Schitt's Creek (2015) - Season 4 Edit

A 2 for 1 discount for 2 singles eating together.

A 100%.

A bit of advice from someone who's been around.

A boy, I believe I told you that.

A closed book that falls open

A couple of our guests the set up.

A cult. A cult. Our family joined a cult.

A few more to do's off that list

A fresh bouquet of flowers...

A hard time focusing on this exciting career opportunity

A hold up, a minor issue.

A larger size, maybe?

A light bulb in the back, so we... oh, hey.

A lip buzzing 'til I'm blue in the face!

A little bit confusing.

A little bit more inclusive.

A little depressed.

A little depressed.

A little past curfew.

A lot of these are from Mom.

A man needs to be brought to justice.

A nicely sculpted physique.

A particularly runty one, like Cindy,

A reporter? Here? Now!

A Slovakian shot putter, so I'm with Roland.

A special little lock can come along,

A sweet little button face, David,

A synchronized swimming routine at 2am.

A War Vet.

A year later, and she is like right back in it.

A year?

Aaaah! I always knew this would happen!

About a dead body in one of the rooms.

About harboring a little secret?

About how I'm feeling,

About me being left alone in a room

About that on the comment cards.

About the lock and key event.

About this. We can't just wait for people to come in.

About what we can pull off.

About whether it's a boy or a girl.

About you know, the rash?

About your history,

Accessorized with sculptures from some of the world's

Accessorizing motel bathrooms

According to this, you're alive again.

Accurately guessed the sex of her daughter's baby,

Acting like you were doing us a favour with the rollout.

Actually Johnny,

Actually um,

Actually, I do, and I would love to keep chatting,

Advent calendar of apologies,

Affirmative. Mmhmm.

Affirmative. Mmhmm.

After a bottle of this. Right?

After all my fans have endured?

After reading what was on your cookie.

After the motel with Roland.

After we all broke up,

After we handle this!

After, definitely after.

Again, quit implies a negative connotation

Against their business manager, Mr. Albert Percy.

Ah, but, do the rooms have a...

Ah, did she?

Ah, good!

Ah, I thought it was the shoes.

Ah, Mrs. Rose, I didn't know

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! No! Okay.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahem, well, that went well.

Ahem!

Ahem. Hi.

Ahhh! Oh...

Alas, I do not.

Albany literally makes me wanna kill myself.

Albany, I was sitting there!

Alexis has been working on herself.

Alexis isn't the one who's pregnant.

Alexis Rose.

Alexis told him she loved him.

Alexis was right, he's a button.

Alexis, he doesn't still hold any interest for you?

Alexis, hey.

Alexis, I don't love you calling me Johnny.

Alexis, I stumbled upon Ted in the café this morning,

Alexis, I'm sorry.

Alexis, now is not the time for pettifogging!

Alexis, that's wonderful!

Alexis, wait.

Alexis, we're equally proud of you, dear.

Alexis, you know me, I'm not one to overstep,

Alexis! Just in time!

Alexis! You're wrinkled in the back.

Alexis?

Alexis? Alexis, Alexis!

All I'm saying is keep an open mind, okay?

All I'm saying is keep an open mind, okay?

All in favour of singles week?

All of a sudden, expected attention

All of the products that you've stolen.

All of the texts, and the gifts.

All right, all right, all right. All right. Fine.

All right, consider this camel's back broken.

All right, I'm dismissing both Juror 75 and Juror 23.

All right, I'm getting the hint.

All right, let's give it a try!

All right, no key. No key.

All right, so it got held up.

All right, thank you very much, and we will be in touch.

All right, um...

All right, we do need help at the motel, we do need someone,

All right, well, we have one here

All right, which way do you swipe to get rid of this one?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the things that you're supposed to feel,

All the way to my own bed.

All the way to the corner, here.

All these years later?

All this for myself!

All those compliments, and fist pumps...

Alone time, Johnny. I just need some alone time.

Alrighty, I think we should get to rehearsal, okay?

Also, I didn't know that.

Also, I know everything about you,

Although I'd suggest talking to me, and...

Although Jocelyn, I'm wondering,

Although they could be friends too, I don't know,

Although, this is a new batch.

Always leave some room for spontaneity.

Always the closed book, our Alexis. Bless her soul.

Always the little philanthrope.

Am I right, guys?

Am I right, Johnny?

Am I wearing the wrong top?

An effective business strategy,

An exclusivity deal with this vendor,

An M and an F,

And 3 texts from Jocelyn.

And a brief seance, Roland and I have decided...

And a brush.

And a few pages of temporary letterhead.

And a sprinkle of cocoa powder for you.

And again you know, my thing with ghosts?

And also, I know you're in a relationship, um,

And an explosion.

And an honor I dream not of!

And anything else you want, just let me know.

And apparently they're like very serious.

And are we married to that venue?

And as much as I appreciate the offer,

And ask your advice.

And at one point you yelled, "Line!"

And at one point, you all...

And be really into the woods.

And by subject I mean genuine human emotion.

And call it the Budd Inn.

And celebrate for the rest of the day?

And claimed it as your own?

And Colleen's express shipping a branzino, so.

And come from a long line of Adriatic royalty,

And couldn't make it to the Seafood Potluck.

And do some of the grunt work.

And do you know who my last target was?

And do you think we still have it?

And don't worry, I'll be vetting everyone in advance.

And even heuristic exercise.

And everybody just calm down. Nobody's been murdered.

And everyone knows you don't plan a whole party

And everything changed.

And excuse me, but this is the first time

And expecting us to get back together

And explains why I've been found here.

And find a new lock.

And for finishing up cleaning,

And Founder of Alexis Rose whatever you called it

And from what I understand, it was one bungle after another.

And from what I've heard I don't really wanna dig

And fun, and flirty.

And generally speaking,

And generous.

And get him a job right here in the motel, so...

And get more of these peanut butter things

And get the locks and keys for this morning's event.

And give you free booze, but uh,

And giving me the cravings, and morning sickness.

And go to the hardware store,

And hammer's about to drop.

And have a good old fashioned Rose family barbecue.

And having sexy honeymoon weekends?

And he asked me for a painkiller.

And he is just always... there.

And he stands about yay tall,

And he suggested that I wear it every day.

And he thinks with a little Photoshopping,

And he's whispering, "retire!"

And help out my best friend!

And her husband has come down with gout for the third time.

And here you are shoving Bumpkins in my face.

And hey, for the record,

And hire some staff, and dating experts,

And his friend.

And his new girlfriend, Harriet?

And honestly, would you rather be thought of as dead,

And how are we getting around?

And how's this helping me?

And I also have a super easy multi step plan in place

And I am gonna tell him that I am,

And I am so thrilled that you would choose me

And I am telling you, that you have got it,

And I am very excited to not, not be with him anymore.

And I am willing to roll up my sleeves,

And I can assure you that a fun night is guaranteed

And I can return these tickets to the Julia Stiles a thon

And I can't quite put my finger on.

And I compromise all the time.

And I didn't wanna fall into old habits,

And I don't expect you to say it back to me, right now,

And I don't know what choice you have.

And I don't know what kind of carnage

And I don't know where he went.

And I don't wanna add more stress to your day,

And I don't wanna do anything to upset Ted.

And I faced my fears, and now look at us!

And I fertilized it to fruition.

And I got you extra performance time,

And I had gotten the test from the pharmacy,

And I have literally zero interest in animals,

And I have missed him a lot.

And I have some top secret information

And I just gave Stevie the day off.

And I keep a sleeping bag in the car.

And I know how much the singles event means to you.

And I know it was done with the best of intentions.

And I know who I'll be leaving with.

And I know you think it's very funny,

And I mean every word of it.

And I mean it when I tell you

And I must say, I am entirely relieved.

And I need to get back out there and meet people.

And I need you just to listen.

And I respect that.

And I should get back for my shift.

And I should get back for my shift.

And I think he might already be spoken for?

And I think I need some time with it.

And I think it's the fact that

And I think there were some other sides on the table,

And I think things would've gotten very dark.

And I think you're really going to like him,

And I thought I was doing the right thing,

And I thought we could bring some wine from the store,

And I thought why not help out a buddy in the process?

And I told him I'd do him a favour,

And I wanted to get someone's... your...

And I wanted to give 'em a fighting chance

And I was actually nervous, too.

And I was also dressed by my mother well into my teens,

And I was asked to step in.

And I was so anxious to find out,

And I was telling him that he should be... heading home?

And I will be charging Council my full fee.

And I will eventually need my bed back.

And I will start bringing out the food.

And I would just hate to see it all

And I would like nothing better

And I would put the peanut butter square down,

And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note.

And I, for one, am through with trying to impress people.

And I... I wouldn't want to

And I'd be kidding myself if I told you

And I'd say that we had a pretty fun time working together.

And I'll get this bad boy up and running for ya?

And I'm actually organizing this little event, so...

And I'm feeling very alone. Mhmm. Mm!

And I'm going through a lot right now.

And I'm gonna need the family to help us through this.

And I'm happy for you, I really am,

And I'm here, and I got your text.

And I'm hoping this is good for your act!

And I'm like, if you're not going to Tulum,

And I'm not even on the app, so like should I be using it?

And I'm off, then.

And I'm sorry for assuming that you just wanted to stay

And I'm sorry, but we all know how Rose Video turned out!

And I've looked, but when you spent the past 6 years

And I've really been craving that casserole again.

And if he finds out he's just gonna like, buzz around

And if he follows you into a dark corner of the bar,

And if I'm being honest,

And if they're not selling it on the black market,

And if we have a publicist at our disposal.

And if you wanted to join me, and pay for it,

And if you're into it, we'll pull the trigger,

And it always paid off.

And it didn't happen.

And it doesn't hurt that I'm dating a vet.

And it is a big expense,

And it liked you too much, and cared.

And it will be fun, honey, it will be, in time.

And it's become so popular,

And it's just gonna be weird,

And it's just like a cartoon of a construction worker

And Jocelyn had to sell her Beanie Baby collection.

And just keep this between the two of us,

And just make sure he's up and ready to go at 3:55.

And just so you're aware,

And just twice.

And just when I thought I'd tried every lock.

And knock the first three things off this list.

And knock the first three things off this list.

And left Roland at the altar at the Elmdale Bingo Hall?

And live your lives!

And make a whole night of it.

And may I tell you something,

And maybe a little bit more fun,

And maybe complimenting my outfits.

And maybe you might wanna drop a little calamari on the table.

And mix and mingle.

And my dad's ex wife. But don't worry about her,

And my dad's ex wife. But don't worry about her,

And my fans.

And my phone's in there.

And needs a bit of a break.

And no offense to him, but I don't want it.

And normally I don't like blue cheese in my mouth,

And not a single customer's walked through that door.

And not have lunch then, or are we going in shifts?

And not to mention, a lot of money.

And now I'm gonna be dating this guy,

And now look at you, burdened with this secret.

And now she's working nights down at the gas station.

And now that I'm saying that out loud,

And now that lock has found another key,

And now we have a story we can only tell each other so...

And of course meals with my husband.

And oh, for those of you asking about the t shirts, yes,

And one of them turned around.

And partially responsible because I invited Rachel

And party planning.

And Patrick is renting a room from Ray.

And picture 3 to 5... hundred acres

And raise your brand awareness.

And remind me why you can't apply it to yourself?

And Ronnie says that we can get around the liquor license

And say that you were probably surrounding yourself

And second of all, Patrick is not being invited to a barbecue.

And see what I can do for ya, okay? You hold baby.

And she didn't get half what that Diana bear was worth.

And she is capable of so much more

And she likely told my mom.

And she's not getting the respect she deserves,

And show them your best self.

And so Vice put out this guide to the most random cities

And so, he says to the cop, "Well, if it was mine,

And some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters

And some padlocks.

And speaking of, we might have to circle back

And stand firmly in the present.

And still she's putting everything she has

And stop touching your face!

And talk about me after I've left.

And tell her to cancel the evening.

And tell him that you two are gonna have to take a bit

And tell him to add "do not disturb" signs to his list.

And tell me what you meant then.

And tell people you're on lunch.

And tell you, that I...

And thank you all for spending this hour with us.

And that car ride was better

And that frees us up for a little date night,

And that I would have to spend the afternoon searching for you

And that is not a word I use to describe quiche often,

And that is the reason that I wasn't gonna come tonight.

And that means you get free samples?

And that's exactly what I did, even from myself.

And that's gotta count for something.

And that's great, that will get them in the door

And that's where we come in.

And that's why you couldn't help Dad with the dead b

And the bottom line is, maybe.

And the bottom line is, maybe.

And the Bumpkin sends it to local singles.

And the goal is, um,

And the gullibility of the masses,

And the mark up on the plungers is actually very good.

And the phone booking system works just fine.

And the usual fried chicken on a waffle, extra skin.

And the woman's voice was aggressive and off putting.

And their Kylie Minogue medley!

And then bounced back in his face.

And then followed by the news that my sister

And then I met you.

And then I will be left here stuck with

And then people take turns guessing...

And then suddenly cleared of someone else's death.

And then the bathroom in room 5 still needs to be done.

And then the kids take over from there!

And then the next thing you know, you're talking again.

And then was put on trial for witchcraft,

And then we just have to figure out preschool.

And then we spend an hour mingling,

And then we'll get things going from there.

And then we're gonna go to the bar together.

And then you just... French your business partner

And then, like a whole row of baby emojis,

And there they are.

And there was a minute when I thought

And there will be more of those.

And there's a reason for that.

And there's an apprehension about branching out.

And there's nothing I can do about it.

And these, these are our complimentary lovebird wings.

And they have this like dumb rivalry.

And they were just out in a bowl.

And they'll stab you in the back,

And they're buying gum.

And things are starting to turn.

And think about what you've done.

And this has really messed things up for me.

And this is my reluctant attempt at being supportive.

And this old guy was like, asleep in his bed.

And this room is a San Franciscan bank.

And this situation is not correct!

And three of them are Ray.

And to mark the occasion,

And to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.

And two cosmos for the baritone section.

And uh, spoke our truths.

And uh, you insist on keeping them hidden away

And um, a list of Buzzfeed's most motivational quotes

And um, even though everything inside us

And unfortunately, the only way to like, train it out of him,

And up until recently, I didn't understand why.

And us not having enough privacy to connect,

And was literally never seen from again.

And was really adamant that we go out tonight.

And we are getting sidetracked right now.

And we both have the same second favourite color.

And we both know that Patrick is not that kind of person.

And we didn't talk for a week, but it was worth it in the end.

And we don't have to tell Albany, if that's what's holding you back?

And we get a good price for the car,

And we know it wasn't exactly how you planned

And we mark up the retail price.

And we really just need you to make a decision, now.

And we thought it was so random.

And we'll probably take another table,

And we're gonna set you up in our room.

And we're moving the lip balms, best sellers,

And we're still going for post rehearsal mocktails, right ladies?

And we're unable to remove a body, and disinfect Room 4,

And we've already sold half the stock. Oh my god!

And we've been on and off ever since.

And we've both moved on. He has a girlfriend now,

And what else are they doing, David?

And what if we could finally tie a sailor's knot

And what kind of kid doesn't like rocks?

And what photo are they using?

And what work is that, exactly?

And what would really be helpful to everyone,

And what would this immersion process entail?

And what, pray tell, might this collection of words be?

And what's wrong with that?

And whatnot, but there is just something about you, you know...

And when I say everyone, I mean me,

And while you're lapping all that up,

And who knows where,

And who's to say what we can pull off?

And wildly unprofessional.

And yet, he's handsome.

And you are being so strong, Moira.

And you are so happy for it,

And you are telling me that I have nothing to worry about.

And you can do whatever you want with that. Okay?

And you can start by taking those sheets over to room two.

And you can't unsee something like this.

And you didn't think to tell me about this?

And you don't know what's in these natural products!

And you don't want that!

And you get some part time work,

And you just leaned in and kissed him?

And you just need to accept that,

And you know what? I'm not surprised!

And you look great, so, do you wanna have a seat?

And you might want to add a line item for prophylactics.

And you picked "The Lake House",

And you thought of this for me because?

And you, you did this all by yourself.

And you're sure this is the right one thing to pick?

And you're upset about this because you still...

And your voice carries so beautifully.

And, and I'm... I'm embarrassed.

And, and not try to push anything.

And, and she saw this guy, and wanted to adopt him.

And, are you serious about having a venue for me?

And, historically speaking,

And, how're we gonna do that?

And, I also had a question.

And, I know I really don't have any right to say that to you.

And, I'm confident that we're going to be able

And, there she is!

And... that's it.

Another secret for the pile.

Another successful girl talk.

Any deeper into that, but what I can say is this.

Any deeper into that, but what I can say is this.

Any of the nice things that you just said to me?

Any potential liability in his death.

Anyone could just walk in here and shoplift.

Anyone from out of town?

Anyway, by the time we got there, we sat down

Anyway, do you want a shot or not?

Anyway, don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

Anyway, I have a lot of big changes

Anyway, I just felt like I owed it to Heather,

Anyway, I just happened to eat one of those

Anyway, I just thought if we partnered together,

Anyway, I should go.

Anyway, I'm gonna call it on this Instasesh,

Anyway, I'm gonna call it on this Instasesh,

Anyway, leave a message and I'll call you back.

Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain,

Anyway, now we know. Now we know.

Anyway, she's been reaching out

Anyway, so you've been burned, a couple times.

Anyway, this is a very important account for me.

Anyway, we just wanted to come by,

Apartment at some point.

Apparently I only have two minutes,

Apparently I've been taking too much time for myself,

Apparently there are some really big changes

Apparently they took Roland's phone away from him.

Apparently too busy to change the bulb

Apparently, if they call your number,

Are actually applying for your old job.

Are crashing down, all around us.

Are going to experience my triad of threats

Are just checking in to see how you're enjoying your stay.

Are making me just a little nervous.

Are now on display at the front of the store.

Are um, are you guys staying here?

Are we a 100% sure it's hers?

Are we really still talking about this?

Are you goin' back in?

Are you like, stalking me, or something?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure that she can eat that?

Are you sure you remember it all?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Aren't you forgetting something?

Around one person.

Around the motel, but don't worry,

As a consultant for your Singles Week.

As are we, Ricki.

As it turns out we are.

As of today, feel free to refer to me as Alexis Rose,

As part of my advisory team.

As sad as it sounds,

As soon as you find the right key,

As the Irish like to say,

Aside from my parents twice, and at a...

Aside from rehearsals, few things keep me going.

Aside from the fact that your wife

At Elmdale College, and not Vogue, right?

At least you got your answer.

At my house to... to sleep with me or whatever.

At Ronnie's comedia Del commode.

At the back of the club.

At the group but, we would just love a little hand held tour

At the motel, I mean.

At the vet's office.

At this event? Absolutely!

Attention everyone, after much, much discussion,

Awesome.

Aye!

Basically, you melt different chocolate bars

Because "somebody" has a bad back.

Because after spending 5 minutes alone with sweet Pat,

Because all David really wanted for his Bar Mitzvah,

Because David,

Because frankly the thought of raising another kid...

Because he gets a lot of this stuff from farms,

Because honestly, I could eat this tablecloth.

Because I am going to do this.

Because I can barely come to terms with the fact

Because I care about you two.

Because I feel like all I do every night is just argue

Because I feel like all I do every night is just argue

Because I know you have a lot of experience in this area,

Because I skipped lunch and you know me when I'm hungry.

Because I think I'm going home with a guy.

Because I'm obviously not gonna help with that.

Because I'm realizing now that I don't think

Because I'm too tired.

Because I've been sworn to secrecy.

Because I've landed three in Jocelyn's bangs,

Because it requires a steady hand,

Because it seems as though I am throwing my own baby shower!

Because it was too nice.

Because it's part of the rollout.

Because my mind has been elsewhere.

Because now I have to go to work.

Because of my barbecue skills?

Because of that hung jury, and then before that,

Because of the dead body at the...

Because on the brochure it looks like

Because one more day at that motel

Because Roland doesn't know yet.

Because she certainly surprised me

Because she didn't come through with the party favors.

Because she needs to get fired first, so...

Because Stevie and I agreed that that would be a bad idea,

Because that would be disgusting,

Because that would be... amazing.

Because the last thing we wanna do

Because the website acts as a directory.

Because there, there's so many to flip through.

Because they feel at home there,

Because this could be like, a big step forward in my career,

Because this is a good one!

Because this is all you.

Because um, I consider you family.

Because we haven't had the time or the privacy

Because when the twins arrive,

Because when you said vet, I thought you meant like,

Because with those texts, those texts in the wrong hands,

Because you asked for more time, Moira!

Because you deserve it.

Because you didn't know how to.

Because you know that I've never said that to anyone else,

Because you need a little help with your business.

Because you still haven't told me what exactly happened.

Because you were getting gifts?

Because you're having boyfriend issues,

Because... it makes it seem like,

Before I even pressed send.

Before I replied.

Before I showed up?

Before I snap!

Before I worked so hard on it.

Before mentioning any of the things

Before or after your arm started itching?

Before you came here,

Before you go in,

Being dragged out of here.

Besides wanting to keep me as your husband?

Besides, I think he'll probably be... back soon.

Best to just hang up.

Better than expected, huh?

Between all of our singles.

Between the two of you?

Big waves! Big waves!

Birthing rehearsals we gotta go to.

Bit of a misunderstanding, here.

Blocks of ice. Mhmm.

Bored, so I found a lovely little speakeasy

Bottom line, I got cold feet too,

Bottom line, I just don't think we need to celebrate as much.

Boy, it's strange, I can almost still smell her perfume.

Boy, these have a bit more weight to them

Boy, we never did this back in the Rose Video days, did we?

Break a leg!

Breaking news, we still (bleep) hate her.

Breath mints where the lip balms should be. Not correct!

Brenda, can I call you back?

Brought the nipples. Oh good.

Brr! It's awfully cold out there.

Builds, and you can write this down...

But Alexis said it would be best if I just canceled them.

But Alexis... Alexis has never handled

But also like, chill and flirty

But Arlene down at the store said

But as a single woman who drove 20 miles to be here,

But at some point, we just have to believe in our kids.

But at what cost? You know?

But bear in mind, I have to get off on the next floor.

But but there is a delicate issue

But but there is a delicate issue

But darling, do keep those wheels turning!

But guess who drove me home that night?

But Gwen had a hunting rifle in her basement,

But he's not, John, he's sinking.

But here's the good news,

But hey, it's good to have you back.

But I called it off before I moved here.

But I couldn't see,

But I do applaud the vigor

But I do know that games only get you so far.

But I do wanna focus on you.

But I don't know what that has to do with me.

But I don't think I've gotten a good photo yet.

But I don't think poison oak is that expensive.

But I just don't think that "The Pelican Brief"

But I just downloaded it to show a friend.

But I just want you to know your mother and I are here,

But I just wanted to see what would happen.

But I knew there was something between us. I just knew it.

But I love you.

But I refused the man, and the next thing I know,

But I still think this is gonna be the best

But I think I can find a way to make it work.

But I think I speak for everyone here when I say,

But I think it's best I carry the baton over the goal line.

But I think you might have an easier time of it,

But I thought you might need it more,

But I wanna be up front with you.

But I'll let you know what bar we hit up tonight.

But I'm already sneaking into double overtime here, so,

But I'm assuming that Jocelyn's wanting to spend some money

But I'm gonna have a little brother soon,

But I'm not gonna let it.

But I'm sure like a lot a lot... A lot of tours, David.

But I'm sure there are some flowers that are still alive.

But I've been just chalking that up to the fact

But I've been the one carrying them,

But I've never been known to turn down

But if it's meant to be, they'll come around!

But if the point of Singles Week is to get matched up,

But if you could just let it sit so it cools,

But if you ever unleash your feminine wiles

But if you wanna grow the business,

But if you've ever had her quiche,

But it actually worked out perfectly,

But it appears that I'm the only one that held up

But it does separate me from the crowd.

But it was actually about something else.

But it was good to see you, Mr. Bagel.

But it was pretty great to have a Jazza guy in our midst today.

But it worked.

But it would be much more educational for both of you

But it's also important to cherish what's going on inside.

But it's also the only thing that's making it feel better.

But it's like really good stuff, and this is extra.

But it's not, it's not a... It's not a hickey, right?

But it's Singles Week though, is the thing.

But John, I have so few pleasures,

But John, why don't you and I go

But keeping the gender of the baby a secret

But let's get down to business.

But let's just agree that going forward,

But life is more complicated than that.

But like, forever asleep.

But me wanting to stay at your place,

But most severely lacking... was me.

But now that you texted me,

But now's not the time for well intended placation.

But obviously, you're too good for that.

But only because we could actually use some help.

But people seem to be gettin' really into this.

But really all I was doing was smothering you,

But Roland did finish work a few hours ago,

But save that spreadsheet, John,

But seriously, like what are you doing here?

But shame on them for summoning a woman in your condition.

But she predicted that I would meet a woman

But she will have to if things get really bad.

But she's giving us a deal,

But she's very picky about her retailers.

But someone who is going to pitch in,

But thank you for the talk,

But thank you so much.

But thank you.

But that was very... not bad.

But that's like the oldest trick in the book.

But that's not what's happening here.

But the event's like a week away.

But the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20.

But the moment you give up the ghost,

But the person that does get the most tranqs

But then Alexis informed us

But there is a fee for not attending,

But there is someone staying with us right now

But things have changed for me.

But this conversation seems like something

But this is nothing... like what I'm used to cooking on.

But this is nothing... like what I'm used to cooking on.

But this time it went too far.

But this transition has not been the easiest for me.

But we already re printed the posters

But we do. We called the doctor.

But we just lost the curling club.

But we saw this sign,

But we'll play the game.

But we've been living off cold cuts and waffles.

But wouldn't be a little bit weird

But wouldn't it make more sense to offer a discount

But yes I have, and thank you for noticing.

But yes, at some point I mean we... we were...

But yes, there is a chain, and no, you're not on it.

But you can't ask Council to misuse public funds

But you could totally climb the ladder.

But you don't have to worry about the plants,

But you guys were engaged?

But you know what?

But you know, when the time is right.

But you're not supposed to know.

But, as of right now, it's less than ideal.

But, I have a funny feeling

But, perhaps you might be able to strike

But, thank you for all of your help with this.

But...

But... an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun.

But... Jocelyn!

But... why didn't you ask him?

By a Magdalena Abakanowicz.

By accident.

By all means, feel free to use the printer

By all means, keep sampling,

By his butter voiced beau.

By putting 'em up near the cash.

By someone like this prick of a prestidigitator?

By the time I finished filling it out,

By the way those two are gazing into each other's eyes,

By tomorrow?

Bye bye.

Bye.

C help. Okay.

Called Untitled Moira Rose Project.

Calling off the barbecue.

Can I ask what MADLY stands for?

Can I get that in writing?

Can I help you with something?

Can I help you with something?

Can I interject?

Can I ring that up for you?

Can we feel that?

Can we have breakfast now?

Can you imagine an alternate universe

Can you imagine this in prison?

Can you pass the ketchup, please?

Can you still drive at night?

Can't believe I caught that.

Can't drive into town to host my baby shower!

Carnies are people too.

Celebrating a monthly anniversary

Certainly loves to take pictures of himself in waterfalls.

Champagne for everybody, on me!

Charlene's getting a little tipsy,

Checking out?

Cheers to privacy.

Christmas!

Clearly this is not a good time,

Come back again soon, guys.

Come clattering down around her.

Come in, come in.

Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master.

Come on, lemme give you one.

Come on, what do you say we give it a shot?

Come to think of it,

Comes from a large family. Oh, not my kids.

Comin' at ya.

Compass broke halfway there,

Congratulations, Employee of the Month?

Congratulations, you two.

Connecting is my livelihood.

Consecutively, in a row.

Consider this my olive branch.

Considering our name is gonna be all over this,

Considering we like literally just met.

Cool, so you're not enrolled yet?

Could be fun.

Could be, could be an insect bite.

Could not sleep, been thinking about...

Could you tell then someone else brainwashed you?

Council already has its favourite.

Council is about to decide which bid

Council, I humbly present Rosewood.

Credit that internet!

Cuppy the Kitten's dead.

Cut to, how does this thing work?

Cut to, I've ruined my sliders!

Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.

Darling, I realize the pickings are slim

Darling, Mommy's delivering the keynote address.

David and I were just in the back doing some inventory.

David has already given me a hard time.

David Rose. Okay.

David you can't blame us for being excited.

David you move things without consulting me all the time. Like the brooms!

David,

David, Alexis isn't pregnant.

David, could you just once embrace joy?

David, delivery dates are important,

David, did you give me a hickey?!

David, do not diminish your sister's accomplishments.

David, I came here to be talked off a ledge, not pushed!

David, I I need to explain a couple of things.

David, I need to apologize to you.

David, I'm just trying to go off of what you wanted.

David, I've spent most of my life

David, someone's ears must be a flame.

David, this wasn't meant to be some

David, we have a problem. We have a big problem.

David, why does this game feel vaguely familiar?

David, you are living an exciting new chapter

David, you can laugh now,

David, you would do that for me?

David, you're gonna be fine.

David! David!

David! How was I to know that Ted would be such a trigger,

David! Let's just let her go, okay?

David! Oh my goodness!

David! Your face!

David? My nails aren't dry yet.

David.

David. Wow, it's been a while.

David's lotion is giving you the rash!

Dead ahead, your senses have just been affronted

Decided it was more authentic and... economical,

Definitely one of my pet peeves.

Did I hear what I think I heard?

Did I send a text?

Did our waitress just make a sex reference?

Did someone mention the posture thing?

Did we change our laundry detergent?

Did you ask him why he's been wandering around with a notepad,

Did you bring some rocks in for the kids, Frank?

Did you know Bob does beat poetry in his spare time?

Did you know that rehearsal,

Did you know, that there's a small town in Ireland

Did you see the byline by Maria Menounos?

Didn't tell her how I felt. Hmm.

Different around here without you.

Different enough to know that she made a mistake...

Ding a ding.

Ding, ding!

Direction we're taking for tonight.

District wide Arts and Culture Grant.

Do all my courses online, and like,

Do I get an extra point if I can bounce one of her forehead?

Do I look like a coroner?

Do the rooms lock from the outside?

Do what?

Do you give all your customers this kind of VIP treatment?

Do you guys remember sorry, where I got this sweater?

Do you happen to know where the van went?

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Do you have any life experiences similar

Do you know how much work this is gonna be?

Do you know how to do that, Stevie?

Do you know that I've been given three different aprons

Do you remember the last time you and I chaired an event?

Do you think people would find it strange,

Do you think you're gonna make it, though?

Do you wanna have a bite?

Do you wanna hold him, Moira?

Does "TV's Moira Rose" send a different message

Does make me wary of what's gonna fall out of it, though?

Does that stand for Rose, as in Johnny Rose...

Does this cheese woman have animals on her farms?

Doing your friend the favour?

Don't do it again, and I won't call the Po Po.

Don't let it go.

Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose,

Don't wait, best to rip it off like a band aid.

Don't worry about it. I won't let ya guys down.

Don't worry about me. Mmm mm.

Don't worry, I've propelled it to the back of my brain.

Don't worry, Moira,

Don't worry, Rolly,

Don't you dare take that for granted.

Don't you give another thought to Ted

Don't you hate it when people do that?

Don't you wanna know what it is?

Dorito casserole kick lately,

Dr. Matheson, call on line 2, Dr. Matheson.

Dr. Matheson. Paging Dr. Matheson.

Drew a pretty big crowd.

Due to careless reporting,

During Shakespeare at Sea Week.

Either way, you get an answer.

Elmdale College, Alexis Rose,

Embezzlement, no, no, no, no.

Enough, David.

Especially after everything that's going on with Mom.

Especially because you guys have...

Especially considering Ted now knows that I know,

Especially considering that you just told me

Especially considering what I am paying for these courses.

Especially when that cookie just alerted my entire family

Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform

Even though I'd asked you do to that 2 days ago,

Even though somebody put down a really hefty deposit

Event to celebrate and... congregate

Every single day for the last two years.

Every single day, for the past 6 months.

Every single thing on this list.

Every year at our Christmas party,

Everybody is here, just waiting.

Everybody, this is my new friend Rachel,

Everyone thinks I've died.

Everyone's trying to get their greasy hands on her cheese.

Everything's just really loose.

Everything's just supposed to work out, right?

Ew, David.

Ew!

Ew! What are you doing in my bed?

Ew.

Ew. What are you all doing here?

Ew. Who was something?

Exacerbated by this situation with... the former lover, Ted,

Exactly.

Excellent. And he's bringing his guitar.

Except for this friggin' mole on my back.

Except in my dream, I'm holding a nice cup of tea.

Except now I don't have the jet and the free DVD's to distract me.

Exclusivity on your products.

Excuse me, this has nothing to do with the fact

Excuse me?

Executive Assistant. And yes, but only for like a minute.

Fair enough. And?

Fall off a bridge, please.

Fast forward it.

Feel a little bit more accessible,

Feeling risky?

Fellas, finish it without me, sorry.

Felt like nothing had changed.

Figuratively speaking.

Finally!

Fine, a little nervous.

Fine, I'm terrible at compromise! There, I said it.

Fine! Worst case scenario,

Fine.

Fine. He can come.

First of all, a cookie is always a big deal,

Five, six, seven, eight!

Flowers!

For 10 Daytime People's Choice Awards.

For 10 minutes, until the ball hit the rim,

For a modest repast across the avenue.

For a modest repast across the avenue.

For a people as infamously disorganized as the Scotch,

For all the guests to uh, get to know each other.

For coming to my graduation yesterday.

For getting your braces off.

For girl bosses under 30.

For her.

For his Bar Mitzvah.

For invoking a coven.

For juvenile rhinoplasty,

For like romance and nibblies.

For me to give you a full hickey!

For me.

For meeting with me today.

For my gift giving skills,

For my Sweet 16.

For our permit renewal, but don't worry, David,

For people not dining alone?

For people who feel the need to complain.

For research. Or love.

For saving your bacon, so I just thought

For seven months with that dance instructor

For several years.

For Singles Week, I think we might be able to afford

For Singles Week, that you bought.

For the Chair of the event

For the children's choir,

For the evening. It'll be the black car out front.

For the first time, David.

For the future of our relationship.

For the motel.

For the new website, so it has to be like, on message.

For the past few months. Whoa.

For the person you're dating to sing at you

For the pet adoption thing for Singles Week.

For the pet adoption thing.

For the rest of the meeting, okay?

For underestimating me?

For what you did for me today.

For you today, it's just that my sister was supposed

Found its way into the floral arrangements at the motel.

Founder and CEO of Alexis Rose Communications.

Four teens, one pack of gum, which you gift wrapped.

Frank who works at a quarry.

Friends did at the Miss Sixty store,

From "Dead Poets Society."

From "TV's Moira Rose," to "Television's Moira Rose!"

From a moisturizer when she's sitting right

From offering my beneficence around the motel today.

From the back and actually putting them out there.

From the vet's office?

From this business?

Full of facial cleanser.

Fun. Mm hmm.

Fussing over this canine auction.

Geez Johnny, thanks for rubbing it in

Get changed, and we'll take good care of the place.

Get in the car! Not an imposition at all.

Get outta town! What branch?

Getting there for sure, I just you know, I...

Gimme the ring.

Give it an hour, they'll be back.

Given that we only have the apartment for one night.

Go on.

Going 4 times. Going 5 times...

Gonna stop you right there.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good luck on getting your mitts on a Von Schlegell!

Good luck.

Good news, Moira, don't ask me why,

Good to know. So now the only question is,

Good to meet you, man.

Gossip is the devil's telephone.

Got it. Okay. Now when you say "R,"

Great sale, bro.

Great, and I'll take this.

Grow into one of the most amazing people I've ever known.

Growing the business is generally considered

Guys, how would you describe your relationship?

Gwen, you still there? Hello?

Ha ha, yeah, yeah, I left them at home. The puppies.

Ha, now that is what I call a beautiful morning!

Had nothing to do with any guilt you felt

Had very long hair, longer than you'd expect,

Had you not passed along all those messages to Ted,

Hand it over.

Hang in there.

Happening in her life right now.

Happening in my life right now,

Happening in the motel lobby between 4 and 5 p.m.

Happy to loan out the barn,

Has he asked you about an open relationship?

Has just started her job at the law firm,

Has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper.

Has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper.

Has nothing to do with the fact that he showered you

Has she broken up with the boyfriend yet?

Hashtag RIP Cuppy is trending.

Have fun!

Have we finally found our match?

Have you heard from Patrick?

He actually sounds kind of chill, David.

He hasn't lived there for like 15 years.

He just gets cranky if he doesn't, so...

He looks just like me.

He messaged me again.

He plays soccer, and he works at the quarry,

He really is. Did you tell him about the aprons?

He said he'd be here sooner, but he has another autopsy.

He seemed quite taken with an older woman,

He seemed very, very upset.

He sees you. For all that you are.

He sends his regards.

He stepped on her? Weren't they best friends?

He turns up dead!

He's been staring at you all night.

He's been watching that show for 3 hours

He's covering for me at work.

He's just... really good at celebrating my body.

He's open for hooking up for dinner, or drinks.

He's the only attractive person on here, David,

He's very smart, he's devilishly handsome,

Heading to the cafe.

Healthy hair woven together loosely.

Heather, yes. Yes.

Hello dummy, why do you think I'm here?

Hello, Johnny. Stevie.

Hello, Mrs. Rose.

Hello, you!

Hello, you.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hence the whole "I prefer bagels thing".

Her product was like a jar of Ebola!

Her top students go to Elmdale.

Here at the Rose Apothecary.

Here at the store, and I think you're right.

Here you go.

Here's my card, in case you have any problems,

Here's the thing you should know about my Dad,

Here's the thing, Jocelyn,

Here's the thing.

Here's your tea, Mrs. Rose.

Hey partner, what's the good word?

Hey Ronnie, I need the combination to the safe.

Hey there, Johnny!

Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?

Hey, congratulations, fella.

Hey, Dave?

Hey, I think we're going to uh, get things started here.

Hey, I'm heading out!

Hey, it's musical chairs.

Hey, Jocelyn, why don't you, why don't you get ready,

Hey, Johnny, Moira, Jocelyn's just about to tell me

Hey, man!

Hey, Moira, you haven't had a chance to hold the baby yet.

Hey, pack your bags, bitch! You're getting' out!

Hey, pony! Are you ready to go?

Hey, singles, I'm Alexis Rose, and I,

Hey, so I've been thinking about what you said,

Hey, so no presh,

Hey, why don't we just close the store up,

Hey! Can I help you guys with anything, or... ?

Hey! Hey.

Hey.

Hey. I was in the neighbourhood,

Hey. You were in the bar? How did I not see you?

Hey... Alexis.

Hi, Gwen.

Hi, I was looking for some uh...

Hi, Jocelyn.

Hi!

Hi! What's the diaper game?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What's goin' on?

Hi. I'm Bobbie, and I am so excited to be your waitress.

Hint? What hint?

His and hers cliff diving lessons for her birthday.

His girlfriend was at a bakery,

His nipples are out.

Hm, a while now.

Hm, I have to agree with Patrick on this one.

Hm, that sounds super embarrassing.

Hm, well I just have one more lock to try, John, so...

Hm, yeah, we're gonna get a super early start,

Hm, yeah. Look at all this cheese.

Hm, yes, it would.

Hm, you learn pretty quickly

Hm. Hm.

Hm. No problem. Just put this on.

Hm. Someone's in demand, isn't she?

Hmm, is that like a lot of cones?

Hmm, thank you.

Hmm, well we landed on a one of a kind

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. After a glut of unasinous ideas put forth today,

Hmm. Did. Well, good for Heather.

Hmm. Hundred percent.

Hmm. Nom nom for us, David.

Hmm. We were just finishing up.

Hmm... So Roland,

Hold his gaze.

Holding a sign that says "we'll be right back". So.

Holed up in your room, alone.

Honestly I don't know anything about your relationship,

Honestly, David, it took him like 2 weeks

Honestly, I don't know.

Honestly, what kind of kitten befriends a giraffe?

Honey, that kinda sounds like a Johnny job to me.

Honey... are you okay?

Hot off the presses!

How 'bout a car wash?

How 'bout this idea?

How did Ray get such a beautiful bathroom?

How did that happen?

How did you even match with Miguel in the first place?

How do you explain yesterday?

How long have you been standing there?

How long have you been using that?

How long have you known about this?

How many days off is Stevie allowed to request?

How many olive branches you were planning on extending.

How many surprises do you need?

How serendipitous. Thank you, Peter.

How to get started.

How wonderful!

How's everybody doin'?

How's that going?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Remind what this is again?

Hush, David, because Jocelyn said that only

I actually used to host one in high school.

I actually,

I agree with David, we must all move on from this.

I agree, that might have been a little overboard.

I also have a Groupon,

I am fine with compromise.

I am going to dust off... "Two Heads are Better".

I am going to resurrect...

I am not cutting her out, John.

I am open to suggestions.

I am ready.

I am stunned by your generosity.

I am suffering romantically right now,

I am what this brochure calls a prospective student.

I am with you. I wasn't a fan of it either

I am.

I appreciate everything you do, Alexis,

I ask a participant to go within,

I assume when you say godfather that it's, you know,

I assumed that, based on your face, and... body.

I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council related news.

I ate half of it on the way here.

I basically told her,

I believe he said so, yes.

I believe it's called Zhampagne,

I believe that was her name, Heather.

I believe they prefer to be called independents.

I believe you said I could have your room for the day,

I bit off more than I could chew.

I can crack open a bottle of cone wine?

I can restock the soda machine.

I can see clearly from here.

I can't believe he's still dating Heather.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe that I didn't think to buy

I can't have your personal drama

I can't imagine just holding all that information,

I can't remember playing.

I can't say that I have not noticed.

I can't speak to your past,

I can't tell if there's product missing,

I can't thank you enough for jumping in like this!

I changed my shirt 3 times for tonight and uh,

I come bearing good news.

I could never know where the day was...

I could refund my refund request,

I could use a distraction.

I could, I could take the shoes off.

I cursed those bears with the little strength

I did get the set list from the children's choir two weeks ago.

I did it last week.

I didn't actually expect we'd match.

I didn't even have to pay for it, honey.

I didn't know it was poison oak!

I didn't know you'd gotten into prepared foods?

I didn't recognize you without your nipples.

I didn't take his phone!

I didn't think you were gonna talk to them.

I didn't want it to affect what we have. Okay?

I didn't want to say this in front of Twyla but...

I didn't.

I do this every night.

I don't even know if we need to do the open mic part.

I don't even wanna think about it.

I don't feel like you're less of a man

I don't get to date a lot. Busy schedule and...

I don't have much choice!

I don't know how it happened. I think someone,

I don't know if I'm willing to put myself out there again.

I don't know if you've noticed, John,

I don't know it's like an allergic reaction or something.

I don't know these people. I don't know these people.

I don't know we always just sorta fell back into it.

I don't know what to do, David.

I don't know who that is.

I don't know why I thought you were single.

I don't know, David,

I don't know, David, maybe he did.

I don't know, I I ran into him, and he asked me how I was.

I don't know, I think it's a, just a habit to ask.

I don't know, I'll have to go all the way

I don't know, I'm reading, David.

I don't know, okay! It might be causing the rash,

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like what you're insinuating.

I don't need pity, I need a paycheck.

I don't need to know how this story ends, so...

I don't really know, because I wasn't really listening.

I don't think I can do this.

I don't think I've ever had one, either.

I don't think it works like that.

I don't think so.

I don't think that would actually be a good idea.

I don't think there's anything you have to do,

I don't think you want people answering that question.

I don't wanna commit until I know I like it.

I don't wanna pretend like we're co workers.

I don't wanna say strapping to my back, but...

I don't want to get used to this!

I don't want you to feel like you have to do this.

I don't work here, and I am really cool, so.

I draw the line at living in a crime scene.

I dunno about anybody else, but I am drinkin'.

I dunno, maybe it's your dry wit, you know,

I feel like I should help you clean,

I feel like I'm long overdue for some quality,

I feel like I'm on "The Voice"!

I feel like if someone were robbing our store

I feel like that's false advertising,

I feel like we owe you, or something.

I feel we can say anything to each other.

I finished the rest of the lover's curry.

I found it very telling how many people

I glanced down at my plate for two seconds.

I got a job here,

I got it at the dollar store in Elmdale.

I got that as soon as I said where's the guy?

I got the children's choir down to one song!

I got these at a boutique in Prague

I got us a permit for tomorrow night,

I gotta call her. I need my phone. I can't...

I gotta tell you two,

I guess I just thought the deeper we got into his past,

I guess we should think about returning some of these gifts?

I guess you could sit in on the interviews with me.

I had a lot of apprehension when I came here.

I had a... very intimate connection with Tony,

I had come from the pharmacy,

I had more responsibility than just answering the phones but...

I had to be both puppet, and puppeteer.

I had to evict them, though, and they didn't go quietly.

I have a date tonight.

I have a job for you.

I have been approached by a couple of other retailers

I have endured a cornucopia of trauma that last few years,

I have just remembered how attentive Roland gets

I have like 50 zillion things to do today.

I have no concerns about you, Moira,

I have not been respectful of your space.

I have this other thing that I need to go to.

I have to admit, Alexis,

I have told you for three months now,

I have watched your daughter, over the last couple of years,

I haven't had dinner yet, so...

I haven't. I just made this for lunch.

I hope you enjoyed the complimentary refreshments.

I hope you're not wearing your shoes.

I I also respect you and think that you're a good person.

I I feel like I would've sent that.

I I felt them... last night.

I I still have most of the rooms to clean.

I I thought we were talking about something else.

I inflicted in a past life, to deserve it.

I just did. I'm happy to finish doing the creams,

I just didn't expect to be graced by the presence

I just don't think that I can leave here yet.

I just feel like if I didn't tell you how I felt,

I just feel like we might be tempting fate.

I just feel terrible that you are in this sticky situation.

I just felt like we were being honest with each other.

I just have to ask, before the event,

I just have to figure this thing out.

I just have to say this.

I just like, hate how good this cheese is.

I just like, I can't talk about it around Albany,

I just need to know that it was once hot.

I just need you to say nice person.

I just overheard three women with smokers' coughs

I just recall that that show was very heavy on the footwork

I just think he wants to make sure

I just think it'll be less awkward for all of us,

I just thought we were here, it's raining,

I just wanna do one thing on my own!

I just wanna let you know that sock feet in a public place

I just wanna slap you right across the face.

I just wanted to come here,

I just went all Gordon Ramsey

I just whipped up a big lunch.

I just wish they had been consulted before they were moved.

I just, I guess, didn't know,

I knew this was gonna happen!

I knew you had a rich dating history, David,

I knew you were gonna get way too involved in this.

I know a guy who needs some work,

I know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser.

I know he will, but what's gone so wrong

I know I wasn't supposed to be listening

I know I will.

I know I'll never be able to compete with Mariah.

I know I've been a little hard to pin down.

I know it's no one's fault.

I know my face! I know my face!

I know that David is looking for

I know that sounds like an odd thing to mention,

I know that we are the Jazzagals,

I know that you were planning to go pick up

I know that your headliner tonight is gonna surprise you,

I know that your name has come up in conversation

I know that!

I know who Ted is. Okay cool,

I know you're gonna find this hard to believe,

I know you're the guy,

I know, and believe me,

I know, I just, I happened to show

I know, I'm scaring even me.

I know, it's crazy.

I know, right?

I know, right?

I know, right? But theoretically,

I know! We discovered the test in her bathroom today.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour.

I know. Which is why I wanted to give you this.

I left messages.

I like the outfit you chose.

I like this singles idea.

I like your shoes, where'd you get them?

I literally just quit, Ted.

I look like the Phantom of the Opera!

I love all this water cooler talk,

I love you.

I love you.

I mean I must've called there every day, for months.

I mean I wasn't expecting a built in wine fridge,

I mean it's not, I've kissed like a thousand people but...

I mean this should be an area for guests to come

I mean we can't have the other guests finding out

I mean yes, I do, but that's not what I'm implying. That's...

I mean you had to miss the Jazzagals Luau Luncheon

I mean you never know what could show up on your doorstep.

I mean, David, I spent two weeks in Mexico, alone,

I mean, have your fun now David,

I mean, I don't think that's really surprising at this point.

I mean, I literally saw her walk past the cafe yesterday.

I mean, I might've tried a little bit

I mean, I wouldn't wanna break the Schitt family tradition.

I mean, if you are, confident,

I mean, it's a terrific casserole.

I mean, looked what happened.

I mean, not that... different, obviously, but um,

I mean, or not. I don't remember saying it.

I mean, other than that I'm in the prime of good health.

I mean, Ted's not going on a date with him.

I mean, that could've been anyone though, right,

I mean, this would feed at least 10 people.

I mean, we could consider it.

I mean, yeah, but...

I mean, you must just wanna shout out

I might have a place.

I must've been... Dracula, or a spin instructor.

I no longer need backstage passes to the Teen Choice Awards.

I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.

I paid way too much for a wedge of brie last week,

I promise I'll make it up to you, Sweetheart.

I ran into the elderly gentleman outside his room

I ran my finger down the backs of three different guys,

I ran my finger down the backs of three different guys,

I realize I take one thing for granted in this town.

I really needed it.

I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits.

I recently heard of a small town in Scotland,

I remember Alexis got on in from across the room once.

I remember one regrettably early morning

I remember that summer you dated all 3 Hanson brothers.

I said I'd help you with your bags.

I said the breath mints need to move.

I said, something to think about!

I saw a lot of dead bodies when I was a kid,

I see before me, a beautiful young woman in her prime,

I see everybody's loaded up on drink tickets.

I see what's going on here.

I see you've been lassoed into the judicial process as well.

I see.

I see. Well I'm glad everyone's gonna be able

I should just stay here.

I should think would help the court in the quest

I specifically said no TV.

I still do, it's just that I'm finding this situation

I still have to unpack all of these products

I suppose I'll show up on time for Jazzagals rehearsal.

I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement?

I swiped right, obviously.

I talked to Tony yesterday,

I think he started a new family, or something.

I think I need to leave.

I think it was something about your boyfriend's shoes?

I think it would be a tad declasse

I think it's important that I be honest with you

I think it's important to streamline the aesthetic

I think just one.

I think my work here is done.

I think so, too.

I think that is a service that could benefit all of us.

I think that we need to be a little more proactive

I think that's cool.

I think that's probably a good idea.

I think we can make it through the first two years easy,

I think we might have to call Roland

I think we need to be more realistic

I think we're done here.

I think we're getting a little off topic, sweetheart.

I think we're good here. Thanks.

I think what you mean to say is proposed improvements?

I think you're my best friend.

I thought given the demand for some more basic items,

I thought I would what I could

I thought it was menopause that was making me late,

I thought it was really great.

I thought it'd be better if I just came in.

I thought she was too cool to work here.

I thought that was like a little casual thing.

I thought that you would be hosting it,

I thought you had a male business partner.

I thought you should know.

I thought you used to hate it when I'd trot you out

I thought you were booked up all day,

I thought you were just apologizing

I told him he was out of the quicksand,

I told him that we're a well oiled machine at this point.

I told you I didn't want to make a big deal out of this.

I totally thought she was like, the one for you.

I totally, totally get that.

I trusted you.

I um, I was actually thinking about not coming.

I understand, Moira.

I understand.

I used a guy this weekend.

I used a guy this weekend.

I used to date Ted.

I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark

I vote for singles week.

I wanna take you to a celebratory lunch.

I want you to be the godfather to my child.

I wanted to frame this! Hmm.

I was already into overtime.

I was dropping off Alexis' course book,

I was going to sleep last night and I realized

I was gonna ask him the same thing.

I was gonna say the same thing.

I was gonna send a text but um,

I was just testing you.

I was just thinking about the same things,

I was just wondering what your day was looking like?

I was just working up the strength,

I was lookin' around this place, and boom, it hit me!

I was lying about the chocolates, I ate them all.

I was outside.

I was pitching a Singles Night.

I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship

I was proposing like, a matchmaking event at the café.

I was ready to get back together days ago!

I was thinking about singing an original song.

I was very upset, and confused.

I was wondering if there's like, a campus tour,

I went in to clean Room 4,

I will be talking to David about that.

I will chill out when the back lawn gets weeded!

I will literally do anything for us to not play that game.

I will never forget this.

I won it last month, took myself out for lunch.

I won't stand in the way of you spotting.

I won't turn down the help,

I work in ad sales and can drive at night.

I would just like to welcome you

I would like to dedicate this song

I would literally go insane.

I would love it if you guys could stay.

I would love like a hot water,

I would love that.

I would never have to look at another dating app,

I would wait until much later in the relationship

I would... no, I will not be held accountable

I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't let them have it.

I wouldn't trust Roland with a set of chopsticks,

I wouldn't've put it in my mouth."

I, of course, am your co chair, Alexis Rose.

I...

I...

I... I did call that other woman charming, didn't I?

I... I don't think it's a two person job.

I... I mean, with the new baby coming,

I... I wanted to wait for you, but I got bored in the car.

I... I wouldn't say we were close.

I... just bought $100 worth of sliders.

I... the easiest to go with is probably

I'd be lucky if 1 person had something nice to say.

I'd kill for a casserole right now.

I'd like us all to close our eyes,

I'd rather write about this.

I'd say that one looks about perfect.

I'd say we're off to a great start.

I'll be over to help you in a second.

I'll get it made up.

I'll get out the fancy martini glasses. Fun!

I'll give you 50 cents to stand outside

I'll give you a bite you can't refuse.

I'll give you three guesses.

I'll go plug in my hair straightener.

I'll grab ya a slider.

I'll have you know that it was one pack of gum,

I'll have you know this is the healthiest first day

I'll pass.

I'll take it from here.

I'll tell ya what, I will get my ratchet,

I'll tell you what I'm about to do.

I'm a stand out in the jury box.

I'm about to swing by Jocelyn's

I'm afraid you have to secure us another venue.

I'm also glad I did.

I'm always the one being chased.

I'm assuming he'll be falling asleep soon.

I'm assuming that Jocelyn's planning on spending no money

I'm assuming you're not dead?

I'm basically the human equivalent of the inside

I'm busy!

I'm exhausted!

I'm feeling very shaken.

I'm finding it hard to believe

I'm getting flashbacks of David attempting a 3 pointer.

I'm getting the sense I did something wrong.

I'm glad that we have everyone's support.

I'm glad we could finally make this happen.

I'm glad you came around to your senses,

I'm glad you did.

I'm glad you're both still here.

I'm goin' home.

I'm going to allow my husband to steal me away,

I'm going to uh, I guess I'm gonna get the party started,

I'm gonna ask you to take your feet off my desk.

I'm gonna do something uncharacteristic,

I'm gonna go pack up my things, I assume we're moving?

I'm gonna go to lunch, and you're gonna sit here,

I'm gonna have the bottomless French Onion soup,

I'm gonna need to take this a lot slower

I'm gonna offer you both a PR and marketing strategy,

I'm gonna really need your help.

I'm gonna talk to you in a minute,

I'm gonna walk in,

I'm having one of those days myself.

I'm her best friend.

I'm here to tell you to be careful

I'm I'm just uh...

I'm in love with you.

I'm Johnny Rose.

I'm just glad Ted's found someone so stable and healthy.

I'm just glad that we could do this.

I'm just really glad we could make this work. Champagne?

I'm just showing David how it works.

I'm just so glad I took a risk.

I'm just trying to be professional here, okay?

I'm just trying to get my kid to take a nap.

I'm kidding. I don't need the tea.

I'm kidding. It's a little incentive for a job well done.

I'm merely trying to ensure an unruffled launch.

I'm more of a bagel guy, winky face?

I'm not dropping the box off for you.

I'm not gonna ask you whether I'm having a boy or a girl.

I'm not saying there's a connection.

I'm not sure I said that.

I'm not taking the box for you, David,

I'm off.

I'm positively bedeviled with meetings, etc.

I'm pretty sure she already knows it's a mistake!

I'm saying I am stepping out of the limelight, Jocelyn.

I'm so sorry I didn't put that together,

I'm sorry for touching my nose to a flower!

I'm sorry I underestimated you.

I'm sorry that I just know what looks correct.

I'm sorry that you connect with a more mature clientele,

I'm sorry, did David spend four months earning a degree?

I'm sorry, I just... I just was expecting Alexis,

I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't be giving that all away.

I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't be giving that all away.

I'm sorry, I was processing Alexis' situation.

I'm sorry, is that supposed to be a baby?

I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about?

I'm sorry, that wasn't supposed to be sent to you.

I'm sorry, were you holding back on talking to me

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

I'm sorry, you were talking about something?

I'm sorry?

I'm standing right here, Bob.

I'm standing right here.

I'm sure you don't get a great many auditors here,

I'm sure you're not aware of this but,

I'm surprised to see you here, though.

I'm taking this gun.

I'm taking you out for tacos tonight.

I'm Ted, I'm newly single.

I'm the lead intimacy facilitator here at MADLY,

I'm the one doing you the favour?

I'm the one that kind of made this all happen.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the Arts and Culture Grant.

I'm um... I'm feeling kind of ill.

I'm with her now, we're in the car.

I've already had a serious talk with Alexis,

I've already sold 2 beers to a fellow staff member.

I've always found her to be pretty open about things.

I've always had great affection for the press,

I've always wanted to reprise the role!

I've been burned so many times,

I've been reading what people have been saying about you.

I've been tryin' not to look at it.

I've been trying for the past little while to secure

I've been using this moisturizer

I've decided it's time I become a team player.

I've ever heard anyone say.

I've ever really had one.

I've got a list of three different numbers

I've got perfect pitch, so do not mess this up for me.

I've got the perfect apron for ya,

I've got Working Grill,

I've gotta hand it to ya, David,

I've had my time, and it's over now.

I've just been to the baby doctor,

I've never been in this situation before.

I've seen this movie before.

I've struggled with group work in the past.

I've tried every other one.

I've watched many a personal chef flip a burger in my day.

If David sells the store, and uh...

If he had a secret fiancée?

If I don't like it, I'll just give it up, and move on!

If I get the toilet brushes out here, too.

If I hadn't heard the construction all morning.

If I just went out back and... picked some.

If I just went out back and... picked some.

If I may leave you with a bit of advice,

If she should pick up scones or bagels.

If something does happen to one of our first 3 choices,

If something happened to Jocelyn or me.

If that doesn't scream romance.

If that makes you feel any better.

If the camera was your guest, how would you greet her?

If we could just kind of extend his work day, you know,

If we hadn't put these babies out there,

If we just charge people cover at the door, so.

If we throw a... if we throw a renaissance fair every month,

If what we had just admitted to each other wasn't so sad.

If you and Ted spend a little less time

If you feel it's necessary, fine,

If you give me $50 bucks I'll stand outside,

If you just learn to trust people.

If you must know, David. I signed Twyla up.

If you must know!

If you picked them, then how come you don't have the rash?

If you want it.

If you want.

If you would let me immerse you in it.

If you've got stuff to do.

If, and when, you meet someone who catches your eye,

Imagine how Alexis must feel.

Impatience, that's the look!

Impeccably dressed woman wanders out of Podunk motel.

In 10... 9...

In a different size,

In an impossibly expensive sort of way.

In anything myself, and I thought that was like,

In case there's a rousing fireside sing along?

In exploring Step 1 of the plan.

In fact I had several sample packets in my purse.

In fact, by saying nothing at all,

In fact, I might have to cancel on him tonight.

In fact, you've enlightened me.

In front of my friends?

In front of people then, in public.

In her only daughter's social calendar?

In judicatory persuasion.

In North America, and we were like, lets him 'em.

In that question, Moira, the man is dead.

In that string of bad luck?

In the back room because you find them offensive.

In the book on tape of your life.

In the dead of summer.

In the echo y canyon that I now call my social life.

In the Hamptons.

In the hopes of facilitating interpersonal connections.

In the meantime, they will laugh in your face,

In the meantime, you can put your son to bed

In the middle of a dance break.

In the safe.

In this digital day of discontented disconnection,

In this rural spanandry,

In time for check in.

In which I've actually died?

In your favour if you take into consideration

In your own words.

In your very own backyard!

Incorrect! The fact that we have youths

Incorrect.

Into different diapers,

Into finding love for other people.

Into mommy's mouth, will walk away

Into that dark corner of the bar instead of your father.

Into the back to check.

Invite you and your son to our happy hour,

Ireland!

Is a bit of a tradition in Roland's family.

Is a little harsh, but he's definitely slippery, I'll give ya that.

Is a misdemeanor embezzlement charge

Is also in the safe.

Is also incorrect.

Is everything okay?

Is festive enough for a baby shower.

Is for this conversation to get... uncomfortable.

Is for this conversation to get... uncomfortable.

Is he being supportive?

Is if you could just nail down which one

Is incorrect!

Is it bad?

Is it David?

Is it though, do you think?

Is my foundation off by a shade?

Is not exactly a compromise.

Is not what I would call on brand for the store.

Is saving my bacon.

Is something that you consider to be

Is something wrong, David?

Is stand up a room full of singles.

Is telling us to protect ourselves,

Is that a good sign?

Is that so?

Is that you?

Is their ability to compromise.

Is there a scrum? How many camera crews?

Is there something off about the way that I look?

Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team.

Is to show him just how wrong the gift is.

Is very awkward and cringe y.

Isaac, 31, works on his family's farm.

Isn't it easier to just be direct?

Isn't that something you should be doing anyway?

Isn't this a glittering sea of hopeful faces.

It appears someone has something to celebrate.

It can be the most enlightening

It didn't slip my mind, I just like, didn't go.

It feels like every time the motel sells out, someone dies.

It feels like... comfortable.

It goes way back. Way, way back.

It had a little stage in the back.

It is my comfort zone. But next thing I know,

It is your responsibility to notify the court

It just caught me off guard, you know?

It just feels... wrong.

It just kind of feels like one of those perfect moments

It just never felt right.

It keeps the relationship titillating.

It looks good!

It looks like it.

It might be nice to have a guy around here

It seems to be jammed. Can you, Rene?

It sounds like it's actually raining harder.

It tasted something sour. Or maybe...

It took a year.

It took me so long to make that.

It turns out there is no immediate need for concern.

It was a performance they'd never seen before.

It was a very sweet surprise.

It was all of that, David.

It was and then it sort of turned into more of a thing.

It was just that you brought it up.

It was like an olive branch to get you to talk to me.

It was more about what was happening at...

It was my go to move many years ago,

It was poison oak.

It was self serving, and it was desperate,

It was stupid, it was dumb. It was a dumb idea.

It was the score, it was the book,

It wasn't Casino, Brando wasn't in Casino, but...

It won't.

It would kill Sir Tony Geary.

It would only be fair. Please tell me yes.

It would've been a flawless rollout.

It wouldn't hurt to have the help.

It... flares up.

It'll take day just to re box your mother's wigs.

It's 9:00 at night, you're here playing video games?

It's a cinch to mash the Murphy where there's love.

It's a cookie, David, what's the big deal?

It's a girl.

It's a junior PR position,

It's a little unconventional,

It's a principle thing.

It's a puppy adoption, and we're done.

It's a shame they didn't get to see what you've pulled off!

It's a simple concept. Ugh!

It's a tale of perseverance, much like your quest

It's a total numbers game.

It's a valiant first effort, Alexis, it is.

It's a... it's a heat rash or something!

It's actually very important to me.

It's Albany's birthday.

It's all for the best, Jocelyn,

It's all the way up my arms.

It's all very new, you know, and it's a lot to process but...

It's almost as though we're building towards

It's also good to see you.

It's always gifts for the dogs, and never for me.

It's always nice to dress for dinner.

It's an online social hub for rural singles,

It's basically the only service we provide.

It's because I was just talking to her.

It's become very clear to me that you don't read them.

It's been a hectic morning, David, I'm not gonna lie.

It's Bumpkin with a wink emoji.

It's either my birthday, or Gloria Estefan's.

It's from the very famous Zhampagne region of France.

It's funny, because before my dear Gloria passed,

It's gonna take more than a license to grill

It's good to see you.

It's his brother, Brian.

It's impossible to be in love with Jake,

It's in a moss covered building by the lake.

It's in there.

It's just a bar on the outside of town.

It's just a little piece of skin back there.

It's just a long string of very bad luck,

It's just a reaction to David's moisturizer.

It's just a very awkwardly shaped box,

It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay?

It's just flagrant irresponsibility!

It's just I said nice person.

It's just I'm kind of right in the middle

It's just that I used to date Ted,

It's just that my truth is that I am damaged goods,

It's just that Patrick and I were working on fixing a uh...

It's just that there are like ten guys on here,

It's just that there's a lot of people at the motel,

It's just that there's some things happening at the motel, and I...

It's just that we don't want people adopting sad dogs.

It's just that we weren't expecting this.

It's just this situation that's bothering me.

It's just we're a family run business,

It's just weird because like,

It's kind of like an all of us thing.

It's kinda hard to guarantee fun.

It's like a briefcase full of makeup.

It's like a nothing thing. You wouldn't...

It's like I completely forgot about you.

It's like you're an oracle when it comes

It's like, some, some cream borne virus!

It's mandatory?

It's me.

It's meant to be.

It's not a full shower, it's like a sprinkle.

It's not an offer, Johnny, it's an offer you can't refuse.

It's not called The Bumpkin.

It's not easy puttin' yourself out there like that.

It's not even trending, which is actually kind of sad.

It's not scary or embarrassing

It's okay Moira, take a seat.

It's one o'clock on a Friday.

It's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands.

It's probably best just to stick with a classic.

It's probably better if we just focus on the business,

It's probably nothing, but I think I've killed a man.

It's really starting to creep out the guests.

It's so good to see you. In the flesh.

It's starting to remind me of Rose Video,

It's startlingly quiet in here, David.

It's still raining!

It's television's Moira Rose!

It's the exact same move that I used with my klepto friends

It's the middle of summer.

It's times like these that reminds one

It's times like this I wish I had your eye for decorating

It's times like this you learn who your true friends are.

It's uh just kinda that um,

It's uh, Tennessee, and I'm pretty sure you know that,

It's under construction.

It's what the woman in the store told me.

It's your safe. You have the combination.

Joc and I have been trying to save,

Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise.

Joce wanted a little extra space for the new baby,

Jocelyn has that bebe thing.

Jocelyn,

Jocelyn, for the sake of that woman,

Jocelyn, I don't wanna start anything here,

Jocelyn, oh, I seem to have left my sunglasses behind,

Jocelyn, that is one of the most generous compliments

Jocelyn, why? Why, why, why, would you do that?

Jocelyn, you're about to witness a master class

Jocelyn.

Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy.

John Cougar...

John, as much as I appreciate your budgetary prowess,

John, I hate to leave you like this!

John, I wanna thank you

John, the gentlemen outside need a few more minutes.

John, they're perishable.

John?

Johnny has that upset look on his face.

Johnny, I am not gonna ask again.

Johnny, I gotta say, uh,

Johnny, I thought you were joking.

Johnny, if it makes any difference to you,

Johnny, it's me! I'm the guy!

Johnny, why don't you just come and join Ronnie?

Johnny's looking half normal.

Judging from the looks on your faces, I don't want it.

Juror 75, you were asked if you had any personal conflicts

Just about time for me to clock out.

Just an honorary title?

Just be outgoing, be open,

Just because they're kinda fragile right now,

Just can't recall which one was circled.

Just don't know how to thank you.

Just felt right to me, in the moment.

Just joking, you've got Ted's voice mail.

Just look at the camera like uh, it's a guest.

Just on profits?

Just one way to engage with the community.

Just remembering all those times that you compromised.

Just so that you can find yourself a new boy toy.

Just so you know, I'm obviously a beer guy,

Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge.

Just to get her outta my head?

Just um, receipt for business cards that I ordered.

Just wondering how you're feeling.

Keep getting back together.

Keep in mind we haven't seen each other in weeks.

Keep it on pause, boys.

Keep moving! People are clustering,

Keeping it to yourself.

Kids, it's garbage day.

Killing a man over a complimentary bolus.

Kinda busy in here, Roland.

Klaire!

Knowing everything your great grandmother went through,

Knowing that it would make my day more stressful.

Learn from my mistakes before making any new ones.

Left on your pine cone journey?

Lemonades for Moira and me...

Let alone reveal it to the world.

Let me know about the job.

Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!

Let us celebrate that.

Let's just do one beer, one beer for me. Okay?

Let's just sit back and enjoy the sight

Let's put a big, fat "J" next to that one.

Let's see what this says, Alexis?

Let's see, I've got License to Grill,

Levied by the owners of Tom and Marge's Magic and Fun Shop,

Like a mother, or a close friend?

Like all of you, am single.

Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist,

Like clockwork, David.

Like goats? Does she have goats?

Like he built David a basketball court

Like he told you that he wanted that.

Like I don't usually love goat cheese, but...

Like literally anything.

Like look at him, David.

Like nothing's really changed, am I right?

Like people from before your time.

Like that, then I am... 87% behind you.

Like that?

Like the poor thing doesn't understand that like,

Like we did during the writer's strike.

Like, breathe it out.

Like, checked out without paying, asleep.

Like, David forced us to watch him shoot at a basket

Like, face time with the guests.

Like, quiet for a minute?

Like, really great.

Like, so much.

Like, super professional and polished,

Like, what does she wanna go smoke a blunt with Pitbull?

Like... dressing well, or how she looks.

Listen, can you do me a favour,

Listen, David, I love your store.

Listen, I can't speak to who Alexis was

Listen, it's not over yet.

Literally the second he peeks his head out of the closet.

Literally, no one even wanted her here in the first place.

Little anecdote?

Lock that box back up for now?

Look around. You do you.

Look at that, the two Moira's.

Look out!

Look, Jocelyn, the last thing I want

Look, please don't do anything crazy,

Look, Stevie, I'm not necessarily known

Look, take your time, just let me know by tomorrow.

Looking good, Roland!

Looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet.

Looking like Oprah on a Thanksgiving Day hike,

Looks like a bit of a typo.

Looks like a hickey, actually.

Looks like a real treat.

Looks like another full house tonight.

Loose wallets, loose inhibitions,

Love that for him.

Lovely talking to you, Mrs. Rose.

Luckily, a little birdie told me

Ma'am, can you assure my client and the Court,

Majoring in Marketing and...

Make a compromise.

Make yourselves at home.

Makes me think that we should be taking more products

Makes you wonder if it's us?

Making someone choose between two things that you like,

Mariah Carey concert, I know. Yeah.

Mature Adults Dating Lovers, Yes!

Maybe a little bit more like that.

Maybe he'll even get to take one home.

Maybe I deserve an olive branch, or two?

Maybe I don't wanna grow the business.

Maybe I don't wanna play the game.

Maybe I should get into online dating?

Maybe I'll spend the night sometime.

Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday.

Maybe this can be your thank you.

Maybe to the garbage?

Maybe you didn't. Did you? I'm not sure.

Maybe you do, if the party is for her.

Maybe... no?

Me too, and yet I just did it.

Me too.

Me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy,

Melted more than a few hearts.

Mhmm, I am.

Mhmm.

Mhmm.

Mhmm.

Mhmm.

Mhmm.

Mhmm. So, Jake and his little pony are goin' on dates

Mhmm...

Mhmm...

Mhmm... mhmm.

Might serve you both well.

Might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room?

Miguel looks so strong holding all those puppies.

Miguel's the only other vet in town,

Minding their own business in front of our store

Mingling in my office.

Miracles don't take reservations.

Mkay, I'm Co Chair, and I'm wearing my t shirt.

Mm hmm. That's a nice bracelet.

Mm, your body, your problem.

Mm.

Mmhm. Having flashbacks of Zac Efron.

Mmhmm. What can I say?

Mmhmm. You did this, didn't you?

Modern day Judy and Lorna.

Moira Rose.

Moira, I'm sorry I couldn't be more available

Moira, I'm the one who's pregnant.

Moira, is everything all right?

Moira, let's stuff Rosewood in a drawer for right now.

Moira, that's not gonna happen.

Moira, this sounds like what happened to your family.

Moira, we're having a boy.

Moira, what you did today meant the world to us.

Moira, you don't have to stay,

Moira!

Moira! Moira!

Moira?

Moira's very much alive.

Mom's basically trying to cut me out of Singles Week.

More than I do, professionally speaking.

More than one, um, and some potato salad,

Morning, David.

Morning.

Most significant cultural contributors.

Mother.

Mr. Rose is checking out a guest right now,

Mr. Rose, would you mind taking a few steps back?

Mr. Worry!

Mrs. Rose, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Mrs. Rose?

Must be very helpful for you.

Must take a special touch.

Mutt, you're making me feel partially responsible.

My apartment for the night.

My biggest concern was how to make

My boy right now is being serenaded

My boyfriend doesn't like the shoes, so I'm gonna take the shoes off.

My end of that agreement.

My fans, and the press, so thank you.

My first job in high school was actually at a Rose Video.

My God, how long have you been sitting there?

My God, like for sex.

My guys will be here between 4 and 5.

My lovely wife, Moira.

My nerves are fried!

My nightly sleeps, afternoon naps,

My poor baby.

My services are desperately needed elsewhere.

My skin is normally fresh, and dewy, and blemish free.

N... alas! Your co chair will be busy getting herself out

Needed to be like super aggressive,

Never have to ever come back here again?

Never say nom nom, again.

Never! Zero! Didn't happen.

New custom towels, all part of the rollout.

New name, new branding, flowers in all the rooms.

Nine, ten nine...

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve!

No bigger than a thimble,

No but like, actually come though, okay? I'm serious.

No catch.

No I... I mean I don't... now.

No offense, Jocelyn.

No offense, Mr. Rose, but I'm pretty sure

No one at the counter!

No one's saying it's not nice. What I'm saying is...

No rocks? Well.

No you won't! I will drive you!

No, Alexis, thank you!

No, but I'm sure we had our reasons.

No, but there is a special reason tonight.

No, but there was a moment when I thought about doing it.

No, guys, look, I just need to find something

No, he doesn't know.

No, he's he's on his way to the hospital now.

No, honey, obviously it's a bit a of a misprint.

No, I am enrolled, um, prospectively.

No, I am making this perfect moment, perfect.

No, I assure you.

No, I can't let them see me like this.

No, I didn't bring any rocks.

No, I don't think it's the lotion.

No, I draw the line at sing along.

No, I feel good. I feel like a...

No, I for one just had like a very big peanut butter thing,

No, I know. I'm thinking on it.

No, I mean like full blown things that need fixing.

No, I need to clean a toilet!

No, I really appreciate the gift,

No, I think it's a better idea that I just go home.

No, I think it's best that Jocelyn share

No, I think it's, you know, it's...

No, I think we've got it covered.

No, I told Alexis about us,

No, I'll talk to her.

No, I'm I'm just a little distracted today.

No, I'm just here to show support. So, as you were.

No, I'm not comfortable discussing the intimate details

No, I'm not hiding out, Johnny.

No, I'm not! I like the singles fest.

No, I'm sorry, I just had an image of you cooking.

No, in fact I am gonna ask again.

No, it didn't stick, did it.

No, it's cute.

No, it's like a shower, but for your second kid.

No, it's not as if you've been spending all your time

No, it's these discount locks.

No, like Heather, Heather. Like, Ted's Heather.

No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.

No, Mr. Rose, I insist.

No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna look really, really corny.

No, my phone's in my pocket.

No, no braid. Uh, looked more like thick,

No, no, David's fine. David's fine.

No, no, I... haven't used the old pipes in so long,

No, no, Jocelyn, normally I wouldn't even consider leaving,

No, no, no, but this has all been very, very helpful.

No, no, no, it's for everyday use.

No, no, no, no. No regrets.

No, no, no! We're putting an "R" next to that,

No, no, no.

No, no, that was merely an example

No, no, that's okay. That's fine. I am done.

No, no, the next round is on us for our newest member.

No, no, we're not putting a "J," we're putting an "R!"

No, no.

No, okay, um, well you should probably just go ahead

No, only sometimes, when it's necessary.

No, see, that's where you're wrong.

No, thank you.

No, that is where I got the idea for singles night.

No, that's not the headline!

No, that's not what was happening!

No, there's no dials, no tanks, no side burners.

No, there's no dials, no tanks, no side burners.

No, they're just new mints that haven't been sampled yet,

No, um, it was purely circumstantial, you know,

No, we're just looking.

No, what have you been doing differently?

No, yeah, I know it wasn't that.

No, yeah, I pieced that together.

No, you know what?

No, you say, "break a leg."

No!

No!

No! Ah! Stevie, help me!

No! I'm not upset!

No! No, John, no. No!

No! no!

No?

No? How did it go?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, I very clearly remember,

No. No, no, no,

No. No, Stevie, no.

No. Some people. Just close friends.

No. There's no one in there for me.

No. You'd have to step in and raise my kid

Nobody that I... cared about

Nobody's gonna leave you behind.

Nom nom for...

Nom nom for...

Non threatening sort of way.

Nope, Patrick's still not coming.

Nope! I don't think so.

Nope.

Nope. Just trying to be a good person, so.

Not about the nipples, um, about the puppies.

Not at a spa. So...

Not correct.

Not knowing what right was supposed to feel like,

Not like, super proud of that, but...

Not performing at it.

Not really, we just got to talking on the way in.

Not taking that personally.

Not to dim the charge on this delightful conversation,

Not trusting people is what I'm used to.

Not until they accepted my demand,

Not yet. Anyway, everything is fine,

Not your mother.

Noted.

Nothing about this is desperate.

Nothing else for me, thank you, just the scone.

Nothing less than spectacular can do for them!

Nothing, just rolling things out, like you asked me to.

Nothing, we merely exchanged familial smiles.

Nothing. I don't think it said anything, now that I think about it.

Notice some of our more discreet backroom items

Now I gotta go to town hall to get some signatures

Now I know many of you are excited

Now I wasn't joking about my skills, pal!

Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby,

Now Roland just found a barbecue in the shed,

Now she has to move into one of those homes

Now that was a grand day.

Now the big question is where to put the TV?

Now there's an idea.

Now unfortunately, these are breath mints,

Now, ask me when the last time the motel sold out,

Now, everybody, just so you know,

Now, I used to think that my one special lock

Now, if an idea as simple as that can work

Now, imagine an even more splendacious art park,

Now, when you say "we all broke up... "

Now, will you be heading out this afternoon,

Now... Ted,

Number 40, number 75!

Number 40, number 75!

O Kay? Who's it from?

Obviously Patrick should've told you he had a fiancée,

Obviously we're not gonna do that.

Of "An Officer and a Gentleman".

Of a basic headache medication,

Of a breather when it... comes to...

Of a mother daughter power team.

Of a relationship I've ever had.

Of a roasted marshmallow.

Of adoring mourners.

Of Alexis' private life, with her not present.

Of any successful business person

Of anything you've seen or heard,

Of carefully manicured lawn.

Of course he is, I just haven't found

Of course I'm okay!

Of course your accompanying me today

Of how Rosewood would similarly put us on the map.

Of interviewing these people, so.

Of jury duty today.

Of like a pretty important conversation,

Of our two strapping men bonding over an open flame.

Of the asbestos, Moira,

Of the fact that we're all still alive.

Of the giraffe and the kitten who are best friends?

Of the quicksand that was your past,

Of the toll a baby can take on its mother,

Of the town changing sheets?

Of things that I have to do this morning.

Of two of your exes tonight.

Off to work.

Offered off his movie posters, you know,

Officially the longest relationship I've ever had.

Often times in these situations,

Oh and I have Grills Just Wanna Have Fun.

Oh and Lex, it was so good to see you.

Oh boy.

Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone?

Oh burn, David.

Oh dear, I have the night to myself,

Oh dear, you're awfully brave allowing your beau

Oh dear. Oh!

Oh fine.

Oh god, no, we'll leave together, please.

Oh god. Um... what's that what's that?

Oh God... you knock me out, kid.

Oh good,

Oh good, ours is full.

Oh he'll be here, don't you worry.

Oh hey, Mrs. Rose.

Oh hey, so there's a reporter outside, asking questions.

Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself.

Oh Jocelyn, oh Jocelyn!

Oh John, a near perfect return to form.

Oh Johnny, Johnny, get over here.

Oh look, Jocelyn's pulling up to the hospital right now.

Oh Moira, I completely forgot about lunch.

Oh Moira, we are so happy that you are okay!

Oh my god, Alexis?

Oh my God, can you imagine? Not one of you is trained.

Oh my god, David.

Oh my god, don't even worry about that.

Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look.

Oh my god, is this a dating app?

Oh my god, Klaire!

Oh my god, Lex!

Oh my god, no, babe, please, it's like...

Oh my god, that sounds so random.

Oh my God, that's so great!

Oh my God, that's so mean!

Oh my god, we matched?

Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Oh my god, what happened?

Oh my God, you are being so extra right now!

Oh my god, you should see the look on your face!

Oh my god!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! As if this day couldn't get any worse.

Oh my god! Funny. No. No.

Oh my god! I almost totally forgot!

Oh my god! What happened?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh, it is so fun!

Oh my... guys, I know this girl! Babe! Hi!

Oh no, I did, I did say thank you multiple times.

Oh no, I've been waiting for this moment.

Oh no, it tells you here at the bottom.

Oh no, you can speak freely in front of the gals.

Oh no...

Oh okay, not like a sleepover sleepover.

Oh sure, I got it.

Oh thank you, honey.

Oh they'll all have nothing but nice things to say about you.

Oh they'll be fine.

Oh they're singing my praises now.

Oh um, I hope you don't mind if my boyfriend joins us?

Oh well, I uh, I don't know if you heard,

Oh wow, okay. It's just like, all happening so fast,

Oh wow. Is this some kind of sick joke?

Oh yeah, it's soft.

Oh yeah, sure.

Oh yeah, yeah, I've been up since 5.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh good, that feels good, doesn't it?

Oh yes. Yes, tidal waves of prosperity

Oh you remind me of my days at the old Mudd Club

Oh, actually we're just finishing up.

Oh, always. Just not now.

Oh, and also, he gave me a diamond tennis bracelet

Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.

Oh, and I'm thinking of getting Joce

Oh, and like, um, an agenda.

Oh, and Ted asked you not to see him.

Oh, and Ted is the vet that you said you were dating.

Oh, are you serious? I was ready to stop after one!

Oh, Becca DeMornay, what a sweetheart.

Oh, David please, I couldn't possibly make it

Oh, David, you have the opportunity to climb out

Oh, God help us all.

Oh, good, good.

Oh, ha ha.

Oh, he thought you were pregnant.

Oh, hi, honey.

Oh, hold on, Gwen, uh, Roland just pulled in,

Oh, hold that thought, honey.

Oh, I asked a friend of mine to keep an eye on it

Oh, I didn't realize it took you so long

Oh, I do.

Oh, I do. She is an intern.

Oh, I feel somewhat responsible.

Oh, I just assumed that's how you always work.

Oh, I just wanted to thank you again

Oh, I mean, wouldn't wanna be ungrateful.

Oh, I need to be a part of this.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I shoulda got you more than a cookie.

Oh, I wasn't gossiping,

Oh, I wonder who that could be!

Oh, I'll I'll just see you at the volunteers' meeting, then?

Oh, I'm just dropping by, you know.

Oh, I'm not into online dating,

Oh, I'm sorry, can't a mother show a little interest

Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the evening rush?

Oh, I'm sorry, did you just see a dead body?

Oh, I'm sorry. Who passed?

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks.

Oh, I'm... I'm all right, thank you.

Oh, if the drugs are any good, you will.

Oh, it was my pleasure.

Oh, it's our pleasure.

Oh, Jocelyn and I have another one of those

Oh, John, I do love how you keep the magic alive.

Oh, look at that!

Oh, look who's here. Where were you all night?

Oh, my husband, the portrait of self effacement.

Oh, no, no, I... I can keep working here.

Oh, no, no, no, far be it for us to intrude.

Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, not at all.

Oh, oh that's nice then.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, okay, well if that's what you feel.

Oh, okay.

Oh, place looks great, really uh, really shaping up.

Oh, probably, but you know, we're here now, you know.

Oh, relax, Johnny. I'm here for ya.

Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie,

Oh, she used your little... finger trick.

Oh, so it's more of a sprinkle, then.

Oh, sorry yeah, um,

Oh, Stevie. Stevie,

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, that smile on your face is all I need.

Oh, Theodore, back for another meeting of the animals, I see.

Oh, there you are!

Oh, there's so much time wasted off top, John.

Oh, toner must be low.

Oh, uh... you know what, I'm relieved.

Oh, um wait, but you forgot something, though.

Oh, um, not to brag, but this re brand got me 77%

Oh, Veronica, once again,

Oh, very well, Alexis, let's hear your elevator pitch.

Oh, we need the open mic part.

Oh, well I was hoping to eat around 8.

Oh, well I'm just showing

Oh, well people have been asking for plungers,

Oh, well that's excellent. Excellent.

Oh, well that's great,

Oh, well, hope it clears itself up.

Oh, well, thank god! Geez.

Oh, well, you can thank me later, but uh,

Oh, what a handsome guy.

Oh, what a wonderful surprise for us all!

Oh, what you're gonna spray the briquettes again?

Oh, where are you taking her?

Oh, wow, that is just very sweet.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, sure, you do your bit. I'm always here for you.

Oh, yeah, well you see that... concerns me a little.

Oh, you do, oh great, 'cause I'm gonna get another beer.

Oh, you meant like, like right now?

Oh, you two, I told you I don't know.

Oh, you're talkin' to me?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! All: Oh!

Oh! Don't start without me you little frippit.

Oh! I know.

Oh! Oh Jocelyn, Roland's not the father?

Oh! Oh, no, no thank you.

Oh! So I guess we won't be waiting for her!

Oh! Yeah!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Fun.

Oh. Hmm.

Oh. Lucky me.

Oh. No, people have told me that I just have like,

Oh. Okay, sure.

Oh. Should I be holding a key?

Oh. So like, potentially,

Oh. Well, as a family member,

Oh...

Ohhhh, my son's the same way.

Ok, I'm wearing sunglasses because I'm in mourning, David.

Ok, um, but you're in like a day dress.

Okay anyways, without further ado, the main event!

Okay great, I would like a refund, please.

Okay guys, you know what that means,

Okay I'm not playing into your fraudulent behaviour.

Okay look, there is nobody who wants to see Ted fail

Okay look, um, I can smell your fear, okay?

Okay Moira, you've got to meet me halfway here,

Okay no, I didn't, I gave you a a half hickey,

Okay now, three more steps to your left.

Okay uh, why don't you just start by changing the sheets?

Okay um,

Okay um, we may have been texting.

Okay well, I'm starting to look like

Okay well, thank you, Roland.

Okay, actually, I'm really not good with this.

Okay, actually, there's only one.

Okay, and could that be delivered by tonight?

Okay, and I will be right back with your menus. Okay.

Okay, and where will you be?

Okay, are they actually buying anything?

Okay, are you saying that I don't make people feel at home?

Okay, before you do that, um,

Okay, between Alexis getting knocked up,

Okay, bottom line, we need the room,

Okay, but for the sake of customer service,

Okay, but I like, just put something in it

Okay, but just picture them as like, tiny little roommates,

Okay, but um, like just one.

Okay, bye.

Okay, can we help you with something?

Okay, can you hold for a sec?

Okay, can you just like, please try to hurry up?

Okay, come in.

Okay, cool. Cool, cool, yeah, yeah.

Okay, David, well I'm gonna go to dinner,

Okay, do I need to remind you that

Okay, do me a favour, David, and don't mention this to dad,

Okay, do we have somewhere to be?

Okay, don't get me wrong, I feel super bad,

Okay, enough, let's get going, please?

Okay, every inch of that sentence made me sick.

Okay, everybody.

Okay, fine.

Okay, first of all, let it be known

Okay, first of all, no one's sharing the cookie.

Okay, get out.

Okay, good, you're welcome.

Okay, great, yeah.

Okay, great.

Okay, guys!

Okay, have you ever gotten an A?

Okay, here is your not so hot water.

Okay, here. Ahem! We're going to ease in...

Okay, hi, hi.

Okay, how did I not know that you worked at a Rose Video?

Okay, how long do you think before I can go in there?

Okay, I am pretty sure that he's ready to quit on me,

Okay, I don't have all the answers.

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay, I guess I just gotta crack this myself.

Okay, I have a better idea.

Okay, I have never heard someone say

Okay, I just have one more question.

Okay, I just liked it better when we were more than that.

Okay, I just think I'm in a state of shock right now,

Okay, I just wanted to make sure that I was ready, ready.

Okay, I know what our car looks like, but thank you.

Okay, I know, but it would just save me so much distress!

Okay, I mean if assaulting customers

Okay, I see where this is going.

Okay, I think it's a little early for humor, Stevie.

Okay, I think that says more about Jocelyn as a teacher

Okay, I understand that.

Okay, I was in the middle

Okay, I'm gonna need a minute.

Okay, I'm gonna put this on silent

Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now,

Okay, I'm in.

Okay, I'm just like, a little bit confused,

Okay, I'm shocked. Thank you!

Okay, I'm so excited for you to see this.

Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a condom.

Okay, I've never just thrown some things in a bag before,

Okay, I've told you both a thousand times,

Okay, if I could just get everyone to be,

Okay, is that the reason,

Okay, is there something I can help you with?

Okay, is this vase movable?

Okay, it's just that Budd is Stevie's last name.

Okay, it's just that this brochure is like,

Okay, Johnny, I hear ya loud and clear. Geez.

Okay, Johnny, what are we doing with our hands?

Okay, just relax. There.

Okay, just so you know,

Okay, just take the blindfold off.

Okay, just to be clear, I couldn't do this first.

Okay, just triple checking,

Okay, last week, I let you pick the movie we watched.

Okay, let's have another round of applause

Okay, look away, please. Please.

Okay, look, I'd love to stand around and help you guys,

Okay, look, um, I would hardly call myself an expert

Okay, lots to think about there.

Okay, love that, girl. Tell me. Tell me everything.

Okay, Moira, I think we're done here.

Okay, Moira, let's go.

Okay, Moira, Moira, if I may...

Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv.

Okay, nobody's been murdered, Mrs. Rose.

Okay, nobody's just walking in here and shoplifting.

Okay, not to put any of the blame on you in this situation.

Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy.

Okay, okay well, John and I will just study the menu,

Okay, okay, guys, I know it took a little longer

Okay, okay, I literally started my company today.

Okay, okay. David, see, now this all makes sense.

Okay, Patty, come on, Patty!

Okay, people, let's leave the cups inside.

Okay, perfect. All right, thank you very much.

Okay, please don't stress me out about this!

Okay, please never say titillating

Okay, pretty sure we didn't ask you, but sure.

Okay, Rachel, you're in Room 9.

Okay, right, here. Perfect.

Okay, Roland, as you can see,

Okay, s... so you would like to focus on the store, then?

Okay, scoop of tuna on the Mediterranean salad, for you.

Okay, should I save him?

Okay, so first of all, I would like to thank you both

Okay, so I wanted to get some advice, like girl to girl,

Okay, so I was thinking as incentive for our singles,

Okay, so I'm gonna go out on a limb

Okay, so I'm thinking like,

Okay, so it was an accident.

Okay, so just to triple check,

Okay, so Roland knows a guy at the coroner's office.

Okay, so there's window repair in room four.

Okay, so this is what Ted sent this morning.

Okay, so what am I supposed to do, here?

Okay, so what else is new? How's the shop?

Okay, so what's the project?

Okay, so you're just gonna stay here

Okay, so, what'd the coroner say?

Okay, so...

Okay, so...

Okay, some of these townspeople

Okay, Stevie, as VP, and CEO of In House publicity,

Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming,

Okay, Stevie, you can take the blindfold off.

Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence,

Okay, sure.

Okay, Ted, I have a few things to say,

Okay, thanks!

Okay, that is what I've been saying, to literally everyone.

Okay, that reporter's not gonna be out there forever.

Okay, that's impossible.

Okay, the old man in Room 4 died alone in his sleep.

Okay, then I guess I would just like my money back, then.

Okay, then I guess I'll just, take the box and go, then.

Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith.

Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith.

Okay, then I will just add that to the immense list

Okay, there's no need to feel embarrassed.

Okay, they're not scaring off customers,

Okay, this is cute. This is cute.

Okay, this is definitely smaller

Okay, this is not the longest relationship I've ever had.

Okay, this is one of our best selling products.

Okay, this was not my idea.

Okay, turns out it's Gloria's, September 1, 57.

Okay, uh, is it about the puppies though,

Okay, uh, okay sure.

Okay, um, babe, I get it.

Okay, um, everyone take a Hot 5.

Okay, um, I just think I might need a sec.

Okay, um, it's a singles night at the café.

Okay, um, Mr. Rose,

Okay, um, so what's going on here?

Okay, um, well maybe I could like drop my stuff

Okay, we will be Co Chairs,

Okay, we're not waiting for Alexis, are we?

Okay, well are you even sure that the pill

Okay, well first of all, we're trying to get rid

Okay, well I actually own this Podunk motel,

Okay, well I don't know what to do either,

Okay, well I don't know what to tell you, Brenda, I'm rashy!

Okay, well I don't think it's helpful

Okay, well I don't think that the mints are poison.

Okay, well I guess I could move some of the balloons?

Okay, well I just wanted to say hey,

Okay, well I wish I knew it was rigged

Okay, well nobody panic.

Okay, well smothering's a bit intense.

Okay, well that makes me feel a little better.

Okay, well that would just look insane.

Okay, well the cookie was almost too much.

Okay, well the giraffe stepped on the kitten.

Okay, well the name was just a jumping off point.

Okay, well they were fugly brooms with big red handles.

Okay, well tomorrow night it is.

Okay, well we have to now go and see David.

Okay, well, can't you do it?

Okay, well, if we're being honest,

Okay, well, this is going to be a very successful event.

Okay, what part of this conversation

Okay, why don't the new guests stay in your room?

Okay, will the store be promoted, at least,

Okay, with the 50% premium charge

Okay, yeah, cool. Hey, well text me later. All right?

Okay, yeah, it's just some crossed... wires. May I help you?

Okay, yeah, totally. I will just um...

Okay, yeah.

Okay, yes. That sounds like... chillin'.

Okay, you know what, Moira, pull it together.

Okay, you know what, Moira?

Okay, you know what, you don't need to explain yourself.

Okay, you know what, your job here is not CEO, Roland,

Okay, you literally had one job to do.

Okay, you really need to stop saying rollout.

Okay, you'll be sleeping in the bathtub tonight.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? Shall I wait here for you both?

Okay? So...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. As long as we're tabulating scores,

Okay. Bye.

Okay. He meant pop up store, right?

Okay. I just remember you practicing every day

Okay. I understand.

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen,

Okay. Mm hmm.

Okay. Oh, here's one.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. So as you know,

Okay. That compliment could bring me to tears,

Okay. They split up into four different directions,

Okay. Um, in other news,

Okay. Um, then maybe it's best if you stayed in the car

Okay. Um... what did you decide on?

Okay. We really have to get you outta here.

Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions.

Okay. Well, I won't be doing any of that,

Okay. Why don't you go check, then?

Okay. You are literally saving my life right now.

Okay... um well, I won't be doing that,

Old and new.

On a wall of mirrors!

On Bumper. Bump kin.

On her baby shower.

On my final marketing exam.

On one of my most important vendors!

On our honeymoon, just trying to get my life back on track.

On the Lower East Side.

On the other side of the building?

On the train tracks, and among various unmarked vans.

On this subject,

On those bachelors, they wouldn't know what hit them.

On your left, a whimsical gestalt by David Von Schlegell.

On your right, a playful abstract by Isamu Noguchi.

One caramel macchiato skim, 2 sweeteners,

One could receive as a mother.

One day you're asking for an anti inflammatory,

One embarrassing encounter color your experience,

One must prepare for any event.

One never knows what may happen.

One of them asks you if you have those wool hoodies

One takes the back left corner, one takes the right,

One tea for you.

One that kinda promotes giving people a chance.

Only Jake is in love with Jake.

Ooh, as seductive as that sounds, no thank you.

Ooh, Okay ladies, if you don't mind,

Ooh, she is good.

Ooh, sorry guys.

Ooh, well, if only helping me clean was one of 'em.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Feeling very raw right now, you know?

Ooh...

Oohhh!

Or a little mouth shaped sunburn?

Or act, like the lock you thought you needed.

Or am I talkin' too fast for you?

Or be implicated in,

Or better yet, Roland, why not just get to work?

Or have a beard,

Or if we just haven't replenished.

Or is it because I'm on a buying trip,

Or its mother's mother.

Or like, no, no. That's okay.

Or like, water the plants, or something.

Or maybe a brow trim for Johnny?

Or maybe it's because your face looked like

Or more importantly, do I wear anything under it?

Or the girl with the oily braid. Also very good.

Or their t zones are going to be like,

Or thought was nice.

Or uh... heaven just got its newest leading lady.

Or you wanna go on a date, or something.

Or you wouldn't have put your whole face in it!

Or, hey, just like a way.

Or, it was made to look like an accident.

Or... respected...

Our Alexis is unfortunately suffering a bit of a dry spell.

Our house inspector said that our furnace could go any day.

Our ladies get the keys.

Our Lover's Messy Sloppy Joe Eat a Thon.

Our men get the locks.

Our ventriloquist act for the "Everybody Nose" benefit

Out to a spa.

Over at Bazonga's Gentleman's Lounge.

Over the past few months?

Pardonnez moi, senor Rene.

Part time DJ.

Pat, do you mind giving us the room for just a moment?

Patrick has offered to help me with this school assignment

Patrick was about to slip away with the signatures

Patrick would find it funny.

Patrick, what's going on here?

Patrick?

Patrick's at some business seminar,

Patty it is! Patty.

Patty, the eyes of the lonely world are on you!

Pays for the shower.

People are pretty excited about it, too.

Per store working start to close,

Perfect, so where's the sticky note?

Perfect. There ya go, we make a good team, Pat.

Perhaps it's this nay saying reticence

Perhaps you're right. Where? Where is she?

Personally, I feel like this is off limits.

Pieces of blue cheese,

Planning. So, thank you.

Playing for your friend's freedom.

Please tell me I'm gonna see you tonight.

Please, come in, come in.

Please, right this way.

Point is, these are a staple of the store.

Poor Little Rich Grill.

Poor thing is planning her own baby shower,

Poor thing would be like buzzing my apartment

Poor thing's clueless.

Popping pills into mommy's mouth.

Pretty country girl who doesn't care about big city things

Pretty freeing.

Pro Bono.

Rachel and I were engaged,

Rachel, sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop,

Rachel, what are you doing here?

Raising babies, it's really hard...

Rashy!

Ray should be seeing this.

Ray! You should be seeing this.

Ray's Ham and Clam Bake in the t'won't happen pile.

Re the toilet that died in Room 4,

Ready for what?

Ready to get back together.

Ready when you are, Mr. Rose.

Really, it's been too long. We can't let this happen again.

Really?

Really? What's going on?

Regrets?

Relax? Mm hmm.

Remember the conversation we were having this morning

Rene, I'll be gentle.

Rene, pleasure as always.

Rene, Shirley needs a ride home.

Research. I was testing the water for her, David.

Right after I tune up this little baby.

Right after work, I can do go a quick shift

Right, but the more we grow the business,

Right, cut to.

Right, so...

Right?

Right? You have the opportunity to create your own headline!

Right.

Right.

Right. Okay,

Right. Okay.

Right. So that girlfriend detail

Right. Um,

Right...

Robert?

Roland asked if you wanted to be godfather to the baby.

Roland Moira Schitt. Oh, ha ha.

Roland never should've left that envelope on your desk.

Roland told me what happened today,

Roland, can I have a word?

Roland, I brought you ribs for dinner.

Roland, I fail to see how pointing out problems here

Roland, I thought you said you had no problem doing grunt work.

Roland, it's happening. And then baby.

Roland, this is kind of a heavy conversation

Roland, what are you talking about?

Roland, why do you need the safe?

Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered

Roland, with all that we have going on this week,

Roland, you couldn't possibly discern...

Roland, you're here... early.

Roland!

Roland! You have a pregnant wife at home,

Roland's been trying to help me,

Rolie will be here any minute,

Rolie, you made it!

Rollie, how are you not getting this?

Ronnie could always use another baritone,

Ronnie, you don't have to stick around

Run David, go to Jocelyn,

Sadder? When you were in the bathroom,

Safe to say our animal loving singles will be well placated.

Said it was the biggest one day haul they'd ever seen.

Salem, Massachusetts, actually.

Same thing that happened to your face!

Saying something you've kept hidden, out loud?

Says who?

Says, "have fun, enjoy the night. Thinking about you."

Season five Carrie Bradshaw,

See Stevie, we're both up there, now.

See the thing is, Roland, I don't think you realize...

See you again soon, I'm sure.

See you tonight, babe. See you tonight, babe.

See, this wasn't as hard as you thought it was.

See, your brother doesn't wanna tell them off.

See? I knew it!

Seems a bit of a reach.

Seems like you guys are really busy...

Seems there's a lot more of me in you,

She basically forced me into it!

She didn't do anything to your

She grazes at the soft cheese station.

She has been very up and down lately,

She hasn't told Roland yet.

She is a hard worker, she is kind,

She just closed a very important chapter of her life

She just have forgotten her handbag.

She says it doesn't bother her, but... sometimes I wonder.

She told me her dying wish was for me to move on.

She used to be my receptionist.

She was appropriately gobsmacked herself.

She was in a penitentiary, dear.

She was your pen pal, David.

She was... swamped with the...

She's a little cutie!

She's gonna help me get ready at the motel,

She's having a bit of a day.

She's married to Moonshine now, the owner of the cone form.

She's not dead, Roland.

She's two years younger than

Shh. Fear not. She hath risen!

Shockingly, never been on a dirt bike. Um...

Should really be using product with tea tree oil in it.

Should we tell her?

Shoulda just told 'em the wedding's off.

Since he knows we're here.

Since when has this been a thing?

Singles Week has been taking up a lot of my time, um,

Singles Week is not community service,

Singles Week just happened to be the idea

Singles Week?

Skip Fosse once told me that when it comes to choreo,

Sleeping alone in some roadside motel.

Smile with your eyes.

So 50% discount for those singles dining alone.

So by not giving him anything you've actually avoided

So David's at work and you had nobody else to talk to?

So do you guys have an overtime sheet I can fill out?

So don't mess this up.

So for all we know, they could be poison,

So fresh, and young, and permed.

So hopefully it'll... calm your chi.

So how is it you know each other?

So I delegated the rest of the cleaning to Roland.

So I got one just to be safe.

So I got this message from Ted,

So I guess I am paying for the Zhampagne then?

So I just feel like we need to hydrate, and reflect.

So I just wanted to clarify that it was...

So I need a machine gun for the machine gun ballet!

So I should probably stay, then, for a minute?

So I suppose you better uh, get to work!

So I think it's best if you got out of the car,

So I think you girls should allow me to play chauffeur

So I thought best not to intrude.

So I thought I'd just pop in and say hey.

So I trimmed the fat.

So I volunteered to help.

So I was actually hoping I could crash at your place tonight.

So I would imagine she has goats on her farm.

So I'd appreciate it if you were a little bit more onside.

So I'd be rather concerned if that were his mother, David.

So I'm assuming it's a positive result.

So I'm feeling pretty...

So I'm going to take a little me time at a spa in Elmdale.

So I'm gonna make this quick.

So I'm gonna say no to the TV.

So I'm guessing the press went home.

So I'm not getting a name, then.

So I'm sensing some apprehension.

So if everyone can just like, ask around? Please.

So important.

So in a way, it's like we're both starting something new.

So instead of actually giving it a real chance,

So just take the day off, like old time's sake.

So just...

So keeping an eye on the bottom line,

So let's call it even.

So like, Albany just put down her dad's black card,

So like, it was two weeks straight of work at the agency,

So like, she's telling me that she's going to Mexico,

So make it count!

So make sure you find me before 2 pm.

So many wrong things, one after the other,

So maybe in the interest of compromise,

So maybe just a smattering of everything.

So maybe we should go in the other room.

So maybe you can hold off on that good news?

So maybe you wanna close the store down and figure it out.

So probably best to keep your guests in their rooms.

So Roland, I've been thinking about

So Roland, you're probably wondering why

So shots on him. It's the least that she can do

So something gross happened at the motel,

So Stevie, one other angle

So the lover's curry was a mistake.

So then how do you explain today?

So then maybe don't go on a date with this guy?

So then you will be... playing your acoustic guitar

So then, um, are you gonna talk to Alexis about this?

So there has literally been zero privacy.

So there was a point at which you,

So there's a bit of a catch.

So they chose your idea, then?

So this is for you. Um...

So throw some things in a bag

So uh, can we get a move on here?

So uh, pack up.

So uh...

So upset, that I barely finished the chocolates.

So we just got in the car, and we drove.

So we just used stock images. See? Watermark there.

So we want the puppies to be happy,

So we were thinking that it might better, for me,

So we would love to stay for lunch

So we're all headed in the same direction?

So we're back to the generic brand.

So we're gonna talk about this, right?

So we're moving forward with the open mic night, then.

So what are you saying?

So what, uh, what is this?

So what's it doing here, then?

So where's the guy?

So why don't we just put everything back exactly

So why don't you go grab the meat and the briquettes,

So you and Patrick are sitting in his car last night,

So you are seeing him?

So you dated Jake and then Stevie dated Jake.

So you guys are already like, way ahead.

So you guys are just gonna stay behind

So you just said that to me for the first time,

So you might have to give me a minute.

So you might wanna pay a little more attention

So you offering your apartment

So you offering your apartment

So you showing up here has really thrown me off my game.

So you stole my idea, took it to Council,

So you told your mom about us, huh.

So you upload your photo,

So you waiting a full week to forgive him

So you were gonna ask me something earlier.

So you'll be paying for it either way.

So you're bringing Patrick?

So you're in love then. You're like falling in love with Jake.

So you're wearing a leather sweater,

So, after some time alone,

So, are we playing a game, or not?

So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications,

So, five, six, seven, eight, Patty!

So, get up before I change my mind.

So, have a great afternoon today.

So, he seems to be making himself comfortable here.

So, Heather's supplying some of her cheeses, not at cost,

So, I am just going to tell you what I know.

So, I bet he has a lot of stories.

So, I can understand why that would be weird for you.

So, I don't think I'm gonna need a ride home tonight.

So, I just wanted to pop in and see the look on your face

So, I may be looking elsewhere

So, I say you invite Patrick over, we fire it up,

So, I will be back, and I will take your order. Okay so.

So, I'm happy to man the desk for you this afternoon,

So, I'm having a really hard time

So, I'm keepin' him around.

So, I'm playing around with Ray,

So, if you would like to pull the account,

So, it looks like I will be seeing you tonight.

So, my big grand gesture ends here.

So, please continue. Okay um,

So, so, drink up! Go outside!

So, someone's been busy.

So, thank you for saving me from myself

So, thank you.

So, this is uh, not a good time

So, turns out we are not the only ones celebrating

So, we'd like you to say hello

So, we're just kind of in the process of making that happen,

So, what establishment are we going to grace tonight?

So, will you be participating in Singles Week?

So, would you like me to leave you to cocktails

So, you can do whatever you'd like.

So.

So.

So... I wouldn't use it.

So... I...

So... I'm guessing the quad is just like,

So... someone's gonna have to tell David before he...

Solo?

Some makeup?

Some of the bigger improvements we've been talking about.

Some of the kids cried. Oh, Jocelyn.

Some of the singles have been requesting them.

Some of these little rascals to Heather,

Some of your questions were shockingly effective.

Some sort of entertainment, David.

Some sort of inevitable climax.

Somebody decided to do

Somebody just nailed their audition.

Somebody should probably be at the store anyway, huh?

Someone else is, but don't press me for details,

Someone just dropped these off for you.

Someone must've thought it was a beautiful plant.

Someone took a long coffee break.

Someone with your combination of skin

Something arrived at the front desk for you.

Something exciting, come and join us.

Something exciting.

Something that's in my wheelhouse.

Something to do with her husband's heart.

Something to think about?

Sometimes I wear Jocelyn's robe when she's outta town.

Sometimes in life and in love risks must be taken.

Sometimes it does work out.

Soon enough. You just wait.

Sorry about that, I really am.

Sorry David, I had nowhere else to turn.

Sorry that came off way harsher than I wanted it to.

Sorry, I was like, what are we even talking about.

Sorry, I'm the worst.

Sorry, I've just gotta go through that one more time.

Sorry, so like, a singles event, then?

Sorry, so what's the problem?

Sorry, when is this gonna start?

Sorry, you were saying?

Sorry.

Sounding a bit expensive, David.

Sounds very dark.

Speaking of which...

Specifically which one were you talking about?

Staring at you.

Start later, please.

Starting to get keyed up about this prospect

Stevie and I are managing just fine on our own.

Stevie and I are managing just fine on our own.

Stevie came over to end things officially,

Stevie had to force him into her car, but you know.

Stevie is just now opening the Rose Apothecary products

Stevie was thrilled to be left looking

Stevie, do we know how this man expired?

Stevie, I don't...

Stevie, show him your arms again.

Stevie, show him your arms.

Stevie, whatever decisions we make,

Stevie, why do you keep doing that?

Stevie, would you care to join me?

Stevie!

Stevie?

Stevie?

Stevie's Place sounds like a shelter for battered men.

Stick 'em up. It's a hold up.

Stimulate soulful exchanges

Stole my heart on stage in a workshop only production

Stop it, David, I'm not a baby.

Storming over my business dealings right now,

Striking, I believe was the word

Stuff, you know, last night.

Stupid witch!

Succulents, and all!

Such as this, Mr. Rose.

Super effed!

Super generic and trill.

Sure.

Sure.

Surely we can aspire to something of equal scale.

Sweet gesture, but was that wise?

Sweetest little guy, gives the worst gifts.

Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.

Take 'em off!

Take him, John, my hands are shaking.

Take it the cookie went over well?

Takes it all back.

Takes it all back.

Talking about "Sex in the City".

Tammy!

Tammy!

Technically yes, but like, he and Ted have this thing.

Ted can't know about this, David.

Ted?

Ted.

Teeming with eligible bachelors?

Tell me about you. Like, what have you even been doing?

Texting a bunch of letters and saying your phone

Than "television's Moira Rose?"

Than a sleepover tonight.

Than any dark corner dalliance with JCM.

Than I give you credit for.

Than I said it would but I knocked off...

Than it does her students.

Than living here?

Than people give her credit for.

Than the curling rink.

Than the usual pills.

Than to find a new man for Twyla.

Thank you for everything, Moira.

Thank you so much for having us.

Thank you so much for taking me out, David.

Thank you, David.

Thank you, David.

Thank you, David.

Thank you, Mrs. Rose. That's very comforting.

Thank you, Ray, I get it.

Thank you, Ted, but this is different.

Thank you, Twyla.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you! Ronnie's on board with Rosewood.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I do have some prize winning goats.

Thanks for coming. I'm Ricki.

Thanks for the ride, Mrs. Rose.

Thanks so much for coming to uh,

Thanks, bro.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I wasn't sure about the scone,

That Alexis has asked me to drop off at Ted's

That both proclaims I'm not dead,

That caters to my expertise.

That caused your past relationships to...

That could be a start.

That could be good. Yeah, we could move those.

That Council has made a decision.

That day I picked 700 cones!

That devastating commencement speech, right?

That don't involve sniffing a diaper.

That guy over there,

That hang out outside your store every afternoon

That he knows, if you maybe took the box.

That her personal life is like a steaming pile of...

That hosts a singles week every year,

That I could muster up.

That I couldn't be happier

That I don't want a monthly anniversary gift.

That I ended up dating.

That I have been asked to cover in Elmglen,

That I have to consider.

That I haven't wanted to do this

That I took the test in Alexis' bathroom.

That I wanted to talk about.

That I was invited to, but didn't know about.

That I would rather have thrown in my ring,

That I'm playing is focusing just on you.

That I'm single.

That I've been put to work by the Rose family.

That I've resorted to hoarding... sample packets

That if I start combining them,

That if you tell these resorts that it's your honeymoon,

That is a eucalyptus under eye serum.

That is making millions from a week long singles fest.

That is purely coincidental!

That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things

That is super generous,

That is the stupidest (bleep) thing I have ever heard.

That is what I'm trying to say,

That made it full, though.

That may impact on your ability

That might affect your judgment?

That might affect your judgments of this case.

That Moira was projected to be nominated

That my parents are throwing?

That never quite hits the target.

That nudnick at the curling rink just informed me

That our bases are covered, you know?

That ragtime medley of yours work.

That received a lot of traction.

That said, if a package does arrive, please keep it safe.

That she'd switched up her entire act,

That sold us the infectious moisturizer, so,

That someone is not going to be me.

That sometimes...

That sounds intense.

That supporting Julia Stiles is never going overboard.

That the other guests will inevitably force us to.

That they'll no longer be able to accommodate

That they're able to subsidize their entirely yearly budget,

That this is happening to you and your family!

That this is the longest relationship you've ever had!

That was 15 years ago!

That was my first thought.

That wasn't the most comfortable situation to be in.

That went well.

That with enough funds raised,

That word is now considered derogatory.

That would have nothing to do with the conversation

That would take like 15 minutes, David,

That you didn't think would fit because it didn't look,

That you don't have the energy to go to a spa.

That you dream about.

That you gave to me?

That you guys have worked things out.

That you have nothing to worry about.

That you would, to the best of your ability,

That you... you could come out tonight.

That you're choosing from,

That, that felt like my first time.

That's a dog treat?

That's a good question, and the answer is, yes.

That's a step in the right direction, Alexis.

That's a you and Heather thing,

That's absolutely not happening.

That's actually a he,

That's actually how I keep my side hustle going,

That's actually how my fiancé and I

That's all, you know what I can do?

That's because we got very good at it.

That's burned out over room three.

That's cool.

That's correct.

That's enough gossip for today, Twyla.

That's good news.

That's great, because Step 1 of the plan

That's how a young business grows.

That's how I know your voice.

That's how I know your voice.

That's it, that's the winner.

That's just what I'm supposed to be saying in the moment,

That's nice. Um, what did he say?

That's no problem. Sure.

That's not really a compliment,

That's not what I meant, but anyway, what's up?

That's only open on Sunday nights.

That's television's mom, to you.

That's the most important relationship of all.

That's the perfect way to describe it, Bob.

That's the sonogram of our baby!

That's what their rooms are for.

That's...

That's... hmm.

That's... very nice.

The bride and groom.

The case you would be asked to decide

The clients are gonna stay for lunch.

The Court thanks and excuses Prospective Juror 75.

The courts?

The cute little puppies that you love to photograph yourself with.

The deeper we'd have to get into mine.

The entire internet thinks your mother is dead?

The fact that my own world was ripped out from under me,

The fact that you got it from the dollar store

The Foxwood Casino Gazette did say

The humidity in here.

The internet says you're dead.

The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered,

The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown

The last time I made that casserole

The launch for the Singles Week thing.

The less interested people got.

The minute they walk in the door

The more I feel like that game kind of sends the wrong message.

The more I revealed of myself,

The more I think about it,

The more likely you are to take off,

The more money we make. And the more money we make,

The most projected nominee

The motel is sold out

The motivation here is two small town friends

The next day you've passed away in your sleep!

The night Patricia Lupone ate that pre show shwarma,

The number?

The occasional improve troupe would stop by.

The office is in there, make a right.

The one woman Siamese twin play.

The open mic night.

The plumber will be here in a few hours.

The point being, no one knows when we're going to die!

The problem is, I've been having um,

The quiche is vivacious,

The responsible choice, but clearly,

The right time to tell him.

The room is suddenly bombilating with anticipation.

The Rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing.

The Rosebud Motel rollout.

The second you take it off the shelf.

The singles have arrived!

The singles market is very lucrative.

The store opened about 25 minutes ago, so.

The Teenage Rosacea Ball at the St. Regis?

The text.

The tote bags later this afternoon,

The two in the back corner are filling their backpacks

The unsung hero of afternoon television.

The weight of me having to deal with it, every day.

The whole situation with Alexis and Ted right now

The woman with the cat.

Then I realized that sometimes,

Then I'll have even less to look forward to.

Then like where the hell are you even going?

Then that is a compromise that I am willing to make.

Then they'll need to come back and get the moisturizer,

Then walk up behind him,

Then why didn't we?

Then why not come forward and be honest about where you are?

Then why not offer a discount for singles who eat... together?

Then, to what do we owe this off book sojourn?

Then, to what do we owe this off book sojourn?

There are only so many ways I can feign amusement

There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him.

There is a seniors' craft fair

There is an elephant in the room David,

There is no High Street beret

There is one other option.

There she is! Okay, I found it!

There was a charismatic leader, 40 something, very sexual,

There was a little café around the corner from my house,

There was a reason I drew Mr. Cougar Mellencamp

There was a time when this dusky charmer

There was one that looked meth y.

There were two singers in the family.

There you go. Have fun this week!

There'd be a murder here eventually.

There's a basket on the other side, I think. Down below.

There's a dead guy in Room 4.

There's a lotta wasted space in here.

There's a strong possibility

There's an oversized cookie on my doorstep,

There's been a lot of urn thefts lately.

There's going to be press and photographers there,

There's gonna be other kids there?

There's just a lot going on right now.

There's kind of a situation out here.

There's like something I need to do.

There's no connection,

There's nothing wrong with treating yourself, dear.

There's something that I wanted to talk to you about,

These gifts are long overdue.

These mountaineering shoes that my boyfriend is wearing,

These rehearsals have become a tiny oasis

They actual work for rival newspapers.

They are chicken, not actual lovebirds.

They are supposed to be tight.

They are very, very dead.

They could be brothers and friends.

They didn't even... put their name on the card.

They didn't match our sand and stone color palette.

They don't allow you to drink and drive anymore.

They gave me the Cone of Achievement,

They just gave it to me.

They may turn out okay.

They only took the toner and the cleanser,

They started dating when Alexis was still working

They took the court down the next day.

They usually upgrade your room and stuff,

They were canoodling in the banquette for all to see,

They're at the cash, people come to the cash

They're coming in, they're looking around,

They're gonna be really happy you're still around.

They're just a placebo effect

They're lying to you, David, they're lying, they're lying.

They're on the middle shelf, just over there.

They're very delicious.

They've been stealing.

Things are a little tight.

Things are starting to look up, sweetheart.

Think it's funny, you bringing people together,

Think this is gonna take a minute to get used to.

Third time's a charm!

Thirsty little thing, isn't she.

This can't happen,

This certificate reminds me of the one you were awarded

This could be a good opportunity for you to...

This financial and psychological burden on us!

This has nothing to do with me not knowing my way around a grill.

This image is gonna be used as the key art

This is actually a still

This is all it took to get people out on a work night.

This is called an acoustic guitar.

This is different.

This is from a Patrick.

This is like a very cute look for me.

This is like, a joke school.

This is my first business proposal.

This is not, not how I imagined my resurrection news to break!

This is really pathetic.

This is Singles Week, everyone is fair game.

This is so old, and I can't even remember where I got it.

This is sort of like my first time, too.

This is supposed to be fun!

This is the farthest I've ever gone!

This is the first time that I've ever invested

This is the last thing we need in the middle of a rollout!

This is the longest relationship you've ever had?

This is the same college where Malala gave

This is what all the young locals are buying, and I...

This is what my life has come to, David,

This is where you live, isn't it?

This is why I choose not to be in a relationship.

This is why I hate babies!

This is why we can't do this here.

This is your chance to tell your own story,

This isn't even her first baby!

This isn't exactly what I had in mind

This isn't exactly what I had in mind.

This kind of responsibility.

This life altering news, whatever it may be,

This morning.

This news really kinda hit me hard.

This one looks good, is this one cooked?

This place needs a tonne of work, like top to tail.

This timesheet you have is really complicated.

This town could be asbestos free by...

This used to be my desk, so.

This will mark the 3rd time you stood me up this week, John.

This would be a really sweet moment,

This would've been much more of a surprise,

This!

Those cards are written by embittered people

Those kids are one hundred percent stealing from you.

Those stories are always successful.

Those were some racy lyrics!

Those who happen to be unattached, uh,

Though harvesting crops does produce

Though it's possible this outing

Though now I'm wondering what exactly...

Though this would explain the compliments.

Though, in our case, it was mostly swears

Tie up the bags and leave them outside your door!

To a very special someone in my life.

To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!

To allow for some more alone time.

To be a fair and impartial juror.

To be a good thing.

To be able to put our differences aside,

To be emotionally available to a baby.

To be honest, I came here to win someone back,

To be honest.

To be incredibly disturbing,

To be pointing fingers, here, Stevie.

To be the godparent.

To be wearing a Volunteers t shirt.

To bring asbestos back to the town.

To clean up after themselves?

To come outta my day.

To do the grilling!

To eating charred meat with this group of carnies.

To escort you to the lobby.

To find superlative matches for both of you.

To get a jumpstart on the decorations.

To get people from nearby communities together,

To get this thing back to life.

To indulge himself like this.

To learn rollout, so...

To leave because they're scaring off actual customers.

To make a fair judgment.

To organize this with me,

To promote the store.

To put your makeup on.

To put yourself and our relationship at risk

To rehearse my act for the fundraiser.

To relationships...

To Roland Moira Schitt.

To see how many people care about you.

To see what it is you do.

To sleep soundly tonight,

To surprise each other.

To talk about future orders.

To the barbecue, but at the same time,

To the fact that this is

To the facts of this case,

To the first annual Schitt's Creek Singles Week.

To the sex lives of lonely people.

To this conversation, but it's a small space,

To your daughter's life, if only to alleviate

To your guests,

To... careful choices.

Today's activity is called "A Lock and Key".

Toilet on the fritz.

Toilet plungers on display at the front of a store,

Tomorrow, more sunshine...

Tonight I have a thing, but tomorrow I could come.

Towards your party theme section,

Trace a single finger down his back.

Truth serum. Oh Stevie, yes,

Try this together, 1, 2, 3.

Try to chill out, my man.

Tryin' to win him back for the 50th time.

Trying to find that perfect fit.

Turn everything off, please.

Turns out that text message wasn't for me after all.

Turns out, Carmine, here, is a big Albert Finney fan.

Two days ago, and yet, here we are.

Two more levels and I'll have enough opals to buy the harp.

Twyla, please. Thank you. Ah.

Ugh, fine. Um, no.

Ugh, probably not.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh. No, I'm trying to like,

Uh hey, I think we're gonna head.

Uh huh, and what was your father's review?

Uh huh. And why does it sound like I'd be the one

Uh huh...

Uh I know it's for the guests,

Uh no, I should get outta your hair.

Uh oh, looks like something showed up for you this morning.

Uh oh, that's me.

Uh oh, that's me.

Uh oh. I think that's Roland's phone.

Uh uh, that's not what that means.

Uh yeah, Alexis, I'd love to answer that question,

Uh you know what Twyla, actually,

Uh, after you've finished rehearsing.

Uh, also booze and fish, not ideal for a pregnant woman.

Uh, and oh, the special tonight is a lover's curry.

Uh, but we got through it,

Uh, but, as you know, these are rescue dogs so...

Uh, correct me if I'm wrong here, Johnny,

Uh, Donald seems to think that you said...

Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this,

Uh, hey, do you have this in like,

Uh, hi.

Uh, I dunno, just like am I ready for this,

Uh, I dunno, probably about an hour before you wanna eat.

Uh, I just think I have something to do first, so...

Uh, I just...

Uh, I know how this looks,

Uh, I was upset, and it was reactionary,

Uh, I'm sorry you have a fiancée?

Uh, it is what it is.

Uh, it won't fit.

Uh, it's kind of a Schitt family tradition there, Ronnie.

Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot.

Uh, no, that there is grandpa's ashes, and no,

Uh, nope, all these perfectly happy looking people

Uh, nothing to be concerned about, just... this.

Uh, oh I'm not. Well I am,

Uh, she always kept things interesting.

Uh, sure.

Uh, the problem is, is we don't give refunds.

Uh, there are 17 missed calls,

Uh, they serve champagne here?

Uh, um, talk to the guests with your face.

Uh, wait, you haven't even tried your key.

Uh, we change sheets!

Uh, we'll sit over here.

Uh, we've only sold out one night.

Uh, well let me just say this,

Uh, well what a wonderful opportunity

Uh, yeah, apparently there was another celebrity death.

Uh, yes, one customer came in,

Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey.

Uh...

Uh... fine. No.

Uh... it might help if we chat about it.

Uh... this seems like...

Uh... well Alexis and I worked together.

Ultimately, like, raise brand awareness.

Um no, I don't want to chat about it. I'm late.

Um,

Um, actually the phone booking system is confusing,

Um, actually you may not be able to tell

Um, Alexis actually told me to drop off the sweaters.

Um, Alexis, do you mind telling your phone to fuck off?

Um, anyway, can I talk to you for a sec, Klaire?

Um, but I think it's important for us to remember

Um, but maybe I could take a puppy home for the night.

Um, but some of them are from people

Um, David and I are so excited you could all come.

Um, does this mean that we... are back... ?

Um, everyone has registered on the website?

Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked?

Um, have we met?

Um, hey I'm sorry if I haven't been in touch

Um, hey, excuse me,

Um, hmm.

Um, how did you get so good at this?

Um, how do you get more of those?

Um, I actually prefer to be called

Um, I am a college graduate, Mutt.

Um, I don't think I said that.

Um, I don't think that I can.

Um, I don't wanna add to anyone's stress,

Um, I just walked past three

Um, I just worry that if we don't put the hats on,

Um, I know that she's different now...

Um, I liked the guy with the glasses.

Um, I opened my own PR firm,

Um, I think this is gonna be a very fun week.

Um, I was just thinking if there was like,

Um, I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Um, I'm gonna need a roll of dry cleaning bags,

Um, I'm just gonna say it, I am not in a place right now

Um, I'm just gonna say it.

Um, I'm just like crashing here.

Um, I'm looking for the registrar's office.

Um, in training to be CEO of executive buying so... Okay.

Um, is this the number?

Um, it was a machine gun.

Um, it's just like a family thing at the motel.

Um, it's just like a lot of emotional triggers.

Um, just takin' this to the back.

Um, like can you...

Um, long enough.

Um, maybe we should take a minute and think about this.

Um, maybe you could head out to Elmdale

Um, oh Frank, Frank... Frank is here.

Um, okay so what do you think I should write back?

Um, okay, so I graduated high school.

Um, okay.

Um, or the guy with cystic acne. Either or.

Um, so I just dropped off these, um, dog sweaters,

Um, so I took your advice, which in retrospect is weird

Um, so when you and Tallahassee had your talk,

Um, so you and "pony,"

Um, so you obviously have spoken to Patrick

Um, so your Dad got me a suitcase of makeup.

Um, thanks for waiting.

Um, that's a hard pass.

Um, the comment cards, for example,

Um, the event... is starting... right now.

Um, the job that you offered at your dad's friend's company?

Um, they used to do this act

Um, this is a box of dog sweaters

Um, was there like a pet massacre, or something?

Um, we actually don't have a party section, so...

Um, we could use your last name,

Um, we're actually just in the middle of something,

Um, we're not in high school, so I think we're good,

Um, welcome to the first official volunteer meeting.

Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel.

Um, well it doesn't help that Alexis just tweeted

Um, well not like the entire internet.

Um, well...

Um, what about telling the truth?

Um, what is the name of the spa?

Um, what would be the main one, do you think?

Um, where exactly are you going tonight?

Um, while you're at lunch, can you get me some lunch?

Um, would you mind just not looking at me

Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth.

Um, you did not tell me that.

Um, you know that YouTube video

Um, you know what, you don't have to come to that.

Um, you know, I was gonna go make a run to the cafe,

Um, you're gonna think this is so random,

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... did she have like a braid in her hair?

Um... I actually used to work here.

Um... I don't remember saying that.

Um... no something about you being more of a bagel guy.

Um... no, your game is... tight.

Um... okay, okay, cool.

Um... out side.

Um... outside of the "Downton Christmas Special".

Um... what if I stayed at your place tonight?

Unbelievable.

Unclear and primarily a head shot from the 90's,

Unclear. Unclear on whether I'm gonna make it through or not.

Und I would say that I turned out pretty okay.

Understood.

Unfortunately my previous engagements preclude me

Unless of course you're trying not to make money,

Unless they all used the same van.

Unless you two wanna come?

Unless you wanna end up like me, 6 months later,

Unlike the birthday clown, I will be back.

Until I ask him his opinion.

Until I started using it in salads.

Uphold the law if selected for jury duty?

Us having alone time at your place?

Used to constantly whisk me off to ports unknown.

Veronica!

Very kind of you to say.

Very out of character for her.

Very raspy voiced Miranda's outside,

Very well, then.

Very well. If lunch is canceled,

Wait, Patrick is your fiancé?

Wait, wait, where are you going?

Wait, Warner Farms?

Wait, weren't you his receptionist?

Was a nose job.

Was I to perceive something encouraging within that...

Was that just part of the big scheme?

Was there a text chain that I wasn't on, or... ?

Was this a mistake?

Was this presentation, and we nailed it.

Was this really necessary?

Was when I was pregnant with Mutt.

Wassup?

Way more responsibility than I ever asked for.

Way to go, honey!

We all have fears as parents, Moira,

We are also a family run business.

We are co workers.

We are not tempting fate, okay?

We called it off the day we arrived.

We can be each other's little... little daties.

We can revisit this later.

We can totally ditch this thing

We can't afford him.

We can't have the guests watching a dead body

We could do like, a lonely heart's special.

We could rename the motel like, Stevie's Place.

We couldn't afford actual benzo's,

We did have a pretty fun time.

We did have some fun in here, though.

We didn't budget for that, but sure.

We do what we have to do.

We don't need gifts to express our mutual appreciation.

We don't sell tea.

We don't wanna know what we're having.

We ended up following a star for 2 days.

We gave him a lot of errands to run.

We got together when we were in high school,

We had earlier, but still, I'm sorry.

We have a 1:00 reservation for lunch at the café.

We have a surprise for you.

We have Airstreams up the road,

We have to find better ways to engage with the community.

We just had before I left, would it?

We just love honeymooners here at Crystal Elms.

We just needed to get away from the city for a bit,

We made sure to order those products

We make a very good team, David.

We make them together.

We may uh, you know, need the apartment at some point.

We must, we must craft the perfect spin

We need to do something to make this store

We ordered for the motel.

We played it a lot growing up.

We played it at Mutt's baby shower!

We pride ourselves on our ability to...

We should have had before the photo shoot.

We thought it was festive in a... Scandinavian sort of way.

We took some shots with my hands outta my pockets,

We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira!

We we need to get ahead of this, Stevie.

We were destined to meet today.

We were just reading an article that said you were...

We were talking about.

We weren't involved in your past relationships,

We will be canceling your account.

We will be taking a cab.

We will definitely be knocking on your door.

We will not be telling Patrick.

We wouldn't have sold two of 'em today.

We... prefer to call it a family hour,

We'd be able to extend your customer base,

We'd spend it in the woods.

We'll have to let the courts decide.

We'll need your full attention.

We'll talk about this later.

We'll tell them you brainwashed me.

We'll work on my contract and my salary,

We're about to spend the afternoon sampling a lot of cheese.

We're actually closed today.

We're all just hanging out before work?

We're also gonna need to drop cloth the interiors.

We're each gonna take turns

We're gonna be hiring someone else.

We're gonna go to some random bar, for some random drinks.

We're gonna go, leave you two lovebirds.

We're gonna need your room for the night,

We're having a baby!

We're having a baby.

We're in the midst of a family crisis,

We're just gonna play a better game um...

We're not doing Pat.

We're not in Vegas, here. Thank you.

We're not locking the guests in their rooms, Roland.

We're not packing up our things,

We're not worrying about what happened, Moira,

We're putting an "R" beside

We're still gonna play the diaper game.

We're taking some time to regroup at the moment.

We're talking serious, but manageable, fixes.

We're trying to find a solution,

We're we're looking to observe your event, for research.

We've already sold half of our massage oils.

We've both had a lot of Zhampagne,

We've got a lot to talk about.

We've heard from most of these people.

We've just encountered a bit of a roadblock,

We've never had anything like this before.

Weight's been sorta lifted off my shoulders.

Welcome to jury selection.

Welcome, boys!

Welcome. Hope you're enjoying the cinnamon buns and vodka.

Welcoming guests to their humble motel.

Well again, wrong choice of words, it's not mandatory,

Well gang,

Well great, so then, you've got it covered,

Well hello, all of you. Hello, hi.

Well hey, my boyfriend doesn't like the shoes,

Well honey, you don't need a special reason for taco night.

Well I can't pull the account,

Well if you like, we could um, move you up the list?

Well Johnny, how's it going to look to have the mayor

Well Johnny, I'm the middle man,

Well no... um, as I was saying, I was in the area.

Well of course I'm tryin' to make money.

Well of course you do, who doesn't want to go outside?

Well Stevie, if I lift a roll of toilet paper, you know,

Well that, I will admit, is my blunder.

Well that's not necessary.

Well that's very kind of you, dear,

Well then, I took your little germ of an idea,

Well then, I will come up with some games

Well they're not from me, Moira.

Well to my credit, she was.

Well um, I should probably go.

Well unfortunately, I can't spot you now,

Well we we didn't do anything wrong here. Right?

Well, Alexis came by this morning

Well, all I know is that Patrick is

Well, anyone with a glass, please raise them.

Well, anything to spend a little more time

Well, at this very moment it's 1974,

Well, boy, leave it to Stevie to get a rash

Well, call it what you will, Charlene.

Well, David, I gotta hand it to you.

Well, didn't it have an ensemble cast of 30?

Well, does the vendor have a sense of humor,

Well, Erin Brockovich

Well, finally. Back at the old grill.

Well, has the press arrived yet?

Well, hello everyone, welcome.

Well, hello there, my colleague and I

Well, here's something fun.

Well, honey, I don't think you should let

Well, hopefully not all that I am, I mean that would be...

Well, I am. I've just been trying to deal with everything

Well, I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart,

Well, I can't know for sure,

Well, I didn't have any problem with mine.

Well, I don't know what to say, Sweetheart,

Well, I don't know, he had 6 sliders.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't quite see the relevance

Well, I don't think I like the thought of guests

Well, I don't think there's any harm

Well, I for one did not.

Well, I have good news.

Well, I hope the motel has been servicing...

Well, I know I lot of people who are gonna be very excited

Well, I know you're late, sweetheart.

Well, I lit a patchouli candle,

Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning

Well, I suppose I'll head back to the scene of the crime,

Well, I talked to a few florists, and then I...

Well, I thought about what you said,

Well, I thought it might be contained to the internet.

Well, I understand. You know,

Well, I was wearing gardening gloves.

Well, I...

Well, I'd have to agree.

Well, I'll be happy to give it back,

Well, I'm getting nervous, because we're gonna need

Well, I'm gonna go ahead and file

Well, I'm gonna save this for a special occasion.

Well, I'm just kicking back a little bit. It was a busy day.

Well, I'm not calling it off!

Well, I'm not so sure I am.

Well, I'm sure I could help you out.

Well, I'm sure they'll be fine, Johnny.

Well, I've already sold half the stock!

Well, if we're being honest with each other,

Well, if you are looking for a way to thank me,

Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna step outside.

Well, if you must know, work's been really stressful,

Well, if you want, I'm happy to offer you guys

Well, in our defense, Jocelyn's a few days early.

Well, it is tonight,

Well, it sounds like you've been really busy

Well, it turns out it wasn't the moisturizer,

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Well, it would be good if the order had arrived

Well, it wouldn't be much of a tour, but...

Well, it's a no brainer, Johnny.

Well, it's a smiley face,

Well, it's date night, so we thought maybe

Well, it's good of you to come with me, John.

Well, it's not exactly before work

Well, Johnny, that's why I'm asking you

Well, know that you've unloaded this on me,

Well, let me know if you need anything else.

Well, let me think! Uh... "Two Heads" it is.

Well, let's hope that you continue

Well, look at the two of you.

Well, looks like we're back, sweetheart!

Well, love is definitely in the air!

Well, lucky for us, this lock has already found its key.

Well, maybe I'll talk to her...

Well, Miguel says hi.

Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal,

Well, no, but did you guys not talk about your dating history?

Well, not a problem, Sweetheart.

Well, nothing's happened, so you can tell your friend

Well, nothing's too good for the godfather of my child.

Well, now we're all taking this a little too lightly.

Well, now's not the time to take our foot off the gas, Stevie,

Well, of course he did.

Well, professionally speaking there's still only one.

Well, right here. It's uh...

Well, she'd worked 14 straight days, so...

Well, she's a very generous person so...

Well, Stevie, stop! What are you doing?

Well, that is very touching.

Well, that is why she is one of our finest interns.

Well, that makes sense.

Well, that sounds promising, Alexis,

Well, that was a different time, Moira.

Well, that wasn't part of the agreement.

Well, that would make you the one good thing

Well, that'll make up for all the stuff

Well, that's good! And as coach of the team,

Well, that's not good,

Well, that's presumptuous.

Well, that's understandable, comes with the territory.

Well, that's understandable, honey,

Well, that's very cute for you,

Well, that's very thoughtful of you.

Well, that's what you said you were gonna say to him

Well, that's why most students do their courses online.

Well, the sticky note, I believe,

Well, then go on a date with him.

Well, then obviously you'll have no problem

Well, there might be a hint in the card.

Well, there was that summer that Jimmy Smits

Well, there's someone... that... is going to the café.

Well, they only wanted to have the barbecue

Well, they're good kids.

Well, this calls for a celebration.

Well, this is clearly a high stakes situation,

Well, this is quite the spread.

Well, this is the second month.

Well, this quiche is a treat.

Well, this test is a 100% sure it's someone's!

Well, those are just kind of extreme examples, Johnny.

Well, traditionally the host plays at least one song, so.

Well, typically the person who throws the shower,

Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning

Well, we could peek in on the experience like group voyeurs,

Well, we have to think of something.

Well, we haven't talked budget yet,

Well, we're about to sample some goat's cheese,

Well, we're gonna have to roll it back in.

Well, we're not cutting to.

Well, what did you say to her?

Well, what do they say?

Well, whatever it was,

Well, why didn't you just give him the pill?

Well, why does it say Alexis you have a new match?

Well, worked out well for me.

Well, wrong choice of words.

Well, you are gonna be thanking me pretty soon

Well, you can sell beers to the guests, Johnny,

Well, you can't greet customers with that face!

Well, you kinda did.

Well, you know, Johnny, that weight might actually work

Well, you might have to go one night

Well, you were a big help, Stevie.

Well, you... you look great.

Well, you'd start by telling the group of teens

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well... that's a relief, that your bases are covered.

Well... who would do that to a man

Wh when did she, why didn't she call me?

Whadda ya need?

What a delightful little home office

What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family!

What am I gonna do now?

What am I, an accomplice?

What are you doing back?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? I've been texting you for 2 days.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I said I would meet you outside!

What are you saying?

What are you, hiding out?

What did he say?

What did this gentleman look like?

What did you want me to do?

What do we think we'd be saying right now?

What do we think we'd be saying right now?

What do you have planned for tonight?

What else?

What exactly have you done?

What exactly is the catch?

What happened to your arms?

What I hope will be the first of many open mic nights

What if I just got in my car and drove to New Mexico,

What if we did...

What if we hosted an open mic night?

What if... I gave you back some of the olive branches

What is the source of this falsehood?

What is this?

What is with all these sad looking people?

What just happened?

What kinda spa is it, and will there be treatments?

What now?

What possible difference could one week make?

What text?

What the fuck does that mean?

What the hell is a sprinkle?

What time do you wanna fire this baby up?

What was holding you back?

What would actually help is if you could clean a toilet or two,

What would happen to the baby if something happened to us?

What would make you think I would walk away

What you're doing is very brave.

What, is something wrong?

What, uh, what'd it say?

What, you've been telling people about this?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No, why would I have regrets?

What? Nothing. Gimme that.

What? She's like 50.

What? Whadda ya mean there's a dead guy in...

What? Whadda ya mean?

What?!

What'd you expect Johnny, Benihana?

What'd you expect Johnny, Benihana?

What're you still doing here?

What's bumpkin?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's happened since you and Tallahassee

What's happening?

What's so wrong that it can't be patched up?

What's the permit for?

What's up?

What's up?

What's your point?

What's your thing tonight?

Whatever it was, it was worth waiting for.

When has that ever stopped you?

When I am pregnant. He is very hands on, very concerned,

When I corralled him into a little lunchtime chin wag.

When I think of the dangers of asbestos poisoning.

When I was perfectly fine not trusting people.

When I was unpacking the box, but...

When it comes time for the pop out store.

When it comes to client loyalty.

When it was supposed to arrive, last week.

When referring to my relationship.

When she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion.

When she told me just moments ago

When we were talking about the open mic night,

When you and your skid mark friends give back

When you asked me to throw this event,

When you had asked for space, and that's not right.

When you realized that you'd sent the text

When you said that you were coming back,

When you're in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa

When you've got it,

When your work consumed you, and I would miss you so.

Whenever I wanted a booty call.

Whenever you feel comfortable enough to talk,

Where are we, Barcelona?

Where did you get those flowers, Mr. Rose?

Where did you put the sonogram?

Where do I put this (bleep) thing?

Where do you want me to hang the pinata?

Where someone's been so nice... to me.

Where's my Employee of the Month?

Where's my phone? I can't find my phone?

Where's Twyla?

Whereas I vibe with a much younger crowd.

Which allowed me to take 2 showers that week.

Which I was planning on using with Jake,

Which is shocking because as you may or may not know,

Which is why I ask you to then point this pregnant lady

Which is why I would rather not subject him

Which is, and you can write this down,

Which isn't gonna happen, but you never know in life.

Which makes sense because this cheese is amazing and...

Which she already told us, so maybe just say thank you.

Which was the correct choice. Just so that you know,

Which was to employ the services of the CEO

Which would explain a couple of things here.

While I take this box outta the room,

While I was away, and musta slipped her mind.

While the last one compliments you on your cuticle game.

Who are trying to point out things like,

Who could help me organize this.

Who deserves every happiness.

Who has some basic skills for a change.

Who is feeling sexy?

Who is she?

Who knows where I'd be right now if I just

Who painted my face in the night,

Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

Who runs a business like this?

Who sends pink carnations?

Who was asking for directions.

Who works in a quarry.

Who would just help me organize this,

Who would you hire from today?

Who would've known that Paul was allergic to cats?

Who's Cuppy?

Who's saying that? Your mother's not dead.

Who's this guy?

Whoa, geez, Louise.

Whoa, geez, Louise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no, no!

Whoa. Stevie! Geez! Yowzer!

Whose tiny little poops you get to clean up!

Whose wife is just about to go into labor?

Why are we going to a spa, again?

Why are you not wearing your t shirt?

Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?

Why didn't you tell me I was invited to the barbecue?

Why do I find that scenario even more bone chilling than murder?

Why do you guys have drinks, and I don't? Hmm?

Why do you think I've been saving up my money

Why don't we just put a "J" next to that.

Why don't you come with me to the barbecue

Why don't you join us?

Why is he shirtless with an armful of puppies?

Why is there a line through it?

Why isn't it just Rose Motel?

Why would Patrick do that?

Why would that happen?

Why would you think I was joking?

Why? Why would you do that?

Will be awarded the first ever

Will you grant me access to your most intimate sounds?

With 100% certainty, you have nothing to worry about.

With a machine gun ballet.

With Albany about where to go.

With an acoustic guitar in front of people.

With gifts and attention every day.

With Johnny Thunders.

With my business partner, so...

With my special little songbird.

With shoulder length blonde hair, and red lipstick.

With Singles Week just around the corner,

With Ted last week,

With the gals, then?

With the sight of a toilet plunger

With the windows down.

With the wrong people,

With this emotional cargo?

With way too much time on their hands.

With whatever's left of the soft cheese station.

With which I had nothing to do.

With which you embrace recreational activities

With you.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Woo!

Worrying about what happened?

Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store.

Would gather and perform poetry and songs?

Would have nothing to do with any concerns you may have,

Would have saved his life?

Would I?

Would it be too much to ask the guests

Would just accept a cocktail from a total stranger.

Would like to thank you for all the wonderful things

Would that staff member be you?

Would we call her a publicist?

Would you mind helping me set the table?

Would you mind taking one step to your left?

Woulda been pretty useful in the conversation

Wow, I didn't... I don't know what to say.

Wow, that's... the name is really something, isn't it?

Wow, well, thank you, Roland.

Wow! I just upgraded my wand!

Wow! Look at you!

Wow! Looking very nice, Stevie.

Wow! Now, don't get me wrong,

Wow! Wonderful news.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I wonder what you'd be saying.

Wow. I wonder what you'd be saying.

Wow. That's very generous of you.

Wow. Well, good for her, it's...

Wow. Well, this looks delicious.

Yap, yap, yap, do, re, mi.

Yay!

Yeah wh... snake?

Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons.

Yeah, and I'm gonna be sleeping somewhere else.

Yeah, and now I know, that while I was torturing myself,

Yeah, and you know, we're getting very good feedback

Yeah, and you're already wearing your little gloves, though.

Yeah, because the news is everywhere.

Yeah, because we got these new breath mints in

Yeah, but you get free coffee and doughnuts.

Yeah, but you know, we're very capable parents.

Yeah, didn't you expect them to come?

Yeah, don't think we can smash a baby

Yeah, except it's Budd, with two d's, but...

Yeah, funny thing, neither did I. So...

Yeah, Gwen locked me out.

Yeah, he's pitching a guy he knows to help out

Yeah, his great great great great grandmother

Yeah, how are your friends doing outside?

Yeah, I actually had plans tonight,

Yeah, I can see how you would make that leap,

Yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, I can see that. Very busy, right, Johnny?

Yeah, I don't think loyalty was ever in question.

Yeah, I got that note in your email,

Yeah, I gotta say,

Yeah, I guess I could walk you back up the hall,

Yeah, I haven't spoken to her.

Yeah, I know, I know, there's um,

Yeah, I know, Moira, you know, busy busy.

Yeah, I know. I know. I don't uh... you know,

Yeah, I mean I guess there isn't really anything

Yeah, I mean you had a lotta help.

Yeah, I mean, maybe that's what you and your burnout

Yeah, I mean, somebody like you, or you.

Yeah, I need to Johnny,

Yeah, I should say so.

Yeah, I think it's that, uh,

Yeah, I thought I had mentioned her, it's Heather,

Yeah, I thought it could be a good opportunity

Yeah, I was just giving them a little pup talk.

Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.

Yeah, I'm just on the phone with the vendor

Yeah, if you're around next week,

Yeah, it was a misprint, Roland,

Yeah, it was actually meant for Heather.

Yeah, it was pretty freeing.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah, it's off by a day.

Yeah, it's pretty realistic, isn't it?

Yeah, just galloping around the woods, huh?

Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on!

Yeah, like an old tent by the side of the highway.

Yeah, like really, really cheesy, and off brand.

Yeah, maybe I could do that.

Yeah, no definitely not a War Vet. Damn these fallen arches.

Yeah, no, I'm just like taking time for me.

Yeah, no, that's what I heard.

Yeah, normally that'd be totally okay it's just um,

Yeah, okay, I know what you're gonna say.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, only the best.

Yeah, she gets it. Okay.

Yeah, so we'll just be by a little later

Yeah, something about this is just not working for me.

Yeah, sorry that still sounds pretty nice to me.

Yeah, thanks, except I think I have to go home now.

Yeah, that I've been greasing.

Yeah, that sounds very dark.

Yeah, that's good to know, Roland.

Yeah, that's it's not Alexis!

Yeah, that's probably a good idea,

Yeah, the batch must be contaminated or something,

Yeah, the first thing I thought of is

Yeah, the soda machines are fine, Roland.

Yeah, uh, Johnny's tellin' me I gotta hang up.

Yeah, uh, sorry David, maybe I haven't been clear,

Yeah, um, so Jake and I found out

Yeah, um, Ted and Heather have been together for...

Yeah, used some of that makeup you gave me.

Yeah, we couldn't afford in house photography,

Yeah, we did.

Yeah, we don't sell that.

Yeah, we need some clarity on the point system, David,

Yeah, well I mean, it's pretty amazing

Yeah, well now I know, but it's weird

Yeah, well, I didn't get much sleep last night.

Yeah, well, if only there was someone like you

Yeah, well, it won't. That's the problem.

Yeah, well, let's face it,

Yeah, well, she's one person,

Yeah, who else would I be talking to? No offense.

Yeah, with your "pony."

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Johnny,

Yeah, yeah. I'm just glad

Yeah! We're moving forward with it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Classic.

Yeah. On my wedding day, I thought,

Yeah. We can do that.

Yeah. Yes, for sure.

Yep, I'm just gonna grab that bottle of...

Yes he did! And I was counting on him

Yes no!

Yes, a little... little too comfortable.

Yes, Alexis has been working very hard on herself.

Yes, enough of me for one day.

Yes, except my orthodontist had a slightly better printer.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I said faithful, which rules out all of you!

Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay

Yes, it would. I'm gonna have 'em after lunch.

Yes, it's the cream.

Yes, Jocelyn, thank you.

Yes, the woman who wanted you to wash her cat all the time.

Yes, they're both here, staring at me.

Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose,

Yes, we are stunned!

Yes, we have, but here, locks sadly are defective.

Yes, what?

Yes, which is how I found out about the barbecue

Yes, yes, plenty of work to be done.

Yes, yes.

Yes!

Yes! Everybody has arrived.

Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze.

Yes! They're coming in, and they're buying gum.

Yes! Well, I mean, like technically

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. No, that is an emotional depth that is very,

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You and Johnny got caught in that criminal trial

You answered the phones at the vet's clinic.

You answered the phones at the vet's clinic.

You are making way too big a deal of this.

You been goin' to the gym, 'cause that looked effortless?

You can definitely say that it is eggs cellent.

You can handle yourself.

You can pull the account.

You can totally stay at my dad's place.

You can't expect guests to sit around with their beers

You can't play the game with a clipboard in your hand.

You cannot move it, it's bolted down.

You could be sued!

You could go and do that... now?

You could've done a better job looking out for her!

You definitely had a certain something,

You did that for me?

You did, well I didn't know that.

You did? Lovely.

You didn't even play Patty, though.

You didn't have to come all the way down here.

You didn't have to do that.

You didn't have to.

You didn't say you can't come!

You do know that this is your first day

You do the talking, and I sample the merchandise.

You do this every night you go out?

You don't even have a website.

You don't have the media training.

You don't have to say anything.

You don't think I know that?

You gave me such a hard time for getting involved with Ted,

You get to stand in front of a judge!

You got a little red um... is that a bug bite?

You got it.

You gotta play the game.

You guys want me to jump in?

You have nothing to worry about, David,

You have years ahead of you still to collect a cartage

You haven't discovered them amidst your cleaning, have you?

You invented it.

You just fill this out and I'll get ya checked in.

You just meant that you weren't coming back,

You just mentioned to me. Okay?

You know how David can get carried away, I'm sure.

You know how it gets, it's like uh uh uh.

You know how many off road dirt bike tours I had to take,

You know I did!

You know I'm a little disappointed in you, David,

You know it is gonna be

You know Johnny, maybe you should consider

You know people can see you, right?

You know um, this wasn't actually the first time

You know what I'd love? A tea.

You know what the great thing about this is?

You know what you're gonna say?

You know what, I feel like now

You know what, I'm probably good to finish this up,

You know what, I'm realizing that this might be an imposition.

You know what, John? You're right, we should go.

You know what, Moira, we have all been there.

You know what, Rach, part of me feels like

You know what, we didn't even get into your history...

You know what, you need to join us tonight.

You know what?

You know why people are always in the café?

You know you two are lovely little freaks.

You know, Alexis, I feel like I really need to thank you.

You know, David, one of the fundamental pillars

You know, for for both of our sakes?

You know, I gotta be honest with you,

You know, I have to say,

You know, I have to say,

You know, it says here,

You know, it seems poison oak accidentally

You know, it will also be a lot of work.

You know, like singles are sad enough,

You know, nothing is colder than the chill I get

You know, now that you're here,

You know, other than your little blunder,

You know, Roland, when you said you found a grill,

You know, Rose Video was the second largest video chain in

You know, something about this feels really right.

You know, swap stories about how I don't compromise.

You know, the news was very numbing,

You know, there is something so familiar about your voice.

You know, we could just go day to day like normal people.

You know, when I started Rose Video we had one employee

You know, when you kissed me,

You look good. Thank you.

You look just like a small town waitress! Beep!

You look ready.

You made me pick between two Sandra Bullock vehicles.

You make me feel right, David.

You may step down, ma'am, I thank you for your service.

You mean, the ones on top of your head?

You might be interested to know

You might have noticed that I've been on a real

You must push for the maximum sentence!

You must think that this is silly,

You need to clean a toilet?

You realize you're gonna have to talk to Patrick

You reign supreme as the queen of the triple entendres.

You remember our opening day here?

You said it was... freeing.

You say it when you're ready.

You see what I told you?

You seem a little distracted today.

You send someone a random text message to get their attention,

You should all know that this man's voice

You should really keep looking for your perfect match.

You should see my schedule.

You shoulda just texted.

You specifically referenced a small shire in Scotland...

You spend a lot of time with Alexis,

You still haven't picked up the locks and keys?

You still want the free booze, right?

You stood in front of me and told me to trust people.

You stop touching your face!

You sure you don't wanna wait another day, though?

You think?

You throw it away

You told me to keep it a secret,

You too.

You two know each other?

You two still manage to do things face to face,

You used to describe Ted's new girlfriend, who isn't Alexis.

You wanted to take things slow,

You were bragging about being a grill master.

You were essentially handing over creative control.

You were hired to do some work around the motel.

You were quite the heartbreaker.

You were right, my dear.

You were sitting at home, just opening gifts.

You wouldn't let me finish telling you what I wanted!

You, yourself must've thought it was a pretty flower,

You... you spoke volumes.

You'd be surprised.

You'd better going, to the hospital.

You'll let me know if I should pull the fire alarm?

You're a good one, Mutt.

You're a monster.

You're all staying at the motel.

You're going with the Patty Hearst story?

You're gonna be okay?

You're gonna be so involved in their lives.

You're gonna have to say goodbye to Carmine

You're gonna perform tonight.

You're in love with him, aren't you?

You're inviting my son to happy hour?

You're kind. I noticed we moved the lip balms.

You're legally prohibited from supplying medication

You're like super smart, and pretty in like a... breezy,

You're my Mariah Carey.

You're not gonna find a bigger Noguchi head than me,

You're probably right.

You're probably thinking like, oh,

You're supposed to be weeding the back lawn today!

You're taking off? All right, have a good night, Johnny.

You're the 3rd person I've had to talk to today, so.

You're the hook.

You're the one who put his phone on silent.

You're the sweetest man I've ever known.

You're um... getting a bit of neck burn.

You're very speedy.

You've been a smidge needy this past week?

You've been sleeping for two days.

You've created for yourself.

You've just Bumpkined with Jebediah.

You've served so many times already!

Your boyfriend is here?

Your family, and I'm still here.

Your father and I,

Your father was with someone at the time.

Your first 2 were no walk in the park, right.

Your lifestyle choices

Your mom's trick totally worked.

Your new policy about helping the guests with the bags...

Your very generous offer to be godfather to your baby.

Your wife's pregnant in her 40's.

Yup, a lot of people are shopping and drinking.

Yup.

Yup.

0 She's 42, and I know! Ugh!

1, 2, 3, 4!

2 minutes on the clock to chat up your next new match

27 years of bliss.

29 dead weights!

... trick. ... trick.

'cause they're still saying it. So people are believing it?

♪ Ding! ♪ ♪ Dong! ♪

♪ Ding! ♪ ♪ Dong! ♪

♪ Ding! ♪ ♪ Dong! ♪

♪ Ding! ♪ ♪ Dong! ♪

♪ Fat spat... ♪ Ah! John, what are you doing here?

♪ On the... Oh come all ye faithful... ♪

♪ Takin' it home! ♪ Yeah.

12! Oh my god.

785. 785.

a financial liability. Liability.

a freelance brand invigorator. Hmm.

Again, we don't give refunds. Okay, okay.

Alexis is pregnant. What?

Alexis! Oh my God, Ted, hey!

Alexis. Yes?

All right. Go ahead.

An original song? But then I thought you know,

And a message board, we know. Oh my god.

And again. And again. Roland...

and get the gals another drink? Okay.

and his striking older lover. Okay, I am going for a jog.

and it just didn't stick, so. Yeah. Yeah.

and never come back! You see,

and one lip balm. Oh!

And people are drunks. Yes but they still showed up.

And singing a song. And singing a song.

and that ended a while ago. Oh no!

and wait, or... Yeah,

and walked home. Walked home?

And what is the venue? My house!

And what is the venue? My house!

and, here we are, still single. Hmm.

And? I told him I didn't have one.

Anyway, I... should... be... I broke up with Heather.

Are we expecting company, or? N no, I wasn't!

Are you serious? Yeah.

as it was, and start again? So in that case,

as much recently. Oh my god, please. Please.

as they keep making amendments. Yeah...

Asbestos Fest yet! You know,

at the drive in tonight. Let me see those.

at work. Uh...

Bath salts? We actually do sell those.

because of the way she dresses. Not the movie!

Bumps. Shut up.

but for me... Oh my God, no,

but thank you. Okay.

But... Mhmm?

Bye, Mrs. Rose. Bye.

Can I get you something? Stop.

Can you handle that? No, I am just waiting to hear

Canoodling? Oh.

Certainly. Okay.

Come on. You do you.

Cool. Is it?

David, Alexis isn't... No, it's okay.

David, blame me. Oh, I do.

David! Ah... hey!

David! What?

David? Yeah.

David? Yeah.

Desperate times, huh? No, trying times,

Did I say that? Well there's no use wasting time

Did she say Po Po? Okay! Okay!

Did you get that from Patrick? I might have.

do I wear my fringed vest? Okay.

Do we? Yeah.

Don't say a word. That's not fair!

Don't write that down. Okay Moira,

don't you understand? Okay, and he wanted that.

every day for 3 months. Oh.

Everything good here? Um, Stevie has cold feet.

Ew! You know, could be contagious.

Excuse me, hey. Hey, yeah. What's up. Yeah...

expecting the lip balm. Mhmm.

Fall apart. ... oxidize.

for today, so. Oh.

for unwed mothers! Oh my God, imagine?

Four whole months, David. How 'bout that?

from those old farm witches. They were Mennonites,

Get over here, and sit yourself down!

Going 3 times. Roland! All right.

Going twice. No.

Good to see you, man. Yeah, good to see you, too.

Good. Hmm.

Great, thanks. Hey girl.

Guess we won't. No.

Hah! Okay.

Has someone been killed? No.

Have we decided? I'm pregnant!

He was never found. Probably dead.

He's the veterinarian. No, no, no,

Hello? Hey, can you hear me?

Hello? Hey.

Here. Oh, thanks.

Here's what we're gonna do. Hmm?

Hey, Bob. Roland, hang up.

Hey, Stevie. Hi.

Hey! Yeah.

Hi, sorry. Hey! This guy!

Hi, where are you? I'm on my way!

Hi! Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh.

Hi. You see?

Hmm, thriving. Yes.

Hmm? Roland,

Hmm? There ya go.

Hmm. Clingy?

Hmm. Maybe needy's the wrong word.

Hmm. So, uh,

Hmm. So, um, how long you been on the app?

Hmm. Wow, love that for her. Alexis?

Honey, you ready to go? Yeah.

Huh? The puppies... the um,

Huh. Uh oh.

I can't believe you opened that! It was on my desk.

I can't drink, Rollie. Oh right, you're driving.

I can't. Fine, then don't.

I can't. Get up.

I could get you a tea if you want. No, that's not necessary.

I don't know, like old. John old? Or old, old?

I don't think so, no. Huh? Going once.

I don't want to show him my arms. I don't wanna see her arms again.

I got it. Still good. Hmm.

I had strep at the time. Okay.

I have to go! Okay,

I haven't even told Ted. Oh.

I I don't want any of that! No...

I just feel really gross. Why did I get one?

I know. Oh.

I mean, we're best friends. Yeah... but are we?

I see you like the bracelet. Love the bracelet, thank you.

I take it you two are still... Seeing each other, yes.

I think so. I hope so.

I think that's a good idea. Mhmm. Mhmm.

I think we made a mistake, Stevie. Mhmm.

I think... I think that I do. No, I know you do,

I told her I'd take care of it. Ah!

I told you that, David. Hey.

I understand. Okay.

I want the room cleaned up in an hour. Okay.

I will definitely uh, let you know! Okay.

I'd give you some gift ideas. I'm kinda busy right now.

I'll go! Okay.

I'm driving? That's a good idea!

I'm gonna think about it. Yeah, it's mandatory.

I'm okay. Good.

I'm sorry to hear that. That trip was a disaster.

I'm sorry? Ted Mullins?

I'm sorry? What do you mean, stealing?

Ideally, one! Okay, well now I know.

if it can be cleaned up in time. What happened?

If only. It's true.

if you don't want to. No, no I'm in it now.

Impressive late fees. Thank you.

in one of the rooms? Okay, I always knew

in time for the rollout. What rollout?

Is he pulling back? No!

Is it a girl? Valiant attempt, Jocelyn.

Is this it? Yeah, you're a lifesaver, Johnny.

It's a gift. How'd it go with Ted?

It's a pregnancy test. Ewww! What?!

It's Jocelyn. Oh!

It's not about the puppies. Oh, okay, good.

It's Patrick. Anything else?

it's so good to see you. I know.

It's the truth. I know um...

Jocelyn is in labor! Oh my god!

Jocelyn! Huh?

John! Yes! Oh, oh, pregnant?

Johnny, and this is... Moira.

Just a streamer, David, just... Okay, yeah.

Just the things on the list. Okay.

Just this one, here. Oh yeah, that's the one.

let alone a dead body! Yeah.

Let's not dally, dear. What's that? Here you go.

like the other ones. Oh.

Listen to me. Mm hmm.

Lock it up, David. Lock it up. Oh, okay.

Look at his face. Look at your face.

Lucky me. Mm hmm.

May I approach the bench, please? No, you may not.

Medium rare for David. Thank you.

Mhm. Mrs. Rose, I can say

Mhm. That's right. Oh god.

Mhmm. Good!

Mhmm. Thank you, Alexis.

Mhmm. That's what you think is sad?

Mhmm. Your, specific opinion

Miguel. Oh my gosh, hey.

Mm hmm. Very generous, okay?

Mm mmm! Ahem! Wow, you look good.

Mmhmm. Wait a second,

Mmm. Maybe it's best if we...

Mmm. Mmm.

Moira? Oh, she has no idea

Mom? In here.

Motel at max capace all week long. Mm hmm.

Mr. Rose. Okay.

Mr. Rose. Yes, you're right.

Mucho Dias, mes amis. Morning!

my skin gets real dry in here. It's the lotion.

next to poison oak. What poison oak?

Nice sweater, bro! Um... God, I...

No, I can clean a toilet. You know what,

No, I meant the actual truth. Oh.

No, John, no, we're not doing Pat. No we're not.

No, you have cool style. I like your shoes.

No! I wanna clean a toilet. We'll hire somebody else.

No. ... Mellencamp.

No. Fair enough.

No. Oh my god, give me that!

No. Single people is what this town needs!

No. Street cred.

No. This is a relief.

No. Absolutely not. Okay, and I completely understand.

Not bad. Not bad. Oh thank you, Ronnie.

Number 23! Oh my god! That's me!

Oh boy, okay. Mm hmm.

Oh God no! No, we've never... No, never, ew!

Oh god. What?

Oh hi, David. Hi.

Oh my god, did I send that to you? No, I don't think so.

Oh my god, hey. Hi.

Oh my god! Yeah, and here you were this morning,

Oh my god. Oh my god!

Oh my god. Thank you.

Oh my goodness! Yeah, Twyla,

Oh my gosh, I did. Did you, though?

Oh no. Yeah, so long night.

Oh no. Yeah.

Oh yeah, here you go. No, no please.

Oh, are you in distress? Yes!

Oh, can I though? No.

Oh, hello! Hello.

Oh, I think, No.

Oh, is that what it is? Mmhmm.

Oh, Moira. My time with the Jazzagals.

Oh, one more. Oh my god.

Oh, so you can go? Um, not tonight.

Oh, then go to work! Okay. Good luck.

Oh! Oh... Oh! Um, these?

Oh. Okay, so...

Oh. So it would be you,

Oh. Speaking of salads,

Oh. Temporarily, obviously.

Oh. Ha ha, Marlon Brando. Right, but from what movie?

Oh... Bottom line, we need a new venue,

Okay, are we done here? Okay, it's probably my fault,

Okay, but I want to, David. Oh my god, Alexis,

Okay, gimme my phone... Oh, Alexis, look,

Okay, here's my card. Yes.

Okay, hi. Hi! Hmm, what's up?

Okay, listen David... No you listen...

Okay, moving on to Jebediah. Okay, stop!

Okay, so I've been thinking about it. Hmm.

Okay, so, profit margins. Mhmm?

Okay, that, too. Say "break a leg!"

Okay! Now!

okay? Let it out David, let it out.

Okay? Bye for now. Bye, thank you.

Okay. ... if you wanna go for lunch.

Okay. But I did have one.

Okay. I will be right back

Okay. It's a tactic, Stevie.

Okay. Never mind.

Okay. Okay, you know what?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay... not finished yet.

Okay. So...

Okay. What are you doing here?

Okay. That's not fair. Okay. On three,

on her baby shower. Whadda ya mean?

on her own. Yeah.

on spending your day. Aw, it was nothing.

one of those voices. Mhmm.

Ooh, what's that? What's what?

Ooh? What? Confidence, girls!

Ooh. I can't wait to fire her.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Welcome.

Or a boy. Huh?

Or do you? Roland, what are we doing here?

or even inappropriate? Probably.

Or nothing. Ugh.

or something? Wow...

Or was it two mistakes? Or more... ? No, it was just the two. Yeah.

or... hanging around the motel? Uh, I don't know,

Oxidize. Okay, you know what?

Perhaps it's a boy. Wait, which one is it?

Perhaps it's a boy. Wait, which one is it?

Picking up Stevie. Yeah, we're gonna go, so...

Please, no. Here he comes.

poison oak in that vase there. What?

Pony. Hey...

Pony. Hey...

Pubic relations. What?

puttin' this thing together. Yeah.

Right, right. Wait, what? That was fun.

Right. So anyway, how are you?

Roland, ... everything on the list.

Roland, Jocelyn's in labor. What?

Roland! It stands for Roland! Okay.

Roland? Friendly?

Roland? Roland's phone.

Same. Like literally anywhere else.

Scroll down, Moira. Okay. Oh my wives.

See you tonight, babe. Hm.

She told you, didn't she? Yes, she told me, yeah.

She's working nights? No, she's not,

She's... Let it out.

Should we call it a night? Yes.

so can you please... Very well.

so I think the singles are here. Ooh!

so if you wouldn't mind... I would mind, but...

So when are you seeing him? Oh wow, no,

so yeah, I couldn't miss that. Um, yes, congratulations.

So your answer is no. To what?

so, you would see why. Toil and trouble.

Somebody's got cold feet. Ha ha.

Someone needs to talk to her! Well, don't look at me,

Speaking of showers, Ugh! No!

standing in the way. So there you go.

Stevie? Stevie?

Stevie? What's up?

Sup? Okay.

Sure. And, quite frankly,

talks about leaving every day? Okay, sorry to jump in again,

Telepathic, was she? And tremendously specific!

Thank you very much. Bye.

Thank you, Pat. It is nice.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks. Actually you know what

that thing in the motel. I am booked up, David.

that you said. Okay.

That's a smart move, Johnny. But consider this a trial.

That's bad. I know.

That's it, watch your step. Yeah.

That's Patrick. And you are?

That's... Okay.

That's... What?

The café. Ah!

The Godfather. No, from Casino.

The junior publicist? Oh.

The number? Yeah, I know,

There it is! No, there what is?

They're harmless, thanks. Are they? Cool.

This could be your out. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

this is a real gun! What?

This is Heather Warner's farm, David. I know.

This is my sister. Oh!

This is my... that's... Patrick.

Thought you'd never ask! Oh my god!

to have at 9 a.m., isn't it? Johnny, Johnny,

to have never actually been nominated. Moira?

to the wrong person. Ooh.

Tomorrow's another day. Yeah, well, don't worry,

Tonight? Yes.

Ugh, god. Cabo. Oh my god, poor thing.

Ugh! Ew! There's a dead body

Ugh... What? Why me?

Uh huh. Got my certificate.

Uh huh... Besides,

Uh, well then 7. Yeah, 7 sounds better.

Um, actually I, um... Oh my god, I'm kidding.

Um, no. Absolutely not.

Um, very briefly. Uh huh.

Um, who taught you rollout? May have been me. Sorry.

us, and like super chill. Okay.

Wait, Jocelyn's driving? Yes, Alexis! She insisted!

Wait, you told Roland? Yes.

Wanna get me a tea while you're out? Okay, I will get you a tea.

Was it the footwork? Oh, it was the footwork.

was unlocked in your purse. Right?

We almost all, but I said no. Ah.

We have a website. No. I looked it up,

We wanna go outside. Outside.

we would know about it, right? Uh yeah, we would know.

We'll take the place. Okay, we'll take the place.

We've never done that there. Never. I still live there.

Well, could you try? It's your fault!

Well, I don't wanna pry, so... Well, you've cracked me open.

Well, that's not good, Stevie. No, I might have panicked.

Well, there we have it then. Thank God you're here Pa...

Well, you never know. Well, I do.

What is happening? I don't know,

What just happened to you? Huh?

What TV? Well, Johnny,

What was he doing here? I'm happy to help.

What? For retail negligence.

What? Hmm.

What? I don't know, you tell me.

What? Nothing, I just um,

What? Well, it was mostly his idea, you know,

What? What is the utility shirts?

What? Yes.

What? Your Dad thinks it's your moisturizer.

What? Ew! Oh, and now we're back to Ray.

What? Ew! Well, we all did.

when I said I needed help. Yeah, I know.

when you know I can't come. You can't come?

whenever you like. Thank you.

Where did this come from? I brought it over this morning.

Where'd Alexis go? She went for a run,

Whiskey? Yeah. Yeah, the whiskey.

Who really likes to chat. Yeah.

Who was it? Ooh.

Who would do that? I've done that. Like a lot.

Why aren't you dressed? Because I'm not going.

Will do. Okay.

with a stick tonight, but... It's not a real baby, Dave.

with an important supplier. Great.

with the hot sauce and butter. Yes, and the gravy,

without your phone, Alexis. Ugh!

Yeah, but you came. Okay, bottom line,

Yeah, I... I know that now. Okay.

Yeah, pretty much. Mhmm.

Yeah. But she didn't seem angry

Yeah. For one another?

Yeah. Hmm, yeah.

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. I mean if I died,

Yeah. Mhmm.

Yeah. Ugh, okay, babe, sit down.

Yeah. Why? Um, I love your pajama set.

Yes, David. I mean, we already have dessert.

Yes! He has been asking everybody

Yes! Okay.

Yes. Okay,

You and Heath and the bagels. Yeah, she was just asking

You are? Rene.

You did? And to think when I awoke,

You didn't expect to match. Okay, fine, I did,

You don't just sniff it. No. You don't.

You don't mean... Yes, it's true!

You got my number, obviously. Yes, I do, thank you.

You know I can't let you do that. Yeah, no. That's no problem.

You know what I'm gonna do? Mmhmm?

You know what I'm saying? So where is she going?

You know, Moira, it's not as bad as I thought. Mmm...

You mean Heather? I believe it's Heather.

You mean the tea? Why not. Thank you.

You're a good person. That's not nice.

You've been sworn... It's Jocelyn!

Your Honor! Hold on.

... are you gettin' every word of this down, honey?

... basically the job is yours, if you want it.

... beer fridge?

... just how big a responsibility you'd be,

... that had a very lucrative week long singles event.

... um, I think for the next little while,

'cause I don't want you regretting

'cause I haven't chosen my courses yet,

'cause I'd have to like, pack, and find a place to stay.

'Cause no matter how hard I tried with her,

'cause you're always so good with boy stuff.

'K, Kelly Ripa just tweeted, she's taking tomorrow off.

"Goodbye to a great actress," with a cool sunglasses emoji.

"I love you", it just I don't... Mm hmm.

"it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!"

"Looking for a hook up."

"One Crazy Summer, The Patty Hearst Story."

"Shoes, Glorious Shoes, the Imelda Marcos Story."

"Sorry for your loss. She was really something."

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