The West Wing (1999) - Season 1 Edit

A $145 Armani cravat, which I'm pretty sure is a necktie.

A blow was struck for party unity this morning.

A call girl, Josh?

A call girl?

A couple of photographers, and we're fine.

A couple things for you. None of that matters on Hard Copy!

A delegation of cardiologists is having pictures taken upstairs.

A fight between Leo and the VP's got juice.

A guy steps out of Times Square station...

A proportional response doesn't empty the options box for the future...

A quote will disappear. A fight with the vice president's got juice.

A reminder of a time when two powerful nations challenged each other...

A round of golf.

A short while ago, I ordered our forces...

A smoking jacket and a cigarette holder, both declared. I am clean.

A solitary spike in the PPI is not cause for overreaction.

A wake up call. I want to kick his ass.

A young black man holding his bag?

A.A.?

About a week ago, I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

About Somalia! About Nairobi!

Actually, it is. The one you know her by isn't. I saw her with you.

African American men are being eaten alive by drugs and poverty.

After the Ouija board.... I'm closing the door.

After you're gone, and poets write "The Legend of Josiah Bartlet"...

Ah, yes.

All meet the obligations of proportional response...

All right, that's it.

All right.

Allow me just one minute of business.

Also, teach her to whistle. Her mother won't.

Also, there's been no increase in wholesale prices.

Am I right or am I missing something?

Am I supposed to strip for you now?

An abandoned Soviet satellite.

An Air Force transport carrying Morris exploded in midair.

An Air Force transport carrying Morris, 12 doctors...

An important distinction to the grand jury.

An issue regarding Toby and financial disclosure.

An NSC staffer gave me a card with instructions...

And cash his stock, relieving the taxpayer of the burden.

And Cashman and Berryhill have a point with respect to the Security Council.

And he wanted to take a partnership at Salomon Brothers, thank God.

And I love you, and I don't say that enough.

And I'll look unfavorably on those who make us look like fools.

And I'll...

And I'm saying, I couldn't say.

And I'm sticking by him.

And it was avoidable, sir.

And now the stock is worth $125,000?

And owing to my friendship...

And send everyone in. Thank you, Charlie.

And start with me because I will raise up an army against you...

And state should be concerned with what I tell them to be.

And take place without the bother and expense of due process.

And the house caught on fire?

And the Scotch.

And the violinist?

And their executions are less dainty.

And there's something commendable about Sam's behavior.

And three days to see if you're crazy, as if wanting it wasn't a warning.

And we've got facts on our side now!

And with gun control, I accept a lot of viewpoints as valid...

And you're gonna tell me her story?

And?

Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer, had a big block of cheese.

Another war plane or S & L bailout?

Any problem with a young black man waiting on him?

Any time you're into something.

Anyway, that, and I was a little thrown off this morning...

Are we doing this because we want them to take moral leadership seriously...

Are you crazy?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you saying there will be a criminal investigation?

Are you suggesting we carpet bomb Damascus?

Are you telling me you didn't know what he was gonna say?

As if they didn't live daily under the possibility of execution.

As long as she understands she answers to me and Toby.

As long as they've got a gun, I want my wife to have a gun...

Ask me in two years, I'll be there.

At his residence on a secure phone line.

At least we know that whatever happens today has already happened.

Avoiding national exposure! Our only hope...

Baker and Lennox are on their way from the Pentagon...

Be funny. You're best with a pie in your face.

Be that as it may, Toby, Josh, Charlie...

Because I'll win...

Because I'm going to be president one day, and you're not.

Because of the attack and you going on air?

Before I go, please let me just say this.

Before you joined up the Council on Physical Fitness...

Being good? I've heard that one.

Bet that had them rolling.

Between you and Morris, who needs a wife or a mother?

Bill signing, State of the Union, maybe the convention.

Briefing in the Sit Room in 20 minutes.

Bring him in for questioning, pending charges.

Bring me the finest bagels in the land.

But analysts attribute the jump of the stocks to the testimony of...

But he made a deal to hold 443 until after midterm!

But I don't choose his friends and your readers don't get to judge them.

But I love her. It's like you and Donna.

But in fact, it's hardly ever true.

But it seems to me the annual budget...

But listening to the voices of passion in Americans is beneath no one.

But not everyone's a good guy. You'll start to get traction...

But people see them because they have sex and violence.

But she's not done. She wants Toby.

But the national debt rose from 5.2 trillion to 5.4 trillion...

But they'll keep it until something big.

But whenever someone blows thunder at this ridiculous target...

But you better be prepared to kill everyone.

By the way, the Attorney General has no jurisdiction here.

By the way, when we're done here, you're sending Abbey some flowers.

C.J. is looking for you.

C.J., hang on a second.

C.J., I don't mind the cost of this wolves only highway.

C.J., I'm curious about his Manchester farm. The value increased $750,000.

C.J., nothing to the press until I say.

C.J., nothing to the press until I say.

C.J.?

C.J.'s like a '50s movie star. So capable, loving and energetic.

C.J.'s looking for you.

Call girl.

Call me after Tillinghouse.

Call me before you go to sleep.

Can I go? I think it's about you.

Can I rub it? No.

Can I talk to you?

Can we be clear about my interest...

Can you get me a glass of ice water, please?

Can you talk about it, but not talk about it?

Can you think of a reason that isn't personal? What?

Cashman and Berryhill have to revise the response scenario...

Change it. Serious people are gonna read that.

Charlie, guard the new guy.

Charlie.

Charlie's trying to say that the singer outdistanced the song.

Check to see if he's nearby.

Coles goes on the radio and says...

Come on, give us a hug. There you go.

Come on, it's okay.

Come on.

Come to bed.

Come to bed.

Come. Have some fun.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Thanks.

Congressman Bertram Coles on the radio.

Corey. My grandmother's name from her great aunt...

Could you close the door, please?

Could you wait outside? We want to talk about old times.

CPC picked this thing up on radar.

Delegation from the University of Nebraska...

Did this have to do with the joke?

Did you get him a spot on Hollywood Squares?

Did you guys hear what Coles said on the radio?

Did you guys know she lost two sons in Vietnam?

Did you know 71 %%% of the increase happened after McGreggor...

Did you know I have a Ph.D.? Yes.

Did you know, 2000 years ago...

Did you tell council they'd be in on the 10:00?

Did you trip?

Didn't hurt having an ACC Player of the Week.

Digging my heels? Another word for "principle. "

Distinguish it from the Harpoon, an anti ship missile.

Do I look like Joe McCarthy to you?

Do you have to be crazy to create something powerful?

Do you know about the Secret Service investigating Coles...

Do you know how many doses of the vaccine exist here?

Do you know how stupid I look?

Do you think it's strange you haven't told me how Joanie died?

Do you? You sussed it out?

Does anyone have a cigarette?

Don't do anything stupid, okay? Nice job on the Hilton Head draft.

Don't forget your picture. Corey's a beautiful child.

Don't laugh.

Don't like the rhythm of the Q and A? Use the Ryder Cup.

Don't say you thought it was nothing. You sat with Josh and Toby.

Don't talk to me.

Don't worry about me, you have to worry about Toby.

Donald. From the thing.

Eagle's by.

Eastchester County.

Either one, and it should be Tillinghouse, we need help.

Especially after seeing some of the outfits.

Even as I speak, I'm preparing appropriate retribution.

Everyone else is, "When do I get that thing?"

Everyone running like the world depends on it. Which it does.

Everyone, come in.

Everyone's looking casual.

Everyone's running around, working. Me, I've got nothing to do.

Everyone's someplace else. I got O'Bannon.

Excuse me for not making 40,000 a pop on the lecture circuit.

Excuse me, Charlie. Can I see you inside, please?

Excuse me, Mr. President. A minute, please?

Excuse me, Mr. Vice President. I wanted to talk to you about A3C3.

Excuse me, sir? Leo McGarry's here.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Charlie!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Feed them human interest, not "disclosing assets. "

Feel better, Mr. President.

Feel like I'm affecting policy discussion.

Filling out employment stuff.

Fine.

Fitzwallace is chairman, Leo's chief of staff, I'm your host. Let's play.

Fitzwallace was in Leo's office.

Five months ago.

Folks, please take your seats.

For 4 years, scientists tracked Pluie...

For instance, you answer to me and Toby.

For the last time, you weren't the president's second choice.

For the last time, you weren't the president's second choice.

For the times in between, I wanna be able to look them in the eye.

For what?

Forget about that for tonight and come have some chili.

Forgive my bluntness, and with all due respect...

Four military targets.

Four years full of people and experiences you haven't dreamed of.

Game point, let's go!

Get Dom or Cristal. She likes both.

Get the commanders.

Give him his picture.

Give it to me.

Give me a serpent to slay.

Give me the bottle.

Give me Yeshiva University over the Cowboys.

Give me your number, I'd like to call you.

Give this president anything less than your full throated support...

Go away.

Go back to work.

Go.

God, C.J., it's not gonna be like that.

God. The bodies being wheeled into emergency rooms are black.

Good enough. Let's do it.

Good in school and articulate if he wasn't terrified.

Good luck!

Good morning, Sam. Have a cookie.

Good morning.

Good morning. We've got a birthday today, right?

Good night, Mr. President.

Good to go! Move it out!

Good to meet you. Mr. McGarry, would you mind?

Good to see you.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Have a good evening. Sorry about Jenny.

Got your attention.

Greenwald is quoting you as saying...

Guns are number one to me. I've never moved the president off that.

Hand out those appointments.

Hang on a second, Mr. President.

Hang on, here it is.

Hang on, listen....

Hang on! C.J.!

Have a steward go to the study, and look on the coffee table.

Have you been upset about this?

Have you ever been on a movie set?

Have your camera to get a picture.

He could walk across unharmed...

He didn't know she was one.

He didn't pay her, participate in, know of...

He doesn't hold a grudge.

He doesn't hold the door for the president. It's the visual.

He feels better talking to you. Some days you've lightened the load.

He has to talk to the country.

He just came out. Call you back.

He means the text, discounting the "D" section.

He needs Hoynes. We'll set up a meeting.

He wants to work with the president on 443.

He was with officers from Cromwell Air Force Base...

He'd have said, "You're voting my way so I might remember your name. "

He'll either yell or laugh at me. Either way is bad for me.

He'll say the Japanese need to buy U.S. cars.

He'll stay in bed, make some calls. We should move to my...

He's asking if you're gay. I wouldn't answer.

He's been here 20 minutes. You have a meeting, then the Asia briefing.

He's been thinking about it ever since.

He's eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee.

He's just getting that.

He's not talking about anything being off budget.

He's ordinarily an extremely kind man, placing a high premium on civility.

He's postponing college till his sister's out of high school.

He's right here.

He's writing. He asked me to hold calls.

Help me with the gun thing. Hollywood can wait.

Here, here.

Here, now, the president.

Here's a pen.

Here's one you'll like.

Here's to absent friends...

Here's what I'll do.

Here's what we ought to do.

Hey there! She deserves a nice room and supper!

Hey.

Highways, housing, forests denuded of trees.

His mother was a cop. Was?

His statement got truncated. I'd leave it alone.

Hm?

Hold on, stay there.

Hold still.

Hong Kong? That place has gone downhill since they changed chefs.

How about that?

How about the nine best schools?

How about the PAT Maxi?

How about treason? That was a member of our own party!

How could you remember that 10 years ago...

How did it happen?

How did the wheels come off this thing?

How do the girls stay on their feet?

How do we get the votes?

How do we keep what we know from them?

How do you feel, big guy?

How do you teach wolves to follow road signs?

How does this work?

How long do you expect me to stick around and be his whipping boy?

How much would it cost?

How was New York?

How we get votes without giving away everything.

How will you pay me?

How you doing?

How'd the fire start?

How's my pulse?

Hutchinson was in my study.

Hypothetical: You're Russell, no friend of the president.

I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

I admit that she bore a resemblance...

I am a master of the fundamentals.

I am a professor with a stick up my butt, but I'll do my best.

I am making a mental list of those who are snickering.

I am not frightened.

I am suggesting you and Fitzwallace and Hutchinson...

I apologize. Things happen quickly.

I appreciate you squeezing me in like this.

I arranged for a friend to testify on Internet stocks...

I assure you, you'll want to save column inches for this one.

I backed away from you quietly. I never would have caused trouble.

I break the law in the District and in Maryland and in Pennsylvania.

I came in to talk to you about 802. We lost five votes.

I can do things. I wake people up. I meet with key staff. It's a long...

I can focus. I am focused. You know that about me.

I can see.

I can't believe you said that in there.

I can't comment on that.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't find my glasses!

I can't keep this.

I can't look at anything.

I can't say! Ask the treasury secretary.

I can't. Really.

I cannot believe you.

I come for a drink and here you are.

I couldn't live without you.

I didn't decide to do this myself. We discussed...

I didn't know about presents.

I didn't know she was one when we went home.

I didn't want to be friends with you and have you not know.

I didn't.

I do, indeed. Good to see you....

I don't have enough for a story...

I don't have objections, but I'm leaving in a few hours.

I don't know anything. Where is this coming from?

I don't know how to tell Congress, much less 8th grade graduates...

I don't know if that's a weakness...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need one now. I need the glasses he prescribed!

I don't need to tell you we need this win.

I don't suppose we could postpone this. It's just the past few days...

I don't think it is.

I don't think it was the wardrobe you were looking at.

I don't think Josh got enough credit.

I don't want it on Leo's desk.

I don't want to go 15 rounds with her.

I feel a lot better, thanks.

I figured.

I forgot our anniversary.

I got it. Turn in a receipt. I'm going home.

I got Katzenmoyer. And O'Bannon and Lebrandt.

I got some patter with capital gains tax....

I got the briefing on it last night.

I gotta get back to my office.

I gotta get back.

I gotta go.

I grew up with Ted McGreggor. He's well respected.

I guess that's it, then.

I guess that's just the way it goes.

I guess the others are Tillinghouse, Lebrandt. We'll hear tomorrow.

I guess we haven't been getting along too well, lately.

I had a civil procedure professor who said....

I had a guy who wants us to spend more time on UFOs.

I had a meeting this morning with the Joint Chiefs.

I had no idea.

I have a little sister.

I have certain instructions.

I have expenses too! Credit cards, condo payments.

I have got my own meeting. Every week.

I have had it with you and your pal! I got shoved into a...

I have many. I choose not to make them now.

I have never owned stock until last year.

I have no education in stocks. I'm a speechwriter.

I have nothing to do.

I have to do it well.

I have to go now.

I have to protect you and the president.

I have. It's two ammo dumps, an abandoned railroad bridge...

I haven't broken any laws.

I hear that today was another one of Leo's "big block of cheese" days.

I held my ground and we went to Rosen.

I hold the door for him. It's an honor. This isn't casting.

I honestly couldn't say.

I honestly don't know what the hell we're doing here.

I honestly don't remember.

I hope by the time our four years are done...

I hope that you don't feel that you've wasted your time.

I hope you don't mind but I called Tom Connolly, the FBI director...

I imagine, with those, you were quite the dandy.

I interviewed with Miss Dilaguardia.

I just came by to say congratulations.

I just got through telling you it's that way.

I know I disappoint you sometimes. I can sense it.

I know right and wrong.

I know the more jaded among you see this as beneath you.

I know they'll ask, I'm saying I'm set.

I know we have enemies but I don't feel violent toward them.

I know you're just filling in for Terry Wyatt...

I know.

I know.

I know. Look what I done.

I left a top tier marketing firm...

I left my coat. I can't go back.

I like her. She poses no threat to the president.

I like him. I want to hire him.

I looked over once. I expected to see you coming at me with a fork.

I made a joke about golfers. Now it consumes the whole building.

I make more money than you do.

I mean it, I'd be in the tall grass. In the weeds.

I mean it, it's a hole.

I mean the entire speech, in particular the delivery.

I mean to say, his movies are indicative...

I mean, I know my muscles are not... But my mind is sharp.

I mean, of my friends. That surprised me.

I meant, what's the card do?

I meant.... No.

I met Morris four or five times. He wasn't my son.

I mind being held to a lower one.

I miss her very much, but I'm delighted our daughter is here.

I only get mad because you're right a lot of times.

I only know she's a call girl. Is she? Then she's what I think.

I own this tuxedo, and I've got 23 bucks.

I put you in your seat! I got you elected!

I ran out of the house.

I realize not everyone shares my view of the world.

I recite members of Congress alphabetically.

I said, maybe you should get back to the residence.

I see. So if I come...

I serve the president, and it's an unforgettable privilege.

I should probably go.

I should sell tickets to this meeting.

I sit comfortably with prime ministers and presidents.

I start next week. I came to get psyched.

I suppose you're right.

I think I'm the best judge of what I mean...

I think it's time we say thanks.

I think that's great, sir.

I think there's been some kind of mistake.

I think they left me...

I think they left something else.

I think we're home.

I think you dinged up your suspension pretty good.

I thought a by product of not dating would be that you wouldn't yell at me.

I thought you should know that I know.

I told the minority whip he was crazy. No way is Wick jumping the fence.

I understand.

I used to play a little.

I wanna be a comfort to my friends in tragedy...

I wanna be with my friends, my family...

I want this meeting to last three minutes.

I want to say a proper goodbye that shows respect.

I want you to read this article.

I want you to vote yes on the resolution.

I was able to cancel someone.

I was afraid you'd get mad at the American people next.

I was commander in chief of the NH National Guard.

I was going to lunch, and I'm short.

I was gonna slip out for 45 minutes and be right back.

I was knocking, but you didn't answer.

I was the only one who got one.

I was the only one who got one.

I was thinking of a different....

I wasn't Helen there. I was Sandy King.

I wasn't supposed to take both?

I will allow it to last no more than five.

I wish you wouldn't say "him. "

I won with 52%%% of the vote.

I worked with these people. They like to win, then gloat.

I would like salad, soup and if you run across a sandwich...

I'd be there for her if this were alcohol. This isn't tawdry.

I'd have said, "Because I said so. "

I'd hold back, keep it in your pocket.

I'd like it if you called me Dr. Hampton.

I'd like to call her to be friends. I don't see the danger.

I'd like to show the president data...

I'd rather it be a wolf than us.

I'd say you did well, sir.

I'd think you of all people...

I'll be a second.

I'll be at the Watergate.

I'll be in my office.

I'll blow them away with the fury of God's thunder.

I'll blow them off the face of the Earth...

I'll call Morris' wife now...

I'll give the order today. We'll strike back today.

I'll go into my office and devise a strategy. That's what I do.

I'll go now.

I'll go to Richardson. We've been through this with him.

I'll just call my friend the Assistant Attorney General...

I'll kill him.

I'll stick this right next to my video club membership...

I'll take care of Wick.

I'll tell you what, though.

I'll tell you, I was in a little pain.

I'm a lawyer and a speechwriter.

I'm a naval officer, I...

I'm a team player.

I'm an accomplished man, Morris.

I'm asking...

I'm being mocked.

I'm being mugged!

I'm Catholic.

I'm done tweaking. I'm done polishing. Take it to C.J.

I'm done, right?

I'm drafting a speech for the entertainment industry...

I'm drawing a chart for her with lines and arrows...

I'm encouraged the White House has discovered the drug problem.

I'm excited about work.

I'm following the direct orders of Capt. Tolliver, MD...

I'm giving you a head start.

I'm glad Rosen passed on the communications job.

I'm glad we had this little talk.

I'm going, I'm going.

I'm gonna make chili. I'll make it for everybody.

I'm here for the card game.

I'm in your own party!

I'm interviewing a kid for Ted's job and he's special.

I'm just very fond of her is all.

I'm low ranked.

I'm not comfortable with violence.

I'm not entirely sure why, but I've learned...

I'm not saying that to get my coat back.

I'm not sure what our new media director would have done.

I'm not sure what you're asking.

I'm not sure you are.

I'm not withholding anything I should be emotionally available for.

I'm out of practice.

I'm ready to brief the president on the smallpox article.

I'm really sorry, Jenny.

I'm saying you're talking to one now.

I'm so sick of Congress I could vomit.

I'm sorry about the anniversary.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry, I thought you knew. I'm with the NSC.

I'm sorry?

I'm sought after because I'm good at it.

I'm still here.

I'm supposed to be working on the Hilton Head draft...

I'm taken for granted. I have one photo with the president.

I'm taking you to the hole.

I'm talking about 286 Marines in Beirut!

I'm the only one who isn't an economist.

I'm thinking about getting a dog.

I'm tired of waiting. We'll draw up a response today.

I'm your first line of defense.

I've been here over a year. Where's the courtship?

I've got 48 hours to a crucial vote. Is there a way...?

I've got a bachelor's degree in art history...

I've got a meeting and so do you...

I've got a problem.

I've got four of five.

I've got intelligence, security and budget meetings...

I've got questions from the council's office...

I've got real battles. I don't have time for cosmetic ones.

I've never committed a federal crime. More than I can say for your people.

I've never had dumplings this good.

I've only been a White House reporter for seven years, so I know.

I've only got two, but Botrell isn't one of them.

If 100 people in New York City got it, you'd have to encircle them...

If an attack order's given, we'll need a half hour on the networks.

If he does, he may not get out alive. "

If I came back later...

If I cost you money, I'll write a check.

If I may ask...?

If I were an actor or a writer or a director...

If it does work, we get the other votes, no problem, when it gets out.

If it is, don't they know we'll do it?

If it isn't strong, number two doesn't matter.

If people stop seeing crappy movies, Posner would stop making them.

If the NRA makes me a target, I lose, plain and simple.

If they breed among themselves, they'll become genetically weaker...

If we can just admit its weaknesses, why not?

If we're gonna do this, why not do it right?

If you and I could figure it out...

If you aren't...

If you consult the morning releases, you'll see in sports...

If you could see clear to not answer the question...

If you say so. And no Scotch tonight, sir.

If you want him, that's your new body man.

If you'll familiarize yourself with the Phoenix...

If you'll turn attention to Pericles...

In 1991, the budget had a deficit of $22 billion.

In a battle between a president's demons and his better angels...

In a coup, why would the Secret Service be on your side?

In addition to thousands of civilian casualties...

In fact, you may be the only one who did.

In front of everybody.

In other words, what are we doing?

In Pericles...

In the last 90 minutes, that's been debunked as well.

In the meantime, don't tell me how to lead black men.

In the meantime, Toby, Sam...

In your dreams. In your little dreams.

Intelligence tells us the order came through the Syrian Defense Ministry.

Investigate to discover if there are problems.

Is it a couple of armories?

Is it happening? Would you know?

Is it possible there's a situation...

Is it possible you are, what would have to be...

Is that strategy working in the war on drugs?

Is there any reason to believe this weapons ban bill...

Isn't that what we're supposed to be doing? This is ridiculous.

Isn't your job approval rating three percent?

It flies through the air. You carry a 10 foot cloud around you.

It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I ask senior staff...

It is more important than my marriage right now.

It isn't ego. A relationship with the White House is currency. I need some.

It isn't virtuous. It's all there is.

It isn't.

It keeps it in committee...

It makes a difference.

It needs a Texan.

It says where to go during a nuclear attack.

It seldom leads to anything but confusion.

It served as a waste of time. Keep up the good work.

It should flatter her neck and please you.

It took you long enough.

It was a gift which he gave away.

It was a surprise to discover professional golfers...

It was an easy school.

It was an impressive performance...

It was hubris, and we got what we deserved.

It was there for anyone who might be hungry.

It was....

It wasn't a ship from another planet, just another time.

It wasn't gonna happen.

It wasn't gonna happen. Maybe somewhere down the road.

It would be easier if they weren't friends.

It'll anger the left, energize the right and the middle will feel played.

It's a baby and a new mother. Look at that.

It's a crappy law.

It's a picture I found.

It's a very sensitive job. And a hard job.

It's a waste of taxpayer money to have it signed and photocopied...

It's a white flag of surrender.

It's a wristwatch.

It's all about the fundamentals. Keep your feet moving on defense.

It's all we could get now.

It's an incredible adventure.

It's been 72 hours since they blew him out of the sky.

It's been three days. This is amateur hour.

It's equal to fighting the war against tobacco by banning certain matchbooks.

It's fine when it's just us, but in there with the chiefs...

It's going to be fine. These things happen.

It's gonna be a test tube with a rubber cap that's deteriorating.

It's gonna be an unbearable day.

It's Hollywood. Who gives a damn?

It's how the most powerful nation behaves.

It's in and out of our radar, we can't see it.

It's in the bag.

It's just been a difficult few days for him.

It's Leo.

It's like helping my older brother. I'm your guy on this.

It's military. You'll know when you know.

It's miraculous.

It's my job to tell the president it's best to show you the door.

It's not a big deal.

It's not doing us much good, is it?

It's not gonna be the red phone and nuclear bombs.

It's not in cement.

It's not like I'm without experience. I'm a former governor.

It's not more important than your marriage.

It's not nothing. Four military targets.

It's not so bad. Talk to them, give them a souvenir pen....

It's not that Larry Posner's movies have sex and violence.

It's not that you cheat, it's how bad you are at it.

It's not the anniversary, it's everything. It's the whole thing.

It's okay.

It's People Who Want to Discuss Things...

It's pretty unusual.

It's proportional, reasonable, responsible, merciful.

It's the BDA.

It's the party they're having at my expense.

It's the segregation.

It's unusual, don't you think?

It's up there right now. I leave you with that.

It's what our fathers taught us.

It's what there is.

It's what we do and have always done.

It's you and me, and someone's drawn on my face with a marker.

Its booster didn't fire and it couldn't escape Earth's orbit.

Jenny and I are splitting up, it just happened, and I'm feeling a little....

Jenny?

Jokes are part of my folksy charm. It's the heart of my popularity.

Josh Lyman, deputy chief of staff. Is it Charles?

Josh, let's go in.

Josh, we were looking for you.

Josh, what card?

Josh, your office sucks.

Josh!

Josh? You owe me $100. I entered you in the football pool.

Josh. Yeah?

Just admit I'm a better athlete and slink away.

Just help me, please.

Just some calls you can make from the residence.

Just to tell you I had a pretty good day.

Katzenmoyer will want tax exempt for Metrolink.

Katzenmoyer, O'Bannon, Lebrandt, this new kid Christopher Wick...

Keep this card at all times.

Keep your seats.

Keep your seats.

Keeping the White House strong is number one.

Know how much noise Air Force One makes when it lands?

Know what? You're what my mother calls a pain in the ass.

L.B.J. never would have taken this crap.

Larry Posner wants a fundraiser.

Last count, we're five votes down.

Last week I met a woman named Laurie.

Later. Right now I'm talking about President Jackson.

Laurie!

Leela, I'm as surprised as anybody. I didn't know till my accountant called.

Leo wants you to meet Lacey from the NSC in his office.

Leo, you mind if I ask you a question?

Leo?

Leo? You need me?

Leo.

Let it ring forth from this time and place...

Let me consult the Constitution. I'm not sure you get authority...

Let me guess. Josh got them back in the boat.

Let me say one thing.

Let the Chiefs get to know you.

Let the poets write about that, Byron.

Let them get to know you. In the meantime, you outrank them.

Let's do guns, Sam.

Let's do this:

Let's go in.

Let's go.

Let's leave it until tomorrow.

Let's move from actual trouble and talk about...

Let's move on to the grizzly bear.

Let's not get the caucus more pissed off.

Let's see if I can find it in me.

Let's spend our time plotting against a country that can't defend itself.

Let's take a walk.

Let's take it back a moment.

Letting the character cops win...

Like a writer on a movie set.

Like you had combat training in premed.

Listen up, everybody.

Listen, we won.

Listen, you're close with Cathy, right?

Listen.

Listen. Fine.

Lloyd Russell is no longer our client.

Look at Mandy over there. Going punch for punch with Toby...

Look at that picture again.

Look at that.

Look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet.

Look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet.

Louder. Syrian Air Defense didn't hear you.

Makes perfect sense.

Mandy was in my office.

Mandy was in my office.

Mandy.

Many candidates have those. The rest is just gut instinct.

Map Room, Roosevelt Room.

Margaret phoned to confirm your meeting with the vice president.

Margaret!

Maybe an Irish setter. What do you think?

Maybe the vending machines fall on them...

Maybe this is a military coup? I want the Secret Service.

Maybe you should get back to the residence.

Me and 16 other freshmen. That makes me weak.

Me and Leo and Josh.

Me and my pal? You're referring to President Bartlet?

Me, you, the hooker, the deputy chief of staff, and the Journal.

Might be a good time to tell him about Sam.

Miss Hampton, we are on the stairs, drinking wine out of paper cups.

More people are killed getting change out of vending machines.

Morning, Mr. President.

Mr. Cashman and Secretary Hutchinson...

Mr. Grant is a federal employee.

Mr. Grant?

Mr. President, did you take your back pills?

Mr. President, Morris Tolliver is dead.

Mr. President?

Mr. President. I thought you were staying in bed.

Mr. Vice President?

Mr. Zeigler, you have a follow up?

Mrs. Landingham wrote it down. Give it to the steward.

Mrs. Landingham, I can't find my glasses.

Mrs. Landingham, what's next?

Mrs. Landingham?

Mrs. Landingham.

My aides are...

My cheese appointment is here...

My daughter, Zoey, is down from Hanover. I'm making chili.

My daughter's starting Georgetown after the first.

My fellow Americans.

My friends, my daughter, my beer and some chili!

My mom, she's a police officer.

My nephew gave me an ashtray.

My sister played it over and over, I don't know how many years ago.

My staff goes with me, or do they...

Name the weapons banned in the bill, and why they should be legal.

Navy jets have been in the area...

Neither of us have to. Things haven't gotten that bad.

Neither will anyone else. You should think about it.

Never mind the salad.

Nice of you to call. I don't see you enough.

Nice of you to find me, but I've been in the loop.

No need to describe her tone. We're married.

No phone calls in or out.

No way Wick jumps the fence.

No, but I hear stories.

No, Helen. Our economy is fundamentally...

No, I feel fine.

No, I guess not.

No, I haven't spoken with him.

No, I was talking about the bill.

No, it's "typically" my landlord, college loans...

No, it's because...

No, Sam's not available either.

No, they're not.

No, we're not done. There's one other thing.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. After it wears off, there's just a guy with a violin in my house.

No. Sit.

No. We're gonna do it in person.

Nobel Laureate in Economics? Three term congressman.

Nobody ever looks like Joe McCarthy. That's how they get in the door.

None of my visitors will understand.

Not at all. Our economy remains fundamentally strong...

Not for nothing...

Not only didn't I know what he was gonna say...

Not the 3 inch grip, the 2 inch, and the 30 round clip, not the 20.

Note that Josh isn't on the list.

Nothing makes me feel quite so good...

Nothing to figure out.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now he tells me.

Now I'm just stretching my legs.

Now it's Tillinghouse. I came in to talk to you about that.

Now she's become a wolf person?

Now you guys think I'm on the leash.

Now, everybody look back up at me.

Now, go away.

Number of people killed by wolf attack: zero.

Of course I didn't. I never pay any attention to...

Of course they don't want me, I'm a press secretary.

Of course they offered it!

Oh, for God's...

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

Oh, man.

Oh, sorry. You know what, I just got it.

Oh, yeah!

Okay, I don't know what to say.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On behalf of everybody here, let me say that that's a relief.

One night he set the briefcase down and he said, "Bess...

One thing follows another, therefore caused by the other.

Only thing left is to say hello to the president.

Open your mouth, sir.

Or Sam or Toby, for that matter.

Or you could bribe me.

Ordinarily, we get info from inside Syrian intelligence.

Our anniversary.

Our scientists are working on a plan.

Oval Office, chief of staff.

Pass and get open on offense.

People die from vending machines?

People killed last year by vending machines: four.

People will be mad if we kill you.

People will like reading that you don't have any money.

Perhaps Mrs. McGarry would enjoy you in a nice smoking jacket.

Personal aide. Traditionally a young guy, 25 years old...

Please do what you do when I can't find them.

Please take your seats, folks.

Please. Which of those kids is my boss's daughter?

Pluie was shot and killed by a rancher last month.

Pluie's gonna get drunk, wander off the road and eat my cat.

Plus I dinged my BMW's suspension.

Plus the F 14s.

President Bartlet's a good man. He's got a good heart.

Presidents don't make new friends.

Previously, on The West Wing:

Previously:

Previously:

Previously:

Puccini. Wagner's German.

Put it in a high hat.

Questions?

Ranchers don't want wolves returned to the West.

Ranchers face falling stock prices, rising taxes, drought...

Really?

Recommendations, ACT scores... You didn't want to go to college?

Right now? Nothing.

Right, Janeane. I'm on my way.

Right.

Right.

Right. I was looking for a job as a messenger.

Right. You might rethink marrying the lines:

S&P's gonna raise the city's credit rating.

Sam and Toby are communications. And speeches won't be a priority.

Sam knows right and wrong.

Sam Seaborn had a guy who spotted a UFO today.

Sam Seaborn, deputy communications director.

Sam wrote two paragraphs and I wrote 37 pages.

Sam, coordinate with the state department guy and spokesperson.

Sam, go.

Sam, what do you know?

Sam, when are you writing the Hilton Head?

Sarah Wissinger?

Sarcasm's disturbing from a woman of your age.

Scenario one, or "Pericles One," its code name...

Second of all, this is Jonathan Lacey.

Secret Service investigates all threats against the president.

See how benevolent I can be...

See you guys.

See?

Send him in.

Senior aides hoped this would serve as a victory for the president...

Seriously, how much would it cost?

Set aside Wick, someone's wrong. Katzenmoyer and O'Bannon, I buy.

Seven.

She answers to me and she answers to Toby.

She didn't. I didn't find out about it until the next day.

She didn't. She covered your ass. She's a good girl.

She discovered that Hoynes responded to an A3 question:

She doesn't need to run to you every time...

She liked music. A lot.

She said she's happy Rosen passed on my job.

She said to come here.

She shouldn't feel like trash...

She used to pretend she was conducting to the music.

She wanted to be a conductor.

She was adamant. Her tone...

She was babysitting for me and there was a fire.

She was killed five months ago.

She was my girlfriend.

She was shot and killed on duty a few months ago.

She wished you luck and said to take your back medicine.

She wouldn't talk.

She's already won her battle with the president.

She's in the back.

She's in the kitchen.

She's like my younger sister, but she's paid and she frightens me.

She's made 3 round trips between Canada and Wyoming.

She's recommending you.

She's won championships, we've seen her photograph.

Sheila, if you need me...

Shouldn't you take this to the president?

Since he's Italian, I'm just a wet girl in a Donna Karan dress.

Since I became the kid raising his hand...

Since I told you you would enjoy it...

Since when do you need help?

Sir, I...

Sir, Josh Lyman is here, wondering if he could see you a moment.

Sir, this may be a good time to talk about your sense of humor.

Sir? Sir?

Sit down. Come on, sit down.

Slide me a soda, please.

Smallpox has been gone for 50 years. No one has an acquired immunity.

Smashes it on the sidewalk.

So great was the retribution of Rome universally understood...

So have a seat.

So I had a pretty good day.

So if you want to start using American military strength...

So is the attorney general.

Somebody call CNN and find out if we hit anything!

Somebody throw him out of the building!

Someone gave you a year's supply of fruit? Why?

Something about a popcorn maker.

Something I can help you with, Mr. McGarry?

Something's heading east over the Pacific.

Sometimes people get left behind.

Sometimes they'll be kings and prime ministers. Understand?

Sometimes you have to be invisible in plain sight...

Soon as I'm sworn in, I need $10,000 a week for reelection.

Sorry, did you want to answer?

Sorry. You saw this coming.

Sounds pretty straightforward.

Spring break...

Stand by for confirmation code.

Stand by.

Start the clock on Pericles One.

Stay. Save yourself a call.

Stay. We've got "Amman," a woman, the works.

Still!

Stop looking at me like that. You're talking about Jenny.

Stop reading the disclosure reports!

Strained. "This is a time when the president needs our support. "

Strange?

Sure, there are other ways to spend.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Well....

Surely not the people's servants.

Surely we can do it again...

Take a beat. There you go.

Take a walk with me.

Talk to Toby. Just Toby.

Talking about the bill or my smoking jacket?

Tell him it's always like this the first time and he's doing fine.

Tell me something, what's in it for me?

Tell me the problem, Toby.

Tell me you are not showing your face...

Ten minutes to air.

Thank you all. God bless you, and God bless America!

Thank you, Toby.

Thank you!

Thank you! Now if I had my glasses!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Friends, please.

Thank you. Good night.

Thank you. I'll see you in the morning.

Thank you. You have to go back to bed.

Thanks for asking. You improvised in the "D" section.

Thanks, John. I want you to know the president and I appreciate it.

Thanks, Margaret.

Thanks. I have a new barber.

Thanks. What's in the bag?

That bill was our coming out! Our "Nessun Dorma! "

That comes from a lifetime between the devil and the deep blue sea.

That comes from not seeing me for months.

That could have been any time.

That helps explain Buckingham Palace.

That is why my team thoroughly dominated yours.

That my demons were shouting down my better angels?

That quote will disappear.

That sounds goofy.

That was a joke.

That was Larry Posner's old place.

That was me. During my period of hating you.

That was predictable, wasn't it?

That was unrealistic.

That without the support of our allies...

That, right there.

That's a debt increase of $188 billion against a $22 billion deficit.

That's all for now. Later we'll do Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman.

That's as stupid as thinking capital punishment...

That's me being nice.

That's the beauty part. With corporate sponsorship...

That's the moment you're finished in Democratic politics.

That's what he pays me for.

That's what I thought.

That's what my mother calls it too, sir.

That's you being nice?

The ACLU will file a petition on behalf of reindeer...

The best I can gather from what I've overheard in the restroom...

The best thing to do is to forget about it.

The bicycle under the tree.

The block of cheese was huge, over 2 tons.

The chiefs are moving as swiftly as they can...

The chili's ready, I hope you enjoy it.

The Coast Guard's fishing for Cubans, and I slept with a prostitute.

The Cold War is over. There's...

The combination of American lives and Morris.

The commandant of the Second Division doesn't include me.

The counsel is...

The day before, the president is giving a speech...

The directions to...?

The dollar's down three cents against the yen.

The downstairs office here at 11:00 p.m.

The event was over at 10:30. I thought you were coming straight home.

The Farnsworth.

The first lady is in ****stan.

The first time I didn't know. The second, I didn't care that much.

The guns aren't going to Scottsdale. They go to Detroit and Philadelphia.

The idea would make the people I work for nervous.

The language seems strained, doesn't it?

The military implications?

The most he was talking about was $6 an acre.

The next day I discovered she was a call girl.

The order came through Syrian defense.

The order was given at 1627, code name Pericles One.

The other night, on the court, did you mean what you said?

The past isn't the only thing your family can be proud of.

The people in his district are so patriotic...

The Phoenix, the Sparrow, and the Sidewinder. Are we covered?

The point is...

The president doesn't hold grudges. He pays me to.

The president isn't wild about Posner's fundraiser...

The president just told anyone who reads a paper...

The president was yelling at Cashman and Berryhill...

The president would like to keep you on.

The president would prefer his brother in law not know.

The president's personal aide.

The president's pissed at you and so am I.

The range? Votes are expensive. O'Bannon's gonna want farm subsidies.

The restrictions include the Mini 9 and the Ruger 14.

The rise in the Producer's Price Index...

The Ryder Cup shouldn't have ended up on us.

The Ryder Cup team.

The situation basically is this:

The slut gave him the jacket July 3.

The U.N.'s doing the least they can do.

The vice president commented on the White House position on the A3C3...

The White House belongs to the people...

The White House will veto it when no one's looking.

The wolves only roadway?

The wolves only roadway.

Then he made them eat 2 tons of cheese.

Then I ask again, what's the virtue of a proportional response?

Then Katzenmoyer and O'Bannon order off the menu.

Then why am I handing you a personal political victory?

Then you come in and brandish this...

There are Democrats on the Hill with noses out of joint...

There are levels in our Air Defense Command.

There are nine of us.

There are serious people there.

There are things I can't discuss.

There is no law, no decency.

There we go.

There'll be a briefing if we've engaged the military.

There's a magazine article... A magazine article came out...

There's a world war right there.

There's an agent outside. It looks like a card game.

There's Cathy, Donna, and Margaret....

There's no cause to gloat.

There's no one in the world I don't hate right now.

There's no one in the world I don't hate.

There's something that's been bothering me.

These few years while I'm doing this, it's more important than my marriage.

These things go unexplained.

These things happen slowly.

They beat me before I got my boxes unpacked.

They can't fold their equipment into a briefcase.

They couldn't have done better than you.

They did that, so we did this. It's the cost. It's factored in.

They go quail hunting with an Uzi?

They hit a barracks, we hit two transmitters.

They hit an airplane, we hit a transmitter. That's proportional.

They keep saying "This is a time when the president needs our support. "

They sent pictures of the Malibu place.

They suck. They're terrible.

They want me up in a plane or down in a bunker. They don't want you.

They want to blame something.

They were screaming at me, "Governor, it's gotta be Toby. "

They weren't saying, "Thanks for sleeping with me. "

They won't be issuing any releases.

They'll advise you well and go where you point.

They'll be in the paper in two days.

They'll vote together, so we only need one.

They're copycats of the AR 15 banned two years ago.

They're dragging their feet to make me look like a clown.

They're issuing a press release.

They're men of character. They may not like your resume...

They're naturally suspicious of your leadership.

They're routine. Ready?

They're screaming bloody murder and talking about political retribution.

They've been abandoned for three days. We know that from the satellite.

They've searched your room...

Things have moved since I was here last.

Thirty seconds!

This is a beautiful piece of music. Do you know this?

This is a girl. You don't call her "ma'am. "

This is Charles Young.

This is crazy. I don't want to live like this. I can't.

This is different coffee than we usually have.

This is Fitzwallace. I have a go order.

This is for show.

This is gonna sound silly.

This is good news.

This is Josh Lyman. Call me. I need to know what happened.

This is the most important thing I'll ever do, Jenny.

This is the White House, so it's probably not important.

This is the White House, so it's probably not important.

This is...

This isn't the last one we'll have to do. But sit him down.

This job's better. It pays more, you don't ride on a bicycle...

This morning, at 6:35 a.m...

This other plan...

This was fun, but we're busy...

This was just, I think, a bad day.

This was taken the night we met. At the seafood place.

This was the council's office till the communications staff conquered.

This, prior to medical school and a life of celibacy.

Threatening a president's life. Conspiracy.

Three main terminals and two runways.

Three senators, two secretaries, one federal judge and two agency directors.

Three, and I can't emphasize this enough...

To jump from a radar officer to the president skips levels.

Toby and Sam are with the writers and you have nothing to do.

Toby, by changing some words...

Toby, start a draft.

Toby, Toby, Toby.

Toby! We need to do something.

Toby.

Toby's a nice name, don't you think?

Toby's not available to speak on the phone.

Toby's not resigning. We're making more of this...

Today was no exception. C.J. is gonna be up all night...

Tough day.

Try the General Cho's chicken.

Twenty hour days, long trips at the last minute.

Twice in 12 months.

Two and a half paragraphs, 37 pages.

Two munitions dumps in North Rashan, Saffian bridge and I.H.Q.

Two things you never let people see you make:

Two, don't get drunk in the middle of the day.

Typical of you to leap to that.

Very well.

Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people.

Wait for the U.N.'s statement. It's the least they can do.

Wait!

Wait. What?

Wake him. Toby.

Want to do mail?

Want to try spicy beef? I'm happy with my food.

Want to work for the leader of the free world?

Was David Rosen your first choice for my job?

We appreciate this.

We are imploring these people...

We are missing a huge opportunity.

We are not! Four high rated military targets.

We ask her to keep an eye out. She's recommended you for another job.

We call the president "sir. "

We can build schools and protect wildlife at the same time.

We can't admonish them Tuesday and cash their check Wednesday.

We can't get over these women.

We could've brought in an optometrist!

We did not lose Texas because of the hat joke.

We do fine by ourselves.

We don't know anything.

We don't need an opposition party.

We get the guy for the job, and we take it from there.

We give away nothing.

We got four of them back, but I was stupid with Richardson.

We got some quick information.

We got what we deserved.

We have charts to outline the chain of command.

We have enough trouble with the first lady's Ouija board.

We have not had success yet...

We have to do this inch by inch.

We haven't had success yet having those weapons banned.

We love you, Josh!

We need a new one. I've done better talent shows than our events.

We need an economic stimulus package...

We need the vice president to get Tillinghouse.

We need to gang up on him. It won't be Mandy, right?

We need to get state department officials, Pentagon...

We need to talk about...

We need to win. We take a victory lap. That's how we get momentum.

We plan a whack at it when Congress comes back from recess.

We put together a scenario by which we attack Hassan airport.

We seem to have wandered off the point a bit.

We should spend less time looking good and more...

We spent the evening together.

We talked about Josh and Mary Marsh. He left before I...

We try to do it the first of every month.

We want you on Air Force One...

We were just talking about Joanie.

We were talking about these women.

We were up all night on that one, Toby.

We'd like to tell you about Pluie.

We'd like you to pay more attention to UFOs.

We'd stand on the border and stare you down, then go for pancakes.

We'll be tough and give away nothing. That's what I'm taking to Leo.

We'll cripple intelligence and surface to air strike capabilities.

We'll have a party. It will be great.

We'll make more vaccine.

We'll say we don't think we'd be disappointed...

We'll start in a few minutes. Give fair warning.

We're doing nothing.

We're done talking now. You can go.

We're done.

We're done. My staff is waiting...

We're fine. Leo will call when he's ready.

We're fixing it.

We're getting really good at it.

We're going on the air soon so I don't know...

We're going to California soon.

We're going to win on Wednesday!

We're gonna have someone take you to bed.

We're gonna set up a meeting for you with the vice president.

We're gonna start the briefing.

We're having difficulty getting the word out.

We're lucky to get the question and you blow it off?

We're not gonna do anything?

We're not gonna do it.

We're not listening! We're not having it!

We're out of Syrian airspace.

We're talking unions, defense contracts.

We're the only superpower left.

We're underway.

We've done nothing wrong, yet the perception would be embarrassing.

Welcome to the NFL.

Well done, Mr. President.

Well, I like to...

Well, let's get to work.

Well, there's my sister, Deanna...

Well, we've got the law on our side now!

What about the Striker 12?

What about your social life, friends, what you do?

What can you do at 2 a.m. that you can't during business hours?

What do you need?

What do you say? Want to help?

What do you say? You want to come help us out?

What do you want?

What happened?

What I heard was the text was user proof...

What is the virtue of a proportional response?

What kind of card?

What kind of...?

What more do you need to know?

What of it? Who is this?

What the hell?

What time is it?

What was that?

What was thought to be mechanical failure...

What were you guys talking about?

What will be the next challenge...

What you mean to say is Posner's movies are bad.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's a better way to spend the money?

What's going on in there?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's her name?

What's his story?

What's not a big deal?

What's the press talking about?

What's the range we're talking about?

What's the tip?

What's this?

What's up?

Whatever it was you said to C.J.

When asked about campaigning in Texas, you say you look bad in funny hats.

When did I cheat?

When I think of all the work you put in to get me to run...

When I want to make a substantive contribution...

When I want to make a substantive contribution...

When she tells you something...

When smallpox was eradicated...

When the melon's done, in the town square... You got a band gazebo?

When the NSC guy gave you your cards.

When they gave you the card and said it's you and not Cathy...

When was the last time you went to a meeting?

When you're into something, don't keep it from me.

When's the BDA?

Where did Robert Benigni push me into the pool?

Where the hell did he go?

Where was Morris' protection, or anybody else on that plane?

Where'd you meet her?

Where's Charlie?

Where's the president? Haven't seen him.

Where's the president? He's asleep.

Where's the retribution for the families? The warning to the world...

Which did you take, sir, the Vicodin or the Percocet?

White House communications.

Who was that kid who figured out where my glasses were?

Who would think with all that...

Who?

Whoa, not so fast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whomever we pick.

Why are you here now?

Why are you here?

Why aren't you dead?

Why aren't you in college?

Why be in power if you can't haul your enemies in?

Why can't we do both?

Why can't you tell me there's a person in my office?

Why did Joanie play the Ave Maria in her room?

Why did you call me four times and then come and find me?

Why did you find me?

Why did you make that deal?

Why didn't you say so?

Why does Pluie do it?

Why she serves her country is beyond me, but she's not missed a day's work.

Why shouldn't I keep on doing what I've been doing?

Why shouldn't I?

Why take a victory and declare defeat?

Why, John, you do seize the moment, don't you?

Why's it good?

Will the president make an apology?

Will the two of you shut up?

Will you come early, stay late and do your job efficiently?

With the Joint Chiefs, I feel I'm back at my father's dinner table.

Wolves don't kill people. It's a myth.

Wolves have to breed with many packs to keep from becoming extinct.

Women can't get enough of my 1993 Dodge Dart.

Wow, are you stupid!

Write a law that saves lives, I'll sign it.

Yeah, I've been humming it to myself all morning.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, we need to arrest people for being mean.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, Fitz!

Yeah. I'll be right up.

Yeah. I'll wait for him.

Yes, sir, I did.

Yes, sir, I do.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, which is why I'd like very much for you to do the following.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I'm done. Really.

You all start out cynical, but there's always one or two converts a day.

You and any kid with a decent paper route.

You are a cattle rustler.

You are a wise and brilliant man, Toby.

You aren't the kid in class with his hand up.

You arranged for McGreggor to testify in the first place.

You better hurry. I'm the only one with a card.

You called me a paranoid nudnik.

You called me a paranoid nudnik.

You came to me because you don't want to use Hoynes.

You can conquer the world like Charlemagne.

You can squeeze a nickel better than anyone I know.

You can't be mad at me.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

You could afford to buy one of those now if you want.

You could see it as bad. I think it's good.

You cut me out for a year! Sure, once the Ryder...

You did nothing. You were a passenger.

You didn't know when she charged you for sex?

You didn't work hard enough.

You didn't work hard enough. What happened to the TEC DC 9, the TEC 22?

You do it.

You do not want to have this conversation with the guy next door.

You don't suppose that's how the story got started?

You give me the go order, sir.

You gonna pay him a decent wage?

You gonna treat him with respect?

You got it!

You gotta ask them! You gotta ask them!

You guys are doing okay, Josh.

You guys take care.

You have a once in a generation mind. They'll respect that.

You have to ask, is it an intentional snub of his old friend, Jed Bartlet?

You have to let me protect you and the president.

You have to make that real. This time it was me.

You humiliated me back there and you scared me.

You just run the stairs at the Rose Bowl?

You just said three things that all mean the same thing.

You knew you'd be held to a higher standard here.

You know Posner's a huge supporter.

You know that conspiring to manipulate the market in any way...

You know the worst part?

You know, she's starting Georgetown in the spring.

You look like an idiot.

You look like you could use a client.

You make plenty of them.

You might want to mention to Josh Lyman...

You never want people to see how you make laws or sausages.

You pay the bills and do what they tell you.

You picked a bad time.

You prefer Charlie. Leo filled me in about your mother.

You really are very sweet sometimes.

You remember Stuart White and Ray Finley.

You said you got a card and Joanie didn't.

You said you read the report in your study last night.

You should take that back.

You shouldn't have, it's not a big deal.

You tell Coles, Toby Ziegler said there's a new sheriff in town.

You think adding to the body count is a deterrent?

You think I won't recognize Steffi Graf when she's serving at me?

You think I'm taking this personally?

You think that's what's stopping me from greatness?

You think?

You told us your tennis partner worked at the American Consulate.

You try getting his attention.

You understand I wasn't abused as a child, that I like what I do?

You understand that?

You understand why we do this.

You want me to carry that to the cab?

You want me to consider it a directive from here?

You want to buy me a drink?

You want to do this now?

You wanted to see me. I think I know why.

You were just a little boy. That's what you were supposed to do.

You won for best gift on the disclosure report.

You won that election for him. You, Leo, C.J. and Sam.

You won with 52%%%, but the president won your district with 59.

You won't get out of it.

You work in the White House and you're consorting...

You wouldn't happen to have $125,000 I could borrow, would you?

You wouldn't think there's a group more arrogant than us...

You, C.J., Toby.

You'd go to the press and endorse a challenger?

You'll get caught.

You'll know what to say.

You'll let the DNC spend money?

You'll try and change me, arguing, asserting...

You're a better director than David Rosen would've been.

You're a doctor in a uniform.

You're a great writer.

You're also the runner up with the $345 cigarette holder...

You're bluffing.

You're communications director. You...

You're forbidden from adding cumin to the chili.

You're from United States Space Command.

You're gonna be the one to cook?

You're gonna try and reform her? You are.

You're gonna try and reform her.

You're in no actual trouble. Absolutely not.

You're kidding me.

You're late.

You're not serious.

You're playing with fire. Talk to Toby.

You're right, but not now.

You're right.

You're right. After a few minutes, it's strange, but....

You're sweet sometimes, you really are.

You're voting down a measure to restrict sales of deadly weapons...

You're with the energy secretary in five minutes. What's going on?

You've been there for me, been loyal...

You've gone through all your workers and your wife.

You've got a problem, I'm here to help. You're like family.

You've got a roll call.

You've got to understand my district, Josh.

Your constituents like the TEC 9, do they?

Your food's getting cold. Want me to bring it?

Your grades are better than mine. Not really, but they're close.

Your insight is matched only by the courage displayed in this bill.

Your mom was killed with a.38 revolver.

Your mother was killed by a.38 revolver firing KTws...

Your name sounds familiar.

Your parents are gone?

Your tombstone will read Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

Your wife's beautiful.

Zoey's down from Hanover, and I'm making chili.

Zoey's down from Hanover, I'm making chili tonight.

27 lawyers in the room. Anybody know "post hoc, ergo propter hoc"?

40,000 square miles.

55,000 more people will be killed with guns in two years...

88B is ready. Matthews wants to know what we know.

100 people get it, we'll have a global emergency...

240 million guns out there. How you gonna get them back?

1800 miles, from Yellowstone to the Yukon territory...

...a very high priced call girl? Yes.

...also from Sarah Wissinger. Sarah was fond of me.

...and someone's drawn over my face. That was me.

...but I'm just stretching my legs. Okay.

...but that's beside the point. What is your point?

...but the conference takes priority. I agree.

...on violence in film. One he shouldn't give.

...say, "I've got a friend.... " McGarry here.

...will have any reduction in crime? Yes. Next.

"Big hats. " So what?

"Good morning" is a good way to start. Good morning.

"Happy days are here again"? The president likes it.

"Insuccessful"? Yes?

"Political cover, counterproductive. " Good.

$5,000 worth? That's right.

$32 billion against the surplus. Jaworski knows that's no good.

$125,000. Could you stop saying that?

$125,000. Could you stop saying that?

2:00. Somebody pay?

84E SLAM? Standoff land attack missile.

131 over 84. That was a joke.

443 will stay in committee. I heard.

A picture. Picture of us...

A question or two. Is it time for my scolding?

A semiautomatic... Yes, I'm trying... A grenade launcher!

About A3C3? Yeah.

About that, dude... Shove it, dude. This isn't a frat.

Absolutely right. I need a cab.

Absolutely. Who do we get?

Accidentally? Yes.

Accidentally? Yes.

Actual and P.R. Talk about actual.

Adam Lee at the Pentagon. Got him.

Admiral Fitzwallace... Excuse me.

After putting $500,000 away. I saved wisely.

Again. What are you worth?

Agreed. Fine.

All set? You tell me.

Americans need to buy U.S. cars. I told him.

An 1800 mile wolves only roadway? Pluie had to...

And Chris Wick? Wick? I own his ass.

And damaging to the president. Indeed.

And David Rosen? What?

And David Rosen? What?

And I am? Not controlling.

And I'm fairly sure I'm right. Yeah, good.

And look how young I am. What about Gil McGreggor?

And the girl? Corey.

And the Kung Pao. With the sauce. With the sauce.

And the U.S. Canadian border. Sure, no photo ID.

And this is good? There is no good!

And where was that? I'm sorry?

And you're not concerned? Who hasn't known forbidden love?

And? Miscommunication. He's on board.

And? That's it.

And? That's it.

And? We're fine.

And? You lost $100.

Another $100. Gotta play to win.

Any advice? It's not my place.

Any pictures? Thought you'd never ask.

Any word yet on the.... The thing's still out there.

Anyone but Mandy. Right!

Anyone see you? No.

Anything else? No.

Anyway.... I'll see Tillinghouse.

Are we having this argument? Sir?

Are we paying any attention at all? No.

Are you afraid you have smallpox? No.

Are you asking if I'd like one? Do you know how serious it is?

Are you drunk? No.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Nice job looking calm.

Are you okay? Yeah.

As I was saying to... Thank you.

Ask me inside. Inside.

Ask the Federal Reserve. I'm a novice. Toby.

Beautiful work. Thanks!

Because of the joke? Yes.

Because of the joke? Yes.

Because one of... Stop!

Beg your pardon. Did I call you... Zoey.

Behaving as a superpower ought to. It's produced crappy results!

Bert's calling me out? Apparently.

Bertram Coles... I like anything starting with that.

Better than "fine. " It was good.

Botrell? No, it's not Botrell.

But for agents holding me... Thank God for the Secret Service.

But I would like a bottle of water. Fine.

But you called and went back. To see her. Not to solicit her.

But you're as certain as you can be? Yes, sir.

C.J.'s looking for you. Tell her I'm here.

Calm down. They just changed grips!

Can I ask you a question? What?

Can I talk to you? Yeah.

Can I try it on? No.

Can she spell anything? No.

Can we do this another time? No, please. I know my body.

Can you go into detail? A helipad...

Capt. Tolliver, coffee? I'm fine, Nancy.

Charlie, you met Zoey Bartlet? It's a pleasure, ma'am.

Charlie? Yes?

Charlie's here for Ted's job. Don't get up.

Chess. Over brandy.

Chili tonight! Yes, sir.

Chili. Don't listen to him.

Chris Wick is waiting. I know.

Christiansen? No.

Congratulations. Thanks.

Congratulations. What did I do?

Congressman. Dude.

Could we talk about me? Think I'll stretch it?

Could we talk? My office. I'll be back.

Crouse. Alabama. No.

Cut back on red meat? Dairy? Yeah.

Decline a photo op with the president? It's the luck we're having.

Did you blow off C.J.? Is that what this is about?

Did you know? Know what?

Did you need me? Sorry?

Did you say that? Yeah.

Did you talk to Hoynes? For a minute this morning.

Did you trip? I didn't know she was one.

Digging your heels... You're talking?

Do I have a large neck? What?

Do I have enemies in that room? All our people.

Do women like violinists? Thinking about lessons?

Do you want to talk about it at all? No.

Does the president have free time? Nothing but time, Toby.

Doesn't it need cumin? It needs oregano.

Doesn't work like that. I've discovered.

Doing what? Don't get cute.

Don't involve the president. Right. This is us.

Don't tell anyone this happened. Sam.

Don't worry. And cut back on dairy. And red meat.

Donald hasn't called. Who?

Done polishing and tweaking? Yes.

Done. Wait.

Donna! I should go.

Donna? What?

Drop the spoon. I knew it was you.

Especially long term capital outlays. You lost me.

Estimated BDA? I don't know!

Estimated time? 6:30 Eastern.

Evening, Mr. Vice President. Josh, nice victory.

Evening, Toby. I can't stop...

Ever try to overthrow the government? Is the messenger job unavailable?

Ever try to overthrow the government? No.

Everybody has it, but you... Excuse me?

Excuse me, Leo. Yes?

Excuse me? You work very hard.

Fahrenheit? Is that not normal?

Fantastic! Thank you.

Feel better with that off your chest? I'm a new woman.

Feel free to sue. I'll represent you. Let's go.

Few know about us. My first time.

Financial disclosure. Again?

Flu shot. I don't need one.

For a spot at the nominations. I might nominate the president.

For how long? A week.

For me? Yeah.

For want of glasses! Try mine.

Friend to friend. Yeah.

From you? Yeah.

Game point, let's go. Sir...

Gave me what card? The NSC card with directions.

Get her to keep this off Leo's desk. I think it goes on it.

Get your coats. You hungry? No. Yes.

Gil McGreggor. Mandy! But here I am.

Give me names. We're finding out.

Go ahead. Thanks a lot.

Go figure. What else?

God, I was right? That's what I thought.

Good evening, Mr. Vice President. Come on in. Thanks, Janeane.

Good for you. How long will you stay? A week.

Good job. Thank you.

Good job. You didn't like it. It was fine.

Good night, everyone. Good night.

Good night, John. Good night, Leo.

Good night, Leo. Good night, John.

Good night. Don't do what you're doing.

Good one. Everybody's a critic.

Good, Sam. No, it's not. Actually, it stinks.

Good. Hire a lawyer anyway.

Got in tough sc****s? Didn't have to.

Grant's a new member of my team. A ringer.

Had we properly briefed you... Bill, $6 an acre!

Hang on! I have objections. Like what?

Have a seat if you like. I don't mind standing.

Have you lost your mind? Mandy.

He blew "D. " It was inspired.

He doesn't play. What does he play?

He had a 10 day old baby. I know.

He said that? Believe it?

He was very clear... You stole them.

He wasn't ready for it. How do you get ready?

He'll talk to me? Yes.

He's a gamer. I can pick them. If you say so.

He's backed up. I see.

He's gonna kick your ass, you know. Whatever.

He's not. Yeah, he is.

He's our only client. Was.

Here it comes. Mm. Oh, Sam.

Hey, good to see you. Mr. President.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. What's up?

Hi there. Hi.

Hi there. How you doing?

Hi. Hi!

Hi. Hi.

Hide in your office? No, I'm not hiding.

Hold still. What is that?

Hot damn! Now you're talking. I think she meant me.

How about booze? Sure. Two Dewar's on the rocks.

How are you? Josh Lyman. You don't have to introduce yourself.

How can we thank you? Her expression's enough.

How did I get into trouble? You got out of bed.

How did they refuse? They declined the invitation.

How do you know? I asked him.

How do you know? I know.

How much trouble am I in? There's two kinds:

How soon before an estimated BDA? 10 minutes.

How you doing? Hi.

How? You'll lose the primary.

How'd it go? What do you mean?

How's he doing? He looked freaked.

How's his mood? His mood? Don't worry about it.

How's it going? Finished.

How's the baby? 10 days old.

How's the kid? 10 days old today.

I am something. I want to die.

I asked if I was the first choice... Back to this?

I backed you on that! That's why I'm helping.

I beg your pardon. Toby's got a point.

I called you four times. Stay away. I can't believe you.

I came here, filled an application... I have your paperwork.

I came to be nice to you. Go ahead.

I can't do that. Why not?

I did a little polish up there. Indeed.

I didn't hear the door. What are you doing?

I don't appreciate you... You're a congressman.

I don't blame them. Reality is reality.

I don't care what it is. I care what it is!

I don't got them. Get on the phone. Oh, man.

I don't like going against you. I don't either.

I don't need saving. Yeah, you do.

I don't plan on that. As opposed to those who do?

I don't suppose you'd tell... No way.

I don't want... Give me the medicine.

I forgot your wife's name. Angela.

I got you a present. Why are you being nice?

I got your back on this, buddy. I'm so completely screwed.

I have Ave Maria stuck in my head. The Schubert?

I have news. Good?

I have the broadcast transcript. Broadcast?

I have to say... What time is it? I've got 2:00.

I have. I'm not talking about the Sidewinder.

I haven't eaten lunch yet. What do you want?

I haven't seen her naked. That's not what I'm asking.

I heard you've been nutty today. Mind your own business.

I know it's an inappropriate time. What's on your mind?

I know you're busy. What can I do for you?

I know. It's about Texas.

I know. This conversation was a reminder.

I left abruptly. You're gonna try to reform her.

I left you alone for two minutes. Charlie's a great name.

I made the time tonight. You didn't.

I may have. You'd want to tell me that.

I mean, about the quote? Yeah.

I met with the staff. You made the time.

I missed that? Kiss that raise goodbye.

I need a raise. So do I.

I need ingredients. What?

I need my glasses! She's talking to the porters.

I need time with the president. Me too.

I need to know what we're hitting. Me too.

I quit my job. So did I.

I remember you. More good news for Toby.

I resent this. Tough to tell from your tone.

I see it different. Rocky Mountain College or Purdue?

I should call you Zoey? If I can call you Charlie.

I should get out? Yes.

I should have called... Start here. Name the weapons.

I tell you... Give it up. Where's Zoey?

I thought my work was outstanding. I thought you would.

I understand. Do you?

I want it. If you look...

I want my present. Oh, yeah.

I was following you. I was following you. All right.

I was just going in. How are Toby and the president?

I was with Billy. Who?

I will. Should be a law against it.

I'd definitely talk to him. Oh, I will.

I'll drop it. Thank you.

I'll shut the door. Okay.

I'll talk to him alone. Do it quietly and right now.

I'll talk to Sam. I will.

I'm a professional, not a child. That's the spirit.

I'm an old black man and I do that. He's got to carry his bags...

I'm done. Sure?

I'm from California. Yes.

I'm going to Katzenmoyer. What'll you give him?

I'm here for the messenger job. Debbie's got an eye out.

I'm Jed Bartlet. Charles Young.

I'm just saying...! Leo's office. It's happening.

I'm just telling you. You see that's where I'm going.

I'm looking for Laurie. I don't know her.

I'm not calling him! Why not?

I'm not cold calling like a salesman! Fine.

I'm not sure it hasn't induced it! What are you talking about?

I'm playing. There's no shame in quitting.

I'm Sam, sir. Sam. Of course you are.

I'm saying, owning one stock issue. Yes.

I'm sorry about before. Yeah.

I'm sorry? What's its virtue?

I'm supposed to vet you. Beg your pardon?

I'm used to that. What can I do?

I'm voting my conscience. I know.

I'm voting no. It's all we could get now.

I'm weak willed and stupid. Let's do this later.

I've been irritating you? Yes.

I've got it! I've got a lawyer.

I've got my own bike... I gotta ask more questions...

I've had it up to here with you! Don't do what you're doing, John.

I've known her my whole life. How do you know Brittany?

I've never felt like this. It doesn't go away.

I've told you. No, you haven't.

If I can ask... Aide to the president.

If it gets a vote, isn't it worth it? If Benigni could vote here.

If she calls, I'm at the dentist. Got it.

If you have questions, call me. Sure.

If you lose it, you call us. Who's "us"?

In a nutshell? So to speak.

In retaliation, will we target...? I don't know.

In that spirit... Mandy doesn't go on the list?

In the primary and in November. I was there.

Is a staff supposed to impress me? Josh.

Is everything all right? No, it's not!

Is it Total Crackpot Day again? Yes.

Is mine cold? We ate yours.

Is that it? Yeah.

Is that what people get? It's available.

Is that what this is about? A high profile, visible, noticed...

Is this from this morning? Yes, sir.

Isn't it adorable? That you seek to control me? Love it.

It certainly has the potential... For God's sake, Toby!

It doesn't work, we can't try again. Then I back off.

It is so beautiful. Excellent choice, my friend.

It should all be under silver. They'll know what that means?

It was excellent. See?

It was outstanding! He blew the "D" section.

It'll be tougher on them than on us. Good.

It's 10:38 in Damascus. Where's the Syrian ambassador?

It's a mistake. I'll say.

It's a mistake. Who told you? The minority whip.

It's a shirt. Yes, sir.

It's about our future. It's about not having one lately.

It's an awful big load. He likes you.

It's been bad since it happened. I had a hunch.

It's Bobbi's birthday. It is.

It's happening? That's right.

It's humiliating, isn't it? They'll love you for being broke.

It's no favor. You're a good man.

It's not hypocritical? No, because Sam is right.

It's nothing. Doesn't look that way.

It's optimistic. I'll say.

It's putting me through law school. No bar will admit you with a bust.

It's the right size? We hope.

It's true. You're kidding.

Janeane? If I could have a glass of water.

Joanie, Toby and C.J. Joanie?

John? And you might mention this...

Josh, don't ever do it again. Yes, sir.

Josh. I drink from glory, Donna.

Josh. Yes, sir?

Josh... We'll build one. In this gazebo...

Just a minute. I'm looking at my watch.

Just what else is there? The disproportional response.

Katzenmoyer and Chris Wick. Chris Wick?

Katzenmoyer and Wick. I'd have called that.

Kenworthy. Of the Wall Street Journal?

Kids don't understand. No appreciation for the game.

Kittis? No.

Know that donut on your desk? You ate it?

Know what? What, admiral?

Know when we lost Texas? When you learned to speak Latin?

Last night. Oh, great.

Laws and sausages. Got it.

Leave. Call the guy.

Leo will be ready in a half hour. Thanks.

Leo, Chairman Fitzwallace. Send him in.

Leo. Good evening, Mr. Vice President.

Leo. Josh.

Leo... What's going on?

Leo's got to lighten up on that. Get Wick, then we'll deal with it.

Let me... You don't know.

Let's do this right. No chance of that.

Let's double team him. With Sam and C.J.

Let's go to my office. Why'd you make that deal? Shut up!

Let's go. He's free?

Like I got screwed with my pants on. Excellent.

Like what? Like the Pentagon and therapy.

Like what? This could be one.

Like what? This could be one.

Listen... The PCR, MFR? Any ring a bell?

Lloyd, I was going to... Listen to me.

Look at this. Look at what, sir?

Loosen the ketchup, he pops the top! And gets the ketchup.

Mandy. Excellent choice.

Mandy. Recently unemployed.

Mandy's new. So it's just me on the list?

Margaret. Then call me.

May we tell you what we propose? Sure.

Maybe you should lie down. No need. I'm fine.

McMartin? Standing by.

Me neither. But it's not the first time.

Meantime, look at the new para... I can't see anything!

Morning. What do you got? Morning.

Morris said... I was gonna have Mario fix me one.

Morris, good to see you. Morning.

Morris! Yes, sir?

Mr. President, this is Charles... I don't have time for new people!

Mr. President? We're going too.

Mr. President. Did the first lady call?

Music? I'll put on a record.

My back's fine! I get goofy! I have it here, sir.

Name's got a past. My family is proud of its past.

New media consultant? Absolutely.

Next? If I'd gotten more credit on 443...

No civilian casualties? We can't promise that.

No difference. There is!

No prep? No.

No way to do this without Toby? No.

No, I know how you guys work. That is out of line.

No, I mean, that's good. She's right.

No, it is. I know, I helped write it. You did well.

No, to listen to at the table. Gets weird after a minute.

No, you don't. Yes, I do.

No? Margaret looks good.

No. Again, may I ask why not?

No. Then it's not good.

No. Why?

Noon to 3. Let me see it at 3.

Nope. Anyone but Mandy!

Not good enough. It has to be.

Not Mandy. Who?

Not this year. I had two years to make it happen.

Not true. MAC 90?

Nothing. Really?

Now, are you driving? No, I've got my guy.

Now, why... I just like asking.

Okay, I can see that... No hard feelings...

Okay. Great. Chili.

Okay. Thanks.

On? Central Indiana State.

One other thing. Are we done?

Operational? At his command.

Parents? Father's gone. Mother was a cop.

Perception. Yes.

Pericles One, sir? Pericles One.

Personal aide to the president. I don't understand.

Picked up a hooker. Call girl.

Pluie really got to you? He really was very sweet.

Pluie's a wolf? She is.

Point is, we got whomped in Texas. Twice.

Posner's movies are violent. So is The Godfather.

Possibly interpreted as... I've got a press secretary.

Possibly keynote. Definitely prime time.

Quickly. The AGM 84E SLAM.

Ranchers are killers. They aren't.

Really? Really.

Really? Yes!

Really? Yes.

Really? Yes.

Really? What won it for me? Yeah.

Right. The fifth.

Rock? No.

Ryder Cup team. They're just the latest.

Sam cut the paragraph 10 minutes ago! Coming out!

Sam says they got all five. Tillinghouse? Thank you.

Sam Seaborn. From the White House?

Sam, do you want to close the door? Yeah?

Sam, stop by my office around lunch. Sure.

Sam. Right.

Sam. Nice going. Thank you.

Schubert was crazy, you know? Yes.

Seaborn's office. Danny for Sam.

See you in an hour. Thank you.

See you later. Count on it.

See you next week. Two weeks.

Senior staff in five minutes. Thanks.

She ate it up, so.... Good.

She did! It was Steffi Graf!

She know who you are? I didn't reveal my secret identity.

She knows I work for the president. You think...

She knows? I do. I'll be in to see you shortly.

She liked the choker? Yeah.

She was here? Excuse us, Donna.

She's a knockout. Both of them.

She's busy. Only take a sec!

She's got a great neck. It'll call attention to it.

She's not a hooker. Hang on.

Should I talk to a lawyer? Toby.

Silverman? Bartlet?

Since Morris was on the plane... Americans were on that plane!

Sir, they touched down at Andrews. Thanks.

Sir? I won't say the bill is worthless.

Sir? We'll pick this up this afternoon.

Sitting with military officers? Don't take the bait.

So? We just blew up Syrian intelligence.

Some people don't know that. I do.

Sorry you canceled an appointment. But I did cancel.

Sorry you went to all this trouble. It wasn't any trouble.

Sorry, paragraph eight. We cut that.

Stay on the perimeter. I have been.

Stevie. Does he have time? We're leaving for NY.

Stilwell? No.

Stop! You spend too much money.

Strength, guts or courage? Yes.

Sure this a good time? No.

Sure, I have. No.

Sure? Yes.

Suzanne? Bobbi.

Take it out. You're playing?

Take off your coat. It was impulsive, I wasted your time.

Take the ball out! This is a perfect metaphor.

Talent shows? When I was a kid.

Talk to C.J. I will.

Tel Aviv and London? State's waiting for your word.

Tell him. Mr. President?

Tell him. We're looking.

Tell him. Why?

Tell me what? We lost five.

Thank you. Leo. Give me a hug.

Thanks, admiral. Good luck. See you later.

Thanks. It helps not to know him.

Thanks. They can't get enough of you.

Thanks. What is it?

Thanks. Why did you need to see me?

That sounded like your Helen. Are you concerned?

That sounded very professional to me. Shut up.

That was a Democrat who said that! It's bad, I know.

That was the wrong thing to say. Yes!

That was way too far. No.

That would be me. This is bad on so many levels.

That's a thought that will fester. Hold still.

That's an ugly tie. My granddaughter gave me this.

That's beside the point. So?

That's delicious. You didn't try it with the sauce.

That's good. Disclosure, it is.

That's great! Terrific!

That's how you do it. Game point.

That's it for the economy. Guns.

That's it? What'll you do?

That's not her real name. It's not?

That's not this meeting. Fair point.

That's not what I meant. It always is.

That's Pluie? Yes.

That's roughly it. This is what we do.

That's three. Who'd you get?

That's what I thought. Birthday?

That's why I'm shoring up support. I'm in.

Thattaboy. Can I have a cookie?

The Banking Committee. New Jersey, G 8.

The best golfers in the country... I know what it is.

The director's waiting. Let's have him.

The disease? No, the dessert. Yes, the disease!

The first lady... She's in ****stan. I eat what I want.

The Hilton Head draft? I used tough language.

The idea of using force... We knew he'd be in his head.

The joke? Why does everyone ask?

The joke. You're kidding.

The one from Indiana? No.

The one from the primary? No, he bought another.

The president is asking for you. In a minute.

The president won't agree. He will.

The president... That's her father.

The president's waiting. Excuse me, gentlemen.

The Ryder Cup team declined. You're kidding.

The third? Unwarranted, unprovoked.

The vice president is here. Thanks.

The vice president. No way.

The world moves on a few words. Your point?

Then I'd bring on a string quartet. Call the guy.

Then why should I care? Right.

There are people who like me. Why?

There is! See?

There's a problem. Why?

There's another thing. What?

There's no one else. Sure, there is.

They are having a disagreement. A disagreement or a fight?

They can't be manhandled. They're pissed?

They don't want you nominated! Settle down.

They found a job for me. See you next week.

They left me a shirt. Yes.

They turned us down? C.J.'s on it.

They turned us down? Declined.

They'll wonder about the fuss. Let's not have any.

They'll wonder about the fuss. Let's not have any.

They're cheering. It was fine.

They're in position in two hours? Backed by a second carrier group.

Think she knows? Yeah.

Third one. She moved to the Ryder Cup.

This guy was in the Final Four! Game point, let's go!

This is a disaster! If that's your spin on it...

This is an important conference. It's unimportant.

This is on agriculture? Science and technology.

This is ridiculous. It's not.

This is the first... He'll be there.

This isn't a political maneuver. I know.

This isn't a waste of time? Yes, but it's one of Leo's policies.

Those are highly rated targets. But they know we'll do that.

Three minutes. A full time consultant.

Three things that mean the same thing. Let it go.

Tillinghouse and... No!

Toby said... I said don't worry.

Toby says he's snapping at... Not now, Josh.

Toby, how was last night? Longest dinner of my life.

Toby? What'd you think? Sir?

Toby. What?

Two hours. A little less.

Unbelievable. I don't believe it.

Unprovoked and cold blooded. A third?

Unwarranted, cold blooded... Unprovoked.

Wake him now. Let's leave it until tomorrow, Toby.

Want to dangle his job? Yeah. Let him hear the branch creak.

Was? Shot and killed five months ago.

Waveman? No.

We agreed. No.

We avoid him making those decisions. I made it.

We can't make up our own words. Not a typo?

We can't. Nothing.

We didn't break up until July 9. There it was.

We do it every month. We missed a few.

We don't need to. They'll ask about guns.

We don't think that'll happen. I don't think this'll happen.

We got rules. I don't care.

We had to lose them. You never fought for them.

We have a staff meeting. I'm going.

We lost five votes. What?

We lost five. Give me names.

We need her again. Mandy?

We need her. This is an ambush.

We need this one, Mark. I'm voting no, Leo.

We need to answer the question. Which question?

We need to run through some options. Get Charlie.

We need to talk. I haven't called a full lid.

We spend time on UFOs? I said that.

We talked. I talked it over with other people.

We want them looking! We should go.

We'll be fine. Yeah.

We're a little nerdy, I'll admit. You camouflage it well.

We're behind. Behind on what?

We're doing the thing. Why aren't you in there?

We're in the middle of something. I don't mean to interrupt.

We're on it. Thank you.

We've got a caucus. Hang on.

What about Bartlet? What are you doing here?

What about Toby? I'm unpredictable.

What age would that be? Late 20s.

What are they? One, she can't punch me.

What are you talking about? "I want to know. "

What classes you taking? Mind your own business.

What did I do? How would I know?

What did you bring me? What?

What did you want to say? Nothing. I got staff.

What do we do? Whatever it is, could it be indoors?

What do you do? Exploratory committee.

What do you mean? Let's start with resignation.

What do you want? Sorry?

What else? I'm your first phone call.

What for? Being a good guy.

What happened? Don't know.

What happened? We're five votes short on 802.

What have we got? Three strike scenarios.

What made you buy it? I liked the company.

What meeting could I possibly go to? Mine.

What was I saying? Mrs. Landingham?

What was it? You pick the winner.

What was the line? It wasn't like that.

What will we do? I'm formulating a plan.

What? 802. Five votes jumped the fence.

What? Italian aria by Wagner.

What? Look calm while I tell you.

What? Nothing. Where is she?

What? You named Joanie in there.

What'd you think? Me?

What's all the activity? What?

What's been stopping you? Seriously...

What's going on here? Nothing that needs your concern.

What's going on? Hoynes is meeting with Tillinghouse.

What's his problem? He's drinking glory. He wants bagels.

What's in Amman? A teaching hospital.

What's in Jordan? Amman.

What's it about? Smallpox.

What's it about? Smallpox.

What's it gonna be? It's gonna be this.

What's my temperature? 56 degrees.

What's that mean? They turned us down.

What's that? It's a silver bucket on a tripod.

What's the problem? He's black.

What's up? Just stretching my legs.

What's up? That's for "Total Crackpot Day. "

What's your confidence level? None.

Whatever quest... It's not a quest.

When do we tell them? 90 minutes' notice.

When do you leave? Two hours.

When? Before, now, in the future.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

Where are you...? Two seconds.

Where have you been? What do you mean?

Where we cut M 6 Beacon funding. And?

Where would that be? Duke.

Where you going? Jordan.

Where's paragraph nine? In the red line.

Where's the president? His back is bad. He canceled.

Which do you like? I don't drink champagne.

Which people? I have lots of other people.

Which they'll rebuild! We'll blow them up again!

Who do you get? Mandy.

Who knows? Anyone who saw the report.

Who knows? Josh.

Who were they playing? Notre Dame.

Who? Who? You're not gonna like it.

Who's Brittany? I am.

Who's Pluie? I'm glad you asked.

Who's that? Who cares?

Who's this? I'm making a substitution.

Why are you talking like this? I'm reminded of a young deputy...

Why aren't they? They're planning my surprise party.

Why congratulations? I don't know.

Why do you say that? So your face turns color.

Why do you think the Ave Maria? Why do you think?

Why not? A couple of things to remember:

Why the activity? Menudo's here. Gotta go.

Why? Because I do.

Why? I've decided to be a friend of yours.

Why? Sadly, you're about to find out.

Why? Secret Service improvements.

Why? She told me.

Why? You've committed a felony...

Why? Lloyd! Just until after the midterms.

Will you be nice when we're working? Not a chance.

Will you reveal state secrets? I don't know any.

Winston's sending the choker? This afternoon.

With a prostitute? Call girl.

With him. Yes.

Without noise. We care about noise?

Without telling me? It's a surprise.

Worried about Tillinghouse? I need the vice president.

Wouldn't you? Yeah.

Wow! Wow is right.

Yeah, and time's up. Thank you, Mr. President.

Yeah? I'll see him tomorrow morning.

Yeah? Who do you want for the pool?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. And?

Yeah. While Joanie was babysitting you?

Yes, sir, I do. Thanks, Charlie.

Yes, sir? I need to see Mark Richardson.

Yes, sir. Gotta run.

Yes, sir. Thank you all.

Yes, you. I...

Yes! Refer to him that way!

Yes? Excuse me.

Yes. Good.

Yes. I'm accomplished and brilliant.

Yes. With due respect, may I ask why?

You called me? Yes, sir.

You can find the time... I'm five votes down, and I must win!

You can recommend it. She's looking for me.

You can't. Course not.

You come to see me? Stretching my legs.

You don't want a violinist? To play a violin?

You go to hell for saying that. I wasn't...

You got a picture? Let me see. What do you know?

You got presents? You knew I knew Sarah.

You got these July 3. I sense trouble...

You got three! Wick's waiting now. I'm not worried.

You have a meeting. Okay.

You have a thing right now. Yeah.

You have to try this. Try this.

You knew those numbers? He's freakish.

You know everything. I do.

You like doing that, don't you? Yeah.

You look a little.... No, no.

You look good! You look like death!

You look great. Don't try to make up.

You look terrific tonight. Thank you.

You look well. I feel good.

You look winded. I'm fine.

You lost our client? We're a team, Daisy.

You need help? No.

You noticed that? Yes, I did.

You picked them against Notre Dame? Technically, you did.

You picked them? Fighting Okies.

You said you read the report... What?

You slept with a call girl? No, I... Yes, I did.

You stared at me. You were wearing quite the ensemble.

You sure? Yeah.

You take care of her? Yes.

You talk to Hoynes? Yeah.

You think it's a good time to talk? I think it's the best time.

You trick her to marry you? Hypnosis.

You wanna play or write my eulogy? Honestly?

You want to call her. I like her. She's not what you think.

You want to help us? Yes, sir.

You want to sit out? Why would I do that?

You'd like her if you met her. Promise that won't happen.

You'll bounce back. You've got spunk. I'll kill you with my shoes!

You'll call me? Yeah.

You'll deliver him? It's done.

You'll freeze. Take my coat. No.

You'll start the week after. Leo.

You're dating Lloyd Russell? Yeah.

You're fine. Taste this.

You're gonna have to sit him down. I know.

You're lying? Yes.

You're my boss. I don't pay you.

You're not a nice person. Gotta get to know me.

You're not doing so well. I'm averaging $6,500. I squeak by.

You're overreacting. Am I? As women are prone to do?

You're standing again. I came for a messenger job.

You're talking about cheese. Sam goes on my list.

You're there to save her. Because I like her.

You're wrong. I'm not.

Your fan club was out tonight. They like my tux.

Your sister who died? Joanie.

Ziegler must be ballistic! Toby is on it.

Zoey's coming for dinner. She's in town?

The Miami Herald? She moved to the Sun Times.

... 12 center cut, prime filet Omaha steaks.

... bang on the table as loud as you can!"

... but the vice president's receiving most of the credit.

... don't have a sense of humor.

... had no comment tonight. None.

... Mark Richardson, a man seldom at a loss for words...

... quick to praise the vice president for securing a victory...

....and you have typing, so we'll talk later.

....writing a position paper on the necessity of wildlife protection.

...a Roman citizen could walk across the known world...

...a shoulder mounted surface to air missile launcher.

...after a satellite sent back a record of a heat stream...

...air traffic control in Honolulu picked up a UFO...

...among others, your boyhood friend.

...an intelligence agency.

...and 42 staff to a teaching hospital in Amman...

...and a master's in communications and a Ph.D. in political science.

...and at the Danish cart...

...and at the secretary of state, scaring Fitzwallace...

...and Brodie's in the situation room preparing for your briefing.

...and celebrate with them in triumph.

...and cold blooded downing...

...and get involved.

...and have been unable to establish visual contact.

...and I will beat you!

...and I'll meet you in the situation room.

...and instead, you'll be personal aide to the president.

...and is promoting violence and the disrespect of human life.

...and it said several countries have stored the smallpox virus.

...and people eating less beef.

...and pose minimum risk to U.S. personnel.

...and see if he wants to meet with me and that woman back there.

...and someone came at me with lists of things...

...and the ability to run a global war from the porch.

...and the national security team...

...and the national security team...

...and the ones that are here now.

...and then boldly raced into outer space.

...and there's no reason my staff ever has to know about it.

...and these women.

...and they haven't bothered me for a few hours.

...and they'll put a tail on him. I found out.

...and we're all screwed.

...and with outstretched fingers, we touched the face of God.

...and you better not come down because you might not get out alive.

...and you'll end up playing celebrity golf the rest of your life.

...and you'll find out exactly how long.

...as an overreaction by a first time Commander in Chief.

...as colleagues enjoying each other outside work.

...as she made her way from Alberta...

...as the arm of the Lord...

...as when our eyes looked towards the heavens...

...because I'm not given the benefit of the doubt!

...because nobody invited you to the cool kids' table?

...because you don't have the guts, strength or courage...

...but his better angels were silenced by his obsessive need to win. "

...but I can't ask the president...

...but I know how the Joint Chiefs would answer that.

...but I think we can't pass. Where are you on this?

...but I wanted you to know I'll be asking around.

...but if he had sat here while I typed his testimony for him...

...but in time, they'll like you personally.

...but Sam's been going with a $3000 call girl.

...but the president would like to keep you on.

...but they're upstairs in the Blue Room.

...but vote yes, or you won't be on the ballot in two years.

...but we can get together on a grenade launcher!

...but with total disaster!

...call Western Union, contact your congressional representatives...

...can go to college, regardless of their economic status.

...carrying 58 passengers and the flag of the United States.

...comes crashing down on you.

...coming from an FIM 92...

...consider it a directive from this office.

...considering the impediments of modern life she had to conquer.

...coupled with the tight labor market...

...endangering long term survival.

...even though, frankly, time isn't a factor.

...exploded in midair 150 miles north of Tartus.

...flying east across the Pacific, towards California.

...for a 50 buck crime.

...for the first time in a long while...

...for threatening the president?

...for what to do in a nuclear attack.

...free of the fear of molestation?

...from the President's Council on Physical Fitness.

...from the Treasury and from internal security.

...hang the expense. And a bottle of water.

...have caused inflation concerns. Are you worried?

...honest, hardworking, good people.

...how did you feel about that?

...I could pummel your ass with a baseball bat.

...I gotta ask about your personal life.

...I think we might just have ourselves a fair fight.

...I want my daughter to have a gun, and I want one too.

...I would be this young or cute?

...I wouldn't have understood what he was gonna say!

...I'm reasonably certain that you will.

...I'm standing here with absolutely nothing to do.

...if no one paid attention to the process.

...in a world that tells women to sit down and shut up.

...in banning those bullets off the streets.

...in response to the unwarranted, unprovoked...

...in the free time you create by not working?

...in the local Gomers that you see...

...in the same year.

...indicating she answers to me and to Toby.

...involving Sam, a woman and C.J. being denied information?

...is a deterrent for drug kingpins!

...is a federal crime, right?

...is found either in balance, in deficit, or in surplus.

...is it possible you played organized ball?

...it only distracts from the pursuit of actual solutions!

...it was the greatest humanitarian achievement of this century.

...it's a good idea not to ask too many questions.

...lest the fist of the most mighty military force in history...

...let me introduce Mr. Rodney Grant...

...let them make you a tragic figure.

...like a professor with a stick up his butt, that'd be good.

...missed the Dean's List two semesters in a row...

...not only didn't I care what he was gonna say...

...of a Hollywood that is excessively, arrogantly violent...

...of all the work you did to get me elected...

...of an unarmed Air Force jet...

...of making a challenge!

...on possible extraterrestrial contact.

...on something someone's not a fan of...

...or "cop killer" bullets.

...or a force against those who want more time than we give.

...or because nobody has lost an election attacking Hollywood?

...or in an underground bunker as quickly as possible.

...or witness anything illegal, unethical, immoral or suspect.

...people in his district love America...

...protected by the words "Civis Romanus. "

...punishable by imprisonment and million dollar fines.

...roll up my sleeves...

...say "it" or "the airplane. "

...saying, and I quote:

...scheduled for the same 45 minutes.

...she might start living inbounds, insuring her future.

...should any harm befall even one of its citizens.

...shown by the drop in unemployment. It's a cause for satisfaction.

...snapping at the first lady, talking about blowing up Africa...

...so Jackson invited those who wished an audience.

...strong academics, responsible, discreet, presentable appearance.

...take the next hour and find a response...

...talk to you later.

...testified on the future of Internet stocks?

...that Americans shall walk unharmed...

...that congressmen don't appreciate being bullied like schoolchildren.

...that doesn't make me think we're just docking somebody's allowance!

...that if the president of the United States were to show up...

...that makes us go farther and work harder?

...that nobody wants the teacher to call on.

...that there's any in between.

...that this would be seen both at home and abroad...

...that wasn't put together at an Amway rally.

...That We Could Care Less About Day.

...that were American and un American, it would sound eerily familiar.

...that'll make HIV look like cold and flu season.

...the cost to the taxpayer is only $900 million.

...the guy who sells me milk.

...the president will d**** his arm around an assistant D.A.

...the president will go on network at 9. Start zeroing in.

...the way an all out assault would...

...there was a $188 billion debt increase off a $22 billion deficit?

...these are grown men with pride and dignity.

...they investigate all threats made against the president.

...they'd kill him.

...though you tried to disprove it in "D. "

...to destroy military targets in Syria...

...to direct me to the men's room.

...to get him elected president.

...to meet with people who have a hard time getting our attention.

...to put down the budget surplus because of UFOs.

...to representatives Katzenmoyer, O'Bannon, Lebrandt and Wick.

...to say nothing of enforced. I want the guns.

...to say, "None of your business! "

...to step up and not be quite so casual...

...up and down the Rockies.

...was claimed by a fundamentalist group...

...was sorry you couldn't see them and left this.

...we got dissed by 12 guys named Flippy.

...we see to it that anyone who chooses...

...we'd cripple the region's ability to receive medical supplies and water.

...we're gonna pass 802 on Wednesday. So we've got a 72 hour fight.

...what makes you think no one in my pressroom could?

...when everybody does what I say? Now, sit down.

...when he said:

...when they gave me this card.

...where we come out and say that much of their product is corruptive.

...which the president would do well to avail himself of...

...which, partly due to the testimony, shot through the roof.

...while they're getting their change.

...while, unrelated to that, I bought a technology issue...

...who got it from the first free woman she met.

...who took grief because of a woman he was friends with.

...who'd like to see your diet contain less...

...whose kids are dead. "

...why do you suppose only sons of bitches know how to lick a stamp?"

...with 100 million vaccinated people to contain it.

...with highway overpasses.

...with the awesome influence they have.

...with the fury of God's own thunder.

...without Great Britain, Japan and Congress...

...would each tell you what you already know...

...Yankee jackass!

...you answer to me and Toby.

...you called me paranoid.

...you called me paranoid.

...you can do that.

...you elitist Harvard fascist...

...you kill any American, we don't come back with proportion...

...you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista.

...you'll have doled out $5000 worth of punishment...

...you've got to write a letter, send a fax...

"... you don't have the law or facts...

"After hoc, therefore" something "hoc. "

"After it, therefore because of it. "

"Fifty buck crime"?

"Folks here are fiercely patriotic. The president better not plan a visit.

"He had the tools for greatness...

"I am a Roman citizen. "

"I've got a neighbor whose friend is dead...

"Kids are dead," "Happy days are here again. "

"Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?"

"Post," after. "After hoc. " "Ergo," therefore.

"They blew 'him' out of the sky"?

"This is a time when the president needs our support. "

"This is a time when the president needs our support. " Can you clarify?

"When law is on your side, argue law, and when facts are, argue... "

$900 million?

$1189 silk smoking jacket from Miss Sarah Wissinger.