ghosts of Mississippi" audition.

Was traditionally used as a form of kinship between women

Was with Mr. Cousineau when you found the body.

Water.

We always knew this was going to happen.

We are canceling the show.

We are not saying the same thing!

We are not saying the same thing!

We both had buddies killed.

We bring them back here, we step on their necks,

We can get past this.

We can get right past this. Barry, it's me.

We can't be doing that. You got You can't do it

We can't give up on Joplin. Maybe we try another streaming service?

We could put, uh, put an aerial on the roof.

We do We should talk about it right now

We do.

We don't hear from you in two hours,

We flew.

We found your tooth at Goran Pazar's murder scene.

We gave LA a shot, didn't work out.

We give them Fuches?

We going to have talk about your future.

We got a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes,

We got to get Gordon's shoes on.

We gotta go! Got big plans!

We gotta leave. We're leaving Dodge.

We have been trying to identify him.

We haven't seen him since he did that charity drive for Chris.

We just got hit by Bolivians.

We killed it!

We know it was this guy.

We know you work for the Chechen mob.

We liked you. Jay liked you.

We make a call to Chechnya.

We round up these fuckin' assholes,

We talked about Edwards, this is his fifth of his career.

We think the cases are linked.

We trained with the same people,

We turned it into an audition room! (laughs)

We use this to blow up Cristobal's house.

We want Fernando dead,

We we have a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes.

We were all just a little confused though. I mean,

We were hit. We were hit!

We were in productions together.

We were waiting to put surveillance on them first

We will take them out. Blood for blood.

We would like you to do "Our Town."

We'd all be dead men.

We'd like to speak to NoHo Hank.

We'll cut our losses and head back home.

We'll see how it goes. Come here.

We'll see how you do.

We're going to find him, and we're going to take him out.

We're going to, uh...

We're gonna do Annie's play.

We're heading back to Bolivia."

We're heading back to the nursery!

We're saying the same thing.

We're talking about me here. That could take years.

We've been spending the last six months

Welcome aboard, Tuff Turf!

Well he had her pinned up against the wall,

Well, are you, uh...

Well, at least he'd be dead.

Well, he doesn't work here, so we can't report it to HR.

Well, he wanted payback, but he took it out on the wrong guy.

Well, hey, we'll be watching.

Well, I appreciate it, Gene. So, to new

Well, I could possibly be of help to you.

Well, I had to explain why I was leaving a brunch.

Well, I must say, that's, uh,

Well, is matter of perspective.

Well, it'll be starring you, of course,

Well, it's a lot less freezing on set.

Well, just keep up all the good work.

Well, now we have no choice but to do suicide mission.

Well, SEAL Team Six only has six guys,

Well, she didn't seem thrilled, like, at all.

Well, she's one to talk.

Well, shit.

Well, sometimes you need a gun held to your head

Well, that, uh...

Well, the algorithm felt it wasn't hitting

Well, there are some things that have come up

Well, they do hand them out at banks back home.

Well, they're mother and daughter...

Well, this fella's in LA right now, working as an actor.

Well, wait, aren't you the boss? Can't you override that?

Well, we found that one in the trunk of a car

Well, we heard that you were there.

Well, we were going to have you shoot them,

Well, you saying sorry doesn't bring my career back.

Well, you're welcome to ride with me and Barry, if you want.

Well...

Well...

Went sideways, and, well, Chris...

Wh For your controller? No, no, I I got you a new one.

What am I supposed to do? Wait for the perfect person?

What are you What are you doing here?

What are you doin', Berkman?

What are you saying? I don't know what you're saying.

What can I do?

What did Fuches say to him?

What did the rest of his guys say?

What did you put in the sauce?

What do we need to do to get it back on the homepage?

What do you mean we just got hit by Bolivians?

What do you think he's saying?

What does this have to do with monastery?

What I did was terrible,

What I did was terrible,

What I'm saying is...

What if Rumperstiltskin over here is a badass?

What is he doing?

What is it?

What kind of dick says no to a hot tub right there?

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck did you do, man? Shit. I can't...

What the fuck is going on? Who's Fernando?

What the fuck is the matter with you?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?! Did you just poke me in the eye?

What the fuck. What the fuck did you

What the?

What was his name?

What was your name again?

What would I do if something happened to him?

What, because I missed the premiere?

What, do you have a gun on you?

What, I can't have a bad day?

What, no eyelids? Just shoot him?

What, were you gonna, like,

What, you're gonna go in there and shoot him?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Why?

What...

What's "Beg Nets" by Mitch?

What's going on here? And then I left the bathroom.

What's it called?

What's it like being a part of that?

What's that?

What's your username?

What's...

When Allison didn't cast him on "Family Ties,"

When Barry was avenging you?

When he's not even thinking of you.

When I do, I can't sleep.

When I first met you, that was fuckin' true?

When I met Mr. Cousineau...

When they come in. Then, we will release you.

When we here in the house,

When we were doing mirror exercises

When your boss invites you to the premiere with her,

When's your audition?

Where are we?

Where are you?

Where Chloe Grace Moretz gets hers done,

Where do I sleep?

Where they drifted in the cold, dark depths for eternity.

Where to find him?

Where'd you get that?

Whereas when you're on camera, you really just want to be.

Which can sometimes bite you in the ass.

Which is important.

Which is the same as running Disneyland.

Which is why I tried to get him on my show.

Which it will. But, it has to.

Which was bust.

While I pull up your account.

Who also needs to hear it, then I have done my job as a...

Who am I wearing? Oh, Shoshanna. It's Shoshanna.

Who are just trying to get by.

Who came from Joplin, Missouri.

Who came from Joplin, Missouri."

Who came from Joplin...

Who do we talk to about this?

Who escapes an abusive relationship

Who killed most of our men at the monastery?

Who killed your dear, sweet detective.

Who knows where he is?

Who was that guy that took me into the woods?

Who, he taught me to be fearless, and, um,

Who's also wait for it,

Who's your agent?

Whoa!

Whoever killed his daddy was gonna get him.

Whoever's on the, uh, taxi,

Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?

Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?

Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?!

Why Chloe decides to leave Zach.

Why Chris?

Why Chris?!

Why did you even bother

Why the fuck is Fernando trying to kill us?

Why the fuck is nobody noticing you?

Why would he take himself out knowing that something like that

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? Because you have

Why? Why is it you have to leave LA?

Why? You gonna come find me?

Why'd you go see Jim Moss?

Win some, lose some.

With being given a second chance.

With Gene Cousineau about my daughter's death.

With us?

Within the first two minutes of the episode,

Working this territory, a...

Would come in here and kill all of us.

Would even have PTSD?

Would fuck them up for life? Yeah.

Would you like to receive

Would you mind helping me?

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Thank you for that.

Writer's room? Isn't that kind of a demotion?

Writing? Oh! It's easy.

Y you know, he made some valid points, so, uh,

Yandar (muffled): Hank!

Yandar: Hank...

Yandar: Look! I I am still handcuffed!

Yandar: No, no, no. Please.

Yandar: When I get loose,

Yandar! Akhmal! Say hello to elders from Grozny.

Yeah, absolutely. Eat as many as you like.

Yeah, and maybe that little girl's name is Abigail,

Yeah, and then she went and did her homicide thing.

Yeah, and, um, you know, he's still pretty fucked up,

Yeah, Dad, just give us a second.

Yeah, doctors are being cagey. Not a lot of eye contact.

Yeah, I am the boss, which is why I need to trust

Yeah, I got Cousineau a part, too!

Yeah, I just...

Yeah, I think we'll take the Glock.

Yeah, is he one of the new Avengers?

Yeah, it it's really cool.

Yeah, it... Well, it made me feel very close to him.

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah, no. Um, it's I, um, I...

Yeah, see, we were on a patrol,

Yeah, so if it's a hit, they can catch it and take credit.

Yeah, they said some pharma guys actually have a beard like this.

Yeah, um, no, th that's okay. Yeah.

Yeah, we cleared Barry.

Yeah, we cleared him.

Yeah, we gotta change that.

Yeah, well now, I'm making it up to him. By acting.

Yeah, whoever came up with that is a clown.

Yeah, you know, I've been doing this for 30 years,

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And, um, maybe Abigail lived on a farm,

Yeah. Got shot down. Captured.

Yeah. He's dead.

Yeah. Hey, listen. I, um...

Yeah. I have a son who's 30, and a...

Yeah. I mean, it's, it's really amazing, honestly.

Yeah. It sounded like a game changer to me,

Yeah. Monastery shooting.

Yeah. No, I am sorry to hear that.

Yeah. Rob Reiner, 1994.

Yeah. That was really scary.

Yeah. That'd be great. When?

Yeah. Um,

Yeah. Um...

Yeah. Um...

Yeah. Well, we're about to roll, so I gotta...

Yep. Haven't seen him since he stormed outta here

Yes, but ...

Yes, I've got some other projects

Yes, it is important for you

Yes, it is.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Um...

Yes. What? You jealous?

Yes. Yes, they do deal drugs. Um...

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You always wanted to be head of the family one day.

You are an angel!

You are good at your job.

You are nothing without me! You are nothing!

You ask for directions, and then you turn and walk away.

You better be ready 'cause the curtain is up,

You called me for information regarding her murder.

You can call me Big Cat.

You can forgive the man and go to Heaven

You can't call me names in my café.

You can't go. No, no, no, no.

You cast him on your show.

You convinced your interrogator to kill himself?

You could bring it to more of a "yeah!".

You decided to stay home. Why was that?

You destroyed that guy's life!

You did a horrible thing.

You didn't have this made at Knott's Berry Farm to fuck with me, did ya?

You didn't return any calls, and we left messages.

You don't care about "Joplin."

You don't care about me.

You don't even have a fucking daughter!

You don't know what this man is capable of.

You don't know what's coming down the pike. She's incredible.

You don't stand a chance. You need to run.

You don't talk to him! No one talks to him!

You don't wanna be the real you in the wrong way.

You don't want your brothers to have a little

You don't. Vengeance is like

You entitled cunt!

You entitled fucking cunt!

You entitled fucking cunt!

You ever wonder why Chris, who never saw combat,

You frame me using pin

You fuck my business.

You get ready.

You gotta make yourself the perfect person.

You gotta tell me right now, Barry.

You have massive,

You have nothing to say about anything.

You have some buddies.

You have that part, the sad old man whose wife dies,

You have to envision your future, yeah?

You have to. That's the only way it's ever going to happen.

You have too many dogs.

You have your story straight?

You haven't placed a bug in there yet?

You haven't seen these dudes in five years?

You hear me?

You just care about your commission. "Oh! Oh!

You keep who you are a secret

You kind of have, like, a not present Joaquin Phoenix thing.

You know Barry still participates in those...

You know each other?

You know how big that show is? It's huge!

You know this how?

You know what I mean.

You know what, it's beautifully written.

You know what? Doesn't fuckin' matter.

You know what? Never mind. I made a mistake. Sorry I bothered you.

You know you're only 20 miles outside of L.A.

You know, and she's no saint either, okay?

You know, at "Murder, She Wrote," I...

You know, change the furniture in her house

You know, does that track for you?

You know, for instance, I got this super touchy cousin.

You know, he told us that he killed a few people in...

You know, I just thought, like, if I could tell this story,

You know, I really wish you would trust one of my guys

You know, I've been your agent for 30 years,

You know, if you believe your best review,

You know, it's more about being.

You know, just as a way of being like, hey,

You know, like I I basic I went like this. I was like,

You know, maybe if "Pam!" hadn't stolen your thunder...

You know, people hiring me off of Craigslist, things like that,

You know, something creative.

You know, that was good. I don't think there's any need

You know, the one who says...

You know, those Russians, but...

You know, you just, um...

You know, you should really Wikipedia "raven."

You know, you're like a... you're like kind of a dude.

You know? Because it takes a certain type of person...

You know? I'm, like, legit nervous.

You know? Just...

You know. Basically, just plant a seed,

You learn some things.

You love my daughter?

You love my daughter.

You love... my daughter.

You make me want to be a better actor.

You must be, uh, Traci, right?

You need the Detonate app.

You need to get out of this. I think I'll...

You need to get the fuck outta here.

You need to tell me, Barry!

You never have to see me again.

You raided the nursery and brought these guys in, right?

You read for "Swim Instructors," you were really good.

You said everything we've been thinking,

You said something there.

You said you would do it when it was Diane. Why is this any different?

You say this happened to a friend of yours?

You seriously want me to interpret the scene for you?

You served with a guy named Chris?

You shoot up monastery.

You should at least hear them out. Did you get the dipping sauce?

You should join us. This Friday, my house...

You still invite me

You support and sustain me,

You take me to your lover, NoHo Hank,

You tell me what you know. You cooperate.

You threw hot tea in my face because your omelet had chives.

You told him I killed Janice,

You totally could've been a Marine."

You understand what this means?

You wanna meet us at the park?

You want a phonebook to hit him with?

You want the relationship with BanShe, not me.

You want the usual?

You want to activate the patsy?

You want to stop me going after Cristobal.

You went in to get me a part, and you got yourself a part?

You were furious that I left you,

You work for me!

You working with the students. Like you did with that vet, Sean.

You'd feel different.

You'll break in while she's sleeping. First,

You'll die.

You'll make the screening, though, right?

You'll see the name works on, like, three different levels.

You're a bad actor, Mr. Cousineau.

You're a lawyer.

You're a talent.

You're Albert.

You're doing me such a solid, you have no idea.

You're forgetting the part where you ruined my career.

You're going to have to kill me.

You're gonna be a mask collector, too, God willing.

You're gonna go home. You were never here.

You're in front of his fucking house! Are you nuts?

You're just a really amazing person,

You're just saying that so you don't have to feel bad anymore.

You're just trying to save yourself.

You're mad? You're mad.

You're Monroe Fuches.

You're my buddy, you're my friend.

You're my buddy. You're my friend.

You're my buddy. You're my friend.

You're my buddy. You're my friend. You're my buddy 'til the end.

You're my buddy... Shit. Damn it.

You're never going to move past that!

You're not a blimp on his radar, okay?

You're not even on his mind anymore.

You're not listening to me, Hank.

You're not listening. You get to direct all of these shows

You're one of the good guys, Barry.

You're right.

You're saying this...

You're saying to your laptop or mobile device,

You're so pretty.

You're Thweetie?

You're tied up in some bad business.

You're welcome.

You're working with me. I under...

You've been a true fierce advocate of my work.

You've got to embrace your embarrassment.

You've gotta believe your worst.

You've never struggled a day in your whole fucking life!

Your little boyfriend Barry killed all my buddies.

Your password is "SuddenlySeymour1985,"

Your son wanted to be an actor, right?

Zip.

00. Different office.

Here's Taylor from "Screen Nerd." There she is,

Hey! Here's Madeleine from "E! News."

Huh. Going on a bell!

Okay. Well... Well?

Quiet! Wardrobe How about this?

Yeah. Okay.

...and pack up your stuff and move out. No. No, no, no. No. Hey.

...just do it. No, no, I

...so, so yes. Oh. Right...

...this is how you fucking betray me? I cubed your carrots for you.

...we can talk strategy. I gotta go pick up some spaghetti.

'cause that's just kinda my space. You know what? Actually,

"The Man Show" does not age well. Ah!

(all agreeing) Alright, roll and music!

(animal chomping) (laughter continues)

(banging, crumbling) (Hank straining)

(bangs whiteboard) Everybody read the outline on 106?

(bike roaring) This guy, Barry,

(blows) Yep. Okay.

(bones crunching) (shrieking)

(bullet casings clatter) (animal groans)

(car doors opening) Andrei: Who these guys?

(car doors shut) (car engines start)

(cars drive away) (siren chirps)

(click, buzzer sounds) (elevator stops)

(continues screaming) Officer: Fall back! Fall back!

(crowd cheering on radio) (indistinct sports announcer)

(crumbling) Guard: (laughing) Whoa!

(crunching continues) (wailing)

(crying) Look up, Barry.

(crying) Why?

(crying) You need to tell me!

(dirt bikes roaring) Fuches: Hi there!

(door unlocks, creaks) (panting)

(echoing thud) (metallic ring)

(electricity zapping) (gagging)

(Elena shouting in Spanish) (clapping)

(ferocious animal roars) (loud bang, wall crumbling)

(gasping) I did this.

(gasping) Look at me.

(gasping) What the fuck did you put in my eye?

(gasps) (machines beeping)

(groaning stops) (car departs)

(grunting) (yelping)

(guard speaking Spanish) (footsteps)

(gunfire continues) (all shouting)

(gunfire continues) (sirens wailing)

(gunfire) (soldiers shouting)

(gunshot) Ah! Fuck you!

(heavy breathing) (Barry sobbing)

(heavy breathing) (birds chirping)

(hyperventilating) (bones crunching)

(hyperventilating) (wounded groaning, thud)

(insects chirping) (phone buzzing)

(keys jingling) Barry: Shit.

(Kyle groaning) Julie: Kyle... No...

(laughs) And I took your success

(laughs) Andrei (on phone): Where is everybody?

(laughter) Natalie: And I'm gonna be like

(loud explosion) Oh!

(loud roar) (hysterical laughter)

(men screaming) (slicing, roaring)

(metal rattling) Yandar: No! Please! No!

(music continues) Quieres más?

(music stops) (cheering)

(normal): Mark take two. Mark take two. Okay.

(opens soda can) ...switch you saw go off

(organ playing) (choir singing)

(organ stops) (singing stops)

(panting) Okay. Okay. Okay.

(panting) Oh my god... What...

(party chatter) Bob Jacobson: That was perfect, Gene.

(phone buzzing) Um...

(plays piano) (singing in Spanish)

(quiet snarl) Akhmal: Fuck you...

(rapid gunfire) (screaming)

(roaring) (guards laughing)

(roaring) (Hank crying)

(roaring) (Hank screaming)

(rumbling grows louder) (overlapping voices)

(Sally screaming) Sally! Sally!

(Sally sobbing) Sally.

(screaming continues) (roaring continues)

(shouting in Spanish) (unlocking door)

(sighs) What now? Lindsay: I just sent it to you.

(sirens wailing) Batir?

(slides chair, sits down) (Gene gasps)

(sniffles) You worked so hard on that.

(sobbing) (chair creaks)

(sobbing) (panting)

(sobbing) Barry, listen to me. Calm down.

(thud) (rattling)

(traffic noise) (street chatter)

(two gunshots) (sour piano notes)

(wailing) ...and you're not evil.

(whimpering) (loud roar)

(whiny): I want a lollipop! I want it to be purple! (laughter)

(wind blowing) (gunfire slowly fades out)

(yelling in Spanish) (clapping)

(zapping) (gagging)

a warts and all depiction of self love." Sally...

about how it might be perceived. Right.

after all this. After what?

after he was done digging the hole. I changed my mind.

Agreed. Mm...

Akhmal, I told you, I'm taking personal day. Akhmal: Hank.

All right. No, telling you, dude. Dip that toe.

Alright, everyone, quiet on rehearsal! Hey, took your notes,

Alright, let's set this up. Cast can rest. Where's my script?

Alright, make sure you dry that all the way off, alright? Okay.

Also, I know you're on a farm or something

and has a daughter. Wait, look at the glass!

and have him make you a drink while you're there. I will.

and I I'm really sorry. Oh, it's okay.

And I'll be there. NoHo Barry, you are a real one, okay?

And I'm gonna do it. No, I I can do it, Mom

and not the fangs girl because I did not like her. Okay.

and rad and beautiful, bro." Oh my god.

and scare her? Yeah.

And she knew it was you. Hey, we don't need to rehash all this.

and star in 'Joplin' for the glory." Mm hmm.

And that is where I'm going right now. Great!

and this is our showrunner, Brian. Hey.

and watch us shoot. Oh...

and you were raised there. Mm hmm, that's right.

Apaga la luce.

Are they ready for the Chloe scene? Yeah, she's on set.

Are you crying? No.

Are you happy? Yeah. I gotta go.

Are you selling limonada? Yeah.

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. That's the man,

Ask him. I'm asking you.

Assistant Director: And cut. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Assistant Director: Resetting! No slouching, class.

at everything goat. NoHo Okay...

Awesome. Anyone else?

Babe! I'm going to make some tea. Shit.

Barry Berkman? Nguyen: Yeah.

Barry did this. Barry did this. (gasps)

Barry did this. Say it again. Barry did this?

Barry? Hey!

Barry? Hm?

Barry? Yeah.

Barry? Yes.

Barry. Sally?

Barry. Teaching him all about acting.

Barry... I need you to do this for me now!

Batir? Don't shoot!

Be right back!

because it is tomorrow. But she needs to get spaghetti.

because that's where all of... And don't sleep over there either

Been a long time. (sighs)

Bingo.

Brawny. Gallant. Robust. Nope.

Bruce Willis in "Armageddon"? I don't wanna do this. This is crazy.

Bullshit. Try me.

but Them?

But he he's alright. Oh my god. Oh my god!

but I didn't know where else to go, man. No, no, no.

But not for any of that stuff. (ding)

but the S's are all dollar signs. Thanks.

but we hashed it out, like adults.

but, I mean, come on Sally, you're dating a violent guy.

by the Raven. I'm gonna take you to your desk and get you briefed.

Call the police. W what do you mean?

Cállate, coño! Oh!

Can I bring something? No, no.

Can I go shoot hoops at Victor's? Sure, honey.

Can we meet? Absolutely.

Can you handle more amazing news? How did you get into my house?

Can't we draw straws? Who are you?

Ciao, babies. Wait, what?

Come on!

Como que no one?

Could I have my change, please?

Crew...settle!

Do you know where she lives? I don't know. (sniffles)

Do you love Barry Berkman? No.

Do you love Barry Berkman?! No, I don't.

Don't fucking laugh at me!

Drink with me. Come on.

Drop it now! Berkman, drop the fucking gun!

Drop the fucking gun! Drop the gun! Now!

Drop the gun! Drop the fucking gun! Put it down!

eat the sandwich before we take off? We gotta go.

Elena? Who's Elena? Akhmal: You must run.

Embarrassed. She's right. Okay.

Enough! Enough! (Barry screams)

Everyone is safe in hiding places.

Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you. You were wonderful. Hi... Such good work.

Excuse me! Do you speak English? (clapping stops)

First thing tomorrow. Okay, looks good!

Fuck you. No.

Fuck.

Gene Cousineau: Got a laugh on the taxi. Yeah, I saw that.

Gene: Wow, really? Bob: Yeah, it was unbelievable.

Gene. Oh! You wrote a play?

get my acting teacher some work. Mm hmm.

Get outta here. Get outta here. No. No, no, no, please.

Get the fuck out! Okay. Jesus Christ...

Get the fuck outta here. Get outta here. Don't go in there.

Go inside. What, so you'll just meet us there then?

Good bye. Great.

Good luck, Akhmal. What? What the fuck does it have to be me?!

Great, great. On go. Three, two, one, go.

Great. But, uh, don't talk in meetings.

Great. Oh, thank you so much. How are you feeling tonight?

Gustavo, piano! (music stops)

Guys, I'm good. I don't need touches.

Hand off! What?

Hank, there is a daydream. It's not daydream.

Hank! What?

Hank. The cops are outside.

Hank... After you pay your debts.

He cares about me. He's manipulating her!

He did the Wonder Man films. You can't break into my house.

He is our patsy. And they bought the name?

He told you. Nah. Got my ways of finding out.

He was in a mood. I just, um...

He's actually kinda like a An uncle?

he's hooked up with the mob. This is way worse than Tony Danza.

He's not a shitshow. Yeah, I know. Look,

Heaven, Barry.

Hello? Hey hey.

Hello? Jim Moss: (on phone) Gene. How we doing?

Hello? NoHo Hank Fuches!

Her name was Janice! I know.

Her name, Gene, was Janice. I know.

Here she is. Makeup on standby.

Here's Mike from "Access Hollywood."

Here's your burgers. Yeah. Please let me ride up front with you.

Here's your drink. Here's your change. Okay.

Hey, can I give you a word of advice? Mm.

Hey, Cristobal!

Hey, Lindsay. Lindsay (on phone): We have a problem.

Hey, man. Fuck!

Hey, Sally.

Hey! Beignets by Mitch. Oh my God!

Hey! I'm actin' here! (laughter)

Hey. There they are.

Hey. What's up? Hey. That was Casey over at Diane's office.

Hi, hi, um, how about this one? Ah! Still blue though!

Hi. Hi! Um, what do you think

His eyelids? I wanna watch him suffer. Come on!

Holy shit! Jimmy Kimmel! Where?

How are you? Good.

How did it go? Um...

How do I look? Beautiful.

How long did it take him? How long did what take him?

How the fuck do you do that!?! Why do you care?

How the fuck is he a showrunner? He's been around for forever.

How was Pilates? Good.

How? I told Ben, the casting guy,

How's your son? He's good.

Huh.

Huh. We might have something for you, actually,

I can't leave LA. Okay.

I did. Oh, I know I did.

I didn't (grunts) Shots fired!

I do CrossFit with a lot of Marines. Oh, that's cool.

I don't care! Well, you obviously fuckin' care. You called me.

I don't know, but... Sally!

I don't know. I just...

I don't look stressed out? No, no, no. You look beautiful.

I don't remember that. Yes, you do.

I don't see these guys like that. You don't know.

I don't wanna hear it. Critics don't matter. Sally...

I gave you for being great dude. Fuck.

I got a part!

I gotta call you back. (beep)

I have to post an apology. Lindsay: No, you don't!

I heard about that. Yeah, we were there.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Mm hmm.

I love you, too, Grandpa. Yeah.

I mean Fernando is the head of our family, Hank.

I mean, that is a drive. Say I live in the Redlands.

I never thought about it that way. I know.

I promise, Mom.

I saw that article about you. Yeah. That was...

I think he was a writer on "Everybody Loves Raymond." (laughter)

I think I aced it. I told you. I told you, Hank.

I think so. Yeah. What do we do? Shoot him?

I thought you said you wanted to watch him suffer. I know,

I want you to Barry, here's your tea.

I want you to stay away from my family!

I was a fighter pilot. No shit.

I would really appreciate it. Hey. I'm the one violating

I... I can't. Shit.

I'd tread lightly if I were you. Why?

I'll call you later. I'll call you. You were great.

I'll come up with something. What? S Sally.

I'm completely free, Hank. (sighs)

I'm fine. I wanna say

I'm going to put you on a quick hold.

I'm good. Now, the show takes place in Joplin,

I'm good. This is a show about a woman trying to help her daughter

I'm his manager. His manager.

I'm just really nervous. Oh, don't be. Oh my god.

I'm not leaving LA. What the hell happened

I'm sorry!

I'm worried about him. So am I.

I'm, uh, Kenneth Goulet Please leave.

If it looks like steak, I'm good. Oh, it'll look like steak.

installed on your phone. I do.

Is everybody okay? Fuck me.

Is everyone okay? I just checked.

Is he still out here in L.A.? Yeah. I'm pretty sure he is.

Is that your dog?

Is this Ken Goulet? Yeah.

Is your Wi Fi on? Is my Wi Fi on...

It does? Yeah, you're doing great.

it it's Joe Mantegna. Shut the fuck up.

It was heaven. And...

It was his dream. And he gave Berkman 1 700?

It was kind of crazy. It was crazy. I didn't know

It'd be great if it looked like a mugging Hey, can you

It's "Chrome... fuck Number Nine." Like... Chromefuck?

It's a fucking math equation! I'm actually feeling really uncomfortable right now.

It's a good name. It's a fake name.

It's all about perspective. Mm hmm.

It's blue. Aren't I wearing blue? No, this is teal.

It's cool. Oh, he is.

It's happening tomorrow? So, let's sit down...

It's not my master class. Keep your voice down.

It's positioning. Positioning?

It's so big! It's cute.

It's supposed to be real. Oh.

It's the truth. ...and for that I am deeply sorry,

Janice Moss? No, he didn't.

Jesus Christ. That was close. What was that?

Jim, I I just told you. Do you, Gene,

Joe The "Variety" piece. You were in "Variety"?

Ken Goulet, and I... (bikes roaring)

L Leo! Jesus, Dad, what happened to you?

Leo!

Let me talk to him, okay? Fuck, man,

Let's do this thing. Roll sound!

Let's split up. Stop.

Like a ghost. Wrong. How do you feel?

Like on a trailer hitch, you know? Chromefuck.

Look at the dinosaur! Look! Look! Dinosaur! Look!

Look, Chloe, I just

Look, it only went up on BanShe last night. Right.

Mae Dunn: That's not how we do things. Whoa, Mae.

Masculine? No.

Master Class? That's right.

Maybe. Who knows. Be sweet.

Me? Yeah.

Me? Yes!

Mi yerno. Suegro.

Mm hmm. Come on. We have the money.

Mm hmm. Okay, how we feel about it?

Mm hmm. What, like, for his acting stuff?

Mm hmm. Uh...

Mm. (sighs)

My controller's broken. Oh!

Natalie: Yeah. Hm. What's it about?

Natalie! That little girl is me. Yeah, yeah.

Neither do you, Sally. (screams)

Nice "Variety" piece. Thank you.

No one watched it. It just premiered last night.

No, I have to go to work. I I'm a good person.

No, I I don't want him dead. Thank you.

No, no, it's sea foam Uh, just find me anything

No, no, no. Wait, the food is gonna fly all over the

No, no, no. Listen to me! Oh my god, a doggy!

No, no, please, please. Guard: Oh...

No, uh, something came up. Right. Well, it's cast now.

No, you're not. What?

No! What the fuck is this?!

No. No. Yes.

No. Um... Did he threaten her?

not to brawl with you, but to break bread. I have to go.

Nothing's wrong. How are you? I'm fine.

now would be that time. Are those goats in the background?

Now? Jim: Within the hour.

of saving a soldier's life through acting." What?

Oh hey, Hank.

Oh my Mom... Wh... (gasping)

Oh my god. Yeah, and now,

Oh, his shoot's running late. Aw.

Oh, how much? One dollar!

Oh, Jay Roach. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Just remember, Sal, it has to work.

Oh, who's the little girl? Me! Jesus, she's me.

Oh, yeah. Thanks. Sure.

Oh, you're just so good at it. Thank you!

Oh, you're working. Yeah. On a show called "Laws of Humanity."

Oh! Hey, Natalie. Yes?

Oh! That's your car. That one. Yeah?

Oh! You good? Oh, I'm good. I wanna get started...

Oh! You... fuck. (Sally coughing)

Oh... Hi! Hey!

Okay, but Sally, your show has a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Okay, so I've drawn a map of her house. (screaming continues)

Okay, we're in meal penalty, so we really gotta jam. Fuck a duck, okay.

Okay, yeah, and he'll be yelling the whole time? It's up to you.

Okay.

Okay. But I can make a steak out of apples.

Okay. I have to admit,

Okay. Jim: It takes 17 minutes to get here.

Okay. When do we shoot this?

Okay. I just I really want you to be happy, okay? Okay, byeee!

Okay. I love you! Love you.

Okay. I see... you're very upset right now. Do it!

Okay. Talk to you soon. All right.

Okay. That's weird. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Barry.

Okay. You all set? Okay, great.

Okay. You're gonna go home. Home...

Okay...

Ooh... (crowd laughter)

Phase two, I want you to break into her car Sally, Sally, you don't

Please. Hold up. Hold up.

Plus...

Put it down! Drop it!

Put the fucking gun down! Berkman, put it fucking down!

Really? Oh my god.

Recorded Ever wanted to kaboom?

Right there! Yeah, Batir,

Right. 98. And people were

Right. Actually, you know what? When I'm in a meeting,

Right... Well, it's, um, I'm not really here for me. Yeah.

Sally Reed.

Sally Reed. Girl boss. Hi.

Sally, Lindsay's in your office. What? Lindsay?

Sally, you don't wanna do this. What?

Sally: Oh my god. Entitled cunt!

Sally: W where are we going? I don't know. Pick a place.

Sally: What fucking place? (sighs)

Say it again... That's it. Barry did this.

Say, "Barry did this." (incoherent mumbling)

Seguro? Nada.

Shaving? (laughs) Yeah, no, that's a bad joke.

She had to take out a pack of tissues, and her boyfriend... He's, um...

She is hysterical. Yeah. In the show, she plays a woman

she'd be alive today. Ah, no, don't put that on yourself,

She's a stand up comedian. Who's that?

She's here. Oh. Okay. She just walked in. I'll give her the lowdown.

Shit, I'm sorry about that, man. NoHo Hank: No, no, no.

So good. You slayed. Killer.

so he won't be there. Right, so I'm bombing a house?

so I need you to go to the apartment... No. No.

So, just shut up! Where you going?

So, Wednesday? Yeah.

So, you were a Marine? Mm hmm.

So? How was that, boss? Yeah, fine.

Sorry that took so long. God, I dream about these.

splat. They're ready for the Chloe scene.

Still blue. And, action!

sucks that you live all the way in Calabasas. Hi!

take some pictures Did she suffer?

Take this down. Yeah.

teaching gives you joy. You know it does.

Telephone call from America!

Tell me! (ragged breathing)

Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend.

Thank you so much.

Thank you! Moving on to Sally's present day house.

Thank you! What? Mm hm.

Thank you. And I I really want you to learn.

Thank you. Joe: And this is Annie Eisner.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks for everything, Mr. Cousineau. Dad!

Thanks to Gene Cousineau, he's become a real boy." What?

that is not blue! Thank you! But it's not! It's not blue!

That the only phrase you know in English?

That's a great show. And I know

That's awesome! Anyway,

That's crazy. It's not crazy.

That's great. Mm.

That's not a thing. Yes, it is.

The cancer kind! Sally,

The flashback in 104? Yeah, that's right.

The limo's here! Where's Barry?

the Raven.

There's a process here His name is Gene Cousineau.

they almost always finish the entire season. Always.

They want to speak to you. Well...

This is damage control. It's the fucking truth!

This is Hank. Barry I'm in.

Thought you said you were at a hospital.

to anyone It's either this or I kill you.

to record a private... This isn't an apology.

to the "Full House" audition? Yeah.

to your own show's premiere? Oh, I'll see you there, okay?

Trust me.

Ugh. I know. You got this.

Uh huh. Yeah. Can you, like,

Uh, Swiss, Apple Watch? Swiss.

Uh, virile? Rugged? No.

Uh... (roaring)

Um, "Joplin"... "Joplin."

Um, I think it's... Oh my god. Shoshanna!

Un homme pour tous saisons? No, no, no, no.

Very impressed. Gene: You should be.

W well, don't sleep there. No.

W what is this? It's for rent,

wait for it, the love interest! (laughter)

Wait, have you been up all night? I fucked up, son.

Wait, you wouldn't go to the cops? Of course not!

Wait. What? Did she say what for? Didn't say.

Was I playing a priest? Very honored to have you on the show.

Was that him? Yeah, it was him.

watching cuts, giving us notes... Careful.

We both know that isn't true, right? Probably is true.

We have a limo. Um...

We have a situation. Ah...

We left word, we couldn't You never called us back. Right.

we should we should celebrate. Okay. Yeah, I'll be home soon.

We should all get together. Yeah.

we will all take cyanide pills. What?

We're ready for you on set.

We're so... Over the moon.

we've been hoping for for so long! Tom.

Well, I'm glad you did. Gene: Thank you.

Well...

What else would it be? Sally: Um,

What is this new project for Sally? Okay. Okay, okay.

What is wrong with you?! He lives right there.

What the fuck is that? We ran your prints.

What the...?

What time were you thinking? Now!

What, camera's ready?

What, true? False? No, I'm from Joplin!

What? It's called "Pam!" With an exclamation mark.

What? Um...

What? Why?

What? Yeah, I got myself a little slice of heaven here.

What? You blackballed me.

What? To when? Yeah. End of the week.

What's his opening offer? 400 000.

What's it called? "Just Desserts."

What's shakin'? NoHo So, great news.

What's that? Claire: Some new show that thinks they're just hilarious.

What's the money? It's good. We'll get it up.

When? Tomorrow.

Where are we? (nervous laugh)

Where did you get it? Don't worry about it. It's yours. Take it.

Where'd that money come from? Oh, that doesn't matter.

who did it. We're good.

Who did this? I did this.

Who else said it was Berkman? Cousineau.

Who is this? Hi. You must be Kyle.

Who? Jay.

Who? You!

Who? Oh, what that Was that the daughter? The daughter, yeah.

Who's in it? Alexis Kaplan.

Why? (ragged breathing)

With traffic. Seventeen. Okay. Bye.

word of mouth into account. Mm.

Wow, we have IndieWire! Okay, Sally, you look amazing!

Wow. Albert Nguyen: Right, so when I was briefed,

Y yeah. Yeah.

Yandar: I'm free! (sighs)

Yeah, I think I said Harry Styles or something. Shit, that's good.

Yeah, sounds like him. Krauss: They were both framed

Yeah, this is the dude. Are you sure?

Yeah, you did. Fuck. I'm sorry.

Yeah? What the fuck do you mean you and Cousineau are fine?

Yeah. And actually, it was it was all really due to Annie.

Yeah. And why don't you just, um,

Yeah. Come on in.

Yeah. No, no reason to be nervous.

Yeah. Uh, nothing yellow, okay? Unbelievable...

Yes, that's right. Was that tough?

Yes! This one's a doozy. He's head of Bolivian crime

Yes?

Yes? Alright, great. And who do you think

Yes? Good, good. (indistinct phone response)

Yes. Huh. Okay.

Yes. Yeah.

You Barry.

You are going to have so much fun, sweetie. Oh, yeah.

You called me. You are fuckin' nuts, man.

You did? I did.

you don't say no. Uh...

You don't wanna work with them. I know.

You entitled fucking cunt! (ding)

You entitled fucking cunt! Lindsay: She was recording you.

You fucking bitch! (Sally panting)

You fucking... You fuck... Sally! Sally!

You get the fuck outta here. No! No! You can't talk to him.

You good? You wanna run lines? Oh, I'm good. Do you need to?

You have a fucking gun? You have a fucking gun? No!

You killed that. You killed that. We killed that!

You know this. And you know that he killed most of my buddies, too.

You know, just like when you're acting. Yeah, I'm...

You look beautiful. Beautiful.

You look good.

You look great. How did it go? Thanks.

You mean I can come back home?

You motherfucker! Sally! Sally! Sally! Sally!

You need to get the fuck out. Why?

you pack Gordon. Dad,

You saw Barry? NoHo Yeah, and TBH,

You talked to Cousineau? Uh, yeah.

You ungrateful fucking cunt! Jesus...

You... (panting) Come here. Come here. Come here.

you're always welcome to call ahead. You killed all my buddies.

You're forgiving Jeff. I'm sorry I fucked your wife.

You're giving me a line? It's a small line,

You're going to have to relax. What are you doing?

...and I came to my house, and I walked up the stairs.

...cracker ass, fruity booty,

...especially the drums, we wanted it to be very wet...

'Cause he was an innocent, Barry!

'Cause I don't wanna work with liars.

'cause your little fucking plan didn't work.

"'Joplin' refreshingly avoids the pitfalls

"A show by women about women for women.

"Are your men suspicious?

"Barry Berkman was once a wooden soldier.

"BerkmanGoesBoom."

"Chromefuck Number 9."

"Connect to Bluetooth"?

"Gene Cousineau, Former Actor,

"Get rich, or die trying."

"Hey, Don, you don't know how to make a proper short stack."

"Holy shit, he's called what?"

"I do this show for a little girl

"I'm a woman, but don't treat me like one."

"I'm sorry I shot at you!

"Isn't this supposed to be a Master Class in acting,

"It's done. Glad you're out of there.

"Joplin"'s not on the homepage anymore.

"Make it two. The guys want to go

"Meet at the place, one hour.

"Murder, She Wrote"? I was a P.A. You attacked me.

"Need to see you.

"No. I actually think they are having fun.

"not many acting teachers have accomplished

"of the female driven dramedy by delivering

"Pam!" has a 27%!

"promise me those little people

"The casting director from 'Laws of Humanity' told 'Variety'

"the extraordinary feat...

"to Buffalo Wild Wings and try...

"You can't call me names in my café."

("Bitch" by Meredith Brooks playing over speakers)

(all shouting in Spanish)

(all shouting)

(all shouting)

(ambulance siren)

(animal roaring)

(animal roaring)

(animal snarling)

(applause)

(banging on door)

(Barry gasps)

(Barry screaming)

(beep)

(birds chirping)

(birds chirping)

(birds chirping)

(birds chirping)

(Bolivian music playing)

(both grunting)

(both mouthing): Dev Patel.

(both panting, groaning)

(both panting)

(both sigh)

(breathing continues)

(breathing slows)

(buzzing continues)

(buzzing, rattling continue)

(car door opens, shuts)

(car door opens, shuts)

(car doors shut)

(car engine roaring)

(car engine starts)

(car engine starts)

(car engine stops)

(car speeding away)

(chair sc****s floor)

(chatter, music continues)

(choking)

(choking)

(choking)

(clock ticking)

(continues)

(coughing)

(Cristobal grunting)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crunching)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying): Yes, I did. I loved Janice.

(cymbals crash)

(deep breathing)

(deep gasp)

(deep inhale, exhale)

(deep sigh) Hm...

(deep voice): Hey, Serpie? Are you goin' against us?

(dialtone)

(dirt bike idling)

(distorted music)

(distorted sloshing)

(door creaks)

(door opens, shuts)

(door opens, shuts)

(door opens, shuts)

(door opens, shuts)

(door opens, shuts)

(door opens)

(door opens)

(door shuts)

(door shuts)

(door unlocks, opens)

(door unlocks)

(doors open)

(doors shut)

(dry heaving)

(eerie noises continue)

(eerie noises)

(electric buzz, humming)

(electricity stops)

(Elena continues in Spanish)

(Elena muttering)

(Elena panting)

(Elena speaking Spanish)

(exhales)

(explosions continue, glass shattering)

(floor creaking)

(footsteps approach)

(footsteps receding)

(forcefully): Do you love Barry Berkman?

(gagging)

(gasping)

(gasping)

(gasping)

(gasps, panting)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps) Don't!

(gravelly): That's why Fat Tony talks like this.

(groaning continues)

(groaning, gagging)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(growling, gurgling)

(grunts, sigh)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(guard groaning)

(guard laughing hysterically)

(gun drops)

(gunfire continues)

(gunfire, shouting continue)

(gunfire)

(gunshot)

(gunshot)

(gunshots over phone)

(Hank panting)

(Hank whimpers)

(heavy breathing, gasping)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(horn honks)

(hyperventilating)

(hyperventilating)

(hysterical laughter)

(inaudible chatter)

(inaudible)

(inaudible)

(inaudible)

(indistinct chatter fades in)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct PA announcement)

(indistinct)

(inhales, exhales)

(inhales) Little Theo? Hm...

(insects chirping)

(insects chirping)

(insects chirping)

(Jim stands up)

(kids playing, laughing)

(knocking)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) Full conversations.

(laughter continues)

(laughter continues)

(laughter echoes)

(laughter)

(loud crash)

(loud roar)

(loud rumbling)

(maniacal laugh)

(maniacal laugh)

(metal clanging)

(metal clinks)

(metal rattling)

(metallic creak)

(music continues)

(music continues)

(music gets louder)

(music playing on radio)

(muttering)

(Natalie continues, muffled)

(nervous laugh) Well, I was thinking

(normal): Do I look like a fool? Not my problem.

(normal): Like, I said it that loud.

(normal): You see? These are not literal masks.

(notification chimes)

(ominous music playing)

(ominous music playing)

(pained breathing)

(pained wheezing)

(panicked breathing)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(phone buzzing)

(phone buzzing)

(quiet breaths)

(quiet chatter)

(quiet gasp)

(quiet hospital chatter)

(quietly): I'm not protecting Barry Berkman.

(quietly): I'm not protecting him.

(radiator creaking)

(ragged breathing)

(ragged breathing)

(ragged breaths)

(rattling)

(ringtone chimes)

(Sally crying)

(Sally gasping)

(Sally gasping)

(Sally gasps, grunts)

(Sally yelps)

(scoffs)

(scoffs) Candy asses. They make you talk?

(scoffs) You're giving us a house?

(screaming)

(screaming) Fuck!

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

(sea breeze blowing)

(set chatter)

(shallow breathing continues)

(shallow breathing)

(shallow breathing)

(shallow breathing)

(shallow breathing)

(shallow exhale)

(shallow exhale)

(shallow exhale)

(Sharon muttering)

(sharp inhale)

(shouting)

(shuts off engine, removes key)

(shuts)

(sighing)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) Ding ding! Oof, I'm hungry.

(sighs) For them, it's just another show,

(sighs) Hank...

(sighs) Like,

(sighs) My show... is me,

(sighs) No, that's not in him.

(sighs) Why?

(silence)

(silly noises)

(singing continues)

(singing in Spanish)

(siren blares)

(siren fades away)

(slightly loud): "Sally. You gotta help my friend."

(snarling, growling)

(snarling, growling)

(snarling)

(sniffling, gasping)

(sobs)

(sobs)

(sobs)

(soft crying)

(soft jazz continues)

(soft jazz continues)

(soft jazz music playing)

(soft laugh)

(soft laugh)

(soft music playing)

(soft piano playing)

(somber music playing)

(somber music playing)

(sound fades out)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(speaking Spanish)

(spitting, coughing)

(spooky voice): Ooh...

(struggling)

(theme song playing)

(thud)

(tires screech)

(tires screech)

(tires squeal)

(upbeat theme playing)

(vomits)

(wailing)

(waves lapping)

(waves washing ashore)

(waves washing ashore)

(waves washing ashore)

(waves washing ashore)

(waves washing ashore)

(weak roar)

(weak snarling continues)

(weak snarling)

(weak wailing)

(weakly): Oh no...

(wheezing laugh) Look at your freakin' face!

(wheezing)

(wheezing)

(whimpering)

(whimpers)

(whimpers)

(whimpers)

(whispers): Do you need a minute?

(whispers): Hey. Hey. Listen.

(whispers): You know, I haven't done this in 20 years.

(wind blowing quietly, swells)

(wind blowing)

(wind blowing)

(wounded growl, roar)

(wounded growl)

(yelling in Spanish)

(yelps)

(zapping stops)

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♪ ♪

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♪ I do not feel ashamed ♪

♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪

♪ I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint ♪

♪ I'm your hell ♪